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Something is wrong today.
Something or someone is missing from /talk.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

It's not Mongy btw.

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

I don't think its Donkey Gums either.

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

Raise your hand if you couldn't give a fuck
*raises hand*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:03, archived)

*raises hand*

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I'm here

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

JMG hasn't appeared yet, has he?
It's still like bloody Eastbourne outside. Why won't the wind fuck off?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

School hasnt let out yet

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Maybe he has to sign on on mondays,

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I miss living down south
*hums Sussex by the sea*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

i'm glad you started a new thread, or not, as it allows people who have used the ignore function on user id:23553 to contribute to the forum, or not, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

You're just upset that I'm getting more attention than you cause it's MY BIRTHDAY

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

Happy BIRTHDAY

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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:27, archived)

some of you, or not may have contributed to this thread http://www.b3ta.com/talk/6152332, i would now like to ask for maybe your most favorable man made vista, if that is ok? no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

I prefer XP

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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

The favellas in Rio are pieces of art.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Always means I'm "home" (even though I'm not) when I see this bridge.
www.flickr.com/photos/davewilliams/280057470/
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Now would be a perfect opportunity for me to suggest that you are such a fat troll
that this is the only bridge big enough to be your home.

I won't though, becuase fatjokes are bullying.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Also, my Great Grandfather was Lord Mayor of Beaumaris.

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Beaumaris is a lovely place.
You may have told me that before.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

He was also leader of an order of Freemasons or something.

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

I remember him mentioning it
Exciting times
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

i don't remember it, i possibly wasn't around, this is in no way a slight to the forum poster id:39915, no offence
smashing
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Is it bad that I recognise my own id number?

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

i'm not sure it is for me to judge really, or maybe it is, sorry, no offence
great
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Another one for my Wormulus book of Facts
that and his mum sleeping with a bee or something.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

What other Wormulus facts are there?
I feel a bit giddy with internet fame.
This must be what it's like to be JMG.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

you wear scarfs indoors,
...
...
oh and side parting.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

you forgot my hilarious memes

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

how could I forget
I'll have to rewrite the first chapter.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

:(
Don't you sully my good memories Wormy. :(
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

From the statue of Wolfe in Greenwich park
looking across the river with Canary Wharf on one side and the undeveloped docklands on the other.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

canary wharf was planned to be in the middle, but it was rejected and moved over to the left to retain the vista, i was told, i could be wrong, no offence
smart
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

whoa, sorry i ment right, no offence
great
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

hmmmm
There's loads, but nothing particular sticks in my mind.
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jenpots, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Got to be the Millau Bridge

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I took a 200mile detour last summer
Just to drive over it. Worth every mile, amazing.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

London from Alexandra palace
well good that
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

All except for that grim estate that you can see.

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

OH WAIT!
That's just North London, lolololol
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

You said I lived in a nice area.
Cunt.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

At least I don't have some weird arrangment living in a family attic

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

I'm at risk of becoming the next JMG /talk pariah here.
:(
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

You wish
;)
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:59, archived)

The attention would be too much for me.

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

You do!
There is a rancid estate about 10 mins drive from allypally that I had to do some filming in once.

Not very nice.

Your place is lovely.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

I like all the cryptic messages you're working into your posts lately
a++++++
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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

I replied in the thread, I didn't want to offend anyone, no offence.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

regards manmade structures
there are some bridges in France, which are utterly awe-inspiring, purely from a engineering point of view.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

When I finally get round to driving from the UK to Spain
I'm planning on going over the Viaduct de Millau
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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

if i was that way inclined i would press you for more details on said bridges, but i'm not, or am, sorry, no offence
good
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:00, archived)

i have not took offence, i can not speak for everyone tho, did any one take offence? or not, not for me to say, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Central Paris at night is a bit special

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

so yeah, food or something probably

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Yeah, i agree or disagree or somesuch.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

I'm listening to Korn. ("Make me bad" if you must know)
At high volume in a built up area...

Someone recommend some music to listen to please?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Beirute or The Ocean.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Are they decent?
What genre etc?
On Spotify?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

sort of ethniccy modern stuff and post metal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Sounds interesting.
My band of the moment is Blind Pilot. Not everyones cup of tea but I saw them live last week, brilliant.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5P0-ubEFGA
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I can't watch that at work, sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Beirut are brill
If you like them, try out Shearwater and Mumford and Sons too.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Noted, ta very much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

The Dolly Rockers

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

No.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

go on,
youtube them for one of the funniest videos ever.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Best of Black Lace

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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

You cunt.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I'm now listening to Superman :(
It's like every shit middle aged birthday/povvo wedding party I've ever been to.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

(hed) p.e.
Disturbed
Lordi
SoulFly
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

Yes
Dear Christ, no
" "
Yes

Soulfly = fucking boring live. What a shame. Max was going through the motions. Support was Skindred through, so at least we had some fun.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Disturbed have a couple of good songs
I wouldn't listen to just them though, same with Lordi

I agree about SoulFly live, saw them at OzzFest a few years ago.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

It just broke my little Sepultura loving heart.
Disturbed make me laugh, but not with them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

Lordi = Eurovision?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

They were around for ages before that
Turisas bumming bell ends going on and on about them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Lordi were around BEFORE Eurovision.
They are ace.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

But they WERE the band that were in Eurovision.
Yes yes?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Yes

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yes, they were the band that won eurovision
With one of their worst songs
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

, they were the band that won eurovision
With one of their worst songs

Thanks.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Oh and add Tool to that list, lots of Tool

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

now them I would still listen to.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

I downloaded a string quartet covering the entire Aenima album the other day
it's not half bad.

For tool see also: Puscifer, A Perfect Circle....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Will do when I get home
I love listening to tool, it kills my car speakers though :P
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

We don't so much any more
but the wife and I have been loving them for a good 13 or so years, so all it takes is one humming an opening cadence, now.

Bless, he's much more Toolish than I am, though. I bought him a Cam De Leon scuplture a few years ago, and he loved it!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I bet he did looking at the stuff he draws! (meant in a good way)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

Aye, he's such a nice guy, too
signed it for me, sent us some free shit. BE NICE TO ARTISTS, and they shall be nice to you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

This
Tool are ace.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Tool are shit.
Really, really shit.

and I'll just point out, that 95% of my music collection is progressive rock/metal/electronica
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Tool are awesome
One of the best live acts I've seen.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

They arent on spotify though :(

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I know, it annoys me
It means that I have to open some mp3s
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

I would have to dig under my bed for my cd collection
Bad times.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

If I was 16 then maybe,
definitely not now I'm 30.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Gojira

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Ooooh yes yes yes yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Embarrassingly bad band.
Plus they're french.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Shit off, Gojira are masterful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

masterfully boring.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

How much have you heard? Seriously?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Seriously?
Quite a lot. I don't slag off a band without giving them enough of a chance.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

Fair enough.
Well, I love them. Disquieting, fanTAStic.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

It's not Gojira as such,
it's just a lot of that sort of music does absolutely nothing for me.

Strapping Young Lad... now there's a band who does that sort of thing properly.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

Ah, see, that's where we obviously differ then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

SYL are awesome too
But I can love Gojira as well.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Anger as an art form = Win

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

Backbone
For the brother-fucking WIN.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:47, archived)

I don't know what the songs are called (such a twat)
I just tend to leave them on, they're one of the few bands I do that with. Them, King Crimson, ISIS...

Ciggy time.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

I'm exactly the same with Isis.
Perfect ambience, fucked if I could tell you a song name, despite owning 3 albums.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

No, me too, and they're one of my top five.
I don't worry about it.

Plus we can thank them for introducing me to Bohren und der Club of Gore. But not for touring so many times with FUCKING Jesu.

I'm meant to be going out for a cigarette.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

Isis hmm?
*makes a note to check them out*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Seriously. They're bloody Lords.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

Yes!
I had such a great time at their gig the other week!
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

decapitated
open.spotify.com/track/4lNznSUjByH5zWpPZFFeff
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!!!!!

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

I'm listen to Newton Faulkner now.
I have... eclectic*... music taste.

*Read as "shit".
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Funkervogt
Megaherz
Oomph!
Rammstein

You might like those.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

I've seen Rammstein live.
Amazing concert.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

As have I
on the pre-Mutter Tour.

Seeing Till on fire with lasers coming out of his chest whilst flake crowd surfed in a boat has not been topped by any other live act yet.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

It was the wanking off a giant dildo sticking out of his trousers and humping the keyboardist with it.
Till eventually he "spunked" over the crowd for a full minute. (I'm guessing it had a hose connected). That sticks in my mind.

The flares shot over the crowd.
The Guitarists mic stands on fire.
His flaming coat.
Etc Etc.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

haha, yeah
The crowd were so hot from the pyrotechnics that people were actively trying to get in the stream of water issuing from his giant member.

A german girl I used to know saw them years and years ago. Apparently they used to smash lit flourescent lights over each other.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

...and you will know us by the trail of dead
Source Tags and Codes album.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

Oh shit it's lunch time.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Indeed

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Flash us your gilgywhaps

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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Yeah

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

sod this, I'm off to stimulate my prostate with a cattle prod

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

hello you horiffically bloated sex pig

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Good afternoon you bulbous bundle of bum

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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

My housemate and I drove out to SEE WOO, the Chinese cash and carry on the peninsula
We made an epic curry noodle thing.

We levelled our cooking skill by like 30 points or something XD
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

did you have to kill a bunch of bears?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

i went there once to buy scollops, they didn't have any, i was dissapointed, but this is in no way a judge of the store, no offence
cool
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

The retarded crabs in the big tanks always make me feel a bit grim
particuluarly when a grinning man picks out all the legs that have fallen off and feeds them to some other sea creature.

Also the whole shop smells like a petshop.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

i'm enjoying the fact that a post possibly derriding the use of the forum for food threads, or not, has turned into a massive food thread, or not, possibly, no offence
great stuff
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

You're so offensive.
Why can't you be a nice boy like mongychops?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

What's the deal with the new Mongy
Is he preparing for something large and unpleasant?
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

I for one am enjoying it

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Yeah
I want to totally suckle you.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

don't food threads make an interesting use of the forum, or not, no for me to judge really, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

haha
you're fucked up
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

yaaay
Finished my chemistry homework! Am now nomming away on chocolate. Want some?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

yes mail it to me please.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

although forrin chocolate is often ming

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Ritter Sport with yoghurt filling is surprisingly nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

Hershey's chocolate tastes like puke

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

do you go
tasting a lot of puke then? :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

When I vomit
It tends to pass over my tongue, unfortunately.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

poor Lab.
I usually rip my tongue out before vomiting - saves the trouble.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

BTW
in answer to waaay below, yes I am going to ditty boys do
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

Glad to hear it MM
I look forward to seeing you make out with Beckyletters there!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

She is my love bitch
No one can take that away from us.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

I don't think anybody would want to
We're quite happy watching.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Oi.
Cadbury is awesome.

Although I like Green and Blacks better. Nom nom nom. Isn't that a UK one? It's hard to get here :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Cadbury disappoints me, I prefer galaxy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Galaxy???
Never heard of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

It's creamier than cadbury, doesn't taste as powdery (to me, anyway)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

It's not hard to be less powdery then Cadbury
but somehow the cheapo crap manages.
/googles Galaxy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

it's total girl chocolate

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

You can keep Yorkie, it's fucking gash.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

^this

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Yeah green and blacks and cadbury are both from the uk
we win at fat food.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

you also did
Chips.
'What do they usually have with Chips? Wait a moment! It's fish!
I'm going to call her Lunch. hello lunch!' *noms* 'Delicious!!'
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

you're quite a strange girl.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

I've watched
too many british movies. In particular - too many movies with John Cleese.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

I had a baguette,
I'm trying to cut down on my crap food though,
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

yeah great, stick your baguette up your arse you dull prick

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

lol fat mental

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

Let us argue about cooking methods,
I cook steak by rubbing my hands together and clamping it between my palms, this takes ten days but if you do it any other way you're dead inside.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

I find that subjecting it to the blast of one good sized lit fart
does it to perfection
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

you're so shit
obviously the only REAL way to cook steak is with a trouser press

all other methods are for screaming nancies
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

I cook mine by walking past my food catwalk style. Buy the time I'm past it is usually well done.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

you do it with hair straighteners you great nancy.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

~~hai~~ che
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

DAMN YOU BOTH!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Har!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

I so have this as a mental image now

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

You should see how I freeze things

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

You straighten your pubes to make a mini-me cock cher
and then you perform a duet. At which point, the thing is frozen.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

Lunchbreak! Hurrah!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

COPPER'S NARK

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:36, archived)

forum banter, great stuff

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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Last night I made roast lamby.
It was a half leg, done with garliccy roast potatoes and snips, broccoli and yorkshires. Twas lovely.

What's your favourite roast?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

sp... no, I won't say it.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

...ics?
and you call me racist.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Someone will

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Or someone will strikethrough from the dots to the word "say"

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Spam
a tricky roast to get right, but remarkably easy to slice
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vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

spiders

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Spider monkeys might work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

A hundred roasted house spiders
and mash
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Crunchy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

:-(
oh noes, I do not want to be raosted
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vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

my father had a female spider monkey as a pet, this is of no value to this thread, sorry, no offence
ok
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I'd eat the eyes with those little fondue forks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

ouch
''-(
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vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Beef
Or chicken.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

I quite like pork
if done well.

Beef's also a fave but it's often overdone.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

If it's Sunday, only Beef should be roasted.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Why?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Because sunday roasts should only be beef.
How hard was that to understand?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Yes, but is there a reason
Or just because you are weird?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

What the fuck?
Because I'm weird? God you're fail.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

My best mates won't eat it unless it's cremated
it'd cause too many arguments.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Ahh. They like dry, ruined meat.
Is that why they like you?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I'm awesome, Mottykins.
You're just jealous.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I'd definitely like a slice of your dried ruined meat.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Be a nice boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Was that not a compliment?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Gilgamesh manages better than that.
Alright, if it's the best I'm going to get today.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Like my mum
I like my beef to moo when I stick my fork in, all that brown cooked stuff can fuck right off
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Innit.
Like my steak. I want it burned on the outside, raw on the inside. Nobody really knows how to do that, save one chap in Holland and me, it seems.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I can do it.
I choose to not let it burn though, just before, while it's basically still mooing in the middle.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

Noooo
I do it so it's still mooing, it's just been caught in some sort of hiroshima style burny blast.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

You need a good heavy griddle pan to get the outside just right

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Yep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

One of my best investments
is a Le Creuset ridged griddle pan. Ace for cooking steaks in. So heavy you and barely lift it!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I do love le Creuset

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I got really lucky with mine
I bought two frying pans, two casserole dishes and the griddle pan in a house clearance sale for £75. The griddle pan alone is about £100 new.

Win!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

RAR.
That's well done.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

They are pretty old but they work
They are also in an awesome 1970's shade of acid green.

One of the only advantages of working in an estate agency is being able to furnish my house with cheap stuff form house clearances!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

*loves green*
:-(

Jealous.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I'll hold my hands up now and say I've used my George Foreman
3 mins, nice charred lines and yummy nommy goodness.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I don't have one of those, but only because I don't have the counter space.
If I had one, I'd not use it for steak, but lots of monkfish.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

It works quite well.
I leave it on a good while before I put the Steak in.
Probably nowhere near as hot as a griddle pan though.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I think I'd have to carry on griddling
as I don't do it for about 10/20 seconds on each side, hot as hell.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Anthony Worrel-Thompsons place used to do a black and blue.
Cooked over a charcoal grill so it's charred but blue inside.
Yumma yumma yum.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

PERFECT!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Fail.
For cooking steaks at least.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

Nah, it does work fairly well.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

Most people I know put the steak in the pan then turn the heat on, it makes me angry
I want my steak griddled, not boiled! I make sure the pan is hot enough to smelt copper before I even think about adding the steak.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Yep.
I always test it by chucking a little something in to see if it chucks it back out again.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Now I'm hungry and want steak for lunch
I think all I'll get is a chicken sandwich and I have to wait 45 minutes :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

I've had half a chicky sarnie and have no money for anything else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

As soon as replicators are invented you will no longer have this problem
Luckily I have a Tesco Express about 250m away from the office, but that wouldn't help if I forgot to bring cash :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I work on the outskirts of a villagy sort of town
15 minute's walk from the nearest link machine, and proper nice food is further still.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

This is only a little village, but that didn't stop Tesco from getting their claws into it :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Yep
Show it the pan, and then get it the fuck out as quick as possible. I like it to be all bleedy. Nom.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Pan?
Fail.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Yeah, because you use a grenade.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Gas grill, that has been left on full for 5 minutes before the hunk of meat goes on.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I don't have a gas grill.
I'd wager that's probably quite an expense.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Not really, you cook other things on the grill for more than ten minutes at a time.
the 5 minutes it's on with no steak is still part of the cooking time.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

I always griddle it
plus it still sounds expensive.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

How is it expensive?
It's about 3 pence worth of gas and I don't eat steak every day.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

To buy the fucking thing in the first place, numpty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Oh.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Yeah, oh.
You and your bloody 'oh I know what she's talking about, she's just being stupid again'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Well, to be fair to me,
you are just a woman.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I could say the same to you, though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

You just want me to show you my penis.
I'm wise to your games.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I want everyone to show me their penis.
Why is that a revelation? I'm sure everyone wants to see everyone else's genitals really. The world would be a better place if we all saw each other's genitals.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Not if you use a gas cooker.
I have an electric one so I wouldn't use that for a steak.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I've got an electric one
and it's going to cost me a couple of grand to get gas put through into the bit of the kitchen I need to get a new cooker. Hmph.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

You use a griddle, not a grill, you need to seal it with extreme heat dude!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

If I went to restaurant and my steak had no griddle lines I'd tell them to sack the chef and THEY'D DO IT TOO!
Sack em with my ballbags.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I tried explaining this in a steak house once, over here.
'No, I don't want sauce. A perfect steak provides it's own.'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

^ This
One of my great pleasures is getting some crusty bread and dunking it in the pan the steak was cooked.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Oh shut UP.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

I cooked steaks the other night
I'm going to blog about them this afternoon I think now we have had this conversation!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

\o/
steak facts
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

Indeed
I have pictures to post of it too!

Right, time for some lunch now, all this steak talk has made me hungry!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Why not lamb or chicken or pork?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

They are valid roasts, for any other day of the week but Sunday.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

But why though?
I cycle mine so it doesn't get boring. Just sounds like something your family does.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

Lamb too. Or rib of beef.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Rib of beef is one of my absolute favorites

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

it's not really my place to decide as i have probably not done enough research in the many dishes that can be considered a roast, sorry, no offence
great
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

I'm starting to really like this
more of this kind of thing!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

i fail to see the appeal in this but i will consider it, thanks, it has been suggested to me that some forum users have used the ' ignore this poster' option on me in the past and this i regret, or don't, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Suckling pig

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

That always sounds so naughty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Beef or possibly lamb
More specifically roasted sirloin or forerib of beef and either leg, or noisette of lamb.

I like mine all bleedy and rare though.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Lamb is nommy but I had roast duck yesterday
I do love a good roast beef joint though *dribbles*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I can't decide between Beef of Chicken.
Probably Chicken if you held a gun to my head.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

I'm not that bothered either way
to be honest with you.

God I'm more rubbish than usual today.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

You're not rubbish
look at the thread I just started, for fuck's sake. You can't be rubbish because I've used up most of today's allowance.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

14 year old girl
With mongy on the other end

And the bivvy watching in the corner.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

why hasn't anyone said "SPIT"?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

oh... they did...

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I feel dirty now

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

How could you?
I'm shocked.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Any. As long as it's cooked nicely.
Yummy yummy yum yum meaty meat and gravy and veg and yummy yum!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Took me AGES but it was worth it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

Hurrah!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Any meat cooked by my Dad
For he's the bestest cook in the world.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Foo0oooOoOo0o0oooOOOoo0o0o0ooOoOO0o0o0o0ooOOooOO0o0o0oOOo0Oo0o0oo0OOOd
I'm a rubbish b3tan at the moment, I haven't eaten a meal in over a week.
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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Have you been existing on snacky bits?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

He's been living off his own body fat.
All us b3tan are really just preparing for a long hibernation.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

Speak for yourself
this milkshake's for bringing boys to the yard, not surviving the winter.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Piebernation

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Pfft

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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

No, I'm on the shit-yourself-thin diet* & have eaten pretty much nothing.

*gastroenteritis
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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Ach, get better soon, chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

That would be good, ta

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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

This is a tricky question
Instinct tells me to go for a red meat roast, my preference is towards pork or beef over lamb, however, all can be delicious.

HOWEVER, experience has proven that if cooked properly, a pair of small chickens slow roasted for a day in an AGA can be exceptional.

I am undecided, all meats have their place on the Wormulus roast menu.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Good afternoon, poppet.
I wish I had an aga.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

+doo, doo, doo
push pineapple, shake a tree
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broadsword, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I'm totally waiting for the washing machine to stop so I can hang out the washing before I go to B&Q.
Fuck yeah.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

100 years have passed
or
100 years have past?

which one?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Past.
No. Passed.

wait...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Yes, passed.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Passed

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

That's my thinking
but the people who wrote the blurb on an aliens dvd did it the other way...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

100 years passed have? Surely that's Star Wars?
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vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

No it was something like
"200 years have past since ..."
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

both
100 years - they clearly have a lot of past in them
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vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

you arsebleeding mong

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I used to like you
fucking hell, how wrong could I have been?
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

you're just jealous that I'm catching you up on WoW
you utter utter geek
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

Haha, you do seem to be pounding through, although no one will beat my epic speedage. I'm thinking about changing from Demonology even though it's double hard in PvE, so I can start raiding and get some good gear as mine is a bit rubbish atm.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

*DG-Warrior69 has summoned "old rusty bicycle"*

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

*casting fails due to puncture and ramp failure*
(DG casts *huffing power of wait up guys*)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

I find
Affliction better for pve
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

That's the the way I was thinknig going.
But with Demonolgy you can just run into a huge group, get 20 people attack you and then POW demonform and immolate soul and it does 700 per second for 15 seconds plus with rain of fire and soul fire your gett 1500 per second. super lazy :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Have you got enough cash to dual spec?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Nope. I want my flying mount and if everything sells on AH I should have about 900g. and I'm almost 70.
I'm really not sure what to do...bah.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Don't buy a flying mount until 77
You can't use it in Northrend until then anyway. Save up, the quests in NR will get you a ton of cash anyway.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Ahhh cool. cheers for the headsup :)
I may be chewing your ear a bit in the near future :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

Anytime, I've been playing WoW since day one
Oh God, kill me now...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

That does sound good
For large trash pulls it's Seed of Corruption on everything once tank has aggro, then watch all the lovely numbers fill the screen
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Plus you've got a felguard which is hitting for about 800crit per 2 secs.
You can do most group quests, but you're RUBBISH for dungeons and raids, because of your cooldowns :S
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

yep I'm 27 and a bit at the moment, I've also got enough money for a mount so I'm going to try to soldier on to 30 so I can get mounted up. Being a priest is good for lvling because everyone wants you in their groups so you can lvl and get decent gear all at the same time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

There are too many DPS's atm. people want healers and tanks.
Need to get into a decent guild, not one run by kids and people that actually think they are cows. casual like as it's only a game.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

me too,
the guild I'm in at the moment is just dead,
I go online everyday and no one is online, I just take two things from the bank and that's it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

I walked past two normal looking 20 somethings
and one was bragging about some kind of WoW raid to the other, I couldn't help myself smirking at them.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

That was me and my imaginary girlfriend.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

I've been levelling my OTHER warrior
Got two level 53 warriors now.
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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Morning wigwam cock, good weekend?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

neither
100 years have failed
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vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Passeth

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

parced

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

parsed

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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

parsniped

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

I'm doing a rain dance
So it rains on your washing while you are at B&Q.

Ha!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

Get a tumble drier.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I'm looking at the equations for efficiency ratios.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

i'm sure that the good people of b and q will welcome your visit, unless of course you are going there to steal the products, in which case they may have reason to feel some anamosity towards you, or not, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

whoa, can i point out that when i say good people of b and q i am in no way supporting them over other retailers who also sell similar product ranges, no offence
smart
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Dear baldmonkey
I have flu. Make it go away.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Hello, lovely MM
*clicks fingers* Your flu should start to fade away now.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Hey you
It's still here. And now I also have hiccups :(

How's you?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

I said it will start to fade away, i can't work miracles!
I'm good ta, any chance of seeing you at DiT's stag do next month?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

Embrace it and maybe it'll get scared and fuck off by itself

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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

I'm totally revising the past historic and putting off having lunch.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

you could be more efficient here
have lunch straight away, then describe what it was like using the past historic. Win-win.
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vladimir, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Je mangea des chips et nous mangeâmes aussi des bacon sandwiches.
Le yum.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'm totally sat at my desk at work in my nice new top avoiding doing anything.
*sigh*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Happy birthday for yesterday!

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

What's all this yesterday business?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

from previous forum posts i have been led to understand that today is the celebration of your birth, i hope you enjoy the experiance, or not if you don't, no offence
great birthday/or not times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

Happy Birthday for yesterday :)

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

I'm off to see Mark Thomas tonight
What are you people up to tonight?

Obligatory 'ym' post in 3..2..
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

my balls in ym

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ArthurTheRat, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

oh EASTY.

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

^_^

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ArthurTheRat, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I might risk a little more bike practice
I'm too jumpy on the clutch. Not if it's raining though, that's no fun.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Hello.

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Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Why on earth would you go to see him?
He hasn't been funny in years.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

Taking a friend for her birthday
Hope he's funnier than the last time I saw him. He ranted for ages without making even a courtesy knob gag.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

Gouging my eyes out with corkscrews
and then eating my own face.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Or watching Ashes to Ashes.
I haven't quite decided yet.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

Probably playing X3 and watching Star Trek

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

work

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

ooh he's playing the Artrix next monday
I might see if they have tickets
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

They probably do
His tour wasn't publicised that well.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

~~wasn't publicised that well.~~ consists of nothing but some half baked political opinions preached at an incredibly smug choir.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

Undoubtedly
The audience are mostly insufferable cunts.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

our swear box was just taken out of action
we've now reached swear saturation, what should I expect next in my office?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

Work.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

like the sort you do? Down at the docks?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Yes
That's it exactly
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I better have a shave then.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Can I weave a rug from your back hair?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

it'd be a small rug.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

A bedside mat
for a mouse.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

quite pretty.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Better a teeny-tiny wig for JMG

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thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

without hair he's irresistable
with hair he'd be invincible.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

He'll fix the expenses, the Tamils and the pig flu
and we'll all be thin by Christmas.
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thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Oh dear...
I did a bad thing...

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post424237
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

yes.... yes you did!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

:(

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Wait...
You're not Shilpa Shetty.
I detect traces of lie in this QOTW answer.
To the Justice-Mobile!
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I'm imagining a magenta Honda Accord with a boot full of Ninja equipment.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Magenta?
Sure, why not.
I was imagining a black one with red stripes, A-Team style.
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Damn it!
I thought magenta would be a subtle colour for pinning people to walls with.

Where did you see me?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

People,
Or Smack-heads?
'cos they're not people, y'know.
As soon as you become a smack-head, you have to hand in your passport, driving licence and national insurance card.
Then they brand you "Sub-Human".
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

Ahh yes, not real people
My Honda of Justice has the added 'smack track' feature on the Sat-Nav. Then the car senses a smack-head, it takes control and exacts some vigilante justice. I don't even have to use my amazing karate skills.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I like this idea.
But it saddens me that you don't get to use your ten-years of karate-skills.
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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I just tried shopping one.
but it looked shit.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

a new swear box

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

fuck that shit!
*pays his money*

:(
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

A sweat box,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

is that streetlingo for a disattached lady part?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

EMERGENCY DANCE PARTY

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

*dances appropriately*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

DANCE-O PARTIO!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

A jiffly envelope full of baldmonkey's shit

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

that's pinned to the board.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Ketamin biscuits.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

got to love the horse tranq

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

*shakes head violently*

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

*crawls about the floor, pretending to be a lizard*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

*travels to the beginning of time, mind turns inside out*

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

*Enters the biscuit based K hole*

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Compulsory wanking

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

I expect the swear level to rise sharply.

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thealternativefact, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

A combination of the above two ideas.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Fights to the death over who takes what lunch hour

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

we all get the same lunch 30 minutes. it's a winning combination.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Cock Jousting
And 'errection springing'
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

last time we did that, one person ended up jamming the laser printer and we had to get rid of the water cooler.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

ME
no. But it'd be nice. I'd take you out for an up-slap meal, so long as it's under a fiver.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

we could walk through the nature reserve and call the squirrels names

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Furry faced stealth cunts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Even red squirrels?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

No, they're alright.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

terrible racism

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Those merkin squirrels can fuck right off
Coming over here, stealing all our acorns etc.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I know, right?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

there is a pond too, we could point at the goose until it chased after us.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Can I hit it with a stick?
It doesn't count as a real animal due to it's 67% satanic make up.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I quite like Geesicles

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

They don't like me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

geese don't like anyone
they're the wolves of the animal world

(haha, hilarious)
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Alright, I won't hit it with sticks
but I'm at least allowed to try and make it feel bad about itself, right?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

it'd be unreasonable if you didn't.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Fab.
How is my favourite Grandma with a penis?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

YOU KNOW MY SECRET?
Tired and 1 part cheery and 1 part fucked off...

Weekend was good, but should have been more.

How're you Wowzers?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I don't want to be at work
but at least I've got my star trek t shirt on. Sod office attire.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

HAH, IN YOUR FACE OFFICE ATTIRE!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

HELL YES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

*appropriate dance off*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

*glees again*
and high fives for bending casual dress codes :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Rubber band pinging wars
you'll have someone's eye out etc...
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

*starts one up*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Another combination of the above two ideas
EDIT: Damn you Hedonist, now my post doesn't make much sense.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

pinging Captain Wow?
blimey.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Captain Wow is not a server.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

actress, bishop etc

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I'd be a fucking awesome bishop.
CRILLY etc.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

that was on last night
don't call me Len you little prick!!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

That brings back memories...
Of the TV show, I've never called a bishop Len.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I know, I was TRYING to go to bed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

Pinging www.captainwow.com [121.0.6.120] with 32 bytes of data:

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

NOT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

It's strange, everyone else though pinging as in servers. I thought bra straps. go figure.
ello :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Yo, bubby.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

i have no idea, sorry, no offence, great

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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

thanks for making me aware that you can't really give input, without this knowledge I'd have waited for your particular reply and possibly become upset had an answer not been returned.
Many thanks.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

i'm sure this is the proper point of an internet forum, or not, i'm not really going to judge, not my place, sorry, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I'd like to continue our musing another time but I fear we may run this particular topic into the ground, sorry, I will research more topics.
Thanks, keep safe.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

i too will try my best to formulate another thought on the matter, although i'm not all that good at it, probably, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

a menswear box

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

*cardboard waistcoat-a-go-go*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Everytime you swear, do the *inverted commas with fingers* thing
so it looks like you're saying "FUCKING" "HELL"!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

but that'd make me appear like a "cunt" :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

depending on how sweary you were, a big pissup
otherwise, a pun box
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

A swear fleshlight.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 18 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

+filled with bees

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 18 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

a request.
would someone please give back my brain? I can't seem to find it today and I have to finish a major chemistry report for school.

Also - tell me your favourite food. Mine is chocolate and strawberries together.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Knock knock.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

/sighs.
Who's there?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

FUCK OFF.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

very cheerful.
Do you want some hugs and love? Did your mother not give you any as a child? Poor baby.
/gives great big massive squishy hugs
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Keep your ugly great moonface away from me.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

your just jealous
that you'll never be allowed near my norks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

They look disadvantaged.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I think you should make today
"Baldmonkey Pooem Monday"

Let's reclaim Monday, take it back from all these racists.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

HAI BALDERS
How's the clap?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

HELLO!
Long time no see!

How are the bruised on your TITS from where I bounced my GUSHING BALLS off of them?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Well DG
They were very SWOLLEN and PURPLE, but

actrually fuck this
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Are you pointing at your minge?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Alex, for you I can be pointing at the other hole

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Where your colostamy bag was fitted?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

It's ok. I did spunk as I was typing it. your sexytalkymouthwords would have been wasted

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I tend to have that effect on people

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

It actually was a 'Scare-Spunk'
the 3rd and worst stage of being scared. ie.

1)So scared you piss yourself.
2)So scared you shit yourself.
3)So scared you spunk yourself.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

pffft
haha
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Ah, you're about,
Good stuff.
(

Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hello darling

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

'sup biatch?

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Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Riding low flo rider stylee
wassup in your hood blud?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

allo Kaol
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

HAAAijkgfnbhdsghds
mmy keyboardisplayying up. it i
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

this is jolly annoying.
Is my theremin ready?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

It's maturing
It needs to be laid down for a year or so to become full bodied
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

oh no
very advantaged when you think about the fact you'll never touch them :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Why yes, that was me jogging in my clogs.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

That can't be good for your arches

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

That's what they said to JMG due to his BALDNESS.
OH FIRST JMG CUSS OF THE DAY. *tubber sweats*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Dude. That was the first time I've logged in to find no JMG
AND YOU RUINED IT
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

That was a great JMG cuss though

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

YM is a great cuss

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

muhahaha!!!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Today it is satsumas
tomorrow, maybe coal.

/pregnant blog
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Oh yes.
OMGRATULATIONS!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Today it is mustard. Tomorrow it will be gurkins and cream cheese.
/also pregnant.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Congratulations
Is it a brown baby?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

*insert racist joke here*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Yorkshire puddings.
Or salt and vinegar crunchie sticks.
Or cherries.
Or gin.

Any of those, please.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

You could combine them
gin soaked cherries served inside yorkshire puddings with a side order of crunchie sticks.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

I like a nice roast
or nice pasta,
or good sausages
or cottage pie
or indian food
or dim sum

depends on my mood really but I love food me.

/I'm not fat.

EDIT IT'S MY B3TADAY MUTHAFUCKERS
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Get a fucking icon then

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

hello stranger

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

How you doin?

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

good thanks,
it's my birthday on sunday woooo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

Wooo
Are you having jelly and ice cream and cake a really really really big balloon?
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

I'm having a fancy dress party at my flat,
it should be good, there's a bank holiday the next day so it's going to be super cool .
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I'm tempted to make some Vodka Jelly though.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

vodka jelly with brandy ice cream

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

*considers*
My parents do have an ice cream maker that I could borrow...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

It is an excellent combo

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

AND WE'RE ALL INVITED!
But the thing is we have to come as other people, dressed up as the usernames and then we can all guess who everyone is supposed to be and then baldmonkey collects everyone's keys.

YEAH
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

you can come if you want and you can get to milton keynes.
you're one of those internet people that I wouldn't mind my real life friends meeting.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I can only assume she hasn't jumped on you unexpectedly yet.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

no not yet,
I always expect the unexpected though, so she'd have a hard time.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

For some reaon when I get drunk, I always decide to jump on al
I'm not entirely sure why.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

That's actually very sweet :)
Sadly I will actually be in Hastings, which is piss miles from anywhere
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Hastings is a really shit place to be
I feel sorry for you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I'm still angry at you for blowing off paintballing to lick out your sister

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hastings is rubbish,
but oh well, I'll probably see you on the 30th in London.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

YEAH
That is totally in my diary. The hilarity.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

It will be awesome,
I will be drunk,
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

It's always fun to seperate the normals from the socially challenged at these kind of events

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

I'm going to make fun of the /boarders
and the mouth breathers
and the fats
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

not really I'm too polite for that,
but I'll be thinking it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

We'll both be really polite to their faces
then snigger behind their backs all night. In a most english way.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Why?
Donations are voluntary, not compulsory.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

Mine is in 5 days. 6 years. Will be away for it so no naked pictures

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

happy b3taday old chap

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

thankyou

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

PISS AND ONIONS
WITH PISS ON TOP
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Balsamic dogs piss ?

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I might make up a label and stick a bottle of that on a shelf in Waitrose
some arsehole would buy it
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I did have your brain but I traded it down the pub, sorry :S
I now have got a grumpy cat with a sick on its back, I rubbed it in a bit and it's meowing at me deepy. I'll put that in instead.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

ta.
it'll be better then nothing!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

MAAAAAOOOOOW

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

I don't have your brain
So I can't give it back, sorry.

What sort of chemistry are you doing?

My favorite food is probably cheese, but I sort of have to say that. I work in a cheese shop.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Doing Chemical Bondage (fnarr), Empirical and Molecular Formulas
Balancing chemical Equations, Naming and Describing Chemicals

all in one big smooshed up report. It's evil *sads*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Does it explode?
If it doesn't explode then it's not science.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

What if you freeze and shatter stuff?
/has access to liquid Helium
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

You should freeze and shatter your supervisor's lunch.
I would be using it to turn the office furniture into superconductors myself.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Yes
we were asploding powders.

I got blow up Aluminium and Iodine with water :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Superb
It makes a lovely purple gas, so this is good science
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

I know.
I made it go spazzy cos I made *way* too much and then heated the water and it cracked the crucible and went EVERYWHERE! There's a scorch mark on the bench! *very prouds*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I love tying those filthy chemicals up.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

That sounds so dull!
On fnarring at chemistry, I once had a module a long time ago titled 'Chains and Rings' which always sounded a bit grubby to me.

Good luck with the work though!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

that sounds way kinky.
Ta!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Sadly it was in no way kinky.
It was organic chemistry, taught by a man who was about 5'5 and had a terrible body odour problem. In no way arousing.

Unless you get off on short smelly men of course.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

no. I don't.
God. If I'm ever a female version of that guy shoot me. And shoot me quick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I have a degree level physics exam today.
If we were playing top trumps I'd have won your card.

although it's business skills, and a piece of piss
and it's not an exam, it's a class test
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

I have a conservation and population genetics exam tomorrow
Three hours of unspeakable dullness.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Starting tomorrow morning, I'll be spending 3 hours a day in the library, and 3 hours in my revision office (read "kitchen").
I've planned 33 hours of revision for one module and 32 for another. they're both double modules and probably the most important exams I'll ever take (literally, if I do bad, no Ph.D)
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

I'm realising I should have done more revision for this one.
It is 100% exam based, no coursework to save me if I cock up in the exam.

Good luck with your exam today though.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

Ta :)
and you yours.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I have your brain. I need it more; I have a translation exam this afternoon.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

but I don't know any other languages!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

Chocolate and strawberries are a crap combination. Raspberries go MUCH better with chocolate.
I'd have to say Indian food or Sunday/Christmas lunch.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Curry and Chocolate?!?!? EEWWW D:

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Gruel and suet.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Yesterday I made chocolate-coated strawberries
Nom nom nom
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I quite like Soreen.
A bit of malt loaf aloft a mountain.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Oh yes
and that Jamaican Ginger Cake which sticks to your teeth
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Oooh
Try slicing that Jamaica ginger cake up, and layering it a dish, covering it with custard and bake it in the oven.

/foodblog
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

bestestcake
with a glass of win

i want breakfast
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

I read that in a South Effriken accent

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

If anyone else would like to celebrate her birthday by fisting themselves off over pictures of her,
here is a NSFW homemade pornpic I made of TUTT.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/tuttporn.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

cor, belly button vagina.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Bottom Half = Sexy
Top Half = Wrong
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Subject line: Lecherous
Message: dull.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

Well, it's a thread started by you.
I had to make the message dull or it would seem out of place. You dull cretin.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

But BM is king, not dull. You're suppose to the the dull one around here. Monotonal-typing we call it.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

Whatever.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

See!
*BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOWW!!* launches stunt bike off your forehead*

I heard the new Tony Hawkes game is going to star your face as a level, is this true?

;D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Great!

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

That's the spirit :) T'is only jolly japes, tugging legs and all that :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Overly defensive flounce manoeuvre 1a... GO GO GO

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Wow thanks baldmonkey!
You've made this birthday truely special.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

It's mine on Wednesday.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

I know sweetheart
What would you like from me?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Fuckbook by The Condo Fucks.
I can't find it on Mininova.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

It's mine on Wednesday

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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

it's mine a week on Friday.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Like Pearl Harbour on December 7th 1941?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Happy Birthday.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Ta pet
My manager is keeping an eye on me, but I wanna spend the day skiving. *humph*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I find her deformed left foot unspeakably arousing.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

It's curled up with sexy pleasure.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Like a female version of jester's toes?

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6157392
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

happy b3taday

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Thanks
I hadn't noticed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

I hope you fall under a bus
and the bus explodes and then a truckload of broken glass falls on you then someone accidentally sets off a flamethrower and incinerates you then a moose urinates on the burning pieces
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Ask me.
I might.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

If only "Take Hart"
were still on telly. That would be AWESOME in his "gallery"
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Tony would grot himself with his neckerchief and wank himself silly.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I want a porn slide show set to the music please.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Anyone got a spare wobble-ometer ?
I think the one at St James' Park broke Saturday afternoon.

Poor old JMG and the NUFC fans....
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I have terrible wind

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

DISGUSTING

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

*parp*

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

*Covers nose and mouth with jumper*
Errrrgh! Miss, Miss! Spong has farted!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

*grins like a mong*

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Me too. We can be guff buddies.
I'll poot out one into a jiffy bag if you want? Send it to you for that 'Mmmmm can you smell fresh bread?' freshness.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

It'll get confiscated by MAF

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Only because they want to smell it too. dirty beggers.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

We say "can you smell smoke?" when someone farts
it makes everyone sniff, it's hilarious!
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Mine's always been..."mmmmmm fresh bread!" people really get a lung full then.
Doesn't work too well if you've just blown the sheets off though with a eggy pump.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

classy
I will try that next time
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

But the sheets/duvet are useful
You can use them as a crude set of bellows for wafting your 'goods' the unsuspecting face of your loved one.

N.B. They might not love you very long if you do this regularly.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Ever heard
of a dutch oven ?
(CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Indeed I have.
I prefer the bellows method as you can catch them unawares.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

If Hull and Newcastle both win,
the Unwashed will go down.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

^this
EDIT: as long as they get beat tonight
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Okay it's my birthday today. My 21st. You all knew it was coming.
So be nice and feel free to attempt to overwhelm me with good tidings. Go on.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Happy birthday
all the best people are born in may.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

well, aside from those born in october.
obviously.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

You speak the truth here

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

I was born on the same day as Julius Ceasar

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY
21 WOO
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Happy birthday
you sickeningly young creature.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

happy bidet!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

happy birthday!
have you got anything planned?
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm at work! Yey!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

this is what it's like being old :)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Now you can vomit on a cat legally (as long as you're holding 12 apples and facing east on the Wessex Castle wall)

HAPPY VAGINA ESCAPING DAY!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

"ello ello ello, what's this i see miss? eleven apples?
"you're coming with me to the station you young scallywag"
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

I thought my misshaped bellend would count....aww man.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

the only place your misshaped bellend will count is IN JAIL

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'm going to look at pictures of you while masturbating.
Do you have anything saucier than what's on Facebook?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

Happy Birthday
I once had a birthday, it was illogical so I haven't had any since.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Mine on wednesday. But I'm loads older than you. So that ought to make you feel good. I suppose. Or summat. I dunno really.

Doing owt nice?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Happy birthday girlie

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I mainly just lurk here
but happy birfday!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Happy birthday TuTT.
It's my 20th in ... two weeks!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

You're the same age as me now.
Your tits will sag to the ground and you'll have trouble standing up, just like me.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Happy birthday gorgeous.
xx @}---}--- xx
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Hippo Birdy!
Have a good day, don't get too wasted!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

HAPPY PARPDAY!
*parps*
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Hoorah happy birthday
Loads of other people were born on the ~~21st~~18th of May too:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_21

You should add yourself to the list.

Edit: fuck, it's not the 21st. Try this one instead
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_18
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

She has the same birthday as Mr T!!1
And Noel Fielding, Notorious BIG and Leo Sayer.

EDIT: No she apparently doesn't.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

John Higgins, Perry Como, Nobby Stiles, Chow-yun fat, Toyah Willcox and Danny Mills.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

There's pretty much no decent celebs who share my birthday
Lousy celebs
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Top aging
well done.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

I dreamt I trid to start a fight with Flapjack, my friend had the same ipod cover as me and The Bay City Rollers asked me to be their bass player.
Now you should talk about me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

I still fucking hate you you loveable piece of sweet.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

you have catlegs

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I was listening to your last two podcasts this morning
will that do?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

I haven't seen you for ages
I miss our time together.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Morning all.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

morning guffbeak,
good weekend?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Pretty good actually. Yourself?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

yes. i watched eurovision, went to a barbecue and fell on my arse during a game of rounders

good times!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Spot on. Good times indeed.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

If your eyes were an item in the cold meats section at Sainsbury's, they'd be Scotch Eggs.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

hello sausage!
good weekend?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

Ellllloooooooooo spinny pants :) Have you been busting wheelies?

Still gotta get shit ready for 'Vietamsterdam' on Friday, who knew tracking down multi colour rollnecks was so hard this time of year...guuuhh.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

No, I dropped it coming off the drive, actually.
I'm not very good at motorbikes yet.

OoooOOOhhh are you dressing up? What as?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

You will drop it lots, it happens. I kept on dropping my car when I first started driving, go figure that one out...

10 of us as 'Matching Delboys' :) flapcaps, rollnecks + V necks, gold chains and rings, terrible beige 80s chuddies/ stone wash jeans etc...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

oh... oh my

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahaha
there have got to be pictures of this. And you have to show me.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

It's why facespace was invented :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Not that teddy bear "meat" product?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

It's got fuzzy tickle fur.
p.s. Morning guffbeak!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Moooooorning.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

you're a munter who likes attention?
I don't know. I don't have the heart to be mean tonight.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Ha.
You've met baldmonkey?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:40, archived)

hardly.
just through here. I live in Aus! how could I meet someone where you folks are at when I've not yet been there?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

I meant that was a very astute observation and implied this was bacause you had previously encountered the baldest of monkeys in real life.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

duh, it's daytime!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

night time here.
it's dark outside. I'm Antipodean. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

i don't believe in australia
i think it's a conspiracy
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

It's a shit hole where people are regressing to a disgusting level.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

RUBBISH
You'll be saying it's late autumn there next!
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

aye - tis!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

Preposterous
Your cork hat and Tim-Tams don't fool me for an instant.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

they can't pull the wool over our eyes, flappers

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

Pont length.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

You have a face like a land dolphin

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Pfft :D
'land dolphin' is now the new cuss of the month, DG endorsed.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:47, archived)

i prefer to do it behind your back.
and by 'behind', i mean 'on'

peoples of the internets - educate me on Lymphoedema - i have an interview tomorrow.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

it has its own website!
www.lymphoedema.co.uk/
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

i learnt that it is common
and causes swelling

like (insert famous thick woman of choice)!
ho ho!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

well Lymph...
you have Lymph glands which are a major part of your immune system,
Edema - swelling...
So your Lymphedema I would assume means your Lymph glands are swollen.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Hello all
Today we chose the colours for our house. We are going for sensible browns and beiges. I am definitely getting old.

What colour would YOU paint it?
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

colostomy ochre

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

I'd use stealth paint so you could only see the house if you knew it was there, or walked into it.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

rape red

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Druid's living room is this colour.
I prefer Victim's Spatter Red myself.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

deep blues and reds and purples
and lots of go faster stripes
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

My flat is all cream with dark wood skirting
I quite like it as the plain rooms mean you can add whatever colours you like in furniture and accessories but there is still some sense of it all matching. Although I'm not allowed to decorate anyway, at least it's nice decor.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

I bet you rearranged all the furniture into swastika formations.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Have you decided that I am a Nazi now?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

That's a decision that you made all on your own.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

What?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Don't feed the trolls

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

Don't worry,
I'm not feeding her.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

He has called me many other things
Nazi was a new one to me though. Just wondering where it came from or if he really is just that shit.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

Haha.
Oh, being serious?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Sieg Heil.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

Pink with black letters stating 'All Maoris are dirty nig nogs'

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

1989 Nissan Sunny faded beige

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moohalaa, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:58, archived)

I think this is the colour we chose for the walls

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Red or pink or blue.
We have these colours in our house. I quite like turquoise and powder blue as well though. MORE THRILLING INSIGHT HERE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

Purple
with butter yellow trim. Darker feature walls with a more french blueish feel for the rest. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

Why the hell would anyone want to do anything that was french?
You idiot.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

Kissing? Polishing? Toast?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

1) Rape victims don't tend to kiss
2) I'm 1/4 Polish so I do Polish polishing.
3) It's called "eggy bread" you food wrong.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Not by the yanks. They put sugar on it.
So alright then, not that.

Kissing's brilliant.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

I had "sweet" eggy bread for breakfast.
Mix the egg with some (lots of) cinnamon and some brown sugar, then do your thing. Then top with sugar.

That's still not "French" toast.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I don't fucking know.
I've had a smoke and coffee for breakfast for years.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

No wonder you're so grouchy.
I'm going to have some ready brek.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I'm not grouchy I'm in a fab mood.
I've got my star trek t shirt on.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

*glees*
'ning Captain, had a good weekend?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

YES
we played a lot of monopoly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Proper monopoly
Or that shitty world edition with the credit cards?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

The fuck? Proper monopoly.
I'm always the boat.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

I'm always the car,
1 player monopoly isn't fun though.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

rape victims do kiss
just not their rapist.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

They'll do whatever you say if you say they can go afterwards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I didn't.
I punched him. In the face. And ran.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Yes, and it fucking hurt, you bitch

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

good.
I hope I broke your nose.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

I like you, you're feisty

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

when I'm in the mood.
yeah. When I have a spine - yeah.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Oh we're being serious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Why would they want a go?
Rape is not a two way street, else it wouldn't be rape.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

I think she meant to go,
but we should probably stop talking about this.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Since when has rape been a taboo subject on here?
Who's been raped recently? what gossip have I missed?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

I joked about miscarrying on /board (true story)
so surely /talk can handle a bit of friendly rape.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

True story that you joked about it, or true story that it happened?
Pics or GTFO.

*shudders*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

Both, man
I'm a walking bag of comedy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

You're a walking bag of something all right.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Don't act like you don't want a piece.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

There's more than one rape victim that's admited it on here
and there's probably more who haven't.

It's too much of a mine field to talk about imo.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

OhhhhhK
although I doubt others will follow suit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

I like you. You're decent.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

I'm really not

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

but you are sexy,
so you don't need to be decent.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

You're being Colonel Fluffknickers today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

It was a relativley good weekend
I'll be full of hate and bile by Wednesday.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

eh well you come across as vaguely decent

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Thanks,
it wont last
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

s'ok
I'll think of this when you act like a cock to help restrain myself from murdering you. :D
xx
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

I know of one.
I bet all the others are lying.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

I would personally
punch anyone who lied about it for attention or whatever reason. It's fucking horrible.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

Captain Wow raped me:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

Only slightly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

why wouldn't they?
french... mmmmmm
/goes off to find a frenchman or woman to snog
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

Audrey Tatou?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

She looks so freaky in Amélie, that no matter how good looking she is
she's forever been ruined.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

^^^
Would.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I've had her, she's got a fanny like an old leather squeezebox full of vaseline

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

you mean like..
your mum?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

I am currently planning to paint my living room a sort of buttermilky yellow,
stain my floorboards chocolate and buy a bloody big chandelier sort of thing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

Is this some comedy Caribbean accent?
You terrible, terrible racist.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

You fucking what?
No, seriously, you've flummoxed me. Explain, boyo.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

Ninja
get back to de kitchen, an' out ob de libing room.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

OH I see.
I think you'll find that be the sittin' an' ting room.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Well done,
I'm reading every post in a jamaican accent now.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

beer can

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6143496
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:06, archived)

sorry, I got here late and all the comedy colours have been used already

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

No one's mentioned poo yet

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

just hang the skins of your enemies on the walls
to serve as a warning to others
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

I don't have any enemies
I love everyone, and everyone loves me.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

ok then, hang the skins of people you like on the walls
to serve as a warning to others
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

I'd paint it sky blue so it'd blend in to the sky on a sunny day.
The other 364 days a year would be crap by comparison.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 18 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

my house is purple and yellow and orange and pink
but nicotine brown and hospital green where it hasn't been decorated yet

i'm well tasteful
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

*voms*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

Magenta

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 18 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

Ta da da da ta da! P-p-p-p-p-PUPPY POWER!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:55, archived)

I think that just once when Scrappy Doo was yelling "Lemme at 'em, LEMME AT 'EM"
they should have just "let him at them" and watch him get pummelled to a shit. He's not going to learn anything by them molly-coddling him.
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FoldsFive, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

I think he should have been hit constantly by bricks and then broken glass
before having bags of salt poured over him and then his quivering body thrown into a childs play pool full of vinegar.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

That would have involved the good people at Hanna Barbera having to draw at least twelve new frames of animation.
Never gonna happen.
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FoldsFive, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

Zoiks, Scoob! Let's run away past this same twenty frames of repeating wall for five minutes!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:01, archived)

*distinctive glockenspiel sound to accompany running*

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FoldsFive, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

I thought you were seeing a doctor about that.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

I know but I can dream
they can only run past the same farmhouse so many times
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

On a similar note, regarding "Orko" from the He-Man cartoons
The character was named Gorpo in the early original series drafts, but he was renamed Orko for animation purposes; Filmation artists often flipped the character cels, a technique that works best when the characters are symmetrical in design, and putting a "G" on Orko's shirt would have complicated the process because the letter G is not a symmetrical shape.
/Wiki
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

He only wanted to hump their legs.
The poor frustrated runt.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:00, archived)

What a shame that none of the villains they ever uncovered were vivisectionists.
They could have granted them amnesty if they just sorted out Scrappy.
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FoldsFive, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

Have you not seen the infamous "Origin of the Nodding Dog" episode?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:11, archived)

Is this heralding the announcement of your small irritating cousin on /talk?
Will you have to hold him back from participating in internet arguments before he ruins them for you?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

This sounds like a job for ... Comedy Second Account Man!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

*frantically registers accounts*

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

I'm just going to leave this here
gotsars.rdw.org/link/4678
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SuperMatt, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

Discovered Propellorhead's Reason at 11pm last night
Working day over... meh.
(WildType is remixing your mum, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

not exactly Einstein's journal

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:31, archived)

Not quite

(WildType is remixing your mum, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:32, archived)

though maybe it is. I haven't read it
May 12. Can't find my socks. Mrs E told me to check the hamper, but no luck
May 14 Still no sign of socks. I checked my office in Princeton, and realised I was out of pens as well.
May 15 Woman at party told me my theories were brilliant. Couldn't stop staring at her tits
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:34, archived)

wait til you get the hang of the Vocoder and the Matrix sequencer to generate control voltage sequences
like this
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:48, archived)

Gaaaaaaaaaay.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 6:56, archived)

the swallows fly backwards this winter
/fluffs newspaper and passes across briefcase
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:13, archived)

pffft
*fluffs*
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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 18 May 2009, 8:02, archived)

I ripped the front cover of my dissertation
So stayed up all night so i could get at the binding machine to re-attatch one at 6 in the morning before everyone was rushing to bind their copies before the deadline of midday.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 May 2009, 7:28, archived)

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Example:

(734): Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
(734): Have a good day. My vagina shrank.

:)
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Darklord, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

oh

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:13, archived)

seriously, this is going to be shit
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/ZJH
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 5:47, archived)

It's a good job I'm a calm muslim man.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 3:15, archived)

i made this for you
www.doink.com/clips/SpaceWizard/339931
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:16, archived)

Haha!
That's very much like me at any given time.
9/10
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 3:19, archived)

can the magpies stay up?
what's your feeling, JMG?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:36, archived)

What is the deal with just seeing One magpie?
I was driving in the country side with the Mrs today, and she got all weird on me, raised her voice, and was like...

"OMG! OMG! There's one magpie!"

Me: "Yeah! So?"

Her: "Don't you know it's bad luck just to see one magpie, you need to see two of them!"

Me: "Maybe the other one is behind the bush, getting dressed?"
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Darklord, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

I'm 50/50.
It's hard to call.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 3:51, archived)

personally, i hope they get relegated
because that way there's no fucking way they'd be able to claim the season was some kind of success. far more likely they'd blow it all up and start from scratch if they get sent down...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:52, archived)

Thank you for your support.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 3:57, archived)

i do what i can...
from here in the colonies
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

beat Villa and I think you're safe
Hull will lose to Man U, finish on 35 and get relegated
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

yes but...
won't man u be playing their gimps and pimply-faced teenagers because they've clinched?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

knowing Ferguson's ego and dislike of the scousers, he'll want a more impressive margin of victory
edit: my prediciton for the drop:

		Points	        Games
Portsmouth      42		H Sunderland 2-0, A Wigan 1-1
Newcastle 	37		A Aston Villa 2-1
Sunderland 	36		A Portsmouth 2-0, H Chelsea 0-3
------------------------------------
Hull 		35		H Man U 0-2
M'brough 	33		A West Ham 1-1
West Brom 	31R

edit: fixed
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

ferguson wants to punish shearer
for not signing years ago. he'll play shit
edit : i like your edit :D
(JoePesky, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:23, archived)

I ballsed it up, the points are wrong there!

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:31, archived)

but newcastle are still up :D
we need some dodgy luck
(JoePesky, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:33, archived)

If you beat Hull, a point will keep us up.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 4:24, archived)

You've given Sunderland and Pompey 3 points each from their matchup?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 4:31, archived)

it's late and my brain hurts
I reckon Sunderland will get no more points this season, beat Villa and your lot can finish above them to rescue some pride
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

I step away for a few minutes
and then you plebs start talking about f'ball!

That makes the internet cry
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Darklord, Mon 18 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

Im going to bed now.
Night!
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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

pity reply

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

old joke
I said it about 40 times before it actually happened a few nights back.
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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

don't forget to take a
midnight snack
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

Nyom nyom!

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

hello
aAAAaaaAAAaaA_AaaAaAaaa^aaaaAaaAaaaaaarrRrrR^rrRrRRR^RrrrdvAaAAaaaaA_aaaaAaa^aaaaaAAAaaaAaaAaaAARRRR^RrrRrRrRrRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:24, archived)

Hello.
:D
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:25, archived)

I'm building a highly offensive Flash game
it'll either be utterly brilliant or mildly shit

or I might get bored halfway through and do something else
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

Well then I'm waiting on the edge of my seat
but only up to the point where you stop doing it, and then I'm like, totally on my seat.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

it may be slightly anti-semitic
in a good way
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

You mean there's a bad way?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

I didn't think that one through did I?
edit: concept art

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

Based on your concept art, I think this may be the best game ever made by anyone.
Or, it may be shit. But have nice art.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

I think I may have slightly understated the anti-semitic aspect
the game plan is, you're trapped in a synagogue full of zombie jews

and you have to fight them off with a piece of ham

while they fire Star of Davids at you
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

That's not all that anti-semitic, really.
I mean, they're zombies, so they need to die anyway. It's not like you're committing genocide. I'm sure it'll be wonderfully PC.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:13, archived)

post a link
when you're done. the world deserves this game.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

Well Wormulus will love it.
He has the jOY of all things yiddish.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:07, archived)

I keep forgetting about him
I usually put him on ignore on monday night with the intention of unblocking him on wednesday

then I forget for a few weeks until I check
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 3:11, archived)

Good night, sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
If they do squeeze them tight.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

Or sleep with a hermaphrodite.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:25, archived)

Or send them to their deaths in a storm on a kite.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:26, archived)

or
brush your teeth with blood let in a knife fight.
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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 18 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

erm... you know they say as you get older all the "pop" music seems to sound the same?
well, I have just had a quick listen to some of this years new dance tracks and quite frankly they all sound like that Citroen advert (the one with the transformers car that goes ice skating)with the exception of Paul Van dykes "for an angel 09" that sounds just like "for an angel" methinks I shall queue for my pension now.
What's your favourite album of all time?

me = Telekon Gary Numan.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Now That's What I Call Music 43

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:00, archived)

I have the entire collection
from no 1 in 1983 to now.

this is something I don't usually admit but meh.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:03, archived)

There's far too many good ones among my "favourites" for me to pick one above the rest.
But among my all-time favourites, for very different reasons, are: Klaus Schulze, Irrlicht; This Heat, This Heat; Nurse With Wound, Soliloquy for Lilith; Zoviet France, Mohnomishe and Egg, The Polite Force.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

I too have many favouriites, but I insist you pick one.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

Oh, all right then.
"This Heat", for its sheer stubborn eclecticism.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

I never understood the adoration they got....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCtecNPQ2zw

I rest my case
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:07, archived)

Mainly because of the first, self-titled album.
It was such a rough, strange collection, and ran the whole gamut from quiet, creepy barely-music that had obviously been recorded at 3am in a dismal tenement ("Music Like Escaping Gas") to complex hi-tech proto-jungle masterpieces that startle even today ("24 Track Loop").

After the subsequent maxi-single ("Health and Efficiency") and their signing to Rough Trade, things went downhill rapidly - that gig is from their twilight.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

I suppose it was an unfair clip to use, but seriously those guys must have been so off thier faces
they were in another dimension to the rest of us. But, I will give you the 1st album as it was indeed strange, and I like strange :-)
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:17, archived)

first thing that came to mind was different class by pulp so i'm going to say that

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

my first choice was "The Golden age of wireless" by Thomas dolby
but I changed my mind and stuck with Numan as it really was the first album I wore out and had to buy a 2nd copy.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

The first album I did that with was
The Beta Band - Three EPs

I love that album I do.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

I can't pick favourites in music, it's just not possible

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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

but you must
I insist.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

I can say what my favourite at this current moment is, based on last fm info
it seems to be Korpiklaani - Korven Kuningas
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Shada, Mon 18 May 2009, 2:15, archived)

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