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The new Maddie McCan toys are a hit in shop's, theyve sold out.
if your after her,
Good luck finding her!
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
I hope you catch AIDS from all the sailors you've been ramraided by
down the docks.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Oh dear.
This should get interesting....
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Tonight is a school night. You clearly haven't been paying attention while you're there, so
best get an early night.

A quite unnecessary apostrophe in "shop's" but none in "theyve" - and it's YOU'RE. This is a text based forum - at least have the decency of learning how to write properly.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
good thing i've finished now
so i can do this all night
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Joy to the fucking world.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Bet your teachers are pleased.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
He must have barely been there.
He quite literally wouldn't have registered.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
What a marvellous school!
You must let me have the number so I can send my future offspring there.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
your a bit of a whore arn't u esme
honestly get a better name than weatherwax, it just sound like something i'd use on the garden shed to stop the wood rotting. just go piss on a live wire please do the world a favour
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
when you were a kid and your teacher asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up
is this what you envisaged?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
You're a bit rubbish

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
TOO SOON!
Oh wait, I meant tedious about two years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
What.....are you?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Hooray!
At least I read the FAQ before parping out any old cock like this useless spastic.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
You did.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
FINALLY
Some gratitude.

Also thank you for being nice.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Despite the reminders,
you'd be flabbergasted at the lack of FAQ reading and general intelligence of some newcomers.

*Hearty slap on the back*
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
This.
Pack of mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Well done.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
And its to you're creddit.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
That's great forumming!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
God why don't you just
FUCK OFF YOU TEDIOUS SPASTIC, I HOPE A SHEEP'S CUNT GROWS WHERE YOUR EYE SHOULD BE.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
You're learning pretty damn fast!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Haha, I quite like that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Ha.
Good n00bing here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
*Firm handshake and offer of some crisps*

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
I THINK I'M IN LOVE

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
in the shop's what?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Fuck off and learn English.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Letting Garry Glitter babysit your kids is like letting McDonalds look after your livestock

(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
YEAH, I KNOW!!!!
mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/17/virginity/
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Very little sympathy eminating from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
Hymenoplasty would be a great band name.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
She can mend her fanny as many times as she wants.
Thing is, she's still had a few tubesteaks up her clunge so it won't actually restore her virginity. Silly woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
From the same site...
mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/16/fencepost/

*head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
:(((((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
LOL!
mosnews.com/culture/2009/04/06/851/
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
This was bizarre:
mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
riiiggghhhh......
:/
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Well, that was a bit silly really.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
letting you on the internet is like replacing all the books in the library with Jade Goody's autobiography

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
come on shes deserves a bit more respect than that
shes just broken david blain's record of doing fuck all in a box for 40 odd days
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
*slow claps*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
budum tish
...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
*Sympathy clap*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

autobiography cancer-riddled snatch
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Look, it's wacky13

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Tesco value trolling.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Hey look at this one, it's new!
Is it Syncubus, or Bou or whatever?

gay
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
It's you, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
Yeah, I'll gaz you some proof now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
you seem to be a tedious wanker, i think i'll put you on ignore with all the other wankers that use this forum to bring tedium to most posters

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
You need to find the happy tedium.
no offence...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
Letting you go on the internet is like a bag of hardened plasticine being thrown at a computer keyboard.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
I like my trolls to be funny or really fucking irritating.
You're just.....there. It really is pointless trolling.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
^This.
I think I'd be more involved if it tried some more insults.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
It seems to be just reeling off all the shit playground ones of the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Garry Glitter SuperMatt
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
*internet sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
LOLZORDS!

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
Letting you on the internet is like pissing into a sea of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
I like that Woody Allen quote: "Don't knock masturbation
it's me standing over my adopted daughter's cot spraying great globs of spunk in her squinty, yellow face".
He's a card.
Who else is a card?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Anthony Valentine

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
you fat fucking nobber

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
i summed up baldmonkey well the other day, belives his online hype was the main point of it, the fat fruit loop

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
The Jack of Clubs

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Yahtzee Croshaw
LOL I make fun of games


cunt.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
He's got the balls to say things about games that most journos won't

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
yeah, but under a shit name
on youtube.

sounding like Jude Law.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
He clearly states his name plenty of places.
He doesn't hide under it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Croshaw
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I didn't say he didn't give out his name
I said he did his critiques under a shit name. Because he uses Yahtzee. and Yahtzee is a shit name.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
I'm sorry it annoys you so much.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
I'm sorry too

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
'cellar door' on the otherhand.....

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
It's GENIUS.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
is a perfectly good name
I'm named after my favourite type of door.

Don't insult my favourite type of door Harold. That's the kind of liberty you shouldn't take.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
The name is a respelling of the phrase "cellar door" chosen due to a statement of J. R. R. Tolkien, author of The Lord of the Rings, that, detached from its meaning, "cellar door" has the most marvelous sounds of all words he knew.
Hobbit loving wanker.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I'm not sure who that was directed at
so I'm going to respond with

LOLnames
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
Celador
and JRRR Hartley Tolkien

Peace out
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
well...
thanks for the research I guess...
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Nice editing by the way, it clarified
and you're wrong.

It's from Donnie Darko, where It's quoted from that book or whatever you just rambled on about. And I don't give a fuck what you think of that movie.

*something about haha I'm ronnie and the second word in my name is named after a body part ROFL*
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
You know he actually wears that stupid hat all the time.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
In the grand scale of things
The hat is the thing I like most about him
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
He's not bad really...
I just don't think he would keep good company.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
Apart from Mario
I hear those guys are pretty tight.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
Thanks for the reminder, missed last weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
Cheers
Forgot it was Wednesday. I'll catch the newest video later.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

ಠ_ಠ
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
I don't fucking know, do I.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Why the fuck not?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
How the fuck should I know!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
FUCK!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Did he really say that?
Really?
Did he?
He didn't, did he?
No, I don't think he did.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
I'm starting to think that baldmonkey made the whole thing up.
The lying bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
It is really quite unacceptable to have lying on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Spiral-cocked Duck Rapists
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
My subscription to NS has run out
and I can't afford to renew it

)))c:
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
I was conned into participating in the fieldwork for that project
Thought they said we were going duck-hunting
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
This comment breached our terms of use and has been removed.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
I'm accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
VRRROOOOOOMMM!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
What's this 'friends' thing I keep hearing about?

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
Shitty american telly
that went on for ten seasons and a spin-off series too long
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
Someone I worked with once tried to kill herself because "her life isn't like Friends".
Shame she failed. Useless whining spanner faced shitsack.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

the RAND corporation Piston_broke
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
Harsh

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
they're really lethargic enemies
they use a slow-burn tactic where they ingratiate themselves towards you, then they come round at stupid times of the week, nick your favourite books, eat your food, and convince you that drinking alcohol makes you look cool when it doesn't, it just makes you look like a prick, and then you die of liver cancer and they laugh about it then fuck your girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
to be fair
she probably needs a decent shag after being with you
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
haha, no mates
and now I have cursed you with the red mark of Friends activity for ever more
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
surely he needs to add friends
for it to show red?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
fuck knows, I've got the ridiculous shit thing blocked with CSS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
I had an unread message for over a year.
Can't say those red links bother me much.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
you know you friended me?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
I think it shows up if someone friends you
The whole thing is irritating though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
I've not got any friends added, just 2 fucking 'fans'
stupid thing.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
Some kind of "social" thing that offline outsiders mix with.
losers.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
hahahaha
really?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
Yeah honest,
it's like what normal people do, only they don't do it in a chair
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
I think the programme reached its peak with chandler in the box

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Chandler's the funny one.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

funny prescription drug abusing, skinny, fat then skinny & old looking
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
its a tv show lol

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
i've never seen a badger in the wild, i feel i should rectify this
when i was a lad there used to be alot of hedgehogs round these parts

you can talk about animals you haven't seen or hedgehogs, i don't care
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
I used to have a pet hedgehog. It died within six days, it wasn't a great week

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
was it a pet or did you just feed it in the garden?
all the hedgehogs have gone from s/e london, i'm sure we used to have loads, the poles and somalians probably ate them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
Found it in the street, probably got hit by a car. I think I was about eight years old.
We don't have many hedgehogs around here anymore, only the occasional fox.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
why did you think it was eight years old, did you cut it in half and count the rings or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
He found it in 1999

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
It's the fucking wombles

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
When it says "On the Seventh Day he Resteth"
it doesn't mean you don't feed the little cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
thats cos
you tried to have sex with it and it died from internal bleeding
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
I quite like him.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
yeah but you are a raving queer

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
yeah, we don't have enough dull illiterate shitheads here already

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
giglamesh why dont you......
go fuck yourself, then your mum, then and siblings you may have and then ur dad, but will hav to wait cos i'm giving him a good seeing to first
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
Haha you want to bum his dad.
You big poof.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
Maybe he doesn't want to.
Maybe he's being 'forced' by an oppressive society.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
'The Man' is keeping us all down :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
or up...in this case.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
you may want to turn 360 from your keyboard and take a break, you are making a testicle of yourself, trollboy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
I'm guessing that it's more than one teenager
and they're in hysterics
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
a teenager with a why dont you reference, i doubt it, old troll is old

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
i think you'll find
i'm 18 and i find this really funny, cos its pissing all you ppl off except maybe mcdoof
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
no, what would really piss people off is if you started about 10 new threads and posted your illiterate shit in each one

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
even that i would not care about, you need to draw people in, get along abit, and then piss them off
it's a forum ffs, it's all been done
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
oh the shame!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
unfortunately
he's not a troll :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
well
not in the conventional sense
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
you're a troll
in the literal sense
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
brb, going to shops

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
GAAAAAAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
put your finger to the corner of your mouth
now rub it in concentric circles from there to your cheek, until you find the large metal hook penetrating your flesh
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
I like this.
But I feel it's probably gone completely over his head.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
There was a mouse in my room a while ago,
it came and went, then I poisoned the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
good work, i had tits under my facia board, i think they have gone now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
I saw a hedgehog that had just been run over.
So I killed the fucker.

For humane reasons of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
I've eaten kangaroo but I've never seen one live

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
i've done both of those, and seen big dead ones at the side of the road
and sir pigeon nipples stopped me from trying to climb in ones pouch, great times
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
I once met Sonic

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
I expected more interest in this.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
I can show you the one on the road to work
its starting to bloat a bit now.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
There's foxes, moles, hedgehogs, all sorts round these parts.
Even with two major motorways and a busy A-road.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
The roadkill between here and Ilkley in summer is ace
Badgers, deer, sheep, pheasants. All sorts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
DINNER

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
Quite
I should lean out of the car scooping bits up between slices of bread
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
i saw a cat once

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
I've never seen an animal, no idea what you're talking about here to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
it's a bit like a small stupid hairy person that walks on its hands and feet

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
My dad didn't see a hedgehog once
Apparently he did feel it when he kicked it though. I would like to see a badger, they seem quite cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
Until they scratch your face off,
they can be moody buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
Mind you, so can cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
I said see
Not snuggle. I don't think I'd want to get too close to one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
Badgers are easy to spot
they are very flat creatures who lie at the side of the road
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
I've never seen a fox.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
Two ran out in front of me once, they were going through some bins and I must have scared them.
Not as much as they scared me though.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
i've seen fox mulder
on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
I don't own a TV.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
There are tons of them here. Cute to look at, vicious buggers though.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
stop baiting them then

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
if he his hurting you darling be brave and go to a refuge

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
Awww Neil

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
I've never seen an alive badger.
I've seen two dead ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
They're like an inverse camel

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
The missus and I are thinking about going out to see the Zubron
Which is basically 1.2tonnes of premium grade steak, not for currying
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
a lot

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
I have.
They don't half waddle when they run.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
I ran a badger over
the other month, fucked my car right up
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
I suppose you could say it was "badgered"
They can get quite big.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
oim a country boy
do deer, rabbits, cats, pheasants & various other wildfowl have gone under / over the bumper of numerous halfymobiles over the years
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
What's your favourite type of kit-kat?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
what? it's all the same

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
tesco value

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
The kind in the silver foil
Why did they take them away from us?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
Because kids were doing smack using them
Or so, they were in my school. We used to get asked for the foils.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
We actually witnessed the decline of one girl
Bright in year 9, and at the end of year 10 she was skinny, her skin was a mess and she just failed every exam she took.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Wasn't that Hollyoaks?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Similar
But 6 years before.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
MIDDLESBROUGH.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
Yes, explains it all, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
But it's cheaper to get tin foil from sainsburys!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
yep, it's an urban myth, you could never chase the dragon using kitkat foil, it was too thin and floppy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Well, it may have been a joke in the bogs when they were asking for it
But there was no doubt about them doing smack. One bloke still is, I think, but most of them bucked their ideas up when they realised there was a big wide world out there.

(on that note, I'm off out now)
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
indeed they may well of been doing smack, and good luck to them, it's not a bad way to pass the time

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
It's cheaper to have one plastic wrapper than 2 separate wrappers of foil and paper.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
the round meaty ones

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
Chunky. Like /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
I'm going to get you in a headlock, and ram you into the bellies of the ugly.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
Why, JMG, why? :(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
My uncle invented the chunky kitkat
100% TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
If that's true, that's awesome

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
That is just the type of thing she says to get men to touch her foof

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
Absolutely true.
I was one of the first people to test one.

He invented the peanut butter chunky kitkat too.

I get loads of kitkats, every christmas, lots of misshapes too.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
Can you ask him to invent a jaffa cake kitkat hybrid.
I don't want any credit or owt. I just want a jaffa cake kitkat hybrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
Different companies so it may be tricky.
I'll ask him.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
Capitalism gets in the way again!
They made a kit kat mini roll hybrid a few years ago. There is a precedent.

I'll settle for a mini roll kit kat hybrid ... not for the flavour ... for the mechanical challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
I have a new and profound love for you, FD.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
Admirable shallowness.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
You're just jealous that I might get to touch the face of a legend
In the chocolate field.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
Uncle Stephen!

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
Slightly misshapen peanut butter chunky kitkats in the post :D

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
The mini rolls soundfucking good too
Mind yo I am drunk
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
My next one.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
The ones fat people eat
so that I can ram my palm into their face when they're eating them, forcing all four wafery fingers into their glottis causing immediate choking and death, which is what the incessant snacking cunts deserve
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
ohhhh god that reminds me
some cunt on the train was eating something so loudly behind me I could hear his mouth noises through my earphones. I hate mouth noises... yes. what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Just normal 2 finger kit kat.
All other kit kats are not worth my time or attention
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
dipped in tea.
STANDARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
4 whole fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
4 fingered ones
goes very well with a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
peanut butter chunky
gosh i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
yuck
peanut butter tastes like old, crispy semen
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
you'd know

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
yep
I visit your dad a lot.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
I thought I'd hid the body quite well :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
aw, don't feel like you've failed
it did actually take me ages to find him.

I actually really wanna thank you for hiding him as well as you did. It was the best treasure hunt I ever did! and oh, what treasures I beheld!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
screw you buddy, you've soiled my sanctuary

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
I'd offer to clean it up
But i just don't want to
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
This is my actual answer
Peanut butter on anything makes it 400% better
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
*butters up*
smooth or crunchy, though?

I favour crunchy. It's like Russian Roulette for your gums.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
Smooth, you wrongun.
Spreads better, and you can still taste salty butter underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
I bet you KEEP IT IN THE FRIDGE TOO.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
Everything in the fridge
EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
crunchy is the work of the devil
and only sunpat is worth eating
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Smooth peanut butter is for people who need their food chewing for them.
Your mummy probably still dips rusks into her warm booby milk for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
my mum died of lung cancer eleven years ago, thanks for reminding me of this fact, you horrid bully

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
It was probably exacerbated by your suffocating mummy's boy clinginess.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
and now you've made me think of our brave little bear SSG, if there was a god you'd have the cancer of a panceras, not our SSG
damn you god for not causing this forum poser to die for his bulling and choosing SSG to become another sunbeam
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
The 750-piece one made from Lego.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
unless they're special chocolate lego bricks.
You're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Oh yes, I comically mis-read "kit kat" as "kit cat",
confusing the chocolate snack with a model feline, and from thence the humour arose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
"arose" is a strong word in this context
maybe more "stirred in its slumber, rolled over, farted and went back to sleep".
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
Me

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
ha
i have a dead lesbian in my wardrobe :D
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
Marry me!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
YOU KILLED ROSIE LANGLEY?!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
no cos she really nice but...
i did kill a little fucking weird retarded freak called david webster
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
um no
i fink u wil find u r the 1 hu is the retard

mong
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
No david
we all know that you are the psycho killer around here.

what did that poor little girl ever do to you. Rest in Peace Maddie.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
what's the difference between maddie and an apple?
i don't cum on an apple before i eat it
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
What's also the difference between maddie and an apple?
you never have enjoyed cumming on anything that is alive.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
most of the village
has enjoyed cumming on your visage
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
except you
you have cummed on nothing that is female.

except perhaps your mother.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
and your mum
although, i'm not sure if she counts as a female
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
that's odd
I would have thought you'd recognise your own kind.

That's me calling you a woman in case you're too thick to know.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Standard, two small fingers is enough.
The cappuccino ones are ming.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
lol cars
i like cars they go vroooom
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
This is the first time this has ever happened on here
or anywhere else on the internet for that matter. You are a great novelty and we all admire you and secretly want to be with you. Or in you. Mostly in you. So very deep inside you. Deeper than we thought was possible with our stunted internet cocks, frankly. It's like a dream of hot sticky depth. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Tactics, David. Tactics.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
and what's the deal with airline food huh

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
JOSEPH MERRICK

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
It's not very good usually and they serve it in plastic trays

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
I've not been on a plane for about 2 years but when I was on that plane I didn't have food.
Last time I had airline food was about 9 years ago but it could have improved considerably by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
i haven't been on a plane since i was about 8

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
LOLplanes

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
my holidays
I just realised my flight to the carribean is with air france over the Atlantic,

Anyone know where I can get Life Insurance no-one seems to want to take me on.
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
well
french aviation has indeed taken a nosedive recently.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
In the wake of LOT and KGM announcing they were in financial difficulties
Air France also admitted they were having trouble staying afloat.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
You don't need life insurance
travel insurance is all you need. Check out the post office, or compare the market.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

[picard ascii]
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
I think he was doing it on purpose.

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
i hope so

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
errrm
are you retarded, do you not get the joke? i dont acctually want fucking insurance i was creating hurmor out of a horrible accedent, cos thats how i roll
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
no, like a kid's inflatable swimming pool filled with jelly, left to set, then the gelatinous mass tumbled along the South Downs is how you roll
you dull, dire, boring slack-jawed pea-brained syphillitic peenarse.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
Yes, sorry, I wasn't paying attention to the exact details
I realised as soon as I posted what you meant, but couldn't be bothered to alter it. Cos that's how I roll.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
I think the deal is that it comes free when you buy the ticket
for journeys lasting more than two hours
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
It's my tiiiime and I'm ready to go
Put on my shoes and get on with the show
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
Zomg hello
I replied to your email. Did you see? I'm goin to have to buy a DRESS
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
Stewie .. Family Guy

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
......
when you become an organ doner you can choose wether you want your face to be donated.... on a seperate note Who knew the 'elephant man' John Merrick held a Donor card?

who the fuck would want his face?
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
To be honest, I don't know if I don't like this because you have an L or that I find it shit.
I hate myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
poachers

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
i'm waiting for woodside's take on this

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
It's not really got enough comic potential for a doodle.
And the battery on my camera has died.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
HIS NAME WAS JOSEPH!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
JOHN MERRICK
John Merrick as in JOHN merrick the elephant man?
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
There are many popular sources that misquote his name
The Elephant Man film being one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
But he had Elephantitis remember!!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
Are you for real?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
it's piston trying out his stand-up

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
Check out how black that kettle is, homie.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
.....
did u meen good old joe fritzel. hes a bit tied up at the min cos its his daughters turn to be in control
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
I mean this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
are you really only 13?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
That's his IQ.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
Peter Beardsley?
Ian Dowie?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
I think Frank Ribery needs it even more than those two.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Ian Dowie is by no means attractive,
but he's nowhere near one of the ugliest people in football.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
Is it half term yet?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Well, his skeleton is clearly on display
I'm not sure he'd have had a donor card, given the date, but it was probably given up willingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Are you a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
Perhaps his internal organs were healthy, and he wanted to help people after his death.
What's your problem with Joseph Merrick anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
to be fair
he has more face to donate than anyone else
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
Enough of that dull retard.
www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/06/15/torontozoo-elephant.html

Poor Elephant.

What's your favourite elephant, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
Those that were poisoned using pineapples abroad or something

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
Nelly

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
So hot in herre

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
So take off all Pickle Fairy's clothes.
Then wish you hadn't.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
tedious podcast

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
I HIT WHERE IT HURTS YEEEAH

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
You. Fucked. Pickle. Fairy.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
Hahahahaha.
He's probably caught thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
maybe he's still in shock

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

shock the flabby folds trying to find his way away from the endless moronic yabbering.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
no offence

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
none taken

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
Why in the hell have you latched onto a joke I said six months ago?
I mean, it's not like you're claiming I killed Maddie, which is something I said about two years ago.

You're an odd boy, baldmonkey.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
Oh... it's a joke now!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
Oh balders :(

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
SNE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
if we're going to talk into dull forays into web 2.0 this will not end well

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
Is web 2.0 pickle fairy's new user name or something?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
Elephant Man

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
Elephant Face

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
I preferred the sequel though

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
was that the one with cher?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
Remember people, his name was Joseph Merrick, not John.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
''Tessa, 40, fell and couldn't get back up even with the help a crane''
Sounds like it could be the fate of a few members on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
..."after another b3tan shoved him to the ground over some food and operating systems"

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
It's uncanny

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
''Her trunk didn't work well and one of her tusks pointed the wrong way.''
and that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
Pussy
"ooh help, I've fallen and I can't get up" not so big now, are you, biggest land mammal in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
:(
Poor Tessa, she had a spacky trunk and tusks.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
i want to hear more from the dull retard actually

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
If you want to talk to a dull retard, I'm usually here.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
your shtick is getting a bit old tbh, let's see what the new guy has to offer

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
Apparently he's a regular at the George.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37452/1245264677/squeeky13comedy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
haha,
i love these
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
more!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
I fucking hate elephants

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
yeah, bastard elephants
don't they just get on your tits
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
who the fuck is this blue namer replying to my posts?
fuck off cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
Hey
I'm not an elephant don't take it out on me.

prude.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
My favourite elephant is the first elephant I ever saw in the wild. I nearly did a wee of elephantine excitement.
I say nearly. I actually did do a little bit of wee. Fortunately I had fancy absorbent safari pants on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
Oooh, where were you on safari?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Saaf efrica and swaziland that time.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

i saw an elephant spread out on the sandy floor with its tongue out once. I think it was dead. That was in Africa.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
Maybe it was just really pissed.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
almost certainly
It's been hanging around with Wino Rhino's. Bad crowd.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
curried

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Elmer

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Jo Brand, probably

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
Catholicism is an anagram of "comical shit!!
that basicly sums up catholics dosent it
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
can we just skip to wherever you're going with this?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
Fuck off Seb.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
It's me.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
No, that's actually an anagram of "Catholicism!!"

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
same thing
as above lol and who the fuck is seb?
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
seb is squeeky13

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
no, seb is lion-cake

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
I'm Seb and so's my wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
we're all seb
deep down
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
alledgedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
allegedly

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
That too.
Actually, not that too, just that.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
ok
good for you ppl jumping to conclusions about me, i'm only here cos my mate said there was some funny stuff on here and atm i'm in really bored mood
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
Allegedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
There's nothing funny here.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
you might want to look at this
b3ta.com/talk/6234274

whoops, wrong link

this one www.b3ta.com/talk/6131097
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
why would they not have seen that then?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
You're meant to blame JMG, not me.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
I remember when comedy accounts were good :(

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
I miss Police Dog :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
Marcus was probably the one time I was funny

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
lets be friends!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
Don't listen to her! She's a bad influence

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
war is it then?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
I read that in a korean accent.
You sound like Kim Jong Il.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
Oh, you're funny.
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
There's no exclaimation point in catholicism, though.
Let alone two.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
I've already done that gag.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
You worded it better aswell.
Let's just pretend I called Squeeky13 a cunt instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
Gilgamesh has already done that gag.
He worded it better too
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
"AS WELL" you thick shit

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFyAqLtHq8
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
fuck off cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
This is you, this is.
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37452/1245263734/squeeky13.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
more of this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
That writing is far too intelligent looking for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
I disagree
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rn3vi2kJ48

There's nothing comical about the Albigensian purges, the Inquisition or the doctrine of Papal Infallibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
Is that something from Star Wars?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
Tumbleweed?
It sums up the emotions that The Phantom Menace engendered in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
JMG.
I've been away, with women.
Report on the internet and it's developments since my last correspondence.
I do not with to hear about your dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
I walked the dog for two miles, then mowed all the lawns.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
all of them?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
oh tone :\

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
i only asked because mine is looking distinctly unmowed

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
She did a shit job on my front lawn.
It's all patchy.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
There are three of them, with loads of beds and trees.
It takes fucking ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
new job?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
>:(
*full name here*
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
wormulus has returned with a new troll account 'lion-cake'
i've not had any dinner
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
OHH WORMULUS!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
Is he Squeeky13 aswell?
Or is that someone new who happens to be a bit shit?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
I think our Squeeky is a bit "special".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
that's one of the less interesting users
lots of unpleasant things to say, but without the wit or nerve to say them with their primary account, could be anyone
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
I'm going to have chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
Me too.
Chicken curry is happening in my kitchen as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
Mine is in burger form
I've had a weird craving for that all day.

My lamb curry is full of WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
This is mostly full of coconut and onions

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
All curries should have coconut in them
I like to put raisins in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
sweet`n`sour for me

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
I'm delighted to read you've restricted yourself to two flavours.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
For the first time in my life, I blacked out for a few seconds.
That was very disorienting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
you blacked up lol

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
not even my summer fruit crumble and custard? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
The internet needs much, much more JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
Or, a JMG army.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
MoT, asking for permission to join, right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
I can imagine it being like that Japanese prison
Where all the inmates had to do the 'Thriller' dance in the yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
i think that was Singapore

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
filipino prison actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
IT'S ALL ASIAN
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
They all look alike in the sense that typically there are features that are similar to features of inhabitants of other countries but actually each invidual looks different from the other and I have no problem telling them apart.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
i have no problem telling asians apart
i struggle with the welsh though
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
me either, but the Dutch all look the same.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
well, it was fairly awesome either way

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
Slow io on talk
and 'terible bulying'
(Wornulus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
Women eh?
What's that like then?
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
My car's engine cut out in the fast lane of the M4 yesterday
next time I take it out I'll be taking a spare pare of pants
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
I walked 4 miles into town,
bought some walking boots, and walked home again.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
I've got some beer and tomorrow off work.
It's going swimmingly, here.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
Football would be improved by having two or more balls in play at once.
What other improvements could be made to 'The beautiful game'
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
Land mines.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
you can do better than this seb

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
this is why women/gays leave the decisions to the men

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
Three legged football?
.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
no really, i prefer you as wormulus

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
and i prefer you as "fucked off, far away"
as most of us here do.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
whoa, what's going on here?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
just pointing out that someone as shit as you
isnt allowed to pull others up for being shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
haha
it's you isn't it? the whole internet tough guy thing is just your style, and posting his personal info is the same sort of thing you did to rathen, haha, could it really be?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
i consider seb a friend actually.
i have met him many a time, worked with him and am shagging his ex.
why would it be me?

who is your next wild guess? fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
besides, if i have a problem with someone i am happy to tell them with this account.

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
yeah ok, probably
that shit with rathen was out of order though, you should email him and tell him it's safe to come back
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
rathen is more than happy to dish it out, but clearly cant take it when its dished back at him.
if sexface can manage to come back here, rathen could. he doesnt need me to invite him.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
guy's got a job working with kids
what is he supposed to do? could ruin his career
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)
Ripping off Budweiser adverts, probably

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Fire.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Chinese dwarfs with downs syndrome.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
armed with sharp pieces of fruit

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
50 players per team
Also, the pitch would be 25% the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
Giving out the adresses of any opposition players who score, commit a foul or celebrate inapproprately.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
Eccentrically weighted balls
.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
25 snipers around the top of the stadium shooting at spectators and players.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Regulation in order to reduce the Premier League's current oligopoly.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Of all the sports I couldn't give a fuck about, tennis stands out a mile.
Cunts being cunts while more cunts watch them. And all the cunts are pricks. Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
who are we supposed to like at the moment?
is henman dead?
that murray seems like a bit of a prick the two times I've seen him say one or two sentences
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
I don't think there are any laws.
Just go with whoever has the sexiest arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
I had no idea megan fox played tennis

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
fucking hell
she looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
yeah and?
I liked the singing detective.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
Andy Murray always has a look on his face
like he's just been caught wanking by his mam.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
*sidles in*
by

*creeps off into the night*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
You tell them.
Slightly more interesting that watching snooker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
i dont mind a bit of snooker
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
CRAP!
I like snooker. Now golf. What about golf then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
Long distance snooker.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
I'd have said that was bowls.
Golf is more like lazy hockey for twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
haha
also; is that a reference to the movie 'happy gilmore'?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
never heard of it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
Snooker isn't a sport.
It's marbles for wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
haha
stick marbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
What's your position on Soccerball then?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
soccerball?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Association Football
Alright. The 'beautiful game'
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Soccer?
why the fuck is it called soccer? honestly its football stupid fucking yanks need to get it right. i meen really they steal our language then fuck about with it by dropping letters and making words retarded then they change OUR sport and give it a gay ass name cos they already have a sport called football which is basicly the pussy equivilant of rugby, atleast our players dont need fuck off pads and helmets.

GOD DAM IT I HATE AMERICANS!!!
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
You don't seem keen on literacy or eloquence either.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Oh, the irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
your face
esme would your face be as ugly as your name, cos that if ur name is any indication i'm guessing it is
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
Stick to one account, for fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Haha, oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
i look forward to hearing more from you

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
Who are you and why do you think you can talk to me?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
it's wormulus doing some sort of meta-trolling thing, he'll get bored of it soon enough

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I like Wormulus.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Everybody loves Wormulus.
All at once, like a gatling gun of penises.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
like, not love

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
Speak for yourself, I'm planning to marry him.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
he's certainly got a thing for you anyway

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
gah
argh
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
it was amusing while it lasted i guess
shame there weren't that many people leaping to your defense though
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
I've posted my application, when does my 'I CAN TALK TO BALDMONKEY' badge and certificate arrive?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Your the only person allowed to talk to me from now on.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
how are you going to enforce that?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Ineffectively.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
:(
*you're
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
You're face is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
I really enjoy tennis,
It's one of my favorite sports to watch,
does this mean we're not friends anymore?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
You cad.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
you misspelt cunt

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
YOU ARE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Any sport on the radio is utterly fucking pointless.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
on the contrary,
I find it's absolutely the best medium for the cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
I agree.
Cricket is definitely best on the radio

*shakes hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
yeah, they are too bloody small , even if you do put them on their backs.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
What would you do if your employer turned to you and asked you to work for nothing for a month
to keep your job?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Tell him I can find my own clients without the use of a pimp and walk out.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
laugh

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
I would consider it,
better than being unemployed at the moment,
but I'd also want some way of getting the money back.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Is b3ta going ridiculously slow for anyone else?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
yes
yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
it's been like this all day

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Gaz cr3 and tell him to whip the hamster.
.

Edit - I don't want to stink up /talk any more with S. W. related nonsense. If you want to know the details gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
what have you got against wormulus?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
i saw that

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
also, it's suddenly obvious that lion-cake is wormulus
well played
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
I should tell him to kill himself then publish his work details
he's made me soooooo angry online.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
you work at milton keynes
I KNOW YOU
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
I am Milton Keynes!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
You're so gay for Seb.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
something about wormlus

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
I mean womrulus

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
fuck this shit

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
Yep,
*Rings cr3 bell*
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Stare
stare again
laugh
go to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
BA aren't saying people will definitely lose their jobs if they don't work for free.
And apparently loads of Cathay Pacific employees did it.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
do the directors work for fuck all?
do they arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
I think the CEO is going to for a month.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
I have no idea
just seems those who ask those below them to work for nothing normally are getting paid themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
The head of BA isn't getting paid this month,
don't know about the rest of the board.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
willy walsh
didn't he make a balls up of aer lingus?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
Define balls up.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
left it in a mess

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
He turned a loss making airline into a profitable one.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
Yes, but he earns a fucking fortune and can afford to skip a month's wages.
He's not going to suffer much.

To equate his going without a month's wage to that of lowly ground crew is a bit of a leap.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
power to the people and all that what what

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Cathay Pacific are forrins though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
Yes and?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
tell him to fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
then i'd pull out my magic broom and fly away

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
sue them.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
would you even be alive to see it get all the way to court?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
i guess not!
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
this time next year we'll be laughing about this whole cancer business!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
look for a new job.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
THINKOFTHECHILDREN lols
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8104658.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
For fucks sake,
If I were in charge, I'd fart down the line to anybody who phoned in a complaint like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
Tell him to give me a raise.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
tell them to fuck off
take my final wages and get another job
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
Seeing as this is a hypothetical situation
I can't get a permanent job anywhere. I would do what i'm doing now, temp whilst looking for something new. If all else fails go back to the old job.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
Yeah I'd do it,
most of my working life has been unpaid so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
What are you having for dinner?
I'm doing roast beef and yorkshire puddings with carrots and turnips
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
a large plate of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
sleeping pills?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
he's just very picky about his alphabetti spaghetti.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)









ppppfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
WASPS!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Shepherd's pie
With lashings of gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
Thick gravy or namby-pamby gravy?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
Almost thick enough to stand a spoon in
Of course
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
*firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
meat juice thickened with corn flour is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
Exactly
The lamb is cooking as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
unless you want it to be blue and petally
I'd use cornflour.

EDIT - you shuddering Ninja cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
it makes fuck all difference how thick it is.
flour doesn't taste of anything. It's what you make it from that matters
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
It's not the flavour that is different
But I don't like my vegetables to have something that's nearly water on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
(very expensive) minced lamb?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
No, from a butchers
So cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I'm not that hungry probably a bowl of snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
I'm thining of having spag bol
but I may chop up some chicken breast and chuck that in with the mince.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
lamb chili (with mozerella) and an assortment of steamed veg.
tj for the maths boffs:

If I have a number of variable length, e.g. 439, how do I get the 'middle' number (3 in that example)?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
Count in from either end and see where your fingers meet.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
Are you talking about coding?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
Because you could do something with substrings
or, I think, mod might be able to do it.
But don't quote me on that.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
Not possible using a math approach.
Plus if the string is an even number of numbers - problem.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
no, arithmetic.
if it were coding, it'd be peasy..

echo $num[floor(strlen($num)/2)];

(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
All decimal numbers can be written "long-hand" as
c0 × 100 + c1 × 101 + c2 × 102 + ... + cn × 10n (more typically written as cn...c2c1c0; e.g. 439 is 4 × 102 + 3 × 101 + 9 × 100.)

you should first find n, divide it by two, and you've got the power of 10 the middle digit multiplies. From there, it gets a little complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
write the number on a sticker
stick the sticker to a dog
push the numbered sticker stuck dog into a usb hole
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
I had a piece of salmon
because there's fuck all else. It was bony, and crap. and there was foil stuck to it.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
salmon wrapped in parma ham is nice

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
mmm
sounds good. and in any case, sounds better than burnt foil.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
beef monster munch

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
if that is considered dinner, then i've had mine

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
always with the crisps

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
That's the worst of the flavours

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
fuck you supermong

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
Correct.
I refer you to a pie chart I made her ages ago.

img197.imageshack.us/img197/2015/monstermunch.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
fuck you too

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
Can't face public opinion.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
Your graph is wrong
Pickled Onion and Flaming Hot should match.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
It's public opinion, I can't change it Matt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
That's my favourute flavour,
second is Flamin' Hot, then comes Pickles Onion.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
beef is the bestest
i had an ex once that banned me from eating the pickled onion flavour ones.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Fuck all
as I've got a game at 8. Might stretch to a kebab on the way home, or make some canneloni if I can be arsed staying up that late.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
i'm just going to have a few drinks instead

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
Slimfast?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
i doubt that would make a very good mixer

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
Just cooked and eaten a cottage pie.
Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
Chilli
and garlic bread. I'm eating a tuna sandwich until then.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
roast chicken (stuffed with lemon wedges, garlic and lemon thyme)
roast potatoes
baked asparagus spears
roasted corn on the cob
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Spicy porky noodley thing.
I think I might need to work on the name a bit more though.

It's been marinating since this morning and is going to be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
Booze.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
I've had enough of listening to my neighbours shout at each other and their children.
I want them dead. How would you go about killing your next door neighbours and not getting caught?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
Well for starters, I wouldn't post my intentions on a public forum...
just a thought
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
Fuck off, you complete prick.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
LOL ANGRY ONLINE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
Oh fuck this place, I'm leaving.
It's really shit now. Here is a list of why you are all shit and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
etc

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
LOLWAKI.
You wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
Thank you.
Your post immediately makes me look like less of a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
I thought we were going to be friends?
Why did you have to say something mean?

I'm really hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)
I love you.
Sorry.
I take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
I don't care,
I just got a personal e-mail from Roger Federer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
"Dear Stalker,
Stop senting me pictures of you eating Mars bars, you look like
you've had your eyes thumbed in by an angry sailor.

I've forwarded your details onto the Police.

Yours vomitingly,

Roger"
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
He actually started off with "Thank you for your interest",
before pretty much saying what you said.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
CO poisoning?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
better off with CO2 poisoning if you don't want to get caught.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
This is a good idea.
There is a one brick gap between their loft and ours. I am sure I could use this to my advantage.
I might just use the air rifle to shoot out their new roof tiles from the inside until I feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
Feed a hose through and let rip.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
Meh. my neighbours are OK.
their kids smoke dope in my back garden when I'm away, but there are worse things in this world.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
blackmail the kids into giving you some drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
Hide them in a wheelie bin, with a foot sticking out.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
Record exactly what they say, write out the script and then act it out with your wife 30 minutes later.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
one neighbour?
either YOU are infirm or THEY are!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
I won't need to hopefully
they play their music so loud that hopefully the roof will cave in and they'll be crushed to death
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
Knock a hole in one of the walls and point the barrel of my SILENT MEGA DEATH LASER inside.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
I'm right on it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
I only have one attatched neighbour and he's the best
He's never there and occasionally when he is he plays loud music but it doesn't bother me too much because he turns it off about 9pm and never makes a peep till about 11am, he takes my parcels for me if I am out, feeds my cat and he's going halves on the new fence between his and ours, just like folk did in the old days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
He wants to bum you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
stab them with an icicle
because then it melts!

I didn't steal that from a kids book...
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
I don't know
My neighbours are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
don't you ever hear them making a racket?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
She's installed some (very expensive) noise insulation.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

If my neighbours went to the trouble of soundproofing, I would end up WANTING to know what noise they were keeping locked in. But my neighbours are old gits, so they don't make any noise really.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
Well
They might be in a band, doing rehearsals in their house.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
yes they might be doing that!
you are so smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
Nope
He's never in. Sometimes if you go outside, you can hear his kids splashing about and squealing, but that's only during the day anyway.

The only time you ever hear music is if his gym doors are open.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
i have quite bad hearing anyway,
so i would probably not notice even the splashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
If you cut your hair then you may find your hearing improves.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
interesting concept.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Is it quite a nice neighbourhood that you live in?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
Yeah, it's not too bad at all
The place I inhabited in Portsmouth was pretty rough; all you heard was the woman swear at her kids at 12am, and she had the cheek to complain once when we had music on at 7pm, saying if her kids woke up, she'd call the police!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
But I bet Portsmouth was cheap.
It must cost a penny or two to live on a street where the houses have pools and gyms.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
Yes, it does indeed
So you pay more and get more. And the neighbours talk to you here!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
why not just kill yourself, yours and my problem solved

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
are you his next door neighbour then?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
Uh-oh
You're in trouble now!
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
Because the secret police are monitoring this board?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
No, but rhcpaul is
.
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
post leaflets throught their door with convincing material about how air is going to be taxed under new labour policies
and they should show gordon bliar what for by holding a 24h air boycott
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Brian Blessed
Just did a "Gordons alive?!" on his Twitter page. This has made me do a small laugh piss. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
:( I had a real question there.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Delete the thread and start again

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
I won't need to,
all I need is one sensible answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
"If You Were Hitler" is a sensible subject?

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
No, the other bit was the important bit

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Twitter: shitter than /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
It's pretty much the same thing.
Context-free, egocentric mundanity posted by idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
yeah and i was getting some good pandering action before you came along.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
I recieved a transcript, yes
Blessed is more important however.
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
WE NEEDED A NEW THREAD HERE

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
*mrs spam gets a bit grumpy alert*
This was not worth a new thread.

Also the T-mobile advert with everyone singing and turn your gold into cash adverts are REALLY beginning to get on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
They played that at the Ricoh last week
when I saw Take That. Everyone sang along. It was kinda cool. It was the Hey Jude one.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
I bought a loaf of bread for 5p yesterday.
It's a 'Honey Spelt' loaf, and it's fucking lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Brian Blessed's phone has a slide down beard that reveals the buttons.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Dear all who've graduated university.
Upon graduation, do you receive a copy of your transcript along with your diploma, or is this something I have to get from a different place (ie will it be sent to me by the university automatically or will I have to apply for a copy)

Thank you.

Alt question:

If you were Hitler, what would you have done differently?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Killed people that bob up and down they walk like a boffin.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
When I graduated from Fatface Snookerballs Cheeks University, they just gave me more snooker balls and I banged Pickle

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
I *think* that's all the memes people are directing at me today

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
You banging pickle isn't a meme, it's disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Yes, but "Supermatt rapes children" is disgusting as well. That's a bit of a meme

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
I would have got everyone on my side *before* exterminating the jews.
Using wireless broadcasts and poster campaigns, I would build up world wide hatred of the heebs, and then start the massacre.

But that's only if I was Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)


(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
A lot of people wanted rid of the Jews
Most countries in Europe saw them as a problem and wanted them out. The difference is that Hitler actually went ahead and did it.

Had he consorted with the rest of Europe first and got them on his side, who knows what they could have achieved.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
But then we wouldn't have Gonzo here, posting his lovely thre-
No, wait, actually, yeah. Go on.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
I got two copies
A rough one to say what what grade I would be achieving and a fancy one with holograms and embossed with the university seal.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
were they sent to you automatically?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
One was posted to me at the end of my course
I picked up the fancy one with my degree when I graduated
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Ta.
I've just applied for postgrad stuff and they wanted my transcripts, that was all.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
You have to get it from somewhere else. Your department office I think.
I don't know what to wear to graduation and it's driving me mental.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Just a lady suit/trouser suit/formal dress
with your gown over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
They advised that I wear a blouse.
I can't remember why now. I can't wear blouses. There was gapage.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Well they've written "suitable for the occasion i.e. skirt and blouse".
I think a nice black dress will be equally as suitable for the occasion.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
I did not receive a transcript without asking for any of my degrees
and if I was Hitler I would have probably have started off with just fighting a few countries rather than spreading myself a bit thin on all fronts.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Graduated end of June
Degree certificate and transcript came automatically by post some time in August
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
Blimey the football
What things have cheered you up today?
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
news that my new chestplate will be arriving in 2 weeks :D

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
Hurrah!

(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
MY HAT HAT HAT will arrive before that that that

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
but will your hat be gold and stop you from being hurt?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

ears ears ears
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I like that one

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
I HOPE IT SUITS MY FACE.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
I hope so, it's well cute.
What face shape do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
chubby cheeks with surprised eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
stop posting or I might have to buy one too

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
ell oh ell

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
The fun bunny one looks awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
It is
Didn't suit me, although mine wasn't from her; I bought it on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
It probably wouldn't suit me either
Hats and I don't get on too well.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
apparently she used tohave an ebay shop

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
i want SUPERBUNNY

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

HAT HAT will arrive before that that that it has three corners, three corners has my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
mein hoot es hat drei ecken drei ecken hat mein hoot

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
You lot, surprisingly.
You're losing your touch in your old age, I've had NOTHING to get stroppy about.

Also knowing that when I get home there's left over chilli, cuddles, House and Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
I've never watched House
Is it good? I've heard Hugh Laurie does a good Yank accent.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
Very good. Well, I think so.
Don't listen to these dour old cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I prefer Bones to House

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I read the books Bones are based on
so watching it makes me angry as she's too. fucking. young.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
still would though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
As do I
With all his Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
He does indeed
So much so that when you hear him speaking in an English accent you think he's being a bit of a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
The thing is..
...you've seen one episode of house, you have seen them all.

Thre's more repitition than a trawl through JMG's post logs.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
*shrugs* I love Wilson, Cuddy's arse, and the writing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
true
you always think it's going to be Lupus. But it almost never is!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
JMG has got Lupus

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Are you sure it's really Lupus
and not some rare disease masquerading as lupus until it's nearly too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
*Wobbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
*steadies*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I did a poo with your dvds sellotaped to my bottom because I wanted to replicate a playdough thingy.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
LIES
You know I'd stab you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I'm pretty sure you know I wouldn't sellotape dvds to my bottom to replicate a playdough thingy

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I do. You're a Good Lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I would.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Not mine you fucking wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
only an ikkle one....*puppy eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
You're not shitting through my DVDs, Gummy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
What about if it was a tiny pebble and it didn't touch the sides? :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
worst impersonation of a playdough thingy ever.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
My dough is too dry and crumbly :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
*licks - wait, wtf? NO NO NO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
Even then.
Can't you just rub them on your nip-nips alluringly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
*le sigh* oooookay then...*gyrates*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
To be fair
I never said you could STOP gyrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
*starts crying*
NO! NOT THE WHIPok maybe a little bit AHH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Don't let me whip you
there are people at slimelight who will attest to the fact that I'm absolutely gash at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
My girlfriend used to frequent that night a few years back,
it's the only club I've ever been thrown out of too.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
I used to go
before I realised what a bunch of fucking ponces they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Couldn't comment
never been to the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Trust me.
I'm an insufferable arse, and they offended even ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
i like that i get cuddles all the time now.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Straight jacket?
Fan club?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
fan club!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
WOW.
Do you get a badge? Patch? Membership card?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
well YOU don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
You were doing so well.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Transformers 2! WHOOP WHOOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
:D
If the wife has to print any of their promo stuff I'll see if I can ponce something for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
Ohhhhhhhhhh Little sp@m and I would love that
I am sure I would have posters on my wall if I could get away with it.

I think I am so excited because it's so awesome seeing the little one so excited if you get what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I do indeed
my favouritest boy is two and obsessed with tractors (he lives on a farm, the lucky little bastard)- whenever he sees tractor things he gets ever so excited, and it's so joyous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Awwwww tractors are rather ace though
I've always wanted to drive one for some reason. I am sure I have a stash of toy tractors in the loft for the charity shop. We'll be going up there next weekend so I'll see if it's still there and sent it to you if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
Next time we go visiting I'm refusing to leave until I've driven one.
Bless you, don't go to too much trouble! Thank you though, that'd be lovely, but only if it's not too much hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
mandering :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Is that a broom in your pocket, or have you just pleased to see me?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Both

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
Also a b3tan has introduced me to some of the best curries (supermarket) EVER!
nimnim nom nom nom nimninimnninninmimim JAI HOOOOOOoooooOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
share the knowledge.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
Broadsword told me about Bombay Brasserie curries and fuck me they're good
Can only get them in London though.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
My work here is done.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Thank you very much *shakes hand and opens plaque above room*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Can you balls.
We have them all the time and we live oop norf. Cos we're dead posh n'that.

In fact, we might be having one tonight, as Mrs Rocket has finished her exams (11plus LOLS).
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
I might take a picture of me NYOMing one right up and show it to you.
With makhani sauce dribbling down my chin.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Ooo cool. Website said that, that's all :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
Yes, share
*Glares*
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
I like morrison's peri peri

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
you blooooooooooooooooooooooooody wouldwouldn'tyou!
*coughs into a jar*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Wow, DG. Your coat is so glossy today. And your nose so wet!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
I did a sneeze :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Sneeze, rinse, repeat.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
That's a smashing blouse you've got on.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
*mooshes boobies* OooOOo this bra is too small...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Reading amateur journos on the BBC site.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8105015.stm

I'm not a journalist, nor an editor, but sometimes the tone of an article hits me wrong and I think the author sounds like an idiot. Such as putting a technical term in inverted commas, as if Barclays are lying about a dodgy disc array and just making up technobabble.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
some 'people' seem to have no 'idea' what 'inverted' commas should be used 'for'.
Like people that put your name in them on birthday cards. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PSEUDONYM, GRANDMA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I despise people who use apostrophes in plurals.
Alright fine, do it once. Do it twice. Just don't put "hugs and kiss'es". Why does one plural have one and the other not? Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Mongy did it earlier. Gaze in awe at my powers of self control.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
Unless you were to sign your cards "Captain Wow"

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
Nooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
actually Grandma is my pseudonym

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
It's not your real name?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I agree
Some of the BBC's online articles are surprisingly shoddy.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Some of
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
I want one of
these but I can't afford it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
*Has a heart attack*
For a special bit of glass in plastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
pic quality is superb though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Bloody hell,
That's like the price of two SLR cameras
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
TJ
I am getting hacked off with webpages assuming I want to read them in Spanish. Any geeky types know how I can stop sites automatically fucking off to their spanish versions?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Come home?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
It's good but it's not right

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
*pats knee* come on, boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
*comes*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Oh...oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
In Firefox
click 'tools'->'options'
choose 'content' tab
click 'choose' next to 'languages'
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Cheers, but it does already have English in there
I'll do what I should've done anyway & google it
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
webpages with multiple languages
check your ISP etc to see which content is best suited

just look for the language bit on the page :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Daydreams and tea.
They're pretty much the things that keep me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
morning is still on the board

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
A sandwich.
It's been a slow day.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
got the fixtures.
newcastle is our third home match.
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
I am now qualified to drive small indoor goods vehicles.
But only on one site.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
Toy Train Set?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
Aye, a bit like that.
Except the vehicles are about 800kg, can lift the weight of two cars, go up to 20mph and don't run on rails.

img.directindustry.com/images_di/photo-g/low-level-order-picker-116599.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Do they have a smiley face on the front?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Someone should tell him the wheels have been nicked.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

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