this is /talk isn't it?have I come to the wrong place?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:25,
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The rights and wrongs of BBC links(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:30,
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I'm following you on twitter, get to tweeting(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:36,
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Oh yeh, I got an email earlierI'm not sure why I have twitter - I rarely use it. I may start using it more now that you are on...
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:37,
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Get a fucking roomyou two
P3N15!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:39,
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O..M..GFILTH!
could i have pictures please?
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:45,
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It's a BBC link.That's all I've got.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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nothing unless you are currently suffering.I wouldn't need to declare a broken arm 3 years ago, so I wouldn't need to declare previous depression.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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Nah, not necessarilyAlcoholism, for example, needs declaring for two years after you stop drinking.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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I told mine about my rape lust and impotence.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:24,
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It's an imaginary story so you can imagine it ending in any way you want it to.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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That's what he said too.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:26,
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actually, it was me you said it to.that's how i know.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:28,
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In that case,I can only apologise again for trying to rape you.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:29,
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I told my employer that I was an alciewhen I applied for a job. They put me on bank work. A year later I got a proper job with them and didn't bother, given how much they fucked me about the first time round.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:43,
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I have a thunderstorm going on overheadAnd I'm curing my nervousness by putting lit cigarettes out on my tongue. It's am unusual habit and not recommended.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:47,
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so wqhat do you consider alcienot in official terms but for you?
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Wait, the council lost!I'm not sure I agree with that.
The council are already legally bound not to discriminate against her, so if they knew they would have had the opportunity to offer help and support.
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CowJam, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:49,
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I just preheated the oven to 200 degrees celcius!Get the fuck in!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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SMASH THE FUCKING MONOPOLY BOARD. WE HAVE A NEW RULER OF ALL OUR STREETS!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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I'm going to watch the football.We're winning!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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I fisted the sky and made it angry(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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I would have thought a little action would have made it happy.who knew?!
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I will know for the futureFisting is a no no
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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you can fit a whole vauxhall up him/her...with Astraglide.(
Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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*shivers*(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:20,
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No! Mancienne!What have you DONE!
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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lolololb3ta.com/links/328595
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:05,
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Sweet idea!That's inspired me to lay down some banging Mugabeats
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:16,
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Gonna put anything in it?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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Always with the doubt!Don't bring the man down in his hour of need.
I have faith in you, Baldmonkey. I know you can do it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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He can't.He's just gonna preheat it then let it cool down. It's an oven test.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Power!What are you going to put in it?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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Fuck all.I just hate the planet.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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lol how do you find Will Smith in the snow lollol just look up and you'll see him because he's black lolololol
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:35,
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There's nothing funny about being black.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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Would it be racist to start a band of green and white minstrels?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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The Leprachauns would throw a fit.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Green and black minstrels and use an old gamboy to make all the music.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Add a bit of Orange and the Ompa Loompas would have a field day.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39,
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nahorange and green is tic tacs, not minstrels
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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I reckon there should be all different coloured minstrels,and they could have a national championship league.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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smarties you mean?i'm not sure they have a national championship league though
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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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More black people need to white up and act like narrow minded cunts(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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now I don't know about that,that sounds a bit racist.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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To know that something's racist, you have to be a bit racist yourself,Racist.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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hang on,that means everybody's racist except for racists.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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Correction.apart from racists who don't realise they're being racist.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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Ok ok ok, pink up then.I think it's racist that 'flesh' coloured is 'white'. Do Chinese or Africans not have flesh!?!? FUCKING WHITE CUNTS!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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it is, actually.that's a very good point.
It's more like a sort of beige, anyway. Not that near luminous orange colour we used to use in primary school.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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You say that but at alton towers I saw a girl who was exactly that colour.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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they paint themselves that way,because that's what they teach is normal at primary school.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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I'm colourblind and coloured in people yellow :((
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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You were ahead of your time.Matt Groening probably stole your idea.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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It happens to us all.I was talking about an idea I had in the pub the other day, no doubt someone or other will be producing it in a few months' time. Although it won't bother me much, because I can't even remember what the idea was now.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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I just finished the outline of my presentation!Get out!
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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E FUCKING LECTRIC(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:43,
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Have we done this lolarious BBC link yet?news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8100953.stm
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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Edinburgh, eh....*awaits Mykey gags*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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You know,a quick lightning flash might be just the right amount of cooking a cow needs.
*grabs knife and fork*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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Ladies and GentlemenGrab your forks, knives and serviettes, and let us alight to the land of the scots for a slap up meal of singed cow!
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Oh no! The football!What a disaster!
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:51,
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It's not a disaster if you're still drawing.I'll admit to never having heard of Mancienne though
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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Ironylolwww.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5371581,00.html
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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lol now he'll be suspended for the next game and probably won't feature in any after that!He plays for Chelsea though, so he's obviously a prick.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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hang on a minuteThe space time continuum has been disrupted!
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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Egyptian man's pain sensors in arm are linked to his face JMG!It's a fraud of Rivaldo-esque proportions!
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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Half now and half when you get home?(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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I'm in Newcastle in about a month and a week.FIGHTING.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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I'll not be as easily taken this time my buddy.I've been working on my SURPRISE HEADLOCK!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:55,
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Take a long poo to finish off the day.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47,
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15 minutes til hometime?I'm still in my dressing gown.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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No.It's clean. Why would it be smeared in poop?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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I don't knowsomething about how I opened my thread :(
hello MoT are you well?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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I'm ok. Eating my way through all the food my housemates left when they moved outhow are you gmos?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:53,
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pretty good...looking forward to kendo tonight!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54,
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Ken some dos for me gmos,ken them good
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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Mine went to www.fuckoff.com :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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Oh, ok then, fair enough.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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Sometimes wolves get so angry with JMG they howl the words 'CANNEY MAN' at the moon(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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I can't spell CANNY!I BLAME YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47,
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OH MY GODI hate it when that happens, especially as I'd made an excellently witty post.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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you shouldn't lie about thatsomeone will be able to recall the post to prove you wrong
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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he got what he wanted then deleted the thread and fucked offhow rude
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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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hanging is too good for hima good kick up the arse is what is needed.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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Oh, ok, that's not very nice.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47,
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To be fair, it's what I'd do.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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More comedy from the BBCnews.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/motorbikes/8099343.stm
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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Yeah I saw thatwhat a muppet.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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but he CLEARLY obtained a head injury and was 100% innocent(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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*plays "I Got You Babe"**warns you to wrap up warm because it's "Cooooold outside!"*
*tries to chat up the new producer*
*thinks the camera man's an idiot*
*makes an ice sculpture*
*shags some unknown woman*
*kills self several times*
*throws cards into a hat*
*wins*
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:47,
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story of my life......hold on it's happening again!!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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+ knows all the answers to Jeopardy(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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Ah yes... of course...*feels silly*
*silly leaves*
*I'm the reason there are only 7 dwarves*
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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i've already forgotten what the thread was about.it must have been of earth-shattering importance
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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If a dog could suddenly talk, what would be the first word it would say?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:52,
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He would probably complain that 90s children show Woof is no longer on TV.(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
I now think all dogs have got Eddie Murphy's accent :{D](
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:59,
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YAY! :DI would reply "RRAAAAY RI RUV ROOROOOOOOOO!!"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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Antidisenstablishtairisim.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14,
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lol dog's are silly! they can't spell...oh....sorry gonz;P
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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Oh MAN !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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It would probably say it correctly though. Dogs are right smart.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:19,
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"Anthropomorphisation!"That would be an epic win first word for a dog to say.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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But what if its name is Barry?Dogs can't say the letter B!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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that's because they can't talk!I'd kind of got the idea that by "could suddenly talk" you'd meant "could suddenly pronounce human phonemes".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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Japanese can talk and they can't say Ls(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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ok maybe Japanese dogs wouldn't be able to say L's either,if they could suddenly talk, but then they wouldn't have a name with an L in it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34,
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You're putting to much logic and thought into it as usual MGT...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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RAUSSAGES!(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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PlagiarismThought the b3tans might like to destroy this prick twitter.com/FunnyJoker , he's been tweeting sickipedia jokes as his own work for months, he's now set up his own website tweetjoker.com/
Attack!! Attack!!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)
His Twitter is where Sickipedia gets all the jokes from.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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Yeah, the sickipedia reprints other people's jokesso it's not like he's doing something new.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29,
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I'm sure I'll get over it...also... sickipedia is web 2.0 which means they are other people's jokes
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I don't think sickipedia is that funnyI don't like twitter
what should I do?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29,
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Judo chop the nearest communist.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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hmm is it worth me putting my new bit of gold armour on?(
GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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You have to look spiffing while you take on communism,so I say go for it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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tell us all about it in less that 140 characters...or something...
I don't see the appeal in twitter either
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does that mean we're friends now and we can drink pints and stuff?(
GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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What's your username on it?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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I think Double R's name on it is DogsCock(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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I have never been on the twitter site.I'm proud*
*should i be?
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BindiBaji, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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I've clicked a few links which have taken me therebut I've never taken in any information, I've just stared blankly at it.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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Oh, I do the same with facebook.Occasionally it's good for b-day/meet ups.
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BindiBaji, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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That's two negatives so it means you're HIV positive.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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Do you know what a "wiki" is you moron?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29,
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oh this is the worst thing ever to happen in the world(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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I bet the people in the offices of the twin towers, looked out their windows to the oncoming planes and thought,"At least they're not plagiarising."
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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what, that was a total rip off(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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How do I attack? What do I do? Who are you? Who's he? What's going on?OH I'M SO CONFUSED
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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"HOLY SMOKES!""Come on Robin, to the GiveAFuckMobile!"
Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
GIVEAFUCKMAN!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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You missed the transition sound(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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YOU'RE RIGHT! I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT THIS!Tralalalalalaaaa
/GiveAFuckMan
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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Yes, because all of the jokes on sickipedia have been made up from scratch by the people who posted them.Also, he doesn't appear to be claiming that any of the jokes are his own.
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FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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They must have come from somewhere originally...
or HAVE THEY!?!??
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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Oh, ok then, fair enough.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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SCH-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG AH(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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au'righ' guv?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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Hmmm, why does my AV scream 'trojan' when trying to open that?(
Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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It's reminding you to use contraception(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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pro-hably a false alarmtis not avg by any chance is it?
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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JMG!What are NOW the hot JMG topics?!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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Oh you confirmed that did you?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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OH EM GEEAre you going to CHB's bash?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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ooh, be careful, you'll get fat and spotty!(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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Brazil 3 - 1 Egypt(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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3 - 2(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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3-3WHAT THE FUCK
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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No.Idiot.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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England cricket, England football.A good night of Sport.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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Under 21s doesn't count(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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It's still good enough.Come on!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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I'll be watching Italy - USA(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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What do you think of the chances for England Tennis over the next few weeks?(
SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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But Scotland won the Queens ChampionshipSurely that accounts for something.
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SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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universal what the fuck there(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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You are going to employ Michael Owen personally to act as JMG embassador to b4shs(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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I didn't get the brochure.Nor did Sunderland.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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JMG's shiny head is actually a thin layer of old bacon he's draped over his hairHe actually has a full head of hair, but thinks the bald look improves his virility with the ladies.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:03,
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Is Gordon Ramsay JMG's love child?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:03,
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Discussing with myself whether to buy a new amplifier.so yeah img7.imageshack.us/img7/7948/firmhandshake.jpg
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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Buy itYou can never have too many amps. I know these things.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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My Marshall amp is buggered. And sounds a bit pants.I want a Vox valve amp.
Yep, I'm buying one.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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Do it!I had a JCM2000 TSL122. Twas sexy.
Edit: valve FTW.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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Classic amp, that.I'm just after a relatively cheap Vox, they sound brill and I've always wanted one.
Anything you would recommend? I'd love a JCM2000 but I can't afford that.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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Vox are greatI really liked a couple of the smaller Orange valve amps I playedabout with in my local music shop a couple of months ago too. I cant remember the model numbers off the top of my head.
The JCM2000 was amazing but huge, and too loud to play at home. I also needed money for rent. I sold it for a fucking song too.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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I don't like Voxs.Get a nice Marshall 100w JCM2000 Triple Super Lead, we've got two and my lead guitarist just bought a nice Marshall EL34 100/100 Power Amp, Voodoo system, and effects replicator, meaning any sound from any amp ever can be made, sounds sick :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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Again I'd love one, but they're not cheapI'm on a budget of £300-400 at the most
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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mine's going for £300(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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Good price, get it advertised.Too big for me, I have to cart it round to and fro.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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JCM2000 was an amazing amp.Too loud for practicing mind
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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We cart them down the studio every week with out 2x 4x12 1960a cabs >:DMan, I go so deaf but need the gear for festivals and outdoors gigs.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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Nice!I used my Marshall for gigging, I also got given a 70's 4x12 Marshall cab too. I just didn't have space for it all when I stopped gigging.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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Ooooooo nice!Would love an old Marshall 4x12 with Greenbacks in it but they are impossible to track down, no one wants to get rid of them and rightly so :S
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Fucking hate Marshall.Get summat Orange.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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Marshall bore the tits off me.They're cats eyes.
I know, I know. I know nothing, I'm a woman, get the fuck off the stage, what's she doing there yadda yadda yadda.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Personnal opinon and all that ;)I think they are so versatile compared to any other, that's why I like them :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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They're middle of the road for me.The only Marshalls I've ever owned have been free.
Alright, penis owners, I'm wrong. Whatever.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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Not wrong, just opinons as what you said babe :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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:DI think I'm just drawn to other companies- I play a spector bass through a Hartke amp.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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I think so tooMy Marshall coped really well with everything from soft creamy blues sounds to balls out rawk overdrive.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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I had a Marshall MG30DFX.:(
It broke so I got it fixed, and it immediately broke again
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Orange are the shittest of the shit.and I know what shit is.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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Opinions on the internet, eh?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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Orange are fucking great amps, but the gain gets too muffled for our style.great for the britrock sound though.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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:P that's not exactly my favourite sound for an amp to make.I understand they're great at some things, but for me. shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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So for YOU, they're shit.However I'm bored of the thrashy treble-up-your-arse sound. I prefer to mix things up a bit, certainly with the style we play we have scope to do some.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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yeah.You don't have to add that to opinions, as it's quite obvious it was one.
and to your edit:
I don't like that sound so much any more. If I could afford a Mesa Boogie dual rec I'd get one, but as such the marshall I've got is pretty much the most versatile one.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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there's a difference between shit in generaland shit for some things. Fuck sake, never mind.
I'd not buy Mesa, they're far too expensive for what they are, IMO. Poseramps, we used to call them when the mister's ex guitarist had one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:29,
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The Mr plays through one.The old one with the signature on it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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I like him.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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Guitar amplifier?Buy mine.
ITS AWESOME BUT I DON'T WANT IT.
It's too big
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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Marshall AVT150h with AVT412A cab(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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Nice!I'm still kicking myself for selling my Marshall.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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you can buy mine if you want :D(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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You can buy it on credit at only 3000% APR(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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I'm moving to my parents for a month while I wait for my results (so I can accept offers I've got etc)so need to downsize everything :(
I want to replace the half stack with a Line6 Spider or somesuch
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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A guitar amp, yes.If it's too big for you, then it's probably too big for me, I'm short on space to be honest.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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I only have one room to live in at the moment,it's not big big.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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My eye is itchy.More news at 6.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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Get some eye drops(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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it's hayfeverI'll just gouge the offending eye out.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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I get hayfeverAnd have some antihistamine eye drops when my eyes feel like they need to be ripped out
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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I can't wait two hours!(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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SPECIAL NEWS BULLETINI can feel a sneeze coming on.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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did somebody probe your broab?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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I'm thinking of going for a pint.*reinforces stereotype*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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I'm eating an apple(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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EVEIt's your fault we're not in Eden anymore.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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What did he put a forbidden tree in there for anyway?Shits and giggles?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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I've just made the dough for a naan bread.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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so i just watched the new star trek and thought it was bags of funwhich other movie should i download? what do you recommend?
also that music search link below is the best thing since those sausages in baked beans
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If you liked Star Trek, you'll love Braindead(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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I hear Total Recall is pretty good too(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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There's a cracking Spanish low budget sci-fi film called Timecrimes that I watched the other week.That was excellent - a little indie horror film called The Signal was really good as well.
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FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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I downloaded Timecrimes on your recommendation, still haven't sat down to it thoughIt does look the dog's shoulders though, from the trailer at least.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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I didn't think much of the ending of The Mist, but the film itself was excellent.(
FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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yeah you could kinda see it comingbut funny in a sick kind of way
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ooh cheershave you seen El Orfanto
fucking awesome. guillerme del torro
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I have, yes.Del Toro only produced it though, I think.
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FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:03,
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yeah thats righthe still knows how to put his mark on things :)
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Howl's Moving Castle(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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''Let off some steam, Bennett.''Possibly the best line ever.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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\o/He should follow it up with a little Last Action Hero.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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Fuck it, I'm gonna watch Commando again.I'm suffering from writers block and Commando can only help.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:03,
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It'd help with cancer if they let it.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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He has invisible bullets that make invisible holes in people(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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See? It's all good.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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JCVDEveryone watch it.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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I've got that but I haven't watched it,I should watch it this week.
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It depends what you're looking for.If you're looking for a recent kids movie, go for Night At The Museum 2.
If you want light comedy, go for The Boat That Rocked
Horror, go for Drag Me To Hell
Other alternatives include: The Hangover, 12 Rounds
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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I'd recommend Martyrs (yet again)but it broke some people who watched it (myself included). Check out IMDB for details.
I'd also recommend pretty much anything directed by Shane Meadows. LORD, I adore that man.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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My brother and his friend were really disturbed by that filmafter they watched it you could sense the kind of uneasiness in the air
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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Yeah.I made FF, Druid and Druid's Housemate Who Is Adamant He Won't Join B3ta watch it. We all wanted to kill ourselves afterwards. It played on my mind for weeks afterwards.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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I don't condone downloading movies,unless they're near impossible to obtain by legitimate means in this country.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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If you ever venture over the shores to the USDon't ever buy Pork in Beans... It seems that regular baked beans are not easy to come by, but Pork in Beans is... but the pork is just rancid! :-(
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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How odd.I used to like Heinz Pork Sausages in Baked Beans, they were my favourite when I was little.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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I went to a wind farm on Saturday. They had a barbeque and it was nice.That night I played a gig with a band I'd never met before. This I time received no burgers, but several pints.
Did your weekend involve banjos or windmills, and if not, why not?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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banjos, actually(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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no wait it was a lute.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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and I learned that there is a difference between different sizes of squeezeboxbeing called a concertina (smallest), melodion and accordion (biggest). So there.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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I had a nice time, thank you very much(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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that's how it starts...then it's a slippery slope to wearing hemp and not-bothering to shave
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I'm already a dreadful hippy, I'll have you knowI knit my own yoghurt.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Sighing sadly isn't the response you want when people are looking at your crotch, Hubare.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Neither is the look of sheer horrorBut alas, such is life.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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HEY! You were nowhere near my crotch.Or were you...?
*looks under desk*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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I'm quite shortit's entirely possible.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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I can't remember you being that short(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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that was my impression of 7 spangolins btw(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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hahayou bastard :D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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I'm not that tallbut I am massive.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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man I am so fucking short(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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Yes you areI'm sure one of my friends is shorter though. Being short has got to be better than being tall, people don't get all intimidated and stuff.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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no.. like... nah... coz...tell you what... we arange a plc n ill sho u mi crotch n how trim it iz n tht..!
I'm off for a sulk!
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yeah yeah nice try at the edit there ol' helmetdale harvester(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Haha eww(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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Not quite.The biggest is the piano accordian, as opposed to a bichromatic one.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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ooohanother new thing. Thanks!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Don't accordions also have a keyboard as well as buttons?I always thought that was the difference.
Being from the Orange community, I have reason to believe that I am an expert on accordions as well as everything else.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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mobile phones or juice?I'm not an expert, I just didn't know they came in variations.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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I honestly have no ideaI just remember the ones from the marching bands. It's what the word "cacophony" was invented for.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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That would be the piano accordian.It's not just your mob that play them, the travellers do too.
I'm in NO WAY going to draw any conclusions from this.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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I used to go out with a girl who played in one of those bands.Ever since then I have hated accordion music almost as much as I hate bagpipes.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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You see, I like bagpipes and accordians.But I'm going to guess I wouldn't have liked your ex's band.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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I'd say you probably wouldn't too.I didn't much like them either.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Bagpipes?Did she also have pipes coming from her boobies and when you squeezed them she went DDAAADEEEDODDOELELTTITITTITITDDOOOOODDLELELAAADADADEOLEOOO?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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hamy little bro played the devils bellows for years. i love him but what a nob end. img13.imageshack.us/i/accordionfarsidecartoon.gif/
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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heheThe Far Side is fantastic.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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Good call.Ideally it should be a recorder- as there is no sound worse nor more identifiable than someone learning to play the recorder.
I'd say violins except for the fact that they can produce some beautiful music. Them and flutes.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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This thread is not relevant to my interests.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Windmills are for gay homo poofs(
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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I was windmilling my banjo a bit if that helps(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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My weekend involved me being in ItalyAnd I didn't even manage to get a clear shot at the Pontiff.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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not 39?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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So 40?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Yep- last weekThat's why I was on holiday. Decided a trip to southern Italy would be better than just going to my local.
I was right. I had a splendid day out.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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no windmills or banjossimply as there are no windmills closeby and I do not play the banjo
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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I live in Hollandevery weekend, all weekend, windmills.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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With clogs and tulips?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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There on the staira little mouse with clogs on.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Clogmouse :D(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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How do they harvest the wind when it's ready?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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It's ripened in the folds of fat people.(
Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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They attract it using an area of low pressure, and then they pounce, wrapping it in muslin.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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How many of them rejected your amorous advances?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Why would anyone pretend to be off the internet?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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I drove past a wind farm,I heard a banjo on the radio.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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It didn't have any of those thingsThis weekend was rubbish on the banjmill front
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Did you have your happy hour?Boozes were €3.80 where I was.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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I did not! We got there too latePints were back to 6€ for Erdinger. Still cheaper than most places. And we got to watch an American lass scream at her boyfriend for a good half an hour. Good times.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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You seem to have low entertainment expectations.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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I'm easily pleasedA good row is always nice for a gander
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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*does his world famous windmill impression*(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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*has someone's eye out with that thing*(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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*gets magnifying glass out*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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*slaps you across the face with it to stop you laughing*
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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blimeythat's from a long time ago.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Yeah, I remember you talking about that spam message but forgot how long ago it was.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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I heard about that back when I was in the world.*nods*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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No.It involved playing Rock Band, getting drunk and encouraging my niece to say swear words.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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I suppose that's better than getting your niece drunk with a sweary rock band.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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My weekend - On my weekend I spent it with my auntie tara. She kept drinking lots of cans of drink and playing a guitar game that she kept losing. She also taught me to say, "Jaaaa, gerrrowtafit ja fecking little bastid, DYAAAA the fecking game keep fecking cheeching I got the fecking notes you gobshite ja dooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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I like the little baby winds, they're so adorable.My win was awesome, even if Phsyco Chomp came onto me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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I hear he tries it on with EVERYONE.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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you've only got yourself to blame, you lothario.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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smiling at them and Ignoring them works 10x more. Women are strange.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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pfftI'd disagree, but that'd be a big fat lie.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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You should tell cr3 to stop doing it now as you're finding it a bit creepy when you're trying to eat dinner together...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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We try to deny itbut the "treat them mean, keep them keen" method really does work quite well.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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I did some pretty mean stuff i.e. standing someone up on Friday, didn't call them or anything, just ignored them. Still got a message on facebook which said"hey what happened? You could have called me, v un-cool.
call me :( x"
If someone did that to me I'd be proper pissed off!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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I was warned off by a mate and she was mental and I didn't even like her.Wasn't doing it on purpose mind. I was just being a silly boy.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:38,
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Is that Psycho Chomp or Psycho_Eyes?I hear she has little taste when it comes to men.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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Who's David Jon Hemming?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Some QOTW'er.I can't think of who their screen name would be, but I thought you two cool kids hang out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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I honestly couldn't give a fuck that some emo wanker has fucked off and died.What couldn't you give a fuck about today?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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this empty feeling in the blackest pits of my soul.(
sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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i couldnt give a fuck if my skin blistered off and my head exploded.(
sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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If my head exploded I think I would still operate with the same level of functionality as I usually do.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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*hugs more to stop head explodey*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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scoop out her brains and wear it on your head(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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YEAHlike a raccoon-skin one but with less tail.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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if you likestripey tails are wintimes!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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Dear binks,I've gone off sex. Should I be concerned?
Yours,
baldmonkey.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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only if your wife can't get it better somewhere else.(
sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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If she can't get it better, either her fanny's healed over or she's dead.I'm shit at sex.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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I'm happy to act as a friendly placeholderyou can have her back when you feel up to it. Because we are Internet Friends.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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YOU are a Good Person.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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I can take or leave them.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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Are you taking your pills still? That usually has a lot to do with it.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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Nothing wrong with being off sex(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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My workI'm only in today then I'm off for TWO WEEKS, motherfucker
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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Fucking sweet.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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NO.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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The environment.Using this PC to read b3ta uses over 400W.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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It's part of my "Whatever MGT doesn't use, I will use double" policy on climate change.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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that's the opposite of not caring.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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I was hoping you'd pick up on the requirement for infinite energy there.I am disappointed in your recent decline in pedant skill.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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I can only say no wonder it's noisy on air cooling.How much does it draw when it's really working hard?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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I haven't measured it when running games. Perhaps I should.It would use much less at idle, if I wasn't running CUDA apps on the GFX card and other distributed computing things. I think the true idle power is around 200W.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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I'm still not sure what "poons" is(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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An emo with tits.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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I'm still not sure what "baldmonkey" is.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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baldmonkey still does not know what baldmonkey is(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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they died?thats terrible, I could do with a drink.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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didn't you suffer from depression too?Another moral victory for me.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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Still do.Still on prozac.
Still wish I was dead.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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pills are rubbish, in my experience,they're just the doctors way of making you go away.
You need to find out what's wrong with your life, and then change it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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Well, I disagree. But you are right, CBT (or whatever works for that individual) is often necessary as well.Or just cheering the fuck up.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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What if it's caused by chronic pain that can't be fixed?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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I meant anti-depressants, silly.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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Ok well if what's wrong with your life can't be fixed,then I guess you just have to make the best out of a bad job. Although I found that anti-depressants didn't even cheer me up, they just stopped me caring.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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That's what they do.They're not "happy pills", as many people assume.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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Yeah,actually I thought that felt worse. I almost completely stopped functioning when I was on them, I'd just sit for hours staring at the wall because I didn't care about anything enough to do anything, and I really couldn't see how my life was ever going to improve like that. If you want to change things, you've got to care about them. When I eventually stopped them, it was like suddenly I could think again!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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*NUT KICK OF AGREEMENT*(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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I studied neurochemistry as part of my degreeI AM RIGHT COZ I WENT TO UNI!
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yeah, how stupid to suggest that actually improving your lifeis a better idea than just numbing the pain.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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How stupid to suggest that depression is purely based on enviromental factors.(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
whats the mix would you saybetween environmental factors and genes as causes of depression?
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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Yes, depressive people should just buck up their ideasHow simple, I don't know how we've missed this simple step for so long.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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You need to remove the cause of the depression,otherwise you'll be on pills forever. I don't know why this idea seems bizarre to anyone.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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You're assuming that all depression is caused by external factors(
Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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I think most of it is,and I reckon it probably is in Baldmonkey's case here, too. You should certainly at least try to find out, GPs seem to think that the pills will magically make you better irrespective of the cause of it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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perhaps sometimes it is?she was referring to her personal experience after all, let's not try to lump all depressives together as if it was like the common cold
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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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60% of the time, it works EVERY time.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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All I'm saying is that yes, for some people sorting their lives out fixes the problem. But for others pills may be the only thing that helpsI'm trying not to lump all depressives together by saying that 'bucking up' will fix all their ills.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Come on, it could be worse!What's to be depressed about?! :-)
:-D
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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I would never say to someone "buck up" or "cheer up",because I know how dismissive and unhelpful that is. I don't want anyone to think I'm suggesting it's easy here, I had a very hard time of it myself.
Probably a lot of depression is caused by something transient, such as a bereavement, and pills just help them through it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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OK I'm sorry, I've got the wrong end of what you were saying thereI do agree that a lot of the time it's situational, it was for me certainly. But I do think the pills helped me personally. I don't think they're magic cures nor that they work for everyone, all I can say is that they helped me sort something out when I needed it.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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They do say psychotherapy works best with the pills as well,what credit I can give them is that they did seem to remove a lot of the anxiety, which probably helps, but psychotherapy did nothing for me either, to be honest. Most people have better luck with that, I hope, I'm just one of the awkward cases it doesn't work on! But maybe it did do some good, in a round-about sort of way.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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The psychotherapy they gave to me ended up with me in hospital for an overdoseSo I'll chalk that one up as a 'failure'. But I got better after that.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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One can only presume it works for some people,otherwise they wouldn't do it. Mine did say it was "a long, slow process," but the way she was going on, it would have taken forever, and I didn't really have forever. Ultimately I came to the conclusion that she wasn't going to be able to fix me and that I'd have to go and do it myself.
It was weird, though. She wouldn't say anything. I'd go in there every week, and she'd just sit there looking at me, and I kept asking her "what do you expect me to say?" and "what am I supposed to say?" and she'd just come back with things like "are you expected to say something?" and "are you supposed to say something?" She was worse than that bloody Eliza program. I tried to start normal conversations, and she'd just go "this is not a normal social interaction." So I was completely at a loss, week after week of half-hour sessions of near silence. It occurs to me perhaps that most people, once the meds have taken away the anxiety, naturally tend to talk about themselves. I don't know, but I know I don't. Some people accuse me of "bottling up", but it's not that, it just rarely occurs to me to say anything.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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I just used to lie to them, saying what I thought they'd want to hearI know that entirely defeats the purpose but I don't like 'opening up'. I'd rather keep it inside where it can't bother anyone.
The woman had me handling stones going 'which one do you most identify with?' Utter nonsense it was.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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hahathat's like some kind of crazy new-age weirdness. My dad does this thing called the Luscher Colour Test, that's quite fun.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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I'm sorry if I'm coming across the wrong wayI don't mean to upset anyone.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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sorry, i shouldn't have directed all that solely at youthe whole discussion was getting needlessly two-sided and i just blurted out
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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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No problem, I just don't like the thought of upsetting anyoneI worry about overstepping the mark on here
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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forum banter,great times.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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I don't know. Pills don't fix depression do they, I think that's what she means. They just make you numb so you don't feel anything.But in my experience it's just something you've got to live with and I don't think anything can ever really fix it. (been with some proper mentals)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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Speaking personally, the pills helped as a stabilising influence on me to give me the time and the ability to sort myself outSo yes she's partially right, at least in my case, that doing something about my life helped, I can't say I would've got there had I not had the pills to help calm things down in the noggin and give me a bit of space and time to work on what was making me miserable.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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pills are a bandaid,,, the wound still bleedsI am on meds, but I know they merely hide the problem not solve it. CBT or other Counselling is the better course of action in the long term, but when depression becomes destructive as it did in my case, pills are a good way of helping to keep you alive long enough to work around the root causes.
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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Man up, you fucking gayers.I've suffered from depression for years. sometimes really crushing bouts that last for months. Its been worse when there were no particlular outside influences (Great relationship, good job, pretty fucking stress-free life in general). Turns out I have some kind of bad brain chemistry, so no amount of changing things in my life is going to help.
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You've got to be careful with bran.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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I know.Bad bran has been the absolute PLAGUE of my life.
Shut up, alright. I can spell perfectly.
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That I've set myself a list of things to do on my day off, starting at 9am.and I've done none of them.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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Oh, ok then, fair enough.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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The loss of poons recently has made me reflect on my weekend just goneTo put into context... the last minute planning of this happened before I'd learnt about poons.
About 2 weeks ago, I commented something on a flickr page of my sisters best friend, some constructive criticism on how to use her camera better. From this, we quickly set up a friendship ourselves. We both suffer from depression, both of us suffering some major marital issues, both of us needing a relatively neutral pair of ears to talk to.
Over many a long night, we have talked in great length about how deep our depression has taken us, and in her case about how isolated she feels by a very overbearing family. Just last week, something clicked inside of her, and the shit very quickly hit the fan. She had hit a new rock bottom, and very little was getting through to her. She was starting to descend into the dangerous spiral.
I could not cope with the thought of losing anyone else (after my wife and I separated), even though we'd been friends for little over a week. After discussing quickly with my sister, I decided that this weekend gone, I was going to drive all the way from my home in Central Scotland, to Cardiff where they live, and my sister and I would take her out of the environment she was in, even for a day, and go and enjoy ourselves.
We chose to go to the zoo, as all three of us are photo nuts, and there was no chance of getting near alcohol what-so-ever. All three of us had the best time ever, and when we dropped our friend off back home, my sister had told me that it was the happiest she'd ever seen her recently.
Now this is not a self promoting post to slap myself on the back for the "knight-in-shining-armour" act, but a simple reminder to all to remember that we SHOULD go out of our way to help our friends out, especially when they are running lower than normal. I sincerely hope that the boost we gave our friend was enough to help steer her away from the dark path, but if my friend still chooses to spiral down into the dangerous path, then at least I can say she had a blast on the way!
Even though I never knew poons, I can't help but feel like a "car-crash bystander".
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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what is a poons, sorry?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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.b3ta.com/links/Goodbye_Poons
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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Oh fucking diddums.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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guy who posted on /qotw and /links who died recently(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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No loss then.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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there isthe booze industry ,they have not had such a loss in demand since Princess Margaret and the Queen mother died.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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People die.So it goes.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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This.They may as well has posted that an African orphan just died. So?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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they did?time to stop that charity direct debit then.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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No, that was Bruce Wayne(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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I don't venture on talk muchI normally get anally raped by the spiney toed monkeys! I normally spend my time on /links and occassionally /board... but as I'm doing neither here, I'm posting this on /talk
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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People here get confused by long, serious posts.I know I do.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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Sorrypretends to dissapear back to /links but secretly lurks here anyways
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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I read to "We both suffer from depression, both of us suffering some major marital issues, both of us needing a relatively neutral pair of ears to talk to"Then assumed you wanted QOTW
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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YeahI'm on the waiting list for Jeremy Kyle! :-)
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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I heard she's deathly afraid of animals and you just made things worse, you heartless bastard you(
Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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I'm confusedDid you have a spit the tea out in lolz moment?
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Ah that's quite nice :)Did she have big tits?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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40DDPost natal!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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oh, she's a fatty,shame,
but yes you did a nice thing and I would try to do the same in your position.
not for a fatty though.
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lolzFat chix need loving too... but they gotta pay!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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she DID but they got ACCIDENTALLY CHOPPED OFF when she squeezed through the fence into the PENGUIN POOL.(
sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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Oh NO! D:I think I was a penguin in my past life.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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I find depression a curious thing.I have shit times and shit happens to me, do I just cope better?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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I could wax lyrical about thisBut in a nutshell, yes you cope better. Have a cookie!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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yeah, probably.some people get shitter times than others, and some people just break.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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depends if you are vulnerable from genes or upbringingwww.hearingvoices.org.uk/images/stress.gif if you have higher vulnerability then it takes less stress to make you ill. worth bearing in mind that childhood trauma is often a factor which increases someones vulnerability if you feel like saying some people are mentally weak.
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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Sometimes I think my life is getting betterbut I just realised I am addicted to Mafia Wars on Facebook and now I am aware that it is a losing battle.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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At least you don't have pancreatic cancer though, right?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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And you've got a light in your bathroom.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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and you're not bald, dole & motherliving(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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motherlivingsounds quite perverted, where do I sign up?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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And at least he's not that gadgey from Requiem For A Dream.(
Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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not a serious danceras he doesnt have cancer.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Newington was funnier than you.What happened to him?
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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he disappeared up his own arse.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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I liked him.He liked dinosaurs.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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But kinda true for a bloke that thought he was better than everyone else but still had a granny bike with a trailer.I thought he was alright mind.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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if it was ironic or self-depreciating poncyness I can understandbut he took himself utterly seriously.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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I'd go with DG on that.A lot of it was self-deprecating.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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I know,that's what made me laugh so much, especially when he claimed baldmonkey had removed his dignity by drawing pictures of him with a massive chin.
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hahaI'm not meaning any of this in a spiteful way, you understand... it's just that if you know you're a bit odd compared to most people you should take jibes and winding-up in good humour.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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SO MEAN I GO CRY NOW(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo*picks up and cuddles like a dolly*
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sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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^thishe got on like a vicious little dwarf sometimes... but i did commend him for having the strength of his convictions
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cheap shotbut not inaccurate.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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naw not angry at all:)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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You wouldn't like her when she's angrySome say that her hair turns green and that she once punched a horse to the ground... All I know is, she's called Spangolin
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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that horse was looking at me funny.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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hey buddy, your car was upside down when we got hereand as for your grandma? she shouldn't have mouthed off like that!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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The best part is where Homer rides the nuke.(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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When I get angry I turn yellow and karate chop a dog in the spine.The yellow colour is from where I piss myself.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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what if you accidentally chop a pug?could you live with what you'd done, dg?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Pugs havn't got spines, they can't be choked or killed.They just sniffle a little harder if you try and damage one.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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I think he got knicked for stealing food out of bins at his local Markys.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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He went to France with his American girlfriend for three months,just got back last week. Haven't seen him yet.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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He's been replaced with roneah.I'm not sure which is worse.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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oh bm,you bad bad man, only annoying chav friends of mine like that game.
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you have friends who are annoying chavs?you need to be more selective
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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I went to school with them,or they're siblings of close friends.
They're not too bad though.
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righto. i have a few people i don't want for similar reasons, actually(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:06,
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you twatone of my housemates is addicted to that toss
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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But but buti can exchange numbers for numbers and then number the number number num
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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I'm addicted to b3taThere's too many lovely people on here...
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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What? It's fucking well true. I'll a bobby dazzler me.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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HAHA! you cunt I just gwuffed at work :D(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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You're ok,but out of the how many thousands of users, I would say about 20 people I actually like and about 5-10 I'd happily introduce to real life friends.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
and about 50 of those you'd try and have sex with(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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I know I know, it's just an easy target :)When ever I'm not here Supermatt loves cussing me! Cheeky fucker!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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MehThat showdown would be like Clint Eastwood vs Eli Wallach at the end of The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.
Hope you have a strong neck.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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I'm addicted to the MafiaWith their curious hats and strange accents, how they beguile me so.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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you're thinking of the Amish(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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The Amish Underground Criminal Collective is the most deadly crime family in AmericaTRUE
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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I've seen themwith their getaway wagons.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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Quick! put this disguise beard on! ...no wait(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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Their arch-enemies are the Hasidic Jew Justice Corporation(
Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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They shoot you with a passage from the bible and pointed finger(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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"Tonight... we is gonna shoot Paulie dead.""But Don Jacob, we don't use guns onna count of us being Amish."
"Fine... tonight... Paulie ain't allowed no churned butter."
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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they could still stab people, I imagineor flatten them under a barn.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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farm town is only a y away from being an anagram of my own fart(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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so it is, well done there balders.I shall say this in the farm town chat room when I am looking for work.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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AlsoWhy? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8100579.stm
Fucking ITV are shit, I am not a big fan of primeval but if I remember rightly it's quite a popular show with lots of toys sold too.
Are they trying to save money to plague us with X factor all year round and other shit reality TV :(
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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it was a terrible show, to be fairno-one in it could act and the effects were crap.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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But if it's bringing in the merchandise and viewers I can't see the logic(
Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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very truemaybe it didn't bring enough in to outweigh the costs of it.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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it all depends on what sort of adverts they want to put on.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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hey ho people100 watt light bulb in the lav has blown. will a 60 watt replacement do? i can't be bothered wiping my arse in the dark anymore yet am too lazy to go to homebase or where ever one gets these things...
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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*presses nose against screen and stares longingly at username*(
sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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*leaping binkyhug*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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*hides in your sock*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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oh man nowhere for a Spango to hide!:(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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I HAVE POCKETS BY MY KNEES*scoops you into one*
it'll lull you to sleep when i do a rasta walk.
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sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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I'm not going to hug youOr pretend to, online.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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then i shan't bother making up a pretend-hug response for you(
sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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Thank you BinkyYour honesty means more to me than the biggest online hug
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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i dont know what suplxes means BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN COOL.(
sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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imagine DG and i doing this to youwww.youtube.com/watch?v=BM-VRLUhK6E
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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HOW CAN YOU SEE FROM OVER THERE?do you have binoculars trained on me or something?
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sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:44,
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thanks lotsto you and everyone. thought it would do but thought i would check with the decent and kind folk of b3ta first.
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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ANY MORE, TWO WORDS YOU FUCKING THICK SHIT PAEDOPHILE(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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ok matei maybe bad at the diy and the grammer but im not a nonce. do you find the diy question/grammer mistake combo intolerable or are you just a twat?
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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no shit.very well done too you four spotting that.
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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that... that must have been deliberate, surely?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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Spotted that you are a nonce as well.But I thought it impolite to mention.
You repulsive kiddy-fiddler.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:03,
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blimey what are you lot like when a nasty person comes in with a risible question?much the same i expect.
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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Yeah- pretty much.It's pretty much an induction of fire. Loads of people fuck off and never post again, only the thick-skinned remain.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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"only the thick skinned remain"like when we were watching your mum get her gouch knocked through? she's so spacious now but it was pretty grim at points. i've been lurking a while and it's so much nicer than /b/ that i was lulled into a fasle sense of security.
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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I love the use of "mate" when starting a wobble(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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Mate,YOU ARE A CUNT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DIE SOON HOPEFULLY OF SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING PAINFUL LIKE PANCREATIC CANCER.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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pancreatic cancerdoesn't exist. you won't catch me out that easily, nice try though.
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Pancreatic cancer does exist.And it's a horrible, painful condition.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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all cancer is just a ruseby doctors to make money. like mental illness.
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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As trolls goyou're fucking useless
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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not trollingi was just changing a light bulb and thought i would ask b3ta if i was all good. sorry it was such a poor question. i wasn't responding to any of the posts telling me what an idiot i am as i could see their point. but not that pleased to be called a paedo. thought b3ta was less twattish than the internet average. not to worry.
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tickle I was away, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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it's better if there is a smiley at the end(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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NO!The house will EXPLODE!
Put in a strobe so when you're having a wank it will look like you're just holding your nob.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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No, if you put the 60w bulb in it'll blow the electrics for your house and possibly cause a fireI recommend you go to B&Q immediately. And pick up some garden furniture while you're there.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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It depends.Some people are allergic to anything other than 100 watts so check with all of your housemates.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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''will a 60 watt replacement do?''I hope that's next weeks QOTW.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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Bad news dewd.You got this tracklist
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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FFS, you've scribbled!!!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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I'll just have to remix Red Red Wine into each of your random tracks then.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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You'll have to liase with rhcpaul to obtain the complete track list.Godspeed.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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5 energy saving bulbs for a £1 at argos(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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It will be fine.Careful not to fucking kill yourself. Turn the light off first.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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'careful not to fucking kill yourself'this advice is applicable in every situation, surely?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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Not if you are advising someoneOn the most efficient way to commit suicide.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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Honestly, this is pre-GCSE stuff.This is the sort of thing your dad should've explained to you at birth. Unless you're a girl, in which case I expect he was too busy weeping and asking if 'it's really mine'.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
if you feel the need to ask this question, shitting in the dark is too good for you.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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whatever you do,don't just try it for yourself and find out
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well, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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just try it and seeit's unlikely to explode in your arse
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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this is joke, yes?if not...
"it's probably BETTER because you won't be able to fully make out how unbelievably repellent you are to the opposite/same sex"
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
but their mother loves themwhich is just as well as they butchered her and now dance around in her skin.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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Jesus wept.Be sure to take your laptop into the lav the next visit you make so you can ask us for arse wiping advice. Fucks sake.
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FoldsFive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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haha, working from home not going too well?you seem a tad irritable, chap
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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Afraid notIf the holder has been certified for 100 Watts, that means it can only take a 100W bulb. If you put one of lesser power use in it will provide light for a short while but most of the energy will turn into heat- eventually melting the holder and possibly causing a house fire.
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Lord Gnome, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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Ok shopping bitches.I have a load of old spare 40GB IDE drives. Besides building an el-cheapo PC to put them in, are there any cheap external IDE RAID boxes out there?
Alternatively, why aren't you out in the sunshine?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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Cause I'm doing fucking randomburns.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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I have a job,I'm bored and grumpy you don't want shopping advice from me.
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
methinks just build onemarknelson.us/2006/07/11/raid5-part2/
that sort of thing?
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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If I had a time machine, I'd go back and kill the man that started the "let's put blue LEDs in everything" trend.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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I'll join youthat entire case modding thing should be left to the geeks who go to shows and take their towers with them. Poeople who mod cases and they are the only people to see them need help.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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It's just infruriating to discover that whatever I buy, somewhere, it will have an overly bright blue LED.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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I'll be out soonto watch my biggest girl child in her sports day.
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jenpots, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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Cos it's raining hereLike the cow that pisses.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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The meteo says SUN for the rest of the weekI will be holding it to account
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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because job hunting is occupying my timeIt's a ballache
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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just buy yourself a cheap 1TB driveit will be cheaper than any raid device you could find for IDE discs,
and 25 times the capacity.
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turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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if you shove them all into a Linux box, can it mount them all as a single logical drive?fucked if I know, throw them in a skip
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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there ya go then, Samba server ahoy(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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I would never dirty my home with a Linux PC.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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neither would II suggest you knock nails through the drive platters before you throw them away though, stops the police recovering your stash of child pornography
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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It's hammering it down here.Ooooo, thunder!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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If its home networkI bought 2 of these www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=97390
I use this program www.han-soft.com/habt.php (Auto backup freeware)
Plug them into the router and you have cheap wireless backups
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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They are not raidedBut just set the backup to do the same thing to each disc
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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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That would involve having at least 5 of those boxes.The best I found so far is an external RAID box that holds 2 drives. Might go for those.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Because I'm at workwatching the huge torrential hail and rain storm going on.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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My wallet is going to hurtwww.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/tyres.jpg *
but £7.50 to "dispose" of my old tyres? fuck off I want them for flower pots.
*is shopping about for a cheaper deal but there are not too many people around here that sell & fit tyres that size
what was the last thing that hurt your wallet? and what's for lunch. (egg sandwich and chicken noodle soup)
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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Those 1100 vauxhall engines need something special to get all that power down on the tarmac.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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There is barely a car in the fucking worldthat needs 255s on the front. You wouldn't be able to the turn the steering wheel
therefore, I claim internet autismistruth, ONLINE.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Also by the looks of things his Jag has got 5 WHEELS!!!!FUCKING SMELL SOME PANT SMOKE I DO!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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it came with one of those reinflate cansfucking useless if you damage the tyre. anyway I always sell the space savers on fleabay and get a full size wheel.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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Actually, the concept of a space saver spare wheel is shit.Lets assume you get a puncture, and you take out your space saver wheel from your tiny boot, (which gives you the best use of your boot space). But where the fuck are you supposed to put your full sized wheel and tyre that has now got a puncture ?
Assuming also, that you have a boot full of shopping/groceries/luggage, etc...
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turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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*has full size spare*YEAH! I am the SEX.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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yeshence why I always buy a full size wheel (the jag has room for it in the boot anyway)
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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...........don't ruin my joke by being serious please.pleasedrivethrutocollectionwindowpleeeease
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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I called you a numptyif I was serious I would call you a cunt.
cunt
no offence
forum banter
;-)
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Everyone loves cunts. They are awesome.I think your car has got a robotic hand that comes out and wanks you off as you drive and listen to a slighty detuned radio 2 whilst checking the FTSE 100 on your 12 blackberry storms, the scent of your magic tree hanging from your indicator is "PPHNNEEAAARR!: the scent of fox hunting"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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how very dare you!I never listen to radio 2
and I don't own a blackberry
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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My magic tree scent is "Damp Exotic Musk and Old Prawn Cocktail Crisp Packet"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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Mine is "Rich Mahogany", with a faint odour of Sex Panther colone.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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I dont have oneI love the smell of leather on leather...
oh.. erm... yes.
pine.
yes, thats it pine.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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For me, listening to car bores is like listening to two cooks arguing over whohas the faster oven. Well, except the oven conversation might be more interesting.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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actuallyI'm going to have to do an admission of wrongness, ONLINE
an XJR on 19" wheels does use 255s front and rear.
Fucking hell though, that's idiotic. why? I can see why rear 255s might be justified, but fronts? stupid. You can happily fit 235s though, you might want to consider that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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I bet it's fucking not.anyway, which one? I have TWO OVENS. and FIVE RINGS ON MY HOB.
this makes my penis bigger, right?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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LIKE, WAI.Hob cat is checkin ur hobz.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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My parents got a new cooker. It's gotthree ovens and six hobs, two of which have got a twin gas rings. The ovens go from 0-60° in 114s and have a rear spoiler (splash plate) and single 225mm bore four speed exhaust system.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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You can't ride on your parent's glory, failboy.What have YOU got? A single camping gaz burner? Yes, we know all about you and your single ring.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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I've got a classic four ring gas powered variable speed hob with a bespoke worktop arrangement,dual control heating element oven with original buff finish paint. The exhaust has the traditional twin speed and single lighting system. Pre 1993 so there is no road tax, and it sails its service every year. They don't build them like that any more.
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Druid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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i like having 5 rings on my hob.The Mrs was totally against it. but I like cooking with my WOK.
I also bought a stainless steel hob, and the Mrs was totally against that as well, because stainless steel is hard to clean.
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turb0t, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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Did you go for the 386 model with the ayrodynamic doors?I was going to, but my budget couldn't extend that far, so I got the 376 but plumetted for the Advance Thermodynamic Knobs.
In retrorespect, I should have tried them in the shop, because my hands just can't take that much tourque.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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hahaha totally I mean 255s instead of 235s hahaha could you imagine 245s?!?!? ahahahah I've got no idea what we're talking about hahah(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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tyre width in mm, DG.It's basically just a penis subsitute.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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So really, we should all fit racing cycle tyres.30mm wide, BUT 29 inches diameter! YEAH BABY!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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It's all about the girth, baby.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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You don't need to tell me.205 wide on 16 rims. SEXY.
*oils up*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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The only reason grrrmachine isn't posting now is because his hands are busy,he probably has some jumpleads on his nips too.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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I have no idea whypossibly as its the XJR and not the standard motor
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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www.euroautospecialists.com/euro1/1997XJR.jpg
not mine but one just like it
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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+ a kiddy touching 50 year oldhorrible car.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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ohhh wait this is a look-at-my-car thread.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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LOOK! LOOK AT MY CAR!Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
TOO SLOW, SUCKERS!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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*Shambo zooms his matchbox car from the dining room table*mum: EAT YOUR SOUP!!
Sham: sorry mum...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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It's to get better grip with his Honda Accord(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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A holiday hurt my ankle.And my pocket.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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Bloody hell. What are they going on?Holiday to Mexico and I am eating honey and mustard pasta.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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My last tyres cost £25 each.Why do you need ones like that?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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My tyres cost £120 eachSize and performance rating
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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Ponce.No offence, forum banter.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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I have a party to go to at 3pm.So for lunch: cake.
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thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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Make sure you get to see the big freezer.I know they can only do 10 people at once, but the big walk-in freezer there is great.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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Oh man, when I grow up, I want to work in McDonalds....... I could go in that big freezer whenever I want then !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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It will be the valet on the car this weekwe've been pruning the conifers and we put them in the boot of the car but we've managed to get pine sap all over the roof fabric, and seen as it's my dads car he's not best please as nothing will get it off.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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that seems ok for the paintworkbut this is the fabric on the interior.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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I had my last one cut in half (two semicircles)so I could put it round the end of my garden wall to stop new tyres and bits of bodywork from scraping along it. They did that for free for me.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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Glasses hurt my walletbut then they are supercool almost-hornrimmed awesomeness.
Lunch was COW SANDWICH. It was good.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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These are Jasper ConranThey were the only sort of ish retro ones in specsavers.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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What did you get for free?Or did you choose reactions lenses instead?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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Reactions. Sod off am I being blind in my sunglasses ever again... :D(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Tried malt loaf the other day.It's alright.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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Did you have it with butter or marg? It's nicer with butter.At least you didn't think it was horrid.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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Slapped some butter on it.6 out of 10, will eat again.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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Did you toast it?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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I did not.Is this recommended?
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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It's quite nice toastedGive a slice a try when you next have some
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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*Malt loaf fives!*(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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that's (very expensive)(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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Birthday presentsI think the next thing to hurt it will be a tent though.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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Are you pitching it inside your wallet or just paying over the odds for one?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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No, I'm just poor(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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Beg Sammi for some money.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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£40 tents in AsdaFACT
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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£1 for tesco value bed sheets,get 3 or 4 or those, some value safety pins and steal some bamboo poles from someone's garden and make your own for a fraction of the price.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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Basha + string + hammock + 2 trees.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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*boik*www.beautifulbasha.com
NSFW
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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I just had no idea what a basha was so I googled it and now I'm scarred for life :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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It hasn't yetbut I'll be forking out for Fleetwood Mac, Simple Minds, Cribs and You Me At Six tickets next month. I don't even want to see You Me At Six, they're my niece's favourite band and she can't go and see them on her own.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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YMA6 are quite fun live.Sources: I saw them in Leeds last month.
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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Do you not know?It's always good to have a spare, incase one tyre turns out to not be a tyre, but instead be a duck
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The Neville What what what, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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I pine for the days before the poplar page.It was such a larch.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Ashually, Elm in complete agreementI don't know why I don't just leaf.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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POOR, binky. very poor.Give up on the puns and leave for the beech.
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sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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I expect this will get on the popular page.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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Why don't we start an elite board?It can be just me and I'll have a daily guest to confuse.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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Ask Gonz.His attempt was a roaring success.
Poor Gonz. RIP.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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He ran it like a fascist.Still, at least he liked it.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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It might have worked if he'd been a proper jackboot tyrant.But he let the proles walk all over him.
May God have mercy on his soul.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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everyone spends too much time beeching about those who made it on and those that didn't(
SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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You can't just make up a word you know.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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I can't really remember what it was like before 4 years ago.It's like a memory block, although I was a massive lurker before then
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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the new star trekis it any good? i might fall asleep on the sofa watching it now.
also if you could have one night with a sci-fi character who would it be.
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Gilgamesh. I don't know.COME ON FATTIES!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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I would spend it with Luke Vaderwalker and ask him to say "I'M A DOCTOR JIM NOT A BRICKLAYER!"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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Deforest Kelly was considerably more sexy than Shatner.That was the major flaw in the original star trek franchise.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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i bet it is.Forest is a normaller name than Deforest.
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sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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The Enterprise would have crashed and burned.We know only too well what happens when the Scots are in charge.
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thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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They missed out a whole load of Deforestation jokesprobably involving space-age rohypnol. And Uhura.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Yes I liked it a lot.T'pol from enterprise,
or pretty much any of the BSG hotties.
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omfgnswf
www.ugo.com/movies/top-50-hottest-sci-fi-girls/images/entries/tpol.jpg
niiiiiiiice
which series is this??
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Dr Beverley Crusher, Lieutenant Commander Data or the Predator (mask ON only)(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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Now that'd be some niche pron.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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Deanna?Mr Wow says that, but I love my Beverley.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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He obviously means Riker.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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How about a Worf, Riker and Data tri-wankPicard is filming it, shouting as his soft cock "MAKE IT GROW!"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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I'd make it grow.Hell, if he let me, I'd make it glow.
You don't say no to captains.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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the predator?with those nails?
do you have internal armour?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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I don't imagine surviving, but what a ride.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Don't care, love him.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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if you want to see what it is like to see someone being fucked by someone invisiblewatch `the entity`
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Or Hollow Man(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Oooh no, I wouldn't like thatYou'd not see their orgasm face, which is brilliant fun.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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yesYes it is
edit:
oh, and yes please to the BSG girlies.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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I'd like to be the sci-fi character who had nothing to do with sci-fino wait, misread the question.
I'd definitely sleep with any of the x-men women. The leather look works for me.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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+ot*waits*
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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I thought it was dire.Does Watchmen count as Sci-Fi? If so, Silk Spectre II
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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This.and I don't know many other sci-fi characters.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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I can't think of any other attractive (to me) sci-fi characters.(
WHARRGARBL, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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If people can get away with Xmen as Scifi, then I'm calling BatmanI would say it is Scifi, but it exists only *slightly* in the future.
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SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Marvin the MartianI bet he gives great head.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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Bugs Bunny as a girl.Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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Did someone say,Star Trek?
I finished this yesterday!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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THUNDEROFFLE AND LOLIGHTNING!I saw the weather forecast and was not fooled by the lovely morning sunshine! (EDIT: unlike the sprinting chavs up and down in the rain in vest tops)
what has made you SMUG today?
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All the DIY is NEARLY DONE.YES.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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Just how much flat pack furniture did you buy? o_O(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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you have no idea.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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1 coffee table, Spang had to make a meccano crane to aid her building it(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Her front room looked like the opening to Fraggle Rock(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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oh man I wish I lived on Fraggle Rock(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Stay away from my radishes!(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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This made me smile, hard!(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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I was strangely compelled to buy some last weekA TV cabinet and side table in a silly attempt to match my oak coffee table
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ME GOING TO A B4SH?!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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I'm being given £110 to attend.True.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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That's almost a whole weeks worth of dole!(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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I feel this is a publicity stunt to sell more stocks in JMG Ltd(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
to be seen alongside pistons stand upthe second coming
and
alien invasion.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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My morning croissant and glass of OJ(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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Did your OJ have trouble fitting into the glass?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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YesHe was too busy knifing his wife and pretending he can't get a glove on his hand, despite it being on his hand
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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It's very sunny here and warm.No rain.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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Leicestershire(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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The boys down the office talking about rock bandwhen I have band practice tonight. I feel smug because my instrument's real.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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But they also feel smug because they know that you, as a woman, are only capable of playing the triangle or cowbell.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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I'm awesome, me.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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Yes you areAwesome to the max.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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As much as a women in music can,of course.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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So when's your next stadium tour?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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Saturday this week through to the same weekend next year.52 week bonanza!
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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Believe me or not.I can't be responsible for your lack of faith.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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heheh woman playing with her triangle hehehehheheheh woman playing with her cow....bell....nevermind
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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Hah, I'm not that much of a bitch.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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rock band is great fun thoughand only a fraction of the effort involved
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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Not for me, I'll stick to the real thing.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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fair enoughi don't have the discipline. tried learning a while back.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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Get a tambourine!(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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*shake... shake... shake...*i'm bored now
*loads up rock band*
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Nothing.In other news, on Jonathan Ross the other night, Take That proclaimed that the night I went to see them was the best night of the tour. I'd like to think that this is connected to the fact that I was there.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Did Barry Garlow wobble his belly at you?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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He didn't.I only have eyes for Howard.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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You pound your bean to Orange's 80s breakdancing, don't fucking lie to me!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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its all downhill from there on in for themI think they should now all kill themselves as this greatness can never be surpassed.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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you were wet through,....I would imagine this is the case!
i hope you also wrote "TAKE THIS" across your Breasticles and flashed them...
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nah, they cannae see the stadium floor from the stage.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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I've heard that sagging is due to a lack of fondling...I would be more than happy to put forward my services by way or prevention and cure
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
hand bras ehuplifting and supportative.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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now that's what i call a SUB-PRIME IN-VEST-MENTi'm here all week
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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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once you've been caught in a bit of rain and gotten wetit's actually quite nice to get completely soaked. as long as you're going somewhere where you can get warm and dry pretty quickly
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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day off sunbathing on balcony with an icey cold beerbut no croissants. only donuts.
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I've been following it herewww.isleofwightweather.co.uk/live_storm_data.htm
About 10am the whole country exploded into what looked like a massive countrywide storm
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:32,
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Hello b3tans. What's the hot JMG topics?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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SSG!I hope you're FIT AND HEALTHY today.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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i feel viciously unwell, truth be told.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Have you asked them for a payrise?Because of the... you know...
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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..hard work and effort you put in.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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I could be being a right bastard herebut the one thing that makes me think that the whole thing isn't true is that SSG is still going about life as normal - I'd be on the first plane out of the country.
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SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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Oh Gosh, I don't knowI'd make sure to go to Singapore, at least to see my family there.
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SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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You know it's cancer. He hasn't killed somebody right?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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We best take register.Make sure everybody's here.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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I haven't seen SexFace.Nor have I looked, to be honest.
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thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:55,
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*smooshes cheeks*yes you do.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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It's at its sexiest when the cheeks are puffed out like a hamster's, full of pie(
SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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Altough I guess that living a normal life is the best way to get through it.I dunno, people act differently.
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SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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Of course, if you want to prolong your life you have to be near your doctor, so I guess living a normal life is best(
SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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Are you just going to sit and argue with yourself all morning?(
thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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I'm not arguing, I'm vocalising my thought processes.(
SuperMatt, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:57,
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Me too....
...
...heheehehehe spinning dogs hehe
...where am I?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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I think it might be an offtopicerat a guess.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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linkify seems to be putting an A after the textunless you just did that to take the piss out of me for doing it...
*runs off crying*
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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eh?i noticed that yours is pugs instead of dogs
i'm talking about the linkify text
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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JMG, only you can help myself and DG with a mystery.Who's David Jon Hemming?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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He isn't Handsome Gav. So we can initially rule him out.But what can't be ruled out is this man being my mother whom I live with.
This is for the internet to decide.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Is your mother called David?I always had the feeling she was more of a Keith.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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I hear you own blue snakeskin bondage gear.How true is this?
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Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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I wish to deny ALL accusations.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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... And 37 other counts of a similar nature, just to clear my record.(
Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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is snakeskin as strong as leather?how tough is a serpent's hide?
does it smell ...reptilian?
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sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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I couldn't say.As someone who wants to own, and used to own a snake, I could never buy anything genuine snake skin.
However, they do use it as a kind of leather in belts and boots, don't they? How it's reinforced, I'm not sure.
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Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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what happened to your snake?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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*twirls handbag*daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarling! *minces*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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oh noooooo!Did you have a nice week off, DG?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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YUP :)I did fuck all and it was nice :) really needed it :) Coming back to work this morning was double hard though...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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ahhh, sounds lush.Did you do any WoWing?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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ikkle bit. almost 76. joined a guild and left after two days, they were hilariously bad at the game, tried doing a dungeon with them, I was doing 78% of all damage on the run looking at recount. wiped 10 times. I just left and told them that they should uninstall the game.
One hunter was doing 250dps :S and they all just attacked everything, no marking or anything.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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oh bloody hell.I'll get on there again soon, trying not to get the level-cap apathy when you can only do dungeons and collect loot. I'll have a word with people on there and see if they know of any active and good guilds you could join.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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It's all cool babe, I don't want to join a guild until I'm pre Nax ready :) I've got all pretty shit hot gear atm and there are about 30 dungeon runs every hour :) Still got to get some stuff sorted, taking my time with it i.e. getting cold weather flying and stuff, should have the dosh for it by next week.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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The ex got her.I don't mind, I guess officially she wasn't mine.
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Bats, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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how're you this fair morn?also, WHERE'S MY RANDOMBURN?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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I AM GOOD THANK YOU i have no excuses I WON'T FAIL YOU THOUGH i promise :((
sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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I BELIEVE IN YOUyou haven't got long before i send you one of mine and make you feel really guilty though
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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i made the playlist, i have the discs.i need to order them, make tracklists, and post. IT SHOULD BE SO EASY.
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sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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People will be getting mine this week when I go downstairs and send them out, so don't give up hope yet. You'll get them before the 18th easy style.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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nah sorry love, only recognise one person on my list!Was just putting it here for general ref.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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tee hee. i am just wondering who the remaining senders i have are.i can't criticise them - i haven't sent mine out yet.
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sleepybinky, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:43,
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i've still only had one.of the people i'm supposed to be receiving from, i only recognise yourself and mike woz ere
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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also: donors?!it's a cd, not a kidney :p
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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I heard a rumour that JMG doesn't really existhe's just a mass hallucination.
JMG thoughts on this?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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nobody can be "told" what JMG is...you have to experience it for yourself...
take the BLUE PILL, FATTY!
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If Neo chose the blue pill all that would happen would be he'd get a massive errection as it was just a viagra(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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They looked like joosters.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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What would happen if he took both?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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He would realise the truth about his broom-on(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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he'd spluff that silver liquid(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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What if he took them as suppositories?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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He would say `woah` as he passes his fudge(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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Maybe you're the only one who sees these posts, Noit?..and that I'm all part of your sub-concious?
Played by Bruce Willis.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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a south-african woman keeps trying to add me to facebook through gmail...I assumed she is some connection to someone on here...
or "hubare" means "FAT THROBBING COCK FOR SALE" in Afrikaan
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Are they in my FACEBOOK FAN CLUB?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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hmmm... dunnoI'm sure they don't know my actual name - otherwise they'd have tried to add me direct...
I've also received several nonsensical emails which I've ignored... shame, like... she fairly tasty
I'm sure it's the one on the LEFT!
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You be careful, there.Chances are it's a house whale on here.
Did I ever show you the friend invite I got from "Declan Moohalaa"?
Fat people will do anything.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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If JMG, HAD to dunk a biscuit into some tea to save a cage full of buxom naked women, what would it be?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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A fine choice.I'm no massive biscuit man myself here. But I'd have to say the Classic is certainly up there.
Mainly as we're the same person.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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I'd have a Fox's Cream Crunchking of the biscuits. Naked girls love them.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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Do hazelnut wafers count?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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Only if they make your beeeeewbies fall out(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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I suppose if I got excited enough about themand started bouncing around. It'd have to be a whole load of them though, to get me that excited. And espresso, too, for dipping.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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Faaaaab.Love hazelnut wafers, I do.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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DINNERTV
INTERNET
INSIDE ACTIVITIES
UBUNTU
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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I hear the internet is on computers now(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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I kind of want a t shirt that says'too orangy for crows' on it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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You're an odd lad.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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It's just for meee and my dawgI'll be your dog RUFF RA RUFF RUFF
I'll be your daaaaaawg RETRETRETRTETRTRTETRTRT
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:15,
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we all adore Kia-Ora :)ahhhh gotta love late 80s racist adverts :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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Ah, I miss well-meaning racism.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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:D*KiOra glees*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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that doesn't make what wow said any less true(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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bungbungbungbungbungbungbungno I'm not, I'm well normal me.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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They drink it in the Congo(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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You like your Um Bongo, don't you, Donkey Gums?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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Are microwaves the key to convenience or the road to obesityYour thoughts?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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I'd like to see sweat-powered ones for the chubby.We're not talking about excitement sweat here, either.
They'd have to run to make their little metal box of dreams eventually go "ping!".
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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I find if you are being lazy and eating a pre made curry, they taste nicer from the microwave than if you cook them in the oven./boring DG post #1543456
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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Most bung in the oven currys are pretty meh anywayapart from Bombay Brasserie ones, I'd sell my middle testicle to get them here
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broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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Ooo never heard of them, I'll have a look!Waitrose ones are the only ones I'll eat as they aren't too bad when I'll feeling hungover and lazy.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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Only ever seen them in Sainsburyswww.noon.co.uk/brasserie.htm
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broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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I'm going to investigate tonight! cheers!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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Potay
to
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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Latest on the JMG Updates:JMG is so BALD that he DOLED ESME in a TENT
More JMG news later, but first Business news with Rory McGrath
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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And now we go to our foreign correspondant, Mr. B. RoadswordMr B, what's the JMG news like over there?
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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Hola Senor TheobanJMG el BALDO, y DOLIO ESME en TENTE. Posible GREY. Y vidas con MADRE.
Adios
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broadsword, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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MADRE DE DIOS!Ay caramba, Senor Broadsword. Ay. Caramba.
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Theoban What of it, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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FTSE 100: 4363.25 -78.70 -1.77%Lloyds group shares have increased by 1.07% this morning, taking them up to 66.00. Whereas Lonmin shares have dropped by a whopping 7.77% leaving them at 1329.00
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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The first one was alright. A bit childish, mind.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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UNICRON FUN TIME BATHROOM RODEO(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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I just did some exercises.BEFORE going online.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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I am in a PUB, JMG.I'm going to have a beer, watch sky sports, have a cigarette and buy some aftershave. Top man-points, i say.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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