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I am marking first year undergraduate papers
so whats the stupidest thing you've ever read?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
youtube comments

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
seriously
first comment on the first featured video (something about asthma by the NHS)

"IMO, these videos are really targeting the public. It is not medically enough for medics"
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
haha
this is a good and sensible response
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
Very sensible.
I will be using it in my Ecology and Evolution of Human Health and Sickness exam this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
Yeah, YouTube comments
And blog comments
(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
people on the internet, essentially

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
yeah

(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
FIRST!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
Oh yes, another stellar entry
Especially when it's comment #27
(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
TWENTYEIGHTH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
:-D

(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6150903
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
The questions set for essays when I had a brief dalliance with an arts degree.
I saw sense and promptly changed to a BSc.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
too many to mention. Usually UG stuff, yes.
Don't mark them. Just throw them down a flight of stairs and grade them according to what step they land on. Given they are 1st years it'll make fuck all difference in the long run anyway.

What subject?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
I just want to point out that
paracetamol is not a flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
Yahoo answers posts.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgwoEEM8fhdVRC7rpBZIgf3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080606141937AAYQGxG
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
this too

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
Oh yes, good one.
Both questions and answers give me the shakes with their stupidity.
(Bob the Scutter, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
/Talk
LOL

Have Your Say is up there along with various Facebook groups (Baby P, Jade, the ones about how great it is being British that are DEFINITELY NOT racist).
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
the cream of the crop make it to 'speak you're branes'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
ME.
I submitted to Speak You'RE Branes
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
Don't take the piss out of Jade, Baby P, etc.
They are wiv da angles now.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
ALLWAYS IN ARE HARTS LITTLE MAN
x x
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
A alliterative poem in the anglo-saxon style that I wrote when I was fifteen
Grim times
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
EEEEMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEEMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
One day I'll find that photo of me and my cousin
All goffed up in about 1982/3, posing with a big fuck off sword, eyeliner aplenty, in a Death Cult t-shirt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:44, archived)
Damn right
I bet there was pernod and black involved
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
This needs to be shown to the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
Destroyed a good time ago

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
Sad times.
It might have made the internet better for all concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
Just make up some shite with the first three words of each line starting with the same letter

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
My own first year undergraduate essays.
I've just been to M&S and got a free tea towel, mug, necklace, sweets and ginger beer in celebration of their 125th anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
are they doing that everywhere?
I might goto m+s - I need new things.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
Yeah in all their stores.
But it's first come first served - at mine they were out of most things an hour after opening. It's on today, tomorrow and Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:56, archived)
Apart from political stuff, the dumbest writings I've ever encountered have been written by television commissioning editors.
They make you lot look like Nobel prize winners.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:52, archived)
I tried to write a book when I was 22
It was clearly the most stupidest piece of writing ever put to paper. My lord I was a melodramatic shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:53, archived)
'most stupidest' is not the most cleverest thing you've ever written

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
It probably is
I have not the grammar good.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
We now know who's to blame for AIDS
it's the greeks
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8056299.stm

Who do you blame for something?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
JMG for EVERYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
he RUINS my INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
The map look like a massive aidsy dad's army

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
They do like it up them, Mr Mainwaring.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
*hysterical laughing - including squealing from one old dear with dementia*

(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
"Your name vill also go on ze list of people with AIDS. Vot is it?"
"Don't share needles with him Pike!"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
who do you think you are kidding?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
this image made me do a mini-rofl
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45796000/jpg/_45796614_c-baby.jpg

what exactly are they looking for?!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
the on switch

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
haha
"restore factory settings"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
defragment

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
Supermatt

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
GMJ

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
Gin Master Jodie?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Gay Mother Junkie

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
Goodness! My Jumper!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
Ginola's Magical Jaguar?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
Girlfiend Monged Jizz

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
Grab My Junk!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
Goose Manglin' Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
that is pretty much any EC cuntry
blame? me always me
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
"adapted from the researchers original map" ?
according to that, by implication all the HIV in the UK came from Serbia.

Right.

I claim journalistic bullshit. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
Most reporting of science stories in the media annoys me.
Generally it is because the journalists don't understand what they are writing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
In this case, I'm more concerned about the fact the article doesn't actually exist.
The chap concerned has done some HIV spread research in the late 90's and 2005 but nothing since.

Unless he's released details to the press prior to publication. In which case he's got no fucking place as a scientist as clearly all he gives a shit about is media attention. If that's true I hope they pull the article.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
Having had a quick search of the articles I have available
I can't find anything recent he has done. It might be a pre-publication release but if that is the case I would be even more dubious. Is he releasing the information before it gets rubbished in peer review?

Either way, bad science.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
actually
given I'm guessing you've got the same sort of resources I have (PubMed, SciDirect, Athens?) I just use Google Scholar, it's better than all of them ;) (only for finding abstracts mind, obviously you can't access a lot of the papers without Athens etc)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
Yep, PubMed, SciDirect, Elsevier, JSTOR.
All the usual suspects.

I use Google scholar for abstract searches to find general papers about what i'm writing about, then have to log in through the library portal to get full access.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
Also, there's no such article in Retrovirology. Interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
This is the problem with arts graduates writing about science

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
that one actually has a source reference on the picture though
suggesting that it really will be in that journal at some point. If the author has released it prior to publication, he's an arse and he'll have infringed the journal copyright. If the journal has, they are guilty of a serious breach in the principles of peer-reviewed publications. Because we can't look at the actual original paper and see what the "truth" is.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
i blame the condom from breaking
.
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
This day's getting off to a good start
Someone checked in on my office area just after I let go of a rather epic fart.

Looking for ways I can improve awrkwardness by lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:11, archived)
You should have said
"Ooh, sew a button on that one, missus!"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
or
Fuck me, take big breaths, it will go quicker. Jeez I think there may be a brussel sprout on the end of that one! Then do an offline LOL!11
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:43, archived)
Or
"Fuck me! That's a meal in itself"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
An air banquet.
As opposed to an air buffet or an air biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
Make things more or less akward?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
Either/or

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
Why not send an email to the person
apologising for the fart smell, and suggesting he fart in your vicinity.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
farts, eh? brilliant.

you could weep uncontrollably for 3 hours. that'd be pretty awkward to be around
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
make it even worse by following people round crying,
preferably someone you haven't spoken to before.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:21, archived)
jump on someone's back and cry in their hair

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:26, archived)
Touch up your boss
and then pretend nothing happened
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
stapler up the arse
no compromise
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 9:38, archived)
I dunno, leave some child porn out on the photocopier maybe

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
make 200 copies,
then put them back into the copier. So the next person who makes a copy gets porn on the back.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Cut off your hand and leave it on the boss' desk
With a note saying 'I love you Grandma'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:22, archived)
Have a really load pretend phone conversation something on the lines of
"OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD? FUCKING HELL WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?? THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!"
Calmly place the phone back and carry on like nothing has happened, if anyone asks what that was all about have a go at them for listening to private conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:27, archived)
"have you got the test results... what... terminal??"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
Then tell your boss you won't be entering the secret Santa this year

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
I'm doing this
when I get a job.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:30, archived)
Buy yourself
a Honda Accord.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:35, archived)
That's the spirit
Honda justice for all
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
do another one
then look him/her in the eyes and say "okay, your turn"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
"your move creep"

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
a poo on the table usually
esculates the stakes
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
your office
is it really YOUR OFFICE?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
it's his cubicle

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
only cos he paid for the 'walls'

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
and covered them in carpet samples from allied

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
Work area
Not a cubicle. I'm stealing Internet on my iPod
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 10:27, archived)
you don't even work there, do you?
you just pretend to so people will respect you
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
bloody google cameracar has just come down my road
all i saw was the tips of the cameras over my hedge.

it's gone down a dead end, so it'll need to come back in a minute, what shall i do?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:54, archived)
Miss it whilst you;re telling the internet about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:55, archived)
Bravo.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
Quick! Throw on a Viking helmet and pillage the neighbours
cos they will all be distracted looking at the car.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
write a sign saying HELLO B3TA..COM
And add some Magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
this!!!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
I flicked the vees at it when I was sat waiting for the missus to come out of the public pissers in Bowness
It' still not up yet.

:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:57, archived)
When I'm Prime Minister
all public toilets will be renamed "Public Pissers"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
Too late.
I call them that already.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
drag the driver out of his car and shoe him to within an inch of his life
then steal the car, drive off and burn it out in a field
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
WINNAR^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
Throw yourself in front of it
for the good of some cause or other which I haven't thought of yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
save the walruses

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
i saw it in portsmouth yesterday
i gave it a cheery wave
the driver waved back
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
Correct attitude ^

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
One lived in the flats next to me
then there was some drama, and he stopped.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
Don't care.
I have captain constantinanecomments sitting opposite me and it is causing me serious amounts of PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
REAL LIFE /TALK!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
Pretty much :(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
haha, what a flamboyant insult!
also:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6160402
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
I thought that said constantistanbulnotconstantinople

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
Run alongside it
So people scrolling down the road will seen you as a Zoetrope animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:06, archived)
Pop down to the butcher's and see if he's got a pig's head
then wear it over your own head and stand on the street corner. See if the Google blurring algorithm picks up pig faces as well as people.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
There is no algorithm
a gnome vets all the photos and sponges the faces out.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
he could test that with his own face!
ha ha ha, it's funny because he's unpleasant to look at
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:10, archived)
Which Black Grape song contains the lyric "Jesus was a black man, jesus was batman? No! That was Bruce Wayne"
Also, I've been revising for about an hour, do you think I can watch House now?

I'd feel guilty for posting basically about myself, but it beats a description of poo in my mind. Still, feel free to validate your existence by posting something similarly narcissistic in response.

Edit: Oh, alternatively, do you like Radio 6?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:26, archived)
kelly's heroes
I love six music. I've not been listening to breakfast though cos its danny wallace and i can't stand him
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:28, archived)
I've had it on while revising all morning, it's a lovely mixture, isn't it?
I've not grown to hate Wallace yet, but I think it could go that way before long, he's not that funny. Where's the regular bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
He's on his honeymoon.
I've had to retune to Absolute radio as Wogan and Moyles are both away too.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
Moyles? I'd rather stick pins in my bell end.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
I used to quite like him..
...but his LOLOLOLTHEPOLESAREALLPROTITUTES twattery last year just seemed a little too much like some of the prats you used to get on here posting 'hilarously non-PC' stuff for comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
Is Absolute what Virgin used to be?
I heard that they were nominated for 8 Sony awards last week, they must be doing something right.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
Son I'm 30
I only went with your mother cos she's dirty.

Yes. It's the best thing on digital radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:31, archived)
6 music all the way
Adam and Joe are particularly good on a Saturday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:35, archived)
I loved that Apprentice song wars

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
That was really good.
Joe should have won though!

I was lucky enough to be part of Elite Black Squadron and go to the recording of the show in Camden a few weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
Kelly's Heroes.
It's Great When You're Straight Yeah is a fantastic album.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:39, archived)
That'll be the one we had on in the car!
I think I'll nick it when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:41, archived)
ffs
it's big black you should be listening to
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 8:37, archived)
I listen to the same 3 songs on my winamp on continuous repeat
Linkin Park - Papercut
My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade
Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:38, archived)
I like your thinking.
When are you planning your murderous rampage?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:40, archived)
Also
did you think that I'd leave you crying when there's room on your rampage for two?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:42, archived)
*climbs up*

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
I give it about 2 hours before the rage will be uncontainable.
I think I would crack listening to those tunes over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
There's a radio 6?
mine only goes up to 4
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:43, archived)
There is BBC radio 7 too

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:44, archived)
What is the world coming to?

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:47, archived)
Going to need a longer radio.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:48, archived)
Morning poo.
Overly nutty and difficult to pass.

Unusually tarry and leaving a lingering odour neccesitating leaving the fan on in the bathroom.

2/10
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
I've got chilli plants on the bog window sill cleaning the air in there.
Ironic horticulture is my new thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
Are you planting venus fly traps next to beehives?

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
That sounds like the first step on a career of killing homosexuals with hammers Dahmer style.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:25, archived)
Fascinating.

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Once I had a shit and it was a gas
Soon turned out it was hard to pass
Seemed like the real thing, but wasn't long
Turn on the fan, a smelly pong
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
Seeing as its Baldmonkeys birthday, i'd like to have a fond rememberance of his past escapades
I for one especially enjoyed his , now sadly ceased, weekly newsletters.

Favourite Baldmonkey moments?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
B3tan impressions

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
I saw him once trying to score with Jenpots

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:19, archived)
How many fingers did he manage before he was beaten off?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:19, archived)
Elbows deep

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
Him sniffing my friend Jess's hair at the christmas bash, 3 years ago.
She enjoyed the attention!
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
And did he manage to take her home?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
I don't remember her coming home with me, actually.
Fucking hell! There'll be facebook drama now.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:23, archived)
The one where he took apart a washing machine.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
That was pretty good, didn't he write his wife's name or something in the parts?

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:22, archived)
I liked that. And the I wanna be sedated Maddie video.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:24, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:27, archived)
aha, also my favourite
seing the word 'baldmonkey' written in washing machine parts. great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
Fuck Baldmonkey's birthday, I'm going for a morning poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:59, archived)
I shall go for one in a moment
I had horrid horrid dreams last night and I can't make them get out of my head :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:02, archived)
If you are experiencing nightmares a 'lucid dreaming' approach, where you take control may be in order.
Go to be visualising a Honda Accord Of Justice, driving away the bad dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:03, archived)
Good thinking, I might put JMG at the wheel

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:05, archived)
*hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
Thanks spangers x x

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:12, archived)
I bet they were sexy dreams but your catholic guilt makes you want to cut your hands off.
Edit/ this of course was meant for Sp@m. I am, however, mostly still asleep.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
I'm not a catholic you mong
I am church of England.

Edit: I knew it was meant for me, I know you presumed I was Catholic because you knew my mum was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
Same thing
And your mum looks like a nun. Damning evidence.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
C of E is only watered down Catolicism with tea and cucumber sarnies replacing guilt and child rape anyway.
/History student
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
I'd like to hear more of Spangolin's sexy dreams.
For Baldmonkey's birthday, I think it would onlybe fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
I'll think up some yiffy ones just for you

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:16, archived)
Boo.
I haven't had a horrible dream in a while. They're really awful though. *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
Thanks love

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:17, archived)
I fugging hate it when that happens
*cudduls*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)
I'll endeavour to evacuate once the coffee has reached the turding grounds
Good morning, people and spastics.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:07, archived)
Morning
I've always wondered if it was just me who caffeine triggered to poo muscle for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
To be honest, I think it might just be a gravity thing.
Time up from bed + time taken to brew and drink coffee = Same amount of time it takes for the shite to drop to the bomb doors.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:12, archived)
I'm not so sure about that
If i don't have tea or coffee first thing, I won't need to go until I've had a cuppa later.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
Poo freek!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
Cigarette and a cuppa used to do it for me,
I'm glad we're having this frank discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
It took the amount of time to get toast just ready for buttering to make the curry shit scream for release when I lived at my mum's
Subsequently I only ever had cold toast on a Sunday as buttering time was spent on the bog with my anus retching napalm out in dribbles.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:18, archived)
Are you posting this from the toilet? :((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
Are poo threads the new food threads?
I'm not participating till later.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:19, archived)
Happy birthday to me and other bon hommy.
*goes to work*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:56, archived)
GO PISS UP A ROPE

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmB-8onoMo
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:07, archived)
Happy Birthday baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:02, archived)
Happy birthday
I got you a Boots voucher and a Fireman Sam DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:04, archived)
I got him 10% off at La Senza and part one of season one of Star Trek Voyager.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:06, archived)
On VHS I hope.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:07, archived)
Laser disk

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:09, archived)
NOT AS GOOD AS MY BIRTHDAY

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
Yes, but you arent 40 today

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
Happy birthday you lovely mess!
I hope you get cake at work.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:08, archived)
Hafty bafty.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:08, archived)
Yeah whatever
happy birthday you shit
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:14, archived)
Happy birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:15, archived)
Mumbles
/drinks more pear vodka

Hic
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:27, archived)
This is the best lie so far
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post425793
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:32, archived)
This is a contender.
b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post425698
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:46, archived)
I actually think there's been more lying on this one than the last sex-related one.
I'm not sure what this says really.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:50, archived)
the fact that you check
makes me sad
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 7:53, archived)
*picard here*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:54, archived)
That QOTW are social failures?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:55, archived)
I'm not sure who they're trying to impress though by lying about being bullied.
I can see the logic in the sex lies, but this?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:59, archived)
If girls think that they overcame bullies, it will surely make them sexier.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:05, archived)
Yay, in 4 hours time, 33% of my 1st year will be over :D

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:38, archived)
Nobody cares,
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:39, archived)
[insert ym joke here]

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:41, archived)
Posting a new thread here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:40, archived)
Sukmabaws

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:49, archived)
pantyhose

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 5:54, archived)
SHITSTAINED GRANNYPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:09, archived)
TIGER FELCH STAINED /BOARD PANTS

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:11, archived)
yeah it's been quite a night.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:40, archived)
posting a fail here
b3ta.com/talk/6089087
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:16, archived)
and another
www.b3ta.com/talk/4702535
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:19, archived)
holdups

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 6:23, archived)
Why
what was wrong with the last one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 7:04, archived)
So I hear Riverghost fucks animals?
What would you do if you saw a man raping an ocelot at the zoo?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
Draw a picture
run home and post it on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
Le Chaud Lapin et le Chat en Plein Air
Should be the title.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
Ceci n'est pas une ocelot

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:57, archived)
That's what he'd have to explain to the police.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
Take a picture

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

img404.imageshack.us/img404/3594/jmgsfault6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/captain_tink/JMGsfault-furries.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:01, archived)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:23, archived)
It's less amusing the 6th time

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
Are you going to repeatedly point out when JMG repeats himself?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

img196.imageshack.us/img196/8176/illcommentonthatjmgrema.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:23, archived)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1242787293/geordiemoonlanding.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
I'm no doubt doing something related to dole, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
you should really post some more photos of yourself online
for ROFL purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:49, archived)
I'm going to attend b4shes.
It's like a photoshoot for fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 3:55, archived)
JMG, the angsty sweat produced if you showed up at a b4sh would be at toxic levels.
All those Internet Hard Men, tormented at not really being able to do anything in person. Those fatties, wanting to attack you, but prevented from doing so by sheer weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:10, archived)
I can only imagine we'd get back on here the following Monday, and they'd have a RIGHT good ruddy go at me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:12, archived)
Not to mention the whole host of new "facts" that might appear.
They'd probably try and get a sneaky cock-shot if you dared to enter the men's room. Terrible attempted bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:16, archived)
MOOHALAARASSMENT!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 4:19, archived)
He'll shave you as you sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:24, archived)
those ocelots are fucking prickteases, they act like they really want it then they start crying rape
the cunts

I'm never getting involved with another ocelot
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:56, archived)
I had the same problem with owls
Eye-contact maintaning SLUTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
oh wait, I get it now
he said "your want" but he meant "your wont" but he actually should have meant "your ilk" because ilk doesn't mean wont

and he has sex with animals
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
On the plus side, I am now a DJ!
A real man said so!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
he's got an IQ of 164 and you're pathitic

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:06, archived)
Am I pathitic too?
I don't know what my IQ is, but I could make up a high number if you like.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:15, archived)
If 164 is the highest number you can make up
then I'm guessing your IQ is lower than that.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:22, archived)
I can make up three hundred thousand million billion trillion squillion gajillion quillion and one.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:28, archived)
L@@K! I'm helping!
b3ta.com/board/9458073
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:37, archived)
4chan is coming...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79083
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:41, archived)
My only wish is that my posts might bring some joy to the little children.
They are ever in my thoughts.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
You learn something new every day
Today I learned that riverghost rapes animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:45, archived)
I hear he sometimes lets them rape him too
he's just MAD for animal cock
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
"You fuck ONE goat..."

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 20 May 2009, 4:05, archived)
I feel a little bit sad because I'm not very good at making funny pictures.
You're all on here rather than /board, so you're probably shit at it, too.

What creative talents do we, the good netizens of b3ta.com/talk have to offer the world?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:46, archived)
i know a horse that can shit diamonds

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:48, archived)
I'm excellent at all b3ta.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
and never let anyone tell you otherwise

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
This sounds like a 'padded cell' scenario.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
I'm more wary of padded b3tans.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 2:49, archived)
This is starting to sound like Autism

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:51, archived)
I wish I could draw pictures of cats with tits.
It would allow me to comment on other people's pictures of cats with tits.

Nothing else, mind you. I'd only be qualified to comment on pictures of cats with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
i think riverghost has me on ignore now
now how will i tell him he's wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
I'll tell him for you.
Type your reply, and I'll tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
it was my reply to this http://www.b3ta.com/board/9457928 that didn't get any attention from him

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
yesss
this will surely make me the internet big man
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:01, archived)
Check it!
www.b3ta.com/board/9458050
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
He's a bit confused
by confused I mean shit in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
I hope he hasn't ignored me.
He seems like a nice enough chap - we might not always see eye to eye, but the world would be a dull place indeed if we were all the same. I'm sure that if he and I were to meet in happier circumstances we'd get along just fine, laugh at one another's jokes, buy each other drinks, take each other home to meet our respective families and happily let me borrow his car because mine was impounded and also I had no insurance or driver's license and I was drunk but at least they still have one leg that's good enough for anyone isn't it.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
and you don't have to worry about him sleeping with your wife, just make sure to keep an eye on your pets when he's around

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
Because he fucks animals, right?

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
That's the joke, isn't it?
He's into bestiality. I have to keep an eye on my pets because if I'm not careful he'd violate them with his penis.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
Riverghost rapes house pets.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
Yes
Riverghost rapes house pets. Probably interferes with wildlife too, dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
Hold on, there.
Are you telling me that Riverghost rapes animals?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
Dunno
done a bit of research, you know, asked around and that...turns out, right, that Riverghost rapes animals, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
supermatt is a child rapist?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
Shit, we're seriously opening ourselves up to libel cases here, you know.
Or at least we are if all this isn't true. Which it probably is.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
Hmmmm
I'm not sure if we can tell if Riverghost fucks animals unless we fuck some too. Or maybe we just can't comment on the undeniable, cast iron, bolted on fact that Riverghost fucks animals. I'm so confused.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
I think that as long as we can show we had genuine reason to believe that riverghost fucks animals,
and stated that riverghost fucks animals in good faith, we're in the clear.

And while my source might not have explicitly stated that riverghost fucks animals, I think it's easy to see how the conclusion that riverghost fucks animals could be drawn from it.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
I am clickin' all dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
Thanks for putting my mind at ease
I feel pretty confident now. Riverghost fucks animals. Riverghost fucks animals. There, it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
What?
Fucks animals you say? What a terrible thing to do! Fucking animals is illegal!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
You know,
I sort of do hope he has me on ignore now. If he were to see all this, I'm not sure riverghost would want to be my friend any more.

Still, who wants to be friends with an animal fucker?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
Yes.
I think it is fair to say that Riverghost is in fact an animal rapist. He no doubt spends his evenings plotting new ways to interfere with furry creatures. Riverghost should be ashamed of himself. Those poor defenceless animals have no way to fend off his forced sexual antics.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
I can't be bothered to try and make the allegation that riverghost fucks animals turn up in Google search results.
Suffice to say that if I were willing to make that effort, riverghost would never live down the fact that he fucks animals.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
Forum banter
great times
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:46, archived)
Yeah, you're right.
We have more or less run this joke into the ground now. Probably time for a new thread or something.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:49, archived)
Hah, he's even got a hit counter in his profile.
I shall have to add it to the pasanonic counter auto-raper.

b3ta.belm.co.uk/fiddle
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 May 2009, 6:46, archived)
I believe that's what we're getting at here.
Riverghost has been known to personally invade the private spaces of domesticated animals. And by private spaces, I mean rectums. And by personally invade, I mean repeatedly and violently force himself inside. Force his erect cock inside, that is.

So I hear, anyway.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
I moved away from /board when it became overrun by rule-obsessed schoolboys and furries.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
I pretty much just use the internet to rip the piss out of b3tans

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:50, archived)
Well young Gilgamesh,
that's a creative talent too.

Ripping the piss out of b3tans plays an important role in modern society, and the world would surely be a poorer place without people to do that job.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
I write
Visuals are not my strength

And I don't have to time to read the QOTWs
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
Plus everyone knows that QoTW make everything up and are fat, smelly liars.
Here on /talk we pride ourselves on our sincerity, lean, toned bodies and excellent personal hygiene.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
I done a poo

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
totally smoking a cigarette right here

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:52, archived)
I'm literally going to take my dog outside so he can shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:53, archived)
I'm only metaphorically taking my dog for a walk.
Is this ok? I would hate to form an opinion of something before I experienced it first hand.
no offence, great banter
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
Oh man,
I totally want to smoke a cigarette. Smoking is awesome. I only started smoking to see if I could give up again, but once I tried it I realised that it's really enjoyable as well as all that stuff about cancer and losers calling you disgusting.

I didn't really have any pressing need to stop, but now that I have I'd be letting myself down if I walked the two minutes to the convenient 24-hour Co-op and bought a pack of awesome, cool-making fags.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
I JUST DID THAT
Now I'm going to do it again. Fucking hell. We need a secret handshake or something.

*something about That Smoking Ban*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:44, archived)
i can pour a pint of guinness with a smiley face in it

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:04, archived)
I've glassed people for less

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
i have other talents
but i don't think anbody here would be interested in them
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
I've done that several times
It was pure luck as I'm shit at it, but it averaged an extra 50p tip each time. This is good, especially when I do it 12 times and get two bottles of wine flavoured lighter fluid from ASDA on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:53, archived)
I can appraise art.
I will officially have a qualification in this in a month's time.

Perhaps I should take up the post as the official art critic of /board.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
You should. If you let them know you're a girl, they'll thank you for letting them know you think their work is shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
No, I'm afraid you need more than that.
Unless you are able to create art of a higher or equally high standard, you may not judge the work of others.

Who judges whose art is good enough to let them judge how good art is, I don't know. I suppose we need criticism critics, who let people know whether their criticism is of adequate quality to allow them to be critical of other critics on their ability to criticise artists who aspire to make criticisms of art.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
Or, you can be 6 foot 4 or taller, aged 34, and ALL MAN.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
As someone who is shorter than that, less old than that,
and probably not 100% completely MAN, I don't feel qualified to comment.

But at least I'm young, pretty, and my feet don't stick out the end of my bed.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
He's smarter, taller and older than me
I think the technical term for that is a fascist.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
Hahaha.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
I can do meta-art criticism.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:38, archived)
I'm a musician
+10 sexpoints.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:43, archived)
The pink oboe
or the skin flute?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:47, archived)
Jam Master Genocide.
Who goes first?
Asides JMG and other LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
juggle my gonads

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
Jam Mistress Geordie.
lolyoureagirllol.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
When I went on /board as Jam Mistress Geordie you'll not believe the praise I got for pictures I was told were shit months previous.
There's something to be learned, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
That you should get a sex change?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
You'd only end up fancying me, then doubling your hatred of me when I start dating well respected womaniser, Moohalaa.
Then telling the internet you never really cared for me anyway. In caps.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
You're probably right.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
Spoilt, useless rich kids.
Hmm, it looks like my screen is both at arm's length and much further away at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
Oh look, it's JMG.
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
Indeed.
Internet salvation.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
And now, Aardvark!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Hello, Mr Trouser!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
Them lot
look at them. Makes me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
Agreed.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
Oh look
www.b3ta.com/board/9457816
:(
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
Do you know the whole internet is watching this?
They see every stupid thing you say
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:23, archived)
Yes.
Go and play with matches little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
they're just here for a glance of moob

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
that's what you think
i've got my tinfoil hat on, so they can't see me
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
The internet is for paedos.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
depends what subscription package you get from your ISP
i've only got the free one, which is mainly natural history websites and sky news.
how much does the paedo package cost?
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
It's only £12 extra a month.
It's a fantastic offer. You get to see all of that furry nonce's pictures, from down there ↓.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
which furry nonce?
'down there' gives me too many options
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
it's you now, the arrow is pointing at you

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
smathels.
It was universally decided that he's a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
i missed that vote
i don't think he's a nonce, but i know for certain that JJ is.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
JJ's a massive fucking nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
he's the most adapt noncer

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
you can just offer to show the technician some puppies in your shed

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
:( I have the basic package because I only offered him a bit of my sherbert fountain.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
I've got a balaclava on.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
take me now

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:30, archived)
Not on your nelly.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
I'm wearing only baklava

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
take me now

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
Guess I should come in and say something stupid, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
it's what you're best at

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:35, archived)
For top marks, try and make it completely incoherent.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
Hello b3ta you special makes me of two times whoops bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
Once on Friday and a cheese and ham bake for the Sega Mega Drive.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
What codswallop
most of the internet is frantically cut and pasting old dissertations in a last ditch effort to make their parents proud.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
The internet doesn't care about this pedantic grumpy little corner of itself
They ignore us because we are inconsequential and they don't want to know what we had for our dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
I had liver and onions since you ask.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:38, archived)
Pig's liver or lamb's liver?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
Beef!
Cheapest and tastiest.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
Polar Bear!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
I don't say stupid things
Not here anyway. I've just finished my 57th hour of overtime this month and I'm going to spend the spoils on fripperies.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
hello there i'm a newbag to b3ta.
plz don't reaps me :( ...lol

well actually i'm a bit of a jack of all trades. I like my anime and i don't mind anthro. Working on bits a music i do, pictures and a few crappy shopped images. Every now and again i'll draw something, so I thought i'd post things up just for you guys, kinda like JJ, though not so commercially adapt as JJ.

Yaaa!!! intros are fun!
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
Don't just promise,
post a picture you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

you of your
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
This will go well!
www.fukung.net/v/15102/7e7375179c5e6fc96b699a402a7a3d01.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
We like it when people use good grammars and spellings.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
I'm very sorry for what is about to happen to you.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
Nothing bad's going to happen.
It's good banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
Nobody has said no offence.
What if he is taking offence? Right now?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
I HOPE HE IS. THE FUCKING CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
You have taken this forum banter too far.
I blame you for his lack of replies. You, and probably JMG in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
It's not banter.
I hate him after only one post.

I hope his family dies and he's left alone and develops ARSE CANCER.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
Well, he DID use lol in an unironic fashion.
I suppose the crime fits the punishment, in this case.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

media.fukung.net/images/14692/1236625960005.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
I don't know what furries used to do before the internet.
And I'm not sure that I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
Facilitated the transition of AIDS
from monkey to man.
Bless em.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
He could let us know, but it appears we have scared this one away already.
It's AB's fault - he called him a nonce. Everyone else was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
Having had a look at his pictures,
I too would conclude that he is so totally a child rapist.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
Anime?
You fucking nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
The "anthro" stuff he's on about is basically FURRYISM.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
JJ = Jolly Jack = Naked animal drawing fairy boy

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
One day a real rain will come...

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
*Picard here*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
I don't understand the reference.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
I didn't get it either.
And I'm very intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
No, I'm not quite that shit.
I've never seen Taxi Driver though, chastise me if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
Imagine Jews, and gas.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
as I understand it, the noob is going to post badly drawn pictures of weasels fucking

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
OH FUCKING HELL
b3ta.com/board/9457733
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
Not only is it "anthro", but it's
Communist anthro.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
it's like Killerkitti tried to draw Pepe le Pew

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
Oh for crying out loud

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
don't try telling me you've never squeezed one off over a picture of a skunk before

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
Look
they've changed the locks and had some sort of petty restraining order put on me. As far as I'm concerned it's ancient history.
Stripey cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:29, archived)
No-one cares.
YEH BT U C4RE ENUFF TO REPLY LOL! etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
I care.
I want our fucking picture, just like the cunt promised.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
Hello.

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
Don't encourage the fuckers.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
I wish they'd all fuck off to FurryChan.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
Hello new person
welcome to /talk. Please note, pictures are for GayBoard, intelligent conversations are for /talk.

NOW show us your tits/winky.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
sure....ok then, id just thought id say either way
but no im not gonna show you my tits
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:09, archived)
I have no opinion about these matters
but I'd probably like you to fuck off, just by default
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
I second the opinion of popular internet user Gilg A. Mesh.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
Noit.

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
I don't know what Anthro is.
I don't know who JJ is.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
that's exactly what the real JJ would say
it's obviously you
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
Way to try and turn it around on me, JJ.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
ah, the old double bluff..
nice try, JJ
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
An anagram of 'scott' is 'JJ'.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
Harold Bishop had an illegitimate son named Julian Joseph...

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
Fuck, you've got me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:14, archived)
sorry don't know JJ

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
tell me about JJ
i want more JJ
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
What the fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
Ooof.
This is going to be a baptism of fire, acid and a golden shower from Gilgamesh.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
That was slow, even for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:06, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
just kidding

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
but really, fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/bestsquirrelshot.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
It's funny because the idea of a squirrel complaining about anthropomorphism
is itself anthropomorphising.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
0.0
I can see i made a good impression, just like rick moranis would...never mind
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
Oh /talk enjoy being horrible to everyone
Don't take it personally.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
Fuck off you stupid cow.
We're lovely.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
Hello Dave
I understand you're looking more and more like a young GMOS every day. I approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
Hello, hello.
So people tell me, but personally I think I'm far prettier than he ever was. Similarities in hairstyle are mostly coincidental.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
He's a furry.
It should be taken personally.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
Fuck off
you liar.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
never would have guessed
.
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:24, archived)
4chan is where you should go.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
Ugh...Hell No
.
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
is rick moranis JJ?

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:19, archived)
Kinda

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
JMG etc.
Football.
I'm holding court on a popular Aston Villa forum.

Needless to say. I think I've quite possibly turned Sunday in to a bloodbath.


Fill me in on current fat woe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
This is a child doing an interpretive dance.
The dance is showing how an Internet Tubby tries to make some kind of impact on JMG with what they hope will be a massive insult. However, nothing ever goes to plan for our lardy companions.

media.fukung.net/images/15636/a5f383b6f2a1e4e571ea281353533279.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
hahahaha
Well done that child.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
Even the dog's wondering what the fuck he's doing.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
The dog represents lurkers, watching the whole sorry affair unfold.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
they're arguing about which is their favourite computer game character, down there

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Sometimes I'd like you people to genuinely hear the slap as my head goes in to my hands.
Bald etc.
But still. I really wish I could be given sole vocal rights on here.

I could just shout instead of having the type all this out.
It'd really streamline abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
If you kill Chris Moyles I'm sure you can have his radio time.
I can't imagine anyone would object.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
Chris Moyles you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjQws4ZYxZA
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
Dan brown giving bad news, excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
Aston Villa winning usually makes my brother happy which in turn makes me happy.
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Well I'm hoping it's a terrible Sunday over there.
Equally, no offence. But this is very important.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
He's been to two funerals in a week.
Have a heart, he needs some good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:34, archived)
Hull will not beat Man U
Sunderland will not get a point
Newcastle will not get a point.

As things are, it shall stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
Well you haven't been perfect lately, so who knows..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:32, archived)
I'd like the unwashed to go down as much as you would Jammy,
it seems a little far fetched.

If Boro win 4-0 and hull lose 4-0 Boro will stay up, so I've discounted them.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
I think it's more like 2-0/0-3 or something. They need to haul in 5 goals.
..But of course, they could do that and go down should we win.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
I thought the GD was 8, my mistake.
It will be fun to watch.

Liverpool Vs Spurs is a nothing game, although 2nd place for liverpool is on the line and Europe league for spurs, it'll be a flat game.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
That weght reduction stuff costs too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
Gilgamesh, you intolerable cunt.
When did you make this?

www.b3ta.com/talk/6162772
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
Gaz IM me?
In other news:

Is killing someone because the sound of their voice drives you insane good enough reason?

He's from Sunderland, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
Is it not about time you two agreed to go your separate ways
and both be thankful that there are no kids involved?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
What would he fill his blog with then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
I don't have a blog.
I'd constantly have to copy and paste what i'm saying on b3ta to it. Much easier just to blog here.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
He has a bedroom, the bedroom has a door. Doors close. He doesn't manage this.
Humans can control the volume of their voices. He cannot.

Conclusions?

People from sunderland are somewhere beneath humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
Walk to his door.
Nod politely (and sarcastically) and close the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
Doesn't work.
Neither does slamming it shut. He just opens it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
I'd suggest smashing his teeth out one by one with a rock hammer then.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I'm not fucking surprised.
If I'd figured out it drove you round the pole I'd be keeping my bedroom door open at all times too. No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

lock it from the outside?
(I helped save b3ta! MorpheusRiot Guambats or Guammibears?, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
yale locks

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
buy a bolt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
Better still, buy a bolt gun.
It's the humane way.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
STOP BULLYING JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
I made something this morning.
The Magenta Accord of Internet Justice.

It's a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/justice.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
he was born there, and his mum is from gateshead, he insists newcastle as he has been sexually abused by his fathers from sunderland, no offence, banter
ok
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
I was born in newcastle but live in gateshead.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
imagine waking up with stubble rash on your own tits

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
i don't know
i'm not gilgamesh
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
Aren't we all just a little bit gilgamesh really?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
my toe looks a bit like him if you squint

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
i have no idea what that is, no offence, or not, no,yesm or not, no offence
yes forums
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
I reckon you got off lightly
the bastard ChumpManBeared me.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
Oh come on, Esme is far worse than chump :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Cheer up
at least you've got the most easily-recognised chin on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
What, recognised by me?
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
I've done worse
much, much worse
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
hahahahahahaha
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
November 24th 2007, I just checked
do you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
It's vile.
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
Who are the eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
Top half is Esme, lower is me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
Oh yeah.
She has quite lovely eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
THAT'S STALKER TALK.
Besides, it's heavily photoshopped. Here's the original: b3ta.belm.co.uk/esme_pander
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
Esme/Maggie

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
What a hairy chin she has.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
What the fuck?
I just found this:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3233211/Sonic-the-Hedgehog-voted-favourite-computer-game-star.html
Why on god's green earth is Sonic above Mario, and who the fuck thinks that Blanka is more iconic or, indeed, better in any way, to Ryu?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
shuttit geek
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
not me to the first one,
me to the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
because Mario is crap.
he's just a fat guy who gets into trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
It could just as well have been David Brent
and they would only have had to make some minor cosmetic changes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
Mario Kart is the greatest game ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
It might be a good game,
but that doesn't make Mario a good character.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
Let's a go!
Yes it does. I think you have Mario envy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Also, your argument is invalid:
media.fukung.net/images/15785/white.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Someone thought it would take ten seconds to read that?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
It is fukung.net... they're below 4chan.
media.fukung.net/images/15681/4d8e90f1ae2d9301e0bac91a9739054c.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
There's a below 4chan?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
12chan

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
7chan, 24chan... just about any other chan.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
umm..
www.ukresistance.co.uk/2008/11/partner-required-for-anonymous-super.html
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Christ on a bike
that's just fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Knuckles was way better.
I have a plushy knuckles \o/
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
You are *so* gay.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
pot calling kettle!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
I don't have any soft toys.
I got rid of them at the age of 11. And my bumhole very much remains exit only despite John's insistence on calling me "Brokeback".
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
Yeah yeah yeah
you'll tell us owt
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Seriously- I think the gayest thing I own is possibly my... erm, I dunno actually.
I don't own anything that could be construed as gay unless you count Lush products.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
Not helping yourself there

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
They're extremely gay, no offence, forum banter.
groovy.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
What's with this forum banter bullshit?
Did someone throw a strop when the ribbing got too much? Incidentally I also own a couple of Enya CDs.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
It's good times with the forum banter.
No offence. Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Smashing.
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
You really are a screaming bumlord,
you just haven't admitted it to yourself yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
No offence, great, brill, good times, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
Hardly a screaming bumlord.
I just prefer the products is all. Mainly the shampoo bars because they last so bloody long. Although you seem a touch obsessed with asking if I'm partial to a spot of uphill gardening- is there something you wish to share with us?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
I've made two posts on the matter.
Are you simply hoping that I'm one of your lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
Sexy times.
Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
If by "your lot" you mean educated as opposed to an insufferable dimwit, then no.
No offence like.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/attention/ohdramaimage.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
Great banter.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
Really, you get gayer with every mincey post.
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
i thought she onlyhad the one song

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
She has a fabulous shed.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
who doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
I don't even have a garden.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
And the ribbed vibrator.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
Lush = Gay/Girl

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
You can blame my ex for that one
Mme Cakebread got me into them bigtime. That and the girls who work in the shop in Leeds are as fit as fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
I could have been employed in one of the Lush shops in Leeds,
but I turned them down to work at the climbing wall instead.

Still, I think it would have been a nice place to work once you get past the horrific stench of their products.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
It's not like I climb into bed with them at night and snuggle them till I sleep
No.
They are placed around the room in nice places to give it a little more character.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Only girls and nips can have plushies and not be fags.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
That's really quite offensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
I also have a Weighted Companion cube
And the head crab is currently straddling the cowl of my batman cutout.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
I suppose they go very nicely with your Ubuntu t-shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
I have a son who would be very jealous of your cube

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
You can still get them
store.valvesoftware.com/
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Hmm
*tempted but will sleep on it*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
If you want to place an order, I might be tempted to get a few things in
cut the costs of shipping, and then I can pass the bits on to you.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Thanks :)
It's more than I would normally spend on a novelty item for no good reason but I know he will love it and I am feeling very guilty that I am going to have to leave my children for a week or two soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Oh fair enough
Ebay might have a few going cheaper, but they may be stained with spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
I have been looking there and they are more than that although I've not checked out P&P yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
I have a toy sackboy :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
I should be getting my sackboy sson.
From that youtube thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
Them's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
Chun-Li kicks their butts

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
Because people can be very, very stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
it's pretty stupid to even care
what the majority hold as their favourite computer game character.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
WINNAR^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
There are a lot of pointless things in this world.
How some of them make news is frankly mind-boggling. Idiotic ducks being a case in point.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
I'm not sure that something that will make people smile is pointless
especially not in a world that can be blimmin' depressing at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Perhaps
It still leaves me thinking "meh" though.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Fuckin Japs

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
Why is Max Payne in there at all?
The only person I know that played that game was me. And I got it at a market in Malta.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
do you not know many people?
max payne was pretty popular as far as I can remember
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
Yeah, it was. He still shouldn't really be on the list though.
Why anyone would put him ahead of, say, Gordon Freeman, is beyond me.
Fuck knows who they asked these questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
I liked the game, but I don't remember it being so well received that so many people would call it iconic.
I'm surprised Master Chief isn't in there.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
my brother had it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Did your brother ever give it to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
no,
I don't play computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
I never liked the Max Payne game
never saw why people really got into it
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
I always thought Sam Fisher was better

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
I never played those games.
But I'd still put him ahead of Max Payne in that list.

I'm assuming it's because Marky Mark was in the film, recently.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
I liked being able to reload and burst into a room shooting in the coolest series of slomo leaps I could manage

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
I think Ryu and Ken were too stereotyped, and way too similar, to be considered iconic.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
NO!
Ken was slightly faster but Ryu slightly harder!

Guile rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
Falcon punch?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
sonic BOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
I was trying to get shouted at.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
Im not one of these angry talkers.
I dont think you or anyone else is shit or deserves my aggression.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
blanka was way cooler than ryu
it's just that anyone who picked him or e. honda was automatically a button mashing dick.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
+ Chun Li
People who picked Dhalsim were usually pricks, also.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Is this something to do with JMG's car?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
my favourite is Player One
he's in loads of games
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/pictures/nemi/20060319/DEFLATE001.gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
I don't get it.
/ac.

I don't ever get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1242770260/arghkillit.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
don't pretend you're not aroused by that

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
In the arousal stakes,
it's not a patch on this (SFW.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
BLIMEY

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
Because Sonic is friends with Knuckles who doesn't have his own game
so he won on his behalf
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
I accept this answer.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
Fat italian twat with a handle bar moustache
or super cool arse kicking fast as fucking fast blue hedgehog. Hmm.. tough choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
Its the telegraph!
Most of their staff are still trying to master the telephone!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 19 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
I do like Ryu.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

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