Coalition Tankard excitement!!!!What could compete with the brand spanking Peter Jones 'Coalition Tankard'? What a marvel of tankard design! What other Westminster memorabilia could possibly come close?
www.peterjoneschina.com/products/products.asp?pid=2916&largeimage=1&i
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:00,
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www.peterjoneschina.com/products/products.asp?pid=2916&largeimage=1&i
I think you want /linksand slightly luckier timing.
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:01,
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Does my pass still get me in here or do they have an expiry?Also does having biscuits sway the possibility of me getting in?
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:03,
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*hairy manly hugs*Well as good as I can be, came to b3ta for some cheering up. Saw the news and just a bit shocked now. I barely knew Jess but can't help feeling sad. The few times I met her she put up with all my shenanigans with a smile.
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:07,
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You'll have to BURN your way in......it's the only way.
(
Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:04,
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jaffa cakes or gtfo!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:06,
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I'm not a jaffa, do my cakes still count?
(
The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:07,
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you go into the maybe queue
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:12,
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what about someone bringing battenburg?
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:16,
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release the hounds!! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:24,
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Lucky that I always carry a string of sausages with meThey should give me the energy I need to escape!
/paraphrased from the simpsons
(/paraphrased from the simpsons
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:27,
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that's ace! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:06,
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hahthat is mostly made of soup and herbs. Nice meme-age.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:12,
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Yes. /acAlso available on ac:
YES.
(YES.
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:28,
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Full to it's bumhole rim with WIN!
(
Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:59,
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cheers, RRH!
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:24,
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TOO SOON.I mean...NOT SHOPPED...
No..er.... /links! FAQ!
One of them.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:03,
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No..er.... /links! FAQ!
One of them.
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:11,
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Geoff!how are you fella?
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:17,
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Hello squireUtterly depressed by the horrible news about Jessie. All else is fine.
And you'sen?
(And you'sen?
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:45,
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ups and downsbut it's all in sharper perspective today
(sorry for delay - posted at work just before leaving!)
((sorry for delay - posted at work just before leaving!)
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:08,
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^all the way up, till it reaches the sunlight, and gets burnt
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:17,
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30 quid!!!you've got to be fucking joking, for a piece of shit like that, i don't think the franklin mint would have the brass neck to charge that much.
actually they probably would.
(actually they probably would.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:04,
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Inspired by a pic posted a bit further down by Damocles
Sad day indeed.
re the original
www.b3ta.com/board/10050888
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:47,
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Now you're getting it.Good lad.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:51,
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Before I saw this I wouldn't have thought it possible for a sign to wear an armband.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:52,
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armband? tis a garter but it kept falling off when put at the bottom. Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:55,
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This is a perfect tribute. Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:57,
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Bye Jessie.I didn't know much about you, but you were a good sort who incited a lot of nudity.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:57,
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I was trying to get hold of you on the weekendI was about for a day or two.
(
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:59,
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Ah, shamehaven't even been round to see Leigh for months. We need to all get together and touch each other's bases or something.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:02,
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does your mobile number even work these days? mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:03,
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Only in a technical sense, as always.I gather now that you called me on Saturday. Oops.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:06,
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wish I could take the creditI just added the arm band,Damocles deserves the praise.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:58,
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edit your post and put a link to it then(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:59,
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it's okI don't mind the image use in this case. It's far from an image I made for credit. It was purely as tribute to Jessie.
edit: I was too late
(edit: I was too late
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:03,
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yup understood...I just thought you got it spot on prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:05,
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here's my small contribution. i only remember exchanging words with jessie briefly, would have like to have got to know her more...
She was a top ladyI will truly miss her.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:09,
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Now set as my facebook pic.looking for a happy one which I'm sure will be posted here soon; but not now.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:56,
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Spotted this woman on the telly and had to screen cap it.Scary...
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:39,
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but wait! there's now!Order now and we'll throw in a glowing celestial mass at no extra charge!
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:17,
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Harry Secombeisn't it?
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:43,
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You got that right !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:55,
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That's no moonwell, actually it might be, I'll wait until NASA has mapped it first.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:22,
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looks like you're getting the hang of the pentatonic scale nicely:)
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:37,
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You notice how my hand can scale all in the same fret base . . . pretty nifty huh . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:44,
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Robot piss is pretty close.Odd stuff is Lucozade. Tastes like it's only just fit for human consumption and there's something sinister lurking just beneath the surface...
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:28,
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It tastes slightly healthier than Irn Bruwhich isn't saying much
(
rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:36,
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Also..Whenever someone was hospitalised, a big bottle of Lucozade in Orange see through wrapping always helped them get on the mend..
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:37,
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Whenever I was ill as a childI always looked forward to two things: getting the day off school and being allowed to drink lucozade. I actually like the stuff, even if it does taste of robot piss.
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:39,
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Hey guys, let's draw penises.
EDIT: Right guys. She was a b3tan. She was a great b3tan. She was fun, and from what I hear from people who met her, she was amazing to get along with. If she was a pure b3tan, she would have the b3tan sense of humour.
Now, everybody, draw some fucking penises. In the memory of our fallen comrade.
No black cock ring?
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:59,
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No, wrong. See below and delete. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:00,
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it might not be in the best of tastesbut this is B3ta and and she was one of us.
The sickness has to go on.
(The sickness has to go on.
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01,
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You make a good point, but I disagree. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:02,
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it would never be a good time to move the thread below downbut it would be done by someone wither it be social commentary, a demented cat or a cdc.
It will not deter thoughts of those who knew her and the thoughts of those who knew of her and nor will it make those thoughts any less.
I think this weeks mailout should go out in Jessies memory.
(It will not deter thoughts of those who knew her and the thoughts of those who knew of her and nor will it make those thoughts any less.
I think this weeks mailout should go out in Jessies memory.
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07,
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^this^ also, it's my b3ta day! \o/
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04,
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Yes - to an extentBut sickness isn't an end in itself. This is a puerile digital arts community. The community bit is the important bit.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:08,
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true, its this places community which has made me come here daily for over 8 years nowbut I would not want it to stop simply because something had happened to me.
Does not diminish her memory of her on here.
(Does not diminish her memory of her on here.
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11,
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Much that I don't wish to offend anyone, seeing as though I never met this person.but I'd let the threads go on, there's a possibility this might entire event will become a meme of sorts. Don't know whether that will be a fitting tribute or not.
But moreover I think this is why the guardian chose not to include the word "cohesive" in its definition of the site.
(But moreover I think this is why the guardian chose not to include the word "cohesive" in its definition of the site.
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:44,
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Huh? It's been a couple of hours.Not that I know her or anything, but I don't think she'd want the site to grind to a stop permanently.
Although I'm hoping that if she gets mentioned in the newsletter, Friz would do something similar to finally get in himself.
(Although I'm hoping that if she gets mentioned in the newsletter, Friz would do something similar to finally get in himself.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03,
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I'm sure she'd want everyone to call each other hateful names just because someone posted a magenta cock too. Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03,
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For fuck's sake, if this girl (and I didn't know her at all) loved this place so muchbadly-drawn phalluses in garish colours would be exactly what she wants, despite the mawkish demands of you lot.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04,
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I would tend to agree.We've always treated tragedy with irreverence around these parts.
If you now refuse to do so because it's "one of us", then you're devaluing the tragedy of all them other people.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07,
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If you now refuse to do so because it's "one of us", then you're devaluing the tragedy of all them other people.
I was just about to post exactly this.It's ok to mock 3000 people dying, but one b3tan dies and the world stops? Get real.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:08,
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this seems fair commentI've just got back in & had to overtake a funeral procession on the road as did hundreds of other cars....respects to the departed & all that,but if the person isn't known personally then there is (by default)a certain amount of detachment from the event.My mum passed away a short time back...so I'm well aware of the pain that can be felt.....that said...those who wish to grieve should close b3ta for the day/week whatever....because life is destined to carry on and it's only looking for trouble trying to get others to "slow down" and feel "your" personal grief..........that said.......... rip Jessie(Nina)
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:29,
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in much the same way as a previous occasionpeople have friends and family who are members of this site, it's not a "one of us" thing.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:09,
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well said, fellaunfortunately images and comments leading to petty squabbles and personal snipes at a time like this over assumed 'netiquette' does nothing to help b3ta as a community at all.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12,
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this indeedI can't even think of what to say.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:14,
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You'll be sure to let us know when people can post again, yes?Wouldn't want to step on anybodies toes. It's daft bringing b3ta to a standstill - Jessie has some lovely tributes, and will continue to get more.
( FoldsFive,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07,
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The common sense is beginning to poke through! Careful now. Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:09,
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B3ta and common sensethe world has truly gone mad.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12,
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if you want a tribute to the girlhow come you dark holier-than-thou cunts haven't even managed to get JPG's announcement on your Popular Page? Then it'd be on the top for all fresh visitors to see, and you can shove your Princess-Diana-outpourings up your arse, I hope none of us are arrogant enough to expect the board to shut down for more than a few minutes in the event of our demise, timely or otherwise.
Get off your horse, and get back to putting tits on animals.
(Get off your horse, and get back to putting tits on animals.
Grrrmachine the indifference engine,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11,
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sad thing is to get it put on the popular page, you have to click `i like this`I do not like this but if it is the only way to get it there, i`ll click it.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:15,
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and yet silly swear words got there firstgrieve, please, let it all out, but don't silence everyone else while you do it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:19,
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That's a bit harsh.I agree with the sentiment of the original post that B3ta's not really the place to be mawkish, though it's hardly "Princess-Diana-outpourings" when people post here who did actually know her.
(
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:21,
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... which isn't to say thatthere probably aren't a few people joining in who do fit your description.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:23,
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I'm sure everyone who posted in that thread was touched by the news in some waybut I'd like the general British plegmatism to get a grip on the "there must be silence!" crowd.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:26,
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She was a lovely friend of mine and to be honest, would feel no joy clicking "I Like This!" on a post telling me she has been killed.edit: Most of the "fuck off and cheer up, it's only an internet forum" posters have a high /talk post count. It's strange how the /talk ghouls seem to have smelt a corpse and come over for On-Internet Reactions LOL
( Richard Shitheels,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:54,
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Surely a fitting tribute to any b3tan? Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01,
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Yes, a tribute further down the line.Let people grieve first.
(
TheOther,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03,
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if people don't want to be offendedthen maybe b3ta isn't the best place for them right now.
( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:06,
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Ok. When can we post again?We need a time and date if you're going to be like that!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:06,
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Surely no better tribute for a b3tan?And isn't this how we confront and deal with such darkness around these parts?
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03,
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Yes, but the Daily Mail reaction is taking over instead.B3tans have died before - popular ones - and things carried on. Sure it's sad, but /board goes on. Someone had to break the ice and it may as well be a cock posting a cock.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:05,
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Pffft. I still love that picture.
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11,
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There was no need to post his actual face - that's just offensive and never appropriate. Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:13,
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EVERYONE LOOK AT FRIZ
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on...,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12,
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I was rather hoping everyone would just draw some penises and then post them
Instead, they're letting their obsession with you come out and mar the occassion with hateful comments :-( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:15,
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I agree with the sentiment of your postbut honestly I don't think people really have the heart for this right now.
This sort of shenanigans should be saved for another day when people are ready to celebrate her life.
A day or two at least of grieving her death is still needed though.
(This sort of shenanigans should be saved for another day when people are ready to celebrate her life.
A day or two at least of grieving her death is still needed though.
Hellzapoppin,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:17,
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Not what I'm saying at allFirst post after the announcement was always going to draw a mixed reaction. I'm not bollocking you or passing judgement, just commenting that people aren't ready for posts in her memory just yet.
( Hellzapoppin,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:27,
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b3ta stops for no onethere have been those who sadly have gone before,gone and will go in the future.
but one of this places grestest strenghts is finding power through adversity and nothing is better than that than humour.
and there is no better place for that than here and stopping that would do more harm than good.
(but one of this places grestest strenghts is finding power through adversity and nothing is better than that than humour.
and there is no better place for that than here and stopping that would do more harm than good.
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:20,
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Couldn't agree moreb3ta has helped me through many a shitty life situation.
( Hellzapoppin,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:29,
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it's not often i agree with you friz, so i won't bother this time
(
mongychops,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:17,
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I was with him up to the point when he backpeddled and add in the edit.Fallen Comrade? "She was a b3ta, a great b3tan" ? I think his bike has more than one reverse gear on this one.
Two hours in the middle of the day is the longest I've seen this place stand still, that alone should be enough testiment to how people feel. Someone had to post at some point, it's inevitable, might as well have been him posting a cock.
(Two hours in the middle of the day is the longest I've seen this place stand still, that alone should be enough testiment to how people feel. Someone had to post at some point, it's inevitable, might as well have been him posting a cock.
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:30,
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it's only a forum on the internet, a comedy forum at that
(
mongychops,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:34,
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Maybe a "Raccoon" image would have been better? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:18,
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Maybe people could post their favourite of her images.That'd be nice.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:21,
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I'm not going to be drawing a cock...In the end I thought it best that I draw a picture of a lovely old man with a magical handbag watering some lovely flowers that couldn't possibly upset anyone.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:27,
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I'm feeling quite sadbut this has made me laugh
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:29,
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I read the intro and saw only half the imagethen I scrolled down and did a proper lol
(
WormuIus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:32,
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well, it certainly doesn't deserve any "fuck off's"no harm was meant by it.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:34,
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thisanyone taking offence now is hanging round looking for trouble...................they should have closed down ages ago
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:47,
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Well Mr Peter DavisonI think you've done the right thing... I'm sure tributes will appear on the board for a good few days to come.. but this has started the ball(no pun intended
) rolling gently..
It's clears to see how many Lovely B3tans care!!!
() rolling gently..
It's clears to see how many Lovely B3tans care!!!
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:47,
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I wanted to do thisbut I thought it was too soon. So I went out and come back to find someone has had the same idea.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:23,
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I hope your kid dies of something painful you useless fucking cunt
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:34,
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I'm very sorry to be the bearer of such terrible news,But I'm posting this on behalf of my dear friend Prof Kenny Martin. (aka Kerry)
Jessie (Nina), his lovely other half was killed in a car accident this morning. He has asked me to let you all know, and that he'll not be reachable by phone for the present as I'm sure you'll all understand.
By all means gaz me, and I will pass all messages on.
My heart goes out to him, as do my deepest sympathies to him, his and Nina's family.
Edit: Rest assured I will pass on everyone's condolences. Thanks guys.
(Jessie (Nina), his lovely other half was killed in a car accident this morning. He has asked me to let you all know, and that he'll not be reachable by phone for the present as I'm sure you'll all understand.
By all means gaz me, and I will pass all messages on.
My heart goes out to him, as do my deepest sympathies to him, his and Nina's family.
Edit: Rest assured I will pass on everyone's condolences. Thanks guys.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:59,
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D:that is terrible terrible news.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:00,
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sorry to TJbut i think it'd be good if we all put out hands in our pockets and did a collection for Kerry...! maybe all pop a couple of ££ in an envelope and send it to Gruffy.
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01,
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I think perhaps let him get himself organised on things in the next few daysand then maybe get a b3tan he is in contact with to ask about a nominated charity or similar
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:02,
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good planor possible a new guitar :D
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04,
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The charity idea is fine one,I'll run it by the Prof later.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11,
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perhaps....(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:19,
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I think I may do this next week when I get paid anyway. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:44,
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I've just smiled for the first time this afternoon
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:47,
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adopt a raccoon :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:21,
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^^This^^I'm sure he won't accept it, but maybe he can name a suitable charidee or summat...
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03,
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a sad day for b3tacondolences to all involved
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:36,
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God that's awfulPlease pass on my condolences to him and his family
(
Ninj,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:03,
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This is absolutely awful.My condolences and thoughts are with him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:03,
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That's awfulPass on my condolences.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:04,
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That's really terrible newsMy heart goes out to him and his family
(
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:05,
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Oh, fuckinghell that's awful!Poor lass (and him too)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:06,
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Wow, horrible news.Thoughts are with him.
(
BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:06,
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That is terrible news :(((I really don't know what to say to this.
Please wish him all the best from me.
(Please wish him all the best from me.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:07,
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I'll do that, of course.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:02,
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This is awful.Please send him our love.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:08,
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Certainly, I shall do. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:03,
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oh my god.
words cannot express. The poor girl.
(words cannot express. The poor girl.
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:09,
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Truly sorry to hear this, she was a diamondthoughts are with him, and their respective families
please pass on my condolences to the Prof.
(please pass on my condolences to the Prof.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:12,
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Sure thing, Archie. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:05,
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horrifying newsSo so sorry for all the family and friends of them both.
This is a sad day for B3ta.
(This is a sad day for B3ta.
Seventh is somewhat subdued,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:16,
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A really sudden loss for all concerned.{:-(
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:16,
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bloody hellthat is awful
one of the nicest couples I've ever met
please pass on our condolences
(one of the nicest couples I've ever met
please pass on our condolences
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:18,
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Will do, Mighty N. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:04,
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Holy fuckholy fuck
holy fuck
shit
fuck
my heart goes out to him
(holy fuck
shit
fuck
my heart goes out to him
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:18,
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...I don't really have the words.
Please add mine to the condolences.
(Please add mine to the condolences.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:19,
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I don't know what to sayKerry has my number please tell him to contact me if he needs anything at all.
She was an amazing girl and a real friend to me and many on here.
I really am lost for words on this.
(She was an amazing girl and a real friend to me and many on here.
I really am lost for words on this.
Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:21,
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cheersIt's ok he got me on facebook.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:13,
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Please pass on my condolences.That's an awful thing to happen to anyone.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:22,
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I have no words to express my deepest sympathy for Kerry and all Nina's family Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:23,
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So sorry to hear this. It's horrificAll my sympathies. :(
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:23,
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holy fucking hell....I can't believe it.....
Please pass on my condolences as well, Grunty...
(Please pass on my condolences as well, Grunty...
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:23,
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Of course I will, mate. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:40,
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Oh, how awful :(Him and his family are in my thoughts, for all the good that will do.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:25,
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Oh no :(I barely knew Jessie but she was nice.
Condolences to the Prof and both their families.
(Condolences to the Prof and both their families.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:26,
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Oh crikey, that's horribleShe was a lovely lass.
Send my hugs to all concerned, especially The Prof.
(Send my hugs to all concerned, especially The Prof.
SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:26,
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Such a shameShe seemed like a lovely girl from her profile
(
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:28,
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It's hard to think of what to saybut it's shit news, and I'm very sorry to hear it.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:28,
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Fucking hell.That's terrible. Condolences to all concerned.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:28,
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: (that's just terrible.
sympathies to all.
(sympathies to all.
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:29,
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i am so so sorry to hear thatshe was such a lovely person. i will miss her.
(
crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:29,
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Oh my godPass on my condolences.
She was such a lovely girl :~(
(She was such a lovely girl :~(
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:30,
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Really really sorryTerrible news.
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:31,
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I also send my sympathies.How terrible. I don't know what I would do if I lost my partner.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:34,
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Please pass on my sincere thoughts.What a terrible shock it must be...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:35,
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There are no words to express how I feel :-(Please pass on my condolences, she was a shining light on here.
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:35,
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oh shit, that's horrible.Jess was a lovely person, she'll be missed.
Give prof our sympathies.
edit:
For Jessie, peace be with you.
She left her mark on this place, and all those she spoke to. B3ta, and the world, are much poorer without her. RIP.
(Give prof our sympathies.
edit:
For Jessie, peace be with you.
She left her mark on this place, and all those she spoke to. B3ta, and the world, are much poorer without her. RIP.
Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:35,
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Hate to click `i like this`but that is a very apt picture in her memory.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:33,
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that's lovelyI'd also like this as a fp tribute to her
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:37,
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^ Hell Yesit needs to be done.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:47,
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Appropriate.Genuinely touched by this. b3ta is a strange place.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:40,
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This is now my facebook picHope that's ok.
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:43,
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that's fine.I'm glad people appreciate it. I was in two minds about posting it - I was worried people might think it was cheapening her memory by only focusing on the nekkid dance.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:48,
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Could i pinch a copy too?Seems Apt at the moment
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:51,
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go for it.Anyone is welcome to spread it around. Although I do wonder who besides b3tans of a certain age would have the faintest idea what it means.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:07,
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Not many i would guessBut, it's ok as we remember, even if we never attended a bash with jessie.
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:12,
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Holy Crap!Is that who you are talking about?!!
The Nekid Dancing Lady?
If I am being honest, I had no real idea, when I saw the initial posts, who everyone was talking about but now I can put a face to the name.
/sad
(The Nekid Dancing Lady?
If I am being honest, I had no real idea, when I saw the initial posts, who everyone was talking about but now I can put a face to the name.
/sad
Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure,
Wed 19 May 2010, 8:55,
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great idea:) i'm sure she would be touched!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:51,
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'tis a sad, yet wonderful tribute to her MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:52,
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Aww*sobs*
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:53,
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Lovely.A lovely tribute. I only met her once, at a Birmingham bash, but she was great.
( FoldsFive,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:01,
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she invited me to a Derby bash twice..I couldn't go because I didn't have a job on both occassions,Prof and Jessie tried to help get me one so I'd be there the next year :D
That's my Jessie story..she is a star :)x
(That's my Jessie story..she is a star :)x
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:11,
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That is just perfectnice one sir
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:02,
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Shit :(That's the first thing that made me cry in a very long time.
RIP Jessie. You're in our hearts.
(RIP Jessie. You're in our hearts.
Ratsta,
Tue 18 May 2010, 1:03,
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A lovely and sad tribute. Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 18 May 2010, 12:21,
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I just logged in and am seriously gutted.I never met Jessie but had a few chats on here and really liked her. I've never shed a tear for anybody on line but this time round I have.
RIP
(RIP
TBL I posted this on,
Wed 19 May 2010, 1:45,
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It's sad news. I remember her on /board when I first came here may years ago,she was always lovely. I'm sure that she'll be missed by many here and the people close to her, my condolences to them at this sad time.
( Druid,
Fri 21 May 2010, 0:26,
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Very sad news,sorry to hear it.
( Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:36,
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The world is a proper cunt sometimes :(
broadsword now that's fresh,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:36,
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That's shocking :(Wish him all the best.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:36,
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/talk just reminded me who she was. Sadly I'm terrible with names usually.She seemed to get along with everybody on here back in the day. What a terrible shame.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:46,
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Oh no that's really awful news :'(We will all miss you so much Jessie :'(
Thinking of you Prof, if you need any support I'm only a few minutes away.
(Thinking of you Prof, if you need any support I'm only a few minutes away.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:38,
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I'm so sorry to hear such sad news.I'll be thinking of Prof and Jessie's family.
:(
(:(
sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:39,
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:(Her famous gif is one of my earliest B3ta memories
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:40,
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My thoughts are with you
(
Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:43,
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I honestly don't know what to sayBut, my deepest condolences. Never spoke to the girl, but damn, do I remember her. She'll be missed.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:45,
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My condolences to all concerned:(
(
Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:46,
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Very sad to hear this.Please pass on my condolences also. :(
( bennyhillslovechild,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:47,
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While I didn't know her, I knew of her and I've always heard such wonderful things.Such a shame.
My deepest sympathies.
(My deepest sympathies.
Lisette von Falcon,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:51,
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My Deepest Heartfelt Sympathies to Nina's Family and friends.Prof, when you read this in time, know that our thoughts are with you. Although I'd never met her in real life, I know she was a genuinely lovely person.
RIP Nina
(RIP Nina
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:51,
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:(My sincere condolences
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:53,
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Truly one of the nicest people I've ever met in my lifethat is all
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:55,
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I don't know these people, but this is terrible news :(
(
doog Don't read this.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:56,
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holy shit.this is indeed sad news.
thinking of the prof. at this time.
:(
(thinking of the prof. at this time.
:(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:56,
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really truly awfulI didn't know her all that well, but enough to be shocked and saddened.
Best wishes & sympathies to all that were close to her.
(Best wishes & sympathies to all that were close to her.
twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:59,
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Horrible news. Jessie was lovely.:(
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:01,
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How incredibly sad.Love in my thoughts to all.
(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:05,
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You have all my sympathy :(bad things to good people.
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:06,
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I can't offer words that will help ease the painbut needless to say, it's such a shame.
For family and friends, an unbelieveable loss.
My sypmathy & thoughts are with the Prof.
x
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:09,
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For family and friends, an unbelieveable loss.
My sypmathy & thoughts are with the Prof.
x
This is terribleRIP Nina
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:11,
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My deepest sympathies. Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:14,
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RIP Nina.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:14,
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She was lovely, and it's shit. Very shit.Anything I say will be useless.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on...,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:14,
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Ever since I heard I've been struggling to find the right words...And I'm afraid there just aren't any.
When we met, Jessie made an incredible and lasting impression as a wonderful person, and (together with PKM) as half of a fantastic couple.
You will be missed, but you will not be forgotten.
My heartfelt condolences go out to PKM, & Nina's loved ones.
Rest.
Pooflake braces for an onslaught...,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:15,
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Oh dear, that's terrible.What a waste
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:16,
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Very sad newsMy thoughts are with all her friends and family xxx
( Hellzapoppin,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:20,
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such sad newsI really am very sorry for such a loss, I hope everyone close to her will be ok too.
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:20,
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Is this Jessie as in the lovely dancing with the sign girl?Either way
:'(
(:'(
Victor Meldrew,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:24,
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I used to gaz for an update from time to time.can't do that any more :(
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:47,
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Oh God! :(Jessie (Nina) was lovely..so sad to hear this :*(
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:24,
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Just wanted to add my name tothe list of people thinking about those concerned.
Sad news.
x
(Sad news.
x
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:27,
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This is fucking horrible.I've rarely encountered such a truly decent girl, I can't believe this. My most sincere sympathies are with kerry and her family.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:27,
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I've been thinking about thisAnd I just want to say a few words more. Having met quite a few of the people on b3ta, I've met some people who I'd otherwise only met through the Internet. Of these people, pkm and Nina are some of the finest, even letting me pass out on their floor once. From the three occasions we've met in real life I found them to be the sort of people I wish I could hang out with more often. I'm genuinely heartbroken that such a cruel thing could happen to such a lovely couple.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01,
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She came to my first bash.She was ace, as was PKM.
: (
(: (
girlinthehole,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:28,
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I never know what to say in such circumstances,just, sorry. Hugs to all who knew her.
( ..wil,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:29,
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Jessie was most gracious in her welcome when I arrived at b3ta, and I never forget the kindness of strangers.I'm truly sorry for the loss of your friend.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:29,
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Terrible news and a truely sad day for the B3ta familySo sorry for all involved.
Maybe "A day to celebrate Jessie"?
(Maybe "A day to celebrate Jessie"?
Q4nobody,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:31,
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Animated GIFs of dancing with a sign saying "RIP Jessie"? Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:34,
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BIzarrely,I think that this is a fantastic idea. It'd have to be coordinated, but it'd be a hell of a send-off if done properly.
(EDIT: And a fucking disaster if not done properly.)
((EDIT: And a fucking disaster if not done properly.)
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:38,
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Fuck.I was in a traffic jam swearing earlier.
Now i know what it was.
Bloody hell.
Sorry.
Shit.
(Now i know what it was.
Bloody hell.
Sorry.
Shit.
magictoast,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:33,
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SubtleAnd as so many others have pointed out, tragic tragic news. I also share the earliest memory of Jessie's proud 5000 post dance, such a waste of a talent and a bright young woman! Thoughts be with you PKM!
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer,
Wed 19 May 2010, 7:32,
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Very sad newsPlease pass on my condolences.
( Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:37,
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Very sad news IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:37,
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:(what a lovely bunch B3tards are!
there are no words to say to be honest so I won't try!
(there are no words to say to be honest so I won't try!
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:39,
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tragic newscondolences to all concerned
( flapmeister knows where your mum lives,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:39,
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:(Condolences Prof and to her Family
( Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:40,
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Fuck :'(Thoughts are with Kenny and all of Jessie's family.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:42,
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Jessie ...Nina ...Raccoon woman....one of my favouritist people on B3ta or anywhere else for that matter :(Horrific news. Deepest sympathies to her nearest and dearest.
( nocturne72,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:44,
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She'd love thisbut it's set me off crying again
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:55,
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All the raccoons will miss her as much as the rest of us
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:18,
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bless :)I'd like this as a fp tribute to her
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:23,
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seconded Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:32,
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I'm so very very sorry to hear this...and my heart goes out to the family and friends for their loss.
B3ta most definitely is a community, and this is a sad day for all of us.
(B3ta most definitely is a community, and this is a sad day for all of us.
enceladus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:44,
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That's terrible newsSo very sorry to hear it. Please pass on my condolences.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:50,
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I didn't know if I was going to replybecause everyone's already said what I'd have said, but it's absolutely horrible news :( She was lovely.
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:51,
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Being new, my only knowledge of them was from reading a few posts.However nobody could be unmoved by the terrible sudden nature of the loss, or the great warmth and fondness contained in many of the posts here.
Would any of you feel that perhaps maintaining five minutes of internet silence on the site at the time that the poor girl is laid to rest would be an appropriate mark of respect?
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:52,
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Would any of you feel that perhaps maintaining five minutes of internet silence on the site at the time that the poor girl is laid to rest would be an appropriate mark of respect?
I kind of like this idea. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:56,
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bloody hell :(cant believe that :( totally gutted :( hope Kerry is okay.
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:52,
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Please send love and hugs from all SouthWest B3tans! :'(
( Druss_The_Legend Splurge!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:53,
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Please add my condolences.That is terrible, shocking news.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:57,
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May her soul find everlasting peace.My condolences to her family and friends.
( TheOther,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:58,
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I wish....I had seen this before Kerry rang me earlier, then I wouldn't have said the most twattish thing to say in such circumstances, ie. "You're joking...."
Right now,I'm shellshocked, I can't imagine how Kerry feels. The sun is shining here, but it doesn't feel sunny.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:59,
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Right now,I'm shellshocked, I can't imagine how Kerry feels. The sun is shining here, but it doesn't feel sunny.
I'm surehe either won't remember clearly or would realise how trivial your mistake was in comparison, don't find reasons to make yourself feel any worse
( twig Save 6 Music,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03,
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^This. Very much.And, sadly, I'm sure you won't be the only person to say that in shock on hearing the news. Human nature and immediate response are cruel at times.
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12,
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Absolutely gutted by this newsNina was such a lovely vibrant person who had a wonderful smile, a naughty wit and gave fantastic hugs. I adored her and considered her and Kerry to be true friends.
Fuck I'm going to miss her.
(Fuck I'm going to miss her.
in vino veritas,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:59,
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You're so right Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07,
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BlimeySuch sad news.
Not really much more to add aside from pass on our thoughts :(
sad day indeed.
(Not really much more to add aside from pass on our thoughts :(
sad day indeed.
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:59,
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Oh my God.That is horrible. My thoughts are with him.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01,
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Nina.An incredible soul. She spent all her working hours helping people get by, and all her non-working hours making life delightful for everyone around her.
You'll be missed, bab.
(You'll be missed, bab.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04,
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this is so sad....I never knew her, but the replies from everyone else says it all.
I wish to submit my own condolences.
May she rest in peace.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:06,
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I wish to submit my own condolences.
May she rest in peace.
Condolences . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07,
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Never knew Nina but my thoughtsgo out to all of you who did.
Sorry for your tragic loss.
(Sorry for your tragic loss.
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:24,
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I'm stunnedWhat a truly terrible thing to happen.
Love and hugs to Kerry and Nina's family.
(Love and hugs to Kerry and Nina's family.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:25,
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This is very, very sad: (
RIP Nina. You were all of the awesome and it's a tragedy that you're not here anymore. My deepest condolences to the Prof and your family... and b3ta. As we've lost a star today. :(
Edit: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/8686452.stm
(RIP Nina. You were all of the awesome and it's a tragedy that you're not here anymore. My deepest condolences to the Prof and your family... and b3ta. As we've lost a star today. :(
Edit: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/8686452.stm
drunkenoaf,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:27,
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Well this sucks.I only met her a few times and she even made a freak like me feel welcome. We lost a good person today. :(
( The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:30,
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From a third of the way around the planet, my thoughts are with you.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:31,
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I can't even begin to imagine what Prof is going through.This is absolutely horrible. Please pass on my condolences.
( Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:34,
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Sorry to hear thisDon't really know her, other than she's been a regular on here for a few years, very sad though. RIP Jessie.
( Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:35,
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FUCKFUCKFUCK!Please pass along my condolences to Kerry. Nina was a sweet lady.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:37,
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Certainly, I'll do that. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:32,
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:'(R.I.P.
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:38,
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Sorry for your lossHard to think of something to say when something so harsh happens to someone. So I will stick with that.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:50,
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Horribly sad news.Condolences to Kenny and anyone who knew her.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:54,
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Oh God...Really thinking about them.
( collapsibletank procreates,
Mon 17 May 2010, 16:57,
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I'll stop lurking and ask you to please......Pass on my condolences.
( Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:01,
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Im very sorry tohear I send my condolences
( The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:01,
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Absolutely devastated!She was a star!!
My heart goes out to Kerry!!
(My heart goes out to Kerry!!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:03,
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Very SadDespite mooching around here for while I can’t remember coming across her or the professor. But news like this, no matter how remote, does give pause for thought, the realisation how lucky I am and how important today is.
When I get home tonight I’ll give Mrs RoF an extra long hug.
(When I get home tonight I’ll give Mrs RoF an extra long hug.
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:13,
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Terribly sorryMay 20th should be draw a racoon day, not Mohammed
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:19,
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I'm...not sure what to say to be honest.:(
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:29,
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Shit, this is terrible news.My condolences.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:29,
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that's awfulmy deepest sympathies to Prof and the family.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:35,
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sorry to hear thatmy condolences to him and everyone affected. :(
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:39,
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...that really is so terrible. I had the pleasure of meeting them both a couple of years back, and nicer people I could not have met.
My thoughts are with you Kenny
(My thoughts are with you Kenny
Weetobix,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:39,
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I'm so sorry...She was awesome. x
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:44,
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I am very sorry to hear this.Such a sudden loss is both a shock and a tragedy.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:51,
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I remember her. She was lovely.I don't know what to say. "I'm sorry," doesn't seem to cut it.
She'll be missed here.
(She'll be missed here.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Mon 17 May 2010, 17:58,
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I'm shocked, what a sad thing to log onto on b3ta.I'll always remember her lovely warm drunken hugs at the london bashes, that and her fantastic arse! ;)
She will be missed. :(
love to pkm
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:06,
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She will be missed. :(
love to pkm
OH NOESMy thoughts go out to kerry, Nina's family.
I'm gutted i never got to meet her at a bash.
Sleep well, The sky has new bright star tonight.
(I'm gutted i never got to meet her at a bash.
Sleep well, The sky has new bright star tonight.
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:07,
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CrikeyShe gave me advice on teaching English abroad.
Poor girl, and condolences to Prof Martin.
(Poor girl, and condolences to Prof Martin.
giant_squid,
Mon 17 May 2010, 18:32,
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well fuckI've not dropped into /board for a while and this caught me right out. she said nice things about a couple of my images way back when and made me feel like staying in this disfunctional family. i was holding it together til damocles post, which should be FPed immediatly
She was a star.
RIP
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:06,
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She was a star.
RIP
Sadly never met her, but the response says it all. Please pass on my condolences to the family.
(
Chumps 👀,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:07,
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Please pass my sympathiesWords will never heal the pain of losing a loving partner. I am truly sorry for those who will feel this most.
xxx
(xxx
Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:33,
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I know nothing i say will make the pain go awaya tear runs down my face as I type this.
We will miss you Jessie, although we never met you changed my life
Bless you and thank you for all the joy you brought the world
Rest in peace
SkUG
(We will miss you Jessie, although we never met you changed my life
Bless you and thank you for all the joy you brought the world
Rest in peace
SkUG
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:34,
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A bit of a lurker.......but please pass on my deepest sympathies. Never nice to lose a loved one and one so young.
RIP
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:35,
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RIP
really sorry to hear this news :(It is an sad thing. you have my sympathies
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:42,
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Fucking hell.I don't have the words. Jessie and I were never anything but good friends.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:45,
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Shouldn't happen to anyone...Thoughts go out to all involved...:(
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 19:55,
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Terrible, terrible news.All my deepest sympathy and wishes and sorrow at the waste of such a bright life. Downturned bracket faces don't really explain it enough.
So sorry.
(So sorry.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:02,
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that's not fair.it's just... not fair. There's no other way of saying it.
I've had the Prof as a facebook friend for a while now, and I never realised that his much-loved Nina was the beautiful naked dancing Jessie.
When things like this happen (and sadly it's the second time in six months I've heard such devastating news) I feel so useless, as I'm sure we all do.
I wish I knew Nina. I didn't, but I know from Kerry's facebookposts and all the responses above she must have been very special.
Love to Kerry and family - including one probably very confused puppy.
(I've had the Prof as a facebook friend for a while now, and I never realised that his much-loved Nina was the beautiful naked dancing Jessie.
When things like this happen (and sadly it's the second time in six months I've heard such devastating news) I feel so useless, as I'm sure we all do.
I wish I knew Nina. I didn't, but I know from Kerry's facebookposts and all the responses above she must have been very special.
Love to Kerry and family - including one probably very confused puppy.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:04,
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i never got to meet herand only spoke to her a couple of times, but that's all you need to know that someone is a genuinely nice person.
R.I.P.
(R.I.P.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:11,
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Terribly sad newsMy condolences to all who knew and loved her.
(
Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:20,
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bloody hellVery sad news
In common with the rest of the board, my thoughts are with Nina's family and the Prof.
Very sad news indeed.
(In common with the rest of the board, my thoughts are with Nina's family and the Prof.
Very sad news indeed.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:44,
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My god...My heart goes out to the Prof and her family.
( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 20:59,
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as we best remember her and would like to remember herwww.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157624081263206/
Smiling.
All my flickr uploads of her in one set, set to 'slideshow' if you don't get upset easily, but it's a real choker if you're a wuss like me.
(Smiling.
All my flickr uploads of her in one set, set to 'slideshow' if you don't get upset easily, but it's a real choker if you're a wuss like me.
Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:37,
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Nice one sirI could only watch a couple before I had to stop it
ps: here is a direct link to the slide show: www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157624081263206/show/
(ps: here is a direct link to the slide show: www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157624081263206/show/
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:01,
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You lovely man.It's too sad to watch :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 18 May 2010, 0:40,
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Bless you sir...but I'm afraid I only got a couple in...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 18 May 2010, 9:00,
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my sincerest condolences to all concerned. Tragic and so unfair
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 21:51,
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i didnt know her to well but this is so sad......my thoughts go out to her family and friends. :(
( caffeinefreak,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:21,
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Oh shit :o(I just spent half an hour figuring out my password to post this.
Please add my condolances for Prof K, and for their families.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:37,
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Please add my condolances for Prof K, and for their families.
Same hereWords from people like us can't possibly make anything better but for what it's worth I hope they help.
( King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate,
Mon 17 May 2010, 22:57,
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sadtimes indeed, if your looking down, remember i'd still take the piss, but cheery is offline
(
mongychops,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:10,
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Really sorry for everybody thereand everybody here.
Best to all.
(Best to all.
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:16,
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So sorry to hear this...I only spoke to her a few times but she was a lovely girl.
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:17,
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That's so sad.My deepest, heartfelt condolences.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:51,
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i am so so sad i shall miss hershe was a lovely lovely girl
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:57,
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Just got in from work and read the news,very sad indeed.
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 17 May 2010, 23:59,
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I never heard of him.But, a death of a loved one is always harrowing incident.
Please send my full condolences to Mr. Martin.
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 0:06,
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Please send my full condolences to Mr. Martin.
I can't think of the good old days of b3ta without thinking of JessieThis is a real shocker. Rest in peace. :-(
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Tue 18 May 2010, 0:36,
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ah, shit.might be a bit late now but like everyone else, please pass my best wishes on.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 18 May 2010, 1:01,
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That's terrible newsMay her nearest and dearest know that while she was loved by them, she was loved by all of us too.
So many have come here to leave condolences, she has touched so many lives, only someone who was liked, loved and treasured so much would bring so many to their knees.
RIP Jessie.
(So many have come here to leave condolences, she has touched so many lives, only someone who was liked, loved and treasured so much would bring so many to their knees.
RIP Jessie.
Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°),
Tue 18 May 2010, 1:14,
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I'm unsure if I've met her at a bashBut my huge condolences :(((((
My thoughts are with him and her family
(My thoughts are with him and her family
Rev. Cleo still alive,
Tue 18 May 2010, 2:02,
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SadtimesIndonesia send's it's condolences
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!,
Tue 18 May 2010, 2:15,
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Speaking for the lurkers out thereThat is devastating news. My deepest condolences to her friends and family
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently,
Tue 18 May 2010, 4:28,
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:(Please add my condolences... I didn't know the girl but judging by all the outpourings of grief and loss across the board today she must've been somebody pretty bluddy special!
Anyone who likes raccoons as much as she seemed to is alright in my book
My thoughts are with her loved ones today x
(Anyone who likes raccoons as much as she seemed to is alright in my book
My thoughts are with her loved ones today x
catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle,
Tue 18 May 2010, 4:48,
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met her a few times at bashes back in the daynice girl, sad news
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 5:02,
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Very sad newsShe will be missed - thoughts are with the Prof
( OldWhit,
Tue 18 May 2010, 8:31,
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I was stuck with the ash-cloud nonsense, otherwise I'd have read this and replied at the time.Such a shame
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 10:13,
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So, so sad.Condolences all round.
(
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Tue 18 May 2010, 10:43,
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Damn.This is horrible news.
My deepest sympathies for Kerry and for Nina's family. I know how it feels to lose a lover and a best friend suddenly like that.
Damn.
She was a better person than most of the rest of us b3tan scum.
(My deepest sympathies for Kerry and for Nina's family. I know how it feels to lose a lover and a best friend suddenly like that.
Damn.
She was a better person than most of the rest of us b3tan scum.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 18 May 2010, 12:19,
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Sorry to hear this news.My thoughts are with her close friends and family. :(
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 18 May 2010, 12:28,
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I don't think I ever came across Jessie on here,me being something of a n00b, but it's clear she was thought of very affectionately - some lovely tributes up there ^
Terrible news, RIP Nina :(
(Terrible news, RIP Nina :(
spesh.,
Tue 18 May 2010, 12:37,
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My deepest condolences mate. There are no other words.
(
BobbyParadise,
Tue 18 May 2010, 12:44,
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shit, that's awful. i just heardnever met her in person, but she seemed lovely. a real fixture of b3ta, and just the sort of person this place should be about
my sympathies to PKM, her family and everyone who knew her
(my sympathies to PKM, her family and everyone who knew her
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:23,
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Christ, this is terriblewhat a crying shame. Safe journey, Nina :'(
( Droog is too orangey for crows,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:27,
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Very very sad news,Jessie, Nina, was a lot of fun on here. My condolences to Kerry and the whole family.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:28,
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though i'm not on here very often any moreJessie's raccoons and dancing are some of my earliest and favourite B3ta memories. I don't think I ever met her in person at a bash but the comments from those that did speak volumes. :-(
( Ralph farts in your general direction,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:35,
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I didn't know her, but this huge outpouring of love from everyone on the board gives me a really good impression of what an awesome human bean she must have been.
(Did she pioneer the "Treat Raccoons As Special Humans" Club? That was always a favorite to see. :) )
My condolences to everyone for your loss of such an outstanding, funny friend/b3tan.
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:40,
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(Did she pioneer the "Treat Raccoons As Special Humans" Club? That was always a favorite to see. :) )
My condolences to everyone for your loss of such an outstanding, funny friend/b3tan.
GoshD=
That is truly awful. Allow me to offer my sincerest condolences. I hope all the support on here will be of some comfort.
(That is truly awful. Allow me to offer my sincerest condolences. I hope all the support on here will be of some comfort.
Fitznicely into a thimble,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:42,
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How awful :(I didn't know her personally, but have seen some of her contributions to the site and along with the responses here it's clear how much she was loved and what a wonderful, kind hearted person we've lost. Really saddens me to hear this.
My sincere condolences.
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:48,
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My sincere condolences.
Very sorry to read this.My thoughts are with Prof and the family.
There is a light that never goes out...
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:49,
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There is a light that never goes out...
Whilst I never really spoke to her, I find this genuinely saddening.Clearly she had a big impact here. My deepest sympathies to her friends and family.
(
Ttssattsr,
Tue 18 May 2010, 13:53,
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Can't add anything that hasn't been said already:(
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Tue 18 May 2010, 14:10,
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She was one of the nicest b3tans :(This is awful. Condolences to the Prof and their families.
( Cae1,
Tue 18 May 2010, 14:36,
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I am very sorry even though I never had the pleasure of meeting her.
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 15:25,
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I remember back when I was properly active on the boardwhen she started posting. Especially the 5000 pic :)
A terrible loss for B3ta and the world.
One less girl on the internet :(
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 16:03,
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A terrible loss for B3ta and the world.
One less girl on the internet :(
Local news report on the fatal accidentYoung woman killed in road junction smash is named
If you must, please be nice in the comments.
:(
(If you must, please be nice in the comments.
:(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Tue 18 May 2010, 16:03,
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Always sorry to hear of a loss.Especially when that loss obviously touches many people.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic,
Tue 18 May 2010, 16:16,
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I am saddened to hear thisPlease acept my condolences Jessie will be missed.
( rootsxrocks,
Tue 18 May 2010, 16:32,
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Can't say I knew her wellbut thats still fucking awful. Condolences to all involved...
( PMGT -Bacon.,
Tue 18 May 2010, 17:35,
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:(
(
Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page,
Tue 18 May 2010, 18:36,
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I can't say I knew her wellBut please send my condolences on. Having been "widowed" by a fiancee`, I sympathize greatly. Madeleine L'Engle wrote that losing a loved one is an amputation. It's much worse than losing a parent or sibling -- perhaps only surpassed by losing a child.
Would that there was something magical, healing or even right to say to Prof. Martin and Jessie/Nina's survivors. But I can only commiserate with how unfair it all seems, especially because judging from her profile, she seemed a remarkable woman, free of malice and full of life. And the world will be lesser for not having her continued contributions to it.
And the raccoons will surely notice their loss of her goodwill.
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 18:46,
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Would that there was something magical, healing or even right to say to Prof. Martin and Jessie/Nina's survivors. But I can only commiserate with how unfair it all seems, especially because judging from her profile, she seemed a remarkable woman, free of malice and full of life. And the world will be lesser for not having her continued contributions to it.
And the raccoons will surely notice their loss of her goodwill.
sad old sadnessI'm one of the ones who didn't know Jessie at all but that's really sad news.
life sure is sucky suck suck, shit... what can you say, what can you do?
Hope that the sadness in your chest somehow becomes a bit of warmth in the hearts of those who need it
RIP
(life sure is sucky suck suck, shit... what can you say, what can you do?
Hope that the sadness in your chest somehow becomes a bit of warmth in the hearts of those who need it
RIP
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 18 May 2010, 19:35,
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wellwhat can I say. Well course no words can describe this and what Dear Prof is going thru. Still here's something from Rossetti
Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay...
I once stripped for my 1000th post cos of Jessie. Id be proud to do it again in her honour and remember her. it what she would want. honest
(Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay...
I once stripped for my 1000th post cos of Jessie. Id be proud to do it again in her honour and remember her. it what she would want. honest
boff FL OZ,
Tue 18 May 2010, 19:37,
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One of the nicest people on b3ta Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Tue 18 May 2010, 19:38,
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I'm so sorry to hear about thisMy heartfelt condolences go to her family and friends.
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains,
Tue 18 May 2010, 19:53,
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.Like many, I didn't know her, but saw a lot of her posts on here, and can only have a small amount of appreciation for what she offered to the membership on here.
I don't have the money available now, but come payday next week, I'll chuck a little bit of what I have towards any fundraising.
Rest in Peace fellow Midlander.
RT.
Notts lad exiled in Doncaster.
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 20:22,
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I don't have the money available now, but come payday next week, I'll chuck a little bit of what I have towards any fundraising.
Rest in Peace fellow Midlander.
RT.
Notts lad exiled in Doncaster.
Sorry to hear that, one less brilliant b3tan in the world....a sad day for all. :(
( busy phil is still bloody busy,
Tue 18 May 2010, 20:41,
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Utterly tragic news.Condolences to The Prof and Nina's Family
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 18 May 2010, 21:05,
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Sad news.I can't pretend I knew Nina, but from all the messages that have been posted she was clearly a much loved person.
I always think B3TAns share a special sense of humour that can't be found anywhere else on the net or otherwise. It is very sad that one of us has met such a tragic end and heartwarming to see everyone pull together.
My thoughts are with her loved ones x x
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 21:11,
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I always think B3TAns share a special sense of humour that can't be found anywhere else on the net or otherwise. It is very sad that one of us has met such a tragic end and heartwarming to see everyone pull together.
My thoughts are with her loved ones x x
Very sorry to hear.Never spoken to her myself, but condolences all the same.
( Gooddeed89,
Tue 18 May 2010, 21:14,
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.You were the love
for certain of my life
you were simply my beloved wife
I don't know for certain
how I'll live my life
now alone without my beloved wife
my beloved wife
I can't believe
I've lost the very best of me
you were the love
for certain of my life
you were simply my beloved wife
I don't know for certain
how I'll live my life
now alone without my beloved wife
my beloved wife
I can't believe
I've lost the very best of me
you were the love
for certain of my life
for 50 years simply my beloved wife
with another love I'll never lye again
it's you I can't deny
it's you I can't defy
a depth so deep
into my grief
without my beloved soul
I renounce my life
as my right
now alone without my beloved wife
my beloved wife
my beloved wife
my love is gone she suffered long
in hours of pain
my love is gone
now my suffering begins
my love is gone
would it be wrong if I should
surrender all the joy in my life
go with her tonight?
my love is gone she suffered long
in hours of pain
my love is gone
would it be wrong if I should
just turn my face away from the light
go with her tonight?
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 21:21,
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for certain of my life
you were simply my beloved wife
I don't know for certain
how I'll live my life
now alone without my beloved wife
my beloved wife
I can't believe
I've lost the very best of me
you were the love
for certain of my life
you were simply my beloved wife
I don't know for certain
how I'll live my life
now alone without my beloved wife
my beloved wife
I can't believe
I've lost the very best of me
you were the love
for certain of my life
for 50 years simply my beloved wife
with another love I'll never lye again
it's you I can't deny
it's you I can't defy
a depth so deep
into my grief
without my beloved soul
I renounce my life
as my right
now alone without my beloved wife
my beloved wife
my beloved wife
my love is gone she suffered long
in hours of pain
my love is gone
now my suffering begins
my love is gone
would it be wrong if I should
surrender all the joy in my life
go with her tonight?
my love is gone she suffered long
in hours of pain
my love is gone
would it be wrong if I should
just turn my face away from the light
go with her tonight?
Signed up a while ago and have never postedbut this is the saddest thing I've ever read on a message board.
Condelences to all who knew her.
No rhyme or reason at times.....My sincere condolences for what it's worth to all those left behind. A tragic event to happen to someone who was very clearly a good, nice and funny person.
( knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Tue 18 May 2010, 22:56,
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Didn't meet or know either jess or prof but my heart felt condolences to all who did. Horrible tragedy to occur and no amount of word will ever make it feel better.
Prof, i hope that the number of people who have posted on here shows what a lovely, special person she was, looks like she made a special place in evryone who knew hers heart.. You should be very proud... doesn't help much at the moment, but its something to think on later... my sincere heartfelt condolences, I lost my sister recently and have a kind of idea of what you must be feeling.
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Tue 18 May 2010, 23:28,
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Prof, i hope that the number of people who have posted on here shows what a lovely, special person she was, looks like she made a special place in evryone who knew hers heart.. You should be very proud... doesn't help much at the moment, but its something to think on later... my sincere heartfelt condolences, I lost my sister recently and have a kind of idea of what you must be feeling.
I'm sorry for your sister...The posts on here have been a big help actually, I'm very comforted to see that so many people have had nice things to say about her. It seems that everyone who met her loved her - I feel very lucky and honoured that out of all those people she chose to be with me
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Wed 19 May 2010, 21:29,
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long time lurker heresending his condolances
:(
(:(
Laice , was Rogitating on,
Tue 18 May 2010, 23:38,
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Unlurking after many years of not posting, but still watching B3TA daily to say how sorry I am to hear this news. To quote Mr Joel (that's Billy, not the other one) "Only The Good Die Young". RIP Jessie.
( kinell,
Tue 18 May 2010, 23:39,
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i am sorrythat i can only imagine what a truly lovely person jessie must have been to inspire all these messages. what a dreadful tragedy, all thoughts and best wishes to profkenny and all her loved ones x
( rachelswipe with a fork,
Wed 19 May 2010, 0:02,
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Long time lurker,and (very) rare poster here, just want to pass on my condolences.
( WeakLemonDrink,
Wed 19 May 2010, 0:58,
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Really sorry to hear that :(Please do pass on my condolences.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 19 May 2010, 2:04,
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I'm only new hereBut I also pass on my condolences at this very sad time.
( oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 2:05,
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God that sucksI'm barely on /board anymore but I remember Jessie, I remember thinking at the time that I'll never be that popular online. I obviously didn't know her, but when I daydreamed about getting on a plane to the UK and going to a b3ta bash, she was who I always seemed to picture meeting.
I always hoped I would.
Pass on my condolences, she was a joy to people who never even met her, PKM, I am very sorry.
(I always hoped I would.
Pass on my condolences, she was a joy to people who never even met her, PKM, I am very sorry.
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Wed 19 May 2010, 2:25,
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*cries from overseas*I may be in Texas but Jessie touched my heart. I sit here crying and wish I could do more than my donation. Prof, my prayers are with you at this time and remember, b3ta is like that family you can't get away from. We're here for you when you need us/are ready to come back to us. *hugs*
( kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!,
Wed 19 May 2010, 2:26,
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This is just awful.Kerry, I'm so sorry this had to happen to Nina. This is one more merkin who wishes he could jump a plane and be out there to support you and everybody throughout all this. My heartfelt condolences go out to you, my friend.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Wed 19 May 2010, 2:42,
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So sorry to hear this, it took a while, but I read every post. Beetans are all special, Nina even more so.
My sympathies...
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 2:54,
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My sympathies...
I didn't know Jessie but it looks like she was really part of what B3ta is all about. RIP
( B3tan Housewife,
Wed 19 May 2010, 4:44,
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utterly utterly tragicit brings a tear to my eye from the other side of the world. even electronically, she seemed a really lovely person. my sympathies to the prof. i can only hope the outpouring of grief on b3ta can bring some cheer to him.
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 19 May 2010, 4:55,
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very sad newsnot much i can say that hasn't already been said, but it's a bitter blow to lose a valued member of this community so early in life. my thoughts are with her family.
( the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since,
Wed 19 May 2010, 5:29,
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How awful.My deepest condolences to everyone who knew her, especially PKM.
Well, shit.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 7:54,
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Well, shit.
I'm afraid I didn't know Jessie,but I just wanted to offer my condolences.
She obviously meant a lot to people here and of course to Prof Kenny, I think that's something people should take comfort in and it should not be forgotten.
(She obviously meant a lot to people here and of course to Prof Kenny, I think that's something people should take comfort in and it should not be forgotten.
Bamboo Steamer,
Wed 19 May 2010, 8:43,
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I also wish to offer my condolences. The Teviot Moose major 5th.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 9:49,
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Jessy/NinaKerry ( He'll always be "Ken" to me) Nina's partner is one of the nicest people in the world and was so utterly smitten with Nina that it pains me to the core to hear this terrible terrible news.
I feel so useless at the moment with no words to help sooth the pain of such a diamond geezer.
(I feel so useless at the moment with no words to help sooth the pain of such a diamond geezer.
porky,
Wed 19 May 2010, 10:39,
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More than a bit pantsThis is indeed very sad news. Please pass on my condolences
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 10:51,
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Jessie......No idea who she was......So I took a few minutes out to look through her profile.
I now know a little of what made this person special.
Please pass on my condolences to Kerry and his family.
Perhaps "The Ring" may be a special keepsake to keep her close.
Sorry.
Ian.
(I now know a little of what made this person special.
Please pass on my condolences to Kerry and his family.
Perhaps "The Ring" may be a special keepsake to keep her close.
Sorry.
Ian.
Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 11:00,
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Haven't been on b3ta for a whileand I know this may be a little belated but this is a tragic event.
My condolences to him and the family.
I didn't really know her, but you could see from b3ta she was such a great personality. RIP.
(My condolences to him and the family.
I didn't really know her, but you could see from b3ta she was such a great personality. RIP.
monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 19 May 2010, 12:46,
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As a newbie, I didn't know Jessiebut here's $10. Wish I could do more. :(
(
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:28,
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tragic newsdeepest sympathies to all concerned
( firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Wed 19 May 2010, 13:53,
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Terrible, terrible news Never knew you but for the chuckles and fits of laughter you brought me. Travel safe.
To PKM: I wish you long life mate.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 15:51,
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To PKM: I wish you long life mate.
Fuck, I just read this.Very sad news. My deepest sympathies to all.
:(
(:(
Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby,
Wed 19 May 2010, 16:05,
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So sorry to hear this.I haven't been on here much in the past few years, but when I was a fairly regular boarder, I was very aware of Jessie. Not that we were friends, but this sort of environment, and the sense of community it brings, means that it feels like someone who you share a few words with, and see commenting on a regular basis, becomes a small part of your life.
My condolences to her family, friends, and Kerry.
RIP
(My condolences to her family, friends, and Kerry.
RIP
Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander,
Wed 19 May 2010, 16:15,
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:o(Jessie's gif was one of the first things I ever saw on b3ta and brought a smile to the miserable bugger I was at that time.
My deepest sympathies to her family and friends.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 16:21,
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My deepest sympathies to her family and friends.
So sorry :(I'm not the most active on b3ta, nor did I know her. But she was a b3tan and therefore must have been a lovely girl.
reading through her posts confirms that impression.
fuck.
my heartfelt condolences.
(reading through her posts confirms that impression.
fuck.
my heartfelt condolences.
bierbelly,
Wed 19 May 2010, 16:57,
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Heartily agreeMy condolences go to her family and friends at this sad time.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 17:35,
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this is awfulwe had a few chats on here and she was always lovely
my deepest condolences to all
(my deepest condolences to all
gravytrain,
Wed 19 May 2010, 17:33,
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:(I can't imagine what to say. Very sad news. Please pass on my condolences (which is hardly adequate under the circumstances but I don't know what else to say. :( )
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 17:47,
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Not much I can say really.She seems to have been a delightful lady. I didn't know her, and now never will. That seems a great shame from what I can see of her posts and the reaction her tragic and untimely death has caused.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 19 May 2010, 17:49,
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Sad sad sad sad newsNina was a star, I know she will continue to shine
( the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality,
Wed 19 May 2010, 17:52,
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That is awful :-(Deepest sympathies and RIP.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!,
Wed 19 May 2010, 19:19,
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Absolutely terrible...bye bye Jessie.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Wed 19 May 2010, 20:11,
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Big internet hugs to all involved.Bloody hell. Best wishes, guys.
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 20:20,
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A terrible tragedyThere are no words that could soothe the pain of such a loss to those who knew and loved Nina.
I never knew her, never even corresponded with her, but the outpourings of love and sympathy I've read in the messages above have shown me that Nina was a very special person to many.
So, my sympathies go to Kerry and to Nina's family, but also to all my fellow B3tans who have lost a good friend.
Best wishes,
Adrian
Eternal rest grant unto her, O Lord;
and let perpetual light shine upon her.
May she rest in peace. Amen.
(I never knew her, never even corresponded with her, but the outpourings of love and sympathy I've read in the messages above have shown me that Nina was a very special person to many.
So, my sympathies go to Kerry and to Nina's family, but also to all my fellow B3tans who have lost a good friend.
Best wishes,
Adrian
Eternal rest grant unto her, O Lord;
and let perpetual light shine upon her.
May she rest in peace. Amen.
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 19 May 2010, 20:44,
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Very sadFirst post for ages and she deserves it. My condolences to her family and friends.
( Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble,
Wed 19 May 2010, 21:15,
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.I'm really, really sorry Prof. I wish I could say more, but you will have heard it a hundred times now. You are in our thoughts. x
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 21:43,
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Every time I hear it though it's a tiny little helpWords on the internet... who'der thunk it, eh?
(,
Thu 20 May 2010, 1:32,
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Well, If it's any help at allthen I'd like to let you and your families know that I enjoyed Jessie's posts immensely and they always brought a smile to my day. She'll be sorely missed.
You take good care of yourself Prof. There's a lot of people who're thinking kind thoughts about both Jess and you. x
(You take good care of yourself Prof. There's a lot of people who're thinking kind thoughts about both Jess and you. x
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Thu 20 May 2010, 2:41,
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what an utter cunt you are. prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 20 May 2010, 17:40,
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you utter fucktard MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 21 May 2010, 2:28,
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You total cock-end. Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.,
Fri 21 May 2010, 20:44,
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Not enough words.Even though Jessie and I only spoke briefly a few times about the Derby bashes (considered attending the 2007 one, now I wish I did), this still saddens me.
I can only offer condolences. :(
(,
Wed 19 May 2010, 22:06,
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I can only offer condolences. :(
Damn...Please accept condolences from a rare poster but frequent reader. I didn't know her, but she seems like she was well loved.
They say only the good die young.
(They say only the good die young.
VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!,
Wed 19 May 2010, 22:36,
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Likewise, I post rarely but do enjoy reading.
From what I read of her input here, Jessie was one of those people who made places like this a rare delight and often a haven of human kindness, so desperately lacking in many other sites.
My heart goes out to her family and friends at this time, it's very sad to read of her passing. R.I.P. Jessie.
(,
Thu 20 May 2010, 0:15,
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From what I read of her input here, Jessie was one of those people who made places like this a rare delight and often a haven of human kindness, so desperately lacking in many other sites.
My heart goes out to her family and friends at this time, it's very sad to read of her passing. R.I.P. Jessie.
lurker-stroke-postersends his sincere condolences. 26 is no age, but from what fellow b3ta folk say, she were a lovely lass and lived life to the full. Good on her, may she rest in peace.
(,
Thu 20 May 2010, 1:17,
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RIP JessieTruly a lovely person. Sincere condolences to all friends and family.
:'(
(:'(
S tr app y,
Thu 20 May 2010, 1:19,
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I met her a few timesshe even came swimming at the pool where I worked in Derby. She was a celebrity to me, I had to pluck up the courage to speak to her. Can't believe this has happened. Life is so fragile :(
(,
Thu 20 May 2010, 2:50,
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I'm not sure what to sayso many others have already put it better than I could
All I can do is add my name to the tide of sadness at losing a good person from our community to s**t circumstance
(,
Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55,
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All I can do is add my name to the tide of sadness at losing a good person from our community to s**t circumstance
:(Wish I'd made it to the last Derby bash now - Jessie was one of the first people to welcome me on b3ta, so was Kerry and I associate a lot of my fondest board and bash memories with them both. My thoughts are with Kerry and Nina's family and friends. What a lovely lovely lady to have known.
I've already sent a text and a facebook message - for some reason I came here last, I don't want to bombard him so please don't worry about passing this on. Just wanted to write something.
(I've already sent a text and a facebook message - for some reason I came here last, I don't want to bombard him so please don't worry about passing this on. Just wanted to write something.
Chorizowagon Came wandering back on,
Thu 20 May 2010, 14:29,
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Truly sad newsI haven't been on the board in years, but it would be impossible to have forgotten about someone as funny and lovely as Jessie.
Condolences to all concerned.
:(
(Condolences to all concerned.
:(
Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Thu 20 May 2010, 18:34,
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Damn, that's terrible news.Please add my condolences to the Big List.
(
DogHorse plop,
Thu 20 May 2010, 19:33,
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HelloWhilst this is sad, I wonder how b3tans usually react to such news (no, I don't actually...filth, smut, innuendo and general bad taste).
I can only hope that when I go people will say: Cheerio!...
...now who's round is it?
D
(I can only hope that when I go people will say: Cheerio!...
...now who's round is it?
D
doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains,
Fri 21 May 2010, 0:17,
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Holy fuck.I am so sorry. Please pass on my deepest sympathies.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Fri 21 May 2010, 2:26,
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My condolences.I only knew her through the occassional board banter, but she was one of those people who could always raise a smile through sheer lullyness.
( Muns,
Fri 21 May 2010, 12:08,
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I only heard on Wednesday so still reeling a bit.For the Derby bash last year I was proper broke so couldn't afford a hotel. Even though she barely knew me and we had never met she got in touch, and her and lovely Kerry kindly put me up in their joint and looked after me.
A truly good, gorgeous lady with a smile and a kind word for everybody. Christ she will be missed.
She liked my robots and I tried doing a drawing for this time, can't quite manage to just yet. But I will.
Big hugs to Kerry x
(A truly good, gorgeous lady with a smile and a kind word for everybody. Christ she will be missed.
She liked my robots and I tried doing a drawing for this time, can't quite manage to just yet. But I will.
Big hugs to Kerry x
fannycradock,
Fri 21 May 2010, 14:13,
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I've sent condolences in another thread but thought I'd add to this oneI have a concert (choir) at the same time as Nina's funeral. I will be singing beautiful Brahms love songs and I will sing them for Jessie and Prof Kenny.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 21 May 2010, 16:34,
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My condolencesI don't know any other b3tans personally but was affected by this news.
I'm truly sorry for your loss; I can gather from the posts that Jessie was a wonderful woman with a great sense of humor. My condolences to her loved ones...
(,
Fri 21 May 2010, 18:14,
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I'm truly sorry for your loss; I can gather from the posts that Jessie was a wonderful woman with a great sense of humor. My condolences to her loved ones...
Truly fucking horrendous news... :(Sudden and wrong. Just so very wrong.
From what I knew of her she was quite simply a genuinely lovely person. My most heartfelt condolences to Kerry and to Nina's family. I don't know what else to say... :'(
(From what I knew of her she was quite simply a genuinely lovely person. My most heartfelt condolences to Kerry and to Nina's family. I don't know what else to say... :'(
kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Fri 21 May 2010, 20:05,
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Only just found out...Her posts always made me smile - she'll be greatly missed. All the best to her family & friends...
( the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on,
Fri 21 May 2010, 22:10,
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Oh no...Just got home from a week without internet, what awful news to be greeted by. I was never fortunate enough to meet Jessie in person, but still know she was a very special and lovely part of this place. Her famous dancing gif was one of the earliest things I remember from b3ta.
My heartfelt condolences to the Prof, family and friends.
(My heartfelt condolences to the Prof, family and friends.
the wub - guide onion for the blind,
Fri 21 May 2010, 22:45,
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Call us what you will...Nutters, jokers or fools - we B3tans are pioneers. We are writers and artists and designers. Here's to a fellow pioneer, a woman gone too soon and who will be fondly remembered. Here's to Nina, and to all her fellow pioneers.
( John Q Wagonwheel Spent,
Sat 22 May 2010, 2:06,
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So wrong.Jessie rates very very highly in Blackmoon's list of lovely people. How this can happen to somebody so young, beautiful, cheerful, friendly and above all so bloody special is just so wrong. I went to Jessie's bash in Derby two or three years ago, (Maybe ten) and this was the only time I met her, but that one evening and next morning I spent with her was enough for me to know she was truly one of a kind. Not a bad word for anybody.
I hadn't eaten much on the day of the bash, and an empty stomach coupled with a few beers made me rather ill. Jessie looked after me, holding my hand- holding me up! Next morning she made me the most wonderful cup of coffee from fresh beans in that awfully noisy machine of hers. I'll always remember that coffee just like I'll always remember Nina. xxx
All the best to Kerry, friends, relatives....
Not sure what else to say. How can you put feelings like this into words? I don't have the words.
(I hadn't eaten much on the day of the bash, and an empty stomach coupled with a few beers made me rather ill. Jessie looked after me, holding my hand- holding me up! Next morning she made me the most wonderful cup of coffee from fresh beans in that awfully noisy machine of hers. I'll always remember that coffee just like I'll always remember Nina. xxx
All the best to Kerry, friends, relatives....
Not sure what else to say. How can you put feelings like this into words? I don't have the words.
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sat 22 May 2010, 2:39,
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HomageI don't hang around the boards much and hardly ever post. Can someone describe what Nina meant to the boards? And post a link to her contributions if possible. It's obvious she was important to B3ta but I'm clueless as to the (obviously justified) reason for that.
(,
Sat 22 May 2010, 11:51,
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Have a look at her profile if you haven't found it already.www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=24783
I'm honored that I'm mentioned in there- always have been.
The reason for the multitude of posts is that Jessie was just a wonderful human being. Simple as. She took time to be friendly to everyone. When you had a disagreement on the board, she wouldn't just fly off the handle and throw you abuse, she'd discuss it in a sensible manner.
Also, her spelling, punctuation, capitalization and grammar was perfect. That's a big plus in my book.
(I'm honored that I'm mentioned in there- always have been.
The reason for the multitude of posts is that Jessie was just a wonderful human being. Simple as. She took time to be friendly to everyone. When you had a disagreement on the board, she wouldn't just fly off the handle and throw you abuse, she'd discuss it in a sensible manner.
Also, her spelling, punctuation, capitalization and grammar was perfect. That's a big plus in my book.
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sat 22 May 2010, 16:04,
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Cheers Black Moon...... good to see her pictures.
Hugs to kith and kin.
(,
Sat 22 May 2010, 19:32,
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Hugs to kith and kin.
Gutted.Jessie's wit always put a smile on my face.
( schesis reported missing on,
Sat 22 May 2010, 2:58,
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I just found outIt is saddening and humbling news.
( Letum Your Ad here £2.40,
Sat 22 May 2010, 5:19,
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With all respect and sympathyLuminous beings are we.
Not this crude matter.
_
hugsso sad to hear this
( empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 23 May 2010, 10:53,
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My sincere condolencesHaven't been a b3ta member for long, and have rarely posted, but I do spend a fair amount of time reading, and enjoying the QOTW. Quite often, the same names crop-up. I can't honestly say that I remember seeing Jessie's, but I remember reading the Prof. from time-to-time. I have since read Jessie's profile, and she seemed like a lovely, lovely person.
For what it's worth, I offer my sincere condolences for your loss. I genuinely don't know what more to say, but felt obliged to post and pay my respects. With kindest regards, TH.
(,
Sun 23 May 2010, 22:15,
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For what it's worth, I offer my sincere condolences for your loss. I genuinely don't know what more to say, but felt obliged to post and pay my respects. With kindest regards, TH.
Miss you, Jessie.I wish I wasn't emerging from semi-retirement under such circumstances, but Jessie will be greatly missed by this Doctor.
She was there when I attended my first ever Bash, which I guess must be about five or six years ago. As you all know, I'm a shy and retiring kinda guy. I wandered into the James Brindley, looking for a bunch of Internet Geeks. They were easy to spot and turned out to be some of the acest people ever. Jess was amongst the first to welcome me to the "real world" B3tards, and introduced me to many people who would become good friends.
The B3ta "digital media arts community" (that's how I describe it to my mum) have been a wonderful bunch, and I've made some firm friends (oo-er)... and I'm happy to remember Jess as one of the very first, representing all that's good about "the internet bringing people together". Sounds like cheesy Microsoft marketing blurb, but it's true.
I've made some great friends online, and Jess is an example of all that's lovely: She was warm, caring, friendly, had a great collection of sexy boots, and will always be remembered by all that knew her.
Miss you Jess, but I know we'll always raise a glass or two wherever your friends get together, and you'll never be forgotten.
(She was there when I attended my first ever Bash, which I guess must be about five or six years ago. As you all know, I'm a shy and retiring kinda guy. I wandered into the James Brindley, looking for a bunch of Internet Geeks. They were easy to spot and turned out to be some of the acest people ever. Jess was amongst the first to welcome me to the "real world" B3tards, and introduced me to many people who would become good friends.
The B3ta "digital media arts community" (that's how I describe it to my mum) have been a wonderful bunch, and I've made some firm friends (oo-er)... and I'm happy to remember Jess as one of the very first, representing all that's good about "the internet bringing people together". Sounds like cheesy Microsoft marketing blurb, but it's true.
I've made some great friends online, and Jess is an example of all that's lovely: She was warm, caring, friendly, had a great collection of sexy boots, and will always be remembered by all that knew her.
Miss you Jess, but I know we'll always raise a glass or two wherever your friends get together, and you'll never be forgotten.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Sun 23 May 2010, 22:59,
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Well that just really sucks.Sorry to hear this. My thoughts go out to her friends and family.
Although I never met her, I could tell she was always a kind, generous and thoughtful person. She was always kind to me here, welcoming me into this community.
She'll be sorely missed :(
(Although I never met her, I could tell she was always a kind, generous and thoughtful person. She was always kind to me here, welcoming me into this community.
She'll be sorely missed :(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 24 May 2010, 10:27,
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I just bought a tablet PC!
Also, look what day it is!
Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:43,
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Yay!Happy b3ta it-burns-when-you-pee day!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:46,
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It's a righteous, cleansing burn.It hurts so good.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:55,
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YAY! Candle!Have one of these:
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:28,
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yay for technology!I'm eating a cake for you. 'S pretty good.
( Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:49,
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Happy B3tadaaaaaaaaaayfor your enjoyment, here I am doing a special dance for you
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:51,
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HahahahaFunnily enough, that is actually how I dance.
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:53,
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the national day of Norway?oh, right. Happy b3taday!
( Damien's Hearse,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:53,
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pull up a candle and shop a cdcwoo yay and a happy b'day
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:54,
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Flames should never come from there The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:58,
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But what if...My sex is on fire?
( Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:02,
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Seek medical advicestraight away
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:12,
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Happy candleday!
(
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 17 May 2010, 15:54,
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More post-it robot actionDoodling and such. The marker pen made my head swim...
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(
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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:25,
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Nice shadingyou can't go wrong with robots
( Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:41,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Fake Science"){kind=small}
Is the left eye a laser?
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:44,
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Hahaha! "Die Di Die!"Would you like it to be a laser?
( crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:50,
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He looks miffed
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:59,
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I want to filename just to prove myself wrong about this edit: *cries*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:25,
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I'm going to get a roper and hang myself.
(
doog Don't read this.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:29,
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This thought fills me with Mil-dreadHmmm, Judge (and Mil)Dredd... there's a sitcom waiting to happen.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:38,
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Like this perhaps? (Q&D)
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 17 May 2010, 14:22,
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With apologies to w00tAlohrs
The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:19,
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When some ice in a packIn your eye makes a whack..
( The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:30,
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When you're bit on the heel by a big conga eel... emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:35,
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*scrolls down*pissed in my own mind there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:36,
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Beware of falling astral bodies.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:56,
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rocking all hours
I fear some of the young 'uns may be RIS-ing...
G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-GER-G-Oh f-f-f-f-forget it!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:50,
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G-GER- Gorgeous cockring, Granville The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:52,
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H-h-h-h-h-hungarian is it? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:55,
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G-Granville? How do you spell p-p-p-p-pepper? Is it six p's or seven?
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:34,
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I wouldn't let Mrs Featherstone hear you use words like that Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:56,
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:(I... I need some time alone.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:14,
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awwwwwww :(did I say annoying cunt? I meant awesome, hilarious, sophisticated role-model
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:18,
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Next up, a duet... Hammer and Granville Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:51,
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ooh they could be called "Grammer"but that would be bad grammar
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:53,
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As in the St Winifred's School choir?"Grammer, we love you, Grammer, we do..."
Or as in the actor, Kelsey Grammer?
Stop! Grammer Time!
(Or as in the actor, Kelsey Grammer?
Stop! Grammer Time!
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:57,
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it's trueGrammer-time!
Aah you edited. Now I look loiks a roight 'nana!
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:58,
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Aah you edited. Now I look loiks a roight 'nana!
Yes yes yes OK -You've really grammered these puns home.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:01,
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Or Stammer and Granville? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:58,
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ff-f-f-f-f-fu fu fufu fu forget it prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:00,
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Till death do us partor that bloody Till becomes the death of us.
( Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:10,
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that's some woo memory you got there!either that or a slightly worrisome dvd collection.. ;)
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:24,
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P-p-p-pu-p-p-put some pants on G-G-Ger-Granville...Very woo pic!
( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:20,
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ha!cheers! I'm so wishing I'd put G-G-G-Granvil on the pic now though, I hate it when I forget the funny bit :(
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:23,
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I have a stammer......IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY
;)
(;)
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:53,
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"I am Murloch rlrlrlrlalalalalaalalaaaaa!"
There's something fishy about Rupert
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:34,
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hehe come now, thats far too human! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:35,
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He's one of the "deep ones"?I suspected this all along...
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:36,
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*ssshhhhhhhhhh*Never say ^that^ aloud!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:40,
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,And in strange aeons, even death may die.
Pull my finger.
(Pull my finger.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:43,
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The Creature From The Teal Lagoon(or is it a darkish aquamarine?)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:41,
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It's a very nice body of waterIt's a jade goody.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:48,
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arf.They say drowning's quite a pleasant way to go. Relatively.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:49,
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Bloody hell. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:02,
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oh god, nerd-joke ahoy :pps I must've killed thousands of those lol
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:57,
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sameseeing this makes me want to go to Darkshore and kill some more in case i get the right one
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:13,
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The Rupert Murloch is a very very rare spawnand he drops [Reigns of Governmental Manipulation]
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:17,
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I used to quite like murlocs.....now they must all die!
( w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:21,
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Oh, I could level up me fishingwhile I mame the bastard :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:25,
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HAHAHAHAmrglmrglmrglmrgl
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:12,
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hahaha!love it. :)
(
evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:27,
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here's spanging you kid: )
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:27,
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I call that spangand raise it with, erm, several more spangs. Animated gifs and everything.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:30,
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"When you let out a squeal""Cos you've seen a big eel - "
"That's a moray".
"When you see great big teeth"
"In a hole in the reef..."
Get it right...
("That's a moray".
"When you see great big teeth"
"In a hole in the reef..."
Get it right...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:29,
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I actually do sing along to this with either.."When your out in the sea,
something gnaws at your knee
that's a moray.
When your swimming at pace,
and an eel bites your face
thats a moray."
:D!
(something gnaws at your knee
that's a moray.
When your swimming at pace,
and an eel bites your face
thats a moray."
:D!
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:32,
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if you're down by the reef,
and it sinks in its teeth....
if you're swimming in Spain,
and you feel a great pain....
it fills you with dread,
'turns the clear waters red...
I can't remember the others ;)
(,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:40,
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and it sinks in its teeth....
if you're swimming in Spain,
and you feel a great pain....
it fills you with dread,
'turns the clear waters red...
I can't remember the others ;)
I think the last one there...sounds more like a shark attack.
Or a bladder infection.
(Or a bladder infection.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:45,
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When an eel lunges outand bites you on the snout...
( RedHouse over yonder,
Tue 18 May 2010, 2:26,
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when a big fish swims byand it rips out your eye
...thats a moray!
(,
Tue 18 May 2010, 14:02,
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...thats a moray!
Well then... joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:40,
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haha one of my favourite jokes :) Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:32,
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When you're kicked off your farmby veter'ns with firearms
That's Zimbabwe, that's Zimbabwe
If you've got a Hitler moustache
and your citizens starve
You're Mugabe, you're Mugabe
*gestures at tip jar*
(That's Zimbabwe, that's Zimbabwe
If you've got a Hitler moustache
and your citizens starve
You're Mugabe, you're Mugabe
*gestures at tip jar*
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:35,
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CrikeySomeone's been raiding the Old Jokes Home :)
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:32,
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You can always pluder the Old Jokes Home for some good 'uns
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:36,
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I do, I doThey know me as "Graverobber" Tribs over there...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:39,
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awesome.going to the sea life centre soon. I'm using this.
*clickety*
(*clickety*
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:33,
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Be warned:the seahorses have already heard it.
And the manta rays need little excuse to leap out of the water and latch on.
(And the manta rays need little excuse to leap out of the water and latch on.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:36,
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The former actually set up their own gang"Kray Seahorses..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiNnDpIW918
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiNnDpIW918
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:43,
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Oh, dear.Why, if I had a gif factory, you'd now be smarting from a spang the size of which I know what not wotnot what not Not.
What?
(What?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:48,
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When they flap and they're flatAnd they grin like a twat -
That's a Bat Ray.
*gets coat*
(That's a Bat Ray.
*gets coat*
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:47,
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When you're hit with a jug in a South Auckland pub...
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 17 May 2010, 13:37,
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...that's a Maori.Reading this thread made me think of that one too.
(
.Yeti.,
Tue 18 May 2010, 10:24,
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Aha!So now I know! It still seems a lot of work to go through to draw a cock though. :( I guess no art is good unless it takes some effort.
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:40,
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I'm booking him for YOUR next birthday party...(
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:00,
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Yay for voodoo! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:02,
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I think Voodoo is an underrated form of party entertainment.Nice!
( Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:03,
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Ah, VoodooThe religion all the members of the family can get involved in....
Even the dead ones.
(Even the dead ones.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:04,
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Is he white wearing black makeup or black wearing white makeup? WormuIus,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:05,
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He's redwearing black and white make-up.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:07,
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Hahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:14,
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zut alors,c'est Butters.
Il grape le squildo de tout le monde, mais aujourd'hui est un renaissance apres un grand repose, n'est-ce pas?
(or - fucksake, where you been?)
(Il grape le squildo de tout le monde, mais aujourd'hui est un renaissance apres un grand repose, n'est-ce pas?
(or - fucksake, where you been?)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:09,
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Well you wouldn't believe me if I told you.I found this hot tub, which could magically go back in time.
That was the last time I tried peyote.
(That was the last time I tried peyote.
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:11,
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"The roof is scratching my nuts!" Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:13,
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haha, pull the other one.What kind of imaginatively-impoverished twat would come up with such a shit idea as a time-travelling bath?
Blimey, you must think we're all stupid.
(glad to see the Butters back here, btw)
(Blimey, you must think we're all stupid.
(glad to see the Butters back here, btw)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:14,
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Everyone knows only telephone boxes can travel back in time.Keanu Reeves would never lie to us.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:28,
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I hear good things about showers, though.(not that I think they're capable of travelling backwards in time, it's just that people keep telling me "a shower'd be a great idea. Yes, you. Yes, now")
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:33,
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they should make a film about a hot tub time machinegod knows what to call it though
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:20,
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How about"Shit Time-Travelling Bath" ?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:26,
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she did it*spoilers*
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:48,
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Jade Goody?Or a time-travelling Princess Diana?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:06,
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Why does he have to hunt?
She sleeps next to him every night, this is just another excuse to get some more money out of the "Maddie Fund" isnt it ?
(She sleeps next to him every night, this is just another excuse to get some more money out of the "Maddie Fund" isnt it ?
Saner,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:45,
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Hahahahaha marvellous!Nick Clegg is going to cure cancer and bring world peace.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:41,
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Clegg is the new ObamaHOPE! CHANGE! SHADOW PUPPETS!
( boris the spider,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:43,
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Ha!Britains Regional Sales Manager can also do shadow puppets (and not just be Camerons shadow puppet).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 17 May 2010, 11:45,
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