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TBL I posted this on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:21,
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Tasty!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:25,
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Terrence the Cuddly Lion likes this.
Edit: As indeed do I, btw!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:25,
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Woo!LIQUIDATE!!! LIQUIDATE!!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:29,
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ooh thats very goodclick
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:33,
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oh that's very nice
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:38,
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Anyone see this in the Metro this morning?
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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I hate the saying 'credit crunch'it doesnt fucking mean anything, its a recession not a 'credit crunch'.
EDIT: sorry how rude, morning grump mode off. Wttp :)
(EDIT: sorry how rude, morning grump mode off. Wttp :)
Victor Meldrew,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:12,
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Me too!It's not that it doesn't mean anything as it's been given meaning. It's just everything has to has it's buzzword to make it sound cool in the media.
It's a recession. It is in no way cool, stop trying to market it!
(It's a recession. It is in no way cool, stop trying to market it!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:13,
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sound cook?what's that? Did I miss the latest buzz phrase memo?
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:17,
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*whistles innocently**steps away from the ninja*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:19,
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why I oughta...you pesky kids and your cool editing skills. *shakes fist*
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:20,
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Baby P caught credit crunch at Jade Goody's funeral while riding a whale with John PeelA friend of mine said he doesnt go out much these days because of the credit crunch...he lives with his parents *Face-slap*
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:17,
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Its my favourite breakfast cereal Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:15,
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It means that the LIBID (London Interbank Bid Rate )is too high. No bank will lend another any money, credit dries up and money stops sloshing about the system.
That's the "Credit Crunch". Credit being stopped and you need money to make money. Northern rock wasn’t that fucked; but as soon as there was a run on the bank it all went tits up. This happened around the same time as the CDO crash. If the credit market would open up things would get better sooner. But you'd be stupid to lend to someone who may go tits up at any mo. Cos they need credit :)
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:26,
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That's the "Credit Crunch". Credit being stopped and you need money to make money. Northern rock wasn’t that fucked; but as soon as there was a run on the bank it all went tits up. This happened around the same time as the CDO crash. If the credit market would open up things would get better sooner. But you'd be stupid to lend to someone who may go tits up at any mo. Cos they need credit :)
I am aware of all this.But that's no longer the case. Credit Crunch has gone on to mean recession.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:30,
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There is no recession.keep on saying that.
There is no recession.
There is no recession.
There is no recession.
Is it true yet?
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:31,
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There is no recession.
There is no recession.
There is no recession.
Is it true yet?
The credit crunch caused the recession
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:33,
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no, this isn't right eitherThe credit crunch and the recession are two different things, and each one fueled and exacerbated the other.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:46,
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Arse-cancer fuels Swine FeverFACT.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:51,
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What a pair of no-good bums they are!Not an ashtray in sight...
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:16,
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"credit crunch"The people who lent money to others to buy goods and houses, suddenly stopped lending that money and have spent it themselves (buying gold and oil etc)
Mainly the Chinese and Russian Govts and middle eastern oil states
(Mainly the Chinese and Russian Govts and middle eastern oil states
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:53,
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words and pictures?yes, I see them in a lot of papers ;)
nicely, btw :)
There's a nice little discussion going on about it on radio 2 right now
(nicely, btw :)
There's a nice little discussion going on about it on radio 2 right now
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:13,
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Sorta reminds me of just after 9/11 when I worked near Tower Bridge.Within a day of it happening there were laminated A4 printed adverts on the railing by the station offering biochemical gasmasks for £200.
Souless fucktards.
EDIT: Sounds like music to me.
(Souless fucktards.
EDIT: Sounds like music to me.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:16,
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Fear is the main tool used in every advert.It's an excellent business model.
From insurance to bleach, fashion to music.
"Keeping up with the Joneses" was the best phrase for capitalism ever coined.
(From insurance to bleach, fashion to music.
"Keeping up with the Joneses" was the best phrase for capitalism ever coined.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:20,
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What about adverts you see for 'Kittens free to good home'? riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:24,
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Well that's where conditioning comes inYou know deep down that if you don't go and get those kittens they will be in a tesco bag floating down the nearest river/canal by Sunday evening.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:26,
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Are you suggesting I have carrier bagged kittens in me?!That reminds me. What a fucktard. There was a guy in the queue this morning and quite happily accepted a carrier band for his newspaper!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:28,
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The swineI bet he is the sort of person to stuff it behind the nearest bench in the hope that it will magically disappear instead of recycling it properly...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:33,
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I have to buy a load of pastries every morningand obviously I pup them in the plakky bags they have by the pastries. When I go to check out they always try and get me to put these in carrier bags and I always have to explain that they're already in one.
One woman won't even leave it at that. She tells me that they break and I explain that I've been doing it for years and have never had that problem.
I'm guessing she's basing this on the fact that she once saw a broken one rather than any actual research carried out on the subject.
(One woman won't even leave it at that. She tells me that they break and I explain that I've been doing it for years and have never had that problem.
I'm guessing she's basing this on the fact that she once saw a broken one rather than any actual research carried out on the subject.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:37,
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Maybe she has a phD on the subject?Her thesis would have been "Processing and characterization of polymer based composite carrying devices with superior impact resistance" which would also explain why she is now working in a shop...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:44,
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Speaking of all things Terror/fear, has this been done yet?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:30,
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*respectful applause*That's class, sir.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:31,
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it seemed a bit too obvious:)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:34,
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Ah, but - hide in plain sight, eh?;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:39,
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ArrrghThat's the one. Simple and on the money.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:48,
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very good*panic buys*
also- lunch times!
(also- lunch times!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:15,
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*gets you bacon & egg croissant from Pret*There you go, lovely.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:20,
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Very niceI just love the whole 'Recession? No money? Never mind, go on holiday' thing
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:16,
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I'm more of the school of thought ofRecession? No money? Soddit lets go for a picnic. Coz daisy chains don't cost anything:D *yays*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:19,
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I've got a video called Daisy Chain.I reckon it cost a bit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:20,
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Daisy chainNot daisy chaining:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:25,
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Recession? No money?Sell a kidney :)
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:22,
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Sensible policies for a better Britain. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:27,
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haha!Of course, the pharma industry is actually pretty well insulated against recession.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:45,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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Ah so you're coming to the bash bbq then?:Pwoo
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:11,
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I will see closer to the date.But I am jolly inneressid.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:17,
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OhI thought that's what you were saying in the image:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:27,
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Is there a bash going on, Ghostie? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:28,
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YesIt's on an oil rif in the North Sea.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:38,
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Is that just one chord? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:41,
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Goth? Moi?Hahahaha
Innit?
Was listening to it today - ace tune.
(Innit?
Was listening to it today - ace tune.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:16,
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i likes thisplus the pearl jam song is awesome.
i think you should do a strip with several of these
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:06,
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i think you should do a strip with several of these
2012 Olympics money saving idea
No need for big expensive stadiums
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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get this on Dragon's Den asap! adn they can also generate the power to run the lights too!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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It would be much more entertaining this way.They could slowly increase the speed. Anyone who couldn't keep up would fall off the back, preferably into a pit of spikes.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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Sucks to be the guy that can't keep up.That is exactly the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.
(,
Tue 28 Apr 2009, 5:46,
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this is awesome :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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... which doesn't seem to exist any more... or I'm confused in the headanyway - I agree; the money set aside for the Olympics should be redistributed as international aid.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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Bread and circuses? ("panem et circenses" -- Juvenal)(wikipedia), but you might have been thinking of something else...
( Bee Nice |-|,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:04,
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That's just crazy enough to work. Quick, phone up Sebastian Coeand call him a cunt
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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That's SIR cnut to you! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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Hahaha
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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Haha!Excellent work :D
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:00,
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I like the thoughtthat if one of them didn't run fast enough they'd fall off the back
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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haha!Needs a big brake for comedy flying-athlete purposes :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:02,
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hahaha excellenttj: anyone good at PHP? I need a function to generate 5 (say) random unique numbers
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:07,
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that's Numberwang! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:00,
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Feel free to change rand() to the random function of your choice.$numbers = array();
while (count($numbers) < 5) $numbers[rand()] = count($numbers);
$numbers = array_flip($numbers);
(while (count($numbers) < 5) $numbers[rand()] = count($numbers);
$numbers = array_flip($numbers);
benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:28,
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clevar(as long as range of my_rand >> 5, and don't even think of using it to generate a big permutation :-)
EDIT: Haaang onn... I don't think that works? What if rand() does return the same result twice: you'll get two entries in $numbers with the same value (of count), and then array_flip will choose the later one, and count($numbers) will now be 4. Surely?
I think you want:
$numbers = array();
while (count($numbers) < 5) $numbers[rand()] = 1;
$numbers = array_keys($numbers);
(But I've never written a line of PHP in my life before, so it's your risk :-) *gazzes Mighty Nibus & benryves*
(EDIT: Haaang onn... I don't think that works? What if rand() does return the same result twice: you'll get two entries in $numbers with the same value (of count), and then array_flip will choose the later one, and count($numbers) will now be 4. Surely?
I think you want:
$numbers = array();
while (count($numbers) < 5) $numbers[rand()] = 1;
$numbers = array_keys($numbers);
(But I've never written a line of PHP in my life before, so it's your risk :-) *gazzes Mighty Nibus & benryves*
Bee Nice |-|,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:16,
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Sorry,you're correct. If using the count() method to set the array value using a random key you'd need to remove the old value first in case of duplicates, which sort of defeats the point of the exercise.
I forgot about array_keys(), your method should work.
(I forgot about array_keys(), your method should work.
benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:08,
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Oh no, another bug:Nibus, do you wish to treat the chosen values as an ordered sequence, or as a set? If you treat them a sequence, the code snippet is probably still wrong:
The definition of array_keys (http://uk.php.net/function.array-keys) does not specify the order in which it lists the keys.
It is perfectly legal, and (imho) quite likely, for the implementation to always return the keys in some particular order (for example: in numerical order of their hash-values). This would mean that if the five chosen numbers were (say) 32, 55, 12, 10, 65, then they would ONLY EVER be returned in that order. You would simply never ever see 55, 12, 10, 65, 32. In other words: not very random! They might even be sorted numerically. They might be sorted on some platforms, and not on others. It might change when you upgrade to a new version of PHP. Awoooga! Awooga! Don't go there.
I'll have a go at a new code snippet...
...Here:
Fun this, isn't it!
*gazzes MN and br again*
"The late Roger Needham once remarked that ‘optimisation is the process of
taking something that works and replacing it with something that almost works,
but is cheaper’." ["Optimised to fail: Card readers for online banking"]
(The definition of array_keys (http://uk.php.net/function.array-keys) does not specify the order in which it lists the keys.
It is perfectly legal, and (imho) quite likely, for the implementation to always return the keys in some particular order (for example: in numerical order of their hash-values). This would mean that if the five chosen numbers were (say) 32, 55, 12, 10, 65, then they would ONLY EVER be returned in that order. You would simply never ever see 55, 12, 10, 65, 32. In other words: not very random! They might even be sorted numerically. They might be sorted on some platforms, and not on others. It might change when you upgrade to a new version of PHP. Awoooga! Awooga! Don't go there.
I'll have a go at a new code snippet...
...Here:
<?php
$have = array();
$sequence = array();
while (count($sequence) < 5) {
// pick a number
r = rand() % 1000; // (1000, or whatever upper limit)
if (! array_key_exists(r, $have)) {
// it's new, so remember we have it, and add to sequence
$have[r] = 1;
$sequence[count($sequence)] = r;
}
}
// your sequence is now stored in $sequence[0] to $sequence[4]
?>
Fun this, isn't it!
*gazzes MN and br again*
"The late Roger Needham once remarked that ‘optimisation is the process of
taking something that works and replacing it with something that almost works,
but is cheaper’." ["Optimised to fail: Card readers for online banking"]
Bee Nice |-|,
Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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That makes sense (though you'd need $r instead of r)!That said, rand()%$max is generally unwise as it skews the distribution. (rand()/getrandmax())*$max won't skew the distribution. PHP also provides a rand($min, $max) overload - I'm not sure which method that uses, but it's probably easier to use that!
( benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!,
Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:13,
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Gaaaahhhh!!! The more I look, the worse it gets!PHP:rand() says: "On some platforms (such as Windows), getrandmax() is only 32768."
WHAT??!!! That's like helpfully including free exploding poisoned razor blades with the programming language you ordered!
"... consider using mt_rand() instead."
It depends what you want the pseudo-randomness for, but if patterning will have a serious bad effect, you might want to use mt_rand() instead. Don't forget to think about how it is seeded, too!
(WHAT??!!! That's like helpfully including free exploding poisoned razor blades with the programming language you ordered!
"... consider using mt_rand() instead."
It depends what you want the pseudo-randomness for, but if patterning will have a serious bad effect, you might want to use mt_rand() instead. Don't forget to think about how it is seeded, too!
Bee Nice |-|,
Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:33,
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fantasticand really well done......wooooooooo:)
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 14:17,
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patent it, and you're on the fast track for the big money*cough*
( Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 15:08,
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I wonder if it would work with pole vaulting.WOOOOOOO!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:30,
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Andfit an alternator to the end to help with the energy crisis.
I reckon that's a winner.
(I reckon that's a winner.
social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 17:36,
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ha ha hait looks like they're running on bacon :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:58,
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Hahaha,they should stop it suddenly, and whoever flys furthest, wins.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:57,
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last one to fall off wins!have a big pool of gunge behind aswell
Mr Blooby and Noel Edmunds could present the whole thing.
Ace.
(Mr Blooby and Noel Edmunds could present the whole thing.
Ace.
Obz Click, ting, stamps,
Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:46,
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cockney cockend in cockney cockend outrage
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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Has there ever been a more gimpish, untalented one trick pony ever to grace ur scree....... Oh, Jason Statham.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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at least some of his tricksattempt to be impressive...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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you have a point there The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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Crank was an interesting pile to pass the timefor its ludicrousness if nothing else.
(Corrections to the above will be made and posted below by my team of proof readers).
They are over worked and very unhappy with their lives. :)
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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(Corrections to the above will be made and posted below by my team of proof readers).
They are over worked and very unhappy with their lives. :)
hahaha :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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personally, I blame the endless list of shite films he's made. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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nonsense, he's done some great stuff, like The Transpor...oh, wait, now I see your point Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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I was all excited about Death Race when it came outas I'm a big fan of the original. But, no. No. Why? No. Just wrong, all wrong.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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Only worth watching for McShane The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:45,
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See also:Everything with Ian McShane.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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hahaha, quite/although Deadwood had an impressive supporting cast
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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Yep, even Lovejoy. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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ah, that's true, he's likeable in it.but I found the concept annoyingly disloyal to the original and to the comic. Statham is becoming a symbol of low-budget action movies with poor script and plot, and with three compulsory scenes were he shows his muscles while doing pointless chin-ups.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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Tesco Value Van Damme? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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hahahaprecisely... or a Seagal duplicate sans ponytail.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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you've inadvertendly written his CV right there... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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I shudder to think which scripts he rejects. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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they kind of missed the point didn't they? monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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the content of the film would suggest that they didn't have it to begin with drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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there is a hard lesson which we all must learnremakes of well known films are seldom any good.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:49,
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I would agree with this.If they do a remake of the Man with Two Brains with Russel Brand, then I'm going to do my best to kill the human race off.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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if you could do thisBEFORE they make any such film that would be good.
Thanks.
(Thanks.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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i quite like Jason Stathamsilly films for when i'm in a silly mood.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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^thisthat american accent he tries to do in teh transporter series is just painful....
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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surely -teh "seemingly endless' transporter series?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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hehe, yup!the first, aside from stathams crappy accent, was passable, two was stupid and three was just plain appalling.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:38,
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He needs to finish the coursework to graduate from the Christian Bale School of gruff elocution The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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pffIt's no worse than an American actor trying to do a british accent
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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Exception: Robert Downey Jr.Thank the lord.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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Gary Oldman does a top notch American accent in Leon.So there are the odd exceptions that prove the rule.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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Quite so.he's also gloriously mad in that filum.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:54,
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in that most of his films
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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Verily, sir.You speak nought but truth herein.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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Daniel Day Lewis? BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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*ponders*Yep, I'd go with that, too.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:57,
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gertcha! let's all ave a right cockney tear up saahn. i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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office Proper Laugh!:D
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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Ha!I once saw one of his films, I think it was called "A right old barrel of cockney shananigans". It was shit.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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you must be fick or summinkit was called YOU FACKIN MUPPET
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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AVE A BANANA!knees up mavva brahhn
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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yor 'avin a larf ainchya?cor blimey luv a duck and so on and tediousness
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:39,
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then you need the new Danny Dyer bamboo support frameits lightweight, sturdy and folds away when not in use
( twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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More than you can possibly know, ma'am. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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imagine if you willthe bad bits of Eastenders condensed into human form... now remove the subtlety.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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those bits from the opening credits until the end credits The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:51,
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doof doof doof doofdoofdoofdoof BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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imagine if you willif a 4 year old was asked to pretend to be a grownup for money. Imagine the exaggerated and uninformed burblings and lack of finesse such a performance would likely entail... now take this image and replace the 4 year old with Danny Dyer and the grownup with "cockney geezer hardman wideboy gangster"
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:53,
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Ladies & Gentleman, if I may draw to your attention:Virgin 1, Wednesday at 22.00hrs:
"Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men".
Edit: Programme synopsis:
Actor Danny Dyer continues his series of interviews with some serious hard men, including gangsters, former terrorists and elite forces specialists.
Here he meets Barrington Patterson, renowned for his merciless approach to cage-fighting and kick-boxing and a man who has been known to seek the occasional street fight with hardcore football hooligans.
The martial arts legend also puts his skills to use by working as a doorman in his home town of Coventry.
Need we say more?
("Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men".
Edit: Programme synopsis:
Actor Danny Dyer continues his series of interviews with some serious hard men, including gangsters, former terrorists and elite forces specialists.
Here he meets Barrington Patterson, renowned for his merciless approach to cage-fighting and kick-boxing and a man who has been known to seek the occasional street fight with hardcore football hooligans.
The martial arts legend also puts his skills to use by working as a doorman in his home town of Coventry.
Need we say more?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:50,
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Edit: may be rescheduled for 5pm if Danny's Mum calls him in for his Teaedit: 'Barrington Patterson' sounds like a cohort of Chuffer Dandridge
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:52,
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Barrington Patterson?Yup, I'd learn cage fighting if that was my name
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55,
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*continues LOLing* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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Danny Dyer's Britain's Fightyest Nonces Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:56,
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Danny Dyer's Tumble Dryers The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:58,
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There's a whole image challenge brewing right here The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:59,
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Danny Dyer's Tall Church Spires J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:01,
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Danny Dyer's Electric Fires J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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Danny Dyer's Effusive Liars J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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Danny Dyer's Deep Fat Fryers i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:04,
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Danny Dyer's Redundant Squires J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:05,
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I'm loving these :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:06,
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Danny Dyer's Off-Key Choirs J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:08,
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Danny Dyer's Career Expires J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:10,
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He's a not-a-very-good-actor.Quite easy on the eye though.
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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He was in Human TrafficWhich was a very good film, and he did a good job in it. He might also have been in a football hooligan film - Football Factory? If it was him, he was alright. He's never stood out as a bad actor to me. He's certainly not in the Sean Bean school of Overacting.
(
Halk,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:43,
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he's done some films... not many of them have been good...I personally thought Human Traffic was a good film and that he wasn't dreadful in it...
he's also done TV stuff about ... football casuals and things I think. He's a bit of a caricature of himself
(he's also done TV stuff about ... football casuals and things I think. He's a bit of a caricature of himself
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:44,
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Been a few years
since i pearoasted this one
*goes back to lurking*
Aha!Well ninja'd, that man....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:42,
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its my friends birthdayshe has a white cat and cichlids so i made her this wibbly wobbly thing :)
edit: thanks for woos and yays :)
(
edit: thanks for woos and yays :)
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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Silly HEKIMPelvicachromis pulcher do not live in the sea
Edit: also woo and happy RL candle day to whoever the picture is for
(Edit: also woo and happy RL candle day to whoever the picture is for
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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It's also known as Shiny Ball SyndromeApparently.
*this may be a complete and utter lie
(*this may be a complete and utter lie
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18,
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Beats drinking.Have a woo and a yay!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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Nothing - NOTHING - beats drinking.Except lesbians.
And knives.
(And knives.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:46,
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How about drunken lesbians with a knife fetish?Clearly you must get out more, sir ;)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:18,
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Wet pussyGo up for air kitty or you will drown
(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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free diving kitty goes up for airat the end of the 5 minute loop
*honest
(*honest
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:41,
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NoI ordered the fishcakes.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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i was just pissing by with this bum!/no idea why the 'allo 'allo voice, just seems appropriate
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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no, but it works for him tooi was thinking of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Officer_Crabtree
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Officer_Crabtree
monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:25,
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Alrighty, which one of you ordered the bo...?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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Gut arbeit, Mikrowellenherdor something.
edit: SOMEONE APPRECIATE MY SHIT ATTEMPTS AT GERMAN.
(edit: SOMEONE APPRECIATE MY SHIT ATTEMPTS AT GERMAN.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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I appreciate your German.There, will that suffice?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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No. More convincing please. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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Now I know why your name has wow in it.Absolutely astounding attempt at German there, well done!
Better?
(Better?
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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\o/ that's better Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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Meine Deutsch ist eine grossen luftkissenbootmit eine kleine bustenhalter!
Errr...
(Errr...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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your berman is a big light kiss boatwith a little bra?
I might have got luft wrong.
(I might have got luft wrong.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28,
archived)
luftkissenboot = air cushion boat = hovercraftMy German is a hovercraft with a little bra.
Yes, that's right.
(Yes, that's right.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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It's certainly more impressive than my French... Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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Je suis tres mauvas a Francaismais mieux de mon Allemand.
I think.
(I think.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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You are indeed very something French...something something Germany.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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You're right, I should be working.BYE
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:38,
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Awww, pickle....just go with 'Mikro', everyone will know what you mean.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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Blame google, I'm not *that* good. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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Oh, my dear, you most certainly are...*arches eyebrow suggestively*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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The ability to suck a bison through a macdonald's strawdosen't really help in matters of language.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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But in sooooo many other, and frankly more important, ways J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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Who needs language?*makes light work of her Fab lolly*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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DANGERWILLROBINSONEUPHEMISM ALERT!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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If I was a nunI'd be chief nun in charge of petrol siphoning.
They have them, right?
(They have them, right?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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I'm not sure... they should do though.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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You're going to be covered in bruises by the end of the day. i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:40,
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sehr gut! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:28,
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I know a little German......he's sitting over there
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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Happy Birthday to yBOOOOM!!!Ow!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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I'm yBOOOOM and so's my wife.and it's neither of our birthdays today.
(
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:20,
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AND THE SPECIAL CE SOIR: DEATH Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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This bomb has gone off, please take it back. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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oof!/forced to de-lurk due to excessive punning!
please sir - award yourself best punnage reply of the day award so far today
(please sir - award yourself best punnage reply of the day award so far today
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:23,
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*struggles, but no too much, to escape* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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there's no hope of escapeAnnette is a very determined person... also sticky
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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now hold him up by the feet and i'll take the picture of you and your catch:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:29,
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What is going on here?:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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*stands proudly next to his catch**puts head in mouth for light hearted picture*
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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Now give him a little kiss and throw him back.There's a good lad.
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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I think this is actually just the shell of afreebs - they're normally a lot more punny than this...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:35,
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hahahahah, christ almighty... wasn't that a Rex Hunt thing?not seen that for a long time...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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best response :) monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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Oh my life, your clever brain does make me so happy.Good morning poppet *hug*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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Hello lovely!*hugs*
I have a topside of beef with horseradish sauce sandwich and a double latte here, right now.
All is well with the world.
(I have a topside of beef with horseradish sauce sandwich and a double latte here, right now.
All is well with the world.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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Oooh that sounds a bit nom.I have an extremely strong cup of machu piccu and a chicken sarnie in my bag.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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Pffftwoo teh punnage etc.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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hahahahahha! *spangs repeatedly* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:30,
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*checks in to A&E* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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I think I've been reading too many bed time stories....
benkai Doing nothing as of ...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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he just lives for tickles is all :(the bastards
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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Ha ha ha haI've been reading some baby stories about "wacky" animals...
They are not wacky in the slightest, though one of them appears to be a sex pest...
(They are not wacky in the slightest, though one of them appears to be a sex pest...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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He's not rapey, in the book at least...But the opening line is:
"I'm Wacky Bull. I like looking at cows."
And lo and behold, there he is, hiding in a hedge, looking at a field full of udders.
dorty wee bastard!
("I'm Wacky Bull. I like looking at cows."
And lo and behold, there he is, hiding in a hedge, looking at a field full of udders.
dorty wee bastard!
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:21,
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i once entered a raping competition down the local hip hop clubturns out they couldn't spell either ;)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:22,
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Good - Another proof reader to add to the pile.I'll do the creative stuff. You copy-edit and proof. I'm on to the next thing now, so you also have to file. I never re-read or check so do try to keep up.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:31,
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okey dokey, please submit all post to [email protected] for approvalresponse will take 4-6 weeks depending on economic downturn.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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Speeling correct. Grammer correct.humor - erm? whers teh hum
ors. This isn't funny. Whats the point?
However, got me an idea to draw out of it. :)
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:48,
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ors. This isn't funny. Whats the point?
However, got me an idea to draw out of it. :)
hahahthere's lots of mileage in this
children's charcters in the real world. Similar to the video games in the real world compo
(children's charcters in the real world. Similar to the video games in the real world compo
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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hurrah!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:48,
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If anyone here does igoogle thenI'm doing one of them igoogle theme things...
I've done about 7 hours worth, only another 17 to go....
(I've done about 7 hours worth, only another 17 to go....
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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Oh noes!Woo but why is he walking on the wall and where has ceiling cat gone?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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ha ha silly it's too wet for ceiling cats The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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Well you obviously need sealing cats! riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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*offers self* i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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See this is why I need a camera!There's a woman on the other side of the road having a huge barnie at the top of her voice. I'd feel really sorry for the other person if they existed.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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iwhat?woo leaky interwebs
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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:D wooo!Do you post a link or something tomorrow or Wednesday?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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The internets is going all over the place :( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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I've heard some excuses.... FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:26,
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Underlay, overlay,I'll do whatever they like.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:32,
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Yee Haw, sneeze, cough.*runs*
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:37,
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I can't say that I'm getting this, but I like itSo there
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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oh noesthe tubes must have frozen over
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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I use iGoogleyou put a lot more effort into your than I did into mine... so let me know when you've finished and I'll happily endorse your work by using it.
WOO YAY SIR!
(WOO YAY SIR!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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yays! I will l link when its done The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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'NinglesHehehe I take it the weather forecast for the interweb is rain with intermissions of rain?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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oh noes!teh proles will steal my kittinz!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20,
archived)
:Dwho's the girl?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58,
archived)
TRELLIS*gropes*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01,
archived)
What's crackalacking, holmes? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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Curled up on the sofa waiting for repairmanIn desperate need of bacon and don't want to go and start cooking it cos it's the one thing guaranteed to make him turn up.
How's Wowville?
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05,
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How's Wowville?
and you don't want him to turn upas you take a nude photo of yourself for three posts time . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:09,
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Pfffft, 21k?That's not a milestone, that's just a pleasingly round number. 25k's my next one
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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oh well . . .back to the old telescope through the window then
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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she's clearly jealouslooking at her flat chest . . . C];0)
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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I am totally The Hedgehog From Helling that emoticon. zoldergoose,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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That must be it.That's why us ladyb3tans, with our exquisite breasts, are all fine with it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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No, you're DUTCH.Silly.
er...
whuu is de gjirl?
Terrible racism there.
(er...
whuu is de gjirl?
Terrible racism there.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00,
archived)
Light up my life, so blind I can't see mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01,
archived)
You're all broken. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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OkayFirst, I was quoting Madonna lyrics, then Pantera lyrics.
How are you today?
(How are you today?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:15,
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How so?/edit: sorry, have to go into a meeting now :(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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Dutch or Flemish?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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You're a nonsense. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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would a nonsense have created THIS!?
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04,
archived)
TANGERINE MUZZLE Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04,
archived)
Clearly they are scotch eggs Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05,
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She's either having a "happy fit"or has just stepped on an electrical cable
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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wacky inflatable waving arm flailing tube person. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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ha ha I keep breaking into that type voice in the pub....*suspects he now knows why no one stands near him at the bar anymore...*
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05,
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I'm having windmills for lunch today mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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am I being punished for taking the piss?You can take the piss out of me, just accuse me of talking like princess Beatrice like everyone else does.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04,
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Heh, no.You're really not. I'm just a bit...lightheaded.
I will eat a sandwich now and all will restore to normal ;)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:16,
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ninglesyou delightful piece of wonderfulness condensed.
*huge hugs*
(*huge hugs*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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Hahahaha!BEWBS=CASH!
'ning!
('ning!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58,
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HahahaRe: boobs. If a girl has them, you have to them. This is no pseudo-porn. Just realism.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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That cash should be in an ISA! or pissed up the wall somewhere.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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This is probably a most successful business model mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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It is for Bruun's government Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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Oh wait noThat should be
1) Borrow
2) Borrow
3) Borrow
4) Borrow
5) Profit
(1) Borrow
2) Borrow
3) Borrow
4) Borrow
5) Profit
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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ha ha hayou missed out the bit where it borrowing is spent on the wrong things -- someone should put a banner outside the treasury which reads:
"never waste a perfectly good recession"
as I think I've mentioned before, the South Koreans are getting a high speed rail infrastructure and L.E.D lighting out of their recession... we get ... to keep the bankers in jobs.
*waves very small flag*
("never waste a perfectly good recession"
as I think I've mentioned before, the South Koreans are getting a high speed rail infrastructure and L.E.D lighting out of their recession... we get ... to keep the bankers in jobs.
*waves very small flag*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:07,
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'ere!have you paid the necessary tax on that very small flag?
( twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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flag tax?Maaaaaan...
*hands over a squigillion dollars*
(*hands over a squigillion dollars*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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*sings Rule, Britannia* Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:33,
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Great financial minds like youshould be running the UK economy :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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HahaWhat gas mask did you buy?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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An industrial one.Probably useless when it comes to fending off evil virus', but it looks cool!
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:18,
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Now I'm intriguedI bought my S10 a few years ago with 2 brand new canisters. It cost me something like £20 for the lot and they are selling for much more than that now.
What can I say? It makes part of a good haloween costume ;)
(What can I say? It makes part of a good haloween costume ;)
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:27,
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hahahahhahahaha! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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ebay.yiff yiff cha ching
that is all.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:01,
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I propose we all run around naked in the rain. Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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*strips off* Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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*is fired* Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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WRONGFUL DISMISSALtake em to the cleaners!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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I'm doing it now!The wonders of wireless interwebs!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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:DI was already naked - preparedness is next to Godliness... also I'm posting from Jail.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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This is true...REAL sad and lonely pervs that aren't getting any don't draw boobs.
They sit in darkened rooms with stacks of faded, stuck together Razzle magazines and bottles of Jack Daniels, crying gently while rocking backwards and forwards, trying to figure out where it all went wrong, and why no-one talks to them anymore. It's not like it used to, with friends and partners, somehow the good times all just evaporated and left this useless shell of a person with no hope, no future, no anything.
The rain outside seems to call to those people, to lure them into wearing dirty raincoats and loitering outside London Zoo, hoping to see that teenage mum they saw coming out of Spar last week, with the low slung trousers on. That's about as good as it gets these days, a cheap, grotty thrill at the hands of a stranger's pimply arse-crack.
(They sit in darkened rooms with stacks of faded, stuck together Razzle magazines and bottles of Jack Daniels, crying gently while rocking backwards and forwards, trying to figure out where it all went wrong, and why no-one talks to them anymore. It's not like it used to, with friends and partners, somehow the good times all just evaporated and left this useless shell of a person with no hope, no future, no anything.
The rain outside seems to call to those people, to lure them into wearing dirty raincoats and loitering outside London Zoo, hoping to see that teenage mum they saw coming out of Spar last week, with the low slung trousers on. That's about as good as it gets these days, a cheap, grotty thrill at the hands of a stranger's pimply arse-crack.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03,
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I considered the internet / grooming route for this mini-Loach epic...but I felt more at home with analogue pr0n...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:08,
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Yes, yes I do.stares at the river of rainwater leaking down the walls.
So much to do though.... So much to do.
(So much to do though.... So much to do.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:12,
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*adjusts "sigmund" spectacles*Very gutt Very gutt, We progress ya? Shall ve book you in for anozer session next week same time?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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I think I'd better...the meds aren't working very well.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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I'll have you know it's Gordon's and White Heatherdefinitely not Jack Daniels.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:10,
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Gordon's and White Heather sounds a little exotic....Is that some kind of Aussie brain zombification liquid?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:11,
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nope that's just my present alcohol stocksabout two gulps of each left, I need to visit a bottle-o soon.
Mixing them together is...interesting...
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:13,
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Mixing them together is...interesting...
Call it a science experiment and get paid to demonstrate the effects! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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Close enough.You may take my sordid tale and offer it to someone as your current job description.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:24,
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I applaud your strategy, sir(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:05,
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hahahaPlus if you didn't Chloe wouls boob you to death.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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Like it like it like itThe last pay off image is so beautifully executed I had to show my appreciation.
Thanks for the smile
(Thanks for the smile
rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:17,
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hahahahaso are you drawing Gold Digger like you dreamed or is this all private dodgy stuff you're being paid to do?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:34,
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Okay!I am enjoying laserkitty
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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Ning brethrenMore cutting edge topical punnage for you
CLICK IT YOU SLAHG!
Prolly bindunned betterer
(
CLICK IT YOU SLAHG!
Prolly bindunned betterer
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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'ning Twiggles!You crosswording today?
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37,
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'ning DaveI'll make a start now
The Times one is easier
(The Times one is easier
twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39,
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cannae get than onlinewithout paying C]:0(
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41,
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WHAT?oh - crosswords, sorry I thought you meant horseporn
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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SHHHHH!crosswords is our euphamism . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:44,
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oh sorry!cor - 6 across is a bit excited isn't he
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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Look at the wang on 13 down! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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HARRIDEN!what?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58,
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Four across. Ugly old woman or witch. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:14,
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I though euphamism meant kiddy porn:P riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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Which one're you doing then? Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:56,
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GuarniadIt's free online
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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Arf!Good ning Griffens. And a good morning to all you happy cunts and cuntettes! I expect you all have smashing blouses on.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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Please state the smashingness of your blouseMyself I couldn't complain, save about the weather
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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my atire is exceedingly worky...suit shirt tie and hula skirt.
this weekend my missus took me to a tailor to get fitted for a new suit.
*glees*
(this weekend my missus took me to a tailor to get fitted for a new suit.
*glees*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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Ooooh sounds goodis it a sexy hula skirt?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50,
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More than adequate, I'd say mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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good ningsI have an orange t-shirt with a ghost with heapdhones on
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:44,
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I have an apron on.and nothing else*
*is dirty, dirty lie
(*is dirty, dirty lie
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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Oh no. That bit's true enough.I failed to mention the rubber gloves and heels.
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:51,
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I think I'll do my work from down here todaywhat are the chances of us both logging on to b3ta in the same outfit?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:56,
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*googles for Harris Tweed apron and cravat set*
(
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58,
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*only manages to read first part of post before falling off chair* Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50,
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I appear to have forgotten to wear my blouse this morning twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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I didn't realise you had BOTHyou nipples pierced...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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Blouse? ...goddamnit I'm waring nothing but a todler.... Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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Good ning also Medimy blouse has printer ink stains on it, which I only noticed as I was driving to work. I may have to go and buy a new blouse at lunchtime
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:48,
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Make it a smashing one!(what happened to your other reply?)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50,
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I put it in the wrong placeI can't get the hang of these message board things.
I've also just missed my 25,000th post
(I've also just missed my 25,000th post
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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Milestones are overrated if you can put a cock in any old post anyway;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:02,
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nings medi' theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50,
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Haha*running spangs*
I love his alternating expressions.
(I love his alternating expressions.
zoldergoose,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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HahahahaSPANG!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:35,
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*slaps hand to forehead**slowly draws hand down over face*
ha ha ha - please sit where you are, surface to desk spanging missiles have been deployed.
(ha ha ha - please sit where you are, surface to desk spanging missiles have been deployed.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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actually, due to MoD cutbacksthe warheads have been posted to you. Could you please carefully unwrap them and then detonate them when you receive them in 3-5 working days.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:55,
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Is there a return address in case tey are faulty?I hope you put the right postage on them
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:59,
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they aren't under warrentythey were sent as seen. If they don't work please call a POLICE bomb disposal team and then write a letter to your MP/MSP/MEP.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:04,
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with cuddles? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38,
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*joins queue* Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41,
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I hope you brought sandwichesI'm planning a looooooong lingering death
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:42,
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*multispangs*Excellent last expression :D
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:36,
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punpunpunpunpunpun!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37,
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been meaning to do that one for agesI've just noticed I spelled his name wrong in the punchline
bah!
(bah!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38,
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*Launches Intercontinental Spanging Missle* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38,
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THEY'RE COMING IN THICK AND FASTIt's like Pearl Harbour round here!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39,
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In ter continent al
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:40,
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Oh dear gods ...Excellent expressions. Have this:
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39,
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No, that's not it either :)This time it refuses to load
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:43,
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works OK for me*scratches head*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:45,
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Hmm. I got it to download now, but now it won't play either*sigh*
Full marks for trying :)
(Full marks for trying :)
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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just imagine the noise of a spangand you are there
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50,
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cheggers drinks pop prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:48,
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pfffthow dark
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:00,
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HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha
( Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:43,
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Ace shopThough I am not a Lee Evans fan. His high voice, nervous jerkiness and sweat problem annoy me.
Bruce Lee was cooler than Jackie Chan.
/opinions on the internets lol
(Bruce Lee was cooler than Jackie Chan.
/opinions on the internets lol
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:14,
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And his sweatinessbuckets and buckets of sweat.
D:
Edit: but woosome shop!
(D:
Edit: but woosome shop!
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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His sweat could be used toprovide clean, safe drinking water to an entire African village.
Seriously though, you think after all this time he would wear suits that don't show it so much.
(Seriously though, you think after all this time he would wear suits that don't show it so much.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:17,
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Or simply get it medically addressed. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:20,
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Or other people should get over the sweat thing.Those stage lights are fucking hot. If you've never stood under them you've no idea. Plus hes under the monster size ones.
If you've ever stood in front of a crowd doing standup, Teh fear makes you sweat even more. And with his shite act the fear must be worse :)
As an side - I was in Thailand, it was 35c - I hadn't met another English person in 6months. The first U.K. girl I met whilst in a bar made a sarcastic comment about my sweat patches. - Studpid Bitch.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:37,
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If you've ever stood in front of a crowd doing standup, Teh fear makes you sweat even more. And with his shite act the fear must be worse :)
As an side - I was in Thailand, it was 35c - I hadn't met another English person in 6months. The first U.K. girl I met whilst in a bar made a sarcastic comment about my sweat patches. - Studpid Bitch.
How come no other comedian sweats like he does, then?The guy is a freak, and should be treated as such - stared at as an entertainment and then shot.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:41,
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Fair point well made.He fucked up the film The 5th Element for me and Something about Mary.
Shoot him.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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Shoot him.
watch the robin williams live standuppuddles.
he is very "energetic" in his performance style. a lot of comedians aren't
(he is very "energetic" in his performance style. a lot of comedians aren't
arrangedletters,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:54,
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Sweat patches are fine and normalWhen you need to change your suit after 35 minutes because it's almost dripping all over then there must be something wrong.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:52,
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Lee Evans is awfulI've no idea why he is so popular; but he can pack out the O2 so well done.Not My bag man.
Bruce Lee was a fighter. His fantastic skills allowed him to make Kung-fu films that are only good because of him.
Jackie Chan was a circus performer. His fantastic skills enabled him to make much better more rounded films after Bruce.
I remember Jackie in an interview going. Bruce Lee will alway be faster. Alway be the better. Even if he not. You cannot fight a ghost. He then went on to say that Bruce did wonders for Kong-Kong cinema. FYI - Jackie’s brother was the guy who did the famous back flip in Bruce’s film because Bruce Less couldn’t. Didn’t have years of being beating in a circus I guess.
Both are great. Lee Evens isn’t!
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31,
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Bruce Lee was a fighter. His fantastic skills allowed him to make Kung-fu films that are only good because of him.
Jackie Chan was a circus performer. His fantastic skills enabled him to make much better more rounded films after Bruce.
I remember Jackie in an interview going. Bruce Lee will alway be faster. Alway be the better. Even if he not. You cannot fight a ghost. He then went on to say that Bruce did wonders for Kong-Kong cinema. FYI - Jackie’s brother was the guy who did the famous back flip in Bruce’s film because Bruce Less couldn’t. Didn’t have years of being beating in a circus I guess.
Both are great. Lee Evens isn’t!
Wrong.Lee Evans used to be an under 21's champion feather weight boxer. I've personally seen him floor someone with one punch.
*blows raspberries*
(*blows raspberries*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:34,
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You have pictures of him all over you bedroom wallwaxdart and Evans sitting in a tree...
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:19,
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hahhahahahahahahaha!nings ninj!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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Arrrrrr sweaty kung fu Very well done sir
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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don't thinkfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
and so on.
top shop ninj; as per
(and so on.
top shop ninj; as per
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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haha!I know I'm seeing Lee Evans, but he keeps warping into Garth from Waynes World.
Sorry Ninj, very woo as usual :D
(Sorry Ninj, very woo as usual :D
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:23,
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Very well thanks my dear.Are you well and happy and chipper?
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:27,
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Ooh not bad ta!My little puppy is still trying to eat me on a daily basis :D
( Ninj,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31,
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PUPPY?!Awww :)
pic?
(pic?
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:33,
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\o/Hello Meg!
*ootchy coos and tickles*
(*ootchy coos and tickles*
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:47,
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\o/Hello Yam...
*Rolls over and lets you tickle tummy*
...Meg does too...:)
(*Rolls over and lets you tickle tummy*
...Meg does too...:)
Ninj,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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i hope that's your foot at the bottom (of the image) monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:47,
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21 + 2Scan on Thursday, VERY excited :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31,
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OooooooooooooooooooooooCongrats! :) :) :) :)
My betting is XY, there's been loads of girls lately, including Trellis TNG and mini-Doom... I think it's time for some boys.
/re-lurk
(My betting is XY, there's been loads of girls lately, including Trellis TNG and mini-Doom... I think it's time for some boys.
/re-lurk
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:34,
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*makes notes*Would it help if I said I've already got an XY one, and I can't detect any differences this time around? Not that that's proof of anything...
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39,
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Ah, well if it all feel the same this timeThen I bet XY.
Or XX & XY....
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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Or XX & XY....
touché....I hadn't thought of that...
I'm sticking to my original bet though.
(I'm sticking to my original bet though.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:49,
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*narrows eyes*Hmmm.... Let's make this bet a little more exciting shall we?
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39,
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*hastily puts clothes back on*I don't know actually...
Pint in Derby?
(Pint in Derby?
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:51,
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Well, drink at any rateIt's a boy, I'll get 'em in. It's a girl, you do.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:53,
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Done.Mine's a Babycham.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:55,
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You reckon you'll get that in a pub in Derby....? Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:58,
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*takes out loan to cover drinks* Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:06,
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in that order... although you can only ning half of thw world because the rest of them are asleep and if you wake them up they'll be grumpty.
ningles chap - good weekend?
(ningles chap - good weekend?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:32,
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good point*whispers so as not to wake up the other half of the world*
was rather dull, saving myself and my cash for a trip to Belfast next weekend. How's you and yours?
(was rather dull, saving myself and my cash for a trip to Belfast next weekend. How's you and yours?
twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:39,
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awesomealthough I'm not broke as fuck and so saving also. Belfast is a lovely lovely lovely place. I predict merriment and joy... you international jet setter you :)
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:52,
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What are you doing with my mother in law?!?! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:42,
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I am frightened...The combined energy of Bruce Lee and Lee Evans... nations would cower in fear.
( rowlification 今は今,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:20,
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Fooking cats, STOP TRYING TO EAT MY TADPOLES :-(
Bloody things won't leave my pond alone
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:59,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewoooooooooooooooooo
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:00,
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have you considered hexing a tin of tunaand leaving it out for them... they'll eat the hexed tuna and the bad juju with be digested into their bodies and they become hexed.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:02,
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Good sciences :) i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:10,
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the science of jujuis experiencing an upsurge of interest at the moment... because people want to hex their bankers. I personally have cursed 17 one pence pieces and sent them out into general circulation.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:13,
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d'you think you could manage one more?I got me a vendetta...
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:17,
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for youI'll curse a 50 pence piece and wrap it in an aged tobacco leaf... when you're ready remove the protective leaf and hand over the coin. Try to remember only to touch the edges if you can.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:21,
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I'll wear my extra special gloves.Thanks poppet :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:22,
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also if you do end up feeling bad jujuthen smoke the tobacco leaf or cut it into shreds and infuse it in your bath water... sorted.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:24,
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I predict you will be a big hit at medical schoolYou genius of the juju, you :)
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:29,
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So do many who were at our bash over the weekend.We recorded this. Anyone fancy doing some graphics for it?
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:07,
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HahahaI'll listen to it when it's less painful for me to do so:P
EDIT I worry myself sometime. I was searching my b3tards for something and found this I made for my absence to the Derby bash.
(EDIT I worry myself sometime. I was searching my b3tards for something and found this I made for my absence to the Derby bash.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:09,
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Good innit?Wrut by Donkey Gums, Produced by Vintage, Singists, Crazy Jude & WW, L Space & Moo, Choir included cr3, TFS, and many more.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:13,
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hahahaha, that's shocking :Dwas hoping to pop by, but I ran out of time and may well have contracted Swine Flu so thought best not.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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No worries.We had a spot of that anyway. Over there.
b3ta.com/talk/6108699
(b3ta.com/talk/6108699
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:17,
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Does that mean you couldn't eat bacon?*fears*
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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HaHaSend it to Stephen Hawking, it'll cheer him up after his recent problems
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:31,
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arrggh why? that's horrendousthis is how you do it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xkmt_tAoCU
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:46,
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Poor kittyHow is everyone this wet and cold morning?
I'm getting increasingly annoyed as I need a new watch and saw one I really like on scumBay so thought I'd have a punt. That was around 50 minutes ago and I'm still trying to pay for the bloody thing because the seller is using a custom order system before paypal and it's taking around 15 minutes to load each page.
(I'm getting increasingly annoyed as I need a new watch and saw one I really like on scumBay so thought I'd have a punt. That was around 50 minutes ago and I'm still trying to pay for the bloody thing because the seller is using a custom order system before paypal and it's taking around 15 minutes to load each page.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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hahahammm tasty, tasty tadpoles
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:06,
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cat eating tadpoles?Are you sure its not the other fish?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:07,
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^Goldfish will eat anything tasty that they can get into their mouth, tadpoles are fair game
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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There are no fish, only frogs, tadpoles and snailsMy pond is a black wriggling mass of tadpoles and I just watched a cat trying to scoop some out.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:12,
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YOUR tadpoles? Your tadpoles?you can't, like, own tadpole man, they're one of Earth's creatures and, as such, are open to digestion by other animals what are bigger faster and hungrier.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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it's like Sticky Toffee Pudding and me... the STP has a right to a fair trial, but I just eat it nom nom nom because I am the natural predator of a wild sticky toffee pudding and it can't defend itself.
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:10,
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unless its fresh out the oven/microwavein which case its red hot napalm lava attack is pretty devastating
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:12,
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yesI see you are familiar with this foe...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:22,
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This problem is easily solved thoughwith the help of some premium vanilla ice cream
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:26,
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yesquick - let us charter an expedition to the vanilla mines of Venezuela and bring back silks and spices the likes of which you have only dream ... of
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:30,
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Better it's eating the tadpoles than leaving half dead frogs on your bed in a few months time CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:14,
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heheheheh! brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:16,
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Blatant theft of revmoola's idea
Click for bigger (144 kb)
Thought I would have a go myself with Hardian's head.
Comparison with original here
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:47,
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He has a wife you know?Incontinentious. Incontinentious BUttocks.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:49,
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Have use used bees?Looks like bees. He's covered in fucking Bees!
arghhhh!
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:50,
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arghhhh!
Thanks you.You saved me from having to type that. Admittedly typing this is taking much longer though, so I should have just typed, 'I'm covered in bees' which I've gone and typed anyway now so the entire episode has been completely and utterly selfdefeatist and has no point at all.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:54,
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luckilyI think you got away with it...
nongles ghostie, trelly and all (sounds like the name of a good folk band or a bad sitcom).
(nongles ghostie, trelly and all (sounds like the name of a good folk band or a bad sitcom).
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:56,
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What?'You saved me from having to type that. Admittedly typing this is taking much longer though, so I should have just typed, 'I'm covered in bees' which I've gone and typed anyway now so the entire episode has been completely and utterly selfdefeatist and has no point at all'?
I don't think it'd roll off the tongue.
(I don't think it'd roll off the tongue.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:58,
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it might slide offor jump off... or ski off...
perhaps a small motorbike could be constructed with a side car and a ramp...
(perhaps a small motorbike could be constructed with a side car and a ramp...
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:00,
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The latter never worksIt tends to get hijack by the The Two Fat Ladies.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:02,
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one of them's dead isn't she?... one fat lady and a fat zombie who used to be a lady... and a motorbike...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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YEs.She wants Juicy brains with clotted creams and chocolate sauce.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:07,
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I HAD STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING AT THE WEEKEND Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:09,
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Good callI'll have to make my treacle sponge at some point.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:15,
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I once knew a girl who thought that ants made pepper.Bless her.
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:01,
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fooleveryone knows that rabbits poo big pieces of pepper then you have to break them with a hammer.
ningles.
(ningles.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:06,
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hahahaI did once sell someone an eighth of rabbit shit:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:25,
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Meeeee noooooo bishmeeeeeeeeeewA posh man said to me today. And I believed him.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:01,
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did he have a cold?or perhaps pig flu
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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hahahanope, I used Seth Rogen's hair.
This is how much I suffer for you, b3ta! I spent an hour staring at Seth Rogen's face for you!
(This is how much I suffer for you, b3ta! I spent an hour staring at Seth Rogen's face for you!
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:53,
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I don't drink but...*downs anyway to take away the pain*
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:06,
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ha ha!I've engendered a monster :)
The eyes are good and creepy too.
(The eyes are good and creepy too.
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:51,
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Nowhere near as good as yoursSeriously, you could make money from them.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:54,
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thank youI'll have to hunt down a manufacturer of postcards and mousemats :)
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:55,
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that is very nicely done!concidered that *clicked!*
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:54,
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nings prof! yup, 'twas a good one :Dyourself?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:18,
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Haha nice:)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Shop The Police"){kind=small}
Theres always a bad apple...or a whole F*cking barrel of them...(, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
nings, Earl! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11,
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They can't be working, as that is not the b3tan waySo they must all be dead
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:47,
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that looks like a creepy 60s sci-fialso, here's a motivational film.
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:08,
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perfect againthat was the caption running through my mind :)
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:15,
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THIS IS FARKIN LARNDARN INNIT YOU CAAAAANNNNTS Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:41,
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ningles everyone!I trust you all had an excellent weekend, full of barbeques, pub lunches and sunshine!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:09,
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Actually mine was full of having two mobile phones nicked.My old one and the one I'd literally just bought.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11,
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ugh, that sucks...misplaced and stolen, or forcibly so?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13,
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nicked.I popped to the khazi and left my office open which is normally fine but I forgot that the front door was open as it had just been painted.
My own stupid fault really but no biggy.
I wasn't fond of my new one (but could have exchanged it I suppose) and I regularly back up my phone so lost nighting on the old one.
(My own stupid fault really but no biggy.
I wasn't fond of my new one (but could have exchanged it I suppose) and I regularly back up my phone so lost nighting on the old one.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:16,
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still, it's an utter bastard thing to happen...Sometimes I think there really is a case for sharia law... I vote we start chopping thieves hands off
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:18,
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NaaaaBring back the stocks. Not only are they humiliated, everyone knows what the thief looks like and throwing rotton food at twats is extremely stress relieving so it's winners all round.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:23,
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Yeah well the camera was shiteand I'd've got no end of gip from b3ta:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:26,
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Fairly old Nokia and a Nokia 5000.but soddit. I've got scrambled egg on toats and I@m going to have smoked salmon for lunch:D
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:45,
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Phwoar!I have a packet of bacon that really won't keep. Oh woe, I shall have to eat it all.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:51,
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If I'd thought about it betterI would have had just toats for brekkie and saved the heggles for a salmon omlette.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:56,
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Gack, omletteThey don't like me. I also have salmon of the unsmoked variety, and may well have that for lunch.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:00,
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Salmon on ryvita with cracked pepper for me:) riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:38,
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Roman Bust re-animation project pt 5 - Greek Holiday
Somebody requested Socrates, and here he is...
previously on the Roman Bust Re-Animation Tour:
Philip The Arab
Caligula
Julius Caesar
Pompey
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:01,
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that's greatHe looks like he should be fishing at the end of my garden though.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:02,
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ha!isn't that why he was put on trial and forced to commit suicide? on charges of poaching?
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:05,
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I thought it was not a criminally bad neck scarf. riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:07,
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nailed it! :)I tell you if I had a time machine I'd abduct one and take him to meet the other and see what happened.
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:06,
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hahahahah! dammit, i was just going to say that.... :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:10,
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again, these are far too good, Rev'!*another clicky!*
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11,
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many thanks, sirI may pause the project for a while and think of what to do with it. it could turn* into an obsession.
*has turned
(*has turned
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:14,
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ha!I would direct the young lady to the image enclosed. She caught my eye once before, and might make a suitable target.
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:26,
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theseare awesome, fantastic work
( dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:22,
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wowthats a bit impressive that is
( Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:45,
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awwww.FUCKING THING FUCKING LOOKS LIKE IT FUCKING SWALLOWED A FUCKING BOWLING BALL OR SOMETHING
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:17,
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IT IS A VERY LOVELY THING, A TAPIREVEN THOUGH ITS NASAL PROTUBERANCES ARE HORRENDOUSLY MISSHAPEN
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:18,
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"Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla.But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy."
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:23,
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don't dis tapirs!They have friends in high places*
*giraffes
(*giraffes
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:25,
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hehI wish the song "Sit Down and Shut Up" by Zoogz Rift was somewhere (free) on the Internet
because that's where the line about swallowing a fucking bowling ball originates
in reference to himself, of course
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? ON THE PIANO? THIS BAND'S GONNA BE WEEEIIIIRRRRD MAN
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:29,
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*looks round*Does anyone have a Rapitinui to English dictionard on their person?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31,
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last I heard he was very ill, he may have died(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:36,
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now I want sausage and chipswith egg
and beans
(and beans
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:44,
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beans should not be allowed on a fry up!If you have chips they make them soggy, they sully the wonderment of egg yolk and add a fake tomatoiness to fried tomatoes.
I know this is social suicide but BEANS ON FRY UP HATERS UNITE! OVERTHROW THE SHACKLES OF HEINZBASE OPRESSION!
(I know this is social suicide but BEANS ON FRY UP HATERS UNITE! OVERTHROW THE SHACKLES OF HEINZBASE OPRESSION!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:50,
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don't be talking no communist crap, boy!I say don't be talking none of that!
you must have some pretty leaky beans if they make your chips go soggy, clearly, you're doing them wrong :)
(you must have some pretty leaky beans if they make your chips go soggy, clearly, you're doing them wrong :)
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:54,
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Oh you're the worst sort of fascist!One who stews their baked beans!:O
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:56,
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well his myspace page is active stillwww.myspace.com/zrmusicpage
but last I looked he said he wouldn't be actually posting or reading it due to his eyesight
(but last I looked he said he wouldn't be actually posting or reading it due to his eyesight
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:38,
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nah I think it was cancer or somethingthat stuff about wanking is just a myth you know, like free trade or the tooth fairy
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:59,
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I don't believe youI once got wanked off by the toothfairy.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:01,
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:D this cheers me up.My throat is currently a rusty razor wrapped in sandpaper wrapped in hate and pestilence.
(
Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:17,
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GOD'S WILL, I TELL YA. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:19,
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QUE ONDA, GUERO? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:25,
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I haven't learnt Spanish yet. I hope that's not a symptom. Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:27,
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only Spanish speakers have diedDont learn Spanish and you'll be safe
/been nice knowing you Rapinuti
(/been nice knowing you Rapinuti
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31,
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NO HABLA ESPANOL, SENOR. Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:39,
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GUERO, WHERE YA GOIN'?(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:31,
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Lovely :) It raining but there is only a small chance of me going home early
( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:20,
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The joys of working outside, but i have some inside work to do :( Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:25,
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*glees*everyday is tapir day for me.
...part badger part pig. Imagine the stink...
Woo and 'ningles all.
(...part badger part pig. Imagine the stink...
Woo and 'ningles all.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:23,
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half man, half pig, and half bear? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:24,
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SAY NINGLES AGAIN, BITCH gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:28,
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SEE HIM WALKING, DOWN THE STREET(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:43,
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I knowbut as above I have to inform the uneducated. I was using Bill Bailey lyrics.
So nyaaaaaah!:P
(So nyaaaaaah!:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:29,
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Home Tapirs is killing music! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:30,
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Have this towards it:(
IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:55,
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Something I'm playing with
I was hoping for more of a fiery glow I need to play with the POV media directive some more.
ooh.I like this a lot.
so that BBC thing you were playing with last week, that's recreated as a render?
I thought it was just edited frame by frame but this is a neato
(so that BBC thing you were playing with last week, that's recreated as a render?
I thought it was just edited frame by frame but this is a neato
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:53,
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Yep.I started working on creating the BBC thing after I read on a site that they originally did it with a ball on a stick and a parabolic mirror. I started off trying to make the mirror with a ellipsoid cylinder (the POV quadric stuff was a little complicated for the time of night) and ended up leaving it unfinished. Then the other night I got the inclination to finish it off with a proper rendered parabolic mirror and that was the result. The motion sickness one was simply the result of "moving" the camera in a circle during the render.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:58,
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freaking sweetthe moving mirror is my favourite I think
www.b3ta.com/board/9390455
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:11,
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I was going to post the source to the BBC thing in case others wanted to playIt's pretty simple really.
Unfortunately, all the angle brackets in the vectors went wonky in b3ta's formatting and it's too late at night to fix it all. I'm not sure on the protocol for posting 140 odd lines of code on /board. I think I might get shouted at :)
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:04,
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Unfortunately, all the angle brackets in the vectors went wonky in b3ta's formatting and it's too late at night to fix it all. I'm not sure on the protocol for posting 140 odd lines of code on /board. I think I might get shouted at :)
Need to > < them to post the code in the message area.Have you tried out MegaPOV? Some neat extras in there that can be fun.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:16,
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<pre> might preserve them?test
No, it doesn't. Oh well.
dfn
code
samp
kbd
var
Nope.Javascript auto-preview, pressing "preview" and submitting/"post this message"
all do different things to your text. Not to mention the differences between the
Subject area and Message area handling. All of which is ... very different. [/:-D
(all do different things to your text. Not to mention the differences between the
Subject area and Message area handling. All of which is ... very different. [/:-D
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:56,
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post and be damned, I sayI'd rather read code than a hundred and forty lines of attention-seeking drivel.
YES, I AM LOOKING AT YOU, DAY PEOPLE
or you could park it here
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
(YES, I AM LOOKING AT YOU, DAY PEOPLE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:17,
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Yes post it! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:21,
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Is this the new xbox experience gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 6:55,
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are you still here man(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:03,
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holy shithttp://www.flickr.com/photos/25588411@N07/2521935059/
I mean I like Bollywood movies and all but I don't go posting on internet sites about how I want to rape the actors
how is this account not B&
(I mean I like Bollywood movies and all but I don't go posting on internet sites about how I want to rape the actors
how is this account not B&
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:06,
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okay now I am starting to feel just a little bit illhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/13109391@N04/2443959809/
frankly this is probably NSFW
ugh
(frankly this is probably NSFW
ugh
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:08,
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I like the way he seems to think that women are permanently lactating gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:13,
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I really can't decide whether it's a joke account or not.and the comments don't get removed, and nobody speaks against him (I'm presuming him).
I SAY SLIT HIS THROAT JUST IN CASE
(I SAY SLIT HIS THROAT JUST IN CASE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:15,
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it's a tough call"the moment ur naked i wud jump on and rape or just have sex
actually both r romantic
but sex wud better "
(actually both r romantic
but sex wud better "
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:17,
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we wud name our kids if boy--samif girl-alex
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:17,
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hmmm"ohhh...so that that bastard is tryn to touch u and rape u...
i'll kill him then i ll take u to my bedroom make u stop cryin put u on the bed
i wud strip off ur clothes away remove ur dress, ur bra and underwear
kiss every single part of ur body includin ur hands legs breasts vagina"
I'm not really sure if that's the best way to console a rape victim
(i'll kill him then i ll take u to my bedroom make u stop cryin put u on the bed
i wud strip off ur clothes away remove ur dress, ur bra and underwear
kiss every single part of ur body includin ur hands legs breasts vagina"
I'm not really sure if that's the best way to console a rape victim
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:28,
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trust me, it isn't.they just start up again with all that crying and shaking and shit
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:43,
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Child of an employee.Or worse, staff account.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:10,
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maybe you should start gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:14,
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BETTER LOCK YO DOORS, SHAHRUKH Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:16,
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jhahahaha! christ, I could make a book out of these
"then i will put my penis on ur vagina which would result in fertilization in other words---sex
later we wud fall on the bed and do this till 1 month
after 1 month ill marry u"
("then i will put my penis on ur vagina which would result in fertilization in other words---sex
later we wud fall on the bed and do this till 1 month
after 1 month ill marry u"
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:10,
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I am totally texting this to some chicks:"next time call me when u have a bathe
or when u go to toilet ( when u go to shit...when u go to shit..u will b obvioulsy sitting on the toilet bowl
which wud mean ur underwear is no there
since to shit u have to remove ur underwear
anyways...so when u go to shit and sit on the toilet bowl
i ll lock the bathroom door
remove my pants and sit on the same toilet bowl facing u
i will let my penis touch ur vagina while i and u will sex sittin on the toilet bowl)"
(or when u go to toilet ( when u go to shit...when u go to shit..u will b obvioulsy sitting on the toilet bowl
which wud mean ur underwear is no there
since to shit u have to remove ur underwear
anyways...so when u go to shit and sit on the toilet bowl
i ll lock the bathroom door
remove my pants and sit on the same toilet bowl facing u
i will let my penis touch ur vagina while i and u will sex sittin on the toilet bowl)"
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:16,
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there's a lot of repetitionbut I don't think it's copy and paste.
just remarkably similar sexual threats
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:19,
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actuallyI did think today
the next time somebody asks me at work
where the toilets are
I'll tell them where they are, right,
but I'll also tell them
"I'LL BE THINKING OF YOU PISSING!"
hmmm
(the next time somebody asks me at work
where the toilets are
I'll tell them where they are, right,
but I'll also tell them
"I'LL BE THINKING OF YOU PISSING!"
hmmm
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:22,
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and they can turn around and say "I'll be thinking of you while I piss"which could also be something
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:26,
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that would be awesome.we could be pisspals for ever.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:39,
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I like itSomehow this reminds me of the Telstar satellite
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:00,
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Now that I look at itIt reminds me a lot of the logo for a company I got involved with in the dot-com boom. Now, there's a story that'll be on QOTW if it's ever on topic.
(,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:05,
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Hey this is cool.I would like to play a game of thermo-nuclear war.
( Ttssattsr,
Mon 27 Apr 2009, 8:11,
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