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things to take to glastonbury.
i am a bit worried about phones and cameras and things. obviously it would be brilliant if i could take my ixus and my holga and my nikon and my iphone but i am a bit worried about thievery. last time i went to glastonbury my wallet got nicked from my tent. it had £7 in it at the time.

what do YOU recommend i take?
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Condoms

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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Femidom

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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Diaphragm

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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

Clingfilm + Elastic Band

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

Tinfoil if I want to pretend to be a robot when having sex.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

so all the time then?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

95%
Sometimes I sneeze on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

well, you have to mix it up
or it gets boring
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Just be careful if I ever sneeze near you, coz that means it's 'Slug TIme'...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

i'm going to cover piston broke in pepper at the chbash
so you'll have to 'slug' him

BWA HA HA
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I don't think he's coming
All that happens is he annoys everyone and goes to bed at 9pm, drunk after a sniff of shandy.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

i can't say i'm disappointed
i met him in oxford once

i'll pepper supermatt instead!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

9PM? That crazy cat.
I'd be tucked up by 8pm, and if any of you bloody kids make any racket, then god help you.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

well duh.

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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

dead right
they are excellent for carrying water in.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

And the spermicide adds a nice tang

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

you can get 20 litres in one without it bursting.

(presumably in case you've had a really, really barren spell and when you finally do get to blow your bags you loose off the equivalent of 10 big coke bottles worth of spaff)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

If I ever run out of pertol and have to walk to the nearest station I'll remember to jam the nozzle in my johnny.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I filled up my bike for the first time the other day
SIX POUNDS, it cost me. SIX!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

£6!?!?!? you lucky shit!
Mine is well economical and that's £35 a pop. My mate does £120 a week in petrol and doesn't use his car for work :S
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I no!
It took all of three seconds to fill up, too. That gives me about 100-140 miles, apparently.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Don't rotate the nozzle when bored like what I did. It got stuck once for ages and I was trying to tug it out whilst getting strange looks :S

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

haha
I got petrol EVERYWHERE but luckily it evaporated right off.

Then I got home and dropped it and snapped the brake lever off and it spilled everywhere. NOT SO STYLISH NOW.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

a castle
that'll stop people stealin' your stuffs
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

*draws up plans for moat and turrets*

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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

i'll make sure not to recommend anyone else takes a trebuchet

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

The address of the hotel you've booked in to so that you don't have to live like a refugee,
and a number for a taxi.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Sandwiches and porn

(__, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Flamethrower
Something to tempt middle class psuedo-hippies into your line of fire
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Phone with a camera in it, keep it on you. Same with wallet.
I'm just bringing a couple of bin liners for V this year and shack up with girls.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

im thinking i might get a disposable camera and take the holga with a few films.
i have an old phone somewhere, probably with a working sim.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I'm going to use my brain camera and shut my eyes really tight to remember things like what my mum taught me.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

then you can draw it all in crayon when you get home
and it'll get stuck to the fridge
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

YAY :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

i'd very much like to see a DG rendering of a festival experience

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

I would use pasta shapes

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

i'm sure it will be 'very creative'
the compliment of death
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

WHOA! I WANNA BELLY MADE OF GOLD!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

A sense of perspective
It's not a religious experience, it's loads of bands playing. Also, referring to it as 'Glasto' when you return, while recounting tales of heroic drug abuse and sweaty bouncing near the front, only marks you out as a wanker of the lowest possible order. I hope you have a lovely time.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

i have been before! i mostly intend to wander round grubby and inebriated with my boyfriend and my brother and his girlfriend

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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

That's the ticket
Try and keep clean though. Smelly people are evil.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Although binky is an appropriate name for someone involved in glasto
'Oh binky you should have been there! Seb and theo got so drunk on lager they slipped and fell on my tent! Oasis were smashing.'
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Nigel Blackwell has a good take on the issue
"You call Glastonbury “Glasto”
You’d like to go there one day
When they’ve put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Id go to this sort of thing if it werent in a field
If it wasnt expensive
If there werent hippies
If there were free pie
If it was mandatory that all females went topless.

Oh yes and if it werent in the back of beyond.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

It is very, very expensive

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

There are plenty of far more expensive ways to go on a week's holiday,
and most of them don't involve more top bands than you can shake a stick at.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

My problem is that I used to watch three ace bands for 50p
This is me in 1983 doing just that. I'm very, very old you know.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

haha you had to go and see '80s bands though

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Those were Bradford's premier punk bastards, The Convulsions
Good times indeed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

pfft

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

a tent
a sleeping bag
a week's worth of clothes
wellies
your tickets.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

oh and some sort of little torch,
a roll of toilet paper and some of that hand cleaner stuff that doesn't need water.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

an overdose

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

of FUN!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

phew, i think you saved me there, nearly offence, no offence

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

i got your back

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Richard is going too.
Wear a tee shirt saying "Hello Richard, your podcast is shit."
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

what if she accidentally walks past richard herring?
he might get very sad
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Still applies.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Kagoul, painkillers, scarf and hat, more dry socks than you'll ever need (wrapped in plastic bags)
Also, I'd take a couple of packets of pop tarts or something foil wrapped, just in case you lose your money and are hungry.

Oh, and 4 lighters, a ball of blue twine and gaffa tape.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

I LIKE THIS. this looks helpful.

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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

I would also take several light cardis, if you've got some.
You can layer them for warmth, or just wear one if it's a bit nippy.
Edit: can't believe I forgot

BABY WIPES
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

JUST INCASE YOU NEED TO CLEAN A MUCKY BABY

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Or have a whore's bath.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I'm going to have one of those.
Only I'm actually going to clean myself in a basin full of slags.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Gums, you can do better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

He doesn't want to.
That's the problem.

:(
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

He's what my nan would call
a bonny wee lad.

I'm still a bonny wee lass, and I'm about half a foot taller than her.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

She only calls me that because I always wee in my bonnet

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Does anyone know where I can get a cauldron full of supermodels?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

I said you can do better than slags.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

Ok ok ok,
Erm, a tupperware full of nuns?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

u ~~odels~~
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

/gay Obelix

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

ebay

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

I hope you will cool the slag enough before you get in
It would be terrible to see you looking like V :'(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Dirty Babies Must Be Cleaned Vol 6
Niche pron indeed, sir
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

It was the nappymen that made it I feel.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Lots of drugsLOL

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

It doesn't matter what you take, Binky
as long as it's always on your person, not in your tent. But I wouldn't take your big cameras, too bulky to carry all the time.

And make sure the inside of your tent is an absolute state and you don't leave anything actually in your rucksack.

Also, when some arse steals your toothbrush at 3 in the morning because he's ripped to the tits on drugs and that, don't chase him a hundred yards and THEN work out you are naked. Try and do it the other way round. got the toothbrush back, mind you
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I've buried things in plastic bags UNDER my tent before now.
Just under the corner. Worked, too.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I've only once had a problem
when someone robbed all the stuff from my freinds tent while she was asleep in it, which was a bit cunty.

Mostly I've found having a massive group in a tent circle and making sure the inside of each tent looks like a bomb site is the ticket. 99% of the thieving wankers want to be in and out in a second with a full rucksack and sort it later. they aren't going to fish through my worn pants hoping for a 'teenth of rubbish resin.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Exactly
I've only ever had stuff nicked from outside my tent before, and even then that was only the one solitary flip flop I'd managed to make it back there with.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

A copy of the beano and a flask of weak lemon drink.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

binoculars, there are some interesting birds in the area
one of those see-through cases you wear around your neck with a map in
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

I suggest not going.
/went once and hated it.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Controversial.
Are you sure it was Glastonbury and not Reading or Leeds or something?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

Nah.
It was Glasto alright. I think it was partly to do with the weather and partly to do with my mates doing my head in.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

yeah,
the weather "could have been better" when I went, I've never seen so much mud in all my life. I'm glad our tent wasn't right next to the path, at least.

Reading and Leeds tend to have riots, and people push the portaloos over when there are people in them. Which you really wouldn't want to happen. At least Glastonbury is relatively well-behaved.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Can't speak for Leeds
but Reading has more "friendlier" riots. They tend to mass and then go round shouting a lot, flash mobbing and drumming on bins. Yes, you do get the pricks who wreck tents and steal shit and this has been on the increase since Reading has become more commercial. But generally, there is a good vibe, community spirit and all that and good times to be had if you can avoid the pricks.

I've never heard of people pushing over portaloos with people still inside at Reading.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

My brother has stories from Leeds
about people setting fire to the loos, and them melting and a fountain of shit coming out of the hole in the top. And people tipping over the cash machine security van. And a full deployment of riot police.
I don't think I'll be going to that one.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

I've watched it done at Reading
it has happened every year I've been near the place, and I used to work there backstage.

the last time I did it someone upped the ante and burned a whole row of portaloos down. I've never been back.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I know Sunday nights and the Monday's can be just great infernos
but it has been, for the most part, civil. But it is getting nastier.

I'm not going this year and Mrs Eddache and I are going on holiday. Next year we may go since it'll be the last one before I'm married so we may make it a stag weekend. Failing that, there's always Download.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

I've said this before and been shouted down
but it's to do with the bands they have there as well as the overall attitude of the festival.

Reading and Leeds tend to specialise in the kind of Nu-Metal that appeals to 15 and 16 year old wankers who'll happily get pissed on half a can of cider and burn down the campsite because that's "edgy and cool and rebellious, man" ... before they fuck off back to their parents detached house just outside Windsor and finish their A-Levels and become accountants.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

HOW DARE YOU!
I became a quantity surveyor. Father said it was a more reliable field to go into.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Yep, I think you've probably hit the nail on the head.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

are you sure you were eating lasagne, and not a huge steaming pile of hey-strewn horse manure?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

pfft

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I recommend only taking things you wouldn't mind losing
unless you plan to carry everything with you all the time.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

me and cr3 are going to Get Loaded in the Park. I've not been to an outdoorsy music festival before
even if it's only a 1-day thing.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Will cr3 be carrying you everywhere?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

depends how drunk I get

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

:D

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Have fun, poppet.
I keep meaning to go to Towersey, which isn't far from me, but I always forget.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

i'm going to latitude, again
because it's an ace festival

also end of the road probably
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

I've never been
I'd like to do Wacken again, if I could be guaranteed not running into my ex.

Supersonic again next year, I'm too broke this year and it might've already gone.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Latitude doesn't look as good a line up as last year.
/still hurting about that
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

yeah last year was the holy grail of festivals
something that ace only happens once in a lifetime
/mean

nah, it was good but you're only really upset about elbow, and you've seen them a bunch of times now
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

SHUT UP.
No, Interpol were on too, remember.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

oh i remember
you don't forget something like that in a hurry!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

This first line would be my recommendation for life.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I try to live by it
but then I lose my iphone down the back of the sofa and have a little cry.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Your cats
To act as guard~~dog~~cats for your stuff.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

One of them camelpack water thingys full of tea.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

OMG GOOD PLAN RR

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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

very much this but
~~tea~~gin or pimms.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Pimms.
For flailing in the mud, covered in your own vomit in a more refined way.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

ME

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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Lots of clean socks.
Put on a fresh pair before going to sleep each night.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

And I'd recommend keeping you valuables (phone & wallet etc) on you at all times.
At other festivals, I slept in a sleeping bag fully clothed with the items in my pockets. Thieves are less likely to root through your pockets to risk waking you up.

Also, on the first night, try and stay up as late as possible. Thieves won't go near you if you're still up and the first night is always the one they prefer to strike since people will have more money on them then.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Well now i can see why people go to such things, i believe the newest Glastonbury advert slogan is:
Give us cash and we'll ensure you'll fear for your belongings and health.

Also: Some bands.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

It's just being sensible.
I've never had anything stolen from me in the 5/6 years I've been going. I've once had someone try to get into my tent but I was awake and he quickly ran off.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Hitch up one of those attack alarms to the zip
But get a custom one to play the car alarm from Phoenix Nights.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Dunno, I'm going for the first time since '98
but I'm camping in the backstage area on account of being too sexy for the general public.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

COR!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

For FREE.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

tethered bears

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

nobody from here...
they'll just whinge and eat your rations.... and then your money.... and your tent...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

But tents are so tasty
With all their nylony goodness
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'm going to Glastonbury
WOOOO
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

Good Morning
No new threads for nearly 5 hours?

How are you all today? I am off to town to buy wool and things.

I am also happy because I am wearing THE JEANS I spent £80 on two years ago and promised myself i would fit into them one day. And with my recent weight loss I tried them on and they fit HURRAH!
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

great success
what are you going to make out of wool in the middle of summer?!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)

I hope it's a coat for nude sheep

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Christmas presents for all the family
All the wimmins are getting full hat scarf and gloves sets and the blokes are getting proper man scarves, none of these puffy wanker scarves you seem men walking around with.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Yeah.
As a hat.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Hello.
I'm alright. The boiler man is here now. YAY. We just had a discussion about how awesome Take That are in concert.

Well done on your weightloss. I need a proper kick in the arse to get me motivated.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

Thing is you can't actually tell when you look at me yet.
Take that are awesome, I love them!

I always chat to the boilerman, they are ace.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

I'm sure you do look thinner
I don't think I look any thinner, but I take much smaller clothes than I used to.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

I LOOK THINNER and also i have dropped like almost 3 dress sizes since november.
i can totally wear the jeans i bought before university. they haven't fitted comfortably for 6 years.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

im still a chubby little fuck though.

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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

I'm still similar to an abomination from WoW
Getting there though.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I did that,
I got down to a size 12 and was still classed as obese *shrugs*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

that's basically where i am
/shorty.

well, borderline obese/overweight. I AM GOING TO KICK START MY EXERCISE thing again.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

i need to lose more weight. however, i feel a cold pork rib and a burnt pain raisin are not the best breakfast to achieve this.
OOPSIE.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

sounds GREAT
i had weetabix due to a lack of options
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

i love spare ribs but they make me growl when i eat them.

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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

haha, sounds SEXY

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Does the boiler man have a big moustache
and say he needs help with his wrench?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

He likes Take That
He's clearly gay.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

Men who like Take That are not gay
They make much less gay music than they did in the 90's
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

That sounds like gay propaganda to me.

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

more like propaGAYnda

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I didn't think this through, did I?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

*Happy dance*
Are you going to knit sweaters for sheep? Cardigans for camels? Hats for heffalumps?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

What did Police Dog say when he looked at a tree?

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This has made my day!
(

Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I don't know why it's funny
but it just is!
(

SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

It's awesome
I am still chuckling loudly.
(

Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I think it's because I imagine DG pretending to be a pug and yapping while he types

(

SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Sometimes I snoffle at my keyboard and spin in circles

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

he probably does, but what does that have to do with police dog?
police dog is an entirely seperate entity, after all
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

*chokes*
OH POLICE DOG, YOU SHOULD BE ON STAGE
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I would very much like to not be at work
Other than that I am ok and the annoying one will be off tomorrow for the rest of the week. Yey.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

Thats not true
Im only off tomorrow
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

fine
LOOK I SAID I'M FINE, JUST FUCKING LEAVE IT WILL YOU
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

Whats the latest with /talks brave boy?
Has he gone into hospital for his last brave hours yet?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

i'm sure he is fine, well as fine as you can be being in agony with cancer, he is so strong

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I've got my cock in my hand waiting for his death croak

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

awww come'ere mongy let me give you a lady hug.

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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

That sounds filthy

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

i just need to be on my own for abit, ok, no it's not anything you've done, i just need some space

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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Today I think I shall be sending out my random burns
I take it a first class stamp should be enough for the UK, but what about sending to Sith Ifrika?
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I would check with the first class stamp thing
they don't just go on size anymore, they include weight. If you can weight it and measure it at home you can price it up online.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

well it's quite light - at least lighter than most bills
I'll stick two on to be safe though.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

well done
today I am going to look at foreign words and make a list of the easiest ones to pronounce
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

I feel sick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

*huggles*
No need to ask you how you are today then :(
Tummy sick or general unwellness?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Tummy sick. Not sure why.
:)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

I think coffee is supposed to be good for that
or ginger tea.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

You want Andrews
Ace stuff.

Cures anything, except ssg's cancer:(
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Both of you:
I'm having tea. Fuck it, it makes me happy.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

eeerrrg, what? whith your fingers?
morning :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

With my big toe. Poke poke poke.
Morning, chapply.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

When did you last use your unimpressed face?
randomn.es/images/d150c4c71af159a80960f3ed7e43c474.jpg

If you say just now, your all gay.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)

Just then

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)

Your death will be slow.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)

Death by cock up the arse?

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)

AKA
Aids
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Arse Injected Death Sentence
/joke last used in biology lesson circa 1985
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

As In, Dick Shitty?
/made up by Clagnut, 30 seconds ago
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

it shows

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

oh god
have you seen 'Search and Destroy'? he is brilliant in that

my right eye has all gone manky bloodshot swelly so i'd say about now
other than everymorning waking up trashed
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:28, archived)

Youn are.
I'm in a happy happy :) face mood today. I hope nothing spoils it.
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Bats, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)

Japan's burnt to to the ground and the government have announced taht anyone in possesion of anime will go onto the sex offenders register.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

if they're not already on it, that is.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

After being caught dressing up their cat in a school girls uniform and trying to fuck it wearing a octopus tentacle as a condom?
I hate it when that happens.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

I'd do
him.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Ahoy hoy

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

WALKEN!

I have yet to see Balls of Fury
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4lws9AQ5eo
a surprising cast, and I did like Reno 911.

but I will watch any shitty movie so long as Christopher Walken is in it

THE OTHER WEEK I WATCHED JOE DIRT, AND HE WAS HARDLY IN THAT AT ALL
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

"Envy" is surprisingly good though

I guess "Gigli" will be the real test
sometimes it's best to just watch his scenes on youtube instead of sitting through the whole damn thing
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

I watched things to do in denver when you're dead the other day
Never seen it before, it was ok.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

aggghhhhh FUCK I want that
but I can't find it anywhere!
not on zone 4 DVD, anyway.

Steve fucking Buscemi, hell yes.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

I got it for £3 in hmv

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

When I caught Mr Sp@m ignoring me in favour for Farm Town on facebook
He's so ghey.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

Should have got your tits out.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

ewww no that would just turn him off even more.

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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

That's a lovely photo

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

Last night.
Having got all my equipment (amp, two guitars, box o cables) to my back door (forgot my key) last night after practice, the storm that was meant to have gone away suddenly started again, and I had to run around getting stuff into the car before it got too wet.

Hmph.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Having got all equipment (amp, two guitars, cables) to my back door (forgot my key) last night after practice, the storm that was meant to have gone away suddenly started again, and I had to run around getting stuff into the car before it
(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

You hurt me with your mocking tone:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

Who said owt about mocking?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

I cant be sure as my sarcasm meter is out of batteries:(

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

Yesterday when Double F told me the boiler repair man hadn't been.
So I've had to take today off so he can come and give us heating and hot water again. Talk shows, tea and internet for me today. And also not getting dressed.

EDIT: I'm wearing pyjamas, for fucks sake.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

poor you
i feel sooooo sorry for you
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

It's a wasted day, man

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

you'd have only been at work
it's only wasted if you watch jeremy kyle. then your entire life is potentially wasted
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

It starts in ten minutes.
Though I'm presently watching Kerrang.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

DON'T WATCH IT
it's a trap
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Even when the boiler man arrives?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

Naked for the boiler repair man?
Getting ready to star in a bad porno?
(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

"Hello, my name is Jurgen and I've come to fix your boiler."
"Righto. Nosh on me gash while I watch Jeremy Kyle."
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

Ooh stick your big tool in my rusty boiler big boy

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

You're expecting a repair man and you're not dressed?
Are you hoping for a discount?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

just now
citylink have dispatched half of my amazon order to the midlands :(

they managed to get the other half right, so why this?

is there any way to contact citylink for a thereputic shouting session i wonder
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spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)

Yes

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

it's you, isn't it? you put them up to it
stop oppressing me
(

spacefish bong!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

Discussion:
The current choice at the top of the front page.
I don't get it.

Why?
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

i done a toilet once
it was thoroughly disgusting and i haven't gone since
(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

Yeah I really don't get it either and I used to watch that show.
I've been going through related words like Dick Dastardly and Muttley, and catching pigeons and wacky races and all sorts.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

but who reads it and why?
concern your self with why did england bring out spinners when the fast bowlers were winning
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

Needed more SSG.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

but really.. he's fickle.. there was a flasher at the england norway game
i think they got there SSG full on

he must be out there practicising a viking funeral
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)

mind games

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

well clearly that didn't work
bring on the spinners at the end when the hardcore batters have (hopefully) gone
oh well
at least they showed spirit so we have a chance in the ashes
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

Why don't you guys go raid the front page?
Let 'em know how you feel.
(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

My 7mb pixel should totally go on the front page.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)

Maybe you should put 2,000 of them in your profile

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Malaka omdz, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)

The front page should be one big SSG tribute.

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

MORE SSG!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9523826
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

we need as much of him as possible whilst he's still with us

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

isn't that an addictive chemical the chinese stick on foood?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)

They sale that in huge bags (MSG) at the corner-shop across the road from me.
I'm tempted to EXPERIMENT.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

i've done this at a picnic party themed on 'contamination'
so we're not quite sure why we did what we did.. msg.. wormwood.. coke or speed
it was an interesting afternoon
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

bloody hell
them LED Lenser torches are fucking ace. I am just back from a late night rescue training exercise on the mountain, and we were all given one each to play with. I'm afraid we spent more time playing light sabres in the mist with them than actually doing any serious training.

Apart from reading this thread, what have you wasted time doing tonight?
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

Watching WWE Raw

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

as opposed to WWE cooked?
*knows nothing about this WWE thingy*
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

You know how sometimes I think your listening habits are akin to a 14 year old girl?
Well WWE is the televisual habit of a 14 year old boy.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

14 year old girls listen to
1980s euro pop and hardcore ebm? strange. anyway its a televisual thing with I assumed some sort of wrestling connection. only thing I remember about that is giant haystacks and big daddy.
(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Not just 14 year old girls.
Gay 14 year old boys too I'd suspect.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:29, archived)

There are boobies fighting at the moment

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

*Dampens brow*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

*gyrates furiously*

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

I think he likes the sort of music Bruno would listen to

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

It was seen as the gay music, when Wham were in the charts.
Wham!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

I remember Phil Oakey saying the Human League didn't use guitars "because they hurt your fingers"
hanging's too good for the likes of these people

I recommend some sort of Inquisition
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

SOUTHERNERS!
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

anything south of Cheshire is France

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

laibach said they were as fascist as much as
hitler was a painter

i like both bands
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

It's "sports entertainment"

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

as hateful phrases go, that's right up there with "edutainment" and "infomercial"

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

I'm recording it.
Ready to watch tomorrow evening. I hope Jericho gets a decent amount of mic time.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

Right, bed for me.

(

JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

images.inmagine.com/img/imagesource/is581/is581045.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

you wasted time hitting your head off a table?
you should come training with us, you get to sit in a land rover with blue flashing lights and everything, and you aren't handcuffed.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

thinking about coon cheese

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

is this some sort of new meme?
or is it real? coz it sounds like a new meme to me.

sort of.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

no it's REALLY REALLY old
please ignore any meme idea
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

ah I just googled it
*understands now*
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

just start running

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

A lady walks into her GP, and says "Doc, something's wrong.."
"What's that?" he says.
So she procceds to under her top and bra, and then out of the left nipple, a head of a black man with an affro appears, sticks out it's tounge and blows a rasberry, then jumps back into her nipple.
Then, a minuite later, it does the same thing out of the other one.

"So, doc, what's wrong?"
"Ahh, my dear, my have silly-coon implants."
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

How long were you in Aberdeen?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

*SPANGS*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

BAN THIS USER FOR TERRIBLE RACISM

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

i've been setting up a line of dominos, the last one of which will spark a flint, which will light a fuse, setting off fireworks in the sky spelling "FUCK YEAH!!!"
i'll be posing in front of it
(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

nekked?

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

THIS IS NO TIME FOR PIZZAS

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

what type of lighter fluid will you be wearing?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

i've mixed all of them up in a big vat

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

COR!
i can't wait for the pics
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)

if you're still alive
to upload them..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

i had a dreamhost acoount that is now in arrears (i thiought it was automatic but some new rules changed that)
anyway it's for friends so how can i gain access to the shit without paying them 120 dollars?
qa: if you host for others or even yourself.. who do you use?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

You can't if they've blocked it for non-payment.
You silly arse.

edit: I use 1&1. They're fucking awesome.

If you decide to use them, help me out by going via www.xenonet.co.uk
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

yes i am a silly arse
bugger.. they weren't my sites so i kind of forgot about them
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

you can sometimes pay them a metric shitload of cash and beg them to restore from backups
but you're such a cripple you've probably left it too late to do that and they've wanked over the backup tapes then smashed them up with lump hammers and burnt the pieces

seriously, that's how much of a cripplecock you are
(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

yes gilgy i am
good spot.. now have a cup of coffee so you can make seven hundred hours
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

coffee is for WANKERS

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

everyone wanks
even the married
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

their IIS package is shit and expensive, fuck 'em right in the fucking ear

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Which one? There are fuckloads.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

the one I looked at
that one

fucking SHIT it was
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

pfft.
They start at £40/month IIRC. Linux is cheaper by £10/month though.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

I just checked their virtual server package, it's utter horsewank
40 gigs of hard disk space? fuck off. no SQL Server, just mySQL? fuck right off.

and the "free software bundle worth £500" is Adobe Photoshop Elements and IE7, the wankers
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

You're angry tonight.
Have you eaten?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

eating is for WANKERS

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)

i'm just looking for simple space
no sql php or backend fuckery
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

These ones are my current favs
hostpapa.co.uk/
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Oh well, how about the beginner package then?
1and1.co.uk/xml/init/?k_id=13972579

It's half price atm, for 6 months - £1.99/month
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

'kin hell!
and you rate them?

well if it helps gaz me the necessary shit/codes etc
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

Yeah, they're ace.
You can always upgrade the package online later too if you need to.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

I've got an old site with them
I had a couple of financial queries which they were right awkward cunts about resolving.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Red Fox hosting are the fucking TITS for IIS hosting
no idea open that open-source Linux hippy nonsense that the child molesters use, no interest in that shit myself
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Those are most definately words.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

well acoount isn't
i think this cunt is racist
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

Only if you horribly misspell 'coon'

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

my favourite type of cheese

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

I fucking love cheese.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

That's done it.
Time for an early morning snack run!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

you may have away to go to get the best
blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/hsirhan/2006/12/20/coon.jpg
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

Oh man.
NO MORE DELAYS! I WILL RETURN WITH CHEEEEEESE.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

Derrrr

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

go to the ceo's house and beat him up
then pull out a magic broom and fly away
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

You always make everything better.
God bless you.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

i try my hardest and that's what counts

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

You're like a less enigmatic glued eel.
With added cool.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

i'm not even half as good as glued eel
no one is
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

You are being modest.
While glued eel seems to have disappeared, you are a sterling replacement.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

i bet he's just hiding in his airing cupboard or something

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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

Was recommended www.4uhosting.co.uk
Had absolutely no problems
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

can you have multi sites running off the same account?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

You can add on domains
but costs a bit more I think

www.4uhosting.co.uk/included.php
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

cheers

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

dreamhost accounts are for WANKERS

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)

haha, yeah, what kind of ginger twat would use them?
They'd probably run some shitty little forum from it. Cunts.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

UH-HOSTING, which I know have had bad reps, but I find them very good.
and UKReg.

Both are based around Fasthosts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

FastHosts = 1&1 = United Internet
www.unitedinternet.de/

Any of the UI partners will be good.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

DAS INTERNETTEN UND DAS PORNO MIT DE GIGANTICAN BOOBENS!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

I'm about halfway through Age of Apocalypse.
Are any of you people reading any sort of book that you like?

Or, what's your favourite holiday destination?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Margate

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

i love margate.. all those places to squat
the faded granduer.. the faux caves and of cours the shopping trolley in the sea
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Chavs pissing on tramps
Skinheads breaking through your door, ahh, good times
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

I'm often found popping up the thanet

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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

It is the arsehole of the universe

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

No, I find books to be beneath me.
I dunno where - maybe somewhere hot.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Egypt?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

Iran!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

MERCURY

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

My favourite destination is the bosom of Carmen Electra.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

Would you recommend this to other people?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

NO. IT'S TERRIBLE!
DON'T VISIT!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

I'm thinking about FOOD.
I may have to go for a little drive to BP for supplies.

I will tell you what I get when I return.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

AH-HAAAA!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

I've not gone yet, just so you know.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

i read proper books not barbage
so 'Death Sentence' & 'Ugly Man' at the mo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

I only read books I hate and loath

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

I had to read Tea Leaf On The Roof when I was in school. It was shit.
What's your most hated book?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Anything starring Spot the dog
What a cunt
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I agree.
Fucking dog prick. Who the fuck does he think he is?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

He needs to shit off

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

He can take his big red ball with him, the cunt.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Do you fear them too?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

I only use them when sitting on the toilet
I'm in the right place for when I face my fear...
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

I've always got at least one book on the go.
I've read a lot of Martina Cole, Dean Koontz and Micheal Chricton.

Some of my favorite books are...
- K-Pax (the trillogy + 'the worlds of proat' + #IV)*
- Micheal Criction: State of Fear*, Jurrasic Park and..ermm... not sure.
- Mark Billingham: Fear of the Dark
- Martina Cole: Dangerous Women, The Lady Killer and Moyra's Game.
- Boris Starling: Vodka
- Brad Metzihia: Massiah

* These two have complete and total contradicting messages, but I really liked both.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

That's a good variety of books, there.
What one would you recommend most?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

vodka
not as a book mind
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Yeah', I tend to like writting styles rather than genras, so I mix quite a lot of what I read.
The K-Pax lot was fantastic, right up their at the top (except the forth book, didn't love that).
Then the Massiah one, it's a great bloody police'n'murderer chase thing, with some fantastic twists.

I really enjoyed that Fear of the Dark one, it wasn't perticuarly taxing, but a good story. It's the whole few-stories-at-once-that-combine-together thing with a [potentialy]-dirty cop, a group of hoodies*, a preganant lady and a big-time gangster. I'ld quite like to read more books like that, but don't know any.

* Not sure where you're from, but it's a london term for a youth who wears hoodie-tops and does lots of street-level crime
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

That's a lot of Audiobooks, right there.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

I'm looking forward to holidaying in Egham, Surrey this year

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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

o.O

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

books are for WANKERS

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

BURN ALL THE BOOKS!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)

Yeah, books are shit.
I was totally just pretending to like books, so I could draw out the kind of bastards who like books.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

I like the ones with ladies boobs in

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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

TICKLE MY TITTY

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

ROBOTS.

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

DEEP THROAT A GOAT.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

You're the best thing here.
I wish I was joking.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

i think you should do the whole youtube thing balders
that gilgamesh suggested. I'm doing a BA Hons in media next year and can't wait to do lolwacky stuff like that
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

putting honours bit bfore media
doesn't make it right
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

FINE.
I'm going to bed.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

are you french?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

My offer of using the Bucket of Bad server for a live show also still stands, BM.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

lol shitty media student
/smug digital media graduate

(the digital part is all important)
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

Stop the press!
Argh, a moth!
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

I see people were wondering about my 7mb pixel further down.
I swapped it because it was hotlinked, and I like to cause confusion.

b3ta.belm.co.uk/pixel - not the pixel anymore
b3ta.belm.co.uk/pixel2 - the pixel (contains an mp3)
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

i was rivetted

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

It is thrilling.
My next project is the 100MB pixel.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

i've made a 1gb gif
the secret is in opening it as a txt file .. now not such a secret
but useful on bnp & iandilovehorse sites
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

I use a text editor on my old Acorn that doesn't fuck up the format of the preceeding JPEG.
I could probably do it in a hex editor on this PC, but where's the fun in that?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

if you have an mp3 tacked onto it
can't you just put a ~~longer~~ heftier one on?

*probably naive*
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weaver., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I don't have any 100MB MP3s.
You can tack on anything, random data will do. You can't do it in notepad though.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

thank you
:D
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weaver., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

pixel2 may be replaced at any point though.
I should really make a black one, so you can use it as a fullstop over on /board.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Last month, I was internetting from my mobile abroad at £6/mb.
A few of those and it would have costed a fortune.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

haha, I like that idea.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

oh, ok then, fair enough.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

Fuck me!
.
(mingeswingers, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Ok, but you have to wear a blindfold

(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

not today
thankyou
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

ok

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Fuck you!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

it must be time for some de Sade

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

You'll have to gaz Friz about that.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

that doesn't sound interesting at all
at all
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

he's still number 1
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Announcing that i'm going to bed, right here.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Ladies and gentlemen, Wobb's latest masterpiece.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

shush
I'm having a cuppa
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Dude.
Too soon.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

Oh, ok then, lovely.
Anyone get up to much today?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
I NO!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Went to work, came home, got drunk.
Same old. How about you, Gonz?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Did work, then went to my mums, crashed out asleep by 9ish.
Watched Blood Dimonds and spent ages speaking with a Rwandan accent.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Is that film any good?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

I liked it.
Leonardo DiCaprio is quite good in it, he's good in "Body of Lies" too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

I liked him in The Departed.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

That film wasn't my cup of tea, but most people I know enjoyed that.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

when are you taking me out
on a date?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Free friday?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

if ther are flowers and chocolates
of course i am
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Dinner'n'Dancing _first_ this time.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

*swoons*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Not really, I realised that I probably won't get the phone I want from Orange despite ordering it.

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

What one?
I'm probably going to go for the new iPhone this week. Or I might wait for the N97.
(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

LG Arena MK900 I think
I really wanted it as well.
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Ohh, after a quick google, looks a lot like the iPhone.
What's good about that one?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

Huge thunderstorm
Leak in the ceiling
Got annoyed
Got pissed
End.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Oh, that's no good.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

had an exam,
meh
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Some crappy site is using one of my photographs
www.wikio.com/product/lenovo-3000-n200-112887.html

Its the lower of the two, showing the side. Should I replace the photograph, and what should I replace it with? Fuckers.

/edit - done, click the image in their page. I was hoping the page itself would change, maybe it will, maybe it won't.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

a picture of SSG

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

1280 by 1024, obviously

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/e4669b5cc2655a0f11eb/ssg4eva1.jpg
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

That's beautiful.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

his he with angels yet?
i want his bird.. and that MoT twat stating that 'we'd obviously win'
fuck i hate the jinxy shit

and yes i am waaaayy superstitious
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

What language is that?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

Did I say something about the cricket?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

yes you said we'd win
mid game

poor show i say
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

If you look back at a post I made just before the twenty20 started,
I said England never win.

I got caught up in the game I suppose.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

everyone does
but you do not broadcast it mid game
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Yeah you do.
We would have won a non-DL game.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

pretty much
*punches thor in the tits*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

We're going to win the World Cup without conceding a single goal.

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

The only way we won't concede a goal is with three 0-0 draws.
With the goalkeeping goodness we have in this country, I say we go all out attack and hope to score more than the other team.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)

let's make some of the goalies strikers
all penalties taken by goalies
and have 2 goalies on the pitch at all times (one disguised as a defender)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

The under 21's put Joe Lewis upfront recently.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

don't know him
tough anything is better than playing walcott at the moment
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

I recognise most of those words.
Is it a film? How many syllables?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

We tried the themed podcast tonight. Abraham Lincoln.
It was still shit. Gil gil gil gil gil gil as a wise old man, tell me, should we just call it a day?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

here's the poop, balders
you're a funny man and you deserve a wider audience for your humour BUT the podcast is the wrong format

do a tv show or something, script it and edit it and ask yourself "if this was on telly, would I really watch it?"

then HAVE A BIG WANK
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Thank you.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

build props, make costumes, go out in public and confront them with your twattery and film it all
then edit 99.9 per cent of it out so you have about 2 minutes of internet genius THEN it'll be good
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Mostly, Richard and I would like to do something vaguely creative together once a week or fortnight.
That's the important thing.
And yes, a youtuberama might be fun.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

tell people you're media students doing a project and they'll lap it up, the fucking cretins

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I fucking hate students.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

then the snuff fans
won't be disappointed
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

Or a big book of doodles for no ones benefit but ours.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

no, that's another shit idea you just had there

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Thank you for your help in this whole sorry matter.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

ask your local newsagent if you can film a documentary about him
then interview him and ask him a series of sensible questions about being a newsagent interspersed with questions about whether he's ever been in a UFO
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

ooh local news piss
but i think yours has the edge
(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

I COULD BE THE NEXT JEREMY BEADLE IF I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT.
*PUNCHES THE SKY SO HARD IT BLEEDS*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

an In Bed With Me Dinner/TV Burp style review of local news

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

make up a stupid fictional news story then go out in the street and film people's reaction to it

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

"The EU would like all eggs to be sold in metric dozens. Would you support a referendum on eggs?"

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

or do some cartoons, your drawings are ace

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

They're shit.
Don't egg him on.

Oh shit, I mentioned eggs.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Ahh egg, he said egg!!!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Egg egg, he said egg!

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

Egg, like a bird's egg!

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

He egg-tioned eggs.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Oh vum, he menshelled eggs.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

EGGscuse me I did not HENtion eggs
Egg feather bird oef tit.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Two men bumming a giraffe.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

Well, I suppose you at least mentioned bumming an animal.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

~~bumming~~

spitroasting
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I hope someone makes this mental image a reality.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

let's meet up, I'll bring a giraffe.
we can make it happen
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

that photo that someone put Bou's face on top of
the vagina one.
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

nsfw
www.globalhumbug.com/hosted/scrybl.jpg ?

nsfw
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moohalaa, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

She is incredibly fucking ugly.
It's difficult to tell which bit is the face.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)

It's roaring!

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Can you replace Flickr photos in such a tricksy way?
If you can, I'd suggest the industry standard that is Goatse.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

Yeah, Flickr just lets you 'replace' things
I'm going to upload a sweary message.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

"IF YOU CAN SEE THIS YOU'RE A CUNT"

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

"WIKIO, YOUR NO#1 LOCATION FOR PAEDOPHILE LAPTOPS
RECOMMENDED BY NONCES NATIONWIDE"
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

this

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

IN ASSOCIATION WITH BUMRATS.COM FOR ALL YOUR PAEDONEEDS

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

last time I found someone hotlinking one of my pics, they got a GIF 1000 by 1 pixel which utterly fucked their page layout

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

"This image is currently unavailable"
Still visible to clickers though.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

Wikio called your mum a slag

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Get on the newsletter by putting a subtle thing in the background
and see how long it runs for.

Either that, or put a massive spunking cock.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

if you can edit it
replace it with something that doesn't violate flickr's usage terms
but that does make a point to the hotlinking twat
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

A 2x2 image that's over 20 MB.
Or better still, append an enormous amout of crap to the end of the original image file, so their bandwidth bill gets drastically jacked up but it'll take them a while to figure out why.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

doesn't Trouser have something like a 20meg PNG file? those are fun to post on forums

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

That's cuntish.
I'm not even sniggering as I type this.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

The hot women.
With Ralf Little's face.

Yes he does.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

plus if you post it several times with a different querystring like blah.jpg?image001 and blah.jpg?image002
then the browser thinks it's several different images and downloads a new copy every time
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

That is a kind of genius.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

some people used to do this with a huge bmp with tiny dimensions, on /board
I can't say I know anything about it though.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

I didn't borrow that to fuck up a Morrissey forum
Not me
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

Evenin' guvner.
it is hard to no what to say about this tiny boy that was so lovey and should have been cared for i can understand why things like this go on i have a baby and i no i would never heart him i just wish more would have been dun baby p should have had the hole world in his hands it should not have been taken from him. r.i.p we all love you and you will all ways be in are harts we love you
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

My mate Charlie's car died last week
Her facebook said "Gudby Tub, in ar harts 4 eva". I've infected her
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

yup
b3ta.com/talk/5873815

edit: *confused* :(
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weaver., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Does it matter if its hosted on Flickr?
It's not like its using your bandwidth or anything. You big meanie.
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broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

The same picture but the laptop gone.
With a note saying, thanks for the laptop.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

oh no! someone's using an image that i posted on a photo sharing website!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

I know I'll recieve a punch for this
but I really must taunt Waterford's Institute of Technology. The scrolling text is especially modern and edgy and doesn't at all look like it was abducted from 1997.

Alternate question or some shit?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

Oh my
That is lovely.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

HAHAHA!
Was it made with geocities?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

Good lord, I can't remember the address of my site.
I wish I could though.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

awww

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

looks like the photo was taken in 95

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

I was just trying to work that out
Wasn't sure if it was 95 or 98. Either way it is pretty bad!
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

Epic fail

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

oh. my. word.
it´s like some kids tried frontpage
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

They seem to be rubbish,
the internetty idiots. I made better websites on notepad after reading a book for a couple of hours, and I'm rubbish at internet.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

In fairness, it's not as bad as my old school's website.
Unless it's had a major overhaul in the last three years (something I doubt), then half the pages are still .doc files that have to be downloaded so you can view them and click the links inside.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

Oh my.
I used to have my own website, I got bored before I got a job and made one. It was fun doing it, though. How's tricks anyway? Would you be up for a barbeque some time this summer?
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

I'd certainly be up for digesting some meat heated over combusting charcoal, yes.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Grand stuff.
Hope all's well on the east side.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

haha
oh internet.
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moohalaa, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)

oh wow, framesets
those are wai kewl
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Oh dear me.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

Whatever.
So, that Mike Oldfield and his Tubular Bells.

Fantastic!

Ever seen a dead body?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

On TV yes.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

How about in the (decomposing) flesh?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

On top of the TV.
Didn't you get that?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

Nope, I'm clearly shit.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Shit's hardly clear

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

Mine is.
Something to do with my diet.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

That sort of shit could be put in a museum.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

Silicone is really morish

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

Murders are really moorish
/Myra Hindley
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Othello was really moorish

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Fucking loads of them.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I bet I've seen nearly as many as Druid.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

He didn't ask what you do with them.

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

LOL!

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

You know what?
You know the sort of people we were talking about down the page?

The ones who trawl the board piecing together bits of gossip to make up some ludicrous conspiracy theory that they can gaz round?

I bet they only do because they can't get it up.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

also
it
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

That really wouldn't surprise me.
They'd have to be suffering something like that to be excited by things which might be revealed by strangers on an internet message board.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

They'd probably live in some godforsaken grey drear-hole of a town MILES from anywhere too.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Can we give them something to work with?
Does anyone feel like sharing?
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Something about how you have sex with lots of different men and I'm conspiring with Bud on this.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Right we've got the basic lie. It needs working up into something more believable I think.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Can't we just gaz it round and let it sort itself out?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

I heard that you once cheated on someone with their own dad.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

I was the dad.
My child is probably a b3tan.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'd go for something a bit less believable, if I were you.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Oooh.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Even if he could get it up, it would still be firing blanks.
Tough times :(
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

I bet though, that he'd get really well levelled up on WoW.
To compenesate.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

nope
seen a few in photos though.
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MrA, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

I was once asked to digitally clean blood and wounds off a photo of a murdered woman
for the police to give to a relative. I'd forgotten about that.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

I once saw an old woman lying in the road after getting knocked over,
I don't know if she was dead at that exact moment, but she certainly was soon afterwards. It was in the news. There was a proper stream of blood down into the gutter, it was a bit grim.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

a couple
they just looked like real people who'd stopped halfway through breakdancing
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Three.
One I arrived soon after a motorbike accident.

Another I was stood about thirty feet from where a girl landed after being flung from a fairground ride.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

Oh dear. Did you cope with it?

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Yeah, just adopted a ''these things happen'' attitude.
The other one is my nephew in a funeral home after he died, but that's obviously a completely different reaction to the other two.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

I bet. Good you're OK. A friend once found a body in an alleyway,
I only saw him once after that, he stopped coming out.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Thanks :)
I wouldn't like to find a body when I'm on my own, that would affect me more I reckon. I was with a lot of other people when the two accidents happened so I guess that helps.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

oof,
how did that happen?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

She was on a really tall ride which rotates around and around (obvious for a fair ground ride, I know). Can't describe it any other way.
She leaned out of the safety bar apparently to chuck her mate a handbag. It rotated quickly and she got flung. Not a pleasant sound.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Safety bar there for a reason...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Did she have kids?
Cause that's pretty much guaranteed a place in the Darwin awards.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Eugh

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

I saw a couple who had been in a motorbike accident.
Straight into a lamp post, apparently the guy was killed on impact, the girl lived. Horrible scene.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Fucking hell, that's nasty.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Yes I have
In Ireland we tend to leave them laying out so people can pay their last respects.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

~~so people can pay their last respects~~ because we are too cheap to pay for lids.
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MrA, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Fuck you
A healthy respect for the dead is better than sticking them in the ground.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

lol

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MrA, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

yeah, I've delivered stillborn babies

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

Did you have to leave a card telling people where to collect them f they weren't in?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

she shoved them in a plastic bag and hid them behind the flower pots

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

nah, just throw 'em over the fence

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

You're a midwife?

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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I trained as one but stopped part way to have my own children
I'd love to go back to it but I'm not sure I could now.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Not sure for what reason?
I'm an administrator in a maternity hospital.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

I can only walk with sticks or a walking frame and can't stand more than a couple of minutes at a time,
I'll be having surgery soon but I've been told not to expect improvement, only to hope they can stop it getting worse.

I'd not be physically able to do the things I would need to in order to be an effective midwife.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

sorry to hear that

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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Ta. :) I have other options though, I'm sure

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

no
and I'm keeping it that way
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jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

Yes
They look weird.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

*head to desk interface*

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

too many

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

That's what happens when you join the forces.
Or at least that's what my Nepalese neighbour tells me. (also a Falklands vet.)
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

It certainly isn't one of the perks.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

He's a lovely sweet guy
And the only neighbour who has helped me out when I needed help.

Got a lot of time and respect for him.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Probably a Gurkha.
He could probably kill you with his eyelids.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

No shit
He was a gurkha for about 25 years. Left when he became a Sgt Mjr.

I have no doubts that he could kill me as soon as look at me.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Tell him you raped Joanna Lumley.
That should do the trick.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Chances are that he did too.

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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

That's worth a Brucie bonus!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

is that a scientifically recognised number?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

It's slightly more than 'a fair few' and just less than 'fuckloads'

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Yes.
There or there abouts.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Nononononono.
'there or thereabouts' is not quite as big as 'best part of a fair few'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

So between shedloads and a gazillion then?

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

If you didn't use their blood as war paint and fashion traps from trees and ropes you're not a proper soldier.

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

so basically,
about umpteen.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

Is that more or less than a plethora?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

that's for uncountable nouns.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

I have learned something.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

well originally it meant specifically an excess of bodily fluids.
modern usage is somewhat more lax.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Didn't we come to the conclusion that umpteen was 17 & 3/4
or something?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

that's my definition of it,
for practical purposes.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

nope

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Speccy yay!
Nope, I haven't.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Woo!
Tubular Bells + ZX = AWESOME!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

I lost my virginity to one.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Was it as good for you as it was for her?

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Him.
I don't know, he wasn't exactly talkative.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

and she stil said you were shit

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Yes
both naturally dead ones and unfortunately ones that had been blown up or shot. Lucky for me I come from a family of undertakers and was sort of used to seeing them but working as a coroners assistant in northern Ireland while at collage was not on reflection a great choice if I wanted to avoid such things.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

a few
only one "in the wild", which was a road accident where the dead guy got hit by a motorbike and opened up his skull and left half his brain on the floor .

I have also seen a few of the training corpses in Bristol Uni medical school when i worked there long ago
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

That'd do it.
Hold on, you're not from QOTW are you?
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I'm mostly a /board person
but that one has hit qotw i think
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

People don't like made up* stories here, it's worth remembering.

* even stories which sound made up but they're honestly true, really
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

it is actually true
I don't make up stuff like that

you must be thinking of another qotw person
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

Just that some QOTW people have undiagnosed Asperger's Syndrome.
It's common knowledge here, but less so in other places.
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=qotw
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

indeed
I'm just an infrequent /talk poster, kinda get involved in other stuff that gets in the way of here
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

Right then.
Books for dogs.

'The Lovely Bones'.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Dogs can't read.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

I'm suffering from deja vu all over again....

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

JMG repeats himself.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I usually find I repeat myself most, when the reader is wound up.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Your hair falls out at a rate directly linked to the average BMI of the board.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

You're adding to the shitness.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Ladies and gentlemen: Mr. Dave Trouser.

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Yes yes.
www.randomn.es/images/cb74c5b0d2c133daf00d8a0d33c047ce.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Oh, that again?
Blimey.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

we did this one already.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Hey, I've been out grafting for 12 hours.
What are you having for pre-bed snack?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

I don't tend to have one,
there'll be the usual hot chocolate though, which we'll drink to the sound of Radio 4.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Jades autobiography

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Walkies on the Wild Side
*merrily adds further to the shitness*
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thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Grrrrrrreat Expectations

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

The Curious Incident Of The Human In the Night-time

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

We've had this one before.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Shitzu

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broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

Catch 22
/stolen
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

\o/
validation
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Richard Dawkins' The Dog Delusion

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

A Brief Hissssstory Of Time.
No, wait...
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

Pride and PrewhochewedthisupwasityouRoveryoulittlecunt?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

so i´m kinda new to talk and really havent had any decent insults
so please commence with the insults you bunch of fat, bearded, virgin, wow playing fart sniffers.

(/talk has become my new home on b3ta btw)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

3/10. No imagination and your heart wasn't in them.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

Shove it up your cock, fucknose

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broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'm newer than you...
probably more of a cunt too.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

You've got to learn the JMG rule.
1. You shouldn't really try to a new thread after JMG.
2. If you're ever backed in to an online corner during a debate with JMG. Make something up.
3. JMG is always bald.
3. JMG Repeats himself.
3. JMG is ALWAYS bald.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

i heard he is going grey as well

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I think that was a result of somebody thinking Just for Men was for balding.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

JMG is so dole that when he queues up to buy a pasty every unemployed in Newcastles joins in behind him.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

fuck off cunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

Everybody likes the smell of their own farts more than they like the smell of you.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

fuck off
you virgin halfwit apechild
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weaver., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

I am rubber, you are glue

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

OH FAT INTERNET.
Come on...

Does NOTHING exciting (and I mean genuinely exciting, not what you had for tea, or which movie you're critiquing) happen in your lives?
Hexachordal, regarded queer commented yesterday on how much slower this place was recently.
What gives?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I got dressed about an hour ago.
My chinese neighbours have a garden filled* with signs they've stolen from outside of shops

* there's one sign
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

See, MoT.
There's no more Wormulus, asides his gazzes.
SexFace isn't having to try as hard now Wormulus isn't here to defend himself.
..and fat internet has me on block.

The internet is slowly slowing down, I believe this is miserable internet's new ploy to drag us all to our knees with dull and dour.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I am muddling through JMG, knowing that B3ta is a series of peaks and troughs,
I foresee that soon some people will return and then a fantastic group of newbies will arrive
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Browsing through the day's posts see that there was a HUGE lunch thread today.
I blame myself for this.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

:(

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

CHEER UP, I'M HERE NOW
why would anyone read back through the day's posts? it's bad enough reading them as they're posted
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

Maybe it's like dipping your foot in the pool before getting in.
Just to get a feel of how shit it is.
You don't want to jump in on here unprepared.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

actually, balls to /talk, I'm going to do something else instead
take THAT, stats page
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

I say 'read through'...
...I browsed the popular page.

Two funny posts in a morass of greasy-cheeked navel gazing and wittering.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

I heard there are some flibbertigibbets who trawl these pages
searching for pieces of gossip to write into their little books. Sad times.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

Surely not?
There can't be ANYONE pathetic enough to look at a series of posts by unrelated posters and pull together some kind of conspiracy from them could there?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

It's a sad old world.

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Why don't you read a book?

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

I'm not 100% sure what you look like.
But somebody described you today as "that one with the rapists eyes".
I was shocked at such a stereotype.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

he does have rapist eyes
it's true.
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jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

It's been said that I have rapey eyes.
I'm responsible for most sexual crime that happens.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

hello druid.

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Hi there lovely!
Would you like a piece of cake? There's some here and I don't want it.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Ohh yes please :)
What kind is it though please?

I was told I was wrong the other day for being a northerner and not liking christmas cake with cheese, Both on their own YES but not together :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

You've failed the northern test. Christmas cake with cheese
is the best thing ever.
It's birthday cake, Blue Star baked it but I'm not a big cake fan. It'll be lovely for them's like cake.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

tea cakes with cheese in it
thats the way
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

you do fail
sorry
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jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

what, like,
cheese actually on the cake?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

However you like.
I like to have a thin slice of cheese and put it on top of the slice of cake and eat it together like that. Beautiful.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

this is approximately the oddest thing I've ever heard.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

Cake itself is a fucked up food.
Cheese is possibly stranger. Why not mix the two?
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Cheese is among the best things ever,
cake is generally a bit meh. I can kind of imagine how it works though, depending on the cheese. Maybe a nice, strong mature cheddar. The marzipan and icing is confusing me a bit, mind.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I'm going to have a shower.
May go to the shops if there's time.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I am going to a wedding in London on saturday
my dad is likely getting made redundant tonight after 40 odd years in the same job.

errrm I'll vome back and give you more exciting news when I think of some.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I cleaned my keyboard today,
thrilling stuff
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

Not in mine, so far, no,
but I've been working on my Personal Powers of Awesome lately. At this rate, something might happen eventually.

We're going camping at the weekend, not on a campsite. That's going to be awesome.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

I'm learning to drive tomorrow.
Not with a car, but a small indoor haulage vehicle. And it's not even going to cost me anything (unless you count the train fare).
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

This is something..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I think people might be getting bored
We very rarely get any new blood, because they get slaughtered soon as they turn up on here.

Apart from doing a damn fine interview, nothing has happened to me - well, nothing I want to share with /talk.
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jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

*slaughters*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

stop being nasty to me
you know you love me.
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jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Hahahaha.
Internet japes!
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

It's been bad internetting today JMG. Let me summise...
Hello [insert rude word here] {ACCIDENTALLY HITS CAPS LOCK} woo SO WHAT U HVG 4 DINNER LOL!11 I HASING SAMMIGIZ ME DO RADIO SHOW ON INTERNETS NOW [some link appears here normally listen plz Christ it makes you want to vomit.] OMG!!1 I’M TWITTERING MY PODCST ALL OVA MY FACEBOOK I’M LIKE CRAYZEEEEEE11! _{(At this point a link may appear tagged with NSFW. This annoys you but you still have to click it don’t you?)} *puff* *wheeze* OMG I MUST DO DIET I’M SOOOOOOO FAT LOL!!1 ALL THE WOMEN HERE THINK IM DED SEXEH COS I GET SHAGGED LOADS AND THAT! [Ends with current shit meme]
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

tl:dr

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

I like this.
I trust you all will, too.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

JMG,
when Sunderland moved out on Saturday, he didn't say goodbye to me.

On top of that, his bedroom is still filled with shit he's left behind.

Why are the unwashed so shit?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Most of the stuff he's left behind will be stolen goods.
Avoid all fingerprints.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Haha, first real laugh of the day.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

The internet is a horrible place.
I was confused when I saw this on a construction drawing dimension line today:

1399 CHB

I thought it was something to do with your birth year.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

Don't be silly.
He was at school then.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

And that was just SexFace.
He's the Wormulus it's OK to hate.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Tomorrow I get to drive on the most awesome road in England
A449 between Monmouth and Newport
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Picturesque.
It's no A48 though.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

but it's great!
Just a huge highway with hardly any turnings off - I might get the Outrun music on the car CD player.

Just need to replace my Clio for a Ferrari now
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

I think there are more palm trees on outrun than there are in Wales.
But forget that... *rocks out to outrun music*

I think they fucked the music up in the PC port www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uWq8QhMsRs
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

ewww PC Speaker music
passing breeze was an awesome soundtrack
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

JMG Fencing?
How about a hobby? That might cheer you up.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Yes. plenty of things.
I'm just not an attention seeking cunt.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

I'm a regular cunt.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

I have spent a fair chunk of today walking. It has been FUCKING hot.
In good news, I bought some scales & my weight has gone down. In bad news, I´m covered in fucking mozzy bites. The only exciting thing is all the girls barely covered frups wobbling about in the sunshine.

/day in the life of broadsword
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broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

s'up chap?
have you purchased some wrap around shades for descrete ogglage?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Ello mate
the problem is when I go out in my normal glasses, I forget I´m not wearing shades, It´s a fuck of a lot more obvious that I´m staring :)
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broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

BLIMEY the football.
Or the cricket. Your views?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

I want a 2007 Camaro JMG

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

Less want, more GET!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

I want never gets,
in fact.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

LESS MOTHER TALK, MORE CLEANING!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

I've already washed the dishes and tidied the office,
AND I made tea, TWICE.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

*Applause. National Anthem.*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

JMG.
Whilst watching Italy vs USA, they mentioned that a player was banned for 9 matches because of a kick. What was the name of this player?
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Your mum.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Nah, she doesn't play.

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

That's right, she's serving a ban.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

Get me one then
In Yellow like this

www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2006/06/bumblebee4.jpg
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Nice, yes.
Not sure on the colour, mind.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

no, it's definitely yellow.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

You can buy me this one if you like
I can be bumblebee before he changes.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-CHEVROLET-GMC-CAMARO-YELLOW_W0QQitemZ250434752329QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item3a4f130f49&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A1|72%3A1683|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

ah, the "proper" '80s style one.
left-hand drive, mind.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Who cares I can't drive hahaha
Although if I had one I'd learn
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

if I got a Camaro,
I'd take the advanced driving course where you get to learn how to do skids and stuff.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Hell yeah!

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

... in an american car?
can I come to your funeral?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

I'd say in an American car,
it's all the more vital that you learn how to handle a skid. Especially if you intend to drive it in this country, where the roads sometimes have bends and that.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I wouldn't drive an american car on a road with corners.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I wouldn't drive one full stop, to be honest.
As cheesily hair-metal awesome as a 1983 Camaro may be. It's more something you put on your drive as a sort of suburban ornament, really.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)

I don't like that bumblebee isn't a vw beetle
but that's because I'm old.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Well being a girl I never really got into transformers when I was little
I'm making up for it now though and we tape it et 9pm every night and watch it after breakfast in a morning. And then we draw about it.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

what channel is it on?
I found the movie on VHS on the local charity shop the other week. Best £1.50 I've spent in ages.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:43, archived)

The original movie is awesome.
My nephew left up our house last time he was here, so I may watch it later.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:46, archived)

I want a 2009 fiesta.
I'll get one too if what I want to happen, happens.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

i'd like a dodge dakota truck
a nice yellow one
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

If I were to pick a truck it would be this one
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Ironhide-movievehicle.jpg
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

ugh why do you all like ugly American junk?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

i'd kill a man for one
a nice fucking yellow yankee gas guzzling truck
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

but why?
they've got absolutely no redeeming features.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Neither have these women

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

stop swearing. it's not big or clever, and neither are you.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

You shouldn't put a comma before "and".

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

You do if you're from Oxford or something.
I don't know, ask Robin Johnson.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

I'd rather ask Boris

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

"Ahh, yes.. Yes, well ahhhh... Yes... well I'd be ahhh delighted to tell you but I appear
to have accidentally but comically dropped my dictionary into this dog's... dropping. Like a buffoon would"
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

I am being slightly obsessed with everything Transformers this week

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Typical American psyche
"MINE'S MASSIVE AND IS BIGGER THAN YOURS"
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

When a man gets a sports car, people say it's a penis extension.
When a woman gets a pointlessly huge American truck, what is that? Some kind of substitute macho hunk? They probably give it a name and carry a picture of it in their handbag as well.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

Duckworth Lewis confuses the fuck out of me.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

If only SSG was here to make sense of it all.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

May god rest his soul.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

and Gayle is gone!!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)

We've lost two games,
we'll win this by the DL and get in the Semi finals.

If we get into the final, it shows how shit this tournament is.

I enjoy each individual match, but as a competition...
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Gayle Force!
Another wicket falls as I type.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)

Bravo!

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

Good 'un!
:)
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Oh, arse :(

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

Big floppy horse cock!
That didn't end well.
:(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

Casual. Tea.
Made me laugh.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

Second word sounds like Timmy Mallet
had me laughing out loud
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I have been sporting today. Swimming. Like a bloody torpedo I was.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Use a tampon next time.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

swimming while on the blob?

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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Mooncups are magic.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

bloody torpedo!

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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)

they sound like cakes

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Jammy Dodgers.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Ice Hockey
Mans gane.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

To answer the most recent posts:
DavyBoyInGravyJoy - Far too much to read, something about poon. Good on you.

Baldmonkey - I'm quite glad that you captured my feelings for "some emo wanker".

Dr Preference - Yes, I have been to a wind farm. There were no banjos there I'm afraid.

cr3 - I have done very little today.

El Guiri - Haven't seen the Star Trek film yet, but as for films I'd recommend, how about 'Inland Empire'?

JMG - The hot JMG topic eh? I saw a white van with 'JMG Fencing' written on it today. Have you ever considered fencing?

DrBobbyMugabe - I'm not on the twitter, this has convinced me to stay away.

TBL - Space time continuum continuum?

Baldmonkey - Congrats. Your prowess with the oven is well renowned.

planearm - Have your say?

SexFace - My personal opinion of MoT is that he's not really a cunt, he seems ok. Thumbs up on the KFC though.

Dave! - Rain eh?

cowjam - I'm yet to listen to ISIHAC, cricket's on you see. However, I shall catch it on the iplayer later. How was that man Fry in your opinion?

Druid - Weather's not all that great, a bit overcast here. I've spent my evening drawing turkeys so far.

JMG - Cricket's still on and going well-ish.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

There, all caught up.
Everyone ok?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I got mentioned
*dances the dance of being mentioned by someone else*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

dance like that, and my opinion of you may change.

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

From being "ok" to being "excellent"?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

DAMN RIGHT!
*sexy dances*
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

I'm going to watch it next week.
Did you see the lolarious joke I made? www.b3ta.com/talk/6228742
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

I don't get it.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

I saw greyhounds and border collies and a kelpie,
and a three year old thoroughbred today. I hate not living in the country anymore:(
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

damn cities, full of fucking animals.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I'm still enjoying living in the city.
The worst thing about living here is that you get about 20 pizza menus through the door every week. Thanks to INRBM's chivvying, I went to two farm shops on the weekend, it's like being home.
How are you? You look LOVELY.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

yeah if you go away for a couple of weeks,
you can't open the front door when you get back. Stupid menus. The annoying thing is it's the same ones all the time, how often do they think people move house?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

The game

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Cae1, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

Are you making the most of the good weather here in Blighty?

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

It pissed it down earlier, you silly man!

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ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

30 minutes of sun in the UK and folk are
walking around in shorts with their tops off.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Apart from in Newcastle, where it's all "Howay, I'm fuggin rawstin' man, Le's gan doon
the Aldi and sit in the freezaz"
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

sometimes if it's really hot,
I go into Tesco and stand in front of the milk.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

trying to decide which 4-pinter is most likely
to bring all the boys to your yard?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I always get blue top.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

you fucking Tory

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

:(

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

I've heard it's boiling at St James' Park, half the fans have disappeared.

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

ARGH

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Oh Thomas.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)

When did we become part of the West Indies?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

It was netto when I lived in fenham

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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

i am
i'm sitting in bed not watering the garden. win
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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

am I fuck
I'm just moaning about it.
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jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Last night was the first night where I struggled
to get to sleep for the heat. I was wrestling with the covers, something no-one needs to see.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

The sun is pink here.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

I hear thunder, I hear thunder ...

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

pitter patter rain drops

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jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAAA

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

It absolutely blattered it down this afternoon,
fortunately we'd decided to get the bus home instead of walking. No more than three minutes of it turned the road into a river.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

the best coffee house is pret, lovely stuff
tasty iced chilled stuff too, twats
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mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

I see you as a knotted hanky type, rod in one hand and
Angling Times in the other.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

total carp magazine
he loves that shit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

Coarse Fisting

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

fishing's a bit rude innit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

sounds a bit like "bum"

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

yer

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

i don't hold my rods, and i never use just one, unless floater fishing
and kings of leon are just noise, shit noise
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mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

you can't hear the words!
It's nice when it stops.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

I've never been in a Pret,
London seems to have one about every hundred yards, after a while I started blanking them out. They're like a sort of fnord.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

It's pissing down and there is a thunderstorm
I'm watching Saturday's Michael McIntyre's Comedy thing then achievement whore on TF2
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magnum, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Also, is this just a Suffolk thing
but are the female employees of Halfords usually quite hot?
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magnum, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

I've never seen a female Halfords employee.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

they should get their air conditioning fixed

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

Dad?

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magnum, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

hahaha
oh no
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

they're usually buck-toothed greasy-haired boss-eyed gormless bints
except the boss who'll look like an Albino Grotbags
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Must be a Suffolk thing then

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magnum, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

Yes
by distancing myself by at least a thousand miles from the stench of BO, the gawps of "its ROASTIN', innit" and the sight of rolls and rolls of fat female flesh tumbling chaotically around the waists of girls, restrained by a lycra cotton weave under so much tension it needs its own psychiatrist.

Bleurgh.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

hold on i've been to poland, it's shit, no good food, no happy people, grey people and grey feelings, although the whores are ok, but they where from russia

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mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

So what did we think of Fry as the presenter for ISIHAC?
I thought the Hunt for Red October joke was very good.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

i don't know what that is

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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

haven't you got a clue?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

ahhhh...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

me neither

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
Radio 4 panel show, which is very funny.

Humphrey Lyttelton, the previous presenter, died last year and tonight's was the first post-Lyttleton episode. Stephen Fry had replaced him.

It's probably available to download as an mp3 from the radio4 webshite, I suggest you give it a go.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

i don't own a tv

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mongychops, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

didn't Lyttleton do the trumpets on Radiohead's "National Anthem"?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

Yes. Yes he did.

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ArthurTheRat, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
I've a book by him on the shelf, though it looks pre-radiohead so I doubt it says.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

i thought Rob Brydon was this week.

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

The voice of Gaviscon and Gaviscon Plus.

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I didn't listen to it
I forgot it was on.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00l0xxg/Im_Sorry_I_Havent_A_Clue_Series_51_Episode_1/
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SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Why thank you

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

pffft
radio 4
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I Shit In Hats And Coats?

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

No spoilers please
I'm listening now.
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SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

stephen fry?
the man's a cunt
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

ruined LBP for me

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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

this all over with feathers on

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

You're rubbish at computer games.

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

oh you

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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

What are you playing at the moment?

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Demon's Souls

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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

The one that's due out in November?

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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

i got the chinese version off ebay
it's in english and chinese
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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

it's good anyway, fairly punishing difficulty though

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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

I'm not going to rush out.
I'm still waiting for the game which makes me buy a PS3, which is incredible since I've worn out two PSXs and two PS2s.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

yeah, it's not a system seller
not much reason to get a PS3 if you've already got a 360 yet
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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

This is it. If I were bothered about Blu Ray I'd get one, but I'm not
happy paying upwards of £20 for a film just yet. I suspect the PS3 would have died had it not been for Blu Ray.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

it's helped sony win the format war
but it seems like digital distribution is going to win in the end anyway, who knows where they're going with it. i just wish they'd hurry up with GT5 since i can't play Forza any more after selling my 360
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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

it's all abbreviations tonight,
what's that then?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

little big planet
ps3
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

*ignores*

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

GO ON THEN

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Who said that?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

haha what's with the fb ganging up then?
you cunts
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

THE VOICES OF REASON
we are the elephant of public opinion, riding the skateboard of truth.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I've never met him.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

nor i

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

As much as I'm generally inclined to disapprove of the sort of person about whom it is ever said "the man's a ledge,"
he seems to me like he'd be a decent enough chap, were one to meet him socially.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

im just not a fan

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

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