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(nathan57, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

woo but shouldn't that be posted in

www.b3ta.com/board/3954267

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Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:48, archived)

It doesn't really suit the competitions remit

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)

it was inspired by that challenge cos it got me thinking but i didn't feel it was sitable, without the album cover its probably not recognisable enough

(nathan57, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:51, archived)

ah yes, that is true

*feels stupid*

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Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)

Don't worry

*passes gin*

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)

Top shopping!

have an obvious joke.

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)

*fwap*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)

pfft

your user name has multiple meanings....

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)

clever huh?

*bursts into tears*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:56, archived)

stop it

ya big girlie. Have you got PMT?
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:06, archived)

NO!

*folds tissue into oragami birdy*

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:11, archived)

that pic

rules

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:01, archived)

ha ha ha

take it bitch.

here have mine.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:08, archived)

what's the weather like

down there in Hull?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)

hahahaha

Hull!

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:12, archived)

Uber Post

More Domo More Domo More Domo

(umpazall, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)

He held this pose for ages

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iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:42, archived)

If he shouted

his legs would fly off!

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)

I'd pay to see that*

*may be lying

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

GAH!

NSFMyeyes

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Dekazer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:45, archived)

Oh No!!

wrong!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

tis lovely

but i dread to think why you have that source picture :)

(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

It's

Me*

*may be a lie

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iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

Arghh!

*runs screaming*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

STRETCH!!!!!!

he can let go of the pose now.

really, he can let go

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

"He opened his legs and showed his class!"

\Colemanballs

www.btinternet.com/~homepage/ballsa.htm

woo go Brian.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

haha

that site is brill

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)

It's had me in fits of laughter

particularly
"He just can't believe what's not happening to him."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:56, archived)

I like this one

Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:57, archived)

this is Timmy

He's rather happy.

(teasus likes tea, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

you crazy loon

w/y/h

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)

thankyou

thankyou very much

(teasus likes tea, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

Timmy makes me smile

I like Timmy

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)

Timma makes me smile

but not with my mouth

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)

Yes Timmy is great.

Sorry to threadjack, but I'm trying to graft two people together (in photoshop, not frankenstein style) and don't know how to make the skin tones match. Can anybody point me in the right direction?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:42, archived)

Use adjustment layers

masked by the previous layer.

Use several different layers and tweak them.

Apparently CS has some sort of auto colour-match function, but I haven't got around to using it yet.

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)

Which is the previous layer?

The one I'm trying to change? Sorry, I only know the basics.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

Yes

I can't open PS at the moment, so (from memory)

Select layer you want to change
Go to layers menu
Select "New adjustment layer"
Chhose one, eg Colour Balance
In the box that comes up, tick "Use previous layer as mask"
Then fiddle with the sliders
Click OK
Repeat witn another adjutment layer, eg Levels

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)

I'll give it a go.

Thankyou muchly!

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)

I use a combo of

Hue/Saturation, curves and brightness & contrast, all of which are in the Image/Adjustments submenu. I just phaff about with those adjustments on each individual bit, until it looks right.

(teasus likes tea, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:48, archived)

That's the easy way

but with adjustment layers you don't lose any of the original image information, so if you make a mistake you can more easily fix it.

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:51, archived)

I think he likes you too

he's getting a bit sweaty

(teasus likes tea, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)

he looks a bit sweaty

what has he been doing?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:41, archived)

Running from government scientists.

Probably.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)

jumping in and out

of pots of boiling water. Like the nice miss flowerpot told him to.

(teasus likes tea, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)

hello Timmy

Now just jump into this pot of boiling water please
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:42, archived)

How slightly evil!

Woo! to Timmy

Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:42, archived)

I like the cut of your trousers!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

I'm learning :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:48, archived)

hahaha

nice - but I don't trust him,
he gives me the trumpeter's lips

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)

*grin*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

morning...

sorry for the dodgy hand shuffling

(hendrixfreak has 4 tickets to see the Cream, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)

EVE

to you sir!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

PHWOAR

kinky hugs of vector produce

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:34, archived)

kinky hugs of vector produce... what?

What is it that they produce?

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)

liney joy?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)

sir,

i would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:41, archived)

i don't make one?

i don't think?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:45, archived)

Oh well

i'll just pretend that you do in that case.

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

Hi Jimi.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

His ring finger is named

erica and can talk!!!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:34, archived)

I don't know what it means really.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)

Yay

woo to Hendrix

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

a woo

and a yay to you sir

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

Yes!

I lovva teh Hendrix!

(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:48, archived)

sweaty duck

hello everyone i like sprouts...... NOT

(dan n kez, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)

that's something i won't forget next time i invite you round for tea

felching - cross
sprouts - cross
buggery - tick

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:26, archived)

hahaha sprouts up YOUR arse

u dnt make sense my dear who gave u the rite to reply to OUR message go get fucked

(dan n kez, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

seconded

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Jobe, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

thirdified!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

may the fourth

be with you

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)

fisted

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)

......

nah, to obvious

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)

feltched

(Ernie_Wise, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

sith'ed

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:41, archived)

Think i will have the 7th slot

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)

i just eight

some brussel sprouts

i love those babies
don't we all

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:45, archived)

parrp !

or rather you parrp !
Missed some of this but whats with the twat posting ? Its not Newbie tues

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

me parp?

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:48, archived)

parrrrrp

*Comic type fart sound, popular in the 70's editions i believe.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)

i know

but were you parping at me or at the little 2-faced newbie?

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:56, archived)

Sorry, with you now.

Sproughts give me wind, bad wind.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)

my mind works slow today

must be tuesday

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:12, archived)

is ten'th taken

(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)

All yours

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)

*steals tenth from Thundercat

Yoink!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:59, archived)

hmmm....

ooooh how attractive, that's a pink strip for you

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

Oh dear lord

do you realize you just told GMOS to get fucked?
the man has armies of SAS ninja kittens!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:36, archived)

don't remind me

i need to change the cat lit

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

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harribo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

Wow what a supercilous little cnut you are

or both of you as the case maybe (perhaps dan & kez has a Gollum complex)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

i think Dan originally posted

and Kez has taken the captains seat

it's exciting

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)

*Brings popcorn and snacks, pulls up seat

for today's entertainment*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

you know where it might be at

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

I'm Kez

that's an impostor!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

I think it is a case of special needs meets special brew*

*stolen from some tv show**
**edit: Blackpool it was

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)

who gave him the right to reply?

well you did by posting on a discussion forum you twat

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

watch me reply to OUR post

quite simple innit

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

maybe you should go back to school and learn how to write correctly.

actually, you're probably still in school.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

What's important is that you are having fun.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)

serves him right

maybe she does have her uses

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)

Much like nuclear weapons

'gawd bless 'em!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)

That reminds me of the baby in Eraserhead.

All it's insides were mashed potato.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)

That's exactly what I thought when I found her in a box on my door step.

She even makes the same noises as the baby from eraserhead.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)

Poor thing.

Don't cut the bandages off will you?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)

Scarey Film, that. I had to get therapy after seeing it with . . .

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)

ho ho

wicked.

(Toby1 needs a job RIGHT NOW, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)

Aaarrrggghhh! Teh Chicken girl!!

The first thing I see . . .

'lo all

EDIT: Oh! I see, he deserved it!
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

ning dave

how are you?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)

Brian-text-tastic!

You?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

not bad

got no hummus today - need more fags/booze/coffee/tea/junkfood

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

Here have some of mine

*passes well scraped hummus barrel
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:42, archived)

mmmm

DTH hummus dregs

*pukes*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:45, archived)

'lo Hatman

how's the wrist?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

Absolutely fine . . . not a trace of writer's cramp

*frowns darkly
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

'Ning DtH

Yes, I'm afraid The Duke is still on his chicken girl frenzy!
*sighs*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:36, archived)

'sharing a cold' eh?

How d'you catch that eh? In bed together . . .?
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:41, archived)

Yes

We're the Eric and Ernie of the board.

"Bring me sunshine..."

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)

what do you think of the show so far?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:53, archived)

*Jealous

Can I be Diana Rigg?
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)

*passes Avengers style catsuit*

with pleasure!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:59, archived)

*Pushes as much of beer gut as'll fit

*attempts high kick

*suffocates
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:01, archived)

*waits for inevitable fwapping from twig*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:03, archived)

she never really did it for me

and you can fwap yourself, perv

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)

I don't remember Eric and Ernie

doing that!

*throws double bucket of cold water over Doc 'n Twig
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)

hang on

i'm kez... you claim to be me and someone else!?

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)

why

WHY for the love of god would you post this?

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)

The obligitory noob first post

Hello mr noob... please read the faq before doing more posting (this will avoid lots of people being shouty)

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:29, archived)

i wasn't being shouty

i was just wondering why anyone would post this in the most fluffy way possible

have some fluff:

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

That may be alot of fluff

but it looks a tad disturbing wouldn't you agree?

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)

the disturbing part is

there's no shopping involved

have some more
home.pacbell.net/bettychu/2003allbreedbisris/BIS.html

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

They would make

fine harepieces!

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)

I'll buy one!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:40, archived)

send me money

not for me, but for the bunny's sake

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)

Oh god,

it's that thing again. Where's that pic I made about four months ago? Hang on....

Here it is.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)

what have we here

it's the shopped version

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:53, archived)

Aah that's a bunny is it?

I thought it was a... actually, I had nfi what it was but ooh it's cute, I think.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)

hahhah

i just got that

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:52, archived)

umm

pardon me for being late, but which way round is that supposed to be?

(Dracenfels, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:43, archived)

Good to know

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)

hahahahaha

braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:29, archived)

OMG

that is fucking ace.

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lord bofingham, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:30, archived)

Pffft

good one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)

thanks for that

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:30, archived)

ha ha ha

you're so funny, you cunt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:38, archived)

...

and you will do it quietly......and NOW!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

Wow

You teh crazy!

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)

She love teh dancing

You're my girl the boys all know, you're my girl, I've told them so.
You should have seen how their faces fell when they were wishing me well.
They called me a lucky guy, and I couldn't hide a feeling of pride.
You're my girl, I've chosen you to be mine, my whole life through.
And if this heart of mine had a voice, you'd hear it second my choice,
You're what I've waited for, and you're my girl.
The kiss that see me come to call have written your name and my name on the wall.
It's common gossip everywhere, that you and I have got it bad for fair.
You're my girl, I've chosen you to be mine my whole life through,
And if this heart of mine had a voice, you'd hear it second my choice,
You're what I `ve waited for, and you're my girl.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:14, archived)

Look out sailor

she'll steal your leg!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:14, archived)

It's like a never-ending nightmare

'Ning Duke!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:15, archived)

'ning

A nightmare it may be but it is a wonderful nightmare.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:17, archived)

Dance little one DANCE !

I'm not scared of her, she wants us to love her. I think maybe she's lonely, how about some chums ? Turkey-boy ? Gooselad ?

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rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:16, archived)

thrushlady

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:20, archived)

Good idea

*writes down*

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)

I'll let you have

tit boy as well

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:26, archived)

Nice

tit boy sounds marvellous

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)

good man...

direct as much hummus the Duke's way to distract him from chicken-girl-related activities...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:22, archived)

She has friends the bottom one is Turkey Lass but I'll only unleash her sometime during December

and

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:20, archived)

the top

one is the most horrific thing i think i have ever seen. it disturbs me greatly.

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Jobe, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:22, archived)

Ooh!

She has a different hat . . . How many does she have in total?
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:33, archived)

she only has one

the bottom one is her cousin Turkey Lass she also has only one hat.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

I see . . .

*waits for Pheasant Miss or Goose Young Lady
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3954329

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

Oh yeah!

Sorry I'm late

*passes note from Mum
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:43, archived)

*reads note*

'Dear All,

David was absent from the Board yesterday and will be late again this morning because he had to attend hospital in London for a minor operation on an inflamed pun gland.

The Doctors say the operation was a success but David must refrain from any weak puns and elongated bouts of pun tennis for 2 weeks, until the stitches have healed. Over exerting his tender pun gland at this critical stage could see him have a relapse and force amputation.

Please kindly see that David is looked after until he recovers.

Yours motheringly,

Mummy The Hat'

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)

I think chicken girl has such

a pretty face. Really I do. Pity about the body.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:35, archived)

chicken girl & musicals

my two most hated things
*sets self on fire*

edit: woo to your talent, I just think it could be channelled in a way that doesn't make me wet the bed

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:18, archived)

yes, and yes!

pass the matches!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)

I think it may be more than just a cold

I think I may have the Plague

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)

Enlarged, tender lymph nodes, fever, chills and prostration?

You've got plague!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)

thought you weren't a real Doc?

aha! rumbled! all that robot stuff was just to make you look cool!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

bugger!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

*passes petrol*

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:26, archived)

there you go

(

lord bofingham, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)

aha

that may be the reason why she looks like she does.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:24, archived)

'ning Precious

Are you well?
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:34, archived)

yes thanks

I'm basking in the cool and rainy weather. Most unseasonal but thank the sweltering heat has taken a day off :)

How was yesterday?
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)

Nothing could have prepared me for the overwhelming response

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)

good lord

thats plain disturbing...

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)

As if chicken girl wasn't disturbing enough...

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:26, archived)

haha!

That's brilliant.

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)

wooohooo!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)

i've actually bothered to read the text

some nice lines in there

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)

yay!

Chicken Girl Aweigh!!

'ning all!
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:24, archived)

'Ning pot!

*hugs trusty henchwoman*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:24, archived)

'ning doc!

This is all I could come up with but it's my first ever animation and I'm quite chuffed. I am praying to the tattyshop deity for more Skillz so things should improve :)

fear me, or not, it's up to you. I don't mind if you don't, honest

fear me, or not, it's up to you. I don't mind if you don't, honest

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)

Now we must breed an army of these monstrosities

and unleash them on the unsuspecting world.
*strokes cat*

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)

hahahahaha

and people find chicken girl scary. That be braw!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

Woo!

Huzzah! Pot's lost her cherry!
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

'ello

*runs around like a hyperactive 6 year old*

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)

uh oh

have you got Smartie-itis again? BAD boy
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:29, archived)

actually I have the Plague

don't come too close

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:37, archived)

ooh thanks for warning me

*climbs into black bin bag and ties the top. Puts on silver cross and backs away slowly*
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:45, archived)

*puts bins out*

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)

better in my head

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:13, archived)

You have a thing against otters

dont you?

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:14, archived)

hey it's my holiday photo

I'll abuse it as I please :)

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:15, archived)

a late pic

hee hee hee, a little bit late

[Mod edit: You can't post .psds on here. I've fixed it for you but in future you need to 'Save for web,' and it's best to use .gif, .jpg or .png on here.]

(Madam Ceer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)

A little bit redex

And don't you dare post a .psd or there will be tears!
/edit That's better! I guess that is a tramp trap?

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)

It does appear to be

a PSD. Try the File - Save to Web button, OP.

(

benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:11, archived)

I thought it was a

snake trap

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:17, archived)

She strikes again!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:11, archived)

I love your stuff

espeically Elf.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:12, archived)

Really?

I always kind of saw her as a kind of side character...

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:13, archived)

Is she scared or excited?

(staggs28, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:08, archived)

ha ha ha

he was all over her like an octopus.

Woo!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:13, archived)

Well

it's obvious he likes older women then isn't it.

but thats just so wrong... even the sugegstion of tentacle rape is something that should never escape japan... (applies mindbleach to self)

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:16, archived)

she looks like the kinda gal

that pushes back! woo.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:19, archived)

Ah yes, a rapidy growing stinkhorn fungus (phallus impudicus)

If I'm not mistaken*

*might well be

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:19, archived)

Fantastic.

*applauds*

(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)

That is wrong on so many levels...

...and I love it!

(

Hohum21, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

burn down the disco, hang the

(

cheeves, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:08, archived)

could it be the blessed

with a massive arse on stage?

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:12, archived)

hang the dj

hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj
hang the dj

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:15, archived)

hmph

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)

wassamatta?

wanna hug?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)

wassamatta you! HEY!

gotta no respect! HEY!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:24, archived)

i s'pose you want a hug too?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:25, archived)

not if you don't want to

*looks at feet*

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:30, archived)

I'm a DJ

I love that song but I will never play it. If the crowd sang along I'd be very hurt :)

Best you don't hug me, I haven't showered yet :)

'ning!
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:34, archived)

Hello

www.chewinggumvolley.com
A new cartoon every Monday Wednesday Friday!

(

Pete Donaldson, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)

ARF!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:00, archived)

Hehe, top banana

But he just looks too much like christopher reeves. Scares me.. =(

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:03, archived)

How many

Christopher Reeves were there?

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:13, archived)

like

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:05, archived)

Everyone gets in the spirit at Christmas...

(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)

Indeed they do

(one of my cats - Cassie)

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:14, archived)

i'm too late for the compo too, but never mind...

flash version here

(

amaryllis, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:54, archived)

*waves back*

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:57, archived)

ooooh, I likey your website

"the man who" series is very good
*bookmarked*

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:58, archived)

heheh

cheers :)

(

amaryllis, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:00, archived)

Band Aid (mini photoshop challenge)

Me and Ben Wheatley are recording our own version of Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas tonight. Much in the spirit of the original were attempting to complete both the song and the video in one day. We've already got Doghorse on board to record the backing track.

This is only possible with your help. We need photoshops of the artists. Looking as dreadful and mongy and stupid as you can possibly make them. Oh and please stick them on flat backgrounds so we can cut them out easily.

We're looking for Robbie Williams, Justin Darkness, Busted, Will Young, Bono, Geldof, Fran Healy, Midge Ure, Damon Albarn, Ms Dynamite, Sugababes, Beverley Knight, Daniel Bedingfield, Rachel Stevens, Joss Stone, Dizzee Rascal, Sir Paul McCartney, Thom Yorke, Chris Martin, Shaznay Lewis, Keane (Tom Chaplin), Katie Melua, Snow Patrol's Gary Lightbody, Jamelia, & Dido.

So take your pick, open photoshop and get evil. And post the pics on this thread.

Oh and please only take part if you're happy getting a credit on something that'll be very wrong.

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:52, archived)

hmmmmm, b3tans' worried about being associated with something very wrong...

nope, can't see that being a problem!!!

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:55, archived)

sorry for being an arse and putting it as far up as possible, I guess I am just a cock then!

as requested

(FAQ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:58, archived)

you don't need to change Joss Stone

she already looks monged

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:56, archived)

fixed

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:57, archived)

Where do you want us to post the pics

oh ginger-one?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:03, archived)

on this thread

oh trusted monkey

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:03, archived)

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)

B3TAN...

and he's changed it!

(

@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:58, archived)

Getting a credit on something ultimately incredibly wrong and uncharitable?

It'd be like a dream come true!

Edit: Who needs photoshop?

(

Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:56, archived)

Bono

Anyone have any idea why the eraser in photoshop is acting more like a spray paint can in paint?

(

Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:15, archived)

baaahahaha

(simod, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)

you probably

adjusted the brush type for the eraser

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:29, archived)

nope, circular, brush, no soft bits around the edges

cunting thing

(

Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:41, archived)

density?

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:37, archived)

Why do you need busted twice?

This sounds like a larf! I think you should get mushybees to do a few of them..... There was also a miss dynamite-e-e-e--e thing here ages ago which was cool!

(

@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:57, archived)

because there are two of each member

they clone themselves in a similar way to bacteria.

(

Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)

Stop them

before they cover the entire surface of the planet!

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:10, archived)

Thom Yorke?

dreadful and mongy and stupid?

I'm saying nothing

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:06, archived)

right excelent

I call Will Young

(simod, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:07, archived)

you call him

what?

(

@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:10, archived)

youngy

(simod, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:21, archived)

"Feed your face.......

"Don't give them a second thought...."
Macc Lads

(Doctor Evil, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:17, archived)

Quick, dirty,

shit and Hull

/edit Now tidied up a bit. Still shit tho

(

iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:28, archived)

I love that

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)

me too.

(

cupboardy, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:23, archived)

bit big?

(shiftClick, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

A dizzy twat.

I want to be wrong. Oh yes, I want it.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:29, archived)

chris martin

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:31, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I actually laughed out loud at that one.

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:36, archived)

now he can't sing

or play the piano

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)

no different from before then really

(

Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:51, archived)

maybe?

(shiftClick, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:45, archived)

genius

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:21, archived)

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

haha ha!

ace

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:34, archived)

paul mccartney

(radja, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:39, archived)

PATRICK MOORE!

(

Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:42, archived)

thom yorke

click for png

(

djol, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:42, archived)

nice

bullish even

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:46, archived)

What have you..........

....changed?

(Chinychinchin .................................................., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:22, archived)

hehehe, hhehehehhe, a-haheeheehe.

Beavis.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:28, archived)

rachel stevens

Edit: saved with a path too. how nice am I? or hopeful?

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Sheer fucking class

That is all

except...still would

(

iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)

hehehehe

^{pineapple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

(osiem, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)

ha ha

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:00, archived)

here's my Rachel Stephens

(sbeck, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:01, archived)

Robbie

...having a few problems killing that background

(simod, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:49, archived)

I still would...

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:22, archived)

not much needed with this one

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:51, archived)

bob

geldof

(radja, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:03, archived)

Sir Paintmash McCartney

Unfortunately no Photoshop at work, not that I'm much good on it yet even when I'm at home, so Paint it is.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:04, archived)

it's top

that's just top, that is#

(ROBINDA, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:09, archived)

joss stone

(

djol, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)

Fuck!

kill it!!

(

iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)

hard

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:22, archived)

(thundercat, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:30, archived)

ha ha

ha ha ha ha

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:29, archived)

beverly knight

again, saved with a path for your pleasure

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)

Gary Lightbody, nothing against the man, just seems right:

(

Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:24, archived)

That is so right

yet so wrong.

Woosome

(

iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:29, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)

Justin Darkness

(KingLawrence 4 GASH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:36, archived)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Sat 20 Nov 2004, 15:48, archived)

omg!

I'mabsolutely pissing myself over this one! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 20 Nov 2004, 16:39, archived)

Ms Dynamite

(the joe factory what makes joes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:49, archived)

sugababes

(

djol, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 11:53, archived)

haar

the SugaDogs

I still would (for 2 of them)
(well one of them)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 15:57, archived)

miss dynamitee-heARGGHHH

clicky for bigger

(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:10, archived)

I always knew Shaznay had an ear for music!

(macmonkey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:22, archived)

like it

like it lots

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)

looks like

a moomin

(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:59, archived)

Miss Dynamite love chunk.

HEY YOUU GUUUYYSSS!!!

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)

Im a profesional*

*(not really)

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:19, archived)

bit crap

(still fairly new at potatoshop)

(harmless kitty, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:25, archived)

Meh

(

Newington, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:28, archived)

oooh

hahahahaahahaahaha love it!

(

Moogen, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 16:54, archived)

Keane! Balloon faced prick

(the joe factory what makes joes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:45, archived)

Fat Midge Ure

(the joe factory what makes joes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 12:58, archived)

Hey!

You missed out Neil "Divine Comedy" Hannon!

(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:02, archived)

Neil Hannon?

(

divy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

Ta!

Dobby the House Elf would've also sufficed.

(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:47, archived)

For some reason

the idea of Vladimir Putin marching around the background of a charity music video amuses me greatly

(

divy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:50, archived)

dido

bigger, flatter-background version

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:21, archived)

snort

me likey

(doesn't mean I would though)

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:23, archived)

looks like her

out of friends, that one who was so memorable, the ones whos name I've forgotten

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:48, archived)

an excuse to do ear socks

(

Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:42, archived)

May as well make a (shitty) contribution

The chance to spack up Geldof was too good to miss.

(Tetsuo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:46, archived)

i like it

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)

band aid

sorry

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:48, archived)

sings

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:48, archived)

that made me laugh

v.evil though

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 21:06, archived)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

bonio

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:03, archived)

Bunch of wankers

(

Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)

..png

Sorry - realised filesize - link to png

www.heady.co.uk/b3ta/paulmac.png

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:21, archived)

Hahaha

fucking brill!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)

Not quite sure how this'll work in a flash movie....

But I think I just uncovered Bono's future...

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:25, archived)

i love that

so much

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)

wow! top stuff Beau

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:23, archived)

Thankyou

Have a Bedingfield-on-a-cross

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:43, archived)

God,

if only....

(Tetsuo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:26, archived)

dizzee Rascal

(

Munky Boy today I am back., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)

seamless

Joss Stone with crushed and deformed hands + new eyelashes, and some make-up so she looks a bit less jail bait

oh and a kitten rammed down her baps :)

apologies for seamlessness - the boss`d murder me if he caught me doing this! would work better on a dark background

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:08, archived)

although... who could resist a nice little spong

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)

oh and a pic of Robbie from ages ago - perhaps too subtle

apologies for not cutting it out.. but I sex wee every time I see him

*nips to the loo*

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)

like it

good expression

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:48, archived)

looks like

jamie callum

(hamchicken&peas, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:03, archived)

now you mention it....

that little spack handed twat!!

(

Reckless_Rik, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 14:12, archived)

Quick, Dirty Bev Knight

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

midge

link to png

www.heady.co.uk/b3ta/3midge.png

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)

that is a thing of beauty

... I think that`s the right word

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:02, archived)

will young

(hamchicken&peas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:59, archived)

chris martin

(

Munky Boy today I am back., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:01, archived)

Ms. Dynamite

I couldn't find a good photo so I made my own in the usual Donkey Gums style. Ta.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:25, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

That made me titter with glee!

(

holygiblets, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:21, archived)

heee!

ta!

I like your Ryoko too! :D

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 10:57, archived)

link to png

www.heady.co.uk/b3ta/gel2.png

(

beaubodor blogless, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:28, archived)

Have a Will Young

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:30, archived)

shit its richard bacon

(Barry Big Fist, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 19:53, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:40, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:42, archived)

Anything for charity.

It's not for charity, you say? Oh.

(

Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

Apparently Will Young's got milk!

Is that wrong?

(macmonkey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:55, archived)

He looks like that bloke who used to be in Eastenders...

Y'know, the slightly mad one who tried to kill the bloke from Spandau Ballet?

(

Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

he does

muchly!

(LXP, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 21:07, archived)

Hmm. That t-shirt

Morse code is L E J.

I wonder what that means?

(

cupboardy, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:57, archived)

Maybe it's...

Licks E Jaculate

(macmonkey, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)

It's

Levi Engineered Jeans

(

teedyay, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)

dido

(hamchicken&peas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:07, archived)

Probably not highres enough

but here goes...

(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:52, archived)

*Runs away*

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

Woo!

That am good!

(

Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

Feed the world...

they're probably high in vitamins C and D !

(macmonkey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

that is genius

wonderful

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:20, archived)

Spinmaster!

Cut, cut, c-cut faster.

Or something. WYHoaooyupla!

(flashboy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:39, archived)

snigger snort

scratch it!

(sndmn, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:19, archived)

Sorry.

Quick and shit, but I saw it there and had to do it. I was too lazy to minimize my window to get to my shop icon so I used paint.

(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 17:10, archived)

What?

What did you do?

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 19 Nov 2004, 11:21, archived)

Midge Ure

(

Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

Thom Yorke

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:05, archived)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)

heeeeeres Robbie

with optional baby-feeding spade.

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:18, archived)

Willllll

youuuuuunnnnngggggggg...........

(

The Neville What what what, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:25, archived)

robbie williams?

(bez_lightyear, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:28, archived)

Tee hee

(WiggZ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 21:34, archived)

Poor Franny

...the pressures of touring and being very nice all the time have been getting to him.

(flashboy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:33, archived)

Thomas of Yorke

(

The Neville What what what, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:33, archived)

fran

(hamchicken&peas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:37, archived)

That am woo

(

busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)

bust this, busted!

(Heffer foiled, once again, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:42, archived)

you angry.

I can see the hatred oozing.

(davey_binbag, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

why does the one on the left

remind me of thumb wars?

(

The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 23 Nov 2004, 9:32, archived)

Tom BEEEG FAAACE Chaplin

Eddit/ POP FACT! - Tom Chaplins Dad, Enoch, was the original model for the moon in Button Moon. His big, smooth, rounded face was perfect for the part of the moon, and Tom is said to be interested in being involved in a re-make of the Kids series.

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:45, archived)

We're English! We are more important!

(I Want Billy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:50, archived)

you're a cunt

fuck off

(neillyb, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 23:23, archived)

Oooh!

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 22 Nov 2004, 17:16, archived)

Bloke from Keane...

Click for PSD

(Idid, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:56, archived)

Katie Meluathingy

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:14, archived)

I know a cornish girl

she looks just like that.

(CerberusDog woof, Tue 23 Nov 2004, 14:38, archived)

(

spiny - things are looking up, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:16, archived)

...

(retrograde, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:20, archived)

What?

Why does he have a hairband on his face?

(NPC, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 19:06, archived)

Oh come on

don't you know Geordi La Forge's glasses when you see them?

(retrograde, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 20:49, archived)

I thought it was

a K&N filter element.

(

DogHorse plop, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 21:14, archived)

The backing is completed.

Muhahahahahaha!

(

DogHorse plop, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:31, archived)

Damon went a bit Oasis on the booze

last night. Ghhod his breath stinks this morning.

(Bertie, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 18:54, archived)

and very good it is too

great drumming.

(

rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 19:12, archived)

Any use?

Not safe for work linkology

(ccc, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 19:13, archived)

It's a dido dildo

quick and dirty just like her

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 19:32, archived)

A quick and dirty Will Young...

for your viewing displeasure.

(Zoinkid, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 19:50, archived)

i scared myself making this sugarbabes one

(

Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:05, archived)

chris

(

iainiainiainiain, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:07, archived)

dido..and not a sex toy in sight

(Gregus, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:11, archived)

Justin Darkness

(

iainiainiainiain, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:12, archived)

daniel bedingfdosdgf

(

iainiainiainiain, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:26, archived)

You could turn his nose into a cock!

(theunluckydip, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:27, archived)

Have a pearoast for the cause...

(AdrianJ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:33, archived)

this be fran healey

(Joesus, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:35, archived)

You

win.

(the award for best spacked-up fran healy picture, that is)

(flashboy, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

Here is dan

(

iainiainiainiain, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:39, archived)

Here is one of Robbie... He's got Charlie from Busted's eyebrows, The Sugarbabes eye make-up and Dido's 'tache

(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:47, archived)

joss stone

(

iainiainiainiain, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:48, archived)

Like the jizz that she's parping out.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 22 Nov 2004, 17:18, archived)

Geldof

quick and dirty - too bad I'm busy now!

(

Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:51, archived)

Oh, For those too young to remember...

Geldof formed the Boomtown Rats years ago...

(

Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 22:01, archived)

Who's that then granda?

(

TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 10:16, archived)

how's'bout...

bloke off Snow Patrol [Gary Lightbody] ? sorry, haven't sponged him much.

(basstard, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 21:21, archived)

not exactly seamless, but...

(sandman0733, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 21:49, archived)

Have the sugababes (maybe a bit too late though)

You remember them, one had a birth defect, one had a stroke and no one could forget the albino...
Click picture for bigger

(PsychoticSock, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 23:49, archived)

the one one the right

looks like the minging lezzy ghost type bird from the shitter than than shite gone bad HEX

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:41, archived)

Have a Jamelia

Oooh, she's lovely.

(flashboy, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

Meep

(Orwellian Trash, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 8:32, archived)

Ach

Is it too late then?

Bugger. Just back from the cinema. Ah well.

(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:45, archived)

Some more dido sans vibrator

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 9:15, archived)

its blokey from keane

looking rather like bernard manning

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 10:54, archived)

I did this one a couple of days ago when I first heard it...

(

busy phil is still bloody busy, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)

its my bonobonobobukakkecuntmonkey

i know he's an easy target, but he is a cunt.

(

dr_fonz, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)

Robbie

Cunt

(

dazzyboy, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)

Sugapuffbabes

(

collapsibletank procreates, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 14:42, archived)

Joss Stone

WHAARGH! No need to shop Joss then...

(

collapsibletank procreates, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 15:11, archived)

this is how she looks to me

(hamchicken&peas, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 18:22, archived)

Here's my (shite) attempt

original can be found here

(Vulpine or something, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

quick and nasty

(

agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 18:15, archived)

my little contribution... . It's.. STING!

damn right it's awful!

and from the old band aid.. so nevermind

(Balphaus, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 18:32, archived)

ok.. sting was not on the list.. but this.. thing was

..I bring you.. BEVERLY KNIGHT

..fun fun fun

(Balphaus, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 18:59, archived)

Will Young's a big girl

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 19:06, archived)

(1.618..., Thu 18 Nov 2004, 20:14, archived)

Tom from Keane...

Pictured during recording

(

beefandcheese, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 20:57, archived)

Coldplay's Chris Martin

...apparently.

(

Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 21:47, archived)

Dizzee Rascal

(spamjavelin, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 21:48, archived)

Am I too late?

Also, not mine but:

(by Snapwhite)

(

FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 23:06, archived)

Late entry

He gets a lot of that.

(b3tasux, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 1:01, archived)

This is crap

But I though I'd contribute

Prolly too lo-res & crap to be considered

(kryptik, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 1:10, archived)

Two things

One of which I did for a t-shirt at:

www.teamfishcake.co.uk/tshirts/

:-D

(

Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 9:34, archived)

Anuvver one:

(

Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 9:49, archived)

Hehe, I like the hair

Reminds me of mine when the air is humid.

(once_upon_a_time, Sat 20 Nov 2004, 19:47, archived)

If only he would "leave right now"...

(

Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 10:00, archived)

By George!

(geetoo, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 11:05, archived)

all new band aid

(igdude, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 12:04, archived)

Cut out and keep...Rachel Stevens

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)

#...Well there won't be Snow in Africa this Christmastime...#

(

Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 13:01, archived)

Macca

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 13:40, archived)

HA!

(FAQ, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 1:35, archived)

Geldof

(

FB Boleg, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 15:16, archived)

monkeyman

(geetoo, Fri 19 Nov 2004, 16:13, archived)

Here are my attempts...

Jamelia-

Busted-

(once_upon_a_time, Sat 20 Nov 2004, 19:31, archived)

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)

Justin looking emaciated

(Mr Slippyfist, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)

Thom Yorkie

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 21 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)

It's the Devil's music

(DavePants, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 11:55, archived)

wouldn't it be nice

cfb

3 main reasons!
a: he cant 'sing' any more...
b: he can't breath and will soon die!
c: he can't see anyone itteratively whacking him with a large soap in a towel!

(FAQ, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:13, archived)

i did this a while ago...

on paint

(simod, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 18:49, archived)

Sod the Flat Background

and have Midge and Bob bouncing around the African plains on blue spacehoppers.

(

Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 23 Nov 2004, 11:43, archived)

So...

When do we get to see this video then?
Or have I missed a link already....

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 23 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)

Well you gotta start somewhere

First ever post. Be gentle.
I give you...
bob zombie
*runs*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 23 Nov 2004, 18:31, archived)

He's awfully posh

(

Ian Woosnam, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:50, archived)

nice

(

spacehog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:50, archived)

looks like Windsor Davies

is it Posh Animal Wednesday?
WOO!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:51, archived)

Woo!

We haven't had a themed day for a while (I'm not counting 'spacking', because that's been pretty much everyday for the last fortnight)

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:57, archived)

*spacks out*

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)

I think

with the new mini-challenge it may be Pearoast Wednesday

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)

haha you loon

*twiddles moustache*

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:52, archived)

I say !

What a marvellously crafted moustachio !

(

rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:53, archived)

Nice moustache!

grrreat!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:02, archived)

Stood our ground together at Rourkes Drift

(schoey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:03, archived)

bwootiful!

:@ )

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:03, archived)

I say, that's rather super

old chap

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:20, archived)

Now available as quality merchandise at

Stoneage Bric a Brac

(Stoneage_Romeo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:47, archived)

much

arfness!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:49, archived)

Oooh Plitticle !

Woo !

(

rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:49, archived)

Simple idea

Brilliantly executed
I think this deserves a FP

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:51, archived)

These jokes are killing me.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:52, archived)

Truly

puns to die for.

(Pseudonym, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:10, archived)

Very good

but I see you just got told off at Popbitch

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:44, archived)

I can handle it.

PB needed brightening up.

(Stoneage_Romeo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)

'Ning all !

Lovely morning for a stroll, what ?

edit/ just realised there's a fez and a pipe on the front page - I think I was subconscioulsy inspired......

(

rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:39, archived)

Honk!

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:40, archived)

Parp !

(

rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:42, archived)

how rare

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:42, archived)

long time since i've heard that one before

'ow reah

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:44, archived)

Woo!

First fez of the morning!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:42, archived)

a fez wearing pipe smoking

graniel? or spouse?
woo, what old man? pip pip hurrah!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:44, archived)

Not here

it be blown a gale.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:03, archived)

When John was asked to do a Team photo, he did'nt quite grasp the concept...

Clicky for big version

(NickR, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:37, archived)

red-x for me

actually that's a lie because Firefox doesn't show red x's

EDIT : Works now, huzzah!

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:38, archived)

and me

nice redex, though

(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:39, archived)

Well I can see it...

And although it's very very tiny, it appears to be a team photo of all one guy, which is quite amusing.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:40, archived)

Clicky

For big version

(NickR, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:42, archived)

It's very good.

Woop!

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:51, archived)

Oops Fixed

Sorry, fixed, damn single quotes.

(NickR, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:39, archived)

Is it a team of the same person ?

woo !

(

rabbitz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:41, archived)

nicely done

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:43, archived)

teh clones!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:43, archived)

is he going out with

her...?

(

blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:49, archived)

(I Would, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:52, archived)

pffft!
edit: *reads profile* you have got to be kidding...

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:53, archived)

pfft!

and pfft again!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:54, archived)

was bored yesterday

so mashed up a crap 80s computer game entry. Then my PC crashed in a spectacular way and I've missed the boat. Just as well it's toss.

click for largeness

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:26, archived)

You need a "looky looky" man

Or a lady strolling up and down shouting "fanta, cola, limon"

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:29, archived)

and a hideous English women

helping her toddler to urinate on the beach

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:32, archived)

pffffttt

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:36, archived)

Hehe so true

How about a fly that seems to have 1 mission only, to keep landing on you.

(D7JAB, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:38, archived)

Or the fat kid whose intent it is to smash EVERY sandcastle on the beach.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:39, archived)

*twitches*

*flicks*
*twitches*
*slaps*

Fuck it, I'm going in the sea where the bastard can't get me!

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:40, archived)

You have entered sea

Swim?
no
Float?
no
Drown?
glug....

(D7JAB, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:42, archived)

Hehe

My dad turns bobbly and red in the sun, because he's a fucking mong.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:31, archived)

Are all mongs bobbly?

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:36, archived)

Nope

Just him. Except most mongs are slightly textured.

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:38, archived)

i do hope so

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:39, archived)

Probably been done but hey...

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:18, archived)

probably been done

haven't seen it before, though..

nice pun!

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:24, archived)

You've

only got 5.5?! Hahahahahah!

** laughs and points in elitist manner **

I mean, nice pun.

(Pseudonym, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:35, archived)

Is it

my fault (looks over shoulder) my twunting boss is a cheapskate?
Why I oughta....

(

SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)

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