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That's meant to be perspective; not flid arm + giant hand.
'Ning.
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That's meant to be perspective; not flid arm + giant hand.
'Ning.
Oo, sorry. ): I'm not ignoring you; I just forgot to reply.
Ta. (: And don't forget you always have reference right in front of you (unless you are some sort of flid, robot or robot flid).
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:52,
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Hehe, no worries
I always draw from my own hand as an example. Maybe that's where it goes wrong ;)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:54,
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I always draw from my own hand as an example. Maybe that's where it goes wrong ;)
Oo, what a fluffy thing to read. :D
I do like your giant pixelmashes.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:35,
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I was sitting here wondering why half his body was hovering over a logfire for a few minutes.
"Perhaps he is trying to piss on the campfire like in those gnome scenes in Golden Axe."
"Oh wait, those aren't logs..."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:36,
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"Oh wait, those aren't logs..."
Ha, oh dear.
I suppose that because I know what it is it didn't occur to me that it might not be obvious to other people.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:38,
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I think it's because you didn't draw lower chest or arm through the fire.
So I kind of just assumed it wasn't there like some ghostly apparition.
N.B: Have you considered doing more deranged demons? Or the same ones with massive chainguns, mowing down people and laughing manically.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42,
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N.B: Have you considered doing more deranged demons? Or the same ones with massive chainguns, mowing down people and laughing manically.
I do have something akin to the latter in my head;
I've been weighing up whether I can be arsed drawing it. I think I might.
Lower arm is there through the fire; but the fire's outlines overwhelm it.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:44,
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Lower arm is there through the fire; but the fire's outlines overwhelm it.
This is my reference photo, if that makes it easier to understand:
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Reference image?
I feel shocked and betrayed.
I just thought you were really good at anatomy :(
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:49,
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I just thought you were really good at anatomy :(
Drawing without reference isn't a badge of honour.
In fact, it's a daft thing to do. And you can't get good at anatomy by never using reference.
Kristen Perry explains it better than I could: www.merekatcreations.com/mere_html/tutorials/process.html
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:53,
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Kristen Perry explains it better than I could: www.merekatcreations.com/mere_html/tutorials/process.html
Trial and error. You work at something until it looks right.
That way you know how to do anatomy and construction without reference, which helps a lot when you are trying to draw things which you physically couldn't have plausible references for.
It's like saying that when drawing buildings instead of learning perspective you should always just look at references of buildings instead, which is fine for copying shapes and details of architecture. But when it comes that you want to draw a building at a particular angle, and you want to add an arch to it or something, it's unlikely unless you had a particular building that you were drawing from beforehand that you will be able to find a reference from the right angle. I would just like to be able to draw, and not even proper artistic life drawing drawings, but passibly outline or illustrate a human figure without having to find an image of a twirling overcoat from below or something.
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It's like saying that when drawing buildings instead of learning perspective you should always just look at references of buildings instead, which is fine for copying shapes and details of architecture. But when it comes that you want to draw a building at a particular angle, and you want to add an arch to it or something, it's unlikely unless you had a particular building that you were drawing from beforehand that you will be able to find a reference from the right angle. I would just like to be able to draw, and not even proper artistic life drawing drawings, but passibly outline or illustrate a human figure without having to find an image of a twirling overcoat from below or something.
I find that just looking 'right' often looks quite wrong --
sometimes I'll sketch a picture with no reference, then draw it again with reference. Even though the first one looked right when I did it, I nearly always surprise myself with how much I got wrong when I do the second one.
Yes, you do need to learn perspective/anatomy too, but that's still a kind of reference.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:06,
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Yes, you do need to learn perspective/anatomy too, but that's still a kind of reference.
Well I've just read that link, well I read the preperation and the stuff about reference
and had to skip through the rest due to it being so long.
All I can really comment is that despite using a reference the front hand going for the katana looks wrong. I think it's because in his version as opposed to the reference, the hand is bent down at the wrist slightly and the lower arm is less vertical than it is in the photo. Also the fact the fingers are completely straight and not even slightly bent in preperation to grasp the hilt makes it look unnatural - completely straight fingers themselves being a fairly unnatural pose to be in.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:22,
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All I can really comment is that despite using a reference the front hand going for the katana looks wrong. I think it's because in his version as opposed to the reference, the hand is bent down at the wrist slightly and the lower arm is less vertical than it is in the photo. Also the fact the fingers are completely straight and not even slightly bent in preperation to grasp the hilt makes it look unnatural - completely straight fingers themselves being a fairly unnatural pose to be in.
I don't check the properties of every image
but since I browse with images turned off, the dimensions come up when I view 'em.
HAIL SATAN
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:31,
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HAIL SATAN
hahahahaha
what a joyous image to be met with clicking into b3ta this evening.
Hello!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:22,
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Hello!
not too bad mate, how you been?
ain't had a funny idea for ages so i stay away a fair bit
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:26,
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I'm alright myself
I've had some ideas lately, plus I've been running the whole Fisting 4 Jesus campaign
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:30,
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^This.
Also, I just looked through google images and couldn't help thinking she looks a bit like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:33,
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welcome aboard new person :)
pull up a chair, and 'shop a kitten to go with those mice :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:21,
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Hahaha whatever happened to that dude?
Can't remember his screen name
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:38,
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Noobmaster?
I haven't seen him around for a few weeks.
Probably making more flags.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:39,
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Probably making more flags.
For some reason
I know that he's been doing up a house he's bought and things have been getting stretched or something or nothing.
I love this place.
:)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:47,
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I love this place.
:)
I imagine that kind of welcome must be very confusing to any non-regular
;)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41,
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Very Enmicing
My first post was a red x, so you can imagine the reaction.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03,
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Don't run away.
They always do this.
(although I think I got away with it)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:03,
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(although I think I got away with it)
Arf!
Saw that yesterday, not too bad really, but would have been better with hornanas.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:58,
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I was installing a Hadron Collider at work
and I was actually given the wrong kind of ladder.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:13,
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You can make your own
simply get a mini cornish pastie and some antipasti and glue them onto the top of two scalectrix cars. Send them around the track IN OPPOSING DIRECTIONS
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:15,
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Also, the floor was covered in plastic ties that they use to bind the mesons together and I tripped.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:16,
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BUT WHAT WEB BROWSER DOES HE USE? I'D LIKE TO KNOW SO I CAN TELL HIM TO USE GOOGLE.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:49,
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Clearly it's a reimagining of the firefox.
Pissing all over the globe.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:53,
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THERE IS A MAJOR FLAW IN GOOGLE CHROME
YOU CAN'T RIGHT CLICK AN IMAGE TO FIND ITS SIZE
THE BROWSER WAR IS OVER, EVERYONE GO BACK TO BED
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THE BROWSER WAR IS OVER, EVERYONE GO BACK TO BED
HAHA, you're right.
If you go to inspect and then resources you can see sizes for all the images on the page.
In my fury I spammed right-click and it froze :(
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:03,
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In my fury I spammed right-click and it froze :(
when i look at that, the first word to come into my head is pizza
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:52,
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No, he's just not house trained, He doesnt know where to pee and where not to pee
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:59,
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But he has no protection!
Surely the female house would deny access by shutting the garage doors!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:00,
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a block of flats is gangbanging a maisonette just up my road
it's shocking, but strangely arousing
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01,
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No wait, it was Blue, blue, yellow, yellow red
Shit, no thats the BBC Home page
Try Blue, Blue, Green, Blue, Green?
Yay! B3ta!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:28,
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Try Blue, Blue, Green, Blue, Green?
Yay! B3ta!
*gives week*
now be funny!
Awh, he doesn't like weeks, he said a few days :( i don't have any days to give out :'(
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37,
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Awh, he doesn't like weeks, he said a few days :( i don't have any days to give out :'(
Just installed it myself. I don't like the feel of it. Sure, a few nifty features, but Firefox is better for me.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:30,
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looks rubbish, no prizes for design
but I'll give it 10 minutes before returning to IE!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:33,
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It does everything I need, how is it not any good for looking at websites?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:38,
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I find IE easier and more flowing to use
but i have firefox as backup when IE dies on me.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:39,
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Haha, who cares. Use what you like. They're all using standard formatting anyway so the difference on webpages is going to be negligable.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:40,
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I've been misinformed and I wish for you to rectify my grave mistake.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:42,
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Oh I so want you to be right though
I really do.
Google the words "IE box model hack".
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:46,
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Google the words "IE box model hack".
It's a bore
and it burns client budgets by lengthening development time on stuff that doesn't add any value.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:55,
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I don't like IE because
the text antialiasing is horrible, and makes it look like my screen is dirtydirtier
probably disableable though.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:50,
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probably disableable though.
Because
It's slow.
Opera is clearly the best out there, since Google has nicked all its features. :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:45,
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Opera is clearly the best out there, since Google has nicked all its features. :)
Last time I tried firefox and opera,
IE ran much faster than they did. Admittedly that was a couple of years ago.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:47,
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IE6?
That was a nightmare. IE7 is a massive improvement but IE6 utterly refused to conform to web standards, so you had to code around its problems, so the whole internet was slower as a result.
There's some truth in there :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:51,
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There's some truth in there :)
I have a feeling I changed straight from 5 to 7.
I'm shit at keeping up with these things.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:54,
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I ought to put a special mention here for Outlook 2007's HTML renderer
W o r d
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:57,
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I love their excuse for idea stealin'.
"UM UM UM WE'RE OPEN SOURCE OLOL."
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:47,
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Just installed Chrome
Obviously the first site I came to was b3ta, and what do I see on top of the board :)
Yay
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31,
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Yay
we all know your b3ta password
in fact whenever someone thinks it's a cool animation or something that you've posted it was actually one of us ;)
we work in rotation
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37,
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we work in rotation
it's google, it's got secret nsa science
plus it probably sucked your firefox/ie settings
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:02,
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just noticed google chrome on google page
what's it all about then?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:31,
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It's an open source Google browser. Apparently it'll rival IE and FF3.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:32,
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Yes
apparently it's the start of a new Browser War.
If it really does turn into a repetition of the Netscape/IE implementation nightmare I'm going to find myself a different job. Seriously.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:32,
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If it really does turn into a repetition of the Netscape/IE implementation nightmare I'm going to find myself a different job. Seriously.
google brand linux
what would be the odds of that before long
plus it seems that someone got bored waiting
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:04,
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plus it seems that someone got bored waiting
Had to google.
and still Ris?
but here..
www.freegames.ws/games/kidsgames/simon/mysimon.htm
edit:
Ahh I see.
I was gonna try opera out an'all!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:33,
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but here..
www.freegames.ws/games/kidsgames/simon/mysimon.htm
edit:
Ahh I see.
I was gonna try opera out an'all!
simon says
GO FUCK YOURSELF
never worked as kid :(
edit: and it's the logo - looks a little simonish (i found out two minutes ago)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:34,
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never worked as kid :(
edit: and it's the logo - looks a little simonish (i found out two minutes ago)
You had it!!
I never ever played it.
Online is the closest i've ever been to one!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:35,
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Online is the closest i've ever been to one!
yes i had it
but i took it apart when i was ten and it never worked again you see
but i didn't have bigtrak :(
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:36,
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but i didn't have bigtrak :(
Hehe,
the number of toys we took apart only to break them!!!
Our generation were so destructive!!
EDIT:Just installed chrome!!
I'll give it a week.
EDITEDIT Ten mins was enough!!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:38,
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Our generation were so destructive!!
EDIT:Just installed chrome!!
I'll give it a week.
EDITEDIT Ten mins was enough!!
Hey, Opera's pretty neat!
All scrolly and no jerkiness!
It may last longer than ten mins!!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01,
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It may last longer than ten mins!!
Opera's teh greatest for photos I find,
but text often appears fuzzy. At least on my screen it does. It's still a favourite of mine though.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:14,
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Could someone raise some good/useful points about it?
I'm not sure wether or not to use it :/
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:33,
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It's created and distributed by a company
that makes its money by serving up targetted ads.
That right there should give you pause.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:34,
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That right there should give you pause.
It's over-simple for mindless housewifes to use after they saw it on BBC news.
It's dull and uninspired. I don't trust it.
On the plus the process thing is a great plus. For ever tab open it runs a small process for it. If that tab dies or crashes the rest of the browser is unaffected. Similarily if one tab/process runs something malicious you can get rid of it all in one.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37,
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On the plus the process thing is a great plus. For ever tab open it runs a small process for it. If that tab dies or crashes the rest of the browser is unaffected. Similarily if one tab/process runs something malicious you can get rid of it all in one.
Just wait for FF/IE to implement the same but with one other bell/whistle
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:38,
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I even kicked DVD Shrink off my Vista start-menu to make space for Chrome.
I FEEL SO CHEATED.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:39,
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argh!
surrounded by battenburg... A personal hell for me
/vile stuff, arse cake of the devil that it is
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:36,
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/vile stuff, arse cake of the devil that it is
*sharpens Battenburg stake to drive through GTA's comedy heart*
;)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37,
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it's the marzipan that does it...
it's like garlic bread to a vampire with me
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:46,
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battenburgers vs antibattenbergers
in an epic cakey battle. produced by the kipling commission
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:06,
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maybe it's just the pink bits you don't like
have you tried both colours separately to make sure?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:51,
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THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS!
i could go for some battenberg right now.
But i think i'll have fish, chips and mushy peas instead :D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:37,
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But i think i'll have fish, chips and mushy peas instead :D
Hahahaha
This is horrible!
The new Flock browser however, although it has a useless photobucket function, is pretty fucking good.
Woo to the pic!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:44,
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The new Flock browser however, although it has a useless photobucket function, is pretty fucking good.
Woo to the pic!
Is there a 2.0?
Mine's 1. something, it has loads of good features but it does reduce your browser considerably so I do use Firefox as a rule.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:52,
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Yeah, 2.0 has been out for a while.
I keep FF3, IE7 and now GC on this PC. Mainly just to check my web coding.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:58,
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Yeah I hate that with IE
The amount of wasted hours just trying to do something simple.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:03,
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I've just downloaded it
but don't seem to be able to middle-click scroll. =/
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:44,
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i think he means the
multi directional click and drag type.
but I don't use that unless for some weird reason I'm navigating via tablet.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:59,
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but I don't use that unless for some weird reason I'm navigating via tablet.
I just mean where you click the wheel once
then move the mouse above or below where you clicked to move up and down the page.
It's the easiest way to scroll through b3ta. :p
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01,
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It's the easiest way to scroll through b3ta. :p
If you wheel click on a link though it opens a new tab.
or did it always do that?
I nearly ignored someone by accident.
Edit: Yes it does!! :s
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:58,
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I nearly ignored someone by accident.
Edit: Yes it does!! :s
I'd not use the web if I couldn't do that. Makes everything 20 times faster.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:02,
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schiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!
"Julie Moult"
"had to bolt"
"due to the errors in her story being tolt"
traditional
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:03,
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"had to bolt"
"due to the errors in her story being tolt"
traditional
haha, lovely
/slight TJ: best link you'll see tonight:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfK-UzQ48JE&feature=related
stick with it until the guy starts singing, it's rather amusing
/or it could just be me
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:06,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfK-UzQ48JE&feature=related
stick with it until the guy starts singing, it's rather amusing
/or it could just be me
brilliant.
I love songs played in different styles..I bought "Battle of the bands" on the Wii for just this reason.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:13,
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that's the one that brought them from niche to 'mainstream'
it's still a classic :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:17,
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"What's the most important part of a coal mine, apart from coal..."?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:18,
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Ah i really hope the Julie Moult thing goes further than the internet
Such as Julie Moult being used to describe people who are idiots, or a lower quality lifeform.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:07,
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What is this Julie Moult thing all about?
I even looked in the FAQ to see if it explained it but it don't...
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:13,
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Try the newsletter instead.
There's links and stuff in there to help explain it. Certainly much better and much more detailed than I can.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:16,
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I wish to inform that Google Chrome is out now.
It's very unwhelming.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:24,
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You're liking Bruce Lee at the moment
and so am I.
Amazing.
The ability to make someone recognisable with a few shapes is a talent i envy.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:56,
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Amazing.
The ability to make someone recognisable with a few shapes is a talent i envy.
Yeah, I downloaded 3 source pics
and just worked my way through them.
And thanks :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:07,
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And thanks :)
What
would you say to a nice cuop of tea, Father Jack?
FECK OFF, CUP OF TEA!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:09,
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FECK OFF, CUP OF TEA!
ahahahahaha
yey!
related story: -
At the end of the 1st leg of the Tall Ships Races to norway, we arrived in Maloy.
to show our selves off we thought we'd "man the yards" and sing songs (climb up the mast onto the sails) we sang heartily and could be heard well fom the shore (2-300 meters away)
long story short, we ran out of songs to sing. so i managed to get 60 odd people singing "Heads shoulders Knees and Toes" & "Sponge bob square pants "
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:43,
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related story: -
At the end of the 1st leg of the Tall Ships Races to norway, we arrived in Maloy.
to show our selves off we thought we'd "man the yards" and sing songs (climb up the mast onto the sails) we sang heartily and could be heard well fom the shore (2-300 meters away)
long story short, we ran out of songs to sing. so i managed to get 60 odd people singing "Heads shoulders Knees and Toes" & "Sponge bob square pants "
YES
Now post a picture of Floella Benjamin in her drawers singing it.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44,
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BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK
error #12355 you are not a dog - press any key to continue
Woo!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:44,
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error #12355 you are not a dog - press any key to continue
Woo!
I was at Pukkelpop and a bunch of drunk Belgians were singing this
though sounded west indian as it goes 'knee and ting' or something
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:46,
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Hahaha
I love that
In fact, I am very tempted to rearrange Boots and see if anyone notices
(One of my favourite pastimes is writing rude words using the spice pots in Waitrose - each one has a large initial letter on - that is, when I can afford to shop in Waitrose)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:49,
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In fact, I am very tempted to rearrange Boots and see if anyone notices
(One of my favourite pastimes is writing rude words using the spice pots in Waitrose - each one has a large initial letter on - that is, when I can afford to shop in Waitrose)
Lidl ftw!
Although i generally shop in Londis or Tesco Metro.
For convenience y'see.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:51,
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For convenience y'see.
Oh fucksticks
I can't believe it took quite this long for me to work out where the fecking shoulders were.
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Thu 4 Sep 2008, 0:45,
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Unfortunately...
I read the title as "My Chemical Romance" takes the piss...
Hence me sitting here with a WTF face for quite a while.
I'm sorry, it is late. :(
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:39,
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Hence me sitting here with a WTF face for quite a while.
I'm sorry, it is late. :(
the second I caught on i burst out laughing and scared the cat
well done
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:01,
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This is pure Genie-arse!
It took me a bit before I got it and then promptly started choking on my coffee as I giggled like a loon!!
This is the funniest thing i've seen in bloody ages! woo to you! :)
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 2:16,
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It took me a bit before I got it and then promptly started choking on my coffee as I giggled like a loon!!
This is the funniest thing i've seen in bloody ages! woo to you! :)
Welcome back to the FP Mr. Archie
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:27,
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Thanks, you've cheered me up.
I was a misery guts and now I'm not.
Yay!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 7:52,
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Yay!
Hahahaha...
Congrats on two thoroughly deserved FP's!! *Clicks*
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:09,
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Genius, I thought
as I scrolled down the front-page picture, it must be TGA... and it is. N'n'G!
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:12,
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My work colleagues are stupid
Because I had to "de-ris" it.
Thank fuck you guys are on the same wavelength and I am not alone.
*sighs in derision*
Really humourous stuff. Have a clickerage
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:14,
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Thank fuck you guys are on the same wavelength and I am not alone.
*sighs in derision*
Really humourous stuff. Have a clickerage
i can add nothing to the praise already heaped upon you
so i won't.
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Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:25,
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I've* got a Tibetan terrier
its a right pain in the arse sometimes...hyper little bastard
*my mother
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:21,
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*my mother
I'll save that for Mrs. B. if you don't mind.
She loves all things dog.
I'd get the Xindi on them if it were up to me but them's the breaks.
You have lovely stairs.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:25,
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I'd get the Xindi on them if it were up to me but them's the breaks.
You have lovely stairs.
I/my family have/has a Yorkshite Terrier
i'm a big fan of King Charles Cavalier Spaniels though :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:23,
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english springers FTW
As well as bernese mountain dogs (they are teh awesomes)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:30,
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Springers are hyperactive bastards, but they're loving :)
Strangely, i have a soft spot fot English Bulls. I find their little deformed faces so loving, and if i get one i already have a perfect name.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:34,
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If this is a joke, i don't get it sorry :(
if he has one, it will annoy me.
He is an unfunny balding has been.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:40,
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He is an unfunny balding has been.
>:(
It doesn't spoil them for me.
His will be dead by the time i can afford to keep one.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:47,
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His will be dead by the time i can afford to keep one.
Mice can be hypnotised by overly complicated machinery - use this to your advantage.
Click for stupidly wide version (still 242k)
Previously:
Cheeses
Lasers
Portals
Rocketry
Inspired by ManekiNeko's brilliant contraption so thank you very much ManekiNeko you lovely person.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:44,
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Click for stupidly wide version (still 242k)
Previously:
Cheeses
Lasers
Portals
Rocketry
Inspired by ManekiNeko's brilliant contraption so thank you very much ManekiNeko you lovely person.
i can't work out what you have shopped on this...
its rather disturbing :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:55,
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Have you been reading the indie game blog.
Loads of quite long and really good games.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:02,
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I have, yeah. I fucking love the demakes on there recently. Even though the YHTBTR makes me feel stupid.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:07,
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That YHTBTR demake made no sense, I got to the burning snake bit and then nothing. Then I got fed up of the ridiculously slow walking speed.
Also: img152.imageshack.us/img152/3050/mgs4id6.jpg
This I started playing yesterday just to check it out quickly, then ending up playing until about 3am all the way to the end of the game: www.indiegames.com/blog/2008/09/freeware_game_pick_iji_daniel.html
Also, this I missed the first time it was on the blog and is amazing: www.indiegames.com/blog/2007/11/polarity_1.html
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:13,
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This I started playing yesterday just to check it out quickly, then ending up playing until about 3am all the way to the end of the game: www.indiegames.com/blog/2008/09/freeware_game_pick_iji_daniel.html
Also, this I missed the first time it was on the blog and is amazing: www.indiegames.com/blog/2007/11/polarity_1.html
Ah, yes, I caught Polarity and bookmarked it. I've not quite got around to playing it yet.
Also with the YHTBTR, there's a fuse in one of the windows. What to do with it, I don't know.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:18,
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Did you play the other mazapan game they made a month back, following the same naming system?
Linked direct to the zip so the pictures on the download page don't ruin the surprise: www.mazapan.se/lab/No%20More%20Sweden/YHTFTE.zip
Worth opening up now for the music alone.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:20,
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Worth opening up now for the music alone.
You sir have just won this competition!
if there is ANY justice in the world
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:46,
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This started life at 280px wide,
but sod it, none of the others were FP'd :P
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:48,
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if you make one of equal aceness, but upwards
it is sure to get FP'd
well, i hope and think it should/will.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:18,
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well, i hope and think it should/will.
even that doesn't fit on my 1900 x 1200 display! may i recommend <img width=100% "etc etc
Woo!
edit : hey you changed it! mines wider now :p
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:54,
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Woo!
edit : hey you changed it! mines wider now :p
OMG IT RESIZES BECAUSE I'D NEVER HAVE GUESSED IT WOULD WHEN YOU ADDED A WIDTH="100%" ATTRIBUTE OMGOMGOGMGOMG
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:08,
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My back is killing me, and I'm having coding issues, but other than that I'm pretty alright.
Yourself?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:31,
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i'm feeling fat and lonely (and my ankles are bruised just from walking... again)
wassup with your back?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:39,
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Screen... not... wide... enough...
Another excellent animation :D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:59,
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ha ha ha, brilliant stuff!!
WINNER!
Love to see the buggers FP that ;)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:00,
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Love to see the buggers FP that ;)
yay for w. heath robinsonesque mouse killer contraption
took me a while to realise how wide it was :)
also found this : www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9uvAxwxCw
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:03,
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also found this : www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf9uvAxwxCw
this is utterly utterly superb
just a shame it won't fit on the front page
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:13,
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hahahahhahaha
fucking hell, this is amazingly good!
*clicks hard*
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:16,
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*clicks hard*
reset
I just loved the way you've gone to the trouble of showing the trap reset itself!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:28,
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sir pfffffttttt.........
the only time i ever get called sir is when being asked/demanded/ordered to leave!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:54,
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its 4am in the land where dingoes snack on babies
so it goes slowly and quietly except for here as i have had too much "V".
Im pinging like schizo in a mirror maze!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:57,
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Im pinging like schizo in a mirror maze!
Put a donk on it.
EDIT: That took me the longest time to see how it had a face and stuff. xD
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:04,
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EDIT: That took me the longest time to see how it had a face and stuff. xD
But it's got a fucking massive eye!
Edit: Oh, you mean Jeru's pic.
Stupid Bingowings.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:19,
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Stupid Bingowings.
Enriched.
Fully content, I've got to go to kendo now too so I'll catch up with you properly another time, Hope you're well.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:09,
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i like this alot
but i prefer your stage ones with different coloured lights reflecting of them.
You do reflectolight really well :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:22,
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You do reflectolight really well :)
hahahhahaha
this post, and the post below have given me a grin thats about to fall off my face!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:37,
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its the only reason
the govt. has banned me from winning lotto (COAGS)
Cuntiness on a Grand Scale
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:04,
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Cuntiness on a Grand Scale
To Happy Toast (apologies for length)
I went out to dinner with Jason and Ali and their 2 children. Liam (8) and Lolly (Lauren, nearly 6).
It was Lolly's birthday in 2 days time so on top of her present I gave her a printed copy
of your Batman/Penguin picture and said that a nice man called Happy Toast made it for her and
Liam.
They loved it and then I told Liam to read out loud what it said so he started reading...
"Batman hitting the penguin so hard that ..... hahahahahahaha MUMMY LOOK! hahahahaha".
Liam was so hysterical with laughter that he could hardly breath.
Lolly said "Mummy, tell me! what does it say!"
Alison reads it out to her and she gets hysterical with laughter.
They calm down a bit then Lolly looks at the picture again and screeches "MUMMY! LOOK! HE DREW POO!"
They both get hysterical again. Other diners turn round and start giggling.
Lauren then screeches "Adele! look!" (Adele is our waitress).
Adele comes over and Lolly says "Look! poo!" and showed her the picture, pointing with glee at the poo.
Jason's head is in his hands, very embarrassed. Ali and I are laughing our heads off along with the children
and the waitress. Much glees all around.
Anyway, to thank you, Lauren said she wanted to draw you something so I said you'd probably like a picture
of a lady in a bikini.
By the way, Liam asked "Is Mr Happy Toast gay?". I asked "What is gay, Liam?". He said "It's when people like sex".
So I said, "then yes, Happy Toast probably is gay".
The end.
Edit: The post that brought down the house
www.b3ta.com/board/8689320
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:22,
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It was Lolly's birthday in 2 days time so on top of her present I gave her a printed copy
of your Batman/Penguin picture and said that a nice man called Happy Toast made it for her and
Liam.
They loved it and then I told Liam to read out loud what it said so he started reading...
"Batman hitting the penguin so hard that ..... hahahahahahaha MUMMY LOOK! hahahahaha".
Liam was so hysterical with laughter that he could hardly breath.
Lolly said "Mummy, tell me! what does it say!"
Alison reads it out to her and she gets hysterical with laughter.
They calm down a bit then Lolly looks at the picture again and screeches "MUMMY! LOOK! HE DREW POO!"
They both get hysterical again. Other diners turn round and start giggling.
Lauren then screeches "Adele! look!" (Adele is our waitress).
Adele comes over and Lolly says "Look! poo!" and showed her the picture, pointing with glee at the poo.
Jason's head is in his hands, very embarrassed. Ali and I are laughing our heads off along with the children
and the waitress. Much glees all around.
Anyway, to thank you, Lauren said she wanted to draw you something so I said you'd probably like a picture
of a lady in a bikini.
By the way, Liam asked "Is Mr Happy Toast gay?". I asked "What is gay, Liam?". He said "It's when people like sex".
So I said, "then yes, Happy Toast probably is gay".
The end.
Edit: The post that brought down the house
www.b3ta.com/board/8689320
:D
pretty spooky how her happy toast drawing looks like happytoast
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:26,
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For sure
The first time I asked her to draw me, she drew me standing next to a loo filled with poo.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:32,
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You utter star
I Love this, and Liam & Lolly sound well cool.
I must admit to having printed off a couple of pics on here and taken them to the pub of a Friday night.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:32,
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I must admit to having printed off a couple of pics on here and taken them to the pub of a Friday night.
:D that's the loveliest review of my work I have ever read
I am printing that off now and keeping it somewhere safe.
And yes, I am very gay, Mrs toast will vouch for that
Hahaha, does that say Uncle Happy toast? :D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:33,
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And yes, I am very gay, Mrs toast will vouch for that
Hahaha, does that say Uncle Happy toast? :D
She also drew you 2 very lovely dogs and a butterfly
But my camera's batteries died and my scanner is playing up.
Yes, she is very respectful of older people so everyone is uncle or auntie.
She is an absolutely delightful little girl but is completely obsessed with poo and lady bumps. A true B3taling.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:37,
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Yes, she is very respectful of older people so everyone is uncle or auntie.
She is an absolutely delightful little girl but is completely obsessed with poo and lady bumps. A true B3taling.
Excellent stuff :D
Start 'em young....then...UNEXPECTED GOATSE.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:34,
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thats brilliant!
you really do bring 'all of the happies' dont you?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:38,
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You might mean gravitate,
but I enjoy the mental image of levitate. Also, nice hat.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:03,
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Hahahahahahaha
When I typed that I thought "Oops, wrong word" then pictured myself levitating and decided it conjured up a better mental image so left it.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:14,
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You gave a six year old
a picture of poo!!!
You should be ashamed of yourself!!!
:P
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:39,
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You should be ashamed of yourself!!!
:P
Arf
It makes a change. A lot of the pictures she draws contains poo :)
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:47,
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Hand for tits
Tits for hands.
The lovely freaky world of a six year old.
Hands for tits.
Tits for hands.
You'll be in fucking jail if you're not careful.
Because I'm a horrid grass and a hateful bastard.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:17,
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The lovely freaky world of a six year old.
Hands for tits.
Tits for hands.
You'll be in fucking jail if you're not careful.
Because I'm a horrid grass and a hateful bastard.
*hands groat*
this is a recession you know?
not everyone has pennies!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:09,
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not everyone has pennies!
ha
i totally didn't see the cock till i read the comments.
I am loosing my b3ta sense
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:12,
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I am loosing my b3ta sense
Aw that's rather lully!
Tho ackchewally, this aminal is apparently a kangaroo mouse, who knew?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:16,
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Heh. I ashally thought chinchilla at first, ashally
then I realised that chinchillas have short ears.
So I was doubly wrong! :D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:24,
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So I was doubly wrong! :D
This is a local chatline for local people!
There's no sexy for you here!
Woo!
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:01,
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Woo!
racist!
Why the damn outsourcing line? she could be living up the road?
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:02,
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I came up with a list of 10 reasons this isn't racist:
But then I stopped caring.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:03,
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stick the Taj Mahal out the window of frame 3
and Big Ben outside his window
Location references for the win! :D
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:05,
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Location references for the win! :D
What makes you think she is indian?
By the striped shading, bulbous digits and large crystal on her head I'd say she's a Placavoid.
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Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:08,
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I didn't say she was Indian
nor he British, I just said to put two widely seperated landmarks in the background to prove it was not a local call and avoid people complaining of racial stereotypes.
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