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I have finished my degree! *yays etc*
So... now I have nothing to do until I get my results. If you had lots of free time and government loans then what hilarious and entertaining japery would you get up to?
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I'd probably just get fat and lazy

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

that's what you do when you become an exec

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

I almost finished mine today.
I've got 10% of a 30 credit module left to do in 2 weeks (Dissertation viva)
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Good luck with it.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Thanks, should be fine - I know that stuff inside out.
Hope you get the result you want.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

i just wonder what you'll have to moan about
once you fail
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Job/Resits/Post grad
one of those.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

i really don't care what you do just don't incite
masses of 'woo-is-me-study' type posts
we all study in our own way
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Except me, I'm omniscient.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

I didn't know that.

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

get a job youth!
stop sponging off my taxes.

I think I just drank a hell of a lot and enjoyed the summer. You should do that. Well done.
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MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

it wont be long before the stunning depression sets in
when you realise that a degree doesn't mean that much in the workplace. Alas, once you get over that, you regain confidence and realise that you got more than a degree. You grew up, matured and became awesome.

Once you realise that. The interviews are a walk though.

//summerising his life whilst pissed is always a good idea.
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MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Huzzah!
Hopefully I'm going on to do an MA but I'll have to see if I got the grades and the funding yet.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

I got me one of those!
you get treated to tea and biscuits in seminars.
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MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Excellent!
Apparently I get to have classes in pubs.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

yeah, that happens
you get to see the lectures marking all the undergrad work with a few pints. I should get myself back into academia one day. Such a mad world.
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MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

this post make me sound like a cunt
MrA is a cunt. And smells of shit.
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MrA, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

And he puts raisins in this bot bot and then poos them out into brownie mixture.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

I drank 3 bottles of champagne last night.
It was a good start I think.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

*officially approves*
Good alcohol work there, miss.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Have lie-ins and drink lots.
It's a winning combination.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

I'm currently trying to decide whether or not I should try sneak into leeds festival this year.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

I think you should tell QOTW

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Or not.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Yeaah.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

canaries
£100 flight tent or spoil yourself with 25 squids self service appartments
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Wowza.
I have a holiday booked to go to cornwall for a week with Azra3l.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

eggzactlty that'll cost you twice the price
these holiday places are shitting themselves so uber cheap
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Well yeah, the holiday to cornwall has cost us £60 for both of us to get down there and back again which is ace.
But the cottage is £400 for the week
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

That seems quite expensive.
Who did you book it with?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Drink every day until you get the results

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Wank.
Wank like you've never wanked before.
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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

New technique?

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

It's the wanking sensation that's sweeping the nation

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Vagina dentata what wonderful phrase
vagina dentata aint no passing craze
It means no penis for the rest of your days
It's our willy free anatomy
Vagina dentata
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

I used to stand firm as a rock
at the sight of the missus in her frock
but I did get one hell of a shock
the day her twat bit off my cock
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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

There once was a young man from Neath
Whose girlfriend's vagina had teeth
He was heard to exclaim
"It's a terrible shame -
When I'm coming, it's always to grief!"
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

There once was a young man from Tyersal,
Who gave a new... oh bugger, I've got this wrong.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

I was trying to come up with a town that rhymed with 'dental'
I failed :(
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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

It wasn't the breeze, that tickled her knees, it was my fiiiiiiiiiinger.
Magic, moments, something something something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

Kirk Sandall.
It's a weak rhyme, but closer than most.

Not as close as Birstall, mind.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

There was a young fella from Pendle
whose birds cunts surprisingly dental
she gave him a nosh
& ripped his cock off
which unsurprisingly sent him a bit mental
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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

*applause*

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

Hoorah!

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

A sex act, quite experimental
With a lassie whose fanny is dental
Gives unnatural thrills
And it pays all the bills
As the DVD's now out on rental.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

There was a young lady whose bits
Had a penchant for giving sharp nips
Men who she had
Came away came away feeling sad
Cos their willies had all lost their tips
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

There once was a man with no fingers
Whose story in memory lingers
One day his girl's muff
Bit his digits all off
That's what you get feeling up gingers!
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

*applauds*

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I was quite pleased with the second line there.
Anyone know if Bognor Regis is pronounced with regg-is or ree-jis?
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

I pronounce it ree jus
but I am a southern
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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

Depends on your Latin
if classical, it's ree-gis (with a hard 'g'), if Church Latin it's ree-jis
if you're local, it's "that shithole southeast of Chichester".
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Heh

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

Cock/Off

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

Who's afraid of Vagina Wolf?

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Finding Menob

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

A womb with a view
to biting your cock off
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

The Departed
Penis
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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Bitey Snatch

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

V For Vaginadentata

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

The Soreshaft Decapitation

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Cock, Chop and two Bleeding Bollocks

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broadsword, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

Do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES explode.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

i'm in a similar situation myself
i just finished super metroid
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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

ME!
Sorry fans. I was dragged away for a moment, there.
Who'd like to fall out with me?
Quickly now. I'm off out in a tick.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I JUST SNEEZED

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

JMG endorses the actions of FRIZ.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Does anybody want a BB Live Stream?

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

NOT ME!
I'm off.
Goodnight Shitheads!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

NEW JMG CATCHPHRASE COINED ON SAT 6 JUN @ 0:16

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

When are you away?
I thought it was now.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

Nah, probably later on. Surprise and that.

(__, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

I see.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

what an utter twat
the fatty film/tv thing was excellent and then the baldy homeless
mum lover comes up with this

fucking retard of the most excellent order
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Are you having a go at someone,
10 minutes after they've gone offline?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

well i wasn't actually watching the clock
but aresholes who post stuff for reaction then fuck off instantly
are arseholes
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

I think you'll be the new Bogus Official.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

i doubt it
he had fever and endurance
personally i can't be arsed.. i think that a lot of you have more to say than that geordie twat
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Are you in control of my internet?
It's being fucking slow and irritating.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

made me larf that did guv'na

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applehead herp derp, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

:(

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm in control of most things.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Make it behave!

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Then WHY HAVE YOU LET THE TORIES WIN >:(

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

LOLITICS

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

ROFLet's blame JMG.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

Oh, believe me, I do.

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

this could be love

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

RED SUPLEX!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

This is exactly the sort of post that Mykey can't see :(

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

It's my fault, too.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

We are red, we are white
We are fucking dynamite,

Sunderland,

Sunderland.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

*An over the top reaction, and a fall out lasting somewhere around a month*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

As a Leeds Utd fan
I should have added the sarcasm tags.
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Lord Gnome, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

I've stopped watching a documentary to tell the internet this.
I feel perfectly content right now, I have a bowl of Pringles, a big cup of tea and some shortbread to dip in it.

Carry on.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Franck Ribery:
Ugliest man in football or ugliest man alive?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Carlos Tevez might push him far in the stakes.
Mr. Burns, etc.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

Ian Dowie!

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Lord Gnome, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Oh my yes.
Hideous apparition of a man.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Not in the same uglyness league as ribery.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

I'm watching Terminator.
It's still very good, after all these years.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

It's definitely better than the 4th

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WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

I'm still going with the bairn.
I wonder whar would have happened if the terminator had completed it's mission, at the start of the first film.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

oh karl
you were right. Me, double F and some OFFLINE friends went to see it tonight. I've renamed it Terminator - Nonsense and Explosions. Money and time that could've been put to better use
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

*right pose*
What did you think of the T800 vs John Connor fight? It reminded me of T800 vs Kyle Reese.
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WHARRGARBL, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Rubbish.
Marcus was the best thing in it. Kyle was good too. Christian Bale phoned his performance in, the smug Welsh cunt.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Christian Bale can't act.
His best roles have been in American Psycho and Batman... where he didn't have to act a dime, he just had to be wooden.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Bollocks bollocks, I missed it.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

This is why bbc1 and itv1 needs a +1

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Yeah,
every other bloody channel has it, why not the main ones?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

It's on Sky Anytime, if you have it.
I keep meaning to watch it.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

Brill,
That's a good excuse to get it, I've been meaning to get it for ages now.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

Awful quiet
anyone else here?

I'm watching pineapple express
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applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm flicking my man bean

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MrA, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

My eye has stopped playing up now.
Thanks for that.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

Whispering?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

No, I dealt with that before I started drinking.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

I'm poofing it up and seeing Take That in Coventry on Tuesday
:D
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Cunt

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

You are an old lady at bingo
aicmfp
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Thats a beginiing for a letter to Fiesta if ever i heard one

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Shirly the only people who go to see take that are aging mothers, eager to relive their youthful bean flicking fantasies and gay men?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

And I am jealous of all of them

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Both?
Are you secretly a dude?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Yes

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

WOO

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

:D

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

*massive sadface*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Friz you have hereby gone down in my estimations
You are registering 16 on the Maffers scale of massive homosexuality
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Doesn't the fact I've had sex with a man nudge that scale up a bit?

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Oh no wait, fuck, that was Pickle Fairy
Ignore that
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Dont be silly
a girl wouldnt have sex with you
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'm fed up.
I'm alone in my flat and have exhausted most of the viable options when it comes to "doing things"
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

smut time

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applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Have another wank.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

I don't think I have it in me.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Everyone has enough energy for another wank.
Have a flick around the internet.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

wankspider.com

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applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Not me.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

do a podcast

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Did that last night, can't get to the studio tonight.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Terminator on bbc1

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

It must be an uncut version.
I'd never noticed arnie's swinging dick in the first scene before.

I must be coming down with the gay.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Well...

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I haven't seen this in years!
yay
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MrA, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

I sometimes wonder how I manage to be so consistently awesome and sexy

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Morphine

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Practise.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I've spent most of the day playing The Sims 3.
Somebody help me.
My gay writer couple and their adopted black daughter are doing quite well thank you very much
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ArthurTheRat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

aw, I want it:(

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

You filth
Easty is only a young un
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

If I touch it again I fear I will fail all my exams

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ArthurTheRat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

It's shit.
I got a leaked version a week ago, and I completed everything in it. All the traits, jobs, collections, goals, and wishes. Everything.

There's no point in replaying it because there's nothing left to discover or achieve.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Fucking hell
theres a reason they call this the gay shift, isnt there?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Because you've arrived?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

CLANG CLANG
MAN TRAIN HAS ARRIVED

*drapes fabulous cloth over everything*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

I glanced at the specs for that.
And decided I don't need another game that'll suck me in.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

in off
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

3/10 try harder.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

As I posted I thought.
I'm betting someone does a strikethrough.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

~~'m betting someone does a strikethrough.~~ do love mens bottoms
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

Good for you Mykey.
Gad to see you admit this.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

Kill Bill Vol 1

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

JMG hasn't just posted.
What up internet?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

I'm eating a flomp with a smiley face on it.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

Literally seconds in it
Sorry for stealing your thunder
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applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

NO TIME FOR WHOEVER WAS SEEKING FATTIES' ATTENTION BEFORE ME. JMG IS HERE, VIA PROXY!
Who'd like to fall out with me from another country?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

As an added incentive.
Three girls. All of who have absolutely no interest in the internet.
Me.

Me!
ME!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

all hail jmg
and his band of females, three
no doubt his company's sexy
but nowhere near as fit as he

*surprise fruitery*
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spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

I've now had them all moved to another room.
I just tested, and if I clap one of them pops their head round the corner.
Excellent.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Congratulations and stuff, JMG!
I hope you haven't been watching that Big Brother stuff
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Not yet.
Is there a token fruit?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

About 6

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

and a token spastic?

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Just one.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

If only you were SickRik.
We could all watch you on webcam, pawing at them like a virgin.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

please tell me this hasn't happened :(

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

Many times.
It was glorious.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

~~Many times.~~

~~glorious~~ n't worth switching away from RedTube for.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

i'm so glad the british people are waking up to the problems of this country and are voting bnp, we are full
immigrants are no longer welcome and the ones we do have as so called students should be deported
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I bet you're well gay for Nick Griffin.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

not at all, i have no issue with gays i just think they are un natural and a crime against god

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Yes, but God's a senile old cunt who doesn't know how to use a razor.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

that makes no odds, the fire of damnation is where these so called poofs will go
if only science would find a cure
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

LOLRESPONSEOFANGER!
ROFLINTERNET!
Just banter. No offence.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Not really
I can't be bummed with the effort.
(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

I could accuse you of complicity
in the success of Geert Wilders' nationalist PVV party in the euro elections, if you like.
(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

why are you suprised,
, people feel marginalised buy muslims
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

JMG you reckless rogue, you spilt my martini!
Which I was just about to take a draught from, at this bar in Ecuador.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Today I slapped a bar like a bongo until my drink arrived.
It's OK though. I'm not a chauvinistic terror. She knew me, I was championed throughout.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Are you in Costa Rica again?
Or was that the other week?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

No.
..and much earlier than that.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

This year is going by too quickly.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

My last visit to Costa Rica ended with much celebration.
GOD I love Costa Rica.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Is it a colourful country?

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Most likely a red and white striped one.
Or, in other words, barbarians!
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

That's just the kind of thing he would do.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

The contact lens in my right eye is giving me some gyp, actually.
Probably your fault and such.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

Fucked more than wall street crash!
www.oftwominds.com/blogjune09/depression06-09.html
(

The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

lol

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

tl;dr

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

While I don't usually mind a long post
I think as I'm about to go to bed to read about Houdini I'm going to pass on that link thanks.
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magnum, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Interesting
but he does seem to present opinion as fact and fact as opinion. Perhaps he's an economist or something.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

What I want to know is, when's World War III going to start?

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

I bet Dekkion knows.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Dekion knows all.
He has television from the future.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Will they ever do a new episode of Friends?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

Why are you asking me?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

i'm in early but there will be no bingo
www.b3ta.com/talk/225067

look how mental baldmonkey was a few years ago!!!

got any old threads that you'd show me? or not, no offence

forum
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

and i assume well was what back then

(

mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

I'd like to remind everyone that the phrase "all the colours of the wrongbow"
was my own invention, you thieving scumbandits
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

thanks for it - have a coatis ... no have two coatis
jezebel.com/5280523/tgif
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Caron Keating wiv da angles in r hartz 4eva
www.b3ta.com/talk/335664
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

i see those names, i've chatted to them and yet still i don't remember any of them, i feel this is what keeps me healthy online
not caring about any of you, no offence
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

It was so different back then.
People were more laid-back, no-one waged stupid holy wars, and folk who used AOL-speak were told to fuck off.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Why aren't Lonewolf and Enigmatic still here?
I miss them.
(

TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

They must just not have found the place as exciting as everyone else.

EDIT: Damn ninjas.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/18914
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

do you see how great you once were? you was mental back then, now look at you, bad parent

(

mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

WIBBLE EGGS

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

it's 5 years later, will this ever get boring? is there a reason your podcast is shit, probably that it is 5 years later
no offence
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/116984
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I like this one
b3ta.com/board/9456882

but it's not that old, and it's from /board
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/218858
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8549846
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

etc

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Are we encouraging the mentalness now?

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

Let's face it,
He's the only reason anyone still comes here.
(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5977180
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

can we have another pun thread please
im not ready to carry on playing dead space yet
(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Right then .
Film and TV for fat people.

The Jowls In The Crown.
(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Very Big Brother

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Mash In The Attic

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Coronation Chicken Street.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Diet Another Day

(

magnum, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

for your pies only

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

License to Grill

(

magnum, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Chicken Royale

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

the spy who loved meat

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

From Rasher with Love

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Fishfinger

(

scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

On Her Majesty's Silver Service

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

The Man With The Golden Grahams

(

scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

V
for Viennetta
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

*cricket applause*

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Oh, rather.

(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

That Fat Cunt Mr Ripley

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

or The Talented Mr Kipling

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

gateauca

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Star Brek.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Fatacca

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

The Lambshank Redemption

(

nick the greek, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Obeastenders?

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Good show.
*clappage*
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Big Blubber

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Faturama.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Withnail and Pie

(

nick the greek, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Belly Addicts.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Fat's Life

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

can you get me a Ginsters and some Lucozade from the Spar-tacus

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Nation very wide indeed.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

12 pints of lager and a multipack of crisps please.

(

Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Transfatformers
or The overWeigh-Team. But that's really tenuous.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Glad He Ate Her

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I thought this would get more attention :(

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

The Fryer
the wire
(

custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Puddin' On The Ritz

(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Full English Breakfast At The Whistlestop Cafe

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Drive-thru Miss Daisy

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

House Of 1000 Courses.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Natural born grillers

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Downsize Me

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Britain's Gut Talent

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Fried Bread At The Whistle Stop Cafe

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

too slow, old man

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Porky's.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Hard boiled egg

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Gues What We're Having For Dinner.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I Know What You Cooked Last Supper

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Fry-Up Day the Thirteenth.
I've realised you can read that two ways - "Fry Up, Day the Thirteenth", suggesting an enormous fry-up that takes 13(+) days to eat; or "Fry Up Day, the Thirteenth", suggesting 13 consecutive days of fry-ups.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Pie Hard

(

Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Pie Lard

(

The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Grill Bill.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I guess at least the meat would be well hung...

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

TOO SOON!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Armageddonovertothatbuffettable

(

moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Im almost falling in love with you

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Terminator: Starvation
bindun..?
(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

The Appertitice
"You're Fried"
(

scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

iScream
(ice-cream)
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Battle Royale With Cheese.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Im eating these things that are like Wotsis but without the cheese flavouring
anyway, this just made me spray them all over my screen.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

The Burger King & I

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Night-snack on Elm Street

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

One Night at McDonald's

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Men In Black Pudding

(

scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Some Like it Hot Pot
I'll stop now, sorry
(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Pie Claudius

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Glad he ate knorr

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

The Curious Case of Chocolate Button

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Hotdog Millionaire

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Amores Perritos Calientes
/pretentious
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

The Jambusters

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Who Flambéd Roger Rabbit?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

My Fare Lady

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Kentucky Fried Chicken Run

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

The Wrong Trousers

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Get Shortbread

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

CHiPS

(

mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Lord Of The Onion Rings.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Have I Got Stews For You

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Top Bun

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Starsky and Pizza Hut(ch)

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Snacks, Pies and Videotape

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

The Tubbytubbies

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Pasta, Pussycat! Grill! Grill!

(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

*applauds*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Pasta Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Eek

(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner at Tiffany's

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Two Guys & A Fat Girl.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Half Baked Potatoes.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

The 39 Ramps

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

There Will Be Blub

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

The Bourneville Identity

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Never Find The Fat Cunt

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Moonpieraker

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Buffetfield Earth

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Aporkalypse Now

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Deliveryance

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Broad Brother

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Burger King of Queens

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Foodfellas

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

The Italian Blob

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

MyKey West

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

Def Comedy Jam On Toast.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

pfffft!

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

She's All Fat

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

Forest Plump

(

Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

10 Things I Hate About Fruit

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Hahaha.
This is a winner.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Big.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Cheeses of Nazareth

(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

Blade Walker

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

*chucklewank*

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

The Wheezer of Oz

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Vanilla Pie

(

valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Raging Bulemia

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Anorexistenz

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

nice!

(

applehead herp derp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

haha

(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Asthma Attack Of The Clones.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Indian Takeaway Jones

(

Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

Diabetes Another Day

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Scoff-face

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Noddy & Bigarse

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Cellulight Club

(

Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Grill Bill

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

Fatman Forever

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I'm late to this party, so have:
On Eclair Day, You Can See For Ever
Bun Hur
Hobnobs & Breadsticks
Flash Bourbon
Paint Your Wagon Wheel
Reservoir Hot Dogs
From Rasher With Love
Gateaux On A Hot Tin Roof
Charlie Ate The Chocolate Factory
Pies Like Us
For Your Thighs Only
The Sandwiches Of Eastwick
The Good, The Kebab And The Ugly
A Pot Of Chips Now
Diet Another Day
Forest Plump
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

Indigestion Day
still got it...
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Are any b3tans other than myself on the train from London to Aberdeen right now?
There is a man on here that I think has done a poo in his trousers.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

it's me
I'm going to glance at you when you look up.
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jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

Fuck!
It IS you as well!
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

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jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Can you smell the poo in the man's trousers?

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

no
I can smell the poo in the litter box, bloody cats.
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jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Yeah sorry about that.
I posted it to them.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

He probably has
I would move carriage.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'll be on it in 3 weeks
and again in 5.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Right boys, I'm bored
And trying to avoid BB. What inspiring things are you up to?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

reading
I'm not a boy, by the way.
I'm a man.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

I was reading
I need to finish my book by Monday, but I wasn't in the mood for it.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

why must you finish it?
what book is it?
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

That is when the book group meets
It is The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy. I'm not sure how I feel about it though.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

I couldn't be in a book club.
If I don't like a book I can't read it.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

messing around on the internet
....ohhh.... am I allowed to answer? I'm not a boy.
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jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

Of course you are
Girls are the better kind of boy.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

this is true

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jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

I'm sorting out my pictures from my last inspiring kayak trip
hard to do anything inspiring at 9pm, but it's the best I can do (and I'll be kayaking again this weekend)

clicky for coastal spectactularness from last Sunday

(oh, and fuck BB)
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custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Ooh ace
I know, I'm trying not to get sucked in!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

I've done well so far this year; I didn't even know it had started
If I manage to end up not knowing who any of the housemates are, I will be well proud.
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custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

It only started yesterday

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Trying to write some PHP,
A simple table of data but fucked if I can get my head round how it works. I'm beginning to think this computer lark isn't for me.
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magnum, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'm on the train. It is just pulling into Kirkcaldy.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Fun fun

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

I am almost priapic!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

Not alot.
Just watched England lose the cricket to the Netherlands. I need to get drunk after that.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

From what I hear of the cricket
Do England ever win?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

We beat the West Indies the other week, but they clearly couldn't be fucked.
The Netherlands should have been a walkover, but this is England. Anything can happen.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

If you were writing a line of a Beck song what would you write?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

I don't know,
I've never listened to Beck.

I'll spotify some and then make an opinion and gaz you later.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

lol Katie Melua style cover of Seasons in the Abyss by Slayer
spotify:track:6qJ9Pz3CMIKHRlSOTufvje
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

doo do do doo

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Cos I have hollow eyes, haunting only to myself, but even so I... I... I... I can't stop scraping hollows in myself.
This is not a beck song but a lyric I've had in my head all day.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Counting Crows ftw

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

YES.
The were fantastic live.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)

They're not so good now
REAST IN PEACE COUNTIN CROZE WITH DA ANGLES
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

Saturday nights, Sunday mornings took a bit of listening to before it grew on me.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)

w mfl
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

Wow, someone else was almost on top for a moment, good work there !
I think, I donno, I've not heard anything Beck has done.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

I bet you have.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC7ucvAAVvw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpjUN0pKL4&feature=related
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

It's still bright outside, yet it's nearly 9ish.
Heh, go figure.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

Yes, that's what happens in summer...

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

I'm going for a shower.
I suppose this could be a lyric aswell.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

"and then she laughed, and we made pancakes"

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

I think this thread's pretty much finished now
it never really had the potential to last more than 5 minutes
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

"I travelled down all the mountains, but my legs could reach no further so I borrowed them off a cat and was known as *guitar riff* cat legs, da doo doo der doo no wheels dont need no gasoline"

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Gonzo is a jewspaz
Dekion's a dick
Moohalaa is lah-di-dah
And balders is a prick
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

I read that to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

COATI!

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

peaches and CrrrrrEEEaaaAAAMM

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

Piss it up your arse
Shitfuck
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

I've just had a shower.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

lolitics....
Now, I'm not one to steriotype a group of people, but.... twitter.com/bnp/followers
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

seehere.blogspot.com/2009/06/way-too-much-coffee.html
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

Sign in to Twitter

If you’ve been using Twitter from your phone, click here and we’ll get you signed up on the web.
Username
Password Forgot?
Remember me
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

HEXACHORDAL IS ON THERE.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Being on there doesn't necessarily mean you like the BNP,
you can follow them to see what racist shite they're posting so you can write something scathing on your blog.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

You can do that without following them though, I think.

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

Summary for people who have better to do than use twatter?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

It's people who follow the BNP on Twitter

(

WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

Wormulus:
Would you like a pint with me?

LOL GAZ, etc.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

you know what, they've got some good policies
I'm deffo voting for them next time
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

Sure thing, go for it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

frizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Shut the fuck up and listen to me
stream.ifaze.nl:8070/listen.pls
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Is this the new Katie Menular song?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

You wish.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Think about what you just posted.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9498861
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

In your dreams.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

YEKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLAB

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Baldonkey

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Indeed

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

blah blah blah, attention, blah blah, lolrandom, blah blah.
Great interneting there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

YES.
LET'S GIVE REAL RAPE VICTIMS ADVICE ON BEING RAPED INSTEAD. ROFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFL
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I heard it's best to get back on the horse after

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

haha, upset, online.
Well done there !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Haha.
You fell for it.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

This.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

Oh, ok then.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'm sure there's worse

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

As proved by your posting.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

THIS IS A BETTER B3TA.

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

You've arrived when Balders calls your name.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

I'm recording music.
I mean, if this lot can, so can I.

www.myspace.com/brokencyde
www.myspace.com/millionaires
www.myspace.com/droppingapoppedlocket
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

All you need is a drumbox, some horrible new-wave synths and Antares Autotune.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Antares Autotune is the fucking TITS

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Oh yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bduQaCRkgg4
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

I'm drinking cloudly lemonade
It's making my bumhole nip tightly together it's so sharp
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magnum, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Only if having a stranglewank.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

is a nob?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

:'(

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

+W hes +he +had
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

I can't be arsed working that out, I'll be honest with you.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Wishes he had a nob.
I think.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Oh MAN !
I was almost finished working that one out for myself !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

I'm on a train to LoughBorough
And there is this angry looking chap sat near me and he looks exactly like Sexface.
Does anyone know if he is travelling North from London?

I know, I'm sorry I'm so terribly shit.
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

Wait for a twelve year old girl to go to the toilet and see if he follows her

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

he's drinking Guinness from a can.

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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I don't think this helps at all

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Don't come here,
it's shit and wet.
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Randomgazz, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

It's too late to turn back.
I'm committed.
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

It was fucking hailing here earlier

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

It's been raining here for days and it's supposed to rain all through next week
soon we'll need a sodding ark
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

I definitely think you should ask him
while very close to his face
whispering are you sexface or not?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Why are you going there?

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moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Dogging party.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

With MoT

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

YEAH!
WOO!

No, wait, I don't have a car.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Shout "SEXFACE" and see if he looks up.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Fuck it, just nut him just in case.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Hurray, I'm going home on Sunday for 9 days.
Where are you going on Sunday?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

to Noits flat, for red hot bumsex

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moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

Lololol
Can I trust you to water the plants, then? I have a feeling they will all be dead when I get back:(
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

he'll put the watering can spout up his bum
then carefully release the water onto the plants by squatting above and relaxing

I heard
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

:((((
My poor plants:(
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

They're getting watered.
How bad can water from Noit's bum be?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

maybe he has a tiny cavern and esme has a lot of plants

I bet moohalaa has a cavern sufficient for kew
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

I use a variety of brass fittings to deliver a range of spray styles

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moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

I hope there's a chain to pull for a steam horn

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Chain- check
Horn- check
Cleveland steamer- check

Looks like your luck is in.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

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moohalaa, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

That made me hard.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Me too
And I'm not even out of the closet yet.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

House party?
Cool, shall I bring some pringles?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Pringles is all you will take to a house party?
*never invites you*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

That's just for the 'party trick', MASSIVE WINK.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Asda.
Possibly.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Good times.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

It's all go round here, I'll tell you.
Tell the car hire people in Dublin Airport they're a bunch of useless fuckers from me please.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Not flying to Dublin.
But Dublin Airport are useless cunts in general.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

How are you getting over?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

Brum to Waterford, the best way.
Except I have to fly into Waterford. Oh well.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

There's two airports in Ireland now?
Blimey. You'll be telling me there's motorways next.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

~~there's~~ there are

Ye have a reasonably good language. Learn it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Education from a tatty-muncher.
Whatever next?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

Straight teeth on a Saxon?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

Saxon?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

You know, one of the ancient foe.
An Englisher.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Has this got anything to do with Germany?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

More or less.
Anglo-saxon.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I don't think I'm one of them.
I have terrible teeth.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

Take a deep breath and read the sub thread again.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

That's a lot of reading on a Friday afternoon.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Ahahahahahaha!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

for a solo kayak trip (haven't decided where yet) in the morning
and then a 20 kilometre bike ride in the afternoon

everything is green and sunny and dappled and insecty atm; life's good
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custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

God, you're very active altogether.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

+ in the

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

apparently, exercise helps even out the cyclothymic highs and lows
it certainly makes me tired enough to get some sleep when I'd usually be either staying up all night or getting 2-3 hours sleep maximum.
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custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

so, you'll be in a canoe right

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

sorry, matey; I ain't falling for that one
your not knowing the difference between a canoe and kayak isn't my problem...
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custard, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

I'm going to be honest with you here, I'm not entirely sure at the moment.
But yeah', sure, i'll come along with you if you want, I'm quite supprised you're asking me to come with you, I don't feel our relationship was that close, but I guess if you want to introduce to your family, then it must be.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

Malvern East
As I live there.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

Then surely you won't need to go there.
*raises eyebrow*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Yes I will.
I'm working a wedding in burwood saturday night, and will most likely get home after 12.

:-P
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

No YOU are.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Probably the shop or maybe nowhere other than the sofa depending on Saturday night

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

I'll be going to get hammered.
The election results come out tomorrow, and any road up I'll be drinking.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Cool.
Any clues yet?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Not really, polls are open until ten.
I'll be a tallyman in the morning, so I should have a rock solid estimate by about eleven.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

Good stuff.
I'll be home for the results, hooray!
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

Hay mister tallyman, tally me some bananas.
Daylight come and me wanna go home.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

Do you not understand how democracy works, or are you being very clever and insinuating that Ireland is a banana republic?

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

It's 90nz0.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

More of a crab apple republic, surely?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

What's the difference between an apple and an orange?
You can't shoot an apple bastard.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

YES!
More of this.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

They're not really mutally exclusive.
Providing I've got the meaning of mutally exclusive right... that failed me my MCPs =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Maybe for a nice walk in the countryside with the child if the weather's nice
I'm feeling a bit demob happy with no law to do any more. So we might go crazy and go to a teashop too.
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in vino veritas, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Crazy enough for tea AND cake?
Actually, I want tea and cake now.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

Maybe a SCONE with JAM and CREAM
if I can ask for one without being despised for my pronunciation.
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in vino veritas, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

NO WHERE!
It's pissing it down here right now maggie :O(
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

Aw:(
It's not very nice here, either. It's depressing. I have lots of sweets from the French market, but now I feel sick:(
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

Send the rest to me.
Have a great time in potato land xx

Do you want me to check up on Ronnie midweek? hahaha
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Haha, probably wise.
And my poor plants.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

get some of them crystal thingies that you pop on top of the soil and they release water slowly.

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

I can't be arsed, I'll just make sure Noit doesit.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

call him up and make him webcam himself to you watering the plants
(preferably in the nuddy)
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I will be ringing him everyday to annoy him, I think.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Crystals?
Is this some kind of new age, "alternative" gardening?
Do you plough with magnets?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

It was 32 degrees back in dundalk on tuesday, I think.
I'm sitting here enjoying the 15 degree days.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

its facking freezing here

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

the book store probably

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

+Adult

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

I've actually never been to an adult book store. Or any adult store, as a matter of fact.

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I took my old flatmate into one
And her only comment was that it was clean. Apparently she was surprised about this.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

wow
we used to have one in town but now I think the closes is in west virginia, ignoring Spencer's which is technically a 'novelty' store. Still, I could stop on the way to see JENNA fucking HAZE.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

Awesome

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

it's either going to be work, or inside a bear

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

Oooh
go with the second option and post from there
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

why don't you do it now?
I'm not sure I can hold off until sunday to see how it all goes
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

Not me, silly
Him^

Mind you, i am on the edge of my seat
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

well be careful love, we don't want you to hydroplane

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

*Spluffs*
too late :(((((

You're nearly there, i can tell
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

I'm not sure I can handle all this excitement

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

what you need right now
is a brick hammer, some vaseline and a bottle of orange soda
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

I ONLY HAVE CAAAAAANS

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

Pfft
useless :((((((((
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

:(
I guess it's back to the barbed wire
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Ah
that'd be better. Barbed wire knickers. Mmmmmm
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

mmmmm.....bloody good, ya

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

Spluffed again
tchoh
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

show us ya tits, love

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

( . ) ( . )
MOOBS!
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

hummina hummina hummina

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

work (overtime)
so next week I will be rich! MWHAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

I'm going to Naples.

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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Lucky you!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

Probably out geocacing with the kids.
I'll do this tomorrow as well.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

Pub quiz for the win
Go the Roflcopters
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chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

There's not been enough talk of Mongy's bivvy lately.
Tell me a bivvy story.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

I DID DRUGS
www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post440848
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

NO ONE CARES!

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

say WHAAAAAT

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

I thought you were leaving?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

In good time!

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Can we get an estimate?
I'm planning a party, you're not invited.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

I'll leave when SSG does

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

lol

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

SSG's dead Friz,
AND HE AINT NEVER COMING BACK.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

That's not true. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
*desperately holds on to his lifeless corpse, weeping*
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

I don't care,
I fucking hated the cunt anyway. And his boyfriend up there.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

'lo.
:(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Adam & The Ants fan club was called The Bivouac
True fact there
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Great times.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

what about a pun thread instead?

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well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

I'm saving that.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

this made me laugh and I don't know why
www.collegehumor.com/video:1913479
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I've just eaten a massive chocolate
cookie and am awaiting the inevitable sugar high
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The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Bivouac is a great word
Ashamedly, it took until Mongy started posting about his bivvy for me to really understand what it is.

b3ta's educational innit
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

i'm going to buy a winter skin for my bivvy this year, imagine that, amazing times

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Nice, so all weather bivvying ahoy

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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

it pretty much is already but i fancy getting one, be a degree or 2 warmer in the winter

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Well, better be too warm than too cold in the winter
When you have the door flap zipped shut, is there still a hole so you can poke your fishing rod out of it and continue fishing?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

as you can see the rods stay outside of the bivvy
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1228673004/bivvym3.jpg
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I wonder what jumper Chris Packham will be wearing tonight?
I hope it's his green one.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

once many years ago i arrived at the lake, got my jrc stealth out, it is an umbrella system, and i'd left the screw in cap in my bag at home
i had to get young dave the eighty year old bailiff to mind my rods whilst i went home, what a day
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

I'm not entirely sure I understand what a bivvy is

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bivouac_shelter
/helpful
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

oooh, that looks quite cool

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

it is a muti purpose shelter for fishing, this is my one
www.aquaproducts.co.uk/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Not just for fishing sir.
I think you'll find us military bods make good use of the bivvy.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

i'm sure you do, we just use fishing bivvys

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

We build our own,
from sticks and leaves and other manly materials.

*flexes muscles*
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

i'm not sure the lake owners would allow that, and also would my bed fit in one?

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Bed?
Good sir, we sleep on the floor.
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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

sod that shit, i have a 6 legged nash indulgence

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

gay

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jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

Yes I am.

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

*luffs*

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jenpots, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

luxurious

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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

it is, i can have it winter mode, summer with mozi panels or front zipped of and no ground sheet

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

haha
oh god, where did my life go wrong?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

The word "bivvy" was part of the 6 millionth post on /talk

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

m is for motherfucker

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

There is an old mine in Somerset somewhere where a mate and I camped out.
He showed me how to make a rope bridge with two lengths of thin plastic line, one for the feet and one for the arms, and we bridged a small stream and I went across first. Only his knot gave and the foot wire released, casuing the top wire to ping up my nipples before catching under my armpits, lacerating me and leaving a straight red line across my manly chest which fucking stung like a bitch. The cunt left me dangling there for a good ten minutes as he howled with laughter as well, the bastard. Then we went back to the bivvy and got drunk and I moved to Poland four days later. My nipples still ache occasionally with the fond memories of that old mine.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

great times

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

the bivvy was an old brick hut with a tarp spread from it like a porch canopy
and we had a fire and drank Golden Sun whisky from Lidl's.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

sounds good enough
right all this bivvy talk has excited me, i need beer, pub times

great
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

I just finished reading Twilight.
No bivvies but it was still cracking.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

This has absolutely nothing to do with bivvies.
Fuck off.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

She's using QOTW logic

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

my uncle used to reveiw camping gear.
i kipped in a bivvy once, it's a sleeping bag shaped coccoon. nearly put my head through it in the morning trying to sit up.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

I slept in a sleeping bag inside a survival bag once.
In the morning, the sleeping bag was saturated with sweat. Not recommended.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

There was a bit in a bivvy in Flight Of The Conchords the other day.

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Zuowan, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

What personality traits really get on your tits?
You know, those things people can't help, probably aren't aware of but get you riled.

For me it's people who are needlessly patronising, overly quiet/shy or the other way and overly loud. All probably nice people but they just grate on me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

haha, quality.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Is the current QOTW likely to be anthing other than..
..'I've done loads of drugs, me' this week?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

and 'we totally pushed over a portaloo when there was like, a guy in it LOL"

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

"I lost my friends and I ended up running into this really hot chick and having sex with her all night"
Translation: Your "friends" left you behind because you're a shit person and you hugged a drunk woman.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Wait a sec here, hold on a minuite.....
Are you saying that, that didn't count?

Oh man, =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

festivals suck
i've never been to one though
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I went all out and posted a REAL story that HAPPENED!
It'll get lost under all the "I once touched a girl in the fanny uncle rape" stories though
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I did this
and it won QotW

but they decided to usurp it's rightful place in the newsletter with a charming annecdote about someone having a wank and his mum gave him a cup of tea or something.
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

DING DING DING
www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post441205

This is essentially "I've had sex". This ENTIRE story. Hardly ANYTHING to do with festivals, save that's where the story takes place

Oh, QOTW :(
(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

That's pathetic
*sighs*
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post441221
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

People who put on a show of being happy all the time, whistling, singing, trying to draw as much attention to themselves as possible
Like they are over compensating
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Dale Winton syndrome.
He strikes me as depressed, possibly because of the 'YAY'ness of him.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Pfft

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

lolfriz

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

HA HAHAHA HA HAAH AHA A AHA HA AHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH

(__, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

people who get annoyed too easily

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well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

they are the most fun, people who bite too easy get wound up all the time, one of the things you first learn doing a trade appreticeship
don't bite back
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

i just don't know what they get out it,
upsetting themselves over nothing
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well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

it is odd, piss taking is all part of life, getting all upset is just wasting your energy, but it makes it funny for piss takers

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

THIS IS DEADLY SERIOUS AND YOU'RE JUST MOCKING ME!

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Trendies

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Are you a 15 year old goth who's just been called an 'emo'?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

I bet you have a black hoodie with a cheap Chinese print of a band name on the back
probably Pantera.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Nothing so Johnny-come-lately mainstream.
Probably something really shit like QueensRhyche or Dream Theater.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

*stands at the back of the room*
*refuses to dance*
*nods moodily to the song being played*
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

*Turns volume up*
AG-A-DOO-DOO-DOO…
*Forms conga line*
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

DO THEY DARLING?
WELL DONT WORRY, SIT DOWN AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA

see what i did there?
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

stop shouting, you're making me all shy and that
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The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

MAN THE FUCK UP!
LOL
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

shite and tits! I'm so afraid I'm weeing pins
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The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

RANDOM FLUFFEH TIEM
icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/05/funny-pictures-till-it-be-morrow/
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Being alive.
I hate this in other 90% of other people.
You can ask Pickle about that.

On a serious note: people who have a brain but just don't use it, instead of taking a moment to think about what they are going to say or do they just dive in and make a fuck up of it.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

You hate 90% of other peopel and people who don't use their brains and STILL Pickle Fairy escapes your derision?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Pickle is very lovely and a wonderful person.
Trufax.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Also I'm scared to say anything nasty about her incase she kills my daughters elephant.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

By putting a saddle on it and taking it for a ride?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

It's a stuffed toy.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Which one is the cleverest?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

oh mate, that was worthy of me
fucking brilliant.
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

*fives*

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to post so much and be too loud
I'll be quiet now.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

On her command you will lick the dogshit from her shoe

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Mmm... Salma Hayek.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

That's a quote from something.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Dusk till Dawn.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Thankyou, :)
I didn't want to google it. It could have come up with badness.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

You're like greased lightning:)

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

I've eaten worse*
*Note: I have not eaten worse
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

People who love playing the victim.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Jealousy, and one-upmanship

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I hate one upmanship more than you

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I was crowned Mr one upmanship UK 10 years in a row.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

I bet I hate jealously more than you.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Oh yeah? Well I hate jealousy, one-upmanship
AND trendies.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

Too fucking slow

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Open jealousy or the 'well I didn't want one anyway' sort of jealousy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Jealousy in the insecure sense.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Oh riiiiight.
I get that around thin women, goodness knows why. Proper thin ones, too.

Oh, and ones with lovely hair. And people who can play bass properly, those with nice jobs, that can drive etc etc etc etc etc...

*snort*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

I did that once to Mrs Eddache.
At a gig, I saw a guy chatting to her, and I thought "Ok. You can talk to her. But she's my girlfriend." So (in my head, this was my thinking) to save him embarassment, I thought I would subtley put my arm around Mrs Eddache, thus showing a little sign that we were a couple and he should reassess his intentions. Turned out my hint was about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the face. Still we all ended up chatting and he seemed like a nice fellow who may have been simply looking for a chat. Mrs Eddache doesn't let me forget that and revels in the fact I got a bit possessive.
I embarassed myself later by forgetting the name of my favourite song by the band we were about to see.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

I just hate people
fucking cunts
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broadsword, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

fat people like you

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I dislike people who dislike things about other people when those other people are probably nice people who just grate on the aforementioned person

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

foreign people and spastics mostly

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

So, Gonzo must make you fit with rage?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I've never met him but I imagine his voice to sound the way Comic Sans looks

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

He has very short arms.
Fuck only knows how he used to be able to cuddle up to Pickle Fairy.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Try to ignore me laughing like a chipmunk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAe-sUnYnI

or just skip to the end.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

I can do that very easily by not clicking the link
see? I've done it

want to see me do it again? there we go
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Miserable twat.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Jealousy, drama-queen/diva types, victim complexes,
stupidity, arrogance, laziness, servility, ignorance, forced happiness, overfamiliarity, looking at me funny, talking, breathing, being.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

You're talking about ME aren't you?
I KNEW you never liked me.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Nu uh
he's talking about ME. God, you think you're so great, you big headed wanker.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

he's obviously talking about QUINCY ME

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

*takes off wings and stripy jumper*
*strops off home and slams the door*
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

officelol
you shit
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

that took me too long to get.
Totally worth it though, honey.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I love everyone
apart from people that eat with their mouth open.

I would say clumsy people but most women are clumsy, yup sexist blah blah. Also mental woman who expect men to be mind readers and act like the opposite of what they actually want and then think men are cunts.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

I hate it when girls do something like this:
Me: "What do you fancy for dinner?"
Her: "Don't know. Anything, I don't mind."
Me: "How about spaghetti bolognese?"
Her: "NO! I don't want that!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

*tries on everything in the whole shop*
goes to next shop repeat x18*
*go back to first shop and buys the first thing they tried on*
*the next days asks you to take it back because you're closer to the shop when at work*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

You have terrible taste in women though don't you?
If I'm going proper shopping, I do it alone or with a close girlfriend, no man wants to sit outside a changing room feeling like a perve.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

The wife often insists on coming with us
but he doesn't tut and sigh, and likes carrying stuff.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Well trained, madam, well trained.

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

He CAME LIKE THAT.
He's just terrifyingly nice. God knows what he's doing with a dour old cow like me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

I do actually have a terrible taste in women :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

You went out with the thick one, Jillian from Family Guy?

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

lol pretty much actually
Only more mental, like Meg when she fancied Brian.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Hair pie?

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

keeping hair clippings. no shit.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Jesus. Was she at least a good shag?
Or was she one of the pretty women that sorta lie there as if to say "Well, I'm hot, do what you will with me, but don't expect me to enjoy it."
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

We had good times, but she was a bit frigid and I've got a high sex drive so it was a 'bone' of contention if you will

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

FNAR FNAR!

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Been there dude
Perhaps we should get together and take turns in the dress?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

What, the last one?
Fucking hell, how cuckoo. Well done for being single.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I've never had a normal/non mental girlfriend, kinda getting a bit jaded tbh.
I'm fending off some right nutters at the moment...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I think that's just wimmins, pet

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

I'm just a mental magnet :S
I think sometimes you get lonely and jump into things you really shouldn't, that's what happens to me all the time...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Oh I know that trick
That's to blame for a lot of my previous crappy exes.

Look at it this way, you're young, free, single and you look like that. I'd be off out right NOW.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

ta babe :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

a wHile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

cool wHip

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

*wont eat all of her tea, then looks at yours*
*doesn't want to leave the sofa*
*keeps pulling while walking down the road*
*stands and sniffs the same patch of pissy grass for twenty minutes once off the leash*
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

YOU WENT OUT WITH HER TOO??!?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Oooh people who play games.
It is most often women, sadly. Not nice.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

yup :S

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Unwarranted over-confidence, particularly in nerds,
they have an exaggerated manner of speaking which sounds like they have planned everything they're saying in advance, and they still sound like a cunt.

I don't think I've articulated that very well.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

You should have planned what you were going to say in advance.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

You. Should. Take. The. Time. To. Prepare. Your. Thoughts.
So. You. Can. Express. Them. In. A. Clearer. Fashion.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Comic book guy that's what you mean.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Thanks that's a pretty close example.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Ah, Alpha dweebs. God I hate those cunts.
They gwarf at you for not knowing some sort of maths.

Almost as bad as the ugly dweeb in a ill filling shirt who thinks he's a ladies man.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

'What do you mean you can't tell the time from my binary watch?!'
I mean I'm not a computer, I'm a human. Tell me the shitting time, Johnny Five.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

*puts binary watch in the drawer*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

No need, just translate it for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

hahah gwuff gwuff stupid ignoramus! You don't even know pi to 45 decimal places! har har har *wheezes into asthma pump*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'd be learning it
but I keep having to stop so I can have a sex life. Sad, hmm?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Yeah the kind that go "HNNFFF HNNFF I think you'll find.."

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

pfft :D
I think you'll find...*smacks lips and adjusts glasses*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

We should never, ever meet
:(
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

You said my shirt was dapper.
:(
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

You were cool man, we all thought so
He's just a big meanie
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Yeah, people who think about what they're going to say are a bunch of cunts.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

It's not about giving thought to the meaning of the words
more the 'what can I say to sound very clever indeed?' attitude.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

And what if they put no thought into it and still sound very clever?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

are still sound very clever?
It's OK you're off the list then.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

I hate patronising people as well
I also hate people who bitch about others behind their back but are unbelievably nice to their face.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

You're looking lovely today, is that a new haircut?
God she's such a bitch
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Isn't that just the way people help the world keep turning?
I'd have been sacked repeatedly if I was honest.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Well, to an extent yeh
But when all they do is moan about the people when they could just stop being friends with them or stand up for themselves even rarely, it annoys me. Especially as I'm the one they always moan to.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Oh that's fair enough
I'm nice to a lot of people I would happily torture, but I'm not friends with them.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

Of course you do dear.

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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

People who interfere
The sort who always offers their advice whether you want it or not. Usually preceded by the phrase, "Well, if you ask me…" when you obviously didn't.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I wait till the end and say
'yeah, that's why I didn't ask you'. Or at least, I do to my Dad, he's an insufferable know-it-all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

"It's a good thing I didn't ask you then, because your advice is complete bollocks."
Works too.
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Self obsessed,
needy (though I can be needy myself, it's a trait I hate), stupidity, arrogance, people who can't see something is wrong when it's staring them in the fucking face.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

The sort that keeps banging on about how shit their life is
When the real problem is that they don't get off their arse and deal with it?
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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

Yes yes yes
exactly.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Ooooh patronising people really get on my fucking tits.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

lalalalalala fuck offf lalalalalalal
you
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'm constantly and offensively patronising
It's probably my biggest failing.
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

It can just make the difference between
advice you probably should take and will

and

advice you probably should take and won't because that guy's a right prick.

Not you, you're not a prick.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

I normally add a coda to really important advice explaining that it doesn't matter if you like me or not,
if you look at the problem rationally and reasonably my answer is always ultimately the best one.
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

haha, what?
so you'd not follow reasonable advice if it was given by an unreasonable person?
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well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I admit, over my 24 and a bit years
I haven't made the best decision each time. While you're picking your shocked self up off the floor, I will wait patiently.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

The Popular Page disagrees with you.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

The Popular Page is a cunt of the first water.
Maybe. Unless there's hard people on it who might deck me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

the popular page is great, because you can edit your posts and even people who put you on ignore can see them
lol
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

My ears are burning...

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

I'm really not talking about you
I don't think you're a prick. If I did, you'd be on ignore.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

i'm on ignore, yes, i'm judged a prick

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

what's it like, being on ignore?
i don't think i've ever had the pleasure
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well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

it's not really much of a thing really
you little scamp
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

I find it quite irritating.
Sometimes I'll aim a post at someone in particular having forgotten that they have me on ignore.

I don't mind that Gilgamesh can't read this post though.

ym Cock Tuesday
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

i wouldn't have taken gilgamesh
for one of the lolignore crowd
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well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

i've never put anyone on ignore, never felt the need, even in the days of the proper trolls
it's only a forum
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Have you ever denied it?

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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

never, if people are so emotionally spactated i feel it's best for me to show tough love and be a prick

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

People who have to talk or have to be having a conversation all the time...
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about human beings was their habit of continually stating and repeating the obvious, as in It's a nice day, or You're very tall, or Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright? At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

People who quote stuff all the time
Cunts
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

People who tell you they're coming over tonight
rather than asking if they can.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

And people who expect me to have a conversation with them
without them paying me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Worringly, ^this

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

God forbid that you two should ever meet.

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Lord Gnome, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

The universe would tear usunder

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Im rather charmed that you have one of my quotes in your profile though
and used by Mykey, no less
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Stolen praise :*(?
MYKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

It's alright, I don't mind if people need to borrow my sense of humour
there's enough to go round
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

i never ask i just pull out and shoot my muck all over them

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

people who jump on you and wag their tails when they see you
yappy little bastards
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scott,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

people who don't understand what immaturity is
and still live with their parents at pushing 30, and see absolutely no merit in reading books that are any sicker than dan brown, or think paedophiles should be strung up a tree by the balls, then think its immature when someone vaults a railing in the city centre and spills lucozade all over myself
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

Sounds like my ex.
If you ever see a viking stomping around Sittingbourne, remind him he still lives with his parents.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

i don't know where that is
but I promise I will do this!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

If you were a mutant
like Mykey, how would you go about losing weight?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Cut off the extra limbs

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

lol top
Someone was using my 7mb pixel image elsewhere, so I replaced it.

www.gotgames.com.au/forums/general-discussion-165/qmx-locks-night-out-town-49717/index2.html#post1353895

lulz slightly nsfw
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

OH REALLY?
I cannot unsee that.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Describe please.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Burned body with flag up arse

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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

That is an outrageous claim.
TAKE IT BACK!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I'm not bloody clicking on it again
Have only been up for an hour, DO NOT WANT.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Very burnt dead guy.
Photoshopped American flag sticking out of his arse.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Slightly?

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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I might have a BBQ on sunday if the weathers nice.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

It's going to rain.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

SHITLIVER!

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

YOU ARE NOT THE MOON MASTER!
IMPOSTER!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

JAKE'S UTERUS!!!

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

YOU DEAF YA HAIRY BASTARD?

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

jog on

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

BUNKBUGGER

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

contemptible rake

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Outrageous Cad
love you
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

crackah ass crackah
Smootches
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Drat.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Double Drat Muttley!

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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

*awaits invite*

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

*was taking the piss about the content of the picture*
Bring tasty meats.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I might make a traditional ABERDEEN lard salad.
I'll need 3 blocks of lard, mars bars, some cress and a bottle of Irn Bru to make the dressing with.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

You want to get some moutain dew from baskin robbins
ten grams more sugar in it that irn bru, per can

Terrifying.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

I used to love tins of Mountain Dew when I were a lad.
Everyone else hated it.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I watched Come Dine With Me last night
Had fat scottish man who put oxo and marmite on minute steak and cooked it for 40 minutes, for dessert served lidl chocolate and hob nobs with butterscotch angel delight. Most shots of his kitchen showed a massive bottle of Irn Bru on the counter. He doesn't need no stinking fridge.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

0_0

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Yes
Everything he did made me cringe both outwardly and inwardly.

By the end of it I was clutching Mr Baroness's arm and squeaking unintelligibly.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Traditional Aberdeen salad
or a salard as it is known locally.
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Oh
I didn't look at it as it said NSFW. Have a BBQ anyway (and invite me)
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

It was quite NSFW.
Bring tasty meats.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

shit it out

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

:(

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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

too many words, Theo.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I got to cut down on wordythings

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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

there would be nothing of you left
you would turn yourself inside out

would have to call you nilognaps.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

arf

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

I quite like nilognaps

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

he he Mine is
Rettub Doohnt Pac
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

ehcadde
Sounds like someone fucking up the pronouciation of "arcade".

"Lets go play games in the Eh-Cadde!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

sulumrow
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WormuIus, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Only having three meals a day
And having sex. Oh, and actually moving from the couch full stop.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Pfft
Like anyone has had sex with you
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

+whilst concious

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Nail on the head
Well done
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Nail on the head?
More like brick to the face
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

If people threw a brick at you, you'd just gobble it up due to your reflex for the constant want for food
Probably wouldn't even chew it.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I would have a super mutant stomach
That didn't digest things and just pelted undigested food out of my colon at supersonic speeds
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

But most people complain when the nearest thing to that happens.

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

They're weak willed fools

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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I read that as weak willied fools :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Their winkies are all bendy and can't support a brick like us with the strong penises

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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

fuck yeah!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I've lost a lot of weight in the past 2 years
doesn't stop insulting bastards being themselves, though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Me too. I'm down to 14st of pure man muscle now.
Not bad for a little over 6 foot.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Not bad at all.
I used to weigh quite a bit more than that, and I'm 5ft3.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

~~over~~ under

Soon
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Terrible bullying.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

what do you mean?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I still get called fat.
*shrugs*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

eh?
I've seen you, you're not fat! A mere slip of a girl!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Certainly in comparison to a year/two years ago.
I'd like to have a figure like yours, you've got a lovely shape.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

aw thanks hun :)
*blush* eat a few more cakes and anything's possible.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Oooh no, I'd have to stop weighing and measuring myself daily then :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

bah, if my jeans fit I'm happy.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I'm getting a bit obsessive, I think I might relinquish my tape measure and notebook...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

oh blimey.
Enough of that love, you look fine!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Oooh no, I'm not fishing
I probably do, it's hard to tell, isn't it? I've got to stop the obsessing about inches and lbs though, I'm doing even MY head in.

Plus I'm almost out of notebook space.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I expect it's a tricky habit to slip out of.
Especially if you've been doing it for a while. Ease out of it gently :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

2 years, almost, daily :D
used to be twice daily but I put a stop to that!

Such a wanker, I really am.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

by whom?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Chavs, wankers, internets, the usual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Hey, I'm a wanker on the internets

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

You're a nice wanker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

People still hate me though :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Shut your fucking whining

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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

in an XXXXL burberry t-shirt.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Then, why the fuck are you bothered?
And I've never seen anyone be horrible to you on here, let alone call you fat.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hah, really?
Gilgamesh aside, I wasn't actually talking about b3ta.

I'm also not particularly bothered, but you asked and it'd have been rude to just ignore you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

that's teeribly unfair, i've gone out of my way to troll you for ages, i know you now have me on ignore for ages but still
:(((((
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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I honestly have never seen anyone be horrible to you on here, yet you seem to play the victim quite a bit.
Either I'm missing a lot of aggro (which may happen - I'm a strict 9-5 b3tan only) or you're a bit sensitive.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

A little uncalled for, but ta.
Why are you wanting to talk about this? As I said I wasn't actually talking about b3ta.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

You brought up the fact that people (turns out you meant not on here) say horrible things to you.
You've mentioned numerous times before how you think some people on here are horrible to you.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Christ, all right then, I'm ever so sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

All I'm saying is that perhaps, just perhaps, not everyone is out to have a go at you.
Myself included.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

Thank goodness you were here.
I know. As I said, I wasn't talking about b3ta, but... ok.

Sorry, I don't really know what to say. Thank you? What would you like?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

shut it fatty

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mongychops, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

sow up all holes and gaps

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Go back to weightlifting.
I lost 1.5 stone in 3 months last time.
Put it all back on and then some though :(
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Try weightWATCHING then.
I once watched a one ton weight.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

so that was you?
wondered who was watching me
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I would use super mutant do not eat crappy foods power.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Oh shup up whinging and call INTERNETLAWYERMAN.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Internetlawyerman is a massive homo

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

So was Freddy Mercury
but you wouldn't say he was a shit singer.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'm actually a right fat fuck, I've just got strong jeans and I never breath out.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

One day someone will see your fat ankles
then your secret will be out
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

*pulls socks up*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I'm going to watch The Children now.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

so am I
/grabs mac and goes to hide in the bushes outside the local primary school.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Oh I haven't seen that yet
Haunting In Connecticut isn't bad, if you're up for by-the-numbers horror.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Yah, I liked that.
I like rubbish horror like that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

The Strangers is also good
the mood building is fantastic.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

damnit i want to see that
is it downloadable yet?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Cams are, which is how I watched it
I'm waiting till it comes out on Blue Ray then I'll watch it again.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Ooh good point
Have you seen drag me to hell yet?

Its cocking aces, but definitly needs to be seen in the cinema
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Noooo, I'm waiting for that to come out too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I cannot stress quite how much i loved that film

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Dont, its shit.
And the incredibly upper middle class people in it will make you claw Noit's face off and shit down his throat.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

He's not here, so that's okay.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

THAT'S ENOUGH OF ALL THIS.
I'M GOING.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

BYE

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manolith hooray for me, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

mitosis

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spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Probably by doing what I am already doing...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

wanking whilst watching playbus?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Eating less and going to the gym

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

oh, not as much fun then

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

No, but the results are good
I'm 1/2 way to my target weight :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I am going about it.
Eating healthier and doing exercise. I've had to give up the pints though. That has killed me. I hate drinking girlie drinks when I'm out. I'd much rather have a pint in my hand. Sad times.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I just stopped drinking.
The weight FELL OFF. Seriously, I think that's what kick started me losing it all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Oh now Captain.
I couldn't possibly stop drinking. No sir.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

how would i be able to play darts?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

EXACTLY

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I haven't stopped all together
I had a couple at the bash, but it's a rarity for me to drink now. It's good, I spend much less money, I've lost many stones and I don't behave like a bell end. Well, I don't behave like a PISSED bell end. Each to their own, though....

Vodka, lime and soda's meant to be a slimming alcoholic drink, so I've heard. It's smashing, too. Very nice.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Yes.
This is to be my new Drink Of Choice when I go out, mainly because it's a fucker to get G & slimline T in the places I drink.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

I shall be having a drink tonight, possibly.
I could do with a beer.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Booze doesn't make you fat
It's a liquid. Like water!
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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Some people say alcohol's a drug.
It's not a drug, it's a drink!
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

People are like, well stoopid

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Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Less drinking, less eating, more exercising
Or maybe just more exercising and less eating.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'd mutate my own fat into steaks then open a restaurant

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

cut of a nipple and squeaze the excess out like a tube of prawn primula

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

haha
i think i'm going to be sick
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well, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

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