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Don't mess...

...with the Wales boys

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

Harry, ftw

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

Windsor !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

/\this

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

well being 100% correct.....

Mountbatten-Windsor

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

In the armed forces their surnames are Wales

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

what?

that's just nonsenseness!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

It's because they can't fit labels that say "mountbatten-windsor" on their underpants

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

Excelent

Love it !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

Woo...

...to you. See what you've done there?

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Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

*shrugs*

I haven't posted anything in here in a while.

Click for bigger (120KB)

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

for drinking to make them look good?

or for them to cook with?

mmmmmm JD barbecue sauce

*drools*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Well

I could do with a quick Suck and Blow... I mean cut and blow...

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

I lost a fight with Jack Daniel the other night

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

Cooo.

Lotsa people coming back today.

Have we been in the news or something?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

aww bless them

ugly alchohol free ladies, the organised crime industry salutes you

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

YUMMY.

I JUST FORMATTED MY PC AND REINSTALLED WINDOWS. IT'S TRUELY RAPED.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

I REDID MY COMPUTER BUT I HAVE NOT YET INSTALLED ANYTHING ON IT

hence it's currently working great!

but soon as I put things on, it turns to sit! that's right! sit!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

OBAMA CLINTON

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

the world is doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed

*sigh*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

you rascist mysogynist!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

pretty much

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

a mysocist?

put some cream on it if you have this condition

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The Tig and me, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

Use Teh Gel

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

SALVE!

how many times must i say it, salve is much better that teh gel!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Using gel will salve all your problems

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

thats just balm-y

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Any more gel puns and I'll s-cream!!

^{hehe, nice}

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

arf! you silly mousse

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

I saw that sneaky edit!

You don't coat yourself with a good thick layer of 'moose' silly!
Or do you?
Should I?
*ponders*

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

The world was doomed

on 22 January 2001

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

obviously not

as we're all still here...

...or are we?

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

true,

but 700,000 Iraqis aren't

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Where are they

Bloody Iraqi's never around when you need them

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

They're in North West London

I believe most of them have part time jobs in Tesco.

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

they all just went abroad

after all didn't George Bust say he was gonna stop all the tourists?
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

*chuckles to himself*

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

you are a hippy

aicmfp

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

have you been reading my diary?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

no, he's been smelling you

he's been smelling youundies HAVE A WASH SOAP-DODGER!
you whiff!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

hahahaha

best response ever!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

apparently this was
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Soap?

what's that?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

You called?

*re-reads*

Oh... no... you didn't...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

Pretty hot!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

OMG

It should be on America doen't have tallent !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

WHAT ARE YOU?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

yikes

I noticed yesterday that hilary clinton has really fucked up eyes and reminds me of johnny rotten in this respect.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

*Votes...

...to have it exterminated*

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

We need the Arnie version of....

The Presidinator - It has come back in time to kill one...

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

give it another 4 years

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

Isn't that Skin, the comedy lesbian from Skunk Anansie?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

barrack osama clinton LOL

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

Reminds me a bit of this

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magnum, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

Obviously times have moved on since then

but I couldn't be arsed doing it again

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magnum, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

hahahahaa

I love this

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

hahaha!

thats the fucking biscuits

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mr spoons, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

HAHAHA!

(jackanapes, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

Baroque Obama

/surely?

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

arf

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

Pfft!

Have a click!

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

ah. you caught him part way through the regeneration...

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

would

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

pffft blacker than my effort

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

that's rather good

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

Passes out sticks

And hammers

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

In all the Galaxy's hardware stores now...

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Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

Quote of the week.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

what is?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

"GLUE".

Awesome.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

This is glue...

Strong stuff!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Is that what Scotty uses to fix the Enterprise ?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

Woo!

how does it smell?

@:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

you druggy glue-sniffer!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

*cries*

*sniffs*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

why is the link in your sig

taking me to the image challenge page, but there is blankness where the suggestion should be?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

erm

maybe it was too long!

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post146154

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

well shortened :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

Pffft

Doh!

Sorted now sir thank you!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

Oi
My tag!!!!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Heh

So it's your fault then!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

but but but

my bedsheets aren't sticky!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

like the quote :)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

Jo Whiley or Michael Winner?

but which ones better?

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

They both need a short, sharp, kick in the balls

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

I'd rather get sexed by Winner

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

nice.

edit: ooh, I got a gaz!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

I am...

...terrified by this!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Uh hu

Me 2 !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

nice suit though

also - gah - I'm drafting a letter to send to the funding council... being so polite makes we want to hurt myself.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

Yay!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

HOLY CRAP!

that's disturbing

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

don't lie

it's got you harder than Guitar Hero on hard.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

crikey, now that's hard!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

shiney shiney shiney

...they don't look too different, that's the wonderful thing about these.

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Im not gonna sleep for a week now.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

I'll fetch the hammers...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

I now have...

This mental image of Mr Winner as Stephen Kings IT !!! Ha you thing your all so good at photoshop do that then :D

First to post good copy wins prize !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Quick effort...

is that good enough?

Sweet dreams, Georgieboy! ;-)

(5318008 it's the magic number!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

Good enough to make sure I never sleep again?

Yes.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Im liking it....

Not sure it would keep me awake though but DAMM good effort.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

Where's my prize?

I want my prize!!! What is it? What is it? WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?

*gets out THE GEL in readiness*

(5318008 it's the magic number!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

Im allowing....

time for further entrys, And hopefully none that involve GEL !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Oh dear CHRIST!!! >.<

The Fear... The Fear...
*rocks back and forth, sucking thumb*

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

hahahahah

and GAH!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

That bears a terrifying resemblance

to Heather Mills :O

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Would/wouldn't

would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't

Ah bolox... WOULDN'T

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

Here is some sort of concept for some sort of story

The way of being of the characters portrayed does not match the idea of them I have, but it's just an initial concept.

I didn't know who Anthony Gormley was until some days ago, so I probably should examine his work more closely.
They are extraterrestrial people that walk around human cities, watching, because of an agreement with the government. No, they are not ants. The idea was to make their heads look like shiny black helmets. Their actual alien faces... maybe I won't even draw them. I like masked figures. But I will try again on that shiny effect.

(Nissun, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

excellent

you should do this

www.b3ta.com/links/B3ta_Comic

Random Image is organising it

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

You lost me at "shiny black helmets"

I haven't been able to stop laughing and read the rest.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Woo to the pic, though :)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

why?

_{please tell me I didn't make a fool of myself}

(Nissun, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

They're just being rude ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

*hangs head in shame*

Jessie's right. I have no excuse.

Other than the fact that I always guffaw when someone inadvertently uses the word "helmet"

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

are they ants?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

the one on the end looks like its playing with itself

woo and yay and a little bit of hoopla

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

Very well drawn

me likey long time

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

helmet people!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Very sinister

Gives a wonderful, spooky, sci-fi feeling. Nice!

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Reminds me

of last Saturday night...

(eight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

Whoa...what's going on there?

*jealouses*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

worryingly..

only one vpl in twenty.. and the ladies were obviously cold!

edit: the males were obviously cold too.. not that I was looking.. I was told.. honest!

(eight, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

...the hell?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Has anyone wondered what MicroSoft will be doing in the future ?

Click for bigger (155KB)

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

I think I get this

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Simple

And almost effective.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

hahaha

www.linux.org

fucks
www.microsoft.com
in the arse (NSFW)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Oi!

Take your OS dick waving contests outside, squire.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

NEVER

*flaps penguin dick around*

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

Lol

Most Funneh, I take no offence and I use both Linux and Windows.

So im flapping my Penguin and Windows Logo dicks side by side.......

WEIRD IMAGE IN HEAD.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

heeheee

I still dual boot my lappy on windows. but i only use uncle bill's shitrags (XP, haven't touched vista) very occasionally.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

RTEMS FTW!

*fires nuke*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

I must go and draw a sortof super tux

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

sort of?

while you do that, I'll find "some" hardware that plan9 can run on :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

And....

Ill sit here doing nowt. mwhahaha

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

yeah, me too

too much effort

*sips orange*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

Ah the joys

Of working in IT, Having own office and a boss that is never in. I sware if I died in this office it would be a week before someone found my body slumped over the keyboard with the B3TA board up !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

that's how you know you are a valued employee

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

ahahahahah

you should try working in computational physics (as I fortunately now don't)

only you'd find my body, b3ta board, and a term window with a message saying ERROR: SCF iterations not converged. Walltime: 103hours.

Yep the calculations take 100+ hours and sometimes the integrator fails. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

Well that went over my head, Im afraid my IT stuff has all been self taught. I was one of those kids who had to take apart the PC to see how it all worked and blow it up !

:D

mmmmmmm Fires and stuffness.....

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

he's clearly worked with mad scientists

who sit for hours watching a screen that has scrolling crap on it
1
*keep watching*
1
*keep watching*
1
*keep watching*
1
*keep watching*
2
"HOLY SHIT 2!"
1
*keep watching*

etc :)

/has no fucking idea whatsoever blog

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

Lol

Its like a world ending EVENT. A 2 WTF should we do *He shouts to female work person*....

Ill leave the rest to your overactive imagination ~:D

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

my guess, play chess, then fuck

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

I SURE HAVE!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

The plural of OS

Is OSs and does not require an apostrophe.

/pedant.

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

Haven't posted on here for aaaaaages...

...Namely due to my computer being a spaz.

So to quench my B3ta hunger have a quick and spazzy!!

I appologise not!!!

(NaRKed was my old name, also the name of my site which is sadly no more *sniff*)

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

happy bee!

who's NaRKed?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

I am rather.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

/soothe

any reason?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

A few.

Not being able to get work,
having cold feet most of the time because the weather isn't warming up,
not having anything to do over the weekend on account of a lack of friends,
being bored out of my tiny little head.

And some other reasons too.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

*joins up this this line ...*

except for not being able to get work - I have a 'job' it just bores me out of my tiny little skull.

gah.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

I have a job

but I don't trust my colleagues or company anymore since they accepted not buying an african woman a drink when she wasn't around as racism, which is gross misconduct and I could have lost my job over (which is in care, which would have marked my record and I'd potentially never have worked in the industry again).

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

I thought that they DIDN'T accept that it was rascist!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Aye

the eventual findings was obviously that I didn't act in a knowingly racist manner, otherwise I wouldn't have my job now, they have to fire you over gross misconduct...but at no point did anyone admit that it was ridiculous to even consider that it was, my final meet with the investigator was presented as a learning curve for me so I could look at my behaviour and avoid future occurances...which obviously can't happen since I didn't do anything to begin with so has just left me feeling vulnerable around a staff team that is two thirds African (and clicky as hell), also- how can you trust a company that would let it go that far?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

*shakes head*

I thought they'd punched her in the cnut . . . and then put you together again the next day
fuckers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

If you were buying drinks

Then surely it was outside working hours and not a works matter?

Or are your meetings held in the local pub?

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

ahh, the 'Ken defence'

I like it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

No, it was a service user party

We were at work, supporting our clients, and I was in charge of buying them a drink. As part of that it was accepted that if a staff member wanted one then we could use the guys money to buy everyone one drink.

She didn't even come to me to ask about one, she just went to my manager (who was actually off duty) and complained that everyone else had a drink.
It always strikes me that it says much more about her sensitivity looking out for racism than it does about me that I couldn't have told you how many members of my team were white and how many black, but her first thought on realising she was the only one without a drink (which she wasn't) was that she was African, so the only person without a drink was in an ethinic minority

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

it obviously has nothing to do with that if that's the first excuse anyone comes out with

to think along those lines means you are looking for that as a reason.
She didn't like you.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

ffs

were the rest of your team all white?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Hahah, no

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

jesus

did you have any support from them?

I can't believe this went as far as it did

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

Nope

I had to threaten not returning to work before they would even agree to release a statement implying I had been cleared of 'an accusation' and with that was a clear order not to speak to me about it, much as they suggested I wasn't allowed to do either. Heh, bugger that, I have no desire to go flinging accusations of my own around, or drag up the past, but I was missing for over 7 weeks during which there were a LOT of rumours suggesting things about me- I'm not going to let that get buried over.

I work with a team that is over two thirds African, it's not in my best interests to let them believe I'm a closet racist.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Sell the story to The Scum for £10k

Bastards!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

"knowingly" what a load of crap

but then only white people can be racist apparently

this will follow you to your next place of employment no doubt

I fucking hate employee cliques, it's like being at fucking school at times

*sends out hug*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

Aww, thanks

Apparently it is wiped from my employee files now, but as I said- I don't trust them anymore.

The thing that really got me was that to work with vulnerable adults (which I do) you have to go through checks, one for criminal records and one for exactly this kind of dismissal- her perception of me not buying her a drink could have lost me my job and made damn sure I was never likely to get another job in the only area I currently have experience and qualification. That seems pretty harsh to me.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

the classic "race card" as the americans say

instead of coming up to you and saying "where's my drink" she had to pull that crap

and yes, "Extended Disclosure" would bring stuff like this up.

A company that is willing to put you through this, and then calling it a "learning experience" (to my mind "we blame you but there's nothing that would stand up in court") for being slandered by someone with a chip on her shoulder isn't worth a fuck.

And she'll try this again, as part of her cliquey power trip persecution complex.

Shit like that detracts from the suffering of real victims of racism, she should be fucking ashamed of herself, but then folk that are that into themselves have no shame.

You really need another employer

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

some people need a slap

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

thats.... harsh

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

they are idiots then

it's a shame that being fucking thick is not counted as misconduct.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

you can't tell someone whose fucking thick that they are fucking thick

as it is "creating a hostile work environment"

meh

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

Hahah, true.

To be honest it's just annoying because I was suspended for 7 weeks over that and (shamefully) the stress is still affecting me now in the sense that I just feel vulnerable at work and it dragged up a whiole load of depression stuff that is only just beginning to settle down again- but there are people in the team who my manager has told me he would have fired many times over by now if he could! but my company has this odd policy of not letting managers have any power other than pulling people onto disciplinary, and that's too harsh because it's instant suspension and would just get thrown out again if the reasons were too fickle.

It's the old United Nations shit again from WW2- stop doing that or...we'll ask you again!
You need consequences to actions and apparently my company hasn't clicked onto this important factor yet. It made my experiences even more bizarre :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

thats *really* harsh. 7 weeks????

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

They had to investigate it thoroughly

I got called back a couple of times because my story didn't match hers well enough- ie I said that I liked her and we got on pretty well at work, where as she had obviously said something very different. I practically got called a liar! hahah, so much for being allowed your own opinion.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

find yourself another place of employment

this shit is really really harmful for you

it's only a job, it's not worth your health, ever

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

I know ;)

and I fully intended to. When I got back I told my manager I was actively looking for work elsewhere, but since then I've been offered the chance to get a qualification that would otherwise cost me quite a considerable amount- I've decided I can wait another 6 months to get that before I go. fuck 'em, they can help me get better paid and appreciated elsewhere :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

\o/

happy ending! (fingers crossed!)

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

yay!

:D

result

good, fuck 'em! that's the spirit!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

this is bollocks

I've read all this out to my girlfriend and she's stomping round the flat swearing about how disgraceful it is

but all strength to you for handling it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Aww, thanks

and sorry to hear about your experience.

I've been at the fore of defeating racism before, I really do find it dispicable, but political correctness has just gone too far with this. I'm of the opinion that positive discrimination can be, and often is, just as harmful as negative discrimination.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

companies are shit

I got a warning for writing (anonymously) nothing bad about my old company (which I didn't mention by name) in my blog, which at that point had a readership of about 3 people

which is minor compared to your experience, but still testament to the wankiness of certain people in certain corporations

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

*pats*

/has supportive shoulders when required...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

You'll be needing to remove

the epaulettes first. You could have an eye out with those.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

NEVER!

Polishes his gold stipes

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

It's free to get into Silverstone Circuit this weekend

and you can see my Uncle drive a Ferrari . . .

we could even pretend to be friends C]:0D
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

oh bee-hive yourself!

Did you draw this? Shirley you're pollen my leg!?
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

god damn it, did you hive to?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

Tell him to buzz off

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

I gonna be nectar make a pun...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

I like his expression

in other news..is it possible to be deleted off the popular page? my darth vader pic has been deleted , it was between the cat andescher sketch pics??

guess the mod that banned me a few weeks ago has it in for me

cheers fella

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

it goes on clicks got, if a post gets more it drops the lowest one

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mongychops, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

I thought they just ran off the page in order of appearance? as new ones appear, otherwise we'd still have wildly popular ones still there from weeks ago

and all the times and dates run sequentially, i still suspect the mod I pissed off is at work

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

nope, it is highest rated stuff

and times

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mongychops, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

Nope

It's what the Mongy said

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

i am wise you see

SEE

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mongychops, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

he paid you two off to say that

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

you clicked it yourself, didn't you?

didn't you?that deletes some of the votes!
and all the mods hate you . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Errrr

Does it?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

yep

sez so in the faq
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

you bastard

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

WHTRZ LOVES HORSES!
pffffft!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

*sulks*

*imagines running fingers through fetlocks*

*sulks a bit more*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

There's a popular page?????

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Shoop shoop da whoop!

I'mma chargin' ma stingorz!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

yay! :)

he looks speshul

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

He is speshul!!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

this is highly ammusing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Havn't posted a Jimis original for a while....

CFB

as usual, no reason

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Ooh, noice

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I like the hair :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hair that defies gravity!

Me likey!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

anti grav hair spray....

.... don't leave home with out it!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

now that's a hip to waist ratio!

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

Hip to the beat?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

yes

daddio

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

*grooves*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Hair is great

Nice pikshure.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

that is a REALLY nice style ya got there!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

LEGGY!

That's a sweet pic man!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

WOO!

nice, i'm liking that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

very Grecian...? is that right?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

Greek key?

aye

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

sorry to hear about your dad

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

thanks Dave

we can only wait at the moment really. He's stable, but it's pretty much impossible to know what'll happen.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

yes,

poor you

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Nice

I like angular things like this

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

nice work

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

ver nice.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

I can count 2 cat type women things

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

They're multiplying......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

That's the natural result of yiffing.

I'm not saying you're responsible. No. I blame the French or someone.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

Cher M Wheelybird

C'est bien notre faute.

Merci et bisous
Les francais

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

Arf!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

I knew it!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

FROG!

*Trafalgars*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

"trafalgars"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

*Yorktowns*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

Keep it.

We get* more cash out of the Caribbean anyway....

*got

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

what does "Snap" mean? Is this english?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

it's a very complicated card game.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

SNAP!

All the cards are mine :D

Edit: I tried to teach the missus 'Fish' the other day (which is about the limit of my level of understanding for card games) and I realised quite what a ridiculous and unfair game it is.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

your missus...

*mind wanders....*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

I've attempted it before, with mixed results.

but "Snap" in the above context confuses me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

It's a bit like 'Oh, blast!'

1950's swearing. Our JJ is a polite sort ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

dagnamit!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

dawg gonnit!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

1950's merkin swearing?

My essence was in a 1950's gent, and I don't recall anyone saying "Oh, Snap"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

I can only imagine it being said in a camp way

*oh thnap! I broke a nail!*

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

yeah

I think it's childish for 'shit'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

I thought that was "oh, sugar" or "oh, poo"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

I think it's an American euphemism for swearing instead of saying 'shit'

like we sometimes say sugar (not me, obviously, but you know what I mean).

Joy says it all the time in My Name is Earl.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

yes, I've noticed that

*grumbles about americanisms*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

When a bloke dies, the corpse sometimes gets an erection

to make it presentable for the funeral, the undertaker "fractures" (not really a fracture, its just blood filled tissue) the penis.

The noise that it makes is *snap*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

haha

this seems likely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

DEATH COCK ACTION SNAP

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

I think I've got their latest album somewhere...

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

what kind of "core" is this music?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

OR I WILL ATTACK

AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

I wouldn't mind to be honest

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

Lesbians.

Oiled.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I demand

a better bum shot so we may test Kat's taste in bums!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

looks very square and flat to me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

bums are nice

I'm not that fussy when it comes to bums as long as they're not so skinny it would hurt to sit on them for any length of time (or obviously there's something to be said about the other extreme too)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

you just reminded me of something I saw, a lady with a large ass

normally I wouldn't comment on such things, but she wasn't otherwise a fat human

but the ASS my god, it was gargantuan

I've never seen anything like it, it seemed to just stick out like some kind of tokyo destroying monster ass

quite odd really

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Has Vanity got her mouth open?

Or is it just a lotta lipstick?

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

lippy.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

M'kay

thought she might be blowing her coffee from a distance

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

do cats even have vaginas?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

well it would be quite cat-astrophic giving birth if they didn't

sorry

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

oof!

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

And you're supposed to be a professor!

*tuts*

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

I hold a seat at a prestigious nonacredited institution

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

It doesn't matter.

Yiffers will use any available hole or even make a new one if there are none available. Yiffers!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

I'm still not sure

learning.mgccc.cc.ms.us/science/cat/sld037.htm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

There's only one way to find out.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

fight?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Ok, two ways.

Unless we're counting Wikipedia also.

^{/Spanish inquisition blog}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8312830

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

Ultra bokage.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

a female cat with no pussy!

that just messes with my head!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

that's what my missus says.

...only to add she was talking about waxing it.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

WOO!

Kat is hot for Arts sexy bum-bum.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

i hate to be a pedant*

but his hair changed direction on the way to the counter

*blatant lie

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

Would you kindly...

Draw Captain Falcon posing and saying "show me your moves" to a fiber optic Gazelle with tits?

Consider it your mission.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Fab

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

ha!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

Get some fucking shoes McCartney you tramp!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Also, smoking and lollies

don't mix.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

fabble dabble

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

I'm happy you didn't just flip the middle frame

woo - Wants ice cream too now

(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

I always wondered

how they got that moniker

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Ooh, I like this lots

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

Hahahaha

This contains over seven different types of hooray.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

GEAR

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Marvellon.

*clicks*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Fab lollies are ace.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Can you get a form of hot chocolate

that you can feed to your feet?

Is this possible? Judy? Do you know? No? Get the researchers to look into it. Yeah, the researchers will look into that. We'll find out and tell you after the break.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

OH MY GOD!

Ringo Star's left handed!?!??!!!!

woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

hahaha

nice.

nelson, i'm gonna have to owe you 5p. NELSON! *mumbles and walks off*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Hello, my friend. No beer today?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

hahaha

monkeon pulls it out again

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

ha ha!

*clicks*

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

Class.

*click*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

Awww

Their childish optimism is adorable, fab four forever!

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spaceage, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

[fookin' woo/yay/houpla!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

I recognise that ice cream van!

I traced it (and flipped it) for use in the "Ice Cream on the Roof" animation I did. www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/397220

Woo to the pic!

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giant_squid, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

yeeehaaa!

monkeon is as conceptual as ever!
sheer restecpa.

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is the best thing ever.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 23:38, archived)

In Amerikaland

there is no such thing as a Fab

this confuses Amedikans

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:39, archived)

hahaha!

Smashing!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:48, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Is that Captain Wow?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

TELL LAURA I LO-OVE HER

/damn that c'pn

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

bom bom bom bom

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Damion International - now taking orders., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Tell Laura I neeeeeed her ...

Damn you Jessie that's in my head now!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

It's in mine!

Grrrrr

LEAVE ME ALONE CRAZY SONG

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Let's join forces and beat that song up.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Ok!

*strikes menacing pose*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

*glowers angrily*

Think of another song - one that you like, and keep singing it to yourself in your head - it's it's weak spot

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

IF YOU LIKE A LOT OF CHOC-LATE ON YOUR SNACK PRODUCT

JOIN OUR ASSOCIATION

oh! in my head...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Indicate the path to my abode

I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook of liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago
And it's gone straight to my pserefenfeniculum,
Wherever I may perambulate,
Through land or sea or agitated water
You will always hear me humming this melodium
"Indicate the path to my abode" ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

^ this

should be our national anthem

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

And be sung in the poshest of posh voices available.

Think Natasha Kaplinsky after a lesbian session with Zara Phillips.

*thinks*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

*thinks*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a kiss...
Boiled or fried, I'm satisfied,
As long as I get my kiss...

Try getting THAT one out of your head! - I'm still struggling after 2 weeks of it! AAAaarrggggggghhhhhh!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

every song can be removed from the head

with the simple application of shot gun pellets.

take as many as possible to the back of teh throat as fast as possible...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

*Loads*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Hmmm - an interesting theory.

Perhaps a delivery device could be used for the pellets, in order to expediate their journey to the back of the throat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Try getting incredibly high on crack and going on a killing spree.

It normally does the trick.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

*smokes*

*kills*

eats

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

There - all better?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Better or worse?

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with a kiss...
Boiled or fried, or fertilised,
As long as I get my kiss...

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hello! Miss EP

Fertilised = All kinds of BAD

practicing is the good bit :)

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Indeedy

Mmmm... Practice!

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Yaaaayyyyyyyaaarrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cough

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

yarr!

many woos

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Splice the mainbrace! Hoist the ... err... thing!

Yarrrr!

=)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Ha ha!

Shiver me timbers!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

RIGHT !

Im confuzzeled !?

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

what's there to be confused about?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

I find that both cute and disturbing...

...therefore I have no choice but to click this right now, so hard it breaks my mouse!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Ah haaaa!

Me Russell Harty!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

I don't care. I still like these.

Woo!

(how many of these have you got now anyway?)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

some would say too many

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

hah

I feel threatened.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

It's

Hello girls.
Visit terrible blog here for larger version and other stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Congratulations matey

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

hehehe

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mongychops, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Eewwwww

*clicks*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Is this supposed to be a joke?

This is exactly what happened the other day to me. Except I'm not a vicar. It's still too recent to see the funny side of it. Bloody Royal Mail. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

It'd be funnier of you were a vicar.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Most things would.

There's no shame in it.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Needs more "Lawks!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

'ning sir

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Hello!

I just gazzed the professor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

He's not online very much at the min

(can't get on at work and has to use my laptop to get on at home for now)

shall I point him towards it when he gets home or is it anything I can answer/enjoy?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Yes, he told me.

Just help him find a way to go on/board during work time ;)

I just gave him my number, so we can meet up

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Ah, nothing short of a new job could achieve that I fear :(

but I shall lend him my laptop so he can make a note of it

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

cool

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

everything is funnier

by virtue of it having happened to a vicar

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

You type wisely.

See also: anything involving larger ladies' undergarments.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Oh no!

I already have enough problems with Dave pillaging my underwear drawers without it being encouraged board-wide!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Keep a sharp stick by

the front door.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Hahaha I love these!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

haha O.O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

THis is what Viz used to be like when it was funny

happy days
Have a click and a woooo

(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

I once fwapped over a viz annual

We were trapped in the middle of nowhere and it was the closest thing to anything sexy I could find, but I still find that shameful and am pretty disgusted with myself to this day

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Out of interest what is wring one out to

Buster Gonads or Fat Slags?

(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Because it's not even remotely sexy?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

Nonsense.

Girls don't wank. OR PERHAPS YOU'RE NO GIRL! Eunuch!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

what girls have you met?

nuns?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

All of them.

Each and every last one. Why?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

cos all the girls i know wank

and quite often talk about it, in detail

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

They're just pretending

and talking about it to get you hot under the collar. Then they laugh at you. Like this: "Ha ha."

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

Nun.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

I can't really imagine how anything in Viz could ever be the closest thing to anything sexy

Why didn't you simply use your imagination?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Because we were there for a whole week

and I'd got bored of using my imagination, plus I didn't have time to sit around investigating routes to get myself off, I needed something instant and ready made sexing

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

the need for instant gratification can be a dangerous thing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

What the heck

were you looking at?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

*hangs head*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

for shame jessie.

i could have understood if it was a over pictures in the back advertising expensive sex lines from women who like to be dominated by their sexy neighbour whilst giving 30second hand relief.

but over a viz cartoon strip, for shame.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

WooHoo

You know, I think I would prefer them to do this. Rather than putting a "Sorry we called, but you where not in" Card through the door..WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING WHILE I AM SAT IN THE LOUNGE WAITING FOR THE BLOODY PARCEL....huff huff

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Hahah, didn't you post about this the other day

I recently ordered loads of dvds from the HMV sale and they sent them all in individual boxes for some inexplicable reason, meaning I had about 10 boxes of various sizes arriving on the same day.

The postie rang the doorbell to say he didn't have them with him, but would I be in in 30 minutes as he had 'forgotten' to bring them out and wanted to check I was in before going back for them. Awww ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

It just hacks me off

As If I have a parcel arriving I often have to wait back for it.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Yay!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

Good work!

Reminds me of this:
www.b3ta.com/board/5221990

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

hahahaha

excellent as ever.

love the bonus image

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

The expressions

on everyone's faces are perfect.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

Hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

well congrats on 5 grand

but excuse me while i chunder.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Hahaha...

Outstanding

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

hahahahahahhaha

fucking WOO, Conrats and Houpla to you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Congrats on the 5K

you talented bastard!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

gleeeeeeeeee!

Go you!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Proper giggles....

It's the Vicar's face that does it for me!! hahaha!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahaha, and congrats :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

BACK GEL CHUTE!

o_O

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

hahaha!

fantastic.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

haha!~

I hope that's your arse in the letter box

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

The vicar is Patrick Stewart

and I claim my five pounds

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JimM, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

Tadaaa!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I 'ate you, Butler!

Butler!Nah! Get that bus ahht!
That's FAB!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

hahahahha

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

INDEED!

Smurfs are often frowned upon, you know, sexually.
There will come a time when cheese is the preferred meat of choice for deducting sales tax in the western United States.
This, in turn, will lead to a higher level of overall fronging.
Also, of course, the majority of /boarders are in fact moronic in nature, and enjoy nothing more than a bit of "good old" furryism.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

LOL

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

LOL

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

YES!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

*Unlurks

I was thinking the same...

NOON BOARD

??? *re-lurks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

'noon sir :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

mr bronson?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

haza !

Its St George

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Sankt Georg

bitte

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Yay!

Have this from yesterday when I was posting as Hans That Does Dishes:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

I enjoyed the OH HEIL title

muchly

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

I was so convinced someone had hacked your account for a while

and then that someone had been using your photos for 'shops

You numpty :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

You is my uncle

Yes, I am Hans niece, Ann Bumpzedazey

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Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Churchills would never had woo'd such a picture

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

yeah its an old picture

i started doing a few leaders from around that time. got bored by the time i got to churchill.

It is a jolly nice hitler.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Good moaning...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

I was pissing by the doar

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

pfft.

Im convinced he's sacha baron cohen's dad

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mr spoons, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

hello

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

[of all the subject matter you could have chosen.

Is very well done though]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

It's art.

It's supposed to be controverSHIAL!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

LINDA MCCARTNEY

Very nice- woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Brill!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

tiny doormat 'tache

it's very well done, woo to you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

I wonder how many men give themselves a Hitler tache

when shaving. Just to see, like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I've never

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Really?

If I were a man I would do. I think I'd probably cultivate a sort of catfish moustache so I could twiddle it maniacally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I do it all the time

and other stuff
full beard
goattee
lincoln
hitler 'tache
soul patch
etc

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Full beard FTW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAH

I HAVE GOT SOMETHING GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

There we go, everyone's happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

no im not

:'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Mines long enough to do that at the moment.

But my hair is far too wiry to twiddle, I'd probably need gel to even get it to a vague point. At the moment my tache just hangs down like lip staglitites.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Nothing wrong with that, that's a catfish tache.

Right, back to work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

lies

in fact you're doing it right now!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I know of at least 15 of them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

You must photograph them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

you and your kerazzey boyfriends . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

*wiggles chain*

'lo David!
Haven't been on the board for about a week. Anything funny happened?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

nah

not much

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Hehehe

some gems in there, t'be sure

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

i read that as waggles chin

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

TYRES

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

bmm tss bmm tss bmm tss

Last night was an A-1, tip top clubbing jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun on ecstacy bread, wrapped up in a big ball like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that, I just wish that sometimes I could control these FOCKING MOOD SWINGS
So what did youse two "friends" do last night?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Youse two 'friends'

BYE MISTER

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

smart arse

BYE MRS

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

I annoy Mrs. Doom by saying the word 'friends'

in my best Tyres voice.

I always enjoy it.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

I would... but I can't.

It won't grow in the middle.

I have a choice of many pencil tache styles though.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

*holds pencil on top lip* so do I.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Even that's better than mine...

*sulks*

to add insult to injury, even though it won't grow where it's meant to it's already going fucking WHITE!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

someone posted a pic of themself

with a pen for a 'tache.

I think it was droog but i'm not sure

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Wasn't me.

She's a fox though, I wish I'd seen it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

she is

that's true

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

You know, I've never thought of doing that...

I'm working on my beard just now, but the seed has been planted...

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

The smaller the moustache, the eviler the dictator.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

you might have a point there

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

So that makes me more evil than Mugabe, who just had a line?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Thats bloody good.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Noice, and bloody good indeed

Funniest thing...when that pic appeared, I read the main board link above it as Mein board.

trufax

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

That is most awesome vector work

And I know vectors. I own a vectrex... (ask your dad)

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Did anyone tell him he's got a little something under hois nose ?

I guess since it was not in direct line of sight he just kept missing that bit.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Mirrors weren't invented until after Hitler's death.

FACT.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

wooooooo! very excellent!

have a pearoast:

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Have one back.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

officelolage

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

What awful clone stamp you've done

you need this!
Jaws_bandwaggon_starterKit.psd

(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

It's no work of art.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Well if you're going to make light of the death of millions of people

at least you can start off with a better background from now on.

(waxdart hello., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

haha

*cleek* I laughed, I'm going to hull

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Teehee!

I could see that working!

(

..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Why do you think you are kidding ?

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FoldsFive, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Nicely done...have an A Rolf Hitler

(

Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

ROFL.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

hehehehehe!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

that's very nicely done

have a click.

but i've got to hide it anyway, there'll be people in and out of my office this afternoon and i think i can live without being asked why there's a hitler thread on my screen...

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boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Coward!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

ooh, i can still reply in threads i've hidden

yeah, it is cowardly but i work in germany and they can be a bit sensitive...

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boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

That's rather good

though the subject matter is a bit odd. And only had one ball*

*The other is reputedly in the Albert Hall.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Shitler!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Woo Yay!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

...

Click for bigger (231KB)

(Jo rly, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

NO WAI

YA WAI
NO WAI!
YA RLY
RLY?
YA RLY?
FR SRE?
YA FR SRE!
RLY FR SRE?
YA WAI! RLY FR SRE?
*and repeat*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

r u bein srs?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

i is bein srs m8, rly m

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

i ham trpn balls

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

wht r u n abt? u crzy!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

hm tchr

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

F U N E M N X ?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

umm

you have lost me now. Didnt take much i know

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

LOL!!!

S.I.LL.Y. C.O.W.

AICMFP

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

V F M N X.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Four candles!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

You text like a chav sir

Are you from Essex?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Alas sir, one is not of the exlusive locale that is known as "Essex", however, one is familiar with the method and syntax of communication therein.

innit.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Lavely Wot!

Fakkers int dey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

now I have the urge to buy a transit van and drive it along the old kent road

singing mary poppins songs

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Hang on a sec...

You're not the bloke I bought my stereo speakers from are you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

speakers mate! bargain ones

worth 500 quid

sell them for £100

can't say fairer than that :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

Old Kent Road!!!!

Sarf ov de river
Leaf it art

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

yer havin a laff yer cant

only poofs n forners ga sarf

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Kent?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Duke of Kent?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Duke, duke, duke of Kent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Everybody loves Darts

Read the other day Den Heggarty now works for the Citizens Advice bureau
wonder if he still wears that silver suit?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

I'm not overly in love with darts.

I'll watch it, but not at the expense of owt else.

also, never EVER let me play it. Danger.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

I am from the far north, the mystical land

where it is currently shrouded in leaky grey cloud

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Sheffield?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

more northerly than that!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Right, above or below the border?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Not...

Dun Dun Darrrrr
Durham?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

the arctric circles?

that IS mystical

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

long leg toap has long legs

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

So the pic was like that,

without any making of the legs longer?
TOAP is when an unshopped pic is used.

bloody noobs :P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

i know i know

I was making a humorous toap like comment.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Is coz Iz cold

innit?

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..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

i really want to push

that over and giggle

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Ya, rly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

why hello sexy

come here often?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

I like this one better.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

leggy bird

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Haha! :D

I would have liked it better if it still had the birdie legs out the bottom of the jeans tho, that woulda made me proper ROFL, and shit...

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..wil, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

You do it.

HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

If another smart arse “Sooooo right on” type,

comes up to me today & points out he’s Turkish I am going to takes up arms against em. Fer Fucks sake, these are the same people who piss off to the Pamplona Bull Running so they can “experience the culture” over there….. George has been a national icon in this country since the bleeding 14th Century, part of our heritage. To me that makes him part of our culture, I know it’s in to be anti nationalistic, but the current trend to laughing at anything with English connotations really ticks me off.

Why don’t we just pack the whole lot in and paint the bloody place grey and live in a fucking UPVC featureless country, Fuck it we got Tescos and telly, what else do we need.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Right on!

(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Toad in the hole for tea!

and I shall wash it down with some locally brewed ale (Hoggley's)
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Mmmm, ale

I'll have a pint of Samuel Smiths Nut Brown please

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

oooh I will join you in a pint of THAT

Your round though

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

no, you're thinking of Russell Grant

you're thinking of Russell GrantHe's round . . . and sweaty . . .
fat fecker!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

pfft you silly Berkshire

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

that's no...

i'll stop right there

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

i have successfully completed

a spiffing home-brew bitter

i feel really proud that i no longer have to pay through the teeth for shitty larger anymore

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

apparently, it's nicer if you use spring water

it's nicer if you use spring waterrather than tap water . . . I dunno I've never made any
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

shall have to try this

*takes notes*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Can we all get some?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

this is true....

even with the value spring water.....make the beer more yum

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caffeinefreak, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Wow

Heaven on a table!

Mmmmmmm

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Why do we need to paint the place grey?

It already is...

/Londoner

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

ha ha

Fair point, you have me there.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

I totally agree though...

I have a one man, fictitious archtectural crusade going on at the moment.

UPVC is killing our lovely Victorian / Edwardian housing!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Except for the UPVC Vicorian /Edwardian housing

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

But th... it...

you've got me there...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

There is a lovely council estate in Sunny Southend

Pronounced Sarfen
Where the council houses are made of aluminium
honest

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Right on!

hes Turkish you know?

EDIT: - that table spread made me spluff!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

That table is holding aceness.

You have a point, I don't know why people are needlessly snooty about things like this. 'Oh St Whoever wasn't from place X'.

Just tell them to run along and find somebody who actually does give a shit, so maybe they can smear it in their smug excuse for a boat race.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

indeed, this shit of "I hate you because of the geographical location where you appeared from a vagina and with what dna" is fucking mentally retarded

and needs to end

no doubt with some serious force

it fucking pisses me off, but then it's too much effort for folk to actually rationally think about anything

meh

*discomeats sad now*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Exactly.

I don't ACTUALLY hate Americans, I hate the politics that comes out of there. And most Americans I've met have been extraordinarily remedial but certainly not all. There was a lovely guy we met in the Dam called David, he was going around telling everyone he was Canadian, bless him. Really lovely chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Some Americans are nice

But have you met a redneck?

In general I hate generalisations

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

oi!

im of red neck stock....

but then again you haven't met me and therefore might think im a cnut.

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caffeinefreak, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

some of my favourite things are cnuts

you could fall into that category

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Yes, a raving one.

In France of all places, at Disneyland.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

and what's wrong with watching nascar while guzzling hotdogs cooked on cheap oil?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

yes, sadly too many seem to act like you've raped their grandmothers grave if you dare to question anything about americaland

the whole world is fucked up man, can't we all just get along, with one big group hug.

we'd get more done.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Having said that

if people bitch about England and they're not English it puts my back up. But then I remember they're right and have to conceed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

then you need

a hug

*hugs*

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

*squeaks*

yay two hugs today! it's like easter and xmas all rolled into one

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

*hugs discomeats*

*picks up salad fork*

Right, come on then, let's start a rebellion.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

then you'll need to

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

They're in the wash...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

yeah! let's webel!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'm with you.

Happy St. Georges Day everyone

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

If we all vote for this we can get it FP'd

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

yes!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

*clicks*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Tea and biscuit spitfires?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

*votes for chutney*

I did a presentation on this very phenomenon very odd. Did you know that only Wales had a patron saint that was of British origin?

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Duncoffin is life., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

St Patrick was British was he not?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Son of a Romano-British general.

And there were no snakes because Ireland didn't get warm enough before it was cut off at the end of the ice age.
And Guinness is shite

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

No Moles

Either

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

tell them you are armenian

ask him when he's going to murder your family for old time's sake

edit: I really like that teapot :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Old Speckled Hen!?

Yuck!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

HERITIC!!!!!

burn him

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caffeinefreak, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Nicely said sir

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*tickuls*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

DAAAAAYVE :D

*giggles*

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gleeeeeeeeee!

checked the friend's payge?
I beed making stuff!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Look

George was an imigrant and gave up his native country! He was then made a full member of English society and killed a Dragon.

**Carlsberg dont make Saints for England, But if they did it would be 'ST GEORGE'**

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

I HAM GOING TO BUY SOME CARLSBERG LATER. FOR MY TUM TUM.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

I suggest you buy good beer instead

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hooray for you.

Are you in fact me by any chance? I would hope you'd tell me/you/us if you were.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

'checks'

Nope, I recognise all the bits at this end

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

It is possible to be patriotic without being "nationalist" (in the negative sense)

unfortunately, the binary thought processes of the people reading the popular press cannot make this distinction.

I support patriotism. Right on, engligga.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

^^This^^ Is kinda what I wanted to convey at the same time.

But talking to a smug twunt in his silly sunglasses (raining today)and his H & M jacket harping on..."oh it's all sooo dumb, it's like morris dancers and shit...."

"glarey type eyes from me..."

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I fear that it has much to do with the lack of strong nationwide traditions in england

Yes, there are morris dancers and plenty of things from history which could be better commemorated, but many of these things have been shunted out by the influence of american culture.

I dare say, the smug twunt in his silly sunglasses and his H&M jacket would probably have phrased his sentence more like "Like, it's all so totally dumb, you know? Like, what? Morris dancers? Like, uh, yeh right"

It's not a pop at americans, it's just my opinion on the erosion of english tradition.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

engligga is the best word ever

fo' shaw

(Acemandoo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

I've just settled for crumpets and a box of tunnock's teacakes

/you could also be an even smugger bastard and correct him, stating that he was in fact Anatolian, and not Turkish, as there was no such reference to the place at the time.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

sorry to piss on your parade, tunnocks are teh scotish

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caffeinefreak, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

yes, I know this

I didn't say it was anything to do with St George, but it is the only foodstuffs I have to hand

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Tunnocks

Shall be allowed by appointment of the Queen for they are so yummeh !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

sorry my bad....

as you were

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caffeinefreak, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

*scoffs*

/realises he has 9 more and may start to feel ill if he keeps eating them...

Teacake anyone?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Plz

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

this^^^^

im off to abuse some welsh.

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caffeinefreak, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Ha ha Poor Welsh

Allways at the sharp end of the abusing

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

that is a fucking splendid lunch you have there.

i'm going to have a great british curry for tea tonight.

Hazzar! for St. George! i'm going to buy some of this as well (http://www.goffs.biz/whiteknight.php).

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

OOh that looks good as well

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Needs more Dambusters theme tune

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

here we go...

ajcivilwar.com/4-TheDambusters.mp3

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Righteous rant? Check.

Picture with hummus? Check.

Bravo!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Ale = Dutch

Tea = Indian
Scones = Scottish
Roast Beef = Roman
Yorkshire puddings = yummy

Bollocks to history
Also, does it really matter where St George was from? He fought a fucking dragon!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Yes, except England's rubbish in lots of ways that other countries aren't.

It's not the worst, it's just one of the less good ones in Western Europe. :P

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Well at least we can do Mediocre with flair

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

if St Georges was celebrated with some flair

it might not piss me off so much. As it is it tends to be cocks getting pissed and trying to kill each other before slipping one up the wrong 'un whilst they spend the night in the cells.

nice picture though (although I'd rather have Cains or Bombardier)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

Lovely as always

I'll just leave this down here too

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

Welcome to the very tail end of an empire

When all the chairs are up, the lights are out and everybody's gone home.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

RICHARD THE LIONHEART WAS FROM FRANCE

IF IT WASNT FOR THE NORMANS ENGLAND WOULD BE CALLED HENGLAND

SOME OF THIS ISNT TRUE

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

[nice spread matey!

here's my response to the polotuks.

Nationalism is a shallow comfort for the part of our brain that deals with recognition of other humans as "familiar". It was useful in the feudal mid-ages of Europe, but became less useful as the world "grew smaller". Culture, and nationalism can be considered as distinguisable from each other. Or perhaps the other route would be to say nationalism is a sub-part of culture? I would recommend reading the MonkeySphere...

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

As saints go,

he was rubbish. Great picture though!

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Newington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

I do that though

Only to IQ deficient thugs who can't tell the difference between football and England however and considers anything or anyone that might be foriegn to be shit.

Anyway, part of the English identity is self-deprication so I don't really know what's wrong with doing that.

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:49, archived)

horray!!!!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

Err..

He was serving in the Roman army in what is now Turkey. He never visited England, spoke English and probably knew nothing about England.

He was brought in by the Normans to try and stop the populace adoring their English heroes.

So, from a certain point of view, English nationalist zealots idolise an immigrant! (As do the Irish and the Scots)

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

It wasn't my fault...

The PaperClip made me do it...

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

that little clippy bastard is a full on serial killer

I know this

and I might add, this is a gif joke today

but tomorrow, with SCIENCE!! your little computer assistants will be abusing workers like this!

if they get guns we're doomed!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

*burns shitty paper clip*

but most woo on the anim!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

*fucking shitty paperclip*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

haha

you bastard

:P

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Hahah! I'll NEVER obey that damn paperclip

NEVER!

...*waits a suitable time and then opens porn tab*

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JESSIE!

*glomps*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

you can get Porn tabs?

I only get Asprin tabs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

These are kind of the opposite

but also help a 'headache'

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Do you find?

I tried that to cure a headache the other day...

My head was pounding...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

SOJAMDO!

*return glomps*

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I saw your man-wife on here yesterday, then he vanished...

you're not about to do the same are you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

and earlier today . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Too early for me...

Unless I was being dim / blind / both...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Well, potentially

I'm at home so can get on when I like, I'm just trying to get my chores done too.
The missus is at work where he can't get on at all, complete lock down of 'recreational' use...but there are some computers that aren't monitored and occasionally he risks going on there for a brief hello because he misses all you lovely peeps :)

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he posted from his phone

apparently
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

*ties to the internet*

Ha! Now you HAVE to stay and chat...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Is it just me...

...that hears the paperclip speaking with GlaDOS' voice?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

oh god!

edit: now I am, but with the "this is a triumph" singy style voice

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

#This was a triumph...#

#I'm making a note here... would you like to start a letter?#

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

that too

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

*cleeeeek*

PROOF OF THAT BASTARD PAPERCLIP'S MISDEEDS!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

thats awesome

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha...

*breathes*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Fried gold, that fish.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

hehehe

That little bastard!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Now I have to explain to the boss why I'm laughing at Clippy....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Hahaha!

Already looking ,Pal.
...er..I mean at b3ta!!!
What's this "Porn" never heard of that!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

for some reason

I'm imagining him with the accent of Bob Ross.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

What is this B3ta you speak of?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Some kind of infantile, frequently scatological, digital art forum.

Nothing highbrow like this place.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

high monobrow?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

its

here

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

is clippy on coke

he's talking 20 to the dozen.

Ace.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

You can see the lines on his piece of paper...

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

BOOM BOOM!

;-)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

good old paper clip

One word if you never want to put up with the irritating thing again: latex.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

YAY

Excelent ! And this make me ever so Glad my boss comes in about 2 days a month...

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Ducks....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

oh god..

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

Haha!

Have a tenuously related pea....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

FUCK!

OW!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

*groan*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

have this 2-layer spang:

spaspangng
One for you, and one for the OP.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

*thinks*

*gets it*
*lols*
*spangs*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Can someone please

de-ris me

(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

*pantera blokie*

TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO......HEY HEY HEY TWO TWO HEY TWO

Ning all. I'm actually going to throttle one of my staff, if he comes back to work. No fucking END of trouble has he gone and got me into.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

eep

*sends out hugs*

have a good throttlin'

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Seriously, angriest I've been all year, probably.

I am absolutely fucking furious.

*hug* not with meats though. Never with meats.

Mmmmm extrawurst sandwich.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

yay I gets a hug

:D

think happy thoughts innit, life's too short for all the crap

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

This is all fodder for my rowing and sit ups tonight.

Then some nice calming yoga.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

BAD RAPE HIM.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Not even with yours, mate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

OW :(

*jumploves*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

You wouldn't want him anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

You're damn right.

Chin up, sweetpea. *grooms*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

I'm much cheerier now.

Surrounded by LOVELY people. Well, e-Surrounded.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

*orbits*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

PHWOAR

best moon ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

incompetence or idiocy?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Both.

And to make matters worse he's got a bloody degree in business management.

I fucking don't and OH LOOK I don't bollocks up everything.

*seethes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

ah..

I won't say anything then as it'll just make you m ore angry

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Nah go for it.

I'm calming down due to judicious application of tea, sarnie, b3ta and a joyous hour to myself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

exactly the kind of muppet that gets promoted to their level of incompetance

and ends up on 70.. 80... and more and more K per year while berating the competance of everyone who actually does the work

and then there's the fucknuggets doing postgrad business stuff and they can barely tie their own shoelaces without electrocuting themselves

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

I've got no degree

no nothing, just a pointless NVQ, some A levels and a lot of experience (although am still quite a rarity in our firm, management do tend to be quite a bit older than myself and two other girls on my team).

You're right though, give him a few years and he'll be on four times the salary I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

and his secretary will be doing his job for him

meh :(

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Unfuckingfair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

c'est la vie, innit

if you can, I'd advise getting a degree, to anyone really

it makes a somewhat arbitrary difference

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Yeah, the day I can afford to take time off to do it

is probably the day I retire anyway.

Eventually I'll go part time, hopefully, and go and do my Anthro degree.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

yeah :/

it's pretty fucked up all in all

ah well, at least you have us to amuse you :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

*thanks the Big Man for small mercies*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

*squeaks like a little mercy*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

^this

im studying engineering to get a better paid job...untill i found out that i need to earn a fucking Masters Degree to qualify as a European certified engineer...

im now going to leave uni with over 27K in debt

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Bloody England.

Where shall we all move to? Holland or Germany?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Spain.

In particular, Tarifa.

It's nice there.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Noooo too hot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Not really.

It's quite windy there. It'll keep you cool. Well, cooler than the 45 degree inferno of a couple of miles inland.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Possibly then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

crikey

still, if you are crazy enough a years' working in the joyful haven that is saudi arabia for some random oil/death company will pay it off

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

he's got a bloody degree in ~~business management~~ nothing

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

*fonzie fingers* exactamundo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Degrees in management....

a neat excuse for having no common sense or wit whatsoever.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Yes, most definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

sadly it qualifies you to earn tens of thousands more than everyone else

it's scary

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Hey! We've got one of those as well!

He got a first class honours degree no less...

He is a spud.

I sympathise deeply.

*hugs*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

How the fuck does it work?

That'll teach me to hire temps based on qualification.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Well...

it's difficult though. They're theoretically got a bit of paper that says they can do something...

Thing is, I've got a music degree, but there are untrained musicians out there a squillion times better than I am...

Paper. It makes no sense.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Hang on,

Right, now I've got a bit of paper saying that I've got a degree. I'm going to go and waggle it at my boss until she pays me a decent amount.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Keep us posted on the results.

I predict a salary boost of between 10-100%

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

*hopes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

This sort of thing is exactly why I quit permanent work.

I'm sick and tired of having to deal with people that are an utter waste of biomass and yet think that because they're a manager, they're somehow more important than people that actually do the work.
People that think that managing is a skill are fuckwits. Dealing with other people is exactly what humans are fucking well evolved to do. It's the whole point of being human. And yet these people think that going on a course or whatever makes them some sort of fucking people genius.

The sad news is that the contract market is dead, so I might just have to go back to permanent work again. :( *sobs*

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

I struggle through.

Meh, it's just a job. Means to an end.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

rape of

the incorrect orifice?

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

That'd be easier to sort out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

what happened?

cos i cant imagine an incorrectly placed cock would make you this ~~happy~~ angry!

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

Idiot who works for me has made several major fuck ups

not told us when it could have been sorted and is now not here for me to shout at.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

sounds like me the day i left

i worked in a call centre as 1st line IT support and started telling people

"what the fuck do you want me to do"

"you're to stupid to own a computer"

"its not my problem"

"hello, gay UK"

"YOU'VE FUCKING BROKE THE SHITTING INTERNET"

and leaving someone on hold for 4 hours then telling them "you have to buy a new computer" was just amazing!

i hated my job :-(

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Quit then, don't get the company and your manager into trouble.

Because I'M now in trouble because of this. Clients don't care whose fault it actually is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

haha

dubious puns ftw

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Bought this the other day...

God, it was shite!

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Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

was it?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Pfft!

Didnt "The Mary Whitehouse Experience" do a similar gag years ago about Utah Saints unpugged. They just stood there.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

What do you expect.

He's French, after all!

Woo!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

c'est un pomp di pomp di diddi pompt di pompt

/incomprehensible french blog

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

hor he hor

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

lo hor he dor de dor le piat dor le pompt di frey!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Du pain? Du vin? Du Boison!

Papa?
NICOOOLE!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

MERDE RENAULT GERARD DEPARDIEU

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Gerard Depardieu avec le legume !! c'est verdant!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Boursin

Boisson is something else. Something to do with drinking I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

It could work on an organ.

...ish

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

He could do the laser show with candles and prisms

ish

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

he did do an unplugged barrel organ type of thing

at some point as I recall

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

I really hate Jarre.

Don't get me wrong, I love synthesiser music, I even have a 303 and a Juno-6... But there's a right way and a wrong way to make the sound and he picked the wrong way.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

do di do dar di di di do di do dar di di di

neuwuwuwuwwwwww newwww newww nieww newwww

dar di di

neuwuwuwuwwwwww newwww newww nieww newwww

dar di di

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

^this^

in triplicate

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

it matches dixons hat.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

Nicely.

*goes back to shaving head from earlier*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

in the 1970's all curtains and tablecloths were of this pattern

and made of finest plastic

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

in the 00's all chavs and chavetts were of this pattern

and also made of the finest knock of cloth.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

it's like, time is on a loop, man

far out

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

I saw a programme about racism a few months ago

And it featured some of England's finest* - including a 13 yo girl who lived in Stamford Hill (a well-known and predominatly Jewish area in London), who was filmed shouting at some of the Jews, screaming "I'm gonna be like ... like ... like that bloke ... that bloke what killed all the Jews ... in that war ... or summink ... I'm gonna be like him ...!"

SCREAMING it at them, and then her friend helped her out, having had a delightfully displayed, if dim lightbulb go off in her torrid little mind, "You mean ... HITLER?"

"YEAH THASS 'IM I'M GONNA BE LIKE HITLER AND KILL ALL OF YOU FUCKERS!" she screamed.

* Contains sarcasm

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

Well....

Im not racist, I just hate everyone.

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

I HATE APOSTROPHIES.

THEYRE CUNTS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

What about shroedinger's apostrophe'?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

I HATE TO LOVE THEM.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

BUT YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA. SHAPELY APOSTROPHES THEY MOCK YOU SO

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

I saw some of this as well...

Hardly in danger of creating a 'master' race was she...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

I actually found the whole thing immensley depressing.

So I turned it off and watched Con Air again instead.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

this hatred is fed from somewhere

maybe mommy and daddy don't love her enough

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

~~love~~

beat

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

~~beat~~

daily seeing to

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Ooooh

clever!

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Joliet, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hahaha.

Hooray for patriotism!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

Wow

They got an amazing ripple of wind effect if it was made in china !

(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahaha

Nicely done!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

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