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You know what I'd like to see
Steven Hawking (Soon, because he is on his last wheels at the moment) doing a slightly altered cover version of that Pussycat Dolls song.

DONTHCA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A GEEK LIKE ME ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
He is.
And I love him for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
Do you think he programs that speak n spell
to shout "HERE COMES THE DADDY" when he comes ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
I was talking about my boyfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Your boyfriend is Stephen Hawking?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
*sigh*
Yeah, sure why not. It was me that beat him up that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
You beat up Foldsfive?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
*sigh*
Yeah. I have a bad temper and a short fuse, remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
You've got a fuse? You're a robot?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
BZZZZZT
KILL THE HUMANS
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
+ FEMALE

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
the humans are dead
we used poisonous gasses
and we poisoned their asses
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
So was Goatworrier.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
or...

(likeajackhammer, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
A RAVISHING YOUNG BUCK was on the phone earlier claiming you'd recently spoke.
I trust you'll be watching ENGLAND tonight from the third world, there?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
He is.
Mine often lectures me about quantum physics and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Do you often have to answer with things like
"That's nice gorgeous, I only asked you why the bathroom light wasn't working"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Ok, that sounds really bad
I didn't mean it in a bad way
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
He knows when he's lost me because I go and get a bagel and start playing with the lizard.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Leopard Geckos are cool
As are bagels
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
*euphemismometer explodes*

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
As self depricating as I can be
I'm not about to call my ladychamber a lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
Ha, likewise.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
He sounds like my grandad,
the most light hearted of conversations can turn into these deep explanations and theories about other dimensions and time, etc.

I think it's quite interesting really.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
I do, I really do
but once you hit the half an hour mark you've really got to still have me on board otherwise I start thinking about other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Yes, a half hour takes the biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
I'm just not as clever as he stubbornly keeps believing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
you mean 'the wife'?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
He's just jealous because grumpy pansies get very little play.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
I don't care, I got a new telly =D
Thanks to everyone who recomended Richer Sounds, there is one right next to my flat, and I got this for quite a bit cheaper, even with a 5 year warrenty.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
wait, you paid for an extended warranty?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
Yeah', LCDs don't tend to last 5 years, or just about before then.
I know that if anything is going to go wrong, it's going to be in the first year, but I still went for it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
I'd rather get an extended warranty,
Especially if it's something that fancy.

It's always better if you can wangle it out of them for free though. Hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
I've had mine for over five years
There's fuck all wrong with it neither has there ever been.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
Depending on the item, it can be worth it

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
it's never worth it

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
I honestly don't agree with you
I've had my bacon saved by warranties before, and I've kicked myself for not buying them. Like all forms of insurance it is a gamble and it is up to you if you take it.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
If I remember right, Richer Sounds warranties were generally not as much of a rip off as most of the high street chains
this is going back a few years though so they could've changed
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
they are OK
but I've never bothered. Mainly because I only tend to by Hi-Fi stuff from them and unless you're buying rubbish, it doesn't break. Plus, turns out their warranties specifically preclude claims for "having a a large vodka poured into your power amp while you are DJing to 'see what would happen'" and "feeding several sausages to the bass ports on Mission speakers 'to see what would happen'" , which are the only expensive equipment failures I've had.

if you want a 5 year warranty, follow these simple steps.
1)go to Richer sounds and find the telly you want
2)get them to write down the price
3)go to John Lewis and show them the bit of paper, they will price-match and all tellies bought in John Lewis automatically have a free 5-year warranty.

Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)
Due to the cyclical nature of time
Hawking is ever lasting. He is the universal constant.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
You remind me of the babe

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
What babe?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
The babe with the power

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
What power?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
The power of voodoo

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Who do?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
You do

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Do what?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
Remind me of the babe

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
I saw my baby....
cryin' as hard as babe could do... what could I do?
Something something something, feelin' bluuueeee.

What kind of magic spell to use,
Slugs and snails, and puppy do tales.
Thunder or lightening, then, baby said.

Dance magic dance, magic dance, magic dance.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
Wormulus updated his flounce
www.b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
I've decided that you are the new Wormulus, btw

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
What do you mean by that?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
You don't have to behave like him
you just have to reach his dizzying heights of popularity
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Blimey
even I could manage that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
RECOGNITION AT LAST!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
yours is my fave

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
I prefer yours
Paperclip salesman :D
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Wooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
i look forward to see this link again when it's next updated

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Oh, bless him.
If he's not on b3ta I wonder how he's going to butter girls up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
Scarves indoors
it makes the ladies week at the knees.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)
He could at least put some wire in it so it seems to fly out behind him even indoors.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
or bend up at the front like dilbert's tie

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
And wear aviators?
I think I've discovered my new look.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
Only if you have a proper leather flying hat and goggles.
Except the goggles must be very magnifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
But be careful
You might look like Chubby Brown/
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Yeah, so don't be shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
People always chant "You fat bastard" at me :D

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)
haha
With some steam-punk eye-googles and a leather flying jacket. And grow an impressive mustarsh.

And then say words like "old chap".

Even I'm swooning at the thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
I heart Wormulus.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)
And i'm still not on it.
Me so beige.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
all you need is a gimmick

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
Yeah, but that sounds like effort.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
quite the opposite really

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
Ok then, give me a gimmick.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Choose a word/phrase and repeat.
Worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
what word/phrase
did you pick?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
if you have to ask, then it can't have worked very well
PAIN/beak/i love chris packham and want to have freaky animal sex with him

they're all UToL's
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
*high fives*
You knows it.

Also piss drinking but that was forced upon me by others.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
i absolutely guarantee that he's here every day checking to see who is talking about him
HELLO SEB, YOU TIT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
Yeah, Wormulus is Sebastian Winnett.
/ac
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
Oh come on,
I'm shit enough to get mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)
I don't want a geeky boyfriend thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
Aww.
They're great. I love mine lots. I love when he's talking about something he's really passionate about. It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
I think my girlfriend would leave me if I attended a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
then don't tell her
lying in a relationship is very important. also, you should go to the hood butter one and bring your beak
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
I could so easily tell I was just visiting friends.
Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Fair enough.
So if we come to Brighton, we'll not be seeing you then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
That's different
I'd be on my todd though.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
Mine just took the piss.
Rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
Really?!
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
because she'd think I'm a massive loser,
I can't have her finding out the truth now can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
Vomit on her, then tell her.
Or hit her first. Anything that makes it look good by comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)
I've been treating her with love and respect,
that was my first mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)
The fuck did you do that for?
She'll only go and get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)
World's worst boyfriend right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)
You utter cunt.
Next you'll say you buy her little treats and feed her. You make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)
Kind of the other way round as she's the one with the money,
I just have to buy her cheaper yet more thoughtful things.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)
You're going to have to accidentally on purpose
elbow her in the eye just to balance things out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)
Sometimes I push her out of bed when she's asleep and pretend that she must have rolled out on her own.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)
I'm so proud I could wet myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
I'm not really that geeky, but Mrs Rocket sometimes just looks at me with a mixture of derision and love.
The bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
I meant more that I don't want a different boyfriend to the one I've got that's not particularly geeky.
Not that I am totally opposed to geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
Geeky boyfriends are awesome
Normally have something to talk about, and SOME aren't virgins when you meet them!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
They are the two most important things I look for in a man!

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
They aren't real geeks if they aren't virgins

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
They're much better than chavvy ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
I don't want one of those either.
I'll settle for the one I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)
Oh, alright then.
Seeing as it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
I thought you said you didn't want a geeky one
LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
It's the comedy glasses innit?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
You wanted to see my compo entry didn't you?
Spam Spam Spam
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
Mine was shit and got ignored :(

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)
There you go
(i did click it when i first saw it)
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)
I'd like to see no such thing
YOU SIR, DISGUST ME!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
He'll never die!
Not noticeably anyway. Several of the world's top physicists will take it in turns to telnet into his chair and move him about and speak for him.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)
Yesterday was a time for firsts. I
got my first random burn, and also watched my first Charlie Chaplin film.

What have you done for the first time recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
And made boozy strawberries and basil for pudding
which was surprisingly delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Sometimes I think I should try making puddings. I'd need someone to do them
for though, 'cos I don't ever eat pudding at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
I had never made a pudding before mid 2008
I can now do :

Chocolate mousse
Fruit crumble
Sponge cake
Cheesecake
Sausage and Mash*

Dude it so is a pudding. In Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
i can do a really basic pudding.
you get fruit and trifle/cakey/flan sponge and apple juice and plain yogurt.

you crumble the sponge and add a drop of juice so it is moist, then you layer it with fruit in individual glasses, and top with yogurt. if you like, sprinkle a bit of sugar on top.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
it's quite nice and looks more impressive than it is.
tastes good though.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
Yum.
I wonder if Flapjack likes flapjack?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
do you like druids?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
Are you a soporific whateverabinky is ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
i am quite dozy.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
do you worry goats?
i like goats.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
I like pangolins and frying pans.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
I like the colour blue and I like stars.
I'm also often blue and my actual real life name means star in hindu
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
My head hurts

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
But
you're not actually a star that emits blue light are you ?

Therefore, like so many of us, you are weaving a web of deception, online.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
I might be*


*No. Shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
Deceit
Online.

It's like Mandi coming on here telling us all she's a fit hottie who likes rollerblading, pole dancing, and letting a fucking great spider sit on her shaven vulva to make it look like she's got a big, bushy set of pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
my name is paul and i like rhcp
although not as much as i did when i signed up all those years ago

been thinking of ditching the name but i have NO IDEA what i would replace it with
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
beardo
lion face
cornish faced bastard
manolith
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
i have always liked manolith
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
blink182aul

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
blarg. no.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
nickelbackaul

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
blarg. no.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
My Chemicaul Romance

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Paul! At The Disco
Paul Out Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
The Faul

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
Michael Baul

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
DOCTOR CUNTFACE
The Mingeinator
Tony Blairs Helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
nope, i don't do 'whacky'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
parappatherappaul

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
hahaha, not bad!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
Do it.
I like that lots
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
The Pastyphonic Spree

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
or "Mandi".

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I think just
"Arachnoknight" would be superb.

Or the even more pompous "Arachnobaron"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
arachnoviceroy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
HEY. i may be big but i'm not THAT many people

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
You'd have to really ask the goats that
I've never have a goat express worry to me.

Really the username is just a sort of jocular nod towards bestiality.

It's supposed to make me seem a bit edgy, dark and perverse.

In real life I'm vanilla as fuck though, I've never even done it with an asian, let alone a goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
Only with custard.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Listened to the new Kasabian album
Pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I'm loving it.
Way better than "Empire".
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
I am about to listen to it through some headphones
That is the ultimate test.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
I like the first song.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I still need to send mine out, keep forgetting to buy some jiffy bags.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
I can't think of anything.
Though in a couple of hours, my answer will be 'seen Take That'.

/excited blog
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
It'll be like when you went to see The Specials, only skidding on minge juice instead of beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
It's outdoors.
I'll be on the pitch and EVERYTHING. It's going to be ace. I might have to punch the screamers though.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
Awwww, you'll sleep tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Is this a reference to me being small and cute?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
*pats head*

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I'll come round and fuck your shit up
cunto
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
No, the fact that you'll be knackered from all the punching.
Poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
GRRRRRRRRRR
*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
Bought a sofa

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Ooh, I did that too recently! It's a lot of money to buy a sofa, but
mine is RED. Well, when it arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
Mine is dark brown and toffee
Should arrive within the next 11 weeks, until then I have to sit on the floor or my super comfortable office chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
advertised in the lonely hearts section of the local newspaper

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
MALE, WHITE SKS NON-JEW FOR BIVVY FUN
BOX MNGYCHPS01
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
still no takers, damn you 'the golders green chronical'

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
wltm 12-86 for frm bntr n gd times,
mst show bm hl
chrs
m
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
n offnc

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2813520
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
I bought a tub of chilled pre-grated parmesan / hard italian cheese
instead of a room temperature one

do I get to move one rung up on the foodie ladder?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
1/2 a notch I'd say
The chilled stuff is slightly better, but it's still mostly parmesan rind.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
I fixed the bathroom light switch.
It was broke and when I was living at home, I'd just ask my dad to do it. But for the first time, using pure man powers, I fixed something electrical all by myself!

I hadn't felt so proud since I built the CD rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
driven on my own

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
Were you excited? I remember driving myself for the
first time, I was listening to Tense Moments by Headswim. Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Headswim?
Fucking hell, blast from the past RIGHT there.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
A great album, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Fixed things rather than phoning someone to do it for me
*manly*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
*blushes*
NOT TELLING
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
I got a guy to change his RAM timings today
That was the first time I've ever done that. Exciting innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Watched Lost Boys

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I wonder if it's as good as it used to be?
Worms, Michael. You're eating worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
My own brother a god damned shit sucking vampire.
Oooooh you wait til mom finds out
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
It was alright, good for a giggle.
Coincidentally I was eating chinese when that whole maggot bit came on. Major sad face ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
Put my oven racks in a bag to clean them.
So simple even a man can do it. And a Limey.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
RAARGH
I hate that advert. And the Rowntrees Randoms ones, apart from the start of the football manager one 'What the crocodile hat was that?'
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
it's the fact that they are called 'randoms' that bothers me
they could have called them 'roffles', that would have been better
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Come on the Mighty England..
I'm watching the football with a G*RL tonight. I dare suggest the internet will do it's best to make it appear this is my mother.
What will you lot be doing for the game?
Not watching and eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
who are we playing?
is it a friendly or a proper game?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
It's a qualifier vs Andorra.
I'm sure you're all over this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
ooh.
If I remember, they will get Spango-support.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
If I cared,
this is the kind of question I would've asked
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
its important
they kick a ball about and someone tries to get it in a net.

I work with people whose lives revolve around this pointless shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
People who get themselves saddened at the national game are not good examples for the youth of tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
*hig fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
But SURELY you can't agree with these footballers putting themselves out as celebrities.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Celebrity is a mark bestowed upon a person by women's magazines and daytime television.
I personally blame fat culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
and footballers are?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Usually on average around 4 stone lighter.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Are footballers allowed to shout at players on the telly?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
it's a bit like World of Warcraft, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
i simply do not have the time for those type of games
tried star wars galaxies but gave up when it was just level up level up etc etc .
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
Galaxies is DULL.
Dullsville, Population: Star Wars Galaxies. And Curb Your Enthusiasm.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
Oh spangolin... Larry David, dull?
Shocking turn of events from the Spangolin camp.

*SADFACE*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
Really overhyped.
Just an old guy bumbling around. Acting was stilted and awkward. Thumbs down, in the Spango Camp. And it's a very camp Camp.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
Are you sure you weren't just watching Bogus Official?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
hahaha
you bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
I have to support the flame-haired sex pixie, here
I heard the hype, I was looking forward to seeing it, and it disappointed. Just like Seinfeld ten years before it. And Family Guy.

Also, when I say flame-haired sex pixie I'm referring to Spangolin, and not encouraging that minx Red Rocket to set himself alight.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
It took me three weeks to make this thong out of matchsticks.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
*points*
I have Flapjack Endorsement.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Galaxies used to be great
Before they tried to turn it into WoW
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
only tried it for 2 weeks
then i saw the leroy jenkins video for warcraft and thought nahhh not a game for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
I'm truly afraid to try it,
in case I become addicted.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
I tried it.
I'm addicted.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
ooh which server are you on?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Darkholme Faire, I think?
Level 23 Dranei

Gah, its addictive. GNAAAAH.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
Curb your enthusiasm?
Oh, Spangolin.

*offline sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
WoW's dull too
I've run off to the Lord of the Rings camp, even more nerdery :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
oooooh
I like the cartoonyness of WoW. And find LoTR really Lore-heavy.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
that offends those of us who play World of Warcraft
;)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
The view is also offensive on the other side.
How's a 18 stone man going to be able to knock a cross-field pass whilst sat and wedged into a creaking office chair, ramming a third helping of Chips into his mouth?
Whilst nursing a semi for some elf in a skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
*Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
Thorsten Engelmann
Weighs 17.5 stone
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
But I'm sure he doesn't play WoW

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
maybe not,
but he can get upset about points and goal averages and relegations and whatnot.
That's what I don't get. I can understand someone enjoying watching a good game, and playing one even more so. But these people with heads full of statistics...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
How will a brain-damaged defender ever learn how to add up to calculate weapon bonuses?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
They'll use wowhead
like all the other muppets that have trouble pressing a button during a raid
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
hehe
I use it to look at the Legendaries I'll never own :P
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
Get yourself in a good raiding guild
It will only take around 40 hours a week, plus 20 hours grinding time for the next few months
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
40? HOURS?? A??? WEEK????
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
Nope, that's what the hardcore raiders do

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
CALLING JAMMY AND AMOROUS BADGER, REQUESTING URGENT BACK-UP ON THE NERD BASHING FRONT.
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH AMMUNITION TO HANDLE ON MY OWN.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Tell me about it
It gets bad when you go to see a friend and all you can hear is AOE attacks all evening. It's worse when you know what those attacks are because you used to play the game yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I'm in a raiding group as a casual member
which is nice as I can see end-game stuff without having to grind for hours a week or get stressed about progress, just turn up and have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
There's probably a website out there that'd do it for him.
But before you hit "calculate" you have to snort and nudge your spectacles back up to the bridge of your nose. OR IT WON'T WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
I make programming-based jokes before EVERY hit.
And snort at those who don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
I bet kobold/COBOL jokes *never* get old.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
oh no you didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
I shall be at the gym
Attempting to defatten myself
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Good luck on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Tried this.
Failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
How long did you give it?
It's not something that happens overnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
I joined last september,
I got FATTER. I'm not fat, just a bit flabby. It came as a shock, because I used to be able to eat what I liked with no weight gain.

To be honest I didn't put the most effort I could in, I do lack motivation.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
I thought about re-joining a gym as there is one quite near work
However I am far too poor for such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
jogging is free
as is cycling, if you already have a bike.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
Yes but if I wanted to jog or cycle I would
As it is I'm not a big fan of jogging and I wouldn't even think about cycling where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
Jogging is one of those things that only get done if you enjoy it.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
I don't enjoy jogging
So I don't do it at all, I prefer cycling and rowing for cardio.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
Sometimes I get the urge to go for a run and enjoy it
But most of the time I hate it. And I've always had problems with running and my left knee which is rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
What the hell is a Gorl?
More to the point, what the hell is a "Jam Master Geordie" and what can it do for me that an ordinary Geordie can't?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
Champion the internet. Punch fatties. General awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
I'll be recompiling my Ubuntu kernel and watching Torchwood

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
*Firm handshakes*
The internet is YOUR fault today, G.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
then I'll be posting on a discussion forum belittling the disgraceful plot holes while simultaneously horning over the female lead and optimising my operating system

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
I shall be writing bass riffs
eating and probably watching a bit of American Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
I bought that season 4 DVD.
It's brill
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
We've only got season 1
but there's bits of it we've not seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
Francine, why did you pull a gun on me if you didn't want to have sex?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
*arm gets tired*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
it's regularly mildly amusing at least once a season

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
I like Roger.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
I will be watching and eating but that is only because mr sp@m has a run so we won't get our tea until about 9pm

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Is he EVER off his feet?
Always running..
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
I expect I'll start watching
Get increasingly frustrated then turn over.
What's JMG predictions?
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
4-0

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
I will be watching
Whether it will be at home or the pub is still up for debate.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
The great debate of our time.
Pubs have killed Setanta.
The BBC told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
Not watching. PLAYING. I'll wear an england shirt to show support mind.
And swear at any ethnics I may see on my travels.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
A FOOTBALLING MYKEY, EH?!
How trivial!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Without the XXXXXXXXL shirt and the chronic chance of heart failure while putting it on.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
A regular man requires a MAP to navigate such vast land.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
is it on normal tv or setanta? this information is needed for me to answer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
ITV BOIIIIIIIIIII

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
i see, well then i will be going to my local public house and drinking

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
I'm wrapping myself in a cocoon made of the dust in my keyboard and month old spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
I'll be drinking beer and farting because I'm a bloody bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
What about sitting there with your hand down your pants?
Are you some sort of nancy?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
I'm not even wearing pants because I'm a bloody bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
Hand down his pants, CUPPING said farts and offering them for the nasal delights of mates/missus.
That's how a proper man does it.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
JMG, I didn't even know there was a game on until now
I'll probably not be watching it unfortunately. I'll be doing some Kitchen Cleaning which is all the excitement I can handle.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
Careful!
You don't wish to become a bit of a Moohalaa with all that cleaning and other women's tasks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
I've let my tidyness slip, it's a state in there JMG, a state

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
I'm going to go for a run, come home, make dinner, sit in front of
the TV eating dinner, drinking beer, and watching the game. Mrs Jobe is out, so the place is all mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
Plant a flag in the centre of the room, in case she comes back early.
She'll know who's in charge, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
I'm going to see Take That tonight JMG.
I don't mind telling you that I'm moist with anticip.................................................................................................ation
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
8,000 screaming middle aged women and Moohalaa.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
8,000?
Try 35,000. It's going to be ace. And I will not scream. Not even for Howard.


Well, maybe for Howard
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
Ignoring the game
And planning what I will need to take with me so I survive camping. Important things like vodka and burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
get some deet, 95%, or you will get bitten alive this time of year

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
Oh yeah
I think my brother has some I can steal. I shall check.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
it's not dear, chemists and camping shops sell it, just make sure it is 95% and do not get it on any sensitive area, it hurts like hell

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
I'll be kicking every ball!
I would like to see some kind of attacking formation tonight. There's really no excuse to be playing it safe against Andorra.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
Gary Neville is starting apparently.
So he's definitely not playing it safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
I shall ignore its existance.
I will not watch it as I haven't got your mother to watch it with.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
I've just been meandering around the web
Flitting from page to page and I ended up at this

www.arachnoboards.com/ab/showthread.php?t=133925

It's a page on a Tarantula owners forum detailing what happened when they got bit by their pets. No pix, just words.

Reading it made me think "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CUNTS" I mean, it's a fucking poisonous spider and you're bringing it into your house, then fucking about with it till it bites you. I hope they all die.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
I bet they're all trying to fuck Mandi

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
Who is Mandi ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
She came and she gave without taking

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
Her picture is halfway down the page.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
spiderwoman
bitten by a spider and turned into something fugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
I wouldn't touch her with yours

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
I wouldn't ride her into battle

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
I wouldnt try to pass her off as Sammi's long lost sister

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
I wouldn't saddle her up and go ram-raiding.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
I wouldnt have her perched on the roof of my cathedral

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
I wouldn't tie her shoelaces in a reverse rolling hitch

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
I wouldnt do her from behind with a paper bag over my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
I wouldn't say no.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
She is your sister after all...

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
I wouldn't touch her for charity

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
I wouldn't round her Cape of Good Hope

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
I wouldn't decorate her birthday cake

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
I wouldn't sand down her bannisters.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
I wouldn't trim her hedge

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
i wouldn`t clean her attic

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
I wouldn't scoop out her fishtank.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
I wouldnt milk her boomslang

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
I wouldn't pump
brine out of her terraced moat after a heavy rainfall that was not forecast but which was seasonally normal for that time of year
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
I wouldnt clip her hooves

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
I wouldn't wear her hat

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
I wouldnt wash her knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
I wouldn`t wash her smalls

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
KNICKERPISS

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
more than likely

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
I wouldn't French polish her table

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
I wouldn't have sex with her

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
Of course you would. You're like a dog the day before he goes to have his balls lopped off.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
What have you heard?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
Allsorts.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
It's probably all true
:(
(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
You look the type...

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
Oh that one
the one that said "I felt like I had just done a major workout" but looks as though a "major workout" for her consists of opening her 18th bag of Doritos.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
Harry Potter quotes and Xbox gamertag in signature: Check
254 posts on a forum about spiders: Check
Picture taken from angle to avoid chins: Check

WHOA MOMMA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
I bet she's a hottie
hottie faghag
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
I bet she causes internet drama
I bet she cheats on her WoW boyfriend with a forum mod.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
Steady on Baroness.
That's getting a bit too close to home for some around here...
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
DRAMA!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
Let's make some up.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Such pretty words
if only I understood them.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
Cross-dressing Ghandi

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
It's not poisonous, you spaz.
Tarantulas are not poisonous.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
they are if you pump them full of poison.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
They are if you
drop them in a bucket of bleach and then drink the bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
Ok then, venomous
Pedantic cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
No-one has ever died from a tarantula bite.
The varieties kept as pets are not dangerous. Their urticating hairs can hurt, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
Their urinating hairs?
I died from a tarantula bite once, it wasn't a nice experience.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
No one ever died from a kick in the bollocks
but if my pet kept kicking me in the bollocks or even threatening to kick me in the bollocks I'd have it out of the house pretty fucking sharpish.

And you may find that no healthy adult has been killed by a tarantula bite, kids, the elderly and housebound fatties might not be so robust.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
do you want urticating hair chat
call now on 0898 555 3456
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
*real snigger*

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
What if you're allergic?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
But that's like saying peanuts are deadly, because some people are allergic!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
What if the peanut is thirty foot
tall and armed with gauss cannons?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
silly, without any legs the nut would simply roll back once it tried to fire the cannons.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
Peanuts can't bite you, you absolute fucking retard.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
Says you

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
Well done, I think I just did.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
they can
you simply break one open and use it as a maraca and attack people with maraca peanut attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
They are if you paint them with lead.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
They are if [reason]

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
They are if they've bitten other people who had STIs

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
they're venomous, not poisonous you tosspot

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
What happens if you sellotape 30
tarantulas together and then give them a crossbow armed with poison tipped darts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
I'm going to start the same board,
but for hamster owners
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
"I was bitten by my Russian hamster and
now my face has swolled up to three times the size of my body. I mean my freakin' head is the size of a sofa. What the fuck? I think my hamster had rabies or syphilis. It's ok though, I killed it by throwing it into a food processor."

Later..

"Christ, why did I do that? That's a horrible thing to have done. My head has reduced in size now though, it's now only the size of a small TV"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
it's venom, not spiderman
you plum
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
What if
the tarantula isn't actually a tarantula but is actually a shark that's been coated in poison?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
and forced into a tarantula's skin.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
And then infected
with rabies and syphilis
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
and given a top hat and moustache.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
My pet lion never eats me
Just nibbles at my feet every so often
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
I'd tell the internet and wouldn't go to the hospital or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
they should at least make the tarantula radioactive before doing that

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
People add 'ntula' to the end of my name
because I'm small and venomous.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)
Blue Starntula?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
Yes.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
Bluentula Starntula
FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
lovely spread on fresh french bread
its that yeasty taste that just wont be forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
and you've got hairy legs

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
'Arachnoknight'

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
GMOS !
You've come to this thread late but I feel you are here to add a golden sheen to it with your GMOS-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
I apologise for my lateness

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
I'm not going to look
for I fear my brother might be on there :(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
I can think of few things creepier than a spider-furry

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
I can only imagine how awful the costume would be.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
Eight four foot penises as legs

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
how's about this then?
creativebits.org/french_aids_posters

nsfw-ish
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
The French will fuck anything

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
I had a bath next to a spider today.
I didn't notice it until I'd got in, it was only tiny. It wasn't far above the waterline so I was worried I might was it away, but it was still there when I got it out. Probably slept through the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
it was still there when you got it?
lucky spider
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
got out.
damn my semi-autonomous fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
I bloody love newcastle!
JMG has it
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
he has it
as in he's lucky to be from there. it's full of flange and the bards are well good. there's a lot more chavs than leeds, but not as many as medway. WIN
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
You're right. The Teeside area is renowned for its poets.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
see, he's a sophisticated guy!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
Yeah, he's shagged all the poets in Teeside

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
last time we did that, one person ended up jamming the laser printer and we had to get rid of the water cooler.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
I didn't realise it was a disease.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
I like Newcastle Brown Ale.
That's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
i love you sickrik, i find your posts both worthwhile and interesting, the small glimpses that you share of your life with this forum provide entertaining reading every time, i hope you live a long and joyfull life xxx
love you all

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Even with the scary people?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
thats great that is

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
Fuck me, a SickRik thread that doesn't mention porking imaginary girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
Brilliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
That's nice dear

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
Byker Byker, Byker ....GROVE

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
MY EYES I CANT SEE

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
It's like the Helman Province
with more violence, booze and ugly fat birds
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
Pfffft
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8092479.stm

When was the last time an animal attacked you?

Yes this is fucking lunch lol /links time.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
I'm currently smeared in meat paste awaiting bears

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

meat bear
bears meat
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
Last night, when I got killed by a squirrel

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
*drum solo*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
A squirrel ran up my leg in St James' Park a few weeks ago.
Just sat there, on my thigh, looking at me. I screamed like a girl :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
He was trying to tell you he killed The Neville.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
Dear The Neville:
Is this the squirrel that tried to kill you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
My Nancy cat bites me every time I see her
it's affectionate.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
She getting a taste.
Each time she's thinking, "Hmm... not quite ripe yet. But soon."
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
I wouldn't be surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I've never sen cr3 more terrified then when he had to pick her up to stop her running out the front door

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
i caught thrush off a black bird, does that count? only joking forum banter, no offence
i love you

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
I got chased by a bull on a farm a few months back.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
A couple of days ago, my gecko bit me.
Well, she tried to. Geckos are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
I'd still like a gecko.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
Got one.
Don't get one, they don't really do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
I've just cleaned the bathroom, an earwig ran out from under the loo and tried to kill me.
I wailed until my flatmate came to rescue me.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
Brilliant.
A baby ostrich at a farm, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
Hate ostriches.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
They're moody bastards, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
I was attacked by a seagull
I didn't make a big deal of it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6168950
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
Even I remember reading about that, so you must have bitched about it quite a bit

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
Right, what's confusing you now?
I'm very good at sorting this sort of thing out.

EDIT: Have some COMEDY GOLD; news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8091605.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
I thought all tubes were striking?
How come some are and some aren't?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
To keep Boris Johnson as confused as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
he's not confused at all
he's very bright. which is what makes him dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
No, it's the lasers in his eyes that make him dangerous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
I think he is actually a robot from the far but imperfect future
one in which they have trouble with speech software.

I I I I am boris 2000.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
I imagine it's like a fireman's strike
although most don't want to work, some will do their best to keep a skeleton service going, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
so what you're saying is you're going to set the striking tube lines on fire

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
and fill them with skeletons

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
only about 23% of them (as in RMT members) actually wanted to go on strike
the problem, right, is that RMT are utter, utter cunts and Bob Crow should be fed alive to ravenous pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
maybe the drivers on the Northern and Jubilee are with a different Union.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
only one union (the most cunty one)
is striking. So not all the staff are off. Some tube lines can be run at reduced capacity, with others it isn't worth it. Usually they try and run the northern (as it has the most passengers) and the picaddily(as it goes to Heathrow) if at all possible.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
fuck me I might be right

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
you are. So adopt the position, love.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
What if she's misplaced her strap-on?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
I've got something she can use instead.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
A can of squirty cream and some double sided tape?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

www.explosm.net/comics/1678/
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
dwarves with lots of body hair and velcro pants

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
She's just got it on back to front.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

back to front inside-out
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
A rip-off?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
haha.
How's the low country?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
Low.
The sun is hiding and all the leggy Dutch blonde lovelies are covering up again. And everyone's very amused about the cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
sounds splendid
I assume you've seen this?

www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/dutch-to-invent-word-for-
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
Excellent.
Speaking as a non cricket fan with many ardent cricket fan friends, I am most amused by the whole situation.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
I have it in a hip holster, always ready for use.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
I do a really clean men shot, run through good zanshin good body position but it doesn't score
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
Crooked umpire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
oh well

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
Wise man once say "If at first you don't succeed, redefine success"

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
Wise man also say
'if in 5 man team, leave best 'til last'

followed by

'holy fuck, you guys winned'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
Quitters never win
and winners never quit.

However, if after a long time, you've neither won nor quit, maybe someone is trying to tell you something.

See also - before you try and beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
new thing to run, no user notes, need to log these thingies *wangles*
but there's 4 massive network drives to choose from where the one sheet I need that I don't know the name of might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
Clear your mind, close your eyes, and guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
Right.
*inserts log IDs into word copies of the chairman's blog*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
I'm having difficulty understanding why anyone would voluntarily watch Dr Who

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
I can't speak for everyone
but I'm shallow enough to watch it because David Tennant is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
This
and I think he's also very good at playing the doctor. Also I like the Steven Moffat episodes, they're well written. I hold high hopes for the new series, and crazyfaceboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
you fancy Catherine Tate you do

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
No
the only big knockered ginger I have designs on is myself thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
said Catherine Tate, meant Bernard Cribbins

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
I like bernard cribbins

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
she is a versatile and entertaining actress

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
have you got sunstroke?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
Some people are six years old and retarded.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
It allows the abstraction of complex social issues into situations that allow the issues to be examined with tools unavailable in conventional settings

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Why do hormonal inbalances make me cry at things that are usually funny?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
Because you need to man up.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
I shall do this immediately.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
because it was your gran that fell over, thus not funny.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Even as drunk as she always was, she was usually quite steady.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
good gran,

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
The most entertaining woman I have ever known.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Because we want to ! because we want to !
Why do you have to play that song so loud?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Oh god...
I hope you're going to behave yourself tomorrow.
There will be no discussions involving Hollyoaks.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
I'm 5 weeks behind on hollyoaks now.
=(((

I think I'm over it, I can't be arsed to watch it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
NOOOOOO
it's been well good. WARREN IS DEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
Oh please don't start him off :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
Wait a sec, hold on here....
I saw Clare return for the 5 minuites I saw before my flatmate wanted to watch some sort of sports thing.

Did she kill him?

Oh man, I'm going to have to watch it on 4od.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
Uh oh apocalypse

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
Why anyone would NOT want to move here.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
We don't have any jobs for them to steal anymore.
Also, I'll be down in Kilkenny this weekend, if you're on for pints.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Ooh, yes indeed.
Whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
The "city."
I'll be heading down on Friday. We can sort out somewhere for you to stay if you want to come up for a night.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Cool, might do.
Might get my buddy Ed to come with me for the session.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Smooth.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
because your economy, if this is actually possible, is more fucked than the UK's
Your transport infrastructure is shambolic, the country is massively reliant on tax breaks and kickbacks offered to foreign companies to invest (which will of course backfire horribly sooner or later) and your capital city has been a gigantic building and roadworks site for the last 10 years.

I love Ireland really, but you did ask.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
True, it's still nicer though.
And I stay firmly out of Dublin.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
aren't you living in the east midlands somewhere?
trust me, Basra would be nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
In England?
I'm in Northampton. Shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
Weren't you planning on moving to stoke?
Out of the frying pan...
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
Haha, yeah, we're not now.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
Come to Manchester. It's fucking dead boss.
AND we've got GMoS.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
Is it not rough as fuck?
*starts a row*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
Northampton, Esme. NORTHAMPTON.
no, it's a very pleasant city to be fair. even the rough areas have nice bits.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)
Cool:)
I was only messing, most people I know who've been there said it was great. And the people who didn't are Man U fans that got beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
.. and into the festering chemical toilet full of shit and used tampons?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
It's 4 years of my life I'll never get back...

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
I was more or less right.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
You could be, according to some forms.
Some say west midlands, east midlands, or south east I've seen on one. Which makes no fucking sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
I'm unsure if I should cook some leeks in butter or olive oil
Ms Official is pretending to be on a diet this week so I am being forced to make food based concessions to her neuroses.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
Butter.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Thank you for your sage advice on the matter
TO THE COOKORIUM!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Not sage
Butter
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
This is no thyme for puns.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
Butter.
Although either doesn't sound very diet friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Quite
If you're going to be unhealthy you may as well go for the one that tastes best.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Butter

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Butter.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
Lard

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
If I had beef dripping it would be the frying medium of choice

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Olive oil, nice olive oil.
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
petrol

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Brandy

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
why is there always a giant fluorescent bastard in the area I want to use?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
Where to find the dates of hymns.
You know, when they were first composed and sung.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
The Catholic Encyclopedia has a good article on this, but it was written a hundred years ago, so isn't quite up to date.
www.thebookshelfinmylivingroom.ie
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
Was that a real URL?
I'm never sure these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
Sorry :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
play it on a piano
cut the piano open and count the rings
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
I've just noticed that cheese and onion french fries come in a blue pack and salt and vinegar in green
But cheese and onion squares come in green and salt and vinegar in blue. They are both made by Walkers so why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
that's a bloody good point
we must write to Walkers immediately!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
Also, how did I manage to make myself move to a whole other country,
when I hate leaving home.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
my legs feel tingly.
I might go for a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
My legs feel sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
An old man stands naked in front of a mirror eating soup.
He is an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
This week Chris Patten, like King Kong, is making a monkey of himself over Hong Kong.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
Would it be wrong to stand next to one of those big car wash machines, wait for someone to use it, and ask if I can sit in the car with them?
They're well good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
That would be very dangerous.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
Yes
But you can come and take my car through one as it needs cleaned and I'm scared of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
It's a bit of a trek, but I think it might be worth it.
They're really good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
is that your new chatline
`can I sit in your car whilst it gets all soapy`
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
Gravity is against me
it just keeps on pushing me down.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
Don't be such a fruit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
If you had enough homosexuals
Could you stand them in a ring so that, when one pushes forward the next in the ring gets the thrust, as he withdraws he would be then driven into by the one behind.
Is there a certain amount of people needed to form this continuous chain or would 1 always be out of sync?
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
You can do it with nine poofters, but you need seven of them to be quite slim, as well as two fatties, at least one of whom is particularly well endowed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
EGGCELLENT.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
I didn't realise how fat and cunty he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
Front page stuff of the LEP
www.lep.co.uk/news/Shoppers-see-binman-batter-rat.5349229.jp
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)
"There were also 1,004 complaints about mice in 2007/8"
mostly due to drunk and lewd behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
why nobody told me this was a bad day to jump under a tube train, 6 hours i've been waiting to kill myself

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)
decide for yourself or did someone tell you to?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
i've just come to realise what a horrible person i am and all the forum love won't ease me of this burden

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
MEN!
Help. What would you like as a random present? I have the high street to shop on, but nothing in the way of the Gadget Shop or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)
Knives.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
This is actually a very good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
IT IS
i am getting the jimbob a wicking tshirt, a camelbak, and two games for his brithday.


I got him a toolkit and socket set as SURPRISE presents but that was basically an impulse buy because i wanted an excuse to buy them
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
Camelbaks are awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
all his friends have them and he goes mountain biking with them on exmoor with a big ole backpack and a 2l plastic bottle :(

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
I bet all his friends are allowed to stay up late and watch 18 rated films as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
sometimes they are allowed out on a school night!

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
HEY THE BBC NEWS SITE IS BROKEN

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
none of them can get into work today.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
no nodes.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
I see it.
Their main site works, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
ba.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
I have a 1.5L one from Tesco, it was nine quid.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
this one was significantly more but it is 3L and i bought it online because i never go to tesco and he goes riding for all day so needs plenty of fluids
and anyway he can always underfill it.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
nice hip flask, forum banter
love you


m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
I could sneak booze in places with it, good point.
love you too
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
I want to get him a cool multiknife/tool thingy
but only because I secretly want it. What's a camelbak?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
it's like a slimline backpack which you fill with water and there is a tube with a valve
it's for refreshment and hydration when cycling etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
That sounds ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
it should stop him getting quite so sweaty. lol.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
Does the tube fit to his winky
and refill the liquids compartment via a filter?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
WHICH GAMES?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
INFAMOUS and METAL GEAR SOLID 4 both on ps3

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
MGS4 is bloody awesome.
in my humble, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
he needs a new game. they both got awesome reviews and i read up on them and i think he would enjoy both.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
i didn't like mgs4 much
but it's ok because he is not me
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
oh.
well he only needs to play it for a bit.


why didn't you like it?
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
it's still a good present though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
i'm worried now.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
It's a bloody good present
I know three people, counting myself who own it, and we all love it. I'm playing it for the 4th time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
i am playing infamous at the moment
well not this exact moment, obviously

i'm enjoying it a lot
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
ARE YOU A GOOD OR A BAD?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
you have to get special permission from the government to buy them though,
which involves a stringent psychological assessment as well as criminal background checks, and you have to arrange a time to do it so the police can escort you home with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
It really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
Some fake or real dog poo.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)
i would just want to know that you were my friend
love you


m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN REALLY!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
good friends are worth more than presents to me, like great forum posters that i love soooooo much
take care


m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
I got Mr Sp@m this for his birthday
www.next.co.uk/shopping/men/gifts/7/3
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
That's good, but a bit expensive.
I'm talking a random little "Hey, you're kind of awesome" present.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
So you couldn't be arsed to think of anything?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
That was along with all the running gear i bought him
I wanted something he could do with mates from work, the poor lad works so hard and never seems to get a break so I thought the race tickets or paintballing was good. He gone with the paintballing though. He was well chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
I can't remember what she got me for my last birthday
She was very skint at the time though. I will, however, spend the next year reminding her that her birthday this year cost the best part of £700.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
You spoil her rotten

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
I'm an ace boyfriend
Fact
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
blimey
I'd be rather mortified if someone spent that much on me.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
Yes, but you see, I love her
And I like seeing her happy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
Good for you!
Lovely boyfriend :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
Damn right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
Lesbians.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
Anything shiny that goes beep at some point

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
Like metal lesbians

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
YEAH LESBIANS!
*five*
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
Chromium Clam Jousters.
That's a quality band name right there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
£50 of really nice beef.
I might be getting this in part for my lad's birthday, so I can make him a massive roast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
Fucking hell, that's a lot of beef.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
Well that's my price limit, I'm going for quality not quantity.
Mabye some of that waggy beef stuff. You know, where the Japanese people do nice things to it and get it birthday cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
kobe beef, carefull tho
most of that is farmed in new zeland now tho, japan doesn't have alot of room for cows

love you all

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
This has got to be almost chafing your brain now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Or not a lot of really good beef.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
It's only a couple or three pounds of chateaubriand
When my daughter was born, our butcher gave us a pound of chateaubriand as a gift.

Nicest. Steak. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
True.
I'm used to getting prime Irish beef for half nothing, 'cos my cousin rears and kills and sells his own beef. NOM NOM NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
lol ur cousin gives you some prime irish meat i bet lolololbzzz.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
lol rofl i no

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
Most of my cousins are spotty little northern oiks who are more likely to be fighting than beefing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
yeah my jimbob's mum gave us beef.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
Beef is an excellent gift.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
IT WAS GOOD BEEF.
not £50 worth though.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
Well that's my limit, I might spend less.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
I'd want an air rifle, that'd be brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
He's not going to use it though.
If I buy him something pointless like a Slinky (he has a Slinky) he'll play with it for five minutes then it'll get stuck on a shelf and forgotten.

Girls are so easy to shop for.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
Get me one, then.
I could shoot MANY pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
Shooting air rifles is my surprise talent
I'm quite good at it and never knew.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
I'll have a Mark II Ford Cortina please

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
What colour?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
black, with a vinyl roof

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
Will a Granada do?
www.b3ta.com/talk/5822353
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
fucking NO

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
Are you CID?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
I said Cortina, not Capri

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
Oooh, this.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
Or a Quattro,
so you can drive over people and say YOU'VE BEEN QUATTROED, like Gene Hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
Quattros are ghey
fact: "cortina" is Italian for "curtains"
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
:(((((
I don't fancy you anymore, Gilgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
did I mention I talk like Gene Hunt?
I'm sure I mentioned that
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
You did, but you don't like Quattros.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
he was better with the Cortina FACT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
I would have to agree with you there.
Okay, I fancy you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
I FUCKING LOVE GENE HUNT!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
JENPOTS WTF
havent seen you in AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
SEAMONKEYS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
They're awesome.
I dropped my seamonkeys when I was 12. I dropped to my knees and wept.

WHY GOD? WHY MUST I HAVE SPACKYHANDS?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
*massive sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
They're like MEN of the SEA.
MEN of the SEA.
MEN... SEA... MEN... SEA...
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
TEQUILA

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
i got the BEST tequila from my jimbob. it is LUSH and also the bottles are ace and hand-gilt.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
SEAMONKEYS THAT LIVE IN TEQUILA

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)
PICK AND MIX

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
GIG TICKETS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
actually, this is a great idea

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
It's what I get for G
she's difficult to buy for. Thing is though, You Me At Six are on tour at the moment and she wants to go. Guess who'll have to go with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
Stephen Hawking?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
President Roosevelt?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
Ming The Merciless?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
The pirate guy from the Dodgeball movie?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
WINNER
Steve The Pirate it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
Big Bird? It's Big Bird?
I'm right, it's Big Bird, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
Something not chosen by the random hoardes on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
But it's haaard.
What on earth do you buy an uber-practical computer nerd who has everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
blank media

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
OOooooh! This is good!
And USB sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)
One of those USB sticks that fit in a cassette to look like a mix tape
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
the antidote. ho ho ho.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)
USB massager

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
USB picture frame that rotates different pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
a Yorkie bar
or a donut from Krispy Kremes
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
i would like to know how to post my opicture in the image challenge...?
you wouldn't need to rap it or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
Yo yo yo, y'all best be checkin that FAQ, bro
Readin' that shit like it's a fo'dolla'ho


I know I didn't *have* to...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
cheers dude thats nice.
thanks for the faq advice. i know how to host a pic etc. i just can't find the actual button to post.
edit. "Posting a picture? STOP!
This messageboard is for chat only. Go here for pictures. " ah... i see now. word to ya mother.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
A BARREL OF HERPES

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
The world's supply of remaining Cortinas.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
Beer tokens

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
downstairs kisses

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
Crackwhores

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
So... the next baldmonkeystuff podcast is all about Abraham Lincoln.
What Abraham Lincoln related problems would you like me to solve for you in Dear baldmonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
Why does Abraham Lincoln think your podcast is a shit waste of time?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Thats a little bit unfair

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey,
I have been having issues emancipating the slaves.

What would you suggest to help subdue our racist Southern countrymen?

Yours faithfully,
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Why does he never have a shave, and where does he get his hats?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
Abraham Lincoln told me that no-one listens to your podcast and it's really fucking shit.
Is Abraham Lincoln correct?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
Lincoln hired Wilkes Booth
to assasinate him, so he wouldn't live to hear the podcast.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
i'm not a betting man, no offence to people who are or are employed in the betting industry you all do a great job, or not, but anyway, i bet your podcast is brilliant, or not, wanker, no offence
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I see you are still an active member of this web based forum
This means the MODS have not taken firm ACTION against you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
*manly shoulder pat*
Keep your pecker up.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
it's all sunshine and flowers from here on in, you great forum poster you, love you sooooo much, all of you, i feel like embracing you all xxxxxx
all my love

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
*huggles*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
if only we could all just meet up and really get to know each other, i bet some of you, if not all would make me burst with love and friendships, mwah
love you

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
I like bashes because they make me feel superiour.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
i'm going to make a point of going to all the bashes i can to meet all the great forum posters, i love you all soooooo much
all my love

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
This is an OUTRAGE

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
never fear, i have enough love for all my great forum posting chums, soooooo much love
love you all

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
Please stop
you're scaring me.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
don't be scared young lady, i belive you hold the odd bash or two, i'm going to come along to meet you and i will soooooo love it
love forever

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
met you already
don't need to meet you again.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
But how will you show him your bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
photos

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
We're going to need a wide angle telephoto lens and a long, clear stretch of road here, people!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
don't tell everyone
there will be crowds!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
your bingo ticket request is noted young man, i am unable to process this as i am at work, love you all sooooo much x
loves

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
Was that growth on his face melanoma?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
I have an overwhelming desire to shoot gentlemen wearing stovepipe hats in theatres. What can I do about this terrible compulsion?

yours, etc.

J W Booth, esq.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Why does Abraham Lincoln think baldmonkey is borderline mentally ill?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
I CAN ANSWER THIS ONE!
Probably because psychiatrists have diagnosed baldmonkey as having borderline personality disorder. Which, if you look it up, is a medical euphemism for being a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Haha, you wrongheaded mentalist wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Why don't you voodoo it out?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
I tried voodoo once to kill someone. It didn't work.
When I explained this to a relative as anecdotal evidence that such things are bollocks, they said it would only have worked if I'd believed it would work. Now I just don't know WHAT to think.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
I suggest you stab said relative in the face with a sharpened voodoo doll.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
Who do?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
You do.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
Do what?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
I haven't a clue.
Do.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
I knew it was never Miss Scarlet.
Because her card was sellotaped to my wank scrap book. Along with most of the females from Happy Families and the Queen of Hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)
You do?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
How do I grow a beard?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Stop shaving your mini moo-moo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
that's no way to talk about cr3.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
Glue a squirrel to your chin.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Learn how to be a contortionist

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
Reply.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
I forgot the question

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
dear baldmonkey
I seem to be stuck in this chair, I can't move I think I've had a stroke. Oh god why are these tiny people all taking photos of me and not helping.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
Seriously
why do you bother?
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Because it's brilliant.
I like the uncomfortable silences and mundane unfunny banter.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Dude. You actually listen to them?
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
I'm not sure.
I think it is a mixture of a few things. Certainly attention seeking plays a large part, it is enjoyable and I enjoy meeting up with my good chumm Richard on a weekly basis.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
To be fair I have only listened to a part of 1 of them so my opinion is not worth a wank
I have downloaded every one of them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
That's very kind of you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE UP.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
I THINK YOU ARE A POOR TEENAGER.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
HE'S 21 YOU AGE IDIOT.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
*1987 fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
you was born a decade late
everyone knows all the cool people were born in 1977.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

co +d
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
yes
but ace with it.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
bah
you have no room to talk, you already look ancient ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
SAD FACE.
It's true mind, I look bloody awful lately.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
I'M 21 SO I'M A PRETTY SHOCKING TEENAGER TO BE HONEST.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

21 SO I'M A
OCK
NG
EENAGER
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
No, that's you.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
lolol

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
Dear baldmonkey,
I can never tell a lie. When was the last time you lied?

Ta,
Abe (the US president, not the farty guy from the Oddworld Playstation games)
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
Why at the end of the remake of Planet of the Apes does my statue appear as monkey?
I mean, it just makes no fucking sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
BECAUSE IT WAS BONOBIA IV ALL ALONG

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was Earth, all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
I hate every ape I see from chimpan-A to chimpan-ZEE.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey
which address in Gettysburg? Be more specific. This pizza is getting cold.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
Dear baldmonkey
How big was Abraham Lincon's cock, and is it true Michael Jackson has it in a jar in his grooming room?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)
dear baldmonkey
what if abe lincoln was a chimp? eh? WHAT THEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)
APE LINCOLN

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
Considering that lincoln was known for his tall hat
having the hat armoured may have been beneficial.

what ya think?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

www.languagemonitor.com/
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
Was that a reply to rnuk?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
I am a poor teenager.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Put your hair in bunches, suck this lollypop and don't make a sound.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
But that's not even a bloody word

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
You could of probably just used reply like everyone else

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
But then
not everyone might have seen it. Or something like that.
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
Clagnut just has aspergers, it's ok.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
*sees reply to my answer*
*Hugs knees and starts rocking backwards and forwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
you could have just said 'could have' like everyone else
sorry, pet hate
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
haha. like everyone else.
yeah right.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
LANGUAGE FIGHT
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
*sigh* i know

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
*rubs face*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
I was glue and scissors monitor once.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Just thought
you might like to know what the millionth word actually was.

Personally, I think it should've been Jai Ho, but that's just me.
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
The fuck is a jai ho?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
It is
a Hindi exclamation signifying victory or accomplishment apparently
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
that's not english you div.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
Thiiiis
Plus I've never even heard it being said over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Most of the words
in the English language started out as foreign words that became adapted into English over the years.
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
Yeah right
Like foreigners can talk
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
^this
they communicate through a series of unintelligible grunts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
Ok, my bad.
They were foreign noises that got integrated into the English language.
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
It means the same as
"sieg heil", trufax.

edit for spelling-mong.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Go easy on this prick, people, or not, no offence.
thank you mongy
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
i think you dropped your no offence, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
Hello Rathen.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Pssst
He was Barry Chuckle III I think
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
I see 'Barry Chuckle,' I think 'Rathen.'
He's ruined Barry Chuckle for me.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
I have?
Sorry.
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
In my dream last night I had one of the chuckle brothers as a lodger
dunno which one, I never used to watch them
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
You pushed someone's hard worked piece of shitty text off the bottom of the board for this?!?!
AARGGHGGSSJTRRRRRAGGGHHaaARRRRHEEehehhGGGgAARGRGGGGGARGRGGHHRHHRGRGRHHR
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Well, the methodology is clearly bunkum
but what should the millionth word be?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
"tweet"

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
Isn't that already a word?
Ok, the definition can be amended but it's still there isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
I don't know if a new definition counts as a new word... maybe it does.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Bordon
As in 'I just bordoned that' or 'I'm going to have a good bordon later'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
I had a giggle at "lardons" in Asda yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
Heh, when you get aroused by a large lady

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
I told cr3 I had a lardon for him and he just looked at me sadly and patted me on the head

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
Did he say 'aww, bless' too?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
I'm meant to be the mature one. Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
you should have tried
"wide-on like the Blackwall Tunnel"

that's the more mature approach.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
mmm bacon.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
baconbaconbacon

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
bacony mmmmms

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
Is that what happens when Mykey sees a sexy pie?


ROFFLEFATINTERMEME etc.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
All pies are sexy pies.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
BACON PIE?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
CHICKEN AND BACON CERTAINLY

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
well, have you seen this?
kotaku.com/5248752/the-millionth-word-in-the-english-language-could-be
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
haha
I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5885895
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
i'm not going to get involved in this as i'd probably be wrong, or not, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
Get back on the naughty step

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
OMG WAH HAPPENED?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
This only proves how much of a troll and the IMMEDIATE need for MODS to take ACTION
Wont someone think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
It should be "clunge"

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
HEY!
hey hey hey hey ehyheheheyeheye
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
Jobeisawesome

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
My mate has emphysema.
It's his own fault for smoking 40 a day, I say, but it still makes me :( and worry for him. He's on inhalers, and he says his lungs haven't felt so good in years. If he hadn't been smoking for so long, he might not have felt so awful.

It's enough to put you off for life seeing what smoking does to people. Blah.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
Not enough for me, I'm afraid.
I'll quit when I start breeding. Till then.... sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
Nothing like a bit of schadenfreude in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
You get my randomburn yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
Yes! I got it yesterday. Thank you! It's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
I'VE STILL ONLY HAD ONE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
This! Some people are so slack!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
everyone who is supposed to send me one but hasn't is a great big bum
YEAH I SAID IT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
I was never really keen on the
whole "smoking" malarkey. I'll stick to my own vices, alcohol, deep fried haggis and triple-choc-chip-cookies
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
One of my grandads died at 64 of that.
The other one died at 86 from a stroke, and smoked to the end. Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad,
and not kicking, crying and screaming like his passengers.
/dad joke
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Pfft.
Hai Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
What was that?
I can only hear background noise.

HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
Bzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
My grandad died during the holocaust.
He fell out the guard tower.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
if we took that as a scientific poll - which it isn't of course
then you're willing to bet on a 50% chance of shortened life and a really horrible death for the joy of cigs.

These aren't great odds.

/the zeal of a reformed smoker I know
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
No, not really.
I couldn't be bothered thinking of anything meaningful to say, so just stated how my grandparents died.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
My gran died at 86, also having seemingly smoked since her teens (she worked in the cigareette factory that used to exist in dundalk)

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
In better news
my friends had a baby boy yesterday. He's very very cute and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
CHUG CHUG CHUG

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
Babies are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
Oh fuck off you misery

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
haha, this.
I'm going to a party/picnic thing with work colleagues on Saturday, one with new twins. I know I'm going to get handed one at some point and then everyone will wander off.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
Well it's nice for them.
Just tell them you don't want it. You can do that you know
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)
I think it'd be a bit rude.
I'll just conveniently be elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
Say you'd love to but don't think you should
as you've already dropped three babies in the last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
"I have an unfortunate drop-kicking compulsion"

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
Or drop-kick it and prevent anyone foisting their sprogs on you again.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
And end up in jail.
But it'd be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
other peoples' kids are cute. as long as you can hand them back when they start crying
case in point: my baby cousin
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
Awww, what a lovely ickle beard.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I still swear you're wanting to be the new Athena man
Only with more shirt on.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
nah, if i was going to be an iconic poster
i'd be the tennis bum girl
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
I want to go to a psychic pinic in Pickwick.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Babies can't do anything for years
Worst toy ever
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
just like YOU!
dawww!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Yeah
ha great
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
cheer up
it's take that day
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
I KNOW!
It's very VERY exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
gay housemate really enjoyed it
i'm sure you will too
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
YEEEEEEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
apparently that 'gary go' was pretty good too
i've seen lots of posters but not heard anything of his
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
Garry Gum?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
i think they are roughly the same thing, yes
hello chap, how're things?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
Good.
Trying to work from home, despite the fact that Lilith keeps lying on all of my notes and stealing my pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
haha
good ol' lilith

i've still got a scar on my arm from her!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
Well I don't know what to do you see
my ma and friend are working today and so won't be getting there til after six. I think Gary Go is on about 5.30 ish and then there's another support act (who may or may not be The Script). They want me to hang around for them, but I don't think I want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
when jack went it was the saturdays
so no loss there
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
Ha yeah.
It was James Morrison last night. My friend showed up just as he was finishing. There's a massive mechanical elephant. It's going to be ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
That's mean
Gary Barlow's lost a lot of weight you know
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
I've got a gold medal

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
woo!
i have one too but it is probably less prestigious than yours
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
you worked for it, thus it is prestigious.
the effort is the important factor.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
that's true
but thousands of people got the same one as me

i'm still proud though. i should wear it more!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
I might wear mine as part of my bling.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
yeah, boyee

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
stopped a few times
probably will never for ever.. i live in london fuckit
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
Jez Kyle Twat alert!
He's not a GOD he's a COD!
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
Hello Bou.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
I was just going to say this.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
Which children's television character would play a b3tan in a popular war movie which has been slightly adjusted to involve porn?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
Mr Tumbles.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)
AAAhhhhhhhh!
Isn't Jeremy Kyle a twat...I wanna punch him!
(Undercoverbitch *-*, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Hello
I also have strong opinions about X and/or Y!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
Turning the telly off/over would be easier

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
Not turning it on in the first place gets my vote

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
This'll go down well

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
I think he'd be good for /qotw
like, a messiah
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
1st post.
*groans*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

(d) pun uop su s,o pl uop psdn oll
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Moist

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
Oh my.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
Only as much as everyone else is.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Morning
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
Tired, fucked off
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
Aww *hugs* AND *cuddles*
Traumatised after my evening venture to Ikea, it was like that small town in Deliverance
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
:D
I love Ikea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
Do you go in the evening though?
I went on Sunday and it was very crowded but everyone seemed pretty normal. Yesterday evening it was completely dead in there, very eerie with people defending their trolley contents like they were nuclear launch codes.
Plus, I'm pretty sure the checkout girl was flirting with me, which didn't go down well.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
I've not been in years
more of an antique person when it comes to furniture. I always have fun when I go though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
I'd love some more antique furniture
But funds don't allow it and I was in need of a new TV cabinet and side table.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
Oh I know the feeling
I'm slowly replacing all our flat pack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
The stuff I got matches my oak coffee table quite well
The flatpack stuff is a bit darker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Ikea banjos, rape, purdy mouths and long walks.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
so you've been lost in the ikea stock area too

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
you ain from around these pards are you boi?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
Don't forget the music of John Shuttleworth and suet.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
I'm not a bitch by the way......

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
Who the fuck...
Is Jeremy Kyle anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
Kilroy silk reincarnation.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
You know I think there might be a generation of people now
who vaguely hate Margaret Thatcher without having any clue why.

Also London is full of first time cycle-commutists today. It's A NON HELMET WEARING ARMAGEDDON WAITING TO HAPPEN !

Dust off that Muddy Fox and go get killed London !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
I think you should go down
into the tube tunnels and hunt zombies. That's what I'd do an' owt like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
It's no different to hating Hitler
Don't worry about it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
It is different
in many ways
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)
I'd contend it is precisely the same
Just to see what you said.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)
I would ignore you
just to see how you like them fucking apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)
I would be over there playing a game on facebook

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
This says more about you
than it does about Thatcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
of course it is
now please grow up
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
SSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
snake! it's a snake!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
Frangipani
is my word of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
When I think of it
I imagine a vagina made of maripan.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
pol pot was a bit of a cunt apparently
never met him.. though i'd brick him if i did.. so what's your point?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
You wouldnt
You'd go "Look theres Pol Pot, someone ought to hit him with a brick" then gawp a bit, then wander off.

Everyone would, other than the mentally ill or actual relatives of people he killed.

In the same way that 99% of racists would actually be polite if a big black man came up to them and asked for the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
first of all relatives of mine did die there
secondaly outside knowledge always helps and modern technology doesn't hurt
third stop being a twat.. ok?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
Oh dear
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
you're not coming out of this very well

just thought you should know
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
what spelling?
or the fact that a rifle scope was technology?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
ending your post with a childish insult is a very good way of nullifying your point

you big poo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)
haha
probably right

i did just do a massive poo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
I imagine this event
as being akin to a cut worm gaining a new friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
What about a small black man?

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
He'd probably do a hilarious Tom Jones impression, then take his top off to show his improbably developed physique.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
Typical, there all the same.
Those racist.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
It's not unusual.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
Pfft
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
I'm having to get the bus.
THE BUS. Oh the horror.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)
What's wrong with your wheels of steel?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
Someone stole her stepladder
and she cant mount it.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
There's absolutely no way I'm driving through central London

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
I was down there the other day
Those nutters on rickshaws!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
Streatham high street.
Just no.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
best thing about streatham high street is the cafe 'perfect blend'
their breakfasts are fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
Buses are the locomotive choice of the proletariat.
You have my deep sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
i do not like buses, no sirree

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
I like the bus, it's music and sleepy time.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
I can't sleep on a bus
They small too much like tramp and takeaway
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)
What do you do for a job, Mrs Olin?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
She goes on intrepid expeditions to retrieve the last pringles from the bottom of the tube for fat people.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)
hello, much later.
Support and training for a software/website company.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
But mainly the pringle thing, right?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
mostly the pringle thing, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
*minifive*
Hello sugarplum. How's it hanging?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
swingin' in the breeze, RR.
And your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
proud and loud, my dear.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)
Heightist!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
i've fallen asleep drunk on a night bus in london
but only that sort of 'fall asleep, head lolls forward, wake up, rinse, repeat' sleep
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
Are stagecoach still running things there in the south?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
I was working for Olivetti Computers
when that cunt was PM. I will most definately visit her grave when she carks it to leave a personal memorial.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
By the time she dies
most of the people who were actually working at the time of her power will be pensioners.

It'll be a big, wee smelling riot in grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
I don't think she will last too long now.
Someone was saying she will get a state funeral. I say drag her carcass through the streets of London behind a bin lorry so we call all throw lumps of shit at it as it passes by.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
CARS
there are many on the roads. I'm surprised they fit all these people in London every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)
i'm having my first cup of tea in 48 hours
mmm... tea
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)
I got the train to Charing Cross and walked.
I got lost, but using my male powers of orientation, I managed to guide my way to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
meaning you just wandered into a biggish building and set up shop there?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Cashier: "Welcome to McDonalds sir, how can I help you?"
Me: "Ah ah! The question is, how can I help YOU?"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
When she dies who will be the new Maggie?

I think fern britten has probably commited some secret hate crimes
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
the propogation of ryvita can not be forgiven

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
The violent and completely
unprovoked molestation of Phillip Schoefield. How do you think his hair turned white?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
Someone swapped his shampoo with tipex?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
apparently one of his pet names for her is...
'minty minge'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
Muddy Fox
I wanted the muddy fox they had in the toy department of Allders so bad. When I was a kid. There still going but haven't really kept up with the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
Muddy Fox: Niche X Files porn.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
Did you ever watch the red shoe diaries?
I saw one ages ago where this chap liked to cover women in confectionery to make them look like cakes. Sexy cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
Yeah, I've seen that.
If I rememeber it was pant rubbing porn, you didn't see anything.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
Fox was a narrator I think.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
sounds good to me!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
They've just started making proper bikes again
They need a while to change their brand identity really. At the moment the name conjures up the image of a rusty old rigid framed bike in neon colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
Just looked at there website £399 for a full sus.
I remember there bikes being insainly expensive, probably becuase I was getting £1.20 pocket money a week.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)
Maybe this will make for cheerier commuters
All I ever hear people say about the tube is how much it annoys them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
The tube is shit
everyone should buy a segway and waft through London like an eccentric Oxford Don.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)
YEAH YEAH ALSO I AM YEAH!
ETC.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)

so Balders, how are you planning to take advantage of the tube strike?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)
I'm sneaking down the tracks planting explosives.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)

crazee
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)
It's not true. Sorry. I am not planting explosives.
I just said it for attention.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
You know
There are explosive devices on every train in the country. Ten at either end of the train.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
tell me more..
oh go on.. emergency track close.. train of death stopper what is the PLAN
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)
Detonators
Small yellow discs of explosive that go bang on impact. You stick them to the track in emergency situations so any oncoming trains know there's something amiss.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)
oh
why not fire roman candles at their face
that would get their attention more

the railways dissapoint once again
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
I'm not here to apologise for the failings of our industry
They pay me good money for all this indifference
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
give us a job
go on give us a job
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
Fuck off
Anyone with punctuation in their name is doomed to mediocrity
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
such a shame

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
:-( oh Balders
this is no way to start the day
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)
hundreds of red lights just started flashing in MI5
Start running now
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
Hello
It is the morning. Soon I will get dressed, after that I will go to Morrison's where I will buy some fish. Some time later a woman is coming to inspect my flat, then she will go, then Ms Official will come for food, it will be fish and some other things, then she will go back to work, then ANYTHING can happen. Who knows what bounty the day holds. I can't wait.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)
The probablem with that is
I'm not overly keen on fish.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)
they're probably not all that keen on you either.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
I'm not overly keen on you
How do you like that bastard, eh?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)
I don't. :(

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:45, archived)
Let that be a lesson to you
And I mean everyone, not just you. Pay heed to my wisdom on matters.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:47, archived)
you really need a good spanking

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)
SMASHING GREAT NICE TO FEEL YA!
bullet to the head etc.
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
I AM MORE COOL THAN THE POST BELOW THIS ONE
What are you pretty fly for?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
GIRL WANTS ATTENTION.
FATTIES APPLY WITHIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:33, archived)
APPLY WITHOUT FOR ENTRY WITHIN
 
ACCESS: DENIED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:04, archived)
KNOWN DATE FOR REAPPLICATION:
NEVER
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:06, archived)
Rev. Cleo started a thread then didn't reply.
There's a rarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)
She'll check later to see how popular she was, no doubt.
I'm off to bed.
Goodnight Tubbies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:08, archived)
night fatty

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)
Goodnight man.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)
Maybe Cleo fell asleep at her desk from boredom.
I do that sometimes. Then I wake up with lines on my face from the keyboard.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)
She has form when it comes to this.
:(


Goodnight you big bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:13, archived)
do I need to get my tits out to prove I'm not a bloke?
cos I won't you know. You can just wait until I grace you with my presence at a bash.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:16, archived)
i really don't wan to see gilgy with fake breasts and
lipstick
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:48, archived)
I don't wear lipstick and these puppies are real. :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 5:15, archived)
gilgy goes to bed about 9
so we'll see
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)
about nine? in 2 hours? pffft I'll still be here.
easily.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)
i think this is really well done
dedication
excellent back story
love it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)
you wait and see.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)
have an obligatory "YM" post.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)
crosshairs on your forehead
wave or i'll shoot you
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)
a white guy

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)
I just realised some music I like is now 10 years old...
also I had the messiest subway sandwich ever
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)
that doesn't matter,
a lot of the music I like is well over twice my age.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)
I know but the realisation, thinking it was only yesterday...
I need to start drawing my pension..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
ahah OLD.
just kidding. No mid life crises here okay?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)
I am hopefully way off a mid life crisis!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)
good to know.
I feel bad for a teacher I had two years back - was reduced to tears by his other maths class. Just relentlessly going on and on at him when they saw the first grey hair coming out his ear. He took six months leave and then quit.
Oops.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)
It was you wasn't it...
YOU
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:12, archived)
me? never. I'm too fluffy to relently and systematically go on and on at someone.
That's mean behaviour.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:17, archived)
i don't belive the wax cylinder
was invented then
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:56, archived)
c'est la vie
 
in the last couple of years I have attended the fiftieth birthday parties of some of my favourite local artists.
and they still rock the pants off the posing amateurs that pass for musicians these days
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:25, archived)
It is bed time.
Yesterday was my birthday and I was awake to enjoy all 24 hours of it. It was pretty OK.

Now sleep.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:09, archived)
happy birthday for yesterday then. :)
sleep well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)
9th of June?
 
THAT IS JOHNNY DEPP'S BIRTHDAY, TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 6:38, archived)
hahaha
how would you know tha.. oh you're from auckland
how do?
i lived there for 10yrs
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:00, archived)
I happened to be on the front page of imdb and it told me.
I did not have it entered in my diary.
I do not have a diary.

Ten years eh? well, it's still a shithole. :)
Me, I'm good - failing to catch up on the work I should have been doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)
a shite guy

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

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