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I like to throw occasional German phrases into conversation
I think you can make someones day brighter when you respond to their sneeze with a Gesundheit. While Bitte is a very nice alternative to You're Welcome

What other German phrases should I appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Whilst du meinen pimmel saugen?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
Oder, Wird Sie meinen pimmel saugen?
If you want to be more formal.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
I also love the word
"entschuldigung"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Me too.
It's an ace word.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
I plan to use it in every sentence when I go to Germany.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
I used it at a real live German once
It seems it marks you out as an obsequious dick. He went all the German version of "oooh lah dee dah ! entschuldigung bitte! ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
If I, as an English man with Polish descendents, go to Germany,
I feel like I have every right to be a lah dee dah prick
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Make sure you have metal segs on your shoes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Don't you mean Polish antecedants?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
He's from the future man

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Cool! I wonder how he did in his exams.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
I'm from the future man.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Cool! How did you do in your exams?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
I got A*AAAAABBBBB at GCSE

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
swot

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Not really,
I didn't even try at GCSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
grade inflation, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
GCSEs are being dumbed down.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
ABBBBBBBCCCC back in my day was considered smashing
But my day was 1992 :(
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
his results don't come out until 2215

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
that was nearly an hour ago :(

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
She meant the year

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
Thanks for explaining the joke there Lieutenant Explainajoke!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Kartoffelgeschmack

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
Schnell.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Seig Heil

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
hehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
arbeit macht frei

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Wie komme ich am busten zum boardflounce

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
They are probably the only ones I know
I would quite like to learn German though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
I hear it's quite a nice one to learn
It does sound awful though
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
The grammar is fucking horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
I like german grammar,
It's got VERY STRICT RULES, JA, SIE MUST OBEY THE RULES OF DAS DEUSTCH, OR SUFFER ZE GERMAN WRATH"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
Arggh, too many cases, I hated it.
It didn't help that my German teacher was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
I fucking hated my german teacher,
but I've started learning it on my own after that, as I like the language.

I will buy Rosetta stone as soon as I get the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
Out of all the languages I learnt, Latin had the most convoluted grammar.
I am told classical Greek is considerably worse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
Inuit has like 46 words for "there", according to QI.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Inuit / Eskimo vocabulary 'facts' are almost never true.
Here's why: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit_language#Morphology_and_syntax
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
The romans they go the house?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Aaargh! Not the dative! Not the dative!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
I fucking hated Latin
Proper hated it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
My mum went to the Dutch equivalent of a grammar school, and had to learn classical Greek as well.
According to her, Greek irregular verbs nearly induced a nervous breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
My twin brother did o level ancient greek in two terms because he had some time spare after doing 5 of them a year early, the swotty cunt
I'm not sure he understood a word of it, just he's very good at remembering stuff.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
I love Latin, I wish they had still done it when I was in school.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Same here
I think it would be ace to learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
I'm very fucking glad they didn't.
I had enough trouble trying to get a grip of irish AND german.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Is Irish very complicated?
I've got a book of Flann O'Brien's old newspaper columns, and there's a whole section on the then-recently revived Irish language and literature (a substantial part of it is written in Irish); according to him, it's one of the most complex European tongues.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
I gathered Latin was really very logical,
although very different from English in some ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
It is very logical, but as English is from a different family of languages it can seem quite alien - not to mention hideously complicated.
You can have a four-word Latin sentence that looks quite unambiguous, but depending on the combination of cases and tenses used it might have a wide range of meanings. For that reason alone, I remember it was a real pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
It's got a lot of features that tend to disappear naturally if a language is left to its own devices,
such as semantic noun inflections. The evolution of creoles tends to favour word order based grammar, such as we have in English, I think.

I like the way Semitic languages work.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
It's my contention that the more sophisticated a culture becomes the simpler its language becomes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
up to a point.
someone drew a graph of it for me once.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
If there's a graph then it's Science!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
American English is supposed to be "simpler",
but it's only really morphologically simpler, which is just stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
I can't understand a word of that cop show they all go on about

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Newspeak doubleplusgood!

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
As bad as latin
Too many words for 'the'
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Whereas Slavic languages don't seem to have any words for "the" or "a".

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
Didn't know that
So it's all cases and what have you?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Most of the world's languages don't have "the" or "a"
They aren't really needed when you that "that" "this" and "one"
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
for you ze war iz over

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Schnell! Schnell! Aiiieeeee!
/battle action comics
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
achtung spitfire!!!!111111!!!!
brrrrrrr brrrrrrr brrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
ha ha! forumscherz, keine handlung
fantastische zeiten
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Lolololocaust

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Füssballweltmeisterschaftendspielzweiterschiedsrichter.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
Spritzen mir auf die titten
A common greeting to catholic clergy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
I'd like that to be the reply to my question.
"Wird Sie meinen pimmel saugen?"
"Nur wenn sie spritzen mir auf die titten"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
It's near enough

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Near enough?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
Yes
Quite near. Please don't revert to shitness.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Ok granddad.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
*dodders*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
Ken Dodd's dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
So's his dad's dog

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
A week of tragedy for the Dodd household :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
Terrible business

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
I often shout
'Nien das ist schlecht'
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
It certainly has more impact
than the English
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
A lot more gutteral!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
I say Ja quite a lot, I don't really know why.
Bitte doesn't mean welcome, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
It means please

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Amongst other things:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitte
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
sounds like it covers both of the Italian words for "please".
we don't really have anything for the other meaning, curiously. But then Danish doesn't have either.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
There are three...
Per cortesia, per piacere e per favore.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
hang on
I was thinking of "prago".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
I also like how you wrote that last sentence completely in Italian,
and I didn't even think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
prEgo. 'prago' would rhyme with the last bit of embargo following Italian pronunciaton rules.
Prego doesn't really mean please although it kind of has the sense, like in the Post Office, the clerk would say "prego" instead of "next, please" but it's not the real meaning of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
They say it in restaurants when they give you stuff.
So it's like meanings 3 and 4 from that link up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
If I remember rightly,
my book of Italian for very much beginners lists it as meaning "please (offering)".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
I dont' really trust urban dictionary though it's generally right about bitte there.
It means 'here you are' in that sense really. There's not really such a thing as 'please (offering)' in English is there?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
no,
we don't have a directly equivalent word. I'm trying to think of another way you could translate it, but I'm coming up blank. It doesn't literally mean "here you are" but kind of means that in certain contexts. I suppose the best you can do on paper is vaguely allude to its sphere of applicability.
It's a funny thing, is language.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
I'm fairly sure it means you're welcome
Like if you were to thank me with Danke, i could respond with Bitte
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
See above.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
It means 'please', 'you're welcome', 'can I help you?', 'after you' and a few other things depending on the situation.
/a half-German
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
forumscherz, keine handlung

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Ja, mit karteloffel zimmer in der stadt

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
pretentious, mir?

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
Hello.
Have you moved yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
yeah, i had to go to the loo earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
Ha ha fucking ha.
Right, when me and him go to That Brighton, you can get fucked if you think we're popping by for a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
as of this weekend you can visit
mine is the third cardboard box under the Palace Pier.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
YAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
Ja ja ja, mach schnell mit der art things, huh?
I must get back to the Dance Centrum in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
at work to annoy another member of staff
the other bloke in the kitchen and i have decided to learn how to say things we cook in russian
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
SPAKKENKHRIST

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
DOUBLE POST FRENZY
www.b3ta.com/talk/6209734
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
When is this then eh?
I might have to cower behind Lu, I'm very timid really.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
I don't know.
COMING SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
I'm retreating into my carapace at the thought!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Yeah.
You should probably do that. I'm very scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
would have thought this was more up your street
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
Christ drank his own piss you know,
ergo I am the second coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
you disgust me

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
arsheficke
i think is one
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Katzenjammer is one of my favourite words ever.
Ich Habe Kase in meine po.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
SOMEONE FLOUNCED?

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
SPRINKLES!
A great man, and a smashing role model for the rest of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
No-one important.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Background noise queen.
I liked that, silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Pfft, yeah. Very cutting.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Sorry all I heard was pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
WHITE NOISE

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Did you get my mention on twitter the other day.
I could have sworn it was you, that was in the shop, it shook me slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
Oh yeah, I did.
Was she Irish?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
Very much so.
I was sure, she was about to start swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
BEEE GEEE ENNNNN!
BEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

all of the above Look, I am using a baldmonkey term and yet I am not baldmonkey! It's a good thing these sayings aren't copyrighted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
C'est dommage.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
That means nothing to anyone.
Everyone hates the french. Including the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Not really
I don't understand flouncing though. Just go if you want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
They all did.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Me.
I did.`
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Oh hello.
Want anything from the motherland?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
I don't know.
I'd only suggest food, but we're both fat so.

Surprise me...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
BOO

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Oh man.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
Yeah, I was very sad about that.
I don't think I can ever eat again:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Me either.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
All the more for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
Your mum flounced, all over my willy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
but you're back now

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
I remember you.
Still a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
Absolutely.

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
honetly this is all wormulus wanted, he hasn't flounced he just wanted b3ta to talk about him, same shit different day

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

honetly this is all wormulus wanted, he hasn't flounced he just wanted b3ta to talk about him, same shit different cock tues
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
it's poor Mykey I feel most sorry for

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
I heard he can't have children :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
I heard he likes being pissed on.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Bonus credits with the females for mentioning my hair-line.
img268.imageshack.us/img268/328/heatt.jpg

I'm feeling open, but to an extent. Tonight.
Share with us some of your own information. Mykey will be kicking himself for missing out on this.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
I like the tie.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I'm not wearing a tie.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
You should be

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Oh, it looks like a tie.
In that case, I like your t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
I just looked at the picture. I can see where you could think that.
It's a t-shirt, yes. Under my jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
is that your LEATHER JACKET?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Aye.
Fonz and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
*two thumbs*
Aye
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
My bit of information.
I don't wear underwear, so should my trousers falls down, there would be many swooning people.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Whore

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Oh, come on.
Look who you're replying to.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
I'm very worried that you bought those jeans pre-creased.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Sorry LT.
I do like them, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
She's done you up like a kipper.
I have very little to share with the internet, other than my dad has tried to embarrass me by posting my baby photos in retaliation for me saying the word 'cunt' on the internet.

Oh, and i am livening up my evening by messing about with hair and make-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
I did that earlier too.
I now have a full face on but I want to go to bed but I feel it'll be a waste.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
I know the feeling.
I do feel glam though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
"OMG I'll never live it down if people find out I used to be a baby"

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
I don't like a lady who swears. I'll be honest.
I'm incredibly popular with Princesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
I happen to enjoy the use of a vulgarism on occasion.
Besides, I was describing Nick Griffin and the kind of people who vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
I know that lampstand!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Also HEAT magazine, JMG?
You're better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
There's an article on Hayden Panitentiare's (or something) natural curves vs those of the likes of Cameron Diaz!
I was enthralled.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
What was the final verdict?
In the interests of science.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Curves vs skinny resulted in a curvy win.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Though next week that will change

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
This is indeed good news.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
I'd drink her bathwater

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
*Firm handshakes*
I think she fancies GMoS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
You work in Argos?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Yes, that's right.
The only way someone could possibly recognise a product is if they work in the shop that sells it.

My old flat in town had one the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
personal information online, blimey, i won't bother cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
How do you know that's personal information?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
you asked for information didn't you? i'm just declining to provide any

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Oh come on!
You've got to play with the rest of the internet.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
imagine I've shopped that to look like a gay porno, save me the bother

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Some might argue it's already been shopped.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
I've got that Black Cat picture in my house

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Tournee du Chat Noir.
I bought O**line *irl that. Came from New York.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I'm reading Bret Hart's autobiography.
He's quite arrogant, and blames all of his problems on 'The Clique'.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Isn't this Mykey?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
It can't be.
Bret Hart has kids :(
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
JMG I have never met you in person but...
What are you doing here? You aren't even a fatty!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Care in the Community!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
The photo that I have of you
shows you asleep with a cock drawn on your head.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Hubare drew that.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
I've got the same hair, lampstand and trainers.
Are you sure that isn't me?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
We're the same person.
Who in turn is Baldmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Eh, it's all good if you didn't actually pay for it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Of course not.
A different *irl had left it there.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
JMG!
Hello Whales. Internet champion JMG here.
What's gone on, this evening?

What has /talk brought the masses?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
oh JMG
there has been a flounce

I am distraught
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Who/what has been flounced about?
I missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Check the popular page.
It was a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Oh wow!
Top quality flouncage!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Oh let's not all pick on Wormulus.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
but he's got a silly name
that was more than enough to get a kid bullied when I was at school
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
I think I'm out of the loop on this one, G.
Why did he pick on everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
I don't know
he just suddenly posted a long list of his Internet Enemies then flounced like a big soft girl

I'm declaring SexFace winner by default here
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
I must be background noise.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
I can't imagine why I'm an internet enemy,
it's all a bit surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
I don;t think you are.
I think it was more his final thoughts than 'I hate all of these people'.

I am fond of Wormy. He is a nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Well maybe,
but it wasn't exactly complimentary.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
No, I suppose not.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Cos we are all awful internet fatties.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Mere mortals such as us can only guess what goes on inside the heads of such Oxford-educated geniuses.
But it's almost certainly irrelevant, as he'll be back soon. Probably within a week.

And I'll bet actual money on him claiming it was a joke or "ironic".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
You really have a problem with him don't you?
I've never understood why.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
That's the thing though - I don't.
He's just prone to making a tit of himself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
Check the popular page.
Always check the popular page when there's been a flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Pop the checkular page.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
Chock the Pupular Rage

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Pop the Popular Page

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Rape a popular mage.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Chuck a popular grape

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
RING JMG

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
Chuck Pope a Telegraph
/anag
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
I spent the last few minutes convinced there was only one "h" in "check the popular page".

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
chuck the pope a grape

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
It's like the 'Paris In The The Spring'
written in a triangle is easily read as 'Paris In The Spring'
The best one is on the inside of a packet of Regal King Size it says 'Made Of Fine Virginia tobacco' and only seeing one F in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
That's right,
one F and one f.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
Oh MoT :(

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
i might need the bingo players to start gazzing from now
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/23553/1244494225/bingocard.gif

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Oh, when are you doing bingo again?

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
I guess it'll be on the date mentioned in that event.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
i'm glad you asked that young man as many will not be aware of the dull thread bingo
it will be eyes down after 8 on saturday, great bingo forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
I would very much like to join in the dull bingo,
but unfortunately I think I might be in Glentress walking around on hills.

If not I'll certainly be here with eyes down, bingo pen out and ready for FUN.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
I missed it last week :(
I must have been off being dull offline.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
JMG sir!!
*puts hand up real high in class* - Sir sir, Gilgamesh has been *INTERNET BULLYING* people again!!
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
this is absolutely not true
indeed, I was the VICTIM of internet bullying today and I am hurt by your allegation
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
i with you on this one, it was horrid name calling

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
Worse than smelly-poo-bum?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
yet again i got called a troll, i'm getting sick of the whole calling me a troll routine

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
I bet you don't even have purple hair
and a giant pencil up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
Dinner Plate Hands!

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
it saves on washing up.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
i didn't know cr3 was THAT fond of pencils

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
it'll be a stylus, knowing him

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE, TROLL BOY

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
It's pure laziness.
The kind of people who resort to that are usually no-marks who can only express themselves by parroting someone else's sentiments ad nauseam.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
I AGREE WITH THESE SENTIMENTS 100%.
All this parroting is really getting on my nauseam.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
sometimes these things are said as a joke but people should realise they cause genuine hurt and upset to sensitive internet users

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Oh god, I've just read the tirade. I'm so sorry :(
Don't do anything drastic now, y'know, like move to wales or something
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I had to go and lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress on my forehead when I read that
after an hour I had recovered sufficiently to be able to sob into my pillow for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
I'm going straight down to the DHSS to claim disability benefits tomorrow morning.
I don't think I'll ever recover.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
we should totally form a support group

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
new iphone got announced jmg
plus safari 4 got released for us webdevs. mmmm html5.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
I am very much interested in this iPhone news.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
No idea.
I've just arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
I feel left out by it all :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
It sounds like a jolly time was had by all.
Shall we sit back and enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I missed the point you were making.
My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
You can have mine if you like.
You can be fat and shit with no personality if you like. Just like ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I don't think 50% of that about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
Thanks?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
It's quite hard to tell if someone is joking, online, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
The internet.
Shit at communication, since 1996.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Oh Blue Star.
That was terrible to read.

No mention of your tinyness, it's terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
or how cute she is

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
THAT'S IT
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
This is very true.
I want my very own Blue Star to keep in my pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
I missed it
I feel he could have put more effort into mine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
You should have made more of an impression.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Not much JMG
I've moaned about having a headache and sore eyes yet continued ONLINE. I've also discussed my reaction to Skittles on MSN. And of course we've all been slagging you off via MSN also, because that's all we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
I understand.
I'm a terror.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
I sent ALL my randomburn CDs off today.
Would you like one as well or are you sick to the back teeth of them yet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
Ha ha ha.
If you don't mind sending me one, I'd love to receive one lady. Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
*update on my speakers*
It seems the transformer is inside the subwoofer. Do you think I can still fix it or should I just buy new speakers?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
What's wrong with them?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6209381
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
does your sound work if you plug headphones into the computer?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
does the power light come on?
if not, replace the fuse in the plug for the subwoofer

if that doesn't work, bin it and buy a new one because there's no way of repairing it unless you know what you're doing and paying someone to fix it would cost more than it's worth
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
It comes on
Then it fades.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
chuck it on a skip

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Yeh
I may even get myself fancy ones now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
replacing the transformer would require a pro to do it,
and would probably cost more than a new set, or not far short. Depending on how good they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
This is what I was thinking
They aren't the best speakers and I've had them a while!
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
they only play crap music.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
No, no
That's what makes them awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Are you agreeing with the fact you play crap music?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
Damn right
*80s child*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
hallo you.
/talk has brought me another haven to procrastinate in - and for that I am thankful.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
Podcast.
Dear baldmonkey. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
If you could do something funny what would it be?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey,
why can't I get anything to upload on my Mac? Youtube, Flickr, Gmail attachments, anything.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
Are you running iSmug v13?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
I've been on the v14 beta for weeks now
*smug*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
well that's why you can't get 'owt to uplaod then!
*outsmugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
Have you tried ctrl click?
Have you got the right drivers?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
what version of Windows is it running?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey.
Would you like to buy a T shirt with a picture of Cuffbert on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
What the fuck is up with my speakers and why aren't they working properly?

Yours in silence,
Pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Ditto
The soundcard on my pc is knackered. Silence or ipod + headphones for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
This is my actual speakers
Well, I think it is. Sometimes when they switch on, the on light is dimmer than it should be and that is when they don't work. I don't know what is causing that other than borkedness :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
could be the transformer packing up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
Like Optimus Prime?
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
Have you checked the power supply?
My soundcard is buggered, no sound for about 3 weeks now. No money to replace it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
Of course I haven't
I wouldn't know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
As Mongy suggested it might be the transformer.
Easy to check with a multimeter, if you pop down to a hardware shop you might find someone who will do it for you if you ask nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
*stupid question alert*
Where is the transformer?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
If you have a cable from the mains to the speakers
there will more than likely be a box somewhere on the cable about twice the size of a pack of cards. That is the transformer. It switches the voltage from 240v to somethiong like 12v.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
I see
I will have a look into it. Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
No problem!

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
if it is fucked just get a new one from maplins
or just get one anyway, or any charger that fits
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Probably disguised as a remote control
or something
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
My speakers are buggering up too.
Volume keeps fluctuating.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
Dear baldmonkey
What can FD do to make some money quickly? And keep her clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Crotchless.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

crotchlesschet. Crochet is a lovely craft and much in demand. She could crochet some i-Pod covers, and sell them.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
I also hear professional Croquet is a good earner

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
Make my headache go away OR make Beatles Rock Band be out sooner than 9 September.

With love

Blue Star
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Trio vocals.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
*harmonises in three parts*

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
I NO
I can't wait

edit: FOR FUCKS SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
What are you trying to do, you huge spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE CINEMA TO SEE THE SCARY FILLUM ON WEDNESDAY?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
CHEAP FUCKER TAKING HER TO THE CINEMA ON A WEDNESDAY.
DON'T FALL FOR IT BLUE STAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLATHERING ON ABOUT, FUCK OFF SHIT CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
I can't because of
OMG TAKE THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
We could all go on the weekend maybe?
It's SCARY, OOOOOH Y'BASTARDS YA
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Maybe on Friday?
I'm gonna as G over on Saturday night. We can play Rock Band
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
No harmonies though :(

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
We can still ruin songs with harmonies.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
And I'll miss the drum bits while doing so.
I don't care though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Ooooooo, I had no idea that it was being made!
Hope they do Helter Skelter.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
I once heard Paul Gambuccini say
Helter Skelter was the first ever punk song.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
I love it.
Always gets me in the mood to go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
Yep it is an awesome tune.
Aparently it was all done early in the morning, one take, with the band so pissed off with eachother they were barely talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
If When I'm 64 isn't on there, I'll be well gutted.
Octopus's Garden is on there, so there's no fucking excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)


look
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
Oh, very cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
I like that animation.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
I love it.
I'm stupidly excited about a video game which I've never been in my entire life.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
It's going to be ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
That is an amazing bit of flash.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Dear baldmonkey.
If you were king of the internet, what would you do to make it a nicer place?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Dear baldmonkey,
remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
I have recently had a purge of limbs and given the proceeds to the Socialist Labour Party to develop a half decent website. I am now missing one leg, one arm, one testicle, one eyeball, one ear, one nipple, and my upper row of teeth. Considering most of these things don't count as limbs, what common household implements could best be used as replacements for my pawned body parts?

Yours corpulently,

Imhotep
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Are testicles limbs?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
TL;DR

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
How much is a testicle worth?
Because mine aren't getting a fat lot of use lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
You can get about a hundred quid each if you sell them as an aphrodisiac

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
And oh yeah.
I've read it properly now. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey.
Why oh why oh why...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey,
(and anyone else)
Can you think of a good question for a survey to test how nationalistic someone is?
It should be an agree / disagree 7-point-likert-scale style statement.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
Tebbit test,
adapted for whatever nationality you are testing.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
Chinese.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
you need to test? why not just assume 'very'

(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
I'd probably fail that one.
Then, I'd probably fail any type of Tebbit test.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Run a scale from 'I would never under any circumstances change my nationality' to 'I would be highly likely to consider changing my nationality'
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
dear baldmonkey
I am upset at the internet. Literally furious.

I tried beating my fists against my keyboard in a fit of impotent online rage but I still hate everyone. I was thinking of making an itemised list of why I hate everyone then flouncing off like a big flouncy flouncer. Please help me before I get so mad I have to flounce.

Yours in hope,
Sebastian Tagnut
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
Dear Sebastian.
Why are you upset at the internet?

Yours concerned of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey, won't you come out to play
Dear Baldmonkey, its a brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Baldmonkey won't you come out to play
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
He has hayfever, you insensitive bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
So, I've gone into super povvo student mode and am looking 'round my room for things to sell so I can make my rent.
What would you sell from your precious possessions if you had to? Got any Cash in the Attic style collectables which look like a pile of poo but will sell to 'the right collector' for a gazillion pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
Erm
How much would you get for a stylophone?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
500,000
rubles
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
YIPPEE
Now all the girls will want to know me!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
My arse.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
How much do you reckon it's worth?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
About £1.25.
I'd only sell my arse to wealthy businessmen, though. It increases my chances of getting a tip.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
My preliminary investigations suggest an arse in the region of £0.10 and £0.12

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
You've got yourself a fucking deal.
Climb aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
I'd insure it for 15p
but it's worth at specialist auction about 9p

/Antiques Roadshow
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
11p

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
Haven't you sold that already?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
Won't the landlord understand if you're short, and have to take longer to pay it?
But there's very few things I would actually sell!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)
Nope, why should they care?
I'm unfortunately thinking the same but I may actually have to part with lovely things.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
Unfortunately for me, I've always had one problem or another with money and rent
But my landlords have always said that it's OK if I have to give double next month, as long as it's not a habit blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
I suppose that only works if you know you will definitely have the money next month
Otherwise you just have double the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
Most of it if I needed to
apart from my computer as that is quite useful.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
yeah, you'd be fucked if you ebayed the lot and sold the computer first!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
Bad comms, AVOID
SENT CHASER EMAILS - STILL NOTHING HEARD
PAYMENT SENT - NO GOODS.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
My mac might have to go.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
flashing is passe these days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
what spec/sort is it?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
Columbo

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
Ordinary macbook 13inch screen, most basic specs that the apple shop sell etc.
The battery doesn't work though so I'd have to knock £70 off any price so that that could be fixed. It costs almost £700 new and shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
it would make me really cry but i'd probably sell my 748 smurf collection and toadstool houses
please don't make me though, they are my friends
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
My drumkit is going to have to go soon to pay for a motorbike.
Gone off drumming the last couple years but the thought of selling my kit makes me upset.
Still, will have to man up and ebay it.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
It makes me upset to think of selling my first 1950s dresses.
They don't quite fit me now but they were the first lovely things I think I ever chose.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
It's hard to let go of anything sentimental.
I have a few things here I can sell that I've not even looked at for years, yet I don't think I'd be able to part with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
I have nothing that is really worth much
I'm sure I could rustle up some "modern art" if I had to though. *gets creative*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
How much do you need to find?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
About £600ish to live through the Summer.
Hopefully in September my college will give me a scholarship but I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
I hate to say it darling
but you might need to get a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
I was just wishing that £600 would do ME through the summer.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
This
That's a month for me - if I only ate Tesco Value stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
Would be nice

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
That is baked beans on toast, no going out and hoping that I don't have to get a new flat until late September
(my current lease runs out in a couple of months)
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
Maybe get a room in a house, with a bit less rent?
You can get some really good ones, with live in landlords
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
I already pay the cheapest rent out of anyone I know.
I am hopefully moving in with a family where my rent will be £400 per month including all bills which isn't so bad either. Housing is not something I can squeeze more money out of in central London.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
I have low rates at Castle Druid.
I'm genuinely thinking of decorating and letting out the box room. Well I'm going to decorate it, and thinking about letting it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
Ah yes, mine's £400 ABI
However, it's only a stroke of luck that I got it this cheap. It was going for £600 but my friend used to supply nannies to this woman, so she gave it to me cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
So do you or do you not pay rent?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
Of course I do

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
Then what was your post down there *points* all about?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
About the worth of my house?
Ooooooh!

I mean I wouldn't want to be renting out the WHOLE house! I rent a ROOM in this
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
I see
I did not get that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
Yes, it was badly worded
My apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
Fucks sake
I'm getting a small house for a few bob more than that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
That London, innit.
London IDIOTS. My house in Hebden is lovely, and interest only is £450 a month. Ace. What area have you moved to?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
The massive distance of 1/3 mile from here
And nearer Ms Official. Moving in about 4 weeks. Very exciting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
I'll get you a moving present. It's not gay or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Some nice smelly candles!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
I don't live in Hebden any more, so I'll struggle.
You'll have to gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
Will do!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
I hope I'm not forced to sell my house in the next year or two, otherwise it could
cost a lot. It's the hassle too. I hope you don't have to sell owt, it always seems sad, selling things through necessity.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
<s>summer</s> week

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
Down with this sort of thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
I HAVE 2

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
Where the fuck do you live, Buckingham Palace?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
No, London. It's expensive there.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
I know, I live there.
But if the summer means late september, then it's not that expensive.

The street that I'm on has £1.5m homes, think mine's 1.25, so I wouldn't want to be paying rent here!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
How do you live there then?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
Not just me that couldn't work that out then?!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
There's a viaduct at the end with space for plenty of boxes.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
Hmm...let me guess...

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
She's calling you a racist hooker.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
That's all well and good
But Wicca has met me and would be under no illusion that I could sell my body.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
She's Princess Michael of Kent

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
Well, by working
£400 a month, bills included. I had a few savings, and though the dole rejected me, I've managed to make the money fixing computers.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
Oh sorry, I thought you said you didn't pay rent.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
Me too. I'm very confused.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
She did.
I rather think your ex had a good point ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
Yes, I've already admitted that it was badly worded

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
Yep, I meant I don't rent the whole house, and would probably die if I saw how much the rent would be
One room is £400, and a pretty good deal actually, for what you get. Pool and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
Oh honey :(
I thought you'd given up work to concentrate on your finals :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
The one that I already have gave me the finals time off.
The one that I'm getting (hopefully) is ace but I'm not sure if I'll get paid for it. The third that I was hoping for has just fallen through. :(
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
how many grams of coke could you shift in a week, i'm always looking for foot soldiers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
Do they total 16h a week or more?
www.taxcredits.inlandrevenue.gov.uk/Qualify/WhatAreTaxCredits.aspxany any help?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
Ignore me, they're no use

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
She's younger than 25, isn't she?
I had them on the disability element, but my mate couldn't get it til he was 25.

EDIT: Oops, sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
I was thinking part time job
bar work's not too bad and it can be fun. Working selling art or antiques might suit you as well if you can find it. I'm sure you could charm rich men into parting with cash.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
I'm meant to be cataloguing the chairman of the Courtauld's medieval art collection.
He famously once wrote an article saying he pays less tax than his cleaner so I assume he's got a bit of money. I hope he pays me, doesn't look massively hopeful though. You don't get that rich by being generous.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
He could be remarkably generous and had filthy rich parents.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
Smile lots and be charming : )
That sounds a brilliant job though. I did a Victorian postcard cataloguing job when I was at university last time and got a cheque for £1,000 at the end of it. I think they'd got a grant from the arts council to pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
9 grand and a set of spanners

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
Football shirts mainly.
According to www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk some of them are worth a surprising small fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
I've got a 1998 Jordan F1 pit crew shirt
Probably worth what I paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
If I needed to make some quick money, I'd sell these first...
Ajax Away
Arsenal Home
Blackpool Home
Liverpool Away
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)
The Blackpool & Liverpool ones aside,
why do you have those?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
I used to know a bloke called Football Shirt Alan who had a market stall up and down the country.
He used to buy oddlots of shirts from wholesalers and let me buy the stranger / rarer ones that he probably wouldn't have been able to shift, for next to nothing.
The rarest one I've got is a Leicester City shirt which never got selected as the away shirt. It was made by Bukta as a sample and is literally unique!
I know in vino veritas and her husband are Leicester fans, but neither of them want it.

Isn't Wormulus a Leicester fan? Is he about?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
He'll be lurking.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
I read the flounce. Ironically the only good post of his I've read.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
Imagine being mike woz ere next time he logs on and has to wade through his gazbox.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
Apart from what he said about Tara and Esme.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
I didn't agree with all of it, but it was an interesting post.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
When he's being a dick he's just a dick.
There's no getting round it and it's pretty unconditional.

He is lovely most of the time though, maybe not on here...

Edit: and he is a Leicester fan, and he's still answering gazzes.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
I've got a signed Argyle shirt, but the fact that it was Rory Fallon who signed it probably lowers the value.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
I've got a couple of bits of Clarice Cliff
Apparently they are common ones though. Sell that jet bracelet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
Ha ha.
No, I think it's lovely. Selling lovely presents seems wrong somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
I know a guy who does some trading in pottery stuff
It's amazing what people will pay for these little figurines made out of pot. Unfortunately, the whole arse has fell out of the market with all the English potteries shipping out to China, and while the quality is the same people don't buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
Probably my Spiderman comics :'(

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
Don't you DARE sell any of your frocks.
I'd rather lend you the money than see you part with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
I made quite a bit from selling some Dr Who stuff.
We've got some very old football programs here as well, but nobody wants them.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
i can't shift my b3tamax copies of grandstand

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
I am thinking of it.
But no lending of money shall go on here.

I have a 1920s beaded shift that is too delicate to wear but could be a museum piece if cleaned up properly, I've never worn it, so that's a possibility.

The thought of selling my 1950s prom dress collection makes me do a proper sad face though so I don't think they'll be going.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
I've been flat broke and I just can't bring myself to sell any of my guitars
I'll probably take the custom strat to the grave with me
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
this
I won't sell any guitars, never have done and hopefully never will. They just...accumulate
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
I sold my first guitar.
I missed it lots :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
I gave one away, now I'm scouring eBay for an identical replacement

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
I lent someone a book. Nothing special, a ten quid paperback.
I didn't get it back. I went on Amazon to buy another copy. £100. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
What guitar was it?
I sold an ovation 12 string once and have missed it ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
If i was single I'll become a gigalo I think. Nothing sexy, just taking old women around

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
Like the producer in The Producers?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
Hundreds of sim cards.
Might be a charity shop job though.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)
I've got nothing worth selling really.
And you can't really sell gifts can you?

I really hate asking for money, but I've had to do it. And in some cases people have helped without me having to ask, which is amazing of them.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
About three years ago
I was in your situation. I sold a Marshall JCM2000 TSL122 lead amp and cab. For £300. For my rent. I'm still kicking myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
You massive bellend, you

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
Yep.
I'm still sore about it now.

What is worse is I got a new job the next week and had i spoken to my landlord nicely one last time I could probably have paid it without selling my amp.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
Oh shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
I still haven't managed to save up and replace it.

(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
Aw, wish I could help.
It's an awful situation to be in. As for selling things, nothing I have is worth more than a couple of quid, save the laptop I'm currently typing on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
I've got my flute, and if things got super desperate I could sell my car...which isn't in my room, btw.
I've got a curio cabinet with some special edition Barbie dolls and loads of Precious Moments collectibles that my mum gave to me while growing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)
The only thing I own that's worth anything is my computer,
and that technically belongs to Spacefish's business.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Most train stations have a sign saying "Welcome to Thistown"
Instead, Luton has a junkie trying and failing to jump the ticket barrier in front of you.

Luton is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Southall is the only bilingual station sign in England.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcK2hRtIQ3E
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
seriously, dude, WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
He's awesome.
Listen to him do Eminem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
luton is an utter shit hole, how people live there i'll never know, i'd rather live in thamesmead

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
It's the only home I've known.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
no offence?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
No, offence.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
No, no offence.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)
Zimbabwe accepts asylum seekers trying to escape from Luton.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
It is a hellhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)
I'm not fancying my chances of holding a bash here then really

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
I just realised I'm missing pissedon_bloke's standup comedy night

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
I wanted to go but noone would come with me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
does this fact surprise you?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
I thought at least one or two folk might be able to see past my question of
"Do you fancy paying money to see an autism die doing stand up?" but no. Miserable cunts. I'm home instead reeking of bleach from scrubbing my shithouse out.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
scrub all you like, you won't get the smell of yorkshire out

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
I might get pissed now after all that toil

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME.
I feel so unwanted.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
Yeah, soz mate.
I'm kind of busy, I didn't even ask Trev or anything, nope.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
Not asking anyone might be why nobody would go with you.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)
Alright then
I asked everybody I could think of and I totally forgot about you.ALRIGHT!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
:(

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
Well, you asked.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
Oh, is that tonight?
I could go, I suppose. It's actually a fairly nice pub.

Or not.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
Sorry about that, I didn't realise it was you

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
Some stations appear to be sponsored.
They're all "home of" some organisation or other, as if when the train stops there anybody's going to go "oh, that's really good, I'll get off here then instead of where I was going."
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
The one sign guaranteed to make me want to get off at the wrong stop is
"Do not alight here"

I want to enter the netherworld of non-stationness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:42, archived)
i often drive around the roundabouts here just to see the adverts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
I only do that to see if they are following me.

(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
do you often get followed by adverts?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
I bet it does have a sign that says 'Welcome to Luton'.
Maybe you didn't see it because you were preoccupied with the junkie? Is there anyone who can confirm whether or not there is a sign that says 'Welcome to Luton'?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
There are at Luton Airport Parkway but I've not been into Luton Central for a while, I don't remember

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
I've never been to Luton
/exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)
Too scared of the locals? :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:45, archived)
Other than "North of London" I couldn't tell you were it is
And don't be silly, how could I be scared of you?! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
I've never even been near it
I hear it's full of massive slags. No offence like.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
Massive in what sense?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)
The wrong sense

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
it has a vibrant ethnic community, that likes to blow up buses and tubes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
Excellent
Just like home, except without the blowing crap up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Luton public transport
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)
thanks for the assessment.
where will you be going next?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
Brussels.
I'll tell you how shit it is once I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)
Went there for an away game once.
Not pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)
same here, they must of lost about 20 match balls in the first half

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)
I went through Hemel Hempstead once on the way to Alysbury
probably the closest I've got to Luton
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
comedy gymnastics
check this shizzle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO_BnsrWMnI
go on
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
There's a links board up there, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
oh

ta
i'll go there
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
good
don't come back either
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
lovely, be rude to me next, please?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
I know Badger was feeling left out because Wormulus didn't diss him when he flounced
so I've GAZed Sebastian asking him for a quote, don't tell badger, I want it to be a lovely surprise for him
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)
Sebastian? Can you be more specific please?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
that's Mister Tagnut to you

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
i presume you're talking about Badger, A here.. ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
yes, the purple-namer

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
i won't say a word, it's nice to try and help others, i was a bit disapointed with my dissing, it smacked of praise really

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
I'd say something to you but apparently I say the same things every day so you'll have heard it all before

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
if i for one second belived he was gone from b3ta for good i'd not care, but he will be back, i bet he's gone on a course or something

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)
I bet you said the same thing about your mate Rathen

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
man me an rathen always hang out, him being a 22 year old primary school teacher and me being an old nasty wanker, it's like a sitcom

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
Do you mind if I don't check it?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
That's pretty much the exact opposite of what he's asking you to do.
I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up at your front door with a chainsaw. On fire.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
I don't want to piss him off.
He could be Wormulus. Or Sebastian Winnett.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
I read about all that earlier.
Is Sebastian Winnett, who is Wormulus, really a massive scarf-wearing cockhound?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
that's what I heard
I heard he's massively keen on the penis and he wears a scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
i hope you mean the chainsaw on fire not me
fire hurts
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Both on fire.
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ON FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
you seem to doing well here
good work, centurion. FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
This is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
This was predictable.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
Yes it was.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
I'm moving soon
This is more fun
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
Move to ABERDEEN

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
Fuck that
I'm off to Embra for a couple of days in two weeks time, that's as much jock as I can manage.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
We are off there in July
Mary kings close, the castle, etc all to be done
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)
I'm certain me and her have been through the castle before but she swears she has never been
Don't bother with Holyrood House. It's a dump.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
Noted
I suggest going to spacefish's house and pooing through his letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
On a more important note
We have digs on Frederick Street. This amuses me only because the Toy Dolls have a song called Fisticuffs On Frederick Street which I shall be singing while twatting the occasional native.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
I enjoyed eating in Wok And Wine on Frederick street
You may also enjoy it www.wokandwine.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
Duly noted.
She wants to go to a veggie gaff she went to a few years ago, fine by me as long they have a bring your own meat policy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
If it's Kalpna,
it's quite good, despite the lack of meat.
It would be even better if it had meat in it as well, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
Nope
She said it was just by Princes Street
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
I don't know it, then,
in that case. I know two others, but they're not there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
We'll ask the gadge who took them
That might be a good start.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Ask the waitress if they have any meat
When she says no, whap your cock out on the table and ask her would she mind if you brought your own?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
There'll be a joke about the size of the portion

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
JMG will be blamed

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
Accept that
then take her to Wildfire on Rose St.

Local meat. Local seafood. Local (well, Orkney) beer. Rocks, all of. You'll need to book, mind you, it's not big.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
or the Mussel and Steak bar on Victoria Street.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
I've had mixed results, there.
Probably just unlucky. Been great once and ropey once. Wildfire has always been great, it has to be said, and their steaks ....... mmmmm, cow.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
oh,
I only went once and it was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
I think it probably is
most of my mates up here really rate it, I just think I got one bad night and that always puts you off. It wasn't awful, just not up to scratch, and there are enough great restaurants up here to not have to eat in an average one again. It's not London, thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
Also noted
We're both seafoodists
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
You're not moving very far
and you have no photos. Not fun.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
Yeah I know
Sorry and that. I'll go and poke my lens through the letterbox tomorrow
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
Good good

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
Why? What's wrong with your lovely mews?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
Nearer Ms Official
A bit more space and a BATH!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
About time you stinky bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
I shall probably by girly stink products and put candles in the bath room

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
Lolarious

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaWo6xxCKdo
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
sublime
10 points
(fuckleberry quim, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
That's actually quite amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
So, The Pianist. It's quite a long film.
What I learned watching this film: Even spineless, useless, tin can grasping saps can survive the holocaust by hiding behind bins and generally being shit.

What film have you watched, and what did you learn from it?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Do you mean The Pianist?
The Piano had Harvey Keitel in the nip, and no holocaust.

Couldn't tell you what else it was about though; last time I tried to watch it, I sort of glazed over and the next thing I knew the credits were rolling.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Yes I did, and I've changed it now.
Either the servers are being slow, or my connection is. It's like the olden days of 33kbps here.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
I saw Young Victoria
I learned that sleeping in a cinema is surprisingly easy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
It is.
They're nice and warm and dark and with big, soft seats.

I slept through nearly all of Ghost Rider. Still saw enough to know it was shit, though.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
There was a point where I thought 'Ghost Rider might be quite good'.
It only lasted a few seconds, then I came to my senses. The only good thing about Ghost Rider is the Zombina & The Skeletones song.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
my dad goes straight to sleep as soon as the lights go down.
and snores.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
I fell asleep during Snakes On A Plane

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
Matrix II for me
and I snored. In Henley.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
I'm glad I only saw that on the telly.
Or was it on DVD? It was at my parents' house, in either case. My mum thought it was rubbish, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
I have also fallen asleep in a cinema
However my excuse is that I was quite drunk at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
The Piano was about the holocaust?
wow, they hid that well.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
I'VE CHANGED IT NOW YOU SPACK.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
yeah i saw that
i'm pretty good thanks
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
I watched Dune
and discovered that unlike the book, you also needed supersonic teapot-shaped blasters to overthrow the Imperial overlords. Pah to the spice and worms and crysknives and family atomics. Teapots FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
utah teapot
u u u utah teapot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
I'll just nod knowingly
and secretly fail to get it. Sorry. me being rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
post is unconnected
it just appeared in my mind when you mentioned teapots. possibly due to hypnotic suggestion for all i know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
What have teapots got to do with saints?
Unless there's a patron saint of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
the utah teapot is a computer drawing of a teapot
it is famous because teapots are quite hard to draw if you are a computer
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
Oh yes. I do remember hearing this.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
Haha I don't even remember it had that
Do I have to rewatch it now?

Read all the books at least three times
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)
I believe they remade it again into a more faithful TV series
but I didn't have the stomach for 6 hours of story I already know pretty well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
Yeah, got that on DVD too
it's actually pretty watchable
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
The last film I saw was Star Trek
I didn't really learn much apart from the fact that I never knew Winnona Ryder was Spocks mum
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
She'll be anyone's mum for money. That is if she's not too busy picking
your pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
It's a bit insulting
considering she's only about six years older than the actor playing Spock.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
Winona Ryder,
goin' inside her.

/not big or clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
eek! a spider

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
I watched 24/7 last night
and I learned that Les Battersby was in it. And he was a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
lol typecast

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)
I learned that Bruge is in Belgium.
My dad has just told me off for swearing on facebook again.

I AM THIRTY-ONE YEARS OLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)
Thats why I wont add mummy
She would be terribly sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
I don't care, it makes you look unintelligent,
and Billy Connolly was funnier when he didn't swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
It was my honest reaction to the news that Nick Griffin is the MEP for the North West.
Sheer rage and frustration.

Also, Billy Connolly has always been sweary, and anyone who says that swearing isn't funny has never listened to Derek & Clive.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
just quoting my parents here,
have you seen In The Loop? That's pisscunts fuck funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
I learnt that being in Bruges is like dreaming, but your actually awake.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
everywhere is like that for me

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
Not too old to go over my knee, young lady!

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
The last film I saw was Night at the Museum 2
and it taught me that pi has only five or six digits (I forget which) after the decimal point.

I'm so glad children's films are accurate. Like Barnyard with the "boy cows" which have udders.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
how do pet
kicking back and relaxing after the work?

EDIT maybe they're transvestite cows with prosthetics? And it saves them having knackers in a disney/pixar/whoever family film
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
I'm feeling rather disconnected and worried after all the pressure has been released
I don't know what to do with myself. Other than that am fine. You?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
My boss told me to book a holiday
doesn't want me to burn out, methinks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
Either that or you've been annoying him recently
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
Today I broke a toughened glass panel
and didn't break a normal one with the same test. I'm contrary like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
CHICKENS WITH TEETH

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
Yeah that too
Although I don't find that quite so sinister.

Apparently the animator thought that udders looked funny. I have issues with female secondary sexual characteristics being thought inherently amusing, but leaving that aside - why not make the lead character a female if you want them to have amusing udders?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
A female lead character?
Conservative Americans would go crazy! What sort of message would that send to the children?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)
EXACTLY
and then you couldn't have sinister girl-cows with udders, chest swellings roughly where human breasts would be, earrings and a sidekick role.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
udders and boobs, eh?
reminds me of pottery classes in school when we were making birds, and were explicitly told not to do a mouth underneath the beak, because that's just stupid. But apparently that's quite a common mistake otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
I watched The Grudge and I learned FUCK ALL because the subtitles don't work on this fucking DVD

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
You learnt that the subtitles don't work on your DVD.
Not much consolation, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
Do you really need subtitles
to understand that rubbish?

(I didn't like it)
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
You haven't missed much.
It's gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
I saw Bolt and learnt that dogs that think they are superheroes but are actually actors are not very entertaining.
Oh, and we watched Never Been Kissed the other night and I managed to convert a self-declared chick flit hater to appreciation of such films.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
Haha, I missed Wormulus' flounce.
Boo hoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
I missed that too.
Has it been deleted I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
no it's still on the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
he remembered you in his parting comments

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
I know, I cried:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
His tirade about me is like a boat built by someone who's never seen the sea.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
Terminator: Salvation
I learned that McG should be shot in the fucking face.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
Star Trek
I learned that I still hate Star Trek with a passion.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
Hello!
I'm feeling quite pleased with myself. I feel like I've done fuck all in work today and for the first time since I started this job over a year ago, it's not because I've been worked into a frenzy trying to do a hundred different thing, it's not because I've been sent out on site to ballygobackwards, it's not because I've been on the phone for 6 hours with Donald who can't figure out how to get his goat online.
No, it's because I felt like being a lazy shite and have had the flexibility to achieve this goal.

It makes a nice change, really it does.

How's your day been sweetheart?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
I hate myself and want to die.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
REAL LIFE FLOUNCE

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
Yeah, well,
it's going to happen someday whether I like it or not, so there's no need to put any special effort in now, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9505068
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
Why haven't I received an invite to a bbq yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
I was at a BBQ yesterday.
I was ace.

I might have one on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
my first BBQ in years.
I had some jalepeno and tomato relish. Nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
You're such a bitch
I will be barbecuing next weekend but we are camping so I can only assume it will be raining.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
FINE I DIDNT WANT TO COME ANYWAY
I HATE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
ack now, it's not that bad surely?
lots of people have freakishly large hands
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
I don't know why I'm laughing at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

www.videovista.net/reviews/nov04/kenever3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I know why I'm laughing at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
No you don't, you're just bored and fed up.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
beereet, I'm off for the rest of the week so you probably won't hear from me much this week unless I'm drunk and it's late.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
OH SO WE'RE ONLY THE BOOBS YOU HONK AT THE OFFICE EH?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
I have a fry up.
Lorne, sausage, bacons, black pudd, egg and beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
lorne?
you're eating the green skinned karoke demon from emo-tastic vampired detective buffy spin-off angel tv show?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
No, silly.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne_sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
Looking at the pic, no wonder you lot die so young.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
The English and Irish ones don't look much better.
Taste good though.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooked_breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
Want.
I have sausage, bacon, eggs and beans at home. Could do with hash browns, potato pancake, black pudding, mushrooms, tomato and slice, though.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
I had two big poos and got my high score on Nokia golf

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
had to take my kitty to the vet
she's not dying
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
all the stuff fell off two of them so I had to start again partly

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
Brill.
My kitty is better!
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
are you me?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
My cat was nearly dying
I have been told that i am a brill nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
I hope you have a sexy nurse outfit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
No, I work bollock naked.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
do you oil yourself up?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
I am a fat b3tan.
I just perspire.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Yay! Congratulations :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
I'm a bit confused about a friend situation
I have been able to walk today so that is great.
I have just had a (cosmetic) filing re-done so my mouth feels odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
Friend situation?
Have they made a move on you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
probably asked to see her bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
I have been at work all day. I hate being a teacher, being a student was way better.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
What age group are you teaching?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Years 7-11.
But I don't get to spend time with one class in particular so can't really bond with any of them and they all merge into one fairly annoying averagely intelligent mass, when in actual fact some of them are great and very bright.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
have you seduced any of them yet
WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Well they are all good Catholic boys. Except the ones that are girls.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
Some of them are probably really thick, horrible little shits too.
So at least you're avoiding too much time with them.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
The thick horrible shits never choose French.
And the Y7s and Y8s don't seem to have yet developed horrible shit-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
At least they're not shooting up in class, or glassing the teacher.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
Not in Bristol's third best state school!
Although Bristol is official the worst place to go to state school in the country - it's 164th out of 164 Local Education Authorities in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
All my hair fell out to reveal a jagged carapace.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Alright.
I have a headache though. And I don't know what to do for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
Come round mine. I'm roasting a chicken and doing new potatoes and salad with it.
And I decided all this before my flatmates told me they'd be out for the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
I don't know what to do for tea, and this sounds good.
Come to Coventry and feed us please.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
Your carapace is coming throught too?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
So
I hear the post of Somewhat Annoying Cross-Board Lolcock is open and I was wondering:

* what're the qualifications
* to whom do I apply?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
I've nearly finished my cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
ROCK AND MOTHERFUCKING ROLL

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
£5 coin fail
"The Royal Mint is issuing a limited edition £5 coin to mark 500 years since Henry VIII ascended to the throne.
A few of the "coins fit for a king" are cast in platinum, with a hefty price tag of £4,400. For ordinary subjects, there are cupro-nickel ones for £9.99."

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8089561.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
*goes to buy £4,400 worth of platinum with a five pound note*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
Sometimes a letter comes through offering a special edition £5 coin at face value,
I'm often tempted to order one just so I can see if I can spend it in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
Also, I've now finished my cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
i don't see why, he wasn't a very good king

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
I've only had two of those today.
This is terrible teaing.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
that was my first of the day,
and possibly my last.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
You have to wear a scarf indoors
and remind people ALL THE TIME that you went to Oxford or Cambridge.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
I went to Oxford last week
Cambridge not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
Scarves?
Doesn't Cockhound Sebastian Winnett/Wormulus wear them?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
I've been punting on the Cam,
with my dog.

My dog went to Cambridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
I've been dogging in a van
with your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
General investigation or pissing up lamp-posts?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
Yes we take our dog to the other end of the country to piss up lamp posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
Variety is the spice of life and all that

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
I just had a burger!
Haha!

With onions!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
Have another two or three
It's the Internet after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
i'm going to have 4 burgers in buns tonight, or not, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
I'm going to make a chicken curry
And I might be fat enough to have egg fried rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

ri fa
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
Hpw the fuck does that work, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
You tell me
I'm not a fucking scientist.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
FUCKING HELL
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
Hurrah

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
*kicks fax machine*

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
My MP3 player will still not sync properly. The End.

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
I don't know what that means.
but on a lighter note, I just ordered a new pair of boardshorts, and cheap they were too. Checked my confirmation email and realised they're cheap because they're children sized.

Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
PAEDOSHOPPING

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
Someone inform Jenk!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
It's the aged 6-8 Spongebob underpants I ordered with it that makes it look even worse...

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
hahaha, you nobend

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)
you'll grow into them.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
Why did I read that as chicken sized?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
Take communion of our lord glued eel
print off his profile page in colour, and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
If you were serious about the role, you'd have waltzed in and taken it without asking.
And carried on long after you were made redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
I guess my polite demeanour automatically rules me out
Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Gaz me your best impression of a peacock and I'llsee if you've got the skills or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
This is life, touch my cock

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
/talk's answer to the Cheeky Girls right there

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
By posting something childish like that?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
your mum
twice
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
Still with the fucking cat ?
Has no one got anything else to say ?

There used to be a lot more life here.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
fuck you, I'm going home.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
not really fuck you, hope you all have a nice evening. <3

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
I might if someone fucked me
Not that I am suggesting you should.

I will try to persuade my wife to.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
Why did Sebastian Winnett (AKA Wormulus) tell gilgamesh, of all people, not to associate the name Sebastian Winnett with Wormulus?
He's the one that started my meme.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
you're still in my phone as 'child rapist'

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
Awesome
You're a peach, you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
Why would you ask me this ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
The 'SuperMatt fucks children' one?

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)
I think Gilgy went a bit far TBH.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
He always does
but lovely mr gilgy knows when to stop. The rest of the board for that matter, not quite as on the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
Well that doesn't involve your real name and have the potential to damage your career does it?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
hold on wormulus posted his name in that thread and baited everyone

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk/39915?q=sebastian+winnett
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
I'm sure he's a good lad really, but he doesn't half talk some shite.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
fuck him, he's a cock

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
your meme was a fucking accident, I said something and everyone started repeating it

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
I know
I don't hold you responsible.
you cock-gobbling twat
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
Well apart from Sebastian Winnett being Wormulus on b3ta
I've just woken up, so missed the flounce.

It's too cold to do anything :(

Mountain Dew is brilliant. I'm drinking it right now. No food though.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)
are you in the Southern Hemisphere?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
No, I'm in London

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)
What the fuck is up with your weather, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)
It's about 15 degrees c in London
Just above absolute zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
mm toasty

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
Don't know :(

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
Yeah.
I was almost starting to wish Planearm would post something.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
YEAH
My MP3 player won't sync properly. The End.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
Server Error in '/' Application.
Unable to cast object of type 'ReadOnlyArrayList' to type 'System.String[]'.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)
My pussy cat has been given the ok by the vet.
She was at deaths door last week but the vet says my good nursing has saved her life.

I am well pleased!

Whats pleased you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Wormulus has flounced.
Also, it's nearly home time.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
I thought you were above such.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
I'm above nothing.
I'm below most stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
Has he? Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
I was saddened not to make his dis list
www.b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
I too have been let down by his eloquent spite
oh Wormy, I'll miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
I'm a rapey scarecrow, I thought this was actually a 100% good description :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
haha, there is that
please don't rape me
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)
too late. Now pull the hay out of my trousers

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
Rapey, yes
Scarecrow?!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
Rapey?!? you fucking wish

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
:(((((

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
ok ok, we'll make it consensual then, but no fingers in the bums and gurning

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
NO DEAL!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
ok, maybe a little bit of gurning

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
I'm gonna call you Tatty Bogle from now on, the scarecrow who always seemed a bit rapey from Wizadora.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
sweet as a nut

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
I want him back DG
Yeah he was a cock from time to time, we all are, but at least we had some decent posts, unlike baldmonkey's current "OH LOOK AT HOW ZANY I AM PUSHING DOWN WHAT COULD BE A GOOD THREAD" posts.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
Indeed. it was like the court scene in A Few Good Men
I doubt he will be back for a while though...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
Am I really as ugly as Wormy said?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)
Course not
It just sounds funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
He's far from the only one who does that.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)
we've all posted a shit thread from time to time
but I fire this thing up every morning and all I can see is another shit BM thread.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)
Oh man, I totally made the list.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
*FLOUNCE MONDAY FIVES*

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
I think it's a shame really.
And can totally understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6208244
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
I think only a very select number of people (possibly only two) could know this...
"Console yourself with this though, your penis is bigger than mine, someone told me."
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
I was trying to think who it could be too.
Damn my gossip gland.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
*stands triumphant*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
You are going to dine out on that for years.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
It's not that big.
I mean, it's big, but it's hardly a three course meal...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
Amazing, best flounce ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
Man. I feel offended
Funny how he always seems to GAZ me saying 'sorry' when he mentions my looks, but didn't this time.

OMG

EDIT: SEBASTIAN WINNETT IS WORMULUS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
Yeah, Wormulus is Sebastian Winnett.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
Sebastian Winnett is Wormulus on b3ta?
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)
good, how dare he imply that i'm a troll and that i know rathen in real life
if internet lawyer man was around i'd sue sebastian winett who posts under the name Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
Deleted his twitter thing by the look of it too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
I got a GAZ from him saying he doesn't want the name "Wormulus" associated with "Sebastian Winnett" online
so if you're listening Googleboot, that's "Sebastian Winnett" and "Wormulus"

oh, and "scarf-wearing cockhound"
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)
Isn't that a similar request to Geoff Aerstall's?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
it's pretty much identical
also: search for "t*l*ntless *ttention wh*ring sh*tc*nt"
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
Terrible bullying

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)
what? I thought that was very good bullying indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
Oh go on then
I'll let you off with a commendation
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
I heard that Sebastian Winnett, also known as Wormulus, is a scarf-wearing cockhound.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)
you do realise it's possibly slander to refer to Sebastian Winnett, also known as Wormulus, as a scarf-wearing cockhound?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
I was not aware that referring to Sebastian Winnett, also known as Wormulus, as a scarf-wearing cockhound could be slander.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
we should all stop referring to Sebastian Winnett, also known as Wormulus, as a scarf-wearing cockhound immediately

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
If only INTERNETLAWYERMAN was here
but that's looking doubtful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
Ok, from this point on i'll stop refering to Sebastian 'Wormulus' Winnett as a scarf-wearing cockhound.
Although I'm pretty sure Wormulus(Sebastian Winnett) is a cockhound, I don't know if Sebastian Winnett wears a scarf.


Wormulus
Sebastian Winnett
Cockhound
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
I also heard that Sebastian Winnett, also known as Wormulus, is a scarf-wearing cockhound
xxx videos porn iphone sebastian winnett wormulus apple hack microsoft warez free mp3 download b3ta passwords.txt
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
If you google sebastian winnett
You get

Sebastian Winnett (Wormulus) on Twitter
Twitter is a free social messaging utility for staying connected in real-time.
twitter.com/Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
you do now
but I've not got round to poisoning the search results yet
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)
Wormulus is Sebastian Winnett?
Who'd have thought such a thing, you know, that Sebastian Winnett was Wormulus. Amazing.

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(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)
Now I'm no internet lawyer
but I'm fairly sure it's not an offence to say that:

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(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=39915
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
The account still looks active to me
If you right click on the picture and "view source" all looks ok.
He'll be back IMO

Edit: I hope he is, I haven't been here long but generally liked the shit he come out with
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
just add &css=n to the url

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
Cool
You learn something everyday!
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
He'll be back.
c.f. www.b3ta.com/talk/3124917
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
Oh, I do hope not.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
I liked him.
And most of what he says is right Im afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
I do have big hands :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
I couldnt comment on that.
Being as i never saw them.

Are they piano hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
Shit shame.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)
Wormulus leaving

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Not really I quite like him

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
Nah, its cool to be a cunt about some one on here.
It makes you popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
I've never denied I was a cunt.
I'm just a cunt who wasn't a fan of his. And now he's gone, though I suspect he'll be back under a new hilarious name with a new hilarious meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
I ate a bowl of jelly.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

+e
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
ok I ate a bowl of jellye.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
Bowel
you ate a bowel of Jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
No I didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
I just ate three peanut butter
and jam snadwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
What will you do next ?
Watch Dora the Explorer ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
Ooh!
What channel?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
I've never been impressed by that combination.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
You are dead to me.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
This must be, like, the 5th time,
how many lives do I have left now?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
Aargh! Zombie!

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
Not a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
Hmm.
My hair's quite shiny and I had some nice chocolate. Simple pleasures innit.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
Shiny with chip fat no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
lolfat?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
Not your mum.
She was rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
I won £250,000 on poker
(In fake money)
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
I helped some people with technical issues
They sounded very happy. I like helping people.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
Its nice when you are appreciated.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
A lot of the customers are very annoying, but if you get a nice issue that you can get your teeth into
Or something that's simple but looks complicated, they're so appreciative when you sort things out.

Then there's little kids in the background shouting 'yaaaaay' and Mums who are happy that their little devilspawns are occupied again.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
It looks like I'll be moving in a month or so
Cute little house down the road from Ms Official
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
Forsaking Skipton?
Can you answer me a train ticket question?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
Nope, just a bit nearer her house.
Fire away
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
right. needed a ticket from Blackpool north to preston.
Wanted it open return, so it would be cheap.

Man said that wasnt possible as the stations were too close together.

Made me buy two singles.

Is this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
Yes
It's only long(er) distance journeys that can have open returns.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
any way to get a return cheaper on a short journey?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
Nope, not for a one off trip anyway
If you were arsed you could use nationalrail.co.uk to work out just how far from Preston you had to start from to get an open/saver return, if it's not too far away you might save a few pence but not much.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)
probably pissed you off as we don't want your type here
NARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
open return isn't cheap
it's the most expensive type of return, no?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
cheapert than two singles
plus I didnt know when id come home.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
My girlfriend has booked us a holiday.
I'm kind of pleased that we're going to Mexico for two weeks in July but I'm pissed off that she didn't tell me she was booking the holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
MEXICO!
*spanish flea dance*
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
Yay for Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
MEXICO!
*swine Flu dance*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
MEXICO!
*jumping bean dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
MEXICO!
* news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8088131.stm dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)
MEHICO!
*dance*
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
Mrs C called and told me she's making roast pork for me
with crackling.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
I'll (hopefully) be starting a well-paid job by the end of this week.
Get in!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
nice one.
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
Pottering around on little electric vehicles poking irascible Daily Mail readers with a long stick.
Well, the bit about the vehicles is true anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
more detail required.
so far it sounds like you're a milkman.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
It's indoors.
And I'm taking things away rather than delivering them.

Sorry, I can't say more. Industry secrets and that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
Nice
Doing what?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)
Offline girl + carvery + music

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)
Makin' cake.
Also NEED A DISPENSER HERE

I think I've got a 4min track on my mp3 player of NEED A DISPENSER HERE spam.

The end of that track was awesome though. I interpret it as Soldier kills Scout. Even though that Soldier sound clip was only put there by chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)
I went for screening for being a participant in a clinical trial today.
I don't like blood tests, but I do like money.

What was the last (non-work) thing you did for money?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
A photoshoot I think.
Or it was when I was down the docks...
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
Most boring way to earn money ever

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
*strokes onna sexy face*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
naked?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
"Jobe avec otters"

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
July features Jobe with a cheeky otter merkin

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
It's lying on its back wrapped seductively in seaweed
cracking open jobe's oysters with a stone
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
i dont know but in like a week i am working at a local festival in exchange for £50.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
and having decided this, i went and spent £70 last weekend on clothes and stuff.
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
i was pleased though, because the trousers i bought are 2 sizes smaller than the pair i bought this time last year.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
ym
/ac
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
Exist.
My brother once jumped out of a 1st floor window for £5.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
How much are you getting for it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
£2000

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Are you getting something
removed and/or glued back on?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
I just have to have a few injections, and take 1 pill a day.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
and then you get to wear the pretty dresses?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
Two grand ?
Is it Nigerians removing a kidney ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
that's standard for a residential tox trial.
usually for 10-20 days. Easy money, but you won't be allowed out of the building for the duration, you can't drink, smoke, do anything they say you can't do or see anyone bar the other participants.

2K isn't anywhere near enough to make me want to spend even a day in the 24-hour company of students and layabouts on near-fatal doses of experimental medication. Let alone 20.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
So it's basically £100 a day
To be in Big Brother without getting to see stupid fucking slags take their clothes off ?

Fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I've got to spend 5 days residential, then 28 days at home, then another 2 days residential.
The study starts in about 2 weeks time.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
Do you get to vote each other out
and show everyone your willy in the swimming pool ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
still 7 days too many for me.
and the 28 days will be resticted diet. fuck that and the horse it rode in on.

Good luck. Someone has to do these things. I hope the side effects aren't too shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
I think cheif among the side effects is
OMG I LOST ALL MY DIGNITY BY TELLING PEOPLE ONLINE I WAS SO DESPERATE FOR A PALTRY £2K I'D RISK MY HEALTH AND SANITY.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
£2k is paltry?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
In the big scheme of things it is
What exactly can you do with it ? Nothing life changing.

You could earn that working in McDonalds for 2 months and as it is he has his life fucked about for a month in any case.

If I owed "Harry the murdering bastard" £2k I can see that £2k would be important but it's not exactly a kings ransom.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
pay off debts
go on holiday
not always be in overdraft
buy something you've always wanted.

I think the point is that it's potentially money for nothing. Like TMB says, he could get a low dose, or a placebo.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
well, it's not money for nothing
it's (usually) at least 2 weeks of your life. So if you live in the real job world, you can do it, but there goes most of your holiday. I realise it's not the same for everyone, but my holiday is worth about £500 a day to me since that's what I charge to consult in my free time, so it's effectively losing money in my case.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
yeah, my time's not worth that much
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
It is if you dress up as Jimmy Krankee in crotchless knickers....

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
you may be on to something here...

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
£2k's not exactly paltry

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
potentially for your life and the risk of serious long-term damage to your health?
are you sure?

put it this way. If I take you up in a plane and say "here are 100 parachutes. 1 of them has the cords cut. I'll pay you 2K to choose one and jump" ... what are you going to do? Do you want 2K that much?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
not personally
I'm just saying, that as a statement on it's own, £2k's not paltry.

As you're a medical-doctor-scientist type guy, I'll take your word for how risky it can be though.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
I WOULD.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
you rich cunt

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
Meh
£2k for a month out of your life only equates to £24k a year.

That's fuck all really.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
It's more than I can imagine.
Well I've earnt £2k in a month before, but I'd be well chuffed if I could make that a permanent arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
could you die from it?
Or have permanent damage? I mean, there was that case in the news a while back but other than that people seem to get away scot free.

I'm considering it, see.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
This is why they pay you
If they were certain it worked, they'd be charging people.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
there's a difference between "feeling a bit ill" tohugh and "losing liver function".

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)
they've tested it on animals first, at least.
That last "incident" is fairly uncommon, and from what I gather, caused by a mistake of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
they will have done animal tox models.
so you shouldn't die. But you'll certainly risk get some fucking unpleasant side effects, because that's the point of tox tests. They'll be running at 100x or 1000x dose for the high end, to see the effects of overdose. No-one is going to give you 2K to sit pleasantly and eat rich tea, it'll hurt. unless you're lucky and get low-dose or placebo.

but, yeah, by taking the money you're signing away your life and right to sue, effectively. You die, hard luck. It is possible. not likely, but possible.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
nyeurgh.
Maybe I'll skip it then.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
See this is why £2k is paltry
If it were £200k, I'd do it and pay my mortgage off.

If it were £20k I might do it and use it as a deposit to buy another house, but £2k ? OMG LOOK I BOUGHT A 2002 HONDA ACCORD !!!!

No thanks....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)
Actually I don't think even I'd do that for £2k,
and I could really use £2k.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
and you'll probably have an extra ear
growing out your back by the end of it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
You're gonna be cloned like Dolly.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

clon bumm

Dolly a cheap whore
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
I braided a pigeon's feathers for 20p

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
Was it still alive?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
Of course it was you sick fuck.
If I went 'round braiding dead pigeon's feathers then I'd never get paid!
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
Was it concious?
Or a pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
It was conscious throughout the procedure.
Not a pet, I was just advertising my services in Trafalgar Square and it flapped up to me.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Ah, how interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Did some Calligraphy for a Wedding Set (name cards, order of service, table plan etc)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
Gave some drum lessons a few months ago for a few quid.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
How many quid?
Seven?
Nine?
More than nine?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
Just called it a tenner for about 40mins of my time.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
Had a birthday.
It was pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
anything you do for money is technically work.
that would be part of the (at least socio-economic) definition of the word.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
But Confucious, he say
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
you're still working.
it's just a matter of whether you enjoy the work or not.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
I suppose, if you're saying 'I'm /doing/ it for the money'
buying a lottery ticket would count. But therein we find all sorts of needless semantic arse-pedantry.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
What if it's pocket money?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
then you aren't doing anything for the money.
see also "presents"

the question was specifically "what was the last non-work thing you DID for money"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Youse tell 'im

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
even claiming dole?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
you aren't doing anything, really.
see above.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
well you're looking for jobs,
which is part of the contract, and they can stop your money if they think you're not doing enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I had a dream the other night that I'd got a job with the council,
and I'd got my own desk and computer and everything, but on the first day they didn't give me any work to do. And then on the second day, they didn't give me any work to do, either. On the third day it occurred to me that maybe they expect me to ask for some work to do, but I thought I'd see how long I could stretch it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
I did a mediation for money
which, strictly speaking isn't what I do for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
I tend to lose money on the things I do for people.
I'm crap at business.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
maybe it's your own fault for taking the steam-powered money burning sky engine commission

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
it seemed like a good idea at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
Money money money
Fucking capitalist pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
I saw the photos
I couldn't tell they were capitalists. Except by the monocles.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
tea/TFT. You terrible cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
Oh really
And earlier on I think you totally pwnd me like a n00b by citing Eddie Izzard and Bill Baily as non-bilious comedians.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
I did a service on a friend's car
Because they are a bit hard up and not technically minded, I paid for all the bits, when it came to the cost I told them it would cost £19.32 for parts (I didn't charge for labour etc). They gave me a £20 and asked for the change.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
I was standing on the corner, giving piggy backs to disabled people so they could experience what it felt like to run for a bus and narrowly miss it.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
I so want this to be true

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
But it was

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Genuine lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
I'm confused.
Has Wormulus spazzed and flounced FOR EVAR?

He is wiv da angels now etc.

If you were to flounce dramatically what attention seeking strategies would you employ?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
I think so, all gone.
I'd miss the lovely people if I flounced.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
Me too in real land.
But in fun land how would you get everyone to weep a salty tear at your departure?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
post a picture of cr3's cock and get perma-banned.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

banned wood
ROFL
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
I'd come to a bash and leave a poo in the middle of the carpet during the night and leave forever

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
he'll be back

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
Cake maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
Or death?

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
I think I'll choose cake please.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
He's still cybering in gaz.
Well, with me at least. The little minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
PHWOAR.
No one can resist you Flappers.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
lol asl?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
omg 56/M/A truck somewhere near Alaka

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
i put on my wizard's cloak and hat

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
me too

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
I'd turn up at rob's house and tell him I was leaving, and then knife him.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
He'll be back.
I wouldn't make a big song and dance about not posting here. I'd just fuck off. I don't see any merit in the 'look at me, I'm leaving because you're all shit' approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
I'd only leave because you specifically are shit.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)
Yes.
It was brought to my attention how shit and fat I am today. That was nice. And also something which I didn't already know.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I had a spaz through your B4sh pics
I didn't think you was that bad to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
If I ever leave I plan to do it in an epic flounce.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
Nah.
It makes you look like a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I went away for about a year without the slightest flounce
consequently, none of you cunts even noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I fucking noticed
you baldy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
yeah, but you're lovely and that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
news to me
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)
People tend to notice when I disappear for a while.
I suggest you be more annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)
who are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)
So 'fess up
Why did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
MONDAY IS PUB DAY TOO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
i voted libdem and libdem.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
later: pubpubpub

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
my desk smells of basil today

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
I'm going to a pub for a carvery this evening,
With a bunch of girls.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
im going to the pub for booze n music.
with da boys.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
I am afraid I may look like their gay friend,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
assure other people by putting a hand on each of their boobs

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
There'll be more boobs than I have hands :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I'm going to sit at home by myself with my hair in pig tails, constantly applying lipstick until there is none left.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
it's not going on your lips, is it?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
He'll have the prettiest balls in all the land.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Thunderbird 1 is GO!
F A B !
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
I'm going to sit and think about this.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
hop on a train to MK
two of the girls are very attractive, and foul mouthed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Nah, they'll only think I'm your boyfriend.
I'm getting hassled by too many girls at the moment and I just want to be left alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
It's a tough life isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
yeeeee :(
T'is when they're mental mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
tell me about it,
Although I'm officially over my mental one.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Got a shitty voicemail from one telling me off for not texting her back within 5 minutes
I wasn't going to anyway but still!! Fucking nutters, Have only talked to her once down the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
I got a drunken voicemail from some glaswegian woman asking for sex on thursday,
I have no idea who it was, she sounded hideous, I think it may have been pickle.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
pfft :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
I've saved the number as "NEVER EVER ANSWER"
in my phone
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
It will be scary when your mum says how come you never pick up her calls anymore...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
My mum can at least say my name right this woman called me steve...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
I'm going to the COCK-iN-DRAGon later on this evening.
I'm also patiently waiting for the new iPhone to be anounced so I can order it later on this evening. *glees*.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
I voted for Green.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Russell Green?
www.hopenothate.org.uk/the-real-bnp/BNP-councillors.php

I KNEW it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
The phrase "the real BNP" makes me think "the real IRA"

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
It makes me think "the real SLIM SHADY"

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
it reminds me Poo and Straw Land Florida
I don't remember typing that,

I started out typing 'It reminds me of The Real Ghostbusters, with the Ape' but then I got lost trying to remember posting that
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
That was Ghostbusters, based on an American kids show.
The Real Ghostbusters was based on the Bill Murray/Dan Akroyd etc. film

.:Pedant Extreeeem:.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Is it worse to not vote than to vote BNP?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
No
but it does mean you lose the right to complain about who gets in.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
No. It would be better not to vote rather than BNP.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
to get the wogs out

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
clickin dis

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
"Men comprise just 48 per cent in the electorate as a whole."
Eh? Just 48%?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
Maybe that takes into consideration a proportion of men who aren't eligible to vote

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
oh the ones who aren't in the electorate?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Or maybe it doesn't.
It's the word "just" I'm picking up on, it's hardly a surprisingly low figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
it's almost 50:50.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
WHO'D HAVE EXPECTED THAT?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
especially since there will be more females than males of voting age
and of course the men would be too busy working to get round to voting..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Yes
but the women would be too busy cooking dinner to vote. Anyway they wouldn't know how to vote without a man to explain it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
they sit around on there arses all day until half an hour before the man of the house comes home
they have plenty of time

but true they would need it being explained..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
In context it makes sense
they're over-represented among BNP voters.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
This,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
What about th 4% with cocks AND fannies eh?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
I doubt they voted for the BNP

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
I dunno, some of the women do look a bit rough...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Maybe because men work like fuckers, then die.
Wheres the streets are never clear of old dears whos' husbands worked then died dottering about clogging the place up.



I may have been to the Post Office this morning and be a bit biased....
(thediscokingpin, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
or maybe because it isn't by any necessity an exact 50/50 split in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Could be.
Maybe there are just more voting age women than men in the UK.
Although I think that would be partly down to the my 'old dear' theory as much as anything else.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
Well there obviously are,
but it doesn't really matter why, I thought it was an odd statistic to present in such a way.
Women do live longer than men, on average.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
poor journalism

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
eeeeeeeenteresting.
I wasn't registered in time. Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
In protest of those god-awful Halifax ads.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
I voted BNP because I'm a racist.
fucking whites.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
I did too
because they sponsored the French Open.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
I think we should bring back slavery and laughing at people with funny accents on TV should be prime time viewing.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
I forgot what day it was
and hence forgot to vote.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
I didn't vote.
Bad Badger*


*actually because I didn't get a chance, what with work and other stuff. Little stops the juggernaut of rubbish and idiocy that is the SNP up here anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
My white robe is getting dusty
and the council have stopped taking petrol soaked crucifixes at the dump
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
they're all portraying this 'BNP in Europe' thing like thousands of new people went out and voted BNP for the first time in protest.
which, frankly, is bollocks. The reason they got their seats was through the european proportional representation system.
In both seats the BNP obtained, their vote count was lower than that in 2004, but because there was a significant decrease in support for other parties, their overall proportion of vote total was greater than before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
Good statistical analysis, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
I may not have expressed it correctly, I'll admit.
Mind you, the BBC makes a better job of it:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8088381.stm
5th paragraph
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I wasn't being sarcastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
ah right, cheers :)
/it's /talk - I was expecting sarcasm :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I approve your postings.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
It's still up 20% on 2004
It's not that Britain's on the cusp of fascism, but they're polling nearly a million votes. Plus the Tories did well.

Edit: news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/bsp/hi/elections/euro/09/html/ukregion_999999.stm
vs
news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/bsp/hi/vote2004/euro_uk/html/front.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
It's European elections, though, it's a bit of a protest vote
so to some retards it doesn't matter who they vote for as long as it's NOT Labour.

I'm more worried about the UKIP getting so much support, really. I'm not utterly convinced that's not just racism lite.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
However, you've got to consider that they still now represent us in Europe*....
... thus the rest of europe, and the world as a whole, will think that their supported by our country. It's also a sign as to the future of this country when the propper elections happen next year (or whenever they happen).

It maybe a relativly small voice they've been given, but it's still giving them one.

On the other hand, if the people vote for them, then we have domocracy for a reason, it's the pitfalls of giving the people a vote, and at the same time, the media scaremongering the people into falling for BNP's scare tactics.


* I think, I'm not sure exactly how it all works.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
It's scares within scares.
"Fortunately", the European Parliament doesn't have legislative initiative, so those BNP MEPs can't actually do very much. Hooray for lack of democracy, in this instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
Plus, imagine their faces when they get to Brussels and realise that they have to work with foreigners.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Considering how low a number of our MEPS are facists
compared to, oooh, Spain, Italy, France, Germany, ... etc. I think we don't have that much to worry about on that score.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
i voted bnp just to piss people off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
You thought it was The Big Nipple Party and was prepared to get your dinner plated chest out on display.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
I didn't vote at all.
Because I am not eligible, and never will be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
why not?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
tiny hands, can't be trusted.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
*looks down*
aww damn :(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
¬_¬ *looks at your hands all shifty*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
turns out, woodside is actually a table

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
One of my parents was not a British citizen at the time of my birth.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
ah well.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
so can you vote in your parent's country?
Seems a bit shit to not have ANY vote, despite living in England (I'm assuming you do?)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I do.
And I am a British citizen myself, so at the time I couldn't have registered to vote in Holland either. This was before we joined the EU, so I'm not sure how it works now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
I SMELL AN IMMIGRANT
GET BACK ON THE BANANA BOAT TO JUMBLY-LUMBLY LAND
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
Shouldn't necessarily matter
my kids are both mongrels and born out of the UK, but they're full British citizens.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
And they've got beautiful, glossy coats.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
COMING OVER HERE
STEALING OUR RUSKS AND JUICE
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
CHARMING OUR WOMEN, MAKING THEM ALL BROODY.
IT'S JUST WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Erm, I hate to tell you this, but that's not your real father
*points at watermelon with smiley face drawn on it*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
That's not a bar to voting
it only matters if you are not a British citizen.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Really?
It sounds like I've been spun a yarn.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
I'm a mongrel too
and I manage to vote.

Seriously, if you are a British citizen you enjoy all the rights of other British citizens.

British subjects are another matter, but I think that was limited to Hong Kong/ Falkland Islands/ Gibraltar and whatever other remnants of Empire still exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
So?
My mum isn't a British citizen and even she gets to vote in locals. And I can vote in any UK election. As long as you're a British citizen, I don't think it matters.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
Also, I'm not a Dutch citizen
but I voted in the Dutch Euro elections and in local elections here, I vote in the general election in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
you don't even need to be a british citizen
simply a legal resident.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
So aren't you a British citizen?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Yes you can... this is copied from www.aboutmyvote.co.uk
"You can register to vote if you are:

16 or over (but you cannot vote until you are 18)
A UK, Republic of Ireland or qualifying Commonwealth citizen. Qualifying Commonwealth citizens are those who have leave to enter or remain in the UK, or do not require such leave.
A citizen of a European Union country living in the UK
A citizen of the Channel Islands, the Isle of Man or a British Overseas Territory living in the UK"
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
also
A lemur
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)
haha
wtf
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
sorry

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
That was the fastest apology for swearing on the internet I've ever seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Fucking cuntbubble

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
whaaaaat?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
cuntsorry

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
I'm still a forrin in this Northern Ireland

(likeajackhammer, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
But are yis a prostint forriner or a cat'lick forriner?
*gun in back*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
I thought I was in a chinese and I was ordering
Beef and Noodles with Peanuts

LOL, SO I DID, IT'S THE TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
HA

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
I went in and I abstained. Cause I'm super awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
What's the oddest thing you've seen during the last week? (offline)

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
90nz0

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
but totally true and fair.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
4 Deloreans driving in front of me in a convoy,
and not one of them was doing 88mph
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
I read that as 'Dom Deluise'

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
That's actually a joke by the producers of the film.
The idea is that faster than light travel is "impossible" and the top speed of a DeLorean was 85, so to go 88 miles per hour was "impossible".

/bored blog, and I've still never watched those films all the way through, they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Are you sure it wasnt just 88mph
so that it lit up all 7 segs of the LED 7 seg display ?
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
Wikipedia is my source.
Implicit in all time travel is the ability to exceed the speed of light, c. 88mph (142 km/h) is a trifling fraction of this value, though of course the Flux Capacitor plays a significant part in this achievement. However, 88mph is not a spurious figure - it is in fact a subtle joke on the part of the movie making team. The DMC-12's speedometer is calibrated to a speed of 85 mph, thus rendering the speed of 88mph, impossible. This is supported by the view of the instrument panel viewers have when Marty first breaks the 'time barrier' at the opening of the first film.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
It had a GM speedo that only went to 85, yep
well, the very early ones did. But that's irrelevant as the car was significantly faster than that. If it's a joke, it's a fucking rubbish one. I suggest that wikipedia has been merked, there.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
my bike's speedo goes up to 120.
That's fucking hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
That's what's commonly known as "urban bullshit"
but I'm surprised you've fallen for it.

Top speed of a standard European DeLorean was 130. Even the emissions-reg US one with the detuned engine would do about 110.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
I dont know, probably something racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
New bathroom mirror?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Amorous Badger looking at 90nz0

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Two men in lederhosen
fighting with plastic swords in the middle of the streets.

This was in Munich, but even so....
(thediscokingpin, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
That's how World War I was really started.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Noel Fielding, just outside my office, at lunchtime
I'd describe him as "odd"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
I'd describe him as SEXY.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
you spelled shit wrong.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
to be fair, he is good in the IT crowd,

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
I thought I fancied him.
Turned out I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
My eyes started working again.
Nah, he was one of those 'Hmm, do I fancy him?' and then it turned out I didn't. In fairness though, my list includes Guy Garvey, Gene Hunt and Sebastien Chabal, so he's not really going to be my type.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
you could wake up next to him and borrow a pair of his shoes though
maybe a fancy shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Remember who you're talking to?
I can't wear shirts because they don't do up over my norks. And as for borrowing his shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
ohhh I see the problem here.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
You spelt red rocket wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
i fancy you.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
Let's run away

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
i am bringing my Magpie cat and all my duvets and tea.
so long as they fit in the polo, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
and can we kidnap spangolin?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Deal.
I want to go to legoland first.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
can't we take her there too?
i spose we might lost her inside a block :(
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I'd finally have a house my own size!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

e a
Chabal Winnett.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
How fucking dare you?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Because I'm in love with you and jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
She actually looked at him and realised he's a rather unattractive man.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I think he's quite yummy
Nice hair, good-looking (even with that nose)...
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
You wouldn't think that if he wasn't famous.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
ah, I forgot you know me SO WELL.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
yeah i don't fancy people i have never met or seen on screen/in print.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
unattractive lookers can still charm the pants off.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
so i hear.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
off what?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
OFF MY FACE.
*wears pants on head*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
I get that impression.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
Nothing ridiculously odd really.
My niece and I spent most of yesterday replacing words in 'Sex on Fire' by The Kings of Leon with other words. My personal favourite was 'Wooooooooahh, my legs are on fire'.

Blue Star - contributing nothing of interest to the internet since 1996
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
Don't knock yourself, it was more interesting than
a lot of things that get posted here.
(thediscokingpin, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
Ta

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
I see something odd everyday.
2 weeks ago I saw two trannies having a 'fight' and one of them ripped off the other guys wig and jumped up and down on it and the other guy picked it up and put it back on.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
Also walking along the street in Amsterdam where I saw 10 Delboys. I then realised I was dressed as the 11th Delboy.
I was so stoned. Facebook pics back this up.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
haha
I've just had a look, those photos are classic :D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I'm tempted to 'friend' you, just to see them.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
yeah good excuse, you just want to flirt with me on my wall like the others!
Actually i think my facebook is open, have a look, link in my profile I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
I live in Milton Keynes
people think it's weird, it's not.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
from what little I've seen of it,
it's really rather dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
I like it,
and I will defend it to the death.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
I like it a lot,
You have to spend a lot of time there to know it's not actually dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
My sister lived there for a bit
she describes it as a great place to bring up young kids but a shit place to live in if you are 17-30.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
I suppose to LIVE it would be shit for those ages,
but to go to regularly it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
the only interesting thing about it
is that they had to make a series of rather fanciful advertisements for it during the 1980s to convince people to go and live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Cliff Richard recorded a music video there,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I say we nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
They need some more up to date adverts to fill the new blocks of flats down avebury boulevard
*just done some work in MK blog*
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
My contract manager dancing about the carpark
Turns out he was just avoiding a wasp
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
...or so he tells you.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
Sebastian Winnett

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
As in Sebastian Winnett who's Wormulus on B3ta?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
that's the one

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
this fella?
Sebastian Winnett
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
he must like me, he copied the css from my profile

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Eddache looking at Amorous Badger looking at G0nz0

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
all with their hands in their pants

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
the daisy chain of pain.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
worst. circle jerk. ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
You naked.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
pics or gtfo

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Why would I take a picture of that?
and why would you need one? you know what you look like naked.

The first question mark is not necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Shops and services for the religious.
Betting shop for Buddists - TiBetFred
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
Jehovah's Witness Protection Scheme

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
TOTEmpleBET

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
Mormonsons

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
Saintsburys

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
JewFix.
Instead of ScrewFix. It's the best I can come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
I think you should appologize to Blinky, her thread isn't bad.
That's bang out of order, if you ask me, you've stitched her up like a kipper, mugged her off like a cunt...etc.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
Shut up 90nz0

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Why would someone be so mean on the internet?
I don't see what sick perverse pleasure you get out of relentlessly bullying people. Your true colours are really showing now, and your heart is blacker than the hole you've crueled out off.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Shut up 90nz0

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
No wonder your misses wants to run away to mykey's house for a weekend long session of tantric sex.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
Run?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
Ever seen a video of a hippo charging a gazelle?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
Does it look..
..like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
What about atheists?
Marx and Spencers
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

'Evans.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Roman Cathol Market

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Hairy Krishna Male Barber

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Stigmatalan

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
Pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Oh now then.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Crucifixtures and fittings

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Forbidden Fruit Of The Loom

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Waitrosary

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Virgin Mary Mobile

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
Xenusagents.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
*winces*

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
shhhhit was a good one.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
oh that's good

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
British Telecommunion

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
The Body (of Christ) Shop

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Pray And Display
(because these shops need car parks)
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
someone should start a new thread now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6208328
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Clothing Altarations

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Vicarphone Warehouse

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Jehovah's Fitness Centre

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
O, ye of Lidl faith.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
Waitrosary

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

www.rituals.com/default2.jsp?country=uken
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Wrapchairs
for when it's the second coming of christ, and your upholstery is looking a bit tired and worn
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John Lewis

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
JC Sports

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
JCUK

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
Matthew, Luke John, Mark and spencers

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Mose's Brazilian Waxing Centre

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
well, I heard he's good when it comes to burning bushes

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
badum...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
slip slop RIP!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Does he help clearing up any plagues as well?
"Oops, sorry Mrs Jones, but it looks like you have a few things inside your vagina you should be concerned about. Lice, gnats, flies, boils, blood and a miscarriage."
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Oh look, a tablet with 10 commandments on themoh no wait, it's a shopping list, nevermind

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Walking on Waterstones

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
Altar Boys R' Us

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
Arkgos.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Papalchase

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
I walk through the Chad Valley of the shadow of death

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
Herods
For posh toffs
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
Virgin Mothercare

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
Harry Ramadans

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
haha yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
hello. what's a really good game on the ps3?
failing that, 360 or wii. i need a birthday present for the Man and a new game would be SMASHING.

i was hoping there might be a cool snowboarding game or something... but a good fps or rpg always goes down well.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
i need to be able to get it by friday.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
WHAT ABOUT THE GAME THOUGH ROFFLE

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
IF THE GAME IS GOOD I WILL GET IT.
actually it's more likely the opposite is true.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
I'm playing Killzone 2 at the moment,
it's ok, not amazing though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
Killzone is a good FPS on the PS3

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
SSX Blur on the Wii is fucking amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
SEXY BLUR?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
That's how I describe myself in the bedroom.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SSX_Blur
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
hmm that looks quite interesting.
oh now i want to buy two.

*checks budgets*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Infamous is supposed to be good.
I really like Mirror's Edge.

Those Rockband/Guitar Hero World Tour games are good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
we have mirror's edge on the er xbox i think. it is good; that was his christmas present.
i can't afford the ones with the fancy controllers.

looking into infamous and killzone.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
Infamous is suppose to be very very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
inFamous is meant to be good

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
You're limiting yourself with 'good games' for the PS3
What sort of games does he enjoy playing? and how much do you want to spend?
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
well i am willing to play £40 if it's a generally impressive game.
he likes fps/rpg games usually with a decent story, but equally a fun skating or racing game can go down well - a game that is easy to pick up for half an hour or so without getting too involved.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
I'm not all the way through, but I'm enjoying Lost Odyssey on the 360
made by the same people who made some of the final fantasy games.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
I would go the Orange Box if he hasn't got it.
Also Farcry 2 and Call Of Duty 4 are good.

Newer games then maybe Killzone but it does get a bit repetative.

Go onto Gamespot and check out the top 10 lists. GTA4 is still the best game ever made if he hasn't got that, although it's not child safe obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
he has farcry 2, i think he borrowed COD4 from a friend....
he has gta4... jesus he has a lot of games :P
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
hehe fair enough :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
the reason i said ps3 specifically was because it's our newest console and we dont have a lot of games on there yet.
he mostly has games on the 360.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
In that case you might want to get him Metal Gear Solid 4

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
FPS i would go for left 4 dead
Its only great if you play it online though.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
again.... he has it already....

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Atic Atac

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
NICE TRY.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
I really enjoyed playing tombraider underworld

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
SHIT GAME.
NO turbot. NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
Very much so
Probably the worst game I have ever had the misfortune to spend my hard earned cash on.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
I shall be joining the ranks of Xbox 360 owning b3tans soon DG
I look forward to fragging you online sometime
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
how can you say this
I really enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
i popped gladiator into my ps3 the other night, great graphics and a good story but i'll be buggered to work out how i was controlling russell crowe, i might have another go as i died right at the end

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
I can't help you I'm afraid.
Although,how about a good old fashioned jigsaw?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
THAT'S MY THING not his.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
This ought to confuse some crusties.
Shorthaul flights are actually more environmentally friendly than trains when their "full life cycle" is taken into account.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
GOSH, REALLY?
REALLY?

WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
Make them go away gilg :(

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
I miss Wormulus :(((
he just sent me a GAZ saying he doesn't want his real name associated with the word "Wormulus"

so, I better not start messing with Google search results here, that could end in tears
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
What exactly brought this on?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
who cares?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
Good point

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
When you reply, tell him I miss him
His threads are way better than most.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
I'll regret asking, but where has he gone?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
even further up his own arse
if that's possible
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
Wormulus Sebastien Winnett you mean?
Wormulus Sebastien Winnett
Wormulus Sebastien Winnett
Wormulus Sebastien Winnett
Wormulus Sebastien Winnett
Wormulus Sebastien Winnett Wormulus Sebastien Winnett Wormulus Sebastien Winnett Wormulus Sebastien Winnett Wormulus Sebastien Winnett Wormulus Sebastien Winnett Wormulus Sebastien Winnett Wormulus Sebastien Winnett
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
Winnet...
...http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=winnet
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
I'd probably spell his name right though, it'd be better that way

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
His Facebook has two Ts.
That's where I got it from. Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
I meant his first name

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
I've just failed all round today.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
hahahaha
"Subject is not noteworthy, page has been created as a joke as "Winnet" is a slang term for faecal adhesion."
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
Its this:
Sebastian Winnett
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
Thanks. I've given up.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
I bet Planearm is gearing up to tell us about his choice of stationary as we speak

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
are you scared of science?
luddite.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1302567
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
I want a forbidden hat too :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
if you refresh it seems to display.
stupid apache is stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
bork bork bork!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
Oh no, is it forbidden?
Crap. We need a new science hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

rlv.zcache.com/i_heart_love_science_hat-p148471598438268499qz14_400.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
Too modern.
Good work though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Yeah, your thread was immense!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
I JUST DON'T CONTRIBUTE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT'S ON TELEVISION INSTEAD

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
i for one would like to discuss my current phone contract and how many free minutes i get

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
hello pikey bird

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
hello sexy

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
I sometimes have to get the plane to work in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
The trains are just way too packed
AMIRITE?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
Yeah
and what's the deal with airline food anyway?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
You can't cut anything with those plastic knives

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
if you travel business class
they give you knives made of METAL.

Everybody knows that people who travel biz class or 1st class are not terrorists.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
no, its because sometimesI have to go to an office that isnt in the uk
if I am lucky I can come home that night, or at the very latest, the next morning. Other times I end up staying away from home for up to 2 or more weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
I did work out once that a long-haul flight is far more economical than driving.
Not that you would drive that sort of distance anyway.
Just divide a plane's specified range by its specified fuel capacity and number of passengers. A737 gets something like 80mpg per person, I don't remember exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
I used to drive from aberdeen to birmingham
Until I realised that I could fly for less money and it would take me two hours rather than 7, and i wouldn't die if i fell asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
just worked it out again,
it's about 48mpg each for a 737-500.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
thats shit economy
my mum's Nissan Micra does better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
oh come on, it's not that bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
I think I'll be driving to America in my mums Nissan Micra in future.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
That's about the same as my dads car.
I think mine did 30-40ish. Hang on:
50l = ~11 gal
brum - aberdeen = (~430 miles, which pretty much rinsed my tank)
430/11 = ~39

In practise that was at 70 the whole way, driving at around 90 cost me an extra tenner. which would be around 2 gals extra, giving around 33.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
*throws vegan slippers out the window*
AHHH FAAACKIN' HELL IT'S ALL GONE TA POT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
What difference does this make at all?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
Air France only filling half up...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
What about when their 'full life cycle' isn't taken into account?
Anyway, this headline promised fun, delivered little.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8089102.stm
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
well why would you want to know without full life cycles?
the full life cycle is the important bit.

which is also why toyota prius's are actually piles of shite, if you want a green car get a good diesel.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
I might want to know so that I can skew the results in favour of my own green agenda.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
it's relevant in the US where they would have to build new infrastructure,
not so much over here where we already have train lines and stations.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Trains use fuck loads of energy.
They're nowhere near as good as people think they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
i don't think 'good' and 'train' should ever be used in the same sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Why not?
There's nothing wrong with trains unless you use them every single day, but what kind of normal person uses a plane every day?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
good implies a positive experience.
'mediocre' would be a better term, based on my own personal experience anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
I've never had much negative experience of them,
but then, I've never had to commute.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
A train isn't supposed to be a high class experience.
Neither is a low cost airline.

Use first class for train or plane if you want anything other than mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
Pilots?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
I meant to commute.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
It takes just over four hours to get to London on the train from Edinburgh,
when you add on the time it takes to get to and from the airport at each end, and the checking in time, it isn't really any quicker.
I don't know what it costs.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
a carpenter?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

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