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Roger Roger, Over and out

Over and out Hoorah For Roger Moore!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)

ouch! it burnses with punnage!

nice one Centurion!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)

Oh, for the love of Domo!

Don't let DtH catch you peddling puns of that quality around here...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:07, archived)

haha

marvellous

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:08, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)

Arf!

'Ning!

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)

pfft!

wooo!

Come the revolution there will be one everywhere! ...Oh wait!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)

heheh

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MrA, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)

Architect, with these puns you are really spoiling us!

Oooooof!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)

have this from last night then....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)

Arf!

Arf!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

He'll have to wait 28 days to get them back. Unless they've been shot 7 times or so.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

Nice

which reminds me

*gets more coffee*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:56, archived)

doof!

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:58, archived)

Why do you pun-ish us so

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:58, archived)

A Mighty Woo

The bright good morning voice... Who is heard, but never seen!
Feelin' all of 45.... Goin' on 15.

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David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:04, archived)

'tis a great song!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)

*sings Suffolk version of the song*

"I am the morning DJ from S.O.U.T.H.W.O.L.D...."

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:11, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

excellent

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:19, archived)

Yay

for songage!

The Flat Mirth Society was once a DJ in the weddings, funerals and such line

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David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:35, archived)

haha

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:10, archived)

Better to get these things out of your head eh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:39, archived)

One day I might watch that prog

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:41, archived)

Postman Pat?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:47, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)

Postman Pat is class

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)

pffffffft

nicely done

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:42, archived)

^ this

coz I rudely didn't pass on a woo

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:45, archived)

hahaha

excellent

and ning!

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:45, archived)

'ning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)

hehehe... Nice one.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)

Response so far has been a little strange

(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:49, archived)

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)

That is a scary picture

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:58, archived)

I see what you did there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:59, archived)

where? I didn't think anyone was around.

anyway, legally, it's consentual if they don't scream too much.

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:04, archived)

legally

schmegally

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)

What about...

Pimp my Train

(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)

you do that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)

sorry..

(fluff_tadpole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:35, archived)

Nooooooooooooo

you fucker!

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:35, archived)

haha!

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:37, archived)

That always happened to my hamsters as well

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:37, archived)

i always have an urge to do that to rodents

or pop their eyes with forks, that's good too

w/y

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:45, archived)

Hurah!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:32, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

cor! I could eat that now. *drools*

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:37, archived)

hahahaha!

woo!

(cue DTH trill pearoast!)

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:44, archived)

*winks*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:18, archived)

Lo David!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:27, archived)

When the grill has gone

... Oh Dear

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:45, archived)

Following on from the Overwhelming Successes of Wholenut wednesday and Thor's Day...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:29, archived)

Ding Dong!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:29, archived)

That was Leslie Phillips

(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)

I thought it was the doorbell

/goes to door
/is dissapointed

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:32, archived)

pffffft!

Okay then, Terry Thomas^* Wednesday.

* and other associated cads, bounders, rotters and general all-round scoundrels

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

Toot Toot

I say

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:48, archived)

Rather!

:¬}

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:01, archived)

What what?

Prah!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:14, archived)

Raaaather!

Ding Dong Ning all!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:30, archived)

'ning Doc

'ning Sid

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

Lo Bunster!

Almost middle of the week... all downhill from here... *yawns*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:35, archived)

It's always downhill for me at work

I'm on top of a very steep hill :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:38, archived)

Let me guess...

the wheels are a bit wobbly, and the brakes don't always work.

I know that feeling.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)

sorry if tis GC and sorry for the TJ but...

nothing to see here... move along... just happyperson being a little slow. thankyou

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Happyperson, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)

yes

GC. Thanks for the info.
That last one doesn't actually go anywhere though.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

Yeah, it was on here ages ago

and then some cunt ripped it off for the Sun.

but good effort nonetheless

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:35, archived)

what a coincidence, its leslie phillips thursday tomorrow!

Hurray! for Terry Thomas Wedensday!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)

Huzzah!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:34, archived)

haha...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:34, archived)

ha ha

plenty!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:49, archived)

Hahahahaha! Great!

Was the King Kong one yours too?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:39, archived)

yup, certainly was...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)

I love that.

I expect we'll see it tomorrow...?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:00, archived)

indeed we will!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:07, archived)

Yay!

*can't wait!*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:41, archived)

I say!

Ding dong!

Well, hellooooo!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

You're

an absolute Shower.

(Stop, look, listen - Pheeeel. ...most turnin', stormin' sound of soul, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)

New film..

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Signify, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:28, archived)

Pffftt

you see that, that's your favorite filme that is.

you ham toucher.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:30, archived)

yes, it's wordart

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

that's woo! that is.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:50, archived)

bindun?

(basalisk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:27, archived)

*thread jacks* as this doesn't deserve its own thread

does it not look like an Audi?

points for identifying the donor car models

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:29, archived)

you can buy one of them from our local second hand car dealer

front ends a ford anglia back ends a vauxhall vectra, takes a pint of oil a day, what goes in must come out. to you guvner, a monkey.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:32, archived)

it just shocked me

I even went out into the car park to check it against an audi

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

*points*

side is obvoiusly ford, probably a rally car,
and back is a ford
..XR6?
front wheels a bit ovalicous

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:59, archived)

I thought the front wheel was oval

but I just need to clean it up, it is the shadow and the flared wheel arch

edit you are right about the wheel

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:00, archived)

hurrah!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:10, archived)

fly my pretty

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

I can't help thinking that is a bad idea

noice shoppage though :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

Buffalo Wings

AICMFP

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:49, archived)

You'd certainly know all about it...

... if that thing shat on your car...

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)

Interview Salad Fingers

David who makes the loopy Salad Fingers and Burnt Face Man animations (among others) has consented to be interviewed by you lot.

This means we need questions to ask him. Add them to this thread and we'll pretend it's a nice photoshopped image, OK?

In the unlikely event you've not heard of his work, spend some time at www.fat-pie.com/ and come back when your brain has melted.

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chthonic, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:22, archived)

Mankind is in decline?

yes/no

(Dancing hormonics, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:24, archived)

If your next door neighbour turned out to be you

would you run away screaming?

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:24, archived)

When are you going to make a "Proper" Film??

Also, You meet Phil Collins, do you
A) Punch him
or
B) Shout at him for wrecking any possible chance of a Led Zeppelin reunion in the 80's and then punch him??

(C.J Hixon L.I.P, The drinking man's shipping forecast., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:06, archived)

I think John Bonham killed that

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Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:40, archived)

Bloody hell...you'd think that someone who has been here as long as you had would have read the FAQs by now :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:24, archived)

except it's in the FAQ that you can post text only threads

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:27, archived)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:34, archived)

pfffffft!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:36, archived)

ok then.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:37, archived)

daddy or chips.

did you have one of those bic 4 colour pens when you were at school and what is your favorite biro colour?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:24, archived)

what about the ones with about 20 colours?

they were the don.

And, clearly, shit.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:28, archived)

I`d one of them

it was about 20cm in diameter and had to be held with two hands... like your mother`s cock :)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:41, archived)

but they were great

for anal penetration

(rosstheboss, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)

they were great

can you still get them?

green.. always teh green

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:41, archived)

GRAPES

green or red?

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:25, archived)

Do spiders live alone

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:25, archived)

if you'd been part of the D-Day landings in Normandy

would you have disguised yourself as a pantomime horse to distract the enemy's attention?

What's your favourite animal that lives mainly in trees?

Have you ever considered changing your name to Laszlo G.P.K. Scrufford?

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:27, archived)

do you want some sweeties?

(basalisk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:28, archived)

what was the last thing you drew with a pencil on a piece of paper?

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:30, archived)

which leg would you rather have amputated?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)

is this the way to amarillo?

err ok if you want a *serious* question... Where do you get inspiration from?
Television/music/class A narcotics?

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)

oh and another...

Do you know where i put my car keys? I can't find them ANYWHERE.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

A giraffe will not make any vocal sound throughout it's entire life. Until, that is, it's final breath when it lets out a weak 'mmeeaahh' noise.

With this in mind, what colour is Sunday?

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

its orange

see this for details (i have it)

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:35, archived)

orange seems like a good answer

you seem like a mauve to me. Yeah, definitely mauve.

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:39, archived)

Wrong wrong wrong

Monday is orange, Tuesday is blue, Wednesday is yellow, Thursday is green, Friday is black, Saturday is white and Sunday is just golden.

(FatBeardy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)

what does he take

and where can we get some?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:38, archived)

has anyone contacted him to complain about Salad Fingers-induced nightmares?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:39, archived)

Does salad fingers

have any other food based body parts?

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:41, archived)

why does Salad Fingers like tasting his friends` heads?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:42, archived)

yeah

just because it smell like pork doens't mean it actually tastes like it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:45, archived)

Jeremy Fisher tastes of soot and poo

has Mr.Firth tasted poo and/or soot?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:47, archived)

no he doesn't

hubert cumberdale does

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:55, archived)

You've been making stuff for years

How much of your visual style evolved from your early work, or does that just embarrass you now?

(I've got a whole heap of stuff I did when I was 10 that's simply awful)

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chthonic, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:42, archived)

oh go on

that's cheating

(brazzin, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 1:40, archived)

what would you rather have

a monkey butler or a tail (any kind of tail. like a scorpions tail, or a dragons tail. imagine that! a dragons tail)?
a game gear or an atari lynx?
fez or topper?
swayze or hasslehoff?

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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:43, archived)

would you consider making a salad fingers ringtone and or cd / stuffed toy a-la crazy frog?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)

Can you beleive it's not butter?

(freddiestarfish, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:49, archived)

Is animation all you do?

Or does someone actually pay you to do normal things to?

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chthonic, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)

Did you just reply to your

own thread?

(Harry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)

pfft

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:52, archived)

How exactly did you

escape from the asylum?

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Vermin, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)

Dogs or Cats?

Or hamsters?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)

Or Meerkats?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:00, archived)

Yes, or meerkats.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:17, archived)

or chinchillas

in waistcoats, drinking tea.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)

If you were to take someone with REALLY high blood pressure

strapped them to a wheeled trolly, head facing the wall, then chopped of their head. How far would the pressure spurt push them?

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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:57, archived)

Is burnt face man semi-autobiographical?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:56, archived)

dammit

where is the 'I like this' button?

in fact, come to think of it, why not put this thread in the QOTW format? that would work and everyone could be happy

(brazzin, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 1:43, archived)

I'm scared.

What would you do to soothe me?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:58, archived)

Sausage rolls:

Better hot or cold?

Discuss.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)

Does your mum like your work, and if so does she boast about it to the neighbours? *ooooh, my son got 40 million hits just last week alone!*

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sosumi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

why is your saladfingers stuff

blocked by websense?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:17, archived)

Question:

With those old sweets, Vice Versas, did you prefer the white chocolate ones with brown shells, or the milk chocolate ones with white shells?

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:34, archived)

we're they called vice versas? i could never remember what they were called, but ended up calling them black and white minstrels for most of my childhood. I now realise why the woman in the sweetshop looked at me strangely...

(praxis_diveen, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)

I like this

* clicky *

(Mild Green Fairy, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 8:39, archived)

toilet roll - do you have the loose end facing into the room, or next to the wall? do you ever use someone else's toilet and flip the roll over to face the right way?

what do you tell people was the first album/single you bought? and what was the first one that you really bought?

which urban legend were you convinced for years really did happen to a friend-of-a-friend?

which soap opera do you think salad fingers should appear in?

who's the most famous person you've met? in retrospect, would it have been funnier to totally blank them?

have you ever caught an STD? any interesting diseases?

squirrels - cheeky chappies, or rats with tails?

marmite - food of the gods?

what's the crappest present you've ever bought someone?

what advice would you have given hitler?

what was the best episode of Mr Benn?

more...

how many of the ten commandments have you broken?

did you know that "a glass friend" is an anagram of salad fingers? (and "nasal fridges")

how many other people do you know called david?

do you know any interesting facts about otters?

what's your party trick?

where in the world would you most like to go?

if you bought a young relative an unwanted pet for christmas, how would you kill it?

if god kills a kitten every time you masturbate, does he masturbate every time you kill a kitten? you know, to keep the books straight...

what's the new goatse/tubgirl?

give us the recipe for a new cocktail?

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robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)

don't know about everyone else..... but

/me votes robtoo takes over parkinson's place on the beeb

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

*have you turned down any work for any moral (or other interesting) reason? what sort of work (if any) do you get offered becuase of your site?
*what is the best thing that you've started working on but given up because you can't be bothered to finish it?
*if you could design something for the innovations catalogue, what would it be?
*do a search for jpgs on your computer. What is the 16th one to come up of?
*which is best: CGI animation or stop motion?
*what is your favourite punchline? (do not tell us the joke)
*if you could buy anyone any present for christmas, who would you buy for and what would it be?
*what's going to be big in 2013?
*Someone on the hatemail section of your site accuses you of poisoning young minds... what is the worst way you can imagine someone acting having been influenced by your animations - be as imaginative and graphic as you like.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

Question

What do you think about in order to stave off an impending climax?

Your naked mother, or concentration camp victims?

(The Duke of Pontefract, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)

mmmm naked mother.....

*spurtle*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)

if you had the chance for a free comic subscription

which would it be:

The Beano
or
The Dandy.

(Man in Japan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)

Why is salad fingers fascinated by spoons?

My headmaster collects spoons (apparently) - is salad fingers based on a jug eared prick headmaster from Leicestershire? If not, can he be a character?

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)

Hmmm...

Which of your own creations do you enjoy the most? Does the Jerry Jackson stuff make you laugh more than your standard output?

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Dr.A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:39, archived)

If you had to have sex with one of your creations, which one would it be and why?

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)

I've had lots of people claim

that your stuff is increasingly "weird for the sake of being weird", that sometimes it's a little bit too contrived. Do you purposefully aspire to make your creations (such as the sock ones, and salad fingers of course; particularly the last couple) as disturbing and weird as you possibly can, or is this merely a natural progression with the way you do things?

Like, is it a goal of yours to freak people out as best you can?

(alky, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

who the fuck are you

and why are you being interviewed?

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)

Did you catch butterflies as a child?

What is your favourite Television channel?

What colour is 'salt and vinegar'?

Have you ever cried because someone called you weird?

Did you get mentioned in your year book as a 'most likely to...' ? If yes, what? - if nopeynopies, then what are you 'most likely to' do for dinner tonight?

What is your favourite colour?

How many people have you said "I love you" to, and how many times have you been wrong?

Do you enjoy arguments?

Do mistakes make you stronger?

If a current snack product could cure cancer, which one would it be?

Which is better, Dandelion&Burdock, Root Beer or Dr Pepper?

I guess you should ask whichever of those you think you would most like to know the answers to. I want to know them all.

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

Have you ever killed a man?

If Bono offered you a small African country to make a video for his next song, would you accept?
Have you ever stuck anything up your bum?

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

oh oh questions !!

Have you ever considered using a monkey for something other than its intended use ?

(

Munky Boy today I am back., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

My friend, inebriated,

actually had cause to wash his underpants after watching milkman. How would you recommend he clean them?

(

cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:33, archived)

Given the choice,
what you dream about?

(

cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:43, archived)

how long ago did you start playing about with graphics and so so forth on computers, and what inspired you to do so?

cake or death?

go out with a bang or a whimper?

having waited for a long time at a bus stop, whats the most you'e ever seen arrive at once?

salt and vinegar or cheese and onion?

beer or cider?

(

mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:44, archived)

Music

What music does the devil listen to?

(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:50, archived)

APHEX TWIN

(

darth munki is flipping livid, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)

In PTIKOBJ ...

... where did you come up with the idea of the cat not liking being used as a machine gun? It has been tradition in my family to use cats as tommy-guns for many centuries now.

(Shambletine I likes to brushs my teefs, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)

on the subject of burnt face man

did you consider any other names for your jellybacked hero?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)

do you believe in life after love?

(

the nugga says please and thank you, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:21, archived)

Would you like to play an electronic game of chance?

(Psythor, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:22, archived)

Who would win in a fight;

my dad or your dad?

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:35, archived)

Who would win in a fight between,

100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?

(Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)

What is the closest you have ever gotten to dying?

(riedacher_bertram, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:51, archived)

Devvo

What happened to Devvo? This guy needs a TV series

(Gomi No Sensei, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:54, archived)

Do you base any of your characters on real life people?

Or are they simply the product of a corrupt imagination?

(

TN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:02, archived)

HAPPIEST dream ever? (just so I know you have them)

also, monkeys or cats?
favourite ice cream?
best death?

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)

hmm

Is it wrong to use a disabled toilet and leave the seat up?

(spastic_lequeer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)

seriously,

how disturbed WAS your childhood?

Did you have any parents/siblings/pets that mysteriously disappeared...?

bedsheets: black rubber or egyptian cotton?

do you sleep in a bed at all?

who?
where?
when?
what?
which?
wherefore?
why?
bye.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:26, archived)

You are in a small white room

In the far corner there is a white door which is locked from the outside, to your left is a picture of eric clapton.

You have nothing on you but a slice of salami and a map to france.

You must get out before the chlorine gas builds up; What do you do?

(

Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:29, archived)

i would like to know his favorite brand of tea.

so i can get me some of that and go a bit menal, as one does when having had a little too much tea.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:30, archived)

go a bit 'menal'?

sounds like you need to get that 't' sharpish.

(spastic_lequeer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:39, archived)

maybe she means menial

because I have some tidying she could do. And I refuse to use that upright hoover.

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)

Questions:

* You have have a large rubber stamp and a big red ink pad with which to deface everything in sight. What does the stamp say?

* You wake up and find that due to unforseen circumstances you have somehow become Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. Whose gaff do you go and fuck up first?

* Which item of cutlery would you liked to have been the inventor of and what would you have named it instead?

* Aren't ants fascinating? (Yes/No)

* What is the geekiest joke you ever heard?

*Is it geekier than this poor maths joke about eigenfunctions?
Q: What do you call a young eigensheep?
A: A lamb, duh!

(

Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:36, archived)

question

can i stroke your rusty tea kettle?

shouldnt salad fingers be called cucumber fingers?

favourite cheese?

would you rather be blind or deaf?

do you lay awake at night hating yourself?

(antifilth, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:37, archived)

Are you aware of the existence of a TV Show called 'Top Mates'?

My cousins insist we all used to watch it when we were younger, and it had Alf from Home and Away in. I have no recollection of this programme.

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:39, archived)

What normal-ish things make you laugh for no reason

Can I have a hug?

Have you ever pained a part of your body

What do you wish your parents called you

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:56, archived)

just the one question : -

Given the choice, what you dream about?

(

[DTMX] Fishing hook, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:58, archived)

Was your mother jewish?

(inablender, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:06, archived)

Organs in mains? What does that mean?

Where do babies come from?
Kittens or lemurs?
Lemurs or ocelots?
Ocelots or penguins?
Penguins or Wagon Wheels?

(

Malchick, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:16, archived)

If you could have tea with ONE kind of monkey, what would it be?

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:17, archived)

you've spawned a generation of "newgrounders" who try and rely on unsettling images to promote shit animations they've made

...you ever feel guilty?

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:20, archived)

Don't you ever scare yourself a bit with the Salad Fingers animations?

What is the meaning of life?

13?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:21, archived)

1. What's the most purple thing you've ever eaten?

2. Something really evil's trying to take over the world. Which three fictional characters (from any combination of book, film, game, TV prog, whatever) do you summon to fight the good fight alongside you?
3. What's the funniest way to commit suicide?

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

Who would you like to meet...

Out of anyone who has been, is or will be?

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:28, archived)

what do your parents think of what you do?

Which companies have contacted you regarding your work and what did they want?
You're a student aren't you? What's it like being vaugely famous whilst on campus?
What do internet users want for entertainment?
Do you write to order or wait for inspiration?
Ever been ripped off?

(

rob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:39, archived)

Jerry Jackson

Is pure genius. I'm guessing a lot of the inspiration comes from fan tributes on places like newgrounds.com (especially "my saland findles trimputes"). Is there anything else you/Jerry draw upon when making cartoons?

And have Disney been in touch yet?

(gutbeat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:42, archived)

Is Devvo real?

And can you update him more often?

(titwankfuckdick, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:46, archived)

Do you b3ta?

if you do, F5 or Bed?

(

Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:55, archived)

questions

Who would you rather have as Prime Minister on Tuesdays? a giant cave otter or a reptillian cyber octopuss?

And have you ever woke up dead?

theres a teacher in school that reminds me of salad fingers - mannerisms and speech. He stopped me in the corridor and asked me weather i liked oranges for no reason.

(The Lord of the Manor, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 16:59, archived)

Burnt Face Man:

Do you or anyone you know have a burnt face?

(Radio Free iPods "Fickt nicht mit dem Raketenmensch!", Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:00, archived)

Oh Oh Oh OHHH Mr. Firth, I'm a huge fan, been loving your work for years!

Mr. Firth, if you had one wish.. what would it be? AND DON'T WISH FOR MORE WISHES THAT'S CHEATING YOU LITTLE WANKER.
i'd personally wish for the ability to manipulate time

(

Koogas, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:02, archived)

What advice

would you give to someone who wants to do animation like you do?

I love your stuff! And, my imitation of "Salad Fingers" to the girlfriend gets a right freaked-out response.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:04, archived)

......

which of your characters are you most like?

(General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:06, archived)

Do you / would you collaborate with others on a cartoon?

Also: have you ever heard old musique concrete stuff from the Fifties (eg. Pierre Henry, Luc Ferrari, Iannis Xenakis...)? I reckon some of it would be right at home in one of your creations.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:21, archived)

We all know finger puppets

Taste of soot and poo.

What do you taste like?

(Slyph, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:33, archived)

Socks for echidnas, not in decline, but evolution is a driving force for panda cars - not that

- not that I don't agree with you, monsiueuruer, - the time is ripe, and this is how we do the banana dance, for safety, and that is why; I DO NOT CONFORM TO YOUR CHEESE-RELATED DISORDERS, I AM OF MY OWN LEVEL OF NEWT; (little does he realise the significant figures) 0.4 in Paris?

(1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:35, archived)

Would you like to come to my christmas party?

I'm making cake, and everything.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:36, archived)

Heres a question for him.

"Why don't you ever return my calls?"

(Charlie-M, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:37, archived)

did you ever think that

devvo might knife you, or something?

(slothman, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:43, archived)

lincon ppark

pleez ask j. jackson wot his mum cookd 4 dinna 4 limkin park coz they r my fav. albums and the drums play0r is cumming round for dinner and all weve got is sum billy bear ham. thxz

peas out1

(

Calqhoon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:50, archived)

I've got this rash on the back of my right thigh

could you tell me what it is & how to fix it?

(

Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 16 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

Can

I have some compensation for the mental trauma your cartoons have caused me? Also, Was the valentines 'special' dedicated to any one inparticular? if so, are the police still investigating her dissappearance?

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:30, archived)

why?

(

xHellfire was here on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:52, archived)

what did salad fingers see in the toilet?

was it more or less sinister than his own reflection?

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 18:58, archived)

do you enjoy

Watching complete idiots arguing that jerry jackson is "shit" and "will never be a famous animator" on places like newgrounds and deviantart?

Will you ever admit to said idiots that Jerry jackson is indeed you?

Why has burnt face man gone downhill since number 2? I demand more sega game gears and more of man-spider throwing rocks at people/

(mrcheese989, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:35, archived)

Now that I have your attention, my question is this:
Should a company aproach you wishing to license your twisted creations for commercial purposes, would you sell out to them?
Ta
-Jake.

(

Laughing Boy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:39, archived)

Fish or chips?

Salad man is so weird and scary it makes my scalp tingle. Why is this?

(nattyplatypus Is flippin eck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

Questions:

Are there any animals you adore... other than penguins, llamas and pandas?

What keeps you motivated when making these and to make more?

And w00t on all your hard work, have a lurve biscuit... a biscuit of lurve. It's also quite soggy.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

If anyone bothers to read down this far...

What kind of cheese is most dream-inducing if eaten before bedtime?

(

Strawberry Dragon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

nob ch

oh sod it

(

cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 7:12, archived)

Do you think

any of your characters will be commissioned for a series of shorts on Nickelodeon? And, if so, which ones?

(

splorp ®, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

how did we get here

a)aliens
b)the spawn of giant purple dildos that by a cruel twist of fate and evolution ended up looking like we do

(you lose the game, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

Question

ptikobj is my favourite and I don't know why.
Could you please tell me?

(Sathington Willoughby, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

Why do birds suddenly appear,

just because you are near?

Are you covered in budgie seed or something YOU FUCKING FREAK?!!!

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:17, archived)

how did you get the idea for saladfingers

or might you have a problem with the narcotics officers for answering taht?

why havent you joined b3ta?

(

Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:24, archived)

Where did you get the inspiration for burnt face man?

Not just the style of the cartoon, but the character himself.

On the same lines, where did the idea of salad fingers come from? Wacky dreams? Acid? Wacky dreams after taking large amounts of acid?

Oh, and did he die in the most recent episode? Were there actually two of him? Will we ever see salad fingers again??

(once_upon_a_time, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:25, archived)

A curious smell

Have you ever actually tried cooking bacon in piss or sniffed a dead breast? and if you have, do they smell bad??

(essbeenz there done that, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:26, archived)

what

do your parents think?

(leoZ, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:29, archived)

Do you like string?

what one
book
movie
record would you take with you

(annfyban, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:53, archived)

Are your animations

based on past experiences?

(toasty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:55, archived)

What were you for halloween last.. or as a kid?

(Kamie, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:56, archived)

your shit is mostly so dark and twisted?

is it drugs, or do you just like indulging that side of your brain?

(

J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:04, archived)

Hai, can I leik collab wiv joo?

lol, I'm a big collab whore me ^^;
On a less silly note, Have you ever thought about pitching Burnt Face Man to Keentoons?
There's some funny shit on there :P

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:41, archived)

...

Ever lost your eyebrows in a way that can be told as an amusing story?

(Pigmash, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 22:52, archived)

Say..

You're attacked by a cthulhu...
Do you try and run or do you attack it with a stick?

(

Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 23:01, archived)

Are you gay?

I bet you are

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:39, archived)

Is Devvo real?

I mean, really real? nobody can be that inbred can they?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:42, archived)

Devvo is played by his mate :)

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)

Have you ever had any contact with Aphex twin?

If so, has he seen any of your cartoons? Does he like them?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)

Give your mum a wank or give a blowjob to your dad?

What's it to be?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)

Do you think sign language can rhyme?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)

Do you like horses?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:48, archived)

Do you think a rapist is capable of love?

Do they love too much?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)

Has anybody told you that you have beautiful eyes?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)

What does the milkman's wife's milk taste like?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)

What's the most interesting/bizarre thing you've woken up with after a night of drinking?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:52, archived)

Do you think George Lucas has gone too far?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)

Jaffa cake: Cake or biscuit?

I personally think it's a cake

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)

You're off to the moon

What three things would you take with you?

(

Brown cow, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)

Are you any relation to stutsut79?

(brazzin, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 1:44, archived)

You live in England.

It's really cold there. Have you ever been to Hull and if so, do you think it's shit?
If you've never been, is that because you think it's shit?

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 4:06, archived)

i've been to Hull on a training course

and it is the worst place i have ever been. I have been to a lot of places.

(

Terry Nutkins, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)

... He actually lives there!

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)

I have one!

Would you sit on the face of an old man with if he gave you money? And would you like it?

(Leroj, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 7:39, archived)

WHERE IS THE CAPS LOCK KEY ON THIS KEYBOARD?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

If you were floating in a boat made from toast

in a sea of marmite,
Would you shoot your parents or yourself? or what would you do?

(

Terry Nutkins, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 12:05, archived)

I want Fat Pie episode 4, gag-damnit!

(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 15:41, archived)

What state of mind are you in when you come up with your best ideas?

Does marmite affect it? (marmite is a condom friendly lube folks)

(

Spaniels Ears, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

Man-Spider

Genitalia: Yea or Nay?

(I Am The Chewy Cockroach, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)

you also make music

can i remix one of your songs???

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 2:29, archived)

being scared

Are you not scared of your animations? If not, why not? Because I fucking am.

(HectorProtector, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

What does the future hold for us in regards to tea trays?

(Shadowman, Fri 18 Nov 2005, 14:32, archived)

Do your friends think you're creepy

or is the whole salad fingers bit just you channeling a deep little bit of your brainmeats that no one outside of everyone on the internet gets to see?

(

WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sat 19 Nov 2005, 2:53, archived)

The question we're all asking

When is the next Salad Fingers coming out?

And a few others...

Will you be at Slack Video next month?

What do you taste of?

What is the Matrix?

No, seriously, what was that film about?

What is the meaning of life?

Is there a God?

Will you marry me?

(Icefox2k, Sun 20 Nov 2005, 13:37, archived)

Question

What is your favouritist flesh eating desiese?

(iamatree, Sun 20 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)

if you are reading this post

you have spent too long here. please move along

(

Cashy, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)

Does the fact you wish to be known as pastry pete indicate a fondness for pies?

Or do you infact despise pie-kind and all they stand for morally?

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 15:54, archived)

Grudge Match

Weebl or Salad Fingers in a fair fight?

(nancyboy Oooh that tickles, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 19:08, archived)

Puppets

Is Salad gay? Only he does seem to like sticking his fingers up his male friends...

(nancyboy Oooh that tickles, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)

The music or the madness ???

which came first the sounds or the images?

(dayglowrail, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

is it me or is the whole internet really quiet today?

*prepares to launch skynet*

(

new_matt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:16, archived)

The bit I'm on is as noisy as fuck

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:17, archived)

Close the window then

*stabbing self in eyes*

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)

*helps*

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)

I can manage

Thank you

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)

Shhh!

*Presses snooze button on internet*
;¬)

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)

yes, very quiet, everyone is preparing a bumper bazoo lunch for dave the facts later....

/runs

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:21, archived)

*passes tampon*

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:23, archived)

G'Ning TGA, Bunster!

(Like the username, TGA ;) )

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:29, archived)

Thanks Doc! and a hearty Ning to you

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)

(

new_matt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:23, archived)

haha well said

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:29, archived)

arf!

(

Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:34, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:35, archived)

my hamster is hard. he was in 'nam.

click for widescreen cinemascope

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:15, archived)

Chippenham?

Tres woo piccy :)

Edit: Why is your widescreen cinemascope picture goodness the same size as your "I want a fp for this" sized piccy :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:15, archived)

is it?

no, i don't think it is.

are you standing at an angle to your screen?

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:26, archived)

It's now biggerer on the width axis

And more tres woo than it is in "possible fp" size :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:36, archived)

my hamster was hard

when he was in a man..

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:17, archived)

Hahaha

Get underground! The choppers are coming

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:25, archived)

More absurd proportions from the Special Files......

....arty but probably NSFW.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:08, archived)

'ning Jack

One word...NORKS

Edit: some more words...Those are some powerful thighs dem dere gurlies 'ave

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:09, archived)

Better than coffee.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)

I don't deny it :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:13, archived)

tres supremo sir!

a talented chap to see first thing in the morning - bodes well for the day ahead!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)

'ning Doctor

Nice brew :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:11, archived)

arf! yes thanks - sorry i disappeared!

got a pot of nice coffee brewing at teh mo, fancy a cup?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:13, archived)

Tea in the morning...Coffee in the afternoon

If I have coffee in the morning I get a headache...strange but true

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:14, archived)

Caffeine dehydrates you.

That's what causes the headache.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:17, archived)

Fair enough...why doesn't alcohol do the same thing then?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)

I does in the right quantities....

....but you get too pissed to notice.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:25, archived)

i thought caffeine

was a diuretic?

[edit]A diuretic is any drug that elevates the rate of bodily urine excretion (diuresis). Diuretics also decrease the extracellular fluid (ECF) volume, and are primarily used to produce a negative extracellular fluid balance. Some common diuretics are caffeine, cranberry juice and alcohol.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:22, archived)

oh, if you have any going spare

i'll have a cup.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)

i have 10 cups available, and ive already had 2

one coffee coming right up

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)

lully

cream and sugar?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:22, archived)

Bloody hell..

The special files!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:12, archived)

Yar yarrrrrr!

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:12, archived)

i will WOO it before i've even seen them as i know they will be fantastic.

WOO!

[edit]now i have viewed them i can safely say they robert crumb would approve of the sturdyness of you ladies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:13, archived)

They tres woo

But I'll just say it's a good job we're all being made redundant here.

That said I'd be looking at them anyway!

(

Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)

ga-ZONK

I think I have a girl for you. It's an anorexic cat with implants. She's really nice too.

:P

(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:16, archived)

i keep thinking that in reality JJ should be drawding his cat ladies with 6 breast

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)

"Six breasts! Imagine making love to a woman with six breasts!"

"Imagine making love to a woman."

/Red Dwarf
/awake

(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:21, archived)

The New Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

I'd tell you more, but clicking on their pics just gives me a big page of random symbols...

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)

*steals talent*

nice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:26, archived)

that cat

has boobies

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:28, archived)

jesus, jack.

you've come a loooong way.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:28, archived)

No I haven't......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)

he may be referring to the willingness to show norks in your drawings ;)

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:39, archived)

cor blimey! *rubs thighs*

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:40, archived)

apropos of nothing very much

must've bindun.

ps - if this is not quite sfw enough, let me know and i'll link it instead.

(steveeeee, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:00, archived)

P45's

all round then...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:03, archived)

SFW?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:03, archived)

surely it is

you can't see anything

(steveeeee, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:06, archived)

Maybe. You can

obviously tell what's going on though.

Doesn;t really bother me as my boss can't see my computer as he is in Windsor and I am in London :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:08, archived)

I for one

would not be in the least bit interested in watching two mannequins in flagrante

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:04, archived)

or any other of the Baltic islands...

'Ning all!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:07, archived)

Svalbard?

or have you had your tea?

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:08, archived)

Hamish!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:08, archived)

Mmmm Something Similar

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:08, archived)

FUCKING LOW POLY?

/autoquestion

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:00, archived)

It's early in the morning.

We're all a little tired. So have some fluff.

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:23, archived)

looks nervous.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:25, archived)

but

(s)he is so fluffy!

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:26, archived)

true, very cute

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:28, archived)

Of course

they're all on the dole you know

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:28, archived)

Hahhaha

Yeah, then when they get cut off they have to make money somehow to support their crack addiction so they turn to Richard Gere.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I now have tea and banana all over the place

(Willboy:, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:37, archived)

When will those PG Tips chimps learn

I ask you

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:40, archived)

the hamsters?

I'll have you know this little hamster is a very hard working sweatshop-hamster.

That's how I got my last pair of trainers.

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:31, archived)

Rubbish - It's got benefits cheat written all over it

In pen

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:33, archived)

nervous

I would be nevous with a little finger in me ass....

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:31, archived)

Bless

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:39, archived)

hehe

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:42, archived)

Damn my pissing mind to hell!

I had to complicate it didn't I.......

V

(

thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:47, archived)

Put it down

Mr Gere...

(

uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)

quick & dirty,

but needed doing..................

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:46, archived)

Excellent spongage

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:49, archived)

i spent ages staring at the original waiting for that to happen

then i realised it was a jpeg

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:13, archived)

Aah.

Been waiting for that all night...

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:17, archived)

hold on.

ok, I'll fix it then.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:53, archived)

maybe it's obvious,

but why?

(thisismyclone, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:05, archived)

Fuck the fluff

Woo really!

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:14, archived)

That damned dog!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:50, archived)

Woo!

Top notch stuff! Right I'm off for another day of exams.

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:57, archived)

What are you taking?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:59, archived)

LSD, Crack.

Nah they're mock exams, so everything really. English and Physics today. Toodlepip!

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:02, archived)

small boys

. . . its a difficult exam . . . goatse sems to be the theme

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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:23, archived)

Hahahaha!

Excellent.

*goes to work*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:57, archived)

haha!

woo!

(

Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:58, archived)

Haha

and good 'ning

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:00, archived)

Ning!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:01, archived)

Woo!

Ning!

TJ: Anyone know of any good free stuff to do in London? I have the day off work

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tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:05, archived)

I don't know about London but if it's the same as in Canada,

you can always throw rocks at old people.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:07, archived)

ooh, a fellow Canuck, eh?

*does secret Canadian handshake*

(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:13, archived)

Geeze,

You're even in Vancouver right? Same.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:14, archived)

negatory,

I'm in Nanaimo.

*sigh*

(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:16, archived)

Ah well,

Well at least in BC. Did you see what Winterpeg got today?

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:17, archived)

something

like 32 feet of snow. ish.

(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:20, archived)

Pretty much.

yup

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:25, archived)

There's an ice rink at the Natural History Museum

Probably pish though, or covered in dinosaurs

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:09, archived)

I wanted to go to that,

but it's £10 and I'm broke.

It'd be worth it if it WERE covered in dinosaurs

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tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:13, archived)

Go to work then

You plainly need the cash

(JonnieB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:13, archived)

My office is being rewired,

so I don't have the choice.

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tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:19, archived)

Free and nearly free stuff to do:

www.londonfreelist.com/home.asp

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CaroWallis, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:13, archived)

See?

They're throwing large string instruments at old people.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:15, archived)

You could go see my boyfriend.

He's the Med. Sec. for Oncology at St. Thomas'.
www.londonfreelist.com/details.asp?id=16458

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CaroWallis, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:20, archived)

Is he playing?

Or just lurking in the hospital?

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tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:21, archived)

Haha - no, he's lurking in his office.

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CaroWallis, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:23, archived)

Hehehe

I'm sure it would be worth going - I do like that sort of thing. But the commute would be rather prohibitive for me ... being in Vancouver and all.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:23, archived)

You could meet him half way, in the air.

He's flying to Chicago on Thursday afternoon.

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CaroWallis, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:36, archived)

I'll dust off my jetpack if he promises to open the door

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:43, archived)

Ace!

I could join a bamboo pipe group for free!
*bookmarks for perusal after I get back from the doctors*

Ta

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tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:18, archived)

London

tate modern - free
stroll along the south bank of the Thames and then cross to Westminster Abbey. Should take a few hours.

Plenty of pubs on the way aswell.

(Flappers, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:58, archived)

damn dog indeed

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:19, archived)

Hahahaha

This is top!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:24, archived)

haha

ace

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:25, archived)

Ha ha

tip top

Best series of new posts EVER!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:09, archived)

i done drawed this at work.

its on a coffee filter.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 6:54, archived)

verey nice indeed!

Did soemone say filter?

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:03, archived)

you loon

goodnight everyone

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:23, archived)

(

butchbint, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:24, archived)

we have clearance, clarance.

whats our vector, victor.
pffft

(

Ska King Cody, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:59, archived)

Have you ever seen

a grown man naked Billy?

(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:12, archived)

hahaha

'ning!

(

tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:06, archived)

'ning! :)

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 9:06, archived)

Hehehe

that's lovely.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:19, archived)

slow

brd

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 6:33, archived)

observant

pst

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 6:33, archived)

witty

rply

(kaibosh, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 6:35, archived)

have this repost then

(

frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 6:42, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:04, archived)

hahahah

beauty

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 7:08, archived)

hahahah

how very silly

(

tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:07, archived)

Color this shit

(Hairy Midget, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:13, archived)

i;m too busy

with an assignment i've been doing for 2 hours.

I am now seeing fuzzyness

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:15, archived)

i can't stand how good you draw.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:17, archived)

^ and this ^

(

Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:22, archived)

well

(

abandonnship, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 5:06, archived)

As you command...

Lesson: Never settle for less when it comes to your rhinoplasty

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:32, archived)

shittinhell thats awesome

(

northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 16 Nov 2005, 5:33, archived)

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Shiksa, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:32, archived)

color it shit?

ok.

done!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:59, archived)

*Snicker*

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 5:12, archived)

...and cue the standard response:

"what are we, your photoshopping-colorisation-of-violent-unicyclists-whores?"

:) Woo! :)

(

kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 5:26, archived)

*colours shit*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:11, archived)

try and figure out this puzzle...

while i sleep.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:12, archived)

An angel/fairy goes windsurfing above Matrix City

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:13, archived)

simpler than that.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:14, archived)

Leaf above huge blades of grass

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:33, archived)

good, it'll give me something to do

while I fail to sleep due to anger at the phone company and Mother Nature having a massive attack of wind that's been going on all night.

(

Shiksa, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:15, archived)

fuckin nice.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:15, archived)

id unno

tell me tell me tell me!

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:26, archived)

nothing.

the puzzle has no meaning.
should tell you that before i sleep.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:27, archived)

bah-stard!

(

Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:35, archived)

Ah, abstract art

Get outta jail free card for art class

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:37, archived)

Dananananananana na nana!

(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:11, archived)

*titters*

Tee hee!

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:12, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

this wins.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:12, archived)

and while im at it...

I made this many moons ago, before my days of b3ta

(the magnificent octopus - has a piston fetish, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:16, archived)

hahahahaha.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:20, archived)

Propagantastic!

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 4:39, archived)

Fantasmic!

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abandonnship, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 5:16, archived)

Woo!

Cracking!

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:01, archived)

That is now

stuck on my cube wall next to Midge's "cat ate my ipod".

Huzzah!

(

Ratsta, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 5:24, archived)

Haha!

Communists are funny!

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 8:00, archived)

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