Well I just saw the reason women have a reputation for being bad driversSat at traffic lights and this bint drives into the car in front of her. How have people been living up to stereotypes for you today?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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To the left a little.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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I thought they were regarded as bad parkers, rather than bad drivers.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:58,
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I heard women who drove were twice as likely to drown their children(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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By driving into a lake?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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I've not driven for a year so I'm out of the loop.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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Parking, going forward, reversingAnything to do with driving really.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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It's odd that women can get cheaper car insurance, really.It's almost as if none of this were true.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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They're "bad" in the sense that they obey the laws of the road more,which is something that holds up any road user who's not annoyingly slow.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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It's because all the top insurance companies are run by women,it's institutional sexism.
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I'm not sure which laws Shelia's Wheel's operate by,but surely they violate sexual discrimination laws.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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Sometimes it's so hard being a middle class white man isn't it?(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
that's why I black up and tuck my winky between my legs.....and wear rags.
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I believe they sell insurance to men too, just advertse the female aspect of it.(
Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:08,
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That's what I thought.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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It's a stereotype, not fact(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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it's to do with numbers and percentagesthe numbers of accidents involving women are high, but as a percentage of accidents it's lower than men. Or something. I don't really know.
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CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:11,
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well, you've made another dull post(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:59,
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Be fair Giggly, it's not about food.This is a Dali-esque leap of the imagination for Pickle Fairy
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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I love you.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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You're the greatest thing on the internet.Bar me.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:04,
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If it was within my power to bar you, I would've done years ago.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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BULLSHIT BWANA(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:06,
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A delivery man brought me some parcels.That's just typical of delivery drivers, that is.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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BastardWere they exciting parcels?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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it's a tent and some walking shoes for Spacefish(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05,
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Ooh that's exciting(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:07,
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er, none really.But the other day I said people at work where immune to cooing over babies. I was wrong. I went to every ward in the kid's hospital the other day with my boss, and she cooed over every infant we saw. It took fucking hours.
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CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:01,
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I've just seen my neighbours new babyShe is so cute and tiny.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:03,
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So did you and friz BANG?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:02,
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oral sex would be impossible, there's no way that face would fit between those legs(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:05,
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If he goes in for a kiss the other person's face just burns up as soon as it enters his atmosphere(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:09,
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then they tighten it again?I don't know
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:13,
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HahaHello new internet buddy.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:11,
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I've got a great idea. Let's all invent our own words for female genitals. Bonus points for replies. Death penalty if google reveals it is already in use.No really. Go on.
Actually, scrap that, let's all have a barbecue. No. Let's all play WoW. No. Let's all go skiing in the main road. LOL WAKCYI
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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I hate you.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:54,
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Baldmonkey, I'm sorry if I've ever offended you.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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Infact, I'd like to extend that to all of b3ta.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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Sorry.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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Vagina.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:55,
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mewninweifjunobizsbehgilzdbirguznidgpruhanieoswuhtpihiiuarhwsoiefuhnvijus\ubpidvfoah\IWOQAJHPOIHJDPAWIFHOEPIUZSPHPNIEPUGFBHPIQf98rutg38jri89ujig3omojnm3908j354089hgbj.com(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:00,
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I want a bbqbut I can't be bothered to go buy stuff,
I should tell other people to host a bbq and I'll head over.
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JMG!ME! People..
How's the huffs and the puffs?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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I'm neither of those,ask how I am, JMG.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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I don't believe you are CALM ON THE INTERNET because you don't HAVE A SMILEY, SHOWING US THIS FACT.:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47,
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Chinny.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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mmm, Jimmy Hill!*strokes chin*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:19,
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When you next pass SSG, kick him in the shin.It'll take his mind off the cancer.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:21,
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I'm starting to believe that he doesn't actually have cancer(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:24,
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You insensitive prick.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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I'm sorry, I really am.But we need proof.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:26,
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lol quentin tarantino film lol(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:29,
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No, it's ok.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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He's looking pretty pale and weak.Seems to have lost his appetite too. Sad times.
:(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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oh i'm sorry, i'll just email you my medical records shall i?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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or how about a photo of my crying mother?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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*Post removed due to massively insensitive comments made by me*(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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This just in:I'm a total bastard :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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i don't mind the odd joke here or there,but i have never liked you
so i don't think you have any right
to make fun of my cancer.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:38,
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Sorry,I'm honestly really really sorry.
I promise I won't ever say anything about it again, I didn't realise I'd cause that much offense and I can't express how sorry I am.
Please accept my apology.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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I'm sure he'll forgive you.He's a just a little sensitive right now, sad times. :(
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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I honestly feel really bad now.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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I was fine until you came online.Now I'm sweating uncontrollably and breathing heavily into a paper bag.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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I'm becoming a glamour model Jammy.My next glamour show is 25th of July in Newcastle.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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I trust there'll also be loads of CLAMOUR models!?All over you..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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they'll all be trying to climb up my Hakama trousers(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:52,
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You be careful they don't hackaya pants off.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:53,
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MY EYE HURTS.You, you titweasel, it must be your fault.
Plus I bet it was you that told Phil to make me Earl Grey instead of Assam.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47,
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This PHIL lad sounds like a fairy.Careful there.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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He's too big and married to be a fairy.Unless you meant a flappy bewinged magical creature.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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Whoops, sorry, I was cleaning my desk.Nobody has jizzed in my eye, it was one of those weird eye ache things.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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I'm huffing and puffing at the public JMGWinter: "Moan moan moan - where's the sun? I'm sick of all this rain"
Summer: "Moan moan moan - it's 23C, it's too hot, moan moan moan"
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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Friz BANGED Pickle Fairy, JMG, peace be upon him.With all that fat swaying around it must have looked like some kind of modern art.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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I thought that was 90nz0.What has Mykey decided? What does he say happened.
Let's find somebody he hasn't fallen out with to ask. Just to be safe.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:52,
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Both of them did.*shudders*
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:54,
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Seriously?A gonzo/piclkefairy/friz sandwich?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:57,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/5290546
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:00,
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cheese and onion I bet(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:08,
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Jews and onion!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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What's all this? Gossip?Do tell.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:53,
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It might not even be true but if I tell it to enough people, the internet will make it true.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:54,
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Whilst we're o the subject, I have it from a very reliable source that a certain large frequenter of these parts is impotent.:(
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:58,
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I don't think it counts if it's just the weight of a fold that is stopping it from facing skywards :)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:00,
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m*keybo*?Was that censored enough?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:01,
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Tell me in a gaz and then I'll tell everyone else.People hate me already.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:02,
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Gazzing round gossip, the truthfulness of which you may doubt?!You'd have to be truly pathetic to something like that surely?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:05,
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ha ha ha ha ha(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:05,
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No wait, hold on, false alarm :)There are no users called Makeyboo! Silly me :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:12,
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The doctor says I need to have tubes stuck down my throat and my insides looked at, JMGI've possibly caught something from SSG
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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If the tube looks like a winky, it probablty is a winky.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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It'll be some valuable deep throat practice either way(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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My left hand has gone funny.I'm now finding it difficult to do anything other than a Spock hand when my fingers are straight. I don't much want to be confused with the sort of person who goes to sci-fi conventions.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:28,
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Ah Sci Fi hand illness! You're having a heart AT-AT!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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She's not Jean Lu Pusard(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:45,
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Maybe some Deep Heat 9 will sort it out,or some Baby lotion 5.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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I DON'T KNOW JAMMY!I was later than normal into work this morning, so wasn't home in time to watch Biggest Loser ))))c~:
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CowJam, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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My missus just broke up with meWhat do you awful, tedious spastics have to make of that?
Seriously, I could use a laugh.
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Your "missus" didn't just break up with you.Your "ex-missus" did.
Get used to that.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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a single tear appeared at the corner of my eye when you said thatmy japeye, that is.
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What's this crisis malarkey?Keep it short, I have to go have a shower.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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Some company says I owe them money,I can afford it just about but I have no idea what it's about.
Lots of phone calls and shit await me.
You've got the internet back then?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
Lame lame laaaaaaaame lame lameUse your charm and internet sophistication to talk your way out of it.
I've had the internet back for less than 24 hours, and I have used that time to make steak chilli and play for nearly two hours on my wii fit. WASTE OF INTERNET TIME.
Let me know of your continuing woes, via the internet,
Love,
The Baroness
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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Meh I'll deal with it,just a pain. and a massive unexpected expense if I have to pay it.
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:(If you don't know where the debt's from, did you even spend it in the first place?
I kinda know the feeling...
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
I have no idea,I had some debt problems after uni but as far as I knew I paid them all off about 18 months ago.
I've asked them for a statement and a breakdown of the costs. We'll see what happens.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
Best of luckI know it's only a grand but it's a pain to have to part with/pay back, hope it gets sorted out for you.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
whats your crisis?is it since we saw you had tights on your radiator in one of your youtube songs?
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)
Yours probablyI got a letter through from a debt collection agency asking for £1k,
I have no idea what it's about, so I have to speak to these scum after work.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
The crisis brothersIt has a ring to it.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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The user below you is at deaths doorand you come on and usurp him with that? I hope your ex-missus slits her wrists and you feel REALLY fuckin' guilty about it.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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sorryi forgot to mention i have made up internet illness as well.
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she probably just saw a picture of meand can't imagine a life without me.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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She was probably shit.Rise above it. You're single, you can go a-knobbing. Good times.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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www.agelesspatterns.com/1657%20Sarah%20Gordon.jpg
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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I feel like I'm dressed like a ballet teacher.I sort of am, though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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*single fives*(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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*Single fives again*We're acting like this is a good and desirable situation.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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Is it not?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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That? Why I could make a Hat, or a Brooch, or a Pterodactyl...(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:42,
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Shit being dumped innit. Sorry mate.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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You're not going to get entertained if you take that kind of attitude.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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At least now you don't have to tell her about the herpes.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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Or doFor lols
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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There are worse things than being singleBelieve me
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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Having an extremely painful congenital disability, for one.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:49,
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Is being single really THAT bad?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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A pizza with the radius z and thickness a has the volume pi*z*z*aWhat's your favourite algebraic formula?
Alternatively, R D R R!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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Its good that you can laugh so close to the endBrave little soldier
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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:)(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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Fuck algebramy favourite formula's vlookup. That's probably based on algebra. Oh, I don't care.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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I love vlookup. I might call one of my children vlookup.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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vlookup is too slowif you put data from a number of cells into one line using the & function you can use countif the same way but quicker and it's more useable.
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
YEAH BUT I CAN'T USE THAT.I'm only good at excel if I've done it before.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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I might send you an example spreadsheet or something if I can be bothered.(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)
Phwoar, you charmer.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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F*U*C*K + O*F^2 + C*A*N*C*E*R + B*O*Y(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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that's a genuine expression for finding the frequency of a wave in a specific medium(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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You're so brave!*wipes away tear*
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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Suger² x Suger² x Suger² = Suger³
EDIT: MoT...it's suppose to not make sense, hence the wrongness and the bad spelling of sugar...you fucking dull maths bore.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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Technically it doesn't.infact there's no technically about it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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Maths fairy, here to save the day.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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It's still not right,will someone tell him?
It's currently suger6
and doesn't he mean sugar?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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Flap away, little maths fairyI don't think he cares.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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You care that I care, right?Because you care about me?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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I do, more than you'll ever know.*pokes nose*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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I DON'T FUCKING DO MATHS, I DON'T FUCKING CARE, IT'S A SILLY JOKE,NOT FOR YOU TO GO "OH WELL *SNORF* ACTUALLY THAT'S WRONG AND BLAH BLAH BLAH"
YOU'RE BORING AND YOU'RE GOT A FACE LIKE A STUNT RAMP.
OH HERE YOU GO HE'S SOME MATHS FOR YOU A²+B²=YOUR FOREHEAD SQUARED.
BETTER? WOOOOOBBLE!!!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:44,
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If you take out the bits that say square, it'll be correct.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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Then why did you change it to try and make it right after my first post?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:48,
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I didn't, I added another one as I needed 3 of them to make the the square joke and was on the phone. I wasn't even aware of what you'd said as I was editing itNow, stop being a smacky lipped 'correcting' wedgehead.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:50,
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Whatever,mathswrong.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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If you two are going to do thisat least do it in hotpants outside by the sprinklers.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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You heartless bastard.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 17:03,
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In a similar vein but with Adam and Joe podcast influece;whenever I walk into a shelf causing its edge to break, I find myself singing "I broke the shelf edge" to the tune of Bob Marley's "I Shot The Sheriff". I wonder if any other readers have similar lyric-changing responses to everyday furniture breaking events.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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Why did you have to do that?Why, seriously?
I can't fucking stand you.
It's over between us.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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Well, it wasn't intentional, but I do find your angry face alluring.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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It was intentional.There were a good few minutes between my post and yours. It's not as if we posted at the same time.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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I took a while to write mine.In a way.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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In a way?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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Which way?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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The way that it took a long time.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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How long?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Long enough.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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Too long if you ask me.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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there are loads... I can't think of any of them right now though...I'm old
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This.I usually sing them to my dog.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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I sing Ruby by the Kaiser chiefs in my head when I'm cooking a curry(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
Apparently I hum Final Fantasy fight music when I'm cooking(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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I stubbed my toe ayTo the tune of "whassa matter ay"
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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This isn't true.I never do this.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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Whenever I put my penis in my neighbours mittens I sing "Cock in my neighbours glove" to the tune of "Stop in the name of love".(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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Whenever I'm passing a dutchie to my left hand side...(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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Whenever I am being taken to court in a secure police van for spraying my cock-milk on infants, I find myself singing, to the tune of LocomotionCum on babies, sets the courts in motion.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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I'm probably in a significant minority here,but I've never 'got' the humour of Adam & Joe, and found them to be shit, at best.
They had a radio show repeated on Radio 2 from Radio 6 a few weeks ago, and it was awful.
Then again, opinions on the internet, and all that .
Edit, singing 'walk away', while making a stir fry...
"Just wok-away, wok-away"
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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Everyone's entitled to their own wrong opinion.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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I was almost prepared to accept that we all have different tastes but thn I remembered where I was.As such:
FUCK OFF YOU ARE A PRICK AND NO COCK IN YOUR MUM IS YOUR FACE
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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that's more like it :)/feels accepted on /talk now
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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I prefer watching bbc news in the morning for my comedy fix(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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I liked that skit about rigged Iranian elections.I don't know where they dream this stuff up.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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I swear the height of the bbc news in the morning is 'And here's a man who collects lawnmower parts from the 1920's'*chortles*
And now the weather.
Repeat
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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Did you ever see their quizzlestick sketch?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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can't say I did fella.(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:39,
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Have a look on youtube at some pointIt's rather good
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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"Show me a motion, sha-la-la-la-la"not furniture related, I'll grant you, but cut a guy some slack.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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I like this picture:you're all welcomed to hate it.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:29,
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The man in the front must trust you all.If I was you I'd organise a coup.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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he'd kick the shit out of me if I even thought about it, he's a bit good at this kendo lark(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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You look like Musashi Miyamoto: The Younger Years(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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No.He looks like Monkey.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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You look like an utter cockend.Not in that picture. Generally.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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I love you a very much.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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What's up with that asian woman?She has a face like a cat
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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No offence to her or anythingIt's just her lips look like those of a cat
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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it's just a distance and very tired from fighting very hard thingshe doesn't look much like that the rest of the time.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:37,
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I wasn't criticising her looksI'm in no position to be able to ;)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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Worst game of red light/green light ever.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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is that the game when people punch each other in the testes until both start seeing the future?(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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When baldmonkey posts, I sing "Shit Thread La-di-da" to the tune of any song, ever.(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
Dude, you fucked Pickle Fairy;your opinion is worth fuck all.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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HahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:34,
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I always sing "don't you know freshen up, you've got to freshen up"And say things like "no spray no lay" when I'm trying to get people to buy some of my aftershave collection in the toilet.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:30,
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New thread.Tell me an anecdote that you have to tell at dinner parties.
If you don't want to do that, then tell me an anecdote that you have to tell at dinner parties.
I will accept anecdotes to tell at the pub as an acceptable substitute.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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I got drunk once and ended up in a barmitzvamy friends found me smoking cigars with the father out the front wearing a skull cap thing.
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I've never been to a dinner partyWhy won't you people invite me? :(
I intend to host a dinner party soon, actually, I'll just have to buy a table a chairs first though...
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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I have people round for dinner about once a week,don't call it a dinner party though that's pretentious.
They can also get to fuck if they expect a desert.
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They should bring onewe are in a recession, after all.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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I've never felt compelled to tell any particular one.I've got a few funny stories, but none of them centre around myself.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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not that you have to tell,that you have, to tell.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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I once signed up to a pie eating contest,and all the other contestants backed out.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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What if your social circle doesn't hold dinner-parties?Is the pub an acceptable substitute?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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I just listen to and judge everyone elses.The operative word is DINNER. If they're talking, they're not eating, leaving more food for ME. I win at dinner.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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I imagine you eat much like John Goodman in the family guy skit.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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I don't let the other people in the roomthat was his mistake.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:17,
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Never mind Family GuyI was thinking of his performance in Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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I remember one time when drunk at a friends family party, I convinced myself that I could speak sign languageThere was this deaf kid there by himself in a wheel chair so I went over to him to cheer him up and and spinned him around in his wheel chair.
I felt really bad when I found out in the morning that he was deaf and blind and I was jamming my hands at his face for half an hour, thinking I was being a nice person. He was smiling and laughing because he knew no better, he couldn't see of hear me, not because of what I though I was doing i.e. shadow puppets with my hands to his face.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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…and then I turned her round and gave her a pearl necklace instead.(
Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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...a lovely pair of birds if a little tough.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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Who wants to play "shit lyrics"?I give you U2:
"A mole, living in a hole
Digging up my soul
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation"
And Des'ree:
"I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news"
I remember when Mark and Lard played this on their radio show for the first time, they stopped the song halfway through and said "Did she really just sing what I thought she sung?" and they replayed that verse and pissed themselves laughing...
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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It's like 10,000 loons when all you need is a wifeAlanis is a b3tan.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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I can't remember who it was that said it originally, but my favourite response to that line was:"no, that's not ironic. It's just bad cutlery management"
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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Steel Panther have got the best lyrics atm.Turn Out The Lights is wicked :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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Probably Ed Byrne.Slagging that song has been part of his routine for about 10 years.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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I'm going to see him in November.WOO
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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I saw him in Apriland will see him again next month. If it's the Different Class tour it's very good.
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magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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If Rhod Gilbert is playing ANYWHERE near you this year, see him. He's fucking awesome.BIG next year.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:51,
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He's already pretty big.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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He was at Warwick,I couldn't go.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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he is still doing his baggage handle joke, which he was doing years ago(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
It would be irony if you needed a knife,and you had just been to the cutlery store and bought 10'000 spoons in a show of defiance against knives.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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I'm not entirely sure even that isn't just a bit of a shitteror being a bit stupid. I think for it to be ironic you'd need the addition of "being a knife dealer" or something similar. I dunno.
EDIT - actually you might be right, I mis-read your last line for some reason.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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To be fair, I think she wrote a multilayered song,where the true irony is that the song has nothing to do with irony.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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To be fairI think she is a bit thick and has no concept of irony.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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Is it Ironicif she writes a song called "ironic" which claims to understand irony but actually doesn't?
Or is that just being shitwitted?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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Shitwitted, but she doesn't know that.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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that would be me.assuming you heard it on here. It's my standard response.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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Hey, hey, you, you, mneuhmymneuhymneuh mneeeeuhHe was a skater fucking boy, she said see you later boy
I can't carry on, I'm getting angry. Fuck off, Lavigne.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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Yeah, rhyming "boy" with "boy". It's a bit weak.(
Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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I want to shit in her eyes and then grind it in with a hammer.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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that's specific retribution, right there.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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You're damn right it is.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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any preference on hammer type?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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Big and rough.Preferably made out of steel and echidnas.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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by lyrics I take it you mean everything.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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I'm sure this was on /talk not too long agoAnyhow.
ANYTHING BY LIAM SPASTIC GALLAGHER AND HIS MENTALLY IMPAIRED BROTHER
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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There was an award for worst pop lyrics announced last weekDesiree won it with that. I think U2 were 5th.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Remember when hip-hop lyricsAlways included references to soap on a rope and the Pope- because the beats and the lines were so dope?
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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don't yo go dissin PE man, i'll bust a cap in yo ass(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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death row, what a brother know!once again back is the incredible, rhyme animal, the untamable D, public enmey number one
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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Five-o said, freeze!And I got numb
Can I tell em that I really never had a gun?
But its the wax that the Terminator X spun
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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now they've got me in a cell cause my records selland a brother like me said well,
farikirs(sic) a prophet and i think you ought to listen to, what he got say to you
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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What he can say to you, what you ought to do.Follow for now, power of the people, say,
Make a miracle, D, pump the lyrical
Black is back, all in, were gonna win
Check it out, yeah y'all, here we go again
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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TURN IT UP, BRING THE NOISE!!1haha, 21 years old and i still listen to it and know the words, respect, black power
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Got a bitch that's fastA bitch that's slow
A bitch who's a virgin
And a bitch that's a ho
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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I got a ho from the EastGot ho from the West
Got a ho who likes to jack it off
And rub it in her chest
Got a ho from the North
A ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:38,
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gonna have to leave this to yo home, i gotta bail, black power(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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"Don't go chasing waterfalls…"Why not? It's not as if they move around much.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Want to know something shit?Me and two friends sang that at school for some god-awful end of year show thing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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I love that song(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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I do toobut it does bring back memories of shitting myself, having to sing that first verse on my own.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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We didn't do too badly.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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It just seems completely incongruous with your present personality.Or at least the one I know from /talk.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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Singing in public, singing pop songs?I love pop music, especially 90s pop music, and I've been singing for years. Still haven't got over the stage fright though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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I had you marked down for a darker personality.My mistake.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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I'm eclectic. To be one or t'other'd be dead boring.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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Forecast for Captain WowDark and gloomy overall with bright patches?
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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I'd like to think it was the other way around....(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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Wouldn't be like a forecaster to fuck the forecast up would it?(
Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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We have to stop with all this mindpissIt's quite worrying.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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Other way round I'd say(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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Here's a romantic ditty...Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed gristle,
debauchery with dead bodies, turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feelings deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood drenched body
Begin the anal grouting...
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Anal grouting...Sexy?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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*panorama music kicks in*(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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..I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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A pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut.McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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+ are all the places I like to pick up girls.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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They really like their pizza(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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Most lyrics are shit,the same themes gone over and over again.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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The new Pig Destroyer album is quite fresh and new.It's written from one of the bands dog's perspective. 'I'm wagging my tail so hard my whole body appears to be dancing' or something like that.
Hang on. Was it Pig Destroyer? Ah. I shall go and look.
I'm a twat, it was Ephel Duath
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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I'm eating cherriesand mourning the loss of my favourite tee shirt.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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Bluestarladyif you go to tesco and look in the kiddies dept, thy have an awesome zebra t shirt for girls, and it goes up to ages 13-14. I have it, it's BRILL.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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I shall do that the next time I go there.Ta :) I've been looking in Primark at the kids tops. They're pretty kick ass.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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Kiddie clothing is always way better than grown up clothing.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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Looks great on my bedroom floor.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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Contrary to what you projectI bet you're a sensitive lover that cries after sex.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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all the time, actually.He's probably sniffling now, wiping his delicate eyes on his lacy sleeves.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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Only if she bites hard enough.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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I sing a soulful 80s power ballad into the mirror when when It's all overteasing my hair to make it even bigger and track down some pants.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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That's some wanking routine...I know, I know /ac
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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wanking into the air conditioning?!?! HARCORE!!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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Oh yesthat's me alright.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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That mace is horrible stuff.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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PfftI *heart* you UToL
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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*finger guns*I gotta be me.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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Also Robbie Williams rhyming 'mon cher' with 'mon cher'in Let Me Entertain You.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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Sunset Rubdown - The Taming Of The Hands That Came Back To LifeDon't get too close; you reflect the west coast air in my chest and the way I hold it in there.
It's the taming of the hands that came back to life when she synchronized swam on the ice in '03.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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Truck driver divorce by Frank Zappa has some pretty awful lyrics.As does The Dangerous Kitchen, though whether that was meant intentionally could be a moot point.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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Zappa's lyrics were intentionally shit though(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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I think he was definitely going for "so shit they're good".(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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not bad so much but i have no idea what wang chung is going on about in dancehall days(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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Mine has a beard on it
that i designed
I used a pen
I used me mind
I used me mind
to design my beard
I used a pen
'thats reet'
Thats how confident I was
I USED A PEN!!!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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i'm a weapon of massive consumptionthanks lily allen
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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Oh I quite like that song...(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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it's an alright tune, but that line stood out as being pretty cheesy(
Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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back when a hoe was a hoecoke was a coke
and cracks what you were doin' when you were crackin' jokes
back when a screw was a screw
the wind was all that blew
and when you said I'm down with that it meant you had the flu
I miss back when
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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Alsowww.b3ta.com/talk/6182373
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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Never mind lyricsthere is a song out at the mo that uses the opening to Echo Beach. I was in a shop and it started, and I thought to myself "oh good, some Martha and the Muffins". Then this shitty shit dropped and I was like "OMG"
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magnum, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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I said I love havin sex But I'd rather get some head, but I'd rather get some head, but I'd rather get some headRidin down the street man I'm in my big car
I scoped a lil sexy lil bad mixed broad
she made my dick stand like kareem abdul jabar
I hit the brakes so hard man I droped my cigar
pussy pretty fat like cash in a wallet
I'm lookin like damn baby girl don't stop n
I'm a take u to my crib girl and screw u like a fraud
or maybe get some head while I'm ridin in the car
either way it go man a nigga gotta bust sumthin wit my dollar
a nigga got dust sumthin high as the moon
I'm a goon like plies spray like big oomp spray it dead in a eyes in ya eyes
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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Oh yeah. The PoliceGiant steps are what you take
Walking on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Walking on the moon
and
I've called you so many times today
And I guess it's all true what your girlfriends say
That you don't ever want to see me again
And your brother's gonna kill me and he's six feet ten
and
The only cheques I've left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind
Everything The Police ever did is shit
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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Seven Days is one of the finest songs ever written,in my opinion.
Not so much because of the lyrics, though.
*puts Sting CD on*
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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don't standdon't stand
don't stand so close to me.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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Generals gather in their massesJust like witches at black masses.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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"Ozzy, this is a great song, but those opening lyrics need work.""W-w-w-what?"
"Well you just rhyme "masses" with "masses". Not much of an opener really and could do with some work."
"H-here. I've got an i-i-idea... hmnnnnnphh..."
"Ozzy... Ozzy what are you doing? O... Ozzy are you shitting yourself? Oh! Oh my god! Oh that's rancid! Jesus Christ how much shit is there! Argh, it's up to my shin. The floor is fucking flooding and it's up to my shin in Ozzy shit! For the love of all that is holy, what are you doing Ozzy?!?"
"Shitting myself IN GREAT MASSES! OH LORD YEAH!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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One Trillion Dollars can buy a lot of bling.
One Trillion Dollars could buy most anything.
/Anti-Flag
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:40,
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Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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"There's a hole in the sky, but don't ask me why'cause I don't know".
/yngwie
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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Thought for the dayA free market society offers a "take-it-or-leave-it" approach to dealing with issues - if you disapprove of Nestle, you can boycott them, for instance. Similarly with online communities, you can always just log off if you don't like what they offer. This is presented as increased participation and freedom of expression.
However, the normal method of expressing disapproval has been to discuss matters, form consensus and compromise. Ostracism/rejection has always been the last step, when all else has failed, and punishes both rejectee and rejecter by denying them any further benefits of involvement.
Modern society is therefore not leading to greater freedom, insofar as greater stakes to resolve at each difference leads to less freedom and more resentment. Compromise is not an option, "take it or leave it" is too final a deadline, and people are forced into one-sided compromise, denial of options, and less than optimum happiness. Would you agree?
tl;dr - what do you look for physically in a potential mate?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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dark hair, strong arms, and a happy smile.2/3 ain't bad.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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OR cute and small, with big eyes and shortish dark hair.but i've never had one of them, so i'm doing my best to become one instead.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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it mostly involves shrinking and wearing clothes with ears.(
sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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YEA bunny hood(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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zomg cat hat too?snap!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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YOU HAVE A CUTE WHITE CATHAT.mine is grey and ugly and it scares my cats.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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it's brilliant.i wore it to sainsburies the other day because i felt sad.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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nooo black and pink!(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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farm4.static.flickr.com/3643/3288766828_9960d30ac0.jpg?v=0
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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ebay used to have a shop that sold themit's not there any more :(
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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Good sense of humour and pretty enough to make the last one jealous(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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I'm a sucker for a girl who can do a good robot dance(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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Joking aside, I think a good sense of humour is about it for me.But I've never been out with someone who wasn't a bit thick in the humour stakes. I've got a terrible taste in women.
I always go for amazing breasts and it always goes wrong. That's why I'm having a break from girls for a bit. Have had GFs even since I can remember.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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None of that sounds big headed.You're admitting having made poor choices in women in the past (based on rather shallow, yet understandable requirements).
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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I guess it depends on what level you interact.People who have the same sense of humour are pretty few and far between. I wouldn't say that anyone I have previously dated and who didn't share my sense of humour was "thick in the humour stakes," just that they enjoyed different comedy.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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My sense of humour is me. It's my most important and best quality I feel :SI'm talking about the usual bimbos who will sit through a mixed routine stand up gig, not laugh once and ask for everything to be explained....guuuuuuhh
Also about finding someone who gets my sense of humour is quite daunting because I'm a weirdo :(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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waab waab waab waab waabThey'll do in the meantime.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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And then you make this facewwwimg.bbc.co.uk/feedengine/homepage/images/sport/_45931590_monye466_146x110.jpg
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And then this facewww.idler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cantona.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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So rather than being 'thick in the humour stakes', they're just thick.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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Hmmm I guess so XSsee, terrible taste in women :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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MehI reckon that everyone thinks they are a weirdo.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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i'm not.i'm an easy-going conformist sort of chap.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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Dogs that scream make me laugh so much that often get the urge to scream back(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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I may have these thoughts but I've also got to maintain my air of rockstar coolness at all timesWhat if a GIRL saw?!?!?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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+ which you've buried in the back garden(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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I don'tI'm the most normal person I know.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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Why hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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*chases*moom moom moom smoooooshy kisses!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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This doesn't apply here.People that don't like /talk stay here and moan about how shit it is.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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i was really hoping that was going to segue into the bel air rap(
well, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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I'm an old softie really, a romantic.I make sure she has enough goods for a jug fuck.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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Hello, thanks for your random burn.Listen to it yesterday whilst in the car. Liked it Frank black tune is well good. Had his first album years ago and lost it. I've download it now.
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BindiBaji, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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It's hard to imagine what the alternative is in the case of one person vs. a large company such as Nestle.You can make suggestions, but they're highly unlikely to take them on board. They're not going to change their way of doing things because of one person.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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Not within the current social structurebut there are thousands of alternatives to the society we currently live in. I don't assume that this is the best, or only workable one, even if it's pretty good on a lot of measures.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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I'm struggling to see how it could work very differently unless large companies didn't exist.Because as soon as the company has a large number of customers all with conflicting interests, it'd be impossible or at least uneconomical for them to adapt their services for every customer.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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You're still thinking in the existing frameworkAn option could be to have "customer's unions", or run all companies as co-operatives. As examples.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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It's true that one person can do anything, but governments canIt might not be our government that does anything, but in the case of Nestle, the African governments can put a ban on their products.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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Yes, that's true.I was seeing this as more of a 'can one person make a large company do what they want' thing, rather than a 'can we stop large companies from doing evil things' though.
More about adapting to personal choice than not being cunts. Maybe I've misinterpreted.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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A lot of change can come through governmentWe probably won't see our dependence of fossil fuels end during our life time, but government, with a strong focus, will make the change we all want.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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I'd go a damn sight further than this.The idea that governments are not strong enough to affect change is a downright lie perpetuated by the right in order to dismiss other political strategies without debating them.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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That's a valid point,but someone like nestle can't discuss all their buisness decisions with all their customers.
edit: In terms of your second point, I don't look for anything in particular, I'm very picky but not for anything specific, If I like them I like them but not for their component parts.
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A great set of dorsal spines and large egg baring cavity.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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and a look in the compound eyes that says "I'll consume you after copulation".(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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Does it not usually end up with the companies with more money just saying "like it or lump it"?or going into such lengthy and expensive "discussions" that the smaller party gives up or loses through lack of funds.
Good shoulders for pulling the plough, bright eyes and a glossy coat. And nice arms. I'm a sucker for manly arms/hands.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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for the mens, obviouslya girl with manly arms might not be so good.
*leaping fives anyway*
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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Pulling the plough?*thumbs pages*
Ah, here we are. Gosh. That does look like fun.
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Sexy wheelbarrow race at a guess.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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don't be sillynot the sex, I have an overgrown garden.
No wait.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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*gets out the secateurs*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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I read the postBut I don't fully understand the implications, so I choose to not answer that question.
Instead I'll repost this as I think it should be more widely distributed.
Oh- big tits in answer to question 2.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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A cavernous womb in which to sow and cultivate my devestatingly potent seed.(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
Also, I've just signed up for twitter.Five minutes in and I've deemed it utterly pointless.
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you should follow meyour online life would be complete and fulfilling, then.
www.twitter.com/mothdust
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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No offence, you loveable imp, but that's really erm...dull.Now, if I were able to be notified of every fall of wicket in a cricket match, or tomorrow's weather, or engineering works on the tube, or the day's headlines, that would be good.
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but that's USEFUL.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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i'm totally on there too, with my bunny ears./inkybinkybee
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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Dark eyes/hair/skinI'm a sucker for the mediterranean look.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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I have none of those things.Maybe pale skin.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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That's why I'm eating an ice-pop.Cola flavoured.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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*Hugs back**gets too hot*
*wants an ice-pop*
*cries*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Just say Africans you racist!'mediterranean look' jeeeez
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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Spanish, Itlaian, African, it's all goodAs long as they have nice tits.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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Flapjack, I like you. I really do.So I don't want you to take this personally;
You are completely and utterly incorrect, and your argument is illogical.
There are many other options open to people to deal with organisations, ideas, communities, etc. that they disagree with. You have asserted that the "take it or leave it" model is the only strategy available, and you have provided precisely no evidence to back this up.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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any other ways than your "campaign of violence against a innocent populace" model?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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Don't knock it, that strategy has been used successfully by your country in mine for eight hundred years now.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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I don't mean to say it's the only onebut it's certainly a strong contender for most dominant, and is actively pushed as a solution that increases freedom (especially by the economic right).
To the extent that "freedom of choice equates to freedom" becomes almost axiomatic. There are other options, and they shouldn't be overlooked.
Which bit is illogical? I can see the disagreement with premises clearly enough.
( www.b3ta.com/talk/4454608 )
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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ActuallyThe first thing I said was "in a free market society", which covers the feeble witterings of my previous post.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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The assertion that the free market offers only the take it or leave it approach is a false dichotomy, you are begging the question.And while you may not have meant that that was an absolute, you stated it as such.
I'd agree with you that the right have been successful in recent years at narrowing the concept of freedom alarmingly, but combating this requires rigorous logical and theoretical precision.
Despite the terminology used in the previous statement, I am not, and have never been, a Marxist.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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It's a base assumption of the free market system, like homo economicus, isn't it?Maybe not even an assumption, more a benefit. I'm not being very rigorous.
I'm also taking bets for who will first reply with "hehehe homo".
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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It is, but the assumption is closely linked to the equally false assumption that the market will continually evolve to meet the needs of the consumer.So closely linked that to analyse either proposition individually would be disingenuous.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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That the whole edifice is based on false assumptionsis not something I'd deny.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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breath(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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Mainly nice eyes.I'm a fan of facial hair also, though stubble more than beards or moustaches.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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My beard is way better than any stubble.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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I shaved my beard off recently but left the moustache.Mainly to see what it looked like. I look like Josef Stalin.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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I've been reading Montefiorre's book on Young Stalin.It turns out the chap was also a pirate.
Top fellow.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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I read that.It actually made me like the guy. He was quite the dashing blade as a young revolutionary.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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He got quite surreal as he aged, though.He gave up after wiping out half of the Ukrainians saying he was tired of the whole project.
I've never been able to understand the logic of that.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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There's a great quote in that bookWhen he asks about whatever happened to the Russian Church.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Try shaving your beard down the middle next time and having mutton chops.You'll never have to buy a pint in a pub again, people love 'em.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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Done that - last year when I still had long hair.I looked like a ginger James Hetfield.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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Class.I did mine for a bet and kept them for a few weeks. The MC from Pendulum told me they looked awesome. Didn't buy me a pint though, the cunt.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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Mutton chops are awesome.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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GET IN!(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Yeah, I'd go with that.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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alsoen.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paradox_of_Choice:_Why_More_Is_Less
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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Hahanow there is someone who's tried to order an egg sandwich in the US.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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Physically they must have massive boobs.Low self-esteem is a bonus.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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I like to live by my own code, the problem is morality is instilled in us, but it is not formed by us it has been formed by others.We've all been institutionalised, if someone goes against the institution then the masses see this as incorrect, and we ostracise them.
I like petite, big eyed, short hair or very long hair (black/brunette) with a sense of humour, a decent logical head on their shoulders. However this kind of person I will never attract because I am cynical and a bit of a cunt.
I'm not sure either of your questions are answered by either of my answers
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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Maybe not, butMorality is a social institution, I'd suggest.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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the issue is institutionalisation kind of destroys individualism, but creates order for progression to be madeAnarchism just causes destruction.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Morality is ethics applied on a personal level.The social institution isn't morality per se, but most people defer their own ethical choices to it because they can't or prefer not to think for themselves.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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Thinking for yourselfis only the logical working-out and prioritising of certain moral axioms, and those axioms are generally dependent on the society you're raised in, with a few that seem to be built-in to most humans.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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I don't think you work axioms out so much as you declare them,and that the axioms define the thing you're talking about. The problem at large is that the term "morality" is not well-defined, if there is no absolute agreement on what constitutes its axioms. I think this is largely a result of a refusal to acknowledge that it ought to have axioms at all, such that most people have a pretty fuzzy concept of it as a whole, usually only relying on personal conscience and what would get them into trouble.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Sorry, that's what I meant to say -a working-out of the consequences.
Absolute agreement would require absolute moral facts, I think this is where it falls down.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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Absolute agreement on every little detail probably will never come about,but at the moment, there isn't even agreement on what morality fundamentally means. People refuse to define it. By what set of universal principles can an act be judged by?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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I don't think it's necessarily a refusalas an inability to derive a "should" from an "is". I personally think any universal morality will only come about due to the suppression of other moralities, not due to some inherent logical truth.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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I think that's why I consider it a "refusal" as such,because there's a fear that by defining morality in an unambiguous way would oppress some group of people or other, and be akin to tyranny.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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Ah, I seeI'm not afraid to state my beliefs and fight for them, even though I know that they have no universal grounding. Neither do any others which are being fought for, and if I didn't hold any "shoulds" without supreme objective guidance, I'd have no morality whatsoever.
I justify this pragmatically by saying that my "shoulds" try not to impose themselves beyond that of avoiding harm to others, and don't require belief in the Unknowable Infinite or deities. Although they do require assent to propositions that suffering and stress are less desirable than pleasure and flourishing, say.
What's the alternative?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:33,
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"should" is only relative to goals.If I want to achieve X, I "should" do Y.
But what "should" I want to achieve?
If there is a purpose to the Universe, it would provide the answer to that. I should want to achieve what the Universe is for. And what I think it is for is understanding, because that's exactly what it's been leading up to this last 13.8 billion years.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:39,
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But a) there's no evidence for the "if"and b) there's no evidence for the last bit. Even if there's a purpose, we could be oblivious of or unreachable to any evidence. Plus there's the difficulty of defining what "understanding" is.
On balance, the hypothesis that teleology is an artifact of having brains that are fine-tuned for social interaction strikes me as the more likely, so far. But I remain open to other hypotheses, pending evidence.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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Bare with me,I'm on the forefront of my own understanding here.
a) any reasons for the "if" must transcend evidence as such,
b) if there is a purpose, something in the Universe has to come aware of it at some point, otherwise it would go permanently unfulfilled, which would be EPIC FAIL.
My reasoning for this is that understanding, or attempting to, seems to be the primary activity of the rational mind, whether the brain as a whole is tuned for social interaction or not. Indeed, the most logical people tend to be quite poor at the social side of things. Not that I don't think the social side is important. Of course, we're also fine-tuned to exist in the physical world as well.
I'm basically looking at what the Universe has done so far and assumed it's leading up to something. What it's produced so far, unless our entire planet is some kind of massive red herring, is surely indicative of what it was set up to do. "Form and function," as my school biology teacher used to say.
I can't conceive of any meaningful kind of morality without some purpose to the Universe, so it's certainly of practical value to me that there be one.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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Hmma) if there is a purpose, wouldn't it be advantageous (and really very little effort) for that purpose to be clearly indicated to rational minds?
b) Not necessarily, it could be for the purpose of some extra-universal being. A car engine has a purpose and no internal knowledge of its purpose.
c) That's an immense assumption, no?
d) You don't live to a morality now?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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Well, the idea of a general agreement on morality is kind of the basis of law.If we don't all (or most of us) agree that something is wrong, then as a society we shouldn't punish it. If everyone has different morals, then should the law be altered for different people?
And personally, I'd say morality is formed by us, and continues to be changed by all of us. It's not fixed.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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I read some Nietszche recentlyhe was saying something along the lines of 'pride will always overcome memory' basically suggesting that if we do something that people consider 'evil' whilst our memory initially remembers the events as they were, i.e. you performing the 'evil' event, but these memories will be overwritten with your own pride.
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I don't know if that's philosophy or psychology.Sounds more like psychology to me, though. People do get defensive, and confabulate.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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It was philosophyit's been confirmed by psychology. I forget what it's called, I think it was a Kahneman and Tversky bias.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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I'd see it as a structure consisting of what the majority think of as being immoral, roughly.A common agreement on what is immoral and what punishment should result from it.
If the majority change their ideas of what is moral then the law will, or at least should, adapt to that.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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ah ahh "should".the law "should" do this or that because it is a moral agent. but I don't think it necessarily should be swayed by the will of the mob, fortunately it isn't otherwise homosexuality would still be illegal for instance...
The law, as a moral agent, has the moral duty to do what IS right, irrespective of what the people affected by it think is right, and even, confusingly, irrespective of what the moral agent itself thinks is right. This is why all moral agents have a primary duty to think about what they're doing and to formulate good reason for their moral beliefs before their moral duty to do what they think is right can become manifest. That is, in order to do right, one must try one's best to align what one thinks to what actually is.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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And how do you define what actually is right, rather than what the majority think is right?I'm not necessarily disagreeing. I have heard of polls claiming that the majority of people want to reintroduce the death penalty.
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well this is the problem outlined above,nobody seems to have a definition of it. Everybody seems to have a vague woolly sense of what it is in everyday practice, but nobody, when asked, can actually say what it is.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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Well, down there I said 'will doing this harm anyone else?'But I suppose that's no help when dealing with punishment. Personally I'd like to see punishment much more about rehabilitation than just revenge.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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oh yes,me too, I see no moral value in punishment at all unless it's intended to change someone for the better. Otherwise it's just self-satisfaction.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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It's how it started and how it's viewedBut in a multicultural society it's a political agreement, rather than a moral agreement: you find common ground to make life livable and efficient, because life would be less pleasant without them, and not because you share a belief in the underlying moral reasons.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Yeah, I have problems with seeing what's immoral with personal drug use, for example.Apart from the obvious funding of organised crime, which is a result of the illegality rather than the drug itself.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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have you read this week's Bad Science?www.badscience.net/2009/06/this-is-my-column-this-is-my-column-on-drugs-any-questions/
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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my own understanding of morality centres around duties rather than rights as the fundamental objects.I don't believe anybody has a right to self destruction, because such interferes with the duty to do good in the world. Rights are only an artifact of everyone performing their duties.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Illegal drugs don't necessarily lead to self destruction,any more than alcohol, tobacco, gambling etc do. Personally I see morality more in terms of 'will doing this harm anyone else?'
I suppose you could construct an argument about self-destruction harming those around you, but I think self-destruction is something it's impossible to legislate against.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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that's a common view of morality especially amongst young people,I suppose it's a step up from the old-style "thou shalt not" absolutism, but it can very easily get all tangled up, especially if negligence can be considered a moral wrong. It might be impossible, or at least meaningless, to legislate against self-destruction, but it can still be wrong without the law.
I think in general, anything that focuses one's attention inwardly on the sensations, on indulgence and physical pleasures, has a tendency to make a person a worse, and a less competent moral agent, because your duty is to others, not to yourself and your senses.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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Unless self-destruction is the optimum way to increase good in the worldsuicide bombers, kamikaze pilots, etc.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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oh yeah,in some situations self-destruction might be a person's duty. But it's never a right. Rights are peculiar things, destructive in themselves to my mind, even as concepts. It encourages people to put themselves first, focus on the ego, "I have the right to this and that". Everybody having the right to everything, and nobody having the duty to provide it, will never get anywhere. It's ethical gridlock.
Whereas rights emerge naturally out of individuals' moral duties to each other. "I have a duty to feed the poor," and so, the poor effectively have the right to be fed.
Your duty is to make the world better, not simply avoid making it worse.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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I agree with thisrights are OK when used negatively to define a state's duties to its citizens, but not as a positive "thing" that people possess independently in and of themselves.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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I like big sexy brainsand sexy standing with hands on hips types who tut at you disapprovingly, and women who pick fights with other women for no other reason than it's funny or because they "just don't like 'em", and gals who threaten to stab you in the eye with a fork if you so much as look at the prettier younger sister whilst meeting the folks.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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you like to live dangerously(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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And people who have their lives mapped out all nicely terrify me(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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I'd say my general feeling towards such folks is a mixture of bafflement and boredom.My parents have been going on at me about my pension since I was 5.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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Umm... well...... hello.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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Mainly a good sense of humour, I'm a slut for funny.Physically, beards, long hair and tallness don't go amiss.
For women it's long hair again, pretty eyes and lots of curves. Also short. My height or below.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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2/3 isn't bad, says binky.You may marry me.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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Which 2, though?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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Tall and beardyhe said, offering her a polite escape clause.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Well that's good then.Thing is, Flaps, some dopey sod's gone and asked me to marry him. No, I have no idea.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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I'm happy to act as a friendly placeholder/ac
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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I have the long hair,maybe we can come to some kind of agreement
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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What do YOU look for in a potential mate, Flappers?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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PhysicallyPretty eyes, a pretty smile, nice curves. In that order. Dimples help A LOT.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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I'd go with that- eyes count for a lot.Never been too bothered about dimples- although it seems my previous girlfriends liked them.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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YesAnd I don't. I'm just too damned ugly!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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I do agree. But I don't think that it could be another way really.I like all sorts of different things. Mainly a massive wilkins though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Why not? It has been and almost certainly will be.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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heheheheheheheh you like big willies :D(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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Morning!Is it 26C and sunny where you are?
Today I bring you: www.arseholes.co.uk/
Look at the top of the left column.
edit: CR3, I HATE YOU, YOU ALWAYS SPOIL OUR FUN!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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The thing on my computer tells me it's 19C and partially cloudy.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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I suggest not using the computer, and going outside to see for yourself.Less indoors, more outdoors.
Vote JMG.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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I've been outside for a while this morning.Right now, I need to use the computer for SCIENCE so am using b3ta at the same time.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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It's gone up to 20 since I made my first post.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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There's some sort of inverse temperature relation between where I am and where you are.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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Yes it isand I'm not clicking that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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It's a list of free domains.margaretthatcher.co.uk could be yours!
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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I was born in 1984apparently I'm not allowed to know who she is, what she's about or vocalise any opinion I might have about her.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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They're not free.It's some cockend that's bought a load of domain names hoping to sell them on.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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I meant "free" not in the monetary sense.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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Free in the sense that some front running cunt has bought them allin the hope of making bundles of cash
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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It's entirely safe.For a safer looking link try www.1984.co.uk, and pretend you clicked on the arseholes one.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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www.poxy.co.ukI want that one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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I want Bum.co.ukAlso this bit code makes my icon go to the otherside...
yØ←№▬√
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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for some reason your donation icon was after the date.oh look it still is. After the "reply" link
LOL I should have read your post.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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hehehe, I know why.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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It was suppose to be this :Swww.b3ta.com/talk/6230324
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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It's just the arrow like I thought,but it's not doing it for my posts now.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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it isbut I don't think it can be the first char, maybe?
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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And now it's gone backThey've all gone back.
I think cr3 has fixed it :(
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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For the record it wasn't a visible character.‫
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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test☻ now hold ctrl and scroll down with mouse wheel
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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←
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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How come when I just did the arrow it didn't do that for me?←
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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Because I'm specialI have to wear a helmet and everything
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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It's not doing it anymore :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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Aww, someone has fixed itOr it's just not working for me any more :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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This is all cr3's faultI think it's time for a coup.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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I really don't see the point in cr3 (or another mod) disabling it.Seriously, what harm did it do?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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weeeellI did for a split second see an error, it's possible it was doing some harm, but not stuff that we could see.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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He should be double jealous of you then.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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works in firefox but not safari(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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Explain that with more words.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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Safari and Chrome both use the same rendering engine called webkitThis is the bit of the browser that interprets the HTML and displays it for you.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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yØ←№▬√
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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It's certainly sunny, not sure about the temperature.Hot enough for me to have had my lunch by the lake.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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It's nice enough here.I've just put some washing out. EXCITING TIMES
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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Same hereIt's actually a good day for washing, nice and hot and a little blowy.
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It's overcast here and I'm gonna guess about 21C.If the sky clears, I'm getting the hamock out.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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Eartist?An artist working purely with shed skin from ears?
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Bats, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:55,
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not on casematesit was roasting yesterday though
did you have storms last night? so much for putting the washing out grrr
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I NO!I decided to go for a walk up to the mountains at lunchtime yesterday. Not one of my better ideas, baking hot & I was eaten alive by mozzies.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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wowI can see the big fucking estepona mountain from my rooftop terrace.
one day i will venture there.
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You're shit.You're even shitter than Master of Turnips if he rolled around in poo.
Shit!
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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You're just angry because I won't go on MSN.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Currently you're not allowed to protest near WestminsterBut what if thousands of people descended on Westminster Square in a very slow trickle and – when challenged about protesting – just said they were there by themselves and not part of a group or protest and didn't know a single other person there?
What could John Q Law do?
EDIT: OMG INTERNETLAWYERMAN just got in contact with me!
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applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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it's good enough for meif it's good enough for the Koran
IT'S HOW IT'S GOT TO BE!
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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It'd still be a protest.NEXT.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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Would they then force everyone to disperse?What if everyone just wanted to sit down and have some sandwiches and some iced tea?
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applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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That'd be fine I suppose.But what you implied was that the intent to protest would be there, but you'd be crafty about it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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Sorry, forgive meWhat if everyone just wanted to sit down and have some sandwiches and some iced tea that they'd bought on expenses?
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applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Christ, bit cheap for expenses thatI was thinking more "Champagne and Caviar"
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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Are you suggestiong we try this?I'd be up for it.
Plus you could say you were the victims of a social experiment.
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have a cup if tea?Yeah, but I've run out of tea and milk :o(
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jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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There's not nearly enough wanking in protestingLets all march on Westminster this afternoon and wank.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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Not being able to have a public wank in WestminsterI think.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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Nice oneyou bring the banners, I'll sort out the wanking gloves
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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Isn't there a masturbation festival now?Wankers of the world unite!
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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I bet the music is a bit sameyeveryone's either playing the banjo or the pink oboe.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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Ask them to move on.It'd be incredibly difficult to organise something like that without some sort of authority becoming aware.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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Just attach the details to the bottom of an MP's expense claim form(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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THEY PUT RADIOS IN MY TEETH :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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I don't knowProtesters get on my tits for some reason.
In other news my son has just cut his hand on a mirror in the changing room in asda, where some little cunt has chipped away at the edge of a mirror. The women who helped us said she caught the lads trying to chip a hole from one changing room to another to spy yesterday so it's probably them. Masses of blood yet it was only a tiny cut. They cleaned him up, gave him some starburst and sent him on his way.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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They are quite nicehe sat in the trolly the whole way round scoffing them, he thought it was his birthday because I never let them eat sweets.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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I used to love... gnnn... OPAL FRUITS when I was little.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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I liked joosters :(they don't seem to do them anymore.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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I always forget they were opal fruitsStarburst is a rather rubbish name.
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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It is a bit.It's not even plural so it doesn't make grammatical sense!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:44,
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why was he running his hand round the edge of the mirror?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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He was dabbing up the last of the choppy chop chop(
applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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probably because he's a child?it's what they do. Inquisitive and all that stuff.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Because kids do these things?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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He wasn't, he was trying to get past the trolly to sit on the little chair and put his hand on the wall where the mirror was to steady himself.(
Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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Wrong answer, Spam!You've been outvoted!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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hahaha, Although i do agree with the lot of you and had he been running his hand around the mirror I would have said the same thing.(
Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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come to think of it,I only really asked because I know that's the sort of thing kids do, although I've never understood why, although I know that if I'd done that when I was a kid, my mum would have asked me why I'd done it and said it was my own fault.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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you really shouldn't make him do obstacle courses in the changing room, you knowterrible parenting, etc ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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Quick, call social services and report me, i don't deserve to be a parent.(
Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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U killed Babby PHangings to gud fur U. Wiv d Anglepoises now.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:44,
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Coz he's an ikkle bit unnnnggggggg dibble dabble(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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Why not organise that protest you have just describedAnd find out?
I'll turn up to it.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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i'll be in namco across the water having a pint and playing ms pacman, but i'll be with you in spirit(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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You will probably be throwing bricks at usAnd calling us Commie bastards.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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this whole protests just seems to be applehead trying to arrange a picnic in westminster square(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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I'd protest somewhere better than Westminster.Maybe Zebrano's Bar. It's nice there.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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What do we want?Legalisation of cannabis!
When do we want it?
Whenever
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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I went to a cannabis festival in Brixton a few years ago with a mate who was in an Irish legalize cannabis organisationwho was giving a speech there.
He didn't end up talking 'cos he was too fucked on skunk.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:37,
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What a lightweight.They should hire ME. I'll wang on about puff until everyone gets bored of me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Isn't that what stoned people do anyway?Or do I just know too many coke fiends?
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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I mean 'without losing the power to speak'Stoned people in my house discuss Mahmoud I'mADinnerJacket. Or at least, they did last night.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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They should be discussing the merits of surfing penguins(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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I'd wear a T-Shirt under my jumper with a slogan.No one would be able to see it, but I'd know it was there.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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Lo.That's my black power smiley thing.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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This is my Steven Hawkins falling over╘0yØ←№▬√
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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NothingWhat would it achieve?
Edit: they can always invoke public safety byelaws to move people on anyway, so in addition to achieving nothing it would also not last long.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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*shrugs*I'm in a bad mood.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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It's already been done.www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=46124&in_page_id=34&in_a_source=
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I've just seen a blokekick the car door of someone who was driving whilst talking on his phone.
Whilst I agree the car driver is an inconsiderate cnut, does that seem a little excessive?
Discuss
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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I'd take his car door off and hit him back with it.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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THIS SONG IS A BIT RUDEin an early hip hop "ooh" kind of way
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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get this, when I see someone on the phone I kick them in the head.(
GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Just on the phone in general?What if someone's phoning an ambulance?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Vigilantes are the best people in the world.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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...for the last time you're not Batman MoT.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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Then how do you explain my cave?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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That's a carboard box in your garden...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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and all my kick ass gadgets?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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Pencil case with various rulers and felt tips...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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and my girlfriend, catwoman?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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... shit.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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I ran a jay walker over last night.And kept going.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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i nearly got run over todaychatting on my blackberry walked across the pedestrian crossing when it was on red.
oops
i was a bit embarrassed
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I'd get out of my car and kick him in the phone(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Did he leave a dentOr was it just a little *thunk*?
If he kicked with intent to dent, then yes, taking it a tad too far.
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My car is dented to fuck all ready because I like to pretend it's a spitfire.I've sped past a cyclist and slapped his lyrca arse before as he pushed past and bent my wingmirror. I shouted back "PEEEEOW DON'T TRY AND SQUEEZE PAST YOU CUNT!"
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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Haha clicked(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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if he crashes/knocks someone over, it'll probably hurt his car worse.I wouldn't kick a moving car, that seems a bit mental.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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the kicker was a motorbikebut both were stationary when it happened
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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They both sound like inconsiderate tossers if you ask me.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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What if you're both moving at the same speed?(
Theoban What of it, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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I'm going to steal that.And try to make money from it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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I'd push him into a nettle bush(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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jenpots; always ready to finger a bad cunt(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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:oDIt's the only spelling I will point out. If you're gonna swear, you might as well do it properly.
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jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Maybe he's a history buffen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut_the_Great
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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when i see someone on the phone when driving i get so angry i have to pull over and cry(
Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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Hang onIf the bloke was driving how did the bloke kick the car?
Was the car stopped at some lights? Or did the bloke run really fucking fast alongside the car so he could kick it?
More detail required.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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...b3ta.com/talk/6230190
The car had pulled out in front of the bike, then stopped a few yards further up at a junction
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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but was the door open, or what?I can't work out how you can kick a car door off while it's shut.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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OF ONE F(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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"Kicked the door of someone"not "kicked the door off..."
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:15,
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Oh.Suddenly this thread is less interesting.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Ah, see,important bit of info. So it was more about the biker being cut up than the phone thing.
I'd probably have kicked the car as well. Or at least called him a cunt.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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No...he was shouting at him about being on his phone, inferring, I thought, that he cut him up because he was on the phone
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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I'm finding this amazing how people cannot just understand this from the off from your first post.Use your common sense people!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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it seems impressive.I can't imagine how that's even possible.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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It seems stupidUnless he has a really powerful kick.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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Wait a minute -Did you say he was on a bike?
Did he dismount and kick, or kick from the bike?
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I once punched a bus for driving right past my bus stopThis achieved nothing.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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You needed a Honda Accord, I think.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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I've thought about getting oneBut I'm scared the power will go to my head and I'll go crazy and be pinning people to walls all over the country. I imagine Kim Jong Il has a Honda accord
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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I was behind a Honda Accord yesterdayAnd the driver actually shook his fist out the window at someone. I was quite scared.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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It took me two missed buses to realise the sign on the stop that said"Bus stop out of order."
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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anyone who is actually too distracted by a phone conversationto drive safely is a fucking retard that shouldn't be allowed cutlery unaided, let alone a licence to pilot a potentially lethal tonne of machinery at speed.
/LOLMGControversial
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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Speed limits are bollocks too.I can go much faster than the speed limit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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Speed limits were made ages ago when cars were much shitter than they are.You can safely go 20 miles an hour faster that 70 on the motorway.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Oh, I agreebut sadly, Dumfies and Galloway Court didn't. So now I'm poor.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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This is true,although any crash that does happen would be much worse. And fuel economy would be terrible.
The 55mph speed limits in the US were introduced during the fuel crisis, because that was the most economical speed to drive at.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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That's the main reason the limits won't be increased (the fuel, not the crashes)Crashes would be much worse, but apart from ones in trafic jams I'd assume that most accidents on motorways occur at higher speeds than 70mp/h already
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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they probably do,but if the limit was 90, people would drive at 110.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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I don't think so.People drive at over 70 miles an hour because they feel safe doing so. I'm not sure how many people's cars would feel safe when in excess of 100 miles an hour so I don't think many people would do it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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People drive at over 70 because they're impatient.Besides, plenty of people have cars that can cope with going over 100 these days, all the fancy BMWs and stuff that's on the road these days. Maybe not your family hatchbacks, but having two classes of cars that go at different speeds would introduce dangers of its own. And we've already got the lorries and coaches that can't really go much faster.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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I already do.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:39,
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If we're being serious, I'd think that's too much, as you need to look at the screen to do that.I find it quite interesting though, my phone is my satnav. So by the letter of the law, I can legally program that whilst driving but not use it as a phone. Even though it amounts to doing the same thing.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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Controversial: maybe.True: yes.
Unless phoning for an ambulance. But then that's what speakerphone/handsfree is for.
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Or the side of the roadwhile stationary.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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PreciselyAs surely if you're phoning for an ambulance it'll be either for you, your passenger, or someone at the side of the road.
If the ambulance is for you then you shouldn't even be driving.
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I'm disappointed, Flappersno fucker is arguing with me. What's the point of posting something borderline ridiculous if people aren't going to get shouty?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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I'm officially one of those safety nazisso I'm prevented by the terms of my job contract from disagreeing with even the most hysterical pro-driving-safety viewpoint
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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The problem is there are just too many laws governing what we can & can't dopeople aren't stupid, just poorly trained.
Driving lessons should include speeding whilst on the phone & smoking with a can of Tennants Super between your legs. If they are a recreational drug user they should also be on their drug of choice.
Once they can do this with no problems they pass their test & we can get rid of all these silly laws.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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You forgot the other trickDriving with your bare feet while changing a shirt after a four-hour drive from Cardiff.
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I reckon you should have to do more advanced stuff,like how to control a skid. What you learn in driving lessons as they are is all well and good as long as nothing goes wrong.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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yeahbut if anything useful about car control was actually taught, then loads of mouth-breathers would never pass their tests. And then oh fucking christ, what would we do, all people have the RIGHT to drive their fat arses everywhere and screw the safety of the rest of the population.
I know people who struggle to tie their shoelaces but have driving licences. Terrifying.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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I disagree on the "stupid" thing.if you need to be trained to drive properly, you aren't cut out to drive. It should be second nature. You should be able to have a million distractions going on and still notice the bike coming down the inside out of the corner of your eye, but it should be subconscious, not learned. Bar the actual "how to operate a motor vehicle" part of driving lessons, anyone that needs training should simply be banned from driving. Cuts accidents and congestion at a stroke.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Age old debate here...But what's the age at which you have to re-take a driving test? Is it over 75?
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It should be 30.seeing how anyone over that age is old.
Although, in all seriousness, I think that people who took their tests a significant time ago (ie when roads were less crowded and cars were less technologically advanced) should have to take a stripped down test.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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AgreedI was about to say something along those lines; not because older people are incapable drivers or anything, but because factors change such as car prowess and brake reaction distance as one ages.
My grandad's 73 and hasn't had a re-test yet, he's in the pinnacle of health but his driving definitely isn't what it used to be.
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that's nonsense,nobody ever gets really good at anything without training and a lot of practice.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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You might have noticed I'm not being entirely serious here.but, for the purposes of following through with it
training and practice for car control, yes, I agree. If you need training and practice to spot other road users, or rapidly process the number of possible scenarios involving these other users, and take appropriate action, then driving isn't something you should be doing. i.e., if you need to consciously think at all, even for a millisecond, to be able to drive safely, then you shouldn't be doing it. It doesn't need to be taught.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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I don't know how you do teach that sort of thing, to be honest,but it's like a sort of habitual thought. Practice can get you into the habit, and then it becomes second nature.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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It's what the hazard perception test is supposed to be there for.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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I saw a bad accident yesterday involving 3 cars* and a tractorHow anyone can not see a tractor is beyond me.
*It might have just been 2 cars and the third was there to help before the police came.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:26,
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What had happenedHad both cars hit the tractor, or had one car hit the tractor then the other car gone into the back of the first?
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YEAHStop training atheletes because their athletisism is second nature. Musicians should never study as it is second nature.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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for the purposes of argumentapart from the fact than I'm not arguing this seriously, separate driving into two parts: Car control, which of course you must learn and practice, and inate common sense, which if you have to practice or train then you shouldn't drive.
Does that make more sense? In the same way that you train as a musician in order to "control" the instrument, but you can't train your natural ability to know what sounds good and what doesn't.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:35,
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STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!I've just had a cadburys caramel and there were only 6 fucking chunks.
When the fuck did that happen?
I want my other fucking chunk.
What sweet/chocolate bar do YOU think is too small/expensive etc etc
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FAT ATTACKj.photos.cx/1210296673858-140.gif
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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This is a terrible insight.People joke about these kind of things. But incredibly fat people must be stopped.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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HAHAH!I love the sneaky jump at the end..
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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the idea that something that size can be "sneaky" is hilariouslike an elephant hiding behind a palm tree
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Perhaps sneaky is the wrong wordBut it was a surprise to me after the brutal powerbomb. I thought the girl had had enough!
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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About since when they started making them?There's always been 6 chunks on cadburys bars.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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were there?gosh I fell like a bit of a cunt now :(
I could have sworn there were 7 chunks....
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Swear on your mum's life?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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Is it really that important?Also, is it maybe Galaxy that has 7 chunks?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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I've never paid attention to the numbers.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Ice age heat wave, can't complain.If the world's at large why should I remain?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Sorrymore pressing matters. I've potentially ruined my new favourite tee shirt by washing it when there was a rogue navy face cloth in the machine. GAH
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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OopsIs it still wet? You might be able to save it by hot-rinsing it in a bowl with some powder.
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It is still wet.I've put some stain remover on it and am hoping for the best
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Good luck with thatIt's the reason why no male in my household is allowed to use the washing machine.
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I knowI meant that while you did it by accident, the men of our household think it's OK to put in a week's worth of shirts with a red pair of boxers.
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what they fuck gave them the ideathat owning red boxer shorts was acceptable?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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Not just redBut 'stone-wash' grey, green and the strange orangey-brown pair that nobody confesses to actually owning.
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SexistI've never fucked up my washing. Other than putting too much stuff in & having foam pouring out the machine, but that doesn't count.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Not sexist reallyAs it only applies to three men, and because it's happened a total of four times before. It's a precautionary measure. And not because they're men.
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You can buy colour run remover from Wilko's for times like these. It's grrrreat.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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Or those funny tissue thingsYou put them in with the wash and they suck up the colour.
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I NOIf it is ruined, I hope I can get another one. It's a teenage boys tee shirt from Primark.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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CALL NCIS(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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Needs more BM podcast.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Mars barsThey used to be massive. About as thick as your wrist. Also there are decidedly less Maltesers in a standard bag now.
Also didn't a Caramel/Dairy Milk always have 6 chunks?
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Creme eggsThey are rubbish now. Still tasty though.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Creme eggs and wispas are the only chocolate worth having.Oh and boosts
But thats definitly it.
Oh and star bars.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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ChocopologieWay too expensive...
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I think the world's rainforests have shrunk in size,(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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A finger of rainforest is just enough to give your kids a treat(
broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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Look. I'm sorry. But I've done it now so I might as well link to it.baldmonkeystuff.blogspot.com/
Episode 16. We tried to change it about a bit and make it better. We failed. We've pretty much decided to do one more in a fortnight and call it day.
I don't feel too bad; at least we tried to do something. You never know until you try. We know.
After that we'll probably start on a youtube channel. That'll be shit too
I'm sorry.
But not as sorry as I am attention seeking.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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You should have stopped 1 second after you came out of your mum's womb.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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Gosh.That's jolly hurtful, you bastard.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Fine,it would have been better if you were stillborn.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Only joking, that's far too hurtful.I like you actually Baldmonkey. You've improved the quality of my life.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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I'm better than everybody on here.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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You've not improved the quality of my life JMG.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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What have you done that's improved my life, JMG?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Shown up. Allowed you access to JMG banter.From an incredibly safe distance, I add.
Well done, me.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I'm glad you are alive.If you weren't I wouldn't have the hope of you dying of cancer.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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Awww.Shall we hug this out?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I want you.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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I don't think they are that bad.Better than what most of these uneventful spastics do.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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I really really really want this bag.www.itsgorgeous.co.uk/magento/bags/weekend-overnight-bags/paper-plane-overnight-bag.html
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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I really really want america to burst into flames.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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Death to the west!(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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But I like Cornwall.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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That's lovely.I'm proper falling asleep at my desk.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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We need something to make you laugh*gets undressed*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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Don't be silly :)(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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Oh right, sorryYou are already feeling unwell ;)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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Looks like a veiny meat bag with an envelope sellotaped to it..(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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Why bother doing another one if it's that bad?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Maybe he enjoys doing it?I'm making an EP at the moment with a few friends. We know it's pretty bad, but we're having fun.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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If he enjoys it then he should carry on past one more(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Perhaps he wants to try something else.Christ, I don't know.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Why do anything?Why breathe?
Why watch television?
Why read books?
Why do Friz?
Why be so shit all the fucking time?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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I'd totally finger your foetid snatch.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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I'd probably do that Brookers once or twice then never phone her again(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Missile tits.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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whatever happened to her?Wasn't she the first signed youtube geek or something.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=47321
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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To tell you the truth I only listened to one,I didn't hate it and I don't think you deserved the stick you got for it.
Probably due to the way you spammed it.
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Don't be bloody sorrycos a few wankers thought they'd makes themselves feel all important by taking this piss.
Fuck them!
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jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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They are shit.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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We do.We didn't to start with. But now our frustration at being shit is ruining it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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I understand that.But you could get better at it, if you're not bored doing podcasting.
Anyways, just don't stop cos a bunch of wankers on the internet took the piss. Easy to take the piss, not so easy to give it a go.
/jenpots thought of the day.
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jenpots, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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Maybe we'll do them now and again.Who knows.
We wanted to do one last one because we felt it would be wrong to stop before we address the issue of Basingstoke.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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No not that pissTHIS piss
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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*Nation of JMG Anthem*Report in fitness fighters!
What are we making up about JMG today?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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I hear JMG is all members of Right Said Fred rolled into one.(
executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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YOOU'RE MY MATE AND I WILL STAND BY YOUYOU'RE MY MATE AND I WILL STAND BY YOU
IN THE FACE OF THINGS THAT MIGHT HURT YOU
YOU'RE MY MATE AND I WILL STAND BY YOU
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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JMG has hair, has a job and hasn't lived with his mum for 10 years.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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I heard that JMG is the cause of my low white blood cell count.(
WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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JMG slept with 1000 women in a single night(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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/ac
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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Chilli jam is very nice.Have you discovered any new preserves, lately?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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I very nearly started a thread about jams and preservesbut thought better of it cos it'd be a fat girl starting a thread about food.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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Whereas it's ok for thin boys?I'm appalled by this sexism.
Though the anti fat discrimination is fine.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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Yeah its fine for you to start a thread about itbecause you're a skinny wretch.
You alright?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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Not bad.Feeling a bit bored lately now that there's no election on.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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Organise an election of your ownand canvass for that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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I may just get scheming about the referendum instead.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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It's not something we normally buy.There were loads of interesting ones at that Cornish Cyder farm we went to a couple of months ago, can't remember them all.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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I don't usually use it.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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So why are you stealing it?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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I don't even realise I've done ituntil I get home and empty my pockets. It's like a reflex.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Where do you buy your coats/trousers?I'm only asking because they must have massive pockets. I need some clothes with big pockets so I can sneak jam into the cinema.
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not really,I just open the jars and scoop the jam out.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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most cinemas don't care what food/drink you take in as long as it's not smelly or booze(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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The Cameo lets you take your pint in out of the bar.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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but you have to leave the glass?does your theiving jacket have waterproof pockets too?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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they give you plastic cups if you intend to take it in(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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I do get away with it oftenBut our local flicks has been re-vamped and now THEY'RE ALL NAZIS. Checking pockets and chasing you out if you do cartwheels down the aisles and all that.
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checking pockets!they can fuck off.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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I knowThat's what my fella said when they tried to check him, it was only his wallet as well. All his swag was in my handbag.
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^this^(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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I'll call them all pervs and then push my errection into each pocket they wanted to check.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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They'd think you had some sort of hydra in your pance(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Would you also date Halle Berry?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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Sorry, slip of the keyboard(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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*hacks your computer and makes the fans run 5% faster, thus using up more power*TAKE THAT HUUUUUR!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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My precious electrons!(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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Not true in my experience.I've seen so many people have their bottles/cans of coke or whatnot taken off them.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Because that's where they make their money i.e. selling a bucket popcorn and coke for £10(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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I'm surprised they don't sell doughnutsThe profit margin is much better than popcorn
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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IIRC, popcorn has the highest profit margin of pretty much every product ever.Cinemas sell it at something like a 300% markup.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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Best to check their APR rates before buying more than 3 hotdogs.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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I wouldn't buy the stuff they sell whether I could take my own stuff in or not.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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I usually go on a Tuesday morning, up in Central London if I'm off work.It's dead. Only person there. I scoff 3 hotdogs and nacho pots whilst lying across the floor at the front.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com/2009/06/15
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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Their popcorn is horrifyingWas it Braniac that did the experiment where they sold people stale popcorn, and because they were so preoccupied with the film they didn't realise how horrifying it was?
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Stale isn't the wordIt has been cooked months in advance, bagged up and stored in a warehouse, then conveniently placed in the warmer while noone is looking to make it appear like it is fresh and formed by magic.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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I've always wondered why they didn't keep it like the stuff you microwave at homeIt would take up so much less storage space.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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I've always wondered why people eat popcorn to watch films,and never at any other time.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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I doPopcorn is my snack of choice at home. And it's quite a low-fat snack assuming you make up plain popcorn and add your own topping i.e. cinnamon.
Anyone remember that cheesy popcorn made by Cheetos? Me and my mum loved it, then it went away.
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I quite like popcornI rarely make it now though as you get so much and it makes me greedy.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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That's still full of preservatives and rubbishWhy don't they just buy dried corn and cook it fresh
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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Well, yesBut given that the cinema food is also hot dogs and nachos with plastic cheese I'm not sure that's such a big deal.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:52,
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www.thecornishcyderfarm.co.uk/preserves.htm
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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Err.Strawberry & Chilli Preserve - 227g Weight: 0.5kg
The jar doesn't weigh that much does it?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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it probably does, actually.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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I know.I realised when I made my initial post. But you know, no going back, there's no delete or edit button on here.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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Gooseberry and blueberry JamYum yum yum
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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I don't even know what jam is.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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This place (below) hidden in the Irish Mountains does the best preserves everCurried Onion Chutney is amazing.
www.aillweecave.ie/aillwee_cave_farmshop.htm
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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That's the cave that Father Ted went to in the episode of Father Ted where Father Ted went to the cave.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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T-is not far from my uncle's house where I go to stay every year.I love it :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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The Irish Mountains?Any particular ones?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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The ones where all the lumpy headed Irish comes from, the ones that stand facing north at 45 degrees due to the windThe Burren
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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I love that placeNot the shop, the cave.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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Yes, orange jam in a bottle.I was whining at the weekend because marmalade is horrible and I just wanted orange jam, then we found some in tescos. It's alright, it's not as nice as I was hoping.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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Orange jam?Great, another preserve I didn't know existed...Sounds nicer than marmalade as well.
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Orange jam IS marmalade.Rather, marmalade can be made from any citrus fruits, Orange jam just implies it's made only from oranges.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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It's not got as much peel in itand it says orange jam insead of marmalade on the container. Jam people know more about jam than you do.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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I meant to say something about peel.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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you have the right to a peel.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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ApparentlyThat would make sense; I'm more a Peanut Butter person than a Jam person.
Maybe I am better off wandering up to an Asda worker and handing myself over to them and their jam knowledge.
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Orange JAM?I'm sure that's probably illegal.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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could be useful in cakes(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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Made by hartleys, I thinkthey did pineapple jam in a bottle too.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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You could use that as a perfect excuse to make your own :)(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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That'd involve being bothered... :D(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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But the people need WOWJAMYou could use blood oranges to make it look like strawberry jam and it would mess with people's minds.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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I'll give them wowjama small jar a month.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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Perfect for vampires(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Speaking of jam-makingHas anyone actually got a good recipe for jam?
I know that sounds daft but I fail at jam-making.
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i don't eat preserves, but i can suck cock for hours and i'm brilliant at it, and i'll do it whenever you want big boyand i've got great tits
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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i felt letting the forum know about my lack of eating preserves and my intimate knowledge of sucking cock importantan how i like to ride reverse cowgirl whilst having my bum spanked, and all that
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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Just take it on the chin and forget about itThe comment, not the spunk, obviously.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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WowThat's quite an achievement. I did wonder where she'd gone.
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See, now you can't go getting all upset if you're going to say it yourself.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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If you could turn back timeIf you could find a way, would you...oh forget it, I don't even know where I'm going with this
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:(www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=turn+back+time
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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much as i don't eat preserves i do enjoy giving great blow jobs till i get cum all over my great tit's then i eat that all upso to recap- no preserves, great blowjobs, eats cum from tits
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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Yes. I recently started making preserves.And the tomato and chilli pickle seems to be the best so far.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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Good form thereI like tomato and caramelised onion, with lime and mint.
I accidentally ate some the other day thinking it was regular chutney.
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Sounds interesting.I'm not confident enough to try making the more esoteric stuff yet, so still sticking to tried and tested recipes. However, they do taste loads better without all the flavour enhancers and other crap in them.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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Oh gosh, yesI do remember a time when you had to keep jam in the fridge, not lazing about in the cupboard.
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you only have to keep it in the fridge if it's made with glucose syrup instead of sugar,or if there's not enough sugar in it, or something. Jam is supposed to keep, that's why it was invented, before fridges.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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I see...I assume that's why the jams of today need refridgerating, as they're made with glucose syrup instead.
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Nobody does anything properly anymore.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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It all goes back to the great depression.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Surely that would have made things slightly betterWhat with conserving food and everything?
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The rise of the supermarkets,consumerism was purposefully devised as an economic stimulator, now we're constantly sold the idea that convenience is better than experience.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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I don't.I walk a 5 mile round trip to go to the grocers even though the supermarket is nearer. In fact the nearest supermarket is only about a mile away, but it's in one of these retail park things and you risk your life trying to get into the damn thing on foot. You're supposed to drive there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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Ours is like thatStraight off a roundabout, you can only get to it via subways but they've been built so awkwardly that it takes 20 minutes to do a 5 minutes journey.
And there are no grocers any more, there was one up my road but it shut when I was about 10.
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We're lucky there's a very good farmers' market on in town once a week,it might be a bit more expensive but it's not a miserable, artificially-lit experience where you never say a word to anybody other than "no" when they ask if you've got a Nectar card (and now they're introducing those god awful self-service tills so you don't even have to trouble yourself with that much human interaction).
It's a day out for all the family, including the dog, and I've never seen a kid have a tantrum.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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That settles itI need to move.
Also those self-service checkouts are horrendous. They take twice as long as regular checkouts. Also the added bonus with regular checkouts is the vague human interaction.
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one time we bought a four-pack of beer,and scanned it through, but it only came up as one tin. So we tried to scan it again, but it insisted we put it in the bag first. We had to separate every tin from the plastic thing. Ridiculous.
The Tesco Metro in town actually employs someone to stand there and encourage people to use them.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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HahaWhat a soul-destroying job. Imagine trying to avoid the "So what do you do for a living?" question at social gatherings.
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I imagine the staff take turns.You're also supposed to wait for a member of staff to come over and clear you for buying booze, but nobody bothers, everyone was just walking straight out with the security tags on the bottles and constantly setting the alarms off.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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Yes it does.Same with DVDs, took one home one without realising it was still in the massive great plastic sleeve thing, had to bring it back and was immediately accused of theft because I set the alarms off when bringing it back.
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I'd have thought so,but you try explaining "purpose" to a supermarket manager. The upper echelons decide they want something after someone sells the idea to them based on some cost savings analysis, and they then get so excited about it that they want it at any cost. And the customers will damn well live up to their ideals whether they like it or not!
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:59,
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I guess the managers of the actual supermarketsAre only obeying orders from above.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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and they probably think that agreeing with their superiorsis good for their career. And they're probably right. But it's still stupid.
It appears to be almost like some alternative outlet for conspicuous consumption. It's not so much about saving money as portraying an appearance of getting with the 21st century, especially if their competitors are doing it. Keeping up with the corporate Jones's.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:05,
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Then that makes Tesco the worstThey look like they're winning the three-year appeal to build near my grandparents', to do that they are demolishing a swimming pool, gym, creche and 100 of the on-site staffs' homes.
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shitthat's really shit
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?He doesn't, he's dead.
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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Ha ha ha ha ha haRam Bob Marley RIGHT up your japper.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?Frankly, I'm baffled by the assumptions inherent in the question.
www.mingthemerciless.com/supermu.html
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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Heh, I'd forgotten that sitewww.mingthemerciless.com/jenga.html
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broadsword, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Rediscovered pickled eggsalso Calamari olive jam and red pepper spread. I had potted shrimps last night too, which counts a bit.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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MY COCK IS MADE OF TITS(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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I has an ideaAn idea for a new show, possibly to be broadcast on BBC3 or one of the more redundant ITV channels:
HOBOS IN SLO-MO
The antics of our favourite street friends, broadcast in slo-mo.
I actually know quite a few friendly homeless guys and a gal, they might even be up for it.
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now if that was HOMOS IN SLOMOthere might actually be market for it
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rob, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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freeze-frame felching.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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SLOMOHOMOMINCEUPMARATHONthe BBC love a Sunday omnibus
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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*leans back in chair**puts on flaming hat at rakish angle*
*waits*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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Alright darlin'?How's tricks?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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hello petal.Not too bad. on holiday at the end of the week. I appear to have accidentally pissed all this months money up the wall, though. careless.
how's things?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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Noice.Where are you off to? I'm proper broke this month. Stupid people having birthdays this month. I've got two more before the end of the month and they're 30ths as well so we've got to be all fancy and lah di dah.
I'm alright, discovered this week that another one of my coven of girlfriends is pregnant. That's two out of six. I'm feeling ever so slightly jealous and broody as hell. But I expect that'll pass soon.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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That WALES.for some walking and watersportsery and drinking and eating and that.
then ThatLONDON for fun and drinking and Blur in Hyde Park and a cricket tournament.
two out of six? is it the same bloke doing them all?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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Lovely.Don't fuck too many sheep. Blur in Hyde park I'm slightly jealous of, though I've seen them three times before and two of those were by accident.
He he. I hope not. I don't think so...
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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I haven't seen them since Mile End in '96And I think I was the oldest person at that gig.
ohgodI'msofuckingold
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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just buy a baby doll and kick it round the house til its head comes off,always does the trick for me. The ones that cry and wet themselves are best.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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Baby P dolls.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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they could save lives(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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Monkey tennis?/ac
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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*sigh*(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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Not only would it be boring, it'd be shit.Slow-mo parkinsons sufferers trying to do the egg and spoon race, I'd watch that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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Benny Hill Style Speed Up Parkinsons is where it's at.In fact, I'm off to find some Parkinsons youtube vids and Bennyhillafy it.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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Aw manraspberry jam is the best and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:43,
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What about homemade jam? Surely that should have it's own category.If so, then I vote for my grannie's damson jam.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:43,
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I've never had homemade jam.My grannies lived in Ireland and weren't that way inclined. And I'm not a member of the WI.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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As far as I knowyou get a big dixie, fill it with fruit, sugar and water, and cook until it's jam.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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now what on earth did you delete the burning hat comment for, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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I post too much, I'm trying to sort myself out.YOUR HAT'S ON FIRE.
There, that's essentially it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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*smoulders*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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Hot stuff, that's for sure.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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Strawberry.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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Chilli jam is best.*puts up dukes*
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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I like a nice ham jam(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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I like wham bam thankyou jam.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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Mmmm yes.I'd take lemon curd over raspberry jam any day though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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Should I try and use that as a marinade for chicken legs before ovening?I've become the proud owner of about a million.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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give it a go,let us know how it turns out.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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Probably shockingly bad.I'll do half in reggae reggae so I know at least those will be edible.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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YesAnd brush on extra a few times while cooking
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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fuck I love lemon curd(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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I love you.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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Bramble?I saw that in Asda yesterday, decided to ignore it and have the jam I knew and loved instead. Am I missing out now? I never thought of it that way.
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live a little,have some different jam.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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Maybe I should/Would it be considered bad form if I ran back to Asda to exchange Blackcurrant for this edgy new 'Bramble' variety the kids are on about?
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are you that hard up you can't afford both?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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whoa there, i'm not getting involved in this thread, i might cause offence, no offence, fuck off(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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I look forward to seeing the hobos in slomo promo(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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All the b3tan girls fighting in a jelly filled poolIt can be called 'bellys in jelly'
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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the jelly will be eaten in seconds, use something they won't consume(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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What about faecal matter?'Bellys in delhi belly'
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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OKBut then surely before they had the "B3tan Girls Shit-tub Fight" you'd ahve to have a "B3tan Boys Curry Night"...
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sheep farmers in the same pool?"wellys in jelly"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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Matthew Kelly?Wow...where is he now?
Apart from awaiting his agent's call for the aforementioned program obviously.
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Aww, bless him.I'm not very well and I can't go home because I've forgotten my keys.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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I doubt it, but I shall take your optimistic approach.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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+ willingly accept your lurg as it is HERO LURG(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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What's up?I bet it's nothing a great big greasy bacon and egg sarnie wouldn't solve.
With runny yolk oozing out of the side when you pick it up.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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That does sound lovely.You don't want to know what's up. Let's just leave it as 'got a dicky tummy'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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Better not be.Does it give you the squits?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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Dunno, never been pregnant.I'm saving myself.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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Yup.I was pregnant once, I had terrible gas.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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a fartbaby doesn't count, you know DG.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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We gave our precious brown baby a burial at sea.RIP BABY POO, U WID DA DOLFINZ NOW
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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D':YOU'RE HORRIBLE TO ME! anyway, if it doesn't count then what's in this jar hmmmm??? *opens it up and offers towards you* His name is Stephen.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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*eyebrows fall off*(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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He needs burping*burps in the jar and screws top back on*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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:( *hugs but not too hard*(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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IBSor The Grudge
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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I've had IBS for ages, it doesn't usually give me that sort of result...(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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IBS and The Grudge is a terrible thing(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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what the fuck is the grudg... oh, i geddit.Girls are gross.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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personally i LOVE bleeding out of my undercarriage.(
sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Serves you all right.HUSSIES, THE LOT OF YOU
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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If Adam ate the apple then we'd all be having dickbabies. Thank fuck for that...hahaha silly women, I don't need a pad to go jogging and play tennis.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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Just a tenalady. Or one of them adult nappies.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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"URRRRGGGH, THIS ISN'T MY ROBINSON'S BARLEY WATER"DONKEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS!
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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Has your undercarriage been tested and approved?If not then I'm afraid I'll have to inform the CAA
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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Oh, BS, my tummy feels likeThere's a maypole practice going on with my intestines.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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I don't envy you :(My database lecturer was a morris dancer and he looked like a spitting image of Gene Wilder
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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why on earth would there be sperm in a breakfast sandwich?that just doesn't make any sense now, does it?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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I have no money at the momentso no money to replace windows...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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She rejected me :(I spent all my pocket money on that rose.
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Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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So you're going to have to go back to that other bird you proposed to then?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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If it was a pug then he would have been well in.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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or a pug dressed as a medieval executioner(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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She looks like Angelina Jolie a bit there.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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Are you and esme the same person?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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How are we the same person?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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She said 'if we're a lezzer'(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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i don't see itshe has an odd face and is pointy
also, she has weird thumbs, apparently
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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Except without the facial prolapse.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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Christ, Danielle Lloyd needs to do her roots.www.holymoly.com/news/more-pictures-last-nights-transformers-2-premiere-london14872.html?img_id=7
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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Poor girlwww.holymoly.com/news/more-pictures-last-nights-transformers-2-premiere-london14872.html?img_id=8
Someone put her arm on back-to-front.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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Haha.That guy she's with looks like a right scummer.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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He's a footballer though, innit.So he's automatically
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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ffs why don't I just go out and buy HEAT magazine?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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This is free.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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Danielle Lloyd needs to not live anymorethe stupid fucking racist bitch.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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hahamine look that bad at the moment. Luckily no-one expects neatness from me :P
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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our brave warrior is still locked in battle with this fatal illness(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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i'm sure he will beat this horrible so unfair cancer that he has, or not, i'm no doctor, no offence(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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it's just,you spend your whole life wishing SSG would get cancer, and then when it happens you don't know how best to celebrate
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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20,
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Show that you carebuy today.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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I'm not getting any of his wretched merchandiseIf anything, I wish he had a more aggressive form of cancer.
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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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I don't find Megan Fox attractive.I may be alone in this opinion.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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Actually I saw a topless pictureit wasn't pretty :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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It's the first time I've heard of her,but I must say I don't think that's a very flattering picture.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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She's my stunt double when I'm reshooting Mermaids II(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Not really my cup of tea either.Or maybe my cup of tea, in that I don't want to fuck a cup of tea.
At least, not right at the moment.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Wait until it's cooled down a bit first eh?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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"Oh yeah, you like me dunking into you, don't you? Huh? Call me Rich Tea, baby!""I'm gonna hobnob your brains out"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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"It's gone soggy and broken off"(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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Am I mad to find her unattractive?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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I don't, particularly.She's a bit plain for me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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Plain isn't a bad thingIt's the face like a slapped arse in combination with enough makeup to repaint the ceiling of the sistine chapel
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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There is thatI don't know, I just don't really subscribe to generically pretty. Not often, anyway.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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it looks forced, somehow(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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it's like those dog breeds that were bred to look cute,but actually they just look a bit weird.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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Nothing behind the eyes.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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Soooooooo, all conventionally attractive women are vacant thickies then?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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If they slap on so much fake tan & makeupThat their skin becomes some sort of bullet proof composite, I'd say yes
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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I don't know,having a bullet proof face sounds awesome.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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These points are excellently thought out,well done.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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what part don't you understand, all women with good looks and fit bodies who are famous are thick as pigshitand really ugly and too skinny and if they wear make up are probably spotty
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mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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fat girls are just curvy and naturalnot fat and disgusting.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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AND THERE IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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I can imagine the word "celebrity" losing all of its current implications of fame, wealth and popularityand a career in the performing arts, and instead become a separate breed of humanity. They'll get pedigree certificates when they're born, if both of their parents were celebrities, and eventually people will breed them to be really small and keep them as pets.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:37,
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Christ all bloody mighty.Of course not, just some. Both myself and MGT were talking in generalities (I assume). Lots of people do.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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She's prettybut nothing that special
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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I don't even think of her as prettyThere are lots of quite plain looking people I would describe as being much more pretty
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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there's a lot of women like that in "da meedia" that I think are nice to look at... but I'd not want to fuck...pretty much like a car... or a mountain...
there's a "high street honey" from where I'm living and I drunkenly informed her that I thought she looked like a troglodyte and her tan made her look like she'd just fallen out the back of an elephant..
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did she know what troglodyte meant?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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MY LICENCE FEE etc.As ITV and C4 are in the shit financially, there's talk of 'top-slicing' the licence fee. This basically means that out of the #140 or so you give the BBC every year, they'll get some to make their tawdry, lowest-common-denominator-chasing guff. There's also ideas like sharing the technology used to make iPlayer and the like.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8102179.stm
What do you reckon to all that?
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As long as Channel 5 use my license fee to bring back 'Compromising Situations'.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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i think they should bring live! tv back from the dead(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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Live! TV was my one shot of fame.I failed.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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what did you have to do with it?i mainly liked painted ladies
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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What do we want?"TOPLESS DARTS"
When do we want it?
"AFTER THE WATERSHED, WHEN THE WIFE AND KIDDIES ARE IN BED"
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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topless darts ON ICE, motherfucker.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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If they use it to bring back all the American sports (NFL, MLB, NBA and NHL)I'll be happy for all my licence fee to go Channel 5
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applehead herp derp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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i think they should just make the bbc show adverts and scrap the tax(
mongychops, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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I'll be honestI don't watch much TV. But the BBC does do some fantastic nature documentaries so they'd best not have their budgets cut.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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I just realisedmost of the shows I actually watch are American: Quantum Leap, Star Trek, House, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, South Park, My Name Is Earl and so on.
I think the only UK show I watch now is QI and maybe some other stuff on Dave.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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I think the episodes will work a lot better than the films did.I enjoyed them but they dragged on a bit.
Though I'm wondering how they can continue after the end of the last film.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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they left it pretty openi though the first and fourth films were good
second was ok
third was an incoherent mess
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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The wormhole will probably pop out next to earth or something daft(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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I meant more fry and leela proclaiming their love for each other.The constant chase was part of the show's appeal.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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But they did the same thing at the end of Season 4(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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If it leaves the BBC so short of money that they have to fire Chris Moyles then it can only be a good thing.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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+ into a wall(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Channel 4 has some good stuffBBC1 isn't entirely innocent of ratings-chasing shite, now, is it?
And share the technology, you BBC cunts are keeping upstanding British citizens like me (who pay to watch the BBC too) from seeing BBC products just because I'm in a different country, you filthy moneygrubbing cunts.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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you get away from our quality programming, Johnny Foreignerwe're not sharing Britain's Got Talent with the likes of you.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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If only they'd ship that show abroad and not show it hereIt might tempt me to turn on the TV on a saturday night.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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actually there's a really good channel in the Middle EastDiscovery Science, I think it's called. Plays nothing but How it's Made and Mythbusters. We watched for a full day while I couldn't move from my back being fucked up.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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We get that over here on SkyI'm looking forward to it in my new house :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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I fucking love How it's madeI know how they make extruded plastic pipes, pencils, jetskis, american footballs, gobstoppers, grand pianos, nails, zippers...
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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how it's made is best when it's all super-specific machinesi don't like it when people are involved
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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I think the whole making of zippers is automatedOOH and plastic lego toys! It's all heat-pressing stuff, they start with a flat plastic sheet then SQUASH lego!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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I pay through the nose for BBC 1 and 2and this is the thanks I get. It's high time the Netherlands put a revolutionary leader in charge of the UK again.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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what's Dutch TV like?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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Shit.Actually, they do good documentaries and cover arts quite well. But the entertainments and talking heads programs are really pretty poor.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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I downloaded High School Musical with Dutch subtitles onceif anything, it added to the fun of the film.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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I might have to watch HSM now.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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it's fan-fucking-tastic fun.a proper cheesy musical.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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I adore it.My 12 year old niece hates it. I mainly go on about it loads when she's around to wind her up.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Less than four of my hard-earned pounds will be going to ITV and C4?I'm outraged, it will be like paying for sky.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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it seems a bit cheeky.why should they get a bail out just because they can't run their businesses profitably?
It's like somebody thinks that private companies have a right to stay in existence, whether anyone wants to use their services or not.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Same with any companies that have been bailed out?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:35,
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Bailing the banks out is for the benefit of the economy as a whole,as well as the ordinary folks who happen to have their savings with them. This is an entirely different situation.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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Channel 4 is not a private company and ITV has not failed (yet),so it's not really a bail out.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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What's Channel 4 then?It's not public sector, is it?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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It has a broadcasting remitso it's not free to do whatever it wants for money. I'd guess that means it has some public body behind it, and can reasonably appeal for support since it's commercially restricted.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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I guess that explains why it's not nearly as crap as ITV.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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It's publicly owned and not-for-profit operated.It gets a small public subsidy in that it doesn't pay for its PSB licence, but has bought further DTV bandwidth on the open market.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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i think they should stick to making money out of advertising, or die.aren't they a different, private setup? it all sounds pretty shit to me.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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I couldnt care lessI really couldnt
Maybe it will give some healthy competition to the bbc, its had it far too easy for far too long.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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I don't really care.They're going to do it whether the licence payers agree or not.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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They should make three new channels, fuck the rest. One is Nature and Michael Palin DocumentariesTwo is Top Gear Live.
Three is decent sports and a slide show of Katey Perry & Lilly Allen in sexually compromising situations.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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I like your thinkingas long as neither of the girls sing.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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*sounds the faux lesbo alarm**balloons drop from ceiling*
*adds name to list*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:45,
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I bet that list is stained with sweat and ketchup(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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You can lick it if you like.(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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I'm honestly not joking when I saw my stomach just turned a bit when reading that.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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and stale spunk.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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indeed. They should just be bending over a lot, showing off their nice, big bottoms.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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They have big bottoms?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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From what I heard on Breakfast this morningthe money that is going to the other companies is money that is set aside for pushing digital TV and such, not related to BBC broadcasting. Technically this all falls under the remit of what that money was already set aside for.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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As long as they sack some of the shit cunts, I'm all for itThat cunt off breakfast, Adrian Chiles, steve Wright, Edith Bowman, Vernon Kay and some others I can't remember but really irritate me to the point of changing channel or station to escape their tiresome 'personalities'
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Malaka omdz, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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What are you lot doing today? Working? Job-hunting?I'm off to Royal Ascot, and I'm not really interested in what you lot are doing today. I just want you all to know that I am about to have a better day than you.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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ahhhI saw a lady in a very posh hat this morning.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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Was the hat so posh it had it's own monocle?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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so posh it had its own hat,and that hat had its own hat too. In fact, it was hats all the way up.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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Anything else besides the hat?/hopeful
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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littleblackdress.It looked like she had a wicker plate balanced on the side of her head.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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That was you, in the mirror with a pillow on your head Spango...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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I get very confused in the mornings.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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shit. is it?i should have gone home 3 and a half hours ago!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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sometimes i think millinery would be a very interesting job.but then, other times i think midwifery would be cool.
i think i like the m words.
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sleepybinky, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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midwifery would be a hell of a lot messierI'd rather make hats.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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Don't be silly, binky,Who Wants To Be A Milliner?
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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I think she's telling porkie pies.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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Trilby trouble if you keep on with these puns.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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I've never beanie so disappointed in you.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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have you been bowlered over?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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I'd hope such actions would be beanie-th you.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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too late, shortie(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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ho!very good.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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a long line of puns like this stetson my nervesoh god that was shit
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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this only makes me want to be a panama (punner more)(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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That was DG wearing a sombrero with 2 pug pups running circuits around it.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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Awwwww MAN that would be frikkin AWESOME!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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Sitting around in my pyjamasdebating if to make a cup of tea and some toast.
Our boiler is now FIXED. HURRAH.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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ah you can go back to work and do half a shift then(
manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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I could do but I have tonnes of washing to doand general household chores and that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:17,
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i'm going to asda when i finish at 12.30food shopping, yay! imna buy a steak
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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Dead cow! Om nom nom!(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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I hope you'll be wearing a smashing hat/tophat(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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And a monocle?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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Not reallyI can't think of many things more boring. Have a nice time, though.
I'm at work feeling sick.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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What about a Reality TV show about Ascot?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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I'm waiting in for a tent to be delivered.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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Oh.Nothing too distressing I hope.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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What could be distressing about a tent?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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An erect tent full of alligators, with tophats(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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Raptors, Paul, RAPTORS...*sigh*
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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both quite distressing, i'd sayraptors is worse
ALSO
kickpunchblock.blogspot.com/2008/09/important-stuff.html
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:32,
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Being trapped in one with a raptor?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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I was thinking of why you would buy a tent.Eviction, repossession, exodus. There are few good reasons to buy a tent and may dreadful ones.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:21,
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...camping holiday?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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Most would go under dreadful(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:25,
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- What do you fancy doing this weekend honey?- How about living like an African fleeing a civil war?
- Marvelous. I'll pack the baby wipes, you go get an oversize bottle of water.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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pretty much this.it sounds like fun.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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Typing stuff (writing a website mainly)Sitting about.
Calling people names.
The usual.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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NothingI will go to work this afternoon to get paid to do nothing as I am cover today.
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Working today, it's shit and I've got no one to talk to and ping my bogeys at.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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Tonight is dance night!I missed the last two weeks due to bring poor.
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:15,
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My missus used to go to salsa lessons with her mateRun by a fella called Mexican Bob. Some gypo from Keighley with and unconvincing 'tache and a permatanned wife called Yvonne.
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www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00488/HOLLAND_488132a.jpg
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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Joking aside I think you're probably quite good, I've always though of you as a bit of a twinkle toes.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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Cheers budyou come along on Friday, and you might see some of my moves!
*flashdances*
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SuperMatt, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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I have an exam :(It's my last one though :)
Yesterday's one was hard hard hard. Wish I was going to Ascot.
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Jobe, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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I'll file you under job-hunting then.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:23,
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Not yet,but Alexandros hasn't won yet.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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