this messageboard's a bit dull right nowwhat we should do is copy-paste interesting posts here from other messageboards then pretend we thought of them
what's your favourite make of television? I hear Samsung are pretty good.
I don't own a television.
lol, line breaks
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:35,
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you've all gone to bed, you dull cunts(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:42,
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speak for yourself granddad.morning :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:43,
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hello sexy buttocksI was writing a tune. Then I realised it was shit and deleted it. Then I lit a cigarette. Will keep you posted on the "having a cup of tea" situation.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:46,
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make sure you do.i am on the edge of my seat here!
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:47,
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seriously, I might even put a teaspoon of sugar in itI'm that crazy tonight
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:49,
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i hope you brush your teeth..(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:50,
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I forgot to floss last night!there's no amateur trolls here tonight, I might have to bully you for fun
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:53,
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good luck with that.(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:54,
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As requestedJesus Christ, now this REALLY pisses me off. Tomorrow night I went to a foam party at a gay nightclub in Oxford Street. Huge foam making machine pumping washing up liquid and water out as soap suds, that filled the dance floor to head height. Just as well cos most of the dancers (male and transsexual) were in G strings. (I was in t shirt and jeans). Why did I go? Because I could. But I stood there with a cold beer in my hand and thought – this is the decline of a civilisation. Maybe the fundamental Muslims have got it right…… But instead I took a gay Filipino guy home with me and sodomised him.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:54,
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livin the dream!(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:58,
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Aint dat de troofI will just message the word to everyone anyway…… because I cannot be letting it go. No, you are right. Why – because you me and every fucking person on this site knows that what I said was the truth. Getting a shag in Jakarta is easier for an expat than getting a beer. And anyone who argues otherwise is blowing smoke out of their arse. And I am not a gay.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:01,
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What the hell is going on here?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:04,
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"copy-paste interesting posts here from other messageboards"So I did, except I will not pretend they are mine
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:05,
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Oh right I stopped reading Gilgamesh's post.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:08,
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I am a little envious to be sureour trannies are mostly rubbish
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:06,
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These are "Antipodean" tranniesThat are being referred to!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:11,
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in Auckland at least I don't see too many good post-opsand most of those are Thai anyway.
Our indigenous trannies tend to look like rugby players in frocks.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:37,
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Your music is the reason I found Jesus, I love Him so much, He is my one my all!!!!!! It would be great if anyone could get intouch, it would help improve me faith!(
Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:59,
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I just found another flounce all by myself without the help of anyone, like all the others.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:00,
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technically mine wasn't a flounce.but whatever :D
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:07,
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INTERNET DETECTIVEwww.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=flounce
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:08,
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You think I haven't thought of that?I've been typing in things such as "Shut up syncubus" "fuck off bou" and "rathen is a cunt" all in the name of THE SEARCH for THE LIST.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:09,
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hehhehhehheh"y ru guys so mean"
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:15,
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the Rathen one is the wrong linkthat was Rathen's second login, the real flounce is elsewhere
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:19,
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Are you sure he didn't change his name?I'm sure I remember reading that under Rathen's name.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:21,
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ah okI was right first time, when I sent you the link
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:26,
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I really don't know what you're talking about.Would it be possible to make a program or some sort of internet thing which auto-replied if a certain trigger word was said?
I'm just curious. Bicurious.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:33,
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It'd no doubt result in a swift banning on here I imagine.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:37,
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Here you are anyway cuntychops:www.b3ta.com/talk/6165827
I could placate you a some more and have "SOME LINKS FOUNDS BY GILGAMESH" emblazoned across the top of my profile?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:36,
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Fouricci Sequence left too?Good, he always bored me shitless
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:38,
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Semi pointless activitiesI drove back from scotland tonight with the idea of collecting my car and heading to my girlfriends house.
Instead, I arrived later than planned and as such got rather drunk and have to leave in the morning.
The idea was there, but not the action....
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you're only saying that because JMG isn't here(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:10,
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img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/captain_tink/JMGsfault-furries.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 2:34,
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img190.imageshack.us/img190/9476/jmgforme.jpg
NSFW FOR THAT GUYS SAKE... GOD BLESS THAT GUY!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:39,
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nsfw you twatbut I should know better than to click in the first place
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:45,
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I just gave myself a very stern verbal warning.Maybe I should send myself home for the day to think about what I've done
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:57,
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at what point in the evening did you think that anyone on the internet would be interested in hearing this story?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:13,
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Never....Although I was under the impression that /talk wasn't to be taken in the html sense of "stfu", more of "ok.... and?"
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You're going to get such a tongue lashingonce everyone figures out what you just wrote
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:19,
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So let us get this straight...You're drunk limp? and thought you would inform the public, us, this?
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:16,
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Hmmm....Maybe I wasn't articulate enough...
I was asking if anyone has attempted to achieve something today, yet fallen short through no fault of their own
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If youWish to interperate that as an erectile dysfunction joke, fair enough.
I was actually hoping that somepeople on here would lend a more intellectual viewpoint
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It's almost 2.30 in the morning.If you want intellectual, fuck off to MENSA.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:27,
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Not a bad plan....And if you're struggling for membership, may I suggest that you spend less time on here?
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I've never actually applied.I have absolutely no impetus to.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:32,
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You would be in the same cunt club as Carol Vorderman(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:48,
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maybe you should have phrased that in the form of a question thenfor myself, I attempted to be interested in this thread
with limited success
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:10,
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it's a diabolical outrage, that's what it is(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:19,
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I am not askingThat anyone care, it's my mistake for leaving so late.
But what is everyones problem with starting a conversation?
Are you all so locked into your computers and the anonymity they provide that you can't have a civil conversation about banal things that happened today?
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I am wondering whether to alert Mike or not(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:34,
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Alert whomever you decide to...It's not like I care really.... I was just trying to start a conversation.
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How very original....Do you get your thrills by flaming every post on here that you happen to see? or is it more personal than that?
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No.I'm normally quite placid. You're just very shit, you see, so I'm not.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:36,
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Ok...let me get this straight...
If something isn't to your personal taste, it's shit?
Rather than conversing about a subject that you may have experience of, you decide "fuck that, it's shit"?
I'm wondering why....?
There have been many posts on here that I haven't had any great interest in, yet I've always managed to be civil.....
Do you have some sort of "god complex" whereby whatever you like, must be liked by others, or are you just one of us sad people that can't get to sleep... or both?
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No, it's not your post or the subject that's shit.It's you. You're proving that you're shit right now. And stop using fucking line breaks, this isn't QOTW.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:47,
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This is brilliantly funny.I hope someone is gazzing mike right now.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:50,
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Oh man.You know, I could really go for some fucking cake right now.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:52,
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P.S.I like the despairing captain picard in your profile.
And "gaz" whomever you like.
Ooooh! another line break!!
Damn....
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Not my picard.It's a nice bit of copying and pasting. Are you done flouncing yet?
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:55,
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:58,
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No...I thought I'd put on my pink leotard, ice skates and vibrating butt plug... and spend the rest of the night dancing the bolero.
I'm not sure where to post the video though...
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mike's a cuntall the flounces in his profile were found by ME
including my own flounce
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:21,
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This is bullshit.You can read this whenever you click on the link sent by executiverocker.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:00,
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What you have to do, right....is search this post for a link to a Wolf T-Shirt on Amazon,and if you get it, a pint of Phlegm is coming to you.
What other "memes" piss you off?
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:53,
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right, i'm going to bed(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:54,
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i'll probably have a shower(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:56,
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oooh did i step in your sand pit?(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:57,
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I don't own one :(I have a washing line though?
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:59,
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the i shall twang it to upset you and crease your linens*twang!*
what do you think about that?
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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:00,
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good idea(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:03,
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I saw a man dance with a mong.The mong then felt him up. It was hilariously awkward.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:00,
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stop looking in the mirror whilst you sexually assault people.(
Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:01,
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So how was your dance?(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:01,
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I got felt up by a bloke tonightturned round and he had a white stick..didnt know whether he was propositioning me with a weird dildo or was blind.
I think he was deaf as well as blind.. which when it is £1 a pint night... aint a good idea!
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:03,
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the one where TBL tells us which Gary Numan album he's listening to at that particular moment(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:09,
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this was a pretty annoying meme toobBbBbBZzzZzZzzZZBBBbBzzzZzZZLoLoLoLoLOlololollololOLolOLOLoLoLolLOLOLOLOLOlOLolbBbBBZZzZzzZzZBBbbbbZzzZZzzzLOLOlOLoLOloLoLLoLoLoLolOlolOLoLBBbbBbbZzZzZzZBBbbbbzZZzzZZLoLoLololOloLol
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:21,
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bored of that shit alreadyWHO LIKES BREASTS?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:18,
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Me and TFD have both finished our dissertations now. I bet you're delighted.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:20,
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Take your tops off to celebrate.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:21,
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Actually fuck this oily creeping..GET THOSE TITS ON DISPLAY LADIES.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:21,
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i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/rhcpaul/jmgsonline.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:25,
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*GRAVY SCENTED TEARS**GAZ FROM MAFFERS*
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:26,
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I CAN FEEL MY INTERNET IMPROVING ALREADY!OH YEAH
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:55,
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Woo Yay!/lizzie
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:38,
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I FINISHED MINE TOOOOOOOO24,000 words of PURE joy
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:49,
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I enjoy their similarity to train setsThey are both for kids but daddies like playing with them
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:21,
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www.richardthompson-music.com/audio/dear_janet.mp3
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:24,
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Richard Thompson ftw(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:25,
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consistently imaginative English plank spanker.....I agree
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:27,
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Oh yeah, I love them!A breast loving clique should be formed.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:22,
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I quite enjoy them.I could play with mine for ages.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:50,
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I wish I had something sexy to grope.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:53,
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Are you without genitals?(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:01,
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No, they're just not that gropeable, unlike breasts.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:09,
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Do you have amicropenis or are you a Thalidomide victim?
Otherwise your genitals should be fairly easy to grope.
Links above may be NSFW
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Lord Gnome, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:18,
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Yikes to number one.In other words, I did post on qotw
www.b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post428500
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:20,
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Good lordI've had spots bigger than that.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:21,
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This is a friends nanphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs003.snc1/4149_211279080088_591220088_6968811_1467987_n.jpg
She would get it
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:40,
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She told me she wouldn't.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:46,
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Look JMG, someone is trying to attract the nerds by posting in Japanese.You can smell the lynx, old t-shirts depicting obselete gaming systems and stale spunk from here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:09,
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Hey i resent that particular accusationThe rest is pretty much spot on though
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applehead herp derp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11,
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three wolf moon, manaaaaaaaaaawwwwOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:55,
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Non ti capisco per niente.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:09,
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Rosetta Stone has made me repeat this phrase (and variants thereof)at least 300 times
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applehead herp derp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:18,
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b3ta.com/talk/6159389
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:13,
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Ïiuss dö wir dowi ïowi stoïa -- oh oh ohÏiuss dö wir dowi ïowi šawaah -- ü ü ü
Döh wëhr dö wï dowëh rëwëh ïošaah -- döh wëhr dö sïn
Wïrr döh wëhr dowï rëwi šawaah -- ü ü ü
Wï wï wowosëhndö (x4)
-- Ïiosz!
Döh wëhr dö wï rewi sündi -- dow/ëh séh wï sün
Dowërï sün dowëh weloï -- oh oh oh
Sewelëh wëh dowëhr dö wï ï/ëwëh ïošaah -- Ïiüss!
Dowëh Sewelëh wëhsö weloï -- ü ü ü
Wï wï wowosëhndö (x4)
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10,
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Is my name Mike?Have I tried to sell you any carpets?
if(!question1 && !question2) { fuckoff; }
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:24,
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I bet you have a shiny grey suit with the sleaves rolled up for imterviews and court appearances(, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
These room-size carpets will cost you £35, £16 and £10 right NOW.*cheesy grin*
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:28,
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This is outstandingwww.youtube.com/watch?v=1bBGkhKtx18&feature=related
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I knowWe haven't quite forgiven him for directing that piece of shit
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applehead herp derp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11,
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Hello Whales.JMG's reporting in for another night of man tits and tantrums.
How's the internet keeping?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:50,
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Hello Wales!Everythin' gunna be all righ'.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:51,
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If I was going to place the internet somewhere.It'd be well away from friends and family so I couldn't be labelled as a man who enjoys such things.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52,
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The internet's in Slough.Honest, I've seen it.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:53,
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it's about the size of a grapefruit and kept in a perspex box(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:57,
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it has flashing LEDs and all wires coming out of it(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:59,
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and there's fireworks going off,and it's all like POW, BAM, SHAZOOEY, KABLAMMO, FWAP!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00,
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every 6 hours or so they have to pour a bucket of cold water over it as it tends to overheat(
Lightguy hail satan, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:01,
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This is true.It's guarded by dragons and midgets.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:59,
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YOU JMG, HAVE RUINED MY ONLINING GAMING EXPERIENCE TODAY.I HAD TO MSN A GIRL ABOUT AND I'VE PUT YOU ON BLOCK.
I'M JUST WAITING FOR MAFFERS TO SEND ME A GAZ NOW.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:58,
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Each time I went past you I put my controller down and stood laughing hearitly with my fists on my hips.It did mess with my lap times, somewhat.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:58,
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This is dreadful internet.You;re ruining my chances with chubby online girls.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00,
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In better news, Dekionplexis got himslef nawty stepped.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:06,
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my downloads are going slowand this makes me feel very... hungry.
I actually haven't eaten any dinner tonight. It must be snack time.
I also need to make a 20 question maths quiz and pack for the weekend before i go to sleep. I'm so organized.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52,
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make sure the answers to questions 15, 16 and 17 are 15, 16 and 17 respectivelythen make the answers to 18, 19 and 20 something other than 18, 19 and 20
this will catch out all those that got bored during the first 14 questions
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:54,
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What?No. bugger off.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:01,
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Hello JMGI managed to maintain a cool head despite some provocation from another internet forum user this very evening.
It's been a trying day all round, but I'm yet to resort to eating cakes and screaming at people.
More importantly, how is JMG, this evening?
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52,
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I hung out with ***line *irl tonight, and my good Costa Rican friend.Much celebration was had.
Before I left I put a police camera action type show on and I made fun of our nation's rough element.
A successful night of JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:54,
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Eating biscuits.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:53,
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I'd like more of a reply.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:58,
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More than that JMG.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:59,
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I'm a bit drunk jmgand I've been playing snooker,
I'm shit at snooker.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
*Firm handshakes*Very manly, there.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:01,
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Had a banana instead of digestives,I was doing well, but then I put a cheese and onion pie in the oven and ruined it.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:01,
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70 calories per biscuitLeads to a very fat internet.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10,
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4.5 grams of fat per biscuit!Worryingly, I've gone through entire packets in one session in the past.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:12,
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FATTIE!The only exception is Jaffa Cakes, which are like orange-flavoured Heroin.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:13,
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Ha,I've eaten some* of those today.
*12
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Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:18,
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I've been playing some nifty lead breaks on my electrical guitars(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:02,
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Will you be starting an online radio station?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:04,
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I find I get better audience coverage by turning the volume up so the neighbours can hear what mp3s I'm playing(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:05,
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There is going to come a point where everybody is broadcasting on an internet radio stationand there is no-one to listen as everyone will be broadcasting on an internet... and so on
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:06,
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You seem like a popular man-about-townbut having lurked in the background for a while, some people seem afraid of you
Is it a jealousy thing?
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He's a terrifying man if you don't fit his criteria.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:06,
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Can't speak for the internet in general, but I'm fucking fantastic.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:02,
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I'm drinking wine and watching telly on the internetI may soon play a bit of Swat 4 and annoy the Yanks a bit more. Nothing like a bit of pepper spray in the face to lower team morale.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:06,
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The more they complain, the more they get tazered in the bollocks(
Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:12,
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So.I'm a yank going to London for the first time this weekend.
Keeping in mind that I'm the type of person that enjoys this website, do you guys have any suggestions for things I should do?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
Yeah.Stay in the USA, London's shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16,
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Find an internet cafe.Come on b3ta. Stay there until it's time to go home again.
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Head up to Euston station and go to Manchester instead.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16,
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Well.I am Arab. You never know.
Also, I am not a man, as far as I am aware.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:26, archived)
now you just want the pandertron to be fired up dont you?(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:30,
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I checked the profile, I think it's actually the singer from Whitesnake(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:32,
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Now THIS, THIS is panderbaiting.b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post427590
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:42,
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Oh look, BGB is being self-righteous, opinionated and generally unable to shut up.What a surprise.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:47,
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Hove you considerd checking out some of the local traditions?An old london tradition is that anyone who inhabits on of the ancient cottages within the original boundary walls of london, must offer a meal to a traveller. Its hard to find them now, but they still exist. to stop the residents being always bothered by tourists, its done on a sort of rota basis, but the local policemen usually know which cottage is taking visitors that day, you would be advised to take a carrier bag to bring away any food gifts you might get. Just say to any passing policeman that "you fancy doing a spot of cottaging" and doe h know of a good place, show him your bag to demonstrate you ae serious about it, and he's shure to help you out.
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Fair enoughManchester it is then. You need to declare it on your ticket as you are booked in. "Visiting attractions?" then head to London with your camera. "Likely to explode 30 lbs of high explosive under a burqa?" The North's your destination.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:50,
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fuck off, we don't want him here(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18,
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I'm coming to Manchester on saturday.OH YES.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:36,
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Me too. Possibly.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:37,
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fuck off, we don't want you here either(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:38,
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If you're going up the M62,and stop off for a bite to eat near Morley in the early evening, you may well see me.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:39,
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Hang around Brixton tube station at about 4am waving your phone and wallet around.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:17,
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bring Syncubus with youfor entertaining in-flight conversation
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:17,
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whatever you dodo not buy any of the tourist tat.
its vulger.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:17,
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Don't make any sudden movements.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:17,
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Go to Koko club, ti's quite good.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:17,
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Visit the Tate ModernAnd go west afterwards, taking in some of the local hostelries until you arrive back near somewhere you can get to your hotel easily from.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:17,
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run into a tube station with a backpack onand look very nervous.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18,
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Ask in as many stores as possible for a Baby P punchbag.It's this year's must-have.
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nick the greek, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:19,
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wheres maddie book?the sharon matthews hide and seek book.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:21,
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dont say how everything is quaint and how things are so much bigger in the statesswagger
look confused when people talk to you in accents other than Hugh Grants
prepare to be ripped off
mind the gap.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:20,
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This is what happens when I go to thatLondon.(
WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:23,
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True.And very naive, supervision is advisable when I leave the house.
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WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:28,
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to be fair, that is because of the court order.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:30,
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Have you been here long,or have you just reappeared from nowhere? I recognise the username.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:31,
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Reappeared, but I'm off to bed now.I was addicted to b3ta about 2 years - 18 months ago.
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WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:39,
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hello EJ EJ EJ!can you tell that Mono feller that he was right about early bays?
i missed out on this one because i couldn't get to look at it before the auction ended :(
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=120419754796
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:31,
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Hello My lovely.Oh she's lovely. Mono'sgone to bed, but I'll let him know as I'm following him soon. Keep looking, the right one will be out there for you..
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WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:41,
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WellCovent Garden, Camden Market (camden town tube stop), The natural history museum and the Science museum (both free, South Kensington tube stop). I spose the London eye, bit of a rip off but you are a tourist and it i a good view if the weather's good. THe big parks like Hyde Park and St James's park adn Regents park are nice. Soho's pretty cool. Leicester Square needs seeing, and there are some good shows in the west end.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:21,
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I loved going on the Eye, touristy or not :)(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:22,
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Oh it's definitely a good experiencejust a bit expensive, especially for us stedenty types!
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:25,
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go and try out for the olympics in 2012we have a handy ticket barrier system on the tube which is doubling as practise for the Hurdles.
If you manage to clear it, there's a fair chance you'll get a shot at the big time...
...Or is that 'shot at big time'?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:21,
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FUCK THE QUEEN(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:22,
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she loved it when I knighted her with my own pork swordbefore the police chased me off
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:23,
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You should check out a comedy clubIf only the people of /talk knew of such a place
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:22,
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ooh ooh! i know!ask me!
comedy at the edward, it's the latest thing
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spacefish bong!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:25,
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are you putting your arm up in the air and pushing it further up with your other arm?i like to think you are
every time I drive past this place i do a snigger. probably because it is one of the shittest pubs in blackpool
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:29,
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Likewise, whever I go to/from Dewsbury on the bus,I pass a similarly-named pub in Ossett and invariably smirk to myself.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:32,
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i'm struggling to stay in my seat, my hand is so enthusiastically raised!(
spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10,
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If you're going to be still there on the following Saturdayturn up at the London bash. Although you may prefer to pretend you don't know what it is.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:27,
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start sniping people from the top of big ben(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:30,
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go to the top of the eiffel tower, the view's fantasticor go see the leaning tower of pisa
or you could stick around for the main street electrical parade
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Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:36,
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The Eifel tower is OK, but ..Its a bit of a walk from London Bridge to get there, you'd be better off having a look around Stratford (just north of West Ham, maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=stratford+london&ie=UTF8&split=0&gl=uk&ei=JNgVSomDL-CrjAf524X8DA&t=h&z=12&iwloc=A) which is famous for being Shakespears birthplace and has a variety of related exhibits such as Anne Hathaways cottage.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
She was brilliant in The Devil Wears Prada.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:46,
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Kick a swan's head off.The Queen hates swans, and will chuck you a tenner for any that you kill.
Or a fiver if you manage a light maiming.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:42,
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if she draws a number and smiley face on a bit of paper that counts as legal tender(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:44,
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...becausewhen you leave the country any discrepancy between that and the amount you excrete is surgically removed on departure.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52,
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I wish I had a tail.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11,
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Me too.It'd be awesme.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12,
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I'm leaving that typo, I like it.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12,
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near the etcwhat was that film about the girl who turns into a werewolf?
she grows a tail and sellotapes it to her leg or something
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:15,
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that sounds right but I've stopped caring now(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:19,
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Well fuck you then Frank.FUCK YOU
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:20,
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I'd buy the DVD but I can't remember if you get to see much tit(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:24,
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I don't remember either.You see her tits in Freddy Vs Jason
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:25,
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Mini T tried to say "open sesame" todayAnd it came out as "OPEN SAYS ESME" :)
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18,
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Hurray!Change her name to Esme.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:20,
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I wish I could get some tail.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12,
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I've got one.Ya jealous?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12,
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thats no tailits just a overgrown clit.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13,
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it's prehensile at that.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14,
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I wish you had a terminal illness(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12,
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I think it would make sitting uncomfortable.(
WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12,
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So anyway,Is everyone doing lovely things for the bank holiday?
I would like to do something nice but I've not enough cash and no friends and no life because I'm from the internet.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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Come to my uni and watch me revise/fun life/
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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Genuine open offer.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:06,
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Genuine rejection coming right at you.(
Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07,
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Ha!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07,
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It's ok,I get that from all the people in real life and on here.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08,
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pfftI've spent almost all day at my friends house helping her revise a subject I know nothing about. *tries to be helpful*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07,
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I spent all day eating satsumas.I've had 6.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09,
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I fucking love satsumas.The market here has lovely ones.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:15,
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MOT you useless cunt, how long does it fucking take you to eat a satsuma?It's tomorrow, but I don't give a toss, you're outrageously shit at satsumas.
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:45,
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Whoa, whoayou're at uni?
For some reason I always had the impression that you were in your late 30s or 40s.
Then again, you could be a mature student. Who am I to judge.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09,
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I have it on good authority that he is actually 58.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10,
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I'm 21.Nice to know that I seem mature :)
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10,
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WhooooooooaI'm 20, so we're basically peers.
Many illusions have been shattered.
Which uni?
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11,
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LoughboroughAre you at one?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12,
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Nottinghampints sometime?
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14,
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Sure,I'll be going that way as soon as my exams are over - looking for post grad stuff.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14,
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Good timesNo exams for me, starting my second second year in september. What're you studying?
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16,
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Physics/not a geek.
You?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16,
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Same!Crazy times.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:22,
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one of you two will rape the other onei cant decide which way round it will be yet though
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:31,
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I do the raping,and you're first.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:38,
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Fucking working, by the sounds of itFUCKING FUNTIMES.
*continues searching job sites*
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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Something is not computing here.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07,
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I don't know what I'm doing yetI'm so far out of the loop at the moment that I didn't even know there was another bank holiday coming up
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custard, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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we have a blues festival ononly I don't like blues music. And already the town is filling up with strange people saying "nice" and "cool" a lot while drinking buckfast.
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TBL I posted this on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:05,
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Beach football tournament!On a beach. With a football.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:05,
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I shall be doing my bit to feed day-trippers.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:05,
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i'd forgotten it was a bank holiday actually(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08,
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Is that because you are so rich that every day is a holiday to you?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09,
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Well, I'm /not/ going to Ireland.What are the Yorkshire Dales like? In particular Skipton and Howarth?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08,
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Skipton's a lovely little town, with a castle, loads of pubs etc.The Dales themselves are very hilly, and a great place to go in summer.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10,
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When do you guys have summer up there?I had no idea that summer existed beyond Lichfield.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:12,
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You have summer in Lichfield?I didn't think summer existed north of Bedfordshire.
Even then I thought that was only a rumour.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14,
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I'm not sureI think it's a Thursday afternoon in July this year, but I can't narrow it down any further than that.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11,
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Skipton is nice, but beware, it contains Bogus. He may try and get you drunk.Haworth is also very picturesque, but also very steep and cobbled from what I remember. Also, everything in the local pubs seemed to be themed. Bronteburger and Heathcliff Fries and all that sort of bollocks
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11,
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If the weather stays good then there may be a trip on.I mainly want to see the moor, but half decent looking B&Bs have rooms available in Skipton and Howarth.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13,
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<s>moor</s> dales(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14,
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Personally, I'd go for Skipton.It's a nicer place and you can get around the area more easily from there.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18,
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I might stay in and play with my winkie(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08,
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Hey that's how I like to spend my time,maybe we should get together to discuss and share this activity?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10,
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get your paws off me you damn filthy ape(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13,
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But I just want to show you how to do it properly!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14,
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I like this idea.Though I don't have a winkie of my own to play with
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13,
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Getting driven around in my girlfriend's Bentleyhell yeah.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:08,
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A party,Painting then a BBQ, then Dad's birthday dinner. I think there's something else too. but I can't remember.
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WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09,
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Dunno.Haven't really thought about it. Possible family visitation...
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09,
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EVERY DAY'S A BANK HOLIDAY IN LIGHTGUYVILLE!(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10,
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*Points and laughs at the dolescum*(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11,
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How about a date with me!I'm fuckin' brill, honest!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10,
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yeah because that definitely doesn't stink of desperation.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:13,
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Jealous eh?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:18,
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Of your smooth moves?Well they're clearly working out well for you, so yes.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:22,
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Clearly,I'll send you a copy of my self help book, maybe you'd like to attend one of my seminars?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:26,
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Advanced Crying for Nancies?Sign me up.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:32,
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You obviously have me confused with someone else.I'm fuckin' cool.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:35,
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Stop making this so easy!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:39,
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I've got tickets to the cricket on Monday.Hospitality baby yeah! *waves tickets seductively*
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:16,
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I doubt you'll read this because I came here latebut I'm having a birthday party on Sunday that you can come to, it's in MK if you can get here you're welcome.
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Late reply.Geocaching.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:49,
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Dekionplexis 333 stuck on naughty step for 12hrsto stop him posting gay porn and racism and generally being a silly troll boy.
Carry on as normal.
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rob, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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WOO THIS!*clicks*
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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Well done, you just caused a thread rush.Step yourself :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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Hurrays.I didn't realise he was posting racism.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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Yay!I may be a pointless lurker, but even I was getting tired of that.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
:)i'm glad that happened without me wobbling off to the mods
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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yeah right, that always stops him(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:06,
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If you extend it to 12 weeks, I'll give you a tube of smarties.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:06,
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extend it to 12 months, and I'll make sure they're all blue ones(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:14,
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Well seeing as everyone else is replyingI thank you good sir. If I ever meet you then you've earned a pint or two.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:10,
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CRASH BANG WALLOP LET'S ALL BANG THE IGNORE DRUMSBANG THUD CRASH
what's your favourite type of wood? I like mahogany.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:02,
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I feel shit Gilgy.Can I come to your house and drink loads of coffee and smoke loads of fags? We can be sarcastic at people on the internet together.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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NO BECAUSE I AM IGNORING YOU IN FULL CAPS ONLINE(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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ARGGGGHHNOOOO:(((
WHO WILL VALIDATE ME:(
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:07,
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I like twigs.Carving the bark off with a craft knife whilst in a park carrying a knife FUCK YEAH
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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Then crying when you cut your finger.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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I've always like RonnieHe seems OK
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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yeswww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
Best videogame for the PS2?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:58,
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Why are you doing thisyou tiresome prick?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59,
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I'll be good , if you say so.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:00,
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No you won't.You'll just act like a fucking prick.
I'd quite like you to stop acting quite so much like a fucking cunt, but I doubt that'll happen any time soon.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01,
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oh I did a SCIENCE btw,I got a new pair of Dunlop Green Flash the other week, this afternoon I was inspired to put them sole-to-sole against my old Dunlops from about four years ago. Both pairs a stated size 5, but the new ones a clear half size bigger.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01,
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That'll be inflation.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:02,
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OoooohI must check this out...
Well done on sciencing.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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What's all this about?s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/37452/1242942911/dekiongaz.jpg
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59,
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I hate blacks.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01,
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Please,just leave.
oh and best PS2 game is one of them Prince of Persia thingys....NO wait, KATAMARI, hands down.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59,
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Good riddance!Homo!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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Final Fantasy X or Shadow of the Colossus(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01,
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Boo to Final Fantasy X,we all know Finall Fantasy VII was king. Shadow of the Colossus however was so good, I lost my job.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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X = bestThen VII
Then VI
Then VIII
Then IV
Then I'm looking like a geek so I'll stop
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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I'll put them in the correct order for you!1st. VII
2nd. VI
3rd. VIII
4th. IX
5th. KATAMARI DAMACY, NA NA NA ANNAAANANAAANANA
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:09,
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Well isn't the ignore option great?feel free to carry on with previous conversation, just minus the gay porn links. I believe cheese and fruit featured heavily.
And feel free to make any jokes (or non jokes I suppose) about using ignore on me. Whatever makes you happy.
As for a non-food related topic, anyone festivalling this summer?
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:46,
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Yes, I'm fucking your dad's throat.^This is amusing because he can't see me.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:47,
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Can hardly avoid the Edinburgh Festival,without making an extraordinary special effort.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:48,
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Probably my favourite festival ever.Are you lucky enough to live in Edinburgh perchance?
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51,
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It's not luck,it's skill.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51,
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Hahagood on ya :-)
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:57,
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how can we discuss cheese when you have that sig?*tuts*
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:48,
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Caerphilly no longer hosts the cheese festival y'know.Moved to Cardiff as of this year, it was held in the castle. ummm yeah....
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51,
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He's right thoughCheddar rarely contributes anything to flavour apart from saltiness. It's a very bland cheese.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:56,
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I don't know what cheddar you've been eating.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:57,
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Regular mature CheddarIt sets the benchmark of blandness for cheeses.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59,
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I'm not sure what you mean by "regular" in this context.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01,
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You must have a very poor cheese-monger(
Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59,
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Today I have been mostly eating Shropshire BlueI don't normally buy it as it's blue and orange which I generally think of as wrong in food.
But it was yummy.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01,
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It is a very fine cheese indeed.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:05,
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I'm meant to be going Download next month, but not really feeling it.You?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:49,
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Glasto and LeedsLeeds more cause Mrs Ostrich is going, and I enjoy the atmosphere, if not all the music. Download looks pretty good, how comes you're not feeling it? Faith No More should be a good laugh.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:50,
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Not sure, usually excited by now. Will probably perk up in the next few weeks.Was going to go to Reading this year as I haven't been since 2006 but bar AFI and Eagles of Death Metal, there's no-one on the lineup I really want to see so far.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:55,
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YeahI'm looking forward to radiohead cause of their reputation, and AFI and EODM should be good too, but generally I'm there to chill with a few beers and enjoy some time with the lady. I also enjoy the excuse to see some music I'd not normally be listening to.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:59,
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Best way to spend a festival!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:01,
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I'm only going to DaveFest 2009. I basically sit in my garden and drink. Should be great.(
FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:50,
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Are other Daves invited?I'm not a Dave myself, just wondering.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:56,
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If you bring the beercount yourself in
/FF
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:00,
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I'm not sure if this Reggie Perrin thing with Martin Clunes is funny or not.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:50,
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I thought it was,although the laughter track in The Flintstones was more convincing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:50,
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That's my problem.The laughter track is very off putting.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51,
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I love it, but I love Martin Clunes(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51,
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I find the lady who is head of lubricants and balms very easy on the eye.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51,
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Martin Clunes normally, yes.Reggie Perrin update? No.
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:00,
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I'm too young for the original.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:02,
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As am II just know when something isn't funny. Would you like to see my workings out?
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:04,
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I saw this and had to post"Comedy" like that makes my blood boil. Otherwise I am not bad, you?
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trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:03,
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Very well thanks.Thankfully I own all series of the original Reggie on DVD and have no need to watch the new abomination.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:11,
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I'm going to Copredy! YEAH!(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:51,
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Did you mean: cropredy Top 2 results shown(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54,
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ATP!YEAH! Tennis jokes etc...
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:52,
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My brother went therewhen it was curated by the Mars Volta. Good fun I hear!
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54,
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I went to that one.It was in Sussex if I remember rightly. I got to see the Locust for the first time o_O, and the Cinematic Orchestra who were awesome!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:58,
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I am setting up my own festival.It will mostly be me in my beach hut with sandy sandwiches, trashy literature and my favourite music.
You're all invited.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:53,
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ooh, where is the beach hutother than 'the beach' ?
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54,
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That sounds very much like DaveFest 2009, albeit more Franfesty.(
FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54,
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All?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:57,
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so yet again you insist on yourself?after a week off i don't care, fuck ff off
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mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:53,
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oh mongy I was enjoying forum banter(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:54,
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If I have the money, I shall be attending a top secret festival-like event in Manchester.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:58,
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Probablywww.godivafestival.co.uk/
Hello. I've been to the pub and missed the online cuntitude.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:58,
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Night of the Thread Deleters?Hello, have no balls?
PORN
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
Besides that, best condiment for cheese?
I use a mixture of mayo and pickle, yes.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:12,
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Oh do fuck off.And piccalilli.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:13,
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^Clicking this.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:13,
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As I said before. Please stop posting this.(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:14,
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why?Make a reasonable argument and I shall.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15,
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Because I don't appreciate the image being posted and reposted, and I asked nicely, and didn't wobble off to the mods.You made your point, I'm sorry for correcting you, online.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19,
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Ram your cock up the mod's mother's cunt.www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
Ed: The image above contains homosexual sensuality.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20,
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You sirI like.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:21,
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www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42,
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www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42,
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Alsoif you don't want to run off to the mods, his response just above mine is easily enough to convince me to, it's unfnny, repetitive, and generally not in the spirit of the place, as far as I'm concerned. (I may not be popular, but at least I make good cannon fodder)
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23,
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If only there was a way to run people over with a speeding bus, online.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24,
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If I ever discover oneyou'll be the first to know.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:25,
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Cheddar.www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:40,
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www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42,
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Lets all put him on ignore.He can blame The Pentaverate. They run everything and meet three times a year in a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as "The Meadows.". The Queen, the Rothchilds, the Gettys, the Vatican, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes. And that smug look on his face.
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FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:48,
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Don't do that,or he might unleash his racist rage!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:56,
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Here ya go.www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:40,
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Nothing, cheese does well on its own.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15,
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You make a cheese sandwich, and add nothing?King among men.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:16,
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I generally don't make cheese sandwiches though.But when I do, yes, I add nothing.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18,
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no lettuce?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19,
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With cheese?Wrong.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19,
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I fear for this generation.Sweet Pickled Jesus.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20,
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Which generation are you in son/peer/grandad(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:21,
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I'll tell you what is a good cheese sandwich though,stilton and jalapenos.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23,
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Or, right, get this.Cheese.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23,
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I do like Red Leicester, Cheddar and Mozzerella in a toastie.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:25,
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A nice mature cheddar makes a good sandwich.I also like double Gloucester.
Oho we got some awesome mozzarella from the farmer's market this week.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:26,
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I had a voucher from tesco giving me 50% off mozzerella.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:27,
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Tesco only ever sent me vouchers for stuff I never bought.Demographics fail.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:29,
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I got ones for stuff I normally buy,and then some for things i've bought once... about 5 years ago.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:30,
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I think to start off with they go by your postcode,which meant for me it was mostly for ready meals. I guess I never spent enough in there for the system to work it out.
And then it would be stupid things like "20% off when you spend £10 or more on bread".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:32,
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I wish they'd give me money off satsumas.I'm on a satsuma binge right now.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:37,
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i'll tell you what's a good fruit,Chinese Fuji apples.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:38,
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I like Jazz apples.They're a cross between Braeburn and Gala
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41,
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never seen those,I'll look out for them. Do you have to eat them with Jazz hands?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41,
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You don't have to,but if you don't it's frowned on.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42,
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I'll be 37 this June.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23,
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This is truealthough cheese greatly improves peas.
And they rhyme.
Win.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:17,
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Bees are awesomebut they hurt when I try to consume them with peas.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20,
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I eat my peas with honey,I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22,
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Will you marry me?(
greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24,
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It was worth a shotI suppose it'd be hard to explain to my unlikelyly real girlfriend... but she doesn't like cheese!
*cries*
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:28,
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Yes, beers are awesome.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:30,
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CheeseybooBees?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22,
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One day.Bored, booze, internet, ya know.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:17,
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You need to appreciatethat not all of us appreciate a bit of gay porn.
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:16,
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cocks are the future.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:17,
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wow, fuck of keep posting the same link, tiresome shitas for more fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, fuck off
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mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:16,
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replying right here.i'm gonna break your daughter's hymen
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18,
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This.I bet he's got an internet girlfriend too, the fat failure.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18,
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Funny you say that, I did when I was on AOL, back in the day.We'd meet up once a month.
Good times.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22,
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i would consider anyone trying to form a relationship online or off as a positive thing, been 15 years since i had a girlfriend like that(
mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:31,
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As in you've been single for 15 years?Or you had an internet girlfriend 15 years ago?
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:34,
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i might be, why people here try to farm information is a mystery to me(
mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:38,
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Fuck knowsExactly why they are also willing to believe whatever people say is too.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:39,
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it's ment to be a comedy website, it appears this is gone(
mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43,
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I think people have different ideas about comedy.This has caused unpleasantness in the past and has asked questions about where exactly the boundaries of the comedy should be set. Some people are of the opinion that mercilessly ripping the piss out of people who have recently suffered a bereavement, for example, goes beyond such boundaries. Others take it further and reckon that comedy based on discrimination is also over the mark, as, although the joke may be stated in an amusing manner, it's likely to cause offence to people who don't deserve to have offence caused to them. This may have led to the present situation of blandness whereby it has turned into a regular discussion community much like any other online community. No doubt the formation of real-life relationships through meetings has contributed to this situation where pixels are transformed into flesh and blood. These three poofs walk into a bar. One's a Paki, one's a Nigger and one's a Yid and the barmaid has massive tits…
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:53,
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It's not farming informationI'd probably forget it soon enough. Just because we're on the internet doesn't mea that everyone has to be defensive, insecure and impersonal. Even on here, you don't have to take EVERYTHING as abuse, sarcasm or having an ulterior motive.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43,
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reply..assume i replied to everything else.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19,
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Thread needs more glued eel.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18,
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Life needs more glued eel.The internet would shut down if he left.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:21,
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He's so mysterious.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24,
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He's so elusive. I wonder if he's anything to do with Dekionplexis332.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:35,
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That sounds like some kind of wacky conspiracy.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:37,
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Dekionplexis 332 was "retired" by the Illuminati.Bring on the New World Order!
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FoldsFive, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:45,
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That would have been funnierIf Glued Eel had said it.
/Applies to nearly everything posted on /talk.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:38,
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Not sure if it's still about but...There used to be a Goan green chilli pickle available in selected East Ham shops that was incredible with a hard mature cheese.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:33,
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It's a legendary pickle.I must see if I can recreate the recipe. It was quite unusual to be honest- ridiculously hot but very more-ish.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:36,
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It sounds aceI just thought, aha!, that's worth remembering, sounds tasty. Then I realised I didn't have enough space to remember all the details in my feeble head.
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Three Dog Man, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:39,
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Pretty sureIt's mainly green chillies and vinegar stuck in a pan and reduced, but there were a few spices in there as well. It was a family concern that was deliberately kept small but I'm damned if I can find any of their products any more- including in East Ham- guess they must have gone out of business.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43,
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chilliwww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:44,
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You are so shit.Is this because he corrected you about the word spastic?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:36,
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You're assuming it's capable of rational thought.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41,
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^www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43,
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i wish i had a peniswww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:43,
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Yesterday I aquired600g of Liquorice Allsorts for £1. I've eaten as many as I can bare, but now I'm fucking sick of them. If you're a resident of Nottingham and would like the remainder then Gaz me.
That aside, anyone feel like recommending some good blues music? I've been getting into it of late.
And for all you moody lifeless internet types, abuse and sarcastic responses are also acceptable.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02,
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How many pints of licorice allsorts is that?(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:03,
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I'd guessabout a pint and a bit to begin with, but only a third to half a pint left.
That's counting them with the inevitable air gaps when you put them in a pint glass, not if you only counted the volume of allsorts present.
Also, for the record, I have not actually tried to measure this.
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:05,
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this is unacceptableI WANT THIS DOWN TO THE NEAREST MICROLITRE BY TOMORROW MORNING
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:08,
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Paul Gilbert and Jimi Kidd's Raw Blues Poweris a fun album
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:03,
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could do worse than Robben Ford(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:05,
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Agitation Free - 2nd.That is, if you extend the term "blues" to include an album of mostly improvised, yet tuneful krautrock.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:05,
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I'm happy to extend the term liberallyalways good to get into new stuff :-)
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:08,
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I cannot stand liquoriceE loves it.
but what is best?
FIGHT!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:07,
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I'm not really into blues.Try a bit of Kirsty McGee and the Hobopop Collective. www.kirstymcgee.com/music.html
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:08,
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Valium Mongy is dead, Long Live the Mongarchy(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:12,
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For the recordI'm no internet fatty (like you may well be), otherwise I'd not be giving away precious food!
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:14,
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If JMG has taught us one thing,it's that you don't need to be fat to be an internet fatty. It's more a state of mind than a physical attribute.
I don't know if you, personally are a wobbler or not. Just saying.
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Fair play.Duely noted
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greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:48,
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I've been away dealing with fucking grr offline stuffbut someone disagreed with me on the internet.
Further to this I would like to point out that a pint is 568ml. Seven pints is 3976ml.
If we remove 11ml from two 2l bottles we are left with 3978ml.
So yes grrmachine, I am sure. Even if you take a pint to be 568.26125ml you're still wrong.
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:58,
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This is VITALLY IMPORTANT(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:00,
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it beat the last thread,hands down.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:01,
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I am having a very shit evening.The utter triviality of it is nice.
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02,
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lolFUCK OFF
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:01,
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King among men.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:04,
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Fuck him up proper son!(
Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:01,
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Does this really matter?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6166743
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:03,
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and you.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:04,
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We have to have one intellectually stimulating thread a day.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:05,
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I can't help.I had a day full of genius at work, and this evening has been really shit and has sapped me of all life and motivation, and my mind has turned off.
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:10,
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my latin is a bit rusty.."she was pregnant and we legged it" ?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:21,
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ego didnt teneo is eram jailbait. pia guvenor *cough*
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27,
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People called the Romans they go the house?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:36,
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Hail Caesar.If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:37,
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Stwike him, centuwion.Vewwy wuffly.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:40,
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Hahahahathis hasn't got the respect/geekeness it deserves.
Fuck it, i'll use all my comedy accounts to popular page it*
* I don't actually own any said accounts
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41,
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:22,
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bestiality of all the animals...(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:25,
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It's because he loved horses.Potissimus bestia and all that.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:28,
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Who else's shit is backed up after listening to German electronica?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23,
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You're constantly full of shit anyway(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27,
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Yeah wellIf wit was shit you'd be constipated.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41,
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if brains were dynamiteyou wouldnt have enough to mess your fucking hair up
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:43,
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and if brevity be the soul of wit,he'd shit in his briefs.
A conundrum indeed.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:44,
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it's just white noise(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:31,
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white noise visualised is white *and* blackdon't be so rascist
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
Et al(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23,
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I'm shit hot at latin.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:25,
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carpe diem/reads around the side of a pound coin.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:46,
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I think, therefore I'm nothing?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30,
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dulce et decorum est pro patria moriI wish I'd been to posh school and learnt Latin.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26,
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I'd like to know Latin,but I'm pretty glad I didn't go to posh school.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27,
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"never forget that terrible lie"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:29,
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konichi wa(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26,
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are you begging internet chums for help as you are a little wanker who can't even manage to use a condom?(
mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:28,
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ha ha? forum banter? great stuff? no?confusing times
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:33,
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calm and easy, got some cod and a ling, i don't eat it, my brother is doing fillets nownot for me the whole thing as a hobby, i'll stick to carp fishing
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mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:47,
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i made this for youwww.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg
SFW(n)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:36,
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oh god please don't tell me that's the face of someone on here(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:39,
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How many more would you like?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:40,
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No, I'm serious.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:44,
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Ah, well, I'll do another six to make an even seven and see how it goes.Ed: Why did you delete your reply, previously?
You deleted your reply to this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6166605
Why?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:48,
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To be perfectly honest, I didn't appreciate the image when you posted it first time.I couldn't be arsed complaining or wobbling so thought I'd delete it and leave it at that. All largely irrelevant seeing as you posted the link again.
Thanks for asking though. It's better than some other peoples "WAAH WAAH SOMEONE DELETED A REPLY!"
You just caught me on a particularly bad day.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:56,
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6 more to come.Ed: Not really.
Edd: maybe.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57,
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And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:29,
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successful with the (legal) ladiesreasonably funny in real life, training for a great job and fun to go for a pint with?
sucks to be him
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41,
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thats jeopardy!your answer to "things legal age women dont say to sticky label" for 10 points is correct
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:46,
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"things jailbait say when they see sticky label naked for the first time"for 15 points.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:51,
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that's betteralthough you could try finding your own joke format
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
this is like some kind of lover's tiff.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:55,
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how many times have i told you to stop fantasising about me.its just not on MGT..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57,
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i am sure i read that on a witness statement..(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02,
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I dream of milk too.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:34,
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By Toutatis!These Romans are crazy!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41,
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the difference between the romans and the french its thatI like the romans.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:56,
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It's compressoris.And the answer is, of course, the other inmates.
/better late than never
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40,
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Just found out my step-son has severe osteoarthritisand he has to have a new hip. He's only 29. Anyone medical here know much about it?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:05,
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Yes, he's a spastic.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:06,
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Stop being a tard.The Spastic Society is called Scope. Spastics are still spastics.
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:08,
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^Speaking sense.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:09,
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Spastics with cerebral palsy,if you want to be precise.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:42,
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Nope.Scopers now.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:47,
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I say, I say, I say, how much osteoarthritis can I get per punnet?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:08,
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I keep reading the first part of the wordin the same voice cowboys use when they woot and holler "RODEO!"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:09,
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Erm... no.Spasticity is connected with the motor system / central nervous system.
It's where some muscles spasm causing muscle tightness.
Fuck all to do with osteoarthritis, but don't let your lack of knowledge hamper your use of the internet, there Dekion.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:41,
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Thanks, dad.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44,
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Who are you, Stephen Hawking?Spastic.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44,
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Careful now.That is sounding very much like the makings of a wobble.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:46,
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In my expert medical opinion I'd say that getting a new hip at 29 may potentially be due to severe osteoarthritis(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:07,
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I know that the son of your missus is bonefucked(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:07,
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likes a bit of baculum eh?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:08,
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is that like a speculum for your back?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:09,
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Not reallyBit harsh at 29 though!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:08,
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Osteoarthritis?He's been pretty unlucky then, that usually affects older people. Maybe 50-60+.
Rheumatoid arthritis mostly affects young people, 20-50ish. If it's osteo, it's degenerative and I'm not sure there's much they can do beyond symptom treatment and replacing joints.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:10,
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the doctor did say it's very rare(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:16,
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Oof, poor sod.How old are you then to have a step-son that old?
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:10,
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I'm so sorry(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:11,
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*nyom nom nom*There's also sweetcorn and baby spuds. Pub later. Good work, I say.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:13,
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No, but I do know putting some vanilla in my rocky road was a fucking brilliant idea.Oh yeah.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:13,
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I usually go for hazelnut if I'm having a flavoured coffee.But goddamn I have made the best rocky road.
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:20,
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Ok so technically Nigella Lawson hasbut I added vanilla and stared at her tits a bit in the book
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ArthurTheRat, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:21,
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Does Rocky Road have nuts in it?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:20,
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Noo, leave them out.Evil things.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:47,
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They ruin textures of nice foods.Like almonds in curries and apple crumbles.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:55,
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Not much more to know.It's a big enough surgery, he'll be on bed rest and physio for a long while.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:14,
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Nils Lofgren has two artificial hipsTRIVIA TIEM.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:16,
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Rutger Hauer doesn't have any artificial hips(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18,
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How did he manage that?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18,
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He needed new hipsStill does flippy trampoline things on-stage though. It's ACE.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44,
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Nicholas cagehas no artificial hips
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18,
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Don't new hips only last about 10 years though?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:18,
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Yeah, then you get 2000pounds off the government if you trade them in for new hips(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:19,
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Dunno in humans.Don't let him jump off couches, it's not a good idea for dogs that just had a THR. We have a year old lab in that had one, it's failed four times because he's a mentallist.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:20,
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:22,
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Eventually we have to chop them off.Choppy choppy.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:25,
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Then honey, salt, pepper, rosemary and olive oil.oven at 220c for 60-75 minutes.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38,
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Nah, bone saws.I got to chop a foot off a cat's severed leg for the lab once. That was cool.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:41,
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nah,they usually last about 20 years and they will put in as small an implant as possible so that they can replace it later when it moves out.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:32,
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he will kinda be like Steve Austinonly not be able to run very fast and no ner ner ner ner ner noise when he walks about.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:23,
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My grandmother had a new hip, I know she is much older than him but she found her pain was so much better very soon after the opIt's probably worth contacting your local social services to see if there is equipment they can give/loan him during recovery.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:25,
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exoskeletonwith flame throwers would be something I want.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:26,
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You be carefulHe'll be standing on street corners talking bout his bitches and hos, and how he likes to shoot people in the face once he's had a hip op.
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magnum, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:29,
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its a peice of piss.surgery takes anything from 2-5 hours depending on the type of implant and the skill of the surgeon. he wont be able to get out of bed for 5 days post of. 6 weeks of little movement, then lots of physio. he will also have to be careful of dislocating it for the rest of his life, certain positions will just make it pop right out.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:30,
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The last bit of your post makes me feel queasy:(
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:31,
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you should see the operation!its the most violent thing you can do to a human legally.
it involves slide hammer, drills thigh reamers. and something that resembles a round cheese grater to bore into the pelvis.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:33,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL3dNIuQp4E
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:40,
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I love seeing them.I fucking hate cleaning up after them, though. Tons of stuff to pack and sterilise.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:35,
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the worse bit is finding the lumps of bone all over the place..they crack like popcorn when you step on them.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:36,
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Nice.I saw a few spinal ops in the last few weeks, they use pliers to snap off bits of the spine to use as bone graft.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:39,
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they have the best name in the worldthey are called bone nibblers
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:41,
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Awesome.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:42,
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'fraid not.I'm a clinical scientist, I was only there to see the spinal cord monitoring.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:43,
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I'll be having that too :)*rather nervous*
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:44,
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Nice.Don't worry, you won't feel them passing electricity through your spine.
Seriously though, they do a good job.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:51,
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electricity and spinesnever did doctor frankensteins creations any harm now did it.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:53,
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We've come a long way.Don't have to wait for the lightning strikes any more, and they usually don't go insane.
Usually.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:54,
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We have to pay extra for that(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:04,
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We don't seem to get much bone on our floor, now you mention it.Jez is probably too anal to let any fall.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:43,
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to be fair,i wouldnt imagine there was much to throw about on something the size of a cat..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:45,
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We don't do them on cats, they get femoral head and neck excisions, a pseudo joint forms, and they're grand.Cats have brilliant bones. We usually do them on big ones like labs and weimaraners.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:48,
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psuedo joint?do the ends just round off or something?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:50,
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and then the oiled midgets in leather come inI've seen this film before
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:35,
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Do you work in this area?Ever seen a laminectomy?
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:40,
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sorry, spinal is one of the few things i have never seen.i have done max fax, cardiac, transgender, plastics, A+E and trauma, and abdominal. isnt laminectomy taking the edges off of a vertebrae?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:45,
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Yeah, opening up the spine to work on the cord within(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:46,
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you will be fine..i have seen the stuff they put the patients in for spinal surgery, you will be locked down tighter than a nuns chuff. where are you getting it done?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:49,
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oh, christ, you are fucked...(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:51,
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only kidding.there are only 1 or two better places to get spinal done. and they are all trained in the same place anyway, so its all good.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:52,
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Git! :DThey can't make me much worse anyway.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:53,
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yeah they can.but statistically they are VERY unlikely to.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:57,
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you`ll get diddled whilst under the knife.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:54,
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Cool, I'd love to see transgender.I'll never see that. Unless things in veterinary science change drastically.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:46,
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thats nothingI have done jet set willy,maniac miner,monty mole and horace and the spiders.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:47,
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I've seen it done on daschundsvery very cool op and good recovery time.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:07,
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Like jumping off a couch, which Rusty's owners decided to let him do less than a week after his surgery.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:35,
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nah,but if he was gay, bending over on his knees so he could be slipped a length would make it spang right out.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:37,
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ohh watch me hip as you prod me prostate(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38,
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His owners are so retarded.They were told STRICT cage rest, walk only on lead, and then they moaned when he had to have more surgery. He's doped up to the eyeballs on ACP now 'til he heals.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:45,
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Oh christ, the amount of owners we've had doing that when they've JUST had a TPLO is stupid.We had one come out from cage rest with us for 3 days for the owner to open the tail gate of their car and tell the dog to jump up into it. Nearly fucking killed her.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:57,
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Provided he gets decent physio, he should be up and walking around again in a couple of months.Tough break at only 29 though.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:56,
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no, but let me know how it goesas it won't be long before I need a new hip either. They'll get him walking on it in a matter of days, then it's a physio course.
/incidentally, when they change the hip, after they take out the original hip they throw your leg over your shoulder for better access in putting in the replacement.
Always struck me as a funny image while laying there out cold.
/trufax
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:10,
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no they dont/real trufax
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:17,
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I have had one family member and a friend who have had it donesurgeon went through it with us before the procedure with the family member and stated that they would be placing the relevant leg over the chest and shoulder,
they even joked about it at the time for how funny it might look if she were awake.
The friend commented that they did the same thing with him.
Mind you, this is the Norfolk & Norwich Hospital, they might just be using 'country' techniques
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:19,
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whereas i worked in an orthopeadic theatre for the best part of 3 years.but friend of a friend is always a more reliable news source..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:21,
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well, I didn't know you did that,I'm just going on what a surgeon said to us at the time, and the fact the friend backed this up trough his own op.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:22,
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if you had read the rest of the thread you would have known... :P(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:22,
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ah. there is this small, but quite relevant point :)ta :)
/goes to read
/seems a little odd that a surgeon would say this, and a friend would - quite seriously - agree they did the same with him though
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:24,
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to be fairit depends on the kind of implant they use. and if your friend/family were obese or not. sometimes they do move it a little to get the fat out of the way. but its not an SOP by anymeans.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26,
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ahhh, fair enough then, that's probably the reason :)they weren't exactly obese, but they were 'big' people.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27,
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Hang on, how old are you?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:16,
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older than youand yet, somehow, still more fun. what does this say about yourself?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:18,
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I am wasting my 4000th post in order to say yesYou smelly tramp :(
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56,
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White lightning?The Tramp's Choice.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56,
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I've done just exactly that.Strongbow 2L - £2.59 or 2 for £5
/loltramp
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:38,
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YOU'RE BUYING ALCOHOL?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:57,
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Go for itI've found Sir Alan's new Apprentice
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8061247.stm
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magnum, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:58,
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You're high-ered?Try the fish, etc.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:59,
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Y'know, cocaine might have got a lot less purebut the quality of cannabis has improved thanks to plucky entrepreneurial home-growers like her.
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:01,
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yes and some DoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRariitooooooos!(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:58,
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No, buy something nice.My housemate had a big go at me cos I intended to be busy with work stuff this evening. She says I'm always on the computer or playing on my DS or working in the evening and not doing household projects or stuff for her. So, after getting a bit arsey I go try do some housework and I fucking can't because she's lent my drill out.
Then I come back to the lounge and she's chatting on MSN and wrapping fucking presents. And she had a go at me for doing stuff for me!
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:59,
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Why should you be doing household projects for her?Is she not able to use a drill? Tell her to fuck off.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:01,
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household projects, and projects for her.I've realised that most of the time I'm doing household stuff she's cleaning her room or some shit like that.
I'm in a grump now.
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:04,
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The woman that lent my tools out to someone elsewould have her cunt glued up with epoxy and her teeth smashed out with a peen hammer
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:03,
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Glue her mouth and smash her minge inThen she can't complain.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:15,
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Grab two bottles, open up each one, pour out 11millilitresthen take it to the counter and insist on only paying for 7 pints.
Fuck the French and their standard fucking units.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:01,
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I don't care.It's funny how riled Americans get that the age of consent is 16 in the UK.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 20:04,
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As long as it's White Star.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 21 May 2009, 20:05,
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I have chipsticks.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:40,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:46,
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*cries*They made me read Under Milk Wood for GCSE.
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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:49,
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I have pineappleI think I'm obsessed with it.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:41,
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Pregnant and craving?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:42,
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practicing giving birth with it?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:55,
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I think you should cut yourself.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:42,
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With the chipsticks?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 19:43,
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No, eat those ya nana.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:44,
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I have chicken with a creamy sauceand bubble and squeak. And some peas.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:43,
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Sharks are fucking awesome.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:45,
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Haha, this shark is a cunt:swimatyourownrisk.com/2009/03/02/shark-kills-tankmate/
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47,
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the other shark probably made fun of its pink armbands(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:57,
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I did wonder what they were.Maybe it's chewed bits from the other one.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 21 May 2009, 20:00,
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Am doing )c:I got it reaching behind the washing machine to the extension that the freezer's on off, because the plug socket on the end of the extension needs attaching to the wall.
I couldn't attach it to the wall because it's made of engineer's brick, and my drill has been lent out to a housemate's friend and hasn't been returned. Housemate hasn't even bother apologising or trying to get it back, so I'm annoyed.
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CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:56,
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I have a newly-discovered 17-year-old niece that I never knew about(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:47,
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You should maybe see a doctor about that.Some cream should clean it right up.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:54,
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I have a yorkie and an irn bruit's all northern all the time here
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:55,
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