"Podcast 14 is ready" he said spammily. His tone suggested that, while it was still shit, it was nowhere near as shit as last week's.baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:02,
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:06,
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fuck's sakei was supposed to be working on windows today, then xp sp3 decided to install itself. surely every xp machine is sp3 now?
chug chug chug chug chug
*dosses around on internet*
Ha! DOSses.
Hello everyone.
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:10,
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I'm still running SP2 I thinkEdit: Yep just checked, SP2.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:14,
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zonealarm just asked me for moneyso it looks like i'm going to need the version with the working firewall anyway
it's been stuck on the first step for a right old eternity now. bah
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:17,
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Grrr! I hate slow installs.I have a slightly less than legal copy of XP on my machine so I just turned off all the updates!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:18,
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Can you install sp3 without having sp1 or 2?/thicko
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:15,
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from microsoft.comSupported Operating Systems: Windows XP; Windows XP Home Edition ; Windows XP Home Edition N; Windows XP Media Center Edition; Windows XP Professional Edition ; Windows XP Professional N; Windows XP Service Pack 1; Windows XP Service Pack 2; Windows XP Starter Edition; Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
so that looks like a yes. probably
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:22,
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My office still runs 2000.Then again the computers we have probably aren't up to running xp!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:17,
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My department is the least important when it comes to this sort of thing it seems.Everyone else has got Vista.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:18,
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You aren't missing outIt's rubbish for business use
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:19,
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you have to roll a 6 to get past 2000(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:17,
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I still have to maintain some 95 boxesThey have TURBO buttons and everything
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:18,
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Amazing are the RM networks ones?My school had half a dozen RM networks win95 pcs with turbo buttons. My 486 did too!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:20,
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pfft haha my old 486 had a turbo button :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:20,
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Yep, mine did too.I had a 486 with win 3.11 for workgroups and a quad speed cd rom drive.
Good times
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:22,
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It amuses me that you can now get about four CD ROM drivesfor the price of a CD.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:22,
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That quad speed was an upgrade too!Bought so I could play Doom!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:23,
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HahaI miss the old turbo buttons
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:20,
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haha turbo button,computers with a button on the only purpose of which is to make them go SLOWER so you can run old DOS programs that do timing by delay loops. Of course the marketing department won't stand for that sort of thing, they'll have us believe it actually makes the computer go faster.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:21,
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It is like my keyboard having the SysRq button on it.Totally redundant these days!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:24,
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But then I need to install the bacon dispensing drivers.(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:27,
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What did the SysRq button do?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:27,
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thisen.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_request
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:29,
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it could havebeen worse
i don't believe lisp programmers would know user-friendliness if it cons'd them on the head
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:41,
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I quite like the idea of having a 'Hyper' button!That layout is awful though!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:43,
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2000 is excellentit's a perfect little chunk of "it just works." shame it's not supported very well these days
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:18,
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It is a good os for what we use it for.But the work pcs are sooooo sloooow!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:20,
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*wipes tear from eye*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:14,
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I haven't listened to a single one of your poocasts,and I won't be starting now.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:09,
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That's what your mum said.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:21,
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i think we all know my feeling on this topic so i'll gloss over itlego is shit
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:11,
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What are your feelings on the Victorian favourite of 'Stick n Hoop' ?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:17,
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i've never played it, but i reckon it's probably shit(
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:26,
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How about 'bounce stones off of big face Barry's head' ?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:27,
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how do you feel about technik?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:18,
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you should give up on this and do something that's actually funny or interesting(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:42,
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it's funny because,i dunno, it's whacky or something. keep up you intolerable old grouch.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:44,
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fuck you SSG, fuck you very much you nauseating bumlord(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:46,
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I'm pretty sure there was some hidden meaning in that postyou'll have to spell it out for me though
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:52,
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What motivates you?Sometimes, like now, I feel like I don't want to do anything ever again.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:59,
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Chinchillas motivate meThey are all fluff and awww and I want some.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:00,
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I mean come on, who could not think aww when they see thiswww.treasurevalleyvet.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/chinchilla.jpg
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:03,
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hait's like a Pokemon
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:09,
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I'm going to get a couple when I move to my own place later this yearAt the moment I'm only allowed to keep fish :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:14,
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are looking for a good timebills bills bills, are looking for some fun
sorry
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:01,
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Other peoples' failures.oh and cheese.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:00,
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If I don't work, I don't get paidif I don't get paid, I don't have a flat
if I don't have a flat, all my stuff will get nicked and I'll get wet.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:01,
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Anything's thrilling when you've got a bucket of adders and you're partially on fire.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:04,
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Were you calling me a whore?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:08,
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I feel I have started to lose grip on this conversation.And it's entirely your fault.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:10,
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Slightly ajar *nasal Australian voice*(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:21,
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the thought of a pug doing something that humans do.I'm a quite lazy person when it comes to doing things I don't want to. Being nagged at to do it though is even worse and makes me want to do it even less.
Nagging. STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:02,
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Yes!There's nothing more likely to stop me from doing something than someone going on at me to do it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:04,
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I saw an awesome pug photo yesterday, but forgot to save it for you :((
fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:05,
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Massive recall of faulty pugsdrx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2007/06/03/pugs_recalled.jpg
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M o D, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:06,
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Usually moneySad at that is.
It allows me to do all the things that I like doing though. I find once you get demotivated it can be hard to get going again. The busier I keep myself, the easier I find it to get stuff done that I don't want to do.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:03,
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I can't even summon up the enthusiasm to do the things I DO want to do.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:04,
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Ah, this might be more of a problem.(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:05,
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doing stuffit's circular, the more i do the more i get done. doing nothing is addictive
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:06,
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and having a lovely girlfriend by my sidethat helps
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:12,
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Walking miles and miles(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:06,
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oh godhave you ever been so nervous you feel like you just want to curl into a ball and shit?
That's how I feel. 6 days until I hand in my post grad design portfolio and rendering is killing my computer.
What's made you want to shit with your clothes on recently?
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:48,
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....nothing.I think I speak for at least myself when I say that no matter how nervous I am, I never WANT TO SHIT MYSELF.
Calm yourself, graphics and that is easy apparently.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49,
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I doubt they want to even then.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53,
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I would just like to point out that I did not need to think about that.(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:54,
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*stops**breathing returns to normal*
*hands reappear from below the desk*
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:04,
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Another reason I don't want babies.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55,
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I've already shat myself in front of others, I don't care.And before anyone gets all judgemental, so have you all.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:56,
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Springy didn't.She didn't even say 'ouch.'
Crazy double-hard bastard that she is.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:07,
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hmmmmpossibly the girls who were watching me walk home alone the other week. They were nasty nasty girls who I know from school. /shudder.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
As opposed to wanking with other people?(
The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:54,
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Use a grunt computer.The rendering of my dissertation results took ages too.
You must have an uber geeky friend with a specced out PC
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50,
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My uni has special uber pcs for people doing rendering.You pay a couple of quid, start it off rendering and you have use of it all day.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52,
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That would have been useful :(I have 2gb of ram here and a 2.6GHz processor. I had to do about 5 million results
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:56,
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It seems a bit harsh to expect you to do SCIENCE on your home PC.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:57,
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Ouch!I borrowed one to run my stats testing for my dissertation. I was taking forever on this pc and crashed any time I did anything other than leave it alone to get on with it!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58,
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The realisation I had just kissed my best female friend in the world.She has a boyfriend.
I just want to erase it from history.
Edit: A really spicy curry I ate on saturday night, I nearly shat my pants on sunday morning.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51,
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Buy a gun/knifeKill them both, then yourself.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53,
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That is probably a good ideaThanks for the suggestion.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55,
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not muchgenerally I'm quite apathetic.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51,
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No.Not even slightly.
While excessive fear can lead to involuntary excretion in some people, it does not, ever lead normal people to want to shit themselves.
You are crap. You didn't deserve your original degree and you don't deserve to get the postgrad either.
Best of luck.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51,
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Pffft.I can get home for four days in June for less than fifty quid. Hurray!
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52,
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In time to vote?I mean, Hooray! Let's get hammered.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53,
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When I was still holding on to a vain hope of getting my nursing portfolio in.That was shite.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51,
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I got my portfolio into a nurse once.Or something.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52,
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I expect you did.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55,
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cheer up, you're probably going to fail anyway(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:55,
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i was building some data-processing software for a client recentlywhich, because it was running on their systems, i had to do out of office hours. generally, this meant waking up every couple of hours, connecting to their computer, checking nohup.out and fixing any visible bugs. in retrospect, this may have been what induced my insomnia
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:57,
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Ha, I remember that feeling. I was a bit of a wreck before mine.It's all worth it when all the work's in and the exhibition is up.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58,
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revising for my gcse exams, this half term is rubbish but i have to get good grades or mum says i'll have to do the 6th form herebut i dont wanna, i hate this school, all the girls are skanks, i wanna go to the 6th form college, that's where my boyfriend zane goes, he's soooooo fit
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58,
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How cute, it's like a remedial class;www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post430576
Should rob set up some kind of mentoring scheme to show these people how it's supposed to be done?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:44,
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I think Pun threads are shit, I'll still join in though.Only Glued Eel says anything funny in them.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:46,
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There's the occasional bit of goodness in them.What I particularly admire is people with the endurance to keep going after the obvious ones are gone.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:48,
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I could go for some pie right now.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:47,
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Not even slightly.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53,
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I had pie for breakfast.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49,
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Phwoar, what flavour?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:49,
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Three bird.I don't know which three.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50,
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Wood pigeon, pheasant and wild duck(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:51,
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Strange ethnic names.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52,
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I went Waitrose last night and bought tons of lovely food since I'm cooking for myself all week.Tonight is fresh thai king prawns, sweet chili dressed egg noodles, loads of veg and sprouts to make a huge stir fry.
Tomorrow is slow cooked aberdeen angus, cheese stuffed meatballs in a red wine and basil sause on fresh tagliatelli.
I also have £30 worth of crisps, dips and general junk :D I'm going to be a right tubber :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:50,
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he's going to look like a fat egg on little skinny legs, mark my word.by Saturday he'll be indistinguishable from the lithe DG we all knew.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:52,
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\o/ thank fuck.HANG ON.
Gums, you're not going to be in Amsterdam at the weekend again, are you? Can't you come to the meet?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:53,
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I might make a surprise appearance, but I like to keep my female fans in suspensewho knows...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:58,
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Hmph.I think you should, I'm trying to prove to a few people that /talkers aren't /wankers.
Or at least, are alright anyway.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:00,
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Humpty Dumpty has got nothing on this mofo(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:59,
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I'd be naked right now if I wasn't wearing socks.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:48,
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a tentative request.I'm trying to get some Frank Turner CD's (one in particular!) - yet I can't seem to find a stockist in Australia - nor can I seem to find a stockist who still stocks his EP - Campfire Punk Rock (crappy name for an EP but there is a song on it I love).
My request would be....is there anybody who would be able to locate and/or send me a copy? I'd pay you back of course.
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+000(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:34,
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Do you need the CD or just the songs?www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=frank+turner+campfire+punk+rock&x=0&y=0
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:15,
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HOME MUSIC IS KILLING TAPING(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:17,
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***ARE YOU READING THIS MOT***(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:19,
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Yes.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:34,
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it's more that I would *like* the CD,because I like CDs more then I do plain old downloads. And also I don't have paypal or visa cos I'm not old enough to get a card so can't really "buy" the downloads cos that's what they generally ask for.
I'm a bit old fashioned liking CDs and vinyl and taps I guess...
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
check this bad boy outwww.bathstore.com/files/PRODUCT_GROUP/1245/LARGE.jpg
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MrA, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:24,
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it's like a one-armed bandit.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:24,
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man those are phat taps, i'd pimp them up with 15mm flexis off the towns main, whoosh(
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:30,
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The two taps in my bathroom are for still and sparkling water.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:24,
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I like those ones that make the water all bubbly.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:24,
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like trumps in the bath?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:25,
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They should release a Top Trumps: Trumps deck.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:26,
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You automatically win if you can do the trump described on your card.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:27,
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But your card is the fabled follow-through(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:27,
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my dad would win with that one.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:28,
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I think in Aus you can buy prepaid VISA cards and you can be any age for those I think.You can buy the card at a newsagent and then put $20aus on it or whatever.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:23,
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must not be able to get them in my shithole of a town then.Can't get them. :(
And I meant Tapes up there. :)Just missed a letter. whoops!
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, tapes.It all makes so much more sense now. Thank you for clearing that up.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:26,
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Have you nicked my green tarps?Robbing bastard.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:42,
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Download it, burn it.Someone in your house must have a card.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:25,
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It's not the same :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:35,
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She's Australian.It's all wrong anyway.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:37,
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Just order it from Amazon UK/USAIt's there.
Or obviously iTunes.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:16,
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I've got that.But it's at the bottom of a real big pile of CDs, and if I pull it out they'll all fall over.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:18,
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turn the pile upside-down,and then pull it out. Easy.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:20,
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All my cranes are busy teaching kung fu.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:23,
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there's always some excuse.granted, that's quite a good one.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:23,
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See, the thing about internet shopping is that most places will ship overseas.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:21,
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I doubt I'd have the funds, got a lot on this month.However at the weekend, I found and bought (for a fiver) a box set of Harry Secombe singing lots of different stuff on vinyl.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:21,
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Is it his funny ha ha stuff, or his godbothery stuff?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:23,
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It's him singing songs others have written.One records got ballads, one's got hymns, one's got show tunes etc.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:24,
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lip up fatty ah lip up fatty fatty reggae(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:24,
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I don't know who Frank Turner is.Torrents?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:35,
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It's you!Almost 80, DG. I CAN TASTE IT.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:39,
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OMG! haha. I got round 70 last week but couldn't upgrade until I got WotLK. I started doing loads of stuff and checked out the XP needed to my next level and I was like "WTF!?!!? 1,700,000!?!?!?"
I'm just trying to get duel spec atm so I can join a guild and raid as no one wants a Demo Lock. Flying mounts will have to wait. need to get farming and making monies...Tailoring is a pain in the behind, so is enchanting. haven't touched them in ages.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:44,
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yay for 70! Congrats hun, you've levelled so damn fast :D Let me know if you need cash monies, I owe someone a favour as I was lent money to get my dual spec. I can probably lend you a couple of hundred, dual speccing is so damn useful.
Are you looking to raid in future, or just looking for a guild to do casual stuff with? I only ask as I might be able to put in a good word with the raid group I'm part of every now and again.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:47,
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nah it's cool hun. I'm only a couple 100g off and I can get that is no time. Once I get better gear in a few levels then I'm sure I'll spam myself and I'll find a place but thanks anyway :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 12:06,
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I might buy a Robyn Hitchcock album if I get birthday money.Actually it'll probably be a HMV card or something.
Gash.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:38,
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they do, yes.I don't agree with their animal testing though... Seeing how angry chimps get when listening to Coldplay is not acceptable.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:41,
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Just mute your speakers and it's hilarious.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:45,
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It's not my birthday.Talk amongst yourselves.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:47,
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Its not my fucking birthday either(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:47,
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OKnews.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8067615.stm
Flapjack's opinion: for fuck's sake.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:48,
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He should have stayed on the run.I've heard plenty of cases of people outrunning cancer.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49,
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It just means cancer will mutate into faster tumours on pogo sticksit's short-term thinking.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51,
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Stupid religious types.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49,
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I don't trust it.It didn't stop the mum from breeding.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:52,
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She's a daft woman but I can kind of see itsometimes the treatment for a condition can seem almost as scary as the condition itself.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51,
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It wasn't for her though, it was for her son,so the 'what's best for my child' reflex should have kicked in, surely?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:52,
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But anyone who has ever seen what chemo does to a child will see how scary it isto know you are willingly poisoning your child, even for the best reasons, must confuse the parental instinct.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54,
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Never stopped me getting cod liver oil as a kid/all green fields around here etc etc
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56,
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One of my Dad's friends has recently got some kind of nasty cancer,but her only hope of survival is some kind of experimental treatment that's only got a 20% chance of working or something, so she's not going to bother.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:09,
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"We want to to fire ANTI-GOD RAYS directly at your son's faith glands.""NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56,
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human reason has the power to overcome instincts,for better or for worse.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:09,
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Sometimesbut when it's a very treatable condition, I don't see how it's scarier than watching your child die a painful death.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54,
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My late god daughter had cancer three times, had chemo each time but in the end it was the chemo that killed herthe chemo gave her the best possible chance and there is no doubt it was the best thing and she would have died even earlier without but the pain she was in over treatment was horrific.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56,
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I'm sorry to hear that.*hugs*
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:58,
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*hugs back*I know I'm taking the internet too seriously.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01,
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Plus they're from Minnesota.We've all seen Fargo. She can always feed him into a wood chipper if the chemo doesn't take.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57,
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He had cancer because God hates him. Fuck God. Up yours God. I'm going go against God's will with radiation and then become a bald and slow superhero.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56,
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Captain Heresyfighting crime with bitterness, nausea and hair loss.
Wait... that's JMG.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:57,
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"sleepy eye" sounds like a proper banjo-playing town(
spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01,
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sounds like my kind of town*sleeps*
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02,
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darn tootin'(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04,
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I have no idea where that religious belief could possibly come from.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02,
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Or why it kicked in so late.Maybe a Damascene conversion to Amish ways.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:03,
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As far as I can tell,even the Amish go to hospital when they need to.
They're not as daft as they're cabbage-painted.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04,
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Sounds more like some kind of pagan Mother Earth bullshit.For which they will burn in hell for all eternity.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:07,
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Having done a bit of googling,there are claims that the kid is homeschooled and can't read at 13.
MONGS.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:10,
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I've met people who were state schooled and can't read at 24.Maybe he's just thick.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:12,
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I'm still freaked out from watching a film last night.*freaks out*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:48,
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Which film would that be?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:50,
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That does look a bit wrong.I'll be torrenting that.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:01,
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You're (still) older than you've ever been, and now you're even olderand now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older and now you're older still!
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:50,
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Fuck off, I don't age.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51,
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I'm like Richard off Lost.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56,
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I'm aging like a fine wine.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54,
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my brother caught an unknown 25lb mirror carp from our club lake saturday, he get's to name it, he's going to call it 'fin diesel'(
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:50,
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Carpe Diem.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51,
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Which films were they in?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53,
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Are you coming on to me?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:58,
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I'm not going to be able to top that today,maybe I should retire.
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You could go one better by spelling it right.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06,
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There used to be some monsters in the club lakes hereA few years ago some bastards put chemicals in the best pond and it wiped out nearly everything.
Edit: Oh and call it General Zod
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:53,
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How do you tell them apart?What if you've got twins or triplets living in the pond?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54,
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and they laminate the fish with their name on them.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02,
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All the best poeple don't have their birthday today.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51,
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My birthday's not for fucking agesbut it is my quarter of a century. I'm going to go and watch naked ladies.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51,
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Interesting way to spend it(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:54,
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Not really, but it's been a while since I've been and watched strippers.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:56,
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If you want to watch naked men I'll do it for a fiver.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59,
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What are you up to on November the 30th?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00,
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I don't know what's happening with my life after the 20th of June,so I guess I'm free.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02,
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The first part or the second part?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 May 2009, 11:06,
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I'll do my helicopter impression for £2.50(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:04,
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I do a good Marty Pellow/Cher/Brand for 40p(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:11,
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They dance and stuff so I hear(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59,
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That's what I've been told.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00,
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That's what I've been told.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:00,
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I got overexcited.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 11:02,
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happy unbirthday brayndeddit's not your special day, get out of bed
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:59,
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Happy Burpday!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:43,
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How was yours the other day?Did you have a cupcake with a candle in it?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:49,
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No, it's my birthdayhappy mybirthday.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:44,
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happy barfday!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:44,
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I feel quite guilty now it's not really(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:51,
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Happy One year closer to death day(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:44,
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BIRTHDAY YAYS(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:47,
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happy birthday lightguymay it be many years till you die
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:58,
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You cunts. It's my birthday. Pander to me.Thankyewverymuch.
Edit : cheers :)
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02,
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YOU LIKE* LIKE A CLOWN'S SHOE BUT A YEAR OLDER.*look
I got excited when typing.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03,
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He like like a clown's shoe?Not just like, but like like?
Is that a bit like in Primary School and you're trying to say you have a crush on someone and stabbing them with a compass and knocking their school books over isn't getting the hint through.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:13,
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Also, I ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR BIRTHDAY MOOSEMAN(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:14,
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Don't push me! Push a push pop!(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:20,
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BOOMBOOMBOOMifyou'regaySAY WAY-OH!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:24,
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The lyrics to that are RUDE.They never played the rude version at school discos.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:26,
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rar rar rar spammy but relevant link rar rar rar
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:28,
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It was going so well, then you said green day.I'll check that out tonight.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31,
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Ace Of Bass - All That She WantsIs about stealing very small kids to prostitute to paedophiles. probably...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:28,
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She leads a lonely life...probably because she's spermjacking people.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30,
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That woman really couldn't sing, either.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:33,
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It's GOT to be near my half-birthday soon enough.I'll expect a big fat tantrum on here.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:03,
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I hope people are making the correct preparations for World Gmos Day this Friday.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05,
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I'm also colouring in my 'Manimal' colouring book too fast and going outside the lines.In this current picture, Manimal is holding a hawk above a woman's head. The hawk is pink and the woman is pink and Manimal is pink. I've only got a pink felt tip.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:25,
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I appear to be replicating the 'wolverine' look this morningthis can only be seen as a good thing.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27,
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I hear they're luring fat people out of the country towards Wales and Scotland with cake.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:07,
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this is the gung-ho attitude I've come to expect.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:08,
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I'm not that fussed on cake(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:16,
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I went up a hill for you yesterday.That's almost climbing. Or at least it bloody is in little primark deck shoes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:13,
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I also log surfed until I fell off.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:22,
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I was caught, they're sort of used to me falling off stuff/over stuff/into stuff.'Like a drunk four year old' as my granddad says.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:25,
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Did you do anything tranquil at the weekend, sir?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27,
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on Saturday I did very little, like virtually NOTHING.Sunday, I went climbing then went to push a sheep which I thought was riggwelter over, turns out it had been lay on it's back so long it had atrophied in position and started rotting... nice.
Monday, I knocked 91 balls up a driving range.
It was nice.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:29,
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I hope that last one's a euphemism.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30,
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You don't like golfists?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34,
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OH SO MUCH ambivalence towards golf.I just like to imagine him rutting like a hairy sexbastard. Or something.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:35,
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I used to play golf, it was a good excuse to walk several miles a day.I don't play any more due to medical reasons.
Also o_O
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:38,
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I've invested in waterproof knickers(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:36,
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Happy birthday to youYou run like a Jew
Doo be doo dah
diddly dum daaah
Happy birthday to you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05,
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Happy Burfday Mooseface!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05,
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I've already done that on Bookface.Though I suppose I can do it some more
*manders*
Happy birthday lovely face
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:05,
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Hippie birthdayIt's like a happy birthday but with more drugs and mellow music.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:06,
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Happy birthday ducks :)(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:21,
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WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS SO HORRIBLE TO ME?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:41,
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I'm going to Gaz you.The rest of the internet is sick of hearing.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34,
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There was a chap on the telly who looked like an older version of youand he was a barrister, I think. He wore one of those law dresses.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27,
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Hilarious strikethrough of the word law to imply Wormulus is a cross dresser.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:30,
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He really did though. Come Dine With Me, it was.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31,
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Oh God.That one with the speedos? You're right. You're so right it HURTS.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34,
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Barrister chap, didn't like the banoffee pie using yoghurt thing.I didn't see all of it, I was tidying, but my partner did ask me why I shouted 'FUCK ME, Tarquin's on the telly'.
Do we mean the same guy? Also, how the hell was banoffee man NOT gay?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:37,
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More to the pointWhat sort of scrubber goes pawing through someone else's bins at a dinner party?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:42,
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?4.bp.blogspot.com/_IPE-dBSxpcY/RwP0kMX2W-I/AAAAAAAABEU/MK5lsgWK8aM/s320/sid_james_no_leech.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:31,
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That's what Wormulus looks like when he takes the clothes pegs off from the back of his head.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:33,
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Hahahahaha, great joy.Bless his little head and fabulous taste in coats.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34,
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Happy BirthdayLast night I dreamt I was Howard Jones in your honour
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:27,
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Happy Birthday lovely Moosey!What are you up to for it?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:34,
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Mini hippo returns(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:40,
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happy birthday teviot moosemay your day be filled with dancing and boose
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spacefish bong!, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:58,
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Fucking breaky cuntsThis weekend I broke my bike and my iPod. They can both fuck off.
What have you broken lately ?
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:54,
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my mind is brokenI am not sure if it happened years ago and recently got worse though
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:56,
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Ouch, what did you break on your bike?I have broken two strings on my guitar and dropped a wine glass this weekend.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:56,
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The forksCunting things broke in Afan car park.
Cunty cunt cunt.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:57,
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Ooooh 'spensive.Are they repairable or do you need a new pair?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58,
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About £120 to repairso almost pointless repairing them really when I could upgrade to better, brand new ones.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:59,
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I suppose.What you thinking of replacing them with?
Did they break before or after your ride? Hope you managed to get some riding in having gone all that way.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:01,
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I'm going to replace them with cheese.They broke in the fucking car park popping the wheel up down a 2" drop.
I rode all the way round whites level (In less than 2 hours) with broken forks.
A girl overtook me though.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02,
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Oh dear.I was out riding the other day, just on the road, and a guy in team GB lycra and about £3000 worth of roadbike came steaming past. I got level with him, he waved and just zoomed off effortlessly.
I later found out it was this guy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Staff and didn't feel so bad!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:07,
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Before or after your ride?Good morning folks.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 10:01,
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Were the two incidents related?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:57,
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DID YOU SIT ON HER ?LOLFATROFL!!!!!
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58,
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My ipod is as dodgy as fuck.It keeps switching itself on when I've switched it off. Also, the lock on it doesn't work so the volume goes down when it's in my pocket.
In answer to your question, boys hearts.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:57,
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It's posessed by DE DEBBILyou must take it to church and have them talk bollocks at it.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:57,
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I think it probably says more about my taste in music to be honest(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02,
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Not fair breaking boy's hearts!We have feelings too you know!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02,
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The wheels on my little wheelie suitcasecheap Argos shite that it was
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A fruit bowl.It was only 2 days after we bought it.
In fact there was a mark on it so we were going to take it back and swap it for another.
I FAIL.
EDITED to remove the QOTW style double spacing. Not sure why I did that.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:57,
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A fruit bowl costs about a tennerI need about £300 to replace my forks and £180 to replace my iPod.
*makes light of your problems*
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:59,
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the remote for our freeview box.means I'm hardly watching hardly any telly, which is a good thing.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:58,
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it's ok, I didn't mean to hurt you...you'll find someone better...mu....pfftha...haah....hahOk god, who am I kidding!! course you won't you MUG! YOU'LL DIE A SPINSTER WITH BAGGY SOCKS.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:02,
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...I hope those guys get over me soon down Old Compton street...*le sigh*(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:01,
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A mugI picked it off the rack and it slipped out of my hand and fell to the worktop and the handle shattered and a piece of ceramic got stuck in my hair. Luckily it wasn't 5cm further down otherwise it would have had my eye out.
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magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:59,
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The changy lengthy strappy on my favourite bagand my tummy. Bloody eccles cakes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:00,
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Hello Fat People's Culture.JMG reporting in.
What's the current level of banter?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:26,
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It'd take some sort of red bull douche to get me to banter energy levels, JMG.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28,
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Nobody would like that.I think we should all adopt the internet spirit of chugging along slowly whilst complaining about JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:30,
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I'm sad to say I did blame you for getting an ant to bite me yesterday.On my KNEE as well. You absolute bugger.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32,
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I do control the little buggers.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32,
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It hurt mightily.There were wild horses, though. Well, not wild. Sort of abandoned by some sort of heritagy 'horses should live like it's 2000bc' people.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:33,
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Was it your right knee?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35,
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No, left. Twice as well.Shitty little bastard. I killed him with my deck shoe.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37,
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Ah that's ok then (not for you)I sliced my right knee open on my desk yesterday morning, it didn't hurt but inconvenienced me by getting blood all over my new trousers
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:38,
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I just got grass stains all over me.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39,
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ooo-eeer(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39,
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Well that's no fun is it(unless it was)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:44,
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It was acealthough I'm now paying for all the junk food.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:45,
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I know that feelingAlthough I had to order some more new clothes for the bash, I tried on my new shirts at the weekend and they were far too big for me. I was both annoyed and joyful at the same time.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:48,
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I have no idea what I'm going to wear.Maybe jimjams.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53,
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Oh, that is AWESOME!/Peter Griffin
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:56,
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My rented house had those!You must live where I used to. Mind that front door, it gets like 3/4 of the way through Titanic when it rains.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35,
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The bit where the captain is standing on the bridge and going down with the ship?*Goes to shoot self for knowing what happens in that film*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36,
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The bit where water comes round the edges of doors.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37,
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YOU MUST BE A GIANTi cant reach the washing line or the shower controls and i cant see myself in any mirrors or see the second shelf (let alone the third) in the top kitchen cupboards.
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sleepybinky, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47,
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Nope, it must be the same houseClimb on the side to get to the kitchen cupboards, but watch the side nearest the back door, it's wibbly.
Oh, and if you find a painted guitar in the outhouse, that's the wife's but you can keep it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52,
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don't poor 5 litres of petrol down the cracks and set fire to itwe did that at my mate steve's house and blew up his patio, there were still ants, :((((
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36,
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We had ants in the house last summer.I filled the hoover bag with ant powder and hoovered the little fuckers all up!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39,
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Ants outside I leave, they can do what they like!When they are indoors and attacking the fridge and cupboards I take issue!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52,
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I would hope so.That said, my cat was the laziest cat ever and used to run away scared when he saw rabbits in the garden!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:55,
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boom boom(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39,
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Going weeeeeeest...dee-bah doo de dah.
Life is something there. Awesome or pleasing or something.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:41,
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Handsome Squadron stood up as the final whistle blew and stormed towards a different bar, carrying my coat so I had to follow.If he wasn't Tom Cruise in the late 80's...
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:31,
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You never know.It's within weekend jaunt distance.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37,
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Banter is at a medium, steady level.How do this rainy morning JMG?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:30,
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I think I'm supposed to meet Big Fat Neil around 10am.A thrilling insight for JMG followers.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32,
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Ah well at least if he is Big Fat NeilHe will be easy to spot in a crowd.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35,
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Crap JMG.Make this place better dammit.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35,
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That usually ends with a large man putting me on block, mind...and we all know how serious THAT can become.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:37,
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Oh JMG, I bet you were pulling your hair....out.....nevermindI was in Amsterdam all weekend, I ate many flat chickens.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35,
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I was upset they went down but I'm going to pretend that I wanted them to go down because I'm constantly angry about JMG.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:41,
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*shove* how was my Amsterdam?Has it missed me?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:43,
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It was EPIC. my lungs (all 12 of them) and liver hurt.It's a strange place, I don't know how you can deal with it without being stoned/drunk/both. Still feel a bit groggy tbh. I drove my parents to the airport yesterday and I was still a bit stoned I think.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47,
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This is the problem with going to Amsterdam for a long weekend.You need to book the following week off work to recover!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:49,
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I'm so bloody jealous.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:52,
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There were WOMEN crying DG.Thankfully I maintained dignity and rang exiled Geordies to debate tactics.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:47,
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Every woman crying in the stands woke up in your arms, in your bed this morning. All 3,000 of them.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:48,
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it's all great, great banter, great forumgreat times, unless of course you like to get very serious about it all, then it may not be great, or is, great
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:35,
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FAT, BALD, DOLEAND NOW DOON !
HOW MAN CANNY LAD
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:53,
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Yiz'll be fine.Football is better outside the Prem anyhow. You'll get a season of battering all the shit little teams and come back stronger.
Or do a Leeds and be completely fucked within 5 years, one of the two...
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 26 May 2009, 10:01,
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You know, this place isnt the same without TFS's morning reports.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:04,
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Did you ride it carrying goods on your heador feed them to the cow in order for it to regurgitate them at your new pad?
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In which case I will get your Random Burn sent off today.I was under express orders not to send it until you had moved!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22,
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Me too.Maybe we can be poo brothers for the day.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:06,
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Isnt that a stage show?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:08,
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Maybe our poos will meet someday in the sewersAnd have little pooey babies.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:11,
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Ahhhh.What a nice thought, little pooey babies everywhere.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14,
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i like that alot and am prepared to make you an offer of 38 pounds for it(
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:10,
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Ha!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12,
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In flagrant disregard for parachuting safety guidelines.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:21,
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I like that very much!Have you put it up on the /board?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13,
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yes.I posted it at about 3 o clock Monday morning
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13,
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That would explain why I haven't seen it before then!(
Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:15,
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i wonder why he doesn't post them from the second account he usessomebody told me what the user name was but not giving a shit means i've fogot
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:08,
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HahaHe does?
Thats ace:)
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09,
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yeah, I miss lists terribly(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09,
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what things do you miss?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09,
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Could be good.The photoshoot went well and I look vaguelly human. HURRAH.
I'm so tired. I was up until 2:30am roughly watching Star Trek.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:10,
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photoshoot?Oooh, sounds interesting. Were you pirating?
Also, countdown to GIN DESTRUCTION. I am having my hair done tomorrow and am possibly online shopping today.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12,
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I bloody should have been.No, I was dicking about in the woods for a band photoshoot. So me, my best friend and three big lads lurking in trees.
Hair cut! I went for one of those a couple of weeks ago, and now you can't tell she did anything. Damn.
Also: good morning, lady.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14,
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Band photoshoots are always fun.Like you say, dicking about with mates!
'ning!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:19,
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I don't like cameras, but we did ok. Ningles.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22,
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Bass. Early Learning Centre guitar, really.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:24,
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No, no, not at all.Well played bass is an artform!
I'm a six stringer i'm afraid but I play banjo, mandolin and accordion too.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:26,
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Well played is, yes.I.... well, I try.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:27,
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Haha!I'm have only been playing the accordion for about 6 months, it is possible to make a hideous noise with it when it all goes wrong!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:32,
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My hair is ridiculously out of control and stupid. It needs taming with scissors.The only way it looks half sensible at the moment is when it's rolled, or up in a pony tail.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:20,
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Mine just sort of happens to me.It likes being in my mouth a lot, which means I do the very attractive 'spitting and flapping my hands at my face' dance about 90 times a day.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22,
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The glory of creation is reflected in mine.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28,
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Spunky braids.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:36,
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New, from Mattel.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:39,
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You may regret asking this.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13,
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Possiblybut since it's an internet girl i'm hoping her reply allows me to imagine her at least semi-naked so I can go and tell all the people on QOTW about it.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:15, archived)
Who said anything about films?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14,
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'ningles captain, how are you?Sounds like you had a good weekendmas.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:21,
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It was AWESOME.I bloody hate being back.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:22,
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This problem could be solved by crushing capitalism(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:24,
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I want my mum to win the lotteryshe said she'd give me half.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:25,
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Well there's always that I supposeand it would involve less anarchy.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:26,
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He made this place happier.Still, I get them on facebook so it's not much of a wrench.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:11,
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Occasionally.It makes me smile.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:16,
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Really?Oh.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:11,
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I have a list.That one day all men will be equal.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12,
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I went to a wedding on SaturdayIt was my birthday on sunday, I had a house party
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Yeah it was ok,the people who got very very drunk, did the sensible thing and had a nap or went home so it was generally civilised.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:18, archived)
Did anything get broken?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:16,
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Whatever happened to that dull bastard?(
Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:13,
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I believe mongy and rathen criticized him once.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14,
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there was terrible name callingi was lucky enough not to be to hurt by the comments
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:18,
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i'm sure other people said lots of things they regret, not ilol, wankers
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mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28,
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Poor mongy*sadface*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:28,
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Yes, that's exactly it.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:18,
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For MykeboyF*cking pissing down here
Umbrella is knackered
Cannot see two yards in front of me
Know I’m going to get soaked as I’m…
On my way …
For a beer
Fortunately that’s the report over
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:14,
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Ahhh...a day off and I'n not ill.LOVELY.
I plan to spend my day pottering, pootling and pondering. I might make a cake. I might even get dressed at some point.
How are you?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:49,
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Pretty good thanks.Annoyed that the weather isn't better, but i'm hoping the rain will keep me indoors and speed my revision!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:51,
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Can it be a carrot cake?Even if I can't have carrot cake, I'd like to think that someone, somewhere, is.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:51,
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Actually that is a good idea. I haven't made carrot cake in aaaaaaages.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:52,
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Also glad to hear your hayfever's better.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:53,
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Rain is my friend.I had a bad time of it up North, but rain makes it all ok :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:54,
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i shan't be bothered to answer as nobody who poses this question even cares, it is just a question to add to the end of their forum blog(
mongychops, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:52,
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It's just online banter Mongy.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:53,
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I am awesomeWell, I am in a ridiculously good mood given that I am at work and it is not very nice outside.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:52,
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I've told everyone on here several timesI am horribly burnt.
I will look like the Elephant man forever.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:53,
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Your 'hilarious' reply has done wonders for my already sharply diminished self-confidence and self-esteem.(
WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:54,
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Now then, I can't believe for one minutethat you're taking the internet seriously.
Of course if you are it just goes to show what happens when you spend too much time on QOTW.
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I write down all the nasty things people say about me in a big bookand post photocopies of it to my internet lawyer.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:57,
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You should write them on your honda accordso that when justice is finally dealt out, they can see clearly why they deserved it.
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This is a good idea.What colour would really stand out against the magenta paintwork so they can see the writing?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:00,
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I believe on the Dulux paint chart it is known as'Summer Jizz White'
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:03,
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I believe it is available in a rangethat stems from very very pale off white to a deep phlegmy green.
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You twat.I hope everyone at work is taking the piss out of you. Loudly. Whilst pretending to scratch your back.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:54,
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I am alone in the office for most of todayTFS is sick and the Manchester course starts tomorrow which will leave in IN SOLE COMMAND for the rest of the week.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:55,
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POWER.Im in London next weekend.
What's up with Itchy?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:59,
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I was kept awake all nightby the most intense thunderstorm I've seen in this part of the world. Constant thunder and lightning for hours.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:54,
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I hope you had sex during it.It's the best thing to do in the middle of a thunderstorm. In the words of Frankie Boyle 'I like to pretend that we're conceiving the antichrist'.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 8:55,
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I do too,I just can't stand the smell of burning pubes though.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:09,
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Thunderstorms normally GMTRFHat four in the morning, with crying kids, less so. Call me unconventional.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:00,
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Surely the crying and wailing only adds to the 'begatting of evil' even more so?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:03,
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Awww, poor things.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:10,
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We had a mega thunderstorm here for about 3 hours last night.It kept rumbling arount till about 4am though.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:56,
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One of the annoying things about living up hereIs that we don't get the awesome thunderstorms that the south coast gets. I miss them.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:59,
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Usually the only thing that keepsme awake is intense blackbirds, flying around the garden beeping their goddamn heads off at 4am
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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:02,
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I might plan on doing all, some or none of those things alsoCake making sounds good.
Then I might go and lie in the sun. With my cake.
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The Neville What what what, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:01,
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Green tea with orangeis really rather good. I like to start the day with a cup before moving onto regular tea.
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I prefer it with grapefruit.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 May 2009, 9:12,
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I'm going to work for a ten hour shift and tomorrow back to a normal six hours.I feeling good, had the morning berating, it's all good.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:02,
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Putting up with people who breathe through their noseand read aloud when updating content.
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magnum, Tue 26 May 2009, 9:41,
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RAIN!If I had to put up with another day of that heat, I think I would have killed someone.
Why do you want to kill people?
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SuperMatt, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:20,
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It's not that I want tomore that I have to.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:27,
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I'll ask the questions sonny.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:45,
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where are you mate,and what is this so called "heat" you speak of?
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1) London2) The heat I had to endure while moving flat - which meant driving around in an unairconditioned car, and running up and down flights of stairs with extremely heavy boxes.
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SuperMatt, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:32,
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ohhh poor baby,Imagine! an unairconditioned car - and exercise!
I would have been bitching too :p
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and I don't want to kill anybody.Just hurt one person in particular. my chosen torture method at this point in time is castration through Banding (can you tell I live on a farm?).
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:32, archived)
Yeah but we thought it impolite to mention the smell.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:46,
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I smell like shampoo and conditionerand moisturiser. I'm very clean thank you. It's a meat farm (yet I'm a vego - go figure) in the middle of a dairy region. Get a few steers (you might call them bullocks??) on the land, band 'em, worm 'em, fatten 'em up and send them off to the abattoirs - the cattle are pretty happy let well enough alone.
Want some chocolate?
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:51, archived)
Really well thanks!I shall find out later this week...
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:05,
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fucking murderer :PNah nah i just don't like the taste of meat (*snarf*)
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Sexface will soon sort that out.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:06,
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you are lying to me sir.and I don't want to know how you discovered that...
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:11, archived)
Like anyone who has spent more than 10 min at a bashI have been raped by him.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:13,
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Fat jokes about Mykeys MumThere's a barrel I haven't scraped.
No wait, I did scrape it, the dirty bitch.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:12,
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yup.Are you sad and crushed because I'll not dive south for you? awww poor darlin, have a cuddle.
Good times.
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I will go out and kill myself straight awaySuch is the level of my disappointment:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:19,
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Oh now that's just silly.I'm not the only fish in the sea - I'm merely a plankton in comparison!
*gives hugs and fluff*
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:20, archived)
You sicken meI would sooner hug Wormulus. And he's a known child molester.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:24,
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Now kick Wormulus and insult his junk.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:41,
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I don't wanna go to workThey all think I'm mad. Because I am. ):
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:35,
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I think you're lovely.so they can collectively forcibly insert that opinions into their anus!
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:37, archived)
I accidentally dressed myself to look like a complete loser todaywhat the fuck is wrong with me? *lost it*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:18,
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Cheer upYou are clearly the most awesome person at the passport thing.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:21,
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I put up with this every dayHeat / Rain / More heat
beer, air-conditioning and more beer assists me I must admit
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:02,
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Heat? Come on now, it was slightly warm.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:14,
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Have you been to a hot country recently?What's that? Your boyfriend took you.
Time of your life was it?
I HATE YOU AND YOUR HORRIBLE WHOLESOME LIFE.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:17,
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HahaEgypt! Land of Tummy Bugs and Vast Upopulated Wastelands!
Hello Wormo, I hear you got a bit burnt.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:19,
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I slept under the stars on a Dorset beach and got so little sleep that I fell asleep in the sun for pretty much all of Sunday.You wouldn't believe how pink I am. I look like ham.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:24,
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HahaBless. Aftersun and plenty of water.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:31,
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And they arent even married:((
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:20,
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Because people are stupid and annoy the tits off me.And I've got a very short fuse. HELLO EVERYONE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:22,
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Double R.How's tricks?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:43,
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AlsoAren't there two s's in ambassidor?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:45,
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I've picked him up on this particularly stupid spelling of the word'Ambassador'
I assume it's a Gonzoism
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:47,
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Ah I thought my spelling still looked wrongDammit iPhone. Turn my s's into z's but don't correct that?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:50,
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It's cheaper than rigging the local elections.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:45,
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COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 May 2009, 3:37,
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Are you the new Fritzl?You see what I did there? Because your name looks a bit like famous Austrian daughter rapist and baby killer, I'm implying your quest for fame has led you to a similar level of depravity all for a very thin comedy premise. You can have that one for nowt, son.
(, Tue 26 May 2009, 4:35, archived)
Will your fame reduce your post count?If so, I'm all for it.
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WormuIus, Tue 26 May 2009, 8:07,
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I'm gonna get you in my TENT TENT TENT TENT TENTWhoa, whoa, it's only common sense, sense, sense
I know that you won't mind the stench, stench, stench
Of the sacrament
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custard, Tue 26 May 2009, 6:54,
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you must have seen the movieyou must have read the book
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:49,
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i just slept with someone's girlfriend.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:50,
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i did too on friday!(
SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:52,
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I see the Lie-Master 3000 kicked in and disconnected Rik at this point.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 May 2009, 7:28,
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I just did a massive rofflethen some lol, followed by a bit of lmao.
I might go to bed.
What might you do?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:27,
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i am watching catch-22.it is not the same as the book.
it is a film.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:44,
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you can't capture the pace of the bookon film
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:46,
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As it stands, I'm so shattered that if I go to bed I'll be out cold till at least 9.30.Which is not ideal, as I've got to be in work by 8.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:30,
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I have many things to do tomorrowmany, many things.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:32,
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potter about on the internet then go to bed.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:35,
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WorkAs it's that time of the f*cking day again!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:37,
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work is for people with too much time on their hands(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:38,
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Are you having a lemon party?(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:43,
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I'm going to listen to some Amy Winehouse(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:40,
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I haven't posted here in yonks.Are we still all as lovely as ever?
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Tamashii the other beige meat., Tue 26 May 2009, 1:07,
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Pretty much, yes.Oh /talk, you're so silly.
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Tamashii the other beige meat., Tue 26 May 2009, 1:09,
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I don't get the selection process for the semi finalists on Britain's Got Talent.(
WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:12,
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It needs more random death(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:14,
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Someone "could have died" tonight.I really wished he had. Would've made things a bit exciting.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:20,
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I don't get the point of Britian's Got TalentI thought parading the mentally ill in front of whooping crowds of inbreds went out of style in the nineteenth century?
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:21,
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Some people on there are genuinely very good at what they do.I suppose the show brings them to the public eye.
And then you get the shit, and the "quite good" but overhyped people.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:23,
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it's simply not worth itwhy do they put these freakshow people on TV?
I'm going to write a letter to the RSPCA
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:35,
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It's a traditioncontinued at the Stadium of Light.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:29,
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I wish I knew more about footballso I'd get the reference
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:35,
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You terrible attention whore.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:12,
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Of course we are you knobjockey.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:14,
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There are some folk who answer to that description.Not me though.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 May 2009, 1:15,
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I want some aniseed balls. Do they still sell aniseed balls?(
Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:04,
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yeswww.aquarterof.co.uk/aniseed-balls-p-350.html
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:04,
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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.Do they still have the seed in the middle?
I EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THIS
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Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:05,
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I suspect that depends entirely on the makerI would hazard a guess at "Yes, why the fuck not"
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06,
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I don't ask you for guesses, I ask you for facts.I feel let down. I don't know if I should keep you on, I really don't.
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Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:07,
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perhaps I can sway your decision by rubbing granite into a bit of cheese.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08,
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Yes they do.Try at places that sell loose sweets.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:04,
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You have to flirt with the aniseed man first.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:05,
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Probablybut they'll still be nasty. Why not have flying saucers instead?
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in vino veritas, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:05,
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Like Jaffa Cakes.Dry and rubbish. But not quite as dry and rubbish as Jaffa Cakes.
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Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06,
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I love flying saucers but you are just buying sherbet in paper.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:07,
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Are you meant to eat the paper?I always eat the paper.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08,
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of course you are, it's probably not 'paper'but it is.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08,
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Rice PaperDa Daaa Da
It's the paper, the paper made from rice!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:09,
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You are indeedBut it's pretty paper SHAPED LIKE SPACECRAFT.
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in vino veritas, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08,
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No, shut up, I HATE YOU.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06,
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That candy cart thing in town will probably have them.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06,
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No.They lock it away at about 5 o'clock.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:08,
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And we hadwww.aquarterof.co.uk/wordpress/?p=194 these in our house tonight too.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:10,
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I just eat cola bottleshospital trips are great fun
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:11,
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Fucking rubbish.Why don't these places stay open 'til a decent hour?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:10,
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We should fucking burn them, that'd show them.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:12,
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Just thought you'd like to know,my son didn't get much sleep last night. The puppy kept them both awake.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 May 2009, 0:08,
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And then he pulls away the cover and it's a SURPRISE SEX VAN.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:09,
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Fuck off.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:28,
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LOOK EVERYONEit's The Doveston.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:31,
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The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones.However, the people of Abu Dhabi do.
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CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:34,
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there was a shop by me that used to sell them, alongside every other sweetie you could think ofyou could also take a list of veg you wanted and they used to get it for you. They never changed their window display so there were things in there not seen outside the Imperial War Museum.
It just went out of business though :o(
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 May 2009, 23:39,
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There is a bag of aniseed balls in my kitchen. None of us like them and I have no idea why they are there.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 25 May 2009, 23:45,
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Put them in a bottle of vodkaHey presto - weird ouzo.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:48,
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I want sweets now.Where can you buy sweets, at midnight, on Bank Holiday Monday? A real shop, not an online shop.
And yes, market stalls will probably sell them.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:02,
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BP.Get me a tub of Flora while you are there please.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 26 May 2009, 0:05,
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Hmm, good idea,I might just go down there, there's one very close.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 26 May 2009, 0:33,
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Hello internet.I watched this tonight with FF, Druid and Druid's Housemate Who Is Adamant He Won't Join /talk. It's really fucking hard going and disturbing and bleak as fuck. I might kill myself now.
How cheery has your day been?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:27,
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I was very hung over and I played golf and it was good and now I'm tired.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:28,
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I will give it 7 out of 10I've just spent 2 hours sorting through old pictures of Mrs Sp@m in law that we found in her attic and putting them in an album which was nice as there are tons of a mini Mr sp@m and some great mullets in there too.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:33,
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There are some awesome picturesI could swear mr sp@m is related to one of the scousers
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38983000/jpg/_38983503_scousetrio203.jpg
Middle one.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:37,
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A picture of what?If it's not dogs playing pool I'll be terribly upset.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:35,
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We used to stay with some gay friends at their digs in Blackpooland they had carpets of dogs playing cards/pool all over their seedy boudoir flat downstairs.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:38,
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I bloody well bet it is an' all.Thanks for the Haribo, btw :)
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:39,
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I'm watching Snakes on a Plane.It's shit, but not as shit as the Jodie Foster one where she loses her kid.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 25 May 2009, 22:34,
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That does look shit.The Jodie Foster one, I mean. At least Snakes On A Plane knows it's a shit film.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:36,
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Just middling?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:36,
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Middling to fairI might have some beer.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:44,
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well I got a lovely wake up messageand now I'm getting ready to go to school. How cheery the rest of the day is will depend on how school goes.
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
It'll be a okay.I promise.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:44,
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I hope so.The last week has been shocking and next week is exam week. Woo yay! I have a very thinly veiled massive panic building up. :S
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Moderately cheery.Facebook wants me to add double-F's dad as a friend. I might do, just to keep him updated on what his offspring is doing on the internet.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:41,
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Ha ha.It kept wanting bogus to add my ma when she joined.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:44,
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She'd bate the shite outta yeh(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:48,
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Noit is on the Buzzcocks, haha.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:42,
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Yer man from Adam and Joe,when he doesn't have a beard, he's the image of Noit.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:50,
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Ha ha hahe is as well!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:51,
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Tara, stop her being horrible to me.She just said I look like The Fall Guy only with a less good chin. ;(
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:55,
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He is also like The FallGuy:newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40700000/jpg/_40700276_beard_203.jpg
But I never thought Noit and the FallGuy were alike.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:55,
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Very cheery,I was at the pub, watching Burnley win. Free burger and chips at half time, hurray!
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:42,
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YAY FREE FOOD(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:46,
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Fairly cheery.It's been an odd weekend - happy because we went to see mum and dad, and very sad because Badger's mum's dog died suddenly just before we left :(
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 25 May 2009, 22:43,
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Boodead dogs are rubbish
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:46,
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My sister's boyfriend's dog was finally put down.Poor old Teddy. He was 15 and had heart failure, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:52,
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Gelly was 12, and had some problem with his liver.We thought it was a form of post viral hepatitis as he had a stomach bug a couple of weeks ago. He'd perked right up and was really well on Friday but he had a massive internal bleed on Saturday morning.
I've cried a LOT this weekend. Telling Reece was the worst bit.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 25 May 2009, 22:55,
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Aw, I didn't realise it was Gelly:(((((Poor doggy. Poor oul Teddy went downhill quite quickly. He had congestive heart failure, but it was being managed well.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:59,
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it was sort of cheery for a bit and then not so cheery and then okay(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:43,
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it sounds jolly.my day has been fantastically cheery, thanks.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:45,
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It's very jolly indeed.I'd recommend you watch it. DHJWIAHWJ/T hated it, FF didn't like it, Druid liked it, I loved it. But you have to watch it because you can't just say you love a film like that. It's odd.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:48,
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my day has been good - 10/10but I'm on a high/hypomanic thing at the moment and I'm aware that it isn't going to last forever (doing as much as I can whilst I'm feeling well though).
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custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:46,
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YAY for good feelings(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:48,
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Great, isn't it.'til the arse falls out of it.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:56,
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indeedcyclothymia sucks (mine isn't biological apparently, but I'm not convinced that it isn't)
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custard, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:16,
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...AND HE LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF YOUR CHERRY CHAP STICK.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 25 May 2009, 22:56,
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I very much doubt it.He'd kick fuck out of you.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:57,
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SSG wouldn't live if he tried it on with your dad.He'd be a big puddle of blood, bone and Guinness.
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Druid, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:03,
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Lots of high pitched swearingand just general smashery
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:04,
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It isbut it's amazing too.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:03,
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Quite cheeryI did some law and went to see Star Trek with Mr Veritas. I enjoyed the film and quite fancied the new Spock. Worrying.
We then rang little Miss Veritas who is spending half term with my auntie and she seemed happy until Albert the cat bit her and she cried. So that was sad.
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in vino veritas, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:04,
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Awww, bold Albert.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:05,
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He's naughtyHe was my cat before I had the child and was sent to live in Huddersfield with my auntie because he bit the new baby.
Seems he's still up to his old tricks. He gets very jealous.
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in vino veritas, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:11,
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ooh, jealous fecker.Did he break the skin? Poor mini vino.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:14,
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I liked Star Trek.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:05,
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My day has been brilliant.I found some caches and walked past St James'
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 23:06,
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This is what I made instead of revising todayis.gd/DC4V
It's like free R&D for the pez company!
Edit: Edited link
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
Wow, I wish I could make a broken linkinstead of revising
edit: I SAW THAT! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM COWJAM!
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CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:49,
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You're revising at the moment.As I thought you had a job.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:51,
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I'm not revising.I was taking hte piss out of europe-who.
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CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:52,
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Oh man.You should have got that.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:54,
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Thanks for that..No job for me currently...
On an unrelated matter, if there is anybody who could be passed off as me and has a good knowledge of java, would you be interested in sitting an exam tomorrow?
(, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
That link you posted up top.God help you if you accidently leave out a letter when typing it into a browser.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 25 May 2009, 21:58,
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NopeI dropped out of uni before any of it sank in.
Where are you studying?
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CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:58,
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give all your answers in scala and cause the marker to do a geeky little wee(
spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:11,
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Not bad, cowfootdid some work, drank some booze, spoke to a hippy.
Yourself?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:53,
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It's my dad's 65th birthdayso there's a party going on downstairs but it's not really my scene. I'd normally clear off to the pub, but I couldn't manage to stay sober tonight. So, I'm sat in my room* feeling lonely, a bit angry and uncomfortable - I've just realised my reclining chair has gone and the bed isn't comfortable.
*my room at my dad's house. I mover away a couple of years ago because I was permanently drunk here.
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CowJam, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:56,
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Medical drugs.Man I was hoping it would dispense speed or something.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:50,
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Yeah, great.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:51,
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How about a quick round of Topical Song Book?This week, MP's expenses.
I'll get you started
Rent by Pet Shop Boys (I love you, you pay my rent)
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magnum, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:52,
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It's a sin.You give expenses I take the piss, it's a sin.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 21:55,
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Expenses (that's what I want) - The Beatles(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:02,
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Dirty Cash - Adventures Of Stevie V(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:12,
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Mp's from the house - Jenifer Lopez(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:20,
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Our House Is A Very Very Very Big House(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:17,
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It's Our Party And We'll Lie If We Want To(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:21,
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Tenpole Tudor - Frauds of a Thousand Men(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:21,
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Been Caught Stealing - Jane's Addiction(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:25,
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Johnny Cash - I Even Put Those on Expenses(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:27,
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Super-talliedunrealisticexpensesareatrocious(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:27,
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the builders calledthey want their crowbar back
which isn't to say i didn't snortle ungracefully at this
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spacefish bong!, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:52,
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Unchanged Felony(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:29,
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