I have huckleberry grappa to drink tonight.What's the oddest thing you've ever drunk?
+100 if it's a home brew
-100 if it was brightly coloured cheap spirits
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:20,
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Carrot wine.I believe i win at this game of Wino Trumps™.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:22,
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I used to make that.It tastes like sherry.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:30,
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...nah, too easy...
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:22,
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Where are they? Where may I purchase some of their beer?(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:38,
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I shall investigate.Not very local to me mind you!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:43,
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Me either.I like to think I know my beer too. Hence my interest!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:42,
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Punch.Vodka, Gin, Cointreau, Aftershock, Ribena, fruit juice, etc etc.
I was still drunk at 11am the next day when I started work. Hangover kicked in at 1.30pm-ish.
When I finished work I went home to bed.
I was ill.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:23,
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Alcoholic bacon fat.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:24,
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will make you some.£20 per litre.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:25,
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Simmer bacon in vodka.Robert is your mother's brother!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:32,
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The alcohol will boil off before the fat renders(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:34,
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This is true, bad science on my part.Alcohol boils at 40, duhh.
Maybe just mature the bacon in vodka in a tank for a few months instead.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:37,
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Is not true.My mother has no brother.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 20:40,
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My old neighbour's homemade mirto.It's a Sardinian speciality made with mrytille berries. I was absolutely cunted after one glass and everyone else was used to it and drank several.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:24,
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Hee hee.Good work.
Was it tasty?
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:25,
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That stuff wasn't. Actual mirto is delicious.I like the white better than the red.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:43,
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Vinegar made from peaches.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 20:24,
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I'm drinking my latest batch of homebrew right nowThe oddest thing I have ever drunk is probably home brewed millet beer in South African township. I drank it out of a five litre dulux tin. Bad times.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:24,
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Pfffft.What are you brewing?
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:26,
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Home made mildBrewed from scratch, no kits here thankyouverymuch!
I'll send you the recipe if you are that way inclined.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:31,
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In a bottle marked "Meths"?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 20:27,
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I was taught how to drink neat spirits with homemade Russian vodkait was brought to my hotel room by a load of Moscow's school kids.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:27,
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I have a batch of homebrew in my cupboard.I drank some lychee wine in Germany and it made me feel terrible. It was dirt cheap in a chinese supermarket
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:26,
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What sort of homebrew are you making?(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:40,
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Ale from a kit.I'm still fairly new to it. Turned out good though.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:41,
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Good stuff!I find it really rewarding drinking something I have made. Dead cheap if you are having a party too, 40 pints for about £15-20 quid.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:46,
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Yeah, dirt cheap.Once I've got a garden I'm hoping to grow my own stuff to brew.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:50,
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I've drunk my own home brewit tasted like caffreys.
Oddest? Um... guinness and hot mulled wine.
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CowJam, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:27,
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oh and I had a"how much can you down before you vomit" competition with a bunch of Poles, drinking the combined contents of the drip trays. I won.
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CowJam, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:28,
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a horrid mix at a bbq oncethere was shampoo and catfood and gin. Not me but a friend. Bleurrrgh.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:29,
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Oh my dear god no.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:30,
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my dad makes homebrew toowith mixed results.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:31,
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I lad I knowpissed in a pint glass while sat at a table, then put it on the table. Someone said "we'll give you all the change in our pockets if you drink it" so he did. He drank a pint of his own piss for £7.
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CowJam, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:31,
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i don't think i've ever drunk anything that i've considered odd, but then i'm awful, sorry, no offencegreat forum posting
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mongychops, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:30,
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When I used to work in greenhouses,once a year we would divert the boiler and make a load of schnapps to last the winter. It was very warming. We also used to make cider from the apples on the farm.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:32,
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kale pale alewhich i homebrewed, by making ipa with added kale. it was surprisingly nice, i think something in the kale helped stabilise the brew
in kenya, some tribes brew the fruit of the sausage tree. i'd like to try sausage tree beer one day
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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 21:19,
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It's a place where they take sick people, but that's not important right now.Hello /talksters. How is everybody today? No real news to report here. EVERYTHING IS UNEVENTFUL.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:28,
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Jolly good.Walk Ins are ace.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:29,
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He mistyped "wank ins"It's where you barricade yourself indoors and wank until you pass out.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:10,
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I used to do this with Michael Hutchence of a weekend.I haven't heard from him in a while....
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:16,
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Very splendidA nice relaxing day off with minimal effort. May push the boat right out and scoff some chocolate if I'm feeling REALY wild.
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In which case I'll have twoThere are plenty near where you are holidaying. You can borrow them and no-one minds.
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where are you holidaying?St Annes?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:34,
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Im planning a jaunt to SkiptonOh, and do me a favour. tell them cunts at Blackpool Transport to fucking sort out the stops on talbot road. Its fuckin dangerous¬!
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:35,
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there was a funeral today at the churchit was chaos
Edit: WTF is in Skipton? (apart from a building society)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:36,
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A castle, loads of old people, tons of pubs and restaurants, me, loads of roads to the dalesAnd pie shops.
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My mum used to take us to St Annes.She swore blind it was posh.
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Mrs Bullock's guest houseI can remember the musty smell. They classed orange juice as a breakfast.
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Used to be posh, its not now.Lytham is nice mind.
Planearm, you ever done the six? I went through Mereside on it the other day, I near shit my sen.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44,
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yepI've only done it once though
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:47,
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The Number 6 = Shoplifters shuttleThere is a steady stream of people from Mereside who use the 6 to go into town for a steady half morning's shoplifting before continuing up to Grange Park to fence their haul.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:49,
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Some fat kids got on.I dont just mean fat, I mean morbidly obese. One was so fat his gut hung over his pants hanging out the bottom of his t shirt. Sat there eating a big bar of chocolate. Ginger too. Made the bus stink of piss. Mum was obviously the product of inbreeding.
Hope someone tells the social
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:51,
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sure that wasn't just the driver?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57,
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Today has been good.Exam went better than planned. Had a drink with a girl I rather like afterwards and i'm now on my second beer of the evening at home.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:31,
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Excellent to hear. I'm sure if JMG were here, he'd give you a firm handshake.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:33,
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HelloEverything is uneventful in my life too but in a good way. I don't want drama and I need to relax after a full on day of bitching.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:32,
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This is very true, sometimes, it's just easier for everybody to do everything possible to avoid drama.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:33,
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Agitation Free made some great records.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:34,
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Oh hello, you're one of my randomburn sendees.I'm hoping to get them off on friday, so hopefully it'll be with you next week.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:37,
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PLEASE DONT TELL PEOPLE MY ADDRESS. OH GOD, PLEASE NO.Also, no worries. Just as and when. I'm still yet to send mine.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:38,
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Why would I tell them?I don't want competition for the good vantage points.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39,
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I'm sending mine tomorrow.I have had one so far. A very lovely one from NinjaBadger.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40,
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I only have one so far too. I've got an address in italy and one in germany.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42,
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All mine are uk addresses.I'm not sure what else to include other than a cd though.
NinjaBadger did a cool cartoon, I have just hand drawn the artwork for each one and put a local postcard with a message on it. I think that is probably enough.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45,
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I've only got TheFallGuy's so far, it had a nice handwritten track listing.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46,
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I have THREE so far.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:52,
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Mine will be with you soon.I hope you enjoy!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:59,
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I got that one todayIt's excellent. Nice cartoon too.
I'll be doing mine at the end of the month once I've finished course work. CHB said he'll do the artwork for me.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:53,
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Yep, ace good tunes on itSome I knew, a few I didn't
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:05,
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All mine went out on Friday, and 2 people have received them so far.I hope the other 3 aren't lost.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:11,
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Nothing really going on here today. I may get some beer for tonight.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:37,
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I missed you down there \/.KKkKkKRRrRiiiIisssssStTTiiiiNe!!!!!!!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42,
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eeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!SSsSSTTttTTtUUUuuUjjjJjjJJJjJJ!!!!!!!
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46,
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Some cunt left a value can of tesco lager in my fridgeI darent touch it to bin it incase the style police break in and catch me.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46,
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You needn't worry dear, they'd be too alarmed at your outfit to even consider looking in the fridge.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:48,
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Baby, you havent seen meThats a tad unfair.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:52,
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on the contrarythat thong is cute
*rustles bushes*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:54,
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Saint Helenian fish cakes.Mmmmmmmm.
'Noon chap.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:38,
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Pretty good ta.Yourself?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44,
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I have heartburn.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40,
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I got through a day with only three asthma attacks.This is an amazing achievement.
I'd run around with glee, but I think that would totally defeat my good form.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40,
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Sounds like a mad day. Howre things generally?(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:41,
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Getting better health wise, and hunky dory everything else.I am looking at dresses and handbags. Yes.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45,
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Oooh, what dresses?(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:50,
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Middling.I was given a job covering maternity leave on the basis that nobody thought the preggers one would come back. She is. She's coming back in November. I have until then to convince the powers that be that I am essential staff. So, I have to work my fucking arse off over summer.
I've realised this was actually what I'd hoped for - the lass coming back, doing all the crappy admin stuff I don't like leaving me to move into a more purely IT roll. I didn't realise I'd have to fight tooth and nail for it though.
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CowJam, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:51,
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I have been at workWe were ofsted'd yesterday and did well. I'm glad they didn't come today, I have been broken today.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57,
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JMG. Over.Report in Chubby Squad.
*Finds cover*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:42,
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JMG is here, sweaty anger ENGAGE*sweat circles around armpits increase and join in the middle of shirt,
despite it being quite cold in A*erd**n*
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moohalaa, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:44,
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I've deployed my emergency flares.Now, DISCO.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:45,
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I just feel sorry for the 1.5% of internet users who will still see that :((((
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:58,
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Pringles are crisps.Who would have thought it?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:04,
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But they're made from Smash aren't they?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:07,
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"There is more than enough potato content for it to be a reasonable view that it is made from potato," said Lord Justice Jacob.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08,
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hello Pringle marketeersI think you should quickly film a commercial with a Peter Cook-ish judge, calling in a curmudgeonly way for exhibit A, a tube of Pringles, and every time he does, it turns out someone's eaten them all, until everyone in court is eating pringles, and the crunchy noise makes Judge Cook bang his gavel for silence, until someone puts some pringles under the gavel, and they are smashed up and fly all over the place. You can end with a line such as "Pringles - they should be put away" or "Pringles - Not low-fat, not low-VAT."
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vladimir, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:14,
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Are food discussions just bursting out of people on here now?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08,
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It's ok JMG, it's NEWS from the BBC.[imagine a link here]
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:09,
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Food AND a BBC link?I trust you'll stay clear of most of this banter, DT.
*Firm handshakes*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:15,
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It's ok, I am busy picking out the next Real Internet Man to send into a flounce.www.b3ta.com/board/9458050
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:18,
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I can imagine this'll end with him exploding at myself.:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:20,
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[marylin monroe voice]
Oh hello Internet Boys! Guess my bra size! *GIGGLE*
[/marylin]
www.b3ta.com/board/9459821
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:28,
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We're discussing indirect taxation.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:09,
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I am actually surprised they are 50% potatoI thought it was about 5%
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:10,
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I don't see anything impressive in using potatoes in food.They're cheap, plentiful and easy to store.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:12,
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no wonder they had no idea if to tax it or not.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:16,
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one of my elbows is scaly(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47,
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Mine have spots.Except they're not spots, just lumps. They hurt a bit.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48,
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probably elbow cancer(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48,
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Vitamin B deficiency(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:50,
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Diagnosis Internet!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:52,
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I was going to come up with a witty alternative name for the lead role, but Dick Van Dyke is the most appropriate anyway.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:55,
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You're such a Dick Van Dyke
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:56,
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Brilliant. Great work there./ac
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:02,
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Really?I'd best get more vitamin B in that case
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:12,
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which elbowwe may be scaly elbow mirror twins and have to fight to the death, and only the one with the evil scaly elbow will survive but no one will be sure
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:49,
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oh no it's fine then(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57,
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I recommend not rubbing mayonnaise into ittrust me on this
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:49,
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but what will I use in my elbow licking training sessions?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:58,
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Grey's Anatomy keeps being sad, I keep watching it and crying and not crying at revision instead.Today has been sponsored by weeping.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47,
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Cheer up chuck.Massive holiday soon.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51,
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Cannot come soon enough.I am slowly going mental.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:55,
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I alternate between quickly going mentaland very slowly getting some sort of work done.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57,
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I manage to do about 10 minutes work, then have a 50 minute break.I'm sure it should be the other way round.
I even dusted to procrastinate this afternoon. I can't remember the last time I dusted before then.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:00,
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Chuck is back on soon.Yay.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:56,
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oh shit, tell me she's not going to Italy again(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:56,
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She might be going to SCIENCE land(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:58,
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Fuck no.We don't want her here. She'll make all the penguins jealous.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:00,
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How will she make them jealous?She can't fly either.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:05,
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They'll wish they could withstand the cold as well as her.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:07,
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lolololol(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:15,
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The fun never ends!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:16,
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You know, there's only one way to find that out for sure...PREPARE THE TREBUCHET!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08,
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:05,
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OH LT!Take your top off and pull yourself together!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51,
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Bravo team reporting.We are under heavy, repeat heavy fire. Requesting aerial support. Over.
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47,
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I've got 2 Saint Helenian fish cakes for my lunch.:)
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48,
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Yes.I am here. When nobody is watching you may hump my leg.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:51,
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Good man.Now clean me with your tongue.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:57,
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Waitaminute.When did you go from being my work-experience sidekick to my sex object?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:02,
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I have been to the temple.(
postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:03,
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Ah, that explains the gold paint on your bum.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:06,
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*poof**is gone*
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08,
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3/10 for smoke bomb technique.Report to my office for punishment time.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:10,
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Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Scroll Lock.See James Blunt doing a competent but utterly soulless cover of a Pixies song?
That's you that is.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:13,
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I understand that James Blunt has now an entry inThe Oxford Dictionary of Cockerney Rhyming Slang.
Oh and [Break]ing Point
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:15,
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if we're just talking about b3tans' keyboardsthis must be a contender
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:32,
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I reckon you look, sound and sing a lot like James Blunt.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:19,
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I reckon you've put your dick in some unspeakably stupid places.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22,
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Haha.How's your *whistle* doing?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:27,
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Happy b3taday 90Nzy!(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22,
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Cheers Dude =)(
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 18:28,
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Woo! Happy b3taday!Have some ladies and some food!
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:43,
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Billie - Because I want to(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22,
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all the keys featured in this post are on keyboards(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:22,
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I for one am eagerly awaiting his similarly bland cover of Crass's "Do They Owe Us A Living".(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:26,
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I'd like him to do the decent thing.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:30,
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Photoshop of Horrors/evening squire, you keeping well?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:35,
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Aye, not bad at all.Stuck in work again, but hey ho.
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FoldsFive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:38,
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No, just no,please let me wake up.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:32,
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I HATE YOU SHAMBLES(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:33,
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HURRAH!The real Blue Star's back!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:44,
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I particularly failed to enjoy Scarlett "Breasts" Johansson's album of Tom Waits coverswhoever decided that would be a good idea needs a damn good slap
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:40,
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Mmmmmmm boobies.'Noon Gilgy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 18:42,
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studgly wudgly bum bum bottie poo poo!Agh, make it stop. And get you waps out. Thank you.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:47,
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Oh what a cunt.That was a good song.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:48,
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Powertools - STILL awesome.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:32,
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Deus Exclamation Mark(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:38,
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De-Caps AttackNot many will know that 16-bit gem!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:51,
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really?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:55,
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Yes reallyReally really really.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:12,
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Keyboard Short Cuts (dir - Robert Alt man)(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:37,
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Jurasterisk park(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:38,
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Caps Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:10,
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Del.E.T. - The Extra Terrestrial(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:10,
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Breakfast @ Tiffanys(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:14,
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Halloween - The original / horror film(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 18:14,
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I tried the same thing once.Doesn't work with a Kango drill.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:34,
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it should work, kango make very good power tools, the drill are expensive although great quality, no offence to other great drill manufactuers, no offencegreat
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mongychops, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:38,
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ClassSonny Terry on the harmonica.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:51,
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i seem to have already read this story in a newspaper, sorry about that, or not, no offencegreat forum
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mongychops, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:34,
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Great!/doesn't care
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:37,
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What I want to know is what sort of drill bit is needed?Wood, metal, masonry?
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AS, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:41,
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I fucking love You've Been Framed(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 17:51,
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Is it possible to open an .swf file and mess around with the content?Or does Flash not work like that? (never used it...)
Basically, I want to hijack these flash buttons and put them on my site...
All your comments, constructive or irrelevant alike, are welcomed
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applehead herp derp, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:12,
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You can use a flash decompiler that might allow youbut these things are often password protected. Not that that always stops you.
But otherwise, you need the .fla file
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:13,
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Hijack? Do you mean steal?Robbing's bad.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:13,
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Hang on, let me just call him in for his tea...Dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:20,
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How does Batman's mum call him down for dinner?It would probably be "Bruce, your dinner's ready!", had she not been murdered when Bruce was a small boy.
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Druid, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:25,
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this is a normal postI LIKE this
^^heheheh STUPID HAT!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 17:18,
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it may well be possible, or not, i really couldn't say, not really my field, sorry, no offencegreat times
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mongychops, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:14,
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i'm not sure i miss anything, sorry, or not, no offenceok
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mongychops, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:26,
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How did this come about?(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:32,
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Trolls remorseor a calculated attempt to gather more fresh life-giving attention from the internet.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:37,
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YesI had an swf compiler years ago - I'm sure there are loads around.
Alternatively just make your own in flash -it's an absolute doddle.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:15,
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You can find a button making tutorial on loads of sitesIn fact I suspect Flash has a built in one that makes nicer buttons than those ones.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:17,
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Which flash buttons?Also, surely ripping off a BIG COMPANY is a potentially bad idea?
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SuperMatt, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:16,
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The rotating thingies at the top of the page I would imagine.(
WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:17,
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Ground Ctrl To Major Tom.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:20,
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Toni Braxton - Num Lock My Heart(
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Shayne Ward - That's My Scroll Lock(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:23,
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Alt, in the name of love(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:23,
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don't you ctrl-breakin my heart(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:24,
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Print Screen Latifah(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:25,
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spice girls - F1nna be my lover(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:28,
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..Damn →
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:42,
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hahaha, best yet(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:44,
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Bob Marley - I Screenshot The Sheriff(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:30,
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Page Down, Deeper and Down(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:40,
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The Only Way is Page Up(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:41,
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The Caps Lock of Love - by ABC(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:41,
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Comfortably Num Lock(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:44,
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Metallica - Enter Ampersandman(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:51,
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Songs about ONLINE girls.jpeggy sue
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:51,
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I Just Called To Say I Love Youtube(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:55,
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hahaanything by MSN, Lake and Palmer.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:56,
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Every Little Thing She Does Is Ma-gif(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57,
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I'd Download Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58,
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Roxanne, you don't have to put on that REDHAT tonight(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:05,
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Comedy at the georgie boy.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:56,
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Free to b3ta Middler Gail Tuesdays.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:06,
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.exe Factor winner LOLona LewisI'm so shit at puns.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57,
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I'd Like To Tech The World To .png(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57,
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You could have just hadI'd like to teach the world to ping
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:04,
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lady Marmalad-aware.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:57,
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Dion - The Panderer(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:58,
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LOLaboth for "walked like a woman and talked like a man" and LOL.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:59,
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It looks like it's just a free-for-all on computer related songs in general now.(
Druid, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:05,
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Just a little by Liberty .exe(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:01,
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slash dot slash dot etc. com(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02,
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balls.. though it was just online songs.maybe change com for YR MUM.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03,
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HTMLenor Rigby(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02,
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Podgy-d - Vindaloo People(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:02,
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The Jacksons123 it's easy as MP3...
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 17:03,
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ErrorSmith - Sweet Emoticon(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:04,
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It's torrenting men(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:05,
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Rofl Harris - Two little boys one cup(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:05,
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*officelols*You cunt. Goodnight.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:06,
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I'm a firewire startertwisted firewire starter
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:06,
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Adobe Suite Caroline(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:07,
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Virtual Insanitywww.nevergetoveryou
Boten Anna
LOL WAIT
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:09,
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Light My Firefox - Jim MorRISson(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:09,
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Might as well face itYou a addict-bit torrent
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:10,
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Sylvia's Motherboard(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:11,
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Holding out for a Nero(
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Come on Baby, Write my File(
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The Facebook of Love(
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Macafeels like making Love(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:17,
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Hard-drive Better Faster Stronger(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:18,
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Sweet dreams My .Xls(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:22,
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Sitting on the .doc of the Bay(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:23,
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Season 7 has set me back in a 24 marathon, and I think I'll watch all of season 2 again.Yes. There's limited football on this week asides tonight's UEFA Cup final.
How do we, the internet see the UEFA Cup final going?
For those of you who didn't play football and were bullied at school, 24 eh?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:17,
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I care about neither.But I do think 24 should be dubbed with a Geordie accent.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:18,
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"It's eeight a'clock, an' Jack Bauer's already stotted a couple o'rough lads, on a mound somewhere near the shops!"(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21,
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The clock would get stolen somewhere between episode 5 and 6and all following times would be hazarded at "urrrrr nurrrr lad, 'saboot sevenish, plunk plink plunk plink"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22,
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"Previously on 24"With the toon 3 nil down, will Jack be able to get up tomorrow afternoon to sign on?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32,
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Like this:www.b3ta.com/talk/3157370
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21,
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That appears to be Yorkshireaccentfail.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30,
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All those northerns look the same to me.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:33,
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I'm going to put £2.50 on a Shaktar win, with a further £2.50 on the scoreline.(
WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20,
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I'm playing 5 A Side Football tonight at 'Goals'I've just realised I have no sports clothes anymore jammy, only cool ones...I may have to go out and make myself look italia 90.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20,
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I look forward to your Schillachi style celebrations.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21,
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As a striker Jammy, I either go for the Asprilla double flips or the Beardsley belm of nonchalance(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:26,
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Sometimes both at the same time.I look like a Down's at a Junior Gymnastics glass
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30,
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I score so rarelymy celebration tends to go down the mentalist shirt off Ketsbaia route.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:37,
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i really couldn't form an opinion on the uefa cup tie as i have seen neither team play, sorry, i don't watch 24 either, sorry, no offencecool
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mongychops, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:20,
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I'm not a fan of either JMGMy colleagues were talking about the wore earlier and getting it all wrong and it was very frustrating to listen to but I was not a part of the conversation.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21,
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You need to be more GEORDIE.By that I mean forcing your way in to the conversation, and ultimately having everyone agree with you.
Pointing and prodding of the chest required.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23,
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If anybody tries to poke MY chest then I shall break their nose(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47,
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24's a contrived bag of hokey bullshitafter what happened in the first series, why would the daughter do the frustratingly idiot shit she does in the first few episodes of the second series? What a sack of wank.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21,
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I admit. I'd like to throttle the little kid.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:24,
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she hasn't aged well either, has she(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:28,
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I feel I should point out, to both of you..I mean the 8 year old who's being beaten by her dad.
Who younger Bauer's the nanny to.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:43,
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ah, season 2at least there weren't any damned Cougars in that season
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50,
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helloyou asked me yesterday where I got the Battlestar Galactica boxset from - HMV.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32,
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you have to wait until tomorrow for THAT answer(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:39,
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It takes ages for spangles to climb the chair infront of the pclet alone stretch over the keyboard and press the big keys individually with her hand.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46,
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Werder Bremen are my favourite German team,I shall be watching.
Werder Bremen will lose as Diego is out :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22,
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HA,the draw has just been made for my football manager Champions League group.
Shahktar and Bremen are both in it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30,
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I didn't play footballand got bullied at school and don't watch 24.
WHAT NOW, JMG?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23,
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Now you get to unleash GINGE RAGE!(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:25,
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MehI've been doing that for the last couple of days, to no avail.
I might be tiring of it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:30,
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Have some internet bullying, that'll perk you up.*Bullys*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:36,
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*sigh*My heart isn't really in it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:39,
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I can't really join in JMG, as I have never seen a single episope of 24.I am not a fan of football, I prefer rugby myself. So there you have it. I'm unable to reply.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23,
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you might like 24would be something you can shout at
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47,
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Football, bullying and 24 don't interest me.what about anomalies like me?
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:23,
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We can't ALL do the dishes,Unless we do washing, drying and putting away seperately.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:27,
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And anyway, that's women's work.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:32,
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Season 5 is right up there JMG, season 2 close behindthey lost their way a bit towards the end of season 3,
and the least said about season 6 after the first four epiosdes the better
was a cracking ending yesterday though JMG, and looking forward to next year now, and New York
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:26,
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It was indeed smashing, yes.*Firm handshakes whilst firing at terror*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44,
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Dunnodidn't watch either of the semis. I'm hopelessly unprepared.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:35,
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am I to understand you prefer not to see semis?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44,
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Werder are at least an entertaining German side, which is rare.Shakhtar are a good side to watch, too..
I hope for a Ukranian win.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:45,
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You must be jokingat the rate Ukraine is going, Poland will be hosting the entirety of Euro 2012 because of the east cousin's slackjaw approach to building stadiums.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:46,
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24 is Jolly Good here in Puff TowersI have all the seasons on DVD. I even have the Zomg Super Tacticool watch that Jack Bauer has.
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moohalaa, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:47,
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you have had Bauer upto the wrist?no wonder he looks so startled.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:51,
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I've been doing some important research.I found this
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:50,
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I am off to the library tonight to browse their selection (probably cookery books!! lol)What was the last thing you got from your local library?
Mine was a hardback Harry Turtledove book they were selling off for 50p
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10,
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I tend to buy books from second hand book shopsOOOoooo look how cultured I am.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
The local Oxfam bookshop is utterly aces(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12,
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FF used my card to get some books out.A couple of graphic novels and some book about zombies. Infected, I think it was called.
I was going to borrow some music, but couldn't be arsed trawling through the badly alphabetised CD section
/lazy
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11,
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Probably something by AA Milne it was that long ago.However, I am having great fun restoring 'deleted' files on a phone that I found today. Someone's been rather naughty in a Mini with a nurse it seems.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
IF you havent got your cock in your hand and it isnt a crowded train im going to feel very let down.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13,
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Photos or it didn't happen(
Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:18,
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Nah. I think I know the woman involved.But I can't figure out from where.
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Why would you study cook books when you have takeaways on speed dial? (lol)(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12,
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I lost my library card when I was 12. Haven't been back since(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12,
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Classical Electrodynamics : JD Jackson - 2nd Edition/university library.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13,
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I gota first edition of the first Harry Potter book for 2p which I have ripped up and made into papier mache. I shall make a fish out of it which you can then stick up your arse.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:13,
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A long out of print Stockhausen record.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:15,
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I think I've still got a £11 fine for Rotherham Central LibraryBut the last book I got out was a music text book from Edinburgh Music Library thingie
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:17,
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I'm registered at the big central libraryBut I usually go to the Uni library and so far they've always got what I want. Last thing I got there was a headache lollerpops.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:18,
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zodiac - some serial killer bookit was a bit dull and I gave up after a handful of chapters
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rob, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:21,
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The movie is also dullyou missed out on precisely zip
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:22,
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Ah, it's not badI liked the bit where the punk is getting the shit kicked out of him to Baba O Rielly.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:27,
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I'm a morron, that's Summer Of Sam.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:28,
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Chemistry and Physiscs od solid surfaces 8/ realises there's no hope
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Fuck that.My housemates and I have an appointment in Whiskey Town at 4pm. I've just made the accompanying Whiskey Town CD, featuring Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Mark Lanegan, and AC/DC.
What would YOUR Whiskey Town album be like?
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Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:46,
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I'd have some Pogues in there too(
Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47,
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I did download Streams of Whiskey, but it didn't really fit in.(
Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48,
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Whiskey makes me pick fightsnot so much busting up bars - more like argue with the missus about TV or something rubbish
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rob, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:49,
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Get rid of the wife. She's coming inbetween you two.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:49,
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I'm like that after a bag of wine gums(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51,
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I'm like that after 3 bottles of panda pop(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51,
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I'm like that after a slice of wholemeal bread(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53,
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I'm like that after hot black cock(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58,
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I cant believe i got nawty stepped for doing that to wikipediaThems the bad old days:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00,
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I'm like that normally.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58,
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Grouse?(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59,
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I'm like thatand that's the way it is.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04,
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Non existent.I don't do whiskey. Or whisky. Gin is a WIN.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50,
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I bet she doesn't even do little jigs any more.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52,
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I've heard about you playing 'the fiddle' before and I'm not sure if I like it Eddy...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:55,
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Fuck off.Guinness and potatoes and abuse by a holy man*. I WIN at Irish.
*not a Catholic one, so I don't know if this counts or not.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53,
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BLUE STAR GOT BUMMED BY A VICAR(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59,
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You were too ugly to get touched by a priest so they used your back as a bible holder.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:02,
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Your mum was the fontWhenever there was a baptism on the priest just showed her a photo of Darren Day and she was wetter than an otters pocket.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04,
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Your mum would shove dock rope up her bear-mouth like cunt, get all the local men of the cloth to spunk their seed into her punched in cervix and then blort out those candles that burn for 40 days and nights.She would produce them at such a rate that if she was doing a headstand people would think that it was the Titanic's maiden voyage due to all the thick black soot shooting out of her smoke tunnel.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11,
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06,
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Sikh and ye shall find(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07,
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He didthe dirty fucker. He's dead now though so that's a bit win.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:09,
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Quick, tell /QOTWThey'll love it :)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10,
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They will won't they?HA! I'll wait for the 'Did you get abused by a noncey religious type'? It'll make a change from all the stories about Catholic priests noncing people up :)
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14,
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You could just add it to the current one"I was bullied by a Sikh Holy Man, he touched me inappropriately, now he's dead ... HOORAY!!!!!!!!"
It'll fit right in :)
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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:16,
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PfftYou should get a tshirt made up
'I was fingered by a dead sikh'*
*possibly not fingered but still
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11,
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GIN IS WIN, BLUE STAR.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:01,
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Gin makes a man mean.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:17,
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Makes me get spinny arms, and frowny face.It also makes me argue at the defence of Will Young.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51,
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*drinks whiskey*Will Young, what a very nice chap he is...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:56,
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Tom Waits, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead's earlier albums, My Vitriol, Andrew Bird...(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53,
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Here's the front cover.It's over 500kb, mind.
www.b3tards.com/u/75641eabc30669063fdc/whiskey_town.png
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Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57,
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And here's the back.www.b3tards.com/u/75641eabc30669063fdc/whiskey_town_back.png
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Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59,
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Is nice.Though IMHO I prefer more readable text.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:08,
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Jazz.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54,
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I'd include Ryan Adams, Lambchop and Arab Strap.(
Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59,
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Is that your mum?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10,
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just the sounds of weeping on repeats(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:09,
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Slayer: Angel Of Death.X lots.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12,
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I think it's time for Drops of Jupiter by Train.Ohhhh yeahhh.
Feel the smooth pop stylings.
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52,
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:(www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post426393
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:17,
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I've started a new car owners club on b3ta.Team Honda, we are.
I think we have 2 members. Me and an ONLINE GIRL so far.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:39,
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Does that not tell you something about the car?If the only other person to have one is an online girl?
Do you know what online girls are like JMG?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:41,
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If it's a club on the internet I'm pretty sure we'd score highly in online people.Are you going to predict Honda lose to Villa at the weekend?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:44,
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That's silly, Honda aren't a football team.Although Newcastle barely are, so I guess it'd be no different.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:45,
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You should bang a drum each time you make these type of comments so we cal all pay attention.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47,
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We'll send the dirty Makems down, and you'll pick up3 points at Villa, because they have nothing, NOTHING to play for. Not even pride. United will beat Hull.
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Jobe, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50,
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The best day ever is a NUFC win, Hull win and Sunderland loss.But I don't think my heart could take that level of excitement.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51,
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Someone on QOTW told a lie.The lie involved them pinning someone to a wall with a Honda Accord.
Honda Accord = Vehicle of justice.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:40,
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One of the stories was about someone who kept beating another kid with the hundred hand slap at the arcadethen the kid got so angry he shot the other one.
then years later he went to his home and apologised, and they made a truce to never use lame moves again
and they called it the e honda accord
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:40,
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I like that song.It's Wiley here at the moment. Funky.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54,
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I'm gonna put a song on so I can tell you what I'm listening to.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54,
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I'm listening to Manu Chao.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55,
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I like that song./Blue Star fact #87653657
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55,
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Requesting fact number 2134921 here.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:57,
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My favourite scar is the one on my top lipclosely followed by the one on my left leg.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:04,
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I fancy Richard E Grant(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14,
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I only find him sexy as WithnailI don't know what this says about me as a person.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:15,
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I've escaped the rain by ducking into the WindmillFor a half.
There's only me and a couple in the main room. They're about 45 and haven't said a word in the whole time I've been here, just staring at the floor.
Oh wait, the first word in 15 minutes! "cigarette" and he's gone outside.
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Druid, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:34,
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I bet they were having a wicked conversation until a lone nutjob came in by himself...They were talking about 'Dirty Fucking'
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:38,
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the cult classic follow up to dirty dancing?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47,
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He lifts her so he can see up her skirt(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52,
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Me too. Especially in Jack and Sarah.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16,
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OH NO NO NO!*puts on Baudelaire by ...AYWKUBTTOD
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55,
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....What?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:56,
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hey there delilah, what's it like in new york city?(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:56,
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I like that one too.I'm a sucker for happy guitar pop.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13,
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KKKKRRRRRRRIIISSSSTTTTIIIIIIIIIIINNNEE!!!!(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:15,
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When the song 'It's Raining Men' comes on in clubs I like to jump off of high things and land on a fat lass, clap her head between my hands, spit on her lots whilst saying "IT'S A THUNDERSTORM BEEEATCH!"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:58,
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You've met me. What do you think?As a gemini, you give me a semini
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:03,
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we should definitely start a band,we shouldn't bother taking instruments, we should just tell the crowd to like us.
Red Rocket will be involved too, we'll all probably be topless...
maybe stubbly as well.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:07,
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I might do spontaneous star jumps so girls will get naked and throw their knickers at us.What shall me we called? something that girls will like...Maybe:
"I've Got A Sportscar UNICORNS"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:09,
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I like your name better.Mine sounds like more of an album track.
Every track as no singing or music, just us posing in silence.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:13,
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I've actually bought all of the stock bar 4.the other is on ebay for £10,000,000,0000000,0,0000
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:25,
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Oh my*fans self*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:10,
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Shall we get front row standing?Or hide in the pub next door to the gig?
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thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:11,
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*elbows**screams*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:14,
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Spango, that's your answer to everything though..Spang Spang mum: "Char would you like some toast or OUCHFUCK! *elbowed and gets banshee'd at*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16,
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It's the only way us little people know how to communicateif I ever elbow you at the bar, know that it's meant in the nicest possible way.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:37,
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Even if it's from a bar stool onto my head? ...um ok I guess...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54,
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If we were front row standingthere'd be gushing aplenty.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:16,
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With any amount of luckwe'll wash them away.
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thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21,
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I hope you're talking about the rest of the crowdand not 'Pink Cock Chocolate' or whatever they're called?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:24,
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fanny gushing?!?! PHWOAR!!We'll hold it at the bottom of an empty swimming pool and by the end of the concert you'll be able to just float out the emergency exits.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:21,
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Slayer: Angel Of Death./ac
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 14:58,
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i'm listening to "for young electric pop" right hereand wishing rs232 leads were easier to solder
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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:59,
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I'm listening through my Randomburn to check it's not total shite.I've made no changes from the original iTunes-selected tracks, so there are some songs that I'm not entirely sure about. Still, nevermind, eh?
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:22,
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My inlays will be better than the CD this year.FACT.
Though not as good as LAST year's inlays.
Hello mister.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:40,
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i've got 'here comes the hotstepper' on mine.shocking, really.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:40,
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I've got Lady Sovereign on mine.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:43,
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I have everything from Simon & Garfunkel to Boards of Canada to Stina Nordenstam on mine.I fucking hate Stina Nordenstam's voice, but never get round to deleting her stuff from my collection.
Your inlay last year was aces - I still listen to your CD in the car (CD no. 6 in the changer).
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57,
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Only Stina Nordenstam song I know is 'Little Star'which I like.
Wow! That's pretty kick ass. And you're a man with musical taste too! *prouds*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:03,
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I'm trying to drown out the noise of someone chewing gum and breathing through their nose(
magnum, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:35,
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a piece in each nostril? does the air whistle as it gets sucked past?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:37,
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He's humming nowI thought it was his mouth, but maybe you've identified where it is really coming from
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magnum, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:43,
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YES!How have you wasted police time?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:46,
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I once avaided a police helicopter.That's 100% true.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:47,
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The search light bounced off your baldness, like a flesh mirror, causing them to crash?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49,
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It's the only excuse possible.Other than something to do with the dole.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49,
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I AVOIDED it.THINK DG. THINK!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52,
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Gah! Tackled at the first wobble hurdle :((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54,
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I've also scored more goals at St. James' Park than Celestine Babayaro.I've got many tales from the past I'm yet to share.
The JMG information highway has many miles to go.
There's much more moaning to be had on here.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:49,
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I'm only one goal away from scoring more than Celestine Babayaro.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51,
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And you alsoOnce got shit on by a bird.
I think you should write a book.
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:52,
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Twice?At least you didn't have hair to wash it out of.
That's they way they generally respond to things on here, yes?
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:55,
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"Come out or else, I'm warning you."Why would you shout this at a dog?
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:48,
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If you were threatening it?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:48,
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Dogs recognise voice tones.A moderately intelligent dog should be able to spot a 'threatening' tone.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51,
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I was wondering more about the use of an ultimatum(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54,
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THREE MORE SLEEPS GMOS(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:51,
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I think talk needs a kittenwww2.b3ta.com/host/creative/31538/1242825271/fluff2a.jpg
I'm off out now to get the old Jag out of winter storage, I look forward to this every year although I am seriously considering getting it converted to LPG, however I do feel that may be sacrilegious to do that to an XJR - oh wonderful internet, what would you do?
in case you are wondering its a 4.0 litre supercharged straight six and gives me about 17MPG around town)
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26,
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Why do people on here act all queer over these kittens?I'd never expect to see any of you MEN of b3ta squeal and fawn like a FRUIT if you saw a kitten on the street with your mates.
Man up. You stupid fat shits.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:27,
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I also doubt any of you have physically rolled on a floor laughing since you were around the age of four.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29,
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no I did so at the Friday Night Armisticewhen they did William Hague's voice breaking.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29,
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I actually LMAO'd the other day and was rushed to hospital.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:30,
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did you pack it in ice?were they able to reattach it?
how much functionality did you lose?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:39,
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you seem to be having a wobble JMGI suggest an angry letter to the guardian
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:30,
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I think as the man who brought the new found internet comfort fridge that is the term "wobble".You should be more considered when using it.
Fat Britain are slowly turning "wobble" in to a phrase that blurts out of chubby chops when said keyboard thumper is wound up himself.
You people spoil everything.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32,
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I really should be the only one allowed to use such phrases.I've been incredibly fair in recent years, up to this point.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34,
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ButThe EOD (online)
says:
wobble
verb (1) move unsteadily from side to side. (2) (of the voice) tremble. (3) waver between different courses of action.
could you explain the definition you are applying to this use of the word wobble?
or is it just that your definition has not made it into the book yet.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35,
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:37,
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You mentioned herbie as if it was a real thing*points*
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:40,
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If I'd have used the name "Kit" I could have been discussing a time you were last popular.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:41,
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I refuse to point out that you have in fact miss-spelt "KITT"oh crap.....
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:44,
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I shall wear that one on a t-shirtwith pride
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Dawwhe's a special needs kitten.
I can't answer your question about cars so I'll just answer another question instead:
Yellow and black, like a bee.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29,
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what question were you answering?MY question is why can't i find the lyrics i need online?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32,
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What colour are my pants?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:34,
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do they humm as well?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:35,
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That kitten looks like a fucking gremlin.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29,
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I could eat a whole one of those.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:31,
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Draw a set of tits on it.Or don't. I'd hate for people to think I'm some kind of fascist.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:31,
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I fucking hate catsThey are cunts, no exceptions
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:32,
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JMG signing in.Report in wobbling warriors.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:39,
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would you like some coffee?i've just made a pot
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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43,
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I would yes,thank you.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43,
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I would love to have a bathbut I haven't installed mine yet.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:47,
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I've only got space in my flat for a showerThey should invent a shower cubicle with a seal that fills with water up to neck height, and then you wash that way.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49,
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You need an Omnitub!www.omnitub.co.uk/
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49,
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ZOMG!I should've marked it NSFW. It is shapely though.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:14,
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I wish I could get this stupid program to workOther than that, I'm really looking forward to moving in to my new gaff on Saturday.
BT have already set up the phone line. It only took 2 days once it was successfully ordered. Broad band to be ordered tonight.
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SuperMatt, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40,
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I'd like to be a fat he-man(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41,
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moving your arm up and down makes you inflate.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42,
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I'm going to the bank soon.To update my account. I'll have my best business hat on, specially.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41,
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Hats are very important in big business.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45,
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Top hats less so these daysI would go for one of those rasta tea cosy affairs.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:49,
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I can't *munch* contain *munch* my anger*chew chew chew* Your posting *spills crumbs down moobs* drives me to *munch* outrage *opens bag of doritos*
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41,
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I'm off to watch Transformers.woo.
EDIT: Not the new one, the first one, I've only watched it online and not a proper copy.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43,
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I've just solved VERY IMPORTANT car troubles JMG.I have grubby hands and everything.
I'm now going to have my lunch, the details of which I shall not be divulging to the internet.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:06,
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Well done on cleaning the ash tray Ammy Badge!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09,
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I'm so going to shoot you down.Just like Jesse James.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:14,
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I couldn't shoot you because if you stood sideways I wouldn't have a chance/pew pew pew.
You can never shoot me down, I'm DG :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16,
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It's the bastard scratches that the needles leave :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:19,
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Those motherfucking skag-head bastards.No respect for anybody else's property.
If I had a Honda, I'd show 'em...
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23,
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In 15 minutesI get to decide whether or not to destroy the futures of all this year's final year students.
POWER. Bring it on.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:44,
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I've no idea what you meanbut I did roffle a bit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:47,
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On behalf of all final year students:if you don't I'll make it worth your while.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:47,
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Sexy briberythe best kind. You're on.
they are actually a pretty good lot, they are all going to at least pass and most will get good degrees. But you can't back out now, you've offered ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:57,
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The things I do on behalf of my fellow students...(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09,
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AND it'll only take you a couple of minutes.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:17,
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I'm eating some cornflakesand drinking tea, OFFLINE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:44,
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I just played golf and lost my phone.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:45,
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I'm on a new notebook.and have rewritten all my Psych notes for a mini exam tomorrow. Nothing like a little crisis right before exam week.
Am calm though. Have chocolate. :)
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MIKE WOZ ERE REPORTING FOR WOBBLING JMG, SIR, PEACE BE UPON HIM.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:53,
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I might do some more workMight.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:59,
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I ate lots for my lunch and now I'm all sleepyI want a nap please
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:00,
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I deserve a rest also.I've been run off my feet all day long.
We should be more like the Spanish, with siestas and the running of bulls at fat middle aged people etc.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:03,
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soldering iron out, spottiness about to commence(
spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:09,
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only if you keep poking your face with the hot end.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15,
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So THAT'S where I went wrong at GCSEs...also using a soldering iron in food technology didn't help.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23,
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you could sign a roast chicken though.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29,
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Everything I've eated today has been between breadthat's quite wobbly.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:13,
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mmm bread sandwichso... dry.... *mouth clams up*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15,
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It's like the 1 minute weetabix challenge.one dry within a minute. TRY IT.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:17,
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including the bread itself?infinite sandwich recursion.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:15,
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I didn't think this throughnow it's bread forever
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:16,
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I do this all the time as wellI can't eat without two loaves positioned to either side of my face. It adds the equilibrium that I'm so sorely lacking in my day-to-day life.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:23,
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helps with the agoraphobia(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:29,
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I can't wobble todayI'm angry in real life.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 14:26,
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GollyImagine spending five hours reading QOTW.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:50,
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poppycock(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:43,
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There are some fairly grim stories this week.Which is to be expected.
But I've never understood why people go to a website where most folk a continually taking the piss, post harrowing true stories and then complain about getting laughed at.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52,
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Though, if they didn't, we wouldn't be able to take the pissAnd that would be sad.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:53,
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You're right.This is clearly a SERIOUS AND VEXING ISSUE.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55,
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VAUXHALL VEXINGHONDA DISCORD
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19,
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your free trial has ended(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30,
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credit can be purchased atwww.sendgluedeelpie.com/piepal
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:34,
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joke's on youthat website isn't even real!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40,
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There has to be some subtler stupidity to this post that I have missed.(
WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:01,
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thanks for making me feel like a nerd for laughing at that(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20,
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speaking of stupidity,i was just reading some of that down there about exams
a friend of mine's sister was at college and was taked with writing about 'the significance of 'courtly love' in romeo & juliet'
she wrote a whole essay about courtney love instead
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05,
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i read the first few paragraphsshe isn't clever enough to fake a whole document just for yuks
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08,
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she'd tried REALLY HARD to find any connectionlots of hole lyrics quoted and clumsy parallels were drawn
i asked for a copy but didn't get one
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18,
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reminds me a bit of a story my music teacher told the class,about someone who wrote in an essay on the life of [some famous classical composer] that he lived in a pub. Because it had said in the textbook that at one point he moved to a "larger house".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:21,
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this made i rofflewell, not so much a roll on the floor as a slight wobble on my beanbag, but wobl isn't such a widely-accepted term
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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:20,
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i like that it still essentially says 'wobble'(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22,
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I couldn't reach my computer sat on a bean bagdo you have long arms?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31,
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I'm still undecidedas to whether the huge response is due to the fact that most people experience bullying, or that QOTWers are a bunch of weedy little spackers that deserve a slap.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:56,
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Go to one of their bashes,Start a fight.
Only way of proving it for sure.
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:58,
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But they've all had batman style frog licking ninja training nowand will kick us dead!
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:02,
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Superninja-fats Vs The Bastards(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06,
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Super-skaghead Honda Challenge!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:14,
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also this is a humour websitenot a support group for the emotionally spacko.
It's a crying shame when the only funny genuine story was by (as much as it pains me to say) Wormulus.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:04,
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It's only /talkers that post genuine funny storiesEveryone elses are either unfunny, fradulant or both...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09,
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DunnoI can derive amusement from their fucked up fantasist outpourings. Imagine the salty tears running down the retarded face of the fucking cretin that posted that shite above.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:09,
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Oh god I shouldn't reply to thatbut I'm so tempted, maybe something about a Honda Accord?
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www.b3tards.com/u/9a8441c6e0b73ddb4e32/magentaaccord_%5B%5D.jpg
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52,
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I'm trying to post it every time someone mentions "honda accord".(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55,
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well, within reason.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57,
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MAGENTA(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35,
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Gee Whiz(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52,
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Crivvins.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52,
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Jings(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52,
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Help ma boab.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:52,
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Oh, my goodness.When did the humour die :(
Actually, I've never posted anything funny so I'm not really qualified for this sort of comment. Sorry.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:56,
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It's a crazy world we live in,where everyone who doesn't want to put their cock in an animal is a fascist.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:11,
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Stillif that's what it says in the dictionary, we're not in any position to argue.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:13,
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Poor chapHe needs a hug.
And maybe a free Honda Accord.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:00,
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I agree. He just needs a pug. Good thinking Theo.A pug.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03,
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Everyone would be happier if they had a pug to look atAll that anger would melt away 'twixt the folds of the pug's face
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:03,
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my foot would.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:05,
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Your foot would melt away?Are you allergic to pugs? This is a SERIOUS AFFLICTION and you should seek Doctor Help immediately.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:07,
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You foot would melt due to the awesomeness of a pug. Because you've got leprosy.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08,
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I too often get pugs and crumpets confusedThe butter melts delightfully on both of them though.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:06,
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If a pug could work out stiltsThey would rule the world.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08,
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Oh WormyLet me buy you a pug, that'll cheer you up
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:10,
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Cats are betterBut in the land of dogs, pugs are king.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:12,
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i'm not sure i wouldthey look like a bulldog crossed with a yorkshire terrier, and i am fearful of all terriers
give me a border collie any day
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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:42,
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this one, specificallywww.dogbreed-gifts.com/pug/cards/cowboy_pug.jpg
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:08,
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I want these to wear outrlv.zcache.com/pug_shoes-p167894883845178403ycyh_400.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:18,
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i looked for a dino-pug but the pictures weren't as good(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19,
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one or two dino pugs herewww.pug.portlandlabrador.com/Pug_Crawl_2008.htm
Best ones are the spider pug and steven hawkings pug
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M o D, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:40,
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i just looked up honda accords on ebay, just cosshortly followed by a search for one of my favourite cars, the volvo 940 estate. i reckon the 940 is a much better anti-bully device
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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:30,
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That was going to be my next comment.What with me being Velma and that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:19,
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Careful, now.He's been to jail for stamping on a paedo's cock.
I might tell him that I want to fuck his newborn cousin. I hope it makes him proud to be part of this site.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:16,
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Go easyhe's already short on tears. Probably have to move onto piss when they run out.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:22,
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I felt a bit bad for posting it.Then I remembered that the man spent 5 hours of his life crying at a website.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 13:27,
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Prison can break a maneven made up prison which didn't happen.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:31,
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being nice to each other is their equivalent of lunch threadsit's not technically necessary, but it oils the board nicely
bacon, onion, pepper and chilli pizza, made with highland mozarella
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spacefish bong!, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:28,
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Your absolutely rightThere is some serious pandering going on here
If I had to name my favourite B3tans, i doubt QOTWers would even get in the top 500
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:35,
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Quick!www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post426162
Someone make up some bollocks!
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Hello, Yes.I just had an exam. I think I did quite well considering my lack of revision.
What was your last exam like?
If you can't remember or haven't had an exam, tell me about your day.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:30,
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I went for quantity over quality.Hopefully there'll be some good stuff in amongst the crap that they'll credit me for.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:31,
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It was on monday,and I filled 24 pages of the answer book (two full books) in an hour and a half.
I had cramp.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:31,
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just writing 'i am a fish'over and over and over doesn't cut it, i'm afraid
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:33,
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You're jumping at every chance to say something mean to me :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:33,
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i've just come back from my lunchbreakalso, just checked and before i went to lunch, i hadn't replied to you in a while
so shut up, you titbox
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36,
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I can't remember it was so fucking long ago.I think it was multiple choice about Business Management Styles and Health & Safety laws.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:32,
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*clubs**drags back to cave by hair*
ME CAVEMAN FOUND CHER
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:37,
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Hold it down while I draw a picture of it on the wall.(
thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39,
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It's about twelve years since I last sat an exam.From what I remember it involved sitting in a big room and writing things down.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:33,
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Strangely enough the first state exam I ever sat, I got the tune of The Locomotion stuck in my head.Every exam since it starts going again once the invigilator told everyone to start.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35,
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My last exam was the driving theory testI scored bonus points for running over a skag 'ead with the Honda Accord.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34,
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No, I'm lying to make myself popular on the internetBecause I'm from /qotw.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:37,
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Well...I think you know what you have to do then don't you?
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thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:40,
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Blame my crippling undiagnosed Asperger's?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:41,
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But I strive for acceptance in these lawless lands!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:44,
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We do have a law here.And striving for acceptance is agin it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:47,
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The first hurdleThat trips so many wide-eyed naive /QOTWers.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:49,
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www.b3tards.com/u/9a8441c6e0b73ddb4e32/magentaaccord_%5B%5D.jpg
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:49,
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RubbishAlthough it was over a year ago now, yey.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34,
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He didn't ask for an appraisal of yourself,then for the last time you had sex.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35,
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If I last had sex over a year ago, do you really think I would be saying yey?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:42,
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To some folk that'd be an achievement.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:49,
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my last one was a PAT testing exam.it annoys me because the T in PAT stands for Testing,
but EVERYONE here says 'PAT testing' so i've had to invent another initial
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35,
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You already have a superfluous initial.What you need is a meaning to attach to it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36,
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We need to maintain the highest standards around here.Otherwise we'll end up like QOTW.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:39,
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ATM Machine(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38,
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the condition that causes people to do that is called RAS syndromeen.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAS_syndrome
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38,
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I'm taking a week off work with that(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:40,
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I was tested on my ability to operate big machinesTurns out I can operate big machines.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:35,
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Did you know that before the test?Or did it come as a surprise?!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:43,
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I knowit was a huge relief.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:46,
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Oh yeah GCSE's... what funstudying a bunch of hopeless subjects, that where as useful as an ice cream defroster
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Maybe if you would have worked harder you would have worked out how to use apostrophes properly.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 12:36,
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I'll be honest, the most I've got out of proper apostrophe use is not having to listen to pedants here whinge.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:55,
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Your cat pornsparked off a highly entertaining /board v /talk war last night.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38,
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Yeah i noticed thatyou'd think i posted something grotesquely inhumane, wait a minute i think i answered my own question
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I wondered what all the shit about Riverghost was on the popular page(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:50,
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Can't remember my last exambut I have an exam story of some mild interest.
I revised for The Rime of the Ancient Mariner before my Shakespeare exam by accident.
and only realised when I saw the paper.
I also only answered half my paper in English Language and realised with about 10 minutes left
I wrote a brief explanation saying that all te questions in this section were answered in the previous and appealed to the goodwill of the examiner.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51,
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My driving theory.50 out of 50 for questions.
56 out of 75 for Hazard perception.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:51,
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I've just spoken to a manwho looked the absolute double of John Landis.
I'm now drinking a cup of tea.
ROCKNFUCKINROLL
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:57,
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Headlines on the Times Sport website:"United fans warned about dangers of ‘Stab City’"
Bet they wish they'd booked to go to Candyapple City now.
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Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:52,
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Alright, you fat cunt?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54,
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Not bad.Surprisingly chipper for a Wednesday.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58,
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Can I have some smoked cod, curry chips and onion rings?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00,
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I'm not A chipperyou crazy Irish.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:05,
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My mistake.Egg fried rice and duck in a black bean sauce.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09,
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I'd like a Hawaiian and an Americano.What? You're not a pizza place?
I thought this was a brothel
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:10,
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I like this post, it contains just enough lol, crazy and whackyand the fact that it's from Malchick means that he'll disappear in a few minutes making us wonder why we bothred.
I am very pleased with this style of shit news link - Not actually including a link to the shit news story the poster is making an hilarious comment about.
Good job all round
4/5 would read again
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55,
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Please to be reviewing all posts in this format todayThey can go in the newsletter
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58,
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This post leaves me coldNo real clarity of intention or content.
Must try harder
1/5
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00,
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Dear Wormulus,I'm thinking of parting my hair.
Would you recommend left or right?
Regards,
Kaol.
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:05,
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Let all your hair flop over the front of your headthen flick your head back.
Whichever way the most hair goes - this is the way you should push or comb the rest.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07,
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Y'see,That's the kinda pro-advice that I wouldn't be able to get anywhere else.
Thanks.
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:08,
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A word of warning.Do not use a mirror to see which side looks best.
It is actually the opposite of what everyone else sees.
Use a webcam instead.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09,
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This is your homepagewww.jewtube.com/video/2156/JERRY-SEINFELDS-1ST-STAND-UP-ON-TV
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:16,
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And you're my Court Jester, with ballbags dangling from your multi-dibble hat. You swing them into your mouth for lols and you enjoy it.p.s. I'm busy at work today so can't have epic cussing matches today dude :( Can't show these gripplings how to do it properly...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17,
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A spastic with a strong grip.Down's are elites in the Grippling tree.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:22,
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Ah, I see.I resent that.
Although the concept of Mong-Strength fills me with glee.
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:24,
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It's not a concept.The giant red octopus has the world's second strongest grip. It used to have the first until David Belamy discovered otherwise whilst escorting a Down's child by the hand when an Ice Cream van drove past. They also charge like wailing, snot covered Bulls when they see something yellow.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:28,
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I've fallen for those damnMirror tricks before.
Now I smash every reflective surface I see, in a futile, bellowing rage.
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Cawl, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11,
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This headline worries me a bit: Girl 'traumatised' by gang rapenews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8058181.stm
Usually when people 'write' things in 'quotes' it implies 'that' there is doubt.
My guess is she's fine with it.
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Under the picture:"The girl's mobile phone was stolen by one of her attackers"
OH SHIT, HER PHONE? NOW I'M REALLY CONCERNED!
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56,
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Most people reading that probably had difficultyunderstanding why she used a phone box.
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I'll admit here, that I didn't really read the storyJust saw the caption under the picture.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58,
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There is a bridge in the picturenothing else.
Are we really expected to believe that the bridge raped a girl?
Come on! pleeeeeease
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01,
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This post contains two examples ofitalic text, the first demonstrates a good grasp of the idiom. However, this appears to have gone to the posters head as the second use is entirely unwarranted, indeed I expected the term LOL or OMG to appear shortly afterwards.
Not bad, but room for improvement 3/5
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You're a fine one for immitating my memesI bet you fancy me.
AND WITH GOOD CAUSE
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:08,
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But until I copy itit isn't a meme, it's just you posting stuff.
I complete you, and you know it.
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Don't worrylots of people think it's really cool now. In fact, I saw a Cock Tuesday T-Shirt in Primark the other day.
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If it actually became bigger than this siteI would be really upset, because I wouldn't be getting the attention.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:17,
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Gang rape by scousers is every girl's secret knicker-fizzing fantasyI bet she begged them and they weren't even that keen.
She bribed them with her phone.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:59,
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Well it's an odd rebranding choice for Rome if nothing else(
Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55,
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Yes....yes.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56,
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The headlines for The Polo Times is always just a various sort of nasal gwuff and cheer."Pff RAR!"
"Hiphoo FNAR!"
"What ho FNEE!"
The backpage comic is just a posh person gluffing at a peasant and trying to put horseshoes on them.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58,
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Uug! OooOoOO! *swings from branches and throws a tyre*I want some now. This isn't fair. I've got a crap sandwich for lunch.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07,
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I bet you said this with a evil villan cackle afterwards.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:14,
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It could still refer to several distinct phenomena.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:10,
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Ive read lots of news today, because it's the only thing you're really allowed to do other than workBut I certainly did not read about the football. Yukky football.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07,
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Bloddy DLR!!!charming this weekend when i need to go down to London docklands, they decide to have construction on the tracks to improve it
...pricks
thankfully there's gonna be a shuttle service, but talk about annoying
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Yeah, CUNTSHow DARE they improve their infrastructure! ESPECIALLY when you want to use it! The outrage. I'd write to your local paper if I were you.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:21,
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Although you've probably missed this what with the whole Paris thingbut they've stopped calling it "Engineering Works" and now call it "Planned Improvements" as if changing the words makes it better that they are fucking up your day.
Here's a thought for the 3am beardy-stroking meeting marketing cuntpuffins that charged half-a-million quid for the "slogan image change concept" - if you'd PLANNED, you wouldn't need fucking IMPROVEMENTS, would you now?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38,
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Can I rant about the fact the Victoria Line is going on strike from 9pm for 24 hours?(
Jobe, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41,
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Fuck, yeah.Paid 40 grand a year for a 35 hour week, 50 days holiday a year and they aren't allowed to work for more than an hour and a half without a break and they're STILL striking?
If I was still in London I'd hunt the cunts down and disembowel them with the blunt spoon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:43,
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I'm in London, but I only have a plastic teaspoon.It could take some time...
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thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:45,
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the longer the bettermake them suffer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:47,
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From what I can gather, they're striking now because someone was sacked becausehe breached safety procedures. He opened the doors on the wrong side of the tube, then denied making a mistake when he was in his disciplinary. Apparently this is all revolving aruond safety issues. I get the Victoria line every day, and have seen no problems. If it was that unsafe, they'd do some "planned improvement" and sort it out.
I might go on strike just for the fun of it. Seems the thing to do.
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Jobe, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:50,
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Oh jesus christEverybody makes mistakes. Quite frankly, if you jumped off the tube when all you could see in front of you was wall, then maybe you shouldn't be using it unattended
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:53,
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It won't just be that.That'll be his final thing. You need 5 or 6 major disciplinary errors to even get close to sacking on LU
in any case, I suspect the issue here isn't the error (which anyone could do, although given the Viccy line is semi-auto that's ALL he has to fucking do) but that he lied about it. Deserves all he fucking gets. Own up to your mistakes. Fucking coward.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11,
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Ah so it's a rebranded 'shit the track is bent, get a hammer Geoff' instead of proper improvementsI feel slightly bad about shouting at smathels now. Sorry smathels.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:42,
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On the DLR it's probably something to do with the Olympics as it goes.but, yeah, you've got the general gist.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:46,
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annoying - a word used to signify that something has caused annoyance(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:21,
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I don't want to talk about annoying.I want to talk about The Apprentice.
I'm more than a little excited about it tonight. I hope Howard gets to be PM and that someone physically hurts Debra.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:21,
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I watched in last week for the first timeI will not be doing it again. What a shower of bellends all those people are.
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they're using reality tv to pick prime ministers now?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:23,
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I've still never watched it.I think this is a result for me. I normally go out of my way to watch TV shows that annoy me.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:34,
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It's not a patch on Super Sweet Sixteen, but still quite good.I am an armchair business expert. Think there's a career in that?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:35,
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I'd like to think so.I'm an armchair idle sweary bastard. Think there's a career in that?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:36,
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Butbutbut .... Franthey're all fucktards. not one contestant on that has ever actually done anything prior to going on, or had any real ability, because otherwise they'd have been able to get where they wanted without going on that program. It's the business equivalent of X-factor. Except that it's OK to prostitute the media because that's essentially how the media works. It's not really very clever to do it in an actual business environment. Things tend to go to shit very rapidly.
We shouldn't be fucking encouraging this. We should be culling them for the general good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:35,
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Yeah but it's got great music.Alright fuckface?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:37,
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not bad , there.how's the world from a foot lower down and sexier?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:39,
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Not bad.Coping with OFFLINEDRAMA quite well. Things are looking up. As am I. Constantly.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:42,
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Butbutbut .... NikI like fucktards and media prostitution and making people do things in an artificial environment that they wouldn't dream of doing elsewhere. It's why I also like Big Brother.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38,
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I know, and that's finebut this isn't an artifical enviroment in the end, the winner actually gets a job. And it's making people think that the qualites displayed by those sub-neanderthal IQ arsefezs are actually valued in a business environment.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41,
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I don't understand why anyone would want to work for Sir Alan 'Em@iler' Sugar(
Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:35,
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Oh they started the construction work to interrupt your travel arrangements like I told them too?Good, good, excellent, yes.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:23,
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London?Never heard of it.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:23,
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OH EM GEE!Like, what're we gonna do? I hope that this doesn't disrupt my day. I don't know how I'm going to cope after hearing this news.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:27,
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*slaps*for the love of god, woman. calm down!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:27,
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*kicks you in the shins*(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:28,
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BWA HA HAlove you really, i'm going on lunch now
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:32,
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Use a car, hippy.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:35,
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Here to help.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:39,
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I am on the phone to Transport for LondonThey have written me a cheque for £9.42
for a claim for £20.00
I wonder how they reached their number.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:38,
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Apparently my claim is made as a pro-rata claim against the cost of my original season ticketnot the cost of the tickets I bought to replace it.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:41,
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Maybe now they can tell me why I am not allowed to make a futher claim for a second ticket.Their letter says I am entitled to 2 claims per year.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:42,
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Because some fucker would claim every day if they couldPlaces like Unilever get people writing in very often, for vouchers. If they allowed it, they'd go fucking bust.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:47,
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apparently becuase I left my card at home and wasn't able to return the same daythis counts as two claims.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:51,
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At least they processed my claim quickly and had reasonably sensible answers.I was misled by a lady that worked for South Eastern Trains.
Next time I will get my advice from Transport for London.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:56,
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"Dear Unilever,This Cillit Bang when applied to my work surfaces does actually make a 'bang', I would like some compensation. Thank you."
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:54,
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'Dear UnileverI applied Dove shower gel to my face and left it for 3 days, thinking it was face lotion. Now my face is red and crusty. I want compensation'
TRUE CASE
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57,
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I'm the replacement service, hop on my back, I'll take you anywhere.I got a number on my forehead.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:46,
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I really really want this to be true.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 11:47,
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It IS true!You can sit on the upper deck
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:51,
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some cunt just graded my undergraduate paperand he obviously hadn't read the questions
when was the the last time you had to deal with someone missing the obvious?
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In a bar in Phuket.I really don't want to talk about it.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:53,
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But train travel is one of the best kinds of travelBeats the shit out of flying, that's for sure.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03,
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The trouble is that a lot of people leave their wits behind them when they get on a train, or go into any public forum for that matter.(, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)
I can imagine that dealing with the public in a job like yours must test your patience quite heftilyBut then again, TRAINS! Weeeeeee choo-choo!
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:06,
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It does, and it only takes one to ruin the day.But yeah, I can sit in the back cab and piss about with the horn while doing my sudoku.
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Must be nice chugging over the hills and dalesBetter view than from my office. Oh look, a carpet warehouse.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:13,
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Mostly we do cattle trucks full of commutersBut we do, from time to time, get to escape into the country:
view from the office
And another
And another
And another
And another
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
How many different ways can you think of telling someone that is stood under an A1 size poster that says "IT IS AN OFFENCE TO SMOKE IN THESE PREMISES" to put their fag out?(, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)
And people here wonder why I scoff at english law.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07,
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The trouble is we can be held responsible if we do not 'advise' people to put fags out in what is essentially our work place.So if a punter complains that I didn't tell someone to stop smoking then I am held in breach of that law. THE WORLD'S GONE MAD, I TELLS YA!
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, archived)
Become a train driver they seem to earn a fortune(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04,
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They do.I have medical crap that stops me for the time being anyway.
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Perhaps i shall apply....(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07,
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I am in fine health!Perfect blood pressure, lungs and all that jazz, which is bizarre...
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:11,
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I dont see what over burdened planes have to do with this.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:17,
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I don't know why you bothered to answer them anywayThey were probably beneath your dignity.
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WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:17,
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