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It's

(a bit) bigger!

(Fo_NuN, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

that made me laugh.

But then I am quietly becoming Comics Geek.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

ha!

/nelson

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

Ah,

I found this

which might be of interest to you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

wow

that's completely fantastic.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

Some of the art

ont here is a bit "12 year old with a dream" stylee, but there's also some cracking stuff as well also as well as.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

"as well also as well as"

...yes.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)

Yes

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

That kid...

that fucking kid...

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

Did you have the urge

to punch him repeatedly in the head everytime he came on screen?

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partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

i just

wanted the bear to turn on him and tear him to shreds

beyen! beyen! roooaaargh

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

But he's funny

and freaky looking now.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

me and mrs martian were watching buffy last night

an indian spirit turned into a bear. we nearly pissed ourselves.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

Thats not

the best episode...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

there are quite a few "bottley" episodes

just like any other long runing fiction series.

X-Files: The one where they find a Genie
Star Trek: "show me this thing called kissing" episdodes

etc etc

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

The X Files episode with

The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow was the fox's cock...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)

Clint Howard ist hier

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partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

he always has been

one ugly fucker

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

I think it's the teeth.

Also the fact I wanted my own bear. Now I have one, yay!

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

Squawwpurrrrr

click if you must

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

no, i shan't

its nice is that

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

YAY and WOO

I like him , but I bet he could give you a nasty peck if he got annoyed

(pod23, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

I want one please

for 4.99 I think...

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

the last time i threw up

after drinking was in whistlebinkies... in 1998

it's a dump.

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alistair, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

You shouldn't drink so much then!

It is one of the major music venues in Edinburgh and we're gonna rock it big styleeeee! :)

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

They're nice

in a crusty roll. But then, what isn't?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

another crusty roll?

That would just be dry and unsatisfying.

Also bricks would be terrible.

As would dog poo.

or a rat.

or marmite

...

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

thats where you're wrong

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

where exactly am I wrong?

I demand a greater level of specification!

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

Just this morning

I had a brick and dog poo roll. It was lovely. I followed it with a crusty roll in a crusty roll. Then a rat roll.

Marmite is just the exception that proves the rule.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)

I've never understood that phrase.

How can an exception prove a rule? Surely the mere existance of an exception causes the whole rule stucture to collapse?

bonkers.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)

I've never heard the phrase

an exception proving a rule. An exception TO a rule, now that's a different matter...

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)

thats because you are thinking of rules

as a linear vector marker in a subcutaneous amalgum spore, instead of an oscillating carrot.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:26, archived)

yep.

I'm always worrying over subcutaneous vector markers instead of wobbly carrots.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

I believe that 'prove' in that expression

means something like 'test'.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)

that makes sense then.

Oh the joys of the english language.

I'm just of to prove my dough before baking...

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

here you go...

www.quinion.com/words/qa/qa-exc1.htm

I just looked it up.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

aah!

From now on I shall use "the exception confirms the rule in the cases not excepted" instead.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:36, archived)

It's the old meaning of Prove:

To test something.

IE - (Orignally) The exception that proves the rule = the exception that tests the rule.

But the meaning of that saying has followed the change in the meaning of "to prove" - which makes no sense really, but we still use it.
/Bryson

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

that's

woosome

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

Woooooo!

But it'll hunt itself to death...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

kittens don't really hunt hawks

because hawks are a bit too shit-hard for kittens. I think it'll just terrorise the mouse population to near-extinction.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

And then they'll

move on to small rabbits, and then small children, and what a mess that will be.

Photoshit will then have a lot to answer for.

(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

I was thinking of the other way 'round.

I'm sure a hawk is rock enough to take a kitten...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

but why bother,

when mice are less hassle?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

They don't put up as good a fight, you see.

So when the hawk goes back to his hawky mates and they say "What've you caught today?" and the hawk says "A mouse" they fall about with hawky laughter. But if he says "Hey, a kitten" they look at him with new respect.

Or some such nonsense.

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)

can they be friends?

(faster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

They

may

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:00, archived)

Picture too dark?

Biggerer

(geetoo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

That ain`t

Lou Ferrigno!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

clever

i like it.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

Tha's great!

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christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

hehehehehheh

heheheheheheh

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tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

Woosome

but that Hulk is an IMPOSTER!

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Danblez, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

Woo, but why Meatloaf in green?

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

u all that

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

we think we all that

but we ain't.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

no really u all that

u hav hat
to prove that

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

you want hat?

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

you like bag

please?

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

I like hat please

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

You like hatbag thankyouplease?

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partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

I'll just reply here

to satisfy my desire for symmetry.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

i hav hat

to prove that
i all that

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

word.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

to yer moms

I came to drop bombs
I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

Is that House Of Pain?

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

that's not the next line At All.

It goes: And just like the prodigal son I've returned
Anyone stepping on me'll get burned.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

and if you don't like the shit i'm peddling

i'll gladly buy a new bike!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

after i bust up my ho's

and buy some new clothes
i'm going to eat a gibbon
but not a dog,
i don't like those.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

bitch.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

I used to like that song

until I had been near far too many blokes "jumpin' aroun'" and shouting the lyrics in each others faces.

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

It's a top song except that bit about smackin' hos...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

yes

you should never use force on garden utensils

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)

You don't know me

I do what I want

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wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

you go

girl

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

im a gay man

so i appreciate your comment in a different way

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

what is

"comment"????!?!?!!!

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

means love

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

i kill you!!!!!???

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

YOU ARE

RASCIALIST>!!1!!1!1!!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

what is

YOU???!??!!!?

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

A RACALIST HOW TERIBLE WE CANT HAEV TAHT ROUND H3RE1!!1 OMG WTF LOL

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

I'm a rascalist

I hate tear-aways as well.

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

right on brother

fight the power. hang on, i've replied to the wrong post

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

Nope

someone started the wrong thread

(dognutz, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

You think you all

that but you ain't. You ain't even half of that (ricki lake 'talk to the hand' and appropriate head toss) yes, heheheh, I said toss!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

oh look

funkylins said toss.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

yee-hah!

thanks!

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)

dos esta con etcha?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Can I please just at this point say

"nuance"?

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

u aint all that

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

u all hat

and no trousers

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

u aint even hat

(tREv, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

i think you'll find it

u are not even hat.

at least speak in a correct fashion, you lower class pleb.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

you can take the boy out of gloucestershire

but you can't take the gloucestershire out of the boy, you snob

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

i'm from essex

originally.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

hahaha

essex boy!

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

at least i'm not welsh

(and i'm still in gloucestershire at the moment, so i've not been taken out of it)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

Hoi!

Watch it you...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

lets gang up on him

grab his arms...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

And you turncoat

or I'll whip you both with me Ben Sherman shirt and slap you about the face with me Burberry cap.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

only

if I can say "frangepan"

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Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

and i can say

"scintillation"

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

I'll take

"dirigible"

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wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

a good choice sir

and it's on special this week, only £3450, so if you like to follow me to the cash register.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

can i have

"whiskers" please?

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atomboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

dribble what?

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

defenistration for five please bob

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tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

callipygian

for me

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

haha!

good call

i like borborygmic

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

nice word

nicely used

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

hmm.

I'll have "froward" if I may.

Boring story - in a seminar at uni we had to pick a word to sum up the themes we wanted to discuss in a certain play. The person before me said "Can I have gender please?", which was what I was going to say, so without thinking I said "Okay then, can I have sex please?"

Much hilarity ensued.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

did they say

yes or no?

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

The incredibly camp tutor said

"Ooh darling, if you must!"

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

ha ha ha

so did you?

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

*sigh*

No. No, I can officially confirm that I didn't.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

and did you have sex in the seminar or not?

or did you find a broom cupboard in the hallway?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

carry on

lecturing

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rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

Can I have 'credentials'?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

you have to work hard to get them and they come in many different flavours.

(funkylins, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

I find "dais"

to be appropriate in these situations.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

Really?

I find that squamous never fails.

(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

I find if you cut onion

under water, you avoid stinging eyes

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

sucking a teapsoon

always works for me.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02, archived)

It's like the stick a bit of bread in your mouth method

I think they ensure you breathe through your mouth, so the onion juice doesn't get into your nasal passage, so it doesn't affect the tear ducts.
/pet theory

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

if you leave

an open tin of paint in the corner of the room it removes the unpleasant smell of onions. or something

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

Ho, ho, ho

:-)

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splorp ®, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

burn a candle nearby.

Works for me.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

That's a bit dangerous though...

put onions in the fridge for about an hour prior to chopping them. This slows the chemical reaction that causes the crying.

Do all the peeling & chopping first, leaving the root on for as long as is onionly possible to delay any tears.

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

but

if you're in a hot kitchen they'll warm up again quick sharpish.
much better to put your eyes in a fridge whilst chopping, keeps 'em cool and fresh the whole day

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atomboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)

depends how slowly you chop

*ninja moves*

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butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

you like

bag please?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

Mmmm, noodles for lunch...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

Photo Finish

Indian National Water Race

The camera's always solve the arguement...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

the rowing machine is going backwards

but other than that it looks like that scrapheap challenge programme

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

okies...

How do you know it's going backwards? i think your thinking of a boat...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

when you row

you row so your back is forwards, your front is at the back so to speak. i mean your back is at the front of the boat and your front is at the back. you pull bak on the oars to go forwards, i.e. in the direction of your back.

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

no,

yeah, thats a boat.

When you actually get a rowing machine on the water it does go forward, because it has no ores, it use the fan suck up air to push it forwards. you sit backwards on a baot so ores will work.

i'm being silly by the way

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)

scrapheap challenge

is the best programme ever*.

*pretty much, anyway

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

I like

the way you don't want to make too rash a statement there, Lumpy.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

well, you know

i like lots of programmes. Maybe i'll change my mind!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

did you notice on the sopranos last night

that they were watching full metal challenge presented by henry rollins

... i guess not

(dull series, except when they capped ralphy)

i'll stop now shall i

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alistair, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

Sopranos 4 not as good as Sopranos 1, 2 & 3 shocker.

But yes, the whole Ralphy and his decapitated head thing was a larf...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

I was wondering why the american version

was "junkyard wars" the other day.

OK, so scrapheap==junkyard so that's fine, but why call it a "war" when it's just a load of inbreds with a welder failing to successfully hurt anyone?

Surely that's the A-team rather than a war?

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LP, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)

They have to kill members of their own team

to make it a war...

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pxyzyzygy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

I think

they're all trying to, despite their ineptitude...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

Jack Russellson

(rikwakefield, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

that`s so pants

it`s great!

Yay!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

just seen your username...

do i know you? you'll recognise my username if you do...

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

wasn't he the keyboard player in Yes?

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

I loved this game....

Clicky

Don't remember this ever happening tho?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

Someone has redesigned the Union Jack

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2981038.stm

Sorry not to hyperlink - work firewall doesn't permit it

This would make a stunning challenge for next week

(wilesy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

has to be

a joke shirley

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

I'm just...

speechless at the stupidity...how patronising can you get.

(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

It is rather simplistic isn't it.

You can guarantee that a load of stuck-up old twats are going to get themselves worked up about it.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

my god it is terrible.

back in my day we only had the flag in black and white, blah blah blah.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)

that's because it was

a Jolly Roger!!

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Predatory Sock has 99 dead baboons, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:22, archived)

How about this one?

(pirahna, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 20:25, archived)

there ain't no black in the union jack

er...

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

bollocks to that

they'll be making it pink and aquamarine next, to encourage toddlers.

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_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

need a bit of grey in there too

to support the ageing population of the country...

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:59, archived)

hmm. question is, why redesign it?

is putting a dab of black on the flag really going to make that much of a change?

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_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

thing is.

could always do that for b3ta.

make a b3ta flag? (yes it is a pun)

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tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

yeah coz the colours reflect the nationalities in the UK

Red = Red Indians
White = Whiteys
Blue = Eskimos

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

we need brown for monkeys

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_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

thats a bit harsh mate

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:26, archived)

hmmmm

didn't know that monkeys were into heroin.

n

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niles, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)

snigger

you made funny

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:40, archived)

We need some yellow in it

for all the Chinkies

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

where's the beige?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

dunno

I guess we'd need a rainbow to reflect everyones colour. I guess we could skip the infrared and ultraviolet though.

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

leaving out the invisible man

and his family? They have rights to you know.

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

If the invisible man shagged a normal lady

would they have opaque kiddies?

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

invisibility is the dominant gene. They'd be as transparent as their father.

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

surely

they would be translucent?

(Flower has a new job!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

you mean translucent.

We are all opaque :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)

Rights

to you know what?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

yay

score one for the grammar police

(norumbegan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:54, archived)

for some reason I like the idea

of all the BNP nutters flying a rainbow flag

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LP, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)

isn't that

um, the gay pride flag?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

that may

be the reason yes... :-)

Apparently a mate of mine once mistook a BNP march for a gay pride event, apparently he was confused by the large quantity of skinheads wearing leather.

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LP, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:46, archived)

re: the flag

it was you paul wasn't it!

(Retford Tourist Board, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 13:44, archived)

Behind

you.

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

that's what I was thinking.

So a touch of black is to be added.

Surely we also need a few shades of brown, and some yellow in there? How about some freckly pink as well?

Political Correctnes gond mad.

mad I tell you!

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

I thought the red represented gingers.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

and the blue represents southerners

that have moved north?

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

hooray!

We'll inherit the earth. As soon as we stop hissing at each other.

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

joker

lol. funniest thing i heard in a long time. What T$%t thought up of that flag? i read the news articles, what a D$%Kpiece

(lucas_maximus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)

don't forget the irish

red would have to be for the Irish, b/c we all know the red indians live in france or somewhere foreign like that...

(pirahna, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 19:29, archived)

it's only right

why should it only represent the white people in this country.....and the blue and red ones?

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

darn tootin

there's far too much empahsis put on those blue folks in this country

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

Dead right.

We should kick the bastards out. They come over here, they steal our....er....who are they again?

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:11, archived)

union flag

it's only the union jack when it's flown on a boat

/possibly misguided pedantry

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

pedany?

you can get lynched by Mail readers for that

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

i've no idea what you're talking about

*innocent whistling*

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

I'm in agreement with you

it's pendantry but it's correct

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

nnno...

that's just going too far...

competition would be good: 'Redesign the Union Jack' or something...

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

I did that once (repost)

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

Ha ha ha - we've got your flag...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

la la la

everybody knows
we've got your flag

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)

am now humming

'Ich bin ein auslander' by PWEI.

I miss them.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09, archived)

They were great

weren't they?

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partychancer, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)

oh yes..

marhvelous.. but old Clint's been doing some damn good music lately..

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Darkedge, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)

the black jack...

...does have the air of nazi-ness about it

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DangerousClive, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:04, archived)

I'm glad

that I'm not the only person who thought that immediately on seeing it.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)

joker

lol

(lucas_maximus, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)

that's just plain

stupid.
If you are to redesign the Union Flag, you may as well start with a blank sheet, rather than just changing one of the colours.

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00, archived)

why not just use the welsh one

it's way cooler than the union flag.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01, archived)

why?

Because it has a big ~~gay~~camp dragon on it?

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jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

his paw is as limp as Larry Grayson's

Doesn't mean he's gay tho. Just a bit camp.

tomcatbook.sourceforge.net/images/flags/welsh-flag.gif

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

good

it can represent all the gay dragons in the country.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

because it has a fictional

animal on it, it's just plain silly.

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Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)

you won't be saying that

when it eats your children!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

your flag is better

but I bet it was a bugger when you had to draw it at school.

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

we spent most of our time

being taught how to set union jacks alight..

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)

Whenever I tried

it always ended up looking like a winged welsh whippet.

(Nigel Meek's Incredibly High Waistband, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

Having a dragon

on your flag is cool.

Can we have flaming skull with snakes coming out of the eyes? Or a dagger? that would rock

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Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

and can we all get a state funded Harley Davidson to match?

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

We should get Jim Davidson to redesign the flag

that would rock.

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rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)

then instead of us being considered a joke among the European community

we would be considered a racist joke with a fucking shit punch line

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)

liddlebiddapoliticks

ladeesandgennelmen

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new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)

why?

oh why?

(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)

Yay!

The campaign starts here!!

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)

And stops here

apparently

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roystead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:10, archived)

Robots

We could have a robot on the new flag.... that would rule

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Thickey, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)

howabout a kitten?
or a polar bear?
or a penguin?

(3mo Kid, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)

furtive for president.....

...or whatever the title will be if we end up as part of usa mk2 (europe division)...

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the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 19:16, archived)

And the Daily Mail explodes.

They're going have a fucking field day at this.

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bowdie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)

next weeks competition?

design the new british flag.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)

oh look

it's in the web log.

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)

what a pile of toss.

If he wants the union jack to stop being a racist symbol he should fly it proudly, and encourage other non-racists to do the same. It's not the fact that the BNP fly the flag that makes it a symbol of racism, but the fact that nobody else is willing to.

To change the design is to admit defeat and shame and hand victory to the BNP along with an officially sanctioned racist badge. Yeah - really progressive.

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:58, archived)

What a load of bollocks

Have you seen the Reflag site? www.reflag.co.uk/start.htm

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Dobbin The Great, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:18, archived)

that, my friend

is a total bunch of arse!

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:35, archived)

I have sent them my comments

in true disgusted of tunbridge wells fashion.

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:41, archived)

Well what about...

...those poor New Zealanders and Australians who'll have to change the flag in the upper right of their flag! Hahahaha!

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doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:25, archived)

oohh

good point. perhaps we could have the new flag with the old flag in the top left corner, or just make it recursive.

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aubergene, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)

Recursive, eh?

there would be a recursive flag but I can't be bothered.

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:43, archived)

"Union Jack"

What a top excuse to split the union and give the individual countries their identification back. Then the Welsh can be included!

(Greenbhoy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:32, archived)

I don't know

It looks quite nice to me, plus it might rid it of some of those nationalistic connotations...

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corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:37, archived)

Let's put a furtive on the flag!

Over the years, we have turned into a nation of b3tans. To celebrate this wonderful nation of photoshops and kittens we propose to change the flag.

Visit www.r3flag.co.uk for more.

(1, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:39, archived)

Damn!

Against my better judgement I clicked, closed my eyes and hoped...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:46, archived)

<AOL>me too</AOL>

(Ooo - having a pop at AOLers. how progressive and inclusive of me...)

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roystead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:14, archived)

the new flag should represent a bit of the country's history

hey, I know it's pretty ironic coming from an american, but hey... we're just a colony anyway, right?

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zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 14:55, archived)

Hur hur

Am I the only one that thinks this is a semi good idea? Anyting that pisses the Daily Mail off will please me no end..

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Pete Donaldson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:08, archived)

I'm with you.

But I reckon instead of black on all sides, it should have drop shadow.

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atomboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)

bevelled

and embossed

with some lens flare...

(Divvy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)

hear hear!

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corington, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)

Dont forget to

add an inner glow mmmmmmmmm tasty like chicken

(Rychan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 22:51, archived)

i'm living in that bloody

colony too

(sndmn, Sat 14 Jun 2003, 22:38, archived)

Looks like

a crap printing firm has got the registration out of line.

(13 Floors Up, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:50, archived)

With a touch of black...

You will need a new jersey for your national football team.

I propose good old Sampdoria:

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 16:54, archived)

Geez! The war is barely over!

See what happens to the UK when us americans aren't there to make your life exciting?

Buy some of our patented WAR and you could stop this petty arguing and show your true racial tolerance by "rescuing" another country from itself!

Hey, I have an idea! Maybe the US can rescue you from your oppressive regime!

We'll even give you a BRAND NEW flag to go with your new puppet government.

Uhh, I am only kidding though... I think we are too broke to help you out right now.

(anathema Meh., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 20:38, archived)

How about some green

well it seems to be lacking a fair bit of green, or even a leaf to reflect us students.
the so called 'future' of this nation

(evil pete, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:16, archived)

could you please

supply us with some WAR ®, those french are still pumping in the asylum seekers

(alexcfarrell, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:30, archived)

Cultural diversity?

If this new flag shows cultural diversity then where will the Welsh flag fit into it? Affter all the "union" Jack is a mix of all the flags of the UK. Sort of

(WiggZ, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 21:19, archived)

cultural diversity

maybe it was a hint for the welsh to piss off.

(evil pete, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)

what the flag needs is....

A ferret and a big poo

(Chutney_Pie, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:59, archived)

Funny...

I thought the Union Flag was a mix of the St Georges Cross (England), the St Andrews Cross (Scotland) and The St Davids Cross (Yes, thats WELSH)...

If anyones going to moan, how about Norther Ireland or the Isle of Man, or Yorkshire?

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Dobbin The Great, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)

If all the Welsh b3tans are complaining that they're not included

you should suspect that you're wrong really.

The Union Jack was redrawn 200 years ago to include the following:

St. George's cross - a red cross on white to show England
St. Andrew's cross - a white cross on blue background to show Scotland
/EDIT: St. Patrick's cross - a diagonal red on white background to show the then subjugated Ireland, so now by inference the six counties.

St David is not included, as his flag is a YELLOW cross on blue - not black as I'd previously typed.
Yup, I fecked it up first go! :)

That mrflag.com is no help though. >

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

Maybe....

maybe, the addition of the black to the union flag, is not just to represent the multi-cultures in the UK, but also to keep the welsh happy as the black is on The St Davids Cross.

(evil pete, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 14:09, archived)

according to mrflag

St David's cross is a yellow cross on blue background tho - so unless yellow gets put in they're still getting shafted.

And for the record, I think the welsh dragon is very cool - and a nice counterpoint to St George! :)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:15, archived)

i beg you pudding?

A yellow cross (diagonal) on navy blue background is the cross of St Alban. And I should know.

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 19:42, archived)

Funny...

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Dobbin The Great, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:24, archived)

Maybe the 3/4 of Ulster in Da North

might want to get the white cross left out as well - let's face it running NI costs the UK how many hundreds of millions a year, the Irish government knows that if they had to reabsorb it, costs would spiral and taxes would change, noone too happy...
So basically no bugger wants it as long as the Unionists are runnign around with murders and punishment beatings cos the media lets them away with everything, and inciting violence with marches, and meanwhile the shinners refuse to 100% acknowledge that politics should be the seperate alternative to violence and they're still sending the ra-heads over to places like columbia to help export the violence - for a fee mind...

Get them off your flag and let them sort themselves out I say.
As long as innocent people are being killed for outdated beliefs and inground heirloom ideals, I say stop giving them attantion and let them figure it out autonomously. It'd be liek if Trolls on the board were ignored, excpet with a slightly higher chance of them gettign a regime change from the states... :)

This comment should not be taken too seriously - yes I know there's more to it. I think everyone 'cept the unionist thugs and IRA apologists are just tired of the violence! >

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)

TAGS!!!!!

Sorry I'm just figuring out how these work - It's fun!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

Helloo

Just thought I'd suggest a b3ta flag.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 9:22, archived)

I guess

I should mention this here, then.

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stup0t, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:02, archived)

I think

it should at least say "Fucksocks" on it somewhere..

(Peripheral Visionary, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 15:05, archived)

cheeky repost

as the subject is still topical! here's my redesign being premiered by james bond himself!

(son of crazymum, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 20:51, archived)

That is very

woo yay indeed.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)

What a load of horsecrap

My favourite comment at the bottom was that about the people of britain with red or blue skin are over respresented. :-D

(Mr Slippyfist, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 22:02, archived)

Pardon me, but...

I noticed the article about the Union Jack being redesigned. Although I'm only American, I saw a similar controversy a couple years back when there was all the fuss about Georgia and the Confederate flag, which also dealt with multiracial issues. Ultimately we learned that small gestures towards some kind of reparations don't solve real problems, however noble, and it's so much less trouble if the whole issue is avoided.
Bearing that in mind, and if you don't mind an outsider's perspective, I think I can offer a solution. Here is a potential new flag design for a country that means to celebrate its heritage in all its diversity and still embrace cultural change; a token of good wishes to one's fellow man that does not pander to jingoism, liberal or conservative.

Now, it's easy to say that this is in fact the Brazilian flag, and admittedly there's Portuguese on it, which I understand is not the English national tongue (English) by a long shot. But I feel that the subtle, symbolic, and humanistic adjustments I have made sufficiently speak of English pride, felt by all its peoples both in its long and proud past and in the here and now. That, and Brazil is a neat place with good music and funny parrots and the Carnival, plus it was a good movie with a catchy theme song. It's just such a nice flag, and it seems to work for them, so what harm would one more do? Just my two cents. Thank you.
BTW If you let us adopt you as a commonwealth, you can have Texas and its flag. We'll hand over Bush and you can do as you please with him.

(The Convenient Monk, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 3:31, archived)

Union Jack change

Me and a mate of mine both thought the new flag reminds us of the swastika or something in the war times

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 9:55, archived)

barcode on acid

Do you remember a while ago this story:

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_583273.html?menu=news.latestheadlines

About a new design for the European flag (instead of yellow ring of stars):

Flag nicked from Ananova

I think the person who wants to add black to the flag is a printer specialising in paper flags, looking to make more money by printing in 4 colour instead of 3.

(cheesepump, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 14:42, archived)

why doesn't

the government just recquisition those paint scanner bastards from homebase, scan everyone's colour in and change the flag reflecting everyone's colour...they could update it every month and we'd never have to sit through another one of those fucking boring homebase "we've got colour scanner" adverts...

(pirahna, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)

i like *this* flag.

yum :)

(corruptia, Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:00, archived)

woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:56, archived)

WENDEE!

Let me in..

WYH to you!

(matti, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

Haha

Woo

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wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58, archived)

Benny Hill?

Yes. It's probably best if I go now.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

hehhehehehhe

he's not as recognisable without the woolly hat...

(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

that is pure brilliance!

purely because of its cheesiness! ;)

(hugh jarce, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

Hope this hasnt already been done...

Billy-Bobcat-Thornton

(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

nice one.

people with cats heads.
woo to that

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)

"b3ta discovers cure for cancer!"

Scientists baffled by wonder molecule!"

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custard, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

that is just amazing

have a ladle full of woo and a mass of yay

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anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

that's fab

but it still needs to be killed

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

blimey

that gets a technical WOO

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

he he he

took me a while to get it. woo yay and indeed houpla!

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bleepbloop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

I like this a lot.

Well done, Rubenstein.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

that is

blinkin' fab!

w/y/h

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

Kinell

that's a bit special.

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

I say.....

(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

Eric Clapton?

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

hicks

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

that's Bill Hicks?

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Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

Yes

St Bill

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:55, archived)

I say

Bill is Dead.

both truth, tragedy and a song by The Fall

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

and a storyline

out of Bloom County comic strip for a while in the 80s...

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Staticgirl, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)

woo

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tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

yay

Bill

*I wish you were here still here to sort them out*

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

So do I, mate

So do I..10 years.. ~sigh~

(Gothic.Ink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

I fantasised

a lot about what he would have said when Dubya made it in to the office. That would have been a gig to end all gigs - he would have gone ballistic

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

If he weren't already dead

I think he'd have collapsed on stage in an apoplectic fit of rage.

Could've been the right way for him to go too...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:07, archived)

wyh

Did you do the 'Fear Lava Lamp' a few days ago? That rocked too.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

blimey

that is superb !

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Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

Mmmmm....

Maltesers.

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Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

That's quite remarkable

But not as remarkable as:

THE COURIER HAS ARRIVED! I'll have to get my username fixed now.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

did you point out his tardiness

in a suitable fashion?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

Nowt to do with the courier

Package was despatched yesterday. Technically, it was next day delivery. Just not next day despatch by the vendor.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

try changing your name again

apparently the bug's been fixed

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

too, too good

awesome :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

that's beautiful

have a woo, and a yay!

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Fergburger, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

splend

iferous!

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lady_delirium, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

Gobsmacked

Genius wooyay

(matti, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantastic!

Woo, Yay, Houpla, and do I have to stop at
Panowie?
I probably do.
:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

that's

simply one of the best things i've ever seen in my entire life. I feel slightly humbled

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atomboy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57, archived)

(lib319, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)

In case anybody is wondering...

Percy is still going strong.

Percy #1

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

hazzah

for percy

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

Percy's world tour 2003

Yay!

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

looks quite unfazed !

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Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

Thank the lord

Woo Percy, you'll make it son!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

yay for percys

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lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

that looks

like a young shaun ryder

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Spoon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

Is there a baby hanging off those balloons?

/hell

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)

yay!

watch and learn, Branson!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

Speedstacking

I'm gonna try this with the coffee cups at work...
clicky and be amazed

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

i think that is

class glock.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

How fucking

strange is that

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

it seems like the sillyest pasttime

ever.

unless your going to work in the fast food industry.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

crumbs

I hadn't seen that. Fantastic.

Must get set of cups... ... and some elastic.

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stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

thats just madness

woo

(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:52, archived)

That is brilliant

I wonder how much special training it involves...

(pod23, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)

Too late?

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

by about six months

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

didn't someone go as far as

to set up a website to store all these?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

judge for yourself

www.packetslut.co.uk/cgi-bin/photview.cgi?collection=handwagon

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Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

hahahah

"handwagon"

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

Hmmm....

Well I may have missed the bus, but no-one seems to have done this particular version

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

excellent

nip it in the bud.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

b3tan to it

those links in m3ss3ng3r are really handy.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

I taught him everything

he knows

(

butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)

Personally I don't like

bandwagons rolling through a 2nd time.
I think we already had that one last time.
/grouch

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

yes

but you're a grouch.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

my fault

but it's not often that people talk about Terry Nutkins, so I felt obliged.

(

Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

you felt obliged by terry nutkins

it's still wrong, he shouldn't have forced you.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

he told me

to keep quiet, otherwise he'd have done to me, what the otters did to him

(

Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

I agree. Have some tits.

nsfw

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

I don't think

tits are meant to be here.

unless they're goat tits, of course.

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

Come on..

it's a special occasion

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

are they real?

(

Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

I don't know

but they should win an award.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:54, archived)

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

where are the chops?

i want pygmy goat chops.

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

yay for biology

(

anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

Heh

'Frisk'

(Pablissimo, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

Heh

'Get Woolly'

(

djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

Heh

'Caper'

(

jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

Heh

'Frolic'

(

jonas is not my name, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

heh

giggle

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

woo

[edit: xylophone?]

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

true - they have hidden talents

that make Patrick Moore look like a bongo player

(

anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

get wooly!

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

superb!

too many wonderful things to name so ill stick to all of it

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

xylophone?

(

tef, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

see above

and plleeeasssee put some clothes on ...

(

anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

*Gazes aimlesslessy*

*runs like wind*

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

Herbie?

/coat. I realise it suffers from being crap!

(hugh jarce, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

he needs to have

bloodshot headlamps.

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

ahhh!

thanking you! sort of like this?

(hugh jarce, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

that's the

sort of thing.

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

arf!

for some reason, I hated Herbie

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

coz

it's disney shite, perhaps?

what bothered me was the steering wheel action during back-projection scenes... they'd be swerving all over if they were really driving.

(

stup0t, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

you've hit the nail on the head

didn't steeringwheels always do that in old films?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

fucksake

its a kids film, not an instructional film on rally/street race car driving.
sheesh.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

whereas

The Cat from Outer Space rocked socks !

(

Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

Hey, does anyone remember

Mooncat with Beryl Reid?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

just

about I think

(

Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)

woo to mooncat

was he a brummy?

(

bleepbloop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

no he was

from the moon.

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

woo-hoo!

yes!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

Holy Shit

that makes me feel oooooooold!

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:51, archived)

Woo

for just about anything starring Dean Jones!

('specially The Shaggy DA)

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)

the first film

i ever saw at the cinema was that. A VERY long time ago

(hugh jarce, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)

the

Shaggy D.A. was ace , I remember it being the prelude film to Pinnochio in the piccies when I was a nipper and preferred it to Pinnochio !

(

Tedmus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:49, archived)

Everyone knows:

Dean Jones + animals/inanimate objects with personality = mucho hilarity and money in the bank for Disney

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:53, archived)

(

christhebarker, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)

i would be doing the same as them.

are they the cheeky girls by any chance?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

they should just admit defeat

and make pr0n

(

Dr Drink, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

seconded

they could make a fortune in the adult entertainment industry.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

argh!

They've had their hit novelty record, why won't they fuck off?

(

Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

They're playing at our Summer Ball

I am not impressed

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

you'll just have to make the best

of a bad situation

;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)

I will

ill leave that bit and go outside or someat and drink : D

on the plus side we DO also have Chesney Hawkes playing YAY!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

YAY

we have chesney too, and killa keller,
but we do have to suffer liberty X and big brovaz :(

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

I saw the mighty X

last year at a ball. That was a definate low point in my life..

(

Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)

I think Liberty X are quite good

Whereas Chesney will sing "The one and only" over and over and over and over again.
and over and over and OUCH! who threw that?

(Lambkin, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)

think how much

you could get for his mole on e-bay.

Pack a scalpel.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

Hurrah

We had Chesney at out Bonfire Night celebrations last year, and he was quite fab (I think, I was a bit plastered though ;)..

Could get a lot worse than the Cheeky Girls though.. at least you've got something to look at...

(

djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

they're a bit on the skinny/scary side

don't you think?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)

At the opposite end of the scale

the Weather Girls played at my SU once - absolutely flabularse!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)

na - they're ok

maybe it just personal preference, but they look like they're up for a good time - very reminiscent of some girls I know..

Mind you, I used to like that Ally McBeal lass as well, sigh..

(

djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

Repost time :)

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)

i suspect

you mean miming

(

lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

BOB

FOC

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

i went to nightclub

and they were on. they got booed. by everyone. then they left.*fact*

(icedragon, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:46, archived)

aye carumba!

I can't blame them either...

(

djdirect, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

they're going on a tour of airports.

luckily the police have guns there.

TJ: since I posted this last night it's not worth its own thread. In the vein of hotornot, ratemykitty and ismyshitbeautiful, I present www.ratemyhue.tk , where you can rate your favourite shades.

Wonderful.

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

Woo

that's actually stupidly addictive...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

i added the stats bit since last night

though with 4096 colours, it'll be a while until any get voted for twice, hence all those purples with 10/10

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

mmm

soo much purple-ley goodness. Why must I keep on clicking?

(

Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)

teehee

is it really that addictive? i might have to send it in, then...

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

I wondered about that, cos I seemed to be rating the same shades a lot, but without my earlier votes counting.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)

yay

that is daft and strangely relaxing

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)

Repost:

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:44, archived)

From 1983 to 1999

the Droids tried other means of being in showbusiness

(

Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

groan to the pun

woo to the pixelart (call pep!)
yay to the animation
and a big fat houpla to the whole thing

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:24, archived)

that's ace that is

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

multiple forms of offensiveness!

yay

(

_null_, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

beeeee-ow-tea-ful

pixelly loveliness. And semen.

(

butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)

hehehehehehe

i miss Frank

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)

ha ha ha

what ever happened to Frank Sidebottom

(

Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

Some Mancunian cunt sat on his head.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

less of the cunt please

;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

Mancunian twat

better? :)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

much

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

Cuntette?

Cunt Minor?

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

i never thought i'd hear

you say that

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

wahey!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

You know they did

They reallll-y did

Frank Sidebottom`s A B C & D is a great album :-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

think

he does things on cable these days.
Bravo? something like that.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

Didn't he revert to being...

...Chris Seivey of The Freshies, in love with the girl who works on the manchester Virgin Megastore checkout desk?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

ho ho

(

rob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

can anyone point me in the direction of an mp3... I am looking for the daft music Benny Hill used to use (no idea what its called but it was used on the simpsons the other day)
Cheers muchly

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

tj:

does anyone know a good search engine?

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

I was at a debate last night

where Tony Wilson suggested google should charge micro-payments, like 1/4 penny per hit.

I suggested he should go fuck himself.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

i'd have charged him to listen to

him spouting shite. "sorry tony, that's your eighth theory tonight as to why the happy mondays dropping e was a more important historical event than the civil war. that'll be fifteen quid, please"

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

he spent 10 minutes

banging on about how great the I-pod is.

Now that's fair enough, only he went on to demonstrate it.

Using a pocket PC.

Containing music made by a Swedish teenager, entirely from an orchestra of gameboys.

Twat.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:31, archived)

he walked into altas the other day

(I was meeting someone - their choice of location) wearing those awful bondage trouser/parachute pants/combats with straps all over them (whatever they are called) got some money out of the cash machine in there and then walked out again.

I wanted to tell him he was an old man and should be wearing tweed infront of a fire somewhere and not looking like a cunt, but I was held back.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:59, archived)

www.dogpile.com

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

I'm quite liking

www.alltheweb.com at the moment, mainly because searching for random words on it's audio search throws up some interesting mp3s eg
clicky

(

LP, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)

It's called

Yakety Sax, I believe - see latest Word magazine

/relurk

(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

genius, cheers mate

when we have the video footage done i may post it :D

(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

Try

tv.cream.org/

(

splorp ®, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

tv.cream.org/themes/bennyhill.mp3

(

Reverend Dan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:29, archived)

...

...to be specific.

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:30, archived)

Hee hee

I have just forever destroyed my enjoyment of Athlete's Westside...

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)

yay! for Frank

but where's little Frank?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

that IS

Little Frank ;-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

I much prefer The Bear and Steven the Squirrel on...

...Bo Selecta!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

it's awfully hard to tell

with no perspective ;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

have you seen that poster

"this is your brain" - image of an egg
"this is your brain on drugs" - image of a fried egg
"this is your brain on drugs with a side order of spam"...

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

yay!

Frank! Where is he now?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:22, archived)

yeah

fuck Peter Kay the fat twat, bring back Frank!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:25, archived)

I think PK is funny!

Did you see that show where he was one of those dumb TV mediums and says to this bloke...

"I'm getting the word...NONCE!"

and is promptly nutted.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

arf!

I wish I had seen that!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:32, archived)

That's not him.

but it is on Pheonix Nights.

Brilliant.

(

Craymen, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)

Yay

I wanna talk to Frank!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

El Chupa-chups-cabra...

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)

IIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nos est el diablo...

aye carumba!!!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)

Of all the alien monsters to invade planets...

...we get the fucking goat-sucker!

Ooooooh! Menacing!!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)

he'll 'ave your leg!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)

I bet it won't.

I'm wearing heels.

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

looks more like a goat licker

than a goat sucker.

nice pic

(

bleepbloop, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:16, archived)

Thanks :)

Why is it that the pics that take me 2 minutes to do get a better response than those that take me hours! lol

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)

tis

the way of this place.
usually what makes people larf, rather than effort put in.

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:18, archived)

its ok...

I'm not bitter...

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:20, archived)

see the end of

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/flash/october.html

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:19, archived)

ahhh....

that makes things MUCH clearer. Thanks :)

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

spammer!

;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:26, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)

What...

on Earth?!?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

Cheers mate

Fame at last.

(

Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:28, archived)

Not a good day

.. to be anywhere near Annabelle.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)

hahahaha

how the hell does your brain work? Its madder dan dem dere bunnies.

on another note, finally got round to looking at last weeks gallery AND IM IN TWICE :D

Thank you Fat Boab

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)

hehehehehehehe

hahahahahaha
hohohohohoho

wooooooooooo

(

lemony, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)

raaaaaaaaaa!

YIKES!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)

For some reason...

....that reminds me of the old Citroen advert with Grace Jones, where a she drives a Citroen in and out of a giant mechanical version of her own head.

(

Mystery_Bob, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)

zoiks!

that am woo!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)

Gahhh!!!!

I can never see your posts for some reason

(

sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)

*munch munch*

Yummy, I love the taste of a 747 in the morning,

(

butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)

mad mad mad ness

i'm sure those clouds spell a rude word ...

(

anno domini hiatus, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:15, archived)

I can smell your brains

woo. mad bastard.

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:21, archived)

sir you are odd

but never ever change

(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:23, archived)

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