I like Chocolate Chip trackers and TopicsWhat's your phone number?
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:38,
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:39,
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She's fine.(
brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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She's cooking my tea(
brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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the numbers in it spell out the word PISSBEAK(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:39,
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i cracked a tooth on one of those when i was a youth07794507993
send pix of tits
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:39,
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:)ahahaaaa
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:44,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:55,
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i need a piss..wait there(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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thought you just had onewith that "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha"
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:59,
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nowhat's your favourite wednesday from 1847?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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how much was that?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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that's actually the number for my mobile internet dongle:D
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weaver., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:47,
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I write mine on my wilkinsI can fit it on twice.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:40,
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I'm guessing you only use it in an emergency.*avoids obvious joke*
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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lol 'welcome to jamaca in 4 different languages' lol.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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07500737654Yeah.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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That, apart from the last 2 digits, is my sister's number(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:56,
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I hate it.It's a shit number. It is actually my number, though.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:57,
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HehShe's on Blyk, though. A company I'd never heard of before that.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:03,
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08742 360 247should really start a company called Spin.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:41,
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079_9 4_0552The missing numbers are the same number.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:42,
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3?lets be on honest dial 10 numbers and we have him. I just don't wanna ring 10 strangers and ask if they're him
If the number he has is right.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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You'll have to text to find out.First person to get the reply "only on the 3rd monday" wins
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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not after what happened last Sundaysurely
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:10,
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0118 999 881 999 119 725...3(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:43,
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It was 081 811 81 81When I were a lad.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:00,
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I like chocolate, but I haven't had any in over 3 weeksgo me!
edit: arse, that was my spare account.
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081 811 8181(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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*vr helmets*(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:46,
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Aside mongy, nobody interesting and new has posted it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:45,
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Huh? I'll re-word that.Mongy is the only interesting and new person who has posted their number.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:50,
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it's not really my number gonz, i'd have to find that in my phone, the last 3 digits are true, fuck knows what the rest aresorry
:((((
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mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:54,
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Heh, I thought not.Don't worry, I had a lovely chat with that lady, once we established she wasn't in any sort of accident that wasn't her own fault.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:00,
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oh gonz, i feel rotten nowthis forum banter can lead to horrible consequences, if i find my phone i'll post my real number and you can text me and that
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mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:04,
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It's ok dude !When we meet up at the CHB bash, we can bluetooth eachother contact cards.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:06,
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I can post other peoples numbers if you want?Ask me, I might have what you're after.
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Any of them fit.Actually, scrap that, "any of them up for it" ?
... yeah', haha, yeah', just askin' for sexface, haha, ha, yeah, ha.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:52,
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Oh man!I just deleted that photo. I knew I was supposed to send it to someone else.
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jenpots, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:58,
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oh jenny jennnnny jenpots, i'm beside myself with feelings of unseen bumhole griefpolish it up and take another
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mongychops, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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This is me winkin' right back atcha !;)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:01,
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I'm surprised nobody did this sooner, to be honest.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:49,
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oh eight nine oh.FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:51,
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six seven eight triple nine eight two one two(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 20:53,
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01924 and I'll let you guess the rest.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:02,
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It begins 82, so you can roughly work out where I live.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:06,
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Oh! A Tundred!Sever one! Ohhh! Sever two! Free!
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nick the greek, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 21:22,
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this is talk, let's talk(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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augmented reality and it's implications on modern society(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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lol this is like msnbut slower!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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hiso, how's you?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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lol you knowhot and stuff
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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it is most humidyes
fine weather today
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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i would describe it as closec.l.o.s.e.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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you told me that alreadythe idea was that you would say new things
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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you didnt mention NEW(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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what's your favourite sporting mishap from 1957?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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oh mani thought you'd never ask. it has to be when a great fucking osprey ripped a tidy skimmer off geoff rushmers line during a match
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:52,
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It was an eagle, ffs(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:53,
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Oh noOhhhhh noooooo...
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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i like robots(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:44,
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What's your favourite robot?Andy Dolls and Fuckzilla are quite impressive advancements in robotics
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:51,
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Noit's doing his cold shower noises.He sounds like a puppy.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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It's true.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:46,
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what a faggot(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:46,
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I could never get my cold shower noises quite right.Luke Warm is easy, but then it starts getting hard when you have to go hot again.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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It goes hard?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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roffle, play your cards right love and you'll never have to find out, roffle.I meant making the noises.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:52,
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I know.It was a comedy misunderstanding.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:56,
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lol, not the first time I've called it that, lol.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:59,
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I'd like another fact from Shambles.(
rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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yes, his facts are fascinating(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:46,
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Here's one of mine.The volume control on BBC iPlayer goes up to 11.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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adverts are louder(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:48,
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I am led to believe that it is, in fact, the programmes that are quieterrather than the adverts being louder.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:49,
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no, you're wrong(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:51,
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christ, this is tedious(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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The iron lady has been melted downRIP Maggie.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8124102.stm
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Still not dead.:(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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First Michael, now Maggie.WHY GOD, WHY?!!!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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Really?Because I thought there were quite a few of his represantives who were ones.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:40,
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Also, Nearish The Topping....My new bit of bling; a masturbating monkey.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:42,
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I don't know, since Stargate opened up to non-egyption gods, I started getting confused.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:43,
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haha o'neill would still kick their arses(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:57,
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Paedophile.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:29,
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The old angry bitch, she could be sorted out with a cock up her arse.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:18,
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What? Why have you exposed yourself twice to me in 10 minutes? You have a problem, sir.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:21,
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That's 160lbs of pure muscle coming at Tony right there.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:21,
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And now, like the Pink PantherI'm going to get in my Honda Accord and rev off into the sunset.
Have a lovely evening b3tans, been great catching up and playing silly buggers with you all.
xx
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:((((im far too young for "playing silly buggers"
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:31,
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Oh alright thenI was there. Yes she was, the bitter, vindictive old cunt.
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I wonder what her cunt tastes like?(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:20,
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and strawberries(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:28,
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you disgust me(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:32,
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only if it threw up into a miner's helmet(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:34,
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then smeared it on maggie's fanny(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:34,
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I'm not dead:((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:27,
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Are you saying you want me dead?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:31,
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Only for comedic effect.I'm sure you're lovely.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:40,
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Give it time.It was only yesterday that you were talking about absorbing SSG's cancer into your own body via a hug.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:31,
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True.I'm still working on that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:36,
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Do you want me to cut his cancerous pancreas out?You can eat it, therefore absorbing the cancer.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:45,
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Yeah, cool.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:47,
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The English term "biscuit" (and many other european terms such as biscotti and Zweiback) refer to the original habit of baking biscuits twice to achieve crunchiness.Whereas the american term "cookie" originates from the Dutch term "koekje" or "little cake". This is why americans eat soggy saggy rubbish biscuits.
That and the fact that they're all fat and the humidity of their sweat causes proper decent crunchy biscuits to become instantly flaccid when they scoop them up with their rubbery proto-simian paws.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:55,
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I quite like toe-house cookies.I also like the fact that probably a high percentage of cookie dough probably never sees an oven, in the states.
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I like lots of things, to be honest.There are some thing that I don't like, but I don't like to talk about them.
Arn't dogs ace?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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Awesome, I think.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:07,
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I think you're rightI might even be coming onto you a bit here.
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Is you well fit blud?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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You're startingTo remind me of this guy.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:01,
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Apparently 0.087% of cached images on google with the name 'brillient' in the filename, are pictures of me.But it's only so low because most image hosts create their own filenames.
That figure doubles if you include "2045d8f8535e2c74bed01c780ba661b8".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:07,
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Fucking hell, that's interesting!(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13,
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I'm going to be honest, I just made that up.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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I had an Eccles cake for the first time the other daythey're alright
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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I once went out with a girl from Eccles. And another one from Eccleston.The one from Eccles had bigger breasts. Neither of them were stuffed with raisins to the best of my knowledge.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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what is breast?spotify:track:4zgrIOozicstxkdJeZZkHm
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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A conspiracy by western governments to promote war and the capitalist status quo?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00,
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The milk represents Stalin's fear of owls.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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haha godthat cover :(((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:08,
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i didn't know it's a covera cover of who/when?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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albuuum cover dexxxy(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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I live in Eccles. Apparently, there are plans to redesign the shitty town centre to the "theme of an Eccles cake", it can fuck right off.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00,
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they're made from raisins you knowthey're alright
ok with coffee
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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I'm just waiting for Pontefract to be turned into a giant bit of liquorice.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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They could just start by replacing all the tarmac and work from there.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:13,
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I quite like that Christopher Ecclesomething film where he wakes up in a field and turns into jesus.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:09,
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AUGMENT JESUS INTO MY COCK(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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Eccleston.Who is from Salford ... which is closer to Eccles than Eccleston. Probably. I could check googlemaps but that would be weird.
edit: eccles is practically in salford, you nonce
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:11,
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Please do, this is fascinating.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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Wait for cr3 to do some API mash-up.Sounds like the perfect use for a one-use domain, there cleary isn't enough of them on the internet.
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www.whydoeschristopherecclestoncomefromeccles.comwww.celebritieswhocomefromsomewherealmostbutnotquitethesameastheirsurname.org
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:14,
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Eccles is technically in Salford, but is in its own town. I live about 5 minutes away from Christopher Eccleston, he drinks in my local.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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I think I have that film.It came free with the Daily Mail or something. I love reading the Daily Mail, it's my favourite paper.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:17,
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carp produce 100, 000 eggs per kilo bodyweight(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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but a bitch ain't one.(
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i'll show you diagrams and pictures on thursday(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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Don't show me your working out, I can't promise I won't steal that for a B+ in awesomeology at 2-kawl-sk0oL.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:08,
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I got some rightious bling from my great-grandma now.It's dated 1928.
I've also attached to it a pendant of a masturbating monkey (complete with hand movement).
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an elephant can circulate the entire volume of its blood through its ears in twenty minutes(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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chickens cant swallow upside down(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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the tail length of fruit fly sperm can be over twenty times the diameter of the egg they fertilise(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:01,
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zebras are white with black stripes(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:05,
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Ingestion of raw camel liver has resulted in bubonic plague in saudi arabia(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:08,
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my nans name is janey(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:10,
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whales can occasionally develop small hind limbs(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:14,
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columbo's "glass" eye was made of rolled up chewits(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:22,
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The identity of your real parents.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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lol biscoctusbis cocked us
lol multigender rape
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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BISCUIT OCTOPUSyou think about that
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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there used to be land biscuit octopustheir ancestors strayed into the sea and stayed past the optimal dunk point that's how sand evolved
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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hang on, i'm checking wiki(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00,
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on further inspectionthis appears to be correct
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:00,
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The longest laundry chute is in the Shanghai Grand Hyatt Hotel.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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I was reading about that recently.I love words, me.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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Hilarious strikethrough here.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:07,
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Discuss new things.Things related to augmented reality, or biscuits.
You choo-choo-choose.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:44,
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I do enjoy a good bourbon biscuit.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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they're a bit grainyi like Maryland cookies
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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i'm not aware of any recent developments in biscuit technologysorry
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well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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Please find out.I'll wait.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:46,
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I'd like glasses that superimpose bourbons onto custard creams(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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I'd like a jetpack and a hoverboard.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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In infrared, bourbons and custard creams are virtually indistinguishable.Frankly, this would have made a far more coherent analogy for racial harmony than the keys on a fucking piano.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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so what you're saying is white people are terrible on the inside?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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Evil to the core.Except Stephen Hawking. He only exists under infrared light.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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Have you been busy?It goes quicker when you're doin' tings, innit.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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I suppose sobut arsing around on FB is hardly being busy.
Oh, and making up lies for QOTW.
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what is FBEXPLAIN TO ME
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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It's what all the cool kids call Facebook these daysit's a method of avoiding talking to friends in the real world and pretending to have lots of friends who are really one fat bloke who lives in Gravesend.
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And is quick to advertise the Belfry in Birchington.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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most use it to wank over chicks, innit(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:53,
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fuck biscuits i cant eat in this weather.i have recently discovered that i can watch telly and play the ps3 whilst sitting on the toilet
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:46,
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Go on, let him.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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i wont stand for this bullying(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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He'll be nice, I'm sure.Wont you, Stiff?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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I'm always nice!Nice is my middle name. Fuck these bastards who say Danger is their middle name, far better to be called Nice.
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I'll draw up a tenancy agreement for both of you.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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That's alrightyou can sit down.
I'll let you go first on the PS3.
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That's disgusting, you sicken me.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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no i dont you love me to pieces(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:49,
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Multi-shitting is the way forward.Also, hello.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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i was discussing the Skyinnit
BIZZLE!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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alright rosalicious(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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Fuck off, she's mine.Also, hello.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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She doesn't really like me anyway.Hello.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:12,
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i never really didand i dont see why i should pretend just because youre now dating my ex. thats not how i roll
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:38,
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All you need now is a series of pullies and leavers and you'll be able to whipe your own arse too !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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I don't mind a Custard Cream every now and then.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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You're living the dream.I like those with coffee and a hat.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:48,
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Stetson?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:52,
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I don't really have much of an opinion on biscuits.Sorry.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:03,
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I don't often eat biscuits.But given the choice, I'd probably go for chocolate chip cookies, or bourbons.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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I feel the same way.Damn this heat.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:49,
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Right, I'm bored now.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:49,
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Saucy bastard.:P
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:55,
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plz halp me b3tawww.top10-broadband.co.uk/check/?postcode=LN1+1SL&phone=
i'm useless at this sort of thing, which should i choose?
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weaver., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:50,
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Sky are good.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:51,
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Especially if you like having 1000+ channels, fuck all to watch...Oh, and quite possibly the only proper unlimited connection.
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I'm rather impressed with that stuff, I'ld quite like to see an AR app for the iPhone, should be possible now it knows what way you're facing.Also, apparently stem-cell research is going to cure me in about 10 years, yay !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:55,
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i think that's been done.(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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Ooo, good stuff then.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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check out the youtube/zombie/skittles thing(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:04,
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I am currently paying around £60 a month for my phone bill and internet on BT.It works out about £25 for unlimited internet (2mbs) and £30 for line rental and £5 worth of actual call charges. So, I will be switching shortly, but would like suggestions for a decent ISP, whats your internet set up b3ta?
I'm thinking about https://www.bethere.co.uk/homebroadband.do sounds pretty good.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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I had no problems with sky in manchester.It's shit here though.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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this^although I have 250 channels
AND THERE'S STILL FUCK ALL TO WATCH!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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watch less, then there's lots to watch(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:44,
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I thought virgin were fantastic where I was,but a lot of people have bad stories about it. So I guess ask someone in your area.
Sky's quite good apparently too.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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Been with Sky before, didn't get on with their internet too well & Virgin packet shape.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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This one's a dog, this is a boat, this is a dinosaur!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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Sounds alright to me.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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I heard your mum pays them to shape them into dicks and puts the cable up her bumI didn't really
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:38,
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Virgin are reliable, but they packet shape like a bored potter.They've also signed up for that big brother-esque thing of which the name of I forget..
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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How many lines?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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There's a serious point to my question but only you (taking the piss) have paid any attention to it.I guess I'm grateful to you.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:22,
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prob safe to assume only the one..(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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£30/month sounds too much for just one domestic line.It sounds a lot for a business line.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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i think i pay far too much for interneti can't remember how much too much though, hope that helps
Edit: the service is pretty good though, virgin media
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well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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no its notvirgin are shit. nothing you can say will change this fact.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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considering i'd never let you into my house if i had any choice in the matteri don't you think you're in much of a position to comment on the quality of the service i'm receiving really
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well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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seeing as i was a virgin customer since the days when they were cable london,i think i have a pretty good idea of how they work. you egotistical supercillous prick.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:13,
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www.bethere.co.uk
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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Ahh, see the edit. Is it worth it? It looks pretty good from the site. Reading the Fair Use policy now.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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i love it.no capping, superfast, good customer support. i only have the value package (8mb down, 1.3 up) but i have no complaints at this end..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:11,
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What if it's not available in your area?I'm not moving.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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then you should live somewhere decent.(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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sorry, I fell asleep in the middle(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:10,
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I'm with Be's 24mb thingumy,haven't had any serious problems with them. Seems like pretty good value to me, and they're easy enough to contact.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:11,
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Well, I'm thinking you an Azrael are on to something and I'm looking into it harder - but being 0.6miles from the exchangeI have no idea if its worth getting the 24bm package, because I'm on BT 2mbs but only reach about 250k d/l
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:14,
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That sounds about right dewd.Don't think a 2mb connection means you can download at 2mb/s. Could be talking shit though.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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be use much less users per line than BT do, so there is less line congestion.get the 8mb one for now, and if its running at the right speed, you can always upgrade it later..
edit: just re read that.. 250k/s is about right for a 2mb line mate..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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Figured it would be. What am I likely to be reaching at a 24mb / 8mb connection?(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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I imagine it'd be about 2.4mb/s for 24 and 800kb/s for 8.It's usually about a tenth.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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1 megabit = 125kilobytes..x8 x24.. *grin*
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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I seem to be getting 7.2Mbps down and 1.1 up at the moment.It's been faster than that at other times. Not sure how far I am from the exchange, how do I find out?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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Go here, type in phonenumber / postcode on the right hand side:https://www.bethere.co.uk/homebroadband.do
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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That doesn't tell you the distance to the exchange.It just guesses some shit. They reckon I can get 11mb's but it's basically wrong.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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I'm about a km away(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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Go to the white socket and follow the wire.You may need to do a bit of digging.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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I think BT have some sort of application for finding out your nearest exchange.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:19,
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They're racists dewd.Free 24/7 customer support - talk to intelligent folk who can help you out with any little niggles any time you need
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:11,
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hmmwhich one should i go for? www.top10-broadband.co.uk/check/?postcode=LN1+1SL&phone=
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weaver., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:43,
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if you have cable, get it from your cable providerif not, get it from whoever provides your phone line
if you don't, you'll just be buying a product from someone who, in turn, is buying it from whoever provides your cable or your phone line.
although £30 sound a bit steep for phone rental, get your phone of someone else and keep your intertubes with BT.
those small tubes get clogged easily and it's a lot harder for smaller ISPs to do anything about it.
I work for a smaller ISP and I'm fucking ashamed of the tube we're whoring
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:12,
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Aye, but when it comes to BT, one word puts me right off.Phorm.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:15,
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Sky packet shape, Virgin have their own traffic monitoring systems, they're all as bad really.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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We've got the highest package from themCan't see any evidence of it so far.
But if they're using Ellacoyas to traffic shape I wouldn't be surprised.
PlusNet have been doing it for years.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:27,
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virgin do packet shaping and throttling.the only reason you dont notice it is because the higher your package, the more leeway they give you before they fuck you up.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:33,
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Well, I can basically save about £40 a month by changing my internets and changing my phoneline to incoming only-as, you see, the line rental is 5 times more than i spend using the landline. I have a mobile for that.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:15,
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I had Metronet and 02and both were good. I moved to 02 soley on price. I used my own router though as their (Thompson?) one could accept certain packets from them and my tinfoil hat dosn't like unknown connections coming and going as they please on my line.
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Get a housemate with business broadbanddownload loads of horse porn and get him fired, it's what I'm doing.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:18,
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what sort of horses?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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shetlands.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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.we have Karoo, because there's hardly any choice of other companies in this area
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Royal Mail. Seriously.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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when you send an e-mail,do you have to put a stamp on it?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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On every packet.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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Orange8Mb, but cause im far from the exchange i only get 5Mb running a simple test only i got download speed of 3.7Mb.
The live box comes in handy for free home, orange mobile networks and certain 0800 numbers. line rental gets paid too which works out only £25 a month
pure ning
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I went to the shops.I bought noodles.
How about that?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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I just ate some wine gums.I'm quite the rebel.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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FUCK YOU, YOU SICK FUCKING WHORE.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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Damn it they weren't even wine gums,they were fruit pastilles.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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Think of all that sugar rotting your insides(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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Are there hard winegums?aren't they something else completely?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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I've never had that.It looks shit.
I like skittles.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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Who would have thought it.MoT likes something that good people like. I never thought I'd see the day.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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I like quite a lot of things that other good people like.It's a much shorter list to go through things I hate, so it's easier my way.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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You like chocolate milkshake and tuna.That makes you a cunt.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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Chocolate milkshake and tuna are quite popular things.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:14,
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Not among good people.Only cunts.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:15,
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Tuna is perfectly acceptable.WTF are you on about? You're the worst person ever. Even worse than MoT.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:23,
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I didn't realise there were two different sorts of wine gums.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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there aren't.There's wine gums, fruit gums and hard gums, and I'm pretty sure wine gums are just braded fruit gums.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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YesHard and soft one's. The soft one's are shit
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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So this packet here,that just says "Wine Gums" on it, and not "hard" or "soft", what are they, then?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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wait,the Wine Gums packet has fruit pastilles in it as well? Now I'm really confused.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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they're still fairly dissimilari'm not sure how you mixed them up
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well, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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I didn't mix the sweets up,I mixed the names up.
Anyway they're not that different. They're both chewy gelatine-based fruit-flavoured sweets.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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Why would they put Fruit Pastilles in a bag that said "Wine Gums" on it?Bastard Trebor Bassett, fucking with our lives :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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wine gums.He's on about something completely different.
He's also wrong, it's the soft ones that are better.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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I think planearm is thinking of his dad's penis lol(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:00,
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I bought noodles last night to put in my currybut I forgot to eat so I had a whole packet of crumpets for breakfast
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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My wife is doing the cooking and washing up.I am posting shit on a shit forum with far more shit people than good people lately.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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LICK MY CREVICE.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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I won at The Game Of Life AND Monopoly.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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but you just lost the game(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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Fuck that. Hotels on the yellows, oranges and reds and all four stations.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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Can you put hotels on stations?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:05,
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No. I didn't, I meant that I had all four and hotels on the others.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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I like the browns and oranges.The oranges catch people who get caught in jail, and the browns always act as a good little earner.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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Just noodles?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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i was hoping to buy a book on making digital music aimed at people who know nothing about it like me.I did not find any such bookticle.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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I presume you're fully stocked with apples.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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Why do we do this?are we lonely?
I think so.
When do you feel accepted, internet weirdos?
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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I'm bored at work and it's a good way to vent humour and laugh at/with peopleWhen work finishes it's rare you'll find me on here unless I'm drunk late at night.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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happy birthdayassume I'm thai. love you long time.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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T'is tomorrow my friend, but I will pull that greeting through till then :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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happy birthday in advancecoz I'll be at work tomorrow
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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Ask anyoneI am massively needy and require a captive audience to be clever than to justify myself, online.
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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Although whenever anyone asksI just tell them this is all an elaborate joke and that I am the puppet master troll pulling strings across my kingdom of shit memes and irritating charicatures.
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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Actually the truth isI use the internet to prey on vulnerable women with crippling emotional problems and massive flappy fannies.
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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Not reallyI just like to wind up a load of fat wobblerS on the internet by repeating myself, online.
:(
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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NOT REALLYI DO IT TO FILL MY POCKETS WITH NUTRITIOUS INTERNET ATTENTION!
LOOK AT ME, INTERNET.
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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THE INTERNET IS JUST A VEHICLE FOR A HIGHER PURPOSECOCK TUESDAY11!!11!!11
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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hhheheehehehehe :Dtrod on quarterpounders
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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I justify your sadness and feel sorry for your need to be justified in an internet forum.wotcher, how are you? I'm a manic depressive, by the way...
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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I'm just a lonely sad internet wierdoSO THERE!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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I DON'T KNOWSTOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS GODDAMMIT!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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when I get offered work.I wouldn't look at B3ta on company time. Honest.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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I lost 2 jobs due to this site.you're not trying hard enough.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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well I'm not actively trying to be a loser at all, really.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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I get a laugh.And i'm usually waiting somewhere to go to do something.
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Do you have an angular fingeand cut yourself to feel?
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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Entertainment for me.I just leave b3ta running while I cook or watch TV, I don't feel particularly lonely.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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Just been to the shopsWas on my way back when a chav with a can of Fosters approached me on the way back. "Oi mate, gizza can" he asks me, indicating my carrier bag. "No" I reply. "Gizza can mate". "No". "Giz one mate". This goes on for some time. Eventually I had to tell tell him that one, it's illegal to drink alcohol in the street and two, all I had in my carrier bag were toilet rolls.
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It's illegal to drink alcohol in the street?Is that another one of these English Naziisms?
I found out today it's illegal to just camp there. Ridiculous.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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Well, it sort of is, but nobody gets arrestedBut I wanted to tell him fact one before the much better fact two.
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Some towns/cities have alcohol free zones.Although I have heard that it's only illegal if you're drinking and causing trouble, I'm not entirely sure.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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The sort of people that drink in the streets are teenagers and scummers, I think it's a good idea.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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let's make everything illegal before somebody gets upset.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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I bet you drink in the street, scummer.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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Too bloody right I do.Well, in the park, anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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bench trampo!*throws 2p at you* *gwuffs at the pov*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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It's on a street,and it's a public place.
Calm down dear.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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Pubs are on streets too.And public places usually.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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Yeah but errpubs are still private property.
Shut up. You know what I mean.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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Generally in larger, more pisshead-riddled cities.If I got a can from the village shop after work, there'd be no legal objection to drinking it on the green, although it wouldn't be allowed at the station. That said, I'd probably get odd looks for drinking at 6.30am.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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was it a big bag?why do you need so many toilet rolls?
*obligatory wanks in bed gag*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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Didn't you feel odd just buying toilet rolls?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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if all you needed was toilet rolls,would you buy something else you didn't need as well, just to not feel odd?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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Chances are that you are going to need something else tomorrow.Just get it now and save a trip to the supermarket.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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can you see into the future?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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To some extent.I'm going to run out of apples sometime in the next couple of days. I'm not out of them yet. When I wander up to Asda in a bit only needing something to take to work for lunch tomorrow I may well also buy some more apples. I'm a fucking genius.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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Blimey, what a talent.You should go on the telly.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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It was toilet rolls and sherry,but he necked the sherry as soon as he was out the supermarket. The lush.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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I can't stand seeing ugly people in personIt's also socially unacceptable to sit in a pub in your underwear scratching your arse.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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Following on from some of the comparative b3tan forum banter earlier;who do you think is the most typical b3tan?
The b3test, if you will.
Show your workings/tits as appropriate.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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Thats very kind of him.Does he walk up to you and say "porn, porn, conspiracy theories, banking and more porn"?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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He does.And people panic when he goes down.
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thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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that router work ok?(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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Worked out of the box.Cheers.
You weren't kidding when you said you'd filled that drive up!
Many thanks.
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/bogusoriginal.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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*cough Cough*gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/143984_main.jpg
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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Oh you horrible funny cunt :D*mops tea from chin*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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No noThis is Sammi
blog.beliefnet.com/moviemom/igor_finalteaser-(2).jpg
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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I'm uthed to being teathed but thatth abtholutely unnetherthary.
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Igor!*hugs*
*backs off nervously*
*hands back arm*
How's the cellar keeping?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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splendid, IgorSplendid.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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At least learn a BIT of German.NICHT.
As in 'HITLER ACCOUNT IST NICHT FUNNY.'
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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DU BIST EIN DUMBDUMBKOPFTEN ES IST NICHT DIE TALKING IN GERMAN ZAT IST DIE PROBLEM EST IT DIESE TYPINGS IN ENGLISH(, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
zeigen sie mir deine titten(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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I would not say there is a typicalthere are just extremes.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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Typical b3tan?So, they'd have to be fat, spotty, living with their Mum, and have a major social dysfunction making them rage at the world.
JMG, to a T.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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This is where people will reply with something about 'banging a wobble drum'Or something equally hilarious.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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The only wobble drum I have is my belly.(
jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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I think I'll have to go with Supermatt, too.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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Ugh, not in that way:((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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Yes he is -the thought of sleeping with him, however, is not.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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That's simply not trueIm sure nothing makes your mimsy fizz more than the thought of him in only his Neo jacket, bearing down on you, all sweaty and excitable.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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:((((I hate you, Mykey.
How many rats do you have? I was thinking of getting some when I go home. I will have to cat proof them, though.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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What did you do with them?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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It takes at least three people to move Daisy these days(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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6I suggest a sturdy cage. And getting rid of the cats.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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Noooo. Can't do that.I'll have to work on rat armour.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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petprojectblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/ratarmor.jpg
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M o D, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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That's what I mean. It's awesome.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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And this cageThe Freddy
www.rct-rats.co.uk/Info/Available_Cages/Savic_Freddy.jpg
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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Cool, Ronnie has the rabbit version of that.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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I don't think there is oneI think we're all a bit similar really
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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That would mean that b3tans are, on average, thinner than the general population.I find this hard to believe.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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Lu's presence skews the data.(
L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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In JMG's world probably meFat - Check
Antisocial - Check
Needy - Check
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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Clearly its meI'm a fat social outcast loser on the internet, never happier than when ramming cakes into my slavering maw and getting upset, ONLINE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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you could get a job advertising mr kipling cakesas in your tiny mits, the cakes would look huge.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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Piston_boring.socially awkward, not as funny as they think they are, and a face so ugly that the only thing to cuddle it in childhood was a scientist.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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to be fair to piston, he can make or break a bashas people saying `oh for fuck sake piston` can be quite funny.
and
I have known people to be even more social ackward than piston.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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GonzoI'd probably say he is the king of /talk as well
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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I think he's a Duke.Some kind of kick-ass Duke.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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silly preferencefallen angel is not stolen country..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:08,
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Gonzo would probably call himself a Duck(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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what about me then eh eh eh?mr stringbean
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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Your neck is so massive even your V Neck jumpers are Round NecksDon't mess tyman, you know I'm faster than Down's chasing after a tennis ball
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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some fat, virgin, posts here all day, even does youtube vids.... hmmmfriz
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Oh, are you the kid who sent me parody lyricsAre you upset that I didn't sing them?
Oh.. is this why you now don't like me.
Aww.
Poor little guy.
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You have to be more concise in your put-downs.I like to get everything done and out of the way in the first reply. You can actually see your brain working in these three replies here.
D-
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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Ah, but sometimes the delivery like that worksI plan it out as a three post thing.
It's always in threes as well.
PAR EXAMPLE: This tedious shitcunt who was on /board earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9554381
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Someone in posting less than hilarious image on b3ta shocker!Seriously, I liked you better when you were just shit... being shit and mean does not suit you.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:04,
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I'M STILL STUCK IN 1660, IT'S FULL OF DOGS WITH GIN BREATH(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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damn, rejected by friz..that just redefined "low"
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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It was the shittest idea I've ever heardHe basically wanted me to sing "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen, but replace all the pronouns so..
.. get this..
.. it was a BOY singing about how shit a GIRL is in bed!
COMPLETE FLIP REVERSAL!
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It would have been better if it was about going to an event which was supposed to feature a rollercoaster, some candy floss and various stalls featuring games of chance run by gypsies.However, contrary to the advertising, none of these attractions were featured, hence the conclusion that it wasn't a fair.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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I know.I'd send you a copy of some of my parody songs, but unless you're very interested in Irish politics from five years ago you probably won't laugh.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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or indeedif she was singing about hair, but bemoaning the fact that her dark locks were holding up her progression in a media-savvy world where only blondes were attractive.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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Or if she was bogus official and a pasenger hadn't enough money to get on the traion he could say it wasn't fare.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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Or she bought a fake christmas tree and it's not firI don't know.
Stop looking at me.
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I think we might be getting convoluted here.stick with your first idea as it's clearly the best.
Although the hair one might be easier to alter the lyrics to suit?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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Should be about a badly made fence post saying how it's not square and I think it's gunna lean(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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WINNAR.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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Can you read this?OOPSIES ICH VERGESSEN!
KANST DU READEN DIS - DU GROSSER SCHPASCHTICAFTEN?
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Hold on! You're not Austrian! IMPOSTOR!!!Good spot Police Dog
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:02,
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Hang on..Police Dog only appears when you... are... about...
...
GASP!
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VE NEED EINENE NEUER DOGG - VON FUR HITLER TO HAVE AST MEINE PET-GEFAFTEN(, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
I'm here from 9-6. He sends me gazzes so I know when he's about.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:05,
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High efficiency, near-fixed speed water pump engines.Exciting to me.
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well it obviously gets somebody's juices flowing, so to speak.what topology?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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3 cylinder inlineFucker of a flywheel, but it dosn't change speed much and the torque control is the important bit. However thats the novel bit, so if it goes well it will be a trip to the patent office again.
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What have you people done to Captain Wow then?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:48,
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I heard Bogus was involvedI heard there was touching
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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That's not what we heardwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/bogusandbs.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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Because the face says otherwise!OOooooOO
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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This is dreadful bullyingI might turn to food and drink or something
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You really do look like him. I didn't realise how much.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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:(How rude.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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No.That IS Sean from Corrie.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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YegodsThe likeness is uncanny!
So is renaming the link, of course.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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It's a different picture.I did this one first, but put it on a rubbish host, so deleted it.
3.bp.blogspot.com/_IOMgKipAkNM/Skoon-nTFKI/AAAAAAAAADk/vqgvUe5PAiU/s320/4313_191837555156_616190156_6790069_3577665_n.jpg
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FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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WILL YOU LOT STOP POSTING MY PICTUREAt least you could shop it or something
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He's already shopped it.I sympathise though, through constant re-posting of my video.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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I think he knows.That's the joke.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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I despair.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Dunno, I've been laying low.For pretty damned obvious reasons.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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Ooooh, I pressed play on that and then chickened out of actually watching it.I fear if I did I might cringe so much Id turn myself inside out.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:07,
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I dunno, I messaged her on Facebook but nothing :'((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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Who cares.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:48,
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Oh Esme, its so cool when you pretend not to care.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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Why would I care?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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Why would you not care?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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Why would I not not care?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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It's true, I'm lovely.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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SHUT YEE FECKIN FACE NOIT AND BRING SOME GIN BEFORE I GIVE YOU MORE O'BEATINGS FECK DAAAGS!!!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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Yee?I like that. My hair isn't that long, though. 8/10.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:03,
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She has food poisoning(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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Is your sig a reference to a certain Aussie?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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Of course I fucking would.Yes, Esme, it is.
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thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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Haha. thought so.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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What did YOU do with her?or, what would you do with her?
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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I am going on Holiday to Cuba in a couple of monthsand was thinking about bringing back some Cuban cigars to sell (I'm not a smoker myself) - but could any of you give me some advice as to which type to bring back, and also any ideas of where to sell them?
Many thanks.
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No!How long do I cook a chicken on maximums heat before turning it down? and do I close the foil at the beginning or the end?
I am trying an organic chicken for dinner tonight, see if THAT gives me tummy ache.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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20 minutes per pound and add an extra 20 minutes, at 225 degrees C.So I was taught.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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The manwife cooks it unfoiled on about 130 or sofor a few hours, and uses the drained fat on the potatoes. Won't cooking it on the VERE MAXYMUM frizzle it?
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Bats, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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You gave me instructions different to the packet last time it was lovelybut i forgot :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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This is what should be used...www.bbc.co.uk/food/get_cooking/recipes/065.shtml
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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You don't even know where to sell them.How on earth are you going to make any money? Go peddle them in the playground when you go back to school or something.
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Bats, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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Handrolled on the thighs of virgins, sealed shut with the moisture from their flaxom quims.(
rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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I bought the type that Castro used to smoke because I am a rubbish tourist.They are in a yellow and black box, dunno what they are called though
/fuck-all use blog.
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fannycradock, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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Romeo Y Jullieta Churchill's.They gorgeous and well desired here. When I went a couple years back, I got given a box while over there. Decided to smoke rather than sell them though.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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YAY HELP AT LAST!Thanks a lot mate - I've still got no idea where to sell them though :(
Any advice?
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That's a difficult one, I planned to sell mine so I joined up to a few cigar forums but never got around to putting them up for sale.It's worth signing up on one as most have a sell/buy section.
Also see if you have a tobaconnists near you as some sell proper nice cigars and might be up for buying some.
Make sure you read up on the law about bringing cigars back though, there's a limit on them and rum. Think we managed to bring back 5 bottles of rum and about 40 cigars because they didn't check us!
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Enjoy it, it's an amazing place.(
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Partagas Lusitanias please.(
L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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Fancy dress sucks assbut work has a fancy dress do coming up with the theme of 'dress that song' (ie. dress up as a song title). Any suggestions? Preferably including a soldier outfit which is the only fancy dress costume I have.
So far I've thought of sticking a cable up a doll's arse and coming as plug in baby. not the greatest....
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chomp yur doin it rong(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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Oh, is THAT what he says?I keep hearing "Kiss me doo da doh" like the retarded four year old he is
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Note to self:Strikethroughs on apostrophes dont work and make it look like a small man is running away from a throwing star.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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go in your normal get upyou can do "tragedy"
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get entirely waxed and go with only tiny hessian sack marked SWAG over your genitaliasmooth criminal
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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dress up as the KWEEN OV UR HEARTSand get on like a slut
Dirty Diana
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Go as the sleeping guy from 3guys1hammer(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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It's ok, nor did I.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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Slit your wrists and go as The Razors Edge by AC/DC.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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go in a giant chicken costumemansized rooster
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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Splat various shades of curry all over yourself and say you've come as a Korma Chameleon(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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"you're in the army now" obviously(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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Dress up as Michael Jackson & Bubbles"everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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Walk into the party, trash their furniture, shit on their stairs and piss on their pets.Unforgiven.
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go dressed as an ordinary b3taI'd do anything for love (even that)
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alternate song title for that idea - to die a virgin(
Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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wrap yourself up in blue crepe paper until it becomes difficult to move your limbs normallytangled up in blue
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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Go in your own clothesand you can be 'Come As You Are' by Nirvana.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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Or go in and have a wankand be the same song.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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WOWI am inviting you to my next fancy dress party.
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RedStar returneth, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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She does a good norky cowgirl ventriloquist dummyGottle og geer
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I was wondering where your other hand was...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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I was gurning for ages waiting for whoever was trying to take the picEsme probably. My gob went into cramps.
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5 seconds after the flash you probably had to go and do a quick plop in the toilets from all the straining(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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"New for our celebrity lookalike 2009 catalogue;Jessie the yodelling cowgirl from Toy Story 2 (lifesize) and Coronation Streets own Sean Tully"
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FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Hotlinking disabled?Are you trying to send me your private pics of Tara?
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Go naked, with white paint and broken glass all up your back."Why don't we do it in the road?"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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shave your head and forcibly eject any ethnics therewhite room
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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Sellotape two bibles under your feetand go as 'Living On A Prayer'
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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kick the shit out of the hostIt's my party (and I'll cry if i want to)
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go as normal but part your hair on the other side of your headmirror man
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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go in your coolest clothesdedicated follower of fashion
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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so i'd need to turn up in my Dragon & Unicorn under a moon T-Shirt and Stonewashed jeans with combat pockets?Man, I'm so cool *cools*
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+staple copies of Grazia magazine to your arse(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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Go as Rob."You're in the Navy".
lolgay
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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rob agrees with me.win.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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heh - I actually looked to see if anyone had already posted thisbut my CTRL F QUO found nothing. Damn you, and your incomplete citations.
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what can I sayI don't know my Quo, but I know the songs on the radio from my childhood.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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"Metal Fingers in my Body"Go as a robot and have nothing but continuous sex with an extremely horny woman until your diodes burn out
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Alternatively, go as Anal Cunt's "I Like Drugs And Child Abuse"(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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Don't utter a single word all night."Hush", or even "Don't Speak"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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or "Shadappa ya face"(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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Dress up as the final episode of CountdownFinal Countdown
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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Wear a suit, but use some car jump leads as a tie and beltbecause You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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Dress normally, but take explosives and 4L of spunk.Detonate it in the middle of the party - Sex Bomb
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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Dye your hair red and orange. Wear a white tube all along your body. Shake your head about violently all the time.Candle in the Wind.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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Go dressed as a Doctor and feel up all the chicks."Sexual Healing"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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Actually, this is a good idea (without the feeling up bit)Be a good ice-breaker, anyway.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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Go nude and dripping wetNaked in the Rain
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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Dress up as Baby PHit Me Baby One More Time
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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Cheeky Girls - This Is Life (Touch My Bum)Dress as a cheeky cheeky girl, wiggle your bottom at everyone, job done.
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Ransack the place with a flamethrowerProdigy - Firestarter
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broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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or take a sex doll and occasionally punch it in the faceSmack my Bitch Up
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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Walk around trying to dry hump everything.I'm Too Sexy
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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Go as a lady b3tan"fat bottomed girls"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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Just stand really close to a girl.You can be "Stand By Me" and she can be "Stand By Your Man".
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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And someone else can beDon't Stand So Close To Me
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:38,
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Go dressed as a tramp"Gimme Shelter"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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black up and go as jacksonhe wore militray stuff all the time.. so you can pick any song
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Spend the party shagging your girlfriend dressed as a policewomanNWA - Fuck Tha Police
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Just wear a massive cardboard box, wrapped in brown paper and string"Signed, sealed, delivered"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40,
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Whisper secrets about everyone to everyone else.Informer
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40,
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Set your shoes on fire.Here Comes The Hotstepper
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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Walk around with a cocktail shaker and go with a mate dressed in a stripy top, with a SWAG bag.The bartender and the thief.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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Don't let anyone touch you.Can't Touch This
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:43,
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Put your foot through the wallOne Step Beyond
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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Go as the guy from1 guy 1 jar...
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Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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Go dressed as the capital of the Republic of Austria and also one of the nine states of Austria with a population of about 1.7 million by far the largest city in Austria, as well as its cultural, economic, and political centre.Vienna.
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rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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go normally but be obnoxious and ruin the whole thing for everyonedeath of a party
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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What is a snakes favourite pub?The Slither Inn.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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What goes black white blue?Michael Jackson.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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That's not a snake joke.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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I'm going to the shops. Without putting a space in the message body. My life is greatly improved.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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What's black and brown and looks good on Michael Jackson?A rottweiller
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That could be adapted to be a harry potter jokeWhat's Snapes favourite pub...
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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no pub.because it's a work of fiction.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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What's Ron Weasley's favourite pub?He hasn't got one because he's got no friends and is never invited out.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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I have a ginger friendHe plays wow and his character is also ginger
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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They are deffo a bit mental in my experience(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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^that makes me sound like a mental,I'm only joking gingers can be considered people too.
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that's also not really true,I was just going to meet her for a coffee in her afternoon break and she couldn't make it.
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im a ginger and i have no friends.im just not a fan of people.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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The Green Dragon?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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The Wizard's Sleeve(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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I'm going to WHINEthat's what I'm going to do.
Work is mad busy.
I'm trying to book train tickets to the seaside but when I click to buy them the internet keeps telling me that they aren't available, despite them being there in pixels on the computer screen.
I tried to buy a lovely dress but totally failed thanks to my comedy chest.
Christ, I could murder a pint. Or some other fucking life fail.
/BLOG
HELLO
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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I am playing football laterWhat sort of goal celebration should I do?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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Slide across the floor on your face(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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Pretend your walking a dog of the toy variety with a tiny mince in your step(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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Oh, I like this one.It's a work game and I'd do it n'all if there weren't a couple of dour sourpusses playing.
I think we should change criteria for players next month. Doesn't matter about skill, rather than your ability and desire to perform elaborate celebrations.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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Or put the ball up your top and pretend to be pregnant, that was mine.I'd give birth to the ball too on the centre spot after.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6265312
We should totally do a b3tan 5 a side game. Bonus goal if the celebration is funny/original/upsetting.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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I'm going to have a Resuscitation Doll on stand by for me to make out with(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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I could 'finger gun' at my own feet, doing the "dance, boy, dance" style of hot-footing.Or enlist a team-mate to be the shooter.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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two tickets to the gun show, baby.the only way to bag a classy lady.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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On this subjectI'm playing in an invitation 6-a-side cricket tournament on Saturday. How should I celebrate my inevitable boundaries or wickets taken? there will be spectators.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Run round the entire boundary, high fiving the crowd.Then insist that everyone waits for you while you're bent double, getting your breath back, for 10 full minutes.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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I think most definitely this.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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If you said to FF "Oh damn, my tits won't fit in this dress" I bet he would smile and do an air punch behind his back instead of comforting you(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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It's true.He has no sympathy for me. No blokes do.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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No no, not SAGGY AS FUCK.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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Hello, you tiny disabledLife in the tiny ghetto getting you down?
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Fings is well bad, innit?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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hellobuying things online is often a pain in the bottoms.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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You're putting your golf shoes on wrong(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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I do that on purpose.It's buying things online that's the problem.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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www.poshgirlvintage.com/bmz_cache/4/4d8b418d83c65b2198765cb308cdd82e.image.300x330.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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www.neoncola.co.uk/strayhats/cathatwhite.jpg
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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It's going to be about 30cA wooly hat is not a good idea
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magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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Which seaside are you trying to visit. Many are appealing but turn out to be rubbish.My nabaztag:tag arrived today and I have no internets for at least another 2 weeks
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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i dont mind a bit of southendor walton.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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We're going to That Brighton.To visit b3tans. OFFLINE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Madness!Pixels are not real life. Brighton is alright though.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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i can top thatnext of next weekend im in...SLOUGH :(((((
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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fucking tell me about it.i used to live there half the week with my ex...for three long fucking hellish tedious years.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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Oh god, you poor thingIt's like if you had to describe the colour 'grey' to someone I'd show them around Slough.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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It's not that grey and uninterestingwhen I lived there someone was decapitated in the car park of my local with a ceremonial sword. Made a right fucking mess.
Still, I'll agree it's a proper shitehole.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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there are just no redeeming features.depressing as fuck.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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The hotel was gorgeousIt's just that you had to go outside at the end of it
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I can whine tooI had planned an awesome quiet afternoon off 1-3.30 all to me
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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mongy fingersAnyway to continue
I got collared outside work and dragged into a near 2 hours meeting and bang went my 1st afternoon off in about 6 weeks
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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Some bastards put up scaffolding next door so I kicked off due to wanting quiet on my day off(, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
So am I.The rest of the country is apparently in a heat wave and it has just started drizzling here.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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What's it like up your way?''Jog on'' with a hint of ''shut up''?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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well its not fucking pinkDIV.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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If you play the earthsong video by michael jackson backwardsYou can see that it was actaully michael jackson who was tearing down the amazonian rainforest. Good ridance I say.
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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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Oh dear...And that, dear poster, was your first mistake.
SNE.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP(
Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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So is that lubrication, persuasion or brute force?(
jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Some say mrbongo doesn't make mistakesonly things that haven't discovered to be true yet
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magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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BEENKYwas Glastonbury fun did you get burnt were the bands good I see the weather was good?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii spangoliiiiiiiiiiinglastonbury was FUCKING fun i did not get burnt i did get a bit muddy at some point but then i got wellies and the bands were WELL GOOD and the stalls were cool and i got two new hats and the greenpeace field was hippygood and and and i want more time off to sleep now.
i spent a lot of the time fairly wasted.
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sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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GOOD I am GLAD!Wasted in a field is a good way to be. Oh yes.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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it was so goooooddid you have a nice time drinking in that barcelona?
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sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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I did indeedI missed out on all the culture due to being drunk. I'll go back and do that later :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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And if you play Black & White blackwards he goes around the world dancing with people!No, wait...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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what happened?did something happen to Michael Jackson?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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Flapjunior's three years old.He saw MJ's death on the news, asked who it was and what he did. I said it was Michael Jackson, he used to sing songs and dance, but he died.
"Oh," said Flapjr., "what did he fall off?"
/tedious dad blog
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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So if anyone knowsplease tell me and I'll pass it along.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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Hang onThe subtext here is that you tell your bairns to sit down or they'll fall and die. Terrible parenting.
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I did wonderI found him halfway up the neighbour's scaffolding the other day*, but I'm sure I didn't threaten him with death about it.
*strikethrough etc
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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That's where you're going wrongThreats at every turn. We built an empire on that kind of thing.
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"and that's not a thread, it's a promise" my mum used to say.I'm still not entirely sure what the difference is.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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We were forever being threatened with being killed./Irish parents blog.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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By which I meanI threatened that he'd be picked up and carried off by giant two-headed crows and forced to work 16-hour days clawing gravel from a quarry.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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The mortal coil.Aww.
Dammit, too slow.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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HA!Too late dragging the step ladder to the desk there, small legs.
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I have to jump from key to key:(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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That's the cutest thing I've ever read on the internetI imagine you prancing, fairy-like, until you have to spell alarm.
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H - A - L - P(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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bad times.mind you, I've been saying for ages he should cut down on the Gut Bar. I've been saying, haven't I? Haven't I been saying?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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I like watching him moonwalk forwards.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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I'm helping my sister fill in her police application form.She has to write about a situation where she's had to tell people something that might have upset them and she can't think of anything. I don't know what I'd write for that either.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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How about a pug dog being hit in the face with a spade?(
jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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Your dog's farts smellPug chuffs smell like Megan Fox's tits.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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They are dogrightsPug backwards is Gup, which is Indian for something probably.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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your mum died in a car crash... but we retrieved a new will from the wreckage that excludes you(
sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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"Is it in yet?"(
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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"I'm pregnant, I'm keeping it, and the doctor says it's going to be an AIDS baby, whatever that means"(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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I hate application forms like that.It's like, you can only get a job if you're doing the same job already.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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"I'm so sorry, I don't know how to tell you this... They'd run out of Phish Food, so I h... I had to get... Chunky Munky... I'm so sorry"(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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you hush your whore mouth, Chunky Monkey is the best flavour(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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This is the best video for that song.www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kxJbESYJJ4
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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HEAR HEAR!That pesky rainforest has been pissing me off since day one
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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And if you play Billie Jean backwards he goes around turning all the lights off. I think you'll find he was very energy conscious(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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He was also responsible for Hurricane Katrina.BURN IN HELL.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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And if you watch Thriller backwardshe COMES BACK TO LIFE
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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And if you watch Moonwalker backwards he blow paedo revival lasers at Joe Pesci and then chases after loads on soldiers and who then help to rebuild his music shop by sucking bullets out of it(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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Ha ha you watched it on Saturdaydint ya?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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Sure ya did(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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And if you watch Beat It backwards people have a dance and then they all walk home(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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And if you watch Thriller backwards a girl chases him around because he's ugly and then he goes through puberty via the power of dance a bit then they go see a movie(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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If you watch his life backwards, its like watching somebody turn the brightness and contrast down on a movie.(
FoldsFive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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If you watch that porno backwards it's a guy using his cock to suck that nasty white stuff off her facewith his Hoover cock. He also attempts to suck the moisture out of her fanny and bum hole as well which is why he's dressed as a plumber at the end.
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magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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And if you watch Remember The Time backwards he climbs out of baskets and chases after big black men with spears and then dances and disappears which pleases Eddy Murphy(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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I just watched The Bed Sitting Room while ironing.I enjoyed it.
My wife did not.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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and then what happened?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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Just a title?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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since when?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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You're the worst kind of person there is.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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is that the same kind as Hitler?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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Hitler was a good man.He had come to a conclusion that there was a moral absolute and tried to get to it. At the expense of his own life.
Good bloke. Stop slagging him off.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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I was only comparing him to you,don't be so harsh on yourself.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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are you calling Hitler kind?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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HE WAS A VERY MORAL MAN.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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yes but the wrong kind of morals(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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AyeHe was a vegetarian too, and very good with kids. And very good at public speaking.
Unlike me.
/Edit
Shit, that means I'm worse than Hitler.
Anyone fancy a shower?
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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for health reasons,the only sensible reason really. I don't know if that was the cause of, or supposed treatment for, his terrible flatulence.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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The whole final solution thing was hygiene-related tooin his view. It was just a bit of OCD gone wrong.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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You probably muck it up and put custard gas in there.You'd end up with loads of banana coloured happy jews.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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The real shit is the Jewish kid who bullied him at school.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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The Jew kid used to ping bagels at him with his curly side burns(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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Is that the synopsis for 'Mein Kampf'?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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I enjoyed seeing the inside of an elephant last nightI was disappointed not to see giant knackers slightly
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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I really wanted to see thatI hope they only used common garden tools to do it too and put make-up on him afterwards.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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it was a lady elephantI still don't quite understand the thing with the lungs though
how come they have that and whales don't?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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maybe it's because whales just blob about on the surface not doing muchbut elephants are actively swimming so need much faster gas exchange
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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I guess whales only breathe when they come up,not while they're swimming along.
Imagine a whale with a big trunk though, that would be awesome.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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what's the thing with the lungs?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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they don't have a pleural cavity, elephant lungs are attached directly to the ribsso when their chest expands the lungs are forced to expand rather than rely on the negative pressure in the pleura like us,
they said it might be due to the pressure an elephant is under when it is submerged and swimming, using its trunk as a cool snorkle
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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what's this?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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In that case they should have wabbed out her massive eleclit and boxed it like Mike Tyson having a 1996 flashback(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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I see that in Philip French's opinion, it represents "one of the greatest comic casts ever assembled," which surely refers more accurately to /talk, and also that it "comes across as a grimly prophetic depiction of a world out of control and on the way to extinction," which again, well, you know...
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vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Hello, internet.I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for anybody but you.
If you were a piece of machinery, what would you be?
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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I'd be programmed to rummage through other peoples food-based wastes and convert them to excrement.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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A Nimitz class aircraft carrier(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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You WISH! fnar fnar fn...oh...that doesn't quite work with you does it...meeh(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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*throws sausage on a fork at your face*/ac
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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I'd like to see tacpprm and your's mechanical lovechild(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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a bottle-opener(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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A ten ton pneumaticcyberdildonicrobofuckmantis.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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I suppose that would fit, too.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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It's a children's bookI've no idea where the fuck the word comes from though? Epiplexis?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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One of these:books.google.com/books?id=YZ-0U3pWdysC&dq=the+epiplectic+bicycle&printsec=frontcover
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Some sort of electric branding iron for cattle(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!It's impossible to burn a pug anyway, they just pop like a balloon and fizz off on a aerial wrinkly adventure
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Police Dog is undercover as a Pug. That dog is a GENIUS!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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*Rwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooo...*(
jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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MOTHERFUCKING TRACTOR(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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a tiny phone that beeps a lot, and is impossible to find in your handbag.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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I don't carry a handbag though(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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then no spango-phone for you!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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What about if you've got one of those belt loop phone holders that IT technicians from the late 90s had?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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spango-phone is too stylish for thatbut it does have an optional battery pack that has to be carried in a wheelbarrow.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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:(I have combat trousers, spango-phone could be kept in one of the leg pockets
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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You'll need the spango-phone nano trouser editionwhich is not compatible with the docking station of spango phone, and requires a 1gb application on the special Spango PC for you to import your contact list.
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magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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Wait, what?There's smaller versions of the smallest phone?
These are pretty big combat trousers, you could probably get a macbook air in one of the leg pockets.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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Of course there is a smaller version of the smaller phoneand it's 40% less powerful, and gives you 3 minutes of calls between charges. However, it does gently rub your leg while in your pocket.
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magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Combine harvester.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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in exchange for adding your 43 acres to my 20, I suspect so.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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Would I fuck.There's a reason those Wurzels were shit farmers, I'm not going to replicate them.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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Candle!I would like to be an airplane.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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no, I think she'd like to be a seminal comedy movie from the early 80s.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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+but that's not important right now(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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I am seriousand don't call me shirley.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit quoting Airplane(
broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Birdplane(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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Hello the land where fun comes to die! JMG here.What's the hot topic amongst you internet users?
Who's the current group hate figure?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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THAT FUCKING BITCH PATRICIA ROUTLEDGE(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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I think she lives on the mum with her dole.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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OH JMG, my interview didn't go very well.Maybe soon I too will be a dole-scrounger like yourself.
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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You can't be dole on here until a large mammal in the third world decrees it.You've a long way to go yet, sonny.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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The kangaroos are getting restless.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Did you try and wank their back dicks?What happened? Sometimes if you think the interview has gone too well then that's usually a worse sign mate.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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There'll be an angry, fat mob outside JMG tower shortly.Armed with jumbo pitchforks for the tubbier handed folks.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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You provide gunfire from the side, Captain Noit.I'll be in the garage trying to bump-start the JMG tanks.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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*mans the barbecue sauce cannon**lets loose the hounds*
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Do they have bees in their mouths?(
NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Horray JMG,I have a film project in development at the moment I am calling "JMG's Fault," in which a community of oddballs live on the edge of a geological timebomb. There are going to be some GREAT action sequences
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vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Here's MY review of "Goal 3", as seen on Facebook:"I honestly think the worst film I have ever seen is "Goal 3". If they'd have dragged out my parents halfway during Police Academy 7 and shot them, it would in no way have been as depressing and upsetting as this movie. I may even go as far as crying blood."
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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it's rubbish.it sinks.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I've got mixed feelings about that filmit was ok to watch but the girl I saw it with got all upset about people dying at the end (fuck knows what she expected) & I didn't get any afterwards. I might have to have a word with Mr Cameron & tell him he owes me a shag, so to speak.
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broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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"ok to watch" ?you're fucking dead to me. DEAD.
it's the biggest load of mushy substandard bland toss since ... i dunno..... toss began. And feeding DiCappucino to pigs would be too lenient on him. And too cruel to the pigs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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Nonsense, there is a big sinky shipand kate winslets boobies, whats not to like?
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broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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either of those things, frankly.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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I'm with Broadsword on this oneWinslett has cracking norks, DiCaprio freezes to death (albeit fictionally)..
but the best version of Titanic was A Night to Remember
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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you're all fucking insanemadder than a box of frogs on acid.
I've nothing particularly against winslet's chest potatoes, obviously, but I'm not going to watch 3 hours of mindless pap for 10 seconds of anyone's norks.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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oh man, did you see the guy hit the propellor(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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It was all likeweeeeeeeeeeee clang whap whap whap SPLASH
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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"Goal 4: Who's The Man In Black? One Of Their Dads?"It's written by me, you see
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I toyed with the idea of forming a b3ta bandI'd be playing my fat face as bongos.
You can do a dole solo.
Moohalaa can be the front man
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I see Baldmonkey more as our Suge Knight.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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hello JMGI'm currently eating some food
and if any internet user can give me a valid reason to divulge the precise nature of this food or even convince me that such knowledge will have any significant impact on their lives then today, and for one day only, I will reveal what I am eating and comment on its quality
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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I'm off shoppingCan you recommend me any foodstuffs I might enjoy the partaking of?
For example, something you may be eating now.
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I thoroughly recommend you buy some food that you like then eat itin total fucking silence
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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the not knowing is killing you isn't it?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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again, you are attempting to circumvent rule 1details of the exact nature of my lunch are strictly on a need to know basis
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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it's probably just some rubbish,like a pot noodle or something.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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isn't it sooooooo deliciously tantalising?you lot have never been closer to knowing precisely what I'm eating
all you have to do is convince me that it's important and I'll tell you everything
come on dullards, you can do better than this!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Don't tell everyone, we should guess
Is it gooseberry pie?
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vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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you're jumping the gun herefirst you need to convince me that you need to know the answer
wow, that could have been a line from Matrix Revolutions right there
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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I enjoy and applaud this "string along the fat" approach to diviluging.Another landmark set, G.
*National anthem*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I've even taken a photograph of it for the lucky prize winner(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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Penis,clearly penis.
Nobody would take a photo of anything else online.
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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or a hugely distended set of labialike a badly-packed kebab.
/did you get my Randomburn, by the way?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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A terrorist organisation has set a bounty on your lunchif we can't get a positive ID on it then we won't be able to rescue it, and you'll be directly responsible for the next 9/11.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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if it means we avoid another tedious food post, I'm happy to live with mass murder on my conscience(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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I'm going to post something regarding my lunch every ten minutes until you reveal it.SO THERE.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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knock yourself out bubba, I'm going outside in the sunshine(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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I'm sweating like a peach.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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I had a shedload of gazzes from a b3tan last nightapparantly I'm a terribly bully :(
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broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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I'm going to guess ... roaneah(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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I didn't even know who this was so I did a search and now I've got nonce all over my screen(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Were you being meanOr are they just sensitive?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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Yeah, you cunt.Hello sexy
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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I'd be careful greeting me, I may bully youhello mate, how goes it?
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broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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Fucking awesome!I do no difficult work and get money for it and everything seems to be falling my way.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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PLEASE STOP MOCKING MY TROTTERS(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I didn't mean it.You fucking SHITEHOUSE.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I'm trying to decide if this show would be worth seeingwww.ticketfactory.co.uk/Series/ClassicalSpectacular0912.html
I like classical music and I like lasers
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Aw man you should go.I went a couple of years ago. It was fucking brilliant. I might be going this year as well.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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Woo sounds good :)Just got to find someone to go with - my missus hates classical music
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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I could do that with my car stereo and a couple of laser pointers sellotaped to my headAnd I only charge £3.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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Exchange server.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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Ha. Having fun?It was ISA for me during lunch - no users connected, and ISA consuming 2 gigs of memory on one of the servers. Greedy bastard.
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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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I can't get it to work with Entourage:(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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