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the mousey scales of fate:

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)

nice looping!

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)

Aceness.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)

Flooomp!

That is the noise such a contraption should make.
Have a woo and a click

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)

AAAaaaaHHHHhhhhh!.....

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)

haha what?

Magnus Powermouse!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)

"Revenge is mine"...sayeth Mickey...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)

*adds loam*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)

aaaawwwweeeESSSSOOOOOMMMMEEEE

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Shada, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)

^this^

with 72.7 exclamation marks!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)

haha

thanks :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)

no probs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)

there may be a few surplus ones there

LETS BUILD A FORT

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)

amazing as usual :D

what do you use to draw these?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)

tiny little squids

I got through around a dozen for this piece.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)

fineliners and marker pens

as an alternative.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)

I thought so.

Top work, and a distinctive style. :D

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)

ta! :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)

yes

with a big Y

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)

yesY

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)

Ayy, thats good that Tony!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)

KNOD

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)

Thats one hip dino yo biatch!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)

i likes the inks...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)

haha!

is this Science? It looks like good science.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)

Wonderful :D

*enclickenosity*

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)

No-one would have believed....

(inspiration from below) www.b3ta.com/board/8702671

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)

we come from a citrus-starved planet

now FEED US YOUR LEMONS!

woo :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)

hehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

They've always reminded me of "War of the worlds"

I find they really work well.
Form AND function wins every time!
Woo

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

It's amazing, but they do...

Science, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)

The science bit

It's been suggested that excessive aluminium consumption promotes alzheimers.
Aluminium can be dissolved in acid.
Lemon juice is acid.
Stark lemon squeezers are made of aluminium.

(enile, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)

*Thinks*

That makes him a witch.
Burn him!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)

Yeah, I don't think solid aluminium dissolves in lemon juice...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)

In the kitchen, vinegar is twice as effective at dissolving aluminium

but lemon juice will still do the job. And you can't squeeze a vinegar.

(enile, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)

I see

a stark future ahead.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

You will be juiced!

Edit: Resistance is f(r)utile!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:11, archived)

are you taking

the pith?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)

Ooof!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)

hmm

the future's stark, the future's orange juice.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)

I find your cutting remarks rather apeeling

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arrangedletters, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)

You pipped me to that one

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)

Cor(e)!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)

b(lime)y

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)

stark futures are the best kind

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)

I fear them and admire them

in equal measure

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)

Hello Sir!

All well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)

Yes thank you.

How are you?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)

Stumbling by, thank you...

The usual, basically.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:16, archived)

I've thought this often

Woo!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)

yay!

*dies*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)

Boobs!

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)

fapfapfapfapfap

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)

Excellent!

and this current film is *much* better than the first one...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)

Hahah

*click* that's proper b3ta

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)

I like the tagline

tres droll

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

Hahaha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

Ooh that's a lovely bra

/girlie

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)

Would.

n't

nicely!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:16, archived)

Wunderbra!

I mean Wunderbar!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:16, archived)

Beautifully done

Ron Perlman's a fucking slut.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)

GI Certificate?

Edit: Oh I see! Clever :D

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)

Ha ha

Good work!

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Sheep!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:37, archived)

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Shada, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)

haha!

woo

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)

haha

nicely done!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)

hahaha

superb work!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)

Arf!

Nicely, sir, nicely.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)

fuck

i have my version of this half drawn at the moment

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)

Ta.

For the nice comments.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)

Click!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)

acenees

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)

hahahahaha

excellent work!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)

this gets my vote

for more reasons than i feel prudent to list here

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

really really good :)

genuine *chortles* here :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)

Go and make some tea. Right now.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)

wooyay!

buckets of win :)

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)

not really worth it's own thread

and white is a shit colour to fill it with

p.s. woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)

I AM AN ALIGATOR FOOTSTOOL.

YOU DARE TO PUT YOUR FEETS ON ME?

muchos woo as per.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)

BIRD TEAPOT CUP POOF.

How's the book coming along?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)

I've got about 30 drawings on paper

but I need to scan them all in again, tidy up all the imperfections, get copyright permission for a few of them and upload them all to lulu. To be honest it could take quite some time :(

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

CROCODILE IS WIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)

:DDD

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Shada, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)

AW GO 'WAN, GO 'WAN, GO 'WAN, GO 'WAN, GO 'WAN, GO 'WAN...

GO 'WAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)

A GYDE 2 CATS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

Fishion surely

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)

your cat has six legs

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

how does it smell?

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arrangedletters, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)

*Takes notes*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

I want to cuddle you now.

In a nice way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)

Gigglesnort.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)

Well if that's all you have to say then maybe not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

>:(

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

You could want to be cuddled, at the very least.

I'm nice to cuddle, due to not having any sharp edges.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)

I think a lot of people round these parts enjoy the blunt.

*MIDDLE CLASS DRUGS SATIRE*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

Either way, fat bints and marijuana

they do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

Gigglesnort? Ladies aren't keen!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

That's my best move as well.

The second best one is falling over.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

This is not realistic, as you've not drawn it on my wood panel flooring.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)

PARDINS?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)

YOU ARE NOT DRAWING ON MY WOOD PANEL FLOORING

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

THEN WHOSE WOOD FLOORING AM I CRAYONING?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

Fuck knows.

Bernard Ingham?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)

Sounds like the sort of thing I would do to Bernard.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)

Cats are just made up anyway

like Unicorns and Goths... although I can never remember which is which, always hanging around in Tescos, by the makeup, sharpening their collective horns with really hard cheese...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

:D CLICKD.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

Cats have none of those things

You are anatomically wrong

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

My cats are wrong.

They haven't got these things. >:[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

then glue these things on, or violently insert them...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)

Thats a bit kinky

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)

you say that as if it's a bad thing

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)

Did I?

Whoops
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)

try typing in a different tone of voice!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)

...

Do not want.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)

YOUR CATS ARE PERHAPS NOT CATS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:18, archived)

Lovely

moggy =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)

THEY'S IS CATS

BUT NOT RETARD CATS LIKE YOUR ONE

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)

DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)

LOL

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)

MONKEYS VERSUS DONKEYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)

yaaay!

*absorbs cat knowledge*

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)

101% FACT

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)

well done you

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)

*gurgles*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)

you mixed 'fishion' up with 'fissure'

you pokélunatic.

:D what pokémon did fissure anyhow?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)

geodude and descendants

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:04, archived)

wow thanks.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)

fuck yeah

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Shada, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)

I can confirm that this is fact

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)

Pfft...

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Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

Are we all gonna get arrested for kiddie porn now?

*hides image*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

RealDoll

Since David is a robot, we might just get away with it.

(enile, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)

The ultimate sex toy for kiddie-fiddlers.... ughh....

and with that, I'm off home.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

ummmmmm

"No officer, I do not know anybody called ninj..."

*runs away*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)

Me neither...

...don't quite know why I did that...*runs away with you*

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Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

Starkly effective

I don't know why anyone thought this was anything to do with lemons

(in-knock-you-us, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

rocket ships for tiny design concious spacemen i assumed

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

i like it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)

Interview Ben Goldacre / Bad Science

Ben has been championing good science for yonks via his blog, his newspaper column and general aceness. He's officially a friend of b3ta coz he links to us via his site, and occasionally posts here too.

Now he's got a book out, and we're interviewing him and want your questions.

FYI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Goldacre
www.badscience.net/

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rob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)

nice!

actually a hate of mine too

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

but, those science bits in haircare adverts are how I learn about science

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

BOSWELLOX

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

Nano Peptides!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

nutri-ceramide-R

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

Pro-V!

It's an ingredient in the shampoo which makes the hair silky and smooth!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

Fuck you!

That's nowhere near as good as Bifidus Digestivus! They almost bothered to think up a latin name for it.

ALMOST!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

That's yoghurt, not hair products. http://www.b3ta.com/board/8702596

So fuck you

Edit: and I was quoting Spaced.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

Don't pretend you don't spread yoghurt on your hair.

I'VE SEEN YOU

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

Nope. Eggs and stout on occasion.

Sometimes this japanese stuff that smells of salad cream.

Never yoghurt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

Eggs? STOUT?!

STOUT?!

STOAT!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

Eggs and stout, yes.

Women have been using them for AGES on their hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

Why?

To make very cheap noodles?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

Haha!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

Because it's good for the hair.

Stout makes it shiny, I forget what eggs do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

Makes hens peck it?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

Bastard cannibal hens.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)

They are just probing the remains on their unfulfilled children.

Like a soldier running his hands through the liquidised guts of a comrade.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)

Not in my experience.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)

I have spaced on dvd

but have still yet to see it!

Maybe tonight.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)

You must, senor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

^This, hard

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

thats a spell in Harry Potter I think

Its the magical bulemia that keeps 80% of the female students so thin

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)

My favourite one was 'tiny aqua spheres'

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

What do you have in your pockets right now?

Have you ever considered fighting crime with Good Science?

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Joliet, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

What's your favourite piece of 'bad science' in the movies?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

I remember a great series Robert Llewelyn did about movie science.

It was fab to see how Hollywood made up science stuff.

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Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

"Hollywood Science"

i used it in my lessons

/science teacher

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

Youtubes.

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Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

the problem is not only what they make up

but how they represent the entire scientific environment

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

Also how people actually believe it.

I hate movies that get basic science wrong, especially physics.

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Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

sound in space!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

Like that the trailer for wanted, which while one could forgive the ridiculous premise of being able to spin a bullet.

It's less forgivable that he seemed to be aiming at the target and then spinning it away, rather than aiming away and then spinning it at the target.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

My dear Jeru..

FILIMS IS NOT REAL.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

It doesn't mean they have to be written by idiots though.

All they would have to do is do it the other way round and it would have at least obeyed logic!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

But the last bullet spin of the film even got me thinking "No way"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)

I would not know.

I have not seen the film due to HAVING STANDARDS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)

"No brainers" are fun.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)

science......FICTION....

Fiction as in not real..made up...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

Yes I know,

but it won't kill someone to do some actual research in how thing do/might happen.

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Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

If there isn't any actual science in it

Surely it's just fiction?

(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

outrunning explosions

especially down corridors
cos shockwaves only go at like 10mph don't they

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

Bad movie physics

are hated by these people

www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/

Though I do wonder if they take it too far from time to time.

The cigarettes as lighters bits looks fun to do...

(andywg, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)

If you could crossbreed an animal with a fruit/vegetable, which and why?

I would also like to maintain that this would definitely be good science.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

Q1: Dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong dong?

Q2: How fast can you run?
Q3: What's in your fridge?
Q4: A cat, y/n?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

Q5: Would you be willing to put a donk on it?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

Important question time.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

What is your opinion on silicon collagen biospheres? Did you know they inflate up to nine times?

seems like it could be a good book. i might get it.

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Shada, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

I look forward to it with
question : do nanosphears exist I heard about them on a face cream advert and have always
wondered how they make skin look "visibly" younger. are they a type of midichlorine like
off that starwars. Yoda probably uses it because he has defined wrinkles.
sorry its such a shit question but I'm new here

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

do you think science rock stars are good or bad for science?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

If you blog is about bad science, what is an example of good science?

If they came into contact, would it cause a scientific paradox? An explosion that could destroy all reality? Create a new kind of "Super SCIENCE™"?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

Are you planning to set up some sort of ninja army to fight Bad Science?

Where can I join?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)

If you could do any one god-mocking evil science experiment what would it be?

Personally I'd go for a living hatstand which is supported by three slender female legs, and nipples on the end of the hooks.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)

If science crashed through the window, punched someone who was mugging you and saved your life, how weird would the alley you'd been mugged in be?

I mean why would it have windows?
Can science even materialise and stop muggings?
how many times have you been on the receiving end of a knife, HELD BY SCIENCE?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)

What's it like being a SCIENTIST!™,

and can you invent some kind of chemical that gives people magic powers?

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)

If I grew a face on my face and blamed it on Science, would I get a free salad from the scientific community?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

how would you eat the salad?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)

Yes, but it would be laced with cyanide.

The scientific community would try to cover for their mistake.

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)

am i getting enough pentapeptides and boswelox in my diet?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)

I hope you are getting more than pentapeptides

but also hexapeptides, heptapentides, octapeptides, nonapeptides, and so on.

In fact all the way up to proteins, which are polypeptides....

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)

Don't forget the glycopeptides

But don't start eating vancomycin.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

Have there been any bits of bad science which you think have been beneficial?

or just downright hilarious?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

Do you have magical powers?

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

When you see those adverts promoting teaching as a profession

and the kids ask questions like "Why can't we feel the earth move", do you know the answers, and if so, do you say them out loud? (even if you're alone).

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

I do.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)

me too :)

often accompanied by the pleasing mental image of giving said kid a clip round the ear as i send it scurrying back to the mine.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)

"What's the difference between fluff and dust."

ONE IS WHOLLY FABRIC FIBRES WHILST THE OTHER IS A MIXTURE OF HAIR, DEAD SKIN CELLS AND MISCELLANEOUS MATERIAL FRAGMENTS YOU IDIOT CHILD!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

haha, this is exactly what i do

i'd either be the best or worst teacher ever. and i'd be either one, very briefly i expect.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

Ha! This ^

I shout at those telly-kids like there's no tomorrow.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)

~~do you know the answers, and if so, do you say them out loud? (even if you're alone).~~ WANT TO KICK A BIRO UP THE LITTLE SHIT'S EAR?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)

Genetic modification

Will it create new cures for all ills, or will it create new causes for all ills?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)

If you could fight a major scientific figure (bareknuckle or weapons, your choice), who and why?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

Bongo-playing contest against Richard Feynman

Shame he's dead, really.

(Astatine, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)

Have you ever kicked someone really hard in the crotch?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

What's the deal with magnets?

Are they all evil?

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And especially, what impact would it have on global warming?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

Am I asking too many questions?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

Has SCIENCE!™ ever threatened to harm your family unless you satisfy it sexually?

And if so, were you any good?

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)

Are you secretly pleased that B.G. is also the initals for Battlestar Galactica?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)

that's BSG :(

(

Shada, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

that's bullshit, Gary :(

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)

What do you think about science writers?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

If the core of the earth stopped spinning

Why wouldn't it be possible to restart it with nuclear bombs?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

whats the baddest science that you can imagine?

have you ever tried creating "recreational" chemicals for your own use?
and how long do I have to wait for a time machine to, oh hold on, one's just appeared next to me with me inside it....

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

Do you have an acre of gold?

Can I have some?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)

You are eaten by a grue. Restart? Y/N

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)

What are the chances of the large hadron collider causing a resonance cascade?

Do you have a crowbar handy if it does?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade in my lifetime, much less create one...

(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

Is it true there's a safe level of smoking that doesn't cause cancer?

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)

Yes, the 14th king of the Smo was

only 3 feet tall and he didn't cause any cancer.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)

I once convinced a biology graduate that Tony the tiger is actually a girl

because lions are boy cats and tigers are girl cats. How hard would you slap her?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

Dear Ben

What's your favourite bit of science to pull out at parties?

Lots of love,
Lightguy

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)

I missed

your talk in the Edinburgh Cancer Research Centre, because my boss made me finish an experiment. Was it good?

(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)

Do you know of any scientist that has a laboratory in a secret lair carved inside a volcano?

If yes, who and where?

If no, why not!!!!??? What can we do about it?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)

what's your opinion on religion? on a scale of nutty to dangerously mental

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)

Which is your favourite kitchen appliance?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)

Who's the hottest scientist

you have slept with?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)

Jenny and Timmy are conducting a test. Timmy is a compulsive liar and only tells the truth ones everytime he's told six lies.

If Jenny has three counters in a bag, one blue, one green and one red, and Timmy has 6 counters in a small wooden container of unknown origin,
one green, three red and two blue, assuming Jenny is blind and Timmy is not, when Jenny removes a counter and counts on Timmy to tell her what colour it is,
and he tells her "blue", "green", "blue", "blue", "red", "green" and finally "yellow", not having told any lies before her first counter is shown to him,
has Timmy ever told Jenny that she was holding a warm sausage?

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ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)

Ok...

Anything spring to mind which you got wrong, and turned out to be bad science on your part?

(engekomkommer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)

What can science teach us about how to make the perfect cup of tea?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)

it's an ugly can of worms you don't want to go into

improbable.com/2008/03/07/perfect-cuppa-in-reprise/

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

I watched an episode of Gerry Andersons "UFO" the other day

it's set in the futuristic year of 1980 where we are battling aliens from a moon base and sexy women have purple hair. Why is the future (by which I mean the present) so shit? Where's my flying car dammit?!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)

Out of the two,

is your life morelike Bob Holness or Bob Monkhouse?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)

When was the last time you bought new shoes?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)

Can you give me a medical condition to excuse my ridiculous behavior?

I like to be a jerk on the internet and get naked at parties.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)

Please teach me how to make a high-powered explosive using ordinary household items.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)

TNT

is made of raspberry jam and mayonnaise

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)

*Which question that science does not have an answer to would you most like to know an answer to?
*If you worked in advertising what 'bad science' claims would you use to sell the following products - 1. Coco Pops 2. Red Bull 3. Tattoos
*Which is the best religion?
*I more or less live off Microwave meals. Will that ultimately kill me?
*Which science fiction invention do you most wish was real?

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)

Top questions!

*click*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

Not eating microwave meals

will eventually kill you, and non-smokers have a 100% fatality rate.

(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)

As a scientist, what do you cock think about mum's-vagina Freud?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)

Do you ever despair at how gullible the British Public really are?

Or is it just insecurity that makes us fall for 'scientific-y'-sounding things that will get rid of our creases, hold back the march of time, make us smell like flowers, etc. It's the Emperor's New Clothes, all day, every day, isn't it?

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)

It's been 30 years since metrication

Is'nt it time you changed your name to Goldhectare?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)

Ever felt the need to be a GP?

Think of all the free mugs and pens you'd get from pill companies?

(

chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)

Why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)

Your byline photo has been Frankenstein's monster for years

Will your royalties finally pay for some plastic-surgery neck-bolts?

(

chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)

I've got this rash...

could you take a look?

(

chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)

Why do, BIRDS suddenly appear?

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)

Cloaking device

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)

Can I have a free book?

It's worth a try

(

bobzarkoff, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)

Have you got a real Ph. D. like Gillian McKeith?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)

Where's Maddie?

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)

Based on Ben Wheatley's answer to "what's your favourite interview question?":

Do you fancy a pint?

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)

Do you'll ever get head-hunted by the tabloids?

Would you go all Raj Persaud on us if you did?

(

chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)

Do you feel sorry for Gillan McKeith, Andrew Wakefield and all the others?

(

chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)

Is the film Weird Science really Bad Science

and would you bang Kelly LeBrock if you'd made her yourself?

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OldWhit, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)

How do you sort out your CDs? Alphabetically? Genre? TELL ME.

(__, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)

I need to know.

Is Julie Moult an Idiot ?

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)

How do you differentiate bad science from unproven science, such as string theory?

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owensanity, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)

1) Based on yer various travels,

which nations come across as the most eager to swallow quackery, and which seem the most sceptical?

2) Which act of blatant charlatanry were you the most surprised to find people paying good money for?

3) Do you ever get tempted to threaten people with homeopathically diluted cyanide?

(Astatine, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

Do you have any personal beliefs which aren't falsifiable?

(Vulpine or something, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)

Can you think of any examples of Bad Science that you think may be right?

... as in they've come to a conclusion you agree with but can't prove? Stopped clock right twice a day and all that. Does the ethical dilemma keep you awake at night? If so i can recommend Horlicks.

(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:16, archived)

Ask him why he can't take criticism

I wrote to him to point out a scientific error in his column and he was,
to say the least, extremely brusque in his reply, even though the criticism was valid.
Thanks for his membership ID though, he can go on my ignore list now.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)

He's a medic...

... arrogant defensiveness is what they do.

(ubergeekian, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)

tell me a joke

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)

i mean: please

sorry for the blunt imperative

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)

Bouncy Castle or Trampoline?

And is it really possible to suck a fart back up from whence it came? =)

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)

Do tin-foil hats

actually stop the mind control rays from space?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)

jelly babies or wine gums

and if you had to screw vanessa feltz would you use a blindfold, for science

(

hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)

do you think the Hadron Collider will be the end of us all?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)

you mean hard-on colluder

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)

Do you think that the most bad science articles in the media

are food related?
If not, what do you believe is the most prolific bad science?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)

Why don't goldfish bounce

No matter how hard you throw them?

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Muns, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)

Fight!

One million pounds to bump off Gillian McKeith and Patrick Holford - would you do it?

(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)

Will the LHC "KILL-US-ALL-ZOMG"

or was The Sun newspaper lying to me today?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)

As someone who is about to embark on a science degree,

what tips do you have for me to retain my cool, studying such a geeky subject?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)

Can I have a free book?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)

Am I right in thinking I saw you on the Culture Show on BBC 2?

Isn't Lauren Laverne hot? I think it's the accent. You came across very well.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)

What/who do you think is to blame for the current trend of geek humour

(See also, The IT crowd etc.) and how long do you plan to milk it for all it's worth?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)

If it became accepted Science-Fact™ that the end of the world will come with LHC switch on,

what would you do, knowing there'd be no consequences?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)

What should I do if I see an endangered animal

eating an endangered plant?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)

Ha ha, what a quandry

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)

it a four-legged animal

(not endangered)

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owensanity, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:20, archived)

Endangered, you say?

Shoot the animal. Collect the plant and dry it. Sell both as "Chinese medicine". We're running out of these things, you know, so make money whilst you can.

(psd eats stuff. Often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)

Do you love the Horrible Science series of books as much as I do?

I'd be crushed to find out that they're Bad Science™.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)

Has the Daily Mail ever printed an accurate science article?

(the word 'science' may be superfluous in this question)

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)

If not free, can I have discounted book please?

I'm a poor science student who quit his job today. They were putting Boswelox in the coffee. It didn't sit well with me.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)

Stalkers

Q: Now you're a celebrity doctor, have you noticed an increase in the number of ~~weirdos~~ patients reporting to you with injuries to their genitalia/lightbulbs up bottoms/strange sexual conditions?

(psd eats stuff. Often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)

The Simpsons or Futurama?

Also, can I have some money?

(littlenipple hate's bad grammar, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)

What's going to be The Next Big Thing in science?

aka Where should I invest my dosh science-wise?

(alocin, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

Tin-Foil hats. Do they REALLY protect us?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

yes

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

Just how ridiculous is the notion

that the Large Hadron Collider will kill us all with man-made black holes?

Edit: also, which is the most awesome variety of cheese, scientifically speaking?

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)

Mythbusters and other things

Have you seen Mythbusters? Would you like to collaborate with them?

What is the best way to educate young people about science? How would you change the national curriculum to encourage more people to take up science?

What are the best examples of 'good' science in movies that you have seen.

(DrMarvello making rabbits appear out of hats since, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

Gravity?

Is anti-gravity actually possible? and would it create an Anti-god?

(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)

Questions for Ben

What is the geekiest thing you own?
What annoys you more, celebrity 'experts' or scientologists?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)

Knowing that NMR machines for medical use

are called MRI scanners, as people where afraid to use them as the N stands for nuclear. Have you experienced any other bad science based rebranding of medical/scientific practices?.

(

willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

Why do you think that the media is so bad at reporting on science stories

and, if you had special magic non-science based powers, what would you do to improve the standard of science reporting?

(

bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

In my first year of my chemistry degree

A task was to turn a scientific paper into a newspaper article. In other words, dumb it down. Given that this Is easily done by undergraduates, I think the answer is laziness.

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

Questions, questions...

I read the extract from your book in G2 today - the portrait you paint is the big drug companies are acting dubiously at best in their pursuit of profit. Are they all equally bad, or are there ones who have a better ethical/moral stance that we could support as a model of good practice? Are you optimistic that this poor state of affairs will change at all in the near future?

You also say that all the 'low hanging fruit' in terms of medical cures have already been picked. What current area of research do you see as the most promising at present to provide genuine new breakthroughs?

What do you think will persuade the UK government to invest more in science? And where would you target the investment they are willing to make?

Answers to any or all of those should be interesting, and would be much appreciated.

(annexed, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

What do you think of the media coverage of climate change?

(

Zuowan, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

Does the practice of peer reviewing research

restrict the development of science because it's more difficult for revolutionary/outlandish (delete as applicable) theories to get published?

You can add credibility to an incoherent pub debate I was having. Obviously, if your answer doesn't support my argument, I'll bury it.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

What do you think about

sweaty science nerds who live with their parents? Be insultingly honest.

(

Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)

G.M. (foods?)

I once chatted up online (before I knew what she looked like or who she was - oh the joys of the internet) the first ever woman who was subjected to Gillian McKeith's "scientific" analysis. She had been expected by the programmes producers to bow down to the pseudo-scientists better knowledge but came back fighting and gave as good as she got. She said she didn't care about being fat and didn't intend to change her ways as she was quite happy as she was. So my question: do you think G.M. is as happy in her own self-esteem?

(beaverwastemanagement a real company. I want to work for them!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:01, archived)

Follow up question:

When GM had to drop the use of 'Doctor' before her name, did you take a certain pride that your rational but damning revalations about her idiotic nutritional ramblings had played a part?

(vertigo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)

Journo rage

Do you have a list of woo-promoting journos that you'd quite like to visit with a staplegun and a copy of How To Lie With Statistics?
Who would be at the top of the list from the Guardian?
Would discovering that the Mail caused cancer destroy the universe?

(TheMole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:04, archived)

*Crosses fingers and hopes it's Polly Toynbee*

She needs a good staple-gunning.

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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

Seagull?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome an idea is it to propel our planet across space with giant engines?

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

How is "science" going to help put an end to knife crime?

(

homonk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)

can you guarantee

every copy of the book will have had your knob rubbed on it?
only amazon made no mention, you see

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

Daddy or Chips

Assuming both possess the same mass, which contain the greatest calorific value?

(

Muns, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)

Does the plane take off?

and where is Lord Lucan?

Does anybody really care?

(

Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

Are there scientific grounds for a woman to let me ejaculate on their tits?

She claims that she sees no reason. I want to give her one.

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Muns, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)

Toilet Etiquette

When wiping your arse, is it better, from a purely scientific point of view, to look at the paper after every wipe, or just scrap away until it feels dry?

(Hampton St.Roker (has probably had your mum), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)

Are all forty year old divorced women clinically insane?

Every one I have met is, but I'm not sure if that counts as proof.

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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)

Mr Goldacre

So, do you think the rest of us (relatively) sane people should sue The Church of Scientology for missleading people with the use of the word "Science"?
Or should we just go round to Tom Cruise's house and bum rape that Kate girl he so loves (in a non gay way)in front of him as a just punishment?

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)

If you're male

and you bum-rape a girl, wouldn't this automatically be classified as 'non-gay' and not need to be specified as such?

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

It was a comment on

Tom Cruise's heterosexual love.
To make sure all those who think he is in the closet know that he has only pure, hetero love for his gal kate

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)

When you explain it like that

It's so obvious.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)

Doctors

Is it not potentially misleading - and therefore A Bad Thing - for a medical doctor to use the honorific title when pronouncing on scientific research? Just as it would be for me to use my title - obtained from thermodynamics research - in a hospital.

(ubergeekian, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)

How About....

Teaming up with Richard Dawkins against the creationists and then he could tag along when you go and annoy the crap out of McKeith et al? That would be worth the BBC License fee.
Edit: /\ ....and the Scientologists, that would be awesome.

(Oil Slick, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)

Why is it easier to believe ...

... in bad science than good science?
Why are active liposomes are supposed to be good if they are in a Garnier product but un-natural addatives if they are in a Body Shop product?
Why are E numbers always presumed to be bad? I can't get enough of them and actively avoid products that proclaim they don't have them.
Finally, is it true that bodies are lasting longer on the slab because of all the preservatives we are eating?

(karnuvap, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

Two important questions

I'm a copywriter in an ad agency, and my fellow "creatives" and I are often asked to include ridiculous "science" by pharmaceutical/beauty clients. Often, we will question their claims and, occasionally, even call them outright liars. Yet always, without fail, they force us to use their pseudo-plausible "science".

With this in mind, my two questions are these:

1) Can one copywriter change the world?

2) What should he wear while doing it?

Ta.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:53, archived)

Magic

I recently purchased a Harry Potter Magic Wand and uttered the words "Bifidus Digestivum" while holding it. Suddenly my digestive tract was on the outside of my body, wrapped like some sort of lumpy phython. As you can imagine, eating and going to the toilet is quite unpleasant.What is the 'undo' spell? Thank you.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:57, archived)

Is teh cake in actual fact a lie?

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:10, archived)

How to immunize people to nonsense?

Your blog is great at notifying people about bogus cures, alarmist headlines or other dubious claims. My concern is its usually after the fact and doesn't go anywhere close to repairing the damage. What practical ways exist to immunize people to this nonsense in the first place? Would you advocate critical thinking classes as a core component of the school curriculum and even degrees in humanities? If so, how do you think you could get government to sign on without getting skittish at the thoughts of offending religious sensibilities?

(MagicMoose, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)

My mom saw you on the telly the other day and she was going to call me to tell me to watch it

but then she remembered I don't have a telly so that I don't have to pay the licence fee.

What's the best article you've written that had to be spiked?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)

q. christian types get up in arms about carbon dating claims almost as much as gay marriage

are they just jealous the carbons are getting more action than they are?

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HatBeard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)

Energy

Grumpy buggers keep saying we CANNOT get ALL our energy from renewables (solar, hydroelectric, wind etc {but you knew that}) but they never say WHY we cannot. Are they right?

Chris

(seedybee68 not involved in any rioting since 31 March 1990, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)

I can tell you straight away

that they're wrong. It's just too expensive and impractical to do so at the moment.

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)

how should one act when the only information available is incomplete?

for example, if you knew of, say, a food supplement which was supposed to be beneficial. there was a plausible mechanism for how it worked, plenty of anectdotal reports in favour, maybe some small/not very well done studies that support the claim. but no proper trials yet, and they'd take years before the results were in

would you take it? (you personally, i mean, rather than advising others to)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

Would you like to buy some magic beans?

(I asked this of a friend who's been visiting a chiropractor for 4 yeas and still has a bad back. He threatened to kick my head in if I ridiculed his choice of 'therapy' any more).

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

fortunately, his back is so bad

he can barely lift his feet to knee level, so you're probably safe

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

Do you...

...listen to teh music of sher-waddeh-waddeh?

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

25 steps to the top

is the name of their greatest hits album which I bought in a charity shop the other week. It's dreadful.

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)

Do you ever feel as if you should team up with Derren Brown?

He has a similar view on pseudo science as you, and he actually demonstrates this well through his own techniques. Just a thought.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)

Have you ever used really bad science in your column

Did you get caught out?

Do you use your knowledge of BAD SCIENCE to play tricks on your gullible friends?

(teasus likes tea, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)

Or get laid?

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

is "bad science" science?

should your subject therefore be "bad attempts at science" or "the misrepresentation of science" or even "unscience"?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

or...

non-science

as in "nonsense/nonse-sense"

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

Who would win in a bare knuckle fist fight between Richard Dawkins and The Pope?

Does Steven Hawking's chair really have an ejector seat?

Is it true that the LHC stands for "Lenny Henry's Carousel"?

If sonoluminescence ISN'T proof of (cold) fusion, what the hellington causes the sound wave bombarded bubble to emit light?

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

Have you ever played Portal?

If so, which field of science features the most cake and robots?

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

What do you make of Steorn's free energy claim?

www.steorn.com

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)

Death by osmosis?

If you stayed in the bath long enough would you die? I mean not through lack of food or old age, but would the water from the bath pass into your body to equalise the concentration of stuff (salt?) in your body? You can probably guess that I gave up on Physics when I was 14...

(fuchsiaperfect, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

DSM IV = bad science

discuss.

(jam and cheese, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

my answer is

yes

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)

I'd like to know....

* What is the scariest bit of sciene you know?

* If Magic were real, who would win in a fair fight, Science or Magic?

* Will Science ultimately save us or kill us all?

* We've all seen that email by those evil people. You know, the one about Father Christmas containing various "scientific" facts relating to him trying to prove he doesn't exist. Is that Bad Science? Please consider your answer carefully so as not to disappoint any children reading this!

* Ninjas or Pirates?

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:11, archived)

Can you...

...save me money on my car insurance?

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)

My question is...

How do you find the time to be a doctor and a newspaper columnist and run a website AND write a book?

(cybersquatter_, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)

Ask Raj Persaud

He's got some handy tips on this issue

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)

Are you like every other scientist who went into publishing,

in that you found actually doing science fucking dull?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

Despite Rob's kind words

you're more about slagging off than championing - do you sometimes wish you'd come up with a less pessimistic title for your column?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

In the early days, the Guardian often printed science stories on the same page as your column

that were abject bollocks - did you shout at them?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

You seem to hate the pharma industry and have branded them "evil"

got any alternative ideas then or are you the David Cameron of science?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

Have you ever been in the lab onyour own at night

and wanked onto a slide so you can look at your own spunk under a microscope?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

Ever made any results up

even just a little bit?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

Does science run through us

making us gods?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

Could you beat Andrew Wakefield in a fight?

What about TV's Dr Alice Roberts?

Actually, that reminds me - when I was a scientist, there was a lot of fucking went on at conferences. Have you fucked any famous scientists?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

What's your favourite acid?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

MORONIC ACID!

hah

(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

When are you going to do a column debunking indie beat combo

We are scientists?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

What's the worst thing about being a doctor? And the best?

Tell us about the weirdest disease or condition you've treated someone for.

I'm a bit stupid, what's the first thing I should do to protect myself from being scammed or misled by nefarious pseudoscience-peddling advertisers or ignorant journalists?

Which is better, Casualty or House?

(tomsk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:18, archived)

So, if you don't believe in bad science

How do you fight wrinkles?

(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

I need you to settle a drunken bet -

When you breathe in, do you get slightly heavier?

(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:46, archived)

And the most important question -

Being so far down the page, is anyone actually going to read my questions?

(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:47, archived)

Nope

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)

What's the worst thing you've heard uttered during sex?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

Do the mice come in Eyepatch variety as well as glasses?

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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)

how low must the concentration of urine in a glass of water be before drinking it can have homeopathic benefits?

also, what is the specific heat capacity of Gillian McKeith?

PS my wife and I are very fond of you.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)

How many dimensions will new variations of string/M theory have to add to the universe

before people start realising it might be a bit silly?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

i will ask my standard question

what's the meaning of life ?

(

connor, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 5:42, archived)

that's it, just 42

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seeballs Doo da da doo da da doo da da doo, da da doo da do, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

Science?

what's it all about?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)

if you burp and fat at the same time

are you in danger of imploding?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)

at the 'school' I attended to gain my GCSEs

they didn't really teach science... you could do Combined Sciences (or Science lite) or you could do Farming... because playing computer games most of my life has taught me that the less obvious choice leads to greater riches I though this was a double bluff and plumbed for the farming course. I spent most of the lessons being beaten around the head with a stillborn calf and didn't really learn anything (except what it feels like to be beaten around the head with a stillborn calf) so it's left me wondering, who, in your opinion, is the most important scientist?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)

What are your views on

Vegetarianism? I don't eat meat because it bothers me that Factory farmed animals may suffer.

Does increased stress levels in animals about to be slaughtered taint the meat with chemicals that one should not eat?

Does the use of drugs in animal production and pesticides on crops, cause health issues for us as consumers?

What do you think is the part of us that makes us conscious? why do I have an internal dialogue that knows what to say even when I am struggling for words?

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)

Jesus on a bit of toast...

an example of pareidolia and not much of a miracle.

But this morning my muesli took on the uncanny appearance of Bernard Ingham. I was too rushed and hungry to photograph it.

How much would this be worth on e-bay?

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:04, archived)

Kosher Question

What can be done to improve takeup of science in schools?

(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)

How many questions have you answered

for New Scientist's Last Word column/page/thing?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)

Which of the following cakes is not a lie?....

1) farm3.static.flickr.com/2031/2038849888_4e87685ea5.jpg

2) upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Lyons_battenberg_cake.jpg/800px-Lyons_battenberg_cake.jpg

3) farm1.static.flickr.com/92/277984975_42867f0530.jpg?v=0

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)

Sodium

If I grate a lump of sodium/pottasium into my kitchen sink whilst it's full of hot soapy water, will my wife kick me hard in the knackers for making so much mess?

(bagend, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)

what you need is some caesium for that.

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

how did the bad science column get started?

whose idea was it? how did you get in touch etc.?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

Should we let people take placebos on the NHS?

It's the obvious question isn't it. If they get benefits from placebos, should we let people have them on the NHS?

When my wife was pregnant last time, the consultant referred her to an acupuncturist. He did it through gritted teeth - I could see the pain it was causing him hidden beneath his smile. However, he did it, and she got poitive benefits from it. I didn't mention the research findings, as that might have broken the spell.

This backfired horribly when my back siezed up and she forced me to go through a session of the useless quackery myself, despite my endless protestations the "it won't work for me" - needless to say it was utterly pointless (not the needles - they were very pointy! hahahaaaaaa! I'm so funny!).

So what am I to do? What are we to do as a society? If people get positive outcomes from this kind of thing, shouldn't we be helping them to feel better? But then again, it feels so wrong to do it.

What would you do if it was your missus with the bad back? Would you let her go and keep schtum?

(

crab_bloke), Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)

I do a bunch of science stuff myself online,

but I find I'm just preaching to the converted. Do you have the same problem that only people already versed in science read your stuff, no matter how simple you make it? How do you reach those who really need to learn about science?

(Bob the Scutter, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

question for Ben Goldacre

My late mother-in-law actually believed that it was trees waving around that caused the wind. What old wife's tale do you wish was true?

(in-knock-you-us, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)

Doctor?

Is it true that you're not a real doctor and that you purchased the title from some bogus organisation for fifty quid?

Professor G. McKeith told me so.

(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

Bad science, bad schmience. But would you know bad art if it bit you on the ass?

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)

Hmm,

Does Brain Washing work?

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

Its called religion?

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

In your opinion who is worse?

Big pharma, who bury their research findings and invent new illnesses for existing drugs, OR, the crazy nutritionist fringe who may actually believe in their own twaddle?

(urker, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)

Mini black hole a danger?

I've heard about this LHC thing that will supposedly destroy the earth next Wednesday; it feels like I am brewing a shite with at least the critical mass required to form a black hole- should I try to hold it in until Wednesday to avoid the blame?

(madsporkmurderer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)

How much does the term...

"scientific fact" wind you up? Surely you cannot _prove_ anything scientifically, only empirically suggest?

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sanityclause is waiting until, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

*Prepares to leg-it*

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Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)

*does prehistoric style snort of hungriness*

I've got about ten minutes tonight to get in the house, get changed and head out to band practice.

I won't eat till 11 :-(

Having thought about this, it's time for crisps from the machine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

If it helps, I'm having a rib eye steak for tea.

With fried potatoes and stuff.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)

Oh you absolute wanker.

That's not fair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

Don't forget to rock.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)

With this neck I might do. Whilst crying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

Has it got a hurt?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)

Many big badaboom hurt for a week now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)

*hands you a plaster*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

My neck has a hurt.

It's from seeing Orange Goblin on saturday.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)

After years of self abuse

he realised the error of his ways.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)

Hurray for Ninj

:D

Goodbyes all!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

I'm hungry. I blame you.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

Sorry...

Me hungry too, yet I hate Lamb, too fatty for me!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

The fat's the best bit.

So long as you cook it nice and slowly.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)

you.... hate... lamb? I know what these words are, I've just never seen them used together.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)

Beef 'n' Chicken...

...for me!

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Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

Hahahaha

Magic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)

Love

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

Cigarette or homosexual?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)

Feldarbeitsgerät.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)

Ich habe einen neuen Mähdrescher

und ich gebe dir den Schlüssel!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

ooh-är, ooh-är

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

*high five*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

German b3ta FTW

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)

I'm a bit shit at German now (years of antipractice)

and my D and J are NOFUCKINGWHERE TO BE FOUND.

This is terrible.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)

Did you check behind the sofa?

Also, what are D and J?

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)

Two chappies

who help me with the German.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)

*understands*

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)

Oh yes!

(Google helped me)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

both

AT THE SAME TIME

(

Cae1, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

sucks and puffs

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

can I bum a fag?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

do you mind if i push your stool in?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

can I rape your colon?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:58, archived)

well seeing as you asked so nicely

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

one of each please sir!

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

I didn't think you smoked........

......cocks...

; )

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

Is it "This took me 5 seconds and I'm gonna post it in a new thread hour?"

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)

I've drawn a worm with a hat on on my pad.

I won't post him though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

Oh go on!

that 'post new thread' link is calling you!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

No, I'm not a bastwank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

*is glad*

:D

Strop over, nearly pub tiem!!!
*glees*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)

I've drawn a blank...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

yes and no

edit: or Onomatopoeia and Homonyms hour.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

Yes.

And this took me about five hours and is repidly vanishing because of it. :(

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)

I knows!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

but mice don't eat cheese!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

Then why did it stand on the button?

Think about it.

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

"You'd make more money auctioning dogs."

Even if you were twice as ugly as you are, which is very ugly indeed.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)

Eh?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:01, archived)

that, sir, like the others in the series, is awesome. Concider it *clicked*!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

Ta!

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

That makes me angry.

I might go a bit green. Rar, etc.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

Monday is the preview for Tuesday

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

well I could start a new thread with no picture, if that would aid the cause...?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

I'm going to draw a cat.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

Half a cat?

or the whole thing?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

ALL OF THE CAT.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)

^_^

I like whole cats!

best of all the varying ammounts of cattage!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

WHAT LIKE THE INSIDSE?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

can't be arsed to finish it, sry jollyjack

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

Totally worth a new thread.

*grumble*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

appy polly loggies

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

Finish it my droog

else we shall have to administer ultraviolence to your malenky gulliver
;P

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)

That's really........

Can't be arsed to finish it, sorry 'camel ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

hahah

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)

If it's not finished,then it's pointless,

Pointless.

Tis good so far, now go finish it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

tis my name sir!

not mine, just messin'

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

Great job, Microwave!

whatever.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

That'

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

why are you such a

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

finish it

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

finish it him!

*fatality*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

i think i need glasses/to stop drinking so much

i thought that said *fatty*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

It's really good, so fucking fini

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)

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Microwave, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

Great job, Microwave!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

Great job, Microwave!

Ris! :P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

Great microwave, Job!

/wtf?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

*ding*

Great pizza, microwave :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

Gute Arbeit Mikrowelle!

(Was?)

(

Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

microwave job great

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)

Great microwave Job!

0.o

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:45, archived)

Great Microwave Pizza!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)

microwave your job? great!

huh?

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:46, archived)

microwave microwave fuck

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)

SKATEB

SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB Great Job Microwave SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB SKATEB

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

Great job, discomeats

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

I will die alone and be forgotten

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

I'm not even going to remember to forget you.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)

I bet you forgot already

:'(

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

Forgot what?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

who?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

kasto kasto krut

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:59, archived)

Microjob Greatwave,

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)

Variation on a theme...

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10643/1216224732/Hail.jpg

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Ninj, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)

OMG I would absolutely brick it if a minicab driver turned round and I saw that!

Woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:38, archived)

Don't. Blink.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

Aaaaaaaarrrrggggghhhh!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:41, archived)

Presumably you'd be okay if you blinked only one eye at a time.

Then you'd keep your eyes lubricated whilst still always looking at the evil statue.

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

I went to college with a chap called Caesar.

Well, we didn't call him that. Really I went to college with a chap called Pal, Pedigree Chum, Kitekat or Eukanuba.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:38, archived)

YOU WENT TO COLLEGE?!?!?!?!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

I went to the same college as the Original Steve.

Although I was a little bit later and I was doing film, DTP, media, journalism and psychology.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

Not heard of that dogfood .

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

catfood, ashally

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

yup :D

*super-secrect college handshake*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

That'll be 'falling over stoned in the woods' then.

The woods which ARE NO LONGER THERE.

Bastards.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:42, archived)

holy shit, really? damn... A&W had some really excellent grounds....

Odd to think I've not been up there for, what, 8 years-ish?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:47, archived)

Yep, they cut them all down

the cock ends, all of the bunnies and squirrels have no place to live now.

It's been 5 years for me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:49, archived)

Lord alive

what next? Hale and Pace? Hale Bop? (Tottenham) Hale?

(

The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

Mmmm bop?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

tee hee brutus

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

I like the link.

This however is just scary.

(

Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

heil for the link

but still wo ya worthy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

stone the crows!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

dont you mean...

NEED A TAXI?

HAIL STONES!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

he drives in that posture the whole way!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

He looks stoned!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

to take some flack off colostomy bag explosion

have this lump o shite

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)

TOABBM

*Spang*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

Are you lending him the k's you didn't use?

Awww!
*spangs*
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

*SPANGS*

repeatedly

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)

And this is what you get for having a pebbledash pillow.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

it's the b3ta equivalent

of throwing yourself in front of traffic to save a retard.

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:37, archived)

i'm honoured

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

Poor musician related gags involving colour, you say?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:43, archived)

I realised today i may have a slight addiction problem...

A Little bit too excessive?

Sorry 'bout size..... been trying to do the CFB thing but i am about as PC literate as a chimp.

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)

DUCK AND COVER!

*hides*

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)

Filesize? yes

whatever the fuck this is? yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)

apologies,

changed now!!!

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

77k?

Yes, excessive is the right word.

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)

as above

my bad

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

Still 77k

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Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)

Erm, this ^

Unless I've missed something

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)

Nah.

It's probably about time you got a drink though.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

three decades of football manger?

That's some dedication there...

And what silverware have the mighty Bognor won in this period? The lot?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

Still only in the Conference

but building nicely

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

Clearly not one to rush things.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

Realism!

That's what it is

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:36, archived)

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg image.

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Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

is it Tuesday already?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

If you were really sorry you'd optimise it

or do a CFB...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

changed now...

done with round of apologies for the day

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:31, archived)

The size I can live with

What is it and why am I looking at it?

Is it a dog?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:32, archived)

RIS?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)

i don't normally ask but...

RIS?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:34, archived)

hmmmmmm........ well we all need a hobby, I guess... :P

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:40, archived)

what the hell is this?

*confused*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)

its footie manager

greatest database ever...

Donks!

(

WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

filename

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)

kick my butt

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

I thought that was Seaman for a minute

David Seaman.

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)

we saturated

we oversaturated

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

Fergie Waits For Berbatov To Arrive

(edson, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)

His shoes are tiny

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)

but his file size is FUCKING HUGE

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)

ooooOOOOOOoooo

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)

it's big

and crap

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)

Man U?

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:48, archived)

He's not wearing any...

..he threw therm at Beckham earlier.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

He has nasty frostbite!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)

I used to know this bloke called Paul who had little feet.

We called him Paul Little Feet.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)

one day you'll be able to work that up into an anecdote ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)

You know what they say

Small feet...

(edson, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:20, archived)

Tiny socks

(

ClanSoul, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)

looks like

he's been there since before they resurfaced the terminal

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)

or more precisely..

while they were doing it!

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)

you know what i meant :p

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)

DONK?

hehe

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)

erm....

Berbatov is in England

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)

but the quickest way from london to manchester is by air

although he'd not be flying into manchester airport to get to old trafford, there's a nice small airfield about half a mile away

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:39, archived)

What's with his feets?

Also: you would wait until my football translator had disappeared, wouldn't you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:12, archived)

it's a game of two halves

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:13, archived)

at the end of the day.

The most important time in football.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)

brian

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)

er....yes, Granddad?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)

There there Captain Wow

The joke is that Ferg is waiting for a player he's been trying to sign for a long time

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

Ahhh, I see.

This is English football, right?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:15, archived)

just looked at April Flores & I'm in love

sorry Captain, you're chucked

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)

And you've been rick rolled

www.smouch.net/lol

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)

of course I have

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)

She's mine, laddy

I like the idea of a lady twice my size I can bury myself in.

Anyway, her hubby's a big black man, you've got nothing to offer her.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)

a comfy face to perch her voluptuous bottom on

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)

He's got a lovely comfy face

about the only thing she hasn't got is another vagina to play with (except Belladonna's)

That's where I come in.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:19, archived)

Captain Wow, April Flores

a vat of scented oils and some rope.

just planning my suicide

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

As long as we don't get blamed.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:22, archived)

Death by wanking?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:25, archived)

my whole life has been one long slow suicide attempt

/bottom

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:26, archived)

Yes...

Having said that, 60% of the players are not english

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)

Then I don't care.

I only care about Scottish football vicariously.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)

An old firm derby from the old days yesterday

6 goals, 2 sendings off and a member of the coaching staff getting beat up afterwards.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:23, archived)

I have no idea what you've just said.

I shall content myself with staring at your crotch and humming 'all things bright and beautiful'.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)

Ah, the simple pleasures.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:35, archived)

Lovely, football in the park?

jumpers for goalposts? rolling the ball in dogpoo and getting your team mate to head it? Oh no! 442? 342? 243? isn't it?

Marvelous.

/Ron Manager blog.

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Aenesis, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

He's left with Mark Hughes already!!

Hahahahaa

Also too beeeg!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)

waits for animation....

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:16, archived)

You might have to give up on this one

(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)

Now don't tell me - it's something about sport isn't it?

/ac

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)

aww, that's quite sad!

he'll go mad when he doesn't show though...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:18, archived)

I'm sure if I followed football, I'd be laughing, but sadly I don't, so I'm not.... Shame really, it just feels I'm missing out....

best try to optimise it a bit more in future, chappie, or the boardnazis will introduce you to "surprise bumsex".

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:24, archived)

Oh good one Steve!

There goes the surprise!!
:P

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:29, archived)

ooops....me and my big. eerrr, keyboard....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

Page 2 of Sky's adventure.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)

WOOooooooo.........

Shouldn't she land on her feet?
EDIT: Her boobs look a little bigger in the second panel. Not that I'm complaning...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

"DUF"

The sound of wet bracken penetrating furry fanny

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

or the sound of a breast implant exploding.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)

nope

thats sploohmmmmut

(

arrangedletters, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

ah yes

so it is

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)

This looks like the sort of cartoon

that would feature a dildo tree or a fisting bush (fnar!), so I expect it is the sound of some form of anal or vaginal penetration from the foliage, yes.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:06, archived)

it has to be anal

I doubt you'd get a duf from her soppy distended animal twat.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:21, archived)

Fanny as in bottom?

Or fanny as in vagina?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)

Sounds like both

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)

dp ftw

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:10, archived)

fanny as in vulva

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:09, archived)

yay adventure!

Have you changed the way you draw her eyes though? They don't look quite right to me in this and the last page.

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slight yoinks!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)

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