Try to get me go to rehab...
Guess I shoulda gone...
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:34,
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it's going to take more than a bit of group therapy to sort that out
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:42,
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I couldn't QUITE bring myself to type that...well done
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:01,
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can't you type one-handed? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:12,
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yes but with my right hand which is catch 22
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:19,
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Re: Wasp Box and Bourbon Fox's requestsPeter Andre (or as near as I could get) wanking off a wildebeest into a bowler hat, with Bourbon Fox's sexy lady fox.
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Some slight photoshopping as I drew off the edge of the page, and had to stick two bits together.
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Some slight photoshopping as I drew off the edge of the page, and had to stick two bits together.
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:30,
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Hehe, glad you like!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:36,
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police are appealing for witnesses
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:35,
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Maybe I should send it to his fan club
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:38,
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ooooooo, mysterious gnu, i wanna get close to you Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:39,
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Now that's something you don't see every day.
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:42,
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haha!that really is special! :D
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:50,
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Splendid work! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:08,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: News into Computer Games"){kind=small}
Bloody council.
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Oops, noticed the typo :(
I don't know the game but nicely shopped though:)EDIT: In other news I am now the proud owner of www.ineverforgivemichaelellis.com :D
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:57,
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Yay! how much for a gold membership? tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:00,
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hahah congratulations
Although technically it was the autumn of flounce, i can't change it now
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:12,
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For a moment I thought this was the bar scene in star wars
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:21,
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*subscribes*T.J: well, you lot have got me thinking about meeting up for an actual drink, so check the calendar for details if you're interested!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:01,
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Image Challenge voteThis week's vote is literally online. Your choices are:
1. The b3ta city: if b3ta were a real metropolis, what would we expect to see and do there?
2. Two word challenge: Monster trucks
3. One word challenge: spies
4. Invent a new breakfast cereal and design the box
Here's the ballot box:
(1. The b3ta city: if b3ta were a real metropolis, what would we expect to see and do there?
2. Two word challenge: Monster trucks
3. One word challenge: spies
4. Invent a new breakfast cereal and design the box
Here's the ballot box:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:33,
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Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereal!
My first FP was a cereal one before I had this account.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:19,
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MONSTER TRUCK SOLIDARITY! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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FIX! FIX!EDIT: I mean uhh... carry on.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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b3ta city!you're all invited to my *ahem* establishment there.....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:38,
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Let's have all four compos at once and see what happens mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:38,
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B3ta City FTWand Fraser can we have a voting bar with numbers as well please ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:38,
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I'd like to see the numbers too, iy would be more exciting, but you can download the stats if you're interested,They are this at the moment.
Option,Votes,
"b3ta city",13,
"Monster trucks",5,
"Spies",1,
"Breakfast cereals",5,
,
Stats,
Total Voters,24,
Unique Voters,24,
Repeat Voters,0,
Votes Per Day,1480.08565,
Votes Per Hour,61.67024,
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Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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Option,Votes,
"b3ta city",13,
"Monster trucks",5,
"Spies",1,
"Breakfast cereals",5,
,
Stats,
Total Voters,24,
Unique Voters,24,
Repeat Voters,0,
Votes Per Day,1480.08565,
Votes Per Hour,61.67024,
And Peter Snow should be hired to provide minute by minute analysis. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:00,
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YEY! MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!1. The b3ta city: Full of Monster Trucks
2. Monster trucks: Oh go on then...
3. Spies: in Monster Trucks
4. Invent a new breakfast cereal and design the box in the shape of a Monster Truck
(2. Monster trucks: Oh go on then...
3. Spies: in Monster Trucks
4. Invent a new breakfast cereal and design the box in the shape of a Monster Truck
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:39,
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MONSTER TRUCKS IN B3TA CITY CRUSHING SPIES WITH EH....breakfast cereals mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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Da B3ta city peas
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:45,
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b3ta city!mainly because I thought of it :)
b3ta.com/board/10582396
(b3ta.com/board/10582396
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:54,
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Indeed you did!!:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:58,
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if it wins, i'll buy you a pint in the flan and fuck Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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not a pint of vodka, though Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:10,
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curses, foiled again!
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:13,
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you can only have a drink that is normally served in pints Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:16,
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fine, but you can order iti'm not asking for a pint of badger, that sounds silly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:26,
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How about a Bishop's Finger? Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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no way, you don't know where it's been!then again, i could probably hazard a guess...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:10,
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Blandford Fly FTW!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27,
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donkey semen? Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:25,
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more like a double red witch Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27,
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*googles*Hum... sounds nice.
*drinks*
*falls over*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:28,
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i used to drink them all the timefirst time, i had 3 and passed out on the dancefloor :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:31,
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normally I can tolerate watching anything Jackass doexcept the horse semen drinking stint, that really did turn my stomach
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:29,
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it was the omelette stunt that made me puke Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:31,
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This should so be a pub name \:D/
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:05,
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if i ever buy a pub, it will be Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:09,
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There's really a pub called 'The Flan'?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:19,
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that sounds like a good pub !!can I come?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:22,
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of course! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:27,
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yeah!!*dons wooden cloak and calls a cab*
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:28,
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why a wooden cloak?is the midget-skin cloak in the wash?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:33,
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Amnesty International took it off me :(
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:38,
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fucking do-gooder hippies! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:40,
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Yeah, but I thought of this weeks(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:07,
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Yet I merely posted the suggestion.I feel like a bit of a bastard to be honest, even though I gave you credit for it :S
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:10,
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ah nothing to worry aboutI once suggested the challenge if computer games were real, but it wasn't picked, then a couple of weeks later someone else suggested it and it was picked
was a fun compo in the end anyway
(was a fun compo in the end anyway
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:15,
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Yeah, I guess I just have misplaced ownership issues, or something. XD Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:18,
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It was inspired by my bat pic...so in reality, I should get the credit, and all will worship me.Bourbon Fox did suggest it though.
:P
(:P
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:59,
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ALL HAIL ATOMIC! ALL HAIL THE VOMITING WOLFBAT! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:38,
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WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!!!do we do the EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!! bit now?
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:42,
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I always get stuck on the Dream Weaver bit.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:45,
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*hides*By the way...that's a trick sign...he still has to go 50k uphill...and then 200k underground.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:43,
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Much like real life b3ta then. :) *gets flashbacks of first day, shivers" Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:01,
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where the dubious borderline peado porn option ?me no like you Fraser!
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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This 'comedy 'account was passé the first time you postedAnd is quickly becoming tedious.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:26,
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what this 'comedy' michael?me not laughing. we only now exist for your entertainment michael? you wrong!
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:39,
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Forgot to put numbers at the end of the bars....
Results here, opens with word pad,
www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/data.php?id=1367
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Unless something happened after last night it's a bit harsh to label him a racistI thought it was extremely funny and about time Moggy got a send up. But unless something has happened to change what happened after the initial post I'll reserve judgement. Strange how easily people forgive Moggy even though she's really quite boring, great artist, but boring.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:44,
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I think if i put on a fake japanes accent all the time I would be considered racist...let the poll decide, I'm going to wash up....
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Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:48,
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"rac·ism /reszm/ Show Spelled[rey-siz-uhm] Show IPA
noun
1.a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human racesdetermine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own raceis superior and has the right to rule others.
2.a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.hatred or intolerance of another raceor other races."
Michael, racism not include misusing google translate to create bad english.
Bad translation not specific to any one race.
IF me make my 'l's turn into 'r's then this racist (i.e racist / lacist). funnily enough Wanky have some pms sent from b3tans who liked my first posting using this type of racist language thinking I would reciprocate)
but Wanky NOT do this
me thought this puerile arts community michael. get with program. or me cut pinky
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Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:37,
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noun
1.a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human racesdetermine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own raceis superior and has the right to rule others.
2.a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.hatred or intolerance of another raceor other races."
Michael, racism not include misusing google translate to create bad english.
Bad translation not specific to any one race.
IF me make my 'l's turn into 'r's then this racist (i.e racist / lacist). funnily enough Wanky have some pms sent from b3tans who liked my first posting using this type of racist language thinking I would reciprocate)
but Wanky NOT do this
me thought this puerile arts community michael. get with program. or me cut pinky
mixing up r's and l's isn't really anything to do with race either,it's not like it's because Japanese people have funny shaped tongues or something.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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I don't agreeI'd seen loads of Moggy parodies before this guy showed up - and a lot of them were witty or skillful (such as atomic's pics).
Comedy accounts are generally unoriginal and boring - Wanky is even more so because it's all been done much better previously.
Racist? Not really, although the 'me so funny me speak wrong' thing is rather pathetic.
(Comedy accounts are generally unoriginal and boring - Wanky is even more so because it's all been done much better previously.
Racist? Not really, although the 'me so funny me speak wrong' thing is rather pathetic.
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:55,
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If Wanky posts more picshe wouldn't be so tiresome or wankish.
he'll always be a racist prick though.
(he'll always be a racist prick though.
Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:57,
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it's the same as blacking up and putting on a accent
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:05,
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me make bad translation with google translate, make me racist?
michael why you say this? why you hurt wanky like this?
unforgiven!
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Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:10,
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michael why you say this? why you hurt wanky like this?
unforgiven!
this comedy account is as funny as watching an old Bernard Manning video
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:12,
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Bernard Maanning very big in Japan!as big as Jonathon King is on b3ta! me love Jon king! me so glad b3ta moderators as understanding of him as we are and not ban him. he just misunderstood
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:15,
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Well moggy does rather need a bit of sending up IMOor a touch of highlighting pen on his pervy knob...
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..wil,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:11,
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5 poll bars for 5 fingersfor each a cut and I bleed michael!
Which Finger I cut becasue michael no like me?
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Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:46,
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Which Finger I cut becasue michael no like me?
I just think he's not very good at this faux japanese as moggy isI chuckled at the first post though
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:28,
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Breakfast cereals suddenly skyrockets, foul play suspected. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:42,
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it's a crispy conspiracy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:44,
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yeah that shot up a bit quick
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:50,
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SHENANIGANS!I haven't voted as I don't contribute enough pics to image challenges, but I'd be pretty disappointed if breakfast cereals wins. It was a great mini-bandwagon at the time - I'd rather not see a hundred days of pearoasts.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:57,
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b3ta cityLET'S GO MEGA-MEME-O-TRONIC!!!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:07,
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we can also put pictures of ourselves / other b3tans in as pedestrians etc.make our own personal apartments / mansions etc.
s bit like sim city, but rude, crude & photoshopped ;)
(s bit like sim city, but rude, crude & photoshopped ;)
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:14,
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We built this cityWe built this city on Rock and Memes
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:13,
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We all make mistakes
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:03,
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Don't let those cunt pandas on! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:04,
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they crave extinctionI bet Noah tricked them. He probably told them the ark was made of bamboo
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:05,
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Told you they were cuntsThey probably planned on eating the boat, making the other animals extinct too.
And what is up with those macaws eh?
(And what is up with those macaws eh?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:09,
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he must have already boarded the pangolins and the civets Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:10,
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Just one more question for youWhat about the fish?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15,
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the freshwater fish evolved into saltwater fish then evolved back afterwards Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:17,
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yeah hang on a minute,the animals are going onto the boat there, but the rainbow doesn't appear until they disembark.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:07,
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Plus, wrong type of zebra mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:08,
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and clean beasts went in by sevens,so there should be seven sheep there, not just two.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:09,
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at least he has 2 unicorns Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:11,
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they must have been pissing about at the front therenot paying attention.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:12,
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I'm not sure if a sheep is a clean beastAt least not when I'm around
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15,
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the other 5 sheep shit themselves Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:52,
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I would have made a shit imaginary character Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:04,
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this is the embarkation rainbow Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:09,
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Plus, the boat appears to be unable to disembark.Those animals are fucked.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:10,
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It's stuck on a hill!Unless it's already beached, and animals walk backwards in the bible, I dunno.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:13,
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do you even know this story?there's a massive flood about to happen.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15,
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Oh yeah. *belms*It's still daft though. :P
/atheistblog
(/atheistblog
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:16,
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it's not as daft as the Greek/Roman version,they believed in spontaneous generation, see. Deucalion never had to take any animals on board, he just threw some pebbles on the ground afterwards and everything grew straight out of the swamp again, at least according to Ovid.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:21,
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Huh...I guess we have to thank them for inspiring those plastic animals you grow by putting them in water.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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yeah look up spontaneous generation,it's well funny. I reckon the Hebrews were on the sensible side of the fence on this one.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:32,
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At least if you were just taking, say, DNA samples and reconstructing the animals through accelerated growth laterYou'd be in with more of a chance of storing everything on a single ship. Who's the sensible one now, huh?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:39,
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I don't think the Greeks ever said anything about DNA.Maybe it's a metaphor - two by two - double helix.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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You'd still need male / female samples.Though if you worked with a selection of gametes you might just be on to something...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:47,
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Explains the rainbows, anyway... joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:53,
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explains the bumming,but I won't go there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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GAYIn a faaaabulous way
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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KEEP IT GAY! KEEP IT GAY!KEEP IT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
( Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:35,
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depends which greeks you talk toin fact the Greeks were making good headway in discrediting religion and mysticism, when Christianity came along and set us back 2000 years
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:54,
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no they weren't,they gave us Aristotle, who held science back for 2000 years.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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They were closer to the truth than anything Jesus or the roman catholic church came up withEpicurus, Euclidean Geometry, Archimedes?
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14,
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Geometry is hardly a religious matter,as for Epicurus, yeah I'll give him points for his philosophy of science, but it hardly "discredits religion and mysticism".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:20,
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I quite liked his recipefor pickles
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:28,
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the point is that the culture fostered in ancient greece came up with these ideasas opposed to the culture the catholic church presided over, under which people were burned at the stake for not believing that bread actually turned into christ in your stomach during the eucharist
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:30,
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I'm not going to stick up for the Catholic church,but I will point out that the "shoulders of giants" that Newton spoke of may well have been the mediaeval Muslim scientists who made enormous advances in the field of optics, amongst others, apparently because of a Qur'anic imperative to "observe nature and learn". I'd also suggest you read up on "the Conflict Thesis".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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and whose shoulders did those muslim scientists stand on?Aristotle/Plato, anyway if we're going to bring newton into it, i shall refer back to Euclidean Geometry
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:40,
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Not denying that,not saying anything about Euclidean Geometry either, because it's irrelevant. But let's come back to Epicurus again and see how it relates to what we started with here in the first place. If you are going to go by his philosophy and get your theories by observation of the natural world, well, there was no evidence for the spontaneous generation theory of the Greeks, and really quite a lot for the common Hebrew knowledge that animals only ever come from other animals of the same species. This is why I give the Hebrews the points in this particular game.
There were people in the Enlightenment who liked to ascribe Greek primacy to everything, but it was often just Eurocentric prejudice. A lot of good maths and science originated in Babylon, because they needed it to do their astrology. They were also heavily influenced by the Egyptians and the Phoenicians.
(There were people in the Enlightenment who liked to ascribe Greek primacy to everything, but it was often just Eurocentric prejudice. A lot of good maths and science originated in Babylon, because they needed it to do their astrology. They were also heavily influenced by the Egyptians and the Phoenicians.
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:54,
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so euclidean geometry is irrelevant, but the stuff originating from babylon is relevant?obviously the Greeks got things wrong, but they got other things right and they did so by keeping an open mind, one which was shut by the ignorance of religion.
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:20,
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it's not really relevant to religion, no.It's good to have an open mind, maybe if you had one you'd see that this doctrine of yours (or did you uncritically receive it from that Dawkins chap?) that religion is the same thing as ignorance was, well, ignorant.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:33,
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well if you want to talk about my 'doctrine' i'll tell youi actually went to sunday school untill the age of 10, basically because it was a free babysitter, my parents have no religious standing, but they never told me what to think. since the age of 10 i gradually discredited the bible and decided that instead of believing that god created the earth in seven days (etc) the earth was created over billions of years from leftover dust from a supernova. instead of beliving that humans come from some ribs and some dust we evolved from apes of millions of years. instead of believing that after death your spirit flies off (somewhere) and your reunited with dead relatives, your constituent atoms are re-distributed in the ground or in the air and continue a cycle of life that's been going for billions of years.
you want to talk about ignorance.
yes i do think preaching a book written by men 2000 years ago as scientific fact is ignorant, when all it is at best is a philosophical document on the human nature and society.
(you want to talk about ignorance.
yes i do think preaching a book written by men 2000 years ago as scientific fact is ignorant, when all it is at best is a philosophical document on the human nature and society.
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:22,
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Oh Sunday School what damage you do
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:37,
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yes hours wasted listening about super-jesus when i could of been testing my new rope swing
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:42,
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Actually let's let Euclid have a go afterall.Then let's bring Einstein's General Theory of Relativity into it and throw Euclidean Geometry out the window.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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you wouldn't have a window to throw euclid out of without euclidean geometryi think a theory that explains the three dimensional world, without knowledge of gravitation, that still stands today is pretty good.
and the hebrews, christians or muslims contribution to this field in the intervening 2000 years is what?
(and the hebrews, christians or muslims contribution to this field in the intervening 2000 years is what?
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:18,
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I think they had windows long before Euclid.I've already told you the Muslim contribution, they did loads of good science. As did a lot of Christians, Christianity founded a great deal of research. We also have to thank such people as William of Ockham, the 13th century Franciscan Friar who gave us that Ockham's Razor thing you atheists like to bang on about. The Muslims did so well partly because while they had read the works of Aristotle, they didn't take it as gospel truth. Then Galileo came along and proved it wrong on a few more points. I can hardly emphasize this point enough so I'll even capitalise it: ARISTOTLE'S PHYSICS COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING.
Plato did a little better, to be honest. He came up with the idea, foreign to previous generations of Greeks, of a God created the universe. He also inspired the various Gnostic sects. Unfortunately some people took his story of Atlantis a little seriously, although mostly not until the modern day I must add.
(Plato did a little better, to be honest. He came up with the idea, foreign to previous generations of Greeks, of a God created the universe. He also inspired the various Gnostic sects. Unfortunately some people took his story of Atlantis a little seriously, although mostly not until the modern day I must add.
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:28,
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what i meant was the computation involved in modern architectural software Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:35,
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oh,this house was built in the 1950s. I don't think they used a computer.
Euclidean Geometry - yes, great. Consequences for religion and mysticism: NIL.
(Euclidean Geometry - yes, great. Consequences for religion and mysticism: NIL.
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:37,
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hah, no they used pen and paper, but the same equationsso when a christian, a hebrew or a muslim makes a scientific discovery it's because of their religion and therefore of great importance, but when someone like euclid comes up with something of real significance it's irrelevant.
smacks of apologist sentiment to me.
(smacks of apologist sentiment to me.
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:47,
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It's irrelevant to your original assertionthat "the Greeks were making good headway in discrediting religion and mysticism". Quite a lot of the Greek philosophers were very mystical, in fact. Of course Galileo et al didn't discredit Aristotelian physics because he was a Christian, but you speak as if religious people never said anything clever at all, as if religion were opposed in principle to science, or even to thinking, and that the bounties of modernity are all ultimately creditable to the Greeks.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:58,
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If a religious person did say something clever it would be in spite of religion not because of itespecially with an administration like the catholic church as the dominant authority
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:05,
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On the contrary.Religious people have said clever things throughout the ages and not because they were any less religious than their contemporaries. Being clever and being religious are entirely orthogonal properties. And you haven't read up on the Conflict Thesis yet, have you?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:09,
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so you think setting out on a scientific endeavour with the viewpoint that god made everythingis in no way a hindrance?
I did the conflict thesis at university yes, shall I list a load of literature and you can tell me if you've read up on it?
(I did the conflict thesis at university yes, shall I list a load of literature and you can tell me if you've read up on it?
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:28,
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no I don't think it is,you pulled an ace out of your sleeve just there though, gaz me the bibliography and I'll look into it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:37,
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roger penrose - the road to realitythere's a start
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:40,
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waitthat doesn't appear to be about the Conflict Thesis at all.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:46,
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That's quite a long career.Early retirement not an option back then?
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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And thus, Ham did sayeth unto NoahVerily I am going to fuck this pig hard and fast, tis either that or I further tatter Japeth's ragged ringpiece.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:23,
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The pigs are both drunk, and everyone's watching them back down the ramp.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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I've only just seen it, too
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:17,
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There's not many types of animals represented thereThere should be a good million or so species to have two of everything
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:16,
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he's just doing children's animals in this stagethe boring animals come later
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:19,
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Pfffftwith the millions of different species of beetles in the world, Noah must have spent a lot of his time on his knees, scrabbling around underneath logs and rocks...
...I also would question the wisdom of saving, say, black widow spiders or scorpions...
(...I also would question the wisdom of saving, say, black widow spiders or scorpions...
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:21,
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it was a mistake taking the woodworm Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:22,
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And he had to put the anteaters on a strict diet
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:23,
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There's more dangerous stuff in the Midrash,apparently he had to take on board Sirens as well, and various sorts of demons. Which sounds like fun.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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Wot about the dinosaurs?Oh no, they were killed by the flood and instantly fossilised by the sedimentation on its retreat. Sorry.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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I don't know if the Midrash mentions dinosaurs,in theory they should have been taken on board as well though if they were still around. Which they weren't, obviously.
There's an interesting mention of the reason why apes resemble humans so much, apparently Adam and Eve were far more spectacular creatures to begin with, and were some 200m tall as well—it's only because of the Fall that they came to resemble the beasts.
(There's an interesting mention of the reason why apes resemble humans so much, apparently Adam and Eve were far more spectacular creatures to begin with, and were some 200m tall as well—it's only because of the Fall that they came to resemble the beasts.
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:47,
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Does it take into account the Nephillim?You know, the "giants" who were the product of angels fucking human women, which were supposedly wiped out in the flood...then turn up again a few books later anyway...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:49,
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I believe this is something to do with Og of Bashan,I don't remember off the top of my head.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:51,
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According to the Baptiststhese and all the other bad guys were utterly destroyed by God during the flood, rather than just drowned, hence the lack of humanoid remains in strata contemporary with all the fossils of extinct beasts.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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Yet they make a comeback in Numbers 13:33which is set after the flood...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:24,
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I like your use of the word "set" Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:27,
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it appears to mean "Fallen Ones,"there are various early writings about what they actually were, "offspring of angels and humans" being one theory, the other that they were entirely human and that "sons of God" oughtn't be taken literally. The Roman Catholic Church maintains the latter view, I think.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:31,
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Well if "son of God" is a generic, non-literal termwhat's all the fuss about this Jesus fella?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:34,
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exactly!well it does mean something special, in Judaism, it means "a righteous person".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:37,
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あらゆるまっすぐ大学トウモロコシであるそれによって吸収される
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:22,
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did you forget to switch to your comedy account? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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It's not mineI like to delude myself that I'm funnier than that
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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hahahajust checking
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:26,
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I happy translate this scripts FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:54,
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Very snekehAlthough those unicorns look like they were drawn by Escher...which one's in front?
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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they are spooning Noah wasn't to know
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:25,
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It's funny because Noah is saving a bull African Elephantand a cow Indian Elephant.
And the two bears are of different species leading to infertile offspring.
(And the two bears are of different species leading to infertile offspring.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:31,
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maybe speciation happened later.presumably it happened at some point.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:40,
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clearly this is every species on the planet.;D
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:32,
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Yes, roughly 18 MILLION different animals are on this shitty little boat. XD Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:39,
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And WHERE are the dinosaurs??
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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Fashionably late, I'll wagerand fashionably dead
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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And the Pokemon?!You know the hardcore bible bashers reckon dinosaur fossils were put there by God to test our faith.
Fucking LOL.
(Fucking LOL.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:44,
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I've heard comedians say that,I've never heard an actual Christian say that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:48,
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There's a difference?;)™
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:01,
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yeah comedians are funny on purpose.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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Creationist have used this argumentand also that it was the devil who buried them. I think more current creationist hokum is that dinosaurs existed, just much more recently than scientists say as they were clearly created on the same day as all the other land animals.
I'm not entirely sure what they think happened to them.
(I'm not entirely sure what they think happened to them.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:11,
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They also talk a lot of bollocks about Behemoth and Leviathan.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:21,
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The polar bears had quite a walk to get there,the penguins must have started out very early.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:47,
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No such thing. Scientists put fossils in the ground to trick us, apparently.
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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It's described as rather bigger than is depicted there,it's supposed to be about 450 feet long.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:43,
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That's still really not big enough.You would need a boat the size of Wales (maybe even bigger) to house that many animals, and with durable enclosures, food supplies, etc.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:48,
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I don't know I heard the entire world human population could fit on the Isle of Wight.Standing room only, mind you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:49,
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What about freshwater fish?the fucker would have to be more than half aquarium...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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Picking holes in old testament storiesis akin to criticising plot flaws in the tale of the Brothers Grimme
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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This is how bored I am.I should get back to making this Daft Punk helmet soon.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:52,
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picking holes in new testament storiesis significantly more fun
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:54,
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It's like shooting fish in a tupperware box. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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it's like not understanding any of it on purpose
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:01,
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What is there to understand?Other than a group of people got together, wrote a few stories to explain what science couldn't at that time, and everyone got wet over it?
And yes I am a bit cranky today. XD
(And yes I am a bit cranky today. XD
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:12,
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it's not really anything to do with science,especially not the New Testament. Most of it isn't even stories.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23,
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Not understanding it on purpose is the Christians' job Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:16,
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Hahahaha, very truealong with dismissing large parts of it as "metaphorical" because, for example, it would be inconvenient to sell all your possessions and give the money away to the poor
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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There's not much in it for meThe new testament is more Hans Christian Andersson
see what I did there?
(see what I did there?
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:17,
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eh, I just like pointing out to Christians that most of the time they're disregarding Jesus's specific instructionsthough apparently he often spoke, and acted, metaphorically - presumably with a nod and a wink to Matthew, Mark, Luke or whoever had the notepad on that particular day...
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:23,
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Stop taking everything so literally!It's a METAPHORICAL boat to house metaphorical animals
Everything's code for flying saucers and aliens etc
(Everything's code for flying saucers and aliens etc
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:53,
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Sorry, I sneezed just now.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:55,
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:10,
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! SRLY?It might need to be 450km long.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:49,
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This buildingen.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Bartholomew%27s_Church,_Brighton
is supposedly exactly the same dimensions as the Ark as given in the Bible. It's certainly impressive, if nothing else.
(is supposedly exactly the same dimensions as the Ark as given in the Bible. It's certainly impressive, if nothing else.
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:53,
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Beautiful design in brickwork, a sort of early pixellation. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:57,
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Looks like a prison... Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:14,
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This is just a head-on view of the bridge of the vessel resting on the ground.It's actually a long, narrow hover-ship extending several miles into the distance over the water.
Either that or that black gloom inside disguises the fact that it's just a process of cell extraction for cloning and the bodies are being dumped in the sea behind.
(Either that or that black gloom inside disguises the fact that it's just a process of cell extraction for cloning and the bodies are being dumped in the sea behind.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:52,
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Ok, so the animals would have to stand shoulder to shoulder. I'm sure I remember he was at sea for over 100 days - where the hell would he keep all the food for the animals?And that is aside from all the other logistical flaws in the plot line.
Someone really should have proof-read the bible before they published it.
(Someone really should have proof-read the bible before they published it.
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:54,
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Why bother to check that it makes sensewhen the credulous will just lap it up anyway?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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Why check and point out the flaws? Because the credulous either try to push that crap onto others, use it to influence public opinion leading to terrible consequences, or use it as an excuse to go blow themselves up taking innocents with them...:P
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:59,
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whatever,I just wouldn't want to go and watch a zombie movie with you people.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:05,
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But the producers don't usually insist that Zombie movies are infallible documentaries of real events, so I take them as a bit of fun*shrugs*
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:11,
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One can only imagine what the producers of the bible would say to all this.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:26,
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If you knew the story of the Manna it might explain it. Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:56,
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Oh yeah, and there was this miraculous food from heaven, but we just didn't bother to mention it this timenot like that other time, when it was a miracle and a really big deal and all that
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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conveniently,you don't have to poo when you eat Manna. Which would certainly have been a boon in this case.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:03,
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That's got to be painfulwhen you do go back onto solids.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:13,
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I gather there were complaints.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:15,
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a magic fungus given to the people by God from the sky? Uh-huh. 9 out of 10 tigers can't tell the difference between Manna™ and the leading brand of real meat
It's GREEEEAAAAAT!
(It's GREEEEAAAAAT!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:02,
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Manna is actually a holy form of Frosties. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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I remember someone telling me how he had to shovel tons and tons of shit over the side on a daily basisbut never realised he was going round and round in circles until this massive mound of crap broke the surface in the middle of the vast ocean.
Then three and a half thousand years later, along comes Columbus and sticks a flag in it...
(Then three and a half thousand years later, along comes Columbus and sticks a flag in it...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:04,
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Hahhaha! There may be no picture, but I'm *clicking* this!
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:06,
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Several replicas have been builtThis one was made 1/2 scale
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UddT1RXpqtQ&feature=related
also a full size replica in hong kong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSXd1CiH6cE
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=UddT1RXpqtQ&feature=related
also a full size replica in hong kong
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSXd1CiH6cE
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:07,
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HahahaAlso Noah was a cunt, otherwise why have we got wasps?
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:05,
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Yes but only so far andthey can't swim.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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his wife was allergic to wasp stingshe was trying to get rid of her on the sly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:46,
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b-b-b-b-b-but....where are all the pokemon?
(
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:25,
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is this the new batman game, Ark 'Em Animal Asylum? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:39,
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Not 100% accurate if you've actually played Uplink but... yeah, you get the idea :)
Iki I think my camel is dead.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:06,
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Great game that :)Except it was really quite hard, and the permadeath was utterly despair inducing.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:11,
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Windowed mode was handySo you could constantly nip over to the profiles folder and make backup copies.
I'm not proud of that though, it's like keeping a finger on the last page when reading Fighting Fantasy books.
(I'm not proud of that though, it's like keeping a finger on the last page when reading Fighting Fantasy books.
Iki I think my camel is dead.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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Haha! Damn...should've looked that up.Yeah, really fun, tense gameplay but I was never good enough to actually get to the storyline properly.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:24,
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Ah, the good ol' blood beast - appeared in Deathtrap Dungeon, as I remember :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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I have no shame admitting I used to do that "keeping a finger on the last page" thing with FF booksespecially Creature of Havoc - that was a right bastard
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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there was a misprint, right?the book was essentially impossible to finish
Christ, I only just finished Rebel Planet myself
(Christ, I only just finished Rebel Planet myself
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:22,
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No I think it was possiblebut was one of the most difficult - especially as it was impossible to cheat. I never figured it out though
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:55,
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never finished it (properly) either, too many add/subtract X page jumps and too much translation bolloxhere is the solution - click me
(
custard,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:26,
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Ah it was the magical pendant step I never gotbecause if you go to page 233, it doesn't begin with "You find yourself..." like it says it should, so I assumed I'd got it wrong
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:32,
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* Shouts at the screen"PICK UP THE PHONE YOU GOD DAM BITCH!"
Nija edited
(Nija edited
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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3 gams in a boat?
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:34,
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Why isn't he in a boat?Edit/jack: following yesterday's dinosaur draw, I need something to sketch. Any ideas?
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:05,
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Have a go at drawing my fox character :)
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:17,
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Yes, the one who's name I decided to change after one of the main characters in BF3 is called Blackburn.Didn't want to seem like a copycat.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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Mm, I guess... I'm in two minds about it at the moment. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:38,
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There are boobs......and then there are knee-boobs.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:38,
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Draw Peter Andrewanking a wildebeeste into an old bowler hat
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:27,
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OkayI'll try and combine it with the fox lady as well...
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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Bit of a tight fitI'm surprised its' eyes don't water.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:50,
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You know, I was going to reply with something so, SO wrong then. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:37,
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There could be no reply sufficiently wrong that you should hold backLet's have it!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:39,
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I was gonna say something Harvey related. I know, I know, I'm an absolute bastard. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:51,
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Peter Andre would never do that! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:57,
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That's why I held back.I thought "Hang on, he's Australian! Everyone knows they're hard working friendly people!"
Then I posted it anyway.
(Then I posted it anyway.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:00,
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Draw the surviving members of E17, wanking a wildebeest into an old Mercedes Benz?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:00,
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Are you taking notes, H.O Charles? :) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:01,
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Ah, bollocks. Too late
(
Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:33,
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Some of them survived?Damn it!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:13,
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As for her it can find insult in the conference of eulogy Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:59,
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I hope this translates right.だらしない女の指死んだ犬のお尻の穴
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:08,
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not in the subject line it won't... Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:13,
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Edited. :) Probably still doesn't work. :( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15,
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The finger of the slovenly woman the hole of the rear end of the dog which dies Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:41,
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Bollocks :( Nearly!It should have been 'Moggy fingers dead dogs' bumholes'
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:50,
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I'd have guessed that anyway. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:52,
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Even if they didn't pick up......you'd think you could just analyse their voice-mail intro.
( Iki I think my camel is dead.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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Oooo...That's really rather good.
(EDIT: the pic not the death-causing quake)
((EDIT: the pic not the death-causing quake)
Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:27,
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Ooof.In other news, I want to start this:
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:28,
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may I suggest the logo of a Chipperfield monkey being slapped? MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:55,
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Or a boot stamping on an orphan kitten's face? Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:05,
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Or David Cameron stamping on a children's pinata
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:13,
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ah, i'd love to joinbut i already play in division two of cunty cunts
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:34,
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Membership's a quid. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:17,
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You Absolute Bastard! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:24,
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Ha!Very good
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:43,
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:)Ha ha ha - well done!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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Will I be allowed ingiven that I'm already ranked quite highly in A Shower of Cunts?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:44,
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I would like to joinbut I have a habit of reading the independant.
(
arrangedletters,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:49,
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Well you can't, so ner. Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:51,
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As an absolute bastard, I'd never join any league of absolute bastards that would have me as a member/Marx, etc
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:02,
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But I already have a gay-shift membership.
(
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:24,
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I want in too!What level of bastardry does one have to achieve in order to be iniatiated?
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:57,
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(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:30,
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Do you supply the brass knuckles or do I have to bring my own?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:24,
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I'd like to join, but i think i'm more of a twat than a bastard
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:54,
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Dracula vs Frankenstein 1971 Great bad movie.Your Quake post was excellent.
Check out the musical number starting at 5:47
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mju7G1TK4YI
(Check out the musical number starting at 5:47
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mju7G1TK4YI
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:24,
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I could watch this all day
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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Something something (tag-nut reference)something something...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:34,
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:(But well done, really.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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Ooooof :(But woo!
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:55,
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I sharply inhaled through my teeth making a hissing sound.I think that means I like it but feel terrible. Have a click.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 21:07,
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Nearly didn't stop playing the game to actually make this.
Iki I think my camel is dead.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:09,
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The intro on the websitewww.trumpgolfscotland.com/
Makes it sound like he's bought the whole of Scotland!
(Makes it sound like he's bought the whole of Scotland!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:03,
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And yet......not a snippet on his Wikipedia page 0.o
( Iki I think my camel is dead.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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I was reading about the resistance from some of the locals a while back......guessing it was inevitable that Trump would win
( Elvis impersonator,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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Ladies and Gentlemen... Mr. Nutty Mercury
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:01,
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Woohoo! Also - what's happened? The board's slower than your mum today.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:11,
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It's possible everyone is at Starbucks The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:12,
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Hahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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nah, just all the cool kids are on twitter now
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:20,
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Reddy Mercury?"I want to climb tree!", "I want to break nuts!"
( Q4nobody,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:14,
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The tache really suits him mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:43,
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arf!Did anyone ever play the 8-bit game of How to be a Complete Bastard? I had it on the Amstrad, endless fun :)
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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hahahaNever played it, but just saw a clip on YouTube and now want it!
( Q4nobody,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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I only ever saw that in awesome book form. that brightened up my recently pubescent days no end.
( arrangedletters,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:27,
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Butter is the devil's spunkIssued by the margarine marketing board.
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:58,
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MirrorSignal
Ram the bastard of the road.
/bastards highway code.
i think i still have the book in a box in the loft somewhere.
(Ram the bastard of the road.
/bastards highway code.
i think i still have the book in a box in the loft somewhere.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:25,
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Hahahahaha!Great Escape?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:19,
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I hated that gameI couldn't get him to walk in the direction I wanted, plus that bell sound effect was awful!
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:37,
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needs more excel spreadsheetEDIT: I found this - I think it should win the compo:
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:09,
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His tongue is freaking me out! :D Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:15,
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* Yes, I know.. I'm back...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:40,
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Who's that?Looks like an ex-Mrs Vagabond of yore.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:20,
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No ideaI did this one years ago. It's probably from the time that I placed cameras over at your place.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:55,
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This sums it up nicelylovely fluid animation.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:20,
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beautifulis that your hand?
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:21,
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Yeah I'm particularly impressed by your ability to animatea 2D image to make it look so life-like. I presume you're using 3D Max for this but I haven't the foggiest idea how you do it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:27,
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the hard work is all done in an old copy of paint shop pro HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:27,
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I presume that's for the creation of a cut-out (Alpha mask) of the handwhich is then placed onto a 3D plane in Max but it's the animation part that is bewildering.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:33,
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both hands and mouth hole are alpha'dtongue is a 3d object poking through the face section and twisting a bit,
money is a load of planes with a morph to make them flip, the main hand is rigged with bones
(money is a load of planes with a morph to make them flip, the main hand is rigged with bones
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:17,
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Ufff ... ...
Finished.
Thanks.
(Finished.
Thanks.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:24,
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Exactly as I thought..Not. I understand none of this but result is very lovely.
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:36,
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The shadow on his little finger is static :)))Did you draw out him holding a baby?
The hand holding the money is held really oddly.What teh fuck was in that hand?
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:28,
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The hand holding the money is held really oddly.What teh fuck was in that hand?
beautifully fluid animation sir bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:28,
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On the subject of tories, anyone else see this on Newsnight!?
mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:22,
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I saw the clip of him saying it in the commonshis expression when he sits down is a weird mixture of relief (to possibly have got it over with) and guilt (at knowing that what he had said was fucking stupid, but he had probably won a bet with Lord Charles Charley Charles so it was acceptable)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNEQExsXPOo
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNEQExsXPOo
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:24,
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heeheheheI loved it when Paxman keopt saying "Who is Bagpuss? Who is Bagpuss?" as the backdrop zoomed into Bagpuss' face
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1MD0UOSWI0#t=4m02s
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1MD0UOSWI0#t=4m02s
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:33,
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He does kinda look like Professor Yaffle. Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:49,
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"we will fix it, we will stitch it, we will make it blue blue blue" The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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"You count the pennies.....We'll counts the pounds"
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:23,
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WOO!smooth, like his rubbery skin.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:58,
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...but some of you are more in it than others... Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:04,
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Counting isn't their strong point
Cunting, on the other hand...
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:47,
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The only reason... that VAT got put up to 20% is because 17.5% was far too difficult for him to work out.
( notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:48,
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That's a tip top piece of animation! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 18:56,
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Hahaha! Needs more empty tents :) Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52,
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pffftgood old church can always be relied upon to show their compassionate side rather than winge about their lost profits. Jesus'd be proud. I bet he's done his second coming already and is hidin in one of those tents
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52,
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or, possiblyworry about whether the loss of income will affect their ability to keep up with the necessary repairs on a centuries old building.
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:15,
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it's really just the 1% pulling strings again,and some vain attempt to make the protesters look like the bad guys.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:18,
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good pointbut it'll do no good to also point out to him the upkeep for that building is also impacted I'd bet by the drastic cuts caused by the banking crisis/greed - which is the issue the protestors there are highlighting
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:24,
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I heard Rosa Parksby not giving her seat up and causing a commotion caused that bus to be delayed too. bloody protesters, no consideration!
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:21,
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the bloody protestorsare bloody protesting outside the wrong building.
Unlike Rosa Parks, who presumably was actually on a segregated bus, and not a non-segregated one belonging to the Church of England.
Of course, the protestors are a bit stuck because they can't get access to a more appropriate place to protest. But that isn't St Pauls fault.
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:02,
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Unlike Rosa Parks, who presumably was actually on a segregated bus, and not a non-segregated one belonging to the Church of England.
Of course, the protestors are a bit stuck because they can't get access to a more appropriate place to protest. But that isn't St Pauls fault.
they aren't protesting against the Church though,the Church should be on their side really. In fact I think the actual clergy are on the protesters' side but unfortunately this is politics and it's not that simple—not when the Church's board of trustees is in the hands of people who have fingers in financial pies.
The board of Trustees is represented in the image by the Jet Set Willies in the top hats on the right, in between the clergy and the Demons.
(The board of Trustees is represented in the image by the Jet Set Willies in the top hats on the right, in between the clergy and the Demons.
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:08,
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Isn't the Catlick chorch one of the richest financial entities in the world? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:28,
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Yes but St Paul's is Anglican.
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:29,
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Oh right.How do their finances work, then?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:33,
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I wouldn't pretend to know,but they do have a lot of property, and they're always selling off old churches, although their income probably isn't so much these days now that most people no longer regard regular attendance as a kind of patriotic duty.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:36,
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The bastards. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:42,
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The Great Santa. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:47,
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I'm thinking of buying one and setting up a Church of Awesome,if I happen to come into a few million quid somehow. Back in the old days you'd just have got your mates to build one on the top of a hill with stones you found lying around, it's not so simple anymore, it's all red tape.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:47,
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If I had the money I'd set up a real-lifeLeague Of Absolute Bastards.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:49,
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As L Ron Hubbard saidIf you want to make money, start a religion.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:15,
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Yes, the church are always short of a bob or two.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:28,
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yeah, i noticed that when i was a commercial property managerthe church had loads of property throughout the uk, which brought in millions in rent each quarter.
remember to donate next sunday service
(remember to donate next sunday service
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:06,
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Yes.From what I've read of this Jesus chap, it seems more likely that He would be outside chatting to the protesters than inside whingeing about them.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:09,
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he might even quote something from the first chapter of Isaiah,it's a good read is that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:15,
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hahahah!excellent!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53,
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hahaha(turns over money changers' tables. carefully, for health & safety reasons)
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:57,
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Hahaha Christians in showing themselves up as hypocrites again shocker
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:59,
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So what's the weather like in Japan, Wanky? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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Kerleeeeeek! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:11,
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Jet Set Willy St Pauls (
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:43,
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Nice. Jet Set Willy is still the only game I've ever completed. cupboardy,
Fri 28 Oct 2011, 8:58,
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really?I've been playing it 25 years and still haven't done it
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:21,
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Good stuffMiner Willy outside, Jet Set Willy inside. Very clever. I never did figure out what the floating scrolly thing was meant to be.
(,
Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:18,
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yeah apologies for the editing of your editsi have my sinister reasons
(
rob,
Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:42,
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Incidentally, this proves that unicorns exist(
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:41,
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Hahaha I love this story.There was a chap last week saying how he had to leave the protest as he had "a mortgage, wife and kids".
It's like the Glastonbury of protests.
(It's like the Glastonbury of protests.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:48,
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What are you talking about?If you read the articles in the links above you'll see that the tents are occupied when they're supposed to be, i.e. at night. Not during the daytime when the Daily Telegraph pictures were taken - you can use thermal imagers during the day you know.
"Local councillor Matthew Richardson has been widely quoted in the press saying that the police's thermal imaging showed 90 percent of the Occupy tents are empty overnight -- but when Kingsley tried to verify the statistic, he discovered that it was unverifiable. The police denied having originated the number, and the Councillor then changed his story, saying the statistic didn't come from "official sources." The Daily Telegraph, meanwhile, is using flaky thermal cameras trained on the tents before the protesters' normal bedtime to "prove" that it's all a Potemkin village"
("Local councillor Matthew Richardson has been widely quoted in the press saying that the police's thermal imaging showed 90 percent of the Occupy tents are empty overnight -- but when Kingsley tried to verify the statistic, he discovered that it was unverifiable. The police denied having originated the number, and the Councillor then changed his story, saying the statistic didn't come from "official sources." The Daily Telegraph, meanwhile, is using flaky thermal cameras trained on the tents before the protesters' normal bedtime to "prove" that it's all a Potemkin village"
Ysol ab abl blap,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:49,
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hahai love how the press try to find any angle to demonise these people rather than address the bloody issue. I don;t know why it matters if they don't sleep there?.
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:49,
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It's not really that difficult to find the angle - they've kind of set themselves up for the fall."What do we want?"
"An end to capitalism!"
"When do we want it?"
"After I've finished my McDonald's breakfast, Starbucks coffee, had a hot shower, paid a few bills, fed the cat and put on some clean clothes!"
("An end to capitalism!"
"When do we want it?"
"After I've finished my McDonald's breakfast, Starbucks coffee, had a hot shower, paid a few bills, fed the cat and put on some clean clothes!"
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:16,
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Sadly there's no small city farm near St. Pauls where they can barter for eggs and milk
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:17,
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Barter? You mean ... enter into a potentially capitalist system?
What are you - some kind of NAZI?!
(What are you - some kind of NAZI?!
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:19,
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are they wanting an end to capitalism?I thought it was controls to be reinstated on the banking systems so that the rich/poor divide isn't so vast
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:22,
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This is very reminiscent of Ian Hislop's debate with Louise Mensch on Friday HIGNFY
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:32,
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In whichone over priveledged Oxbridge graduate argued with another over priveledged Oxbridge graduate over who could creep up to the lefty audience the most
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:46,
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hahahaha this Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:07,
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yes I lost a lot of respect for him over that - playing for laughs in lieu of addressing the point. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:08,
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and for those who wish to make up their own minds what Hislop did clip is here:
youtu.be/xNuUP8GX4AU
(youtu.be/xNuUP8GX4AU
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:08,
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They gave her an excellent trashing.I enjoyed it.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:11,
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Nah.She was simply shouted down by Guardian readers.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:14,
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yeah you're rightfuck em with their hipster concerns and feeling they need to do something, and needing to eat and wash n'stuff
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:27,
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I do think that if they've went to all this trouble, why haven't they brought a packed lunch?And I'm sure there's other independent businesses they could go to. They should be aware that they are being scrutinised.
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:44,
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THIS!I don't think anyone feels they shouldn't have a cup of coffee.
But just go to one one of the countless independent coffee shops round there rather than bloody Starbucks.
(But just go to one one of the countless independent coffee shops round there rather than bloody Starbucks.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:47,
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But as soon as they dopeople start complaining about them not being in their tents!
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:13,
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just to clarify...are these IR images taken during the night or during the day?
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:57,
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I bet they assumed people might actually be focused on the bigger urgent issues rather than what logo was on their bloody packed lunch or if they stay in the tent overnight. silly hipsters
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:00,
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well then, they're fucking stupid aren't they?!if you're trying to make a change, then you're trying to change hearts and minds. If you're of a similar mindset, you aren't going to care because it's the message that matters.
To those whose minds they are trying to change, they'll be looking for any reason to discount this act as just whinging hippiness, because people inherently fear change unless they are the ones driving it.
If they don't think that, as "ambassadors" for their cause, they aren't being watched like hawks by those willing to twist it around, then they are naive!
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:04,
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To those whose minds they are trying to change, they'll be looking for any reason to discount this act as just whinging hippiness, because people inherently fear change unless they are the ones driving it.
If they don't think that, as "ambassadors" for their cause, they aren't being watched like hawks by those willing to twist it around, then they are naive!
I guess they never got your memo do you have any evidence for these conclusions you've drawn then?
I mean you've obviously been down there and spoken to each individual protestor, found out what each of them is protesting and has issue with and then inspected the contents of their lunchbox matching it up to their individual issue by the sounds of it
(I mean you've obviously been down there and spoken to each individual protestor, found out what each of them is protesting and has issue with and then inspected the contents of their lunchbox matching it up to their individual issue by the sounds of it
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:28,
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I'm sorry...you've posted three lines of absolutely fuck all...
it's simple sweetheart:
1) pick a point
2) run with it
it's not hard
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:45,
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it's simple sweetheart:
1) pick a point
2) run with it
it's not hard
I guess that's a 'no' then you seem ok with calling them all stupid and other generalisations, implying they're hypocritical without even knowing which are actually anti-capitalist protestors or which ones are just protesting change within the financial sector. and try not to take it so personally, its only a debate, chill
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:49,
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you're right...because I have not been down to St. Pauls and met every single one of these protestors, I'm not allowed to have an opinion on any proportion (small or large) of said protestors' lacking the strength of their convictions...
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:55,
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there's nowt wrong with having an opinionbut an opinion is only as good as the accurate info you've got to form it. Don't be suprised when someone is going to ask you what you're basing your assumptions and generalisations on
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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the bigger issues ... that they're perpetuating by continuing to support them through their continued entering into the market, you mean?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:06,
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hahathe Paul Newman's Eyes chap has got the quote he uses as the title wrong, and therefore cannot be trusted.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:00,
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also...why shouldn't people be irked if the protestors are fucking off home?
It's like going on hunger strike but popping off for fish and chips when no-one's looking
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:00,
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It's like going on hunger strike but popping off for fish and chips when no-one's looking
You're rightHow can they possibly expect anyone to believe they have a point if they don't sleep in the cold on the pavement to prove it? eh? eh?
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:15,
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that's clearly not what I'm driving at...next time I'll draw a picture with crayons...
I clearly have an issue with anyone lacking the strength of their convictions.
if you're going to be part of a "sit-in" then SIT IN! What's the problem with that? It shows that people are willing to sacrifice for their cause, it's the whole point of it...
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:50,
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I clearly have an issue with anyone lacking the strength of their convictions.
if you're going to be part of a "sit-in" then SIT IN! What's the problem with that? It shows that people are willing to sacrifice for their cause, it's the whole point of it...
That's wheely good. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:21,
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A good year for puns Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:29,
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Rick Perry lols! :Dwww.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs
"AND SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!"
("AND SAVE A PRETZEL FOR THE GAS JETS!"
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:12,
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hey - did you hack the Republican party central computer? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:12,
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Is this one of those Americanisationisims?
(
addickted has attained freedom,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:22,
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ahhahathis is very nicely done
have a clicky
(have a clicky
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:46,
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ERTYUI ?I don't get it
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:42,
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This is the best Special Olympics simulator evah!
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:50,
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1.4m - A NEW WORLD RECORD! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:51,
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I managed 17.2 metres but he was hopping on one knee the whole way I only stopped because my fingers were aching.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:56,
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hahasuggest this to Seb Coe for 2012 - the knee hop
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:57,
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All he needed was a guitar he could have been doing some Rock 'n' Roll power riffs as he hopped
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:59,
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1.5!I won by a head (to the floor)
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:56,
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I got -2.1mNearly managed to hit the back wall.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:38,
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How in the name of fuck are you meant to control that? An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:52,
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Tap O lightly to start. Then press Q & P at the same time, then W & O, repeat.It's all about timing.
(
Shlvng,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:59,
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Spend another couple of hours on it, you may make 20m!*shakes head thinking of all the hours wasted on this*
( Shlvng,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:16,
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There is apparently a method of speeding up the movementsfound it on YouTube you right click on the game and select the option to Allow Macromedia to view your Privacy or something have a look on YouTube
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:25,
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7.5 then 10m!!!Then I think I fell and broke my dick?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:47,
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this is fucking excellent!0.7m
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:53,
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congratulations!(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:00,
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Showing real courage, you ran: -1,3 mEveryone's a winnar
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:54,
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I'm very rarely managing to beat 0mI think my average is -0.7 or so. I did make it 3m at one point.
( boris the spider,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:59,
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The real test is the hurdle at 50m. *shakes fist*
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:55,
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hahatry this fuck: www.foddy.net/GIRP.html
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:58,
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haha!! that's even better!!
twister for keypads :)
(twister for keypads :)
maggenspies mayhaps,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:10,
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GAH! STOP DOING THIS TO US! >:( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:27,
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EMERGENCY PROCEDURE!Look around you, there will liekly be a window and/or a door
found one? ok. Open it. What do you see? If you see a large blue/white expanse above, then you have found the sky. Bonus points for finding trees, grass, waterfalls.
If you see a large white expanse that contains fire sprinklers, then you have merely found a corridor, go down the corridor and repeat until you find the sky.
This is called 'outdoors' - can you say 'outdoors'? that's right, 'outdoors'
Now you have found outdoors, go toward the outdoors and stay there a while
the feeling of panic will subside and you will remember who you are and what it is you had planned to do today.
(found one? ok. Open it. What do you see? If you see a large blue/white expanse above, then you have found the sky. Bonus points for finding trees, grass, waterfalls.
If you see a large white expanse that contains fire sprinklers, then you have merely found a corridor, go down the corridor and repeat until you find the sky.
This is called 'outdoors' - can you say 'outdoors'? that's right, 'outdoors'
Now you have found outdoors, go toward the outdoors and stay there a while
the feeling of panic will subside and you will remember who you are and what it is you had planned to do today.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52,
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No time to read all that!Some maniac has been posting links to incredibly annoying games and us feeble minded idiots have to keep playing till we finish them or get fired!
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:00,
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That is where you fail.I got fired first and now I have plenty of time to suck at incredibly annoying games.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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My hero!*kneels before Zod*
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:14,
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3.4mbut it wasn't pretty. This is a beautiful game!
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:02,
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it's noble man, fucking noble. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:03,
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It's when the music kicks in that it gets me*wipes tear from eye*
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:04,
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Gah! Well that wasted lots of time.You have to JUMP at the end? GAH! 100.1m
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11,
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My first attemptmade me laugh so much I couldn't manage another go.
-0.4m
(-0.4m
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:31,
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haha, back-of-the-head plant? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:55,
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That's 18 points in scrabble.Are the towers a double word score?
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:44,
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F, U, L on a triple word scoreThat's the best way to follow the letters of the law.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:30,
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*takes far too long to get*Adds L, Y to collect paltry double letter score.
( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:35,
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now that ther QWOP knowledge has been passedthis gets a 'Too soon, man. Too fucking soon'
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11,
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haha!I'm pleased to have wasted so many (combined) b3tans' time.
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:33,
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hahaha!*adds your name to the list*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:54,
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last frame wins EVERYTHING! *fistbumps JS* The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:07,
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*bumsfists**smashingblouses*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:22,
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So good, they had to change their shirts Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:40,
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shirt-change fist-pumps are the best of all the fist-pumps
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:09,
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HahaGood joke and the last frame multiplies the awesomeness.
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:17,
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Dear oh dear Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:20,
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Marvelloooz :D
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:28,
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It's been here all week
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:00,
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uuuuuuuurh! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:47,
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my screens too smallso the last frame came unexpected :D
*high fives on fist bumps*
(*high fives on fist bumps*
Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:09,
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the joke was so bad that their shirts harmonised
(
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:36,
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fistbump = terristsbut this I can forgive
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:47,
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i love youin a bad way
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:39,
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Awesome as usual:D
( Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:18,
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I can hear the geordie accent in the punchline
(
simbosan is too tired,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:50,
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I no1 fanalong with Jonathan King you our hero! it's why I come to b3ta to show appreciation to home of my idols! if you pillow me do more than whisper
あなたのコックとボールのためにサービスの兵士は
:X
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:05,
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あなたのコックとボールのためにサービスの兵士は
:X
would you say it was impact narrow? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:38,
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Not decided - may need another sample imageand as if by magic, I suspect a third one is on the way
(,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:44,
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think of all the new threads she could start with thesei can't wait!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:57,
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i hope it's kinect compatible real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:48,
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it's not really a surpise, if you've already posted one and named it surprise part 1it kind of gives the game away for surprise part 2
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:43,
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