I have Tizer. It's not as good as I remember.What did you have recently after not having it for ages that wasn't as good as you remembered?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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Raisins?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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oooh they are nice.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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you know they're good for you.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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nah it was a lump of toffee, WOW is right it's Riesinor whatever which isn't far off my initial guess.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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nah it's like toffee right, but with a chocolate coating(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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RIESEN.German for giants.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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get this right, it's like toffee yeah, but it's got a chocolate coating.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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nah toffee right with a chocolate coating, not a beverage(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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it's like resin, coated in chocolate, but not resin, toffee.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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Roisin?Ah, begorrah.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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hmm Roison Murphy coated in chocolate might be nice.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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Great voice, not so sure about the face.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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A bit like Rosin, only not, it'd just ruin your violin, toffee yeah, chocolate yeah.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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Raising Arizona?Are you going CHBashing?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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at the moment I'm not, I may be tempted if I was toffee and coated in chocolate though(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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Maid Marian and Her Merry Men.The DVDs of both series. Taking up space on the shelves now.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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iz she wel fit tho?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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No, she looks like one of those women that wear hemp and don't vaccinate their children.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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The theme song is still great though right?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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The songs are good, the rest is shit.Well, except Rabies, obviously.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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teenage mutant ninja turtlesi was their biggest fan. now they are shit when I watch them on tv links etc :(
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CigaretteI'm giving up, had one on thursday and didn't enjoy it as much as what I thought I would.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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Fuck sake.Another one bites the dust.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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Indeed. We'll see how well I do...I go through healthy stages of skipping and getting in shape for summer and then binge drinking and smoking again.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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I shall resolutely carry on smoking.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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I caught a look of myself in the mirror the other day and I looked awful.No drinking for a while and off the fags.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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*shrugs* you looked alright at the beginning of the month.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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mandermandermander ;Paw thanks, but I felt puffy and need to have a little detox and do some sit ups. Feeling better already.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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I need to do some sit ups.Can't be fucked.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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I don't do much boozing these days and I don't smoke, I look dreadful all the time.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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You lot are worse than women.No you don't.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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I'll be the judge of that, thank you.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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Tizer the drink is rubbish.Tizer the Police Constable is awesome.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Look at it's eyes!I done a real LOL.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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Domestic cats are pretty shit.I like Lynxes, pumas, lions etc, but an old biddy's moggie? fuck that shit
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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A mate of mine employed one of his cats in his companyand was paid a salary, which basically meant he could get tax deductable cat food, vet bills, cat toys, etc, for Clio and his other 14 cats.
Clio also designed the company logo, after walking on a red ink pad and across some pre-printed invoices.
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turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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They changed the flavour that's why(
St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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I think that the last thread has raised an important question.How many snooker balls can Friz fit into his cheeks.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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All 22(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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Seeing as I have no idea what he looks like4, and two of them little chalky cube things.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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17Oh sorry, that was volleyballs.
147.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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that's the noise of him ramming them right in there(
sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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my face isn't actually upside downit's just my mad photoshop skillz that make it look that way!
however, you should be scared anyway
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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Why are they called medicine balls?What do they cure except wussism?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Is that a porky, Gummyhead?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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but that's the worst disease imaginable!*juggles 3 medicine balls with one hand while punching out godzilla*
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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I NOI'm well hard for a girl.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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life is hardand so am I
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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So hump her headthen run really fast because short people are light so probably can run faster than other people.
Damn, that didn't rhyme.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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Semi skimmed or full fat?(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Skimmed.Yes, I know. More for me then, isn't it?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Full fat unless you're a fucking failure of a human being(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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Or you knowsomeone who doesn't LIKE full fat. It makes me want to vomit my face off.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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"Full fat unless you're a fucking failure of a human being"No excuses.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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I give you three years before you need a crane and firemen to get out of your house.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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Because I drink milk that has 2% more fat in it?5% of the whole drink isn't that much.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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Yes, exactly that.I bet you inject it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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I'd like to "inject" you with my "milk"(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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LIESyou want to inject my eyes with bleach, admit it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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No,I think you're quite good.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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Oh Benji.Why the hatred?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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It's his gimmick.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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No, grrrmachine's gimmick is to hate everything,mine is to hate everything without a valid defence.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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If you're a fatty like meYou just bypass milk altogether and go straight for the cream
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There's orange top nowMakes the drama of buying milk even more confusing for the discerning idiot
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Does nobody read the label, then?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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There's no directions on milk.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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But there is a label that says whether it's skimmed or semi skimmed or what have you.Don't tell me I've got milk-related hallucinations.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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But most people don't do silly things like reading when they go shoppingThey just get whatever grabs their attention.
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UToL doesn'the rubs himself up against the shelves and buys whatever falls off.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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it's up to YOU to decide what to do with itvideo it and put it on youtube
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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BUT I CAN'T DECIDE!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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SemiSkimmed taste horrible and Full Fat will make you full fat.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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72 scrotums full.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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One of those dairy lea ones?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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One of the ting ones.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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He's been in training.He always carries one in both sides to build up the slack so I think he's up to 6 now.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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is that because he can't find crabapples?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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one snooker table in each cheek(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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As we all know, SSG's on his last legs and we're all trying to muscle in on his hot girlfriend.What would you like from the JMG Emporium of YES should I shuffle off this mortal coil?
No fatties.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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I think we should all share her.I would like your Kingdom.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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Your NUFC season ticket.Or possibly any hats you may have.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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A pair of JMG pantsI imagine they'd fetch a pretty penny on eBay.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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*dances about*fuck yeaaaaah!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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I demand PHOTOS when it arrives, binky.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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YES*cathatsnogs*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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*leaping smooch*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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Where is this cathatshop of which you speak?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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i kinda want thiswww.splitreason.com/product/598
but hats don't suit me, really.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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this is greatcthulhu ski mask
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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I tell you how the internet has changed recently.A few months ago, if Wormulus was getting bullied. I'd expect at least one girl to stick up for him.
These days whenever anybody has a go at Wormulus, YOU stand up for him.
JMG is a full Wormulus supporter in these tough times. But I don't wish to come off looking like a bird.
Calm down, DG!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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I'm very disappointed at him in his recent attack of Taking The Internet Seriously.Why is it only the rubbish ones that stay?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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I think the internet got serious with him.I'm sad he's flounced but I think that internet has gone TOO FAR.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Oh The Internet.When will you learn?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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No because it's moving into REAL LIFEin fact, that was pretty much the whole point of the thing was it not? So that people from real life could see all the internet things that are said about him.
It's seriously getting to the point that it could put his whole career in danger and I think that's definitely TOO FAR.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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That's kind of my point.If you;re going to the trouble of finding out someone's employers because someone has been mocking/annoying you on the internet, that's a truly pathetic level of Internet Seriousness.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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TFD.This is why some of us, better people don't bring our offline stuff on to the internet.
Yes, in time it has upset a large mammal to the North, but I think at the end of the day I'm b3ta's greatest success story.
Yes, I want to turn all the attention on me.
Me.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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I don't think he ever did apart from the fact that lots of people here, mainly because they've met him, know his real name.They've used this to fuck up lots of stuff for him, it's as lame as sending real life death threats because of SERIOUS INTERNET BUSINESS.
I'm sure that you, JMG, would never lower yourself to such obese, sweaty handed seriousness.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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I too have a backlog of back-acne'd hate messages.:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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I never know most of what's gone on.But have I been blamed?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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For this, numerous counts of obesity and for the holocaust.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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I've always liked Wormulus :) Top bloke :)Plus I've also always looked like a girl online...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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I think I'm going to have to sit you down and discuss the current, correct view on smilies.*Firm handshakes and punching of the obese.*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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BLOOOOOOOORP(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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Manananananateeteeteetee!(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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aaaaaaaaDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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I'm not. How hot could she really be? Is she hot in the way that internet men think any female is?I'd like your eyes and pancreas please.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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No, she's actually genuinely beautiful.Also, I said this first to SSG, therefore I get her.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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Ah. Damn you, you've got good taste.I will gladly help you in your quest though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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it's not a lot of moneyI think he might have more than two p
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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It's the mykeyboy style of deflecting insults.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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It sort of has though because we're all talking about this, rather than how many snooker balls friz can fit in his cheeks.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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snooker balls stopped being a challengehe uses volleyballs now
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Needs more insincere smilies.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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a proven formula!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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the fact that he calls himself fat means he isn't fat anymore(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.SSG'll show the devil a thing or two I think. Like how to draw cows.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Shut up Shitheads.. BLIMEY the football.It begins again..
WHY are all the initially tantalising away days for us placed midweek?!
What are your new fixture views.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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link me up, there's something i need to check and i'm very lazy(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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fine. i'll do it myself.but i won't forget this. one day... i won't insult you but i will join in when someone else does so i can guarantee that i will have some support! then you'll be sorry.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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You seem to have the right idea(
Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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Start a new thread about it.I'll join in I swear.
Has my shit cd turned up yet?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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it may have arrived today. i won't know until i get home.oh god the excitement!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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I've got a raging erection just thinking about it.I should have made a copy for myself.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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It'll be nice in Suffolk at the arse end of September JMG.Be sure to get your picture taken with Sir Bobby's statue.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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At least THAT one's a Saturday.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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I'm booking the weekend off now.I DEMAND football based roffles with you JMG.
No b4sh talk, fat birds or gays allowed.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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no, i've done it nowit was a very boring thing i had to find out
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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look at this insteadwww.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Upside-Down-Pictures--2433-0.asp
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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cleveri might make one of myself
my beard is more impressive than most peoples' head hair
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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i'm pretty shit with photoshopwe'll see
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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So that only people on the dole can watch it(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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We're taking our tops off in advance.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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I want to put floating shelves up.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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Start filling your house with water up to half way.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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Such a good idea.You = genial genius.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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The mind boggles.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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I heard that the Newcastle goalposts are now sponsored by Primarksince they'll just be jumpers from next season.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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I HATE FOOTBALL!I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FOOTBALL IS!
I HATE BIG BROTHER!
I'VE NEVER WATCHED IT!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
HALT EVERYTHING ASIDES DINNER! DR WHO'S ON!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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Because most of the people who go to football matches are dole, so it doesn't matter what day of the week it is.(
SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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Crumbs, I was beaten to thisI blame JMG. Truly, I do.
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SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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why would anyone bother looking at the lower leagues?I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a bunch of fat geordies crying over that shower of shit getting demoted.
No offence, forum banter etc etc
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I'm supposed to over-react, aren't I?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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Maybe we're expected to follow the example of others by shifting our allegiance to another club...NEWCASTLE'S NOT A BIG CLUB!!!!!! etc
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
For some reason London water sometimes smells like a wet dog(
Malaka omdz, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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You can't get any fresh air there.I have to stick my head out once we get to Rickmansworth to get a couple of gulps on the way home.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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That's because you're twisting it out of an Alsatian(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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I AM CLEANING THE HOUSEAS MY DAD IS COMING OVER.
LOL.
"COMING OVER".
LOL LOL
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
"CLEANING THE HOUSE"?this is clearly a euphemism for a "gentleman's handwash"
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I'd come over your dad.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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Christmas of MISERY at your end.MISERY.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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Wednesday 30th will be a Hump Day of GLOATING JAMMY!SOOOOOOPA HOOOPS!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Perhaps we could raise a festive ale together before/after the match.In the spirit of regional harmony and all-round top-chappery.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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the cheapest I've found is £43, but that's via birmingham and will take ages. And birmingham smells.I want to though.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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oh gwan. please.my trip up will take about 5 hours and i have to go via london. i'll have to change trains twice.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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It'd be a right treat to meet you.You'd get SUCH a hugging, you wouldn't know what hit/hugged you.
That goes for you too, rhcpaul.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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you totally HAVE to come.i squeeze pretty tightly myself. YOU WILL NOT BREATHE.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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is no-one else from the area going?you might be able to cadge a lift. that's what i'm doing
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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what about the GMoS?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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Because you're in the championship like pet.You don't get proper fixtures as you're expected to be knocked out of all cup competitions relatively early.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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GahHe's back. Only on /links so far.
Edit - He, Sebastian Wormbox, posted as InternetLawyerman, then deleted.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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Are you trying to become accepted by hating SickRik as well?It's a good strategy, blue-namer.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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Bit of tooth missing here.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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I know exactly what you're talking about,Thanks for the context!
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
ALRIGHT THERE CHOMPY!How's your crisis?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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Dunno,waiting for their response but I wrote them a nice but fairly strong letter saying that I would not respond to threats, I would not deal with them over the phone, and I expect them to give me accurate information as soon as they can.
No response as yet.
edit: how are you? how was your birthday?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
There's not enough righteous facebricking in thatI like your style tho. *thumbs up*
Edit: My birthday sucked epically thanks to Mr Baroness, I'm fine now tho.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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I bet they ring me tonight and spout data protection at me,But I deal with data protection all day so I'll confuse them.
Any plans today?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
Aaaah, data protection.I have already had coffee with a real life person. In twenty five minutes I will toddle to the gym.
Howz about j00?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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work work work work,home, that's about it,
I'm saving for Glastonbury so I'm not going out anywhere this week.
Housemate's back from abroard tonight with a cold, so I'll be avoiding him.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
Knowing his jet set lifestyle, it's probably swine flu.Lock him in his bedroom.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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He rung me up to ask if it was swine flu,it's not he's got a sore throat.
pussy.
One week today until glastonbury.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
I saw a t-shirt in topshop that said "I (heart) MUD"Amd I thought of you at glasto ;)
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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slim shady?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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iwantmycathatnowiwantmycathatnowiwantmycathatnowiwantmycathatnow(
sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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didyouorderit???!!!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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I was going to order a cathatBut I might get a mousehat, then I can be Professor Rattigan
Or I might just get both, the rabbithat never suited me
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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did you get one of them?do you still have it?
can i have it?
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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Unfortunately notI left it at the parent's house in France at Christmas :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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:(sad faces.
how about if i pay postage from france? :D
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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There will be noone there until this christmasI'll bring it back with me
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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Why do you care?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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I was hoping the misbegotten cess-pit of juvenile hate and bile had flounced forever.No such luck.
Here's his day job : www.ratemykitten.com
MODEDIT: Stop it kids.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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pfftlooks like someone was taking the internet too seriously.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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ZOMG DG you called me a schlaaaaaaaaaaagI hate you now, you are a juvenile blah blah blah.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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Let's all take a big swig of chill the fuck out juice.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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You make yourself look a right chump in the process and just afford him more attention,well done.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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Yeah, sorry.You're right about that.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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My missus did a course with themVery professional set up, highly recommended.
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Grow up,he's a nice guy and very funny.
In what way did he wrong you so that you feel justified to tell him to kill himself and post his personal details?
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If he can't take it he shouldn't dish it out..
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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is it the guy at the bottom, yeah?He looks like a shaded e-fit
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Malaka omdz, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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widescreen Tarquin judges you from his little corner.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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OMG YOURE WORSE THAN HITLER(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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what happened next?(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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God this is shit.I want to bring back the glory days of Cronk.
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Malaka omdz, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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I miss Baz.He was a pioneer.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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I think I missed BazBut I'm going to rejoice in the thoughts of what it might have been like for me
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Malaka omdz, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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His 'fuck you's were lost in a sea of woos and yays eventually.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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Why do you care?Are you him? Why don't you fuck off?
/bad mood Wednesday
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Wednesday?!!? Oh who are you kidding ;P(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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Don't make me fuck your shit up DG.Actually, I'm not in a bad mood to be honest. LIES. ON THE INTERNET.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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Why did Wormulus flounce this time?(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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I think someone didn't show him attention for long enough.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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Rob looks like Lindsay Lohan in the new thing he's posted on /board.With that in mind, who would you be if you could be a celebrity? I'd be Bruce Campbell, because it'd be nice to feel awesome.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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Rob looks like Shannon Matthew's mother!NEAR THE TOP! YOU FUCKING CUNTS!
YES! YOU!
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HE IS LINDSAY LOHAN.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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someone had to say itmay as well be me
I can look at nice boobies anytime, I have a webcam in my flatmates room
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moobs don't count(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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I would like to be either Richard Simmons or Dave Lee Roth(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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DLR FTW.*leaps*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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He's my hero.I've read 'Crazy From The Heat' about 12 times.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:51,
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He makes me smile just by thinking about him.Few do that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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I'd be Mark Wahlberg because he's cool and has a massive penis.I'd probably hardly notice the difference.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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You'd be in some piss movies, though.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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Yeah but, HELLOOOOO! Massive dick and that.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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Massive cock maketh not the man.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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Hey Mike, guess whatmassive cock maketh not the man.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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It was a fake cock ftwTalked about it on Topgear.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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I'm once again alone with my massive penis in this world :((
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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Alone amonst the mountain gorillasPeople tend to have much larger wangs than them, sorry to burst your bubble :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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because you're fat and can't see your penis?even if it were massive?
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If it's any consolation it still made me cry.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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I'd be Minnie Driverand I'd find a mirror in a private room somewhere and fill my orifices with plump vegetables.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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pfftyou classy lady.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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I dunno,Andy Murry would be cool,
I've always wanted to be good at tennis.
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I like tennis but I'm terrible at itI think the grandslam circuit would be awesome fun, travelling the world playing matches all year round.
You're famous but not too famous, you're not going to be mobbed.
Lots of money.
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Tennis bores me rigid.Not in a sexy willy sort of a way.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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I'm sexy and YEAH.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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what a horrible question,being a celebrity is like my worst nightmare, it's like asking which painfully debilitating medical condition I'd rather have.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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I'm saving that one for later.If you don't choose you'll have to be Graham Norton, and nobody wants that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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argh, Germaine Greer, Germaine Greer(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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What, a militant mentalist who left her marbles back in 1977?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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yeah,that was when I was born, so that even makes sense.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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there's so many to pick from, how can you choose just one?!I say Heath Ledger, so I'd know how it feels to be dead...and have a willy too.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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He was quite nice. I had a bit of a thing for him.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:51,
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I can't really see it myselfother than - ha ha - we've both got red hair
twobigboobs.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lindsay_lohan_breasts.jpg
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rob, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:51,
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The eyes, the eyes reminded me.Plus you look very blonde in that gif.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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She either looks hot as fuck or a bit lumpy skagI also fancy one of the Princesses with the big cheebs, Princess Eugene I think it is. My brain has gone all strange lately...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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Eugenie's mine. You leave her alone.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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Christopher Walkenor Lindsey Lohan, she seems drunk all the time.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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She's also got lovely breasts.Walken's better though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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he can dance like a motherfucker and is fantastically scaryI'd like to be able to make people shiver just by throwing them an evil stare.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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What if he was really ugly and smelled of yeast and soil?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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Cripes, I don't know.I'm quite happy being a non celebrity really. Though it'd be cool to be Gene Simmons. Or a cartoon character, now I don't look that much like Velma anymore.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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Yeah, why not?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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Buckyyyyyy, Bucky O'Hare.That'd be brilliant.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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CAPTAINCAPTAIN BLUE STAR O HARE
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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why don't mums make any sense on facebook?when did it become okay for mums to even have facebook?
AND WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?
here's the bit where all the social pioneers all claim they don't have facebook yet
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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SickRik, the thread below was a very good one that got everyone talking.Why the fuck did you feel the need to attention seek?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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TJ: I'm looking for as many different greetings from particular groups, one word if possible. Famous people/characters are allowed. For example...Geordie - Alreet
Pirate - Ahoy
Cowboy - Howdy
Homer Simpson - Yello
Anyone?
EDIT: No b3tan ones please.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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I already typed it down there, I'm not doing it again.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Where you first posted.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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S'cone.Care to repeat it? I'd hate to have missed any good ones.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Nah, they were all shit.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Police Dog?blog.sociallife.org/doggy.html
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Mr burns - Ahoy'hoy(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Scouse - Arr ehManc scally - yarrightourkid?
Cockney - Wotcher
Toff- what ho!
b3tan - ME ME ME NOTICE ME ME HERE ME YES ME NOTICE ME
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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I have never said Watchermaybe 'Awwight' with a silent 't'
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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I say wotcherand I'm not a cockney.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I'm looking for stereotypes.So get back on your fruit and veg stall.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Get the fuck out of my swimming pool you nonce, it ain't gunna 'appen!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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I say "awwight" but with less w's.Aurigh'. Maybe.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Faaaackin Saaaaf dats why!SCH SCH SCHLAAAAaaaaAAAAG AH!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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sccchhhhhllllAAAAAAAAGGGGGG AAAAHHH
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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What about 'ellor'?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Or for young lasses: "Hiyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaa"(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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Kinda, but with little emphasis on the H, and a long drawn out aaaaaaaaah sound on the end.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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it's ok Rockski I knows, I'm not far from that there Manchester(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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It was more for the benefit of other users who don't have the pleasure of such lovely screeechy sounds in their listening holes.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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'Howye' said as fast and mumbled as possible is the irish one(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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General Northern, but I always think Burnley/Blackburn: 'Ow do.Derby: Ey up, duck.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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I always consider 'ey up to be south yorkshire, but I know it's widely used, like 'ow do is in lancashire.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Ey up is also Leicester.Urrright - Birmingham. With a rolling R.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Aye upAu'righ'?
Howzit
Word up
Yo'
Oi oi
Easy Geezer
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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Norfolk: Orwight Boi(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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bud adverts - supkool aid thingy - OH YEAH
woman at the bus shelter - HELP, RAPE!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Cockney: 'ello/oi oi/awite/wotcher
Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho
Hi-de-Hi: Hi-de-hi!
Yank: sup
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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I usually just start licking my lips clockwise(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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The word 'cunt' can be added onto the end of the cockney ones(
broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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Alien: GreetingsCharles Dickens: Hullo
Budweiser: Waaaaaassssuuuppp
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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I like 'greetings'.Especially with 'earthling' added.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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Whalers - THAR SHE BLOWS(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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you've kind of answered your own question there.(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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I know,but I just wanted the attention
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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Why did my mum tell my granddad about me having a myspace, then link him to it?Now I'm in trouble for smoking. FFS, mum.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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hahatell him you did it with a gun to your head.. a hun gun
and that you disarmed the hun single handedly and sent him off to camp.. then had a g&t and a nice game of cribbage
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I got a Livejournal account once,I only ever posted one thing on it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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I'm a MumI have facebook and I do make sense.... kinda.
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jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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My mum removed me as a friend on facebook.ultimate rejection. The slag.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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mymanager has her mum as an fb friendffs
and she wanted us to become friends with her.. when will manager flu become rampant?
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Why should they not be allowed on Facebook?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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Hello SickRik, I've written you a song SickRik:Cock offfffffffffff
you silly orange man
cock offfffffffffff
you silly orange man
cock offfffffffffff
you silly orange man
cock offfffffffffff
you silly orange mannnnnnnnnnn
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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See this is where the banking crisis is like b3ta.If things get any worse, there will only be two banks left by the end of next year. The blood bank and the sperm bank. No doubt, within a few months they will merge and then it will be just like /talk.
FULL OF BLOODY WANKERS.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Not long.I just started with the last two words and the rest fell into place.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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"Hmm, What would create that amount of mirth?"/Bill Bailey
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BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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My mum got Facebook, and started adding every application under the sun.Not really knowing what they were for.
It's weird getting a message saying "YOUR MUM thinks you are one of her KINKY FRIENDS. Add the KINKY FRIENDS application!"
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I had********* ******** THINKS YOU'RE SEXY
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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i like logging on my dads facebookand changing his details and writing on his other mong friends walls.
i need a hobby :(
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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I dare you to change his relationship status to married to you lolololololNo, actually, that wouldn't be funny at all.
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Mums tend not to make much sense.Their brains have been screwed up with all the hormones and worn down by a child.
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BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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but i was a good boy :((
SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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my mums addicted to facebookeven when i logon from the office she pops up saying "what are you doing on facebook at work?"
ffs mum...
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
Invit her to bashes and then fat boys can flirt with her(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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i've seen pics of the basheseven my mum is too thin and fashionable to attend i'm afraid
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
Even if my mum had a facebook I wouldn't friend hershe would be absolutely mortified with me and my language.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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my mum can barely use a computer.I've left them one just in case.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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I was going to say something nasty but I thought better of itsince you have a cathat and all.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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ah go onI'm intrigued now, cathat or no :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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I had a rabbithatI'll probably be getting another one after I move
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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That's no reason to not be on facebook these days.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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You know the whole 'women are better drivers' 'Oh no they're not!' debate? Inmy experience, generally poor driving seems to more women and old people, and dangerous driving is more men.
I was thinking of keeping a log of poor driving and who'd done it, things like 'pulled out and caused someone to slow down', 'drove at 40 at in a 50 limit, then kept at 40 into the 30 limit', 'caused 15 cars to stop as they tried to reverse into a main road rather than reversing into their drive and coming out forwards' and see if there's any truth in it.
What bad driving thing do you get exasperated at?
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Druid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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Two things:People getting in the wrong lane at a roundabout.
People who don't use indicators, particularly at roundabouts.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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GAH! No indicating is my biggest beefAlso tailgating when you're driving in the slow lane at 70mph and they have got 4 lanes to over take on. Same goes for people that try and squeeze in a queue at the last minute.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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You mean on a motorway approaching a junction,and someone has to force their way into the correct lane instead of being there in good time?
They piss me off more than most.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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Indeed, happens all the time towards hanger lane and bungs up the whole carriage way as no one can get past.I've sat with my car revving fully and horn down constantly when someone did this to me.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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You seem to have a inherent hatred for roundaboutsCome and live in basingstoke, kill or cure
Bonus fact:- Basingstoke is mentioned in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy ref roundabouts.
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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This is one of mine.I don't let people out if they're not indicating, even when it's obvious which way they want to go.
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Druid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Can it be bad parking instead? I don't drive.BMW cunt parks on the parky bit at the back of my house. He's been told not to a billion times but still he does. I think I should now be allowed to remove and keep a bit of his car each day, but Mama says I'll probably get arrested and jailed for a hundred years in the tower.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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friend of mine came home to find a car in his driveway that didn't belong to anyone they knewafter a few days we just pushed it into the road, blocked the road with it and then called the police who removed it to their pound.
Never heard anything further.
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He takes it away every day, then gets back before any of the rest of us do.The gip is he lives about two seconds away, in a house that I KNOW has a garage at the end of the back garden, with access behind it. What is it with BMW drivers?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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it's nothing to do with BMW drivers.CHB drives them. I've had a couple. This chap is just a cunt who happens to have a BMW, not the other way round.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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He's not the first BMW driver I've known to be a complete twat.Sorry, though, Badgypoos.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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The Venn diagram of the people I knowwith the subsets "twats" and "BMW drivers" and "non-BWM drivers" overlaps much more between the first and the third, but point taken ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Apply for a clamping licenceClamp the bastard and fill the locks with superglue so it can never move again
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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Sounds expensive....(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Glue a notice to his windscreen as cr3 suggestedUse poster glue so it doesn't come off easily
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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It shall be done.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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I don't drive,My commute to walk involves walking through a park,
I only have to cross one road.
I have been to malta though, where instead of sticking to one side of the road they tend to drive in the shade.
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Crawling along in the middle laneIntentionally accelerating just as you start to overtake them
Doing doughnuts in crowded playgrounds.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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Women dither, blokes get aggroneither sex are as good a driver as me
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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As a BMW driver, nobody ever lets me out.That's why I invested in this RPG.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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You stay at home and play Warcraft?'noon Cap'n
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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'ello.I don't play any games at all. I'm far too old for that you know. I do however, play poker.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Old people.I hate old people driving.
I think your experience is a universal one. They also take about a month at every junction.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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I think everyone is a shit driver compared to me.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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YOURS!You have no room what-so-ever to call other drivers!
And weekend drivers piss me off.
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jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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Weekend drivers can be annoying.They normally wear white cloth caps.
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Druid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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oh dear, have things gotten that bad?you need some more hobbies
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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My ex-housemate,either drove full throttle or full brake, nothing in between and I'm honestly not exaggerating.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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Some people do indeed have switches instead of throttles(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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He didn't understand the concept of accellerating through corners,he'd accellerate until he got to a corner and brake through it if he needed to.
He also had a massive shouting fit at a woman who was in the correct lane when he was in the wrong lane at a traffic light, and she got in his way.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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I don't driveBut I hate people who drive nearly in the middle of the road and constantly look like they are trying to take over the car in front of them.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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what I thinkis that women are hopeless and that men are reckless and cool.
I hate it when drivers block where I want to cross the road or even the crossing for the sake of moving forward a few metres very slowly. selfish. I think it's some sort of weird territorial thing.
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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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People who cut the corner when turning off a roadeven if someone is waiting to come out of the junction, causing them to brake suddenly and the person waiting to shit themselve.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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Thiswww.b3ta.com/talk/6231054
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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hardly anyone seems to realisethat pedestrians have right of way across T-junctions and the like.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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that's because they don'tunless there is a distinct difference in road size, when pedestrians have right of way on a minor road over traffic turning off a major road.
Also, pedestrian right of way is negated by any other road junction control, such as traffic lights, but also stop signs and give way signs. So if you can find me a T-junction with roads of equal size which has no juction control of any form, then yeah, the pedestrian has right of way.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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pedestrians have the same rights of way as traffic,as far as I understand it. If there's a give way sign, that means give way to everything, not just motor vehicles.
Also if I'm going to cross a T-junction and someone wants to turn right into it, I have right of way over him, just as a car coming the other way down the road would.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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I'm pretty sure this isn't trueas it is complicated by the fact that pedestrians can come from many more directions than traffic, so right of way would be impossible to judge in that situation. Also you are coming from a pavement onto a road even at a junction, so you would have to give way to what was already on the road, by that argument, in the same way you can't just step out into the road anywhere.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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Highway code rule 170www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Highwaycode/DG_070332
"Give way to pedestrians who have started to cross"
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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people going too fucking fastI'd have the speed limit at about 12, I reckon
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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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I hate you(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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not indicatingthen not understanding why I am halfway across the road they want to turn into.
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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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if they aren't indicatingthen yeah, I fully agree with your right to throw rocks at them.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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they are trying to kill you for theransom i posted..a whole ten pounds
run fucker run
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is that all you could scrape together?are times that hard? :(
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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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You shouldn't block a junction like that anyway,you prannock.
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Druid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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how should I cross the road thenyou fat mong
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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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Oh, you're on foot?That's OK then. Anyway, you have right of way, they have to wait for you to cross.
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Druid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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any sort of pushing inand jumping the queue
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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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People that don't enjoy my jerky terrible clutch control and a handbrake turns in Waitrose Carparks in the wet.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Going back to the illness thing down thereWhat's the most ill you have ever been.
Mine was in 2003 when I contracted cryptosporidium on holiday, we were only a few miles from a hotel that was all over the news..
www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/728041/Dozens-infected-by-Spanish-pool-bug.html (edited for better link)
I was off work for 3 weeks and the day I went back I fainted and had to go to hospital where it was diagnosed and I had another 2 weeks off, I wouldn't mind but it was my honeymoon too.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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I had bronchitus as a babby.I also remember a time during my GCSEs where I was so ill I didn't sleep for 5 days.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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That thing a couple of years ago when I could barely walkYet still came to L**ds to see you cunts. Or appendicitis.
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That's just arthritus from old age.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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Yes, arthritis of the heart and lungsThe commonest of all the ailments.
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shit, you must be 60, 65 to suffer arthritis like that.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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awww and I kept pretending to hit you on the back hahahaI'm such an ace mate!
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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Two years ago I forgot how to read whilst at workthen vomited a couple of times, got photophobic and generally a bit worried. They called an ambulance, took me to hospickle, wheeled me backwards round it at great speed, chucked me in the filthiest room ever, gave me an injection and half an hour later I was fine.
Either that or glandular fever, I suppose.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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That reminds me of my friend who had labrynthitisShe was driving on the road, all of a sudden threw up, couldn't talk and only JUST managed to pull the car over with the help of her passenger using the steering wheel
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Labyrinthitis has a nasty habit of getting people while they're drivingmy mum's friend at work experienced pretty much exactly the same thing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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because all she could see what David Bowie's penis in those tight tight trousers.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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Mmmm.David Bowie's lovely as Jareth.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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Yeah, and PROUD of it.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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He was pretty 'proud' for most of the film.Either that or a sock.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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You're just jealous.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Of a millionaire musician with thousands of female fans who'd still sleep with him even though he's ancient?Nah, not jealous.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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I'd let him drybum me.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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I know!Still he doesn't call, he just shags that Shaquille O Neal woman.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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isn't Shaq a bloke?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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Tall and black, that's what I'm going for here.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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I did that in GCSE English class once.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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That was dangerousyou could have crashed into your classmates.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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i'm not sure this is a good discussion to have while our brave sweet prince SSG fights for his life against the most cruel of cancersr.i.p brave little lamb, i'll never forget you
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mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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just move on will you, there is no need to be cruel when a man as good and mighty as SSG is laid low by such a travisty of natureyou sicken me
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mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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i hope you get cancer, and when you do i will laugh and remind you that it is your own fault, and i will call you cancer boy(
mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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shingles3 weeks of pain ahoy
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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You really should have just taken those small driveway stones out your back pockets.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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Never really been ill.When I ripped my lip off and broke my face coming off my bike at 40mph I was off college for 2 weeks. Apart from that it's just been flus and the usually stuff that everyone gets.
I was born with no finger/toenails and had to eat lots of jelly, everyday, throughout my youth. I was also too happy and that worried my mum lots.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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I was ill for a week at uni once,I'd just got back from a visit to London, I don't know if that's relevant, maybe I found some strange virus on the tube or something. Probably the District Line.
Anyway, I couldn't keep so much as a digestive biscuit down and was shitting gravy whenever I stopped concentrating on not doing so.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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When i was 15 I broke my collar bone3 days later i caught my 1st dose of glandular fever, I was out of it for about 8 weeks and lost 3.5 stone
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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I suffered with glandular fever and tonsillitis until I was 30Had my tonsils out (the doctor said they were so fucked he had to scrape the bits off), since then my health has been excellent.
Having your tonsils out at 30 is harsh
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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staph infectionfrom crashing onto a broken bottle embedded in the earth on a downhill course at the Malverns.
or glandular fever when I were a teenager.
But otherwise I'm an impervious wall of good health, fuelled by meat, exercise, booze and fags.
EDIT - although I did put myself into anaphylactic shock a few years ago after an "incident" in one of my labs and ended up in intensive care with half a litre of IV antihistamine and steroids in one go. that was fun. Still, happened about lunchtime and I was in the pub by 4pm. Happy days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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I had something similar where whenever a wide faced terrier would bark at me;I had a Staff Infection.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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arf.and also woof.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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I'm getting tubes down my throat soonLooks like I might have stomach ulcers or something like that. I've always been a pretty healthy person in general otherwise. I put it down to my balanced mix of healthy and unhealthy lifestyles.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Not been that poorly.Ripped the muscle off the bone in my foot, whilst training at karate. That was ace! Hurt like hell, and my foot went black. I got ace painkillers that made everything in the world shiny and happy. I went back to karate a week later, albeit tripping my tits off on painkillers.
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jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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Beginning of May until 3 days ago, nearly 7 weeks altogethergastroenteritis and some infection I think, though it was hard to tell 'cos the doctors were all forrin & there was a distinct language barrier.
Didn't eat for the first 10 days, couldn't go downstairs to watch telly for a month 'cos there's no bog down there.
On the plus side, I lost weight without having to exercise :)
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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[Rolls out meningitis story again][Bores everyone rigid].
I had to have the last rites and that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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Bloody hell, really? I didn't know that bit.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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last rites fail.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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I've never heard the meningitis storyeither link me or tell it again.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Did you survive?(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Obviously yesSadly her banter didn't make it...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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BAD AIDS AGAIN!It took me a fucking week to shake that off last time.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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It's such a shame you can't even go bareback on a junkie rent-boy nowadayswithout getting some hideous illness. I blame the BNP.
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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I had parts of my guts taken out, twice.I couldn't sit upright for two months, then couldn't walk more than a few yards out of bed for another month, then over the proceding 4 months I got better.
But the worst thing I've been on is a formular called CT3211, which is two to three months of putting nothing in my body except tablets, forumular (that smelt and tasted of off-milk, with a McDonalds milkshake consistancy), and medicaly-sterial water... I couldn't even have chewing gum, and brushing my teeth was the only taste-pleasure I had. I've done that 3 or 4 times. The third and fourth time I was allowed crusher milkshake in it, and it was still really really manky. Crusher gave me LOADS of free stuff though, boxes of different flavours that they never made, I must have had 10 different flavours at one point.
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And then, after that, over 6 months, they introduce you to different foods, like for the first week I could have potato (no skins), and I sware, that was the most amazing thing I've ever tasted. Then the following week I was allowed marmight, then somehting else, and so on, until I'm eating normaly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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cor!what flavours were there?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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I can't remember all of them, but...- Chocolate
- Banana
- Strawberry
- Passion Fruit
- Mint
- Rose
- Tropical
- Coconut
I litteraly had boxes and boxes of them. Didn't pay for a single one, I think because they were the only thing people were allowed with this formular, so I was a good tester.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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I had salmonella poisioning,it was pretty bad, can't remember much of it though because I was unconsious.
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I can't ever remember being really illA couple years ago I had tonsilitis though and my friends dragged me out the day before I got diagnosed to a karaoke bar as they thought I was exaggerating.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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or they just hate you(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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MaybeBut they did make it up to me when they found out.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Should think so toit's fucking wrong dragging someone to a karaoke bar
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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I collapsed whilst walking home feeling a bit unwell.A stranger called an ambulance. I woke up 1 weeks latter in hospital. Not completely there, I was a bit of a vegatable. I'd had to be fed and toileted and bathed, by my mum or nurses. I was 17 years old at the time.
I had many tests I latter remembered things happening and thinking they were dreams, such as my mum bathing me and being put infront of a strobe light with sensors stuck to my head.
The only test that came back positive was Glandular fever. I was allowed out after 2 more weeks in hospital. And require Physio to get my balance back, I couldn't even do pigeon steps. I also had double vision afterwards.
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BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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BNP shenanigansAlthough I don't agree with the BNPs views, does anyone else but me think the general public sending in their petitions and saying how much of an outrage it is they got elected and they need to be removed is a bit communist?
A lot of people would agree when I say its a bad thing they got in, but a lot of people are forgetting that they were actually voted in by (a small amount of) the public. What do they want the PM to do, void all the peoples votes who voted BNP?
Whats your views
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Bearing in mind the leadership believes it is folly to give all adults the vote at allThey may have a point. I for one welcome our new one eyed welsh cunt leader.
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You know, a dictatorship would take all of the shitty politics out of the equation.We wouldn't have to deal with PMQs
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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Some of the best things to happen to Curityba in brazil happened under a benevolent dictator.Dictatorship: Get shit done.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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I like chicken saladI think I'm going to have one for lunch
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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I've got a cow sandwich, it's dead nice.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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The local sandwich shop sells themTheir small portions are bloody massive though so I try to avoid them.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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MEATS.Massive meats is better than tiny meats.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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I have just started eating chicken again after 5 yearsit used to give me tummy ache and I was ok till I had some yesterday and now I am poorly again. I wouldn't mind I like the taste of Chicken :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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Do you eat red meat too or have you been a forced vegi?I love meat I do.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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I eat Pork, Turkey and Beef.I don't particularly like lamb because I once cooked them straight from the freezer when I was about 12 and my mum was at work and I was poorly. so it put me off for life.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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They're one of the few animals that deserve being eaten, though.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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I've never understood this female thing of when they've had a bad experience with food once and won't eat it again.I've had some harsh food poisoning in the past from terrible cooking. Next week I'm back on it.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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If you're not, I'm not either.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Silliest one I had was an ex saying that she didn't cook her OWN bacon right, was too chewy and won't eat it anymore.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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You need some sort of outside party to vet your girlfriends.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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Just to weed out the ones that were obviously a bit oxygen starved during birth.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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I need to stop hanging around outside the Down's Social Association building...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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I know you like girls with far apart eyes, but that's just asking for trouble.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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... anymore?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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I know you want me, baby.But it's just not going to happen.
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jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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It'll happen.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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I didn't realise that was a woman thing.I've mostly thought of it as a child thing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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It's not that, if that were the case I wouldn't have tried chicken againit the smell, any lamb reminds me of vomiting up smelly undercooked lamb for 6 hours.
Its similar to the white lightening thing, it's ok on the park bench when your 16 but you drinkt hat much of it you vom it all up and can't stand the smell of white cider ever again.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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I think girls must associate things more and men are just thick and don't care :D(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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stronger links between emotions and memory, perhaps?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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how about rabbit, venison, pheasant, ostrich and wood pigeon?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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All of those pleaseIt will make a fantastic barbeque
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Duck, goose, guinea fowl,wild boar.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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Why are all these wonderful meats so expensive in the UK?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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because supermarkets are for plebs.actually I don't find it that expensive, ok it's more expensive than Tesco Value, but I reckon it should be. We can afford it, and we're not that rich.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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Expensive compared to FranceAnd much lower quality than the meat they get from a normal supermarket over there. Plus there are no local butchers around here anymore.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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then again you can get 2 litres of wine over there in plastic bottles for about a quid.The French economy isn't the same as ours. I don't know how it works. Their unemployment rates are crazy, though.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Have you tried cornfed?It might be the low quality rubbish they feed normal chickens that causes your tummy upset?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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This could be it because it was some supermarket chicken breasts I had cooked up and tikka'd to put in a sandwich.I had some organic chicken from the farm shop the other week, it cost a tenner for a medium chicken but it was lush and I was fine so you could be right.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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Organic is ok but cornfed is best.Cornfed organic would be ideal I suppose :P
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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As long as it's cornfed nicely, and not like foie gras.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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I doubt itcorn-feeding it only changes the colour. You're more likely to notice the difference because corn-fed is possibly slightly more likely to have been outside and had exercise and got a bit more flavour because of the muscle.
and Spammy, you get upset tummy eating chicken, but not turkey? that's got to be psychosomatic. Bad chicken experience?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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If you eat a whole buckets worth it will upset your tum.(
BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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It's just that no one voted for anyone in the area, so they got in via default.I never trust a man who can look you in the eyes and look at your cock at the same time.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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Cockends have as much right to be represented as everyone else.If I'm allowed a vote and free speech, they have to be too.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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They don't have to bebut they are.
They could bring in a citizenship test to check that you have the first clue what democracy is and what you are voting for before allowing someone to have a say in the system, of course. You have to show basic care and competency to drive, to cook food for sale and so on, but not to decide who gets to lead the country.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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Start of a slippery slope, in my eyes.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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So was allowing commoners and women the voteslippery slope arguments go in all directions.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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my dog should be allowed to vote(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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My imaginary friends feel discriminated againstby government-imposed definitions of "existence".
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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What, Ireland?Like I'd be in Ireland.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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just get rid of parties and make everyone stand as independents,I reckon a significant portion of BNP voters would vote otherwise if they knew they were voting for a racist, rather than a patriotic abstraction, or simply to register disapproval for all the other idealistic abstractions.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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I'm pretty sure the BNP want that.Just sayin', like.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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well they'd be shooting themselves in the foot.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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I'm pretty sure that the last thing they wantis improved education.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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that's not how free speech works thoughthe right to free speech doesn't just give you the right to say what the fuck you like.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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What does it, then?I'm not being facetious, I'm honestly asking.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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The right to free speech comes with an implicit resposibility to use it responsiblyas it is a human right. The same as the right to free action doesn't give you the right to kill another human, because it affects others.
You can't incite racial hatred then bang on about the right to free speech. Basically, you lost the "responsible human" right to free speech the second you stopped being a "responsible human"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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The right to hold and express political and religious opinionsthat don't cause material harm to or restrict the liberty of others.
It's complicated because you can of course argue for a change in the laws themselves to alter the definitions used above - you can argue for a change in the law to enforce mandatory deportation, but not tell your supporters to kidnap and deport people, for example.
You can't walk into a police station and confess to a murder and then claim at the trial you were just expressing free speech. You can't shout "fire" and cause a stampede in which people get injured and die.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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What the cock has that got to do with communism?I agree with your point, though; the problem lies in the voters who chose them rather than the fact that the system gave them legitimate power.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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Nobbys dry roasted peanutsNot as good as the chili or cashews, but still nice.
/eagerly awaiting Nobbys pistachio
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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Of the BNP? NoneI had to listen to my dad go off on a racist rant last night, it was pleasant. I changed the subject really abruptly and he got the hint.
Still, he does make awesome ales.
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jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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Made from the skulls of the darkies?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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I'm all for communism, myself.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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I have no view on thisIt's pissing it down outside, and I am wearing a jumper in June. But forget that I am going to London on Saturday and once again I will not get to go into central London because the place I am going is Isleworth, so for the 6th time in my life, I will have been to London yet never seen the London eye, or the house of commons etc etc
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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full of foreigners walking too shitting slowly, is Town.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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And old people getting to the bottom of escalatorsor just inside automatic doors and then just stopping. They need some sort of TomTom on their pull along shopping trolleys
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magnum, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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we considered taking a detour in the car on Sunday morning but we don't know about stuff like the congestion charge and what not.Even as tourists do we still have to pay it or is it only for residents?
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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I think everyone has to paybut I've never driven in London. Or driven, for that matter.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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I was referring to Ipswich townso I've no idea. We don't have a congestion charge.
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magnum, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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No Congestion Charge on the weekends silly :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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ooooooooooooooo I might do this thenIf I dare brave the traffic, I hear marble arch can be a bit grim.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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the london eye is just a big wheel, the houses of commons is just a big clock tower, i'll be round that way later, if you want i'll send you some photos, with a smidging of cock in them(
mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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In fact,London is just a big city.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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i do love the city i live in, but i do not like the london eye, it should have been pulled down like it was supposed to have been(
mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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New York isn't a big city,it's too big and cityey
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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Oh yeahAnd the best bit is she rang me up and asked me to go back because "she'd forgotten something". Yeah, right.
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Still, there's plenty to do & see in Isleworthyou can take in the delights of the Fire Station, visit West Thames College, quaff an ale in the pubs of Brentford and just a few minutes away is the mystical town of Hounslow.
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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hahaha, we know for sure that we will be visiting Heathrow Airportcause we like planes innit.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Also be sure to visitFeltham
The jewel in the Middlesex crown ™
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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I agreeIt is up to the other parties to offer something that people want to vote for, not for them to eliminate extremists.
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magnum, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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i don't think a facist party should be allowed to exist in the uk(
mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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My views? I can see the bathroom, the bedroom & the landing.(
broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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Yes they were voted in,as a protest by people who didn't really understand what the party were all about.
Sit down with half the people who voted for them for 20 mins and you'd be able to convince them never to vote for them again. That's what should be happening.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.I'm to stupid to vote, I think it's wrong trying to force the responciblity of who is going to represent the country on me, when I know absolutly nothing about politics.
It's my civil responciblity to educate myself on the issue, but there is so much to know, that I just don't have the time to dedicate to learning all the different parties, let alone all the independants.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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Knowing enough about politics to have an informed vote isn't difficult,(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
Just vote for one of the big threeno one else has a chance anyways.
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jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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That reminds me, I saw the numberplate "C18 BNP", I'm not sure if it was a coincidance or not (Combat 18).(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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Nah, it's the numberplate of a dyslexic bloke called Colin.(
broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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I'd like to know why I appear to have lost my appetite(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Feeling a bit sick at all?Have a cup of tea or something, so you're at least getting some fats and sugars.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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No.Not sick. It just vanished this morning as I was going to eat my cereal. *shrugs* Can't be a bad thing really, I need to lose weight so...
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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Still, have a cuppa. I'll worry otherwise.Not that that really makes a difference to you, all the way over there, but still.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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I don't think so.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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I'm standing upside down talking out of my pants(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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If they get elected, they get elected.The way to stop this is to vote against them. If not enough votes are put against them, then none of us should complain.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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I think an independent group not afraid of getting abuse from the partiesshould do a brief, entertaining bio of all candidates for any given election. Private Eye could get away with it, for example. Imagine that, an Eye guide to voting.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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I don't think that's what people are outraged about at all.I think that they are genuinely outraged that such a high proportion of the population of their own country are racist shitwits.
I think it's only healthy that the majority of the population are rightly indignant about this. It's not a matter of expecting that the rules of democracy be changed, but do you think we should just accept it?
It's the age-old debate. The right to free speech doesn't give you the right to say what you want regardless of how bigoted it is.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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Humans are idiotsThe sooner we get some Seed AI developments that make all the decisions for us, the better.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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I'm hoping for aliens to take over(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Yes it's going to piss people off buttomorrow is the cut off point for sending your randomburns. If you've not sent them by tomorrow, you're a big rubbish and I will be hunting you all down and beating the living crap out of you. Or not.
Seriously though, if you've not received randomburns by at the extreme latest, the END of the month, let me know and I'll begin my name and shame list and post it somewhere and people won't actually care but it'll make ME feel better.
tl;dr - Today, pants or commando?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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Boxers, navy blue, plain.(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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I'm wearing boxers.At kendo I fight free... mainly because if I didn't I'd have a soggier gusset than a particularly unhealthy surfer who just saw something sexy.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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It's pants for me today after two commando days.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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The very thought of your knickerless minge whistling like an old Barrs bottle in the breeze makes me vomit(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
*Points to sig.*Only one CD received so far. And I sent all my CDs out ages ago and only 3 people confirmed (I sent gazes to three people who never told me they received my cds but only one responded so far).
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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Did mine last night :Done of my people (the one who I've heard of before) Has got an epic inked drawing of me fucking myself :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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pleaseletitbemepleaseletitbemepleaseletitibeme(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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NOPE! :DI can't wait for him to get it XD I was doodling last night and it just came out!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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You can have one too if you really want...It's pretty grim.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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\o/It'll go on the fridge.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:57,
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It's me, as twins, wrestling with two hungry boa constrictors(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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Pants.red lace edged boyshorts with starfish, shells and the like on. Primark special.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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I've had 2from people I don't know :(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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and girlboxers.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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girl boxers totally win.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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Are they the same thing as boyshorts?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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possibly.they look like boxer-brief tight things.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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Hmm.I get confused.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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are they the same thng as hermaphrodite pantaloons?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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*Hilariously misreads**eagerly awaits randombumming*
Today is currently pants ONLY.
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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Bit late for that, I've got nipple tracks on my knees :((
broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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i wish i'd joined in the randomburn thing, hold on, no i don't it is pointless ans shit and i would throw any cd's recieved straight in the binpurple boxers
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mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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*takes the '100 Best Koi Carp Mouth Bubble Sounds' out of the post tray* :'((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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the amusing thing about koi carp is that koi is the word for carp in japan, so we call them carp carp really, crazy times in the aquatic retail section(
mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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same goes for Mt Fuji. crazy times in the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:55,
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That is one meaning of koi(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:57,
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I've not sent mine yet but I do have a real excuse miss.And pants, you never know when you'll be hit by a bus made of scissors that'll expose your undercarriage to the queen.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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I sent 4 of mine last nightand one which is going to South Africa should have been sent by my South African colleague yesterday (he promised me he would).
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SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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A woman in 'Dam wrote me a postcard with her front bum and her 'hand'writting was better than mine :'((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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They'll be going out this weekI'm still staring at the track list wondering how the hell to make some half-listenable arrangement from it all.
Edit: so far, I've just received one From The Doveston, and I haven't had time to listen to it yet.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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If I was on Random BurnI'd just supply a copy of Nick Cave's Abbatoir Blues album with Paul Simon's Graceland (single) on the end.
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magnum, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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I've not sent mine yet.I'm going to do it real soon now. Promise.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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I sent mine on Monday.I recieved one and one has gone missing in the post.
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BindiBaji, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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I got yours yesterday :)many thanks. Not had time to listen to it yet though. It does only have 13 tracks, right? it's not just that my Mac is refusing to recognise some of them..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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YES! ME!My laptop's been in the shop the past week. But it's fixed now. And I couldn't be happier.
Any questions for me? Friz?
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
He couldn't hear, he was to busy pretending to be a time doctor in her tardis(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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I just thought the GROMPHing sound of Pickle stuffing her face full of crisps was what made all the noise(
SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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He strangles her with his stupidly long scarf whilst singing the theme tuneOOOoooWWEEEEOOOOoooo DOOOOODOOOOOO doodododo DOODODOOOO TOUCH MY COSMIC SCREWDRIVER!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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GROMPH GROMPH GROMPH"Stop that Pickle, you're getting crumbs on my Gallifrey"
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SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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Is Pickle's sexual nickname your 'Little Retardis?':D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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Do you walk slowly towards her, covered in Cybersemen? Or screaming "GERMINATE!" with ping pong ball halves glued to your winkle?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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I also love how you're purposefully misspelling all the specific things from Doctor WhoBecause, heaven above, you might actually watch the show..
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I'm not quite sure I like this meme.=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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no.I did see a font yesterday called Friz though.
It was wide.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Hahahahaen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friz_Quadrata
"Friz Quadrata is the typeface used to display character names and item information in Blizzard Entertainment's 2004 MMORPG, World of Warcraft"
Interwebgeek to the bone, that's you.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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heheyou see where I saw it...
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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Are you a god?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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(When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES)(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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*runs up and flying high fives you*Best
Movie
EVER.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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...phew.Though I was going to have to grab the DVD, steal a car and come hunt you down to watch it. Or, just ask you to download it. You know. Which ever's easier for you.
It's out on Blu Ray now:D I'm not sure how much better it will be, but fuck it. I'll get it anyway.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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do you always get in a bad mood when someone else is successful?(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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there was that time when you got in a bad mood when someone else was successful(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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Dear FrizWhen a mummy and a daddy love each other very much and make a baby in mummy's tummy, what are the chances of the baby getting downs syndrome from there not being enough love during the baby making?
Lots of love
Edna D Specklybuns.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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today the sun has gone awayI can only conclude the position in which you use your laptop also blocks the sun
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Yes, can you sell me a cracker tracker mortgage?(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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only if you've got £millions for the deposit:D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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to pay for a 'bit of bubbly' at the shareholders meeting no doubt(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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You don't need that.I can sit on your shoulder and point out all the honkies for free.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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haha, mornin' Cap'n(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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*points at you* there's one, look.Good morning, Archie dearest.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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Oh my, I just realised I haven't said morning to the captainI'm sorry, it was very rude of me.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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Yeah, you git.:D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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Well I shall nowMorning captain, how are you?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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I'm alrightYou?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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SameEndless phonecalls in combination with the boss being an ubertosser.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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Congratulations, you've won a cracker tracker pencil(
broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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fuck off and top yourself you needy,tedious fat faced cunt?no offence
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mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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When will I see you again?When will we share precious moments?
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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There was a show on BBC4 last night about comedy songs.You weren't on it, but Bo Burnham was.
Regards,
Blue Star
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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I like Fritz.He makes me laugh.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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She likes basement dungeons.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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Fritz is funnier to me.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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who is this bo burnham character?someone else mentioned him the other day
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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Do you only say you're bisexual because it broadens your horizons of getting laid because you're desperate or do you really have those feelings?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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Are you as frightened of truss rods as I am?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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Nope. (P Bass owner, never needed to touch it)Just leave it. Do it on the bridge if you needs to be adjusted.
Is your neck bowing that badly? You getting frett buzz?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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It's already been fucked with.To counteract the fret buzz, which was a major problem when I first got it.
It's not bowing, or at least, not that I can see, I'm just terrified of touching it, I don't want to snap anything but my action's far too fucking high.
I might take it to Stu, he'll be able to sort it out. Hooray for being the almost daughter in law of a semi pro. I was just wondering if everyone was scared of touching them or if I was being a wuss.
Daddy In Law: www.stray-the-band.co.uk/biostuart.htm
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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What bass is it? If it's a simple looking bridge it should be quite easy to do by letting down the allenscrews on the string saddlesI would let the daddy in law have a look at it if you're scared about making it worse, especially when it comes to adjusting the neck.
I got electric peacock blue strings on my bass atm (£45 a set!) and they look so sexy for the band relaunch :D Playing a biker festival and at The Horn on Friday 3rd July.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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Spector Q4 pro, nothing fancy.www.spectorbass.com/NewFiles/modelhistoryfiles/q4pro.html
hang on, mine's active though. Erm.... Q4 Pro active I guess, then.
Blue strings? You sexy bint, I bet that looks gorgeous. I've fallen prey to the 'never using anything but power slinkies' thing. Mainly because you can get them from our local bloody SHIT music shop.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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Nice bass :)Have a look at the bridge anyway, might be able to do it there.
I like a nice high action as I really abuse mine when I play it :) I like the DR Extra Lifes, even though they are well expensive they have that "newly replaced" sound for months and they look sexy and I'm a massive show off ;D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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I like it high, but I'm fed up of people going ON AND ON about it.'oooh, isn't your action high? You must not be able to sort that out'
No, I can't, but it's never pigging stopped me playing.
I hide at the back and shake until the gig's over.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Fuck em.If you like it then just say "Eh? it's set up like that because it's how I like it. There is no 'one way' and if you thing there is then you're a sheep and a boring player"
fellow Musicians ar the biggest cunts on the planet.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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*nods* you're very right.'Oh well I've got this Jazz P, you see. You're not a real bassist unless you've got a jazz P.'
Seriously now, fuck off. Not you, the pillock that told me that. He was in an anorak and singing up to the mike band as well. It's not 1998, for fuck sake.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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I would have creased up laughing at him as soon as he said that.Be a cunt back. I am, gotta be in those situations.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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I think I said something about not needing an expensive bass to make me sound good.I can be a snobby bitch when needed. That's a right lie also, I'm shit at playing but I try!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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Mine's a VintageMusic Man copy thing.
'tis rather nice to play when I want to bring the funk! *air slaps*
But I'd rather play guitar. Use guitarists are better than you! Not because we have more strings. Personaly, it was harder getting really good on bass than it was gigably good on guitar. But I just think we have better personalities.
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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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I'm a bassist because both my brothers are 1000x better than me at guitar.and I wasn't allowed a drumkit. Still can play guitar better than most people out there though.
But by & by, Bassist can be the biggest bitches in other bands when gigging :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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The day I'm a plank wanker is the day I snog a shotgun.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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Thismucking around with the neck is a load more risky than fiddling with the bridge.
If I'm in Hertforshire on 3rd July I will come to the Horn, assuming you mean St. Albans.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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I might be playing on the 3rd of Julyif not, then I might drag the lads down to see Gums and his merry band of lesser men.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Yes but was that because no girls would sleep with you or was it because you fancied them over girls?/curious blog
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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I'm sort of... PansexualI'm attracted to people who are attracted to me.
So, yes, I'm sort of "attentionsexual". That's me in a nutshell.
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So, yes, I'm sort of "attentionsexual". That's me in a nutshell.
pans, both frying and sauce
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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I am ACE, Edd!I'm off to watch that cartoon you made earlier this week.
You are one of six people I "follow" on b3ta. Amazing, right?
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One of these days I'm going to convince you to make a theme song for me.One of these days.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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should i classify and migrate gc2 post maintenance pre start as a working at height or wi risk assessment(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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my boggle still stands(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Do you think we could be friends?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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If we met over a pint, probablyI find people are different offline/online.
Druid's fantastic.
Wildheart Baby is awesome.
Blue Star could probably kill me.
FoldsFive is a laugh.
I forgot who else was out that night.
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It's not/(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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What is Friz's opinion of the 56 Star girl?www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html
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Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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She's obviously gone off in a huff and wanted to rebel and regretted it.Why would the tattooist do that otherwise?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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How do you FALL ASLEEP whilst somebody TATTOOES HALF YOUR FACE.(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
Well precisely.I just thought it was hilarious. Must be horrid for the tattooist though, what kind of rep does all that news coverage give his shop?
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Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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what type of fucking custom does his boat race drum up then?he's fucking hideous
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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He looks like an Orc who has worn a red shirt to try and blend into society.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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Pfft. I could have that tattooed on my face and nobody would notice(I have a fat face)
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That's quite pretty.But why face tattoos?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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I want a big load of stars tattooed up my back.Yes I do.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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Like Sophie Howard does?I'd link a picture of her, but it may involved searching through a lot of NSFW pics.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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I don't know who she is.I've wanted it for ages. I saw a girl on the bus the other day who had it done and it looked smashing.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:37,
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Glamour model.You'll probably have to Google her. She has three stars (largest one lowest, and getting smaller going up) along her back.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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hahaGUTTED
who the fuck would fall asleep in front of that freak tho?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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If anything, it makes that 14 year old boy face of hers passable/interesting.Nice that she considers ruining someone's career a viable option though. Stupid cunt.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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Who was the poster who said it was a toddler's own fault for sticking his hand in a box of used hypodermic needles?Great times.
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:50,
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Cabaret, the musical, is it good?is it saucy? is it fun? am i reasonably likely to enjoy it?
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51,
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Life is a Cabaret, old chum.That's literally all I know about it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51,
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are you going to see caberet, you say?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51,
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SEA CABARETit's the same but all the players are dressed like lobsters etc
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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Other half's parents are big Musical fansAnd they said they liked it.
Bearing in mind that they LOVED Wicked and didn't like the London version of Rent (but liked Broadway), you're heading for about the middle of these two.
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AHHthe only musical i remember seeing live was the witches of eastwick
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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I can't believe you've not seen more musicals, binky.You seem a musical sort of person.
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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her life is one big musicalwhy watch them when you can live one
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:09,
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That's a goodunWent to see that recently with Marti Pellow from Wet Wet Wet in it.
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it's saucy and weirdthere's Nazis and stockings and gayness and nudity.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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THAT SOUNDS OK then.so long as there is sauce and stockings.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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the film is very good.you are reasonably likely to enjoy it.
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scott,, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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WOO HOOhey i have not seen you on here for a bit. how are you?
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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i talk about him and WITHIN THE HOURhe appears
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:10,
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steady on, those are some complicated magicks*makes puppeteer hands*
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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oh cool, you're definitely going to EOTR then?you're going to love it.
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scott,, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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And this is why I'm suspending my children from the ceiling till they're 18.There's no damage they can do, then. Or less,anyway.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51,
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I don't care, it's not me I'm suspending.I'll put books on the floor and the discover channel of the telly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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24 hour MythbustersThey'll be like little Einsteins :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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More people need to know how to build rockets from salami(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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OKBut what would one use as fuel?
Do you burn a long cable of wurst?
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No, the salami was the fuel(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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I see...Well, can't say it's not economical, there's loads of salami about.
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They also turned candles into rocket fuel(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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WowSo who would you send on this salty, meaty voyage into space? Yourself?
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We'd need far too many rockets to send meWe could send every politician in the UK into space with that many.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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That's the point I was making :)We should start a petition, send all politicians into space on salami rockets
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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I'll sign.Call me ignorant but I didn't even vote given the recent expenses scandal.
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spice things up and turn on the ceiling fan(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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i'm really enjoying this right nowwww.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Upside-Down-Pictures--2433-0.asp
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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I blame children's TVparticularly that cartoon about Alan the box of used hypodermic needles and the magical kingdom children are sent to after sticking their hand in him
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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The live action movie adaptation of that was shit.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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I don't think many parents liked all those children putting their hands into john candy(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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It's not the toddlers fault...I fucking made him do it.Morning all!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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That's because he knew you were talking to me!He couldn't take it and has gone into the other room to shout at the mirror and do press ups.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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fo wizzle my jizzleon another note.
The new Autotrader website is fucking SHITE!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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maybe there was treasure in thereYOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT DID YOU
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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it would be his fault wouldn't it? he may not know the outcome of such an action but the action was his/hers aloneand anyway most chemists will give you clean works these days
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mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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What have you got to look forward to?On a day like today, when I've had shit all sleep when I was meant to have TWO HOURS MORE than I usually do, I think about the things I'm looking forward to. The new season of Dexter, my partner's birthday (and best friend's 6 days later), a possible holeeday in the 'Dam come Sept/Oct time...
You? Anything?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:01,
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I'm currently in the golden 'honeymoon'period of a relationship, where you just look forward to the object of your affections getting home from work.
Other than that, I'm not sure. Drinks on Friday.
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Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:03,
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Awwww, that's a lovely bit.I still look forward to seeing my lovely Jack Sparrow-a-like. He's a big chumbly lump of wonderful.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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i like that. that is lovely.i have THEATRE to watch tonight (Cabaret), live music to hear in pub tomorrow night, friday and saturday i am working at a surf festival, then monday is probably another live music night, and next wednesday we are going to glastonbury.
AND AFTER ALL THAT i can plant my runner beans.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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AND THAT'S IGNORING more distant events like my best mate's wedding in August, CHB's bash in august, possible french holiday in september...(
sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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Good lord, woman.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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busy, busy, busy: What bokononists whisper whenever they think of how complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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YOU BET.i like to drive barefoot with all my windows and sunroof open.
in this weather, they stay cold for HOURS afterwards.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:22,
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ESPECIALLY PENGUIN CHICKSpoor little fluffy fuckers.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:24,
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i do have poor circulation in my toes & fingers. i get terrible chilblains :(i think my blood is lazy.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:25,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokononism
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:16,
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now i will destroy the whole worldonly vonnegut i've ever read is slaughterhouse 5
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:18,
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Cat's Cradle is also very goodin fact, there's not much of his that isn't. But Cat's Cradle is one of the even better ones.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:25,
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i'm limited by the pretty weak selection in the library at work(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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that's in my "to read" pile.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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That would make me about 3'3" today(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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Cat's Cradle?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:18,
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Veggie growers...What other things can be planted now or in the next couple of months?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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I HAVE NO IDEAbut i do know that my bean plants are almost ready for planting out.
I would imagine chard & spinach are ok still? they're pretty seasonal all the time.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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BINKY! BINKY!We have a family of foxes in our garden. There's FOUR cubs and they're so cute.
We put food out for them and watch them play and chase each other.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:30,
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PHOTOS OR GTFO.i want a fox. can you post me one please?
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:32,
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I'd love to give one a cuddle but they'd run away/rip my throat out. (just like all women)I want one as a pet.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:42,
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That's really sweet.Are they as brazen as the foxes around here? Where I live they stroll through the garden, give you a casual stare and stroll off. Same if you're out driving; casual stare, slink off.
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RadishesI think will grow later into the summer, also peas. We've got some tomatoes still going nicely, not ready to ripen yet so if you bought some they might grow bigger yet.
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Late night DiscoHmm I love to enjoy that If one ride his bike after drinking
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ding?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:21,
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I can recommend a good gynaecologist.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:23,
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Did you wear the old one out?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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You'll just have to direct visitors to the back door.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:31,
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going to london for fun times this weekendlatitude next month
end of the road in september
great south run in october
norway in january
ooh... lots of things, and some ace looking games coming out in between all those
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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What's end of the road?I'm so out of touch.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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it's a festival, grandmawww.endoftheroadfestival.com/
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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Oooh, Explosions in the Sky.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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yes indeedyand it's the only uk show dan sartain is doing this year i think
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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No idea who that is.That looks like a Supersonic sort of festival, I'm very jealous.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:09,
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tickets still availableit's a small festival so you might bump into me or scott. possibly some other internet people going too.
oh and dan sartain is ace. i met him in oxford and got a bit starstruck
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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The fuck is Scott?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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scottwww.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=15424
he's a nice man
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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NORWAY TRIP SOUNDS EXCITINGi might go to france for a week in september, if i get my act/money together & book flights.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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yeah, even though i have to run 13 miles while i'm therebut i'll be surrounded by snow and candles and the northern lights!
it's going to be incredible, binky
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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I generally look forward to the weekend.But I've got The Offspring in August and Florida in September.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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What are you going to do in Florida?Cuddle up to old ladies?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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Fuck yes, good show.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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i'd love to go to all the big theme parks in that areai love me some rollercoasters
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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I can't wait to meet Ariel from The Little Mermaid.I'm going to squeeze her tits. But I'll convince her that's how us land-walkers greet one another.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:31,
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carefulsomeone i know got asked to leave butlins for pulling big-ears' ear
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:37,
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why yes, yes i havei might fish this weekend
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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in some vain attempt to mask your own odour?P.S - nice roach.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:15,
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:Dit was emotional. we bonded.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:20,
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You people make me sick.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:21,
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BOOyou get to meet ME in a couple of months
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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OH YEAH AND ME ME ME AM I THERE I AM ARENT Ii expect hugs from everyone, k?
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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Dunno if I'm going to go. It's £60 on the train.But the line up is pretty fucking tip-top.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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oh cmon, i bought rail ricketsone day i looked and they were all like £100, then i looked again a week later and found 2 singles for £17.50 each.
KEEP LOOKING, boyo.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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That's a lie. I'm looking forward to mrs rocket being fully qualified so we're not perpetually skint all the time.Oh, and getting married. I suppose.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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I was reasonably cheery until you made me realise I've nothing concrete to look forward to in the next few months.IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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Except GETTING FUCKING MARRIED, you unromantic old coot.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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It's not until 2011.AAAAAAAGES away.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:15,
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Ah.Well you can look forward to me fucking off to Amsterdam, then. I won't be online for a WHOLE WEEK.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:16,
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Now now... I thought we were getting along just swimmingly.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:17,
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Imagine how quiet it'll be, though.Swimmingly, yes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:24,
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Start saving nowand you might just about have enough money to afford everything.
Mrs Eddache and I have been saving for ages but lord knows how we're to afford it all.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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Church wedding and reception for about 100 guests.And I'm an atheist which takes the piss a bit.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:36,
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so you're NOT getting married on the moon?*shakes head sadly*
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:39,
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Actually there is one.But it's for Mormoons.
And Moonslims.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:43,
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I am saving. HARD.That's why I'm so skint.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:31,
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qualified as what?Taxi driver? Assistant fast-food catering executive? Proctologist?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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INTERNET LAWY..., well, just a solicitor.But it means she's not on poxy trainee salary or paying £4k a year (as she has for the past 3 and a bit) in course fees.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:14,
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Play your cards right missy, and you can be bride.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:16,
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How can it go from 80 degrees yesterday to pouring down with rain today?I was looking forward to gardening on my day off but now I can't do anything. Bloody weather!
I'm going to make a bacon & egg barm cake instead now.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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Don't lie, it's obviously not raining.Also, shut up about bacon. I'm quite hungry.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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brown sauce and runny yolk, mmmmmmmm...(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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Oh FUCK OFF.Bastard. I hope it chokes you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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It's all about humidity and pressures and such.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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I assume you live in the UK,in which case you should be fucking used to it by now.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:09,
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I'm looking forward to Phsycoville tomorrow night.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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Oh christ yesI almost forgot about this
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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It's interactive on the internets you know.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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yeswww.bbc.co.uk/psychoville/
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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I'm going to record the seriesreece shearsmith dressed as a woman always makes me laugh
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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LoG was a fucking masterpiece in my opinion, which I am entitled to.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:16,
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The big sleep.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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I'd settle for little sleep.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:09,
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I got over my usual 4 hours last night, bonus.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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I should have done.I usually get about 4 too.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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Mine's from being stupid and not going to bed early enough.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:22,
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Usually mine is.I usually get to bed anywhere between 1 and 2. It's my natural rhythm, I think.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:25,
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Likewise but doesn't do me any favours when I have to be up at 6 :((
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:32,
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Aye, that too.I went to bed at HALF ELEVEN last night, and then couldn't sleep.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:40,
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Fresh meat arriving in the 'Dam come Sept/Oct time.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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Strike me down...(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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25h of July is the Northern Open TaikaiThree men teams.
On Sunday however I'm saying goodbye to my sister who is going to New Zealand to live, Monday I'm off to Alton Towers, and on Tuesday I'm saying goodbye to a good friend who is going back to Japan.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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Well at least you've got the sheer aceness of Alton Towers in the middle.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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I'm happy to say farewell to my sister anyway, she needs to get out of the rut she's in.Can't imagine a better way to get out of a rut than to fuck off to a nicer country.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:15,
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New Zealand is beautiful, yes.And you get shitloads of land for your money.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:16,
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Look on the bright sideAt least she's not going to New Zealand to die.
*manly chuck on shoulder*
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:14,
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I'm happy for her, it'll just be a bit sad to see her go.Whatever she does as long as she's happy it's fine by me.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:25,
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i'm going to be shootting horses in the head with a bolt gun and then cutting off their hooves(
Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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That must be the niche tent.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:17,
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We're thinking of flogging our FREE backstage tickets and fucking off on holiday instead.Did I mention they were FREE?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:38,
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*shrugs*A friend's birthday celebrations this weekend and another friend's birthday celebration next weekend. Oasis next month, The Cribs in October, Fleetwood Mac and a-ha one day apart in November and Simple Minds in December. And a friend's wedding on Hallowe'en.
Actually, that's quite a lot. WOO.
I have just lost my appetite though and I don't know why. *throws cereal in the bin*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:19,
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Bloody hell, that's a lot.I'm jealous of the Mac, A-Ha and Simple Minds. Very.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:23,
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does that mean no BS/FF haloween shindig?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:28,
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Nope.There won't be one for two years cos we're getting wed at that time next year. Like it matters anyway, you wouldn't go.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:36,
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Transformers 2!Autobots wage the battle to destroy the evil forces of the decepticons.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:31,
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Hah, every time I hear about that now I think of youbless you, you're so excited. Aw. It's nice to see people excited.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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Moving to my own houseOther than that, absolutely nothing (unless you count the Derby bash).
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:31,
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\o/ own houses are awesome, chap.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:40,
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I should probably be more excited than I am(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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BARCELONA TOMORROW WOO(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:50,
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WOW! Have fun, lovely.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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I heard there's a lot a Spaniards there.But that might just be rumours.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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This is a lovely thread to wake up to BTW, nice oneWeirdly enough, I'm thinking of going swimming later and that makes me feel quite good about myself. I'm in a rehab program after slipping a disc and it's about all the exercise I can do.
Oh yes, and it's Orange Wednesday today. So I'll be going out with my lovely man.
I'm also looking forward to the fella's Birthday this weekend. Throwing him a surprise party.
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definatelya spliff and marathon session on burnout paradise after work
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I'm thinking of giving blood.I know it sounds silly but the adverts on Spotify have actually convinced me a little. Is it as much of a gore fest as some people make out?
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Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:12,
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It's like watching blood transfusions, only in reverse.And sometimes somebody faints because they haven't prepared themselves properly.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:13,
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no. there are a lot of whingy pussy whiners out there.(
sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:14,
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But it made my arm all achey :'((
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:18,
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*bites your shoulder till it crunches**squeezes with joy*
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:34,
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Who on earth "makes out" that giving blood is a gore fest?They put a needle in you and take out a measly quantity of blood then give you tea and biscuits. It's hardly Driller Killer. Get to it immediately.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:14,
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It would be double awesome if it WERE driller killer though.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:15,
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Oooh, I've missed this.Top notch Shambolic Derison. I fully expect someone to be crying and the word 'Shambollocks' to be being bitterly bandied about by the end of the day.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:18,
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in the north we cut our hands off, drip into a bucket and then sellotape our hands back on(
GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:44,
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I've given blood a few times (ooh-hoo look at him Mr Lifesaver over here!)and I once recall someone, clearly not holding the patch on his arm long enough for the bleeding to stop, flexed his arm and promptly sprayed blood all over himself.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:46,
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no-one can ever find veins in my left armi've learned to desperately proffer my right arm before they start prodding about in there.
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sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:47,
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i get complimented on my veins when i give blood. which is an odd experience.mine are prominent and my donation is always over quickly.
once the lady told me it was the quickest recorded time that day. so i said 'i'm like bleedy gonzalez'.
went down like a lead balloon. i was so pleased with it too!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:54,
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But... his name is "speedy gonzalez". Not "bleedy". Maybe that's why she didn't get it.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:01,
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i made mine leak onceit made a lady faint
obviously, i make ladies swoon all the time but not for that reason
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:52,
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Other forms of leakage/seepage?Phwoar.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:54,
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Wha sir, ah do declayre.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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it is if they break a needle and have to get the dogs out(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:15,
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Yes.You know that scene in Nightmare on Elm Street where Johnny Depp gets sucked into the bed and then spat back out like a bloody mess? That's what it's like. Exactly that. I promise. It happened to me once.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:19,
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I would if I could...But I've had Dengue Fever and banned from being a donor for life. (I'd given over 30 pints before then and never fainted)
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:21,
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This should be the next topic for QOTW.'I've donated over 30 pints of blood. Have YOU ever donated and organ or bodily fluids?'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:26,
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I have donated ...A few differing bodily fluids in some surprisingly differing places
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:28,
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Not unless you're an IMMENSE pussyI can't give blood here, as they ban junkies, prostitutes and Brits. CJD my arse. They're missing out on pints and pints of prime Flapjack juice, the snivelling little whiners.
Anyway, go and give blood. Or you're a big nancy.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:32,
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They're doing it today in Saffron Walden. I might go.(
ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:44,
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for the free tea and biscuits if nothing else(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:57,
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WHAT'S ALL THIS?Biscuits, you say? What sort?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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depends where you go i s'posemy place has custard creams, bourbons, all sorts
oh and the most recent time... MINI CHEDDARS
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:59,
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Mini cheddars are win.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:02,
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Not sure, I keep having tattoos and piercings so I don't think I'm allowed.Good morning, /snipe.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:47,
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i go as often as they allowit's really easy unless you have a fear of needles or are very slight
it's such an easy way of saving lives. do it do it do it.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:50,
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I'm not sure that's true.I've heard that most of the blood actually goes to evil wizards.
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and without it, the evil wizards wouldn't be able to perform their evil spellsand would lose their jobs, become destitute and die in poverty
see, saving lives
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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Oh.I hadn't thought of it like that, but I suppose it makes sense.
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what they do is place you on a sacrificial altar and then slit your throat(
Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:54,
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Free brew? Free biscuits? NURSES?What are you waiting for? What are we all waiting for?
B3TA OUTING... TO THE SUNSHINE BUS!
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:59,
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hmm, the 'nurses' are usually a bit old and saggyunless that's how you like 'em? there's no shame it it RR. we understand
perv
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:02,
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Them's some tasty windows.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:02,
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Morning poo.A slow burner.
Initially some effort needed to pass but deteriorated into a series of sloppy dollops of brown angel delight.
Appalling odour, large amount of wipage and splashback.
2/10
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:51,
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had to reintroduce the beetroot I had last night back to the world this morning.the bowl looked like my arsehole had exploded blood.
most impressive
8/10
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:59,
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Oooh, a 'liver failure'.Top crapping.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:09,
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jmg is obviously having his head waxed by his mum at homewhat are your weather conditions like and do you have waffle?
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33 degrees CWaffless but beer on the agenda (very shortly)
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:47,
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Cloudy and a little cold.Enjoying a trance track, may go get coffee, then into town to buy a handbag I saw yesterday.
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Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:50,
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The video... 1:50.. Over the mad woman's left shoulder.nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/06/video_rabid_letterman_protesto.html
Richard and Sal are awesome.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:55,
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Oh for fuck sakeWe all know Conan is better anyway, so they should go fuck themselves!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:48,
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I don't care for any of those mad people.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:49,
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Conan O'Brien is a god amongst men!He wrote for the Simpsons in its early days you should know!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:50,
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Letterman, Fallon, o'Brien, Leno..What do we care? There's no great difference between them all.
If I had to pick a favourite though, it'd be Kimmell.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:52,
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*PUNCHES THE SKY*news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8104281.stm
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:52,
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Fallon is shit, Leno was never funnyConan can take a joke and is awesome, Dave is 50% hit, 50% miss.. he just looks too disinterested now..
Kimmel can fuck off.
JON STEWART FOR THE WIN
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:54,
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The Daily Show used to be brilliant with Colbert and Carrell doing the mid-show "sketches".The people who've replaced them are nowhere near as good, and it's lost it's edge slightly.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:57,
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