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# Probably already bindun


But not this badly!
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# yay!
a christmas related post on the hottest day of the year :)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
#
Should i have waited...?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# myrrhaybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
#
Have myrrh-cy on me.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# lol frankenstein!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Do you take Myrh?
or mur, myrhh, mer or myrrh
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Nearly....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Perfick
*Sends*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
#
Much better...
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Funniest headline of the day that's a real headline
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I bet he got battered.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Oi there's a time and plaice for that sort of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Oh you've no Sole
let him pun
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# stop carping on
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
#
The basstard
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# a Mardy Fish
at that
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Murray out and South Africa get a draw, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# C'mon if ya think yer 'ard enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Squirrels with flick-knives
The anti-yiff backlash has begun!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Oooooh lovely wobble....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *hides*
*looks again*

Ohh it's just a little cutiEEEEAAAARGLE
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
He looks like he's going to gouge some eyes with that one
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# He'll have your nuts off first.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# "I'll cut your nuts so bad
I'll cut your nuts so bad you'll wish I never cut you nuts so bad!"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# pfft
they are evil
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# It's probably the undead one I keep in my shed that's truly evil:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Ax3OHFipQ
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I'll cut you up so bad
you'll....you'll wish I didn't cut you up so bad!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Haha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I know that squirrel!

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# NSFW
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Green sky helicoptering....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# haha
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Ugh!
Cabbage *sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
yay for sprouts! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# hear him, hear him!
more sprouts we say
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Pfffft!
Sprouts are meganom.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Shopping impulse duly triggered
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Nom
on the go
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I must have the only 4-year old on the planet ...
... who once jumped up and down in excitement in the supermarket because the first sprouts of the season were in.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# You and I are kindred spirits
*did the same*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I've always loved sprouts, right from when I was a kid
Anyone that doesn't is mentally subnormal*



*not a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I've just hit a reflection
in a paralel universe. only this one had sprouts marked down as the smell of satans farts like the other guy
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 6:06, archived)
# hehe
unless they stop them tasting of farts, im not interested
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# hahahahahahah
This is fucking AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Tried to click, but keyboard shortcircuit prevented.
too much crying.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I once knew a man who had small green leafy lumps all over his body.
He went to doctor and doctor's first question was 'Have you been with a 'woman of the night'?

Yes, said the fella.

"Thought so" said the doc, "those are brothel sprouts".
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# I LOVE NANOCABBAGE
and anyone who doesn't, doesn't know how to cook.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Good bit of nutmeg
And not to soft so they got some bite on em.
Excellent.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 11:34, archived)
# love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# great job!
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I hate brussel sprouts.
But I really want a nanocabbage. :(
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 8:22, archived)
# Sprouts
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
Sprouts are 17 types of evil!
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I once heard of someone
Who covered a load of sprouts in chocolate at Halloween and dished them out to Trick-or-Treaters.

I must try it next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
#
But wll it interface with anything else on your plate ? :-(
(heavyhorses, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# .
you must have used every stock business image out there
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# here you go - it's lettery
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue432/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Bout fuckin' time ;)
Nice one Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# At last!
Looks forward to reading.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Woo... 20 mins to read it before Pub-Time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# phew
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Narrow escape there...
... shame. Your one was much funnier, if rather more Hell-bound.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# bah!
I stopped to read the newsletter and the bloody Mexicans scored
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Was it a goal for all central america?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# The Google support call is coming up 'Private' for me,
but there's plenty of copies about, so don't worry too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
[challenge entry] what diana ross was really aiming for
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Clicks like the fist of the north star
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# that is one excellent fall
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
You got knocked the fuck out!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# haha - double
whammy!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
I lolled!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Brilliant sir!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# cheers ninj :)
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# "momma said knock ya out"
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Friday Silly (thanks prodge)

(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
must be old that pea
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# oops...
every pea's worst nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# * Pardon you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# TVCatchup wasn't working earlier.
I was fucking livid, I had to visit the ITV website.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Christ, your poor PC
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# ITV commentary is sickening
"...a goal for all Africaaaa!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Haha!
The pre match speech was just as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# South Africa are my team in the sweepstake at work
I think they should go on to win it now!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I've got the Former Soviet Republic of Bulimia


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Ugh!
They make me sick!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Bongo Bongoland will put you out in the second round
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Bulimia's mercurial striker will run rings round the static Bongodian defence

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# ahhh... I recognise the source
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# haha!
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# So how interesting is the football?
How many goals have been scored so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# There has been a lot more cheating than goals thus far.
/surprisesurprisecillaere
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# dunno
I just went and pretended to watch in the canteen at work

because there was free beer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# One goal.
Good goal.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
#
A very good one.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# scored by ALL of Africa

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Mugabe will be ecstatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Haha! And that's weird...
I did a 'shop for someone yesterday featuring the same source which I didn't post here:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# It's an interesting painting
You should go to Shugborough Hall

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shugborough_inscription
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I've heard of that place. When you ignore all the Dan Brown claptrap there's interesting stuff going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I once stole a wheelie bin from Rennes-le-Chateau
I am a bad person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# We printed a few books about Rennes
Sounds an interesting place. Did you find the treasure in the bin?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Where the fuck is my newsletter
nearly 4pm and far too much work is being completed for a friday afternoon.

EDIT: sorry thought this was the talkboard ... someone slap me?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Let's show how much b3ta hates spam by ensuring this is the most-replied to thread of the day, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Love you Zeltergiset
more than cabbage even
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# What's your favourite cabbage?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# University Cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# The Krypton Cabbage
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Cabbage Anneka
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Rice
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# not here there isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I'd have preferred it if the torch was a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# It's a lightsabre
Only they don't notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I'd have preferred it if the lightsabre was a shotgun.A sawed off one to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Good point...
... just to be safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# ANDY HARMER!!!!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# no, look at me! me me me me me me!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# *Looks*
*Winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Happytoast
is definagtely more shiny, more glittery and eye catching than I... overt your eyes from me a gaze upon the toast
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# In my heyday maybe
now I'm a tired, broken old relic, dependant on drugs to ease the pain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# You'd be glad you didn't post this on /talk
We would have raped you like the 14 year old you are
(__, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Is that you dad
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# if I'd have known there was the possibility of that
I'd not have wasted my erection cracking one out over furry lesbian action
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10087736
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Tra la laaaa, tra-la la laaaa, la la la la-la-la la laaaaa
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1677397039105454127
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# As king of /talk I would do a written commentary about how I'd like to plait your pubes really hard.
and then burp on your haircut for asking such a silly question.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# They really
the best of all the animals aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
NSFW

(triscrote E's are good?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# The one below is okay, that's just some buxom cat women kissing for no reason at all.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# That's not got any nudity or genitalia.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# That comes at a premium
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# New Sexy Football Wank?
Edit: I thought work had been stopped all over the world while the world cup was on?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# great image to log in to
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *spies half-time lurker*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# noons freebs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# 5 years, then *POW!*, this?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hoi your village called, they want their idiot back.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# That's just twisted
(Are NSFW links even allowed on here?... anyone?)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I smell a couple of thread deletions coming.....
or cumming...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
#
Thanks MODS

Sorry for my idiocy
(triscrote E's are good?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I didn't think it was that bad, to be honest.
Oh well, maybe i've just been looking at spunking cocks on the internet for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# "I do hope nothing sexy hap.........oh....."


Kat an Hilary go all F.C.U.K

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
HUFF

EDIT: YAY! In b4 cenaris who is probably fwapping himself senseless somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I'll take that comment with a pinch of salt
And not react to it too harshly.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# "Kat changes teams"
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Well that'll be the board pretty quiet for the next 5 minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# 5 minutes?
You on some kind of "endurance" trip then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# football or squirrel porn
squirrel porn wins =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I have to admit even though JJ's stuff normally bores me rigid
It's miles better than football

I'm almost glad to see him
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Just how rigid are we talking here?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# ...
have to admit even though JJ's stuff normally bores me rigid.


Fer gawds sake stick him on ignore, if you don't like him. Don't get so huffed up about it everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Like I said, right now it's a welcome relief from pictures of Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# let's all just put each other on ignore
the last thing we want is someone with a differing opinion
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# last word
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# ha!
I'm glad you didn't take it personally.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# It's all interjapes
besides we're united in our love for furry animal vaginas
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I'm going to ruin it for you
by shoving a football up a rabbits cunt and posting pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I would pay* to see that
*not pay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# but but but
what about the evil minions under the stairs, they're adorable
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# yiff yiff yiff
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# well I'm wanking myself daft now
glad you haven't run out of ideas after 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Don't you normally make people pay for this sort of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# 20p is deducted from your account every time that image pops up on your screen :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# This stuff certainly makes it difficult to spend a penny
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Woo - I love this sort of thing!

PS: You dropped the "I" out of Ning, in the first slide!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# How evil, she's trying to steal Kit's chewing gum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Hi, I'm here about the rotating bladed cooling devices
-I hear they needed maintenance?
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Oh something sexy happened
If I was the president this would continue to impress me, and the nation.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# 4 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# 4 minutes.
Impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Whatever happened to
Tatu?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
They reached some sort of legal age and dropped out of sight
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# so....was it a dispair squid after all, or is it still a "joy" squid?
edit: blimey, I don't remember that FCUK ad....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# It's a sexehteim squid
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# that's illegal in this country.




apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# you're implying that some thought has gone into this
I made that same mistake with Lost
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# can we have a similar scene
with the chap from strip 627 please? Preferably with himself.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Damn!
What a twist!
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# well there you have it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# This
was on my wishlist.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Why is it always rai....
Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# anyone who didn't see this coming needs to hand in their brain on the way out
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# needs more animal vagina
/ac
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# and diplodocus cervix
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Ah. I see you're more active on the talk board.
That explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# JollyJack stock response #2
right behind "put me on ignore"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# It's true. I have a little list of responses to internet trolls that I just cut and paste.
I use the seconds saved to ponder the curvature of Eva Mendes' splendid arse. A far more worthwhile endeavour, I'm sure you'll agree.
Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I love the fact that I'm a troll because I don't have my tongue right up your arse hole
also: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# put me on ignore
...........mmmmm. Eva.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# lol
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# No-one's stopping you draw her by the way.
Take that as a request.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Will this
cut back to the story being re-told by Kat with a black eye and the kiss is just Pip running away with the story due to him being a pervy little penguin n'stuff?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Wait, there's a story?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# heh

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# *monocle*
...I say!
(The Great British Troll, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)
# haha
You know, I keep seeing fight scenes now and thinking, "They're gonna kiss... ut!"

Thanks!
(Jen Aside, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Oh I say
*monocle pop*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Alllll riiiiiight....
Giggity.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Foxball. I'm not sure what the rules are....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Topical x 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Is that the Meth baby?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I think you've summed up the spirit of the game...
SPROCKIT: That's the one, nobody ever gets.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Another classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# That's my kinda game!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Rules...
1. The flid kicks the baby
2. The baby is launched sky-high
3. The fox eats the splattered remains when it hits the floor
WIN!

EDIT: She is a flid isn't she or is it just the angle of the arm/photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# 4. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# She....? It's a woman....? I thought it was a very ugly man.
Not sure about the flid bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# opposing light sauces
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# o_O!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# My opposing light sources algorithm is at the dentists having a check-up. It went with my shadow generator.
*raspberries*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Interview with Richard Herring
Just been reading Richard Herring's book How Not To Grow Up and enjoying it immensely.

Then I figured as he appears quite an approachable person on twitter I'd ask him for an interview with you lot.

He's just said yes - so please add your questions here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I'm not doing this again. I got ridiculed last time for making a spelling mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Daddy or chips?
And what is your favourite type of biscuit or cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# How did you survive all those years working with Stuart Lee
without punching the smug twat?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Does it depress you that all these questions are about Stuart Lee?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Did you have a fish-related nickname at school?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# You're going to die in ten minutes. You have a fiver and you're in a Tesco Express
What do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Spend most of it
shouting at the fucking self service checkout "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE FUCKING BAGGING AREA??"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Are there any more episoides of Fist of Fun in the pipeline?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# What's in your pockets?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Your Hitler 'tash experiment didn't work.
Would you consider trying to bring-back Swastika armbands next?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Which of your fists
is the most fun?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Share or shaft?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
good ole kilroy
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Will people never learn about b3ta interviews?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I think I actually genuinely insulted the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 3:32, archived)
# In no more than 1000 words....
What happens in your book?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Would you rather have an intimate encounter with a mermaid whose top half is woman and bottom half fish, or vice versa?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha WUT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# The people need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hows his cock these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# What's a deaf fish's favourite drink?
Herringade

Jokes aside, what is your favourite article of clothing that you own and why?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# How many times does your book reference Peter Pan and/or pixie dust?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# About the toothbrush tache...
...what were the best and worst responses to the muzzie from members of the general public?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Would you consider catching aids
just so the newspapers could have a funny headline?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# You crash on a desert island in the ocean. Nobody else is there and it's a very small island with no vegetation or anything like that.
At what point do you start drinking your piss? Right away, when it's fairly diluted, or do you risk wasting the first batch in the hope rescue is imminent, possibly opening the door to a stronger cocktail later on?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Why has this question never been asked before?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I feel I must clarify there's no way to store the first batch, should it come to that.
You're going to have to lie on your back, open your mouth and take aim.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Would you catch a falling cat or sieze the opportunity for a volley?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Who would win in a fight, Patrick Stewart, or James Corden?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# *glasses* "Make it sewn!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# What is a fist of fun?
Obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# What's your favourite fish?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Whar was it like playing ginger heartthrob Bill Weasly in "Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban"
Wait a minute, I may have confused you with Richard Fish
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Is it acceptable to court controversy as an alternative to being funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Surely you can do both
Frankie Boyle being the most obvious example. B3ta itself being a close second
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# How often do people make "pickled Herring" jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Who is the sick man in this scenario?
Is it you, answering questions from b3ta, or is it me, munching down on a dismembered whore and polishing my crossbow?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# That depends
are you wearing a suit-and-tie?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# suit
no tie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# It must be
dress-down-friday then
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# How much custard and why?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# If Facebook sites or moaning emails don't work,
do you have any ideas what else can we do to save Radio 6 music?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# ^ Thus
*sads* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# .
*Do you think that if you hadn't achieved the success early on in your career that you would ever have given up on comedy?
*Which comedian doing an advert has made your heart sink the most (if any)?
*If you could get back on TV or save 6 music, which would you choose?
*Who was the best comedian you have seen that never made it?
*Do you ever worry about running out of ideas?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# What would you do with the moon on a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# stick it on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# If Holbein had done a painting of you, do you think it would have captured your likeness well enough for you to be offered around for marriage?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# would he
prefer to be attacked by one horse sized duck or one hundred duck sized horses?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I would prefer to be attacked by 100 horse sized ducks.

It would sound much more impressive when I told people about it afterwards down the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# What question does nobody ever ask you that you wish they did,
and what is the answer?

Or alternatively, what can you get away with wearing the longest - the same undercrackers of the same socks?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Maybe prune juice is in fact just plum juice
but they couldn't call it plum juice because it sounds too much like jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# What do you get if you mate a mint humbug with a hungry spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Hello Richard
I shall be sad if 6 Music goes, as I enjoyed the funny bits on a Saturday morning.

What's the best heckle you've ever heard?

And what's the stupidest question anyone's ever asked you?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Boring questions
Are you doing a new Edinburgh show this year? If so, what's the theme, when will you be touring with it and are you doing any previews?

Also, are you releasing a DVD or CD of Hitler Moustache, I saw it in Sheffield in February and want to watch it again and again until my eyeballs dry out.
(Squid Bunty, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Are you circumcised?
Or is your boy still wearing his hat?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Given that evolution, by its nature, produces flaws in the 'design' of organisms,
and that, by winning a competition (in which the only skill required was to text 'PLAYGOD' to a premium rate number) you were given the opportunity to perfect the human form, how many extra limbs do you think you'd give people?
What other improvements would you make?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# My wife would like to know:
"Whether he still sometimes does Pliny and Histor voices to himself for a laugh," and "what does he think of Frankie Boyle?"

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# After bravely wearing that Hitler moustache...
...how about upping the ante and living as Katie Price for a year?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Have you considered writing self help books?
as that would be a Richard Herring aid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# You often talk about the art of comedy itself
How much of other people's comedy do you watch/listen to in a week? Do you go out of your way to study what other comedians are doing, even if they're rubbish?
(gpoulton, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Can I stop considering the lilly now?
its been years and its done me no bloody good at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# How do you like your eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
You said "egg"!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Quiet tiny wheelybird.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Your Ideal Audience?
Anywhere, any era.

Besides B3ta, that is.
(roysin, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# when are you making a new series of Time Gentlemen Please?
you bean-faced freak
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# i genuinely liked time gentlemen please
though i suppose it's too late to bring it back
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Would you rather eat a cake that looks and tastes exactly like dog shit
or eat a dog shit that looks and tastes exactly like cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# or simply eat normal dog shit?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Several...
1. Are you wearing that big floppy fringe to hide a receding hariline, or does your mum still take you to the barbers?

2. What's your opinion on the chances of the Lib-Con coalition government lasting more than a year?

3. Which comedian on the circuit pissed you off the most backstage? (Gory details required, vague identification permitted, though my money's on Ian Cognito - very funny, but with an ego more fragile than antique Venetian glass. I've seen him three times in venues in London, Bristol and Swindon - yeah, I know - and every time he let a different pissed heckler get to him so much he flounced offstage halfway through his set.)

4. What is the "proper job" your folks secretly hope you'll still get?

That'll do for now
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Seeing as you have two successful ones on the go do you have any further plans to play with the medium of the podcast?
Or perhaps any other new media format. I did buy The Best of Earth, Wind and Fire (and water) by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Are stand-up comedians just like the prophets of yore?
(roysin, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# nope
more like the prophets of yore mum
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# who the fuck is letting michael bay remake and fuck up
loads of films i love, and how do i stop him? And will you help me?
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Have you
ever pulled a pint in your life? (please rant about Time Gentleman Please)
(835Rocks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# What is your opinion
on the plight of poor villages in South Africa, ignored and left destitute while multi-million pound stadiums are built by corrupt construction cartels?
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I'm sorry but I don't know who you are!
Who are you?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Oh god yes
Stewart Lee is a knobber.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Is your mum still worth a go?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# is slapstick dead?
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# F*ck Me I'm 40
During one of your 'F*ck Me I'm 40' shows at Edinburgh a couple of years ago, myself and two friends were in the front row and placed a pair of Tunnock's Tea Cakes on a t-shirt on stage.

You moved the Tunnock's Tea Cakes during the show as the t-shirt was a prop. Were you more concerned about losing momentum? Or do you not like Tunnock's Tea Cakes?

In short. Do you like Tunnock's Tea Cakes (I'm more of a Caramel Wafer man myself).


*Stewart Lee is as ace as Richard Herring.
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Does reading make one old? If so, can I safely read your book without losing my immaturity?
On a less serious note, would you please distill Castigliano's theorem down to ten words or less.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# A friend of mine is convinced that he had the same driving instructor as you
because of that sketch you did about 15 years ago, "What...can't you even DRIVE?!" and we live near Cheddar.

I don't have a question for you, I just want to point out that he mentions this every time we see you on TV or your name is said...Every. Sodding. Time.

If he tells me one more time i'll probably kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
#
If the only way Andrew Collins would let you bum him was if he bummed you first, would you let him?
(McDingo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Give me try at an open spot at one of your London gigs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmReUnpG6Xg

If I go to comedy death its only for 5 mins.

thanks
(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# When can we expect a new series of This Morning With Richard Not Judy?
If you had to bum an animal, what kind of animal would it be and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Can I have a free book?
Please....
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# You're resurrecting Christ on a Bike for this year's fringe
Could the world be ready to see your Talking Cock on stage again?
(EnemyBiscuits, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I've heard that Kirsty on The Wright Stuff smells like mouldy beetroot. Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Hello.
The missus and I had our first baby last week, and we would quite like her to grow up. What books would you recommend for this? I've not read yours, but I assume it's an ode to killing children. We're not into that.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Would you...
rather bum Andrew Collins or be wanked off by a tortoise with tin panda hands and a wound in it's shell?
(Charlietron Still can't think of anything witty to put here, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# are you glad to perform in a comedy
world which increasingly rewards shitbags with context-poor offensive material, and writes off the over 40s for anything more than light entertainment?
Basically, would you like Richard Herring's Bigger Comedy Vehicle?
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I applauded your attempts to 'reclaim' the Hitler moustache by growing one yourself.
Have you considered doing the same for the Peter Sutcliffe beard, 'fro and sideburns combo?

I think you'd look badass!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Is that
Bruce Springsteen?
(hnnrs, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Are there any comedians you particularly admire on the circuit nowadays?
Which up-and-coming talents should I look out for?
(urker, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I too feel like the Hitler 'tash should be given back to the people...
but as a ginger I can't rock the Hitsash™ as I'd look like I've sneezed fire, question is: do you feel like you've succeeded in changing public opinion on the Adolf face adornment?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Animal Fight
You encounter a badger fighting two stoats in a glade in a forest which you are walking through, who wins?
(Hagis, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I'm putting the kettle on...
What can I get you?
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I'm guessing
a Nero coffee
(Whatsit, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Where
is the curious orange?
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Who is Virgilio Anderson?
(trickyric, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Arrange you comedy creations in the order in which you would like to bum them
i.e. Tiny Andrew Collings, Curious Orange, The tortoise with a wound, Rod Hull
(trickyric, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Did you really spend 3 days learning all those names from the Book of Genesis?
Do you still remember them all?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# where have you hidden the bodies?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# If you had a time machine, a ribbed durex, and a roofie if all else fails... which historical figure would you go and give a good seeing to and why?
Points lost for being obvious and becoming your own grandfather.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Is wanting to fuck your own grandmother an obvious choice?
Can't say it would be my first answer to that question...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Would your first answer be go back in time to when you were 4 years old and have sex with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Tell us a joke then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Actually, stop answering our rubbish questions and answer one of your own.
Whatever you like, go crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Which is the largest wild animal you confidently think you could beat in a fight over scraps of food?
Keeping in mind that in this scenario civilisation has collapsed and you're fighting for your very survival. And yes, you are allowed to use a makeshift weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Out of everything, what is your favourite?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Out of everything else, what is your worst?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)
# You have just beaten a man to death with a chair for nicking your packet of Skips.
How do you dispose of the body?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)
# ARGH!
I was going to ask about post-murder body disposal.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# Let's hear you swear. Give it everything you've got and none of this pansy "you fucking cunt" business.
I want the air to be dyed blue you fetid, arse wrangling, aids ridden, jesus loves you, cockitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 3:51, archived)
# Legs, tits or arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 3:54, archived)
# What was the biggest mistake you've ever made?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 3:55, archived)
# I'm a forrin, who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 5:53, archived)
# Would you rather have a dog barking up your arsehole for half an hour
or an old man whistling into your mouth for an hour?

And why?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# You're looking good. Have you lost weight?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Did you and Stewart Lee make a pact in the late nineties
whereby he'd spend ten years honing a few hours' material and you'd publish everything you thought of, unedited?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
#
Nail. Head. Thwack.
(jcloth has brought da ruckus, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:04, archived)
# When did you realise...
toothbrush moustaches are not, in and of themselves, hilarious, nor are they a touchstone for related hilarity; and how many months did you have to keep wearing one because you needed the publicity?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Who does your hair? It's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# AIOTM!
Since one of the hooks of your podcast is that nobody tells you what you can or can't do, would you let the BBC put it on TV if they asked? I hear that all you want is to be let back on the telly.
(kithkill, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Also
Would you do TV's Emma Kennedy? I would.
(kithkill, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Will you sign my tits for me?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Bollocks!
I've got loads of good jokes.

Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Julia Sawahla
Well, does she?
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# What did you think of Chris Morris' film, Four Lions?
And do you have plans to emulate any more despotic facial hair?

(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Some ink has leached into my brand-new vinyl floor
from a Tesco carrier bag. Now I have "100% biodegradeable" stamped onto my kitchen decks in mirror writing. How do I remove the offending stain?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Napalm.
Lots and lots of napalm.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I've tried a mixture of ammonia and bleach
that should work, right?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# wait, and it will degrade by itself
in a couple of years, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Will you also sign my penis?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# If you could invite 5 famous people, living or dead, to a massive drug-fueled orgy
Who would you choose and why?

Oh, and there's got to be an equal amount of males and females present.
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Do you think nationalism and the idea of nationhood can ever be a good thing?
Or will it always spawn people like the BNP and Hitler?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Who is funnier - you or Stewart Lee?
Also, please provide detailed proof of your answer
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# What's the best heckle you've ever had?
And how did you respond?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Its got to be the famous...
'I'm a bus driver' one.
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Favourite moment of your life so far?
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Are there any fellow comedians you find to be terminally unfunny?
To the point where you feel amazed they've made it beyond their first gig?

And be honest - it's not like they're gonna read this interview.
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# If you could go back in time and have the starring role in any film you wanted
Which would you choose and why?

(For the sake of the question, I'm assuming you aren't an atrocious actor. Let's say you could pull it off, regardless of the role - though "Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct" may be pushing it a bit)
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Oi, I did the time travel question already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Last question
What disgusts you most about modern society? (apart from 'Patronising questions from random internet users', of course)
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# From all your many years...
Sampling milk, what was your favourite variety, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! starsnip, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# What's the best thing about presenting Saturday Kitchen?
(Don't tell him Pike i'll probably just stay in, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# There is a video of you on youtube with some pissed bloke heckling you
I have always been curious when you replied to him "I had to tell you the date earlier." What was the context of that remark?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# So, Mr Herring, why should we give you the job?
What do you think you could contribute to this company?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# So, tell us about the last time you got utterly smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Are
you looking at my bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)
# As a result of this interview would you consider going on b3ta.com
A, never ever ever. It's just like any other place where my sad fans are to be found. No.
B, I might pop round for a look.
C, some.
D, Some more. I think I've found a collective (predominantly) brotherhood that even the freemasons has to look upon with jealous eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# CNPS
You claim to have completed CNPS, but I have been stuck on 156 for quite some time, and have come to believe that this number doesn't exist. Are you sure you did it?
(pinefresh, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I have been listening to you for years on the radio
Would you like to come round and have a cuppa as a way of me saying ta for all the laughs?

Actually, when was your first Radio show, it feels like years ago or have I just become really old and sad?




Finally, when murdering prostitutes, do you prefer to use a hefty lump hammer or strangulation with their own under garments?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Fist Of Fun
what happened to the girl on the show titles? - she'd probably be over 30 by now
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Since previous interviewee...
Kunt, from Kunt and the Gang, wrote a song about using his Arsehole as a Cunt, I would like to ask you, is there a part of your body that you would willingly offer up to serve the purpose of another, and if so, which body part would it be?
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:16, archived)
# What's the eighth-least funny joke you've ever told?
(I helped save b3ta! ejlflop errrrrgs. Regularly., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 0:51, archived)
# What...
What was it like working with the late Rod Hull?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# If you had an unlimited budget, the choice of any actors/comedians/musicians etc. in the world
What would be your ideal film, TV show or whatever you'd like to make?


(Also if you had to adapt one Jane Austin book into a pornographic film, which one and why?)
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# i once saw rob newman on telly saying he'd been heckled in his own living room by someone walking past his house
where's the oddest/worst place you've been heckled?

do you plan on getting a hairstyle at any point?

you once sent me a refresher bar in the post, what's the best confectionary that you've received by royal mail?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# are you still mates with simon munnery?
or,were you ever mates with simon munnery?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Cumkins on aiotima -- was that really a misspoken attempt to say pumpkin
... or are you that depraved that you knew what it meant and stuck it in anyway?

AIOTIMA is really fucking puerile. But I've occasionally seen you on't telly, and heard you on 6Music of late. Is the likes of cumkin jokes and slagging beeb commissioning editors off actually just what the BBC wants to hear?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Have you ever hugged a farm animal?
Would you recommend it to others?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Are Adam's & Joe's shoes hard to fill?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# What DOES your mother think?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Do you live by a 'rule(s)'?
If so, what is it/them?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# My question is will his edinburgh show be anything like a charley chuck performance?
And will he let me buy him a beer after said show?
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Do you think of yourself as a pelagic comedian...
... or more of a bottom feeder?
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# An Actual serious question.
As a fan with extremely poor vision (and therefore a huge fan of your shows, but sadly cannot read your book) Where do you get off on charging for your Audio Book Chapter by Chapter?
I assume you personally had little to do with this setup, but have you sold enough of your soul into the deal that you have no say over such things?

To see what I'm talking about see here - bit.ly/bS2Bz0

What are your feelings on this trend and shaking down of your near blind and blind fans? We already pay more than the seeing lot for an Audiobook. What's the deal?

P.S. If you pick my question for him, feel free to shorten it to something more bitesize while keeping the bite :)
(I helped save b3ta! Anal_Volley_Net, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# "Given that one of the main driving forces
behind AIOTM (AIOTM!) and TWTTIN (TWTTIN!) - oh, and not forgetting TMWRNJ - is/was the unrequited sexual tension betwixt yourself and Emma Kennedy, will we ever see yourself get up to some dirty man-love with Andrew Collins (or failing that, perhaps Tiny Andrew Collings)? It would add even more appeal to the already fantastic Collings & Herrin podcast."

Herring's a downright geeeeeenius - this will be one of the landmark B3ta interviews. Top celebrity-wrangling, mighty Ginger Fuhrer! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 14 Jun 2010, 2:10, archived)
# How scared are you leaving a gig after you've dealt with a complete bellend of a heckler?
Obviously adrenaline, the raised position of the stage and microphone go a long way to empowering a comedian in to belittling a disruptive, drunken voice from the crowd. But when you come down after the show and have to leave, often in to the dark night via a stage door down a creepy alleyway... on a scale of 1 - 10 (10 being an uncontrollable slurry running down your inner jeans) how worried are you that the heckler really couldn't see the funny side (and wanted to prove that stabbing wasn't a laughing matter)?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Also:
You wrote "Talking Cock". Firstly, why the hell haven't more people read it? Secondly, if I had a talking cock, I'd want a knob gag - Do you have one?
(nordelius, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# 1. do you still hate patrick marber, or is that all water under the bridge now?
2. given that you now work with andrew collins, will 6music be forcing stewart lee to work with stuart maconie?
3. after seeing your edinburgh show in about 1994, i became mildly obsessed* with sally phillips for several years. i went off her in the end, though. sorry, that wasn't really a question

* not in an actual stalkery way, you understand. just that my spotty, teenage self thought she was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 10:19, archived)
# What's it like having a misleading clue named after you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# The businessman, in his suit and tie
is in some ways an authority figure and in charge of various bits-and-bobs. You don't want to grow up, so ... where does this leave you if a spanking is called for?
(MsZuzu, Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# why didn't I get my question together in time?
i should probably know the answer to this
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
Here I am in my lucky coat
Hoping that you'll write a joke
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# well oiled
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# More crude than the Gulf of Mexico
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# 1st
edit: bugger, when is it my turn to win the internets?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I can't see the picture you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Better?


/piss poor rain effect blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Mmmm ... soothing ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# needs more starwars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# SOMETHING SOMETHING FOOTBALL LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Threadjack!
This'll get 'em all agitated, I'm sure, eh.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# The Ham & High the other week
went with "POST BOXES TO LOW"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# You've got two hopes ... Bob Hope ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Bit late in the day for this kind of behaviour isn't it?
errrr... MORE LOLS THAN A SCOTTISH PUB WHEN ENGLAND FAIL TO MAKE THE SEMI FINALS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# come on bongobongoland!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha this one please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Bulimia FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Former Republic of
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Former SOVIET Republic of
don't forget the Soviets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# In former republic of bulimia
soviets forget you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# COME ON BONGO BONGOLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# here's some crap for the people not watching footie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# WE'RE WATCHING EVERY SCOTLAND MATCH...TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I wish my lawn was more emo
So it could cut itself.

Is that joke enough?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# *remembers English A Level*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assonance
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# *shoves English A Level up your assonance*
in a completely respectful way, of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ANYONE BUT BARBAROSSA FOR THE HEADLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *blinks*
www.b3ta.com/board/10087593
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO A STRIP CLUB LAST NIGHT AND ALL I GOT WAS WOKEN UP AT 1AM WHEN SHE CAME IN PISSED
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Your girlfriend likes strippers? Result.
Unless they were male strippers - that would be gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Apparently it was so low-rent
the girls' toilet doubled as the strippers' changing room

I heard all about it between 1 and 2am this morning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Fantastic. Did she bring some home, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I wish
I couldn't afford it anyway, apparently even in a place that skanky they can make about £700 a night
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# BOOORRIIIING
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I imagine girls toilets to always be thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# A girl's gotta make a living
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# ?
Surely if she liked female strippers that would be gay, and if she liked male strippers that would be all hetro of her.

Unless she's a he who's a she on weekends, in which case PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# She's the only girl in a very unreconstructed construction company
they went out for work drinks, she got dragged along to the strip club afterwards

then spent most of the night chatting with the strippers in the toilets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# to the deep seated envy of most of her colleagues no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# "chatting with the strippers in the toilets"
so that's what they call it these days?

don't mind me, rather large liquid lunch
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# From where I was sitting, I could see your belly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Come On Bongos Give Us a Goal
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Foxes provide final proof that gingers can't be trusted
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
*waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Stick a Vuvuzela up your vulva
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# HOOOOOONK


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# HAUOOOONK!
fucking honk..... I hate them things
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Stick a vu up your vuzela
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^ This I like
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Derailing your workday like a Glasgow to Oban train
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# football is shit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# THIS NEWSLETTER WAS MAULED BY A FOX
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Widnes
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Mandela misses World Cup opening but hopes to make the squad for the African Cup of Nations
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Certified virus-free by Goatse Security
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# topical
apply creamz
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Is one week long enough? Can we make taxi driver gags now?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# its old hat now
everyones heard about the Bird
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# A nasty growth on the vuvuzelas
(Normski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Better looking than BP, more environmentally frendly than Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# BARBAROSSA IS B3TARD OF THE YEAR. OFFICIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Foxy young twins show us their gashes.
Edit: I just sickened myself. If you do use this, please give the credit to Alan Smithee or somebody :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
^ This
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaha for fucks sake!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hahahah
you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ^ ^
( . O_o )
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hell yes.
With the emphasis on the Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# you bad, bad man
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
hull!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Riding on the back of an inflatable African.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Lower than a badger's badger
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Jailed for giving a methadone-soaked dummy to a baby? What would a baby want with Pete Doherty?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# WELL-DONE PROSTITUTE YUMMY
*may contain crossbow particles
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# SIGNIFICANTLY FUNNIER THAN JAMES CORDEN
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I said that
about my colonoscopy
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# "You know what you can do with that endoscope..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# "you can sell the footage to Channel 4"
it's got to be better than Big Brother
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Now now
Lots of people like James Corden so we can't say anything disparaging about him any more, under the new /board rules

www.b3ta.com/board/10085515
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hmm, paradoxical anti-whining whining
Lots of people enjoy whining. Those who don't ought to keep it to themselves.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# They'd probably only whine about being told to keep quiet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# 2 babes 1 cub
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Fabio hails 'slick' new England


Click for bigger (152 kb)

(inyouendo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I see they've put the pelican in midfield
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# It's a bold formation, but it could work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# but it's not his preferred position
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# He should be on the left wing
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Or the fly half.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahah you spastic! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# your mother's a spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I AM your mother!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# You're not my father!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I'll never join you, you evil dickwad!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Out of sheer curiosity I just visited
www.ilovehorses.co.uk

It's a domain parking site and no silly antics there. But there is a very curious search suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Custom Mouse Breeding!
Where do I sign?
*squeaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# custom mouse breeding?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# *squeaks*
It pops up now and again .... like the weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I always wondered how they got those crazy ones with the trackball on the top...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not seeing that one. This is what I see

Related Searches

* Dogs 101
* Breeding of Dogs
* Kidney Disease Dogs
* Shagging Animals
* Protection Dogs
* Cheap Dogs
* Animal Hospital Dogs
* Detection Dogs
* Horses and Horse
* Horses

ilovehorses.co.uk
Search Search
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Kidney disease dogs?
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# "sheer curiosity"?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I think the pelican is the ball
Makes sense, as Calamity is looking completely the wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Beckam's new role
(redflame, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Awww
And I see his wife is stood next to him with a new ginger spiky hairstyle too.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# pfffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# HE'S WEARING THE COSTUME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# WEAR THE SHOES VICTORIA! WEAR THE SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# SHE IS WEARING THE DRESS THE MAKE UP AND THE SHOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# bless

right I'm off..the world soccer bowl is about to start :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# SA v Mehico isn't it?
Gotta root for the hosts in this one. Especially since I've devoted significant time over the past few weeks to decimating Mehico's bandido population in RDR :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Oh shitting christ they're showing it at work
I might work from home this month
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# haha
were you listening to Look Away Now on Radio4 last night perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] jimmy hill ate my hummus
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# haha
but who's the fatty?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Gascoigne
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Gazza
I love Gazza

Click
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# de-ris
img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00440/gazzacarousel2_280x_440681a.jpg
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Your De-Ris is broken
broken fixed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Guessing Gazza?
Wasn't he always one for the hilaaaaarious comedy fake breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# they were fake?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# For the first half of his career yes
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Arf!
Even I get these.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# haha nice.
Egor, fetch me a brain.
Yesh mashter.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# shades of 1966.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha
top job
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 7:35, archived)
[challenge entry] we'll make an Englishmen of you yet
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# mon the zulu's!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Come on Scotland!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# already did
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Come on Tim!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Come on Tim!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I only told you to blow the bloody spears off!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I watched that video
man she can suck
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I found today
you can buy a replica kit that he wore in Escape to Victory!

*maxes credit card*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# OZZY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# screw the football, zombie time!
First picture from the TV series adaptation of The Walking Dead
comingsoon.net/nextraimages/zombie.jpg
FUCKING A!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Plastic Tories
(Major Bumcrack, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# what does the black text say?
nice shoppage btw
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's a critique on politics
woo though
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Dyslexia prevents me from seeing the black text
what does it say :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Something about one of them not being responsible enough to leave the playroom
in other words, one isn't good enough for politics.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# sez:
"The other isn't ready to leave the playroom"

Tried a few colours and black was the most readable.
(Major Bumcrack, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# a k ty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# ah, so you're one of those people who don't consider white to be a color? ;P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# White didn't work either!
I could've done something more clever to make it stand out but I couldn't be arsed.
(Major Bumcrack, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# RACIST !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I'm definitely not racist
I didn't even notice a difference between the colours black and white. They look the same to me...
(Major Bumcrack, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# reading must be an everyday challenge
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Yeah it is
Especially when you don't want to just judge a book by its cover.
(Major Bumcrack, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# so you saying all blacks look the same...
RACIST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I'm saying all blacks look like whites and all whites look like blacks
Are you saying they don't? That's so racist.
(Major Bumcrack, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I might be racist but at least I'm not blacl
RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Haha
Lauged loudly, my poor cat is looking at me like wtf dude, keep it down
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Was cat trying to sleep?

Have a sing-a-long.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Scary
Singalong Reservoir Dogs could be nice
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# that's the natural state of a cat, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# until you open the box
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Damn
I was stuck huffing at Queen's Park
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# It waits until it can once again feed
itfeeds.jpgclick image for fullsize image
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# NOON Vagabond...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I'm not a Vagabond :O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# You are now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I'll take that as a massive complement
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Now come here and bend over
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# again but I haven't recovered from last time
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Are you a Basildon Bond?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
Basildon Brooke
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)

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