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Some folk got big brains, some folk got good looks, and some folk are born with the ability to shoot laser beams out of their nipples.

(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:50, archived)

there really needs to be a super hero with this power

ace stuff!

I heard about Arm Fall Off Boy yesterday (or some time recently) on the radio

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:51, archived)

YES!

I had one of those "Did-I-hear-that-aright" moments when he was mentioned.

Also, Plague Lass (or whatever she was called). I'm sure I've met her.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

that's it

she could infect people at will or something. Which station was this and when? I have Steve Wright's voice in my head so could have been Radio 2 on Sunday

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

It was R4

last night: The Museum of Curiosity. One of those comedy programmes that really shouldn't work, but that does.

EDIT: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00k3wvk

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

ah that was it

I considered staying in the car when I got home to hear the end of it, but Leigh Francis was annoying me.

Why did I think Steve Wright??

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:07, archived)

Ha ha ha PLORP.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:59, archived)

I will look

exactly like this at various music festivals this summer

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)

nice hat

you should wear it more often

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

it doesn't really go

with the fishnets and leather boots

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:56, archived)

stick with the gas mask then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

Holy fuck!

Hahahahaha!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

You're probably going to be interested in this then:

NSFW www.lazertits.com NSFW

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

*monocle pops out*

*monocle turns into a slice of toast*
weirdness!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

*slices toast into triangles with a well aimed titbeam*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

eww!

no butter thanks!
fanny butter?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

I produce my own Marmalade upon my person. Would you like a dollop?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

Mmmm!

You either loathe it or you hate it . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:06, archived)

ewww you creepy fuck

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

Finally, a blog which caters for my needs.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

sweet jesus

I always knew it. Why don't us boys have this ability!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

Rule 34.

No exceptions.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

haha

this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

arf

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:35, archived)

*motorboats*

*loses ears*

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

BADGERS ARE METH TOADY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:58, archived)

PARDON?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

HE SAID

SPACKERS ARE DEAF TODAY!
*giggles childishly*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

NOW DO THE ONE ABOUT MOW MOW!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

hahaha!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

DO THE VOICE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:05, archived)

*signlanguages*

Points fingers at face and gesticulates wildly

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

HOSANNA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

one word?...two words?

first word?...small word?..."tits"?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

SMOKE METH

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

ZIOUM PEW PEW

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

I love that site so much

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02, archived)

I dont know how it could be, i am in the middle of my

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

....latest narcoleptic episode?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:09, archived)

vinegar strokes?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:37, archived)

Boobie beams.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

or if you prefer a female version... (possibly NSFW)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

Einstein seedlings coming along nicely

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:25, archived)

would you start the fans please!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)

_{_{_{You're not} singing, you're} not singing,} you're not singing anymore!

Who's the wanker in the black!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)

Batman?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)

Officelolz

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

I dare you to call Johnny Cash a wanker to his face

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:17, archived)

if I see johnny cash, the first

thing I'll say is:

g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!

Then I'll run really fast on the spot for a while, before dashing away.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:20, archived)

...

E=MC^WOO

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)

hurrah!

for a text woo too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)

emcwoo?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

have you only got internet in black & white?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)

Is there any other kind?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)

I remember when it was silent too

(I do!)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, archived)

I feel wrong not having the icon.

Curse you Paypal! *shakes fist*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)

just stick some cash in the post to Mrs T

and she'll give cr3 the nod

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:50, archived)

Yeah I've gaz'd her about doing an over the counter job, but I guess she's at work.

~~job~~ payment

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

you have to get a better licence

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)

That's lovely

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:28, archived)

YES!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

elsewhere, 13.7 billion years ago...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)

Thats awesome.

*bums*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:41, archived)

you're quite persistent today, are you going to stay for good this time?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:47, archived)

I don't think I'm ready for a long term relationship.

B3ta can be so demanding.

How're you these days?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:50, archived)

not much change here

same job, same girl, low hummus...
and generally quite happy :D

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:59, archived)

*hi-fives*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

*ruffles fur*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:01, archived)

*licks paws*

*pats down tufts*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:03, archived)

$9 Billion it cost to build the large hadron collider

and this is the best you scientists have done with it.

I WANT BLACK HOLES GODDAMIT!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)

RACIST

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)

I OF COURSE MEAN HOLES OF ALL COLOURS, RELIGION, SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND ABILITY

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

But you have a problem with their gender and weight?

Bigot! Bigot I say!

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

actually

just the laydeees!
but I hear they are all on the heavy side

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:54, archived)

and / or time travel please

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:49, archived)

hahaha!

that's brown holes shoe-oily?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)

Or a real taste for dark-skinned prostitutes.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

THAT WAS NEVER PROVED

on a technicality

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 14:04, archived)

WAHEY

go go particles:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)

Is this part of his Unified Field Theory? :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)

Prepare yourself.

They're bringing the giant frying pan around....

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:32, archived)

They look very similar

I think they're Relatives.

(Alternative punchline : Einstein liked brewed leaves in water when his mother made it. Inspired the Theory of Relativey Tea.)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)

Kropotkin always drank coffee.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

He didn't when he was chasing Sonic :o

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)

pffffft

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)

Hahahahahha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:41, archived)

Damn you, Kropotkin!

Damn you to Hades!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)

Bloody hell.

You geek!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

hahaha!

START THE PANS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)

Hahahaha...

Brilliant!!!! :D *Click*

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)

:D:D

Silly cybin:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

This is great and disturbing at the same time

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

Wonderful :)

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Monty Propps, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:15, archived)

back in his disco phase

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

Ha, that's lovely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:56, archived)

Ninj, I did an arts for you.

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doog Don't read this., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)

Your n's remind me of... *rummage*

Gah! Can't find it :/

Eureka! These guys!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:15, archived)

this?

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1185452504/archswing.jpg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)

No, but thanks for the thought...

Found 'em in the end.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

I can't see you tube at work :(

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doog Don't read this., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

pah!

they are not real ninjas, i can see them clearly.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)

Actually, the real ninjas are dressed in white...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:18, archived)

These are clever ninjas - making themselves visible so you won't think they're ninjas - *pokes out tongue*

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doog Don't read this., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:18, archived)

Very nice

Is Ninja 2 the obligatory fat kid?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)

Ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:20, archived)

Aw Doog!!!!

That's lully, thank you very much *blushes* :)

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

Look what I made

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cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:52, archived)

Mmmm

gimme, gimme : )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

Mrs V's mum pronounces it

"Kee-yak", and it is always had with tea.

It's not a suggestion - it's the LAW.

That cakestand is gay. But that's what cakestands are.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

There were less gay ones

but they cost £25+. No thanks.

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cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:06, archived)

I think it's quite nice.

Pink spotty cakestands FTW!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:11, archived)

For these sort of cakes

only pink spotty cakestands are appropriate.

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cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)

they look uberyum

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

Best of all the German appetites.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:00, archived)

I had a super healthy lunch

wholemeal pitta bread, low-fat cottage cheese, lettuce, tomato and mackeralm and a full pot of Onken bio yoghurt

I feel sick and smell of fish now

I need cakes and tea.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)

And you deserve to.

You should have had a super, manly lunch of fish n' chips washed down with tea.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)

b-b-b-but I was reading a lifestyle magazine at the doctor's surgery earlier

and I was easily influenced by the pictures of healthy people talking about GIs and anti-oxidents and things!

DAMN IT! THEY DID IT TO ME AGAIN!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:05, archived)

Next you'll be wanting to get ripped in 4 weeks and give up smoking.

Silly boy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:15, archived)

I managed the giving up smoking over 10 years ago

that was easy - that only cost me all my friends and a marriage

*puts away ab-cruncher*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)

Im qutting atm...

..im on this medication that makes you just not want them.

Its proving to be a damn waste of perfectly nice fags.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:20, archived)

a chronic hangover was what got me to eventually quit

I'd tried the patches before

SHEER FUCKING WILL POWER in the end. It's hard work though, but you get there

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

I quit for five years...

..but the new missus is Belgian and smokes like a Scottish salmon curer..

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

heh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:44, archived)

Agree.

Hmmm, where's the nearest chippy?

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cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:09, archived)

Castle road.

Every town has a castle road and there's a pretty good chance it has a fish and chip shop.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)

nearest Castle Road to me is 20 miles away!

and it has a party-hire shop

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:20, archived)

Just discovered my castle road chippy is now an estate agents.

What is this?! Affordable housing? I can't eat affordable housing! goddamnit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:25, archived)

You could if you were Godzilla.

They just changed their target demographic.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)

Godzilla doesn't eat buildings,

he eats Chewits you moron! MNGGGGGGGH!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

My mistake.

So who would eat a deep fried affordable house?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)

The Scottish?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

A Scottish Bulldozer?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

If it's deep fried,

The Scottish would eat it.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)

Things were fine before he turned up.

Now its Godzilla this, Godzilla that.
Damnit Mothra, what am I paying you for?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)

You're wrong!

Where I live we have a Court Road and a Court Yard but no Castle road.

We do however have an Eltham Palace Road. That is probably because we also have an Eltham Palace.

Eltham Palace Road does not contain any Fish and Chip shops.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, archived)

Freak occurrence.

Every other town has one. 100%.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)

My town doesn't have a Castle Road.

It does have a Castleford Road though. It does have a chip shop. Several chinese places and a vet too.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, archived)

I'm begining to doubt this theory Keyboard Weasel.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:24, archived)

The theory is airtight.

Except for "-ford" and Redsushi who probably lives in a place that hates castles for some reason.

AIRTIGHT.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:29, archived)

Well no,

we are just more discerning here and don't like these common castles. We are more than happy with out Luxury Palace!

Fucking plebs!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)

All the chip shops were on Church street in the town I was born in.

That town did have a Castle Road but it contained neither a chip shop or a castle.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)

I am starting to think that Keyboard Weasel

is a bit of a mongtard and isn't really a social geographer at all :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

You shame me, sir.

Now I take my leave.
*smokebombs*
*waits for bus*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)

And good bloody riddance!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)

erm... that's a phonebox

not a bus stop

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)

Then if you'll excuse me, I have to make toilet.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)

-don doesn't work either

did you read this on he back of a cereal box or something?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)

Fish&Chip Propaganda Weekly

Apparently battered fish makes you smarter, more attractive and impervious to lasers.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)

How's the petition going to get breaded fish banned under the Geneva Convention?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

Not well.

I keep getting roughed up and dumped in alleys by Scottish fishermen.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53, archived)

yeh but to be fair

you are asking them for bummings

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:55, archived)

I had a super unhealthy lunch of Ham,

2 fried Eggs and Beans on Toast. The toast was made with brown bread though, so I'll probably be fine.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)

I made um german cake once

It looks dirty, but by god did it taste good.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:30, archived)

It seems a Large rabbit has shat on your cake.

Sorry fella.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)

haha

They are actually poo-effect cherries. And I'm no fella, so I tell the boys :p

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)

Why hello there.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

Arf!

Proper lol.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, archived)

We've all seen 'The Crying Game'.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35, archived)

Turin 1990?

Yeah, was pretty tragic for Gazza.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)

His more recent work is admittedly a lot more upbeat.

Domestic violence, getting sectioned, crying and threatening to commit suicide in hotel foyers...You know, glamourous showbiz stuff.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:51, archived)

Tits or GTFO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)

OK!!!

*rips off top*

HEY BOYS!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:38, archived)

Put 'em away fatty!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)

OI!! I'M NOT FAT!! I'M JUST BIG BONED!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40, archived)

here are some

slightly NSFW

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)

Is that you?

If so, you can stay.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)

yes, I have to posterize myself these days

Anything more than monochrome in the morning is hideous.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

Aw, they're bigger than mine.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:45, archived)

I say.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

So you are.

I enjoyed your "accidental hooker" story, even though it's a bit scary and I'm very glad you got away with it!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:39, archived)

Why thanks

I aim to please! In all respects.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)

Oh. God.

Want. Cake. Now.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:34, archived)

I love the addition of the Rolo's and chocolate footballs.

You know... just in case it wasn't chocolatey enough.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:37, archived)

I wanted to bury a quadruple choc muffin in the middle

but the cocoa plantation people wouldn't let me :(

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:49, archived)

Cheers

(

cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:08, archived)

It's a lie!

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

Cakes?

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:55, archived)

yummy :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:55, archived)

DO WANT

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:55, archived)

Nice!

I have fruitcake over this way! Mmmmmm fruit.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:58, archived)

fruitcake

is a most bizarre thing. It never looks appetizing and tastes like it's made of electric, yet always leaves you satisfied

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:00, archived)

"tastes like it's made of electric"

hahaha you odd fish :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:12, archived)

haha

they do!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, archived)

Freaky ;o

I either put myself on ignore or I managed to post in an alternate dimension. .

www.b3ta.com/board/10052657#post10052659

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:58, archived)

it's a stupid bug

sometimes it doesn't take you back to the main board, so you post again

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weaver., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:10, archived)

I prefer the idea of it being a cake vortex.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:18, archived)

The power of cake compels you! :O

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

YOU OPENED THE BOX

WE CAME
YOU MUST COME WITH US
AND TASTE OUR CAKES

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weaver., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)

Hum.

k3b/-\b c/o Room 807A
Carslaw Building F07
Sydney University
2006, Australia.

Thank you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:00, archived)

you live in the past

it's 2010 over here

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)

He's probably been in prison.

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:02, archived)

FUCKING BITCH HAD IT COMING.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:04, archived)

*starts to dial 9 9 9...*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:07, archived)

No need, Ducky, just pick up a nice bottle of chianti and we can enjoy her together...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:10, archived)

it's 6 6 6 in Australia

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:12, archived)

it's 000 for anyone that cares.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)

next time there's a cat stuck in a tree in Woolagongalong

that's what I'm calling

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, archived)

That is Kevin Rudd's number

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)

It's the hotline to the stimulus package.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:15, archived)

haha yes!

Julia Gillard is a frequent caller

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)

I have to make a new image soon, I'm sick of reposting.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1274185229/stimulus.jpg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

i still love it.

And its still current.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23, archived)

Yeah, if she ever spills for the leadership, all I'm going to do is change the text a bit...

I wonder where the one of her with a pie on her nose is...

ahhhhh.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:26, archived)

Australia is a long way away.

It's probably still 2006 over there.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:03, archived)

I hear the 4 year flight is a killer.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:05, archived)

Well, my bike has a flux capactitor on it.

I'm now in 2040.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:05, archived)

that's just the time over there silly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:12, archived)

ha! no such luck unfortunately.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:14, archived)

No it's not

2010 is Sydney!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:06, archived)

But Darling, it hurts!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:07, archived)

No, 2000 was Sydney.

2004 Athens. 2008 Beijing. 2012 Yeovil.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:10, archived)

*starts sending increasingly sinister love notes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:03, archived)

This sounds very enjoyable.

*licks top lip*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:06, archived)

I love you.

I really, really love you.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

I really don't.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:17, archived)

Aw you're too sweet.

*licks left lip*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:22, archived)

Honestly.

I'd probably kill myself or something. Or kill you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)

thinks: definitely a keeper

*licks right lip*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:36, archived)

Wet Wet Wet's cover of "Love Is All Around" will be our song!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:43, archived)

They might

be a bit manky by the time they reach you.

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cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:10, archived)

aw :(

no cayke for me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27, archived)

Would you accept

a recipe? Then you could have them fresh! :D

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cakelady, Tue 18 May 2010, 16:38, archived)

There's a bluebird dive-bombing your cakes.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

Aaaagggghhhh

Trying really hard not to eat cakes and biscuits at the moment but these look lovely. I NEED ONE!!!!

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:24, archived)

i would wager they contain 100% less bogies

than the ones made by lady wife and tiny son this morning. Mind you, they taste GOOOOOD!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:57, archived)

He does so many for so many others...

Click for bigger (160 kb)
I thought it's about time we returned the favour...

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:02, archived)

Oooo

that's rather good : D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:05, archived)

Thank you!

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:19, archived)

Aww Ninj :)

That's very lully of you. I'm sure he'll really love it too.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:09, archived)

Ooh thanks Wuffles

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:12, archived)

Yeah, why not?

good on The_Fiend

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, archived)

YEAH.....'bout time someone gave him "a touch of his own medicine"

nice gesture:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:15, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:16, archived)

nice one ninj

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:17, archived)

Ooh ta!

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:19, archived)

hah

nice

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21, archived)

that's ace

very striking

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

Cheers Bilbo!

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:34, archived)

Oooh, very nice!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

Thank you muchly

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:35, archived)

What does it say?

/standard The_Fiend response

Nicely!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:31, archived)

Hahahaha...

Cheers Sushi :D

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:47, archived)

That's a woo right there sir

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:37, archived)

Looks ace!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:39, archived)

Lo Wez

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:40, archived)

Lo freebs!

Hows things?
Thought I'd pop by and give my condolences.
S'all very sad =(

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:44, archived)

vere sad

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:45, archived)

Also, woke up today and this was top of the Reddit Frontpage

www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c5cyl/reddit_my_girlfriend_and_i_found_a_baby_racoon/
I sadded all over again.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:06, archived)

nicely :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:48, archived)

Cheers Prod!

(

Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:50, archived)

The old switcheroo, eh?

Nicely done, Ninj.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:16, archived)

Cheers Cap'n

(

Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:21, archived)

:D :D

cheers me dears xxxxx *gays*

(

FIEND, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:23, archived)

Where's Freebase?

You will need to CFB

(

sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:57, archived)

I can see him from here

*may contain lies*

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:03, archived)

Got him!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:06, archived)

he's on gayshift

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:06, archived)

Yes he usually is

;)

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:09, archived)

good to see they're keeping it fresh...and using another face as a meme

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, archived)

Don't start this up again

I mean honestly.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:13, archived)

what?..I'm giving mad props.

davey man!!..you stop startin'

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:15, archived)

hehe

no worries.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:20, archived)

As a proud member of the Gay Shift

I've missed out on all the fun of late (work takes up too much time!).

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:30, archived)

pris is looking hard for him

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:12, archived)

nice

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:12, archived)

Found him!

He's by the shoe stall! NEXT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:33, archived)

gah, go on

Billy spoilers

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:44, archived)

Been Done. I know.

Click for BIG version.

My mum is a genius.

(Spy is dead., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:55, archived)

Some of these are good :D

.. tho i cant help but think "Ar" shout be Piratium :P

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:16, archived)

coconuts!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:18, archived)

Yes Rb is Rhubarb

...but underneath it in group one Cs is CUSTARD.

as any foo no ;o)

(champagnerocker, Tue 18 May 2010, 17:14, archived)

As someone taking their chemistry finals this week

Thank you so very, very much!

(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:27, archived)

There's a Jessie icon set up. This money goes to Cal for server bills - as this is how the system is set up - I can't subvert it as the cash doesn't go via me.

However if someone trustworthy wants to get in touch and collect money for either a charitable donation or flowers I can stick this on the front page with a message etc.

cr3 edit: donations here get the new icon and the funds will go to Mrs. Trellis who will organise a memorial fund: >> www.b3ta.com/donate/jessie/ <<

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rob, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:43, archived)

Good man Rob

having bought the new raccoon, perhaps it needs to be pixel different to the tweaknik original

*Edit - you could use this one if you wanted

More black fur above nose, fluffier ears, repositioned

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:44, archived)

Just been mucking about with this

Not fully happy but I hope it conveys the general idea

(obviously borrowing tweaknik's original btw)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:55, archived)

would be good.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:08, archived)

'tis a great icon

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drunkenoaf, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21, archived)

And my paypal's borked so I can't get one!

/measures being taken...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:38, archived)

just wanted to link this

www.b3ta.com/board/10052464 so it's further up the board.
I would really love a real-world tribute like this, if it's at all possible

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:57, archived)

Very cool idea

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:06, archived)

^ this

I only wish I could show her it :(

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

: (

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:41, archived)

*huge hugs*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:53, archived)

Good work Rob.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:44, archived)

could a web-savvy mod set up a separate paypal account you could oversee?

that way we would know it was in safe, reliable hands
/and well done rob, top bloke

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:44, archived)

well yeah - I'm asking for someone to step forward and do this

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rob, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:46, archived)

fair enough, I guessed as much

I just assumed you'd be the most trustworthy person for most b3tans to do it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:47, archived)

If all else fails

and nobody else wants the job, I can take donations for any future "b3ta fund" even though I barely knew her.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:50, archived)

I'd be happy to if you change your mind

Just to feel like I'm doing something useful :'(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:59, archived)

if JPG is around maybe it'd be better for him to do it?

(

weaver., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:00, archived)

^I was thinking this too

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:02, archived)

Fine by me

~~Will wait a bit to hear if he wants the task. If he doesn't I have an email acct set up and ready to be linked to PayPal.~~
Mrs. Trellis it is!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:07, archived)

I did think that

But I don't know if he's on Paypal. My offer stands anyhow.

And now I have to drive to work, and I really really don't want to.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:03, archived)

I think I missed the conversation,

But what was the decided result? Flowers or adoption?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:33, archived)

I think we wait and see

It'll be a while until all who can give do so (payday and suchlike) so by then we may know the wishes of the family/the Prof.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:00, archived)

excellent

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:46, archived)

thanks rob

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:47, archived)

Thanks Rob!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:47, archived)

Thank you

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:48, archived)

you're a star

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:48, archived)

Nice one Rob

I'm sorry I have precious little at the moment but I will make a donation ASAIC.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:48, archived)

great stuff

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:49, archived)

OK that as well, thanks Rob

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:49, archived)

Nice one.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:49, archived)

Good work fella

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:51, archived)

thanks Rob

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:52, archived)

You have chosen wisely

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:53, archived)

Top man, rob

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:54, archived)

nice one :)

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:54, archived)

Fucking tremendous.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:55, archived)

*makes racoon-type noises*

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:57, archived)

If tribs and cr3 can work with JPG to get a donations for flowers for the funeral, that'd be great. Especially if we can get enough for a raccoon shaped setup. I think the prof would like that.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:04, archived)

Thats lully :-)

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:10, archived)

Top man

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:12, archived)

Just started a new job and don't get paid for a few weeks

Please leave this open for a little bit.

To be honest I'd also like to send some money to Nikon Fella's family but I can't help but think that an anonymous bunch of flowers from an internet weirdo at this late stage might just open up old wounds.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:15, archived)

Agreed on all accounts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21, archived)

^this

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nocturne72, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:11, archived)

Will make my donation later

can't do it at work.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:23, archived)

Good work

Hope this raccoon makes smiles at a sad time.

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:26, archived)

Thanks Rob :)

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doog Don't read this., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:26, archived)

A tasteful and fitting tribute

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:27, archived)

Well done.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:29, archived)

i think that is such a lovely idea

nice

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:30, archived)

Will this stay open for a week or so?

I'd love to donate, but payday's not for another week or so

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:31, archived)

Nice one cr3 and Mrs T.

Made my donation. I think Mrs T may be in for a shock when she arrives at work and gets a ton of paypal emails :)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:32, archived)

Thanks so much for doing this Rob

Thanks to everyone else who's posted too. You may think it's a small thing and that words are useless but it's been a big comfort to me to see how much Nina* was liked and loved.

*it's been so long since I've called her Jess, seems strange now...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:32, archived)

She was one in a million.

So sorry for your loss prof.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:35, archived)

*big manhugs*

so so sorry K-Mart

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:36, archived)

Can't begin to imagine the loss

hope the memories of good times shine through soon.

(

Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:40, archived)

:) x

(

Richard Shitheels, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:49, archived)

*massive hug*

Anything you need fella, we're all here!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:50, archived)

*hug*

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:58, archived)

You've got all of b3ta here to help you in any way we can.

Sure most of the time that may just be posting a CDC and ragging on newbies but I'm sure that most if not all of us will do anything we can to help in our own way. I'm really sorry for your loss. I hope my ramblings haven't overstepped in any way.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:58, archived)

Words can't express.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

(

FoldsFive, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:09, archived)

*joins in the hugs*

She was ace. I'm trying not to cry too much at my desk.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:33, archived)

My condolences Prof

I'm so sorry love x

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42, archived)

So, so sorry.

If you need anything let me know.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:56, archived)

Oh, Prof

I cannot begin to express how sorry I am.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:34, archived)

So sorry to read the news

Though we never met, we shared a mutual love of all things raccoon-esque.

May the love of friends support you through this tragic time.
Remember all the good times - the fun, the love, the laughter and the happy memories.
God bless.

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Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Tue 18 May 2010, 23:01, archived)

Thanks Rob

It's good to feel we are able to do something.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 18 May 2010, 12:33, archived)

Well done mate.

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nocturne72, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:44, archived)

Cheers chap

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:46, archived)

Thanks Rob

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:46, archived)

Cheers Rob

couldn't donate much but every little helps eh.

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:54, archived)

nice one rob

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:01, archived)

Well done.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:03, archived)

Good work Rob

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:03, archived)

Lovely to see so many racoons on here so quickly.

Cheers Rob.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:30, archived)

Thanks for this

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:31, archived)

Cheers

and done.

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:59, archived)

*Sniff*

I has the sads.

This is why I love this place.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 18 May 2010, 14:00, archived)

*donates*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 May 2010, 18:30, archived)

Well, it worked for me. I now have an icon.

A damn good cause, I'd say.

Sorry for your loss, PKM.

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Wanderer, Tue 18 May 2010, 22:36, archived)

Probably been done.

(Spy is dead., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:39, archived)

Do you want a tribute image challenge for Jessie?

I've been asked for this on twitter and I'm unsure if it's the right thing to do - so vote now and I'll follow your wishes.

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rob, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:15, archived)

I think not necessarily a tribute challenge, don't sort them by popularity or anything,

but yeah, somewhere that Jessie's family can see them all in one place would be nice I think.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:17, archived)

well that's how the site works

there is no button to turn that stuff off

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rob, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:19, archived)

Fair enough.

Also, good point made by Damocles.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:20, archived)

Notwithstanding the sentiment behind such images

they may still be a bit too B3tanesque for the family. Unless someone was to take all the presentable-to-your-grandma tributes and stick them on a DVD/memory card for a digital photo frame sort of thing.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:24, archived)

I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

It could get really tacky really fast. I think the idea below about opening up the raccoon icon for all icon owners, and renaming it Jessie would be a more fitting tribute.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:19, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:20, archived)

It even rains in your graphics.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:28, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 May 2010, 20:52, archived)

this ^

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doog Don't read this., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:21, archived)

I agree

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:21, archived)

agreed..this please

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:22, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:49, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:50, archived)

^this

Unless the donation mechanism can be subverted for a whip-round for some flowers to the funeral, and a charitable donation on Jessie's behalf, rewarding with the Racoon.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:22, archived)

^This would be nice too

a whip round and something from b3ta as a whole.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:24, archived)

where are we going to get magenta flowers from?

/sorry :)x

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:30, archived)

Someone posted a link to this yesterday,

www.worldwildlife.org/ogc/species_SKU.cfm?gid=113
an adopted b3ta raccoon maybe?
/see my comment below about perhaps giving it a little while before proceeding though, just a thought

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:32, archived)

^^ This

So very hard

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:33, archived)

hell yeah!

Do we get to name it?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:38, archived)

Even if it can't be officially named, we probably will

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:22, archived)

^This

Edit: charity donations and flowers might be premature but surely nobody could be offended by us adopting a raccoon in her memory?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:39, archived)

you're right, I don't think they could

but I think a little patience might be prudent.
just my opinion only, mind :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:52, archived)

done

I own a racoon :S

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:45, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:01, archived)

There's a good chance b3ta could own every raccoon before the day is done

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:03, archived)

there is no option to subvert the racoons to do our bidding and take over the world :/

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:25, archived)

fuck - this is a sweet idea

but I can't do it technically - the money all goes to someone elses account and I have no control over it.

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rob, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:29, archived)

It was suggested yesterday to set up a charity

page of some sorts and donate the money to the WWF Racoon fund.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:32, archived)

raccoon icon made from flowers would be nice

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:33, archived)

oooh, does anyone know a really good florist

I'd chuck money at this for sure

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:41, archived)

I'm not sure it's that easy to get flowers in greyscale

But I do know a very excellent florist

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:49, archived)

yea didn't think about that :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:50, archived)

I'm sure it might work in another colour?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:54, archived)

Tesco Value colours?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:00, archived)

it could easily be done

with different shades of red/pink/white roses.

EDIT: i really really like this idea, and would absolutely donate what spare cash i have toward it

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:55, archived)

Magenta!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:57, archived)

That would be fitting.

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:02, archived)

I'll throw in some cash too if someone can organise it

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21, archived)

Agreed

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:23, archived)

^^this^^

It's meaningful enough for those people who knew her, and un-obtrusive for those who didn't and won't really understand what it's all about.
It's a bloody odd / awful feeling when you realise you're talking about someone in the "past" tense.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:24, archived)

This is what I've been saying

I hate the past tense. I hate the birds outside my window, they're being too cheerful. I hate everything.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:28, archived)

It was way too beautiful last night

lovely sunset . . . felt like it should've been pissing with rain
*cries again*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:30, archived)

I just took Trellis TNG out to the park as I felt I needed some air

Bad plan. She was picking dandelions and buttercups, the sun was shining and the birds were singing their hearts out. I came home angrier than when I left.

I don't often swear as many of you may have noticed, but FUCK :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:36, archived)

I think people will understand what it's about, without knowing who Jessie was.

I think it's a good idea. There is obviously a very strong feeling here, from those that knew her.

The problem is that like real life, after such an awful thing, life has to get back to normal.

Having a place for people to say their bit does absolutely no harm, and it allows the board to get back to normal without anyone feeling bad about it.

As for tackiness / B3taness . . well, I'm sure some of her close friends can go through the collection of pictures, and collect the nice ones onto a CD. Then at some time in the future, give it to whoever will appreciate it.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:38, archived)

Thanks

It may needed to have been said by someone with a bit more weight.
;)
I'm sure the donation could be setup for an appropriate charity, I know that was mentioned before.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:27, archived)

it was an awesome idea :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:35, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:27, archived)

hello you

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:28, archived)

Yup, also this,

And a charity donation as well would be good.

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:30, archived)

I don't think anyone would be silly enough to do something crass - but a comp would allow that sort of thing.

I think raccoon.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:32, archived)

ummm......

You should have seen some of the stuff suggested on /talk when JPG's thread was still active and many of us here still hadn't heard the news. Some of it spilled over to /board and that was bad enough.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:47, archived)

That's a really good idea!

A lasting monument that won't fade into the archives.

I like TGA's idea of the adopted raccoon too. Or a donation in her name to some charity.

Who wants to arrange something?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:36, archived)

As I mentioned yesterday, it might be prudent to wait a few days for Prof. and the respectrive familes

to organise everything, then a discreet word to someone the prof. is in contact with from here to enquire if a charity has been nominated by the Prof. and Nina's family.
I think anyone organising anything here so soon might be a little premature

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:37, archived)

Sounds reasonable

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:38, archived)

I think this is best.

My bet is that prof or nina's family will set up a charity donation or something anyway, so we can all give to that in time. Right now, they're probably far too devastated to even think about this sort of thing.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:42, archived)

my thoughts exactly

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:43, archived)

I think Jahled may be the expert here

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:42, archived)

Agreed.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:38, archived)

yep, this subtler and less likely to have some nobber being distateful

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:40, archived)

Thank you Toastie

I was trying to find a way to say that and failing. Seems I'm out of practice b3ta-wise.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:43, archived)

*concurs*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:44, archived)

absolutely this^

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:52, archived)

Very much what you said

I mean at the end of last night the board looked like this, I think that everyone deserves better than becoming some horrible Jade Goody memorial.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, archived)

Good Idea.

I didn't know her - certainly as I'm on the other side of the planet. But great mark of respect for a fellow b3tan.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:11, archived)

AYE...this:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:19, archived)

this is more exciting than the election

and what they said..icons and stuff^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:19, archived)

My suggestion.

www.b3ta.com/board/10052419

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:22, archived)

Shit.

Only just seen the news and I'm absolutely gutted. She was always one of my favourite b3tans and even nicer in real life.

Damn.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:22, archived)

No.

It's a nice idea. I think messages of love and support will suffice.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:23, archived)

I got to play with Lego and have a little cry last night so all good here

But would appreciate the racoon icon for the next week or so

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:24, archived)

Not an image challenge as in "put it on the front page and see who makes images"

But just as an option in the drop down box when posting pictures so they can be collected together.

The actual image challenge would go ahead as normal

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Joliet, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:25, archived)

^ this

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:26, archived)

Nah.

Those that knew her by and large already have, and it will grow organically like that. No need to make a specific thing of it - that would just go downhill IMHO

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:25, archived)

please, no - there's no need to encourage people

anyone who feels that way can and does post a tribute image already
one could maybe post them all in one thread or put all the links to their threads in one place
I'm afraid this will turn into an "always in our heartz" thing otherwise

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:27, archived)

^ this absolutely

I've instructed Crevice (practically never posts, sometimes lurks) that in the event of my demise he announce it here requesting the most tasteless responses imaginable.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:33, archived)

And in the event of mine please SLVA,

can you make sure that there is a bell ringing on the hour, every hour, that has been tuned to say "MONG!"? That would be great, cheers :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:47, archived)

as an additional challenge, yes

but not as the weekly compo

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:35, archived)

It's a nice thought, but I don't think it's necessary

time to exit from the cyberworld and provide something physical as a tribute in the way of a charity donation/raccoon adoption/flowers etc

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:36, archived)

As well as the icon dedication, how about a one word Image challenge "Raccoon"

It wouldn't need to be worded as a dedication, we would know who it was for and those who didn't know her could carry on as B3ta does.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:43, archived)

this could work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:47, archived)

I like the idea of that

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Monty Propps, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:57, archived)

i agree

as well

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:05, archived)

Er.... The "science" of Jason Statham's career?

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:09, archived)

God almighty

how that guy even has a career is beyond me.

ZOMFG GRUFF VOICE WITH NO HAIR COMBO

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:13, archived)

Ross Kemp was busy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:40, archived)

Crank and Crank 2 are the best films ever made

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:52, archived)

what emvee said

(feels_goodman 's brain cogs whirred at, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:42, archived)

Well I'd fuck him.

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 18 May 2010, 19:33, archived)

Volcano Science

(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

Needs more smashing orangey bit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:41, archived)

Emits shower of sparks

as do every other firework from "Standard Fireworks"

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:51, archived)

Shower?

light drizzle, perhaps?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:00, archived)

So which silly sod dropped their fag-end on the blue paper?

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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:53, archived)

Needs more crashing plane

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:38, archived)

Nina (AKA: Jessie) was one of the first B3tans I ever met at my first ever bash back in 2006.
Lovely girl. Dry wit. Freaky taste in drinks.
She appeared in a fair few of my little sketches.

Tragic :(

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:11, archived)

Seconded.

I have and may other want to too, turned my icon off as a b3ta mark of respect.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:15, archived)

*takes off hat*

*replaces with live raccoon*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:16, archived)

Not I

I will change mine for a while.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:17, archived)

I thought about it

but I've adopted her Raccoon instead

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:18, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:19, archived)

I thought of that but sadly I don't have that one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:20, archived)

Same with me

We shall have to make do with no icon.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:40, archived)

I will join you in this

edit : ok i have not really joined you in this

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:55, archived)

likewise, I thought Hitler was inappropriate

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:20, archived)

I can't follow up this statement!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:22, archived)

only on b3ta...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

me too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:21, archived)

Jolly good idea

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Joliet, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

Raccoons all round

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

Hurrah

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:25, archived)

changed mine too

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:25, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:28, archived)

I don't have access to the raccoon, so mine's off.

How can it be that I feel so sad about someone I'd never met? She was always such a lovely person on here, and I dare say she was even lovelier in person. My heart goes out to everyone that knew her, 'specially the Prof. The last 24 hours or so have shown b3ta (and b3tans) at it's best, nice to know that people care.

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

Icon removed due to lack of raccoon

A sad time....

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:45, archived)

I removed mine

because I've been using it for years - didn't feel right to make no change.

I love seeing all the raccoons on the board though. it's bittersweet loveliness.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:14, archived)

hundred and seconded

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:05, archived)

I suggested the Raccon be made available again

in tribute, and be called Jessie.

Edit: Should I stick it in the bug/suggestion area?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:07, archived)

class :)

Guinness and black current?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:17, archived)

Her tipple of choice.

Drew a sketch about it at the 2006 bash, but I can't find it :(

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:18, archived)

it's a surprisingly good mix :)

shame about that sketch..
I lost all my work at the weekend due to my hard drive bricking

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:26, archived)

I really don't know what to say about the whole thing, so I won't say anything, but I will return out of my b3ta retirement just to post this.

(due to my superslow connection atm I have to use imageshack, sorry)

img693.imageshack.us/img693/4191/purpleguinessjessie.jpg

Vaarwel Jessie.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:49, archived)

Bravo, sir!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:01, archived)

nicely done, JJ

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:20, archived)

Guinness & Black - secretly preferred to regular Guinness by most people!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

~~secretly~~

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:24, archived)

Lovely tribute JJ

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Joliet, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:29, archived)

*sniff*

I may have to bugger off for a bit...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:35, archived)

Lovely stuff

I have no access to the raccoon so have switched off my icon. I'm just numb today, alcohol didn't help last night and chocolate isn't helping today.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:35, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:39, archived)

lovely tribute, J'

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

Poor Lass - Am I mistaken in believing, that like me and Flowerpot, she was a Sheffield lass?

Great sense of humour and a great loss.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

She grew up in Wales

and I was born in that London!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:59, archived)

Lovely stuff JJ

I'm noticing some annoying 2-faced comments on the board and rather than get angry online, I'll be away from b3ta for a while.

G'nite Jessie/Nina, you star.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:53, archived)

A fitting

tribute sir.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:55, archived)

Top show, Jack

Jack

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:11, archived)

Y'know, I think she would

Does it fit on a raccoon?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:14, archived)

yes, yes it does

yes it does hello you

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:21, archived)

How are you with all this? I know you knew her better than most

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:22, archived)

Good going mister

I'll drink to that

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Weetobix, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:23, archived)

R.I.P. Jessie

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Q4nobody, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:40, archived)

that's crackin' :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:42, archived)

thats ace!!

:) its a bloody shame about her :(

edit - just found this on the bbc - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/8686452.stm i wonder if this was jessie :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:42, archived)

Never met her apart from on this board

But she looked and always sounded like a great lady and I was shocked by the terrible news. Felt it only fitting to post something in her honour.

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Q4nobody, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:45, archived)

i never met her

she was always trying to get me to go to a bash but i never had the money :( i'm gutted about the news - this is a lovely tribute :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:51, archived)

Aye, that's her

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:46, archived)

It's funny.

The news never really has any weight until it's someone you knew =(

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:26, archived)

Fuck, I'd held it together until I saw that.

What a pissing shame

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:37, archived)

Lovely.

I haven't been on /board for a long, long time since the hummus dried up but it's lovely to see this community spirit - reminds me what I miss about this place.

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FoldsFive, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:43, archived)

^ this, hard

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:47, archived)

^ Agreed

not been on here for yonks, but what godawful news :(

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hypnochimp, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:53, archived)

Same here

Terrible news. I'm feeling like I might get back into the b3ta swing in a week or so... I've missed this place, but now isn't the time.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:55, archived)

I've only just heard

and I am horrified and upset.
Poor Jessie. Poor Prof Kenny.
Jessie so was full of life, so full of shit (I sometimes teased her about that) and such a top chick!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:44, archived)

Hi Pot

Kenny must be feeling totally numb today :(

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 9:51, archived)

Hello Ms. Pot

Horrible turn of events :(

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:00, archived)

Hello, Hammy

Yeah.
I felt a kinship with her, being a strong no-nonsense type of woman who spoke her mind.
It's just so tragic and such a senseless loss.
Life can sometimes just turn on a sixpence. The fragility of it smacks us in the face with such horrific news.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:08, archived)

Nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:46, archived)

That's

bloody amazing, even without the sentiment.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:47, archived)

Q4 - that's an outstanding tribute

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 9:48, archived)

that's very good

now get back in the kitchen and make me a turkey-pot-pie BITCH!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:49, archived)

hang on a minute...

someone's dead?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:50, archived)

yup :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:56, archived)

I'm just flicking through this...

I haven't been on /board in ages... But they were both spot on peoples.

Is she the one who did the milestone animation, dancing behind the chalkboard?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:58, archived)

yea that's jessie :)

I liked her version because it was original.

the others..no need

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:59, archived)

official online and offline :(

(likeajackhammer, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:04, archived)

Yes.

Jessie tragically passed away in a car crash yesterday.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:58, archived)

Excellent

Much deserved woo

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:49, archived)

FP this now

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:50, archived)

Amazing send off.

I've been keeping quiet since i saw this yesterday as I've only been here a week, and never met Jessie or seen any of her work. But I feel I should say that seeing all your posts I'm saddened that we never met and I can only hope one day so many people will miss me with such vigour. This is a truly amazing send off and my heart goes out to you all.

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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:50, archived)

there's a lot of different personalities on here

but there does seem to be a common thread that runs through most b3tans

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 9:52, archived)

Yeah.

When it comes down to it, when all is said and done, all of us, b3tans every one, are a bunch of Cunts really ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:57, archived)

I resemble that remark.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:57, archived)

>--<

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:03, archived)

*waves*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:03, archived)

you are the fluffiest cunt in the world :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:09, archived)

Fuck off you cunt! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:14, archived)

cunt

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:04, archived)

You would say that, you cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:16, archived)

just doing my job

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:22, archived)

^this

if you'd told me a few years back i'd be genuinely saddened by the death of someone i'd only met in person a couple of times via a puerile internet message board i'd have laughed in your face, but.......

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:59, archived)

Agreed.

I don't know if this proves that there is a hint of decency and humanity in everyone or just really shows how awesome Jessie was.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:01, archived)

a bit of the former

and a huge great dollop of the latter

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:04, archived)

I have only ever spoken to her here

but her genuine niceness was apparent

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:02, archived)

*seconded*

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Joliet, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:33, archived)

BTW - you have just lost your L Plates

and have survived a week :D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:08, archived)

Superb sir!

A deft touch well done, a fantastic tribute :)

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Ninj, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:53, archived)

Brilliant Q!¬

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:57, archived)

That's fucking ace, sir

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:59, archived)

Utterly superb!

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:59, archived)

That's excellent,

I've been trying to find pics of the first Derby bash that was down the Bless (I think 2006). Anyone got any links?
Thanks

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 18 May 2010, 10:00, archived)

Have you checked the flickr pool?

Also, Rotating Wobbly Hat posted an album of all the pics he has of Jessie. Let me just run and find it for you.

EDIT: Here you go: www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157624081263206/

I should imagine he was probably at the first b3ta bash too.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:28, archived)

Thanking you sir...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 18 May 2010, 11:03, archived)

Beautiful

*click*

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Joliet, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:30, archived)

Oh dear... this is very sad, but great anim Q4

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:38, archived)

excellent work, Q

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:44, archived)

That's lovely.

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Monty Propps, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:45, archived)

Nicely done.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:08, archived)

splendid stuff

*echoes RIP*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21, archived)

I wish I had met her

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:00, archived)

Awww

poor lass.

I'm finding it a bit troubling that most of these lovely tributes are in FP friendly dimensions

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:03, archived)

Purely coincidence I can assure you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:05, archived)

please don't think I was having a pop, the image is lovely and if I knew her better, i'd love to have made something too

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:07, archived)

I think most people on here

Are now hardwired to stick to 300px or 400px.

It probably happens without much concious thought.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 May 2010, 9:13, archived)

I do the same when i post images as i find it to be a good rule of thumb

*ignores self*

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:17, archived)

Surely that would be 400px wide?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:06, archived)

I can assure you Aphex

she was undoubtedly one of the lovliest, fluffiest, shiniest persons on the face of this planet.

Yesterday fair whacked the stuffing out of me, and I feel bad that I missed something of a big teary board hug last night, but I just couldn't face it.

I've seen all the lovely pics people have done since yesterday and everyone is making me well up, but I can't bring myself to do one.
But everyone of them is fantastic.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:07, archived)

I know what you mean. I couldn't join in last night either.
She was nothing but lovely to me, both her and Kerry. My heart goes out to him

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:10, archived)

same here

long time no see, how's life treating you?
It's nice to see so many old 'faces' still around, if it just weren't for such a sad occasion :(

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 9:08, archived)

Life was treating me pretty fucking great up until yesterday.
How's things with you?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:12, archived)

apart from today's grim mood, I'm good, ta

just had a hard time leaving the gf at home this morning
I hope Kerry will cope in time, I know all you lovely people who knew them personally will look after him

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 May 2010, 9:22, archived)

:*)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:09, archived)

*hugs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:12, archived)

Still in a bit of a shock

I had a look through my hard drives last night, but the last time I saw Jessie was when she and the Prof drove down to be part of our zombie horde, so the pics aren't really appropriate. Nonetheless, she was an absolute trooper that day and I hope she had a lot of fun. She was always made me laugh and smile and I shall miss her greatly.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:14, archived)

I just feel so fucking angry

This morning I've shopped two pics of raccoons telling God to fuck off, because it's all I can express at the moment

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:30, archived)

I know how you feel, and just can't imagine how it must be for poor Kerry

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:52, archived)

christ knows...

I can't even begin to imagine, and to be honest, it upsets me too much to even begin to think about what he must be going through

:(

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 May 2010, 10:00, archived)

I've been out of the loop for a week or so and was going to burst on with a cheery "hello b3ta what have I missed?"

Thank God I checked and saw JPG's post first. What a complete nightmare.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:29, archived)

Lovely stuff.

I only met her the once, at a Birmingham Bash, but she was lovely, friendly and witty. It's a terrible, terrible shame and a huge loss.

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FoldsFive, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:34, archived)

*sniff* Lovely sirrah

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:34, archived)

I don't know what to say to be honest.

I had to spazz back to find out what happened. I met Jessie many, many time and although we didn't talk that often considered her a friend.

This is indeed terrible, tragic news and my heart goes out to Kenny and her family.

What a terrible day for b3ta and for everyone close to her.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 May 2010, 9:38, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 18 May 2010, 6:45, archived)

Crusader Penguins!

They're gonna have fun in the heat of the Holy Land.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 6:54, archived)

THE POOR MISGUIDED FOOLS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 7:07, archived)

www.imdb.com/news/ni2485549/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 18 May 2010, 7:16, archived)

oh good!

I was worried he might be running out of money for ~~booze and hookers~~ inspirational literature
www.b3ta.com/board/10047495

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 7:28, archived)

And resources for stalking his ex

Denise Richards=Who wouldn't?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:07, archived)

No matter how hard he tried

He couldn't get the bus stop Aptenodytes forsteri to notice him : (

Keep trying little Tux, keep trying.

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:06, archived)

whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee

always loved this one:D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 May 2010, 12:12, archived)

Iss it naked lady tiem?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:22, archived)

hey, I've done her! (photoshopped, rather)

good job!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:24, archived)

Cheers!

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:33, archived)

8-bit nekkid.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:31, archived)

Naked and under 5K ^^

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:33, archived)

i still can't afford it

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:35, archived)

It's always naked lady time.

I approve of this image.
*Stamp of approvals*

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Cae1, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:37, archived)

\o/

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:58, archived)

Looks nothing like the Pope

Although might explain the big hats. Hides the hair.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 May 2010, 6:53, archived)

I have clown makeup on my penis

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:16, archived)

FUCKING FUCKING CLOWNS

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:27, archived)

"Whenever the circus came to town, I would tell Ethan

all kinds of kinky clown-domination stories involving the Leather Clown,
like the time she forced me to have sex with her in the little car,
or the time she kept spraying me with the seltzer bottle
until I obeyed her every command."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:32, archived)

Ahem

SHE?

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:36, archived)

"Ethan and I, we laughed and laughed at these tall tales

but I could tell, deep down, he was wondering
whether the Leather Clown was really real or not
and I would let him wonder."

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:46, archived)

i'm guessing it was your father

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:36, archived)

no, he's more of a rubber man.

WET RUBBER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 5:42, archived)

Aw yeah baby. Tell me more,

you filthy clown-fucker, you.

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:47, archived)

in other news

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:33, archived)

Oh Emm Jee!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:38, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:41, archived)

ha haaa!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:43, archived)

I like where this is going

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:47, archived)

hmmm

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:59, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:02, archived)

oh durn it I blinked

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:20, archived)

OMG TOO SOON :(((((((

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 3:47, archived)

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Shlvng, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:08, archived)

WOULD WATCH AGAIN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 4:09, archived)

This makes me scared

so why did i do a sex wee?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 18 May 2010, 8:11, archived)

fearwank?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 May 2010, 9:06, archived)

1 bn profit :O

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FIEND, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:56, archived)

Nice font matching there.

What algorithm did you use? ;)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:02, archived)

what are these algorithm magic thingymabobs?

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FIEND, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:03, archived)

This made me laugh like a drain.

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chulk607, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:04, archived)

Which sarcasm algorithm did you use?

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:12, archived)

I thought it fits nicely.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:15, archived)

hahaha

i agree with mu, but thankyou CBSKI :D

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FIEND, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:16, archived)

I have clown makeup on my penis

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:03, archived)

pics

or it didnt happen,

yeah i said it

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FIEND, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:04, archived)

You must get all the girls.

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Cae1, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:06, archived)

That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.

Only 1 result in google.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:16, archived)

There would have been 2 results, but I decided not to send it to the twitter :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:17, archived)

Yeah, keep it on the google, smart move.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:19, archived)

HA! A few days ago, a co-worker (surprisingly, a young man) said he was going to type something in 'the google'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:28, archived)

IS THIS WHAT THEY FOUND? WELL IS IT?

guilianiguiliani2008.blogspot.com/2009/06/once-petas-get-riled-they-are-not.html
Aww lookit some cute ittle sheeples

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:44, archived)

Wake up, liberal fascist sheeple

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:48, archived)

i breathe the same air as these people do o.0

Of course, Obama IS the long-legged mac daddy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkokNuIojw

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:50, archived)

THE PETAS MUST BE KEPT RILED

RILING THE PETAS WILL SAVE LIVES WORLDWIDE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:52, archived)

WORKIN MY MULES. RILIN MY PETAS. TAKIN CARE O BUSNESS.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:54, archived)

Your search - "I have clown makeup on my penis" - did not match any documents. :(

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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:25, archived)

so that must mean i REALLY do :/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:28, archived)

there were more in the car than you expected, weren't there?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:16, archived)

yes, but they give great...

UERGHHHH!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:22, archived)

Does it honk if you are horny?

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 18 May 2010, 2:31, archived)

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