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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

YAY! Bunbuns!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

Too many brackets.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

(What?)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

I've 'ad 'er!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

The yiff is strong in this one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

Ooooo...you said the "D" word!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:48, archived)

probably this one

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)

Official Brian Blessed T-Shirt Compo Tiebreaker

Here's a little competition we're running in the newsletter this week. We've got 5 Brian Blessed T-Shirts to give away and you just have to complete a tiebreaker. 5 best replies (according to our judges) get a shirt.

The tiebreaker is "I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because..." (50 words or less.)

Or if you want to buy one they're £15.
www.blessedoriginals.co.uk/tshirt.php

UPDATE: WINNERS ANNOUNCED! Bourbon Fox, Pobblepop, Gronkpan, SauronWibble and Rev. Jayneflakes.

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rob, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

... I like loud clothes.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

Fuck, I mis-read that as "5 words or less."

Otherwise, I'd have answered "... a loud t-shirt would go with my loud tie."

Which was equally lame.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

Strangely enough

I read it as "5 words or less" too. TWICE. I think my eyes must have gone rancid. Or something.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

Slightly confused.

The site will take payment but not ask delivery details!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

This could be some kind of scam - or possibly scamola!

Maybe you have to collect it yourself.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

Silly wuffle. Obviously Brian 'King of the Hawk Men' Blessed will swoop down and deliver it!

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

D'oh!

So long as the Blessed Angel sings then all will be well.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

This is SCIIIIIIIIENCE!!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

Paypal nonsense

Hmmm.... sorry, I've run through the payment details a few times, was fine when we tested it. In truth its only Paypal, all it does is pass my details and the t-shirt size to Paypal then everything else is collected by them, what with them being much better at internet security than me, and all. Are you using your Paypal account (in which case maybe the problem is that they already know your delivery details, which is why they're not asking) or are you using your credit card as a guest account?

I can feel Google checkout coming on....

(ruminator Never knowingly overestimated, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)

Congrats on your seventh message:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)

my flabby, naked chest disgusts women and the police demand I keep it covered in public.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

"...I've only got one leg"

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)

hahaha!

*loves bottom*

- that could be misunderstood

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Weetobix, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

You looking for good time mister?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

hahah

"clever bastard!"

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

that's all very nice but I like black not red plus it looks more like Leo McKern than Brian Blessed

do I win?
EDIT: who is sexeh lady?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

I think it looks like Ricky Grover/Buller...

EDIT: The T-Shirt looks like Buller not the lady...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

BULLER! :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

He loves his mum

And handing out 'Peckham smiles'

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

its a photo

And not of Leo McKearn, surprisingly.

(ruminator Never knowingly overestimated, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

... my tie-dye codpiece isn't loud enough.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

tie-DDDDDDYYYYYYVVVVE

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

It screams so I don't have to.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

I'm remaining defiant

www.b3ta.com/board/10677685

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

I need to check my oil.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)

it will protect me in my hunt for the Yeti

(pdjpdj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

My others are all getting a bit threadbare, and I quite like the design.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

then I’d have a red Brian Blessed T-Shirt, if they’re red, or is there a choice? I like blue but Blessed as Guevara works better on red so I would choose that. I've just remembered that there's a photo of the T-shirt right there and it is red. Or maybe or

-ange

Damn, 51 words.

And I've discovered a character limit in the subject box!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

...if I went outside without a shirt, I would catch a cold and DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

That is all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

I'd like a t shirt nice compo people because Mr. Blessed says

GIVE HIM THAT FUCKING SHEEPTAMPERING, ARSEFELCHING PISSING WANKNOBBLED, SQUIRREL-TITTIFYING MANSALT OF A CLOTHING ITEM! IF YOU DON'T I'LL KICK YOUR DOGS SO HARD IN THEIR ARSES I'LL HAVE NEW SLIPPERS! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Thanks muchly

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

...nothing scares the enemy more than a scowling giant wearing a beret.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)

... I'm up for the chance to get anything without paying because I'm a right stingey cunt

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

Hahaha! You're on a winner there, fella!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)

BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING COLD UP FUCKING EVEREST!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

Why can I never think of anything witty at moments like these :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

...it's my B3taday and all I got was this lousy 2mb animated gif on the FP.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

^ FORK HANDLES!

~~FORK HANDLES~~FIVE CANDLES - Happy 4 years, 11 months and 27 days

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

Cheers, WB.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because I sweat profusely and require clean clothing

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because I walk around in sewers and most of my clothes smell like shit

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because I have sperm stains on all my other t-shirts

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because I'm running out of things to wrap the bodies in

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because I'm a tight fisted fucker that normally gets my clothes from ebay

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

I fail to see how this predicament is unique to you.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

I have also ejaculated on other peoples t shirts

*edit

CANDLES :D

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

I wondered whose that was...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

stop being so damn sexy then

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

HOLY FUCK LET'S ALL JIZZ ON EACH OTHER

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

Ain't no party like a jizz party

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

This should be on a T-Shirt.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

The newsletter subject line compo isn't for another few days yet, but thank you for your contribution.
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rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, In The Year, 25:25, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)

Gah, now you've jinxed it.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

Happy candle day! :D

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)

*high fives*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

hey rob

why not give all 5 to Riverghost's Charity B3ta Auction instead?

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

THIS^^

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)

.... I have spend all my money on Gif compression software !

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:06, archived)

AHahaha ^ this

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)

"...bugger, shit, fuck, shit, fucking sphincter, arsehole, up your arse, up your cunt, fuck you sideways you fucking boring fucking whore."

As the great man said himself.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:11, archived)

...it looks like it comes with a lady in it and it would be nice to have a lady in a T-shirt especially if it was just the T-shirt. I've got myself all hot and bothered now and could do with a clean T-shirt.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10695052

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10695058

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

I wonder how many albino models there are in the uk?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

We should endeavour to find out

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

A quick google images check and there are quite a few world wide

this guy scares me

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

I typed I need albino women into google, but it didn't help much

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

That's not a lady.

Clearly a boy.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

A boy with tits?

Whatever next!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

dA/b3ta Super Site!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

...I need something to wear to my friend's mother's funeral. I hope I don't stand out too much.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)

This reply needs more love :)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

You mean, like, a Brian Blessed T-shirt? :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)

...I am a massive wanker

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)

"PALM PILOT?! SOUNDS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE!" - Brian Blessed.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

O_o

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

HAHA

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Bish0p, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)

Because....

Guevara's Aliiiiiiiiiiive!

(seriously, why couldn't you donate at least one to the B3ta Auction?)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

sure

I've got a signed copy of one of Brians books, some original Flash film cells, a signed pantomime program (also starring Toyah Wilcox) and a T-shirt.

(ruminator Never knowingly overestimated, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

because I know where you live...

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because.....

I'm a cunt. Is that enough?

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

I have just bought one and I need a spare

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Weetobix, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

...OTHERWISE I WILL KILL AGAIN

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

...I've already spent hundreds on thyroid gland sugery.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

Really?

I had mine done at Bupa and it cost thousands.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

I wanted them to make me sound more like the big man himself.

I think they botched it.

DIIIIIIiIiiiiiIiiiiiuuuuuvuh!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

If only....

it gave me a voice like his! It's slightly deeper than it was before but with an annoying raspy quality. Not forgetting, of course, that I'm a gurl.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes

Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

Ha ha, I think this should win.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)

Oooh

happy flaming red thingy day!

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

Ta.

It depresses me that 2007 was five years ago. And not just because it involves maths.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

Everyone listen to what he/she said.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

If I try and stick my cock up my arse I look like a girl.

It must be flaccid. That's essential.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

I say 'if'.

Of course, I mean 'when'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

*gets oldschool reference*

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Weetobix, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

...its easier to explain to the Mrs than Brian Blessed underpants

(UTB, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

+ why
+'s
+ are in amongst your porn stash

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)

because the one belonging to my dyslexic Downs Syndrome son was ruined when I put it in too hot a wash. Yes, it was Brian Damaged. Oh.

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

Get out.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

*Bows and leaves, brimming with the smug knowledge that the t-shirt is as good as his*

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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

...

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)

...because it's my 8th b3taday today

and I need to look cooler than the other kids.

(empty head, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)

That's not going to happen.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

8 years and still no donation

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

I give my spare dole to

Sainsburys basic range instead though.

(empty head, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

Because this is worth unlurking for.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)

...I'm too young to wear a Che Guevara shirt.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

because i was just in a car crash, it hurts when i breathe and my leg is not in a good way

Also because kind strangers have put me up in a caravan for the night and so far they havent tried to rape me. So yeah, because of the kindness of strangers.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

Wait until dark....

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

it's 2am

We crashed at 11pm.

I look forward to being near a hospital tomorrow, pretty impressed they have phone coverage here

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

Hope you're ok mate

Heal fast

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

god, i actually thought you were joking at first

sorry :( get to a hospital and get better fast

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

Me too...

I'm really sorry to hear that it's all true. Hope you can get everything sorted without too much hassle and that you heal up quickly. Thank goodness that strangers can still be kind in this day and age.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

What ^they said

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:53, archived)

cheers guys

I'll be fine, probably just a cracked rib and a fracture somewhere in my leg. More rattled than anything else. My mate is also fine.

Remember to buy expensive tires and have a car with airbags.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

Jesus fuck.

Get well soon.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)

eep, hope you are ok

hows the car?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10695217

Sorry guys i dont keep it uo tonight, thankyou all for your well wishes. www.b3ta.com/board/10695217

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

i'llbe back in sydney tomorrow and will be angry for fucks

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

Jeepers

hope you're okay feller

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

Oh fuck! They can't take my gronkpan away! Hang in there man!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

Fuck!

So much for "lucky devil"! Hope you are well soon!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)

"I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because..."

the fat man makes me laugh. I want one so much I'm tempted to buy one, but I'm also cheap, like your mum, so I'd rather win one instead.

(chrisedebo has found a sentence that fits in his signatu, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

Because I've got your wife and child with me now, would you like to speak to them?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

he agreed to be the godfather of my as-yet unconceived children in the b3ta interview last year

and frankly, he owes me one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

he constantly mocks me by having a tshirt with my face on it, so its only fair.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

...a Blessed t-shirt on my brawny belly would prevent my armpits from becoming smelly, i've worn my others far too much and they're starting to smell like ovens dutch.

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

I want people to hear my fashion sense before they see it.

(oh and because ive enclosed a fiver, mums the word)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

I'm not loud enough already

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed t-shirt

because I look just enough like Brian Blessed for people to stop and say “You’ve got a picture of yourself on your t-shirt” then I can say “Actually it’s Brian Blessed” then they can say “Oh yes you do look a bit like him” then I can go home and tell my mum that someone mistook me for Brian Blessed again.

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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

what an exceptionally entertaining potential anecdote!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

I'd donate it to Happytoasts charity auction and they need the money.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

It would be an extra week that I didn't need to go to the laundrette

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)

I will pose in it without wearing a brassiere beneath, and shall post the resulting photo on B3ta.

I may or may not be male and/or obese. Choose me at your own risk.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

It would come in handy to wipe my arse on.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

I don't already own enough shit tee shirts

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

...because I'M Brian

and so is my wife

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

Easy

My bitch tits would make him look like he had bulging eyes and my beer gut would give his a proper 3D follow you around the room beard. I'd wear in on stage and it will make my crap jokes funnier.

(waxdart hello., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

... my Tosh Lines underpants have worn out

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

haha

Hes still cut up over viv martella

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

... what better way to celebrate the Queen's diamond jubilee?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

... I've got a Z-cars convention coming up

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

50 words or less

Less what?

Grammar nazi boiling piss

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Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

You demand Führer words you nazi svine....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

isn't it rule 3 in this?

oxforddictionaries.com/words/less-or-fewer

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rob, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)

but don't worry, I don't have any boiling piss, it was just an idle threat. But...hold on a minute... I have the ability to produce piss and a kettle...

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Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)

"I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because..."

His beardy manliness would feel like ambrosia on my nipples

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

Everyone could see how bad his Richard Thompson impression is.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

because Gordon's alive and he's not wearing anything.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

I do.

(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)

BECAUSE I BLOODY WELL WOULD, THAT'S WHY!!!

(kingnutter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

I would like a Brian

Blessed T-Shirt because
Tiger, leopard, lion,
Tripod, bunsen, gauze.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because I have AIDS.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes,

cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)

because, Flash Gordons alive??!!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

i'm worth it.

it shit

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tickle I was away, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)

...because I am ginger, and that colour will clash horribly with my hair

thus enabling people to mock me with greater ease. :)

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

I'd like a free T-Shirt

because I'm a cheapskate and having the T-shirt would serve 2 purposes. 1. It would save me on the rail fare stalking Brian around the UK.
2. I look fucking great in red.

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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

Gordon's alive!

...and my real name is Gordon.

(basstard, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)

Because it is clearly good enough for Julian Assange's sister to model.

Which makes it shouty and hush hush.

Though it doesn't much look like Brian Blessed on the shirt. It looks more like a portly Alan Rickman in Robin Hood.

I have words left, so I'll go with cunt.

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Dervel OTBC, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

My Dad's beard is Blessed

www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=115059857881&set=at.115050562881.101025.704032881.706036231&type=1&theater

(Wandering Kiev, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

I am fed up with selling blow jobs to strangers so I can save up enough money to buy one.

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

because

I am the sole member of the Brian Blessed Appreciation Society (thalidomide section).

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)

iWant a Brain blessed T shit

it is reely reely crool. My fiends will be so jellys.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

Kaaaaaahhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnn!

(Did I get it right?)

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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

...it would go very well with my beard.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

I want one because...

I bloody well want something for nothing. Brian might disagree, but you can't go pandering to these celebrity diva types all the bloody time. *hides*

Plus, if you got it in the post this weekend it'll get here for my birthday. A big one I might add.
Plus, it wouldn't show the flu sweat I've been drenched in this whole week. Well, maybe a bit.

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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)

Can I sing my entry? (To the tune of 'We're off to see the wizard')

I'd like a Blessed T-Shirt
A wonderful one of his face,
I'll tell you why, he's my top guy,
He swears all over the place!
If ever oh-ever a prize there was,
Then Bri's T-shirt is one because
Because, because,
Because, because,
Becaaaause...
Because of the wonderful things he does!

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)

Yes, I know, but it wouldn't fit.

So oh-ever is one word.
Sorry.

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)

I would like to press my sweaty tits together...

...whilst pretending that Brian is chewing a sour goodie.

__, _,_, _ _, _ _,_, _ _, _ _,_, _ _, _ _,_, _,,
|_)/ \|\/| |\ |/ \|\/| |\ |/ \|\/| |\ |/ \|\/|||
| \\ /| | | \|\ /| | | \|\ /| | | \|\ /| |||
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~..

PS. I just realise that my tits aren't that saggy yet.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

I could wear it inside out and feel him licking my belly button all day long

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)

Because I'm worth it

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)

I want a Brian Blessed T-Shirt to give to Nige84 while he walks the great wall of China.

And then he can Auction it for this

www.justgiving.com/briannesuncleneil

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

I can then shout "CUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTT" with the most inspirational gusto known to man kind.

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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

I lost my shirt to a starship trotter
My bowels are heavy with gold
I'd like to own a beard on my tots
I left my chops in the cold

Cheeky chops.

(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)

I want a Brian Blessed tshirt because

I could yet again poke fun at the americans for not knowing something!

(zhinka If you don't rescue,don't breed!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)

Wearing a Brian Blessed t-shirt keeps you safe.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)

I used to live round the corner from where he went to Elocution lessons

Broom Terrace in Rotherham, no 27 IIRC

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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)

In Glasgow, the tiebreaker is a valid sentence in itself

Scene 1

Jimmy1: I want wan a' they Brian Blessed T-shurts
Jimmy2: How come?
Jimmy1: 'coz...

"Because..." being the reason.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)

GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!¡!!¡!!¡!!¡!!!¡!!!!¡!!!!!¡!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!

I'lll take all five shirts, no one will beat that!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)

The thing that would beat that...

is FIEND coming back and saying it

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)

Because

I was also going to have GORDON'S ALIVE!, dammit...

So...

Because Brian Blessed's Beard is Better than Beans

(cheekyal, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)

Or...

Because...

FLASH!! (dum, dum, dum, dum dum...)

AH AHHHHHH!!!!!

He'll save every one of us.

(cheekyal, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)

Because I spent £1.99 (I'm sure it was more when I bought it) on the Alarm Clock app

and got loads of mates to get it too!
(and it scares the absolute shit out of me every morning)

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts, i'm not a model, if you know what i mean, but i shout really loud at the cat walk... at the cat walk yeah

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)

because he's got one of mine.

(Tetley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)

"I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

...I'm a priest and I'm thinking of wearing it under my cassock on Sunday to frighten the choirboys.

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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)

want a Brian Blessed tshirt because

I'm a massive cunt.

(Fiendish Astronaut, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:10, archived)

I want a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

I am his unacknowledged love child

(teasus likes tea, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)

...because I live in Portlandia and all the hipsters would have acknowledge my obscure pop reference by pretending to know who it is!

(Girlmitzi, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 4:10, archived)

BECAUSE I WANT ONE!

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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 5:40, archived)

because Chuck Norris stole my others!

he said he needed it for something important. When I asked what, he said my mind couldn't deal with that much information.

(vampyre_gem has been dead since, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)

because I ALREADY MADE A PAT BUTCHER CHE GUEVARRA STYLE T SHIRT FOR A B4SH!!

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=6740662207&set=t.514069147&type=3&theater

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)

corn flakes

corn flakes corn flakes corn flakes corn flakes corn flakes

(Raol Duke, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because..

BLESSEDS COTTON ROCKS!

(thescotsman, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

...SONIC BOOM

(nattydread, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)

Are there any Brian Blessed undies?

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

...who cares....underdog!!!

(MrFaberge we didn't burn him!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

...you should never wear trousers on a Thursday.

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Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T shirt because...

... I can't grow a beard, and I am too quiet. Every fibre of my being cries out for beard, and for volume, and yet I can provide none. None beard. None shouting. Nothing. Brian Blessed t-shirt will provide these for me, and SAVE. MY. LIFE. Probably.

(Serotonicity was a naughty boy on..., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)

..I'm too tight to buy one until I've found out the results of this compo.

(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T shirt because...

blessed be the brian blessed

(hovermonkey, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)

... my JEdward T-shirt keeps getting me stabbed. :-(

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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)

Shirty

piss, fuck, cunt, bugger, bollocks, wank, shit and arse

(BigAndyBee, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)

pick me, pick me!

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because..It would impress my family and other animals.

(Darkbex I have nothing to declare... not even my genius, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because..

it would more than appropriately externalise my inner Blessed. Plus I feel like I should win something for lurking on the forums all these years. :/woeisme.

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because...

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt.

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)

"I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because..."

"... It would co-ordinate well with my Palm Pilot... PALM PILOT?!?! SOUNDS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE... POWDER ME DOWN, YOU SLUT"!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

I would like a Brian Blessed T-Shirt because

I caused scandal in my Church by putting on TV during a mince-pie social. Called "Blessed Christmas" I assumed it was OK, and left to greet the local dignitaries arriving for their annual photo-op. I still don't know if Santa Brian showed "The Power of Love". Nobody will tell me.

(this really is a true story. I don't know about the ladies in the Church or the dignitaries but I know that I will never forget the sight of his dwarf helper dressed as an elf capering around while I am trying to serve tea....)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

because klean-prep tastes disgusting

bleaugh

(andy blip glasgow mega snake, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)

Bolt of Blessed

...I would very much like to be able to present my Brian-Blessed-fan fiancé with this t-shirt on our wedding day, hopefully leading to him being unable to control his giggling / ability to not say 'I'm Brian Blessed' during the ceremony.

(oonspoon, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

... I just realised

that MP3 is a Satanic reversal of 3PM when Christ died, I missed the conspiracy thread, and now I have to delete my entire music collection from P2Ps gone by, including snippets of Brian Blessed, and a shirt with his angelic visage may save my piratey soul.

(Stepping Hen the Delirious, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)

furthermore

As an American, I need more Blessed in my life. Think of the American children who will never know his Beard if these all go to Brits!

(Stepping Hen the Delirious, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)

because no one here in the states even knows who he is. Or who Che is for that matter. It would help to cheer me up from the depression of knowing that I'm surrounded by idiots. At least a bit.

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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

Good Work. :D (Chloe, JollyJack(This type is easy to draw the best) LittleMaria)

Click for bigger (108 kb)
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/Good-Work-284691791
↑ original
JollyJack seems afraid to get praise from me.
Probably, It is much more frightening than I speak ill of him.
(...I guess)
And I don't response to "Dave(and David like a male name)" comments. sorry. I hate boring joke.
comedy accounts also bored. BORED BORED BORED!!!
BTW, In this comic, one friend said "Chloe spam hole".
Its very NICE. :D I hope such high quality joke.
b3ta is Joke board. or not?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

Hello David

I trust all is well in China? ;)

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Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

If you really want to know just google it...

...no wait...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

Alright Rodders?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)

You shot who in the what now?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

Spamhole!

Isnt that slang for a lady's thing?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

It is interesting very straightforward.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

Chloe spam hole o_0

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

Twinned with the town of Splaschentwat Grosstung, Bavaria.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

something something Dave something

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

Hello Moggy,
I really missed you.

Don't ever let
Anyone make you so
Very upset that you leave
Ever again

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

realy? :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

I like my b3ta without bullying, and to my mind the last lot of gentle ribbing and playfighting was close to turning that way.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

I glad. Thank you!! ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

Yes in the spirit of good friends and mutual understanding, why not take the 'I hate ID=" bullshit out of your username?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

Has given a punishment.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

fucking nutjob.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)

haha

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)

your back then Moggy :D

(herman:D, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

BE HIDE!... dA--------->

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

keep her

flying right through links ;)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)

I was trying to find the original for this last night, by typing in words like pink, japanese, girl, and cat costume.
Some of the video results were, erm, interesting .... O_o

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

I think it was me who found it.

But I can't remember what I was searching for!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

tee hee! Spamhole.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

Never mind all that.

When are you going to show us your golden bum?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

NAH D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

Awwwwww, go on.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

b3ta is joke board

where is joke?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

If non- Dave, I'll accept.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

They're dead Dave. They're all dead. Dave they are dead.

Everybody's dead Dave.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)

You're my wife now, Dave.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)

i dont get it.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

Nice one Dave

~~Dave~~ Mongy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:51, archived)

Spam spam spammity spam spam spam spam spam

It's great for your spamhole!

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)

...and then Trigger made a face...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

I can only counter with

Boycie on a boat.

Such stars! www.cardiffcats.com/celebs.htm

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

And then ... the threesome happens

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)

Spamhole...

Sounds like a euphemism for something horrid.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

I just perv sounds. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

Yes, indeed!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)

Holy shit

People have trapdoors?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

Yes :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

It's been a while since I saw my feet, but I know there's something down there

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

trapdoors sounds worse than spamhole

"fling yer spam through the trap doors"

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)

cool story..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

wut?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

RIS?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

Nice one, Dave.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

Fuck off, you tiresome cunt.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

happy candles!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

Happy candleday, sir!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

Ha ha, thanks both.

I was attempting to get my B3ta user number on Dave's name.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

*smug expression*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

THIS ISN'T OVER, DRIMBLE

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

Tell you what, I'll gaz you my password, you send me yours and we'll do a swap. I'll trade your years of experience, front pages and current combustible state for the unforgettable experience of being a focal point of international hatred :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)

Well, it has always been a life ambition of mine to be a focal point of international hatred.

So the offer is tempting. How about we swap clothes first and see how that goes?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

Okay, expect some soiled underwear through your letterbox tomorrow.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

Best birthday ever!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)

ok i'm done

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

No.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

This makes perfect sense

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

Brilliant.

I know have the phrase "Good Jack was come back" rolling around in my head.
Thanks

Dave

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

Your back :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)

his back?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

I see t' new lass has moved into t' shop 2000 pixels down t'road

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

you may be amused to learn that

near where i live there's a street genuinely called "incognito street"

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

But no one can find it, right?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Nah, it's shit at going incognito

Even the trams run through it constantly.

(Not seen many tramps, though. Maybe they've all gone incognito.)

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

Nice

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha:D

love the get plastered one:D

(herman:D, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

should have stuck Sid Vicious in that bike shop

might edit in 'Tupac's, Flat-Pac furniture shop' in and a 'Biggy Small Ciggy Stall' ;)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)

I need a bigger screen, the pic gets cut off just center of the last beard

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)

I'll be at J.Brown's.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)

Hahahahahahah

herman :D = Glee :)

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Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

250 k !!!!!!!! Fucking hell herman!!!!

Oh, erm, carry on then...
: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

Needs more FUCK OFF and googly eyes

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

Like this one ;)

(herman:D, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

Yay!

I love this

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

Hahahaha! I like this.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

Everything need more googly eyes...

FACT!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

pfffft

Herman D, the fall master is in da house

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

Mmmmm...DROP!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)

one, two, three...yeah

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)

Arf!

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Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)

\o/

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)

(herman:D, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)

They took my Mojo, baby!

Woo!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

Hallo Ninj!

:D

Oooh... lunchtime! I'm off.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)

Hall...eh...eh, hang on there...

*He's gone* :)

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Ninj, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

Oi who you calling old ¬_¬

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)

oh behave!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)

I'll shag you rotten!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)

Gramples.

Frumbles.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

Of course it is....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)

Fat dog is fat

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)

Fat animals?

Go!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - Kfc

(Energy input) - (energy output) = energy stored
It's not rocket science

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)

I'm no expert, but that does sound a bit like rocket science...

but that does sound a bit like rocket science...:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

I've recently started to develop a geeky/pedantic issue with that phrase...

Rocket science, to my mind, is essentially just Newton's laws of motion, with a bit of thermodynamics chucked in.

Rocket engineering on the other hand, is where it gets interesting.

/anorak

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15, archived)

And here was me thinking it was about salad cultivation

(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

instantrimshot.com/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)

So you're essentially, you're saying is that rocket science isn't brain surgery?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

Oh come on it's not like brain surgery is a cure for cancer or anything.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)

Rocket surgery gives you brain cancer?

Ring the Daily Mail!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)

Some rocket fuels are carcinogenic.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

Only the ones

supplied by foreigners

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

I've used that for years

If someone says to me (who straight away I think is a cunt) 'It's not rocket science' I patiently explain that, actually, rocket science is dead easy, it's all mass and thrust (ooh er) and suggest to them that next time they want to point out that something is not as complicated as something that is complicated, they use they phrase 'It's not quantum electrodynamics'.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

Well, it's hardly brain surgery, is it?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)

I love the idea that

rocket science is 'dead easy'!
Fucking priceless - thanks for that.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

Quantum electrodynamics itself isn't rocket science, you know

Try quantum chromodynamics, that's a bit nastier

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:59, archived)

You want nasty?

You need Christian Science

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

i do relativity for a living

i don't need anything nastier thanks

though there used to be a big christian science library up the road from where i lived in portsmouth. i was always tempted to go in, but i was scared of being attacked or brainwashed. or both.

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

OK - where's my Kagool..?

acceleration = force / mass

This IS rocket science (if you're not travelling at a significant fraction of c)

Look carefully at my original statement, and I think you'll see that I'm still right.
:P

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)

At my interview

for my previous job, my boss began with the sentence: "You know the phrase 'It isn't rocket science', well; a lot of this job actually is." It made me smile at the time. It wasn't true of course, the job appeared to mainly consist of going to meetings to discuss meetings and then sitting around in the canteen. But I did get to play with some helicopters and fixed wing aircraft. \o/

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)

Mmmm, offcuts of generic fowl

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)

Mmmm... cheeks 'n' beaks.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:12, archived)

broams

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

Scrombles

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)

Flamps

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

IT'S MY GLANS

furthermore: hahahaha :)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)

I'm getting that way, just without the aid of fast food. The number of calories I ingest and the amount of exercise I've been getting, I should be in the negative weight zone by now, but it still keeps very slowly creeping up.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

0% FAT FREE!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

Unless it's on special offer, then the fat is free.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:34, archived)

phwoor!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)

Tasty, tasty lard.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

Sorry

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Weetobix, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)

I see what you did there.

Though I think you should see a doctor if it's an accurate portrayal.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

It smells of KFC too

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Weetobix, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)

Isn't that normal?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

finger licking good? :-/

(Amigiac woo you say?, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)

That's...big

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)

O hai Sundae

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

Doesn't loop very well, does it =(

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)

When she blinks, reverse it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

This

I find it hilarious that Coca Cola, McDonalds and Cadbury's are all top sponsors for the Olympics and helping "[celebrate] the diversity and quality of Brtish food on offer".
1) The atheletes almost certainly avoid their sugary crap like the plague
2) Much of the produce is actually imported and not British
3) They're all USA companies!

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

Ahahahaha

Disgusting fatbodies.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

Hahaha

lovethisone:D

(herman:D, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

That horse isn't for racing, it's for eating!

it's for eating!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

This is an eating horse....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:09, archived)

pffft, leave 'im alone

he's just big boned

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)

You're fat!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

'ningles all. Faaaar too long!

cfb

EDIT: DERIS

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)

I don't get this one either.

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)

Glad I am not alone.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:30, archived)

Yeah I added a deris. He's obviously less known than I thought.

Which is annoying as he face ticks all the boxes of being a bitch to facemash.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)

Oh it's that werewolf guy. HIM!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)

And we don't get much new english tv here

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

Being Human has been going for three year I think, he was also in Gavin and Stacey as well.

He's also in a newish sitcom called Him and Her which is possibly one of the best things the BBC has put out in years.

EDIT There's also a band called BOn Jovi too:P

Him and Her is worth catching. Fantastic script small cast and happens entirely in one small studio apartment.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)

Im in sweden. We get american tv and programs about australian border control

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

Sadly so do we:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)

I couldn't get past the first couple of episodes of that him and her

thought it was awful

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)

Yeah but humour's subjective.

I know it was well received.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)

Oh, I see.

I know who he is, I just couldn't recognise him.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)

You don't notice until you start shopping him that his face (apart from the ears) seems to be what would happen

if you took every male face in the country, took and average that would be the face you'd have. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)

They rather cannily cast him in the Baskerville themed episode of Sherlock.

Being Human was OK until it turned really gruesome at the close of the last series. And the main characters are written out of the new series so I can't be arsed.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

They're no Def Leppard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:37, archived)

More Steffen Werewolf:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

Yup even with a deris I still don't know who he is

I should watch more tv I guess.

I spent the last 10 min doing this

I know it's under the 2mb limit but please forgive

¬_¬

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:44, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)

I don't think the width would change the physical size

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

well, nice pussy.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)

You've probably seen him acting, he's been in pretty much every tv series at one point or another in the last 5 years

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)

I don't really watch much tv

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

nicely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)

Thank you one person:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)

Is that D**e Murray on the right?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)

I recognised him from the one on the left

Which is also the best shopped, but had to assume it was him on the others.

I like the joke/pun though.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:55, archived)

I think he is completely nondescript.

People only recognise him when you can see the ears. There's also something about his skin that is a bitch to work with, you can spend ages using levels, curves and colour balance and still not get it right. This could be a new evolutionary thing to protect from photoshopping. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)

I probably mostly recognise his voice

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

Damn I should've shopped that instead. :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

Middle bloke reminded me of Savage Garden... *shudders*

Also, I clicked once to deRIS, then had to click 'back' 4 times to get back to b3ta... bloody ads...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)

Worked fine for me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)

Ah, well I am the chosen one.

Now I think of it, left blokey looks like Matthew Wright... look at his cheeky bucktooth smile! ;)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)

Bum beards !

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)

Frank Beard without a beard.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)

CAYKE!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)

It's my mum's birthday today, so I shall pass this on, ta.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

If this does not work I am going to look very, very silly.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)

Let's see if I can remember this

orange orange
purple purple
pink pink
purple
blue blue
green green
yellow yellow
orange

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)

OPBGYO!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)

Starting with orange (D) the 3rd would require a sharp.

Begin with red (C) where no sharps are required.
/pedant keyboardist.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)

This is more interesting than you might think

Because the "music" that came with my daughter's xylophone said to start with the orange, which meant there was always a duff note, but I realised if I started with the red all was good.

*colours of actual product may vary*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)

very good

should I ruin it by replying to one of the ones in the middle ?

no of course not - where are the sitcks?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:55, archived)

Woo, very nice!

Happy to see it intact.

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Felis Concolor, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:05, archived)

you need the xylophone board mate

but have a woo all the same

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

clever sod :)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:41, archived)

Yay, xylophone buggery!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)

I feel like I have been given a xylophone keyboard

but not been given the "hammer" thingy.
EDIT: surely someone with the techincal-doo-dickery-skills can make these images buttons to mp3 files that play the relevant note when clicked / rolled over.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)

^ This - Needs more hammer!

Also woo to the lining up Pedantichrist!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)

I contemplated this myself

but I really need to get out of bed.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)

^this

I'm tapping these with my pen and can't hear any type of jolly tune :(

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

it's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

Are you sure?

It looks more like a glockenspiel than a xylophone to me

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:48, archived)

I dont get it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)

Go out more,

buy some new clothes, pay a little more attention to your personal hygiene and maybe even consider lowering your standards a little?

If all else fails, join a dating site.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)

damn you!

i just smashed my monitor :(

(click!)

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)

it works

but as for looking silly.....

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)

For some reason I was expecting those images to link through to a sound file of the relevant note...

Over-analysing again.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

I'm not sure he should be getting that excited?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:28, archived)

Six pubes per mutant unibollock

click

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)

Best of all the Radiohead lyrics.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

needs more animated sick

he looks like he's doing an invisible sick

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)

You could be right!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

Magnificent!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:09, archived)

Cheers!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

It's Friday

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dogbomb, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:13, archived)

Do ducks have webs then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:18, archived)

webbed feet dumbass

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:23, archived)

you have become so friendly in your old age...

Ning Toasty!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)

'ning dumbass

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)

Pretty much sums up Norfolk.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)

if the reading cost the duck anything, just put it on his bill!!!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)

Ha ha ha, you quack me up!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)

I done made a thing.

[EDIT: I just stole the two source images from a Google search, but have realised that the blue one (not the one with the reg showing) actually belongs to someone I know!]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:56, archived)

that works very well, took me a second on this bleary morning

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)

Quick and dirty

I left a little bit of outline on the edge of the ~~left~~right wing - I may mend that quickly.

I think it looks like someone has done it to the back of a van?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)

The power of suggestion.

I saw "face" until I read your post, then I definitely saw "back of van".

That is such a cool idea I look forward to seeing it in the flesh... or metal, as it were.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:19, archived)

Bugger.

The weird white line at the top is actually part of one of the source images.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)

This is great, I would loke one of those!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:08, archived)

You'll loke anything.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:10, archived)

O_O

Oh. I see... I won't change it now as it will make you look silly and not me...

* Hovers over the 'edit' button

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)

Nice

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Frogbeat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:25, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:35, archived)

Hahahahaha

o_O

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Frogbeat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:44, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:47, archived)

My favourite that is... ya ******

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Frogbeat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)

Very nice work on the original too!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)

Ha ha ha....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:20, archived)

Haha

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Frogbeat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)

--------------.
             _|_
             \ /
              V

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)

Nice.

I saw a car yesterday with the numberplate 5H4GR4T - classy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)

That is strange

I saw a car yesterday with the numberplate C1455Y. How Shag rat I thought.
Yes yes, I'm going

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Frogbeat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:58, archived)

It's a shame I can't upload to b3tards from the iPhone but I almost crashed a while ago getting close enough to take a
Photo of some gimp in a truck that had the plate B16NOB. Prick

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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)

I saw a car this morning which didn't even have a numberplate! Because it was a horse!!!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:59, archived)

I'm helping it to get used to loud noises by loudly accelerating every time I go past it.

I get rather fed up with being stuck behind a stupid horse every bloody morning on my way to work.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:01, archived)

Was it unexpected?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:35, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

Woo

Split screens were always the best. :D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:05, archived)

I have a 1964 11 window.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:36, archived)

ooh lovely, do you ever bring it down to Cornwall for the run to the sun?

I had 2 orange & white bay windows, a Devon'71 & a Westy'73(both now dead)
Toying with idea of buying a T25 automatic at the mo :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

I am Cornish.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)

I'm a 1/2 breed Cornish/English mutant :D

1/2 my family are from here, I moved down to Par from London area a couple of years ago, itching for another campervan :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)

woo splitty is split

please do an orange and white type II bay window next :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:15, archived)

This is messing with my head

well done

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)

Only two Vags today and both optmised to fuck...

* There you go 'boris the spider'

Anyway... Happy Birthday Dame Edna and Michael Jordan.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:32, archived)

and to keep the 'Vags are boring, do something funny' clan happy...

Happy Birthday to Paris Hilton and Les Patterson.

* Total post size = 209KB

Ning real, Ning PP

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:32, archived)

Wow, no complaints today!

no comments either

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)

i *could* comment that out of interest i put those four pictures into one and dropped it to 98k with only a few extra jpg artifacts

but i think i touched a nerve and i'm not *actually* wanting to be a nazi.

but getting big images and chopping them up into lots of small images is just a way of hiding the fact you've been making posts that are way bigger than the guidelines, and since they *are* just guidelines and there are no rules you may as well be honest about it and just whack a 500k - or, in this case, 210k - post onto the board.

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)

Oh get a life!

The reason I make them all individual is because they are individuals and I may want to use them again in future.

Maybe you would...... oh what's the point.... just 'ignore' me please boris.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)

Wow

I really did touch a nerve here.

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

WB told you to get a life, dude

Now if that ain't comedy, I don't know what is

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

Just think...

If we all send our images to Rob, one a day he could put them all together and post them as one, condenced image, that would be fun!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

You take things very personally

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boris the spider, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

Wouldn't you if you had to put up with a recurring barrage of shit, regardless of what you post?

Anyway, as some of my fellow b3tains have pointed out to me in the past, a lot of b3tains like what I do and I enjoy doing it so as this is a free to post board, I will continue...

Please do me a favour though boris... if you don't like what I do, please put me on ignore, that's why the option is there...

* That's all

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

recurring barrage of shit ironilols

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)

Hi Redhouse.

I know what you mean.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)

Aye. :(

Still, onwards and upwards, no time to think about that, got more birthday VAG CREAMS to do!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

While completing my thesis on Spandau Ballet videos, I stumbled upon this shocker.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:24, archived)

Tell us more about that thesis

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:51, archived)

^this

Does it have anything to do with the effect of auric properties on the permenant suspension of disbelief?

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 6:57, archived)

Possibly but being from Brooklyn NY I don't understand the question.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

Do you want the truth to be told?

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

It's a nugget of purest green!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 6:05, archived)

Blue

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:17, archived)

haha!!!!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)

GOLD!!

(mr_mekon, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:19, archived)

I might be the only person who liked that film.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:29, archived)

The original Dune was fabulous so you're not alone.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:32, archived)

David Lynch films are always a treat.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:42, archived)

I wasn't a fan of Dune

and I don't think he was either, from what I remember?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:47, archived)

Yeah

this on Wiki:
"In some cuts Lynch's name is replaced in the credits with the name Alan Smithee,
a pseudonym used by directors who wished not to be associated with a film
for which they would normally be credited."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:48, archived)

God I've never heard of that .."Alan Smithee"

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:51, archived)

I believe your correct. Those were his big studio days and I think he found it hard to adjust.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)

Half the problem was that the studio butchered it

I still liked it

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 6:58, archived)

haven't seen it for years

didn't mind it tho. thought the miniseries was ok too... better than nothing!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:33, archived)

The rough bits and missteps didn't totally ruin it for me.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:40, archived)

I totally agree.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:43, archived)

You're sure?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:51, archived)

HaHa!!!!! That was the best part!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:53, archived)

Well as long as you're sure.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:54, archived)

I'm off for a tantric wank

back in about 6 hours

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:57, archived)

Ah, a quicky.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10694749

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)

Well maybe I'm not too sure. :)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:58, archived)

I personally had more problems with the baron being only about a quarter of the size as described in the books

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)

I loved that first book.

I was fairly young when I read it, it made a huge impression on me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:07, archived)

Oh fuck me another revision of Firefox just landed.

It's a minor revision to version 10, second one in a week I think. I guess 11 will be out tomorrow morning. And 12 will be out after lunch.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:09, archived)

I know!!! Lately there seems to be an update every other day.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:11, archived)

Since there's a time difference between us, I'm already at 13

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:49, archived)

Same here

The 4th used to be my favourite though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:51, archived)

his rough bits are still covered

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:54, archived)

That is one of the close to the cloth moments actually.

Too bad he can't act. And it breaks the moment he speaks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:56, archived)

Even Mr. Bunny knows to never let The Fear drive you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:34, archived)

One day, when he was naughty, Mr. Bunnsy looked over the hedge into Farmer Fred's field and saw it was full of fresh green lettuces. Mr. Bunnsy however, was not full of lettuces. This did not seem fair.

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:06, archived)

Fear is the mind killer, and also a pack animal

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:04, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:00, archived)

This has never once given me TEH FEAR!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:40, archived)

:D)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:13, archived)

Not to exciting this time of night.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:27, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:33, archived)

Thank God another person! Even if they're hitting me with a giant schwantz.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:35, archived)

everyone's off optimising themselves

they're practically invisible now

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:37, archived)

I can (can't) see that. You do a lot of funny stuff on this site. Good job!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:39, archived)

nah,

am a mote compared to lots of folk on here.
only just started doin gifs, an still takes me ages to do each one

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:42, archived)

The one done below is awesome.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:44, archived)

May the Schwartz be with you!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:45, archived)

And also with you.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:47, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:36, archived)

edit: ^ nice cracking motion up there!!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:38, archived)

This gif is awesome!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:41, archived)

you familiar with Noseybonk?

freakish kids tv in uk in the early 80's
still gives nightmares to all who saw him!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:50, archived)

Damn right.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:51, archived)

I must not fear.

Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:55, archived)

You wouldn't say that if I had a gom jabbar.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:03, archived)

i would if you had a bum jabber tho

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:05, archived)

No. I'm from New York. Can see why it gave you nightmares though.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:52, archived)

& from above. Nowhere is safe from CDCs,

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:21, archived)

hahaha

daft goths!
this explains the pale skin pallor!!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)

:) The wizard got off easy.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:28, archived)

CALL OF THE WINTER SPUNK

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:06, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 5:25, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:09, archived)

Well I'm off camping for a week in Tasmania

Have fun at your jobs, SUCKERS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:11, archived)

noice

off fishing near turangi next week after 2.5 hellishly intense months of IT project fun

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:24, archived)

Have a great time gronkpan.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:36, archived)

don't skin and eat anybody I wouldn't skin and eat

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:50, archived)

BEWARE THE STEAMING DOLFINS!

And Tasmanian Devils.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:44, archived)

Lucky bastard

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:44, archived)

lucky devil!

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:46, archived)

Ha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:48, archived)

Drive safely!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)

Bastard!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:19, archived)

What a handsome cunt!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)

I prefer them unshaven

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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 4:56, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:42, archived)

Episode 3?

I'm not bitter.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:54, archived)

Correct!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:56, archived)

Too many fat jokes about Gabe

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:10, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)

haha! Nice expansive beard pal.

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)

i miss Ed Begley Jr

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)

BURN HIM TO THE GROUND

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:14, archived)

youfoundthatonthenetbutyouwillneverwin

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)

Total beard win.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)

woo candle!

(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:42, archived)

Ah, thank you.

And with that, bed happens.

See you in there in five, everyone.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:49, archived)

hbdaeiym

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)

You're not a noob are you?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:01, archived)

happy hotness

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:35, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:01, archived)

If anyone wants to click on "I Like this!", then please click all 3 in reverse order.

That way they will appear in order on the popular page.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)

But they won't be indented :((((

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 1:55, archived)

That's ok - once it goes popular, edit it.

Prepare it NOW.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)

Also

www.b3ta.com/links/That_nagging_feeling_that_youve_been_wound_up

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)

You need to update it for the new youtube, gramps.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 2:25, archived)

Wow, you still alive?

*waves*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 3:12, archived)

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