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IT SEEMS MY PC DIED.

IT CAN INTERNET, BUT THAT'S IT.

I have ordered a new one :)

EDIT. OH AWESOME. A COMPO.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

Murderer.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

I'm going to miss him :(

He was called Sam.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

What a rubbish name.

I hope my computer won't feel threatened when my laptop arrives.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

Call it Sam.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

I can't name it before I meet it.

And I probably won't even name it then. It can be 'laptop'.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

You could call it Sam?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

I'll consider it.

I won't really

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

*holds up laptop called Sam*

He doesn't appreciate it though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Well I really can't do it now.

It'd be copying.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

*kisses laptop*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

Ohhh bloody charming.

Considering the day I've had this is fucking par for the course.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

Huglovejumpaffection?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

*lip trembles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

*bites*

Smile more :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

*BEAMS*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

BUT IT'LL SUIT HIM. LOOK HERE. I'LL GET YOU A PINT @ LONDON. OKAY. GOSH.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Will you buy me a pint if I just pretend to have called it Sam?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

D:<

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

My PC is called

Jesus.

occasionally, pronounced the Spanish way.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

Perhaps you should concider converting to the way of the Sam?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

I don't know

I like the way Jesus saves....

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

S. S for Sam.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

S 4 S4M.

F 4 F43.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

This is CORRECT and RAD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

ooh no!

r.i.p. Sam

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

HE IS DEAD

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Shada, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

Hooray!

Not for the dead computer, for the ordering of a new one

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

It should be pretty OK.

I'll dual monitor with a 19" and a 20" widescreen.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

Nice

How much did it set you back by in the end?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

£740.

Because I forked out on a decent soundcard.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

I dread mine dying!

It's getting on a bit now!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

Back up everything important. Luckily mines dead but not REALLY dead.

Graphics is fried, network card and sound card are fried and the motherboard isn't too healthy. I'll have to draw with... A PENCIL for a while.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

Most things are already on my external HD.

And on dvds

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

My laptop's been slowly dying for the last 3 years.

It's got computer syphilis and the keyboard is all clogged up with crumbs and ash and bits.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

CLEAN THE POOR LAPTOP. Clean him and call him Sam.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

Sam is a people name.

If I had to name it I'd probably call it something awesome like Captain Laptop or The Widowmaker or something.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

Captain Vacuum?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

did you try spybot

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

I did, thanks.

It found 7 threats, but couldn't remove the most malicious. I guess it was just my PC's time to go :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

lol, install ubuntu on the old one

lol

:D

edit: I hate it when this happens

OH NOES TOO MUCH PRON

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE

Extreme Gladiators. They're bringing back Gladiators and spicing it up with new challenges, more spandex etc. What could they do to *really* amp it up?

Challenge suggested by kenriise.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

I actually like the sound of this.

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Cae1, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

Am I on the wrong site?

A good sounding compo?! ;)

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

I think you must be.

10 minutes of the compo and no moaning yet.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

18 minutes of compo and no posting

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

Me too

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

For fuck sake Fraser!!! :)

I haven't moaned at you for a while

this sounds good

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

gasp

a challenge i may accept!

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

Oh hell yes.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

Improved pugey sticks (or whatever they were)

Hooray for the new compo etc

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

so far this has received nothing but good replies

well, i hated gladiators, and if i never saw another gladiator reference ever again it would be too soon. although i was rather impressed when i heard afinkawan is made from recycled gladiator skin.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

Yes!

I like this already!

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

Choose a dress, choose some eyeliner, choose a pair of knicks...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

hahahah

good job that's dress is *just* long enough!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:43, archived)

You seem to know a lot about dress lengths!

EDIT: How Rude!! Woo to M3!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)

you may have just spotted your first tranny

get your anorak on!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

But it's not raining!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

NSFW!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Arf!

Shit, I thought that was emvee for a minute
sorry Rob ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

Phwoaaar!

She's a tasty bit of crumpet.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

hahaha

nicely sir!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

Bliminy...It's God Save the Queen on the weekend

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

oi.

i'll have you know i shave my legs.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Not sure why... It just struck me as funny.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

this conveniently placed property with potential for renovation is on the market at £323,000

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

Lower Lea Valley?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:41, archived)

No, Upper Lea Valley

...because that's the way she likes it

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:42, archived)

pffftttt....

stacey keach dressed as a farmer shocker!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

most probably been done a million times

(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

choose a legible font...choose lif

woo :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

^this

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

choose gif

;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

Haha!

Choose to be called Dwayne Dibley!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

Derwainnnne Dibleh?

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)

feesh!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

Today's fish is Trout A'la Creme.

Enjoy your meal.

(Dermot O'Logical, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

I'm gona eat you little fishy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

lovely jubbly!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

I laffed :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

I think

I shall now have a cheese and pickle sandwich.

Subliminally advertising bastard :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:36, archived)

don't look up ^

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

What's new Toastyface?

WHOOOOOAAAAWHOOOAWHOOOOOOOOAAAAA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

usual busyness

you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

Way to give away the plot of the new movie

now what'll I go and see at the cinema?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Hellboy 2.

You know you want to.

edit: bye all

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

ooooo,

ok then

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

heheh

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

Eyyyyyyy proper good, like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

...wha....eh....waa....gaa....

woah

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

< - points both ways - >

*click*
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

Hahaha... lovely :D

*cracks open the buckie*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

hahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

nice!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

hahaha

I love this more than I can say.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

i could watch this all day.

even though I don't know who that is.

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zog why change it now?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

This is fantastic!

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JimM, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

Er... RIS

It's nicely animated, but am I missing something?

(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

I'll get Ood, my pretty

and your little dog, too

It's mutster101's fault.
www.b3ta.com/board/8310373

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

I wish people would stop showing me Ood

because their faces remind me of stuff that I don't really want to think about.

This is well done though! One of my favouritest ever films.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

spaghetti?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

did you say

BEANS?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

OH fuck you.

And no.

(edit: this was meant to come out decidedly more playful)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

I'm bringing beans for christmas.
lots and lots of beans

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Beans dribbling over an old man's cock?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

right

that's just too far

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

Anal beads

or beans

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

Winnah!

Anal Beans!

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

Beanz Meanz

Rectal trauma and bleeding.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

Well if

you don't take them out of the tin first...

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

What HHave you got against old men keeping chickens?

And Cockerells?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

That was

a horrible image.

No biscuit for you.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

no thanks, I just ate

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

i've told you before, i'm already taken

;)

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Cthulhu?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

I thought that.

Also: Good afternoon, sexy.

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Coming up: Hello to you too, dashing young man.

But first the blacky weather report will Ollie:
"IT'S GOAN RAIN!"

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

ITS RAININ SIDEWAYS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

And now over to our live correspondant Trisha Takinawa...

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

FHTAGN

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

a really ragged mimsy?

of an old gypsy lady

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Yes

Have you seen the same ill advised video I have?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

~~linky~~ never mind actually

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

Lawks.

Is that what video you're linking to in your sig?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

trampocalypse now

ultimate naked tramp fighting.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

zoidberg?

i65.photobucket.com/albums/h210/monstrinho/zoidberg.jpg

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

\o/

I love that one. :D

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

would

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

vaginal prolapse?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

argh

I'm so proud of this thread. :D

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

www2.tky.3web.ne.jp/~shio/gta/gtasa/s_prolaps.jpg :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Oh GOD.

That's one of the most awful things I've ever seen!

The vivid, hideous colours! :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

haha

bet you have a snazzy new next gen console.

/owns a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. shit graphics, fun games

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

Hurrah!

No. In fact I also own a Wii. I also bought a PSP so I could play LocoRoco.
I am not a big fan of these fancy new consoles with all the graphicals.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

get No More Heroes

best stupid fun game ever. but get the 'merkin version with the blood.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

Downtown Los Santos FTW :D

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

exploding mimsy mayhem?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Please,

this isn't the place to post photos of Catherine Tate.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

HAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Aww, she's not so bad.

*runs for cover* ;)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Who said that?

You, or the missus?

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

It's always the missus, these days!

Ishy hasn't posted since 2004. :)

And hello!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

Hi!

*waves*

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

I have joined the Chortleberry

It is good.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

Hooray!

I saw your pictures. :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

\o/

Let the joy commence!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

Damn.

I can't beat up a woman :[

Hello ^_^

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ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

*smack

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

I just accidentally clicked on a random 'I lik this!' as I scrolled up the board

fortunately it turned out to be your post where you said you hate Chris Moyles, so that's OK.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

Fuck yeah.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

who doesn't hate chris moyles?

even the team who works with him would gladly stab him with a sharp building

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

Wouldn't - Would?

* did I say that the wrong way round?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

You have to admit, Toto's a looker.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

I missed it this week

I must watch it tonight!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

I liked it

Though I may be the only one on the internets who did. Dunno.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

All I saw was Catherine Tate going:

"An Ood? They turned him into an Ood? An Ood? An Ood. Ood."

Do they hire the website YTMND to do the script writing or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

god i can just imagine how fucking thick she sounds saying ood

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

*backs away slowly*

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)

she angers me

ANGERS I SAY!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

More than Chris Moyles?

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

'bout equal

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

If they had a child

would you kill it with a hammer?

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

with 2 hammers

and a cannon

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)

I say

You're very well-armed!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

legs too

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:58, archived)

argh

*spangs*

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

You want Ood?

www.toyville.co.uk/spring01.htm

Warning : It may just be toys but still kinda NSFW...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

'S'n'ood?

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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Ood dat den?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

Oody Garland

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

Please tell me that's not the filename!!!!!

*checks* phew!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)

It almost was. We've all had a very lucky escape.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Yes!

*puts spangang pan to rest*

Very lucky....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

yay!

*accepts blame*

*considers doing Robin Ood later*

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:54, archived)

Do it. I dare you.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

it's more an 'if i get time' than 'if i can be arsed'

but expect me to be a one-man ood bandrollerskater* for a couple of days

*like a bandwagon, only much much smaller

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)

....and if you want a good spanging?

:P
Others?
The ood the bad and the ugly
the ood couple
winnie the pood
ood where's my car
the (h)ood (from Thunderbirds)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

the ood couple's already bindun

not by me.

*bookmarks list* ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

Eeeeek!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

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mongychops, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

pfffft

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

*Searches Amazon*

*finds piranha*

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

arf!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

pffft

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Bindu... what? No! Really!

Hahahahahahahaha well spotted that Mongychops!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

well it turns out i have a face book page

i'd forgot i'd signed up

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mongychops, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

ooh add me add me

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

i have no idea how it works

(

mongychops, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

ooh add me add me

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

add me! add me!

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)

Chapter 1:

*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*
*poke*
*poke back*

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

Chapter 2:

I received an Vampire Zombie invite. I ignored it.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Chapter 3: I spied on a female friends conversation

But he's talking on her wall but she's replying to him with Private Messages. I bet she's fucking him.

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

Chapter 4: I look through "wall to wall" posts between a girl I fancy and her best friend

to see if she mentions me or even alludes to my existence. I look through many posts before I realise I have gone back so far I'm reading posts from before she even met me. I stop.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Hahaha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

Hahaha

*pokes*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Me likey

...a lotty.

(

Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

pfffttt....

nothing more
nothing less
just a little pfffttt...
with digital spittle
:)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

Facewhat?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

Horrex

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

I love it when a pearost comes together

(ormondroyd, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Breakfast - slightly undercooked

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

eeew!

chicken monthlies

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mr spoons, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

I have No knowledge of that which you reference

Chicken: I am familiar with the concept
Monthlies; Not a clue, is it something to do with the lunar cycle?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

i like the idea that chickens are purely conceptual. :)

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mr spoons, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Conceptual Chicken cost less to run

And ones servants advise they are easier to peel

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

Hahaha

what a hat

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

Prithee, good Sire/Madame/othere

Canne thyff creayshun be milkéd?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

There's something wrong with mine as well...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

slurp

nyom nyom nyom
GASP!
Woo brekky + ET (Extra Tentacles!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

End of day doodle.

Don't make her angry.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

Meth teeth

'n' Tits
Niiiice

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

and Nice Pance

I like

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

big neck

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

it's going to be hard to get a balaclava to fit

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Weetobix, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

oh aye

sorry JJ

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Hah :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

did you ever do that thing we discussed?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

*ears prick up*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

I've forgotten.

What did we discuss?
If it was that thing with the pole; we can't. Buying that much cream in one go would look suspicious.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

"It's just nice to get some mail for once.

Apart from, well you know who you are. And I tried it and it was ghastly."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

Stephen Fry - QI?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

No thank you i've just eaten.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

not if we got other people to do the buying

*taps side of nose*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

*turns tap*
*profits*

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

I like the real cat

that is being held by the weird girlcat thing. Perhaps you could dedicate an entire drawing to such an anatomically correct kitty?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

^this

that real cat is fantastic

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

YOU

DISGUST ME

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Sorry.

:(

I wish I could have normal desires.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

You have desires for cats?

Freak.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

All our base are belong to him though.

Why fight it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

GOOD EVENING GENTLE-YIFFERS

night b3ta - 10k extravaganza tomorrow ;(

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

GOOD EVENING TRIPRODENT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

JKL

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

All base

except for Homebase. I'm just not interested in acquiring that.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

I have base.

Tis little lady base. I use it for keeping the mans under control.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

Is it some kind of playmobil island base?

With pirates and treehouses and cannon?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

OMG

Anthea Turner made it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

She's a domestic goddess.

Every house should have one.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

If my house has one am I allowed to hire it out

to horny men for cash?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

HELLOES

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

HUM

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

nearly there

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Captain Tracey "WoW" Lady Island

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)

Exactly that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

"When I am Jenny I have extrodinary powers.

If I half close my eyes and stare very hard, i'm able to understand and appreciate a lot of modern art I used to consider rubbish. My movements are much more regular than I have any right to expect and I seem to have no trouble at all programming the video correctly.

Oh and I can fly, make myself invisible, throw my voice and see through things."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

Lucky you.

I don't know why you're not Jenny all the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

I don't think I've got the legs for it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

Have you got the legs for anything?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Swift and painful kicks to the genitals.

And serial walking. (Yes I said walking)

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

Sounds exciting.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Is it?

I've always preferred smell.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

Do your legs smell exciting?

I can't tell from here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

They whiff of fragrant adventure and untold heroism.

And Jazz.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

My dad sometimes wears that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

There's an aftershave called Jazz?

*googles*
That's a terrible name for a cologne, I don't see how a mere smell could be equivalent to Jazz. Unless it smells like strobe lighting.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

It's alright.

Not overly nice.

Paco Rabanne XS is my favourite but my ex wears it so now I can't smell it without being reminded of Crowley obsessed cock ends.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)

Being both young and a hermit, I can't say I have much experience with aftershaves.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

You should wear it though.

Well, I like a man in aftershave, it's one of the few nods to personal grooming that I'm in favour of men doing.

Not that you're trying to pull me or anything, but you might want to have a girl at some point.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)

So do you have Jazz mAgs?

Ronnie peterson will be so jealous

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oh meow.

Purr purr purr.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

EEP!

Nice kitty! Do you want some cream?

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

I'll try not to...
STRING!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

you saw vic reeves in canterbury?

Ive seen him and bob in dymchurch
and paul o grady in waitrose in hythe

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

Horay for celeb hunting

Let's have a parteee

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

*hides from*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

yeah...

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

rrrrraaaaaaaa!

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Jesus!

Someone please have sex with this man!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

*Gets out the bunny ears and prosthetic tits*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

Hehehe

Also ... text on a popularpage?!
:O

Repost thread?

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

Shit, tries to find pic!

/ninja'd

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

man tries to bite dog

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Goat tries to fly pig

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

see goat fly

goatse?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

*hides*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

There's no shame in it.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

rape!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

*likes*

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

damn!

you consenters always ruin it for me.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

repost thread you say...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

Hahaha

I still love this!

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

Dice in the Mir?

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Yay!

Click for bigger

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

98.4% of ace

that's a very familiar face. Who am it? Will I kick myself when you tell me?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

It's a friend of mine, but Tom O'Bedlam said she looks like Emma Watson.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

Emma Watson?

Works upstairs in accounts?
No way

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

no the just legal one from harry potter

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

Would

Wood

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

looks a bit like tanya robinson

NSFW
cache.fleshbot.com/assets/resources/2007/03/2007_03_01_tanyarobinson.jpg

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

mmmmmm

lovely norks

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

~~lovely~~
fake/fake looking.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)

would

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Just Did

Just

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

This is VERY lovely!

She has smashing hair!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

I agree, in fact the title on dA is "Kate has fantastic hair"

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

May I keep her?

Is she house trained?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

She is, but she'd most likely scratch up your sofa to irritate you.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Well that'd earn her a spanking.

*drifts off into daydream*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

Hahahah, keep dreaming!

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

That's lully!

and looks just like my mate!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

would

/ac.

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

SHE'S ONLY 14 or 15!

so I suggest you take that back O_o

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Still though. Would.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

old enough to bl....

I'l stop there

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

If there's grass on the Wicket

It's time to play...
No you're right
We'll feed it for another year and see if it sprouts

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

and she has no teeth

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

All the better

Spluffs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

You say that like its a bad thing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

haha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

She's 16 soon.

I shouldn't say that.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO REPOST!!!11!!!11

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

I haven't seen this one before

But it's fantastic :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

the text comment on the popular page is /talk trolling.

I don't know why they bother.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

because that's what trolling is about

they're probably high fiving each other as we speak

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

Joins the roasting of peas

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Not sure what all the text is about? *joins in regardless*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Sweeeet!

*clicks*

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Accidental reply in new thread

I blame the trolls, they made me do it*

*lies

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

This

still freaks me out!

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

QUAAIIIIDDD....

Start the reactor......

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

Moyyyyles

Shut the F up

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

Pearoastage

(

Bananiel, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Aww

^_^

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

This is what happens when you sniff instead of blowing your nose when you have a cold

FACT!

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

Awww

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

don't you know there's a war on!?

(

mr spoons, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

Hahhaahaha

I fucking want one of these, does he do herbal?

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

He coughs them up occasionally yes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

*office lols*

I really didn't see that coming ...... oh dear.

:P

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

oof!

i bet that tastes salty

(

mr spoons, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

Well since everyone else is doing it

Miniature chocolate covered ice creams are yay.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

/sympathy smiley

lol

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Probably bindun...

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

Hahaha!

Mendacity, Mendacity!

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

I hate him

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

I hate Victoria Beckham.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

I hate Noel Edmonds.

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

I hate Chris Moyles

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

I hate Paris Hilton

whilst we're on a rant

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

So what first attracted you to the Millionairess Paris Hilton?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

I dreamt about her last night

We were lying on the floor of a drum n bass club. Lying to our left was my mate tom, and on our right Jeremy Clarkson wearing nothing but boxer shorts with his leg in a cast. TRUE STORY.

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

Leave my mate niel alone

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

I hate cottage cheese

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

I hate

Phil twatting Jupitus!!!!!!

(

Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

I like Chinese...

... They only come up to your knees,
but they're wise, and they're witty and they're...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

...ready to please.

I hate 27 year old white middle class male scientists. The cocks.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

thank fuck i'm 28

i don't like being hated

(

boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

I've only got a year left

before I stop hating myself.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

I hate white, middle-class 29 year old scientists

I may quit science soon so I can avoid a year of self-loathing.

(

boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

How many middle class male scientists are actually on b3ta?

I'm still a student, so I don't count. Doubly because I do psychology ;-P

(

Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

I've got no idea

I'm not sure I want to know, the answers might disturb me. There's quite a few though.

(

boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

PAH!

There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater
you keep it in your refridgerator
it’s not really a cheese it’s a residue
ah but a residue that’s good for you.

Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.

Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
R&M FTW!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

Well, it doesn't please me

nice poem, though :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

the smell of reeves and mortimer

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

But there's a darker side to cottage cheese, and here's Bob to tell you...

...VOODOO!!!

I loved the smell of Reeves & Mortimer

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

mades a desktop

Click for big

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charlie?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

I did try to reply here

See above!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

Went straight to DVD apparently...

(

Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

S-S-S-S-Saigon

Wasn't really sure what was going on

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

dang, that's a tune I haven't heard in a while

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

It's a top tune

as was that Rory Bremner spoof version

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

I'm now playing the original :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

pffft

Well done. Have a biscuit :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

Goooood morning Vietnimh!

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

yay

and also woo

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

nobody i ever speaks to remembers this film!

woo

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

don't trust the two-legged ghost dog.

Taking the 2-legged ghost dog with you once is a simple mistake...

Click for bigger (180KB)

...but twice is just being stupid.

Click for bigger (256KB)

when will people learn?

(TheUnlightableBarenessOfMeat is ambivalent about Marmite., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

I don't think all the orange people are going to fit in that shuttle

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

It's a trick of perspective.

The shuttle is big but very far away. The orange people are small but very close by.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

With a hole in the middle

to see the shuttle through.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Precisely.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

did you draw dinosaurs jousting?

or have I missed it?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

I'm working on it.

I'll send you a private message with a preview.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

wicked

ta

:)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

Also, I wouldn't like to be one of the ones without a helmet

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Helmets are overrated.

Just put a paper bag over your head.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

as it turned out

didn't make much difference

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

How very odd

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

2-legged ghost dog can go wherever the fuck he wants!

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Except a convention for 3 legged dogs.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

You can be the one to tell him he can't

I'm staying well clear.

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

The most elitist of all clubs

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

Funny story...

I always assumed the challenger crew were killed instantly & wouldnt have known what hit them, but apparently the piloting module survived the initial explosion and they spent a couple of minutes falling to their deaths.

Wait, thats not funny, thats not funny at all...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

*develops conspiracy theory involving

motorbikes, a Fiat Panda, the grassy knoll, aliens and the CIA*

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

I wish to subscribe to your blog and/or newsletter

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

Can't produce a blog and/or newsletter

in case "THEY" try to read my mind. I've developed a way of typing on B3ta which doesn't allow the mice people to hack into my bank account and steal my wheat.

*dons tin foil hat*

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)

No wonder that woman drove halfway across America constantly shitting herself into an adult nappy.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

that was an odd story, wasn't it.

poor crazy lady (and poor crazy-lady-prey people)

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

Are you a pirate?

CFB

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Not today.

I have a pirate T-shirt, but I'm not wearing it at the moment.
That is one tiny pupil.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

balls?

(Drew Badly Fiction section, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

It's full of hate.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

It's gaze follows me around the room!

*fears*

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Pfffft ...

"Gays"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

I once went to a seminar called 'return of the gaze'....

LOLZ

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

I'm assuming this was your second visit?

_{don't kill me, please.}

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

*sharpens killing knives*

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

O_O

^{*holds cushion in front of face as protection*} I suppose it would've been worse if you'd chosen the butter knives.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

~~worse~~

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

I meant it!

It would take AGES and would probably maul me up good n proper.

So umm, quick one through the heart please?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

Was it a hypnotist convention?

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

Sorry for the TJ, but:

I reinstalled Windows and now it's exclaiming I have no sound device. WHAT DO I DO? :(

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

Mime

/sorry

Did you upgrade the sound card etc? do you need to install the sound card drivers from a source disk, or indeed upgrade the drivers you have online?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

If it's not an integrated sound card

you might need to reinstall the drivers/etc for it.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

I spent two years at pirate school

but dropped out to pursue a career in beekeeping.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

You were in it for the Honey, weren't you

*cue Bee puns*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Oh beehave.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Buzz off

/can't be arsed blog

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

The eye is telling you all...

to give Face some feedback about her first EVER new thread ^_^

I know it's lame and for that, I apologise.

AFTERNING!

^{/tactless plug}

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

OH GOD I DON'T KNOW, STOP HYPNOTISING ME

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

BD?

(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

How would I know if that person's got a big dick?

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

It's a chick

it's got feathers

(

MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

pluck it!

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

cock off

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Your poultry attempts to abuse me have no effect

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

You're just chicken.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

now now

no need to get teste

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

O_O

ok, now I feel that I can get away with making the "no more tears" equivalent of this :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAH LEPROSY

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

LEPROSY LOL

is what you are looking for

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

loldiseases will be the new bandwagon

if i'm wrong, i'll eat my shoes

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

foot in mouth disease lol

(

MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

/takes bet

/makes lolherpes post
/fails

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

/puts shoes back on

/breathes sigh of relief

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

HALITOSIS LOL

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

War would be a lot less nasty if I were in charge...

Also a lot more gay.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

hosepipes can do this

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

I read that as

Herpes can do this!

(

GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

I read it as

"Help help there are spiders on my cock and I can't stop spluffing!"

Teh GUSH!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

I smell a movie deal...

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

Starring Adam Sandler

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

"Arachnophilia"

(

Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha!

This!

*stars in*

6. Profit!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

tickle much?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

Of course.

In a giggly way.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

It's not much fun, soft cock. It is like trying to tighten up a screw with a maggot. And keeping the lob in a sexy twat - that is very tricky.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

I don't think I fully understood this

but I'd like to.

I got the first bit, but 'keeping the lob in a sexy twat'...is that a lob-on? and why is it hard (if you'll excuse the phrasing) to keep that in sexy bits? surely the problem would be the other way, albeit for a very short time?

(

*SUPERMEGAGIANTGLOMP*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

Aww, pity be a fine thing ;)

*enjoys glomps*

(

it wasn't a pity glomp Jess

i just hadn't given you a proper greeting yet

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

It's a quote from Jam about 'The Gush'.

It is to be said in a Dutch accent.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

I feel lost and still don't understand

Edit: Having looked that up I now sort of understand, and have discovered the origins of one of my favourite tv shows (not because I particularly liked all the sketches, but because I liked what they were trying to do, and a fair few worked really well for me :D).

(

it's a sketch show.

there was a disease called "the gush" where porn stars came and just kept coming, until they ran out of spluff and sparted spunking blood and organs and died.

After that, the only safe way to make porn was soft-cock porn, where you don't get aroused, and apparently it was tricky at best.
but then you know that

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Thank you kind sir!

(

Blue Jam FTW

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

he jangled his chain, and farted incomprehensibly

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

It can,

but it's a bit a an ordeal for all concerned.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

I WANT ONE

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

ME TOO!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

My cock ejaculates happiness

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

Me 2

------

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

Girl cocks don't ejaculate

it's just all day orgasms

(

i've seen movies

that say you're lying

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

^ This

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

it's a very strange movie

just a guy sitting there saying "jessie's lying"

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

Yeah? well I live off the royalties from that piece of crap

Who's laughing now mink-boy!

(

HAHAHAHAHA

ooh, it's me

=P

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

Ah well

Add the 2 together and you get the squelchy fun, YAY.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

This is why you can't drive.

Orgasams while trying to reverse-parallel park is not a great combination.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

The only black guy on b3ta?

(

tis a gayers gun

it should shoot beer!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

and... what kind of beer?

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

EVERY kind of beer!

yey!!!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

\o/ that's the best brand of all!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Weather control superweapon?

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

Would we all stop for tea and biscuits?

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

I'm going to make myself a cup of tea now!

I hope you're happy.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

ecstatic!

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Do you put the milk in first or second?

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

Depends

If I'm stood around in the kitchen waiting for the kettle to boil then I might put the milk in with the tea bag.

More often than not I put milk in last. It brews a stronger cup that way.

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

second

or the shotgun kills you

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

hahaha! most splendid

i could do with one, i've just spend a couple of wonderful hours with this lot

why are you looking at a picture of my pensioners.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

Because I find each and every one of them very sexy indeed.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

this lot would run you ragged

god only knows what they are taking.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

It fires

gayness

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

Did these ages ago....

..but only just been able to see well enough to use the scanner recently....I know they're shit..

cfb

cfb

They're certainly not deserving of a new thread each....and incidentally the last is a little homage to a song by the wonderful Jonathan Coulton and if uou aren't familiar with his work already give him a go...

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

#2 is woo

(

Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

I like the middle one best.

*fwaps*

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

I like them because they are good

*cleek*

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

bottom one is very good

middle one reminds me of killerkitti

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

dare I ask

if that's a good thing? Bad thing? Or jsut a thing thing?

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

search for killrtkitti and see for yourself

it's a good thing

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

I know of whom you speak...

I was just fission for compliments

I am so....so...sorry

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

Get more confidence you stupid tit!

These are very good.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

I've tried...

..but i can never find it in Tescos...

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

Tesco value confidence?

I'm sure they sell it.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

I've heard

it comes in a 4-pack

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

You have a different definition

of "not deserving a new thread" than I have.

(

boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha!

Ikea

The bottom one is ace! *cleek!*

(

Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

i love number two, Doms ftw

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

10/10

for Thor

(

thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

I invented* a joke today...

all my work mates called me a loser so I thought I'd test it on you.

A scientist refused to share his idea for creating an energy source that generated more energy than what was initially there until some said how nice he was...

He was fission for compliments.

(insert drum roll)

*well I think I invented it but I wouldn't be surprised if it has been done before
.

(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

RUN

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

Whoops!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

I sooo want to put an andrex roll around the neck

(

Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

theres nothing in the faq relevant to this

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

at this moment, b3ta has reached

a zero point in posting quality

*cough*

Try the veal

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

I think the word you're looking for love is "nadir"

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

no, definately "zero point"

in keeping with the original post

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

Oh.

*feels stupid and losess teh abilitye to typE*

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

oh noes!

don't lose the ability to type

that would stop you being able to post on b3ta

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

Pfffft!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

heh

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

Hahahahahaha

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

ha ha ha ha ha ha

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

What you need is

a zero point energy field manipulator

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

nah, what i want is

Fish shaped crackers
Fish shaped candies
Fish shaped solid waste
Fish shaped dirt
Fish shaped ethyl benzene
Two cups rhubarb, sliced
2/3 cup granulated rhubarb
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire
One large rhubarb
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

YOU FOOL! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

And even I don't know what's going on outside

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

i LIKE THIS

sounds like a devious plan!

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

oh my

you haven't seen cake recipies?

the cake is a lie

(now I want some cake)

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

stop saying cake

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

there is no cake

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

this cake was a triumph

i'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

/talk is ----> that away

you are a chemistry teacher aicmfp

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

Physics surely?

Chemistry teachers usually do the one about mercury coming from HG Wells.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

nah

physics teachers don't make jokes

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

I am in Aurum of this joke

you have to Agree it takes a silver tongue to make such comments

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

oops!

talk is thataway

(

Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

*waits for picture to load*

*waits*
*waits*
*looks at watch*
*waits*
*etc*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

sorry

I'm creating pictures in your mind.

(mainly of me getting my head kicked in by angry b3tans)

(kintore_homeboy tenuous links since 1986!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

OH CHRIST!

The faildar! It's detecting huge and possibly fatal amounts of raw fail!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

I'm a noob

But even I know that you've done a wrong'un

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GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

ha ha!

Best comment I've seen today!

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Why would the drum roll come after the punchline?

Have this to fill the void -

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

gormet pringles?

waaaa?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

Ahahahaha!

GET 'IM, JESUS!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

oh man, jesus is looking pissed!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

Hehe

Wunderbar!

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

Oh shit, here comes jesus!

*looks busy*

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

LOL

Tell me again, human

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

LOSER

You've lost your image!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

Oh hai

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

You are a fucking loser!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

RIS? Try reading the news.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

hmmmm interesting

European game ratings face update

European video game ratings systems need to be beefed up says the European Commission.

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

They'll have to pry my copy of Ninja Lesbians Prison Riot from my cold dead slightly deformed hands

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Brown defends U-turn on 10p tax

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

ARFAGE

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

WASTING POSTS

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

BOY FUCKS WHEAT

WHAT'S THE FUCK CRAZY BOY!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

I don't need to read the news

Everything I know about the world comes from b3ta.

Worryingly, thats true.

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

yes

worryingly, I also learn what happens in the world from b3ta

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

And it's usually in the form of edgy photoshop images

many of which cross boundries that should never really be contemplated.

Far more interesting than real life :)

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

yes, quite

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

oops miscounted

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

huzzah!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

ebay sues craiglist?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

ffs

i've played gta near most of my life and ive turned out alright.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

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