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I am so, so sorry.

so sorry.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)

oof! get in!

Benedict Cumberbatch, in my list of actors least likely to have ever used public transport

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)

Yes but you have to let him off for having a fantastic last name!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:17, archived)

I had to filename

Very good :)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)

heheh...

too tempting.

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enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)

mornin' hippies

5000pixels of right scroll goodness------+

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)

I can tell Jesus has just returned from the dead

He's dragging the darkness with him like a shroud ;)

I like it anyway. Even if it is 5000px wide.

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boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)

Hahaha

*buys numpty seven dork buns*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)

headshot

haha excellent!!

think after that i'll squat & plop this here instead.

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)

No Hippy Sandals ?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)

hehe no.. 'elf n safety on't wards & all that

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha

His next job is to sort out the "trick or treaters" in 2 weeks time

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)

Candle!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)

Ooh ta

And you look smashing in a dress :)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)

that woman needs to get more decisive with her

cheeses

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)

that was her decision

Also: Riverghost. I love what you've done with your hair

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)

^ CANDLES!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)

hahahaha!

'Ker Blammo... Headshot'
*genuflects*

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enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)

The pay off is a

brilliant twist.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)

FP this now

because:

a) it's great
b) the front page could do with a bit of width for a change

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)

Nice to see you...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)

Good game, good game

Good pic, good pic.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)

Nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)

To see you nice!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)

loverly stuff Wildish

I still have your bob monkhouse one saved somewhere
*clicky

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:52, archived)

Stop THIEF!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)

that's a nice bonus,

Brucie! Good stuff.

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enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

Only one suggestion for today...

'Eduard Khil's Haircut' asked for Tanya Roberts in the Beastmaster, you decide the scene :oD - I hope this is ok?
To add to the girly VAGS, I have included Vanessa Marcil.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)

and for todays odd couple...
Sarah Ferguson and Stephen Tompkinson of 'Brassed Off' fame, because it mean I can mention Tara Fitzgerald again.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)

Criminy, my dad took me to see Beastmaster when it was in the cinema. I'm old.

Tim Robbins and it has to be Angela Lansbury for tomorrow.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)

I think my dad may have gone on his own...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)

Pfft! Hahahahaha!

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)

Whay does it have to be Angela Lansbury?

It Comes....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)

I have worked with Tara F

And Pete Pos' and Stephen T.
Yes, I was an extra in Brassed Off. The bit where the band goes to Saddleworth on Whit Friday was filmed in the next village to me.

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)

Can I have a signed photo?

* Fwaps

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)

No probs

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)

I like this.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 15 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)

Nicely :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)

Man down

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)

Nicely done

(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

I see these sort of pictures often.

Are they illustrations or just Photoshop filtered images?

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)

you can do them with something like vectormagic.com

it does all the tracing and shading for you and saves you about ten solid hours' graft. what wb does to make it a bit less of a "chuck any old pic through a filter" is choose a bit of the original picture and shop it back into the results. (or if he's using an autovector plugin, he masks that bit out before running it through.) he'll normally mask out the eyes and the clothes, or something like that. it can give the results quite an interesting feel.

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boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)

^ What she said

and thanks for the comment that these "give the results quite an interesting feel".

That was always the plan..

I also like stripes...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)

ass

bigger than tha moon
:D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)

oh yes, we like our trunks

with the junk

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:32, archived)

dat onion be makin my eyes water

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)

Ey up Wobs

For tomorrow, please to do Oscar Wilde and Angela Lansbury.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)

"Bored of children" Angelina Jolie announces adoption of three jockeys

(twattybanjo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 4:32, archived)

Madonna becomes second celebrity to adopt a jockey

(twattybanjo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 4:51, archived)

Elton John dismisses as "ludicrous" accusations of bandwagon-jumping as he too adopts a jockey

(twattybanjo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 4:53, archived)

Jockey charities quick to cash in on new celeb craze

(twattybanjo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 5:08, archived)

So you could say

the celebrities are jockeying for them?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 6:04, archived)

Can't even give the little fuckers away free?

I suggest boiling them and store them for another time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 6:46, archived)

I find that jockeys are some of the most collectable people

I just hope those so called stars don't just put them out on the street when they're done with them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)

pffft

also best Big Train sketch ever

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:53, archived)

They're not as noisy, they generate some income

and they stand a better chance of being housebroken...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)

and on the fith day

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:04, archived)

Bifta Jesus with toy AK

and previous compo right hand

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:07, archived)

been done already by me :) feb 2010

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FIEND, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)

pe roast for compo. ;)

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FIEND, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)

oh jesus frank!

bindun? surely bindun

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)

dunno,

but i like this one. i may even give it a little click

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)

He turned flour into hooter dust,

anadin into disco biscuits.

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:44, archived)

Been done by me. Can't upload though as I have no comp :(

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FIEND, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:00, archived)

bumclouds

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:02, archived)

I like this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:26, archived)

And you win the bankster's Medal of Honor.

It is an American medal

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)

north american, or south american

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

As in United States of America, where they can't spell Honour.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)

ah, that explains the red, white and blue colors -- my favorites

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:37, archived)

but they don't spell it with a u in south america either

/pedant blog

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:37, archived)

but in the rest of the Americas

They spell all of the other words wrong too.

(Canada excluded, mainly)

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 6:23, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 6:44, archived)

I wish my teeth did that. Think how much easier eating would be!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:29, archived)

Quite the rack.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)

Perfect for eating corn on the cob like they do in the cartoons.

Or maybe crimping pasties on an industrial scale.

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

Needs a pic!

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:29, archived)

yup

it's a pic

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)

neverending supply of crazed aunties

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:37, archived)

"Drink your tea dear :)

I SAID DRINK YOUR FUCKING TEA"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:40, archived)

I suspect

Your Auntie was from the same crop as my Grandmother

Tea!

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)

What would Jesus do?

Edit: I was going for 'Smite'

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

If hes in my room again....

...He better not have touched the mini-bar.

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)

Calm down, noones touched your mini-bar fatty.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)

or his Mars Bar

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:06, archived)

As foretold in Revelation...?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

As I understand it

Mark 11:15–19, 11:27–33; Matthew 21:12–17, 21:23–27; Luke 19:45–48, 20:1–8;John 2:13–16

The only time Jesus used force.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)

The only time Jesus used force.

Was to deal with the corrupt bankers.

You might think religion is shit but the corrupt bankers definitely need dealing with.

I suspect that the wine that I'm turning into water may have inspired this

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:24, archived)

build a house next door to you?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

He might

but I don't see how that relates to this.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)

bilderberg

he'd slaughter each and every one of them, not before anally raping osborne and mandleson.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

Osborne

We PAID for Osborn to go there!
Edit: I didn't have the time to show all the little asshats being vapourised.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)

And the lurkers shall inherit ther earth.....

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

he doesn't look very jesusy.

are you sure it's him?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

It might be....then again it could be the jesus tribute act, "Steve-us"

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

well, i think we need to establish his identity before you compo it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

well........

I'll stick with jesus for now, unless a "Steve-us" compo arises in the near future.To win I must lurk harder then ever before....

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

"...pay 4 for their sins" ?

i'm not sure the real son of god would make such a grammatical error

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

You would think so, eh?

But sadly not, the sign has been made.........I'll page Mr. christ to tell him about the error. He's not going to be happy with Mr.Benign, the sign maker.

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)

he should lead by example

and forgive him

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

He only helps those....

....Who help themselves.

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

so, it's kind of paradoxical then?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)

you give a man a fish...

fuck, nevermind

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)

And he'll sniff it and fantasize that he's with a woman.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)

no stigmata, but he looks cross

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

Thats...

...His "So you ran him over?" Face. Tends to get around £5,000 and a trip to spain that. He also does "Sad face" , "Understanding face" and of course "Blue Steel".

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

I think that's his "I need to poo" face.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

Maybe a...

.."Kind of half forcing one out" face? or the "I've just farted and shat" face?

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

sharted!

gambled and lost

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

Yes...but he's thinking very deeply about it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

*Jesus in deep thought*

"if only i packed a spare change of pants today..."

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

Spare robes in his car.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

Wow...

....He takes the batmobile to the office? Wait a moment, Is Jesus Batman?

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

Batman's car is black.

This is a Trinity Fuck Rocket.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

edit - this is my 4500 post! do you feel special?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

I'm not worthy...there's still time to delete.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)

i'll try and encourage more posts first

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)

Draw rapey dinosaurs...that really brings 'em in.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)

computer issues are preventing the drawing of the aforementioned dinosaurs

will a seahorse do for the time being?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:19, archived)

More like a weehorse

It is very yellow

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:23, archived)

it's so it burns into your retina

you'll be seeing this forever

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

PISSHORSE

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)

All horses are pisshorses. They could be used to put out fires.

The only thing I've seen piss more than a horse was an elephant I rode on once.
Its shitting was even more impressive.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:28, archived)

It's all about the piss and shit with you isn't it?

One of my proudest possessions is a baobab seed taken from a pile of elephant dung. A massive pile of shit with 1000's of massive seeds, a sight to behold.
/massiveshitdiving adventureblog

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)

I fucking saw one of those cars when I was a kid.

Talk about weird. I think it has a turbine engine.

Alright, I'll just shut up now. I'm showing my age.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

It goes underwater and everything.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

and everything

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

Jesus Christ

Super Car...

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An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)

Came down from heaven in a wonderbra

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)

It's Charlton Heston with facial hair

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

aww c'mon, he's the jesusiest

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)

Tell me about your username -

- it looks like a load of brackets and slashes from here.

I'm guessing that there are lots of foreign characters in there that I don't have installed on my puny netbook.

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

I think it says 'Danny' but with very wide Ns

I'm guessing it's a reference to him being a fatty.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

DaNNy BoY

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

The pies, the pies are calling...

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

oh Dan-knee Boy-EEE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

Well its..

...Supposed to read "DaNNY" , as of course I was a "hip / Down-with-the-kids" Kid, when I opened the account. Though thinking about it now, it may look a bit twatish.

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

not overly twatish

merely 'xbox live gamertag with a dash of twat'
;)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

my comedy account has a generic xbox generated sounding user name

i mean, it would if i had one, that is

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

I NOW FEEL RATHER FOOLISH

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

shame on you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

we never forgive

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

Or forget

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(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)

...forget what?...........................oh well....see ya's o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

never forgive da-box-slash-box-box-slash-boxit-y

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)

Would anyone notice if they did?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

*Objection*

It's Jesus Wright

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Tagnut loves pies, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

10/10 for jesusosity

well done da-box-slash-box-box-slash-boxit-y

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)

Finally

Somebody types my name how it was supposed to be written!

(Da[]\[][]\[]Y Well.....That was nice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)

da box slash box da box slash box da box slash box da box com

da box com
da box com
box.. box.. box.. box com

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)

shit!

are you gonna be okay?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

that was da box slash box by fatboy danny

The fat fuck

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

OMG, you can't park a van in this thread

...oh nevermind -- it's just a fat kid

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)

In stores now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

Easter Island soft porn

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

you can't get porn worse than this

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

It'll make you rock hard

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)

If you're stoned.

(which i am *toast to mr.V wherever you are!*)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

You may be correct there.

Crotch shots are rather thick and filled in.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

Turning the pages is a real bitch.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SUMER FASHION JOKE I LIKE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:41, archived)

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 5:40, archived)

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connor, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

Lovely....

* But can it be ~~milked~~ watered?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

If it could talk it would say "feed me".

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

you mean like this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6DjLFX6m6I&feature=player_embedded

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)

Haha. I've not seen the new version.

I was a kid when the black and white one came out. I remember my dad running around the house yelling "feed me!".

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)

its w whole film!

and... the bad guy its :S Steve martin

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)

sandcrawler roof garden

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

I like that, it kind of grows on you.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

nice plantimation

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)

Fuck yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

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connor, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)

That's cool

I planted beans in my garden last week, and that's exactly what I expect to happen!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

seedbonergerminations?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

with a CDC in every pod

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)

A Proud Day In The Sun

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blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

There are lots of pictures on the internet.

This is one of them.

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

No it's not.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

He's hardly beaming it from his memory banks.

Ergo...

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)

This is all a bit too technical for me.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

No it's not.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

It probably isn't.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

Wow.

I've never seen that before. Not never.

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

Oi mate

your printer cartridge has run out again.

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)

It's Cock Bridge to the left of Johnson's Juice Crew.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

So darn cute a big hood with one eye,
Girls can't keep their hands off of him
And neither can I.

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

Talkin' Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)

This place is for stuff you did yourself

Come to think of it wasn't it actually a b3tan who orginally did this?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

Design the bridge so it would show lightcocks?

That's dedication.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

Maybe it was The Great Architect?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)

haha

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)

Prollybindun

but who doesn't enjoy some late night cock action ?

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)

This one goes up to 11

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blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)

whoah, fuck yes!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:07, archived)

Why do people say Jesus H Christ anyway?

(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

It's short for "harefucker"

He had a hankering for hare that dinner couldn't help

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

Odd trousers he is wearing

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

In a peculiar order are your words.

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4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

Not really

It's like "Nice shirt you've got there" or "Crap weather we're having"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

It's the lack of contraction that made it sound odd to me.

"Odd trousers he's wearing" wouldn't have sounded like that annoying little one off star wars.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)

R2D2?

Beboobeep

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

Even I know that he's one of the robots.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

That's what he wants you to think.

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

Droids.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

This is true

I don't know why I didn't contract it to be honest.

What I do know, is that I should go to bed. Goodnight all!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)

sweet dreams

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4Q just lurking, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

It's short for "Harold".

As in the Lord's Prayer:

"Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Harold be thy name."

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

Pffffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:39, archived)

I'm pretty sure the Hebrew translation for Hosea is actually little known "HOSER".

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

freebasefuck

(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

He sure does have an eye for the pretty ones.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

its flanbase go

(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)

Surprising, he usually dresses for the occasion.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

fuck

(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)

Hahahaha christ

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

Hahahaha, no!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

WE HAVE THE POWER

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

Play the themesong faster, you baggage!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

Holy Gayness!!!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)

jumping someone else's

train

thanks Nutmeat x

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maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

you're very welcome

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

Great arm-face matching there :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)

thanks :) it seemed like a good idea at the time

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

fwiw I think it's a great idea, maybe a difficult time to post right now

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

is it ever a good time on b3ta! yay!

i made a gif at last.. cheers Valin :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

Does a blank message mean you're not talking to me?

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

It means his typewriter ribbon needs changing

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

Actual lol.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

srsly?

wow, just wow
/youtube response

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

Shut up Pedro

this is exactly why I have you on ignore.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

Pfffttt...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)

fuckface

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)

I found yur home video

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

:D mofaha iz a freek :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)

that was his youtube reaction after i posted my spring picture

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

Yasrsly.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)

The ends of what? O_O

Also, thank you for posting. I know it might upset some people, but this is b3ta, that^ is b3ta, and Valin loved this place for what it is.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

Hair.

It's a hairdressing term I believe.

Also, I don't see how it could decrease the sentiment towards Valin's passing at all.

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

Ooh look at you with your fancy hairdressing terms

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

I know how use tweezers responsibly.

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

It doesn't in my opinion.

He didn't mope over his condition in the slightest so I don't see why we should.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

it doesn't

people are feeling sensitive, but it doesn't detract anything from the thread below

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

i absolutely agree

and eventually someone has to make a post. slagging someone off for making a post sounds absurd to me. to be honest i was tempted to make something daft and post it myself

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

^this^

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maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

I'm happy that I'm the one who made themselves look a twat not you.

YAY!

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

it's all relative :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

waste of time

everyone already knows i'm a twat. if you'd have held off there'd have been one of us looking like a twat. now there's two of us. YOU SACRIFICED YOURSELF FOR NOTHING.

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

twat

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4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)

It's okay,

I'm a fan of twats.

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4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

many people are

i'm quite partial myself

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boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

oh yeah! fuck.. well that's noobs for you

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maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)

yeah

fucken noobs

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

I SACRIFICED MYSELF FOR GAYSHIFT

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

WE'VE ALL SACRIFICED OURSELVES TO THE GAYSHIFT

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

LIES AND PIPES

I do like these Lovecraftian Peanuts

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)

i resent life getting in the way enough that i'm not making more than 2 a year right now

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boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)

u_u

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

^ What they all

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

View-> Show-> Next Alternative

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

Chatroulette?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

I'd love to know how to make a blank post.

I tried typing nothing and I tried putting spaces in both fields and now I'm all out of ideas.

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

AMPERSANDnbsp;

AMPERSANDnbsp;

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

i wondered if you'd do that

you seem to have figured it out, anyway

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)

Somebody gazzed me THE GREAT SECRET

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)

i hoped that writing ampersand all in capitals would guide you to the ampersand symbol. i probably should have explained better

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boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

haha no

I tried both, neither worked for me.
Thanks for your help though :D.

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Shlvng, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)

that was spaces in both fields

dunno why it didn't work for you

if it works, AMPERSANDnbsp; in both fields will "definitely" work

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

Oh right. Back to work then.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

Hahaha

Does he also do pubes?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

Is Sir requiring a quimtrim?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

Just trying to make my cock look longer, cheers

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

Have you tried having a long cock?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

It's never enough

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)

Ooh now I have a craving for ham trim

Luckily I have some salami, which is just as good

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

YES

He does pubes with a special flail attachment

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

both ends?

let's face it, someone was going to post something

we aren't exactly.. well

known for taste

and yes.. I know

and..

um.

it'll all be cdc's within the next 24 hours

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

CAVs I reckon

It's what he would have wanted.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

that too

more strange x flip images!

damn it!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

Where is her humanism!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

Safely tucked away in the fridge, like normal people's humanisms.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

phwoar!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

^ Yeah

So have something jebus related.

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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

hahahah

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Let's

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Haha

Always have to step it up, don't you ?

_{::initiates lady garden reference::}

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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

i still love this

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)

That crazy jesus!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

Yeah but it could have been something... how to say this... good?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Yes.

It 's of small size and it can scan channels quickly. It has a low requests for the system and can be installed easily. The USB is easy to use.It has a series of functions including playing, stressing the ts sympol stream, recording mpeg4 and so on

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Good is a matter of opinion, right?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

... You got me there.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

What a crap reply.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

Sorry :P I meant

The labia majora are lip-like structures consisting mostly of skin and adipose tissue, which extend on either side of the vulva to form the pudendal cleft through the middle.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

*spluffs*

You always know how to finish me off, babe.

Buggering off to bed. Gnite!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

Haha! Nighty night! :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

I apologise for posting something not good

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

In this case Too Soon

is too soon

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

How long is an appropriate time of non-posting after a tribute to a recently deceased b3tan?

Let us know and I'll ask Rob to pop it in the FAQ

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

That's a bit of a disingenuous reply

I'm sure Valin would want normal service to be resumed ASAP but at least with something better than this.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)

It's always too soon, but life rolls on.

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)

Dude, just click ignore on anyone who posts a new thread then.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

I CANNOT ENDORSE YOUR HAIRCUTTING TECHNIQUE IDI AMIN

also pls stop eating ppl

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

LITTLE KNOWN FACT:

IDI WAS HIGHLY RESPECTED IN WHOLESALE HAIRCUT RESEARCH.

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

Professor Chike cannot approve of the incidence of hair cutting while operation of a tractor is in operation

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

IMAGE: ENDORSED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

HAIRCUTS VS PHYSICS :

NO CONTEST, HAIRCUTS CANNOT BE DISPROVEN

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

Wise words.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)

HE KEPT FRESH HEADS IN THE FREEZER TO PRACTICE ON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

IF YOU STARED AT HIM YOU WERE OK

IF YOU STARED AT HIM THROUGH GLASSES BAD HAPPEN

edit:

I HAVE ERRORED IN EVIL LEADER IDENTIFICATION

IT WAS POL POT

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

Needs more FUDGE!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

Awww, I wish I'd thought of that.

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

Don't get snippy with me

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

Valin tribute thread

Happytoast suggested it would be a good idea to FP a post of Valin's as a tribute and as a place for you to add your comments. Good idea.

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rob, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

well for starters, i'm clicking this

then i think i'm gonna get drunk.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

^ What she said.

Sleep well Valin.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

other way round here. But same end! nice!

(waxdart hello., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

i need more booze :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

Farewell you lovely guy.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

A simply brilliant man - many people try to create a unique style in their art and Valin had true style.

If there is a heaven it's rocking now! Rest in Peace mate and say hello to my James.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Rest In Peace My Friend

There were many times I was down in the dumps, and there'd always be one person there with a helping hand and an ear to lend. He was a master at turning a frown into a smile.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

this

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--- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)

Here's one of his that I kept and love:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

That's Valin :)

Wish I had kept more. So good. Thanks for posting.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)

Check out -D-'s post below for a link to Valin's blog.

He was following 3 of my blogs under the name "Sir Real". He's a true friend.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)

This 100%

He genuinely and totally 100% was my favorite person on here, and I'll miss him so much, he made me happy when I was sad so many times.

This place for me will never be quite the same for me without him.

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)

Bye bye buddy

thanks for all the laughs and chat. I'll genuinely miss you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

Shit.

His stuff always cracked me up...and his attitude was great. RIP you gif-making loon.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

I'm absolutely stunned.

I've been away so long I didn't even know he was ill :( He was one of my first friends here and I'll never forget the kindness he gave this stupid n00b.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

he didn't really talk about his illness

i don't think any of us knew just how bad it was. he always seemed to just get on with it. at least he never lost his spirit or his sense of humour :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

Rest in peace, you wonderful bloke.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

U will be missed Valin!

(Fly Projector, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

If you can read this,

I hope the weather is fine.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

...you'll never leave us :(

but you'll be sadly missed

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

All the best Valin

See you on the other side

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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

what she said... ;(

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

and :)
beautifully said.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

Adios mate

You seemed like a genuinely nice guy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

I never really knew Valin, just saw him around.

Still, he made lots of people smile. If I can say the same about myself I'll die happy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

this ^

all the best to his family and friends right now.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

gonna miss his crazy gifs

he added a much needed element of insanity to this place

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mutated monty, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

Thanks Rob and thanks Valin for being a part of b3ta and making us laugh and smile

I'm going to miss your crazy face on your gifs,
and damn could you play the drums.

Cheers chap, happy trails

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

Poor Valin :(

I will miss his pics.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

RIP Mr. Valin.

You will be greatly missed by all of us.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

Very, very sad to hear this

He was always so supportive and generous to me on here and You Tube. Will be sorely missed. RIP buddy.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

Had no idea he was ill

time for a single malt and a bit of thinking

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

bye valin, i'll miss your generous replies to my shite pics and your inimitable style ;(

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)

just had to make SOMETHING for you Valin....hope you like it bud....*heavy heart* :(

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)

oh excellent

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

Nicely done...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

Haha :) I'm sure he'd appreciate this.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

cheers.........I'm sure he'd love all these wonderful tributes as well

it's an awesome send-off and befitting of a genuine nice chap.He survived Vietnam...maybe that helped him to appreciate life more.His enthusiasm never seemed to wane.And he spent his last few years doing what he loved......making gifs.

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Wow, I didn't know he was a 'Nam veteran.

The sheer fact that even with that he was still one of the kindest people you could know, is amazing. We've definitely lost a great man.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

i'm sad, reading all the posts here, that i haven't been on long enough to have had the pleasure...

..but his gifs are bonkers! top bloke, long may he live on in meme :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

Nicely done

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

Haha. It'll always be too soon.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

Class, Elvis.

Nicely done.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

fuck yeah

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

I like this

I think Valin would of as well

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Nice one!

Couldn't be more appropriate.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

Wonderful and so fittiing

He would completely approve.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

:')

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

That's lovely :'D

Also, the tributes here should probably get a mention in this thread too, before they're lost off the bottom of the board

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

^this

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)

I'm sure he'd have loved that :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

a fitting tribute to a top wobbler :D

rip valin, you top wobbler you !

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

haha...indeed he was....let's just remind ourselves......... :D

www.b3ta.com/board/10268941

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

brill

you do em the best - including tributes

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

We can only imagine how Valin would have made a self tribute....

bet it would have contained fudge.....lots of it...heh heh......what a star he was:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

amen to that Sir

I am tooupset / pissed etc to do a proper trib tonight

Will do a full on one tomorrow. Don't know what yet - but I will

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

*hugs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

I hope his family and friends get directed to this thread...and the other threads...

very heart warming even at such a sad time :)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

Yes, it would be good for them to know that he was well loved here too.

Not that it would surprise them of course!

Also,my thoughts are with his family and friends.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

I hope so as well

Wish we could send some sort of tribute to his family and friends from B3ta

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

i'm sure they loved him at least as much as we did

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

this

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

Quality.

:salute:

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

They're singing the woo-yeah blues!

Lovely tribute

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

Nice one :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

Nicely:)

that bring a tear to my eye:(

(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

know what you mean

had a lump in my throat while I "reconstructed" it.It's been a blur since I first spotted Valin's name on Happytoast's first comment to Rob's newsletter.Such a shock :(

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

ha... excellent send off.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

As usual your deft, genius touch is superbly fitting mate

Lovely stuff :)

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Ninj, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:01, archived)

That's lovely,

He'd have been tickled pink by this, I'm sure. :)

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enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)

Fab

A proper b3ta send off

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)

I'm sure Valin would have loved this..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)

So long, you nutter!

I'll miss your Valinisms.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

he'll be missed

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

i can't believe it, i knew he was ill but this is just, no.

EDIT: for those of you who may want to browse through his whacky vids, here's valin's youtube www.youtube.com/user/sirealestates

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

Thanks for that, I look forward to going through them all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

Ah, I was looking for that, cheers matey.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

That's sorted out the next few hours then...

Only looked at couple so far and looking forward to the rest...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

I kind of imagine he was as laid back in the real world as his internet persona was,

didn't get into slagging anyone off, just posted his bonkers gifs and even more bonkers
comments :) RIP fella.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

We weren't on the board at the same time of day very often but I enjoyed his gifs and his comments when we were.

He seemed like a good bloke and did some great stuff.

I remember him mentioning being ill and it's a damn shame it got him in the end.

See you on the flipside, fella.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

:( thats really sad news

going to miss your gifs :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

aw bugger

i knew he wasn't well, lovley dude he will be missed.

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

Bye Bye Valin

A unique, quite bonkers and gentle gentleman of the old school has been lost..raising a glass to you, Sir.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

Goodbye

To one of the good guys.

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Schrodinger, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

Sad news

Fairwell Valin.

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lemoncurry alright., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

Go well, Valin.

But, Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Sir, you are already missed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

ok, that's done it

tissue time :'(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

this

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

I have gone through all my best images

nothing is worthy of you

rest in deep peace my friend. Let nothing ever hurt you again.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

I'm genuinely sorry to jump in here,

but that's really touched me. What a kind and beautiful thing to say.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

thank you Sir

hold hands and wish him well

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

So long fella...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

oh fuck

I feared this was the case. He hadn't long found out.

See ya Valin, you animator of madness.

Slap Steve Jobs for me.

:(

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

Ah, sad news.

First came the joy of his images, then the marvel of the word play in his replies.

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

that guy on the drumz looks like josef fritzl crossed between colonel gadaffi.

(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

that's the man himself

he'd probably reply

"fritzil schnitzel"

:)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

yes he would :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

sounds about right

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

i'm going to miss banjo/guitar dueling with him on the gayshift

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

i know :(

was thinking about this thread earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/9669928

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

this just made me laugh like a loon

i didn't even know i could play the banjo!
the fact that he chose to 'shop my pic makes me very proud :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

What a great thread....

and what a leg-end Valin was...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

haha...damn right he would

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

Hahaha

that sounds about right :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

he always reminded me of scatman

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

Sad news

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

Farewell Valin, you made me laugh many, many times.

Thanks for all the laughs. b3ta was better place for your input.

I feel that we would have been great friends if we met up in meatspace, I hope we get to meet up if there is some kind of afterlife.

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

I didn't know him...

Sad news nonetheless, thoughts with all his family & friends

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

Rip Valin

Glad to have spoken to you recently where you called me a brother which meant a lot. Cheerio old chap!

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FIEND, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

Such a shame.

The world, and b3ta, will be a little less good now that he's gone.

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4Q just lurking, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

The man was completely hatstand!

And never failed to cheer me up. Cancer is a real cunty fuck.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

You will be missed

Thank you for your surreal and funny posts. Thank you for always replying with something to my dull and unfunny posts. Thank you for always replying to my reply of your wonderful work. Thank you for making me feel welcome here when I first had the nerve to post after years of lurking. Thank you for being Valin and cheers for the FUDGE! Sleep tight dude.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

Sorry to hear about this.

Farewell and good night you legend.

b3ta always warms my heart when we have a loss, we come together.

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Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

Goodbye to a great b3tan who made some lovely things

I'm sad to say I didn't know you better, but glad to say I knew you at all.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

So long Valin

sadly missed, the board is a lot emptier without you x

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

Not many people reply to my posts as a matter of course

Valin always did, whenever he was online, with something so out there and unexpected that I was taken aback and struggling to keep up with the directions his mind would go in. A real loss :(

edit: That sounds horrifically self-absorbed but I hope it'll be taken in the spirit it's intended with - a sign of what he actually was. Interested, enthusiastic, and amazingly quick and surreal.

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

we all know what you mean

he was always the first-and sometimes only-person to reply to anything we did that was a bit suspect or out-and-out bollocks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

^This

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

yeah :(

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boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

yeah...he was a master in that department

able to make light where there is none ......good on him :D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

better to light a candle than curse the darkness

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

well said boris

he replied to pretty much all posts and replies, never swore at people, never lost his rag. such a decent bloke

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

^ All of this, as well

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

hell, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

so true.........quick & surreal summed him up perfectly

hence his username on Youtube:"sirealestates"

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

Yep, he even replied several times to my lame efforts, and nobody talks to me.

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

i will

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

Hallo!

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Shlvng, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

hello :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

You'll be missed, man.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

Such sad news

He seemed such a nice bloke.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

he was babe

he was

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

holy shit, I had no idea..... Safe journey, V'....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

Hello:D

I got request art from b3ta people.
He seems want to your picture. :S
But I don't know your thing....

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

Umm... what? XD do you mean Freebase?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

..stumbling into a wake wearing a chicken costume.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

^Pretty much this.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

Pfft

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

pfffft!

Valin would have liked her!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:44, archived)

RIP Valin

This place will be a fraction less mental without your gifs.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

oh noes !

how sad :(

one of my favourite posters

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

Very sad news

Loved his work.

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bane, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

Feels like

B3tans are dropping like flies. So Sad.

So talented; so long buddy.

Edit: Since pics are the way; have a kitten powered train to your destination:

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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

New players are always stepping in, but I know what you mean, it's never the same :(

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

I don't like the sound of this....

I've been away from b3ta for ages; who else have we lost?

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)

like Walter said...

Goodnight Sweet Prince

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

TOO SOON :(

This makes me sad. Apart from his anims, I will sorely miss his completely hatstand replies and word plays. He was one of the people who put a face on b3ta.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

I'll miss you Valin

RIP mate

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

Rest In Peace Valin :(

(herman:D, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

Sad, sad news

lovely tribute. x

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

Farewell Valin

B3ta will not be the same without you, *raises a beer as a toast*

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Jimmer still not dead at, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)

As a long time lurker

I would like to convey my sadness at this loss. Valin's posts always made me smile, and I wish had told him so.

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QuelFromage Upside down, and inside out, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

FFS will you lot please stop dying - this place is getting depressing

(strongp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

Sad news...

A Good b3tan: Valin.

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

Fuck

This is sad. When I pop my clogs, I'd be chuckling from Hell if anyone on b3ta did me a tribute.

You people are stars.

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

^this^

fair warms the cockles

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

Creativity

is always inspiring, regardless of the transience of the creator. The physical aspect has gone, the metaphysical remains.
Pompous bullshit, but I'm feeling redwinely pompously bullshitty.
Bye, Valin!
Thanks.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

I knew that I liked all his stuff and 'fanned' him.

He 'fanned' me back so I was properly chuffed that he considered my stuff worth a gander. Or he was just being nice- either way, a nice talented guy. Cheers for all the smiles you've raised for me and everyone else mate.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

In the (almost) words of D. Adams

So long and thanks for all the gifs.

It sucks when real life happenings affects virtual life, when are we going to be able to download ourselves into a computer before/when we die?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

Bye mate. You made me laugh loads man. And always had a kind word.

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Frogbeat, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

Rock on forever.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

Toodle pip

Was a pleasure sharing /board with you.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

I too hope his friends and family read this thread.

It's really sad and I'm sorry for their, and the board's loss.

It's shows of creative genius and true community that keep me coming back. Good ~~EPL~~ work you ~~ducks~~ fucks, one and all.

_{Bloody "predictive text"}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

What awful news

I can only echo what others have said, Valin would always comment even on the worst of my posts, which I always appreciated as, at least, letting me know someone had seen it. I always appreciated that.
Genuinely saddened by this.

I've got to stop coming back only for this sort of thing.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

This makes me sad

But on the other hand his lovely words to the folk on here will be remembered by so many of us and the amount of belly laughs he gave people who saw his absolutely bonkers (read: superb) gifs made this world a somewhat happier place.

Myself and many other people will miss you Valin. RIP

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

fuck, man.

RIP. So sorry to hear this :(

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)

I always enjoyed Valins posts, brought a smile to my face even though half the time i would have no idea what was going on. have fun floating around in jelly or what ever it is after all this stuff!

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Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

I recognize his gifs, but didn't know him.

What everyone is saying is making me regret not knowing him. I scrolled this reading looking, checked his profile, youtube.

I am very sad for you to go Valin.

Rest in Peace you funny man.

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

Rest in peace sir

May your humour carry you lightly to that greateplace in the sky
full of gentle, funny, happy people. May you brighten all our night skies
just that little bit more. God bless.

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Ninj, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

Didn't know the fella, apart from his excellent work on here.

Sad news indeed.

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Flash_Bastard, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)

Haven't posted for a little while and just saw this. Yep - sad news.

RIP sir!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)

Ahh this is a shock

Sad day, bless his soul

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simbosan is too tired, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

RIP dude

Your posts always made me grin

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Tagnut loves pies, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

RIP Valin

Havent posted on here in a while
Never met him, but seemed like a lovely, down to earth guy - his posts always made me smile

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:21, archived)

woo yay for the gifs

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:44, archived)

Crap

of all the people..

rest in peace my good man, you will be sadly missed

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 2:59, archived)

RIP Valin.

I hope to whatever that you're on the other side of whatever this shit is, and by eck it'd better be good.
Peace.

(Pob mk2, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:04, archived)

RIP Valen. You made me giggle.

I am ready to meet my Maker.
Whether my Maker is prepared for the great
ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-Winston Churchill

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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:10, archived)

Shocking news :(

Valin and I spoke on and off this site several times over the years - a true gent.

Sleep well you psychedelic loon!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:39, archived)

So sorry to hear about Valin.

Reading through these tributes has brought a tear to the eye. Sad times. B3ta has lost a corker of a man.
I'd like to think that if he could read this, the thread would be twice as long ,
because each and every comment would have received a warm, funny and quite often completely hatstand reply.
Sleep well, you mentalist. x

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Chumps 👀, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)

RIP Valin

Sad to see you go but glad I saw your work.

(maninthespoon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)

Valin. The name I always knew would accompany the gifs that I always laughed the loudest at.

Rest In Peas.

=(

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addickted has attained freedom, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)

bugger

Valin was one of the first people I added as a friend here and he always came across as the type of bloke I'd gladly share a pint with.

anyone know his real name? and if he had family?

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:55, archived)

It's in the newsletter, although not much

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)

sad news :(

rest easy, fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)

Godspeed, Valin.

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Captain Howdy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)

Why do bad things happen to good people?

RIP mate

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)

Oh, no. Not dear old Valin....

that was my first thought when I read this news. I knew he was one of b3ta's more senior members, but not that he was so ill.
You could always rely on him to comment and appreciate others' work with wit and some truly inspired punnery, and, of course, those wonderfully surreal animations were part of the fabric of this place.
You'll be sadly missed, Valin. Gone, but most definitely not forgotten.

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enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

Sad news, top guy, top gifs

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)

RIP Valin...

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:59, archived)

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Ninj, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)

I've got something in my eye again

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)

nicely done Ninj

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)

Cheers Elvis!

All b3tans can be such barstewards (in a funny way)
but they're all diamonds at heart :) judging by these great tributes :D

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Ninj, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)

Nice... I like it....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

Aw man this is sad.

I enjoyed his posts lots.

(Unconcerned of Tunbridge Wells got to be innit to winnit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)

Planet Earth is down one Warrior Poet.

And Heaven just got a whole lot louder, and a wee bit weirder.

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)

It's hard to know what to write..

..but I think we're all feeling the same. Bye Valin, we miss you.

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--- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)

Such awful news.

A nice man making nuts pictures, sadly missed.
Bye Valin.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)

Heaven won't know what's hit it.

Lovely bloke. Sorely missed.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)

Been a tad busy and only just found out.

He was a great contributer to b3ta. 'Tis is a great shame.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

a small tribute to a duelling partner

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

A fine tribute indeed .....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)

Goddamn it, that sucks.

Totally top bloke and will really be missed :(
Fudge forever.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

Sorry to hear he's gone, I didn't even know he was ill.

Liked your pics lots, Valin.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

take care, dude.

you were super cool.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

Very sad

RIP Valin.

(Monkey Bastard Hands, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

for fecks sake not another one.

at this rate there will be nobody left.

*raises glass*

cheers fella you'll be missed.

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TBL I posted this on, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:48, archived)

Aww.. shit gonna miss you fella!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)

RIP Valin

I never knew you. But B3TA has lost one of it's comedy tendrils.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)

Very rare I stop off on the front page...

This is sad news, great guy, RIP Valin..

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)

Sad news:(

R.I.P Valin.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

Valin you gave us so many gifs

Some made me smile and others made me wonder why you bothered. They were always entertaining or beguiling. It is selfish of me to feel sad about never seeing any more because, like everything else, I should be happy with what you already gave us. I'll be opening up search, a lot, this week.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)

So sorry to hear about this

the man was a bit of a legend. As said many times above.. this place wont be the same with out him.

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arrangedletters, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

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McBadger COW, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

R.I.P sir

Never spoke to you personally but it seems you made a lot of people happy here. My thoughts to his family and friends.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

I can only hope he's rocking out with Satan and Moses now.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

:( So sad to hear this

RIP

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 2:52, archived)

fuck, no!

one of the nicest gentlemen and someone who made this board that much better and more fun.

great sadness.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 3:30, archived)

I dont know who Valin is, but it appears we've lost one of our flock to cancer and this make me deeply sad.

RIP Valin :(

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)

The expression of love and fond memories in the comments above

is a testimony to the way this singular figure in b3tan history inspired so many of us.

Such sad news.

RIP

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)

Another B3tan lost

RIP Valin

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)

Sad Monday morning news!

Here's a little tribute to the great man!

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Q4nobody, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)

Clicked..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

His pictures

always gave me a slight motion sickness, but its a testament to their style and entertainment value that you could sit there, staring and grinning, til that feeling took hold. I didn't know the guy, but he was a true visionary.

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)

To the one of the only b3tans who has ever gazzed me...

I shall miss you Valin, although we never physically met, you were a kind hearted friendly soul who never failed to lift my spirits. I shall miss your amazing talent. Rest in Peace Sir.
Genuinely upset, Sauronwibble.

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)

What to fucking write and how to say it when I have tears running down my face, I don't fucking know.....

I don't fucking know.....
You were always there ready and waiting for a round of witty banter stupid meaningless word play or just an exchange of complete and utter bollocks with each other..!!

You were always there with a compliment a word of advice and ecouragement and help if I or anyone else needed it....

I can say I always enjoyed our chats every one of them left me with a smile on my face and every one left me in a happier place than I would have been in if I had not had it...

Every time we spoke it was always a positive experience...

Knowing you on here was always my pleasure and I am proud to have called you a freind...

I can honestly say that you were such a big part of my b3ta experience that b3ta will never be the same for me again.

The happiest times I'v ever had on this site were just talking absolute bullshit to you..!!

It's a sad day and a sad loss

I'll miss you loads mate.

RIP Valin you were and always will be an absolute star and it was a pleasure knowing you Sireal.
.
Edit: Well I had to do you one picture the best I could manage for you was this......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)

Lovely tribute.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)

Yours as well. I feel the exact same way. He's not going to be around any more, and that alone saddens me. I can't say enough about the guy.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

this

nice tribute Atomic...every cloud will have a silver lining now that Valin's up there :)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

Holy fucking pissbricks.

That's some work there. Two FPs from one thread PLZTHX.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

Haha... super stuff :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

good night Valin. sleep tight.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

just arrived back after a few days away and heard the sad news

he'll be missed around these parts

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

RIP Valin.

He seemed like a thoroughly nice fella. He will be missed.

EDIT: Lots of his anims here - looknowhere.blogspot.com/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

Thank you.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 4:57, archived)

I'll miss him.

He really was one of the best posters we had and it'll be a sadder place without him.
Rest easy, old chap.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

i dont know what to say......

.....so.....see you on the other side mate!
(go away for a week and people up and leave...permanently!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)

RIP Valin: easily one of my favourite b3tans.

Such instantly-recognisable, wonderful animations; such rapid and surreal wit; such genuine kindness. I was already missing his presence, and it's incredibly sad to think he's not coming back.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 2:53, archived)

Valin was a great chap

one that I expected to see every day and night making b3ta a better place.

This is what I made of one of his pictures the last time I saw him here:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)

Shit

Only just seen the front page. Valin was so upbeat and positive that he was going to kick his illness into touch. Fantastic fella, never forgotten.

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Joliet, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)

This man

went out of his way to do me a favor from half way across the world. I am stricken with sadness. Thank you, Valin. Thank you.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

^^^

This, me too. Top Bloke and I had no idea of his personal life whatsoever, just loved to chat with him.

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)

R.I.P fella

You will be missed

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

For some reason I had you blocked.

But no more sweet friend. No more.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)

I honestly have no idea who this guy is.

The name doesn't ring any bells and I've not seen any of his gifs before, but going by what everybody has said, he must have been a top bloke and I feel I've kinda missed out.

Sleep well Valin dude, whoever and wherever you are.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 4:36, archived)

Bye Bye

Rockin' on....

(cheebatv, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)

Fuuuuck!

(Testicles just for you, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

Feel the fuck Luke!

(Fly Projector, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

The mouthpiece of Cameron resigns

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

Best character of the whole trilogy and he was cut from the original release

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

Totally agree with all the false ending of RotK there was space for more characters like this

and also Scouring of the Shire as well.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

Spiffing!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

wouldn't

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

He gives great head ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)

hmmmmmm

*reconsiders*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

Tranny?

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

wut?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)

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