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De-RIS


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# See also:
FernGully
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# still not seen it
still not bothered.

A mate of mine saw it. I asked if they enjoyed.

"It was really good, but I nearly fell asleep after the first hour, then it picked up and was really good."

So, a really good film, where the first hour makes you go asleep...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I heard similar
'It was really good in the end. A bit long though.'

The general opinion seems to be that the story is good, but Cameron would rather be making a documentary about the world he's made up instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# It looks nice, that's it.
Mrs Vagabond summed it up, I thought, when I asked if she enjoyed it "I probably would have done if I was 12."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# ha ha
Clever little thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# aww :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# UNLEASH THE PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# hah
yes, now you mention it.

I miss the birds on a wire. I think I may have to kidnap JJ and tie him to a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# If Cenaris hasn't done that already!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# good hiding skills
mr mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Tiger gets his first new sponsor since the 'incident'
(thecuda If you can read this you are the resistance..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# hahahaha1
bloody big condom that boy's holding, i thought it was just cause he was loaded.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# orange and black stripey ones
raaawwwrr
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# SURPRISE MEERKAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Apologies to anyone shagging their sister
(thefwf, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:26, archived)
# "Worst".
"Worst".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# wurst?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# ha ha
I bet she's known those sausages intimatley.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# with mustard-based lube
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# WORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Don't worry it could be worst
I mean what's the wurst that could happen eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Downt worrie abbout your speleng im prety bad at et two!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I dunno I can think of a shitload of worse places
Maybe with not so many burger vans, but still....

PS: It's blizzard here, YAY

(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Bah. Everyone's got blizzardy. I wanna go to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Great idea, pick one likely to get snowbound and have another 4-day lock-in :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Already bin dun
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/8438314.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Bad, worse, worst
worster, worstest, worsterer, worstererest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# HANDTH WORSE CITY IN THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:02, archived)
# New (maybe somewhat strange) idea. Binary porn!
think of the possibilities.
(teh_raab Hail Seitan!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Read the FAQ, pls k thx by.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# i guess the pictures
are in our heads
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:27, archived)
# I'd like to stick my 1 in your 0
Hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# now you come to mention it
no.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# women are now obselete
more than they were before
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:35, archived)
# it'll either turn me on or off.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:38, archived)
# mmmm

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:41, archived)
# 01010100 01000111 01001101 01010100 01000110 01001000
snarkles.net/scripts/binary/binary.php
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:46, archived)
# *feels aroused*
but does not understand whay?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# yes, dear
In other news, I just found this in my B3tards account and have no idea what's going on

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:40, archived)
# cock wednesday?
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# *slaps forehaed*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 8:55, archived)
# b3ta book of the dead - valoukh


Click for bigger (162 kb)

if you want to be in the b3ta book of the dead then e-mail me a good sized headshot to [email protected] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Fry that up.
Mmmm ... crispy!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# oooh yes!
You've already zombiefied me, I think, but can i be in the book anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# i'd love to have another go
at zombiying you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Yay!
nicely Zomb3taned
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# 7 Shape ... Michael Bolton with a beard


7-Shape Vector Jesus (T-shirt)
-
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

View My 7-Shape Faces
-
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# JESUS SAVES!!!!
The rest take damage
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Jesus loves me ...
... he made me a coffee-table!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# page 54 of the karma sutra
on your hands and knees, with a cafetiere and some interior design magazines on your back
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Bhudda scores on the rebound!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Mohammed is nowhere to be seen!
Loved your designs! Keep it up :)
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# ok I finally sent you a picture
I hope I am included
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
#
have you removed the b3tan pics from that site? It's just famous ones now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:18, archived)
# rhcpaul?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Maths? You Bet.

(synackle, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# WHAT?
*brain assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
#
asplode.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# With reference to your signature, I concur.
However, I noticed a fella get confused on the news yesterday and refer to last year as Twenty O 9 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Newsreaders are just well-dressed parrots
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Twenty-tenties.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# two oh oh nine
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Not enough stoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
# 0x7DA
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# 57 in base 3.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# if you spell it backwards, it's oloz.
I'm saying ZOLO because I am a wanker who cares about what to call the year.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# What's Kelly Jones from the Stereophonics thinking about there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# the millions of pounds in his bank account I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# All the millions of pounds in the world,
will never make him feel better than being smaller than me as I am a midget and I am taller than him! LOL!

Richard Jones the Bassist however, is a man mountain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Women love kelly though
I just don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# JUST LOOK AT HIM!
err, I mean - perhaps they like his hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Are you saying that short people are unlovable? :(
He is a nice chap though, and he used to write good songs IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I've got nothing against short people
it's just he's ugly and squinty.

And IMHO Bartender and the Theif is the only good song he wrote.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Lesbians.
It's always lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# a conversation I just witnessed at work...
one gorgeous sales girl talking to a gorgeous marketing girl when hearing she was taking antibiotics "Your not contagious are you?"

"Only if we use tongues" was the reply with a cheeky wink at me!

BRB
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Oh my!
Pics please!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# You are now legally allowed to be saucy at them. But not racy, as per the Racy-Saucy Act of 1910.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# This is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha
I like the cut of your jib. *employs as new workplace "equality" manager*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:36, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# *and then I woke up*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:20, archived)
# he's thinking about kelly jones
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# me.
HE JUST WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# IIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# *fetches calculator*
*puts it into scientific mode*
*types 5318008*
*giggles*
*goes back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# cocks taste good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# you big gayer!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# BASIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea for compo

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] if we're peaing in the snow
snow compo
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Not seen it done like that before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Haha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Can I join in and pea with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I find myself liking this

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha!
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I wish I'd thought of that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Lol
Mmm, Ice Cream building
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# americans rap cunts, sheep phonics? you bet!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# so why do you need the brackets?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
# so his shelves don't fall down
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# He's the tits!
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# ning
I braved the snows

nearly crashed into the building getting into the car park!

School is closed! humph!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# We don't have any snows today :(
*feels left out*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# had about 4 inches
it only started as I went out to start and warm up the cars

but was sustained all the way in - treacherous snow-covered roads

I want to go sledging!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:51, archived)
# You people showing off about your 4 inches!
You make me sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# hee hee
might leave early tonight

looks like Nursery will close at lunch too - which means missus will have to leave work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# *makes yellow snow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# why are his man norks so sad?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# nip ons
Nipples don't like them
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# He looks like a right clungewasher to me!

Morning sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# NING!
Do you have snows currently?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Yes!

Lots of it, in fact
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Best summit ever!
5 days later and global warming has stopped


The next summit should be about religion
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
They must have used up all the hot air at Copenhagen
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hmmmmmm.


Click for bigger (126 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Bonobo cat haz teh piles
ningles all
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# and a winky like a wiggly worm
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Eww
Good spot
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:38, archived)
# MaleEnhancement, PenisEnlargement Pills that Work! Try it Risk Free - 100% Guaranteeed
Actual spam rec'd earlier today...they're on to me D:
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Masterr Ttssattsr
Not a few to try but a whole months worth of TheDrMaxMan penilIncresing formula. Perform better and be bigger for F.r.e.e.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# one day mine will grow into a man penis
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Mine got scared and went inside me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# haha! how pensive...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:12, archived)
# SOURCE?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# google for hairless animals
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Yay catmonkeys!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# That thing gives me the fear every time I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
#
That thing gives me the fearhorn every time I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] What a bargin...
tesco value maths

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First post so be kind, feel free to add more Tesco rip-offs!
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(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I like this, new guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Please tell me these are all true!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Yup
All took on my crappy camera phone (very discretely!)

Go look for more, I see new ones every week
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Your Username Needs
An apostrophe.
I'm unsure what you are trying to say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# It can be anything you like
I like to keep the mystery up
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# In that case I prefer it to be a
Statement.
rather than a
Substance.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# It's a sticky substance
if you want it to be...
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Or a daddy who is swanky?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Shirley a reference to Hilary Swank's father?
No apostrophe needed.

But when some apples belong to Tesco's, are they Tesco's's apples?
(I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# They cancel each other out.
It becomes Tesco apples.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Right and wrong
Q. Who owns the apples? A. Tesco.

Therefore, stricly speaking they are Tesco's apples rather than say Marks and Spencer's apples. Tesco can not be pluralised as it is not an artical, but Tesco can own acticals so 's is correct.

Should you need to talk about the make up of the Tesco business, such as more than one Tesco store, the 's is dropped - eg. 3 Tesco stores, 8 Tesco wearhouses, the Tesco delivery van.

However, if you were to write or talk about all the apples Tesco own, then the 's is droped as then you would be talk about the stock of apples held by Tesco hence they then form part of the make up of the Tesco business and 's would be incorrect.

Kiss my bum for easter Cadbury Creme eggs.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# "wearhouses"....
oops.
(Pingoo likes cheese, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Yes.
It's a plural. It should be "wearhice"
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 5:36, archived)
# Wearhice?
That just sounds like the queen trying to say it now...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)
# I love it when someone makes
a clear point, then when they make the most minute mistake
making that point. EVERYONE POINTS IT OUT.
hahaha great.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 21:00, archived)
# ?
Don't talk in caps, it's shouting and it's rude!
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)
# It's not shouting...
..it's just emphasis. There are just some cunts who choose to think it is shouting.
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 4:24, archived)
# ^THIS!^
I was shouging the letter I the rest was rude
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 0:53, archived)
# no no n On the cheap side of the Atlantic
we can drop jst the s an keep teh '.
So's the 's of um plurals is
(hilarleo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 7:48, archived)
# I saw one of these in the Tesco in north harbour
And took a picture on my phone. One of the staff saw me do it, looked puzzled, and a few days later the sign was changed.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Skate Alert
It appears there are people from that there Portsmouth frequenting this board.
How dare they! I am also somewhat surprised they can read, however, that takes nothing away from this haven of pleasentness being ruined. You'll be telling me next you come from PAULSGROVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Don't make me come over there
you dirty rotten scummer.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 20:30, archived)
# That's because the manager's special.
I think they could get away with the 'better than half price' claim as it;s just a matter of perspective.

also, yay snow day!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)
# "Better"
For Tesco!
Shall we report them to the moral police? What's with the manager special?
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I wasn't clear,
I meant the manager is special.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# £3 is better than half of £5.39
better for them anyway.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Will we be repeating my point
ad infinitum?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:28, archived)
# I bet the manager is SPECIAL.
You know. Brain special.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Hang on a minute though
£3 is not less than half of £5.39 and therefore not better for the consumer wishing to save monies...they are doing it wrong. Manager must be special.
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# £3 is better than half of £5.39
better for them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Will we be repeating my point
ad infinitum?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# I wasn't clear,
I meant the manager is special.
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# harry potter and t
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Half of £5.39
Would be £2.695
Which is a NONSENSE.
Clearly £3.00 is Better, both aesthetically and calculatorability-wise
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Lol
This makes me warm inside...ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
#
They mislabled the tuna offer from last month, three pack was £2 but two of them was £3 which was 6 for £3 (50p a can instead of £1+ hence better than half price). Money off AND a discount for bulk but this label seems to have conflated the two offers (past and current) and ended up incomprehensible.
(Benzyl, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:41, archived)
# *Titters*
Although, having tittered, I probably wouldn't have noticed it when doing my shopping.

For me, grocery shopping is like birthday sex. Get in, get out with a minimum of fuss and mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I would like to go shopping with you
on my birthday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Funnily enough
lots of people do :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Well, it's something to do
after the sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# or during
(which is why I'm not allowed in that Tesco any more)
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# That reminds me of that old joke...
...where 1 woman says to her friend that the other day she bent over the freezer and her husband slips one up her. Her mate says, oh, my Dave does stuff like that all the time, and bird # 1 says yes, but i can't go back into that branch of sainsburys again.

Arf
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Internet shopping.
It's the closest thing to how shopping used to be; you know, when shopping meant telling someone what you want and them getting it for you as opposed to today where shopping means we have to do all the work while having none of the savings passed on to us.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# I had some orangina once

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Did you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# It was alright

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Best conversation ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I think I spat some out once
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I drank 2 litres of it the other day.
Overkill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I don't think I know my orangine threshold yet
what would you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Start off low. Build your Orangina muscle before you start drinking it heavily.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I drank two litres
of it just today!
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
#
mmmm bits
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# The problem with Orangina is
unlike Tango and Fanta, Orangina does a pretty good job of mimicking the flavour of orange, so you can fool yourself into thinking you're drinking actual orange juice.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# orangina is made by squeezing the juice of an orange in a juicy vagina
101% fact
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I found a brilliant picture of a vagina yesterday, on the internets
Obviously I can't post it, because it's NSFW, but just take it from me, it was brilliant.

Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# there's vaginas on the internet?
why was i not informed?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Consider yourself informed!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Did you shake it like a polaroid picture?*
Do they still promote this with the carbonated variety?

*polaroid pictures work by 'waking' the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I didn't buy any
I love lashings of Ginger Beer featured in another piccy :)
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# * no they don't
Polaroid pics, if you can still find the film, should not be shaken to dry them - it makes the dyes run.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# "Polaroid means fun."
"With a button!"

It's funny the things you remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# no, that's the clitoris
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# They didn't tend to advertise clitori on the telly in the 1980s
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Fun with my cat?
My cat is called Button.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# It's because they drop the single unit price and forget to adjust the offer.
The orangina was probably £1 each, 2 for £1.60 and then they dropped it to 79p. The way the tills work is that they subtract the difference usually, so if it reads two oranginas it just subtracts 40p from the bill at the end. So you'd probably get two for £1.18.

Sorry to spoil the joke by explaining why it's perfectly reasonable :(
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Why are you such a jerk, man? You're not happy unless you ruin everyones fun, huh? Well damn, man. Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Oh snap!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Yay!
Thats my favourite expression ^
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I don't think that is perfectly reasonable
I still think it's total incompetence on their part.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# agreed,
how many people have purchased more then otherwise would have believing they're getting some kind of deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# 15,673
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Gosh!
*macaulay culkins*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# They are getting a deal though
as I explained, the till will be programmed to subtract a certain amount in line with the original deal, so if they bought two, they will get it for less than 2 x 79 pence.

X = the original price of a bottle of orangina
Y = the new price (79p in this case)
Z = the offer price for two of them (£1.60)
A = the amount to subtract from the bill
B = the amount charged

If the till registers two bottles of Orangina it will do the following sum;

A = (2x - Z)
and
B = (2Y - A)

Thus giving you a good deal because you don't pay £1.58 or £1.60, you pay £1.58 minus Z, whatever Z is. If Orangina was originally £1 a bottle, then z = 40p so you pay £1.18

That's how supermarket tills work. Look at your receipt next time you get something with a multibuy deal; they are charged at the normal price, and the difference subtracted at the end.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Not sure that's right
I got 4 of those chocolate drink packets to see if I was charged a quid, turned out it was just (4 x Current Price)
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I have observed it to be the case many times.
A few weeks ago the Tesco by me had pizzas that were £2 each or 2 for £3. They were reduced because they had reached the best before date to £1 each, so I bought two. When I looked at the receipt the till still subtracted £1 from the bill at the end. It happens a lot. It's probably not supposed to happen, but it frequently does all the same. You were just unlucky I guess.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# This ->
Needs further investigation, hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I did a similar thing in B&Q
Energy saving lightbulbs were in the 'we can't quite bring ourselves to through it away so we'll put in here in the hope that some gullible idiot pays us money to take away our rubbish' corner, but they were also reduced, so I paid, the money off price, with the multibuy taken off at the end. Ended up paying 25p a bulb, and buying loads of them. Boring but true.
(yorksroyal, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:06, archived)
#
I read that as "A few weeks ago, Tesco had me by the pizzas..."
(I helped save b3ta! Lherkin, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Lets start a revolution!
I got all those pics in my last few visits, I think it's a right shitter on the people who didn't get an education
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I noticed something similar in Sainsbury's
or *shudder* somerfield the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# i used to work in somerfield when i was a teenager
when will the *shuddering* stop?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# did anyone sniff your bum?
I heard it happens
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# as did a friend of mine
He described what he did as 'shuffling cheese'.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:41, archived)
# i would describe it as time spent putting innapropriate things in the rubbish compactor
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Apologies for being sensible
but I suspect the first two were part of a wider promotion involving other drinks which were available at a higher price

sorry, I'll go away again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Well if you are going to be Sensible !
For many years there was a stallholder on Coventry Market who'd advertise some of his wares thusly:
Oranges - 20p each or 4 for £1
If anyone asked for 4 oranges he would then ask them
"Do you want 4 for a £1 or 4 for 20p each ?"
If they said 4 for £1 that's what they got.
Guess which option the majority of Coventry Market shoppers chose ?
Fuck knows what he'd have got away with in Birmingham !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# The stalls in Coventry indoor market offer Student Discount you know!
Even the Fruit and Veg stalls etc. Maybe I can buy 4 oranges for 90p :)
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Haha !
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I'm sure they were...
...but the point is that no drinks that are being sold individually for less than 80p should be included in the offer.

On another note Tesco had a stack of something at the end of the aisle the other day with 2p off, can't remember what it was but the product was about £2.30 odd so it represented a staggering less than 1% reduction!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Hmmm
Yes they should, as there are more expensive drinks included in the offer.

Why can't I buy a coke for 99p and a ginger beer for 67p and save my 6p? It's misleading to not include the rest of the shelf.

The same goes for the sachets too.

It's not Tesco's fault if people are tards and buy two drinks worth less.

The only offer that doesn't make any sense there is the last one, which isn't actually costing the customer any extra money, it's just incorrect in its accuracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha
good one
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# haha!
you've got quite an eye for a non-bargain! Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# we have to deal with Tesco
none of this surprises me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# An FP on your first post?!?
Bloody Nora, well done! Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# We must destroy this skilled newcomer
Fetch the comfy chair!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Oh WOW
That I didn't spot, thanks B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:51, archived)
# a FPFP
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Congratulations
You jammy sod

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Congratumalations!
It's all downhill from hereon :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Haha Tesco Value value.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Very good!
Which store was this? They shouldn't be doing this and I want to complain...(I love complaining)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Twas a Tesco Superstore in Carlton, Nottingham mainly and another 24hr one in Basford, Nottingham
P.S. Please don't stalk me whilst I shop, I may forget milk or something even more important like Ginger Beer
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Carlton Tesco eh?
2D from the virtual band known as the Gorillaz got one of his black eyes when Murdoc crashed the car they were in doing donuts in the Carlton Tesco car park. 100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# its not worth your while
because the duty manager will show you all the products linked to the Fanta promotion, all the lines that are on sale for more than 80p and then mock you for even thinking that Tesco would charge you £1.60 for 2 bottles of soft drink even when they are worth 67p.

Then you will stand there feeling foolish and have to shop in Morrisons due to the crushing embarassment.

I was that b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:58, archived)
# First post + front page.
Nice work. I hate you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Frantically waves hand to get teachers attention & shines apple
the Fanta shelf edge lable......

What you dont see is the other 10 products by the same suppiler which are worth more than 80p.....so you can have any 2 of the promotional bottles for £1.60....or less, if you buy 2 of the cheaper products, as Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff said.

The Options are the same...there will be a number of similar products at relatively similar price points which mean that if you buy the four most expensive items the most you will pay is £1

Also...it must also be remembered that not all tescos sell all products so even if you dont ever see the other, more expensive, promotional products in your nearest shop, they do exist and on sale in the bigger stores or are just plain out of stock

As for the Tuna..

It would seem it was already reduced from full price, then reduced to £3 from £5whatever....the poster is not very clear so thats Tescos bad for that one

33% Tesco fail isnt bad though
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# ^this
Is why that entire FP is utter fail! It clearly says that it covers more than one drink, and I can guarantee the rest of them will be more expensive.

And again, the Tuna will be a further reduction.
(puggs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# There's no requirement for the contents of a post
to be accurate. This is B3ta not University Challenge.
The noob has taken the time to find a meme and use it in an original,humorous context. IMHO the fail is not with the FP or the noob.
BTW Woo Noob!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Thanks edjogs!
There weren't actually any other products at a higher price that justify the crazy "saving", next time I'll have to take 5-6 covert pictures of the whole aisle to satisfy the nay-sayers :P
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Wouldn't bother mate.
There's plenty of people on this site with a
broad enough SOH to appreciate the great variety
of astounding talent that gets posted here.
(Of course there's crap as well but surprisingly
little considering the number of members.)
If you choose to react to feedback there's some talented
posters in your thread who have given you positive comments.
(btw, not me in that list, skillz bypass at birth).
So whatever you do stick to being you. That's what earned you
the front page on your first post and that's what the rest
of us want to see more of.
So pull up a shop etc and good luck.
(Was that alright Gordon?)

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:05, archived)
# When I checked this morning there was a similar offer on ginger beer...
but it was in the same deal as Pepsi and the like which was much more expensive. So buying say a Pepsi and a Ginger Beer still makes a saving.
Frankly I don't believe that there weren't any other products at a higher price. Go and take a photo and prove it.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:45, archived)
# No
Yes there were, you can clearly see the diet coke next to the ginger beer which is part of the deal and is priced at 99p.

Also, there are dr peppers and cokes below the orangina, as you can tell by the caps.

It even looks like the diet cokes have been pushed back into the shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# ah.....
I would perhaps not go that far, its not fail.

But what it does do is plays on the ill-founded preconception that any business, that is successful, is out to screw you. Which I why it got FP'd, as lots of b3tans were wanting to "stick it to the Man".

If we, as customers, stood back and said to ourselves..."Do I honestly think a supermarket are going to charge me £1.60 for two bottles of a Pepsi Co product which cost 67p?" the honest answer is going to be "No, I really dont think they would do that"

All of that aside, gratz go to the FNG for getting a real picture, with no shoppery, on the Front Page, with his first post.

Better going than me

/claps excitedly
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# This is great.
Don't let the logical spoilsports kill your buzz.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Great FP!
This is so true. I notice this a lot.
(Fluffster, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I've never noticed this
but that's because I'm a toff who only shops in M&S and Waitrose.

(Mind you, I'm still a gullible twat, because I bought some 'reduced' Duchy Original biscuits in Waitrose yesterday. They still cost over a pound. When I opened them up, there were seven biscuits inside. Seven. Not giant biscuits, just normal ones. Seven. And I've already eaten more than half of them.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I have my staff order from Fortnum's
What are these M&S and Waitrose of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# my god!
that's how they can make other things cheap-ish!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 17:07, archived)
# My friend that works at Tesco says...
...(his words)

"Ok, this can easily be explained.

When we (tesco) setup promotions, we set them up on the system in what we call "buckets". A "bucket" is the group of products in the promotion. So for example, Bucket 431 might be a selection of drinks, let's say 500ml Pepsi bottles, the offer being 2 for £1.

Now lets say the Pepsi bottles are all 79p each, which means you'd be saving money by buying 2, however just 1 type of pepsi might only be 49p. We have to add all the products in that "sub-group" (500ml pepsi bottles) to the bucket, so unfortunately you'll sometimes find one product that doesn't sit right. It's generally just 1 product in the offer though, look at the others and they'll fit."

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I work for tesco too
(geeza81, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:53, archived)
# "My friend..."
I have a "friend" that likes making rodeo noises when taking his gf from behind.

Sounds like your friend coached you really well on the whole shop jargon there *wink*

Think Sir Terry reads this?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:59, archived)
# love it...
...and I don't want to know the boring reason behind it. The joy of B3ta is things being taken out of one context and put into a silly new context. Which you've done perfectly.
Have a good, old fashioned w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Superbly-earned clickage
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 21:22, archived)
# So true
PG tips: 80 bags @ £2.10 while on the shelf above there's boxes of 40 bags @ 80p each, why?, to push the big box of 160 bags @ £3. Bastards! The bigger box stretches my bag for life and reduces it's lifespan causing me to exchange for new one while as I have more teabags, the kettle goes on more causing me leccy bill to go up, forcing me to get an evening job...at tesco! Although I did save a pound, bargin
(haffy, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 21:47, archived)
# You see you can take ANYTHING serious and
B3ta the fuck out of it, given your level of talent.
Here's a click and a rare Hi Cockalorum for a text reply.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 22:17, archived)
# you didn't save a pound, you saved 20p (if that)
You could have bought one box of 40 bags for 80p.

The £2.20 that remains in your wallet could have been invested in a high interest savings account until spent. Assuming you use 40 bags a week, you'll have invested £2.20 for 1 week, £1.60 for 2 weeks and 80p for one week. The interest earnt (almost half a penny at current interest rates) would further reduce the cost of the tea.

Total spend £3.20, less interest earnt.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 8:18, archived)
# Conceed to your point
Only thing is most peeps me included are suckers for a bargin, so you get more, but as with so much in life the more you have the more you use/ spend. Next week rolls round and I'd go for the bigger box again. I like a cuppa or eight in the evening :)
(haffy, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:04, archived)
# They think we're cunts.
(SSSSS, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Nah
just you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)
# As a Tesco employee
You should know that we appeal to our audience. Old people and chavs. There is nothing wrong with that maths. XD
(Zgrzyt My dog gets more Christmas cards than I do., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Nothing constructive.
Orangina, almost like orangevagina. Good post BTW.

That is all.
(Vagajay, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 1:42, archived)
# As already said deals like this can be explained with the old "others are more" arguement
What I can't work out is why its more expensive to buy the three pack of Tescos sweetcorn than buy three separate tins. How do they ever sell the multipacks? Its been like it for years.

WHY SWEETCORN? WHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 9:03, archived)
# I saw something similar in Asda, I took a picture but can't find it now
but they were selling energy saving lightbulbs for £1 each, or 4 for £1. I saw several people purchasing less than 4.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Asda too
I love that "better than half price" one. Ha ha.

Anyway, here's one of my own to add to the mix.





(LokiMD, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 15:34, archived)
# YES!
That's a good spot, those labels hide it a little better :)
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I would like to draw the Honourable Gentlemans attention....
www.b3ta.com/board/9860697

(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# I know
I'm not stupid.
(LokiMD, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
# I've got a picture like these somewhere
Bars of Dairy Milk for 47p each or two for £1.10 or something like that.
(Ed Can Do, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:09, archived)
# It's a bargain!


(Snapped tonight in my local Sainsbury's. Apologies for crapness of camera on phone.)
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:46, archived)
# The best bit about that
is that some numpty has stuck that up without thinking how stupid it is.
(godspants, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:17, archived)
# OMG what value!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:02, archived)
#
I saw something similar today. Boxes of 4 muffins... £1. Special offer ticket... 2 for £2. Then I turned round and saw... Branston Beans, 54p a tin... or 80p for four. The fuck? Thought I might have been losing my marbles, good job I saw this thread.
(tomegranate, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Haha
Two please...
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Bottled water still breaks all pricing rules
Its the only thing I found where a 1.5L bottle will cost 50p and he exact same water will in a 700ml bottle will cost 80p.

Completely backwards.
(BigMcLargeHuge, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# finally got round to playing Twilight Princess last night
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)
# How very decent of her!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Such a lady!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
# :D indeed
Right: In other news, my webhosts whom I have used for 7 years now have packed up and stopped doing hosting of new sites without a by-your-leave. Sods
So B3ta, who do you suggest for reliable professional webhosting?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:30, archived)
# I use QiQ
i've used them for 3 sites so far, seem pretty straightforward.
Qiq.co.uk.
alternatively: omg i am so offended /talk etc etc LOL
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:32, archived)
# Cheers will have a look!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Netoxide seem pretty good.
Cheap enough and the guy who runs it actually looks at your site and suggests features if it's a bit lacklustre (like mine).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Blimey! The personal touch
That's a rare thing these days :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Aye, they're good.
I think they're fairly small, so the guy who owns the company also handles the 'oh god, where've all my pages gone?' emails. Very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)
# x10hosting is free
and has no ads :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Couple of times I have had any dealings with free hosting I've usually found
it's a bit "garden shed" to say the least. But I will have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Dreamhost
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Never had any issues with 123-reg.co.uk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)
# I moved from them.
I got a lot more bandwidth for the money elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Shh my hosting ran out and I'm poor so I'm using free webspace. Don't tell anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Ahh, I know that...
Having to part with cash every February, purely for the vanity of running my own website...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)
# At least yours has a point. Mine is just there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:07, archived)
# wossit got on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Garbage.
I gave up caring a long time back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Dreamhost has been pretty good to me over the years
this is especially valueble news if you want to host more than one website.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Thanks fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Nearly Free Speech
https://www.nearlyfreespeech.net/

FTW: pay only for what you use and support uber geeks!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)
# Sounds different!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# That sucks...
Host Clear is pretty good me thinks, never had a problem and their UK based.
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Cheers chap
and welcome too!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# quality game
Kept me sane during me daughter's birth; finished it a week after she was born lol.

2 hours sleep a night with a crying baby = more gaming time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:36, archived)
# wow, never thought of it like that
maybe i WILL have a kid soon after all!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Seriously, I managed to level a character to max on WoW in no time at all
due to a half-asleep daughter in a bouncing chair at 4am.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:40, archived)
# What server are you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:42, archived)
# used to be on Twisting Nether
Had 2 level 80's on it. Not playing it for the time being though as I've been playing MW2 until I'm numb.

Last night I prestieged and got back upto 18 in one sitting. 30-40 kills a round on Ground War :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Twilight Princess: A cat turns into a prostitute.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Yiff yiff.
That'll be $80, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:52, archived)
# It's about time there is a game for clungewashers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)
# hmm
It's a niche that must be filled
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Sideways!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Strangely
I read that as:
"I wished clunge for you !"
And was all of teh ris.
I'm still all of teh ris, but less disturbed now.
Please don't feel the need to de-ris me, I'm happy to know nothing about Twilight Princess.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)
# This made me laugh like a retard
I'd forgotten the word clunge even existed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# How could you forget the word for something
That doesn't even have another name ?
What have you been calling Clunges ?
Or had you forgotten that they exist ?
*Worries*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:44, archived)
# 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:05, archived)
# STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME DAMNIT


;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:09, archived)
# You were one of the complainers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Heh, sorry mate
It was, as the cool kids say, jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:11, archived)
# I know
but there were many. TBH I just changed it as I couldn't be arsed to remake email addies and there's the whole tagging issue or someone taking up riverghost on other sites.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)
# ha ha
And thank god, you're back to your old self again.... I was getting quite discombobulated.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I bet you were you saucy minx!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I think my imaginary OCD side
gets bothered by things like people changing their names ;)
And in other news.....IT'S SNOWING AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:12, archived)
# It isn't bloody snowing here
I had to come in work and everything

It's fucking cold though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:14, archived)
# No work for me til Thursday:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:17, archived)
# What's the opposite of a car being "hot enough to fry an egg"?

"It's so cold, I could reconstitute a fried egg on my car roof"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Sadly I've tried the same on Oyster cards.
Doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Of course it's snowing again
Otherwise it would be the first time in history and prehistory that it has ever snowed!
Silly preserve!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:15, archived)
# it is!
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:31, archived)
# SNOW DAY!!!111!!!
i am a happy bunny but i am too achy to enjoy it. i shall go and stand out side and try not to fall over and make an imaginary snow man. Build one for me!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:53, archived)
# haha!
That took a while... I think I'm snow-blind or something.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 7:12, archived)
# N I N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 7:48, archived)
# 'ning!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 8:43, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Dogs: engage!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:24, archived)
# contact!
chocks away! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:28, archived)
# hahaha :DD
(herman:D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:33, archived)
# This man was killed by netiquette poisoning
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:51, archived)
# I didn't think you'd go there, but you totally went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:03, archived)
# that's even worse than neti pot poisoning.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:25, archived)
# he got magic floaty feet...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:12, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Now what we need to see
is an image-meld of this one and your previous post.

I am not capable of performing such a magical act, but I am sure you can do it!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:14, archived)
# It doesn't really work that well with such divergent images, but here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:25, archived)
# Yay!
On that I can go off to my bed and dream of images yet undone...

(I was recently trying to explain B3TA to somebody at a party - it is almost impossible! )
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 7:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Oh, it works.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 12:34, archived)
# that big fat goof is dead, dead, dead.
millions of assholes mourned his death.
i'm going to steal his body from its place of rest.

/same diff, really.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:42, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:47, archived)
# oh oh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 7:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:56, archived)
# MEAT FUCKER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:58, archived)
# I...
wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Source is a classic on the shit-boards now.
Without fun Chumpie head, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:04, archived)
# why can't we have some meats...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:06, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
i heart this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:18, archived)
# oh boy
I can't imagine where that pic came from!
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# heh. i love these inflatable yiff-enabling suits.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 6:22, archived)
# Nothing special

Nothing special... has lots of issues, but then again, so do I. Off to the "I will never print this again" stack.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# fantabulous!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Quite nice, Fox G. Love.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# I disagree. I think it's got charm.
No reason to run from the cartoonishness,
if that was what was your issue with it. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:36, archived)
# more her arms and shoulders need fixing
It's a canidate for trimming down.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# DON'T GET THE ELECTRIC SANDER TO HER!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I agree with Tahkcalb
Not so much cartoonish as naive, it really is a jolly thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Perhaps.
Quick cut in, and she's got something draped over the shoulder.
But even without such, you move on to other features. It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:54, archived)
#
"something draped over the shoulder"

hair ;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Hare!
Skinned for my supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:04, archived)
# mmm, sounds nice, i must try hare sometime.
But i have just eaten lots of bacons on bread which had a use by date of 31st Dec, that wasn't the problem though,
i put extra hot mustard on one of the sandwiches thinking it would improve the taste, boy was i wrong, at least it has cleared my nasal passage for the rest of the year
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:08, archived)
# this is good as always
i very much like your carvings...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Very Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:51, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Yay!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 5:35, archived)
# Nice
style!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 9:06, archived)
# well, i'm off to bed

but have this picture first. it could have been done by a 5-year-old, but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:21, archived)
# 'night. off to dreamland....
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:35, archived)
# I like that
would make a nice new wave band poster
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:45, archived)
# thanks.
just messing about with brushes & filters..
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:52, archived)
# I like this.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I like the colour of the trees
They remind me of an earlier, more innocent, age.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# there's a turd lodged in your creek
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# DAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:38, archived)
# I am just jealous of you right now
weather.unisys.com/surface/sfc_con_temp.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:41, archived)
# It's really wet.
I mean, even the water has wet on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:57, archived)
# hmm, wet or cold.....
I don't know. We've been through record breaking wet this past Autumn.
The bright side of it all is that once I get through this near 0°F, 32 feels good.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Damn that Global Warming
If only it were true.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 3:08, archived)
# tuck in, buttercup
it's only going to get colder by the weekend.

good for the nipples though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:02, archived)
# my lips are chapped already
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:12, archived)
# also
I have a friend who's a running addict. He puts bandaids on his nipples when he goes for a run on days like this :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:17, archived)
# no it's warming up here
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 3:58, archived)
# there is warm. i'm glad here is warm there.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 4:39, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of a turd floating down stream?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 7:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(Hal Baffe, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:56, archived)
# *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# D:!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Poor little guy
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:16, archived)
# If it was root of neg 1
it would just imaginary....
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] in a similar vein
(Hal Baffe, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:37, archived)
# he got straight to the root of the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 8:28, archived)
# OUTRAGE! HOW CAN THIS BE TOLERATED!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:40, archived)
# may i be the first to say
WTF??
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# 403 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# it's a facebook group protesting against a muslim march
www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/group.php?gid=234241203685&ref=nf


dickheads
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# facebook groups are made up of twunts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:49, archived)
# I concur that facebook groups are ridiculous,
but what Anjem Choudary is proposing is in and of itself fucking ridiculous.

He has himself said that he wouldn't be doing it there if it weren't for the media coverage it will achieve. He is again, as usual, being controversial to further his own insipid aims.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# racist.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Oh, so not wanting people to symbolically
walk all over the graves of the soldiers who died for this country makes me racist? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:27, archived)
# either that
or easily antagonised. :P

I stand in the happy position of agreeing with neither party :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 2:16, archived)
# FREEDOM FOR FUNGUS FASCISTS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# they should team up with the termites.
no wood would be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Edward Wood Would
Um wood. Fuck it!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:01, archived)
# oh yeah
and then North Korea gets involved and apocolypse
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 3:55, archived)

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