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# Sebastian wasn't like other giraffe...


skug
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Your right there!

* The flames are not coming out of his arse like all the others?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# the aptly named
"ring of fire"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# How profound?

8¬{

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
#
profound pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Sebastian is a rare genetic abnormality amongst the rocket giraffe....
...its a sad tale that ends with him being ostracised by the herd and dieing alone when he set upon by a pride of anti-gravity lions.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# now THATS a nature programme i would watch!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# his hoofs are on fire!
or are they trotters? I've just realised how little I know about giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Hooves
liitle know things about g-raffes

-they have same number of neck vertabrae as us (7)
-the longest single neuron/nerve of any mammal
-its tongue is close to 2ft long
female giraffes are very happy about this

/factoid over
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# those giraffes
have got some nerve!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
#
I HOPE IT HURT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'll just slip this pea in here
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I might be doing it wrong
But this seems like good fun...



It's like my second ever animation thing, and I think I lost the first one somewhere. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! daeghnao, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# mashing 2 compos?!?
i thought that'd explode
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# inexplicable exhaust!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# now then
who was it who did a completely awesome video of that with a city and things...

my brain says Shineola (RIP) but that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Haha thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# this is fucking awesome!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# most most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# oooh how lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha!
you're crossing the streams!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# nicely!
That would make a good compo in itself, surely? Words acting out the scenes
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# a kind of onomatopoeia compo?
or just

sky sky sky sky sky sky sky
sky sky sky sky bird sky sky
sky sky sky sky sky sky sky
grass grass grass worm grass
grass grass grass grass grass
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Super!
cat
cat
cat
cat
cat
schoolgirl
cat
hell
cat
cat
space
cat
cat
cat
feet

Or something, I forget exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! daeghnao, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# It would
But it can be difficult to make it work well. I remembered some 3D advert type thing from years ago, and then I remembered this particular font, and then it all came together. Fnar.
(I helped save b3ta! daeghnao, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Alex Gopher's The Child was the first thing I saw do it well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# This WINS everything!
* Next compo please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# super work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha, ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ^ That's the winner, well, joint-winner with TMOC
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# This is teh
dead good.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# This is bordering on genius.
Sexy fonts.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# inspired by Boff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmm yes
that really would be so tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# No it would not!
What is wrong with you people? When will you all realise that Battenburg is an abomination!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *nails to cross*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm indifferent to it.
but, deep-fried battenburg, fucking yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# for a start let's not go around making inflamatory remarks that are likely to land some of us in trouble with the authorities
secondly - you're clearly a piss soaked dribbling mental case if you truly believe what you just said... and probably a peado too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*scarpers*

But seriously, why ruin awesomeness like pink and yellow sponge with evil marzipan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# hmmm
Marzipan is nice... I think we should all just learn to get a long like they do at Stormont

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# See here:
b3ta.com/board/9264391

I can just about deal with Marzipan, but together they can get fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I've said it before, I'll say it again
Arse Cake of the Devil. The Marzipan permeates through all that once lovely sponge
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# You have always been my favourite b3tan
Young Archibald!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft... *young*
you can stay
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Well it's all relative isn't it.
You are young compared to grandads like Pasa and Stan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Arf :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# 'Arse Cake of the Devil'
I'm going to have to find some way of working this phrase into my up-coming meeting.

Superb, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# i like it
but after 1 slice, i want to throw up. its too sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Change that tone,
otherwise I'll send mourinho round to punch you in the face
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!
But seriously, what is the fucking point of it?

If you want Sponge, have sponge. If you want marzipan, have marzipan! Don't mix the two!

It would be like going to the Kebab shop and asking for a half pounder but having one burger meaty and the other one vegetarian. It is just wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# No, its like going to a kebab shop
and having a burger and a kebab, you dont know which one you want, so you have both.
As they are both most awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I think you're misunderstanding the concept
of adding ingredients together to make something better than the sum of it's parts. Sponge is dull, marzipan to too sweet... add them together! magic happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I disagree.
I only ever eat one ingredient at a time.

Last night, I had a cake. However, I ate it over the space of an hour or two as I had a bowl of flour, then a bowl of caster sugar, then a couple of eggs, a chunk of butter and then some icing sugar. I washed it all down at the end with a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I would like to see you eat a bowl of flour on its own
Without any water
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I shall do it at the London Bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Shame I shall not be there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# exactly.
teabags taste very dry and crunchy on their own, and hot water is just boring. Add them together, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# well I'd eat it :D
wooooooo for battenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# NO....!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# twelvety for me
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# mmmmmmm greasicles!
LETTUCE? IN MY BATTENBURGER??? I doh fink soh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *considers*
...what the hell,you only live once NYOMS
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# deep batten freiburger?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# yes!
a quarter pound battenburger with cheese, please.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# with extra onion and pickle?
and bacon?

well it is your b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# yes, and yes.
...but to avoid your veggie wrath, I'll skip the bacon. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED ON YOUR B3TA DAY
you are EVIL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# But it isn't over yet...
wait and see!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# fair enough
click your candle if you don't know what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Oh Christ...
I never knew it did that. How depressing! I've got a shit b3taday. Wah!

Edit: Macca seeems happy enough, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# HA!
Battenburg is always win! :D

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha!
knitted hattenburg!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# And a snack when hungry!
Tho seagulls may be a problem...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Ha ha! It gets everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Liquorice Allsorts: The prime abomination of the confectionery world
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# You sir, are a man of unimpeachable taste!
However, the knobbly things can stay!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# what IS liquorice? other than a compressed form of satans faeces?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# It's man's confectionery. You two ladies stick to your fondant fancies.
*mainlines Pontefract cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# diablofeco - nice ring to it
proper liquorice is lovely. and the only sweet the kids dont nick in the house
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# It is a cure for asthma
according to The Goat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# cream, do indeed, rock!
one of the best 3 pieces EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# deep fried battenburger, dunked in my tea :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I have a smashing idea involving said cake
But it may not come to fruition for a good month or so
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# fermented battenburg?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nope, check back when I get my final installment of student loan :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# :)
I didn't think it would be... was just riffing on you taking a month to get it going... I was implying that perhaps you were keeping battenburg in a vat with yeast, water and sugar and seeing what happened.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# and mercury... Don't forget the mercury
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# and aspartame!!!!!!!11111
also, in case you missed it, I had another quick go at deesian art while I was lunching
www.b3ta.com/board/9263731
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# oh my, that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I would at least attempt to drink battenberg flavoured beverage
I think it would be sickly after a mouthful tho.

(I did get what you meant though)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I would like to think it would be chequered liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Oh my, that would be amazing
But probably quite hard to implement.

They can do shots of different layers, but maybe not with a vertical seperation, maybe some sort of partition in the glass may be needed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# McEvil Incarnate
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# mmmmmmm
I want one NOW

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# We were going to cook a meat and chicken pie in the shape of battenburg.
Until we found out that no one would eat it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# ich bin battenburger!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# awesome as usual
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# fiiiiiirrrreeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'd love to drive one of these somewhere
then maybe fire a few rockets at some twat

that'd be fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Yay!
It's OK for cats, they always land on their feets!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# that's
quite a salvo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Weeeeeeee!!!

This was a bitch to optimise!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# thats making me dizzy....
but woo! top notch work!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# all teh aces
*click*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ace ace ace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I just
choked on my flippin' cornflakes! ...to ifnity and somewhereelse! ...dah dah daaaah!

9.5/10
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# wow!
*stares at for too long*

*hurls*

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# yay!
he's a dapper little chap...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# look out below!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hehehe!
Or maybe that's his 'solid fuel'?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# clingons
on the starboard bow!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Oh hell yeah, that's awesome! *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# this determined we rascal is going to have his adventure no matter what
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I take it these flying animal entries
are a protest to the shit font comp?

woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Yeeeeeeh,
Well TBH, I'm just enjoying making these a lot more...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# brilliant
in other news - I kissed a girl and she liked it, the thing was, she wasne awake yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# then whats the problem???
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# he's ran out of generic rhohypnol
and she's nearing conciousness
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ask her is that rag smells of chloroform
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ask her coherentings of the english .
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
#
rag bellybutton
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I'm just not sure how long the relations ship will last
one day she may wake up...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# oooh
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Woo!
*Vomits*

*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# God speed little one!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# er.....
*vomits*

lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# * Gets giddy...
Wooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *Gets Wobbly
*replies to Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
#

_/\_
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Ooh! Thas clever! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Holy Moly!
outstanding, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Y Fank U!
It was fun to do! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I am so sorry....
But some of you is so down on fonts..I'm gonna get my man
Johannes to break it down for ya...




please don't put me on ignore....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *Gazes In Awe*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# This is about the best thing I have ever seen
with my two eyes
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Wow.
Just... Wow!

MotherFunking WINNER right there!

Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# *headbutts screen instinctively*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Ha!
*mops ginger beer*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# pft
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Why am I looking at an unshopped picture of Vanessa Feltz?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Because you love her and want to lick her forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Oh God, NOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# holy fuck I shouldn't have asked
*licks*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# That's just wrong
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
wrong

lush
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# WTF?
CHRIST
(Otter as serious as cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# This is genius!
If you were a lady horse I'd marry you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Fucking epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I've clicked "I like this!" AND "Ignore" just to be sure :)
(only joking...but about which one!!?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# that is EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Wow
Winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Put you on ignore?
Nothing Captain loves more than massive wiggers. Hooray for you, chuts, and hooray for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# O_O
A
M
A
Z
I
N
G

*drops it like it's hot*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# put you on ignore?
I'm hoping that one day the whole board will just be you... and I can sit and watch what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# :D
*plots*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I think I might set up a second accoutn
and put everyone else on ignore... then see what that looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# fucking hell
this is the winner. close the competition Fraser!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking awesome, some top quality rhyming there!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i wonder
is this a film strip so i can load in my old camera?

it fab and wins today's click
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Wicked
..oooompfff wickid wickid ..booom booom, wickid wickid, booom boooompfh wickid wickid ...booo shaka ya innit, down with the hithtorics in da hoods brutha shaaa mon.
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
AWESOME

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# one day I'll get one of these
*plots to 'shop*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I love this little star
his mouth is wide open and his eyes are full of anticipation

of having gallons of the gel poured upon him

bless you little star!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# that reminds me
i must put the gel chappy on the soap machines before i get slung out of this office
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ha ha!
Photos if you do or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# as soon as i can get at the colour printer and some stickers
.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# 10/10 for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Might as well
give up and go home.
*cliick!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Hoooohhhhlleeey fuck.
*falls down*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Longer!
Make it longer!

* My scroll finger is now fucked - Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# You are the win
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Good Lord!
Just popped in for a moment to find this wonderment - it must win!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
completely special. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# this
is the best thing I have ever seen on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# The last two words
are redundant.
(stalinism, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Jesus Christ, this wins every competition ever.
You're a genius and I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# this wins everything ever
Ker-liiiick!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Shitting Jebus!
This is genius!
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hell yes!!
Ignore? Sack that, I've put you on 'Salute'! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# this
is
awesome


a thousand clicks i bestowe upon thee!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Clicks like mad!
That's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# And that ends this weeks comp!
Amazing, so so funny. Very well done :D
WoO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# That...
...is
...just
.......words
...fail
...me

Holy crudsticks, that's immensely brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# tha-ga... I... you... isztga... flaba....
I'm buyin you a pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Consider my mike well and truly busted.
Boo, er... yakawotsit.
Proper lovely, and the tallest picture of the year too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# woo to the yay
with a panowie to boot.

That was great!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Oh my word
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# this is what B3ta is for
Although there are many fine entries in this compo, to vote for any other when there's only one vote I can give this would be unfair.
Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# oh jesus shite
that's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived)
#
fuck.
talent.
Claps.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
That's impressive.

*feverish clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Fuck me.
That is brilliant.
(helmsdeep, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Fuck me
but that's just fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# win
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin

win

(winwin)
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# :-D
Truly awesome
(povey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Fuckin' A Man!
...forget the alternate entries. This is da bomb.
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Bloody Superb Old Chap
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# bloody 'ell
this is almost too good!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# This post is a cure for depression.
Most defintely :D

I love you man!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# That is so
So, so good. Gave me a mong grin by the end of it.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Your rhyming scheme is whack
and your words don't scan. Whoever told you you could bus a rhyme, blud?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Fucking Nora, that's good!
How long did that take?
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty.,
Excellent, truly excellent.

I particularly like the idea of Luther droppin' Bishops like pounds of Bacon.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# THIS IS FABULOUS
Ghutto-fabulous
I think it's a shame that it's received so little attention, but hope the fact that I have noticed its quality is some small compensation for this.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Wunderbar!
(munzor in the jungle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# oh.. my
this gets mad clicks boyeee
(blackkatt82 likes cheese!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# fuck yes.
fuuuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Fancy finding you here...
Fuckin' epic m8. I thought it was never going to end.

...Untill 21 dec 2012...

(Red Fletcher, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Just when my attention starts to wane...
...b3ta throws you one of these.

The Highest Accolade I Can Bestow:
The Ultimate WOO
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Freaking....
...awesome! Well done on the lanky trip, hooome-bwoy.
(griffin147, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Dope biznizz
I loved that shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# it just doesn't get much better than this!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Fucking clicking this
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I just wanted to put the 70th reply.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I love this
like Helvetica
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# This is the best thing.
It makes quite an Impact.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# blimey
sterling job :)
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# lol fuck lol
deserving of fp
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)
# You da man there Magical Chutney
this is bangin' which is why I is clickin' like a bitchin'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# yes. yes yes yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# seems I'm a bit late to the party again


(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Absolutely marvellous.
One of the best things I've seen on b3ta!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Oh good christ yes
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# this wins.
superb stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Jesus Assraping Buddha!
I cannot find the right superlatives to express how unbelievably fucking brilliant this is.
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived)
# great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived)
# This is the bestest best thing ever !
Word.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# i never reply to shoops
but fuck this is too good, had me loling at guess who's back.....
(ewe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Excellent
Simply marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I love that like I loove Bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Genius
You da man
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# This is the pinnacle of Western civilization
it's all downhill from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# stick in reverse ! quickly now..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *ita-c-licks*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# just looking at this car causes me to want to go on strike
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
*comes out in sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# are you a London underground driver?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# anything is possible
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# ... on an infinite timeline
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# smeared with monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# INFINITY MONKEYS
keeping the universe tidy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Isn't this a reference to British Leyland strikes
30 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I haven't the foggiest, it doesn't really make a difference
I wasn't referencing them, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Brittish whatwhat?
I think it's best you forget that name and the fact that we used to have one of the largest car manufacturing industries in the world and that we pissed it all away so that now MG is owned by the Chinese...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# by the government "knowing better"TM how industry should work..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# it looks faster
when skewed, although I doubt it can do more than 30
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# it's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy
it'll make .6 past light speed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *kessel runs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *explains using a combination of pipe-cleaners, insides of kitchen rolls and sticky-back plastic*
Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# hmmmmm
I'm not sure I understand everything you've just shown me, but at least I know where babys come from now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Even at light speed, it would take a LOOOOOONG time to get anywhere
the nearest star to Sol is 4 light years. The nearest planet is 10 light years. the nearest habitable planet? who knows, maybe 100-1000 light years?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I'm sure there's a nearer planet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# there's a land of leather
about 25 minutes from here... meet you there?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Yay a font based joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# You'll need your coat,
for when that bag-o-shite car breaks down, and you have to walk home in the rain.

;-)

Nicely, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Just for Happytoast


Its not impossible, its just a matter of thrust to weight!
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# going to be a bit sore
on reentry
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# use the gel
it wont hurt as much
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# MORE BEANS!!!
WE NEED MORE BEANS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# with enough rocket fuel, anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# even
That?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# The support tower has a trunk too!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# haha
Houston we have a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# woo yeah ! baby!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Extraordinary!
This is extraordinarily silly! ..Tsk Tsk! (tusk tusk ..get it lol)

Good one! ;o)
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Come on B3ta, lets make it happen!

eVILegion had the right idea, just the wrong way of getting the point across.
www.b3ta.com/board/9263401
Lets see if we can cause this beauty to come in to creation
and if McVities won't make it perhaps someone here can for the newsletter :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# My missus works for McVities, I shall get her on the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# my missus likes donuts
small world!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Mine doesn't, she does love Vanilla Slices though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oooh, vanilla slice is good
but you can't beat a nice egg custard tart
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# My donut likes mis ...
No that doesn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# my missus
smiles like a donut
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# my missus smells like...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes?
Oooh, interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# i think you're on to a winner there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# My Missus
has a hole like a....



I've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# A Jaffa Cake?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# A Jaffa Cake with a hole? Now there's an idea.
(zombiedeadbloke, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# My misses likes McWorks, I shall get her on the donuts.
(zombiedeadbloke, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# At the very least she can tell them to expect the Email I just sent :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Forward it to me incase it gets cast aside like the ramblings of a nutjob
I'll see it gets to NPD ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I filled in the online form, didn't keep a copy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# That's the nutter filter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# OK.. Once you have finished with her over the case, could you please make sure it is cleaned prior to loading it with more Jaffa Cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# stop being so dammned
good
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ^ This
No fair
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# i've had loads of them
just go find a REAL bakers (not a chain) and you'd be surprised what you can find
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hmm, this post makes me want to consume fresh pastries
from a company that can actually fucking make pastries
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# satherswaits?
or sayers?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I do not know, human
all that exists round here is greggs and peters which is pretty much a localised version of greggs

both suck ass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# get yourself to crosby and taste the joy that is the
satherswaits meat and potato pie :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# where's that?
ahh I have a local butchers

they are vagely competant at making pies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# liverpool
its not all bad :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# it's too far away
and I'd be mostly stolen and stabbed by "scallies" and whatnot for being ethnic.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I shall endeavour to make one
this weekend if I have the time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You utter showoff!
*wants jaffa doughnut*

Maybe they'll be served on set of the Rogue Trooper fanfilm...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# no, me and Proj agreed to only serving iced finger buns coloured blue with white icing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# oh you fecker... I so want that RIGHT NOW DAMMIT.
all I've eaten today were some "organic" blueberries.

Organic food is so overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# If they make them
they ought to give you a lifetime supply for this
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# In ref to your suggested compo
this is in anticipation of next weeks comp

Hint - part of your brain is named after this fish
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hippocampcat
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# close
but no cigar

not that I smoke
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# a hip(po) camp-puss?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Argh!
Pissage!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# teh sea-horse -hippocampus
part of your brain is also named after this as apparently its sea horse shaped. thats how i knew the latin...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hippocampgingertabby
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# puss
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# my cat stove grass is feeling good.
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# this makes me want to sit in a tent with a stove in it
andum

eat animals I guess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# filling in the hole would lead to at least 10% more chocolate-doughnut-orangeyness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# This!
I think I shall make them in the style of a jam doughnut!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ^ Totally this.
I don't even think you can get filled ring donuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# the ring ness keeps it fun
Jaffa Cakes are 27.4% about fun

This is SCIENCE FACT
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# and 33.1%
about biscuityness
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# don't be ridiculous
they're not called Jaffa Biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# haha
sustained.

as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# This is far beyong my jurisdiction.
What happened to those cookie USB things you made by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# lots of people liked the idea (it's spread all over the internets if you do a search)
but no one ever put their money where tehir mouth is and ran with the idea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# bet someone's flogging something like that on alibaba
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I go past the McVities factory every day on the way to wasting 8 hours of my life so maybe I'll shout some abuse at them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# there is a cod!
Jaffa cakes are alright - i dont think theyre as holy as most people on here seem to think though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Mmmm perhaps a compo
to 'pimp' savoury snacks


edit - battenburg with added burger = battenburgerer
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I still want to make
colonelboris' McPie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# hahahaha If you don't draw that I will
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# me? draw
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# YES!
This made me remember I had a white chocolate cookie hidden in the cupboard!

Thanks!

omm nommm nom
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# I have done that is I think this is a good idea (now that we have an image of it)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# See - I got a responce!
www.b3ta.com/board/9267319
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I like the sound of this, but isn't there some issue of freshness
with doughnuts? They go funny if you leave them too long. I expect the science people at McViites will have a solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# But that is the same of all cakes n'est-ce pas?
Storing them in a vacuum sealed pack would be fine wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No, doughnuts are fried on the day they're made, unlike cakes, which are baked of course.
If you leave them they go all soggy and the oil runs out of them. It's not a good thing to witness, or, indeed, accidentally eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah, I guess you are right.
Anywho, I shall be making them soon enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# this is a wonderful idea!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# oh man that would be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Good luck dealing with a completely shite company
However, I think it's an excellent product idea (no surprise there then!).
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# WTF?
I made a mention in the newsletter? I'd like to thank Happytoast for making this happen.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Thundertortoises are go!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# arf! am i missing something? is this some kind of rebellion against the latest comp?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# So what's the rebel idea?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ignore the compo and make rocket aminals...
...




...


yep
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# there's two
that one down there and I think otters vs giraffes was also said by drbroon.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9261642
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# no!
thundertortoise just happens to be my favouritest font


*stomps off in huff*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
I think at this time we should remember our fallen rocket heroes. Those who tried but never survived


(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# MMMMMMUUUUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGG!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# EPIC FART
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hehehe
his face be ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is he off to rape a shoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# yay! he's my new favourite.
woo!
(sludgebucket, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Can I get a Neeeeews Maaaash?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahaha brilliant :-)
the news came on the radio before, stating that "the number of teenagers being admitted to hospital with stab wounds has fallen by 8%"

couldn't help but think that's because they're already dead by then
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I wanna know how many of them
self inflicted via a kitchen accident.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# knife-dildo?
*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I must know
more about the sand martin story.

grrreat by the way
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# It's a depressing tale really
so many little baby sand martins dead
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# when will the bird world
understand that cum is not a toy
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# lol
science and magic
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha
I missed these, you genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] pea.

skug
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# kitten rocket earth?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# space pussy.
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# phwoar etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I think that's about the only place you could be not to know that people don't like peas in existing threads.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I know...I know
but it's from at least 4-5 years ago. Accept my humble apology.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ignore him
miserable bastard
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoosh! Have a peapie
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
#
viz zeez space pie shipz yu are truley spoiling uz!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# woooo!
steakandkidneytastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha, acers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hehehe fucking sweet
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# pussy in space!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# so it's pearost time, is it?
Space kittens!

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Woo! Any excuse to drag this Pea out
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# HaHaHa!
This is ace!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Elementary
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# gets
my click!
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# WOO! to this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# That's a Yay for top punnage
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Alwight


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# haha brilliant!
and finally one i understand, /click!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I don't get it.
Does this mean you don't love me anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# the dude is hitting a key on the top, middle or bottom
it was only ever lust
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Nobody loves you Sam!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Oh :( Okay, Michael.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I am sorry I had to break the news to you
in public. It just had to be said.

LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# say LOL again mutha fucka, i dare you, i double dare you
LOL aint no country i ever heard of, they speak english in LOL?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ROFL!











lol
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# why i oughtta etc
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# what is a hot spot not?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Not a good spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# WooWooWooWooWooWoo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# a non volcanic place
Hotspot
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Grand stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# excellent stuff
as always.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick pearoast...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ahahahahah!!
that's brilliantly wrong :D

also.. why has an image of mine that was on the popular page *placed between the great architect and maximinimus* disappeared from there :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Because it was an obscenity, an affront to God Himself
And inverted might unravel the fabric of space/time.

What was the image, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# it was all of them and more
www.b3ta.com/board/9260615

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# i'm guessing the entries below yours have moved up in the "i like this" ranking, i'm assuming that's how it works
if it's not that then someone with more knowledge about the subject should be able to help, let's lurk
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# they're listed in chronological order
but there is probably maths involved some where.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# pah, bloody science
bring back god
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I know why!
It is because everyone apart from you has a new button that says "I hate arrangedletters" and we all clicked it on that image! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# yeah
probably true.

*fills bath puts radio next to it.*

*waits till white rabbit peaks*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# something else just became more popular
That happens sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# confuses moi.
always figured if it's on there it's on there till it disappears off the bottom of the page.

as it was third down it the last time I looked.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Oh dear...
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah - moon cups
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Looks like the kind of shite
BBC Three would commission to be down with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# that'll teach him
THAT WILL TEACH THEM ALLLLLLLLL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


Didnt post this in the Wii challenge. I'll just squeeze it in here if yee don't mind
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# you're very kind
;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Everyone is lame. This is good. You're all lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Is it just me, or is this image challenge only funny to Typographers?
There's too many obscure font names for it to be lol worthy.
What's next week's challenge, Make images depicting the latin names of fish?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# That would just be taking the piscis
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I doubt many typographers would even be amused
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Sadly
I am enjoying this image :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# what is it?
Zapf bell bat shop?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Zapf Dingbats
One of those symbol fonts, where (supposedly) if you type in 911 you get a towerblock and two planes...or some such sh!t.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Zapf Dingbats
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# oh I don't know....


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I liked this before
and I like it now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Better than mine...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# That rabbit is overheating and annoyed
It's become a hot, cross bun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# it's just you!
either way, good compos need to implore a bit of wit, not just stick a font on a picture or even stick and animal on a rocket...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# mmmmm
Ctenopharyngodon idella - struggling here
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# That'd be cracking!
Aurelia aurita...hmm owls with Rita...
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# verily mr toast
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *clicks furiously*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Hmm, what's the etymology of dingbat?
..."some kind of alcoholic drink," ... used at various periods for "money," "a professional tramp," "a muffin," "a typographical ornament," "male genitalia," "a Chinese," "an Italian," "a woman who is neither your sister nor your mother," and "a foolish person in authority."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# dunbin
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# nibnud
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# By me probably
This pic is pretty old but I accidentally clicked post instead of copying/pasting into a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# may have already been attempted this very morn.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# This is a repost from about 3 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I meant nothing by it, sir
I was avoiding the term bindun, and tried to use something more convivial, and indeed less negative.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# You're just too convivial for your own good, you are... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I do try :(
But, as is the way with these things, It oft goes awry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# uh oh
bring on the elephants
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# oh dear..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Heeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Those bloody crabs!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# What bloody crabs?
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# hehehehehhe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Crab approves of his airborne bretheren.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# No woman (or dog), no cry

How many terrible paintings of Bob Marley are there on the internet? Lots.
Visit my piss-poor blog here for a much bigger version.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Shit book
Will be a shit fillum.

But I like your 'shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I noticed that after this book came out
there was a sudden rush of books about dogs.

Almost as many now as the 'Daddy, no!' books.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Does no-one actually write good books anymore?
Or has the entire purpose of literature just passed people by in favour of telling a story with almost no meaning or relevence to humanity?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# DB Shan - Procession Of The Dead
Very good indeed.
Odd, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I'm sure some people write good books
I am rather fond of David Hewson, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The 'Sacred Cut' David Hewson?
I have an audio thingy of that, not listened to it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# A bit last year but
I have just finished "the white tiger" and it was fantastic.
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Aye,
Anne Tyler.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I want to read "The Wives Of Bath" by Wendy Holden
"A tale of yummy mummies with flat brown tummies".

Sounds challenging.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Marion Fucking Keyes, All those fucking Shopaholic books,
basically all the Random House and Harper Collins pre-digested bullshit shit-lit garbage. And they ALL HAVE FUCKING PASTEL COLOUR COVERS!!!!

BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes a breath*

....and rest, now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# No - don't - don't rest - feel the burn.
FEEL THE HATE.

These people and their audiences need to be destroyed.

Honestly - all this "equality" BULLSHIT! If you read The Wives Of Bath by Wendy Holden you need to be shot! End of story. Did you vote in the X-Factor? BANG. Think that Clodplay are reeelly good? Bababababababam. Went to see New In Town at the FUCKING CINEMA?!?!?! DIE DIE DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I am so VERY with you on this.
and add in Daily Mail readers, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Oh I took this as given.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# It ought to be.
That ^^ was the closest to a primal scream that I've ever had on the /board, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# It's good to let it all out on the internet to a few close strangers that really don't know you, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *puts Gimp Mask back on*
It is indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# The term 'yummy mummy'
just provokes images of Heston Blumenthal cooking something dried and brown in parchment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Didn't he already get into trouble for doing that?....
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Fuck off is it, its a good book
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Pappy and sentimental, self-congratulatory rubbish.
It's smugger than Ronnie Corbett after he discovered the keys to the catflap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# arf
nicely done as always sir.


Cranes?

Why DO you bother?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Hello there!
What's with the name change freebs? You going schizoid on us or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Going?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# it was for this gag
www.b3ta.com/board/9263660
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *thumbs nose at 'Mr Insta'*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
That's a lovely micro-cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Film isnt great, not enough focus on the dog, too much on owen wilsons shit accent
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
accent acting
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# bob marley is a man who's image has become synonymous with getting stoned
my goal is to make my image synonymous with mainlining adrenaline.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

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