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We think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"

Maybe you have other ideas.

We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.

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Everyone's house is haunted these days
So grab your most blurry camera, and night vision goggles and show us what's going bump in the night in YOUR house (or garden). Bonus non-exisitng points if you use pics around your OWN house!
C'mon ghosts AND a chance to sneak pics of B3tans homes! (or gardens)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:33, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

not a lot of people know that
Create the Encyclopaedia B3tanicca
using all the resources available to you, illustrate a lesser known scientific 'fact' in a witty and easy to understand manner.
cats aren't purring, they go behind the sofa and are drilling,fact. (Eddie Izzard)
coffee drinking makes you become a bastard,fact. (The Neville)
the french have no word in their language for soap, fact.(me)
real facts will also be admissible

no prizes will be awarded but you'll get a warm glow and a damp patch knowing that you've helped broaden the world's education.

and we already know glitter is a nonce and bush is an arsehole, so forget it.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 21:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The next big (bad) thing/Unexpected Bad guy
with Bin Laden out of the way the media needs a new scary bad man to keep us from sleeping, so pick someone we know but wouldn't expect to fill the shoes of terror maestro number one.

For those not following - Photoshop Dame Edna Everage as a Bond villain, arm Timmy Mallet to the teeth with second hand american weaponry, show us Claudia Winkleman's rocket attack on the Whitehouse in an Apache attack helicopter.

Unexpected bad guy, vote NOW!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Good vs. Evil - Role Reversal
Open up photoshop and show us good things being evil, and evil things being good.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:57, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"I for one welcome our new Alien overlords..."
How does Earth look after The Invasion:
Fresh human meat at 20 credits a pound?
Designated Human wildlife parks?

Pull out your tin foil hats and go crazy.
Assuming you weren't already
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:17, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Awesome bins
In the wake of this, how awesome can a mere bin be?

Or - variations on a theme of rubbish bin/ awesome bin; reserved table/ unreserved table, and so on.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

YOUR OWN DEATH
How do you want to die? not many people get to choose. Draw your own death, it can be as darkly depressing or as spectacularly violent as you like.
Possibly encorporate your username - i.e. I could do a slice of bread aflame in a giant toaster

Either way, DEATH DEATH DEATH. It's Christmas after all
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 18:32, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Marketing in the Star Wars universe
George Lucas has diamond encrusted platinum pubes for a beard because he's so rich.

He's so rich because of the endless merchandise deals he's done for Star Wars.

Lets get the bastard back and make adverts that appeal to the alien/imperial/rebel scum/ewok demographic.

PLEASE!

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:57, Reply)

2000AD
anything and everything to do with the British comic institution
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:16, 12 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The Art of Subtlety
Taking any famous image; whether it be a painting, photo, movie still, etc. open up photoshop and using minimal effort, make a subtle change to create maximum lols.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Colour in the lizard
I think we could do better than these idiots:
www.b3ta.com/challenge/lizard/popular
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zoldergoose, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 15:46, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

b3ta City
If b3ta were a real metropolis, what would we expect to see and do there? Will the night be haunted by Americans and the sleep deprived? (Credit to Haku for suggesting this)
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 18:26, 16 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

REMAIN INDOORS
Show us what TV would be like for survivors of the apocalypse.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Photoshop raccoons making mischief
Though intended as a tribute to a recently bereaved fellow b3tard, alluding to it isn't necessary - just filling the board up with raccoons, much like that "folding 1000 paper cranes" thing. :)
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 May 2010, 1:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

another week of retro scifi as it has caused so many excellent images and much top quality hummus

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:57, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The most fun in 5K
Anything goes, but the file size must be less than 5KB.
Originally suggested by FOONLY here: http://www.b3ta.com/board/7681110
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 18:59, Reply)

The B3ta Advertising Agency
Create ads The B3ta Advertising Agency would produce for existing or imaginary products and services.

For inspiration see the Chip Shop Awards

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:30, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Remake Films and TV programmes, with animals instead of humans
that is all, aside from the 'let's have minimal reposts to this one cos they never win a challenge, and anyway and it kind of defeats the object of a 'challenge' in the first place' bit
edit: in reference to a reply asking for a more exciting description:
VOTE NOW FOR THIS WACKY, WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING ONCE IN A LIFETIME (UNLESS IT PROVES SO POPULAR THEY DO IT AGAIN IN A YEAR OR SO) OPPORTUNITY TO OPEN UP PHOTOSHOP AND USING NOTHING BUT YOUR IMAGINATION AND A FEW HASTILY NICKED IMAGES OFF GOOGLE, BEGIN TO EXPERIMENT IN THE POSSIBILITIES OF MERGING FLOOF WITH FILM AND TELEVISUAL DELIGHTS FROM THE GOGGLE TUBE, AND WE'LL PASS THE RESULTS ONTO YOUUUUUUUUUUU
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:46, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mohamed Al Fayed
He's as mad as a box of frogs, and deserves the b3ta treatment.
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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:21, Reply)

Celebrity Mutants (or mutant celebrities) Take Over The World
Yes, just that. Simple, Straightforward, Pleasant!

I want to draw a 100 foot high Arnold Schwarzenneger with 100 arms throwing toasters at the Houses of Parliament
whilst screaming in his thick Austrian noise-voice "FEEL THE HEAT, MEMBERSOF PAAAAAR-LEA-MEEEENT. HAHAHAA. YOU ARE TOAST"
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The Neville What what what, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 11:04, Reply)

EPIC VOYAGE.
Do a thing. A thing on a journey. Going somewhere, doing something, with or without a purpose.
Tell us the story and show us in one OR MORE images how the story came about/ends/whatever. Doesn't need to be a bulletproof story as long as it's FUN.
Maybe it's a panda on a boat escaping the dictatorship of a fiendish mandrill. Maybe he discovers Atlantis. Maybe he does a mermaid.
OR
Maybe it's a toaster that joins NASA and goes to Mars. Maybe he wasn't the first toaster on the red planet. Maybe he does a martian.

This won't ever become an image challenge, but make a journey anyway. Screw convention, do it for a laugh. I will be.

Example that's in progress when I post this but probably finished by the time anyone bothers to read this.

Also, if you would like to post your epic journeys as responses, it would be badass. Epicaly badass.
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 9:48, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hollywood Remakes
Hollywood seem to be single-minded in taking classic film genres and reharshing them for cash/profits. What complete mess would Hollywood make of your favourite films?

Lord of the Rings with John Travolta as Frodo Baggins, Robert DeNiro as Gimli the Dwarf, and Morgan Freeman as Gandalf? Show Hollywood your anger in the form of pixel protest!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 13:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Celebrity Anagram Photoshops!
Take a celebrity, work out a really good anagram of their name and then photoshop the result.

For example Terry Wogan becomes "Agent Worry", so do Terry Wogan, dressed as a spy with a concerned expression!

Robert DeNiro could be Robot Nerdier - Bob dressed as C3PO with thick specs on!

Kylie Minogue could be surrounded by teenage boys with the heading "I Like Em Young" - or er, maybe not that one.

To help get started, include this fairly decent Anagram solver link wordsmith.org/anagram/

Hopefully this'll be a slowy but a goody as people have to use their brains.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 13:53, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Age old Question: How do you hide an Elephant?

well fire up photoshop and show us
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:42, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Getting retro wrong

b3ta.com/board/10987516
Www.GettingRetroWrong.tumblr.com
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christhebarker, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Patrick Moore, Astronomy, UFOs and stuff
Commemorate the B3ta favourite with a week of all things space and stuff
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 13:37, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MAKE A ROBOT
Turn off your computer, build a robot out of
metal/wood/cake/card/meat/whatever, and
post a photo of it on the board.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 5:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
vote for me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 May 2008, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

B3ta for Change!
With European and English local elections this week, what better way to show our support for all those MP's in their commuting between second, third and fourth homes, than by having a b3ta election-themed image challenge?

Just how would B3ta change things if it were elected? Who would run the B3ta party? what would it look like? What would the manifesto be? How would the country look under B3ta leadership.

Open up photoshop and put an X in the box for this to happen!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pop Goes the Movies
Time was any pop star worth their salt would make a shit movie to earn a few quick quid (even Slade made one).
Now only rappers seem to do it.

What films would YOUR favourite pop stars appear/should have appeared in?

And yes, Quo Vadis has probably bindun...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:41, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Celebrities of the future.
What is your idea of future celebrities? Elvis-o-matic 5000? Michael Jackson clones? David Beckhams brain in a jar with legs?

Use your skills to show us what you think stardom will look like in the Jetpack flying... Bacofoil jumpsuit wearing future...

Madonna Circa 2552 AD.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:05, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

victorian sci-fi. you know you can think of something good.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 23:53, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Real World B3ta Terrorism
...as per this thread:

www.b3ta.com/board/8475330

A country full of deranged Banksy's? Reaking havoc on the public at large? Keeping it fluffy of course. Sounds like utopia to me...
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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 15:21, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

A James Bond Christmas...
Last year, we imagined what christmas would be like In a Galaxy far, far away
and B3tan Manic suggested in that challenge that this year we could do the same but for the world of James Bond.
So, open up Photoshop and show us Christmas in the world of Bond... James Bond
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 11:09, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Inappropriate TV Product Placement
It was announced this week that product placement would be allowed on commercial television. What product would you put on what programme to get a lol????

(I am posting mine now)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

caricature, either drawn, photo shopped or maybe made in plasticine,
preferentially of some man or woman distinguished in Art, Letters, Science or Politics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 8:28, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Option D ;)
Draw a fellow B3tan you've never met or even seen a picture of, based only on the written description they give you:
i.e. I am Female, 6ft tall, brown hair, blue eyes, like to wear corsets, have a robotic left arm and keep monkees in a rucksack.

That's right people, the description doesn't need to be 100% honest, but aim for about 75% ok ;)

Hopefully this will get people talking to other board members outside their usual clique, be repost free and generally be a bit of a laugh.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 19:56, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Animating the inanimate
What would be alive in your own world?
Would you have books to read you to sleep?
Would you have leads to walk your dog for you?

The possibilities are endless!

Inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/7756758
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ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:16, Reply)

Jumpy Orange Shapes
See above.
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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:44, Reply)

SOURCE-FEST
A re-suggestion. Provide us with 3-4 images to photoshop ANY way we wish over the course of a week. It'll cut down on reposts from the word go, and allows
a scope for entries limited only by image content and imagination, and not done to a 'theme'

Maybe set up a dedicated flickr pool for b3tans to add their own shots to, which can be considered 'free to use' in such compos. if picked.

Could also be a good stand-by challenge, or maybe a regular thing every 6-8 weeks or so with new images to use.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:55, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Star Wars/Trek Advertising
Advertising is probably the second oldest business known to man but seems oddly absent in the telling of our favourite space based stories, be they set in the near future or a long time ago. Rectify this anomaly to show us what Luke, Darth, Obi Wan, Jean-Luc, Kirk, Spock, Ricker, et al have sold to them through the medium of advertising.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 12:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You're my Photoshopping bitch now Dave!
Shop something as requested by another b3tard.

1) In an existing thread ask what b3tards would like shopped in an existing thread.
2) Choose your favourite out of the replies.
3) Shop it to your little heart's content.
4) Rinse and repeat.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:56, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If animals were huge
What would the world be like if all animals were huge, thinking huge tabby cats, towering ameobas etc...
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

tigers and booze: together at last

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Recession!
How is the down turn in the global economy going to affect us? What changes are we going to see in the not-too-distant future?

eg.

if you don't know Jack Fulton
is a cheap and crappy frozen food shop.
For those that find Iceland pricey, if you will.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:56, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

B3ta Collaboration 2008
Maybe potential for a 2 week challenge depending on what people could do, or how many people they wanted to work with.

Team up with another B3tan (or indeed a group of b3tans) and produce a collaborative effort on anything which allows you to share talents and skills.

Create a cartoon or funny image between you, or an animation, or make a video for /links.

The possibilities are endless.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:20, 11 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

If Judy Dench was to hatch
what would be inside?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 3:57, Reply)

Action figure posing photo fun!
Dig out those old action figures, and pose and pump your way to photographic joygasms!
Animate them if you want, in a hilariously brilliant way.
Or send them on hilarious journeys through time, space and the high street and document their progress.
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The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 16:39, Reply)

making tv/movie character's lives easier, or something like that
e.g. how much easier would've jack's life been if he had a time travelling delorean?

plus, obvious jack to the future gag
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 7:40, Reply)

Jesus on Tour
According to this article:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8380511.stm
Jesus may have visited Britain.

So, open up photoshop and show us what Big J may have got up to in his time in the UK.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Disney/Marvel mashups
According to reports Disney have just bought Marvel.
Before the cash cow starts milking, lets get in there first and draw all the bastard team ups and crossovers that will no doubt follow as Mickey Mouse joins the XMen, we get Beauty and the Hulk and the Little Mermaid does battle with Sub Mariner :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Alien Vs. Predator is shit, so make another Movie Vs. Movie which would be better and less shit.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Old Testament times
and Lo , God gave unto Moses his first tablet
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Large Hadron Collider Side-Effects
Apart from black holes, strangelets, and the return of the antichrist to Earth, what awesome physics side-effects will the LHC create when it's switched on at the same time this week's compo goes live?
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 9 Sep 2008, 19:30, Reply)

SEAMSHORSES
MAKE THE MOST AMAZING SEAMSHORSE YOU CAN!

IF IT'S RADICAL STICK IT TO A HORSE, BADLY!

Seriously though, think about it; no TOAP, no movie posters, few Wednesday reposts.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:58, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Recreate movie posters in a single posed photo
Idea nicked from here b3ta.com/links/897504
Could be a lot of fun, but also possible that no one would enter
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:20, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

One word challenge: Rob :)
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11
(herman:D, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Brand new old album art
Quite often great albums get lumbered with crap artwork. Fix this by replacing it completely!
Show us how you would have responded to the Beatles if they asked you to do the artwork for Sgt Peppers, give us your visual interpretation of Nirvana's "Nevermind", show us you're better than these record company knobs when it comes to packaging a sound.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:44, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Invent your own Conspiracy Theory
Moon Landing, Assasination of JFK, Princess Diana, Marilyn Monroe have all been the subject of conspiracy theories. Now invent the most plausible yet ridiculous Conspiracy Theory and Photoshop it for us!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Britains Got Talent...
NO, NOT THE TV SHOW AND SUSAN FUCKING DOYLE or whatever her name is.

Show us the secret hidden talents of your favourite celebs.

Is Jeremy Clarkson a top drawer beermat balancer?
Does Duffy actually have a good voice?
What can Gordon brown do with a funnel and a length of tubing?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:33, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What will be the biggest news stories of 2009?

The Queen is unveiled as a cyborg, Jade Goody wins the Booker Prize, Bristol Rovers win the FA Cup? Fire up Photoshop and show us what we'll all be talking about next year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We've all seen the big budget movie remakes
of little indie flicks.
But what would the 'remake on a budget' be like?

Z-list celebs?
Low poly pixar?
Unconvincing SFX?

Such as...

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 21:36, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Are you ready for goose power?

The year is 2020 and oil reserves are dwindling. A lack of investment in nuclear power has left Britain struggling to power our homes. Avian research has provided the answer; power our homes with geese!
People aren't yet ready for this new, clean(ish) form of energy, so it is our challenge to get the public ready for the switchover to goosepower:

"Are you ready for goosepower?"
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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 13:04, Reply)

We all know about the likes of Spiderman and the Fantastic Four
but I want to know more about the less well known superheroes.......or superzeros if you will.
Sure they have the costume and the bizzar names, but they are lacking that special something.
Open up photoshop and show me all the lesser heroes who never quite make the headlines, save the world or get the girl.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Jul 2006, 16:04, Reply)

images on the theme of
"if everyone was a porn star"
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 21:06, Reply)

"IF SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS RULED THE WORLD"
How would corporate branding, popular culture, celebrities and suchlike be named if speech impediments were as common as Jodie Marsh?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 16:56, Reply)

B3ta week of hate #1: Jimmy Carr is a fucking arsehole

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rob, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 0:21, Reply)

Blasphemy!
In light of current events create the image most likely to get your embassy of choice levelled.

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:15, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

ZX Spectrum - is 30 years old!
Celebrate all that is the Home Computers: ZX Spectrum, Amstrad, Commodore, BBC Micro, and how they revolutionised life.

Retro, Revamp, Homage the choice is yours just let it be Home Computer Retro!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The aftermath.
The movie ends and the credits roll, but what happens to the world / characters after the films we all know ends?
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 13:40, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Old-school photoshop.
Afte reading about how the Cottingley Fairies were faked, I wondered what other pictures from the dawn of photography are also not entirely real...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Abuse the Filters
Filters: You may love 'em, you may hate 'em, but you can't escape 'em! In the right combination they can look great, but we don't want that! We want FILTER ABUSE!!

Be a complete filtard and get adding those Lens Flares, Bevel and Emboss, and Stroke 'em Hard!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 23:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Giraffes
What if giraffes had to live in a human society
Draw it or i'll beat you with a stick
*threatens*
*shakes stick*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 23:26, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Celebrity Psychos
Celebrities are great. What with them being famous, having lots of cash and generally being better than us.
But what would happen if you're favourite celeb decided all that wasn't enough, and they felt the urge to go on a killing spree?
Who would they kill?
What methods would they use?
What wacky costume would they wear?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Tesco does the movies...
According to this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8478414.stm
Tesco is now involved in a joint venture with the film industry and will be dealing with the marketing and sales for straight-to-dvd titles based on best selling books.

With this in mind, open up photoshop and show us how far Tesco could go in marketing all Hollywood movies.

*LOL MOVIEPOSTERS*
*LOL TESCO VALUE*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 13:18, Reply)

alternative superheroes
forget superman, wonder woman and that psychotic fake batman, create your own superhero!
it could be tub girl, mistress of the bath, or even captain redex, scourge of failed pics.
use your imagination, people!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Show us what it would be like if prominent public figures just lost it.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 17:52, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Imitation is the most sincerest form of parody
It says so on a muppets poster in my bedroom. so you know.. it must be true.

that being said.. pick someone else's style, be it a b3tan, and artist, the local drug dealer, your wife and/or father and create an image in it.
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arrangedletters, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:28, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Time for some team work!
Pick a fellow b3tan as a partner, and together, produce a comedy image of your choice - a complete free for all! - The catch is that there has to be an equal amount of work done by both members!

Hopefully this would seriously reduce the number of pearosts too :P
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 13:54, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fucking awesome robots!!!
Here we are living in the 21st century and we're still not seeing any fucking awesome robots! All we get are Rubiks Cube solving Meccano piles.
I want giant war tanks with Schwarzeneggar's head on top! Sexy laundry droids that do extra blow dry services! and springy legged street walkers for carrying people about because they're too fat and lazy to do it themselves!

GIVE ME FUCKING AWESOME ROBOTS OF ANY SHAPE AND SIZE NOW!!!

Actually, fuck it, while this sounds awesome, we did robots 3 months ago just before Transformers.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:46, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Have a baby.
It's that simple! Reproduce.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 11:38, Reply)

A World Without Evil
Just how fluffy and good could the world be if there was no evil? How would it affect us and our everyday lives and culture?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)

Landscapes with extra trees drawn in
Find a picture of a landscape and draw an extra tree on it. They can be any tree you like, on any landscape you like. GO WILD!

HEY LOOK I ALREADY DID FOUR PICTURES THIS WON'T GET BORING QUICKLY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Shit on a duck
Shit on a duck and take a photo of the fucker.
Then draw a nob on it.
Then post it.
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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 15 Dec 2007, 12:01, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Illustrate your dreams!
Judging by the general /board attitude to recent compos, people are seeking a compo with a little more scope for varied entries (not just sign bandwagons or torrents of binduns)

So how about an image compo in which we can DRAW WHAT WE HAVE SEEN IN OUR DREAMS. Things that are funny, confusing, and just plain insane!

And the best way to get hummus for it is simply to take a nap! Fancy that!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 11:27, Reply)

We all know the Moon Landings were faked
What other famous events have been faked? Did Germany actually invade Poland? Did George W Bush actually win an election? Get Photoshop out and fake up some history.
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:36, Reply)

Over the top advertising campaigns
for piss poor products.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:03, 19 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

Sheds!
The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By "the world" I mean "the media". Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un.

SHEDS.
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boris the spider, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Epic movies as interpreted by Hanna-Barbera, Looney-Tunes or the like

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 17:09, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

B3ta-style "Get Well" cards
In honour of Smash Monkey's impending hospitalisation (and anyone else who has that bug that's going around at the moment)
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:33, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Invent a new word by changing one letter
then illustrate it

i.e. "Ambiduxtrous" - the ability to hold a duck in either hand
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:07, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Make horror characters lovely
We all need cheering up, so make Pinhead come out of a cake or some shit like that.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 May 2010, 4:32, Reply)

Photoshop the Wacky Races.

These wonderful chaps and chapesses (well Penelope anyway) are long overdue a B3TA tribute. Shop it.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

STEAMPUNK

Make something steampunk.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Whether or not you have been following the tasteless and macarbre media circus surrounding her,
'Tragic' Jade Goody has been given just weeks to live.

Fire up photoshop and show us how Jade Goody will be best remembered.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Paper 'n Pencil Image Challenge
Entries must be hand-drawn pencil on paper. Anything goes aslong as it goes on the paper.

:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:58, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oliver Postgate
Let's have an image challenge in honour of the great man
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

cthulhu (and the rest of the lovecraft universe).
even though most of us are familiar with the stories (if only through the internet and not because we've read them) and the great old ones pop up here at times, we've never had a full-on lovecraft compo. it's almost hallowe'en and therefore time to break out the madness. get kraken!
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postbear has metal knees, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 22:34, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Cheer up Tony Hart!
Tony Hart has had to give up drawing after two strokes, poor chap.

Let's cheer him up with a "Gallery"-themed compo. I guess Morph might make an appearance too...

b3ta.com/links/archive/1968/
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Make the worst out of a normal situation.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 18:09, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Mock the Masons
what ARE they doing at their secret gatherings? Why the aprons? Are they a cooking-cult?
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:07, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Micto in the Fourth...
Work Micto into the fourth frame of a strip cartoon type thing.
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 24 Sep 2007, 10:43, Reply)

TV for real

TV is for the most part a surreal and made up business. But what if it was all frighteningly real, and none of the punches were faked?
Shop your favourite TV show in the harsh light of day, where Mallet's mallet finishes with a trip to A&E and Paddington Bear discards his Marmalade Sandwiches to eat the Brown family instead.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 11:44, Reply)

Taking cockney rhymes too literally...
e.g. "You're having a giraffe!"...
(jezmck .com, Mon 22 May 2006, 11:58, Reply)

Worksafe Porn!
Porn that's worksafe. now that's a challenge
(Troncmaster, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 8:27, Reply)

Make happy endings unhappy and unhappy endings happy
Like Fresh Water Mole has done here:
b3ta.com/board/10857307
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Necronomicon Apocrypha
The Necronomicon - a terrifying book detailing the Old Ones, monsters from beyond the stars, and the methods by which to summon them. Illustrate the monsters that Abdul Alhazred failed to include in the final draft.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Goodbye fuckers.
In honour of LS18's mega-flounce, let's see who can make the most tasteless and/or offensive image.
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4Q just lurking, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 23:24, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

When the internet was still only available in Black & White
what did it look like?
What kind of sites were available?
What was the advertising like?
What was the porn like?
What was email like?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:06, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Victorian Aliens - How spiffing what what!
If the bally aliens were to have landed during Victorian Times what would they have done to intergrate into our society? Get your Photoshop, and other digital skills into bally order and get jolly well shopping those Victorian Aliens!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Modern technology in past times.
Spank open tattyshop and let those magic fingers craft vintage photos and etchings with modern technology cleverly worked into them.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:56, Reply)

B3ta sitcoms
There's been some utter shit on telly over the years. "Sorry", "Ever decreasing circles", "My Family", "Gavin and Stacy". Prove we can do better with promo posters for our own Sitcoms.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 21:46, Reply)

lego
Play with lego, or photoshop it

Lego fun times
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gods scrapbook.
When God created life, the universe and everything, which of his creations didn't make the final cut?
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NeeNoo, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

B3tan Portraits
Forgetting the fact that some B3tans have images of themselves in their profiles (not that I go looking for such things *stalks*), let's see what you all think other b3tans look like! Draw pictures, create seam-b3tans, 'shop photofits!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:46, Reply)

we support "microwave"
as some of you know, Microwave may be in trouble for his work ( www.b3ta.com/board/8740387 )

the new compo should be one to support his works, by adding to them, or adding them to real life situations etc...
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Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 19:23, Reply)

LEGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This week marks the 50th anniversay of the Lego brick. Surely NOW it must be time for a LEGO image competition!?!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:20, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I think this weeks compo should be
anything Mr. Splashy Pants Related! He farts the wonderful new born baby smell you know!

With those lully people at Greenpeace being allowed to use any of the images posted:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 12:16, Reply)

What didn't they draw today?
Jolly Jack (and some others) often ask what they should draw (whatareweyourimagegeneratingbitches?) but it seems to me that a load of great pic ideas are generated and only one is ever used!

There's an EU image idea mountain that needs using up!
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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 14:58, Reply)

Crap Terrorist Attacks
After the recent pathetic attempts on London and Glasgow, let's get all topical and take the piss out of the UK's crap terrorists.

Which reminds me of a joke from my mum!
"A Muslim just crashed his car into the Ulley Reservoir in Sheffield. Police think it's the start of Ramadam".
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Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 15:57, Reply)

farm yard animals
in unhappy and abusive relationships with ducks
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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2007, 7:59, Reply)

What was the inspiration behind song titles
e.g. Why DOES "Sorry" seem to be the hardest word for Elton?

Who WAS 'Mister Blue Sky' for ELO?
What does Alanis find so 'Ironic'?
etc etc
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 21:41, Reply)

We all know the bible is just a bunch of stories
but what REALLY happenend back them?

E.g.:
-Was Jesus just waterskying when he 'walked on water?'
-Wat kind of trouble would Noah really run into if he were to collect two of each animal?
-Was Mary REALLY a virgin?
-Did the Quo make an appearance in Sodom and Gamorrah?
-What really pissed god off so much that kicked Adam and Eve out?

I think the possiblities are endless :D
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 23:20, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Misguided product combinations
like the combination cigarette-lighter / smoke alarm.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 4:41, Reply)

Invisible cartoons (Invisitoons)
Should be start a image challenge contest about invisible cartoons. Removing the characters from their clothing (for example, make invisible to Bart Simpson from The Simpsons removing it from his clothing).

Inspired in the contest "Invisible World" from the former website Worth1000 (today, DesignCrowd).

Click for the original image source
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 1:17, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Movie Lols
Chinese State television often uses clips from movies in it's news reports: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12321492

sounds like a compo to me. Report the movies (or any stories) as news.

Movie poster lols, TOAP, memes - what's ~~not~~ to like?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

dragons
everyone should 'shop dragons beause, well, they're fucking awesome.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 May 2010, 22:28, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Michael Bay's The Bible
In time for Christmas, lets 18 rate some stories from the Bible.
Its full of sex and violence, maybe it could use some guns and explosions?

Show it for the shocking world it really is and get it banned from kids book shelves.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 8:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Daily Mail Christmas
As we are officially into Daily Mail 'Winterval-PC gone mad!'teritory, how about rescuing Christmas from the PC-Brigade and making it safe for good, Daily mail-reading Christian folk.

Shamelessly ripped from here
enemiesofreason.blogspot.com/2009/11/winterval-cards.html
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:21, Reply)

Desktop art
Make a picture using the icons on your desktop.

Much like this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9804034
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rob, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 12:06, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Unseen Movie Prequels...
Open up photoshop and show us non-existent prequels to known movies.
Inspired by this twitter post here:
twitter.com/#search?q=%23unseenprequels

*oh noes! Not another movie compo*!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 10:49, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Unnatural Disasters
Earthquakes and Volcanos are cool and all but lack originality. shop the disasters that would happen in surreal life.
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arrangedletters, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Tributes to Tony Hart
Who sadly died today:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7836112.stm

Edit: I think this should be a non-photoshop challenge cos Tony never shopped his art. Bonus points for using coloured card, bits of string, wax, crepe paper, etc.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 12:21, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Invent something
And show us with your intershops how it would function and make the world a better/stupider place.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 10:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Pick a fellow b3tan you've never seen a photo of
And draw a picture of what you think they look like, based solely on their username.

But be nice! It's Christmas time.
(GONEism, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 20:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

What if Jesus had been born 2,000 years later than written in the Bible?
How would the virgin birth play out? Where would he be born? Who would be the 3 Wise Men? How would he have met his death? What kind of miracles would he perform?

Open photoshop and show us Jesus' life in the "21st Century"
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 13:29, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

EXTREME HORSES!
I'm sure you all love horses, imagine they where your friends and where adrenaline junkies!
Shop the results!
abit like this

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 18:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

beat this, it's crap!
cockweasle believes he is the worst artist on /board, but i beg to differ. i suggest an "i can draw worse than you" compo. good for a few laughs if nothing else.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 2:45, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Use 'this' source image...
A regular challenge maybe to discourage reposts / moaning / board nazis / more moaning / text on a picture / did I mention moaning?

Basically, provide 1-3 source pics for us to photoshop anyway we see fit, in a funny or clever way. Combine 2-3 together or just use one on their own and produce something original.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Simply
Dinosaurs.
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XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ideal Bodies
Taken from Dylan Moran's Monster tour: the key word is ideal. Most people would say a bit slimmer, a bit perkier, but what REALLY would be ideal for you? Maybe you'd like a gun on your shoulder like Predator, or a massive extendy neck like Inspector Gadget. Vibrating hands, ladies?

What's your IDEAL body?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Take a movie title and change one letter. Here's a few ideas.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 11:59, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

collaborative b3ta.
whether you've been a member for a week or for four years, you should have made a pal or two on the boards. select one and develop an intriguing pic with both of you sharing efforts and ideas.

face it, if you ever end up trying to work on assignments in the real world, you're going to have to learn to collaborate.
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postbear has metal knees, Sat 15 Sep 2007, 6:21, Reply)

FLAP
Flap flap flap
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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 16:03, Reply)

A world of LEGO
Get your shopping skills out and show us the impact of Lego, if the world around us, or certain parts of it, were created out of the 'wonder brick'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 17:36, Reply)

Images based
around the phrase "Your world is a milk"
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The Neville What what what, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 20:58, Reply)

Biro art!
Create your next masterpiece in biro, or model something out of several biros. Show those poncy charcoal/acrylic users the true power of the ballpoint pen.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Rejected Children's Books
'shop images of lacking or otherwise unsuitable children's books that never reached the marketplace. Redesign and/or retitle actual books, or create your own.

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LS18, Tue 10 May 2011, 2:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

If eletric / petrol / steam / solar / etc didnt exist
if things had to be powered by small animals, nothing larger than a kittykat
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 8 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Photoshop a device that picks out the image challenge each week.
One that doesn't just arbitrarily pick the most obvious and already tired ideas that people have been posting for two or three weeks before the challenge.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 27 Apr 2011, 23:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Leaks
It looks like the Wikileaks storm is going to be the major news story of the next couple of weeks.

In celebration, make up new leaks about countries, politicians or world events and provide proof with photoshop.
Extra points if the feds come knocking at your door.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 23:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Amateur Human Centipede Contest.
Recreate things with body parts eg

Big Ben...

The Mitchell Brothers

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 0:57, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The BNP are considering rebranding....

bnp.org.uk/news/new-corporate-bnp-image-your-chance-make-input

Do what you can to either show their true colours or mock their pretences in logo or poster form.

(and try to avoid just reposting your "how does Nick Griffin see the world" images)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:17, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hollywood remakes of adverts
Michael Bay's version of The Oxo Family?
David Cronenberg's BodyForm?

you get the idea

(idea shamelessly stolen from Redsushi whoopwhoop, but it was my idea really. he just suggested I put it as a challenge suggestion)
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am a GP registrar.
Please design educational posters for me to display in the waiting room.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 May 2010, 0:53, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In 6 months time
Terry Gilliam will be 70. Show us the world in the style of Gilliam.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:05, Reply)

James Bond on a shoestring
MGM can't afford to make the next Bond film.
Show us how they could save money.
Or just do a film poster with a cheap pun.
Thundermarble, stuff like that.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 7:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Source image Challenge
Provide us with 3 or 4 source images and open up photoshop to use the images any way we like, either using just one of the images, or all of them together.

This could be a regular 'fall back' challenge to save us from 'explain stuff with maths', 'i-pad lols' etc etc.

maybe open up a b3ta flickr pool for source images where b3tans can submit their own photographs for use in such a challenge.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 17:21, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

B3ta.
Just post whatever the fuck you want. That's why it's B3ta.

You have a picture of a kitten rimming a donkey? Well that's cool, so long as it's SFW and not NSFW! Double Negatives suck.

You have a picture of Daley Thomson climbing the Chrysler building? Go for it.....

Sir Dave the Hat? Anything Goes ;)

HappyToast? Go away you talented bastard ;)

The Gayshift? You will actually get a voice :D but a very quiet one ;)

The best will out...

Why can't we just have a week that celebrates b3ta?

I will myself make actual awards for the winners if needs be, however, I don't think that will be necessary. Anyone who wants to contribute an award, no numbers when you submit them, but they will be awarded to the winners in a thread one day, at the peoples discretion.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 1:37, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Invisible things
this, but with B3ta people doing it so it's much much funnier

www.fwdfish.com/content/what-if-few-things-went-invisible-photoshop-fun
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rob, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

b3ta Christmas cards
Must have already been done, but surely about time b3tans started getting into the festive spirit.

Since this challenge has come round a few times in the past, no reposting to the challenge. New stuff please.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

STEAMPUNK (or robotic) DINOSAURS
create your own :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:24, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

An article in the newsletter read,
"If we still ran image challenges based upon us dweebs picking a source picture, we'd choose these, and YOU'D MAKE IT ROCK," with reference to this.

FUCKING DO IT THEN.

Further support for this can be found when you bunch of dictators decided to overthrow the vote for Seamshorses and have a re-count.
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 1 Aug 2008, 19:56, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Get Pedantic
Correct the little mistakes in the world around us.

(clut, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The moment just before it all goes wrong...
for example, this thread:

b3ta.com/board/8508171

It would require thought, talent and not be too toapy. And bloody funny.
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 16:28, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Time travel
You travel through time and change one tiny thing... what are the consequences?
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:17, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Seams
Seams are funny. Everybody can do seams, even the N00bi3st of N00b5.

What's more - everybody fucking hates them.

So fire up MS Paint and seam the sweet bejasus out of google images...
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:07, Reply)

If every product had graphic warnings
The government are going to put graphic warnings on tobacco products, but what if every product had tobacco-like warnings. Lets see.
(C4C4V471C4 Radiant, Teriffic, Humble, "Some Artist", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 13:02, Reply)

Film baddies in TV sitcoms
Darth Vader as David Brent....

The Predator as Basil Fawlty not mentioning the war....

Hannibal Lector sharing a cell with Fletcher and Godber....
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 14:14, Reply)

Hazard signs?

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surfpunk 's not dead, Fri 26 May 2006, 3:24, Reply)

What a difference a letter makes
Change just one letter in a word or name to change the meaning - 'shop the results.
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 16:01, Reply)

What cartoon characters of the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s do now?
since kids tv is just anime crap (pokemon, yugi-oh) what happened to yogi bear, bugs bunny, ren & stimpy etc. know there unemployed. (Like woody woodpecker was forced into becoming a gay porno star)
(<GuS>, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 13:21, Reply)

Album art corporate takeover

Disney have brought out an Unknown Pleasures t-shirt.
t.co/dfroejU8 Show us what else they could do.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

The daleks are going to be given a rest, according to Dr. Who writer Steven Moffat.
So show us what they're going to do in their time off, or what other uses they could be put to.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 31 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

mundane remakes
harry potter and the root canal, a nap on elm street, whatever. take a film, make it dull, call it a remake.
job done.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 17:48, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Royal Wedding

Celebrate the Royal Wedding in your own way - shop it :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 20:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FILM POSTERS? FUCK YEAH!
Here we get a glimpse of Meryl Streep as Thatcher in the
impending biopic Confessions Of A Capitalist Shitcunt.

What other biopics could be dreamt of for other people?
Show us on the doll.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Source challenge
Provide us mere mortals with at least 3-4 source images to use any way we wish in creating images/animations etc.

It would not only cut down on the reposts every time a 'challenge' is announced, but it could be a regular 'once in a while' challenge using various source images or themes.

Maybe invite images for consideration which are taken by b3tans (perhaps put in a dedicated flickr group)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Quit!
After the guy jumping out of a plane and (fake/viral) girl quitting her job via wipe board the other day, show us how you would quit your job in style or how a made up person not necessarily associated with yourself might do so (for legal reasons).

Or just fuck around with the concept of quitting
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Rip the almighty piss out of Danny Dyer
He was sacked from a column in Zoo for inviting someone to cut their girlfriend's face.
Mark Kermode has been unflinching in his condemnation of this odious tit.
Now his new film Pimp has taken (according to the Star, grant you) £205 on its opening weekend. I could make more masturbating into a top hat (again).

Go at him, but beware, lest he pop you one across the canister, you cant.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Fish!
- fish puns
- the secret life of fish
- what do they get up to when we aren't watching
- FEEESH!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Image challenge suggestion.
In another "Real world sets itself up beautifully for B3ta's benefit" moment, i hear the 20th of may is to be "Draw Mohammad Day"

www.jihadwatch.org/2010/04/may-20-everybody-draw-muhammad-day.html

go on, i dare you. :)
(Matty73, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 2:22, Reply)

Pictures that aren't fucking Star Wars
I know it sounds difficult, but how about a competition where you can post anything as long as it's not fucking Star Wars.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 23:02, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New logos for brands
Let's get sued by every global corporation
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rob, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What will actually happen when you get your flying car?
It will be taxed to fuck, probably.

Show us the depressing reality of science fiction concepts like holidays on the moon, flying cars, food pills and robot butlers.
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Vikings and Kittens
Challenges are best when they're open-ended, so that's all we should have to work with. "Vikings and Kittens".
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boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:36, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Make things I like.
Open up your favourite image editing tool and make things to entertain me. Winner gets to bask in my blood and vomit.
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Ttssattsr, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 18:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bad casting!
Totally inappropriate actors or actresses for film roles. Terry Thomas as the Nazi Officer in Schindler's List. Charles Hawtrey instead of Marlon Brando in The Wild One? Let's see what could have been...
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Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Animals and war

Animals kicking ass in war...that's about it.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

How things work
Show us technical diagrams of the innards of things.

Either hilariously misslabeled technical illustrations or full on schematics of the secret mice army that operate televisions or the complex cheese based processes of the internal combustion engine.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Fuck with their heads
Anyone's heads, like this
www.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Upside-Down-Pictures--2433-0.asp

Doesn't have to be upside down. No rules, just celebrity heads.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

SHATNERISE
The new Star Trek film is out, and it's great. Only problem is it completely lacks Shatner!

So let's see Shatnerised movies. Shatner on the Roof, The Good The Bad and The Shatner, Indiana Shatner, Shatnerman!

SHATNER!
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Animals love to ride bicycles, or even motorbicycles
or even the humble uni/tricycle...
well what you waiting for?
Shop the results :)
wow 100 pages of compo entry suggestions :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:35, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want to go on Dragons' Den because...
If you were to appear on Dragons' Den, what idea would you pitch to the self-satisfied loathsome fat-cats, and Deborah?

Show us pictures of your cunning inventions, or the hilarious results of your pitch.
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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:53, Reply)

Design a knockoff porn DVD
Porn has become the staple economy of the internet. Help this industry, as they have helped you on those lonely nights in front of the computer, by designing some new covers for their DVD's. Particularly knock-off's of hollywood blockbusters.. Star Whores, Indiana Boned, The Shawshag Redemption, Forest Hump.. etc.
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shitshitshitshit x_x, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Q has run out of ideas.
And has asked us to design some new stuff for the forthcoming bond film, what will they be?
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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 11:17, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

a lot of time and effort
a challenge where you are only allowed to enter one image. the theme of the challenge is to enter something that takes a lot of time/effort. the most time and effort will win. so something very complicated or meticulous.
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connor, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 0:47, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Invent new genitals
All the old favourite genitals have been worn out over the years by constant CDC's, innuendo and inaccurate thrusting...

Create some brand new gentials! such as the Mangina, the Venus Flycock, and the Prudent Investicles!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Apr 2008, 21:12, Reply)

not a challenge suggestion, rather a modification in the manner in which challenges are implemented.
challenges stay open for six days instead of seven. they get announced as usual, but no entries may be posted until 24 hours have elapsed. that way people are encouraged (not forced, mind) to think a little, and perhaps make a picture and then reject it as crap before they post it.
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postbear has metal knees, Fri 4 Apr 2008, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

bbc budget cuts force inappropriate combining of two programs
into one. what would happen ? go on then. you cunts
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connor, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Bond Killers
The Bond villains have had some pretty odd ideas for disposing of 007.
Which methods are left to explore?
Show us!
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:49, Reply)

Hey Hey 4k!
Myth and Folklore tells of an age when an image challenge of pictures no more than 5k was bestowed on these fair lands.

Up the ante, and lets do it again but with the limit of 4k
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 19:40, Reply)

LEGO!
Put away photoshop for the week and make something out of Lego. Take a photo of it and show us the photo.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 12:56, Reply)

B3ta usernames
make an image based on the username alone, not on a photo of the person
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 1 Sep 2007, 16:34, Reply)

FISTING JESUS.
POST PICTURES OF JESUS BEING FISTED.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 8:46, Reply)

Commercial Food Cross-overs
Coke and friends are always coming up with exciting new products for us to buy. What would make life tastier?

Dehydrated Water (just add water!) Or what about Caviar-Flavour Chocolate? The Self-Microwaving Hotdog?
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Aug 2007, 8:17, Reply)

Harry Potter
So, the final Harry Potter book has been released. Boo hoo and all those noises. But what if JK Rowling's greed got the better of her and she released book eight? What would it be about? Fire up photoshop and get your ideas rolling in.
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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:08, Reply)

Use your mind to think of something funny
and then render that into a funny picture.
Put some effort into making your picture in order to gain maximum humour from your idea.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:35, Reply)

Spoonerisms
Just spoonerisms.
As cringeworthy to guess at as most punnage on b3ta already...
If you don't know....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism
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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 12 Oct 2006, 14:52, Reply)

how did rock/pop/boy/girl bands get their name?
or simply literalize a band name

e.g. A1 - yellow pages
Let Loose - escaped from a loony bin
SL2 - Slough post code
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 11:11, Reply)

b3ta epitaphs
post an image you'd like to be remembered by, because this time next year we'll all be dead from the bird flu
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frunt It's been a while..., Sun 19 Feb 2006, 14:20, Reply)

slightly poor taste
what if the world was run by dyslexics?

Got the idea from a t-shirt i saw today, said "i put the sexy in dyslexia" hehe
(acharps, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 16:56, Reply)

In response to the pictures of Prophet Mohammed....
...who can make the most offensive picture of a religious well known being. Can be from any faith.

I think Prohpet Mohammed getting sodomised by Jesus whilst both wear gimp masks and such the like would offend at least 3 or 4 billion people! yay!
(wonderbrawl was pronounced dead on, Wed 8 Feb 2006, 22:25, Reply)

How about
You give us the pic - we do the shoppage? Level-playing-field-tastic.
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 12:51, Reply)

Image compo:
Great jobs that don't exist.
(Lo-Fi Foetus, Sat 26 Nov 2005, 6:37, Reply)

New superheroes
Make new superheroes for our modern world. Like CTRL-Z Man, Lovely Jubbly (who deflects missiles using her ample rack), or The Man Who Saves People From Themselves.
(Pachey, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:15, Reply)

Replace swastika armbands with sleeve eagles, show us the results.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Nov 2018, 21:13, Reply)

Real Photo Meme Cosplay Extravaganza!
- Dress up as your favourite b3ta meme, act out their preferred stance and take a picture
- Post picture
- ...
- Profit!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:15, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shop this russian guy: http://imgur.com/a/4ix4I
Like this: www.b3ta.com/links/952633#post952654 from gleeballs.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

SELF PORTRAIT
Come out of hiding and draw/shop/sculpt a spiffy self-portrait.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Ho ho homeless christmas!
tramp o'claus; leaving out a bowl of meths for santa on xmas eve; getting a terrible joke and a hat in your christmas crackpipe.

show us the lighter side of being down and out during the festive season.
would be superlovely if we could have a special donation icon, and all donations received during the challenge going to the charity that does so much for those without
www.shelter.org.uk/
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:02, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

By any other author
What if Barabara Cartland had written '1984'? Or Stephen King had penned 'Gone with the Wind'? Or how about Irvine Welsh's 'The Hobbit'?
Photoshop the results with hilarious consequences!
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Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 12:27, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

JAPAN
never forgive
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

B3ta /board makeover
Facebook has made changes that has seen users fleeing to Google+ and moaning at the inconvenience. How dare a free service make changes! What hilarity would happen if b3ta's infamous /board was to get a Facebook style makeover? Show us using your powers of hummus the /board v3.0 phenomena!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Tombstones that people deserve
like this:
www.b3ta.com/board/10480112
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rob, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Right film, wrong gender
I recently read a description of Dirty Dancing as "Star Wars for girls".
Food for thought, I reckoned.
So: a film that 'for some reason' (that's where you come in) ends up appealing to the opposite sex it may have originally been intended to appeal to.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 8 May 2011, 6:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Making boring jobs more fun.
Imagine if being a bus driver meant you could pass a current through the seat of any passenger, just because. Or if the Andrex factory had giant Nerf guns for firing toilet rolls at each other during lunch.

Enliven the lives of the downtrodden masses with new, fun ways of doing mundane jobs.
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

A James Bond Christmas...
A couple of years ago, we imagined what Christmas would be like In a Galaxy far, far away
and B3tan 'Manic' suggested in that challenge that we could do the same but for the world of James Bond.
So, open up Photoshop and show us Christmas in the world of Bond... James Bond... It wouldn't be Christmas without him
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Modern Society in older movies and culture
A Belfast nutcase reckons he has seen a woman talking on a supposed 'mobile phone' in a 1928 Charlie Chaplin movie, citing 'time travel' as a possible, and logical, explanation... All to drum up a bit of publicity probably;
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11646933
With this in mind, what other elements of modern society have popped up in old movies and older cultural items? Open up photoshop and show us...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Squirrels in History

We love the fluffeh manimals here on b3ta so lets charter the course of squirrels in history.

Let us never forget those immortal words of Squirrel Lincoln at the Battenburg Address
"Four score and seven nuts ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all squirrels are created equal."
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Oct 2010, 10:38, Reply)

i've said it before and i'll say it again - DRAGONS
they are fully awesome and deserve to be the next image challenge.
also, if you don't vote, i'll track you down and sit on your head till your ears pop.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:26, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mel Gibson
No one has been more deserving surely.

So many angles to chose from, do you go for the wife beater, the racist, the sexist, the drunk, or perhaps he's just your hero from Lethal Weapon. Do what you want, but make it Gibson.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

EMERGENCY BUDGET IDEAS
ahead of the UK emergency budget on 22nd June, let's help pave the way for a frugal tomorrow and help out the Government by opening up photoshop and showing them suggestions for cost-cutting measures in public services and elsewhere in the UK to help save a few quid.
edit: 12 hours later, it becomes a reality: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10261136.stm
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Run! Run down this corridor! It's the Dr Who monster of the week!
Abzorbaloff was designed by a kid in a Blue Peter competition. It was a bit shit to be honest. (Sorry kid, it wasn't your fault entirely, Peter Kay was camp as a row of tents.) Perhaps b3tans can do better.
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

NEW SUPERHEROES

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 22:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wogan Fight - Wogan Versus The World!
Terry Wogan has been slagging off a lot of people lately: TV News Presenters, Eurovision Song Contest, and the latest spat is with Chris Moyles who's listening figures are dwindling whilst The Wogan goes from strength to strength.

- Without using previous Wogan Mash-Ups show us The Might of The Wogan Versus the World!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 12:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

anti-terrorist gadgets
BBC just said that the UK government is planning to run a dragon's den style competition to for inventors to present 'anti-terrorist gadgets', show us your entries
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8201130.stm
(mrzap, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 10:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

EXTREME LIFESTYLE TV

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 4:55, Reply)

Modern Terry Gilliam
Open up Photoshop and show us a modern take on the Terry Gilliam images and/or animations for Monty Python's Flying Circus.

What could he have achieved if he had photoshop back then?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:35, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Source-age fest
Provide us with 4 source images to use any way we want.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 22:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ZOMG! I'M A ROBOT!
Everyone wishes they were the 6 milliion dollar man, super power arm, really fast leg, telescope eye, awesome!
Make those dreams come true by drawing yourself or photoshoping a photo with extra super massive fucking awesome robot parts!
But don't be limited to shiny silver, lets have rusty steampunk robots, Apple iPod shiny white robots and even some of that shitty Matrix tentacle stuff.

One extra rule, and that is when you finish your drawing you've got to shout ZOMG! I'M A FUCKING ROBOT!!!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:20, Reply)

computer games
I posted this earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/9318666. It's been in my head for years but I finally decided to draw it today. The idea came from an afternoon I spent with some friends drawing "realistic" pictures of classic computer game characters/scenes.

Some other examples would be:

Afterburner - a grimacing pilot clutching a photo of his family.

Choplifter - a helicopter crashing to the ground with loads of rescued hostages falling from the sky.

Pacman - Pacman being murdered by ghosts.

Etc etc. So that's my idea.. 'what would games look like if they were in real life..' Or something.
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Brand diversifying
The credit crunch is affecting everyone and brands are having to adapt to stay alive. Think of a product and show how it could be remarketed to stay afloat in this economic crisis.
Eg - Yorkie chocolate bars - It IS for girls too!
Cat food - for dogs!
and Jewson DIY, the rugged man's make up brand: www.b3ta.com/board/9267778
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

HATS!
A lot of us pointlessly create hats for our board icons...
Why don't we make a point to them and have a compo?
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:52, Reply)

what if god was one of us?????????
in this weeks compo: make furry porn and then make it loose its meaning in the sense of that it exist as a symbol of human animalism and eroticism but rather as a new world order into the pimply minds of modern science and technology fucking itself into a coma and leaving the world to suffer from boner. just remember: have fun!!
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d d, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Animalympics
Yes, Animal Olympics! Show us what it'd be like you funny bastards! Exclamation!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:38, Reply)

Completely Fucking Useless Shit
Chocolate Fireguard, Left handed screwdriver etc etc. Invent your own useless contraption.
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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 9 Jan 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Practical uses for Pets
Pets. All they do is sleep, eat and poop. What else could your pet do to earn it's keep?
Fire up photoshop and show us what practical uses your pets can have in and around the home - or elsewhere
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unlikely musicals
Ever thought that 'Flashdance' was the Hiroshima story through the medium of dance? Well, this one's for you. Make up a musical that would make Lloyd-Webber weep with despair.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Hands
we've all got them, well, except for people who haven't, but lets not go in to that right now. Hands, we've mostly all got them, they're incredible things that can pick things up, sense pressure and temperature, talk via sign language and even type suggestions like this.
Lets hear it for hands by spending a week shopping, animating and representing the fucking marvels.

If you click "I like this" you must give the suggestion a big "thumbs up" at the same time.

P.S. Comment if you agree that there should be a major rule change now and NO REPOSTS are allowed in an image challenge.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Airplane!
The big mac daddy of genre spoofs, but looking a bit dated now, so bring it up to date with some photoshop shenanigans.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

mathematics lol

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 10 Sep 2008, 11:58, Reply)

Inappropriate Sponsors

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 20:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

17
nothing is better than 17. Photoshop and animate this in all it's scientific and logical glory.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 22:06, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Photoshopped analogies
She had a fanny like a Wizard's Sleeve,
nipples like capstans on a pier and a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

You get the idea, draw it literally
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 13:21, Reply)

Real life ACME products
What if ACME produced devices to try and make our lives easier, but failed miserably, as usual.

What products would exist, and what havoc would they cause?
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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Smash the state:
Commit an act of vandalism on your local city infrastructure. Dig up some pipes, pull down some telephone wires or let off all the fire hydrants.

Post a picture of your face as well as a description of where you are and what you did.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:42, Reply)

Hitler's still alive
you know it, I know it, we all know it. Now lets visualize how he'd look now and, more importantly, how he filled his career from 1945 until now
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:15, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Lies to Children.
We tell lies to our kids to make our lives easier and to control them. From "The Birds and the Bees" to "If the wind changes it'll stay like that"
But what if the lies were true?
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:01, Reply)

Protesting is dumb
Re-version the signs on protest marches to make them look even dumber.

(clut, Sat 4 Aug 2007, 10:43, Reply)

NEW FROM JML!
Invent!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:13, Reply)

The Tomb of Jesus
James Cameron has apparently found the Tomb of Jesus, but it doesn't look like the kind of place where the son of god would chillax for 2000 years. So what DOES the tomb of Jesus look like? And does it have a mini bar?
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spacefish bong!, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 20:19, Reply)

There are no pictures of the Prophet Muhammed.
This must be a right bugger for him. Make your own depiction of him, and show us what he gets up to in his daily life.

If this becomes the challenge I accept no responsibility for your embassies being burned by angry mobs.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:15, Reply)

Give photoshop a rest this week and whip out your cameras!
BUILD A FORT!

Wreck you bedroom/living room/office by constructing yourself an awesome fort! Use furniture, matresses, boxes, duvets or anything you can get your hands on.

And don't forget to arm your fort with various defences from possible invasions!

You know you really want too...
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Brims Spurts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 0:25, Reply)

if dibnah ran the world
b3tans love Fred Dibnah what kind of world would he have created.
a world full of wondrous steam driven technology built to last a hundred years.
Fred the original steam punk.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 20:36, Reply)

Proverbs and sayings and old wives tales
bring them up to date.
Show why they exist.
Show how they work (or don't)
or simply literalise them as an image.
and remeber kids, mixing metaphores is the thin end of the slippery slope, and therefore perfectly acceptable

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Oct 2006, 9:57, Reply)

What events would you introduce to the Olympics
so Britain wins more medals?
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 18:45, Reply)

Side Contest: Woo/Yay/Houpla!
An underappreciated aspect of b3ta, some folks put a lot of care in to their WYH animation. What better way to show that you care?
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bnt what, me worry?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 13:38, Reply)

photoshop a theme post for a really bad idea for a compo suggestion
like "if kittins were fluffeh"
or "if generic pictures had captions added in mspaint"
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 27 May 2006, 15:33, Reply)

If B3ta made Doctor Who...
...yeah. I magine the aliens B3tans could come up with. Nuff said.
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Fri 19 May 2006, 18:01, Reply)

I often walk down the street and suddenly think,
"I wish I had monkies for hands, then I could climp up that wall with ease."

Show us all what alterations you would make to your body
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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 6 May 2006, 21:28, Reply)

What if..
The media had always been there, in its full technological glory? Check the Daily Mail from the birth of christ, internet updates on the eastern question, Time magazine's coverage of the invention of the wheel.. etc etc.
(' or 1=1 --, Sat 22 Apr 2006, 13:42, Reply)

If signs were animated
A bit like this

Imagine the possible signs for various situations.
Feel free to make up your own amusing situations.
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 9 Mar 2006, 20:56, Reply)

2006 according to 1956
People from the 50's had some strange ideas about the future.
I'm still waiting for rocket cars, dishwashing robots and omnipotent house -sized computers.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 19:41, Reply)

Update Nursery Rhymes for 2006
Nuff Said
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 21:14, Reply)

Photoshop the stargate!

Stargate SG-1 is more popular than ever now, lets do what b3tans do best and make fun of it somehow!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 30 Dec 2005, 15:56, Reply)

.
*bad casting...
how films and tv shows would be different with a different star.

*the ugly stick...
make people and things as unattractive as possible.

*extinction challenge...
what the world would be like if things hadn't been invented / things didn't exist.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:57, Reply)

Epic Movie, 1970's TV budget
Things like Independence Day with crappy plastic models and so on. Could be fun. Could be crap...
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:07, Reply)

North Korean Movie Remakes

(yella the r3born b3tard, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:58, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Animals acting out films
like Cats labyrinth by Beanchimp

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2014, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Punctuation
Add a comma, apostrophe or whatever to familiar brands, slogans and peoples names to make them different and lolworthy.
i.e. this marvel b3ta.com/board/10991702
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:33, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Make computer games more PC.
People still blame shoot-em-ups for gun crime, and there was a semi-successful campaign to replace minesweeper's mines with flowers.

How should other games be updated to avoid offending people?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 13:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

One word challenge: "Spaghetti"
Bonus points for photos of stuff done using real spaghetti.

NO FUCKING PASTA BOW TIES!
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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Iconic moments in TV, Film and History seem from the other guy's perspective
Pinging off from Happy Toast's 'Alien chestbuster PoV' this morning, is there mileage in a compo along the lines of "Iconic moments in TV, Film and History seem from the other guy's perspective"?
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 25 May 2012, 10:21, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Crimefighting duos
Batman and Robin, Holmes and Watson, Crocket and Tubbs, Cannon and Ball. History shows us that crime fighters work best in pairs.

Photoshop some new ones using famous faces, and feel free to depict them in action/their equipment/their secret lair/their enemies etc etc
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

If British Seaside Towns were Japanese
re-imagine the British seaside resort as a tourist destination in Japan.

From an idea by Dick Wonder
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

British Remakes of American Movies
Create movie posters for British remakes of American movies.
(bluetongue, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:47, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Leonardo da Vinci.
Got tickets for the da Vinci exhibition? No. Of course you haven't. Nor can you afford touted ones.

Fortunately, you don't need tickets. You've got b3ta.

Entries on a theme of Leonardo da Vinci: go for it.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 18:56, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Literal film titles
here's one I did:

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

a post created in the style of another b3tan

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

STAR WARS*
May 4th is a Wednesday. New image challenges are picked on a Wednesday.
It's your destiny to pick this.
Let's get every single Star Wars post you've ever made out of the way over 7 days, so you never have to shoehorn them into any future challenge with a vague connection. Now is their chance to shine.
If you're feeling brave, make a new image with a tenuous Star Wars connection.
Go on, May the Fourth be with You

*may contain traces of jest
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 May 2011, 8:49, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Health & Safety in the movies (or any fiction)
inspired by b3ta.com/board/10391548
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:42, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

LEGO
anything you like, as long as it's related to the greatest toy of all time, LEGO
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Jan 2011, 18:45, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Franklin Mint...
There are all manner of dust collecting items to adorn the walls and shelves of pensioners up and down the land. So open up Photoshop and show us various 'commemorative' products even Franklin Mint couldn't sell
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Rubbish Superheroes
He has Night-Vision! but only between the hours 9am and 3pm...
She can fly! but her body is completely paralysed...
He can run at the speed of sound! but for only 6ft a day...
What rubbish superheroes can you think of that would be totally useless in any situation?
(evilengine, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

More and more and more
Fraser posts a picture of something - i.e. a kitten, then you take the focus of that picture and add to it, or place it in to a new picture. Then the next person takes that new picture (or the key points/characters) and places them in their own picture and on and on, adding more and more. Until next week when the resulting pictures will be a fantastic mash of everyone's efforts.

obviously there will be overlap as people add to the same pictures, but never mind eh.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:21, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

World Cup fever is upon us!! Only 2 days until it all starts and this year's promises to be more thrilling than ever, so...
Colour in the lizard.

It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Movie challenges are always popular
When a movie comes out, there is almost always a video game tie-in to milk the franchise. Now imagine if we still all used 8-bit computers. So, create 8-bit games for modern films. For example Saw VI for the Commodore 64

Also, for juxtaposition, because there are more and more movies released that were spawned from games, what would movies be like of ye olde 8-bit games. "Horace Goes Skiing - The Motion Picture" for example.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's obvious that jet planes are rubbish.
A small volcano farts and flights across Europe are grounded. Show us your plans for a new type of mass transport to avoid this happenning again. Y'know, rocket-propelled buses, 100-passenger kites, that sort of thing.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:04, Reply)

MEMEQUAKE!

Simply as much meme action as you can muster...
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'More Awesome Arts'
In response to this link: b3ta.com/links/Im_nearly_afraid_to_post_this
Open up Photoshop, take a famous (or otherwise) piece of art, and make it 'AWESOME'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Superheroes in history
Inspired by this link www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/7146519/Pictures-of-superimposed-superheroes-and-villains-in-wartime-by-Indonesian-artist-and-illustrator-Agan-Harahap.html

I have a feeling we could do better. Superheros are immortal and never age. Batman has been in his 20's for the last 70 years! So lets show them defending the Victorians, protecting dinosaurs and dining in the court of Henry the 8th.
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Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:45, Reply)

How would you like to vote
In his conference speech, Mr Brown said Labour would hold a referendum "early" in the next Parliament on proposals for an alternative vote system.
but if you had to choose a new system how would it work?
Bring on the wall?
Egg and spoon race?
Fire up your shoppers and get to da choppers.
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Superpowers!
That are completely useless, such as the ability to become 1% invisible.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 20:24, Reply)

Mother fucking PANAGRAMS!!!!!
Panagram = A sentences that uses every letter of the alphabet at least once. Such as.....

Five quacking zephyrs jolt my wax bed
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
Painful zombies quickly watch a jinxed graveyard
The big plump jowls of zany Dick Nixon quiver
Six big devils from Japan quickly forgot how to waltz
Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz
Turgid saxophones blew over Mick's jazzy quaff

Google a bit, find one, and make it into a pic!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 11:27, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Frankenstien food production
Cadbury's and Marmite should get together to invent the Cadbury's Marmite Egg! As mentioned by Griffy in www.b3ta.com/board/9827049
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Keith Floyd
that marvellous, boozed-up icon of t.v cookery is gone, but certainly not forgotten. i say we honour his memory in the best b3ta traditions: Floyd Image Challenge! shop the plonky chef doing any manner of amusing stuff.
you know you want to.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 21:17, Reply)

KITTEN SPORTS

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Reinventing the wheel
Amazon are releasing Kindle DX, yet another chunk of plastic and electrics to clog up your room until you throw it in landfill in 3 years time (At least you can recycle books or give them to people without web connections or power supplies - gah!)

Anyway, reinvent everyday things that work perfectly well in an utterly stupid and pointless way, cups with jet engines to fly up to your mouth and save arm ache, rulers with built in voice chips to shout out how long the distance you are measuring is, cardboard boxes with big displays to tell you whats inside them.

Show mankind how fucking stupid it is and find out how many stupid ideas actually already exist
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)

KICK ME!
Inspired by this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9231946

What other signs would be appropriate for characters in TV Shows and Movies, or famous people in general?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anti Valentine's day cards
I'd love to see some really offensive anti valentine's day cards. From gift herpes to ones you'd send your ex's.
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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 4:39, Reply)

the wrong b3ta.
open up photoshop and show us what a horror the site would become if you were at the helm.

prompted by agent muu.
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postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Great Escape

photoshop a great escape..
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:44, Reply)

Spectacular Contraptions
In the tradition of such legendary inventors as Davinci, Heath-Robinson, Lunn and, of course, Wallace wow us with your overcomplicated contraptions to perform everyday tasks.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Design a 50p for 2012 Olympics
As requeted by Blue Peter:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7824547.stm
(Gaff, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 7:12, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

for the love of god no more text on a picture challenges in 2009
that would be great Fraser..ta
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 12:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This week the now 17 year old Spencer Alder recreated the iconic Nivana Nevermind album cover

Using just what you have about you recreate your favourite ablum cover.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:31, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Picking on the retarded kid
It has been said that picking on america is like picking on the retarded kid.

We've picked on america a few times now, so let's prove them right and mock some mongs.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 6:36, Reply)

Only Julie Moult can save mankind!
It's true! She's really great. Photoshop her saving us poor weak individuals from certain death.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 11:29, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war
The animals have revolted against their human captors and have taken up arms..goldfish tanks, banana grenades, gorilla warfare, dogs and cats working together

~~Crack one off~~ Open up photoshop and show us.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:48, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Specialist Magazines
There are all sorts of specialist magazines, magazines for cyclists, magazines for people who like flowers. Without being rude, what are the most specialised magazines out there?
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new_matt, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:15, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

They are planning a state funeral for
Margaret Thatcher. How would you dispose of her?
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/jul/14/past.margaretthatcher
(Westude, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 23:10, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Break the rules.
Go on. Fuck with B3ta in the most original and amusing way you can.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:01, Reply)

LEGO - With no photoshopping
Anything goes - As long as its made from LEGO its allowed
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Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:39, Reply)

Hollywood Remakes of British TV Programmes (Old, New, Great, Not-so-great, etc)
Inspired by this story:
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/mar/23/channel4.newscorporation
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 11:10, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Hollywood Remakes 70s Sitcoms

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 12:23, Reply)

"The merchandise they never made for games or films"
There's some very weird merchandise for games & films out there, but did they miss out?
Such as: www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/BubbleBobbleBath.jpg
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 12 Feb 2008, 21:03, Reply)

And All Because The Lady...
Has syphillis :-D

Inappropriate advertising for inappropriate products.

Just take a famous slogan and apply it to something really inappropriate. Simple as that.
(Tyburn Finds the name Lauren Muff inexplicably funny, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 23:41, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

2-D
What if everything in the world was only 2-dimensional? Fire up photoshop and show us how things would be different.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 2:23, Reply)

Holiday
Let's have a week off from image challenges.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:56, Reply)

Franklin Mint Humbug
Create some ostentatious, gilded, commemorative shite to flog in the back pages of Sunday supplements.

(clut, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 3:43, Reply)

TIME BLENDER!
Take two vastly different time periods and photoshop them together.

Photoshop the 70's in the future!

What would the 80's have been like in the Victorian era?

How would the Romans have handled the 60's?

World War 2 dinosaurs!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 13:03, Reply)

NOBODY POST ANYTHING FOR A WEEK.
WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF YOU KEPT HITTING REFRESH AND NOTHING CHANGED?

DON'T POST ANY MESSAGES FOR A WEEK, EXCEPT TO SHOUT AT PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T READ THE COMPO.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 2:16, Reply)

Faces, faces, everywhere
Wherever you look, the faces are watching...

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Tunstall, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, Reply)

Upgrades...
....Take something anything....and UPGRADE IT!!
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 13:57, Reply)

Make a boring sport interesting
Golf. Cricket. Bowls. Formula 1.

Fire up photoshop and jazz them up a bit
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:01, Reply)

Illustrate Your Dreams!
Simply draw the humorous/interesting/strange/confusing sights you see when you close your eyes at night!

No hummus? Take a powernap!

A challenge that could offer a temporary respite from binduns and bandwagons!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 13:22, Reply)

ART MEDIUM NEWSPAPER JOY SESSION!
1) Take some artistic device, be it Biro, paint, sellotape or whatever.

2) Scribble on a newspaper in a comedic fashion, or make something out of the newspaper. DO ANYTHING WITH A NEWSPAPER BUT DO NOT SHIT IN IT!

3) Take a photo of the resultant and post it.

HUMOROUS COMBINATION OF NEWSPAPER PICTURES OR MODELS OR SCULPTURE AND STUFF LIKE THAT!
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The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:53, Reply)

Not just 2012
One B3tan seems to have the "improved 2012 logo" idea sewn up - and did so with style!

But the idea is good. Why not just extend it to other logos? Take your (least) favourite corporation, and redesign their logo to what it always should have been.
(patently Was somewhere else on, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 14:43, Reply)

NO MORE LIEESS!!
What if there were no more lying allowed? What would train announcers say?

"Sorry the 10:15 to Edinburgh is cancelled. Tony the driver was out on the piss last night and is currently still in bed with the horror he pulled at chucking out time."

If people, businesses, governments and websites weren't allowed to fiddle about with the truth, what would they say?
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Normanator Bad case of trapped wind since, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 20:19, Reply)

If Evil was Good and Good was Evil for a day...
Discuss...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 12:51, Reply)

THE BEST IDEA EVER
possibly the best image challenge idea ever!

"What Meatloaf WONT do for love."

its playing and it sounded like a good idea
(Staffs Giraffe, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 21:46, Reply)

Cartoon competition.....
What do you think the prophet Mohammed looks like?

I dare you! I bloody dare you!!

;0)
(Wigglepuppy, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 13:45, Reply)

Recasting
Aragorn's Alive? - Great Scott!

Imagine an iconic film being played by different actors. Is there one actor who is perfect for a part they never played, or is a great film one actor away from disaster?
(Plastic Goldfish, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 8:12, Reply)

Tag the image challenge.
Rob told us to tag the images we post. Find the most creative way to obfuscate your name in an image.

Inspired by this: b3ta.com/board/6328356
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Grampa, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 19:54, Reply)

Time Team in the 31st century
photoshop the sort of shit that robot Tony Robinson will be digging up in the future?
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Sep 2006, 13:19, Reply)

Whats behind that door!?
There's always a doorway somewhere (at work, at your old school or down the alleyway behind your house) that is always closed. The mind boggles at what could be lurking the other side...TELL ME! TELL ME WHAT IT IS!!!
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Brims Spurts., Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:46, Reply)

Famous Album Covers that went wrong
I dunno just sort of fancy it

(bobriot, Sat 26 Aug 2006, 23:36, Reply)

If movie titles said it all...
Continuing the 'does what it says on the tin' theme we had recently, but thinking of films...with Snakes on a Plane the title says it all, so what if the same could be said of:

Crocodile Dundee - the city of Dundee is overrun by crocs
Die Hard - Bruce Willis is shot dead mid-wank
The Silence of the Lambs - at home with 80s cricketer Alan Lamb's family, all eating chewy toffees
Coming to America - a teenager makes a mess of an atlas
The Breakfast Club - brat pack kids eat cereal and toast

Just remake the poster to go with the film.
(BourbonBiscuits, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 9:59, Reply)

What would Jesus do?
Put Jesus in an interesting scenario, like a news story or a historiacal event and try and second guess his actions.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:08, Reply)

We've got 6 years to sort out the logistics.
So what Olympic event should we create for 2012 so that - just for once - the British could beat the rest of the world?
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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 14:42, Reply)

If everything people said was taken literally...
So when someone says 'cut the crap', you get a pair of scissors, relax your bowels and wait...
(thePontificator, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 14:38, Reply)

what would the world be like if...
pick an event, had it never happened or had its outcome been different, what would the world be like?
(Gallers, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 14:03, Reply)

Osama Wants You
Recruiting ads for al Qaeda.
(Barticus, Mon 12 Jun 2006, 10:05, Reply)

The world in 100 years time...
What will the world be like?? What new inventions will there be?? What will we live in and what will daily life be like??

Hmm...
(Vicki105, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 18:05, Reply)

Bible b3ta
What were the major religions like in beta testing before reaching the unsuspecting public.

aka

b3ta does the old testament.
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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sat 15 Apr 2006, 21:27, Reply)

Intelligent Design
What if there really was an intelligent designer? Dogs wouldn't dribble on you, mosquitoes wouldn't bite you, and we'd all have retractable claws so we could open cans of beer easily.

Show us your intelligent designs.
(Pachey, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 11:40, Reply)

Ob3tuary: Maggie Thatcher
Ok she's not dead. But it can't be long now. And maybe with enough nasty-minded photoshopping we can weaken her spirit and hasten her decline.
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rob, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 23:23, Reply)

Sports are shit
invent new ones
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 15:16, Reply)

Films with the word "Run" in the title starring Yaphet Kotto
Yaphet Kotto has just passed away. As well as starring in Alien and Live And Let Die, he also appeared in The Running Man and Midnight Run - two films with "Run" in the title.

Imagine what other films he might have starred in with the word "Run" in the title, and visualise them with the image manipulation software of your choice!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 16 Mar 2021, 13:23, Reply)

Make every movie a Kung-Fu movie
Kung-Fu improves all sorts of otherwise dull movies: Driving Miss Daisy, Sleepless in Seatle, Pride & Prejudice, Nymphomania, The Ten Commandments...
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Toys and Animals
Make a picture containing BOTH these subjects, whether it be a living toy, like Fresh Water Mole's one here: b3ta.com/board/11049291 or designing some toys for animals.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Books from the Bargain Bin
What books never made it to the top of the pile? Which ones are destined to languish beneath old Jeffrey Archer titles in the remainders bin in Oxfam?

Channel your inner Robin Ince and share your personal bad book collection.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Guardian asking for people to design Morrisseys autobiography cover
Surely this needs to be done....

www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/04/morrisseys-autobiography-design-your-own-front-cover
(Danabnormal, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:03, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Gay Putin
We all know that the biggest homophobes are probably gay. So come off it Vlad...

Let's help him out of the closet.

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revolution now 👊, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If the Sex Pistols had been called the Sexy Pistols they wouldn't have been half as cool.
Similarly if Blur had been called Blurp they wouldn't have been half as cool either. This is also true of the Nine Inch Snails.
But it is not simply the adding of a letter to a band name that makes them sound less cool, sometimes removing a letter can have the same effect. For example Metallic, Elastic and The Beales.

Here endeth the lesson. Have a good Tuesday afternoon.
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christhebarker, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Don't visit Britain
The Government are thinking of launching a poster campaign to discourage people from coming to Britain. I think we can do better. Boot up photoshop and mitigate those migrants.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 18:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Extreme drug taking
Too often people try to take too many dangerous drugs which results in death. If the actual technique of drug taking was more dangerous perhaps less death would happen, or perhaps more.

Either way, spend the week designing new ways to ingest lovely, lovely drugs. Lets see some shotgun paracetamolling, acid bathing and cocaine snowboarding.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Photoshop Mohammed
Simple. Make a funny cartoon of Mohammed and see how many embassies you can get destroyed.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 12:15, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So I've just been given a 24 hour Facebook ban for posting an image in Facebook making fun of the National Front
This must mean that Mark Zuckerberg is not only a racist but a member of the KKK.

Lets all photoshop this as I'm obviously evil.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:49, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

the end is extremely fucking nigh
what if the zombies actually did attack? what would you do to protect yourself? design a weapon, draw us a zombie-proof shelter or just tell us your perfect place to hide.
you never know, it might just happen...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 18:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

One word challange: MONSTER TRUCKS!
~~One~~ 'Two'

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Carry on Hollywood
Carry On stars and characters would surely improve every single film in the history of cinema.
So show everyone why Sid James would be the best Bond.
Or Charles Hawtrey would have been a better Indiana Jones.
Or Babs Windsor is much sexier than Sharon Stone.

Inspired by this thread of gloriousness
b3ta.com/board/10546533

EDIT: NO Star Wars
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:12, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

One crucial design flaw
the inflatable dartsboard etc
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rob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)

If packaging pointed out the negative consequences of using the product
like these australian cigs:
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/27/philip-morris-australia-cigarette-packets

burgers with fat people on it
cars with dead children printed on their doors
tech with photos of slums created by globalisation
etc
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rob, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Hindsight.
It's easy to be smug after the event, but how differently would things have turned-out with the benefit of a little hindsight?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Worst Superhero's EVER!
Just think of a hero with the worst powers imaginable. It was inspired after doing this for another compo:

I've got a couple of others in my head and I'm just looking for an excuse to set them free!
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sat 21 May 2011, 2:05, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Subverting stock images.
Obtain a photo, illustration or piece of clip art from an internet image library, and then with the minimum amount of alterations completely change it or its meaning. Include the original for comparison purposes, too. For instance this: image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/169/169,1253481564,8/stock-vector-dead-pig-with-apple-37404544.jpg
Becomes this: www.b3tards.com/u/0d2ba503c5487a5f8adb/stock-vector-banker.jpg
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Create your own video game
Click on The video game name generator/ to get the title for your game and then draw or animate whatever you get

link found by MarkP0rter
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 May 2011, 20:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

8 bits
remember when everything looked like a blob of squares, lets take it back to 8 bits
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 8:19, Reply)

Ridiculous games.
Design a new computer game that is pointeless, crap or just downright ridiculous, then sell the concept.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Renaissance art
Shop renaissance art, no specific theme just change the damn pictures

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Big In Japan
Literal song titles

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 14:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

B3taleaks
With Julian Assange possibly getting locked up; the world of super power name calling and outrageous revelations might fall quiet.
Lets stop that from happening with a week of shocking B3ta revelations and scoops about anyone and everything.

Shock us with your ludicrous allegations or go subtle and try and get something picked up by the tabloid press as 100% genuine fact.

*edit - notices Benito's... b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post989215 great minds and all that
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 13:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Busted punchlines.
Take a joke, screw up the punchline, and then illustrate the results using the image manipulation package of your choice.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Advertise b3ta
How would you advertise b3ta to the world?

Suggested as a result of this thread: b3ta.com/board/10251070

originally suggested by Captain Howdy: b3ta.com/board/10251168

but i'm not waiting another 4 years for him to suggest it on here :)
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 20:10, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Low Budget Movie Challenge.
Recreate famous film scenes using only objects you have in your own home.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 1:38, Reply)

What if Pink Floyd were on K-Tel?
Redesign old/classic album covers for a new or totally different market.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HATS!
A truly versatile piece of fashion, the humble Hat deserves more recognition. So open up photoshop and pay homage to the Hat in any way you like, or get creative and fashion your own Hat to share with the world.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Alternative greeting cards
My boss recently fell ill at work yet I was unable to find a single 'Hope your illness is long, drawn out and painfull' card anywhere. There appears to be a huge gap in the market for 'Not nice cards'. Perhaps B3ta could help with some new cards such as 'I cant believe your going out with that knob' or 'Happy broken leg'
(northerncock, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Invent a musical instrument.
Anything goes. The noisier the better.

You can probably plug it into this desk.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 11 May 2010, 2:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Explain the rules of sport.
So much of the world of sport is incomprehensible to many b3tans. Using the power of graphics and the mind, please present some of the more challenging rules of sports in the form of easily understandable bite-sized chunks.
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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No Star Wars
How about we re-run every image challenge, in order, with immediate and permanent IP bans for anyone who posts anything related to Star Wars? Seriously, it gets dull.

Star Wars related challenges would of course be skipped.
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boris the spider, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:12, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Opposite films
Take famous films and do the opposite.

So Fight Club becomes Love Club where gangs of women meet up to MAKE LOVE.
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rob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:56, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pretention
Adverts these days are full of pretention, as superbly illustrated by Fry & Laurie and the Tesco mobile phone ads.

Inspired by bilbobaileybarneybobs, create an advert or movie poster for the most pretentious product or movie imaginable.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

usernames.
With all the...interesting usernames on the site, we could probably do a fun challenge where you create an image for your username. or someone elses...
(danglesmurf, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 5:11, Reply)

Tame Horror

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 18:32, Reply)

cellotape fruit to things
it has to be things outside your house

perhaps in your local park
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connor, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 19:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

set things on fire in real life
go for it.
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connor, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

trace round a photo of a floppy-haired emo pop star no one's ever heard of

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 23:08, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Film characters doing everyday jobs.
Indy at the bowling alley, Vader as a bailiff, what jobs would you give 'em?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Hulk Hogan attacks the Twin Towers
Possibly with a chair.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 11 Feb 2009, 20:53, Reply)

NOT OBAMA (but related in case you want topical)
Obama is the new Prez, which some say makes him the most powerful man on the planet.
If YOU were suddenyly President of the USA/most powerful man on the planet, what would your first decrees be?

Lets see them visualised in horrific photoshoppery
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Muppetize Many
Photoshop us what a muppet version of famous celebrities would look like.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 10:51, Reply)

The lighter side of Israel vs. Palestine
All this depressing news getting you down? Fire up photoshop and show us some funny pictures related to the conflict.
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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Five words
Should have gone to specsavers
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 13:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Everything and everything to do with the great Douglas Noel Adams!
That is all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:00, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When Star Wars was good - Death to modern CGI
Recreate the '76 classic Star War style Special Effects for new movies. Jurassic Park with Lego Dinosaurs or Alien with a man in a rubber suit.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Anti-saw
The "Saw" film franchise has given several new torture devices/traps to the world. How about the fluffiest "saw" style devices? Tickling sticks? Boxes of kittens?

You know the drill.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Halloween-themed Image Challenge
'Nuff said.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)

typography
do clever stuff with text/fonts in photoshop. bring out the graphic designer in you.
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connor, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 1:50, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

christian versions of video games
www.christianguitarhero.org/
it'd probably be a week of shit box covers but at least it's not movie posters :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 21:47, Reply)

Judge a book by its cover
Take any book name, and create an image showing what you think it's about based solely on it's cover.

eg Moby Dick, etc...
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:21, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

serial killers and psychos have a day off
what do serial killers, psychos, movie baddies, etc. do to take the edge off after a slaying? how do they unwind? does ted bundy enjoy gardening? would charles manson be up for a spot of paintballing? i think it would be both interesting and amusing to put out little minds to this idea. if you agree with me, vote!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

removed for your own safety
~~LIMES!~~
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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:37, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

A world without religion
Professional fuckwit Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor has been in the news this week saying that there's not enough religious influence in government and we're in danger of turning into the fourth reich as a result.* But what do you think a world without religion would be like? Photoshop the results, or just make Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor look like a tit.**

* presumably he forgot that Hitler did everything he did with the Vatican's blessing. Pope Pius XII even had a special mass every year for the fuhrer's birthday
** all right then, more of a tit
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 11 May 2008, 16:12, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Let's have a war!
Let us imagine the wars we would like to wage.

Let us create completely straight faced propaganda about the need for a war on Canada and watch as the idea gains credibility and support on far right and left website around the internet.

Let us send kittens to the front lines.

Let us eradicate from existence all that is impure, decadent, chaste, and smelly.

Let us have a war.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:15, Reply)

Retro gaming meets telemavisual movieland
IMAGINE! Classic retro games like Manic Miner, reimagined in sitcom/movie form

Laugh, as Willy and the Toilet Monster chat about life the universe and everything while a canned laugh track echoes round and round

Marvel! as Head and Heels run around the place like squirrels on crack, having hilarious movie based antics (Edward Norton shall play Head, Heels shall be played by Alan Rickman)

Cringe! at the marvellously bad 70s sitcom nonsense of lemmings as they shit all over the sofa and try to kill themselves.
(Each lemming shall be played by a clone of David Bowie)

Or something
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The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:48, Reply)

What if
we photoshopped stories from the Bible? Jonah, Job, etc. Or not, it's up to you ..
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:52, Reply)

Rule
The Daily Blah thinks it has some good ideas for alternative 50p designs.

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=510614&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

I think you can do better.
(scrul, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 8:59, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

New image challenge idea. Take the words 'what' and 'if' and put something between them and after them
example what would it be like if Scotland had got to the moon first?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:49, Reply)

censor halmless images...
Take one halmless SFW photo and by adding a censored box make it look a bit rude.
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NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Wed 23 Jan 2008, 16:48, Reply)

What if all historical figures were genderswapped?
Winny Churchil, Jodie Stalin, Joanna F Kennedy, Michelle Gorbatchev?

How would the world (have) look(ed)?
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:24, Reply)

stupid instructions for morons
I just bought a lighter (you know- for lighting fags)- on it's side is a little sticker with a diagram explaining how to use it - for people who have never encountered a lighter before. What other 'helpful' instruction labels could people come up with? such as'Point shotgun away from face' etc.
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 19:03, Reply)

Putting monkeys, apes and other simians into film posters
like this guy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:30, Reply)

What happens when you leave the room.....
Use your imagination to come up with just what happens when you leave 'the room'
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 20:00, Reply)

The Doctors New Assistant

Doctor Who is to have a new assistant for the 2008 series. Who do you think would make a good companion?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 3 Jul 2007, 9:45, Reply)

John Smeaton - Hero for our time
Following cupboardy's post (here), I propose we honour the legend that is John Smeaton through our very own image challenge.

Can he wrestle lions? Rape Mike Tyson? The task - open photoshop and show how hard John Smeaton really is.

edit: So far, source images are here and here. I'm sure more will become available over the next few days, though.
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thiswasmyclone, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:31, Reply)

No more Fat Bottomed Girls on my bank notes!

An image challenge to re-design a new set of British banknotes!
(munkii, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 13:16, Reply)

Nimble small people
Photoshop small people, like the borrowers but not so anachronistically retarded, doing things, like sneaking a sneaky peek into a private room!

Or maybe miniature people doing other things, like getting trapped inside a vaccuum cleaner

put simply : LIFE IN THE WORLD OF GIANTS! or like that show, "PLANET OF THE LARGES"
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The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:55, Reply)

By popular request...*
Well, two people said I should.

Unusual Sexual Fetishes - We've all rubbed ourselves on the ladies shoes in Primark, haven't we, but what about those more unusual fetishes? Show us how strange people's safe-for-work sexual fantasies are!
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:53, Reply)

Shop b3tans user names into images....
For example..
Happy toast = some toast with a smile, having sex, whatever.
Executive rocker = a business man at an AC/DC concert of something.
mongy chops = a lamb chop with downs...
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA = A doctor writing a jumbled script.

I am sure you get the point. Now lets go do it & have a little fun!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 3:34, Reply)

A Terry Gilliam inspired image challenge...
Take some inspiration from Gilliam's work on Monty Python (the animations and images) and create your own gilliam-esque pictures and animations using whatever you want.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 20:09, Reply)

Greetings card manufacturer Hallmark have released a new line of cards especially for the person in your life experiencing mental illness, such as depression or an eating disorder, or other traumatic and difficult times.
B3ta can do better than this, I am sure.
Look at this shite.
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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 15:34, Reply)

ZOOM
The new weekly 'lads mag' from b3ta.
Create a front cover and feature page layouts for
it's launch issue.
Remember to only include your own original artwork, don't go nicking nothing from existing chav rags.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 12:50, Reply)

Selling religious extremism.
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Most aspects of religious law are rightly and naturally accepted by mainstream British society.

Only a moron would offer pork to a Jewish friend or moan about Muslim colleagues not going out for a drink after work.

Some aspects of religious law are less naturally palatable to our society. Therein lies the challenge....

Can you sell the idea of Mormon polygamy or Wahabist beheading? Can you make KKK Cross burning a fun day out for the family or sell sheitels to the fashion conscious?

Above all, can this challenge retain humour whilst avoiding bigotry? If so, there is hope for this world.
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(clut, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 13:04, Reply)

If the internet was never invented..
What would the world be like today? Hopefully some good 'shopping should show us.
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Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 27 Jan 2007, 12:45, Reply)

JK Rowling squatting over a notepad

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 16:08, Reply)

Join the army!
Lets face it, it's not the most promising future in these times of uncertainty. How to get recruitment levels on the rise again? Preferably involve giant monkey type things of some description.

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:29, Reply)

PUB SIGNS!!!!
Can't believe it's not been done (if it has, sorry). Walking to work this morning, it suddenly came to me that each day I walked past the 'Cock & Bottle' and it had never before occured to me that b3tans could probably come up with a more interesting pub sign than a bottle with a rooster on it. That started the old brain working and I remembered that 'amusing' chain of Firkin pubs - Fox & Firkin (for fox sake, get me a firkin pint), and thought.....their alter ego in b3ta-land would be the Mirkin pubs!! Muff & Mirkin, Monkey & Mirkin, Mop & Mirkin etc....or of course, the Queen's Head could have a new take.

Please [my first time ever] please click 'ILT', I really want to see these.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:45, Reply)

Redesign the front page layout
Show us the sort of thing you'd like to see on the front page or how you'd like it laid out to look better, be more efficient, more user friendly etc.

The winner gets a free somethingoranother.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 12:38, Reply)

Corporate Advertising on B3ta
Simple compo - pick a corporation, then make the image you think would make them delete the compo and cry like little baby girls :)
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 17:48, Reply)

Snakes On a Plane
what if every movie title had to summarise the content of the film?
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 15:33, Reply)

What if B3ta ran Her Majesty's Prison Service?
How would B3ta administer the death penalty, organise conjugal visits and keep prisoners behind bars? What would b3ta do with Gary Glitter?
(Skcone, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 18:55, Reply)

New ideas for non-lethal weapons.
Dog doo on a stick? Jade Goody in a box? What other great ways are there to disperse a rioting crowd?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 19:54, Reply)

Modern day films
Done as silent movies and old silent movies remade as modern day Hollywood blockbusters.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 13:42, Reply)

OCD
What if Obsessive Compulsive Disorder sufferers were in charge?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 0:35, Reply)

What would posters look like if the advertisers got the wrong end of the stick?
Warn against the dangers of fresh fruit & veg, promote drinking, smoking, etc.
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:09, Reply)

New reasons for going to Hull
God is clamping down, he's not taking any old shit no more. Eternal damnation is calling for even the most minor offences. Draw or shop a picture of people caught in the act.

Hopefully this will strike a nice balance between things we've done but know we shouldn't, to the silly and on to the slightly surreal.

i.e.
Riding a chopper bike over the furniture
Imagining a nun naked
Weeing in the freezer at Sainsburys
Telling a blind person it's safe to cross

Or like this b3ta.com/board/5964184

Real crimes (murder, theft, rape etc) should be avoided as Hull awaits them already.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2006, 11:50, Reply)

God Complex!
If you could be God for only *one* single moment - what would you do/change/make/kill/enlarge/tweak slightly?
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bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 27 May 2006, 16:14, Reply)

ANYTHING! ANYTHING other than this l33t business.
It's utter shite.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 24 May 2006, 20:47, Reply)

NEW FLAGS
All the flags used by countries are too old to represent them today. Make a new flag for an old country.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 19 May 2006, 20:14, Reply)

What if historical figures were still alive?
good idea no?

(bewitched_fan_2k, Tue 16 May 2006, 12:33, Reply)

Transformers that were never made.
My mate was telling me the only transformer they ever had was a rock. Incredible, if they can do that, they can do anything.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:45, Reply)

I hate
David Blane and that Copperfield homunculus. I want to see a challenge with "Where Magic Tricks Go Bad".

Catching fire, being eviscerated, etc etc.

Now THAT'S magic!
(Prince of Prance, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 12:00, Reply)

Woe to humanity!
The Apocalypse is upon us!

So, how will the world end?
(King In Crimson, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 19:02, Reply)

Rubbish image challenges.
B3ta is going to the dogs with some of the challenges that are being put up. What kind of crappy image challenges will be on the front page in years to come?
(WiggZ, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 16:08, Reply)

Best of B3ta
One repost per person, the best work you have done for b3ta. Simple as that....err.... bonus points for kittens or norks.
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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 20:20, Reply)

At home with Brian Blessed
What would it be like to live with the loudest man alive Brian Blessed
(davidpalima, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 22:33, Reply)

If everything was taken literally...
think "baby changing", "traffic jam"...
(asdfasdfasdf, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 23:21, Reply)

Sell Out!
What if every celeb followed the path of George Foreman and became so proud of it, they put their name on it... who and what?
(Shpadoinkle Serious Awesomness, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 10:56, Reply)

Fish-based movie puns
Movie names with the words replaced by fish names:

The Codfather?
Silence of the clams?
The Last Boy Trout?
A plaice in the sun?

There are hundreds of these.
(breakfastwithjam, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 9:49, Reply)

24 hours to live
Your the ONLY person who know's the world will end in 24 hours, what would you do?
(Jonnyass, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 2:05, Reply)

Draconian Copyright Day
Imagine that other people's pictures were protected by law, and you could only shop photos you have taken yourself.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 16:57, Reply)

If everything was taken literally...
let 'im 'ave it Chris...
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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 13:03, Reply)

Opposite World!
Where up is down, black is white, and the lib dems are straight!

What else occurs in opposite world?
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 7:58, Reply)

Why aliens probe
They come all this bloody way they must have a good reason!
(aussieal, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 7:54, Reply)

Instead of "what if drugs were legal"
What if things we took for granted every day were illegal?
e.g. Milk
e.g. haircuts
e.g Monging on stupid fucking web boards because you have no friends
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:01, Reply)

How would you advertise a disease as if it was a product?
i.e AIDS: because lifes too short
or Cancer: now with 20% less fat
or something
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:46, Reply)

New innovations catalogue
Full of stuff we really, REALLY want.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 14 Dec 2005, 16:20, Reply)

How about
Joke Punchlines...illustrated !
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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:56, Reply)

Hallmark's anti-greeting cards
the sugar-coated subtle way to tell someone to fuck off, or die soon, or get run over by a bus etc.
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 22 Nov 2005, 17:33, Reply)

New Windows - new collection of shit clip art
show the clips rejected by MS for the new version of windows.

#2 Statues and other ephemera for the 4th plinth at Nelsons Column.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 13:14, Reply)

Design an album cover for Impromptu Ruminant Ungulate Proctology Disaster
Despite their celebrated Peel Session in 1983 (and their somewhat less celebrated Peel Session in 1997), and recording several albums' worth of material, IRUPD never managed to stay signed to a label long enough for any of it to see the light of day.

Right that wrong using the image manipulation software of your choice, and design an album cover for any of the unreleased IRUPD albums!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:00, 4 replies, latest was 5 months ago)

Invisible Simpsons (Invi-Simpsons)
In 2016, the image challenge was "Invisible Cartoons". 6 years later, the challenge is back but with a one single cartoon: The Simpsons. It will a image challenge with invisible The Simpsons characters in 2 invisibility mods: With visible clothing and objects (invisible bodies) and full invisible. For me I recommend with visible clothing and objects (invisible bodies) because full invisible looks like as if the characters were gone or were absent. Follow me on my The Invi-Simpsons Twitter account @TheInviSimpsons

Click for bigger (87 kb)
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Sun 3 Apr 2022, 17:55, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Notre Dame's spire has been damaged, and they're looking for new designs.
Change a letter in Notre Dame and make it about Star Wars.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Apr 2019, 12:41, Reply)

There are lots of questions asked in songs
Illustrate the answers to these questions.
Questions like:
Why does it always rain on me?
How long has this been going on?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Where is my mind?
And many, many more...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 17 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

It's Christmas!
Post any old shite with snow on it, even a crap faceswap, because let's face it - we're going to be stuck with this for two weeks while Rob's on holiday. Ah fuck it, post anything.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 16 Dec 2013, 23:30, Reply)

Controversial computer games
I'm sure Rockstar are really upset by all the free advertising they are getting at the moment about how 'offensive' GTA is. But what if all games were designed to be controversial in order to sell. Design a new offensive game or remix a classic game in such a way that it would upset the red tops. Or just stick a CDC on Hen-House Harry. Whatever.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Board Games for Movies or TV Shows
Open up Photoshop and show us tie-in Board Games for some famous (and not so famous) Movies and TV Shows.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

This may have been done and done
But if not, the Uxbridge English Dictionary made famous on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue and as found here www.alspcs.com/main.html
might have some milage in it

...or not, who knows?
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 15:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Make the Mundane Mighty

Small, weak, nerdy or dull? Warm up Photoshop and make it fantastically awesome instead. I challenge you to make the mundane mighty!
(evilengine, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 18:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pictured: A Flounce
Show us what happens when someone throws their toys out of the pram, and lets everyone know about it.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 20:56, Reply)

paper bags

(herman:D, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)

'Fuck About With Comic Covers'
Suggested by Captain Howdy following this thred.
b3ta.com/board/10790856
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 13:09, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Tesco value is dead.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17622856

What could have been "Valued" but will now never get the chance?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Alternative transport.
Since the country seems to be completely fucked petrol-wise, show us how we will have to start getting around, b3ta-style.

Bam! Topical challenge.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 23:23, Reply)

wank, fuck and sick
/ac
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

New pubs!
The Rose and Crown. The Red Lion. DULL. Come up with new names for ye olde pubs and show us the signs that swing outside.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Sexy Olympics 2012
Let's face it with Sebastian Coe, that retarded Logo, and those goddam awful CGI mascots the London 2012 Olympics are decidedly unsexy - so break your Photoshop out from the closet and Sex Up the Games - spam javelins and bi-athalons away!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Make spiders less scary
Taking inspiration from this thread, I suggest we explore how to make our rather interesting and (sometimes) friendly neighbourhood arachnids more appealing to the general populace.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Having been burgled overnight
thankfully only losing some bank cards which have been cancelled, what kind of new evil, inventive, humiliating or painful security devices can we employ to prevent those nawty burglers from stealing our precious things?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

movie scene mergers

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

b3ta's 404 page:
How about running an image challenge to update b3ta's 404 page?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

real world anime
bring anime into the real world, picachu police dogs, manga film stars. giant robots attacking london.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Introduce yourself
Post a picture of yourself that has been modified in any way you like.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:24, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Make fatties useful
The British are the fattest people in Europe and a recent study predicted that by 2025 the lazy, gluttonous, glandular blamers will cost the NHS 20 billion pounds. So lets find some worthwhile uses for these tubs of lard so that they may have a place in society and avoid eventually being hunted down and burnt.

(bunglist, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:39, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

unusable stock photos
pick one of these and shop it: www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos

inspired by this: www.b3ta.com/links/609693

Compo idea thought of by: www.b3ta.com/links/609735

posted here for you all cos I also think this is a fab idea.

:D Vote please!

edit: I did no: 44

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 23:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hollywood Art
Given that Hollywood has seen fit to 're-imagine' Miss Marple as a super-fit 30 something who looks like jennifer garner (the whole point being that she's a doddery ols gran who no one takes any notice of), how could other great works of art be improved by having a sprinkling of hollywood angle dust cast over them?

The Venus De Milo as a superhero with bionic arms?
The Laughing cavilier as a wisecracking soldier played by Jim Carrey?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 10:46, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Old-Timey Adverts
While browsing this site full of old ads, I happened to notice an old fake ad from Viz comic mixed in (the 'Go On, Have a Fag' one)

whatwaswrongwithus.com/page/8

It is also displaying their old 'They're Happy because They Eat lard' ad as fact too.

So how about a week of old-timey adverts for cigarettes that keep you healthy, soap that makes housewives love their husbands more and super-fast cookers using the wonders of radium.

It will be good for a laugh in itself, but the real winner will be the first ad to be picked up as genuine by an outside source.
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Cheer up Japan
I live in Japan, and it sucks right now. My wife is in tears over friends and relatives she can't contact. Please cheer us up!
(pitarou, Sat 12 Mar 2011, 14:54, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Commercialise Religeon

We all know Christmas has been taken over by retail frenzies, eating too much, drinking even more etc etc. The rampant cashinng does not seem to have happened to other religeous festivals. Why not? Surely Iceland could do an "after dark" offer for Ramadan! Fire up photoshop and commercialise dem Festivals.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

FUCK
Swearing, as everyone knows, it both big and clever. And FUCK is the cleverest of all. Open up Photoshop and show us some creative uses of the word FUCK, or things that might make you say FUCK.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 17:40, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Celebs, hurry-up and peg it, I've got a great gag...
Every time a celebrity drops dead, we always have a laugh here, so why wait?

This image challenge allows us to have a guilt-free laugh showing what the board would be like if ***select celebrity of your choice*** died this week.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 17 Nov 2010, 14:09, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

next image challenge should be
If real life suddenly turned into a game

(Spakmitten, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 6:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

New images
Let's have a week where you can post whatever you like as long as it's a new* image. (*as in 'new', and not an 'improved' older image in an attempt to shoehorn in any old pic for the sake of it)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Pube spiders/dragons/animals
Paul P has come up with the template..
www.b3ta.com/board/10223793
Make your own pube spider or pube dragon or any other pube aminal of your choice.... photogragh it and post....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:21, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Photoshop Ed Miliband
welcome Ed Miliband, new Labour leader, to the type of crap he's going to have to put with on a daily basis new that he's chosen high office.
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rob, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:04, Reply)

Mass murderers in popular culture.
In today's celebrity-obsessed world, criminals gather a great deal of media attention. So do actors, singers, and TV presenters.

It's only a matter of time before the boundary between murderers and entertainers is so blurred that the former become the latter. Show us what that world would be like.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

b3ta has outgrown having compos
if there is one, not many stick to the brief. And if there isn't one, we all pretend there is.

No more official compos for a while.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Libel
Make up the most libelous story you can think of about a public figure and provide photographic evidence.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Easter Eggs and Cheat Modes
We all know about Easter Eggs in Software and DVDs - hidden games, weird messages etc, which you can access by pressing a secret combination of commands.

But which Easter Eggs do we not know about on all the other electronic items around us - What combination gives us infinate money at the cash point? What hidden games are in a Sat Nav?

(Credit: I remember something similar to this being on Channel 4's website about 10 years ago, and right good it was)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Retro Sci-Fi II: The Wrath of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Back in September 2008, a classic B3ta compo emerged: MAKE SCI-FI RETRO

In true sci-fi style, it's high time for a sequel, so open up photoshop, and show us more (new) examples of the fantastical future, yesterday.
Can we pull off the unimaginable and make a sequel better than the original?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Movie and TV Prequels
Yay! another movie challenge... But wait.
Open up photoshop and show us prequels to some well known films and TV Shows.
Examples may include:
'Conceived on the 12th October' (the prequel to Born on the 4th July)
'The Dambuilders'
'1983'
Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Eggs'

/idea shamelessly stolen from recent episodes of ISIHAC
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:07, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

B3ta through the ages
what would this humble abode of ours been like in 1074? 1258? 1422? 1645? 1896? you get the idea.

re-imagen b3ta through the eyes of history, it's members, banter, compos, posts, and fuhrers.
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Celebrity X Rays
Today some X Rays of Marilyn Monroe's chest (no puns about wide angle lenses please) sold for about £29,000. Boot up photoshop and creat X Rays of your favourite celeb. (edit first one to do Heather Mills gets a lolly).

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Photoshop animations with loads of strobe lights and coloured words in big flashing capitals.
The bigger and spackier the better.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:17, Reply)

COFFEE VS TEA
The ultimate showdown of hot beverages. Show us who is best (which is obviously coffee).
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 26 May 2010, 15:08, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If you were mod for a week...
What would you do with all that power?
Winner gets to be mod for a week.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 May 2010, 19:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stick two objects together
What with pololitics and and all that guff there's a lot of talk of things joining forces. So this week, fuck politics and stick two things you find in your home together for entertainment purposes.

Bacon television, cat dusters, chairs on rollerskates. go on, do that.

It might not be funny, but it shouldn't be pictures of the same fucking person all week again.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 May 2010, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ross Kemp on...
Acid?
Fire?
The Loo?
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Fantasy and Sci-fi road signs.

Imagine the sci-fi and fantasy worlds we know and love invaded our own world. Then imagine what effect this would have upon our roads!
(Bewareofthephil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Aesops All-New iFables
for example: "The tale of young duckling and the predatory chatroom sex-fox." or "The tale of the ocelot who bought medicine on the internet."

Show us your cautionary tales for the internet age, possibly featuring animals in a non-sexual way.
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Literal Euphemisms
Open up the Profanisaurus, find a euphemism and portay it in Photoshop as the only most innocent would.
a.k.a. The "Check The File Name" Compo
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:52, Reply)

save ITV!
With ad revenue in the toilet, dwindling ratings, regional news to be abolished after the election, and they've installed Adam Crozier as the boss, what can possibly save the nation's favourite lowest-common-demoninator broadcaster?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Usernames!
Your interpretation of other b3tan's user names.
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RarelyEvil, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Unlikely musical tribute album covers
Black & White minstrels sing Led Zeppelin, morrisey's party album etc etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 17:49, Reply)

Bears with nosy wives
That's it. Play with it, run with it.

See www.b3ta.com/board/9799514 which is ellis18's thread and idea, not mine. I just like it.
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boris the spider, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 18:23, Reply)

Turning characters from good to evil, and vice versa
Take a characters that is normally light i.e. Kermit the frog and reimagine him dark, perhaps tearing Miss Piggy's head off. And vice versa, a nice picture of Darth Vader dressed in pastels picking flowers.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 20:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The world celebrates 40 years of Sesame Street this week, but it hasn't been on British television since 2001.
Show us what kids in the UK are missing!
eg www.b3ta.com/board/9786654
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:32, Reply)

I've seen a lot of debate recently about the promotion of homosexuality...
...and whilst undoubtedly many - including me - condone or justify homosexuality, I've never seen anyone actually try promoting it. I feel this should be rectified

Concepts so far:
"We won't ram it down your throat - unless you ask nicely"
"Remember when you were 8, thought girls were rubbish, and life was great? Bring it all back, be a gay."
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This week's challenge is to complain about this week's challenge.
Perhaps you'd like to make an amusing picture showing that the person who selected the challenge is a big gayer with no friends.
Or maybe you'd prefer to have a long rant about how we're in for another week of shit noob posts and TOAPs because it doesn't require any skill.
You might just want to reminisce about previous challenges which you complained bitterly about at the time but which you now look back on fondly, as in 'why don't we get any of those good challenges any more like the one with the black rectangles or the one where we had to draw cocks on everything'.
For my entry I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the Daily Telegraph.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pictures of when it were all fields
there's a lot of talk (and almost always has been) of how "B3ta used to be good", what it was like when "the old crowd were about" and that "it's not like it was in my day".

Well show us what you mean, give us new images that sum up B3ta's glory days. The sort of thing that made you shit yourself with laughter and run to the loo in masturbatory delight. Prove that it was in some way better then or just shut up and stop moaning grandad.

Either you'll have to agree its the same as ever or you might kick start a renaissance with your efforts.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 22:51, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

PHOTOSHOP MOHAMMED!
I'm sure it's been suggested before, but it would seem only fair now. We don't want people to think we're just picking on christians do we?
Come on B3ta, or don't you have the balls?

EDIT: Aw, just slightly too late for International Blasphemy Day
www.blasphemyday.com/
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If sarcasm was everywhere...
After seeing some of the funny ideas here: www.cracked.com/article_17677_if-sarcasm-ruled-world.html I'm sure
we could do better. So, open up photoshop and show us a world where sarcasm was everywhere
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Talk came up with this marvelous idea
www.b3ta.com/talk/6347805

Shops and films. Brilliant.

Love The Burger King and I and Mr and Mrs WHSmiths

This would make a good image challenge in my opinion.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

That one small step...
Seeing as it's 40 years since Neil and Buzz walked on the Moon, i wondered what it might look like,
"If B3tans ran/faked the Moon Landings"

Do you like this?

p.s. as for Rob getting Scammed, She was a hottie!
(MrHackenbacker, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Top Gear Challenges they'd never do...
Now that Messrs. Clarkson, May and Hammond are back on the small screen, Open up photoshop and show us the many crazy, wacky and downright ludicrous test drives, challenges and features they'd NEVER do.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Rip-offs that do what they say
www.b3ta.com/board/9533646

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 18:52, Reply)

Extreme Sports
making dangerous sports more extreme
making dull sports more extreme
turning everyday activities into extreme sports

Take your pick
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

unlikely road signs
self-exerplanterary :D

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

ROCKET PROPELLED ANIMALS

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Poker Tournament & Barbecue Poster
Design a poster for a poker tournament / barbecue combination.
If possible, involve visual puns involving food, poker chips and money.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Modern propoganda
what WW2 propoganda posters would look like if they were designed today

No topical relevance, this just counts as my history revision
(Junior special Essentials: Lap dog, wilderness swearing, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:18, Reply)

Hotlink your favourite images from other sites made by other people

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 5:57, Reply)

When animals go to war

Make your greatest epic war animals and create epic battles of animal doom, chaos and blood!

MIAAARRRCHHHHH!!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:58, Reply)

It was Gerry Andersons 80th Birthday on the 14th of April
So get Photoshop out, take the real world and supermarionate it!!
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 12:08, Reply)

acronyms.
If you're a member of b3ta you have a sign in name. it is made up of letters and shit. Take those letters make them into full words. then make pic-a-tures representing your verbal creations and shit.

eg.

Hedonistic Apple Penetrating Pretencious Yuppies Totally Oblivious About Sudden Tsunami.

Antagonistic Robot Rustles Apoplexic Nana Gurner, Engorges, Desisting Le Eiffel Tower's Topple; Entertaining Reclining Sunbathers.

etc.

Your only Limit is the Dictionary.. and your sign in name.
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arrangedletters, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

b3rotica
It is well known that b3tans spend 50% of their time making pictures of CDCs or squrrels with tits and the other 50% wanking over them.

Create TASTEFUL (or failing that SFW at least) pictures to arouse your fellow b3tans.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Taking a day off from Galactic conquest
After spotting some wonderful adverts here:
www.aintitcool.com/node/40475

what else could alien invaders get up to on earth besides trying to eat/kill/enslave us all?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Unusual and inappropriate advertising.
Michael Jackson crechés.
Josef Fritzil excavation services.
Dave Blunkett Binoculars.
Home anal bleaching kits.
Bugs bunny rampant rabbits.
Baby's first rape alarm.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Literal Celebrities - 2nd attempt
What would they look like if they did what it said on the tin?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 7:24, Reply)

The New Adventures of....
Well, Dr Who got a second run, and there's been umpteen Star Treks.

Resurrect a famous book or film character and 're-imagine' their new adventures.
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Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Improbable Election Results
and their hilarious consequences
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ghosts
Shop a ghost into an everyday situation. Ghosty people waiting at a bus stop, mysterious ladies in white hanging about in churchyards, bizarre and scary children standing at the foot of your bed.

Do something arty and beautiful. Or arty and scary.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Anti-Exaggeration
many things are promoted way beyond their capabilities or practical use, either to sell it or promote someone/something.

So, fire up photoshop and show us how products/people would be marketed if all the exaggeration was stripped away.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Disturbing stuff
Not sick, not obscene, just... disturbing. Images that make your brain want to crawl out through the nearest aperture due to strangeness overload.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Photoshop Liberace
Because, well, fuck, why not?
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 17:49, Reply)

adverts for things which don't get advertised..
would you like to build a house but don't know where to start? try 'bricks'

do you drink gin and confuse the internet with real life? try b3ta.com/talk

are you getting vexed on the streets blud ?, carry a knife. its dog eat dog out there !

etc..
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connor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Thunderbirds My Arse !!!
International Rescue was a front. Has to have been. All that do goody crap. There was something sinister going on at Tracy Island. Go on B3TANS - expose them!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 17:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what if...
no one found america... just never bothered to look for it... what would life be like?
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thelastryan working on a technicality, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Visual puns
Visual puns always make me laugh - I'd like to see if anyone else can do them as well as Graham Rawle.

(Terrible Tiger, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 18:34, Reply)

if you do a google image search for the word 'pump'
all you get are pictures of machinery. i think we should have a week or pumping based images. you would need the put the word 'pump' in the filename. the aim would be to get it in the first page of google images results. it would be the new julie moult is an idiot. another great idea i reckon. get clicking..
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connor, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Imagine James Bond was a kitten
all the fun of saving the world with added fluffiness
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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Crap James Bond Gadgets: Revisited
We've had this challenge AGES (in fact, years) ago, but to tie-in with the release of the new Bond film shortly, it might be good for a reprise.

Open up photoshop and create the world's worst gadgets for the world's most well known spy.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:55, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Horror Movie Sequels
With Halloween coming up, there will be yet another round of Horror Movie sequels coming out to scare us. But where can these sequels take us?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Musical?
Friday 13th part 23: Jason goes to Tescos?
Leprechaun 42: On Ice

Open up photoshop and show us what new directions Horror movie sequels could take
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 13:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Stop the New World Order!!
Google: "New World Order" - do your own research.

Oh my god, this is crazy, right?
But what if it isnt... arent events happening every day pointing to this?
ID cards, terror laws, losing rights, shoot to kill..

Use your mighty potatoshop skills to create images to go viral to wake up the world, while you are still free to do this. Recognise your power to reach people - Be a force for good.
(Phlash, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:11, Reply)

b3ta ruined my childhood
set up a flickr group where b3tans can post one picture of themselves as a child and then everyone shops them. am i great at ideas or what.
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connor, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 1:51, Reply)

A celebration of subtlety
Be subtle to the point where your gag/edit/pun becomes ALMOST invisible to the watching world.
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NeeNoo, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:03, Reply)

Superheroes and Supervillans
We have seen the mighty,and We have seen the chaos makers...now,lets see the most pathetic examples of superbiengs and villans that your
twisted little minds can come up with!
(setracani2, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:15, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Can we please stop having "Insert celebrity/musician" challenges

they're shit!

ta
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:15, Reply)

When band wagons collide....
bound to happen sooner or later.
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 19:52, Reply)

Plan 9b from Outer Space
Plan 9 from outer space is obviously Ed Wood's Sci-fi masterpiece/disaster.
Make your own sci-fi image/animation B-Movie epic, about whatever the hell you want, but feel free to include Flying Saucers, the undead, Vampires and policeman shouting into radios.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

New Doctor Who Episodes!
We all love or hate Dr Who.
(Maybe you even have a crush on Freema Agyeman or John Barrowman, or perhaps you would love to cyber with a Cyberman, lol!)

Anyway, while David Tennant is swanning off doing his real, serious acting with Captain Picard, lets invent some new adventures for Dr Who.
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Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:19, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

the saddest picture in the world.
who will make the saddest picture ever?
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d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

what if everything just went batshit crazy for no reason at all

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 15:36, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Aristocrats with ink
Churchill had a tattoo. So did his mum. So does the Danish royal family. At least according to lordsaccharine. We think more blue-blooded aristos should get tattoos. Let's see your impressions of what the great and the good would immortalise on their flesh forever...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Light sabres!
Great in films, why not in real life? Toast slicer? Shaver? Fuzzaway for jumper fluff?

Inspired by
www.b3ta.com/board/8564800

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 22:11, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

if heath robinson ran the world
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_Robinson

or to put it more simply, stupidly complicated, and unlikely solutions to simple problems.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 16:42, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Mugabe
I think it's time we all had a go at Robert Mugabe.
(Unemployable : Still Unemployed, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 16:24, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Photoshop other B3tans you've never met
and imagine how they might look based on their username
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 14:36, Reply)

Inspired by Haku's post;
www.b3ta.com/board/8421157

WHAT IF HUMANS WERE PETS?

That's it.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 May 2008, 1:27, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Extra bits and bobs
The human animal is a very well developed thing, but what if we had an extra arm, a prehensile tail or a spare mouth in an armpit. What would it look like and more importantly what would you do with it?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 17:12, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Jonathan King
He's an occasional visitor to the wonderous b3ta, so fire up photoshop and share the love in this JK 'tribute' challenge...

*Hears the ominous sound of thunder and the wailings of a thousand lawyers waiting in the wings in the far distance - I'm not being serious here, don't click it, no don't. DON'T! You know what happened with the Prince challenege
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 May 2008, 16:56, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Boy Racer "kev up my household goods"
Take an ordinary everyday household item and apply the "boy racer" mentality to it.

Microwave oven with neon underside lighting, TV set with oversize spoiler, hostess trolley with 19" alloy castors, shower head with blue LEDs etc.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:13, Reply)

b3talympics.
what would the oplymics look like if organised by b3ta? what events would there be? and what the fuck would the opening ceremony look like?
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 16:28, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

If movie titles were Ronseal
(Does exactly what it says on the tin)
Rambo would be: Former italian porn star suddenly is uber-soldier on the rampage

Titanic would be: guy draws his own porn and drowns

etc.
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 13:34, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Innappropriate Toys
There has to be a million and one ideas for childrens play things that don't make it past the board of yes/no men.
What 'fun' products would you force on our nation's kids?
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 21:34, Reply)

What would the famous person of your choice look like were they an animal, and which animal would they be?
Fire up 'Shop and lets find out... MEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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..wil, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 14:01, Reply)

WWI and II Wartime Propaganda Posters
Lots of cool dynamic graphics to ~~swipe~~ repurpose, and lots of dramatic text to mock.

Sample here

Your country wants YOU to put text on a picture.
(EDIT: your country may not actually want that.)
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Real Painting Sunday
Either post a real painting you've done, or a photoshop of a photo that looks like a painting.
It's got to be better than pylons, right?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 12 Feb 2008, 18:12, Reply)

The Greatness of
Bacon
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Maybe
Alternate plots based on the film/tv series title?

Band of brothers: 4 brothers form barbershop quartet?

Red dwarf....lol
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JojoThe3rd They WILL wear lapel pins., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:48, Reply)

Scout Badges
After Hankster on talk mentioned about the Scouts not allowing athiests into the organisation and it was suggested that B3TA start it's own Scouts. Funnily enough I remembered all the badges.

More thread here

www.b3ta.com/talk/4421775

What Badges would the B3TA Scouts endeavour towards?
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 9:33, Reply)

Movie Mash-up
Having just seen Aliens vs Predator 2, I thought to myself "That was just brilliance sticking Predator together with Alien". So lets see what other movies should be welded together into an unsightly bastard-child film.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:52, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Charity adverts B3ta style
we keep seeing these oxfam, cancer research adverts on the tv, what adverts could we make for b3ta i wonder? what will make us give up two pounds a month?
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:07, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Bad, New Cover Ups and Revealed Ones
Theres many conspiracy theorys out there, some could have been covered up better though, and some are amazingly covered up we don't know the real story.

What would happen if you kept everyone in the dark about who was really the first president, and he was a black jewish italian illegal-immigrant, just becoming light in 2008?
Now we should cover-up the truth of Lincolns assasination, and use a double whos 4 foot tall, and whos beards falling off, we wont tell anyone, so its all good.

Cover Up, Or Reveal Truths of the past that were covered up. The best History you can create. Use old new papers, journals, and old pictures to tell the real truths.
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:12, Reply)

Challenge lottery
Make an image containing either a record sleeve, a film poster or anything you want. Put it on the board. Enter as many times as possible in the hope of your name being pulled out of a hat.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 21:38, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Useless superheroes
Yeah a total useless superhero

Speech impediment man

Laxitive girl

you get the idea
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 1:41, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Games With Peripherals.
Guiter Hero Guitars, Dance Dance Revolution Mats and even the humble steering wheel.

Why not create your own Game and a Peripheral to go with it?
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, Reply)

The end of B3ta
Will it be an invasion of internet Nazis, a corporate takeover, or something much more bizzare? How and why will B3ta be banished from the internets?
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 18:35, Reply)

Budget Blockbusters
What would famous Film and TV programmes be like if they were cheaper versions of the originals?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 19:22, Reply)

Visualising typos
I remember many years ago I saw a captioned image of a dog standing on its hind legs, wearing an apron and oven gloves and carrying a tray of freshly baked biscuits.

The caption read 'Every time the doorbell rang the dog would start baking'.
Make an image out of some interesting typos.
(Cyril the Squirrel is not a real squirrel, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 19:46, Reply)

Daft movie / company tie ins
Aren't you sick of McDonald's, etc and the way they associate themselves with the latest movie? Use your potatoshopping skills to help us all visualise the most inappropriate partnerships imaginable!
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 20:34, Reply)

Pun it in the fcuk
Quite simply, puns. little comics, visual puns, anything. Just puns.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 19:33, Reply)

What would b3tans make if there was no image challenge?
We're having a week off from any challenge, what would you post?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 20:12, Reply)

Find Maddie!
Photoshop where you think Madelin Mc Cann is hiding/dead.

Sorry if bindun
(WiggZ, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 16:44, Reply)

If the world was dyslexic
Imagine what the world would be like if it was filled with spelling mistakes.

Rev up your editing software and edit signs, products and other pieces of text too.
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head-doctor ololololo, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 14:37, Reply)

Visit ______(fill in the blank/s)
with the summer season well and truly up and running, a few countries may not seem like ideal holiday hotspots.England is having a few problems with the water and our cows are a bit poorly, Iraq's locals are rather hostile towards it's visitors and Portugal has child care issues.
Suggest poster ideas that tourist boards might use to entice more visitors to their shores.

this is an amalgam of ideas put forward by Mrs Ginger fuhrer, Mrs Trellis and
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 14:49, Reply)

Colour in the Lizard

It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 16:00, Reply)

Arnold Schwarzenegger has apparently retired from 'acting'....
LET'S PRETEND HE DIDN'T!

Open Photoshop with your cock and paste the Nazi bastard into films he never appeared in..WITH HILARIOUS RESULTS!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 3:09, Reply)

Usless Inventions
Solar powered torches, Inflatable Dart Boards? We can do better!!!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:06, Reply)

Extreme Molluscs
Snowboarding snails,
Skydiving squid,
BMX Barnacles*

That sort of thing.

*barnacles aren't molluscs, but they will be accepted.
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 18:53, Reply)

The last thing they ever saw
photoshop the moment just before it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:40, Reply)

blatant copycat suggestion
we should do a "make nsfw pictures sfw"

as in this thread here

forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=326698&prevloaded=1&rid=&S=446bcb08b9ddfe4edd439242d7e07693&rev=&reveal=&start=0
(mercemployee, Fri 18 May 2007, 18:58, Reply)

Vegetables of ROCK!
Rehash famous albums / artists with a more plant-oriented stylee. For example:

Beetroot Mac
Fig Country
Asexual Healing
Beansryche
Lentil as Anything
Pulse

etc
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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 15:32, Reply)

The exact moment...
...before it all went wrong.

What would your situation look like?
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 14 Mar 2007, 15:05, Reply)

How to earn the most lawsuits at once.
Rip on Zoo, Getty, Virgin, all the classics, and let's see how much shit we can get b3ta in.
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 22:27, Reply)

london busses
are you sick of things being described as "the equivilent of 12 london busses parked end to end"? suggest new ways of measuring things with pictures. How many michelle mcmanus' make a whale?(or how many whales make michelle mcmanus).
the eiffel tower is x peter crouches tall.
(suboftheday, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 11:15, Reply)

Roadrunner finale
Roadrunner the season finale: what happens between wile e coyote and the roadrunner?
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 16:55, Reply)

No one in the world likes Britain any more
so how could you advertise what a charming bunch of people we really are?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:33, Reply)

The nicer side of Islam
It's been getting a bad press recently what with muslims flying planes into buildings and wearing veils in primary schools.

But let's show what a happy, wacky, fun religion Islam really is.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 20:51, Reply)

Celebrity gravestones
How would they look? What would be written on them? Where would they be located?
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 12:37, Reply)

Role reversal
Make tall people short, women into men, world leaders into checkout girls, that sort of thing.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:39, Reply)

how about,
the personification of song...
ie. have HM slaughtering folk to the tune of killer queen
(Shpadoinkle Serious Awesomness, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 13:31, Reply)

The secret lives of toys...
What do all your childhood toys get up to when you're not looking?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 14:53, Reply)

What if the the 21st Century turned out like it should have?
In the 50s & 60s, the year 2000 and beyond was all silver jumpsuits, robots and flying cars. What if the world today was also like that?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 12:54, Reply)

Horror & B movie characters with everyday jobs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 11:34, Reply)

SKELETONS ON HOLIDAY.
Give me one good reason why this shouldn't be an image challenge. Can't, can you?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 9 Jul 2006, 17:57, Reply)

M&S
no idea if anyone else's suggested this, and it might take some explaining for some of our overseas friends (maybe a youtube advert to put them in the right picture) but what would things be like if everything was made by M&S (you know the score - this isnt just lamb, this is welsh fucked-by-daffyd-in-the-arse lamb ... etc etc)
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 22:41, Reply)

If all drugs were legal
what would the advertising be like. Yeah I know there would be loads for Coke, what about Crystal Meth and others, or has this already been done?
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frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 11:03, Reply)

The Fear
The media and governments love to scare us with new and more terrifying 'news' subjects each and every year in order to keep us passified.
What new subjects will be better than kiddy fiddling or turbans next year ?
(I_am_B, Sun 18 Jun 2006, 8:43, Reply)

I quite like the idea of genetic engineering
Often I dream of fantastic improvements I could make to myself. Show us how you would use genetic engineering to make the human body stronger, faster and with more crab claws/radioactive eyes on stalks than ever before.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 0:02, Reply)

Crap DVD extras
Photoshop deleted scenes, bloopers, bad original casting ideas, alternate endings etc. from your favourite film or TV programme
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:35, Reply)

What goes on in the B3ta Zoo?
I want to know what animals are there, what are the rules and who visits
(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 May 2006, 15:14, Reply)

If typos were real
Misspell something and post the results
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 May 2006, 12:44, Reply)

Inspirational posters

You know those posters with pictures of mountains that say 'try the impossible', that draconian bosses use to make you think they actually care whether you curl up and die?

What would they be like if they were designed by B3tans?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 5 May 2006, 23:14, Reply)

Unlikely celebrity love childses
What would they look like?

Roger Moore and Carol Vordemann?

Leslie Grantham and Princess Anne?

Martin Clunes and Marge Simpson?

Hmmm?

Hmmm?
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Sun 16 Apr 2006, 20:31, Reply)

What if...
No one had ever invented the wheel
(ChickenNoodles, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 21:10, Reply)

Bloodsports....
What if all sports and hobbies were encouraged to incorporate no-holds-barred violence?
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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 17:50, Reply)

if sex was banned...
what alternative use could condoms have?
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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:50, Reply)

Moments that didn't make it into the Bible
Just imagine the out takes and bloopers that didn't make it into the bible.
(AmericanBastard, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 17:31, Reply)

super hero day jobs
what if super heroes were nothing special and had to employ their powers in a more 'down to earth' capacity?
would spider-man make fishing nets? superman use his x-ray vision to scan luggage at airports?
(elphantasmo for xmas i want santa's list of naughty girls!, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:44, Reply)

Failed TV Detective partnerships
Cagney and Lacy, Starsky and Hutch, Sapphire and Steel, Jake and the Fat Man - Yes there have been some classic detective partnerships over the years but we want to know about those that never made it to TV.

Open up photoshop and show us the cop partnerships that were never meant to be.
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Darryn.R, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 14:25, Reply)

When the meek inherit
The Bible tells us "the meek shall inherit the earth". What's it going to look like?
(Barticus, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 23:44, Reply)

what would the world be like if being a nerd got you laid?
the nerdier the brad pitt-ier
(BigAndyBee, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 23:51, Reply)

Improve Elephants
Elephants are cool but could you make them better?
(JTR JTR, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 6:52, Reply)

Sequels to Films
Simple stuff seems to produce the funniest posts
(JTR JTR, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:54, Reply)

The Bible
According to Macdonalds
(cheebatv, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 17:28, Reply)

What if cartoon characters lived among us?

This could also be titled :
"If cartoons were real"

Imagine working at the Kwik-e-mart, or if you lived next door to Scooby Doo? Show is what this would be like!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 16:13, Reply)

TRANSFORMERS!
Things that transform into other things!
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 21:31, Reply)

simply
censorship.

What happens when censorship goes too far?

or something like that
(crumpled, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 4:29, Reply)

Changing tastes
What if our taste buds went completelty wrong - Aspirin Soup...Toothpaste Sandwhiches...Bacon Biscuits...Garlic Tea...Onion Flavoured Beer...etc
(jim_eureka, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 9:48, Reply)

What would the world look like..
..if it was ruled by people with lisps.
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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 22:49, Reply)

Animals that would have proved creationism
What if Darwin was wrong?*

What if God made a load of animals that would have bleeding obviously have been created rather than evolved, then discarded them to give everyone a choice of belief/confuse them?

What kind of animals did He throw away?

e.g. A field full of toothbrushes gamboling happily, pausing to sip nectar from Gibbs SR flowers

edit/ perhaps product-placement wildlife is a better idea?

*the suggestions herein do not necessarily reflect the views of the author
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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 10:22, Reply)

Reality Shows
that should be made by itv
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 2:21, Reply)

What if 60s fiction had been right about what the future looked like?
We would all be driving rocket cars and living on the moon today, giving orders to annoyingly bleeping robots and the like.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 19:55, Reply)

Emos

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Strawberry Dragon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:44, Reply)

What if everyone
could see five minutes into the future?
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 18:42, Reply)

PCGM
political correctness gone mad: safety warnings. they're everywhere, ie 'contains fish' printed on a tin of tuna (true) and 'not suitable for vegetarians' printed on a tin of beef stew (possibly true) and 'may contain traces of nut' on a certain little blue dress (probably not true but an amusing idea)
the public must be warned! FEAR EVERYTHING DAY!
annotate the world according to your own experiences and hangups
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 10:28, Reply)

Actors as wrong character
Hagrid in Cracker
Dr Wonka as Saromon in LOTR
Hanibal lector as PIcasso
Lucious malfoy as Captian hook
etc etc
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 17:15, Reply)

"Celebrity Swap Shop"
Harking back to the good old days of the 80's Saturday Morning TV Show, what items would Celebrities want to swap, and more importantly, what would they swap them for?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 18:13, Reply)

Not literally of course!
What would the world be like if all those silly little turns of phrase were entirely literal? How would one "bite the big one", and how in the heck DO you turn a phrase anyhow?
(matthyaouw, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 18:20, Reply)

B3ta: Teh M0tion Pictur3!
Give us scenes from the upcoming mega-hit "B3ta: Teh M0tion Pictur3!"

Who would you have play Rob Manuel?
Who'd play Mr. Goatse? (please don't say Rob Manuel!)
Who'd you have do Jessie's mind-numbingly sexy "5000 Dance?" {see www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=24783}
Who'd do the voice of the Bear?
Theme song by The Quo, of course, but which one?
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 18:09, Reply)

How will the human body evolve over next few hundred years?
Will it evolve to cope with constant joypad bashing? fingers to get thinner to press buttons on mobile phones? Will our ears actually evolve so inear headphones actually fit!!!11!.
I'm sure possible cock/arse/vagina evolutions will also cause much hilarity.
As Barry Cryer once said about Gods design for the human body, "I wish the ingition was not so close to the exhaust!"
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AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 18:06, Reply)

Celebrity Fight
Shop some celebrities fighting. Who comes out on top? Charlotte Church or Cilla Black? George Bush or Tony Blair? Brian Blessed or Sooty? Only you can decide!
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 18:08, Reply)

Modern fairy tales....
If the Brothers Grimm were alive today what urban weirdness would they be compiling?

I'm thinking little red riding hoodie...
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Woolworth Smells of festive spices, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 14:23, Reply)

I was thinking of "crap supermarket promotions"
e.g.
buy one get one
Free incontinence pads with every pack of steradent
etc
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 11:40, Reply)

Save The Ugly Animals
A WWF (er, that's World Wildlife Fund... but interpret it however you want) campaign for ugly, unglamourous animals... sheep, warthogs, ants, bees, basically anything you can't cuddle or go "awwww!" over.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 7:58, Reply)

What's he/she compensating for?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 1:58, Reply)

How about...
Pictures to describe the last and final title of the seventh Harry Potter book?

Something like...

"Harry Potter and the Humous"

or

"Harry Potter wakes up beside a whale"
(Gone Native, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 1:26, Reply)

yes
a film sequel too far, great idea man.
(Lannes, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:10, Reply)

Materpeices remastered...
Take your favourite masterpiece and add your own B3ta flavour to make it just that little bit better...
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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:05, Reply)

Design a face mask

As lockdown eases the need for facemasks will doubtless increase. Let's "jazz 'em up" a little.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 May 2020, 14:15, Reply)

Alternative stories from current headlines.
Make a picture without reading any further than the headline.

Adele cleaned up at an awards ceremony, would be an example of an obvious one.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 11:09, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

racist newts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 11:57, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Photoshop Prince's face onto pictures of mohammed!
Let's go out with a bang.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 13 Jun 2015, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wikipedia Picture of the Day
Create something using the pictures found on the "Wikipedia Picture of the Day" every day of the challenge - fresh hummus every day!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Picture_of_the_day

yes, I suggested something similar a while back
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 19 May 2015, 7:55, Reply)

Monster foods
Make it bake it find it or shop it
Inspired by Pedro & Shlvng www.b3ta.com/board/11127425
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 6 Jan 2015, 12:39, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What if b3ta had no mod

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Smoking
Weirdly people don't smoke as much as they used to, spend a week making it cool again
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 16:26, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

put cheese into album covers
that is all
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 9:13, Reply)

DRAGONS
come on, you cunts, just this once. it's not like there's going to be another chance, is it? this place needs a fucking priest as it is, so just GIVE ME MY FUCKING DRAGONS!!!!!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 17:02, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fake Infographics!
Let's make our own infographics, but instead of bothering to go to the effort of googling and/or fact checking the info, lets just make it all up.

( Inspired by Spellingmistakescostlives' lovely one here:
b3ta.com/board/11080805 )
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 11:58, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Following the discovery of Earth-like planet Kepler-186f illustrate all of the myriad possible life forms in the entire Universe.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 19:20, Reply)

Logos.

Alter famous logos to make them more b3ta-esque.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:45, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

New commandments
Pictures of things thou art do or not do for the modern age
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:14, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What if people called Robert were actually robots?
Eg. Robot De Niro
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christhebarker, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 21:26, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Popular 2nd place suggestion resubmitted - Dragons
One word challenge (suggested by Smash Monkey repeatedly)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:11, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

how about going back and listing all the ideas that came second in the weekly vote?
i bet there are some good ideas in there that got thrown away needlessly
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:46, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

The "opt in" version
What if everything had a special "opt in" version which revealed more (not necessarily pornographic) detail?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 17:47, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shit X-Men
I think it's unfeasable that genetic mutations only result in cool super powers like invulnerability, telekinesis, wings and the ability to breath fire.

It stands to reason that for every useful, cool mutation there are countless useless, shit ones, such as a bloke with the ability to read the minds of frogs, or the power to identify different biscuits in the dark. Edit: Or one who can turn into a fish, but without the ability to breath underwater.

You see where I'm going with this?
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

More accurate album titles
You know, like Coldplay's "Middleclass Dinner Party", Eno's "Bleep blip wharrp tish", Mumford & Son's "Waitrose Checkout Purchase", "Now That's What I Call I Couldn't Be Arsed To Buy You A Thoughtful Gift"
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losingfocus Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:46 -, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Aardman
Aardman-ize everything - News, history, films, tv.
Wallace and Gromit as historical figures, Creature Comforts version of Terminator, Ed Milliband, etc

prompted by this post b3ta.com/board/10921975
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 8:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Animate a painting
Paintings aren't as good as TV because they don't do anything. Improve them by turning them into animated gifs.

(Or: The animated albums cover challenge was fun, let's do it again with paintings)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 19:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Revamp b3ta.
B3ta is old and it fucking shows. There's no arguing it, it looks really dated and this is probably a contributing factor in the signups dropping to nothing. How would you redesign the site to make it not look like it was designed by a blind tasteless useless fucking cunt?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

doomsday weapons
design a doomsday weapon and help me take over the world. go on, i'll give you canada.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

to celebrate jahled bringing real life violence and justice to /talk using a baseball bat and honda accord
do some pictures of lol violence.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Brand Crossovers
We've seen manly brands such as JCB, DeWalt and Caterpiller translated into clothing, which frankly is boring.

My favourite brand crossover is the Duracell Energy Drink, which turns out is unofficial and has got P&G all hot and bothered, and probably just jealous for not thinking of it themselves

What about some other good and bad brand crossovers?

Wilkinson Sword Crisps?
Harpic Liqueur?
Persil Flat Screen TVs?
Cadbury Fish Fingers?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 12:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mix together Star Wars and Star Trek
Edit; and throw Space 1999, Blakes Seven, Red Dwarf and Thunderbirds into the mix as well...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 16:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Can we have a Shop The Disabled image compo this week please. And make it positive (or hilarious).
Tonight the Paralympics will start, right in the middle of the government actively fucking over hundreds of thousands of disabled people on benefits by putting them through tests to weed out those they believe are fit for work (when the majority clearly aren't), including telling a triple amputee he'd have to prove he was disabled and unfit for work: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189756/Triple-amputee-warned-lose-benefits-unless-prove-disabled.html?ITO=1490

And you can put me in with those statistics, I got a letter last week saying they're going to send me a questionaire and then probably call me in for an assessment. Things do not look good for me :(

Cameron = bastard.
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

comic book characters
let's celebrate the great British comic books and characters from yesteryear.

it's an open challenge with plenty to choose from
p.s save the dandy!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Escaping Stalag B3ta
"You'll never leave" is what the newbies are told, but how would you get out of b3ta camp in real life? Tunnels, jumping motorbikes out of Rob's back garden, dressing up as a mod and strolling out through the front gate? Or something more ingenious?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Animal Art
Everyone loves helicopter cat. Damian Hirst's shark is a modern classic.

Show us how all art would be better if it featured an animal.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 20:41, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The Call of Cthulhu
This came a close second in the vote a few weeks back, but it would have been amazing - stuff like this for e.g. b3ta.com/board/10782144 so please put it to the vote again Mr Fraser thanks xxx
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 23:01, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

iconic shots.."what happened next"............bindun?

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:27, Reply)

What happened next.
For example, Luke Skywalker indicted for killing thousands of people on the Death Star, or the environmental catastrophe caused by massive spaceships falling to earth at the end of Independence Day.
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Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Opps I ________ed on my________!
fill in the blanks with imagery.
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smearballs double bag it!, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Newsletter Issue 511 contains a lovely collection of unusable Stock photos
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue511/

Useless stock photos bit.ly/hPlKhV

WE can use them. Right? Let's see your comedy creations, combining ONLY the images from that site. Extra kudos for removing the watermarks.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 16:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Goodbye Ronald Searle

One of the best cartoonists of our time has shuffled off his mortal quill. Let's give the man a b3ta send off.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Movie Characters living a normal life.
Like for example, the girl with 3 breasts from 'Total Recall' now is a housewife with 2 kids, and makes a fucking awesome taco salad
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Colour in the lizard.

It's a lizard. And we want you to colour it in.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What do you think a waste troll looks like?
Hmm?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

sci-fi porn films
AVP: Alien Versus Prostitute, for example.
go nuts. or don't.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:23, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Celebrate B3ta
B3ta turned 10 on Monday 12th September, so let's have a challenge where we celebrate everything 'B3ta' or perhaps show where b3ta might go in the next 10 years
Interpret any way you wish.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Real world object sexy tiem
Take a photo (or adapt one from teh internets) of everyday objects you've caught in compromising positions. Animating is optional, we just want to see the filthy buggers at it.

i.e.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:48, Reply)

The disadvantages of being Jesus
Sure, you're the son of god, you never have to pay for wine, but there must be downsides to being Jesus too. Here's your chance to show us what they are.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

COMICS
The comic industry is not as booming as it was in its heyday. Bring back the good old days, or just completely destroy them.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 23:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

your paintings
the bbc have just uploaded 63 thousand paintings online. make some fine art lols with this commendable new resource of content.

www.bbc.co.uk/arts/yourpaintings/
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connor, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 13:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Safety Posters
Inspired by this:
twitpic.com/5wntuh/full
Create a realistic safety poster for the most absurd situation.
Bonus points for printing and placing your safety poster somewhere 'suitable' for the public to read
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 15:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Movie Science and Cliches in real life
As a spin on the usual 'Movie' image challenge, take some of the 'dodgy' cliches/science often seen in movies and show us how such cliches/science would affect everyday life.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

In memory of the great and versatile children's tv actor Zippy who died today
Either - Show us what zippy got up to when not on camera or what he is doing now, or design a new kids tv character to replace him in the hearts of the nation.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Make hospitals a happier, scarier or more amusing place to be.
Doctors with chain saws, kittens doing ward rounds, ladyboy nurses, or just design some cubicle curtains (if you're an arty type)

Whatever you like, just if b3ta ran and designed hospitals.

Think of it, shop it, post it
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

The stuff nightmares are made of

Shop scary shit and make us wet ourselves in fright.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 11 May 2011, 0:32, Reply)

Honest movie tag lines
eg:

Pirates 4: Even Orlando Bloom jumped ship

Fast & Furious 5: Pretty cars and butch women - that doesn't make you gay, though

Super 8: Hey, you idiots paid to see Cloverfield, let's try it again!
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 May 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Sum up the internet in one picture.
No rules, no guidelines.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:02, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

jesus in video games
Celebrate Easter by putting Jesus into your favourite console/computer game
(gaylord stinchcomb Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. AIDS is., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 16:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New Fictional Detectives
TV Companies are always on the lookout for the next big 'Detective/Crime' show to rack up the body count on prime time TV. So whip out Photoshop and show us some new and perhaps unlikely TV/Film Detectives, and the type of crimes they would investigate
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Steve Jobs funeral
So Steve Jobs is on another break due to ill health, he's not looking any better and will probably kick the iBucket soon.
Send in suggestions for a post Steve Jobs world,
(g256, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:31, Reply)

It's awards season!
What awards would you give and to who?
Get your glass cocks out and give them a shine!

Edit: I may award my cat with ""best at shitting somewhere you can't reach" award
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 16:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Anti-Piracy
Invent anti-piracy measures to help the poor long-suffering music/movie/software industry regain their revenues.

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Horror
Scare the shit out of us all. Extra points if you make us have to leave the light on at bedtime. Instant win if you have someone in tears with sheer fright.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Image Challenge - fucked up valentine
How about a challenge around the theme of valentines day? we get fucked by the government, but we also get fucked over by the ones we love. or not.

think about it, it be just fucked up cards, or how about just fucked up messages such as Happy Valentines Day, I'm shagging your brother.

au revoir, auf weidersein etc etc etc etc
(minimeuk, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 18:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Smiles.
Dead simple: make the world a happier place by putting smiles on stuff.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

DRAGONS! DRAGONS! DRAGONS!
and, just in case you weren't paying attention, just like the last time i suggested this, FUCKING DRAGONS!!!!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 18:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Geography
make the countries, islands and other geographical features of Earth come to life
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 9:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Dead Celebs = £Ka-Ching! - $Celeadrities? £Deabrities? $Delebs£?
Michael Jackson has earned $275m since dying, proving being dead is a great way to get rich for a celeb. Seeing as it's also Halloween, why not spend a week deading up all your favourite celebs (or reanimating existing corpses) and putting them in get rich quick situations.

Freddie Mercury at Alive Aid, Simon Cowell on Ex Factor, Richard Branson selling space tours to the deceased, etc etc
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 7:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

MOD on a budget
The coalition is hell bent on cutting public spending. Show us what the armed forces will be like on a budget.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)

"Hey, whatever happened to...?"
Ever wondered what happened to the main characters after the ending of that movie you saw the other day?
What about that band who were really big in the '80s but have all but since disappeared?
Did everyone in Grimm's Fairy Tales really live Happily Ever After?
Indulge in some nostalgia and give us some much-needed closure, or at the very least Photoshop some faces of has-beens onto McDonald employees.
(User #86772, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Signs that it's the end of the world
Ooh and points deducted for hell freezing over pictures.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 23:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If the internet had been around in Victorian England
it would have looked very different. Get your engraving tool out and show us your etchings.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The Future!
in the past they had all sorts of wacky predictions about the future, such as silver suits, hoverboards, personal flying machines, cities under the sea, world peace - that sort of thing.

but what predictions can b3tans make for the future. Perhaps just a few days in the future, a few years or even thousands or millions of years into the future! Make them serious, make them silly. Just make them BY THE POWER OF SHOPPERY!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Sean Connery turns 80
how about 'hobbies for retired spies?
(Taranaki, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Send the present to the past
a bit like this basically: www.unplggd.com/unplggd/look/everything-ages-fast-faux-vintage-tech-ads-123861

shop how current products, inventions, concepts would be perceived in times gone by
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 18:48, Reply)

British Versions of American Movies
We've had UK versions of US TV shows, but what about 'The Gunfight at The Wilchester Tea Rooms' or 'Top Hole'...(Sorry if it's been suggested before etc)
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Ninj, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Online revivals
Both Rick Astley and Eduard Khil know the power of the web to unexpectedly revive an all-but-dead career, but they can't be the only ones out there - using the power of Potatoshop, show us the stars of yesteryear making unlikely internet comebacks.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

how about a week without photoshop the same person, lol text over and over again

I know it sounds crazy but I'm a dreamer

The Great Escape: photoshop a great escape
Meerkat: photoshop a meerkat..simples
Extinct/ Fantasy Animals: come one come all to the CryptoZoo
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 8:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Self portraits
B3ta style :D
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

B3talympics
Mainly because I want to see what flid-boxing would look like
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:52, Reply)

The Taxpayers Alliance
Are they like the Rebel Alliance? Or are they just a shower of lobbying cockknockers in the pay of evil multi-millionaire business-types? And where is the taxpayer they claim to represent? It it Dave in Cheltenham? Perhaps they are a band of Robin Hoods righting wrongs? Perhaps b3ta knows the answer. It may contain magenta.
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Smallbrainfield, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

BT advert ending
What happens next to Adam and Jane? The BT forums are far too sanitary for real*-life endings so why not tell the story the B3ta way?

* may contain lies
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Cats.
Plain and simple, and would most probably destroy the iterweb with too much fluff. Still, hell of a way to go.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Phone box cards for everything
Cards advertising 'personal services' in London phone boxes ("Hot, busty, mature lady!" "Actual pictures", "All levels offered"). Shouldn't everything be advertised in this way? Drag out some smutty innuendo and show us what you think should be advertised like this. Answers on a postcard, as it were.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 9:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Photoshop Prince!
Prince doesn't care about the internet any more so he won't bother to sue us this time.
www.theregister.co.uk/2010/07/05/prince_internet/
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 0:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Make animals better by turning them into mecha-creatures.
Y'know, like armoured buffalo or spy mice that can upload what they've seen from under the skirting board, or something.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Every Belittle Helps
Inspired by this, what chav-friendly products ought The Nation's Favourite Supermarket to sell?

I've seen dashboard polish on sale there, but there must be better ways to wring cash out of chavs. What are they?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Photoshop propaganda posters
Nuff said...
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 17:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

innuendo
use innuendo to make images that are wholesome and lovely on the surface, but with sleezy and sexually depraved themes hidden among the cuddlyness. Just like your average b3tan. not me though.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 7:11, Reply)

Sci-fi schooling
What were Han Solo's school days like? Was Jean Luc Picard as pretentious a twat when he was in short trousers? Did Doctor Frankenstein excel at Biology and did ET ever forget his lunch money?

Take a sci-fi icon and shop them in to school life

inspired by H.B.Mupps picture b3ta.com/board/10084410
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Nuns

A B3TA one word challenge. Nuns are great. From the pious and pure to the excentic and wacky. Boot up photoshop and take them to the next level.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 29 May 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Unexpected CDCs

(herman:D, Sun 23 May 2010, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Holiday Brochures or Postcards

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 15 May 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Show us what happened to neil!
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=8
I'm worried about him
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 May 2010, 20:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Animal Overlords
What if humans weren't the most dominant species. Would Dolphins have Landlife Centres? Would crabs get infested by men biting their mimsies? Would lions set up P.E.T.H.? etc. etc. etc.
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arrangedletters, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Prisons!
Our current prison system is expensive, overfilled and failing to rehabilitate criminals.
How would you make prisons more effective?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Feelgood Films
Taking the worst events in history, or the worst thing you can think of, open up photoshop and show us how Hollywood could spin it into the 'feelgood movie of the Summer'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Dinosaur Evolution! Raaaaaahhh!
Dinosaurs roamed the Earth millions of years ago long before Man stood up on 2 feet. So what would have happened if a comet or whatever it was hadn't had caused their extinction? How cultured would Dinosaur civilisation have been?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 13:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The secret life of shops
Do the vacuum cleaners blow each other in Comet when the shutters come down? Do tell.
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Work experience.
Use pictures created using computers to show the joys of work experience. Perhaps you went to work with your stormtrooper father the day they stormed the Tantive IV. What were your feelings towards that hot chick that shot your dad?
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Multicultural BNP
now that those fluffy folks over at the BNP have agreed to allow non-whites as members, what does the future hold for the BNP?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 15:46, Reply)

The best way to die!
What would be your favourite way to snuff it?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 23:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mixed up Musicals
Just like The Producers take your favourite films and mixed them up as a musical - Gremlins vs. Ghostbusters Rockabilly Night, Nil By Mouth vs. Schindler's List the drum n' bass night, etc.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Puns + Spangs
Inspired by Haku who says in this thread

www.b3ta.com/board/9808131#post9808157

"we need a compo that's simply two words:

puns + spangs

the best worst puns replied with the best spangs"

The quality of punnage here at b3ta is unrivalled, and this will allow much creative work to go on improving the quality of spangage here.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

If TV & Film characters went solo

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Photoshop the Tabloids!
The tabloids are always stealing pictures from B3TA and using them uncredited. Teach them a lesson by making pictures they wouldn't want to steal.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:05, Reply)

...and I feel fine
If the world were coming to an end, how would the myriad media adapt?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:50, Reply)

The Censorship Challenge
Use black censorship bars / pixelization to make something look much ruder than it really is.
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rob, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 8:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Star Trek Characters in other things
It's what everyone seems to be already doing for this week's compo seen as we don't have a new one yet so I say we make it official.
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

WHALE INVASION!
That's right, WHALE INVASION!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Ludicrously aggressive technical drawings
Inspired by the QoTW entry describing a volcano lair which reminded me of sketches I used to make when I was at school.

Sketch a cross section of your evil lair of doom! Be it a space station, volcano lair, floating fortress or mega-tank. Booby traps, oversize artillery, planes, armouries, lasers and cannons that fire sharks are all encouraged.
(LittleKitty, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)

typos
simple as that. Not typos you have seen necesarily, but simply as a subject matter.

Drop a letter, add a letter, or swap two letters.

Inspired by Lost Consonants
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Aug 2009, 18:30, Reply)

Things instead of hair
Hair's boring, lets start a new trend. Shop replacements to hair.
Celebrity photoshops with ducks on heads, useful attachments like phone masts, astroturf for that luscious fresh cut lawn look. go on, you know you want to.

And don't feel restricted by humans or head hair.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 12:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I smell a challenge for Computerised bullshit
e.g.

b3ta.com/board/9594567
b3ta.com/board/9596201

eep
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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)

What is George was black or a woman or something else? How would this affect the films?
and other lucasarts films...
Leia would be Luke's brother
Vader would have a clear, sweet singing voice
Chewie would have been an afro with an afro combe
Hannah Solo would have massive tits.

etc...
Eg:

by Monkdagola
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 0:18, Reply)

If you were an evil genius, how would you destroy the world?
Photoshop your cunning evil masterplan.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

:)
Sci-Fi Monkeys..monkeys in sci-fi films
(but please not planet of the apes)

Fruit and veg world..houses cars made from fruit and veg

Brother Grim..photoshop a fairy tale
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Bad Acronyms.
tattyshop well known acronyms with new meaning:

RSPCA - Really Snazzy Pensioners Conquer Afganistan
NSPCC - New Sainsbury's Premium Canned Child
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 21:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If Xbox 360 Achivements were real
What kind of score could you amass in your day to day life?

For example,

get up on time 5G
Drink 17 pints on a saturday night, get a kebab and pull a bird who doesn't look like Susan Boyle's ugly sister 100G
(cadmium Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:56, Reply)

Celebrity computer games
Not Daley Thompson's decathlon you nobber, I mean Heather Mills in Capcom's Bionic Commando www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=215553

Think of a famous person and shop them in to the most fitting game, or make up a game based on someone's talents.
Plenty of scope and room for reposts - everyones happy

or have we done this one?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Subliminal Images
I've always been fascinated by stories of skulls hidden in the ice in whiskey ads, naked women in the scenery in car ads and suchlike. Hide something in plain sight and post it here.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Famous movie scenes...
...redone with animals.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Apps for the iPhone
Are iPhone users retarded? The device has a calculator on it yet there's "an app to help you work out your share of the restaurant bill". There's another app to help you work out where you parked your car (if you're that drunk or stupid you shouldn't be driving).

What other apps for iPhone morons can you think of?
(moistness, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:37, Reply)

what would happen if reality itself folded inside out
if the very membranes of space and time dissolved and crumbled away beneath our feet
if all known scientific logic ceased to exist in any way, shape or form
and we were all hurled into a space between spaces
an endless, shapeless, interdimensional void of pure and beautiful utter fucking chaos

difficulty: no reposts
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 0:26, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gods get a real job
What will the Gods to when atheistic becomes universally accepted?

The people have created countless gods over the millennia and now they need to find real jobs.

What would Thor be doing now? Shiva? Isis?
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Mnshf
Smurm nursh fnupp blurm, mnnnhghf mnnnnnhhhrn grrrerrrrrf.
Schmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Make of that what you will and visualize it with crayon, computational power or a bottle of tixylix spilt over a tramp.

hahahahahaha haha ah ahahahahahahahahaah ahaha ahaha!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

EYEPATCHES ON MICHAEL BUERK
EYEPATCHES ON MICHAEL BUERK

EYEPATCHES ON MICHAEL BUERK

EYEPATCHES ON MICHAEL BUERK EYEPATCHES ON MICHAEL BUERK

EYEPATCHES ON MICHAEL BUERK
(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mobile Phones
So many modern movies rely on the use of a mobile phone at a crucial moment: what if they had never been invented? Alternatively, how would some classic films or tv shows have turned out if the protagonist had had one?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Emo Cards!
Most cards are sickly pukey affairs of hearts, flowers, kittens and red breasted robins in the snow etc. (depending on the festivity)

It's time to create Emo Cards - self-absorbed depressive suicide poem slush yay! Show the one you love just how self-obsessed you really are with an Emo Card!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Biscuits in the real world
Daily life is, of course, impossible without biscuits! Show us why.

^-- thanks to SirJonDangerous for surfing on a Bourbon, /board/9142174
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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)

what if there was a

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d d, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 6:16, Reply)

Post all the blueprints for what you're working on
Are you working on an invention that will sell by the ton? Post the blueprints.

Are you working on a TV show that will make you a tidy sum? Post the script.

Do it before you can get patents/copyrights.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 9:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Last Minute Christmas Presents
It's 4.55pm on Christmas Eve and you've just realised you've forgotten to get your Nan/Brother/Wife a present...

What do you do, hotshot?
What do you do?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 8:28, Reply)

Before they were famous

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:23, Reply)

Dragon's Den Failures
There are some ideas that appear really good in your head but have that one tiny flaw that would have the dragons falling overthemselves to say no.

For instance, brail controls for aircraft would cure discrimation against blind pilots at a stroke. The only problem is it would eliminate quite a lot of pilots too.

Or how about swimming costumes that you can't get wet. Oh wait, they actually made them...
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 13:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Revisit a Classic compo
"MONKEY V PENGUIN" II
NO REPOSTS IN A NEW THREAD!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)

Coffee vs. Tea.
Anyone with a slightly twitchy disposition knows coffee is better than tea. Tea is a drink that saps the will to live and replaces it with a warm fuzzy feeling.
Agree or disagree, shop it and let us know where you stand.
You tea-drinking poof.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)

future
I'll be surprised if this hasn't been suggested, but I can't be arsed to scan through 93 pages of suggestions..

how do you see the future? Would it be some odd highly unlikely utopia? A cliche post-apocalyptic world perhaps? Or a cross between Tomorrow's World from the 80's crossed with the Jetsons?

Extra points for futurising your hometown and particularly the more mundane aspects of it for added likelyness
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:36, Reply)

Photoshop Kim Jong-il
Not adverse to appearing in a bit of photoshop trickery, why not open up photoshop and show us what else Kim Jong-il is getting up to when he's not in the public eye.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:08, Reply)

Tattyshop, animate or take the mick out of your own username.
Ronseal.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:33, Reply)

Since Cereal Cartoon characters are getting banned
illustrate what they'll be getting up to after they recieve their P45

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:32, Reply)

GAS...
We can all see what Solids and Liquids get up to, but what about the shady and mysterious world of Gas?

Time to open up photoshop and show us what Gas really gets up to, and also some hitherto unknown properties of gas.

/for the Americans here, it's the third state of matter, not petrol
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 16:32, Reply)

Sarah Palin (or all US candidates?)
Come on guys, this image challenge has already been started...

(Spankymonkey, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Unlikely Mergers
With the world falling apart, lots of companies are merging to survive, so what unlikely mergers would you like to see happen?
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 10:23, Reply)

Inappropriate customization.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Unmade Sequels
What if there was a sequel to Schindler's List? Or Blade Runner? Or To Kill A Mockingbird? This can be applied to books as well as films, and please show some invention as to what might actually happen in the film, not just putting '2' on the end of the title.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:53, Reply)

but.. it was the old janitor all along!
following karadzic's capture after 12 years in hiding using the old beard-and-glasses trick, how would other villainous types, from fiction and throughout history, disguise themselves using simple means available to them?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:34, Reply)

1800's
Superheroes.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:10, Reply)

Crap & Boring Video Games
What if the world of Video Gaming reflected boring old real life?

What about:

"MasterChief faces his greatest challenge, to sort out the roundabout problems in Harlow!"

"Solid Snake has no idea who he is or where he is......but I'm sure the kind warder will help him and wipe his arse for him!"
(zombie67 can't stop posting as of, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 1:52, Reply)

Shopped Ghost Images
.
As the QOTW is about the supernatural, how about a tie-up for the image challenge?

Think about it. Harnessing the 'shoppers to produce incredibly realistic images of ghosts/ufos etc.

I bet you a tenner that they'll be stolen within a month and touted as genuine photos of spirits. Some will eventually make the 'papers.

Then we can laugh ourselves sick....

Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 13:25, Reply)

What if celebs owned shops?
What shops would they own? Barbarossa did this...there should be more of these.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

A bit like 'Be Kind, Rewind'
but you have to remake the film posters using homemade things instead. Maybe for album covers too.
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:18, Reply)

So, if the Doctor really is regenerating
who could play the 11th Doctor?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:13, Reply)

Rejected Television Pilots
"Inner City Sumo, Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank, Monkey Tennis?"

Television has already got enough bizarre stuff on it already, why not reach into your mind and pull out whatever festering thought resembles the stuff which never makes it. Maybe it's a drama series about five men living in Keith Chegwin's nostril, perhaps a version of Skins set in the Napoleonic war.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:57, Reply)

GAFFNEY Vs. BLACKWOOD
WHO IS BRITAINS MORE PATHETIC Z-LISTER?
YOU DECIDE!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:34, Reply)

Specialist TV Channels
Yvette Fielding has started up her own 24 hour Paranormal TV channel for desperate old goths to cling to (and phone up expensive "audience participation" lines). If you had unlimited funds, what would you make a tv channel all about?

Advertise it for us now
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 14:37, Reply)

Photoshop Australia, the lucky country
So all the Aussies on /board can:
"Paaaaaahta-shop 'STRAYA!! Stick it up those soap-dodgin bastaaards and show 'em how good we raaaly aaaaaaaaaah!"

While all the rest can turn us into the thieving, annoying, hard swearing convicts we really are.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:55, Reply)

If the internet existed in the past
eg. Henry VIII on MySpace
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 24 May 2008, 19:43, Reply)

Making NSFW SFW/ Safe for kidz
Censored pr0n ? Kind of like: i62.photobucket.com/albums/h97/pokeystockman/zzcensoredporn.gif

Or been done ?
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Thu 15 May 2008, 23:04, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Boris Johnson
Go wild with the bumbling buffoon's oh so hilarious visage. Please.
(perfectrhys come find me on PS3., Fri 2 May 2008, 10:50, Reply)

Che Guevara
everyone knows the lefty-student poster classic

muck it up proper
(Darth Vodka, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 8:49, Reply)

Inspired by this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7358089.stm

What would you have on yours? What would be relevant for various celebrities and so-called famous people?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:03, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Extreme Gladiators
They're bringing back Gladiators and spicing it up with new challenges, more spandex etc.

What could they do to *really* amp it up?

(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 9:29, Reply)

what are the smurfs doing now?
what the hell are they doing? maybe working in Maccy D's or worse!

done really quick so shut your face!
(this_is_an_outrage saboo! you slag!, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 19:32, Reply)

this one could be a bit controversial
THE BNP FOR KIDS!
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)

Seaside postcards
They all look a bit tame nowadays. Howabout we photoshop some new ones so they've got some ideas when they make the new Carry On film that's rumoured?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:59, Reply)

Anything BUT 'Attack of the 50 Foot Woman' posters
You have the chance to photoshop anything, Bunnies, robots, milk.. but NOT 'Attack of the 50 Ft Fucking Woman'.
(__, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 21:48, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I propose this image challange is animash week!!!
Coz we luvvem!
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Mar 2008, 20:21, Reply)

Jurassic Park 4 features dinosaurs with guns....
www.slashfilm.com/2007/08/13/jurassic-park-4-to-feature-dinosaurs-with-guns/
What other mechanical alterations can we make to animals? Dinosaurs with guns? Rocket powered squirrel? Beaver Chainsaws? etc etc
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 9:51, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Make George Bush popular
What could he possibly do to stop the entire planet hating him in his retirement?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 13:06, Reply)

Post-apocalyptic Britain
Germs, terrists, financial collapse, we're clearly going to hell in a handcart.

But what will post-apocalyptic Britain be like?
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Fly, my beauties, fly!
Any mad genius worth their salt has a legion of winged minions at their disposal, so why should b3tans be any different? Fire up the graphics software of your choice and show us what your avian flunkey would look like.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 12 Feb 2008, 11:15, Reply)

B3ta scout Badges
Old one but this www.b3ta.com/talk/4421830
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 15:49, Reply)

Alternative gameshows
What if gameshows had motives outside of the normal boundaries? Perhaps the prizes could be stuffed owls? would the wheel of fortune have a execution tab? Open photoshop and show us your sickening (or wonderful) gameshows.
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:59, Reply)

ANIMULS / PLANTZ WIV TOPHATS.
All posts must include

1 or more Top hats,
1 or more monocles,
1 or more plants, and/or animals,
And some other stuff.

That is the rules.
Now do funny!
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Cae1, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 21:14, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

mini challenge idea.
not unlike lol chairs but without the chairs or the lol's

seam horses, cats, dogs, donkeys, cars, boats, nuns whatever you want.
entries only to be posted in existing, worthy threads. (like that's ever going to work)
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:45, Reply)

I don't care what people say,
EVERYONE loves the gay shift.
So what would b3ta be like if it was the gayshift ALL the time?
This is a practical challenge too.
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ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Gunbabies
What if babies had weapons surgically attached to their arms?
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The Neville What what what, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:54, Reply)

Sentient food
What if food was sentient? What would it do? What? Would it try and kill us? What? Would it try and enslave us. Would food try and eat us?
IMAGINE THE IRONY? I can't imagine the irony, I think I have a brain disease that prevents me from understanding irony
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The Neville What what what, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 0:49, Reply)

"This is why we can't have nice things"
Destroy an expensive item at a close friend or family member's house.

Post a picture of their face when they see the damage. Also post their full name, address, date of birth and any other personal information you have ready.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 12:06, Reply)

SHOVING FANNIES INTO OTHERWISE ICONIC ARTWORK.

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 22:08, Reply)

B3ta Pub Signs
Bored with images of Slugs with Lettuces, what would the B3tan's hostelry of choice be? I would frequent "The Happy Mongtard" or "The Quo's Return" if the signage was right.

Name the pub, design the sign. Easy.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 17:25, Reply)

Computer games for the elderly
Like "Zimmer Frame Dash" and "Colostomoids"
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 15:24, Reply)

These Christmas cards are not suitable for minors. Or cunts.
It's great to have a ready resource of unsavoury Christmas images to turn into cards for our loved ones. And cunts.

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:04, Reply)

Toast! (Or toats)
Everyone likes toast. If you don't like toast, you're probably a communist or something.
Make a pic involving toast. Perhaps a nice wheatgerm influencing the course of human history, crumpets of the rich and famous, toast bearing the simulacra of religious figures, muffins photographed in distant lands. It's versatile stuff, is toast.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 2:02, Reply)

child pornography, church-burnings, necrophilia and disco.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 5:59, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

A Third Gender:
If we had a third gender, what could it be? What would it look like? You decide.
(AshTeamRacing, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 1:26, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Shite Super-Heroes
Hows about a picture thread dedicated to the truly pathetic Heroes who walk amongst us with powers that are less than 'super'. ?
(MistahG, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:23, Reply)

If electricity had never been discovered...
If electricity wasn't discovered, we would have made progress with alternative technologies:

Clockwork PC?
Gas powered television?
Two cans and a piece of string telephone perfected?
Water pipes used as broadband connections?

etc.
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 4 Oct 2007, 8:25, Reply)

Swedish Muhammed Cartoons!
All images must depict Muhammad and something Swedish.

Let's see if we can get a bounty put on Rob's head.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sat 15 Sep 2007, 23:44, Reply)

B3ta Retro
Pearoast your first ever post if you still have it.

If not, re-construct it from memory Time-Team style.
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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:24, Reply)

Make fun of b3ta!
b3ta has always been know to make fun at the world so why not poke some fun at b3ta for a change!
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whypandabearsoblue?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:56, Reply)

Manufacture your own Band.
Everyone at one point or another has wanted to be in a band, even the ones who now are.
So now is your chance to make that dream come true. Become your very own Simon Cowell and make up your own band. Any genre, any style, and any number of silly hair-do's, your the boss.

I'm going with, "CheddaR VenoM", a Norwegian death metal type band playing their own style of 'eggy funk', resplendent with lot's of LARP gear and maybe Boris Johnson on the kazoo.

Extra credit for having the sk1llz0rz to create a whole website and culture-jamming MySpace with your fictional band. Extra extra credit for getting over 500 MySpace users to fall for it and sign up as fans.

Failing that just gig posters and band promo photo's n' shit like that will do.
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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 18:30, Reply)

Bring Bible Stories up to date!
What would the bible stories be like, if they were set in the present day?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 29 Aug 2007, 10:34, Reply)

PORNOGRAPHY:
FIND A PORNOGRAPHIC PICTURE AND POST IT ON THE BOARD, HOTLINKED FROM ANOTHER SITE.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 9:03, Reply)

If men and women's roles were reversed,
how would life be different?
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Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:27, Reply)

probably already been suggested
but 'make an image in the style of another b3tard'.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 19:48, Reply)

What do you fear most
Photoshop your worst nightmares and post the images for all to see, let us all probe your psyche
(Mr Donny quality not required, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 7:10, Reply)

New Olympic events.
b3ta has been chosen to host the 2020 Olympics.
Lets make it a truly memorable event by adding our own sports.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 4 Aug 2007, 12:38, Reply)

If Clarkson ruled the universe.
.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 13:40, Reply)

If 'X' had never existed.
Think of a thing. Imagine that it had never existed or had never been invented. Photoshop the results of how the world would look without this particular thing. It can be anything, just remove it from existence and show us.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:47, Reply)

International Radio Times
In light of the fact that the UK Entertainment Industry is apparently the most buoyant in the world at this time,
Get out Photoshop and show us a variety of well known UK Film, TV and Radio programmes that would appeal to an International Audience.

e.g
For France: One man and his Frog
For Yugoslavia - Are You Being Serbed?
From Russia - Shooting Tsars
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:37, Reply)

Baddy's Day Off
Surely baddies can't spend all their time thinking up master plans, building doomsday weapons and devising ridiculous traps for heroes. What do they get up to on their day off? Does Darth Vader use the force to tidy the loft? Does Blofeld mow the lawn? etc.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:25, Reply)

Offensive video games
What with TWO games getting banned this week, i suggest we attempt to turn Mary Whitehouse in her grave and come up with our own game nasties.

My suggestion: Super Maddie Hunt 64.

/hull
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 21:17, Reply)

Movie Spoilers
We all know that Soylent Green is people and that Rosebud was a freakin' sled, but are there other good spoilers to illustrate?
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:27, Reply)

Misheard celebrity names
...like this old post which still makes me laugh.
Chewmi

(rymix, Tue 29 May 2007, 16:28, Reply)

What ex movie characters get up to
after the they've been made unemployed
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 1 May 2007, 16:15, Reply)

Rip-off porn names
Porn companies often take films, turn the plot into a porno and give them "clever names".

Make up some of your own!
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B.T., Wed 25 Apr 2007, 0:06, Reply)

illustrate personal ads from your local pervs.
yes, i know a lot of them come with their own delightful photos. i say we make more suitable ones, because the prose they offer is priceless.

sooper-secret bonus challenge: we pick a city on craigslist and put our pics up in their personals' section to cause confusion and get us lots of greasy sex.
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postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 0:28, Reply)

What if the World was run by characters from computer games?
What would the election campaign look like if Solid Snake and Gabe Logan were both running for Prime Minister?

What would Super Mario's foreign policy be?

Would the train crashes be any worse if Donkey Kong ran Balfour Beatty?

How would the Invasion of Iraq have been different if Worms were in charge of the army?

Would Parappa the Rapper get through to the second round of X-Factor?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:10, Reply)

BLASPHEMY!!!
With religious hatred laws in the pipeline, this could be our last chance to annoy the sanctimonious god botherers and fevered fundamentalists. Lampoon their prophets, ridicule their gods and rubbish their beliefs.
(clut, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 8:34, Reply)

pimp my world
you already pimped your car. now it's time to pimp your shoes, your girlfriend, your dog or even more... Pimp your world!
(viki thefrog, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 14:15, Reply)

What Would Happen If The World Were A B3tocracy?
Imagine it: Fields are ploughed by fat ugly women until they're thin and thus less ugly. Genetic research forgets about boring stuff like cancer, and works on halting the feline aging process, so kittens stay kittens forever. Magenta cock-shaped buildings rule the horizon! And ginger people are also allocated free hair dye, like cripples are allowed wheelchairs. There shall be no prejudice!
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:57, Reply)

If glamour shoots were not airbrushed
We've all seen the pics of our fav pin ups in their undercrackers, airbrushed and photoshopped in Nuts magazine etc. What would the pics be like if they were a more honest portrayal of the subject?

Girls Aloud with rampant acne and moustaches, Cameron Diaz with armpit stubble and Abi Titmuss looking the worse for wear after a night on the tiles. Let your imagination run riot, the possibilities are endless!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 8 Mar 2007, 9:56, Reply)

Subvert CBeebies
Big Cook Little Cook, Teletubbies, Fimbles, Tweenies et al. Do terrible things to them. Parents will love you for it.
(rogerzilla, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 18:24, Reply)

Half Man Half Bisciuit lyrics.
Shop the lyrics of hmhb songs. eg. Joy Division Oven Gloves. Trumpton riots, and the like. What do you think.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:35, Reply)

Reproduction methods swap
What if trees had to have full penetrative sex to breed? What if humans needed bees to spread their seed? Would squirrels divide into two instead of engaging in fluffy sex?
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corington, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 14:42, Reply)

Branson offers $32m reward
Richard Branson announced a $32 million prize for the scientist who comes up with a way of solving global warming etc... What ingenious scheme can you come up with to solve this problem? (Maybe even win the bearded bastard's money. Ha! As if you could.)
(toshemoslayer Hush little child it's better this way., Sat 10 Feb 2007, 23:53, Reply)

Corporate sponsored Religion
Religion's had a lot of bad press recently what with all the Catholic vs the gays and fundamentalists vs everyone, so is corporate sponsorship the way to get everyone back singing from the same hymn sheet? - dunno about you lot but I'd certainly go to church if they started being funded by Stolichnaya and Razzle!

"....and so it came to pass that Jesus fed his disciples with the full wholegrain taste of Kingsmill Bread and fishfingers from Birdseye"

The Book of Relevations (sponsored by Vagisil) for example? What if Jesus' vehicle of choice was a Skoda Octavia?

Bring people back to worshipping with your ideas of corporate sponsorship....on a biblical scale...(arf)
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 13:25, Reply)

User friendly computer enhancements
What if your computer was more intuitive? What if those far more useful enhancements could be added to W1ndows or M@C OS? What if the Orifice Assistant actually offered decent help?

"I notice you are typing in URLs with one hand. Would you like to see a list of all your favourite porn sites?"

"It looks like you're attempting to use Excel for your home accounts. Would you like me to close it, order you a Pizza and open up a free Sky Movies window?"
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 17:10, Reply)

You can't b33t b3tans
What the interwebs would look like if popular sites were run by b3tans.
(Guinness2702 Meh! Do I look like I care?, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 22:18, Reply)

Evolutionary Culdesacs.
Photoshop Mother Nature's wrong turns, Cats with wheels, Flying slugs etc. Show us what happens when nature really messes up.
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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Tue 26 Dec 2006, 19:03, Reply)

Teh Fat
According to the latest Government figures, teh fat is the biggest killer in the UK. Obesity will kill more people than cars, trains, knives, guns, stroppy chavs, serial killers, the lot! Their suggestion to deal with it - a phone number of a "Lose Weight" helpline sewn into all clothes over a size 16! No, really.

"So, what's the challenge?" I hear you cry. Well, I can hear breathing, anyway, so I'll continue. We can do better! I'd have thought that width restrictors on the front of junk food shops would work, but I'd love to see your image suggestions of how to get teh fatties to lose some weight! Fire up your Photoshops and amaze me!
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:36, Reply)

Coca Cola
mash up every ad coke has done
Ad lots of toothless fat kids drinking up the brown piss.

With added sugar.
(waxdart hello., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:09, Reply)

Tasteful cocks
The ol' image boards have been spammed with cocks for years now, usually in crudely amusing ways. I think a REAL challenge would be to use cocks in a tasteful way (if that's even possible).
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 19:13, Reply)

The b3ta Gadg3ts catalogue.
As Christmas is coming up and people are being urged to buy all sorts of crap for other people they don't particularly want to be buying presents for anyway, we need to design a series of dodgy gadgets to encourage people to part with their hard-earned cash.

Remember Ronco, K-tel, Innovations, even the Private Eye Gnome catalogue?

What completely unnecessary gadget can you come up with that people don't yet know they can't live without?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:55, Reply)

Photoshop something
that doesn't have the letter 'e' in it anywhere. If anyone can find something in your pic with the letter 'e' it is disqualified.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:48, Reply)

DON'T FUCKING SHOP PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY!
FUCKING HELL!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 0:15, Reply)

Undead Celebs.
Zombify those well known faces. Probably been done before but i am a newbee.
(Ewan Oozami, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 12:03, Reply)

b3ta film festival!
sure, all our seasoned b3tans have honed their 250kb, 30-second-animation-making abilities... so how about a contest where we're challenged to do something more grandiose?

Of course most of the more illustrious b3tans do that anyway, but it would still be interesting to see what we come up with when given a set of constrictions... an predetermined topic or theme, a duration of # to # minutes, even include a mandatory image/sound effect that must be incorporated somehow.

Instead of a run-of-the-mill image challenge this could be a significantly big deal for the site, and of course the best entries would be put up for all to see... awards for best flash entry, best live action entry, best macguyver entry (making something excellent with shit software), etc.

The particulars are up to you, but this would definitely be the war horn for the veteran b3tans to flex their muscles and show what they're made of.
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 4:16, Reply)

Based on their names, what b3tans look like,
not what they actually look like, like.
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Smallbrainfield, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 16:14, Reply)

What if your Nan ran the country?
Or another country?
Illustrate the consequences.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 17:06, Reply)

Mysterious disappearances
B3ta regulars were left puzzled recently when the vast humourless corporation that is Virgin pulled the plug on b3ta's weekly image challenge.

Has a mysterious disappearance affected you? Show us in pictures.
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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:11, Reply)

21st century Pub Names / Signs
Imagine there's no more Dogs, Bulls, Crowns, Kings, Queens, Oaks & Heads. Instead pub names and signs are routed firmly in our shitty modern world.
(jim_eureka, Wed 11 Oct 2006, 12:49, Reply)

Alternative Evolution (or intelligent re-design if you prefer)
How could evolution/ID have been so very different and made us into something else entirely? Would we have willies on our foreheads? Boobs where our toes should be? Would we have the ability to levitate while riding unicycles? Could we projectile poop? Could we have extra buttocks for that extra comfy sit?

PS - thanks to Archie for suggesting I make this a compo idea.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 7 Oct 2006, 12:48, Reply)

Hybrid interbreeding showdown
The ultimate test for seamless shoppers..

Examples:

Dog + Spider = Dogster

Cow + Kangaroo = Cowgaroo

Sprat + Monkey = Sponkey

Get the idea?
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 14:10, Reply)

If (x) didn't exist......
Pick a thing, any thing. Tell us what it is and shop a world where that thing never existed. The thing you pick is entirely up to you, it might be an object (if radishes didn't exist) or a person (if Henry VIII had never been born) or even a concept/emotion etc. (if there was no such thing as embarassment).
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:40, Reply)

Man's comeuppance
Mankind is a stupidly cruel and unthinking species, inflicting unnecessary pain and suffering on millions of other species on this planet. Draw/shop the tables turned.

Anything and everything; Hamsters running vivisection labs, Foxes hunting twats in red jackets and Giant Ants treading on children.

Hopefully this requires a little thought and will slow the number of entries
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 10:30, Reply)

what b3ta users really look like
that's ok isn't it?
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krang, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 23:19, Reply)

when...
when super heroes attack! Super heroes are ticking time bombs of roadrage, stress and anxiety! What would happen if one day they just LOST IT!
(littlegreenguy, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:52, Reply)

inapproprate musicals
"anne frank - on ice"
"deliverance! the musical"
"how do you solve a problem like john wayne gacy?"
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 16:47, Reply)

Bad Remakes
This week 'The Wicker Man' falls prey to a bad Hollywood remake, as has The 'Italian Job' and 'Get Carter'. What bad remakes would the beta crowd dream up?
(mariegriffiths, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 20:00, Reply)

The Bogeyman
'shop the monster that lives under your bed or hides in your closet
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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 22:59, Reply)

If product names described the product
Senokot would be ShitAllow. Tampax would be BloodSponge. Whiskas would be HorsesAndDogs. Vodafone would be ThievingCunts.

And so on...

Just change the logo to reflect the name, everyone has a laugh and we can all go home happy.
(moleygunn, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 5:17, Reply)

What if your childhood insults came true?
What if you called someone a shithead and their head transformed into a giant turd? What if you called them a fudgepacker? Or a shirtlifter?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:16, Reply)

Theme parks!
Ok, so there's already a Dollywood, so it proves that terrible ideas get made, but what would your dream themepark be?

Would you ride the Lunchbox of Doom at SvennoWorld or would you rather visit Tony Blair's World of Adventure? What would the rides be like?
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 8:09, Reply)

Opposite world
What would it be like in a world where everything does the opposite of what we expect it to? A world where umbrellas keep the rain on you, landmines re-attach limbs and politicians help people.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 21:23, Reply)

Solve the Arab-Israeli conflict
in under 50Kb
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 19:16, Reply)

How should Gary Bushell* die?
Leave it open, that way some people could give him a lovely send off. Although I expect a torrent of violent and painful images will fill the screen.

*if this is too specific just swap it for "celebrities"
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Jul 2006, 12:47, Reply)

Inappropriate corporate gifts / promotion ideas
e.g. Catholic church promotional condoms, bottles of beer and key fobs for anti-drink-driving campaigns.
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in vino veritas, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 11:48, Reply)

Pimp That Tardis
I reckon the Tardis needs a make over...Pimp it up!

bling (pimp the doc and billie as well)
(henryfoole, Fri 30 Jun 2006, 20:14, Reply)

B3ta Brother
Every series of Big Brother promises to be evil/twisted/the cruellest yet. And every series gives a bunch of dullards free booze and occasionally requires them to learn three phrases of Esperanto or make a papier mache f***ing dog.

We can do better than that. Photoshop how Big Brother would look if you were running the gaff. What challenges and punishments would you inflict? How would the house decor look? How many big bastard spikes would you conceal in the Diary Room chair?
(costas, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 13:46, Reply)

Following on from the pimp-up British design idea....
What if things that were famously invented in one country had been invented in another?

For example:

What if coke had been invented in Germany
what if HP sauce had been invented in the USA
What if the boomerang had been invented in Iceland

I'm sure you can think of some better ones!

There should be infinite possibilities
(Nitrous Nitrous, Thu 22 Jun 2006, 9:02, Reply)

Sport thesedays is boring
Spice things up by combining two sports into one. Show us what can happen when you mix javelin with synchronised swimming, or Schumacher and Ferrari taking on the bobsled.
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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 17:53, Reply)

Cheer me up!
Cheer me up im broken hearted!
Ive been dumped and need cheering up. Ive suffered being a golf widow for years! Cheer me up!
(drunkenfaerie, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 20:56, Reply)

When your food turns against you
Many b3tarders may have experienced how terribly food can go wrong when being left too long in the fridge or behind the kitchen shelves. Maybe it already founded some kind of rioting paramilitary organization?
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 13:21, Reply)

simple - swap cool with uncool
what would the kids be doing, wearing or listening to?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Jun 2006, 13:14, Reply)

How about....
"Comic book's gone wrong"

Got the idea from this:

(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 18:16, Reply)

show us your nob

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 27 May 2006, 23:18, Reply)

Censored!
Bleep, black box, score out, remove certain words from anything in the news, television or film.
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drunkenoaf, Sat 27 May 2006, 15:45, Reply)

"Whatever happened to...."
Whatever happened to, say, Elvis? Hitler? Tom Cruise in 30 years from now?
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 22 May 2006, 9:36, Reply)

inappropriate inventions
Inspired by an article I read recently about failed patents, one of which was a centrifugal table designed to aid child birth. I dread to think what twistedly inappropriate inventions b3tans could come up with
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 May 2006, 22:15, Reply)

Karmic Retribution
What goes around, come around.

Show punishment fitting the crime as dealt by the Karmic Lords.
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Darryn.R, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:18, Reply)

Pimp My _______

We all know Pimp My Ride was cool, even for white people.

We all know Pimp My Ride UK was a massive flop.

What else could you pimp?
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 1 May 2006, 15:39, Reply)

Films based on rides
Pirates of the carabbien was based on a ride, and came out to be a great film, but would it work on others, like that Postman Pat 20p ride in the shopping cenre down the road (hey, it made a good Mr Bean episode) Or bumpercars, I think that would be better than the new Pixar film
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 29 Apr 2006, 18:35, Reply)

What if
Australia was still a prisoner colony
(Kosmook, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 18:09, Reply)

What if Celebs were forced to do proper jobs?
Sorry Dale Winton/Davina McCall/Clint Eastwood, you're not allowed to be famous any more. Whatcha gonna do?

Russell Grant and Jono Coleman would hire out bouncy castles obv.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 21:55, Reply)

WestEnders
Turn your favourite programme into a musical
(Ssco, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 9:28, Reply)

Three men go into a bar...
it'll make for random photoshop madness
(hazysmile smelling of feet since 1462, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 10:39, Reply)

I am Hallmark
The best and the worst greeting cards of all time...
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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 22:33, Reply)

If you could set up your own political party
what would be your agenda/logos?
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HelloIamAdam and Adam is my name, Sun 9 Apr 2006, 23:30, Reply)

your vision of hell.
artists throughout history have depicted the netherworld in ways which reflected their outlook, disposition and the social, religious and political mores of their times. most of the great images seem quite outdated now, and i'd like to see what fresh hells can be conjured up by all of you vile miscreants, as my suffering seems rather jaded and uninspired lately.
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postbear has metal knees, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 5:52, Reply)

What if Geek was the new Cool?
What if being Geeky was the new being Cool? Watching kids outside gathered round a souped up old skool 286, or the "outcasts" getting picked on for having a girlfriend or driving their low riders...
(Ant Marching And for my next trick... GWARGGHHGWWGGGH!, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 3:05, Reply)

Crap DVD extras
Photoshop deleted scenes, bloopers, bad original casting ideas, alternate endings etc. from your favourite film or TV programme.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 10:45, Reply)

"poetic justice"
Admittedly, a broad subject. But it should make for some fun entries.
(spinoza, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 7:21, Reply)

What if...
...We were the lowest on the food chain...?
(Ireul, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 7:55, Reply)

What if...
...Sir Walter Raleigh had brought back cannabis rather than tobacco from America. 1930s films would have had Bette Davis murmuring "Roll me a joint darling", Harold Wilson would have had a bong, soldiers in WWI would have had a ration of dope...

Of course with tobacco illegal, there would be guys at rock festivals and street corners with pouches of shag for sale...
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 10:18, Reply)

In the comics, batman is famous rich playboy Bruce Wayne...
...what kind of superhero would Donald Trump be in his spare time?

What about other people? What kind of superhero/ supervillain would Jim Bowen be?

Challenge: Real famous people/ celebrities with secret double lives as superheroes.
(dig_dug, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:48, Reply)

New Genitals...
Cocks and Fannies are so 2005. Design completely entirely new genitals for 2006 and beyond.
(Eli-T, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:23, Reply)

Transformers!
Autobots engage!

Do a transformers comp, with things that turn into other things.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 1:03, Reply)

What if advertising came true?
If men really *did* act on Impulse...
(philbo baggins, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 12:39, Reply)

If everyday was like a Carry On film
Just imaginee all the double entendres, the trousers falling down at inappropriate moments, bras popping off. What fun, what a fest of filth and smut.
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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 21:32, Reply)

If Christianity was Satanism.
What would the wourld be liked if the much maligned and oftend frowned upon religion of Satanism was the worlds top faith, and the ever popular* Christianity was relegated to nutters wearing capes and white make-up?

*on a worldwide perspective
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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 20:28, Reply)

PhotoShop Yourself Into Moments From History
were you there when jfk was shot? the moon landings?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Tue 21 Feb 2006, 16:57, Reply)

taking things literally
realistic euphamisms
literal interpretations of proverbs
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jan 2006, 10:05, Reply)

products or things that sound similar that you really shouldn't mix up
like Calpol and Calgon

or Paracetamol and Paraquat (in vino veritas' idea)

mouse and mousse

even Agent Orange and Sunny Delight

you get the idea (hopefully!)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 29 Jan 2006, 19:17, Reply)

redesigning archictecture
Like I've been doing recently. It could throw out some funny results.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 20:41, Reply)

Ginger people
We all hate them, express your hate in the medium of flash, gif, jpg or whatever takes your fancy

(before any ginger people get uppity about this post, i myself am ginger!)
(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:12, Reply)

how to protect robs house
from thieving bastards who climb through windows
(mark has stripey socks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 21:22, Reply)

What would the world be like if we were more apathetic?

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 16:46, Reply)

Make ugly things more appealing
such as a make-up kit for sharks

Otherwise pick something where the answer isnt just in the title.
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 11:40, Reply)

Our Town
Post unshopped pics (your own of course) of your town. Fair game:

Misspelled/funny signs (such as a muffler shop called "Muff Doctor," around back from "Lube Doctor" or the hotel "El Ranko" *100% fact*).

Local nutters.

Unfortunately posed Christmas displays (Now we know why she's called Vixen).
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 16:03, Reply)

A masterpiece in 30 x 30 pixels
Give the worldwideinterwebnet a well deserved holiday by not stealing all its bandwidth. Post a picture that is less than 30 pixels by 30 pixels
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 14:39, Reply)

Oxymorons...
Such as: "Up next, a great tune from John Mayer"
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 2 Dec 2005, 16:26, Reply)

A Tube Map of your Life
Apply the idea behind the iconic London Underground map to your own life. Addresses, cities, pets, partners, jobs, lies, truths. Show us your path through life.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 25 Nov 2005, 10:48, Reply)

Show us your odd holiday snaps,
unshopped of course.
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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Wed 23 Nov 2005, 20:39, Reply)

Road signs
Use your digital camera to recreate a scene from a road sign. Must be unshopped images.

I'm looking forward to "Humps for 50 yards"
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 16:16, Reply)

challenge
at work the other day i walked over a floor mat which said"thanks for being safe" the next day i walked throught the same doorway,different mat this time "slips cause trips",what about a stupid safety sign challenge?
(shorty, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 8:37, Reply)

Misunderstood titles.
Take a book, film, etc. and literally interperet the title.
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:28, Reply)

if other websites got b3ta'd
we see BBC get b3ta's almost daily. what would happen if b3ta posters got to redesign Amazon, or Google etc
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Nov 2005, 15:09, Reply)

modern technology in bygone times
e.g. middle age internet - wenche on wenche actione etc
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Nov 2005, 15:07, Reply)

And
REAL album covers - design an album cover showing he true meaning of the albums title
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 11:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Celebrity Endorsements
Telly Savalas patent baldness cream

Trinny and suzannas fashiom range . . .

George Bsuh's Freedom fries

you get the idea.
(Tetsugaku-San www.thetalldesigner.com, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 11:33, Reply)

Supernatural entities for mundane occurances
like;
* the washing machine sock fairy - where do they go
* god of bus infrequency - makes three arrive at once
* ball point pen eating daemon - another mystery solved
* dust pixies - I only dusted YESTERDAY
* Staleness sprites - I just bought this bread and ...
* etc.
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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 10:43, Reply)

goatse that's safe for work....

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 8:58, Reply)

How about?
If women took over?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:50, Reply)

Famous people living up to their verb name
...like Clare Balding, Ronnie Barker, Noel Fielding or Terry Butcher
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 17:23, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

Every day new emojis are added. Let’s get involved and make some essential emojis that others haven’t gotten around to yet: explosive diarrhea, entitled Karen, paedo’s mustache...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and show us some emojis we didn’t know we needed.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Jul 2020, 2:35, 2 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Colour in the lizard

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gub~gub under new dictatorship, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 22:10, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

Animal Furniture

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2018, 3:41, 1 reply, 7 years ago)

priapisms through history

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$$ ✅, Sun 13 Dec 2015, 9:34, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

British Library illustrations
The good folk at the Britisgh Library have uploaded a million images for you to use how you like. B3ta'em
www.flickr.com/photos/britishlibrary/
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wankstains

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 13 Jun 2015, 15:12, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

First page of google images search for a word of your choice
Shop the results in a fantabulous collage
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:00, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Ed Miliband's photo problem.
It seems a common non-news story that Ed Miliband has looked terrible or awkward in a photo, whether he be eating a pasty, going for a jog or giving 2p to a beggar. Fix the photos so that either he himself looks *fabulous*, or fix the rest of the photo so that his expression and pose actually match what is going on.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 2 Nov 2014, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Minimalist Movie Posters And Book Covers
There seem to be quite a few of these on the web, but I don't think it has ever been a b3ta challenge.

Obviously, they all pick classic films, so bonus points for making a more b3ta poster for something like Police Academy 4 : Citizens on Patrol.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Casting Ouch
Inappropriate casting: Chuck Norris in a RomCom; Alan Carr as an action hero. Think of the worst casting you can, and show us what it would be like.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sun 8 Jun 2014, 20:11, Reply)

Thunderbirds!
What if everything was animated by Jerry Anderson? Not just visible strings, but awesome stuff like 6-wheeled rolls royces and futuristic airliners and stuff.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:37, Reply)

The Bionic Olympics

It has been announced that there will be a Bionic Olympics in 2016. Shirley we can envisage what this will be like; the events, the participants. We can make them better than they were before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Go for it.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26766095
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Why should golf be the only sport that gets a 'Crazy' version?
Invent ways to liven up otherwise dull, slow-moving sports with a bit of a 'crazy' twist...
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 27 Jan 2014, 21:16, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Superheroes in the real world
Photoshop superheroes in to real photos, dramatic, mundane or ideally amusing.
inspired by Captain Howdy b3ta.com/board/11050816
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 11:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

What if Carry On films were being made today?
Carry On Rioting, Carry on Internets, Carry On Avengers, Carry On Yewtree - show us what Sid James and the rest would make of the modern world.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 21 Jan 2014, 23:46, Reply)

Toys that would never sell at Christmas
Playmobile Undertaker set. The Lego Gynaecologist's clinic. Guess Who for lower intestinal parasites. The Sylvanian Cockroach family. The 'Push-n-derail' Thomas playset. You get the idea (suggested by Mrs Boris)
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Dec 2013, 20:40, Reply)

One word challenge: "Kubrick"
The Hitchcock one was fun. Mash his films up or photoshop his face.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Special Edition Board Games
They always put out loads of new versions of old games for Christmas. But what ideas have they missed?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 1 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Celebrity Cover Versions.
Awful celebrity cover versions are my favourite music genre, whether it be the cast of Allo Allo singing "Je t'aime" or that woman who couldn't drive singing "Driving in my car" and making us all laugh to number 54 in the chart.

But what other songs should famous people (or fictional characters) cover? Mock up the cover art / video frames / promotional material.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 18:01, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Design your headstone / funeral
Yeah, morbid I know but Atomic's graveyard scene got me thinking that boring old headstones and sad ceremonies could do with an update.

So, how would you like to go, be remembered, and what would you put on your headstone (other than TOAST (Text On A STone))?

...I'm now wondering if I could write a CDC-headstone into my will, but my other half would kill me.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:51, Reply)

have we done turtles yet?
if we haven't, can we do turtles yet?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 10:02, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Should have gone to......
The Specsavers adverts depict the potential consequences of not buying their product. A great idea so why aren't other firms using the same ploy? "Should have taken an imodium" "Sould have used Everest Double Glazing" (on the World Trade Centre). You get the idea; now shop it!!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Typo Loco!
What happens when a typo or autocorrect error gives you a visual image you can't get out of your head? Turn it into a image challenge!

Many Hanks,
e.m.m.y.

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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Advertise B3ta!
Numbers are down, so advertise B3ta anywhere and everywhere, shops, billboards, telly, it's up to you.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 2:57, Reply)

Kid Friendly World
The stupid internet law isn't enough - what would happen if David Cameron insisted that everything from toilet cleaner to experimental jazz had to be made in such a way that it was aimed at and suitable for kids.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

visual representations of film quotes
don't name the film, don't mention the quote, just represent it in pictures and see who can guess what it is!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:37, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Opportunistic Predator
After Stuart Hall was described as an "Opportunistic Predator", skip through harrowing news articles and find phrases which you find amusing out of context and knock em up in Photoshop
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Funerals
they're all the rage it seems, so lets have a one word challenge on them.
Show us how you want to go, redesign the funeral system, draw ironic celebrity funerals, etc
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Reservoir Dogs
photoshop any frame or poster from the movie 'Reservoir Dogs'. Examples here! b3ta.com/board/10946541
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 2:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

North Korea's military
North Korea have put out another press shot containing bad photoshop work to inflate their military numbers. We can do better than that, so go on.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Most Haunted
I've been looking at ghost photos online, and frankly they are shit. I'm sure we could do a lot better and help the spooks convince the sceptics.
(TallJim, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Staring into the fire.
Naturally formed shapes - the hideous clown screaming from the knots in the bathroom door. The Predator who eyes you from the wallpaper pattern in this light. Photograph and highlight the shapes that nature has provided.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Sex up Literature
Book sales are in decline and 50 Shades has been the saviour of book stores everywhere.

Oliver Fist, The Three Muffketeers, The Man in the Iron Cockring, Snow white fucks the seven dwarfs.

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 10:18, Reply)

massive hairy fannies

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 21:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Stop Motion Animation
Have we ever had a stop motion challenge?
Stop motion is lovely, even though I don't have a tripod so mine is always wobbly.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 21:55, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Celebrimals
Make hybrids out of celebrities and animals
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Memaxx, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:04, Reply)

gay robots
edit: just in case you were wondering. this is a genuine suggestion. I think there's lots of scope for some brilliant images
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Embarrassing ways to die
There's a famous photo of a guy found crushed to death in a quarry, with his dick still firmly embedded in the chicken he was fucking when the rock fell on him (and the chicken). I firmly believe that, if there's an afterlife, some of its residents will be sporting badges saying "I don't want to talk about it".

So what spectacularly embarrassing ways to die can you picture?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Colin Baker.
Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker. Colin Baker.
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brb natural fistic, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Spiders!

Poor fellers get a lot of bad press when in fact they're rather useful and just want to be our friends.
Create some pro-arachnid propaganda to help our 8 legged friends be accepted back into society.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Urban Animals
We are all used to urban foxes, but how should the other animals adapt to survive in the modern world?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Goriest deaths imaginable.
I'm sure b3ta could outdo any of the horror film offerings.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)

McCancelled!
Demonstrate how domineering Olympic sponsors are taking over.

Inspired by:
Wildyles www.b3ta.com/board/10807169
HappyToast www.b3ta.com/board/10805708
and especially TheSundaeLunch www.b3ta.com/board/10805585
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Prequels
Prometheus has been mediocre hit. But what about other prequels - "I love foals" magazine, the split-screen "Look Who's Talking" prequel about the talking sperm and the talking egg etc.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Flan vs Freebase

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If Mohammed the Prophet had an identical twin brother, what would he look like?

(hathat, Thu 31 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Sci-Fi Versus Super Heroes
Can the Predator beat Superman? Could Alien defeat the Hulk? There's only one way to find out… FIGHT!!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:29, Reply)

Classic b3ta - Cats versus Dogs
Lets have a week of canines, felines and their weapons of destruction.
Cats versus Dogs, hand to hand combat or armed to the teeth, you decide.

Image courtesy of Doctor When
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 May 2012, 11:10, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Animated Gif
we've seen your hand-drawn biro skills, now lets see the other side of the B3ta skillset and see your frame-by-frame skills.

Create anything, so long as it's animated and awesome!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 8 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Animals committing crimes
Pandas getting caught speeding, wildebeest committing insurance fraud, that sort of thing.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 5 May 2012, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What would events in history have been like if they had occured at a different time?
What would World War 2 have been like in the 1980s?
How would punk have gone down in Victorian times?
How did the Vikings celebrate the moon landings?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Celebrity board games
Think of a famous person, think of a classic board game, put the two together with maximum lols

i.e. Buckaroo rebranded as "What's going on Marvin Gaye", OJ Simpson's Cluedo or Mark Zuckerburg's Monopoly

What's going on Marvin Gaye copyright The Hedgehog from Hell
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

SHARKS IN DRAG
SHARKS IN DRAG
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:24, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

SKELETONS!
Time to bone up on the skeletal form! Show us some humerus pictures, or go back to skull.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 0:23, Reply)

Never gonna happen
Show us something that will never, ever happen. Ever.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)

B3ta Arts & Crafts
Lets see how much B3ta has corrupted your mind by leaving that dodgy copy of Photoshop you have, getting out some pencils, paper and all other cratfy bits and pieces to see what you can come up with. Just an excuse really to make a spunking cock out of toilet roll and shaving cream tbh.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Has there ever been a cows image challenge?
www.b3ta.com/challenge/cows doesn't exist so it must be long overdue. Just look at them, they're funny creatures.

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Lord Gnome, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 21:01, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Communication Breakdown
How do everyday objects communicate to each other when we're not looking? More to the point, what are they saying to each other? Share your paranoia via the medium of photoshop.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

How angry can you make us with one picture?
Make a picture that will cause people everywhere to mash their white knuckled ham fists against the keyboard while they try to slam out an outraged response. A picture that will cause monitors around the world get covered in spit.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

One word challenge DOGS
www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16665702
(herman:D, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 18:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

2012
As we all know the world ends this year, so post pics of how the world ends
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 18:14, Reply)

Imagine a future where all design work is done purely in MS Word
With the aid of clipart, re-interpret famous pieces of design.
From this inspired post.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Your Username in a Picture
So for example, I could have a fox made of bourbon biscuits.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 2:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Nuns, Bums, and Teddy Bears' Guns
De-RIS (sort of)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 18:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

populate planet spoon!
create the many wondrous creatures that live on my little world, planet spoon, such as the sparkly purple water mouse.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 15:26, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Change one Letter
Change one letter in movie-titles, product names, idioms or similar

Quick and dirty example:

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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The Happy B3tan
My mates just bought a pub, and he's asked us all to help him think of a good name for it. What would the B3tan pub be called? What would it look like?
(StruStru saving the world at no extra charge, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:11, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

One word challenge: Moustaches
In German, they are called Schnurrbarts
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Put a picture of a tree on a movie poster
Think of the endless possibilities! There are 6 Star Wars films, and at least three trees. That's already 18 possibilities, and we've not even *started* on the Indiana Jones films.

I can't see this one failing.

b3ta.com/board/10558530
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boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 11:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Gayshift compo

http://www.b3ta.com/board/10552697
(herman:D, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

The Unknown Faces of b3ta
Judging by their personalities/known hobbies, show us what you think the seemingly faceless denizens of b3ta look like. Inspired by today's shenanigans.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 19:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The Scariest Thing EVER
With that Apollo 18 film pretty much failing at horror, I want to see you guys show them how it's done; Photoshop the most pants-shittingly scary thing possible.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Pigs
They are lovely mammals, they provide us with food, movie stars and mutant viruses. Open photoshop and display your love for pigs.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Wizards* getting drunk
What would they get up to with their magic powers?

*Also acceptable are genies, witches, Jesus etc.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Food brands
Cereals named after movie characters, snacks after artists` names, fruit juices after greek tragedies, and so on. May contain Star Trek.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

worst idea ever
Stupid ideas, past present and future. Inventions, battleplans or just personal urges.
i.e. Roller skates for elephants, sex with a flaming condom, putting all your eggs in one basket, and this challenge.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

One word challenge: MAPS!
I know doubters will just go TOAP but fuck you and your horse - I like jokes ok?
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rob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 9:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Make sport interesting

If you're like me and find all sport arse-numbingly dull, or even if you're not, show us some ways of making it more fun to watch (or to play), by adding danger, eroticism, fluffy animals or just whatever silliness you can dream up.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 May 2011, 21:50, Reply)

SFW NSFW
Images that on the face of it are seriously NSFW
but are completely innocent on a second glance
and images that appear to be SFW that are anything but.

Truely NSFW images would have to be linked of course.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:01, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Memes in advertising
But let's not limit it to b3ta memes.

inspired by this
b3ta.com/board/10415072
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Photoshop something excellent and funny
and show us the results
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:46, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Can we have a re-run of "Remove something from an image"?
I liked that one
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 4 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Portal in the real world: Uses and Abuses.
In honour of Portal 2, come up with some ideas about how a real portal gun could be used, or abused. Several ideas come to mind.
What do you think?
(beerMatt, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:27, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How about a challenge where we show how, in an alternate universe, black people were not all thieves?
I mean, we have done fat people being useless, ginger people being smelly and mentally disabled people being fun to laugh at, why not black people being criminals?

Actually, now I think about it, rather than being racist, we could just stop having competitions based on the premise of prejudice altogether? Yes, I think that might be a better plan, now I think of it.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 16:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Not hitler
Everyone knows Hitler never died and simply went into hiding, but we need photographic proof

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:24, Reply)

SEAMHORSE EXTRAVAGANZA!
...or other animals
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Obviously cheating
Mirrors dangled from fishing rods, handwritten modifications to the rules. What fiendish, yet obvious, devices could be employed to cheat at cards, sport, etc.
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 0:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Genetic mutants
Spliced genes can only lead to some very interesting shops

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Rude Biscuits
inspired by this:

courtesy of amoebaboy

i don't think it needs any more explanation.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Clunes
A God amongst men. A marvelous, rubber-faced God. Photoshop Martin Clunes.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 8:38, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

British tourist board posters
What with the coalition thinking of moving May day to October to help lengthen the tourist season (?) I was wondering what else they could do.
Let's advertise this great country.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:45, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gerry Anderson
His puppets are on our stamps now, so perhaps we should celebrate the wonders of Captain Scarlet and Lady penelope too
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 6:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Kim Jong-il
Let's bum him, there's nothing funnier than a photoshopped Despot.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Christmas toy advertising.

Advertising companies manage to make crap toys look amazing. You know the sort of thing, you see a big box with a fantastic space battle on the front, buy it only to find a useless mass produced piece of plastic inside that will be broken or binned or forgotten by Boxing day.
What if they had to be 100% honest? Or even better, what if they could be 100% dishonest?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Image challenge idea: Literal images.

Just shop things so that they suit their actual name.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Allo Allo
Illustrate the world as described by Arthur "I was just pissing boo" Bostrum's character in Allo Allo and his mispronunciations. For example, British Gas become Brutish Gays and Harrods becomes Herod's.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Kittens doing science.
/Board needs more fluffeh
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)

SHARKS!
If they're not attacking pensioners in Egypt or causing chaos around Amity Island, they're being made 'Mega' and exploited in monster movies against giant octopi and now a crocosaurus, so it's high time for b3ta to tackle the underwater terror that is the Shark

*Note, every Jaws poster variation has been done to death; Baws, Corrs, Doors, Dawes, Floors, Flaws, Gauze, Gnaws, Gums, Hawes, Jawas, Jews, Jams, Jigsaws, Laws, Paws, Pause, Roars, Sores, Saws, Seesaws etc. etc. so why not try something new
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 17:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Royal Shakespeare Theatre is re-opening after it's refurbishment.
So let's help them celebrate by re-interpreting the works of Shakespeare.

_{(Now I've written this, I think we might have had a Shakespeare challenge before, still another can't hurt, he says, wincing internally at the thought of all those potential re-posts).}
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Smallbrainfield, Tue 23 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

How magic tricks
really work.
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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:30, Reply)

The Royal Wedding 2011
Surprised it hasn't been suggested yet in this section. With the announcement today That Prince William is having a ball and chain attached next year, open up photoshop and show us a b3ta view on next year's royal wedding. For example, designing the dress, or suggesting a venue, guests, cake or souvenir memorabilia to commemorate the occasion
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Tabloid Problem Page Photostory
Why don't they include them in The Times - everyone loves them! Whether you're left biting your nails for the next installment in tomorrow's daily "news"paper, or you love the one in the Sunday screwspaper that whisks through the whole raunchy affair in one go, why not show everyone on b3ta your sexy problem in 4 frames or less and we'll see if we can help out...or nip to the toilet for five minutes with a copy.

Or even show us what the problem page photostories would like if the broadsheets included them on their letters page
(placenta pug life, Fri 29 Oct 2010, 20:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Grim fairytale
we tell our children fairytales to help them sleep at night and not fear the monster under the bed, sadly it's not the monster under the bed you need to worry about but the crazy guy up the road that shags his sister and masturbates to the saw films.

Make fairy tales and nursery rhymes darker and add a bit of gothic horror for Halloween
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Paparazzi
Prince Harry falling out of an STD clinic, Bjork punching a member of The Saturdays in the face, upskirt shots of Sean Connery's genitalia, Peter Andre smoking crack. We're all familiar with the photographs taken by the human vermin that are the paparazzi.

Crank up photoshop and make up your own.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Because halloween coming up make halloween pictures or animations :D

(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 18:09, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

optical illusions......plenty of examples around which can be manipulated

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 21:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mrs. teh RG has a littlen at playschool.
She is utterly disgusted that nursery rhymes are now being put through the PC wringer.

One is particular one is, 'Baba Rainbow Sheep' as black sheep could be offensive to ethnic minorities.

What other nursery rhymes also need to be made politically correct?
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Margaret Thatcher
She turns 85 on Wednesday 13th, so let's have our very own B3ta 'tribute' to the battleaxe...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:03, Reply)

If cats ruled the world!!
Sod it. Let's go back to the old school.

Yes, kids, that's 'school' with a 'ch'.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

The Jeremy Kyle Show.
Your chance to be a scummy pov and relate your problems for JK to sort out using science, magic or photoshop.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Bizarre afflictions
I'm rather bored of the slew of tv programs along the lines of

"The boy with big fingers"
"The woman with 5 ovaries"
"The.... blah blah conjoined twins"

Could we suggest some more interesting afflictions?

I'm thinking
"The man with a uterous for an eye"
"The girl with 16 bakewell tarts in her ear"
"The twins with breasts for a tongue"

and so and so forth
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WOLF .™, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What should happen in the last episode of The Last of The Summer Wine?
Depict the entire cast getting into a giant bath... which rolls of the edge of a cliff... and explodes/transforms into a giant fireball... or something...
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custard, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 20:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shit sitcoms
Inspired by this Stewart Lee article:
stewartlee.co.uk/plagiarists1.htm
stewartlee.co.uk/plagiarists2.htm

Come up with some shit sitcom concepts. The more contrived, the better.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How's Maurice Gibb getting on in heaven?
Self explanatory
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

101 ways to leave a gameshow.
By my reckoning, there's been only fifteen ways on this latest doomed effort to bring family entertainment back to saturday nights.

What are the rest?

I'm hoping for 'Number 87 - set fire to their legs and then push them through a plate glass window'.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Sun 8 Aug 2010, 8:11, Reply)

Photoshop the Afterlife!
Photoshop heaven
Not the gay club but rather show us where you go after you die.
Those of you who won't be going to heaven (in other words all of you) can show us what hell will be like instead.
If you believe in reincarnation then show us what you'd look like if you came back as an animal.
Preferably a squirrel.
With tits.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Penguins!
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Penguins!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

care bears
Lets ruin the image of those happy go lucky bastards. Allegedly i am cunt bear.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Here's one I made earlier...
Show us how to make cool stuff with a couple of washing up bottles, toilet rolls and some sticky back plastic...

For example you could show us how to make erotic lingerie for cats, Tracey Emin Island or our own methamphetamine lab.

Idea partly inspired by alcohol and this post
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:43, Reply)

Unlikely Double Acts and their Japes!
As suggested by Fat Boab after a picture by FWM and then one by me straight after.

b3ta.com/board/10083684

b3ta.com/board/10083729
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Shop the 2012 Mascot
The 2012 Olympic Mascot will be revealed on the One Show tonight at 7pm.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 May 2010, 10:57, Reply)

LOST - Alternate endings
One of the biggest shows of the last Decade comes to a conclusion on May 23rd in the US, and week later in the UK. In anticipation for answers to all the questions, (the 'Numbers'/Smoke Monster/Island etc) open up photoshop and show us alternate (and funny) endings for the characters and show
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)

OKs here my suggestion
Celebs before their sex change.
(Slackness, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Send a message to Phil and then make an image from all the replies we get...

Phils Profile

DE-RIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 May 2010, 20:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Super-Expensive Cheapness.
Take the cheapest *blank* and give it the most luxurious make-over imaginable in order to make it utterly impractical.

Eg - Toilet rolls woven from pure cashmire, studded with diamonds and lovingly wrapped around a tube of hand-carved unicorn horn - that kinda thing. x
(The Moop, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Benedict-brand condoms
Packaging/advertising designs for Benedict-brand condoms.
(Lambglot Slightly, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Politically incorrect Board games
I just saw that infamous Danish cartoon of the Prophet Muhammed and realised how much he looks like a bomb in Stratego. What sort of trashy, offensive game could you get out of the cupboard for the family to play when the television goes on the blink.

Click for bigger (156 kb)
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

FLOWCHARTS
A simple, yet funny, example HERE
Open up photoshop, and show us anything you want - in flowchart form
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 7:29, Reply)

Party Posters
Make election posters for all the parties.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Battle Pets
Seen a few of these on here already; Perhaps a cat with a tank turret instead of a head, or a tortoise with wheels...
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Things you could balance on J-Lo's arse.
The clue's in the title. I'll have to credit Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea. www.b3ta.com/board/9875123
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An Egg ,D, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 17:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Newspaper headlines for celebrities that haven't died yet
bindun?

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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 1 Jan 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Origins
The recent XMen origins and Star Wars Prequal films prove what a great idea it is to see where characters came from. So show us the origin of anyone or thing you can think of, real people, film monsters or kids tv..... like this www.b3ta.com/board/9836872
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:25, Reply)

Internet on the high street
What if all the computers died and internet sites had to resort to peddling their wares on the high street.

What would facebook, 4chan or even b3ta look like in meatspace?
(Bo Nidle Coming back in from the cold., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Advertising for Aliens.
The execs of Centauri Centauri (Alpha), the universe's largest adverting company, are looking for new creatives from the planet Earth*.
As part of your pitch you need to design an ad for life beyond our planet.
You can invent products that appeal to our extraterrestrial chums, reinvent existing 'Earth advertisements', employing celeb aliens for endorsements...the sky's not the limit!

eg:

*all part of a tired alternate reality TV show franchise. see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ads_In_Space_(beetlejuice)
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Alternative public transport systems
Many types of public transport system exist today however they all follow standard designs: Buses, trams, trains etc etc. Suggest alternative public transport systems

(jammers, Sat 28 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)

unusual product spin-offs
a company taking there existing brand in an unexpected new direction eg. 'meatabix' (image by Tangy originaly gave me the idea)
(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 19:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

RUBBISH COMPOS
Create an image complaining about the compo.
Pearoast as applicable in the future!
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4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 2:58, Reply)

b3ta advent calendar
b3ta.com/board/9799337

I came up with this idea whilst waiting for an interview, just trying to figure out how we could work it?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 18 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Where are they now
Ex-Celebritys (not the dead ones) and what they are doing now to support themselves, are little and large working in your local chippy? have you soon Chico busking on the high street?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 12:28, Reply)

computer games made old skool
pretty much what it says on the tin folks, recreate a recent computer game old skool style, for example: modern warfare 2 as an amiga game, tony hawks in 8 bit, etc etc..
(Lord Chode, Sun 15 Nov 2009, 2:39, Reply)

If the media hysteria was true
So the large hadron collider destroys the Earth. Swine flu kills everyone except Maddie as nobody can find her and Princess Dianna becoming the second coming of Jesus
(Mikethfc, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 17:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

2012 possibilities
How the world might end in 2012..
(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Mon 9 Nov 2009, 0:52, Reply)

Professor Nutt was sacked for disagreeing with the Government on the dangers of drugs. Show us why drugs are bad!
Or, show us why they are great!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Jan Moir
One of b3ta's occasional two word challenges.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:55, Reply)

Photoshop the "Twilight Zone"
It's 50 years old this month, so how about it? :-)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twilight_Zone_(1959_TV_series)#Season_1_.281959-1960.29
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

New superheroes!
The ones we have now are boring.
Why not create new superheroes with exotic super powers?
Here is a fine example: www.b3ta.com/board/9728674
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Monty Python
Monty Python is celebrating it's 40th anniversary so lets dust off the dead parrot and have an argument!!!
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:41, Reply)

From BIG screen to wipe clean.... porno film names
Edward jizzinherhands
ET: The Extra Testicle
District 69
Cloudy With a Chance of Meat Shafts
Brokeback Mount-Him
In Pursuit of Fappyness

you sir could win one internet; available at participating retailers while stocks last
(Spakmitten, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 0:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Chas and Dave have split after 35 years
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/default.stm

let's honour them with a Cockney compo
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Sep 2009, 16:49, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you were head of your local tourist board...
Familiarity breeds contempt. How would you "sell" your local town in a potentially more than honest way?

(Bear in mind I'm from Wolverhampton. It wouldn't be a glowing review.)
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chulk607, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 2:17, Reply)

Catchphrase
The ITV quiz show was always a hotbed of badly-drawn puns and rarely-heard sayings. Let's have Mr Chips and Roy Walker show us how it's done.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Inappropriate addages
I think everyone has been told, as a child, old wives tales by parents or elderly relatives: If the wind changes you'll stay like that, place a piece of wedding cake under your pillow and you'll dream of your future spouse or my personal favourite by a completely doolally elderly aunt, 'Hang willow branches at your front door to keep the Gypos away.'
Create you own inappropriate saying and photoshop it in action.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 10:43, Reply)

If adverts told the truth about their products
What would they look like?
(Fon Repeat until funny, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

LOST - The Ending
The series you either love or hate ends next year with the secrets of 'The Island' apparently revealed. So, before anything starts leaking onto the net about what happens, open up photoshop and show us what YOU think it all means; The Numbers, The Smoke Monster and possible endings for the show/characters, all in b3ta style, of course.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

shop the moon landings (again)
it's been 40 years since apollo 11 (allegedly) landed on the moon.
celebrate, the b3ta way.

this was inspired by www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/07/remembering_apollo_11.html (via stumbleupon)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

When brands merge
What does the combination look like?
(Fon Repeat until funny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 23:45, Reply)

Communications breakdown.
What would have happened if someone got the wrong end of the stick in real life?
Someone flew planes into the Olsen twins - for example.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

HELL
what's your idea of hell? what does it look like?

a chance to be all artistic
or just silly, as per.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Distinctively Average
Indiana Jones and the Income Tax Forms? NASA being a company that investigate clouds? Brian Blessed speaking at 10 decibels? Show us a world that is distinctively average
(__, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)

Cats on fire
Cats and they are on fire
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Shlvng, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 3:59, Reply)

Design a t-shirt and put it on Cafepress or somewhere
Instead of the Image Challenge popular page, the winner will be decided by who makes the most money for their designs.
.
.
.
5. profit....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

dreams
have* a dream. Photoshop it.

*or, at least, pretend to.
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arrangedletters, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Celebrity Canonizations
Of course we all know all the Saints: John, Paul, Jesus, Ringo, Mothra, Optimus Prime, Buddah... and so on. But how many of these saints hold any meaning to the modern British punter in the streets? Do they care that Saint Hilarion cured a woman who was barren for 15 years and raised children from the dead? Or that saint Hermann Joseph once managed to acquire shoes through the grace of the blessed virgin mother? Do they 'eck as like. They want new and better saints with cooler and more awesome powers. Give 'em what they want - give them celebrity saints!

cue Diana the Patron Saint of tunnels and a million Jade pictures... I've gone off the idea already
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 May 2009, 9:58, Reply)

Business Cards
Inspired by this post on English Russia, where someone did this:

"Hannibal Lector, banquets, drinks and lunches directly to your office, 24×7."

If you've read American Psycho (or seen the movie) you'll be aware that the Business Card can be a fetish object, a status symbol of the pecking order. Who do you think needs a good business card, or a bad one? What are they good for, besides padding your wallet, or tearing bits off of for spliff filters?
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bnt what, me worry?, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

One word challenge idea: Colour
interpret as you wish
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:11, Reply)

If songs were fact

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 3 May 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Russell Brand...
The long haired 'comedian' is once again going to offend the public with ~~a phone call~~several remakes of films, including Drop Dead Fred and Arthur.

For this he deserves a slow and painful, yet hilarious death.

How would you bring this about?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ghosts
that is all. Just 'Ghosts'.

Shop an eerie ghost into a photo of a graveyard, draw a comedy ghost perving in the ladies' loos or anything else ghosty.

Woooooohhhhhh.........
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Rhymes
Show us mobster lobsters, tranny grannies, bananas in dolce and gabbanas, anything as long as it rhymes.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:33, Reply)

POWER!!!!
One word image challenge. Visualise power, draw it, animate it, smear it across your bare chests, types of power, power in action, Stephanie Powers opening an Austin Powers themed Power station, whatever, just fucking do it you bennies.

How many kittens does it take to power a lightbulb? How do they put power in to batteries? Who would win in a fight between Wind and Water Power? Come on, you know what we want!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)

With many thanks to theoriginalsteve
for the original suggestion:
b3ta.com/board/9280792#post9280817

One word challenge:
ZALGO

EDIT: b3ta.com/board/9280370
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck photoshop i got a dremel and a pint glass
I am talented me.... what can you engrave?

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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 2:12, Reply)

SEAM HORSES

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Summer of neutrality
In the spirit of all that is British, let us not get caught up by the media with the proposed 'Summer of rage', let us instead opt for the summer of mundanity and neutrality.

Show us pictures of how we'll be soaking up the summer, maybe doing the ironing in the garden or washing your car (possibly wearing a rather naff denim jacket?)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Animals on Holiday

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Modern subjects, classical depictions
how would ancient, medieval and renaissance artists have "covered" modern-day events?
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:52, Reply)

The credit crunch can't last forever.
What wasteful, selfish excess will you indulge in when it's all over?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:30, Reply)

wrong time wrong place sports

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Angel of the South...
What should the angel of the south really be.. if a b3tan got the funding ???
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mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:06, Reply)

Heaven and Hell
With the Atheist Bus now rolling out around the world, perhaps it's time to take a look at the consequences. Give us your vision of the afterlife - who and what will we find there?
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 9:23, Reply)

The Prisoner - in Memory of Patrick McGoohan
Let your mind wander and be inspired by the classic series. How would it work today? What if we ARE all numbers? What if Mr T was Number 6? Did the big white bouncey balloons destroy the twin towers AND kill Kennedy?!

Stuff and nonsense or loving interpretations, you decide
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 20:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Snooker
Ronnie O'Sullivan has been calling on Simon Cowell to enter the world of snooker - in order to make this poor dying sport more interesting. Could b3ta do better?
(felders, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:39, Reply)

How big is yours?
Take a picture of any wall in your house, make it as big as you can and post it on the board to push any good stuff off the bottom.

Extra points may be given for pathetic excuses of why you did it.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, Reply)

Anthing Lego.
Can we have a lego challenge? pleeaaassee?!
Go on!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)

The Perfect Christmas Present
Open up photoshop and show us the perfect christmas present for anyone you like.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 17:21, Reply)

Public Information Film characters
Classic PIF characters like Charley, Tufty, Joe and Petunia...

Where are they now?
What PIFs would they make now?

Or just 'shop them shagging each other
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Celebrity Pimp My Ride
Pick a character or celebrity and pimp their ride...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:24, Reply)

a christopher walken impression challenge
it would be an mp3 challenge though. click away folks.
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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Twisted Logos
Macca's should be sporting the Michelin man don't you think? BMW a CDC? Show us your corporate interpretations.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:25, Reply)

FIXED
The world is wrong, but you have Photoshop. Exorcise your petty demons and change the little things that bug you.

(clut, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Run with it
Take an image and run with it. A bit like this here. Or this. Or even this.
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Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Pictures out of text
Take a spin on TOAPs. Just a thought *shrug*
This was my username.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:48, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Spaceships.
Do you remember when you were younger and used to design planes and stuff with all the things you'd want on them, like swimming pool, go faster stripes and everything?
Well we're all grown up now, so whats more grown up than designing your own space ship?
Photoshop a spaceship with things you would like to have on it if you had one.
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Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:35, Reply)

Roger Moore
The god-like genius that is Sir Rog surely deserves his own image challenge?

Inspired by this

EDIT: would tie in nicely with his
newly released autobiography

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 10:19, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

______ Attacks!
Aliens, apes, birds, triffids, computers...

They've all had a go at toppling humanity from it's top spot on this little planet...
Who's next?
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:06, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Useless Inventions
We have heard ideas for all kinds of completely useless inventions:

Solar powered torches,
Inflatable Dartboards,
Ash-trays for motorcycles,
The Labour Party,
Waterproof tea-bags.

Come up with some new ones, create the sort of crap that only people who watch QVC would buy!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:05, Reply)

Evolution Revolution
With the world around us changing in ever increasing ways, what will be the next great step in Human Evolution?
Will it be as simple as an extra arm or eye? A chameleon-esque ability? Or possible even nuclear-propelled fists?

Show us what Yaweh has on his drawing board!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 8:52, Reply)

Bees are disappearing
where are they going...really?
(snorri Snorri, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 5:54, Reply)

Extending Pearoasts
Now the Front Page can take images up to 400 pixel-wide images, show us what was happening in the 120 pixels that were chopped off your (non-FPed) images.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 15 Sep 2008, 14:47, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

One word Challenge!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:08, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Thatcher Dementia Fight Revealed
No more worthy an object of derision.
No more hilarious a debilitating brain condition.

The ideal compo...!

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 11:23, Reply)

Photoshop lies your parents told you.
"If you keep messing with it, it'll fall off"
"If the wind changes, your face will stay like that"
"It only makes a noise when it's out of ice cream"

And many, many more.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 1:33, Reply)

Diet Coke
tone down everything, take the x factor out of it, to make it bland and uninteresting.
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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 15:04, Reply)

Dinosaurs!
Not if they still existed now
Just Show how awesome dinosaurs are
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 18:21, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

counteract the sadness and just draw stupid pictures for a week and then post them on the forums on www.b3ta.com/board.

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d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 20:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Alternative film endings...
you know...Andy Dufresne gets caught and dies in prison...Brewster loses the bet and stays on the streets...McFly gets trapped in 1955 and slowly goes insane...
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 18:20, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

If Star Wars had cats in
I've always thought there was a distinct lack of feline prescence in Mr Lucas's efforts- how would it be if cats had made the star wars films?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 20:05, Reply)

London Travel
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7489380.stm

There's a competition running at the moment to design a brand new routemaster bus for london, No more running and grabbing onto the back at the last moment, no more surly inspector telling you not to hang off the back, no more being spilled out on sharp corners and being crushed under the wheels of following rush hour traffic.

So, what ways would you see fit for us londoners to get around if you were in charge?
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:26, Reply)

Reality TV of the future
Big Brother, Pop Idol, et al are all rubbish and no-one watches them any more. Make a new reality TV show that everyone would watch. Something like 'Unexpected Surgery' or 'Celebrity Life Of Grime'.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:51, Reply)

Modern Crucifiction
How would the crucifiction of Christ have been handled in today's hi-tech world?

E.G

Mobile phones, Bluetooth, Advertising, Sattelite, Computers, Televising Etc.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

Fluffy Small Screen Action
Kittens in "24"? Puppies in "Heroes" (and I'm not on about the cheerleader either)? How would teh fluffeh improve your telly?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 9:27, Reply)

How are humans going to evolve in the future?
(If you believe that sort of thing)
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 20:45, Reply)

Ads from the past
We had the future one a couple of weeks back

What about if new products of today were advertised using the techniques of the 'golden age' of advertising
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 14:11, Reply)

Epic Sandwiches
Design the best looking sandwiches in the world either hand made or shopped its all good as long as they look good enough to eat
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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 3:06, Reply)

over the top.
pick a subject, any subject, and make it be the best/brightest/absolutely most extreme version of that very thing, the apex of its species/kind/sort. if it's an elephant, it must have ten thousand tusks and a trunk the size of my cock. should you depict a cute child eating peas, make me want to love that child until its bloody flesh falls apart in my hands. if you make an animation illustrating boredom, i want to cry at the utter bottomless pit of tediousness shown onscreen in a matter of microseconds.

do it now!
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postbear has metal knees, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 9:44, Reply)

No Text Alowed!
photoshop something without writing on it.
No TOAP zone for 1 week
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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:13, Reply)

The power of positive thinking
Remove all the hate, anger and pain from the world, and what would we see?
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 14:09, Reply)

Another one word Challenge

it'll make a nice change from the toap/movie poster/celebrity challenges you're so fucking fond of
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:36, Reply)

Fairy Tales
What happens to a gingerbread house when it rains? How did Red Riding Hood and Grandma look when they emerged from the wolf? Give us your take on the classic stories.
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:29, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Boris' Reign Of Terror!
How will Boris Johnson solve Londons problems? What plans does he have for the capital, and what will be left of the place when his time is through?
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Furness, Wed 7 May 2008, 9:25, Reply)

age progression.
we've all seen those 'child missing' handbills with pics of the bratlets as they appeared when they were taken/kidnapped/eaten and pics of them as they would appear in the present, often many years later.

what will some of our contemporaries who've not gone missing look like in ten or fifty years? age them and show us all.

for some tips, click here.
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postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 May 2008, 6:39, Reply)

If pets had jobs
and what they'd be good at. And not.
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:03, Reply)

War!
What is it good for?

Open up Photoshop and show us
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, Reply)

From others eyes.....
I don't know how this would work out but....How the world looks through the eyes of others.

Eg Hanibal lecter (we all look like food)
Daily mail (death and destruction, people being killed and mugged everywhere by immigrants etc)
George Bush ( Cartoon characters)
Prescott (the world and everything in it is a pork pie or big mac based)
(amsterdam_neild, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 15:46, Reply)

"Needs more Owl"
That's it. Anything you like. With added Owl.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:03, Reply)

Brand Your Own Cereal
Take a picture of a well known cereal, change its name and make it your own. Change the slogan of the cereal to be your own.

For example: Cornflakes = CowFlakes, the easy way to get eat the steak without no one knowing

Ps. I'm all new to this....
(Bev1982 I say Oh Well alot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:30, Reply)

What I would do if I had a time machine
Where would you go? How would you meddle? what would you change, for better or worse? Shop it & show us.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:04, Reply)

If B3ta ran the world
What would the world be like if B3ta ran it?

Shops full of CDCs?

Redexes for Brazilia... terrorists?

Woo Yay Houplah for the most aestheticly-pleasing celebrity car crashes?

Fire up shop and show us how.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, Reply)

Wrong tool for the job
Or, alternatively, inappropriate uses for things, such as using a pneumatic drill for spot removal, or using a lighter to find a gas leak in the dark.
(Plastic Goldfish, Tue 8 Apr 2008, 22:04, Reply)

Idea
Sorry if this is a pea roast, but I couldn't find it anywhere that had already been used.

Anyway my idea is:

"What if the myths were true"

'Find a penny pick it up and you'll have good luck', 'Step on a crack break your mothers back'.

Just imagine a world where all the stupid myths and sayings became true!!
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:09, Reply)

Savage the transgressors
We know how tough it is to be a newbie on b3ta - getting flamed for posting 1,473 kb still images, etc - but what's the best way to tell a newbie to go and read the FAQ?
Is it through the medium of flames, gentle prodding and a link or something much more amusing?
Show us your idea of how to put those newbies on the straight and narrow path to b3tan enlightenment.

Christ knows it took me long enough...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 18:55, Reply)

My mother always told me:
"Eat your porridge, it'll put hairs on your chest."

What if my(or your) mother's advice was true? Show us a world where she's not just a cranky old bat.
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 23:04, Reply)

If sport and the arts got along
At school you were either sporty or artistic, those who were sporty thought the arty ones were no doubt gay, while the arty ones thought that the sporty ones were cavemen and probably gay but unable to admit it.

The grown up world is very similar, but what if... just what if..... Sport and the Arts mixed?

Open up Photoshop and show us the Royal Ballet taking on the All Blacks, Jockey Wilson capturing treble top in watercolours or the Superbowl for quiltmakers.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 13:40, Reply)

GEEKS/NERDS
What if they were COOL.

As in, got invited to parties and such.
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Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 12:09, Reply)

TV mash-ups
What would happen if Jack Bauer appeared on Countdown? Or Zippy helped out with C.S.I.?
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 18:38, Reply)

Malapropisms
If a words worth using it's worth using wrong so get photo shop out and show us yours. Is the pope a catatonic? Do bears fit in the woods?
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 14:10, Reply)

The Y-Men...
Ever wondered what happened to the not-so-superheroes? The ones who got the shitty end of the stick when it came down to being handed out the superpowers?

Create someone from the superhero Z-list, or perhaps modify an existing superhero (ever thought what else Wolverine could have instead of adamantium claws?)
(Tyburn Finds the name Lauren Muff inexplicably funny, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 23:41, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Nondescript advertising
advertising the latest gadgets will all the interesting bits left out
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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:47, Reply)

What if... you could have your doodle on the Google homepage for a day?
Google's competition is only open to American kids (http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/what-if-you-could-have-your-doodle-on.html)

Let's all have a go
_
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Subway are recruiting for "Sandwich Artists (TM)"
Was browsing the Subway website to find out when the new store near work is due to open. Nosing around, I happened upon their Jobs page. Apparently, the spotty Eastern-European that makes my lunchtime sub is, in fact, a Sandwich Artist (TM). I kid you not.

This news set my B3ta sensibilities working, prompting the question, what aesthetic wonders might an artist create if they worked in the medium of sandwich, as opposed to say dead animals and formaldehyde?
(JohnWatson66, Wed 13 Feb 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Legal illegal..
Ever wished that something that was legal was banned ? Like adding mayonaise to chips ! On the flip side, something illegal that most definatly should be legal. Like running people over that cross 5 meters from the crossing.
(clogdiver, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 12:41, Reply)

Alternative Extreme Sports.
What if snowboarding was done with rockets.

Or football was done with tanks and an oversized football.

Suggestions welcome.
(Looneytwuns, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 10:45, Reply)

Stolen from QOTW
Quite simply, inventions you are too lazy to make.

I'm sure there will be a plethora of wanking machines and Brian Blessed voice altering megaphones.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 15:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Draw Mohammed
The zanier, the better
(__, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Pimp My Pride
Make Animals Better with XtotheZ style mods.

Sharks With Frickin Lazers
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 13:49, Reply)

tesco value
make this compo already...
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thelastryan working on a technicality, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 18:18, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Faces on inanimate objects
bringing everyday things to life.
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Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:30, Reply)

Marketing Brochures for Planet Earth
Create marketing ideas to entice aliens to visit planet earth
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Cybrids
Politicians are being urged to allow the creation of human-animal hybrids for research purposes - see newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7187168.stm, for example.

Given a laboratory and a pipette, or the use of a magic version of PhotoShop, what hybrids would you create?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:55, Reply)

Sex with sharks
Attempt sex with a shark. Get a friend to post the results.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 2:28, Reply)

New inventions for misunderstood phrases
"Hello bookshop man, I'm looking for a book which will help me eat my five a day. Can you help?"

"Why certainly Sir, we have this one just in."

"Haha, no you misunderstand me, bookshop man, I was looking for health-related books on eating five a day portions of fruit and vegetables!"

"Oh I do apologise Sir, the phrases sounded phonetically the same, and but for the creation of this book it wouldn't have ended with such hilarious results!"

"That's no problem. Incidentally where can I buy some toilet rolls?"
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the ghost of last tuesday, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 16:10, Reply)

sandwich spreads made from epic poems.
you can do it. i have faith in you.
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postbear has metal knees, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 7:53, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

The Ultimate Challenge
Take a CD cover or a movie poster, flip it horizontally then rotate it 30 degrees clock or anti clock, then add a heavy lens flare filter over the album or movie name and everyone else has to guess the film name!

Oh, it will be a blast!

/What's sarcasm? blog
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XLVII .uk, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 15:20, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Continuing the musical theme
What aboot unlikely collaborations?
F'rinstance this spoken word scientific album set to 80's rap?

'Neutron stars are ver-y hot'
'Can't touch this!'
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Dec 2007, 23:09, Reply)

Make graffiti better.
A lot of it is either something shit, or somewhere shit, or (more often than not) both. Surely B3tans can fire up Photoshop, nick some images of the real world from the interwebs, and imagine something a bit more amusing?
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 0:39, Reply)

celebrity spawn!
have you ever wondered what the result of a night of passion between Su Pollard and Brian Blessed would look like? or perhaps you've visualised the hellspawn lovechild of David Hasselhoff and Mo Mowlam? no? well, i have!
why don't you*, then make us a piccy of the little sprog?

*using different celeb mis-matches, of course.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 13:15, Reply)

Alternative snowman challenge
In the bath the other day, I made a snowman out of radox bubbles. It didn't have any eyes or mouth, but I'm sure something could have been imporovised had I been arsed.

Over the xmas holidays, as it probably will not snow and people will be at home so real-world challenges are more feasable, how about an alternative snowman competition whereby people must build a 'snow'man out of what ever is available - custard, mud, snot, whatever.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 13:23, Reply)

Rejected Bond (or inspector gadget) gadgets...
go go gadget spanner!

What can we come up with that didnt quite make it.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:40, Reply)

where do babies come from?
I am confused.
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:46, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Rejected ideas for toys
With Christmas on the way, what wont kiddies be finding under their tree this year
(Long time lurker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:46, Reply)

Gulliver's travels... to earth
How would a giant fit into our world? Using telegraph wires as dental floss... taking a shower in a waterfall...

Make it subtle: so we hardly even notice him/her (see board/7755687 for LazyBastard's example!)

Of if you prefer, _we're_ the giant Brobdingnagians, and Gulliver is tiny. Scuttling about, almost unnoticed.
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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 15:17, Reply)

Make it sexy!
Make things that shouldn't be sexy into something very sexy. It could be anything from squirrels (a certain person may have had a bit of practise with that) to MPs, from fridge freezers to.. er.. *looks around desk* crisp packets!
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spatuluk, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 12:57, Reply)

Misheard TV and Movie titles
I'd quite like to see a programme called The Gay Team, about escaped military convicts roaming America listening to Barbara Streisand and bitching about fashion. Or Flash Warden, a story of a superhero traffic warden with only 14 hours to save the Earth. Or Pimp My Bride! Much spanging potential.
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Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 12:23, Reply)

William Shatner?
He brings over acting to a true new level. Lets see Capt. Kirk in roles he should never consider...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 4:41, Reply)

When work becomes a game
How elements from gaming life could help in the workplace. As suggested in this news story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7030234.stm
pacman as a stapler anyone?
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christhebarker, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 14:20, Reply)

Behind the scenes...
Compo and Clegg snorting cocaine off of a hooker's arse, while Foggy bangs one out over her face?

JollyJack presiding over legions of deskbound illustrators creating Sequential Art?

Show us what goes on behind the scenes of... absolutely anything =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:34, Reply)

Now a major motion picture....
turn current or recent news events into a blockbuster movie, cast it and shop the Poster...
(londoner, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:31, Reply)

Disnification
What if real life was like Disney films. Add an American ending to real life events etc.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:04, Reply)

New compo
my suggestion is "Useless Superhero Powers"
(DeadManInc, Sun 30 Sep 2007, 20:27, Reply)

New Banknotes & Credit cards
Scotland has its own banknotes, why not design some banknotes for Liverpool or the East End of London?

Or for other, non-regional demographics such as the National Bank of Single Mums on South Greenwich Council estates, or the Pete Doherty Commemorative note that "promises to pay the bearer the sum of £10" in crack.
(clut, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 4:35, Reply)

What if everyone was a midget?
What would your favorite celebrities look like made up to look like midgets? How would the world be different? etc
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Furness, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:34, Reply)

101 uses for taxidermy
eg, otter-on-a-stick loo brush.
Hamster deely-boppers.
swordfish darts.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 13:00, Reply)

making boring jobs SEXY
put toothpaste caps on tubes?, press a button all day? who cares make it look like the most glamourous job in the world
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 20:26, Reply)

Make Pornography innocent
porn is taking over the world, fire up photoshop and make porn Nice
(of course remember THE NSFW RULES)
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 20:24, Reply)

When humans evolve...
we hear about conditions like "tennis elbow" and "playstation thumb" all of the time (sort of). Fast forward a million years: What will be our evolutionary response to modern life?
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 21:29, Reply)

How would it be
if your life was a graphic novel?
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nhojjohn, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:24, Reply)

Advertising for products in the future
Create ads for products that don't exist (yet)
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 15:23, Reply)

If hitler were alive today, what would blighty be like?
Just to keep things topical.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Aug 2007, 19:59, Reply)

Self-Portraits

Pretty simple, Create a self portrait of yourself (no mugshots please) in paint, illustrator, photoshop etc. Throw a few personal touches into the background too.
(beckybuttons, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 2:10, Reply)

Home made sex toys
Ignore photoshop for this week, find out how you could use ordinary objects to be pleasurable (but not posting if you use it!)

Made a girlfriend out of office stationary or a dildo out of mashed potato.
(fluffytail, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 19:06, Reply)

What if you got all your news via b3ta...
BCC.co.uk is down, CNN.com has been 'sploded by terrorists. Your only source of news is via the CDC-tinted glasses of B3tards...

...bugger.
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:56, Reply)

Magazines
Have you renewed your subscription to Fecal Matter Weekly? Have you seen the new issue of The Clitoris Gazette? What do you think of Face Rape Monthly?

Fire up your photoshop and come up with shitty magazines.
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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 17:08, Reply)

Scientists!
What if there was one in every household? What would they get up to? What trouble would they cause, how would they improve daily life?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:48, Reply)

Challenge Idea ?
How about "E.T. You're So Big" ?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 0:07, Reply)

Woo pictures.
Just post all your woos and then people will reply with woos.

Woo!
(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:56, Reply)

Subtitles for life
Wouldn't it be great if life came with subtitles that explained things that etiquette, discretion or political correctness forbids us from vocalising? No it wouldn't. There would be wars. Which exactly is why b3ta should pick up the challenge.

(clut, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:27, Reply)

If Paris Hilton ruled the world (oh noes...)
The war in Iraq sure is bad, but come on, PH is A LOT more important! At least that's what the TV guys sell us. So, show us what would be if that sorry little rich **** REALLY owned everything - the Media, the UN, religion, etc...
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 10:40, Reply)

Length?
Photograph your own genitalia then gaussian blur it so that it's SFW. Then we can squint at the results and finally put pictures to all those names!
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 0:20, Reply)

Where do you see yourself in ten years
photoshop where you personally see yourself ten years from now.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:45, Reply)

Up to date fairy tales
Cinderella's glass slipper would fall foul of health and safety, and her coach would've turned back into an organic pumpkin.

What would happen IF Fairy tales were set in the modern day?
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 0:39, Reply)

BIG PICTURE!
Do not use photoshop! Go outside and make a the biggest piece of art you can.

Draw a picture in the sand, mow your lawn in a crazy way, Stack your neighbours wheely bins to form an unusual sculpture.

Take a picture of it...

No competition entries will be accepted that are less than 10 feet in size.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 0:32, Reply)

Slartib3ta

What if Slartibartfast -- a designer of planets who won an award for Norway -- was a b3tan?
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:06, Reply)

stupid disclaimers
with sue-mania arriving in the UK from the states, everything has stupid warning labels on it. Things like on a chainsaw: "don't attempt to stop blade using hand" or on a pack of firework rockets: "For outdoor use only"

What other stupid signs do we need, to prevent natural selection from taking it's course?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 19:34, Reply)

Dora the Exploder
Following the news coverage of Farfur Mouse (the HAMAS version of Mickey Mouse), which other cartoon characters could be used to promote jihad?
(clut, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 9:00, Reply)

Monopoly chance/community chest cards
for modern life
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 22:31, Reply)

Corporate Diversification
While doing this post I thought it would make a decent compo:

Carlsberg claim that if they made nightclubs they would probably be the best in the world, even though their lager is piss. If corporations expanded beyond their usual product range, what do you think they would make, and what would their advertising campaigns look like?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 May 2007, 22:25, Reply)

what if peter parker wasn't bitten by a radioactive spider?
what if he was bitten by a radioactive cow?
or a radioactive goose?
or badger?
or vole?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 30 May 2007, 0:58, Reply)

Nazi UK
What if the germans did win the war? What would life be like in the uk right now? would we all be driving about in bmw's and wearing laderhosen? Let your imagination run wild b3ta.
(Krissgti is chasing the greasy homeless of glasgow, Tue 29 May 2007, 19:19, Reply)

Updated badges for the new generation of Scouts etc.

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Tue 29 May 2007, 17:06, Reply)

Updating the legal tender..
How would you update the image of a fiver, tenner or even penny to better suit todays standards?
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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sun 27 May 2007, 23:02, Reply)

Compo: Evildoers Myspace
Bindun? Evildoers myspace, anyone from Harold Shipman to Darth Vader, if these people had a myspace/face book etc. What would it look like, who would their friends be, what music would they have?
(Manontheedge Are you MANontheEDGE-ing Ok?, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:30, Reply)

If Quentin Tarantino did bible films...
Show us what would happen if the man behind Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill decided to reinvigourate everyone's favorite God(s)-related fairy tales. Extra points for animated goodness!
(PsychoticSock, Sat 5 May 2007, 11:49, Reply)

Photo love stories for the 21st Century
When I were a lad, girls magazines didn't have features like "position of the fortnight" or "How I beat AIDS and learned to love my cancer stricken pregnant father-in-law rapist while having a makeover".

Oh no, Jackie, Bunty et al featured photographs of the kind of dreamy romantic interludes between teens, that would have been a huge disappointment to Gary Glitter.

"Jenny met Luke at the school disco. mmmm he was so lovely, but why did he never look at me in class?"

Because he didn't like spitting out your eczema scabs after snogging you perhaps?

These magazines seem to have died out, so it's time we brought them into the 21st century.

This weeks compo should be updated photo love stories.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 1 May 2007, 23:37, Reply)

Animal mangles
shop natural enemies into one new, frustrated animal
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:23, Reply)

What's next for DeAgostini?
It must be hard for their execs to think up really crap subjects to make a magazine about, so let's give them a hand with some ideas...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:11, Reply)

Emo nursery rhymes
Nursery rhymes brought up to date for the emo parent
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:03, Reply)

Illustrate MISHEARD LYRICS...
title says it all...
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 1:00, Reply)

Product recalls
Pick a product and photoshop what has gone horribly wrong to lead to a recall.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 16:01, Reply)

greetings cards of hate
tell people what you really think of them, through the medium of the greetings card.
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:36, Reply)

Robots vs kittens
make them fight for my entertainment
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:18, Reply)

Self-Help Books for Kids
Inspired by some actual books I saw in the library today
Bully For You!

Thanks.
(TimChuma, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 14:41, Reply)

whatever get chosen
just whinge about it all week like a little girl
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:41, Reply)

Easter bunny boiler?
How does the Easter Bunny entertain himself the other 364 days of the year?
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kasterz loitering within tent since, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:07, Reply)

After Harry Potter
started getting "Adult" covers, what would happen if adult books got "kids" covers.

The happy little telescreens of 1984? The Bell jar (She's baking, her heads not in the oven!)
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 28 Mar 2007, 16:29, Reply)

Terrible casting decisions
Take a classic movie, and put some other Hollywood actor in it - someone wrong, but nearly right...

Inspired by the rumour that Keanu Reeves was nearly cast as Aragorn in [i]Lord of the Rings[/i].
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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:56, Reply)

Insect Rule
What would the World look like if bugs had dominion?
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 21:56, Reply)

What if everyone had the maturity of a one year old?
what would the world be like if Everybody's favorite pastime was peek-a-boo? would george bush be more mature? would movie special effects be made with duplo?
the possibilties are endless.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 28 Feb 2007, 17:11, Reply)

If ZOO/NUTS were honest
how shit would they really look?

fuckin' thievin' wank-stains!
(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 27 Feb 2007, 18:57, Reply)

RIP THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ZOO/NUTS
they more than deserve it.
(deathbyfeedback, Sat 24 Feb 2007, 20:25, Reply)

The truth behind your favourite childhood ghost stories.
We've all heard about the mass murderer bouncing your friend's head on the roof of your car, but what's he really up to?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:40, Reply)

Shitty Image Challenges!
All the really bad ideas for a compo that will (hopefully) never come to light.
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 19:40, Reply)

If famous artists had photoshop
... some of the great so-called "masterpieces" in art history might actually be interesting.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 12:30, Reply)

Prisons are filling up - time for public executions!
Our prisons are filling up faster than ever, space has run out and even local constabularies are taking prisoners in to their cells.

So it's time to start a prisoner cull; hell, it could even be a community event, or a major crowd puller...but only if the method of execution is gonna be special!!!

We're talking David Copperfield style "prisoner meets his death on a giant circular saw table", or "cellmate in a blender - see celebrity Patsy Kensit push the button".

Time to get your marketing hats on and sell that execution! (you must be over 18 years of age to watch)
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 14 Feb 2007, 22:26, Reply)

Sex Change!
What if Jordan was a bloke? (OK, not too sure about that one.) What if The Governator was a laydee? What if Amanda Vanstone... OK, now I've confused myself.

What would prominent celebs be like if they swapped sex?
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 4 Feb 2007, 10:32, Reply)

chuck in the chintz
Comet, Currys and all high street electrical stores are the dullest places on earth. White goods and household electricals don't need to be soulless streamlined bits of tin and plastic, it's time to put the kitch back into kitchen, the fun into form follows function. The world is ready for Taj Mahal freezers, hedgehog irons and tellytubby 'er tellys. Give us your quirky design ideas to liven up the living room and show white, white goods the door. The boffins can work out where to stick the fuse.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:19, Reply)

What's REALLY in Area 51?
What are they trying to hide? I bet someone on b3ta knows.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 9:38, Reply)

Effective Anti-Smoking Messages
Scientists have proved for ever and ever that anti-smoking messages are not working. Design a really effective anti-smoking campaign that doesn't rely on tired old here-is-your-lung-on-tobacco imagery.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 2:13, Reply)

worst xmas prezzie
worst possible present you can give to a loved one.
(sweatytramp, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:14, Reply)

Instruction Manual Shenanigans
With the Japanese instruction manual for the Wii containing a large selection of "Don't do these" images of varying degrees of unintentional hilarity, wouldn't it be a spiffy idea if we threw together some images of the sort of thing you wouldn't expect to see in an instruction manual? I think it would.

Yes.
(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 0:36, Reply)

No kittens? Oh noes!!1
What would the world and the internet be like if there were no kittens?
(cnidaria0 Cnidaria, Sun 10 Dec 2006, 23:10, Reply)

Filthy fucking christmas cards
The recent uk christmas postage stamp with santa shitting down the chimney gave me the idea.I'd love to be able to send foul xmas cards to my mates instead of the usual santa,robins wise men etc.
(freddred, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 14:10, Reply)

The internets is a wonderful thing apparently
but how does it work?
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, Reply)

There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
Lord Lucan, Osama Bin Laden, Shergar.

They're hiding somewhere. Maybe they walk among us. Show us what has happened top people or things that have just disappeared.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 23:42, Reply)

New Museums
I have a disease that makes me want to run a museum. But so far I've been unable to Curate!

There's museums for everything these days. In Houston, Texas the National Museum of funeral history is the city's 7th most popular tourist attraction. www.nmfh.org/

There must be things for which there are as yet no museums.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 23:14, Reply)

Objects for a Museum of the Web
The National Museum of Photography, Film & Television is becoming the National Media Museum on Friday 1 December - with plans to look after radio and the web. What do b3tans think belongs in a museum of the web? There. I asked. And may God have mercy on my soul.
(dunlintemminck after 40 years it's come to this?, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 19:39, Reply)

Stealing gameshow rounds
Pick a gameshow, steal one of the rounds and photoshop it - give other b3tans something to think about with your post, a puzzle or challenge.

The missing headlines from Have I Got News For You, the general ignorance round from QI, the identity parade from Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mornington Crescent from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, the Countdown conundrum etc. etc.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 10:49, Reply)

What do 8 bit game Characters do on their day off?
Surely Mario didn't spend all his time collecting coins, stomping koopas and rescuing princesses, he must have the occassional day out on the piss, or maybe Sonic accidently went for a kip in a bonfire.

Something along those lines anyway.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 21:14, Reply)

Take the piss out of each other for a change
board member on board member shoppery.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 5:38, Reply)

Celebrity Mongs
Mongalize a celebrity.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 17:02, Reply)

Squirrels with tits
Almost every day JollyJack slaves away at a hot drawing pad to bring the furry-starved b3tans something to yiff over.

Isn't it time to return the favour? Get drawing, photoshopping or even photographing anthropomorphised animals in saucy scenarios so that JJ has some pictures to bash his bishop over.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 15:52, Reply)

Add a caption to an old photo
simple yet (possibly) hilarious
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:54, Reply)

Pimp my ride?

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 1:53, Reply)

Great Master? Pah!
The renaissance, eh? Overrated.
I'm sure we can make all those old boring paintings betterer!

So grab one of Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello or even master Splinter's paintings and B3ta it to death!
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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 16:37, Reply)

God
Back in school you always had to do your depiction of God, usually a bearded ghost-type thing in a robe that had a cheery smile. But how would you depict him now?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 21:09, Reply)

'The last thing they ever saw'
Amusing moment-of-death images and animations
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 10:11, Reply)

The End is Nigh - John 3:16
2 weeks till the earth is demolished.....

What would everyone be doing?
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:22, Reply)

Films Tony Blair Could Be In
So Christian Slater thinks Tony Blair has the face of an actor. What films could he be in? My guess would be Timecop (tough on time, tough on the causes of time) but I'm pants on Photoshop.
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Jalu, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 13:53, Reply)

*Vandalise the world
What would happen to the world if everyone was a vandal for a week? What would you paint on Nelson's Column? How would you wreck the Pyramids? How would the Mona Lisa look with glasses and a hitler moustache drawn on in marker pen?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 11:20, Reply)

Animal Capitalists
... if snakes ran shops, if mice ran mines, bats ran bars and if kittens sold mittens ... i think that is all
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sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 0:58, Reply)

*Chocolate fireguard challenge
Design completely useless items.
(Think grot off of Reggie Perrin.)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 14:31, Reply)

November 18th is National Blowjob Day (no, really)
What is the next invented day to line greetings card manufacturers pockets?
(Edit - And then I saw b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post62621/)
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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 14:38, Reply)

Taken Literally
If phrases were taken literally...
"born with a silver spoon in my mouth"
"went out with an old flame"

as it happens... it may not have that much steam.. OH WAIT... THERE's ANOTHER ONE FNAR!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 6 Oct 2006, 12:40, Reply)

How about?
Insanely Descriptive Greetings Cards?

Such as:

Congratulations on passing your driving test, pity you were hit by a sheep on the same day!

or

Sorry to hear that you have had to go into hospital, but at least the house is now ready!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 21:40, Reply)

Advertising for things that don't get advertised
E.g. healthy eating, exercise, sex, masturbation etc.
(Woody999, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 17:46, Reply)

Animals at work!
Everyone has heard of guide dogs, dolphins that detect underwater mines, and monkey butlers. What I ask you could other animals be potentially used for in the world of employment?
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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:52, Reply)

create a comic
in the style of sequential art (frame by frame etc) but have the punchline at the end of whatever is happening as one character calling the other a gayer.....
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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 14:54, Reply)

New BBC1 idents...
To kick off it's Autumn season of telly, dear old Auntie BBC is set to unveil a replacement for those annoying dancers at the start of each programme... Do you yearn for the good old days of a globe or clock or would you go for something more modern and completely off the wall??

Heres the official BBC press release:
www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2006/09_september/26/idents.shtml

And more pictures:
www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds37469.html
(Cy_Bones, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 17:25, Reply)

Challenge Idea: Celebriplexing
Celebrity Multiplexing. A bit like in that film "The Fly", but without the pods and a bit less mucus.

Here's some examples:

(philipm, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 11:45, Reply)

How about an old school challenge
find us a good high res image and let us shop it how we want ?
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Darryn.R, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 14:17, Reply)

Fantasy world covering.
What if Santa really needed one xmas off and the boogeyman had to fill in? What if the tooth-fairy was caught short one night and the wicked witch of the west had to cover for her? What if the easter bunny was temporarily replaced by the big bad wolf?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 16:09, Reply)

The invisible man / woman
So we're supposed to believe the invisible man uses his powers for good? yeah, right. What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 16:04, Reply)

DIY DIETY
The Vikings had Thor and the Aegír, the ancient Greeks and Romans had pantheons and pantheons of epic gods. Every great civilisation had unique and epic gods.. What do we have now? An imaginary friend..

Give us something substantial, epic, and godly to believe in!

Which of your gods will people be worshipping in 1000 years time?
(doos hows my random?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:35, Reply)

If celebraties died ironic deaths.
Tribute to the late steve irwin
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:30, Reply)

Toys being naughty/if they were realy alive
Or re-enacting film scenes.

Using unshopped photos.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 12:40, Reply)

if dinosaurs still ruled the world
what would they be getting up to
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mutated monty, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 13:30, Reply)

Literal movie titles
When I first heard of a movie called "Snakes on a Plane" I wondered to myself "Hmmm, what devilishly cunning play on words is that? What metaphorical conundrum have they come up with?". Then I found out the film was just about a load of snakes on a plane.
What if all films were like that? How much cooler would "Star Wars" be if it were a load of stars smashing into each other? Or if "Trainspotting" was two hours of people standing on platforms eating Kit Kats?
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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 10:59, Reply)

It seems as though they make EVERYTHING into a musical these days
Show us some musicals that should never be made; like the JonBenet story, or summat.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 18:28, Reply)

Conveyor belt competition
suggested by Massive Salad www.b3ta.com/board/6276498

Make everything a conveyor belt: production lines (how is it made), pavements, roads, holidays, generation game, gameshows, supermarket till jokes, god knows what else.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 31 Aug 2006, 12:34, Reply)

If life were more like a computer game. . .
Like the mini-episode of futurama, for those who have seen it, only more b3ta-ish.
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FreudianSlap, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 17:52, Reply)

What if..
Say if celebritys started to make and sell their own products and endorsed them, what would they sell and what would their advert campaigns be?
(TehPr0n This Crack, It's a bit morish, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 20:59, Reply)

Britain in 1000 years
i wonder what britain will look like in 1000 years, maybe over-run by imagrants, terrorist security over the top? photoshop + b3ta could help.
(TehPr0n This Crack, It's a bit morish, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 20:56, Reply)

b3ta versus FARK contest like the Something Awful versus Fark one of a few years back
I think the general quality is better in b3ta contests, but the shear fucking volume that is produced over there in some contests might be daunting enough of a challenge. I say raise the flag, challenge Drew's minions.

Link to SA v. FARK contest:
www.somethingawful.com/archives/news-archive-21-1-2002.htm
(mybluemake, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 21:27, Reply)

naff super heroes
super heroes that just don't have a decent power.
such as the man/woman who has the power to butter toast
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Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 14:09, Reply)

In celebration of International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19th
We should look at how the world would be if we were all pirates... Would shaking that booty require strong arms? Would shoe shops sell one shoe and spare peg legs? Would Multimap mark your destination with a "X"?

How would it rock your world if we were all pirates?
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 11:02, Reply)

If the world was about to end
If anyone has ever heard the question 'what would you do if the world was about to end?'
People usually say they would do something totally stupid, I can't think of any examples so I'll leave it to you.
(Xiake, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:14, Reply)

venn diagrams
celebrity venns (like you get in the guardian on a saturday)
or just plain old venns:
www.b3ta.com/board/6217676
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 12:32, Reply)

Wurld faktbuk
The CIA publishes the World Factbook to keep the US President informed.

But for the present incumbent it is full of too many words and not enough pictures.

Help the CIA, and the president, with 'single glance' infopictures to describe the worlds nations and peoples!
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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 8 Aug 2006, 13:52, Reply)

Steam Power
What if electricity never came to fruition and everything was steam powered? Would overheating computers become a health hazard? Would pollution from cars be out of control? Would iPods require special coal that only Apple can provide?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 12:10, Reply)

Useless Ads
Underwater hairdriers, paper battleships, and angle grinder manicure kits, are all useless and/or dangerous ideas...

I'd like to see how you'd advertise your own, useless or dangerous products.
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Wed 2 Aug 2006, 16:31, Reply)

image challenge: Three men walk into a bar...
Are the possibilties endless?
(kiedis1984, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 19:09, Reply)

What if cannibalism was OK?
Killing people is wrong, but so is wasting food. It should be okay to eat someone if they're already dead.

BSE ... ambulance chasing butchers ... high staff-turnover at McD's ... show us what we would see in a world where the humanitarians had ousted the vegetarians.
(pitarou, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 0:07, Reply)

A whole compo based on the adventures of Hulk in a Fugking weelchair.

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d d, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 22:48, Reply)

Choosing your religion
Advertise the religion of your choice. Nothing says "Repent, sinners!" like a poster campaign, advert or joyful propaganda-laced TV show. Show the users why they should buy in to Christianity, Islam, Judaism or some cult you just made up.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 19:22, Reply)

What can't Amazon sell
They are now adding groceries to what they are going to supply (books, videos, games, toys etc) - but is there anything they couldn't sell?
(nutttywings is living on the edge until, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 15:51, Reply)

Things on fucking fire
...erm...things.
On fucking fire.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 14:56, Reply)

I would like to put some new album covers on my CD collection
Why not make some new album covers for old albums?
This was the first idea I came up with - and it wouldn't print out and go in a cd case... but anyways...

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Jul 2006, 21:46, Reply)

If Blockbuster Films Had Limited Budgets....
....Lawrence of Arabia would be "Larry of Aberystwyth" and wouldn't have been anywhere near as good. What could the great epic movies of our lifetime have turned out like?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Jul 2006, 16:53, Reply)

Penguins and Nuns
They're black and white and red all over, but what other adventures do they have?
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spacefish bong!, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 10:24, Reply)

The Running Man - Children's TV Special Edition
Imagine all characters from Children's TV are magically brought to life -- then dumped in a TV game show where it's last "man" standing.

Who would win? Would brains beat brawn?

Perhaps the Clangers would raise an army against the Flumps. Maybe Rod, Jane and Freddy would ambush Geoffrey and club him to a bloody death. Or what about Wizbit taking an RPG in the face from Wooly, the 7 foot rabbit?
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Jago Laurens, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 8:43, Reply)

Brian Blessed Vs Barry Scott
Who's the loudest and what damage can they do?
(YellowZed, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 19:40, Reply)

It's all about the bling-bling and the biatches these days
Bring the things that shaped your childhood up to date with too much gold and an abundance of rapping, from postman phat and bizzigles to polly pop-a-cap-in-yo-ass.
(electrichamster, Sat 1 Jul 2006, 17:24, Reply)

If Poo Was New
Become God and reinvent what poop looks like because at the moment it looks like shit.
(henryfoole, Fri 30 Jun 2006, 20:16, Reply)

b3ta Theme Park
If b3ta was a theme park, what would the rides look like?

The beano has one, so why not the b3ta newsletter?

CDCs, kittens, the quo, goatse. All could be made into a variety of bizarre rides/stalls etc.

An instant classic

I can already see 'the black hole'. *shudder*
(Quantum Sheep was going to type something clever here...but...oh, Wed 28 Jun 2006, 19:50, Reply)

Idea
How about redesigning classic/modern album covers with the title's literal meaning or just anything you think would have been better.
(evilbadger, Sat 24 Jun 2006, 11:02, Reply)

what if
hitler had won the war? would we all be wearing stupid moustaches? eating sauerkraut? driving VWs? you decide
(Lovefist233 Bothering Sheep since..., Sat 24 Jun 2006, 1:18, Reply)

If Stephen King
made kids TV shows...
(don't stroke the goat! Date of Birth:, Tue 20 Jun 2006, 0:53, Reply)

A Reapin' Good Time
Like the police or the dentist, hardly anyone looks forward to seeing the Grim Reaper. So what does old boney do for fun?
(Astatine, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 11:17, Reply)

Einstein-A-Go-Go
What if scientists decided to be rock stars, and rock stars decided to be scientists?
(Astatine, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 10:19, Reply)

Genesis - Day 8
On day 1, God invented light. After a week of hard work, on day 7 HE invented the break. But what did HE do on the next day? Tell us!
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 8:09, Reply)

Signs of cultural collapse
If our culture was collapsing, what signs and events would we expect to see ?
(I_am_B, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:18, Reply)

What if the conspiracy theorists were right?
Just suppose that parliament was controlled by big business, man never landed on the moon, 911 was organised by the government, aliens live amongst us, what would the world be like?
(Alf N. Safety - refusing you planning permission on, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 11:06, Reply)

What if crusties (homeless poeple) were granted super powers,
what would they do? how would they live? how would we fight and stop them from taking all teh drugs and alcohol?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 0:58, Reply)

Re-design the british currency
Our pound notes are shit. Design better ones.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:10, Reply)

What if terrorists had a 'good' side
?
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LS18, Wed 31 May 2006, 22:12, Reply)

what if the B3ta party were voted in to run Britain?
what new laws would be created?
what would the House of Commons look like?
how would it affect Britain's relations with other states?
What would happen to the Queen/BBC/Post Office?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 31 May 2006, 16:03, Reply)

Find a funny picture in google
and write something funny on it
IN COMIC SANS
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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:26, Reply)

What would you change about the world if you were God?

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ArthurTheRat, Tue 30 May 2006, 23:44, Reply)

Rather than part of the EU...
Britain was the 51st State of America.

What would happen?
(Arse Biscuits The question is not who, but why?, Mon 29 May 2006, 17:58, Reply)

Never work with animals or children.
Thats the saying....show us why.
(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Sat 27 May 2006, 21:58, Reply)

new musical instruments
improve old instruments, creat completely new ones, i want photos of real things as well as drawings and edits.

put down that tissue box and elastic bands! *twang*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 27 May 2006, 15:31, Reply)

Magenta Cocks
Movies made better with magenta cocks.
(ELBOW2HEAD, Sat 27 May 2006, 10:48, Reply)

This summer we have the chance to set aside our differences with the German nation
through the power of soccerball.

Nearly everyone who was in the war is dead so noone really cares. So in the spirit of contrition, lets give the Hun a big sloppy bratwurst flavoured kiss and tell eveyone what is great about Germany.

That's right the Krauts are getting a makeover to make them more appealing to soccer holigans who hopefully won't stab them any more, and it's up to us to educate them why

WE shall 'shop them on the beaches, we shall 'shop them in the bier keller, but we will never never surrender....

Post your images of a new Germany, that will appeal to working class people with 200 quid to spend on a fortnights holiday.

Make Germany attractive

Deutschland Deutschland uber Malice
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 24 May 2006, 21:44, Reply)

Animal pron film titles
they lack imagination like - 'f*cked by an alsatian 6', why haven't animal pron producers investigated the rich vein of pron names like - 'shaving ryans privates' or 'white men can't hump'?

Surely 'Grinding Nemo' or 'K-69' would work wonders for their marketing efforts? I want to see the posters.
(notsurehowfunnythisis, Tue 23 May 2006, 13:04, Reply)

Children's games that didn't catch on.
These are the games that are either too dangerous or too boring to have become popular.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 22 May 2006, 0:49, Reply)

Eurovision _____ Contest
Suggest alternative eurovision contests
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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 17 May 2006, 16:20, Reply)

Things
You wouldn't wish to find in your new loves house!
Such as a jar of severed testicles, or a extreme S & M torture chamber.
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Mon 15 May 2006, 20:59, Reply)

2 blokes
stood in front of an ambulance
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 8 May 2006, 22:45, Reply)

If life was a game...
What would the real world be like if it was a computer game?

Imagine the trouble that Chris Reeves wouldn't have had to go through if he'd had some 'Paralyze heal' from Pokemon Blue.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 8 May 2006, 19:14, Reply)

can someone suggest a better use for the royal family?
The Royal family. utterly pointless I'm sure you all agree. They use more money than they generate through tourism etc etc. We pay for them, so surely we have the right to decide what we do with them.
(drshipman iz in yr shower killing yr nan, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 22:56, Reply)

What if
the muppets made a porn movie?
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 9:11, Reply)

Shop celebrities as animals!
what animal would Jeremy Beadle be? Or the queen?
Or that crazy Vernon Kaye!

show our fave celebs as there animal alter-egos!
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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 20:47, Reply)

What would life be like
If Bush/Blair/The Queen

(you decide)

Was an EMO?
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Drunken Vet, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 17:03, Reply)

How about:
What if chavs controlled television? Dear God...
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Doctor Fruitbat wishes fruitbats could really be doctors, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 23:55, Reply)

The world according to your Nan
"What's that lovey?, what would happen if I ruled the world?"

People would post images about things smelling of piss mostly. And the stock market would be dominated by the performance of mint imperials.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 21:22, Reply)

What if Everyone Had Superpowers?
What would the world be like if all people had super powers at their disposal?
(AmericanBastard, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:42, Reply)

You youngsters have got it easy!
When I was a wee lad...
(Heggy, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 23:30, Reply)

inappropriate musical theatre adaptations.
eg deliverance - the musical!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 21:30, Reply)

What if the Hippies had won in the 60s?
What if the Hippies had made good on spreading world peace and love? Would the world be a better place?
(thatdudewithbreasts, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 15:40, Reply)

Easter gags...
Inappropriate Happy Easter cards, hollow chocolate penises, Easter baskets filled with S&M toys and cannisten. Make a gag for Easter and watch it become viral.
(juvey note to self, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 12:04, Reply)

Brian Blessed
We all love him, so why not give him a challenge all to himself?
(schrumpfen, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 1:41, Reply)

If...
Chav hunting was legal and encouraged
(Lovefist233 Bothering Sheep since..., Mon 3 Apr 2006, 19:40, Reply)

When RPGers attack!
What if RPGers were no longer the geeks and the nerds of the world but in fact the leader and rulers, and cave-trolls run internet dating agencies, dragons are bank managers, and Role-Players play at being civil servants of a cold winter evening. "Rolls Dx20 for pencils of sharpness!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 14:07, Reply)

The next manufactured holiday
so weve had valentines day and fathers day, so whats going to be next, Diana Day? or Patren saint of hello magazine day
(MichaelGalethe1st, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 16:08, Reply)

To celebrate the second series of Doctor Who...
...what would be the Time Lord's deadliest enemy? If Blue Peter can run that competition, so can b3ta...

Or, if you prefer, if you were the Doctor, where would you go in Space and Time? Would you stop JFK from being shot, Tony Blair from not being shot, or just avert all life altogether?
(Amadan, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 10:31, Reply)

one does not simply walk into mordor!!!
how would you get into mordor?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 25 Mar 2006, 12:49, Reply)

All news is good news.
Make all news this week into good news.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 10:26, Reply)

It's biometric time!
Show us what electronic/mechannical additions you would have surgically added to yourself?

From a chainsaw for an arm to a microscope for an eye!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 18:07, Reply)

And another!!!
Got this idea from watching my bill hicks dvd.

Why do christians wear crosses around their necks? thats the last fucking thing jesus wants to see when he comes back!! It's like going upto Jackie onassis with a sniper rifle pendant on!!!... 'just remembering john (BANG!!!)'

What would be the worst bit of symbology to remember a famous deceased person??

A mercedes pendant for Diana's kids?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 9:26, Reply)

Camels.
Just what the hell do they really keep in those humps?
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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 2:04, Reply)

Childrens TV characters are in fact works of the devil
and have unleashed their criminal ways on society.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 6:18, Reply)

Misheard Lyrics
Dunno if this one has bindun, but it would make a good compo. Misheard lyrics are puntastic!
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 13:47, Reply)

i'd like to see another 'real life photoshop' challenge,
that last one was over three years ago and produced some fantastic stuff.
perhaps to make it different, it could be themed in more detail.
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Sunshine Elephant, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 12:20, Reply)

Dreams
Photoshop a dream you've had, and not just fantastic sex with celebrities...use the bizarre dreams! I had one where I swam down the thames towing a cathedral tower...go for it!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Mar 2006, 22:11, Reply)

What if reality was powered by Microsoft Windows®
?
(Bounce, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 20:06, Reply)

Porno World
Id really like to see what life would be like if it really was as its depicted in porn films.

Maybe what the world would be like if it turned into a porn film over night would society grind to a halt? or would we all be a much more peaceful if not a lot less productive society. What would the positive or negative effects be??
(Brother_Will, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 1:52, Reply)

'Important/Famous Moments in History'
But done all funny and smartarsey, like, y'know?

Prolly pretty obvious - 'n been done before though...?
(Ecky Thump Mozzarella you eh?!, Fri 17 Feb 2006, 14:43, Reply)

Naughty Ray
Ray Mears is a legend. But we all know that he is also a murderous psychopath (basically an English Jack Bauer), so crack open photoshop and show the world what a naughty boy Ray has been.
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Sun 5 Feb 2006, 13:21, Reply)

Great ideas to win a Darwin Award
You know the Darwin Awards. People that "remove themselves from the gene-pool" in an incredibly stupid way...

Show us the dumbest way to die.
(Captain Panic, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 13:42, Reply)

I`m sick of people
claiming that there is a god without offering proof. So how about a challenge where you present your argument for or against the existence of the great one, and prove it through the medium of shop?
(inscrutable no use in these temperatures, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 23:27, Reply)

Your
Swimming pool stories! Wee, nakedness, embarassment!
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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:10, Reply)

If Chavs Ran the World.
How different would the world be if it was run by chavs?

Jordan as prime minister?
Dole offices in pubs to save time?
Concentration camps for "gofficks"?
The British flag made of Burberry?

Show us your nightmare vision!
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Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 10:28, Reply)

Ruth Kelly vs Matthew Kelly
S/he who letteth the paedo teach vs he who was accused of being a paedo.
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bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 20:58, Reply)

What if the Vatican was exclusively inhabited by camels?
And pontiffs could store water in their large hats.
(pottedstu, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 22:42, Reply)

The day that B3ta saved the world
That is all
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 11:46, Reply)

QVC
and other TV shopping channels - aren't they all a load of shite. Shop their products
(Mind you, some just don't need it)
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 21:23, Reply)

Manifesto suggestions for the Monster Raving Looney Party
What with the way the mainstream parties are behaving these days, it is becoming harder and harder for the Loonies to distinguish their policies from the rest - hedgehog underpasses just aren't going to cut it anymore.

Shop them some new policies.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 1:49, Reply)

food
meat vs Veg.

what would win, a chicken leg or a lump of cheese?
(monkeytennis?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 18:27, Reply)

great idea
pirates vs ninjas

oh teh cliche
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Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Wed 4 Jan 2006, 23:27, Reply)

The inovations catalogue got cancelled
I want to see some b3tan innovation adverts.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 27 Dec 2005, 4:40, Reply)

if the world was a better place....
...there'd be no slough. instead of the usual adding of things to photos, remove things you don't like in order to make the world a better place.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 10:16, Reply)

Stupid puns
Just a range of stupid puns, that sort of cringe-worthy humour that is either hilarious or just plain dumb. They can be on any subject.

I think it'd be fun, anyway.
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 20:19, Reply)

You know how Eastenders is rubbish?
How can we pep it up a bit?
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 13 Dec 2005, 15:29, Reply)

vaginas.
Lots of them.
(nappy rash, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 13:20, Reply)

MUSIC AND FOOD
go on please fraser i've been banging on about it for a year now put me out of my misery pleeease

cheers mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:27, Reply)

Crap Websites
that never made it big.

-OR-

Forgotten Holidays?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:17, Reply)

Fisher price
Try changing all office equipment into their Fisherprice counterparts and observe how much work is acheived in coomparison to normal.

I don't get the question.
(rhyddman, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 15:08, Reply)

image challenge
Famous Ono-seconds from history

"what bloody tree?" - Mark Bolan

"do you think I should put my seat belt on?" - Diana Windsor

"Do you want to be in my gang..." Gary Glitter
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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 9:14, Reply)

If chicks had dicks...
and the consequences for the world.
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drunkenoaf, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 1:06, Reply)

celebrity dyslexia
Change one letter in each name of a celebrity to make something completely different. EG Luke Perry could become Puke Ferry.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 26 Nov 2005, 18:33, Reply)

What crap "new"/"reality" show will channel 4 or ITV throw at us next?
Big brother with monkeys? (effectively the same but without having to listen to moronic inane conversation when watching arguing and shaggin)

I *heart* the 90's? I *heart* a few months ago? Something with lesbians or nazis? Im not a celebrity get me coverage? etc
(disordered, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 22:41, Reply)

crapplications.
that is all.
(felixthehat oh this is new, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 15:16, Reply)

ad campaigns of pre-history
in the days of yore, there was nobody around to promote fire, the wheel and shale axes. But what if some clever chap invented a time machineand introduced marketing to cavemen (granted they'd probably be about as intelligent) but how would they sel a holiday to the volcanic alps?
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 13:18, Reply)

image challenge
basically what you learn in school has sod all to do with life. What would be taught in the ideal education system? obviously skiving and making up excuses are very handy in a work environment, but they're not really officially taught....
(cherrypie, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 9:09, Reply)

How about
A "What us sad bastards would be doing if we were'nt on b3ta all day" challenge
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Hankster, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:58, Reply)

How about....
Most unsuitable neighbours...
(Shop a picture of people / companies that would make very BAD neighbours)
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paranoiaman, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:40, Reply)

tada
how about...

making a new hull station!

or

washed up disney characters!

or

books that ARE what their title suggests!
(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 20:33, Reply)

If George W Bush could read
what might he discover
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Nov 2005, 15:12, Reply)

If we all had...
vodoo powers!!

Zombies to do the house work? Vodoo dolls?

What would you do with yours?
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weekendsession, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 14:26, Reply)

If the Roman Empire had never faded
Romans are always good for a laugh.
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chthonic, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 12:32, Reply)

in work b3ta
add something b3ta to your work documents/projects. a quo in your website, goatse pie graphs, The Fear easter egg in your multimillion blue chip civil defence software.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 10:28, Reply)

Discovering new diseases

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 1:56, Reply)

SMURNS.
Pictures to describe The Neville's words...
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 21 Nov 2005, 18:43, Reply)

Smegma

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Dec 2024, 14:04, Reply)

Repost every picture you've ever shopped with Gregg Wallace.
Ninj's PC might explode, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 17:53, Reply)

TOAP
Text On A Picture (TOAP), produced by simply adding a small amount of text to an unedited picture, has had a long and successful history on b3ta, so let's have a challenge to celebrate it!
Open up the image creation software of our choice, spend a few seconds making some TOAP, and show us the results!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Mar 2024, 15:18, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

AI
~~Jokes are better than technique, and then there's AI. Open up AI and make some AI stuff yeah. This would probably work best as a special two-week challenge.~~ is banned
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Feb 2024, 1:20, 2 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

Dogs having a poo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 12 Nov 2023, 12:55, Reply)

Cartoons of the Now
Ever since satellite TV became the new norm for both kids and grown-ups in the noughties, nostalgia started to take a different toll as time goes on. Cartoons take the cake when it comes to the affect of imported media on both kids and adults.

Wether it be shows like Ed, Edd n Eddy or Fairly Odd Parents, they were really something for everyone (even if nobody knows them). And that's why there's an image challenge for it.

Hard mode: Try not to Photoshop something that is pretty much a really popular thing, or if it's only popular in the British world.
(unhinged seagull had too much pasta bake the other day..., Sun 2 Apr 2023, 15:18, 15 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

AH FUCK IT, CELEBRITY ASSHOLE
Which famous person has the best brown-eye?

Crack open Photoshop and show us!
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Mar 2023, 10:40, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

What if photoshop was an egg?
Crack open photoshop and show us what's inside.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 7:53, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

If celebrities were board games
What would they be? Would Elon Musk be Monopoly? Would Vladimir Putin be Risk? Would someone from Star Wars be a Star Wars board game? Crack open photoshop and replace their heads with board game boxes!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 17 Nov 2022, 8:53, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

Cigarette paper designs

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2022, 15:29, Reply)

Invisible Cartoons II: The Simpsons
An image challenge for invisible The Simpsons characters.
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Mon 18 Apr 2022, 18:52, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

invisible simpsons

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Apr 2022, 19:56, Reply)

Things Cressida Dick Covered Up
The Queen of the Sith has fallen and the Met-Star drifts through space with no one at the helm.
The challenge is to figure out just how many evil deeds that old Borg B*tch actually managed to hide in her 40-year reign of terror...!
(Erromes King, Sun 13 Feb 2022, 4:08, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

"Regionalise" Star Wars
They are currently filming the latest Star Wars film just outside Blackpool. What if the films were actually set there? Set your favorite scenes in the South West, the North East, Scotland etc and add a few regional stereotypes for fun!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 9 May 2021, 14:55, 1 reply, 4 years ago)

Recipe swap! Make subtly destructive changes to a recipe and post it online, then photoshop the angry comments you receive to make it seem as if they were talking about hairstyles.
Then get one of the hairstyles that’s mentioned in the photoshopped comments. Show us the results.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 20:39, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

Make a book angry by adding the word "fucking" to its title.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Feb 2021, 13:11, 2 replies, latest was 4 years ago)

Imaginary Heavy Metal Band
Come up with a name for an imaginary (not real) heavy metal band and design a cover for their very first album.
(Alligator, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:31, Reply)

Movies are so high-action and fast-paced, wouldn’t it be nice to have some laid-back movies for a change? Top Gunna Sit On The Couch, Bridge Game Over The River Kwai, Animal Housetrained...
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and show us your funniest laid-back movies.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2020, 2:51, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

Whatever Mofaha wants

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Jul 2020, 14:35, 4 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Images with sound! How? That’s up to you; this week’s challenge is to make images and gifs you can (almost) hear. FANS OF BRIAN BLESSED YOUR TIME HAS COME.
Fire up photoshop (or the image editing software of your choice) and show us your noisiest pics and gifs and BRIANS!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Jul 2020, 1:05, 3 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Location, location, location! Imagine one of your favorite movies being moved to the location of one of your other favorite movies. Star Wars.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jun 2020, 0:44, 2 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Change one letter in a celebrity name to spell your favo(u)rite vegetable

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 May 2020, 0:05, 5 replies, latest was 5 years ago)

Social distancing
Social distancing is set to remain with us for some time. Devise ways people can get back to work and still stay 2m apart. Hairdressers with extra long scissors? You name it.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Apr 2020, 11:22, Reply)

Porn movie titles based on popular TV shows
Like 'Anal, She Moaned'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 17:00, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

Celebrity makeovers

This week Melania Trump revealed her "tasteful" re-vamp of the White House. How would other celebs decorate their (or others') pads?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 11:41, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

If everything Trump said was the truth, what sort of world would live in.

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 7 Sep 2019, 19:14, Reply)

Modern kids shows sponsored by 70s branding
Paw Patrol bounding through a Silk Cut advert
Fireman Sam says put your fags out after getting hammered on Black Tower
Nothing says home like the smell of Peppa Pig Walls sausage
All because Helen Skelton loved Milk Tray
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sun 14 Jul 2019, 15:39, Reply)

Gail Platt.

(97800, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 14:44, 9 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

What if a TV show cast was actually a band?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 16 Apr 2019, 20:56, 3 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

Inappropriate muscials
Boy Love: The Catholic sex scandals. The Holocaust on Ice. Punching James Corden in the face. Show us the musicals that shouldn't be made.
(gijoel, Fri 2 Nov 2018, 6:59, Reply)

Fish with eyebrows

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 15 Mar 2018, 18:34, Reply)

xmas lesbians

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 5 Dec 2017, 12:16, Reply)

Choose Your Own Adventure
Make light of a world where death is only ever a page away.

Example stolen from internet:

Click for bigger (95 kb)
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Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Oct 2017, 12:31, 1 reply, 7 years ago)

"If ads told the truth... put a superhero from one franchise into another franchise then kill yourself"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:24, Reply)

"If ads told the truth... dodgy faceswaps"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 16:20, Reply)

Goodbye ms paint
Fitting tributes required for the demise of Photoshop for poor people

Microsoft signals end of Paint program - www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40705466
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 24 Jul 2017, 14:44, 1 reply, 8 years ago)

name badges
make name badges for yourselves or other members. come on, there's fuck all else to do, is there?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 15:52, Reply)

how about another long week of rabid anti-conservative hatred, for the lols.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jun 2017, 23:03, Reply)

One Word Challenge : Manchester
(As per Ya What's suggestion on /board)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 May 2017, 13:06, Reply)

With the abundance of new source material being posted on the Facebook reunion group, let's photoshop b3ta kids into our favourite old shock porn images.

(ian rush's inadequate flushes, Mon 22 May 2017, 18:09, 2 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

wanking disasters

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$$ ✅, Tue 2 May 2017, 14:08, Reply)

Trump has just dropped one of the largest "conventional weapons" on Afghanistan
Apart from nuclear, what other "unconventional weapons" could be used in warfare?
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Varmint, Fri 14 Apr 2017, 10:42, Reply)

Terrorist Albums
Color Me Baader Meinhof - I Wanna Blow You Up etc.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 13:52, Reply)

Make a horror film
Less scary. Panic Broom. Silence of the Llamas etc etc
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Oct 2016, 21:47, 2 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

Horror adverts
You get loads of shite adverts at Christmas, but very few for Halloween. Make a horror movie an advert or make an advert scary.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Oct 2016, 10:38, Reply)

lesbians
or elephants, whatever.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:16, Reply)

Rebrand childrens stuff for adults
You can whack a hefty price on colouring books by saying they are for mindfullness. What other toys and kids stuff can be remarketed at an older audience?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Mar 2016, 15:19, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

clipart movie posters
take a famous movie poster and recreate it with stock images and clipart cartoons.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 14 Mar 2016, 10:35, Reply)

How about we just do some old compos anyway?
Since b3tards is gone, it's all broken links.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 11 Mar 2016, 4:39, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

take a movie title, any title yeah
and ADD one word, any word.

ok was it Silence of the Lamb Shanks?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 11:53, Reply)

INVISBAL SIMSONS

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Feb 2016, 0:43, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Help Kanye regain his fortunes
Kanye "Ego made flesh" West is allegedly $53 million in debt. What desperate acts of cash could he do to regain his wealth?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Feb 2016, 13:27, Reply)

Barbie, the iconic plastic toy doll model, is getting three new body types this year.
but surely three is nowhere near enough - give us your own very own Barbies
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satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 21:44, Reply)

Fucking Ketchup, innit.
Ketch, and indeed, Up.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 5 Jan 2016, 21:22, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

What I got for Christmas
what imaginary things did Santa give you
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 9:11, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Wrong Names.
e.g. the well-known actor and drunk, Derelict Bandersnatch.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 11:20, Reply)

Modern Day Pub Signs
Pubs are dying in Britain and need reinventing. Modern day terms should be written as pub names to describe events in our historical fabric. I'd like to see names like the "Pig's Head" and "The Savile Fiddler" to mark modern day happenings.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 19:06, Reply)

Donald Trump

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 10:43, Reply)

Misheard Lyrics - Xmas version
we've done the original, now illustrate christmas songs misheard lyrics.
'Check the balls on Uncle Marley' for example.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 8 Dec 2015, 9:56, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Quotes not made by them
Like the picture of gandhi with 'shut up or I'll punch you in the throat' written next to it.
Make similar ones.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 0:12, Reply)

Product placement
It's big business these days.. show those crafty marketing types the opportunities they've been missing
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pemulis, Sat 21 Nov 2015, 22:30, Reply)

breakdancing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Nov 2015, 16:08, Reply)

Imagined paparazzi photos. The moment that the Pope gooses an alter boy etc....

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 19 Nov 2015, 23:51, Reply)

One word challenge : Spam
Web spam, Monty Python spam or canned meat. Celebrate all forms.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 22:50, Reply)

kitchen gadgets you really don't need

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Nov 2015, 21:36, Reply)

google for funny gifs and paste fucklift's face onto them

(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 10 Nov 2015, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

make an image that isn't shit

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Tue 10 Nov 2015, 11:45, Reply)

one more
You can never have too many so photoshop an extra one onto a thing.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 20:41, Reply)

photoshop Richard Branson again, I liked that one

(AEthelfrith of Bernicia, Sun 8 Nov 2015, 8:38, Reply)

replace one word in a film title with 'bum'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 7 Nov 2015, 17:39, 20 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Animals with a human features
and humans with animal features.
(incorporating Dogs with Eyebrows for Hekim)

Not hybrids, just a single feature like that mouse with an ear from the 90s.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 21:12, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Cats with cerebral palsy.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 14:03, Reply)

Cats with arms.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 14:02, Reply)

Cats with beards.

(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 14:02, Reply)

Phil Collins is coming out of retirement
He's going to need album art, promotional materials, stage designs, that sort of thing. Maybe even costumes. Design some appropriate stuff for Phil.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Oct 2015, 3:18, Reply)

Workie

This is Iain Duncan-Smith's 'Workie', an £8.5 million CGI paid for by you the tax payer. Come on b3ta, do your ~~best~~ worst.

Full story here
www.theguardian.com/money/2015/oct/21/workie-workplace-pension-dwp
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 25 Oct 2015, 17:49, Reply)

oh, erm, gee, I dunno, something with a current events twist
satire I guess, maybe stick a monkey on something like a USB stick or on the cock of a revered politician
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$$ ✅, Wed 14 Oct 2015, 14:38, Reply)

What really happens to your luggage after you check it in?
You check in your luggage at the airport and then it disappears down a thing.... until it (hopefully) re-appears at the other end. But what really goes on in the meantime?
(robl, Tue 13 Oct 2015, 14:35, Reply)

Horror records
Dead Zeppelin, Cujogoogoo etc.

I quite fancy a music challenge.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 6 Oct 2015, 23:36, Reply)

Dogs in tights

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Zuowan, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 22:54, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Alcohol
Add glorious booze to everything.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 17 Aug 2015, 22:18, Reply)

Roller coaster penis cat

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$$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 21:01, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Chris Evans
he's going to be f***ing everywhere having signed on for Top Gear AND a new series of TFI Friday.
So lets put him in even more places to show him how much we appreciate his work.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 11:43, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

The Music War
Instruments used as weapons, musician on musician violence, album covers photographed mid battle. Show us the horror if it all kicked off.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 19:18, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Choose Your Own Adventure / Fighting Fantasy
Design your own books, photoshop the old covers, or show how their format can be integrated into the real world.

(Or even make an actual interactive game, as Sunshine Elephant once did)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 9:46, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

"Fucklift City".
Depict the bastard.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 14:49, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Pages and diagrams from the Internet User Manual.
Show people how it's supposed to be done.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Jun 2015, 22:49, Reply)

The Spice Girls
We haven't heard from them since, oh, about 1996, what do you think they might be up to now? Yeah, I know we hear about them constantly, but for the sake of a week's worth of desperately unfunny headswaps, just pretend that we don't.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 May 2015, 1:12, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Inappropriate selfies
Wildly inappropriate selfies are now a thing. Let's make some more for all sorts of historical events.
gothamist.com/2015/03/28/please_dont_take_a_selfie_outside_a.php
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 29 Mar 2015, 9:20, Reply)

Challenge people to actually make something funny for a change.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 2:26, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Stars of the past today.
How would dead celebrities cope if they'd been born into the modern world? What films would Charlie Chaplin make? Would Bob Ross betray his paintbrush for a graphics tablet?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:26, Reply)

Rabbits

(Porcupine, Thu 8 Jan 2015, 9:20, Reply)

lol, muslims
with their big funny beards and roll-up carpets, and the women dressed up like black postboxes! ahaha
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 22:25, Reply)

Sacred cows
Nothing is so sacred that people should be killed for taking the piss.

vive la France.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 16:57, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Prince
Andrew
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 5 Jan 2015, 11:46, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Extract a character(s) from a DVD/album cover and show them elsewhere..e.g. Jason Statham walking down the street like a twat (The Transporter).

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 18:13, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Alternative uses for aborted foetuses

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Domestic abuse in duck/goose relationships

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)

If gravity was reversed

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 9:58, Reply)

If toilets ruled the world

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 30 Dec 2014, 9:58, Reply)

New ways to get fit
It'll be new years resolutions time soon and the fatties always want to lose the Christmas weight. What new techniques can they implement?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)

Toilets
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 30 Oct 2014, 21:05, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Carry On Star Wars
I know it's been suggested before, but it would be HILARIOUS
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 26 Oct 2014, 11:07, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Pirates Vs Ebola

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)

add cake to movies
either posters or scenes.
extra marks for inclusion of cream/custard/ice cream.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)

dogs in tights

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Zuowan, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:42, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

now that they have changed copy write law...
Let's shop "for comedic effect" prince again!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:04, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Help the depressed
Sadly nobody was able to help Robin Williams. How would you help someone who is depressed? Keep it light, keep it funny, but remember - your picture could actually save someone's life.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 13 Aug 2014, 7:33, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Newsletter holiday snaps
"Show us images of where the newsletter has been on holiday for the past two weeks"
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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Non-jumpy black shapes

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Bruce Campbell
Everything would be better with more Bruce Campbell. Show us how other films would have been improved with more Bruce Campbell.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 21:23, Reply)

Trilobites

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 15 Jun 2014, 16:35, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Delete things from history
Following that ruling forcing Google to delete search results, go back through history and delete things that those involved may wish we didn't know about.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)

best of the best - b3tard memorial compo
repost all your best images using the b3ta image uploader. While you're at it update your profile and edit any FPs and compo entries to the new URL.

You do still have the originals, right?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 1 Jun 2014, 6:01, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The b3ta alphabet book.
Make a letter out of something that begins with that letter, eg animate a T in the bath having a Tubgirl accident.

(or create a full A-Z if you are feeling particularly creative)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 31 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Behind The Scenes
Show us the shit that went down behind the camera.
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 27 May 2014, 22:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Inappropriate merchandise
Sainsburys were frowned upon thhis week for advertising a 12 Years a Slave costume to go with the film. Tasteless yes - but not tasteless enough. We can do better. What merchandise would really "compliment" your favourite film???
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:27, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

One word challenge : Pacman

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:02, Reply)

Give some of the suggestions that came second another go

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 May 2014, 22:28, Reply)

hidden horrors
show us the cracks in the skin of the world and the horrors that lie beneath
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:34, Reply)

If sharks lived on land...

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 1:40, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Beds!

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 19:10, Reply)

Extreme airbrushing
Never mind the beautiful people in celebrity magazines and perfume adverts, what if everyone was photoshopped to shiny perfection in all situations?
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Create our own WTF/fail pictures.

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Memaxx, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Hair styles
North Korean men have been told they must have Kim Jong-Un's hairstyle
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649

It's quite an amusing haircut, but it could be funnier. Give the illustrious leader a new do and while you're at it play hairdresser with anyone else you fancy. Bonus points for photos of your own home salon attempts/disasters.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:10, Reply)

opposite land.
Have we done this? Not that's a massive issue as we could just give it a different name to last time. But can repost our images from previous.
Like usual...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 1:16, Reply)

Illustrate invented words.
"Tanninbelm" - the involuntary noise one makes after making a cup of tea only to realise that there is no milk left.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 19:10, Reply)

Imagine if everything was Star Wars.
You go to work - Star Wars. You go to the shops - Star Wars. You watch TV - Star Wars. Photoshop that.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 5 Mar 2014, 21:14, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fully bendable spines.
Portray the world as it would be should our spines be able to fully flex both ways.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 13:33, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alternate actors/actresses.
If Clint Eastwood had played Bilbo Baggins or Jane Fonda was Tinker Bell.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 18:10, Reply)

Take a film title
and replace one word with the word 'poo'.
childish hilarity.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:32, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

photoshop these pictures
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/30/celebs-caught-on-camera-pics_n_2811781.html?icid=maing-grid7|ukt2|dl6|sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D242957
(herman:D, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)

cakes in technology

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 13 Feb 2014, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

SciFi sitcoms
Cheers in the Star Wars cantina, 2.4 children in A.I. that sort of thing
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Strangle wank victims
'nuff said
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boris the spider, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)

How to survive a heart attack when you're alone
and other complete bullshit which appears again and again on facebook. Invent a new thing (with diagrams if appropriate) WHICH ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE MUST KNOW ABOUT.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 19:19, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Reveal footage and photos that have recently come to light. For instance...
Did you know that new images have been discovered of the reason why Chris Packham has a short tongue. It was bitten off in a bar-room brawl with Paul Daniels during the early 90s...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 17:03, Reply)

New Flavours of Food
Create a new flavour of crisps, rethink lasagne, invent a vegetable, give a marrow the goatse marinade, repost your horsemeat-in-da-burgers pics. Inspired by Leemondus: b3ta.com/board/11053035
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:41, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Euphemisms
Whether it's referring to some sort of sexual or toilet-based activity, or simply describing being sacked from your job, we use euphemisms in our everyday speech.

Some of the terms we use are strange, incongruous and often funny. Fire up Photoshop (other image editing tools are available) to give us an image that interprets such a phrase literally.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)

confectionery weapons
bonus points for making them in the real world?

i don't remember making this edit, and as I haven't been drinking in January, I'm very confused.
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 22:02, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Zero gravity
Two word challenge - jokes in space, photoshops of weightlessness, SCIENCE!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Jan 2014, 15:37, Reply)

The Little Mermaid inside a Boggle cube, inside a tumble-drier
What would happen if you took all the words from Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid", put them inside a Boggle cube and then put said Boggle cube into a tumble-drier for 15 minutes? Photoshop what the resulting storyline would be, ok?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Don't know if it was a popular 2nd, but - Things that go bump in the night
What are the creatures that make floorboards creak and curtains billow once the light is turned off?
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)

Popular 2nd place suggestion resubmitted - Lost consonants
- Take a well known phrase or saying
- Remove, add or change a letter
- Illustrate the humourous result

Quick thrown-together example which I'm sure you can beat:

(suggested by Moon Monkey)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Abuse the British Library's photostream
The British library has scanned in shedloads of images (more than a million). Dig in and do something with them.
www.flickr.com/photos/britishlibrary
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)

If B3ta was run by Mods
Imagine an idyllic future where b3ta was still present, but it was actually run by mods in accordance with the FAQ, and not on personal whims. It might be a stretch, but show us how this might work with pictures.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:12, Reply)

please can we do turtles now?

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Two word challenge "Upside Down"
(The mouth and eyes bandwagon has been quite fun)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Sell the un-sellable
'Drowning - it's the only way to go!' 'Give your car a unique design with... RUST!' Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)

People of the past in the modern day
If famous people of the past were alive today, what would they be doing? How would they change the world again?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)

inaprpriate childrens tv
What if childrens tv turned bad? blue peter became electric bluepeter, postman pat became post op pat? or john cravens reacharound?
(mossop ginjaninja, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Celebrity Endorsements
Celebrities will do anything for money, the thieving, grubby - fingered, red carpet sniffing folk that they are. What will they do next?
(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 0:22, Reply)

world war y
shit and pointless prequels
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 21:59, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Reverse everything.
Make The world backwards. Like the audience on stage with the band watching etc.
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Memaxx, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Illustrated crap analogies.
e.g. "As sad as an opened and inverted packet of gingernuts in a cup".

"As useful as a chocolate dildo".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:14, Reply)

Rob Fairholme

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 14:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

adverts as movies
extend the BT family saga into a feature length film,
what are the argos aliens really up to?
maybe go back to the classics, and turn linda bellingham's bisto ad series into a seventies sex romp
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

The true Earthly form of Mr Kipling.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 22:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

misheard lyrics!!!
NOW!!!!!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:05, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

DRAGONS
i'm going to keep suggesting this until you pick it, so you might as well get it over with.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)

3 pictures on a theme.
Come up with an idea for a bandwagon, and create the first three pictures in it. Join in with other people's bandwagons.

(I've suggested this before as our version of that Photoshop Memes That Never Caught On site, but I can't remember if that was put up for the vote)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 0:14, Reply)

dragons
just this once. please?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Colour in the lizard baby

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 23:16, Reply)

Royal Babies vs. Ninjas

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 18:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Sick World
What would happen if every film or TV character, painting or comic book character was sick with some disease or injury. How could you tell if The Simpsons had jaundice? What would the Mona Lisa's smile look like during the stages of a stroke? Only rule: No gross out stuff (photoshopping half the images on an image search for "disease" would make for a grim challenge)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 22:00, Reply)

SyFy originals
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Dinocroc vs. Supergator
Sharktopus
Piranhaconda

and now,

Sharknado

what other 'terrors of nature' await the 'SyFy' film treatment?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Ulrika is in the papers and on TV complaining about the media using photoshoped images
I think it's our duty to show how Photoshop can be a force for good and evil

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4979505/ulrika-jonsson-airbrushing-before-and-after-pics.html

Photoshop Ulrika Jonsson :D
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 9:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Icke TV
David Icke wants a TV channel devoted to conspiracy theories. What would it look like? Who would advertise on it? Would Colgate introduce a new Truthpaste? Would Heinz boast of their Area 51 varieties? Put on your tinfoil hats, close the curtains and 'shop Icke TV.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Make movies more like video games
Some people say that modern films are too much like video games, but how could they be made even more like games?

eg www.b3ta.com/links/Batman_vs_Bane_fight_from_The_Dark_Knight_Rises
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:37, Reply)

The Book of b3ta.
Each post must follow the previous to form a story. The final tale will be displayed as a page by page epic by some clever coding bod, preferably with curly page corners and animated page-turns. Or on an HTML page (more likely).
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Blatant trolling of the Image Challenge Suggestion Page
Open up photoshop and show us what it could look like.
With hilarious consequences.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Government Films
With Gideon Osborne trying to take credit for making the new Star wars film, what would Hollywood films look like if they were made by the Government.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:25, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Star Wars UK
It has been announced that the 7th Star Wars film will be made in the UK. Boot up photoshop and show Disney and Lucas etc how their characters might cope while filming in the UK and just how "British" the new film could be.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:56, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Movie Characters on TV
If movie characters were real and appeared as contestants or presenters on TV shows, what would happen? eg Yoda on The Cube, Indianna Jones on Wipeout, Neo on the One Show.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Grand opening: The Internet!
I want to know what the grand opening of the Internet would have looked like had there been one. Make it happen.

I wonder how many images featuring the grandest internet opening of all will appear? ;)
(IsthatuJeebus?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Image challange suggestion...
If North Korea really did go to war, sticky back plastic and all. If it has not been done already.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:08, Reply)

bankrupt hollywood.
all the big film companies now have cgi/post production done by b3ta on the cheap....well,for free.
(orbojunglist, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 22:16, Reply)

hide something rude in an otherwise nice photo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Magazines
that don't exist but should, or do but could be better.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Moderate Superpowers
Not just fighting crime but underwhelming it.

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arrangedletters, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)

A world without porn
The EU is debating banning all porn across the whole of Europe. Imagine life without porn - what would the internet shut-ins do? What would the high-number cable channels show? How would perverts get their kicks if Furry Dwarf Bukkake Nuns was no-longer available on the top shelf?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Going for missing/lost consonants/vowels
As that should've won last time it was up for nominations.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Photoshop Earnest G. Smith
news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57569287-71/politician-moves-to-make-vulgar-photoshopping-illegal/
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Celebrity Crime
Imagine the kinds of crimes that celebrities might commit.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

A day in the life of Rob Manuel
Use your imaginations to document the day to day activities of your Ginger Führer.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 10:34, Reply)

British re-makes
Remake classic Hollywood blockbusters OR TV series. Good ol'd quaint
Britishness. 'Top Hole' 'Dirty Arthur' you know the sort of thing...
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Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Advertising the illegal
If the laws changed overnight banned goods, activities and services would need a creative and sensitive campaign I'm sure only b3tans could provide.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Lost Consonants

- Take a well known phrase or saying
- Remove, add or change a letter
- Illustrate the humourous result

Quick thrown-together example which I'm sure you can beat:

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Star Wars Episode VII: Revenge of the Shoehorn
With the rumours running rife, let's just get it all out of the way now, and photoshop anything that takes our fancy on Star wars Episode VII.
What would Ep.VII be like with different directors, actors etc? Possible titles, plots or scenes.
A chance to raid the vaults as well, why the hell not. Everyone has at least one Star Wars image, right?

Yes. I'm joking.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Ruin old films with modern technology.
Would Brief Encounter be so sad if they had access to Facebook?
Would Planet of The Apes be a shorter film if Charlton had GPS and Google Maps?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Inappropriate Tributes....
After the news that Joe Strummer is to have a plaza named after him.... how about images of inappropriate tributes to people... these could be buildings or statues etc that should never be seen !
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paranoiaman, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 1:06, Reply)

gay robots
just put it to the vote Fraser.
if it gets shot down in flames I can take it
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 22:13, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

gay robots

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 23:15, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gay robots

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 12:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Background gags
Often comedies put in background gags to reward the observant and people who re-watch stuff.

Show the in-jokes and gags that films and tv shows should have put in as part of the background detail but didn't.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 15:02, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

If people behaved offline like they do online.

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xandmi, Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

gay robots
pretty please
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 17:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

2013 Predictions, B3ta Style
Well another year is nearly over and 2012 will be consigned to the history books as the year of the Diamond Jubilee, Scientific Advancement and... well... a lot off shootings happened.

What do you reckon is going to happen in 2013? Are Geese going to take over the world's supply of bread? Is America going to declare War on Cardiff? Will the Government ban Comic Sans (please). Show us.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sun 16 Dec 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Stick something really big up your arse and take a photo

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:44, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What if reality fucked up the movies?
We all know that things that happen in the movies don’t always follow the rules of real life. What if a famous scene was struck by reality? What would that look like?
Bin dun?
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Memaxx, Sun 2 Dec 2012, 20:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Be an Internet legend -
Post the image that finally kills off b3ta.
(Flat Top, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 23:36, Reply)

If babies starred in action films
Give the adults a break! Maximum age of four
for all your classics. Predator, Die Hard, Enter The Dragon...
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Ninj, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The 49p Wiggly Eye Challenge.

(From Morrisons)
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Unexplainable Black & White Photos
www.b3ta.com/links/50_pics_worth_of_WTF
(herman:D, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

A world without religion
With outraged Islamic types setting fire to anything that moves at the moment and Scientologists trying to stop a film about Scientology over in That Hollywood, surely the time has come to knock religion on the head for good.

What would the world be like if religion was outlawed tomorrow? What alternative occupations could you think of for all the unemployed Vicars, Imams, Nuns and Priests? What could you do with all those churches, synagogues and mosques that are no longer needed?

And so on
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 15 Sep 2012, 19:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

what if Garden Gnomes were a real alive race of people?
I've asked this before, and I'm asking again
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 3:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The best bits of the bible
Love it or hate it the Bible has some quite entertaining characters, stories and instructions. Depict them however you like; cartoon strips, animations, news reports, etc. You know the drill.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Make animals sexy
Sorry, make animals sexiER
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:39, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Dreams
Perhaps a bit odd, but show us the dream you had last night. Or if you can't remember that, then a memorable dream/nightmare you once had...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:08, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Joker Source Pic
It's been a while since b3ta provided a source pic to shop (aside from lizard redux) - so how about shopping this Heath Ledger pic, see if you can do a better job than the skateboard effort. Inspired by something I knocked together.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Medieval Innovation
Like the Flintstones with the stone TVs and mammoth dishwashers, but with added wenches and squires. Mi'lawd.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Never mind Britain's Got Talent,
That cringeworthy school play your kid is acting in? That guy who's always 1st up on Karaoke night? The 'zany' lass who ALWAYS does the 'The Office' dance after 2 Lambrinis?

What awful performances have you seen that make you want to gouge out your eyes, stab out your eardrums with knitting needles and slit your writs out of empathic shame and embarrassment for the people doing it?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Alternate Inventors
What would it have been like if Stevie Wonder invented Binoculars or if Laurel & Hardy invented the Atomic Bomb. Show us the results and let hilarity insue.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Bad Olympic adverts.
Everyone seems to be jumping on the Olympic bandwagon. Huggies, Tena Lady, Fairy Liquid, Tampax they've all have tried to put their name to the games. Rouse the tattyshop mice and shop the most tenuous, bandwagon jumping advert you can come up with.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 10:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New government health campaign,
Since the government wants to put increasingly gruesome pictures on the front of my 1/2 Oz pack of golden virginia,

How about a bit of parity with other health detrimental products with pictures of salad dodgers on packets of crisps or chubby munters on bottles of whatever brightly coloured morning after shame juice currently on offer behind the bar.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:50, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Exploit the the smug goldmine
Make something nice out of the new smug bastard pics:

www.bokelberg.com/EN/search/overview/57823/25/1/

(This should be good...)
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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:25, Reply)

AHEAD OF ITS TIME
Take modern technology and ideals back into time; what would the Medieval microwave look like, or the Viking vacuum cleaner?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Misinterpret the headlines
For example: 'Met Police to charge Brooks' - draw a police officer plugging Rebekah Brooks into the wall. 'Bankers eye Clinton collapse' draw Bill Clinton on the floor. 'Leveson to probe Murdoch further' - er... you get the idea.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Remade Abroad

Take something quintessentially British and show us the American remake - or vice-versa!
What would a British version of Happy Days look like? Or if America had a Monarchy?
Take us further abroad: how would Winnie The Pooh be different if AA Milne was born in France?
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 10 May 2012, 4:24, Reply)

If gnomes were alive
they'd be hiding in the woods waiting to steal your children. Or pehaps the industrious little buggers would revolutionise the manufacturing industry? Pull the little woolen hat from over our eyes and show us gnomes in the real world.

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 7:20, Reply)

Modernise a classic comedy sketch
* How would four candles be ordered online?
* Can the class structure of Britain still be represented by men of 3 different heights?
* What would the Two Ronnie's rolling news be like

(You can also do ones which don't feature Ronnie Barker)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 28 Apr 2012, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The Hidden Truth...
For example - the elderly hamster on his wheel who powers Robert Peston's brain. He often stops for a breather..
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Create a hoax
we've all see Shark v Helicopter (no bridge etc)
but can b3ta do better?
crack open your weapon of choice and make some new hoax photos
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:43, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

The B3ta wax museum.
Sculpt or make a famous person out of things lying around your house.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 12:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

New uses for lightsabers

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rob, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:18, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

What cartoon characters get up to in their spare time.
What nefarious activities do the normally 'PG rated' stars get up to when the focus isn't on them? Drink, drugs, sex?
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

How the Gov is going to improve the NHS
Stick cameras in operating theatres to make reality shows?
Sell limbs of the poor to an international limb market?
Doctors that prescribe poison to reduce external costs?
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rob, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 10:09, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

one word, NUNS
www.b3ta.com/board/10719401
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 10:14, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

trade mark infringement
Hollywood bigwigs are making The Hobbit pub change its name because people might think Peter Jackson has taken to running a pub in Southampton.

Infringe a trademark intentionally, satirically and through the medium of photoshop.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:38, Reply)

War Beasts

Dogs, horses and pigeons are all well known for being used in wars to patrol borders, carry soldiers and pass on messages - show us the lesser known animals that have been put to use in the art of war, alongside humans or otherwise.
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:47, Reply)

KONY 2012!
let's all help to make Ben Keesey rich!
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 6:25, Reply)

Bowdlerization
What would well-known movies/TV shows/album covers/song lyrics etc be like if Mary Whitehouse types always got their way?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)

modern day movie tie-ins
for 8-bit games.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:06, Reply)

flounces
bring b3ta flounces to life, WHAT WOULD THE CONSEQUENCES BE!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Royal Portrait
The National Portrait Gallery is commissioning a painting of Kate Middleton (http://www.artlyst.com/articles/kate-middleton-portrait-commissioned-through-npg) According to the article:"It will be interesting to see how adventurous the Duchess is and whether she will choose a traditional artist or a cutting edge artist to paint her likeness."
(StripeyCat, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 0:13, Reply)

One word challenge; MONKEYS!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Inappropriate Pop Merchandise
Following the news that famous Anti-Semite media comglomorate Disney has launched a new Mickey Mouse T-shirt based on an album cover by a band named after concentration camp brothels (http://pitchfork.com/news/45193-disney-is-selling-a-joy-division-mickey-mouse-shirt/), can B3tans come up with a piece of pop music memorabilia even less appropriate?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:53, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

If urban myths were true
Go to snopes.com, select a false urban myth and prove them wrong by showing us that it actually happened!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 0:44, Reply)

George Lucas' retirement
'Goitre Hero' George Lucas has today announced he'll not be getting involved in any more blockbuster films, let alone tinkering with them. So, open up photoshop, and show us what else George can get up to/tinker with in his 'retirement'
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

yfronts

(herman:D, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 19:21, Reply)

8-bit
Make things 8-bit. Movies, modern video games, famous works of art, or anything else for that matter.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Album covers treated with disrespect.
A nice, sophisticated bit of Situationist detournement? Or simply an excuse to scrawl a CDC ejaculating on to Mariah Carey's face?
You decide!

(I fucking love album cover image challenges, and we haven't had one for ages...)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Kim jong il
That is all
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 1:15, Reply)

Make the best picture on teh internetz
Shirley you can beat this one:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Conspiracy Theories
I'm getting bored with the same old conspiracy theories. Invent some completely new ones.
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

A James Bond Christmas
A few years ago, we imagined what Christmas would be like In a Galaxy far, far away
and B3tan Manic suggested in that challenge that we could do the same but for the world of James Bond.
So, open up Photoshop and show us Christmas in the world of Bond... James Bond

/suggested again
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What other things have the BBC made up?
With the "widespread outrage" (mostly Daily Mail/Mirror) of a Polar bear giving birth in a Frozen Zoo instead of in the wild on the BBC Frozen planet show.

Image Challenge : What other things have the BBC made up?

Twitter has been full of smart arses saying things like Button Moon, Walking with Dinosaurs etc etc but you lot are a cleverer than that.
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unclewilco, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

SIDEKICKS!
In memory of comic book artist and Robin creator Jerry Robinson, who died this week. Take a well known character/concept/you, and give them a fitting sidekick.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 10 Dec 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Bar codes.

Those clever Japanese saw an opportunity to change boring bar codes into works of art. Find a way of incorporating a bar code into a picture or transform it into something a little less dull.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 16:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

image challenge:circus

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:34, Reply)

What photoshop/windows menu commands really do
I enjoyed the raster-mouse on the front page and I'd like to see more of it please.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Using MSPaint to draw faces on pictures of the moon.
Happy faces only. All images must be squares. 500x500.
Then we could make a massive tiled collage of all the happy moonfaces. Put it up in the Tate Modern or something.
It would be a shit challenge, but the result would cheer me up no end.
I could use some cheering up. I've been a bit down lately.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:59, Reply)

fluff war
war is hell. Even for the fluffy things.
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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:36, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Hard Sell
Come up with an product or service that nobody would possibly want, and then try and sell it to B3ta.

A bit like Dragons Den, but with better ideas.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Panto wrongs.
With the summer drawing to a close the inevitable British traditional pantomimes start rehearsing for Christmas. Make them ever wronger.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Dinosaurs in the modern world
What would it be like if dinosaurs still existed today? Would there be brachiosaurs on the tracks causing delays to trains? Would we have de-clawed Velociraptors as pets? What if dinosaurs had evolved to become intelligent organisms along side us - would Nike be manufacturing trainers for clawed feet as well as human feet?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Goodbye David Croft

The co writer of Dad's Army, It ain't half hot mum and Allo Allo passed away this week. Let's send him off in style.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 17:19, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hollywood UK
If all films were directed (and starred) only British people
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rob, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Japanese Compo!
In honour of our new member, the slightly creepy JollyJack stalker Moguragunsou
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If Monsters ran the world
What would the world be like if instead of humans it was inhabited by monsters. Would a werewolf population be obsessed with shampoo? Would a vampire society consider dentists their kings? What would Frankenstein's monsters go for at a plastic surgeon, and most importantly, what kind of horror movies would they watch?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I love horses.
But what would TV be like if everyone else did too?
Prime Ministers Equestrian time?
Only horses?
Poosnight with Jeremy Packhorse?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

what changes would YOU make to the new star wars blu-ray box set?
Fans are pissing themselves into a fury over the alterations on the Star Wars Blu-Ray box set.
What changes would YOU make? Chewbacca shitting in the background? Han & Greedo playing footsie under the table? Use George Lucas style digital magic to 'update' the films.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Cook a pun
Go to your kitchen and bake a Boo-meringue, make a Curry Fisher or create any other food based pun you can think of.

Do not just photoshop the food, though, as that would be rubbish.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 20:13, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

this one time at disneyland
what if disney characters had real lives?
snow white and the 7 chavs ?
mickey mouse the rampant fathering bastard?
dopey the dealer?
aladin the illegal immigrant?
or maybe abunazza and his filthy kebab shop?
they all have potential and maybe even a lawsuits aswell
lets see what the twisted minds of B3TA can do to childhood favourits

reposted here after a suggestion by fellow b3tan
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Celebrity merchandise

Rock group AC/DC launched a range of wines this week, including Highway to Hell Cabernet Sauvignon and Hells Bells Sauvignon Blanc. What unlikely merchandise would other groups, performers or sad old celebs endorse for maximums larfs?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Invent a children's TV show
Wombles, teletubbies, magic roundabout, clangers, button moon... it seems the key to a classic children's TV show is being a special kind of mental.

So, crack out the fuzzy felt, finger paints, fairy liquid bottles and crack pipe and invent some new characters for the next generation to adore, then later blame their mental health problems on.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Inappropriate greeting cards.
Forget Fathers day and Mothers day, how about special days for terrorists, psychopaths, paedophiles, murderers or rapists.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)

If you had to design a wedding cake (or a wedding cake topper) for b3tans, what would it look like?
I may or may not be looking for inspiration...
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 24 Jul 2011, 18:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New Rude Body Parts
Invent a new bit of anatomy, and illustrate it as if it's socially unacceptable to display or use it in public.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 7:55, Reply)

why did the chicken cross the road?
get your mind juices flowing into the b3ta gravy train and show us what that damn poultry bastard was up to.
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arrangedletters, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 1:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

A B3ta Sunday Tabloid
With the demise of the NotW, there's a gap in the Sunday Tabloid market until the 'Sun on Sunday' arrives.

So, open up Photoshop and show us sensational Tabloid articles, feature pages, etc. which could be used in a B3ta Sunday Tabloid.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 10:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Classic arts
Remake classic arts with a b3ta twist
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Adventurous Old People
Poeple living wild at old age.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

In the year 3000
Hoverboards? Flying cars? - Pah, get with the program granddad! Show your predictions for the turn of next millennium.
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Elaborating slightly on HappyToast's suggestion...
Puppets in general! Throughout history they've been hanged, fisted, attacked celebrities... Bound to it, chaps!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Fitness fanatics.
Shop gurning fitness fanatics' faces onto pretty much anything you can think of.
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4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Alternative uses for Daleks
Happytoast's BRILLIANT FP made me think - Daleks are being given some time off Doctor Who for a while. What should they do? Take a sabbatical? What should we do with them? Design alternative uses for the exterminators; shop it

ps cheers Happytoast for the idea
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:35, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't spoil movies.

Either don't spoil the end of movies or alternate endings to movies.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The Rapture
According to some Christian types it's the Rapture this Saturday, when Jesus comes to take the god loving souls to heaven while the rest of humanity and the animal kingdom is left to suffer for 5 months before the end of the world (or similar). Interpret that as you will.

NO BLONDIE PICTURES! (they're too obvious)
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

inappropriate nudity
show situations where nudity would be beyond inappropriate
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 May 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Something fluffy
Make something fluffy.
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)

100% proof
Photoshop the incontrovertible evidence to prove whatever it is that you are claiming to be true.

Or alternatively, on the same lines, have the challenge as 'Incriminating Evidence'.
(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Sidekicks
Who doesn't have a sidekick but needs one? What are the secret dreams of sidekicks tired of playing second fiddle?

Don't know if this has been suggested already, so if it has, well, it's been suggested twice.
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.Yeti., Tue 3 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

It's bloody lovely outside
Why don't we stop buggering about on t'interweb and go out into the "real world".
Maybe take a photo and post it up after enjoying all that fresh air just to prove that you've left your house/office/dungeon.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 3 May 2011, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Lets have a positive challenge....
Photoshop a world where flowers are alive.....
And they go around doing good deeds for people...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 2 May 2011, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Inappropriate Celebrity Endorsements.
Nightstalker Duct tape, Princess Di steering wheel covers, JLS Condoms, what can you come up with?
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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

As lovely Lis Sladen has passed away this week
can we have an all out Dr Who compo please.

eg: invent a new enemy - perhaps in 1970s crap style with toilet rolls.
invent a new planet, redesign the tardis interior, who would you like to play doctor who next - maybe one of Jedward?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Back of a webpage
What's going on behind a webpage? Suggestion nicked entirely from backofawebpage.tumblr.com/
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sports with new rules
Loop-the-loops in Formula one, and multi-ball in football. Chess on LSD?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Albums as book covers
Like these. www.flickr.com/photos/cgstopgo/sets/72157623910604943/with/5584000606/
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

rocket animals

(herman:D, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Comic Book Rock Bands
If the heroes and villians of the comic book world collided with the music industry, what would the resulting mess look like?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Bring back Tomorrow's World
and show what the future has in store for mankind.

Extra points for photoshopping Judith Hann with nanotechnology enhancements.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Image challenge: Negative product placement
What if instead of companies paying to advertise their own products, they spent that money on berating their rivals.
For example; The serial killer drinks his favourite tipple, a can of Pepsi Max to focus his mind before murdering his victims. Payed for by Coca-Cola.

Bindun?
(joebewaan Eat healthy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

fred phelps and westboro baptist church
because I'm certain GOD HATES B3TA

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 10:37, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Modern religious paintings
'ow's about modern day religious paintings?

Jesus in new york perhaps?

or something with more punch?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:06, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

In the wake of the spectacular implosion of PHD after public backlash to ..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P81bb0Tzwbo

How about a challenge "Oops! advertising".

For instance Injury Lawyers 4U; "Had an accident or injury at work? Well be more careful next time you prat."
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

When celebrities go ape
Interviewers can get annoyed by guests, Game show hosts have to suffer idiot contestants, even pointless "celebrities" like Peter Andre can have enough of the gormless fans sometimes. Show us what happens when they snap. How would your favourite celebrity nonsense take violent and bloody revenge on those around them?

Inspired by my misinterpretation of this image:
b3ta.com/board/10345108
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The world according to Colonel Gaddafi
42 years in power, best mates with Silvio Berlusconi and a private guard of 40 women.

Show us what this crazy despot thinks of the rest of the world.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 23 Feb 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Photoshop IKEA

Go to town on the loony tunes one way system or design and name a product to sell at out favourite Schweeedish Schoppe
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Lionel
Ritchie or Blair or any other famous Lionels...oh, what a feeling!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:26, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

MISHEARD LYRICS.
THE POLICE - "A year has passed since I broke my nose".

QUEEN - "Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the banned tango?"
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Poor old ugly character actors...
We all love a bit of Steve Buscemi or Julie Kavner, but hollywood won't let them near the protagonist role. Just because they smile like stonehenge, have ping pong balls for eyes and smell (probably), why can't they get a shot at the real big time? With the wonders of Computer Generated Idiocy we could fix their mugs, just like Picard in the X-Men. Uncross the eye(s)gor, root out the ginger, dig out the warts! Go on, make the world a beauti-fuller place.
(gordonbrowntexturedlikesun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)

FACT: Nationality + Object or Action = SEX MOVE.
The best ones have alliteration and are Eastern European/Eurasian.

Mongolian Mudslap
Bulgarian Bulldozer
Turkish Turnip
Tazmanian Turkey Baster
etc.

'Last night, she let me do the Iranian Igloo!'

'...where did you get that much velcro?'
(Spakmitten, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 2:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If IKEA made sex toys
apart from the obvious splinter risk, what would those toys be like?
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ascorbate, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Monumental
The future - today!
What will be celebrated or criticised (probably mostly criticised) in years to come? Who will be depicted in statues and monuments and will they realise that granite is fact likely to last far longer than the life size bronze they plonked on?

Plus will it move and that? This is the future after all.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

8 bit computer game - modern movie tie-in
A modern movie version of Yie Ar Kung Fu. Or 'Inception' for the Zx Spectrum. For example
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

INSTRUCTIONS...
Everything has them these days; instructions to tell you how to use a product properly, how not to hold it, how to use something safely etc.
So open up Photoshop and show us some B3ta examples of instruction books and leaflets for any product you wish
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:55, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ridiculous foodstuffs.
Significantly inspired by Monty Python's box of chocolates including the Crunchy Frog Surprise, but also because after too much coffee I once started producing images of Descartian lollipops that deny their own existence, and I'm sure everyone else could do much better.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Sci-fi versus Religion
Princess Leia just took on the Church of Scientology by outing Grand Moff Travolta. www.thesuperficial.com/carrie-fisher-just-outed-john-travolta-12-2010
One made up story/belief system versus another is always good so lets see pictures of Kirk wrestling Buddha and Harrison Ford shooting Jesus for being a replicant - cos you know, it's Christmas and all that.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)

SNOW
It's everywhere, so open up photoshop and show us some funnies which incorporate SNOW
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Conspiracy Theory
Lets see how convincing you photoshoppers can be. Plus I miss the pic of hulk smashing the twin towers.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Over-the-top ridiculous happiness
What's the happiest picture you can make?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Royal Wedding Souvenir Tat
As the royal wedding will be nigh on inescapable for the next year or so, might as well go for an image challenge. Doubtless there will be lots of memorabilia and tat produced for the occasion. I think that b3ta will be able to better anything that will actually be made.
(pizzadeliveryninja, Tue 16 Nov 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Modernise the Queen
that woman off of the stamps has joined Facebook in an attempt to be bitchin, fly and down with the kids. Shop her till she drops with every kind of trendy, cool and hip marketing ploy and product endorsement until people stop questioning why the hell we still have that imbred family of poshos in the big house in town.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Peter and Jane
Does anyone remember the Peter and Jane books from the 1970's? As children, My friend and I would spend many hours altering the images in these books, in ways that could only be described as "disturbing". An idea for an image challenge perhaps.
(Blueknight, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Kneejerk airport security measures.
Another bombscare, another ridiculous security routine we all have to endure at airports. Fire up photoshop and show us what the airports of the future will look like.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 1 Nov 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Zombies!
I can't get enough of them at the moment. Maybe a challenge will get it all out of my system.
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

There all around us :O
The signs that aliens are here are all around us, from crop circles to alien sightings. Show us the proof
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Devloping Evilengine's superhero theme (see below)
In a happy world, where superheroes are unnecessary, they have to do something else. Show superheroes in mundane jobs and activities.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 10:22, Reply)

He thinks he's jesus - what do you think he is? Shop Bono

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Crap inventions vs. crap inventions *Jumps on bandwagon*
Segway vs. Sinclair C5 for example, or just create your own.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Science!
Popular science has never been more er... popular. Fire up your software
and illustrate science through the medium of the interweb.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I found this page on Wiki
It should be the compo

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special

Hence:

So, turn things into holiday specials
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Kamikaze chickens
Just 'cos I'd like to see that.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 23:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Animal Supervillains
..what is that cat plotting while you are looking the other way? I'm sure that dog was planning something over there, and what's that Owl doing with a nuke in the tree?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Celebrity jailbirds.
Ronseal. In the week that saw Lindsay Lohan banged up for parole
violation, show us what life would be like behind bars for celebrities.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 25 Jul 2010, 18:57, Reply)

If we had the interweb in WWII
Imagine - Anne Frank on MSN "BRB - door."

Or the Dambusters using Google Street view to plan their bombing run.

Or Rudolf Hess tweeting of his defection...
(Ayrshore, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 18:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fantasy art

Scantily clad fairies flying over volcano dreamscapes.
Scantily clad biker women draped over unrealistic machines of death.
Scantily clad lions looking sad and staring into the middle-distance while the rainforest looms eerily behind.
Scantily clad moon goddesses floating over gaudy meadows while their hair entwines with that of a scantily clad unicorn. With a rainbow in the background spunking gold into the sky.

As favoured by dictators, criminals and weirdos.

Take fantasy art, subvert it.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Southampton's Spitfire Tribute
It has just been announced that Southampton is to have a statue built to honour the one thing that was built there that wasn't a big pile of shit, the Supermarine Spitfire. In conjuction with a national newspaper, applications are being invited from members of the public to come up with a design that equates to 3 x the original size of the Spitfire and puts Southampton back on the map as somewhere to go to rather than avoid. No doubt the entries will be the usual fare but I reckon b3tans can come up with something far better.....
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Image Challenge: Rejected iPhone Apps
Photoshop iPhone applications that are going to be SO REJECTED by Apple`s ~~censorship~~ product policy.
How about the "iPenis App" that visualizes the reception level of the iPhone (including some erectile dysfunctions of the brand new iPhone 4).
(Anitainment — Animated Entertainment, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

GAZZA here to save the day
Seeing as good old Gazza has now turned his focus to helping police negotiators. With the suggestions of things like Chicken, Fishing and drinking beer to bring the end to difficult suicidal situations.

I invite you to shop Gazza into the negotiators training manual, the embassy siege or the Munich Helicopter scene.

GL
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mattyremf, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Where is fugitive murderer Raoul Moat hiding?
Help the police out here.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Survivors
I love the whole post apocalyptic, pandemic virus, last person alive film genre... but I don't live in the big city so will never see the lonely ruins of Big Ben. Instead I'd be looking at overgrown farms and abandoned caravans, in fact it could be the end of the world today for all I know?
What would the end of the world look like to a local?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

If dogs are supposed to look like there owners
What do b3ta user names suggest their owners look like ?
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hyperspacial puggling, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Government Cutbacks LOL
The UK Government is inviting suggestions as to what to cut back on / abolish / outsource etc in order to save money. Boot up Photoshop and show us your suggestions in pictorial form.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Remake everything Atari 2600 style!
Avatar, imagine the blocks on that :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:42, Reply)

North Korea

Dear Leader at the heart of put-upon communist utopia or cult of personality dictatorship pov-hell in desperate need of a reality check? Do they even have iPads over there yet? Only b3tans can get to the truth.
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Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The final destination
take things to their natural conclusion as far as it will go.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Feed the world
I was showing the missus the good work of the people on b3ta and she loved it but added 'why cant they put their creativity and skills into something like...preventing world hunger'.

So, go on.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 6 May 2010, 23:07, Reply)

The Bleedin' Obvious
You shouldn't have to say it ... but you know someone's going to say it. Unless it's common sense, in which case someone should have said something, before it was too late ...

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bnt what, me worry?, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 19:44, Reply)

The Pope
The FCO has had to apologise for a memo about about the Pope. He's a former Nazi and then there is the issue of paedophile priests. The institution of the Catholic church is outdated, with it's views on condoms, abortion and the rights of man. There is just so much material here.
(vancouver, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 19:45, Reply)

How about images for famous sayings?

(Alfieboy A few scuffs but otherwise in GWO, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Dogs vs Cats - The Ultimate showdown.
Show us what will happen when the final battle arrives. Who will be the victor? What weapons will be deployed? Has this battle already occurred and they joined forces to enslave us? Or can you envision the bloody aftermath.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Goodbye Malcom McLaren

Love him or not (and I loved him), he was never less than colourful. Send him off in style.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:40, Reply)

b3ta through time and space
As the 10,000,000th board post rapidly approaches, some believe this will cause a rift in the fabric of time and space worse than the Large Hadron Collider on full power.
Show what would happen if b3ta.com got hurled through time to the past or the future.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Attack of the 60 ft [insert suggestion here]
Title says it all, sort of
(TheCrownPrinceOfZanzibar, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Update Health and Safety symbols
Working in a lab is boring, looking at the same old signs every day. Give hazard and advice symbols an exciting new look.
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Jesus' face appearing all over the place
On frying pans, on toast.. Where else might his divine visage appear?
(londoner, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:19, Reply)

HAPPY!
Just show the happiest thing you can think of. For example:
Richard Whitely in front of his tie rack = HAPPY.
Kate Humble with a newborn lamb = HAPPY. (but has been done)
Gordon Brown facing an election = NOT HAPPY.
(nonproffessional, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Catchphrase!
If you see it - Say it!
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Mrs Sp@m, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Celebrity makeover.
In the spirit of David Cameron's poster campaign, take a picture of an unattractive celebrity and airbrush the fuck out of them to make them less ugly.
Alternatively, use the power of potatoshop to make hawt celebs fugly.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Pictures that a Daily Mail reporter would find believable.
Granted, it’s not a very high bar to get over. Cut out picture of fairies should do the job. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1253073/Does-spooky-image-ghost-boy-watching-builders-demolish-old-school.html

.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Residual Self Image
The Matrix gave us the idea of projecting our "ideal" self when in the system. How would celebs, politicians, etc portray themselves or, for more LOLs, how would YOU portray them?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Housemates you never knew you had...
germs, vermine, pixies, pests...
(835Rocks, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 0:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Having admired a couple of Happy Toast's posts over the last week
How about comedy ways to top yourself?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 19:52, Reply)

The Future of Advertising
After watching two full series of 'Mad Men' in a row, and marvelling at the way advertising used to be, I wondered, "What will advertising be like in the future?"

I would like B3ta to show me the answer.
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 4:06, Reply)

Beer goggles.
Show us how you're superstar when you've been drinking, or how gorgeous that girl is (and thin). That kind of thing.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 23:53, Reply)

2010 will be the year of the tiger. Photoshop a tiger!
If you're feeling lazy just draw orange and black stripes on a kitten.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Find the perfect job for a Fattie
What would be the ideal job for a fattie, and what skills could they bring to the role?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 26 Dec 2009, 18:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

IMagine a world
where e-mail had never been invented and all advertisers still had to use snail mail
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Not your run-of-the-mill Christmas cards
Could be religious, Santa Clausy, or anything with a holiday-season theme, but nothing you'd expect to find at your local Hallmark store. See one possibility at:
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32676/1260170296/MaytheSeason.jpg
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LS18, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 7:39, Reply)

Non-photoshop art challenge
Make something in a game using only the game. For example;
-Use the level editor to make a Mona Lisa out of walls and baddies.
-Arrange your MMORPG friends into a Last Supper recreation.
-Position the camera's point of view so as to intersect 3D models of animals and mimic Damien Hirst's "Divided" exhibit.
-Take screenshots of the hot-coffee minigame to erm... show us some porn.
(nonproffessional, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 17:50, Reply)

Celebrity Moonlighting
It turns out that for almost twenty years, movie hard-man Steven Segal has been holding down a second job as a Police Deputy in Louisiana. For real.

www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/12/02/DD3E1ASM6R.DTL#ixzz0YaeI2P7O

What jobs have other celebrities been doing in their spare time?
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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 2:55, Reply)

What would
Xmas be like in Richard Dawkins' house?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 8:48, Reply)

After The Soldiers and The Priests, now what?

What trio of people with inappropriate professions will be making christmas albums?

Edit: also - are those the SAME three people on those album covers?
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chthonic, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Photoshop a Bunny

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

beer

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 1:28, Reply)

Seeing as it is the season for Coca-Cola adverts.....
I would love to see a challenge based on the Vintage Santa images, such as these excellent examples:
www.b3ta.com/board/9806261
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 23 Nov 2009, 14:03, Reply)

Read the fine print...
Show a message about a product thats small in print but big in consequenses...

Like "This product can cause rectal bleeding" on a can of soup...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 1:36, Reply)

Ducks
I dont know if its ever been done - but ducks?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 1:29, Reply)

techno-reversal
Our flat screen tv got nicked. we now have a hideous giant in our living room, like an East German car compared to what we were accustomed to. How would we cope if we went from mobiles and macs to fax machines and zx spectrums?
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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 18 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Disabled Movie Heroes!
Take your average action flick and replace the star with someone much less physically able :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

euphemisms are go...
...milk your favourite to comic effect
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 23:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Websites for the elderly
Valerie Singleton is helping older folk get on the web-let's welcome them. I said, LET'S WELCOME THEM. No, WELCOME.
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MartinH, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 7:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

another 1
todays youth as pensioners
(Lord Chode, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 2:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What is hiding under your bed?
Spiders?
A family of hedgehogs?
A 6 year old Vietnamese girl?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 11:28, Reply)

This month is Black History Month.
Celebrate by illustrating your favourite Black History events-
The abolition of slavery, Martin Luther King's speech, the time the BBC interviewed that taxi driver by mistake...
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Make everything angry.
And I'm not just talking about TOAPS using capitals. Create angry animals, disgruntled plants, furious household appliances...
Basically I'm in a bad mood.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Simulated animal cruelty
Photoshop the legs off a spider, digitally insert fireworks up a cats arse..
IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL!!!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

B3ta's Windows 7 launch party!
Microsoft has suggested that people should hold launch parties for it's new operating system, and to help it's released this video.

Why doesn't B3ta have a Windows 7 launch party, using the 'PhotoPalooza' theme they suggested?
If we send them the pictures from our party, we get a free copy of Windows 7 signature edition!!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:55, Reply)

"And the leek shall inherit the earth"
Due to a hilarious misprint in the bible, imagine what it would be like if vegetables took over the world. IMAGINE! IMAGINE IT NOW! WITH YOUR MINDGRAPES!
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The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

"What if ghosts ran television"
What would it be like if, like, the ghosts of Charles Darwin and all that jazz came back and instead of haunting us all, like, they instead took over television. IMAGINE IT!

"The News at 10 with Ghost Trevor McDonald"
"Who wants to be a ghost millionaire?"
"Masterchef, with ghosts!"

SET YOUR OPACITY FILTERS TO 50%!
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The Neville What what what, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Surely someone has already suggested
shopping the Hoff. So why hasn't it been done yet?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 1:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hilarious sporting injuries
Everyone loves a good skateboard crash, bicycle flip or snapped premiership footballers leg, so lets make our own - with that oh so savoury B3ta twist

Nothing too gory, aim for funny with a side helping of what the fuck
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 20:08, Reply)

The Pope's Coming
Pope Benedict XVI coming to the UK in January. What kerayzee hijinks will he get up to on our hallowed soil?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8271556.stm
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 17:07, Reply)

RIP Keith Floyd.
What with the death of celebrity piss head, Keith Floyd, I think a fitting tribute would be some b3ta image challenge japes! Think Pink Floyd image puns... We'll see you on the dark side of the spoon... Wine on you crazy diamond... or any other things you happen accros that might raise a smile to fans of the constantly half-cut cook.
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Celebrity 'This is your Life'
Take a famous person (alive or dead), and show us their 'alternative' history or a completely made up event in their life - in true b3ta style of course.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:38, Reply)

hitlercock tiny woman chair spunk
i think the challenge should be hitlercock tiny woman chair spunk
(__, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Insensitive productplacement
Photoshop your most Awkward product placement.

- I would have made a mockup for this...but can't since i'm at work.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Alternate uses for Oasis
Apparently Oasis fell apart last Friday (and not 10 years ago when they last released anything of note), what on earth use are they now?

Shop stuff and try to avoid simple pictures of them in shit "because they were shit"
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

BACON!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Opposite day!
Not just green skies and rolling blue fields. But maybe old people are teh sexeh and antelope stalk lions..Perhaps Health and Safety signs could warn about being boring or the BBC news could have an optimistic outlook?
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mikenco, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 1:49, Reply)

The Pakistani prime minster has just banned jokes about himself
- the sanction is up to 14 years in the nick?

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/pakistan/5878525/Pakistan-president-Asif-Zardari-bans-jokes-ridiculing-him.html

A hostage to fortune perhaps, but ...
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writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 18:36, Reply)

Mornington Crescent
"I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" has been back on Radio 4 for the past few weeks now, to celebrate post images inspired by the grand game of Mornington Crescent*.

* for those of you not familiar with the game "NF Stovold’s Mornington Crescent: Rules and Origins" is currently out of print. However your local bookshop might have a copy of The Little Book of Mornington Crescent by Tim, Graeme, Barry and Humph.
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Hollywood Stars part time jobs................
What do they do when there out of work?
(Fon Repeat until funny, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 13:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Too controversial or has it already been done?
Scientology? Plenty of material there for giggles, even before you start shopping.
(Bad Magic ain't that cute... but its wrong!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:47, Reply)

mormons/ other weird christian sect
need i say any more? besides every b3tard loves mocking religion
(leedaflea is not gay, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Draw a happy clown.
The widespread phobia of clowns has become cliched, so let's react against it. Do not attempt to make the image horrifying on purpose. Do your best to make it wholesome and heartwarming, and sympathetic towards clowns. Perhaps crying on the inside, or with some implied backstory. This will, I predict, produce really disturbing results, far more so than if you had been trying.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Its the end of the world as we know it ..
The Aztecs were a knowledgeable bunch.
aside from ripping hearts out to ensure that the sun will rise and that a war with heatstricken and syphilitic Spaniards is unwinnable even if you have odds of 20,000 to 1 in your favor. they also knew that the world would end for sure in December 2012.

What do you think life post-apocalypse will be like?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 21:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Michael Jackson
Can't believe that I'm the first to suggest it, but lets see the shops of the late, great king of pop.

Sorry
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

redesign
Following this www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6DvjKkGT6s fantastic redesign of the 3 pin plug, see if you can do better.

Redesign common objects, the humble toaster, the bicyle or the bra, be sensible and win applause, funding and early retirement, or be b3ta and make us laugh and giggle.

fully realised working designs are optional
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Orange text
Make an image with orange text on it - change the colour of existing text, put new text on the picture, take a photo of you holding a sign with orange writing on it - go wild!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 8:29, Reply)

FLUFF OVERLOAD!
There's been much too much misery of late, photoshop something so fluffy that it would make a two day old Hallmark quality kitten pale into comparison.
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 4:44, Reply)

The one millionth English word.
Apparently, A US company which monitors internet traffic predicts that the millionth new English word will be created on Wednesday 10th June.

So, open up photoshop and show us what this new word might be, and also what it means.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Photoshop Tianneman Square.
It's been used many times for visual fun here on B3TA, but it was 20 years old on june 4th. How about an anniversay special?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 6:08, Reply)

Kim Jong-Il
I repeat: Kim Jong-Il

Or Hot Nuns.

Or Kim Jong-Il AND Hot Nuns.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Pimp My Parliament
Naughty MP's are trying to hide their shame by calling for 'reform', let's give them a few ideas...
(BeardedChimp, Mon 25 May 2009, 22:40, Reply)

'Teaming up ad campaigns'
I was somewhat ashamed of myself when I thought this. I saw the NSPCC advert about the child who was banging into things, a door, a table, a fist.
I sighed, shook my head and thought 'Should've gone to Specsavers'

Before I'm off to Hull was wondering what other campaigns could get paired up
(Gherkinlasagna is probably doing something stupid on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)

hentai

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d d, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Based on a true story
Create a poster to advertise a movie based on a true story! Can't do any that have been made into films already though..... any scale you want - from cats stuck up trees to earthquakes to Swine Flu: The Movie.
(MikkyX, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 1:31, Reply)

THE MICROWAVE
I'm estimating about 100% of all b3tans/b3tards own/have owned/have access to a microwave. Continuing with my estimate, I think over 70% of b3tans/b3tards depend on their microwave on an almost daily basis, mainly for cooking their evening meals.

Now, I am suggesting a photo-challenge, titled 'Put stuff into your microwave and press the 1000W button'. Compo entry would consist of a before and an after shot.

Let's see how the microwave maims our old toys, records, tv-remotes, socks, shoes, broken appliances, action figures, whatever. Extra points for using the microwave to fuse stuff together.

This compo would need a disclaimer.
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:02, Reply)

Design a new icon, just for Cronk

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Malaka omdz, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 19:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

'Keep Britain Tidy' Campaign B3ta style
Tired of chav scum fly-tipping in our back garden or of having to wade through a sea of litter as you walk to work. How about a Keep Britain Tidy campaign B3ta style?
(Nitrous Nitrous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)

stealing candy from a baby
Steal confectionary from a child. Photograph the crying child and post it. No points if it's your own child. Bonus points if you get in a fight with the child's parents.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

BBC3
It's really shit.

So take the piss out of it.

EDIT: This suggestion is probably now redundant now that it's announced Pete Docherty is to write a drama for them and Horne and Corden are getting a second series... that's funnier than anything we could have come up with
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:49, Reply)

the germans are often seen as droll and humourless...
crank it up a notch - what would the nazi's have found to be funny. I mean what kind of jokes would be told in the while rolling through poland in 1939? Did they do fart-gags in a pill box overlooking the beaches at normandy on D-day? What kind of jokes would you tell in a concentration camp guard barracks room?
SHOP IT!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 23:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Kick Cancer in the cunt!
Cancer's a bastard bollocking wanker and needs teaching a lesson.

If Cancer were an object/person/animal/anything, what would you do to it to give it a bloody good hiding!
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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:53, Reply)

dyslexic's night out!
visualise the confusion and embarrassment of mis-read text...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 17:33, Reply)

What happens in your take the "do not remove this" tag off a mattress...
The mattress opens up and the SS come out and the holocaust is started all over again...
That kind of thing.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Tilable images
So they can be set as insane background images.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:27, Reply)

Math in every day life
I heard a kid say the other day "why does my teacher give me so much math homework? Most of this stuff is useless anyway."

He is actually wrong. Post a picture on how math can be used anywhere, anytime.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Men of Achievement 1974
Maybe you would like to commemorate the daring of Sir Herbert Shroom Mmc who scaled both peaks of Vanessa Feltz, or Lewis Armstrong PhD who was the first philosophy professor to win the World Wrestling Federation Battle Royale.

If you have a man or woman who you would like to celebrate the achievements of, why not create a visual representation of it.

Or just drink heavily and shoot up. It's what they would have wanted.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Filter->Add Shark
What photoshop filters would we really like to see?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Animal Musicians
We've seen them as the instruments, let's see those critters playing instruments. Bonus points for a snake playing a Pungi with a man in a basket. Animated or still images.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Nutjob Conspiracy Theories
Whatever happens there are conspiracy theories, show us some of the more wacky ideas.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:19, Reply)

Sci-Fi in everyday lives
R2D2 kitchen bin, teleporting bus routes, the Ceebies stump woman with Luke Skywalker's robot arm. What bit of geek sci-fi would you like to see today?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:57, Reply)

Everyone go somewhere else for a week and report back next week.
to enter you need picture evidence that you posted on other messageboards instead of b3ta during that week.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

new ways for Ryan Air to make money from you
... £1 for the toilet?
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

edit: nah thought of a better idea
MECHACHICKENS!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 8:46, Reply)

Show us how toys are evil
Teddies are trying to kill us, toycars are
gearing up for mini hit-and-runs, even your old
Commodore 64 wants to poison your breakfast.

Show us what other plots the little bastards have.
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 3:15, Reply)

Pride and Predator
Given that Elton John has announced his plans to make a Jane Austen film with an alien that stalks and kills the cast, which and has been dubbed 'Pride and Predator'.

The challenge is to create posters or scenes for this or any other classic tale which you feel would benefit from the appearance of a sci-fi character.

e.g. Mr D'Arcy being brought down by a Predator flechette, or the T-800 chasing Dorothy down the yellow brick road.
(trainee mad doctor is currently trying to build a secret laboratory, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:48, Reply)

What would you get...
Jade Goody for a wedding present?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oo ooh
Show us all what you dreamt last night
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)

r.i.p teletext
a tribute to teletext
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connor, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:25, Reply)

SFW Porn
How about scenes from porno films made safe for work. Add clothes, convieniently placed objects and make the nastiest muckfilth scenes safe for work. If nothing else it will justify you trawling through porn sites for a genuine reason.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 9:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Bob Marley products.
Today brings the news that the late reggae star's family struck a merchandise deal to bring Bob Marley drinks, luggage, stationery, hotels and video games to the masses, with more options available.
(News: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7882169.stm)
So, open up photoshop and show us other Bob Marley related products they could flog.

e.g. Bob Marley donuts - Now wi'Jammin.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Weather Beta
The BBC Weather website is proudly suggesting that we all sign up for "Weather Beta".

What might "beta" weather actually be? Will the sky unexpectedly be replaced by a blue screen of death? Or will it suddenly start raining doughnuts?
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Maggie Thatcher's funeral
Now that she's dead *wishes REALLY hard*, what is her funeral going to look like.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 8:22, Reply)

Newspaper headlines that might appear if brands of cereal were members of the US government
e.g. Ambassador to Iraq, Tony the Tiger, reports an increase in guer-r-r-r-rilla warfare.
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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Life in a post-terrorism world
Let's imagine that something amazing happens like people stop wanting to be scared of something. What will things look like when the war against making people scared is won or lost?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 8:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

where is all the money?
how the government, banks and other large companies waste money.
(darkmooink, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Politically Incorrect Porn
The Diary of Anne Wank? etc. etc.
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wlinden, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:30, Reply)

What we really wanted out of Windows 7
Windows 7 is due for beta release officially on Friday. What in reality would we want to see in Windows 7. So what should be in Microsoft's B3ta release.
(clogdiver, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Gleemo
... like EMO, but really happy
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:20, Reply)

if babys/children ruled the world
what would our public transport be like?our television,buildings etc
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)

What would life be like without America?
Tell us what you think!
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thelastryan working on a technicality, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:47, Reply)

Celebrity Couples and trysts
Ronald Reagan (I think it was) once described himself, Thatcher and Gorbachev as "a threesome." It may have been Maggie herself who said it. Either way, it's unappetizing at best, but that's no reason to stop there. What celebrities do you think should pair up-- or group up? Busta and Lee Ann Rhymes/Rimes? Ella and the Edmund Fitzgerald? Madonna and the Pope? Madonna and (Julia) Childs? Kate Moss and the Rolling Stones? Extra points for puns and bad taste.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)

The end of an error
On January 20, George W. Bush officially leaves office. An Iraqi reporter already gave him one size 10 send-off. At the risk of having the United States SS (Secret Service) come knocking at your door, show us how you'd like to send him off or how he should be sent packing. Barring that, show us how he'll be remembered by history. It's a good time to take one last shot (so to speak) at eight years that will live in infamy.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:20, Reply)

invent a new sex organ

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)

Anrgy old people
beating stuff up. for old people reasons.
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Cae1, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Christmas Cards
I always go for offensive Christmas cards but I begrudge paying £2+ for each one.
I would love to send a whole range of B3TA-designed Xmas cards- perhaps we can all send one each to Julie Moult?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 12:12, Reply)

DRAW THE INTERNET
map it, explain how it works, what is it made of, how it started, how it came about
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)

B3ta breakfast cereals,
breakfast cereals are too limited - there's the fun ones for kids, the boring ones for grown ups, the expensive ones for posh folks, healthy ones for healthy people and Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes.

FUCK THAT - there needs to be more variety! Make new breakfast cereals for all sorts of different people... ... sponsored by me, the winner gets a dry weetabix in the post...
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)

I hate it...
France
(placenta pug life, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)

anti photoshop
make pretty people ugly
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boff FL OZ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 14:36, Reply)

skinheads
pure and simple

shop a skinhead and then get murdered by him

:-)
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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)

Make News Fun!!
Debt, Credit Crunch, Murder, corruption, rape...

all of which makes news very depressing. Lets jazz it up with a bit of photoshop.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:49, Reply)

for the next celebrity/human challenge...
...rule one should be that we're not allowed to use any pics of the person at all. this will eliminate the experience of seeing the same goddamned sourcepic 300 times in the first few days after the compo gets set and strengthen our abilities to form visual metaphors.
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postbear has metal knees, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 4:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Honest job ads
Sod "make a difference" and "an exciting opportunity has arisen".

What about a beautifully illustrated "the best stocked and least inventoried stationary cupboard this side of Milton Keynes"?

Or a photo of smiling people of all ages and groups, with the headline "we fire people this smug. You'll like it here"?
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Banknote Forgery
I didn't realise that there were so many rules and regulations as to how, where, and when you can reproduce a Bank of England banknote - even in film and tv... but there are. Even going so far as to deny you certain context "Reproductions may not appear in an offensive context, for example in conjunction with imagery or text of a violent or pornographic nature."

Let's stick two fingers up to the BoE and show them how we'd reproduce money if we were in charge.

www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/reproappform.asp
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Zombies
It is nearly Halloween. Wooooooooo! (ghostly voice)

Shop yourself or others as zombies (or any other kind of living dead if you don't like using the Z-word).

If this has been suggested before, soz. I'm not reading through all 91 trillion pages of suggestions to check. So up yours, bumface.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)

Cigarette packet art
Plans are afoot to put horrific images on cigarette packets (some countries already do) to deter us from smoking. Let's show the governments how it should be done.
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:05, Reply)

Games they cannot make...
'Pro Evo Fisting', 'HALOtosis', sick, evil or just plain funny. All formats X-Box and PS3 etc...
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Ninj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)

Rude catchphrase
Make rude catchphrases using Mr Chips, as in this TV Offal offering...
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shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Do they practice safe fax?
Expose the secret lives of office equipment.

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 14:23, Reply)

Desk Creations
No photoshop for this one, just the clutter in/on/around your desk. Make something awesome with whatever tat is piled on your workspace, be it at home or at work.

Bonus points for creating NSFW things at work. Or robots.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:52, Reply)

kebabs.
the late night lamb sandwich, the stable of any less than sober person.

What else can they do? Where could they appear? Retro kebabs! Badly wrapped kebabs!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:32, Reply)

Exacting revenge on an irresponsible dog owner
Some cunt let their dog shit right outside my house, where, because it's autumn, the tree outside my house has shed it's leaves. So I didn't see the turd, and walked it into my car and unknowingly tranferred it onto the clutch pedal of my car. Being autumn, it was wet and cold yesterday, so I put the heating on. As you can imagine, the smell of baking dog-shit soon began to fill the car with it's meaty, rank odour. So there I sat in the stench of warm ordure, all the way to work. Lovely.

I have no way of getting back at the dog owner, who I imagine is probably sat in a cafe somewhere with a chilled glass of white wine and a croissant and feeling rather smug about themselves.

It's a rather narrow challenge in terms of scope, basically exacting retribution on an irresponsible dog owner.
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:46, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Tips for Bill Gates to spend his money on
Bill's fucking minted. He would wipe his arse on $50 bills if they weren't so rough.
Instead he can probably afford to pay someone to lick his arse clean after a dump, even after a night on the curry. He's that rich.

So what else should he spend his money on?
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Smallbrainfield, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 13:29, Reply)

If Hitler visited Liverpool
Hitlers sister-in-law, Bridget Dowling, claimed that Adolph stayed with her and her husband Alois Hitler in Liverpool during the winter of 1912-1913 to dodge conscription.

Just what whacky adventures could the young Führer have got up to?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

B3tan's rule the world
I'd love to see images of the various b3tans here ruling the world. What would each b3tan's country be like? What would their "weapons of mass destruction" be like? And how they would punish the criminals/4chan users?
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Hull
'shop Hull. It's shit. See if you can make it better.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:04, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Armageddon
we should shop what Armageddon looks like with the imploding stock markets stuff going on

Armageddon as in end of the world not 'im a geddon outta here'
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boff FL OZ, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:18, Reply)

Death!!! - Death Sells!!!!
How should/would famous people die - what were the circumstances!
Would Thom Yorke get 'The Bends'
Would The Trammps die in a Disco Inferno

Show their death.....
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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 13:58, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Lawn & Border
Crimes and anti-social behaviour with single letter changes.
Acts such as Impersonating a Polite Officer,
Holding a Gin Without a Licence.
Not to mention Minge Drinking and Bumgalry
(anat0010, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Lawnmowers.
It doesn't matter what your pic is about just make sure it's got a lawnmower in it somewhere.
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Shlvng, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 18:51, Reply)

The Internet Without Computers
What would life be like if the internet was part of real life? Would saying OMG and LOL get you thrown in a mental home? Show us a world where facebook is an actual book using Photoshop.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 13 Sep 2008, 11:05, Reply)

Alternative Olympics
Judging by the ammount of medals Britain won this year I can only think that the games are getting too easy.
We need you to come up with some new Amusing Events or some funny ways of making the existing events more interesting.
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XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 11:48, Reply)

If Dinosaurs Were Still Alive...
Imagine that that fucking great meteor hadn't wiped out the dinosaurs. What would the world be like today? Would man have evolved at all? And if so, what would our vastly superior dinosaur overlords make of Gary Glitter?
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 10:03, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Photoshop McCain and Obama
We need to give both sides ammunition for the upcoming election.
(moistness, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 3:25, Reply)

They're changing hats at Buckingham Palace
Time for a redesign.
Whats the best you can come up with?

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/theyre-changing-hats-at-buckingham-palace-to-save-the-black-bear-913906.html
(swooler, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 10:55, Reply)

If the Daily Mail was in charge!
NAZI!RACIST!RACOONS!PAKIS!NIGGERS!CRICKET!INTERNET!GOOGLE-BOMB!TERRORISTS!BROWN!
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:50, Reply)

JULIE MOULT!
As you may have heard, she made herself look like the right idiot she probably is, she obviously took offence to someone else being made a laughing stock on google, so my guess is she wants to be all over google :D
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:28, Reply)

Political Superheroes
David Miliband in spandex; Barack Obama rescuing children from burning buildings. Make those political figures really shine.
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KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 20:21, Reply)

Little countries with big empires
What if America didn't dominate international culture - what fast food would we be eating/films would we be watching/would we all be doing the Haka when we arrived at work? etc
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KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:52, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Book Covers
I hate those 'Daddy please stop' books with white covers you get loads of in Smiths.

What is the best title a cover art you can come up with?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 17:35, Reply)

Who can make the most offensive/digsusting image?
Mohammed raping Maddie dress as Nazi's or something?
(Cockney_Jesus is targetting your mum in V.A.T.S!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:26, Reply)

the north down south

this business, that's been in the news a lot today. think tank report that says "give up on regenerating the north. northerners should just move down south instead"

what effect would a mass move of northerners to the south have? how would the south be affected by northern inventions like proper pies and a good strong cup of tea? how would northerners react to their strange new environment?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:53, Reply)

unlikley childrens tv
presenters
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:31, Reply)

Anti-viral
So advertising agencies and British tabloids like to steal their ideas from the internet, fine...let's not fight any more.

Let's make them something they can use. Something we wouldn't mind be plastered on billboard across the world.

They want a catchy new slogan or pop-up ad gif let's give it to them. But on our terms.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:46, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

LOLympics!
Topical AND self explanatory!
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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 17:00, Reply)

"Things you MUST do as a kid.."

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mikenco, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:45, Reply)

Police perambulators!
Vauxhall Astras aren't the sexiest Police vehicles in the world - what would you have the coppers travelling around with?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:43, Reply)

Record sleeve 'celebrity' look-a-like face swaps...

I use the term 'celebrity' loosely. Use anyone that at least some b3tans/b3tards will recognise, ie; not your mate(s), or some random(s), that will have everyone RISing.
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:33, Reply)

Place Names
What if every town in England's name was visually represented in that particular area?
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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:27, Reply)

how about
a whole challenge where all the posts are actually fitting with the image challenge?
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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:44, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

What is Elvis doing these days?
Everyone knows that Elvis is dead and thank fuck he is....BUT.... If Elvis was still alive what job would he have?!
(Chocolate Tampon, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:18, Reply)

Inappropriate product placement
Movies and TV shows all feature product placement these days, but what would happen if the wrong company sponsored the wrong film/programme.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:08, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

B3ta sports.
if b3ta had an official sport what would it be
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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 21:51, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I wish it could be christmas everyday
its the start of summer and it's exactly 6 months to christmas and all the presents and the eating too much. What do you think it would be like if it were christmas everyday?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 0:45, Reply)

Men and Women
What would happen if the roles of men and women were reversed?
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WormuIus, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:33, Reply)

If sidekicks were the heroes
Show us what famous sidekicks would do if their more heroic counterparts never existed.
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Dragon's Den
commercially (un)viable inventions to present to 4 arrogant cunts.
I have already patented the Cuntsock.
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:24, Reply)

Residual Self Image
How would people see themselves if they were projected into the Matrix. Would Paul Daniels see himself as David Copperfield? Would Ronnie Corbett see humself as funny? Go for it!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:30, Reply)

What really happened at Teh Planet?
What actually caused B3ta go offline?
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:39, Reply)

What if René Magritte used Photoshop?
René Magritte became famous for his paintings juxtaposing ordinary objects in unusual contexts. Had he still been alive today, he'd almost certainly be using Photoshop. Show us what he'd get up to if he were alive today.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:16, Reply)

design your own perfect home
a nice little junior school style compo, little bit different
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 24 May 2008, 3:02, Reply)

The Zombie Apocolypse is coming!!!
how will you survive? where will you hide? what house-hold objects can be used to fight off the undead?
(an_aminal, Thu 22 May 2008, 0:41, Reply)

Following the the front paging of Mr chips..
How about photoshopping catchphrase!

Like this fine example! www.b3ta.com/board/8386155
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glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:01, Reply)

Animals made out of food

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 15 May 2008, 11:39, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Reality TV
But useful. For example "How do you solve a problem like rapidly rising basic food prices in Asia?" and "I'm a Celebrity, get me to resolve the Middle East crisis".
(sabre-tooth monkey, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:55, Reply)

Shakespeare
Bindun? The Bard offers infinite possibilities; the characters, the lines, the man himself etc.... "Now is the discount of our winter tents."
(thebigo, Sat 3 May 2008, 9:42, Reply)

Life in the carpet
We have seen various TV programmes showing us the dust mites, larvae, etc. that live in our carpets and beds - but what are these microscopic creatures really doing?
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Fatties...

Everyones becoming fat....! Photoshop the impacts of fatties across the world...!
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glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:42, Reply)

What if James Bond was crap at being a spy and shit with the women.
James Bond "the lucky bastard!"who always scores with sexy chicks,drives fab cars,has all the new gadgets,and looks cool while destroying the baddies.
But...What if? James Bond was a fuck-wit who was unable to work out how to work his laser watch and cut his tail off,or could only pull ugly fat slags.A james Bond who wears trousers that are a inch short in the leg.A James Bond who could only afford to drive a "E" reg rusty Vauxhall Astra to the senators private function.
It would make me feel better anyway!!!!
(grimlock1975, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:42, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

alternate celebrities
celebs in alternate universes!
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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 1:39, Reply)

Flags
simply design a flag for whatever takes your fancy :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 15:59, Reply)

If fish ruled the world
If fish ruled the world, what would they do to us? Would we be tortured, eaten, cared for or hunted for sport?

[example image coming soon]
(thenamwithnoname was born on, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:21, Reply)

Special event | sporting events for drugs
Their always banning athletes for performance enhancing drugs so I suggest giving them their own leagues!
Judo players on meth, table pong players on speed, heck that would make the Olympics more watchable, And would allow many more disabled people to get involved if their allowed to take the medical hash.
(Hand in mouth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, Reply)

illustrate 'cat's in the cradle' by harry fucking chapin.
not part of it, but all of it. the whole song. don't leave anything out.

as suggested by gronkpan and mofaha.
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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:41, Reply)

Unlikley action heros
Imagine Barry Scott or some other TV advert actor in the roles the likes of Arnie and Sly Stallone usually play.
(Xstopher, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:17, Reply)

Test Card F
Yeah, you know the one- the test card the BBC used to broadcast when no programmes were on, featuring a freaky clown/small girl combo.

Shop it. Show us what they were really up to.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 17:26, Reply)

What would you put on the new 50 pence piece
www.bbc.co.uk/theoneshow/article/2008/03/cta_britannia.shtml

A British Icon Britannia is to be dropped from the 50 pence piece. What would you put on the back to replace her?
(Nitrous Nitrous, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 20:22, Reply)

Cockney Rhyming Slang Updated
Cockney rhyming slang is getting a bit outdated. Think up some new rhymings slang and shop your ideas!
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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 18:19, Reply)

You are indestructible
shop/draw/animate your adventures in the world
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:36, Reply)

Advertising from the future 2108
What will ads look like the future?
What new products will there be, and how will they be advertised?
What current products will still be around, and how will they be advertised?
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Nightmares
Create images that give you the shudders, no cheap gross outs but pure fear in pixel form.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Make Science Fun!
The kids couldn't care less about science nowadays, everyone does media studies instead, and evertually there'll be no scientists left. Something must be done.

Show us how you'd get people interested in science again.

Please note: There is a limit to the number of times you can do a picture of Alizee as the teacher. And that limit is infinity. Because I have a Y chromosome.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:53, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

How do the internets work?
I'm sure some very clever people across the world have pondered this and some even think they know the answer. How do you think the internets were put together and how do they work?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 16:17, Reply)

Reforming Britain's misguided youth
How would you help reform Britain's misguided youth? Was just remembering a show I saw over Christmas wherein obese children were forced to live in the jungle, fending for themselves miles from the nearest pie, which got me thinking...

Maybe recreate a Stalinist era gulag forced labour camp, where children fight daily fatigue fuelled solely by gruel, and whatever wild rodents they can glean from the freezing tundra?

Or perhaps young chavlings being systematically and painfully deafened by happy hardcore trance music (you know, the stuff with the speeded up chipmunk voices?) played through an array of mobile phone speakers, while in a simulated bus environment?
(wing_cmdr I mean not real, but almost a real hologram, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 23:04, Reply)

premium rate phonelines for nerds
Shop the adverts for these premium rate phone lines for nerds. Would you like to listen to hot naked girls assembling a quad core server with linux install? How about listening to dirty Mandy as she cleans the dust out of her filthy, filthy cooling fans? Or get off to the sounds of Nasty Nellie as she rolls 3 sixes in a row to defeat the goblin king!
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 13:10, Reply)

Real Life Context Ads
We've all laughed at the silly things google advertises to us when we search for something, and now Phorm is looking to invade our internet history. What adverts would companies spring on you in real life?
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 17 Mar 2008, 20:06, Reply)

Dirty phone sex chat lines
that is all.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Council Estates...
How do YOU perceive them? Maybe you've lived on one? Maybe you've been past one? Maybe you Are one? Either way, lets pay homage to those who believe the best things in life are free.
(WillyNilly SillyBilly, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:15, Reply)

OH SHIT WE MISSED THE BOAT ON THAT ONE
What memes has b3ta missed out on lately? Garfield without garfield's thought bubbles, charts that reflect common pop culture phrases, we've got years worth of this stuff.

Catch up to the present by reviving every dead meme that hasn't appeared on b3ta yet.

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Category:Memes
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 10:44, Reply)

LOL - HOMOS!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, Reply)

Terry Wogan
Eurovision is coming up and we'll be listening to the dulcet tones of Wogan praising and slating where due. Is there more to this seemingly gentle man? Didn't he once say something about machine gunning Henman Hill? Show us the real Terry Wogan.
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:03, Reply)

EARTHQUAKES.
They're fun and topical.

What funny things happen during, or due to earthquakes?
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Cae1, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:47, Reply)

Something about father ted...
as Dermot Morgan passed away ten years ago on 28th Feb 2008
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 9:36, Reply)

What if B3ta was around 50/100 years ago?
or 50/100 into the future?

I was just thinking today, wondering if when I'm 50, will b3ta still be around? What would it be like?

What if it was around 50 years ago? Sent by telegram, and snail mail?
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 11:08, Reply)

Computer Earth
Imagine what the world would be like if it was one big computer, ran under an OS.

Make images on what would happen if the world was a computer, such as old items being pixelated, systems errors, crashes etc etc.
(Teamascott Remember, if it aint funny, it aint worth jack!, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:10, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

B3ta without the internet
What would b3ta look like if there was no internet? Would it be a newspaper, a pub? Where and how would all that happen? What would the jokes look like?
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 19:41, Reply)

Fruit Based Film Titles
Titles and Actors with Fruits in the titles.

For Example : The Naked Plum (The Naked Gun)

HellRaisin (HellRaiser)

etc...

Should be a good-un!
(TIMBIonline available for any passing drunk sailor, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 11:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Balloons
Do stuff with balloons.

Balloons.

Or

Images with secretly subversive/hidden Zoo/Nuts mocking... First person to get one printed wins, um, a balloon.
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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 18:56, Reply)

Cartoon characters from the Alternate Universe...
Us old geeks remember the alternate universe from Star Trek. But what did their kids watch on TV?

I see Bagpuss as an evil overload, with Madeline the ragdoll as his 'personal assistant', the mice from the Mouse Organ, chained slaves and Professor Yattle working in a salt mine for being too intellectual. I daren't think what he did with the 'rescued' toys...
(alloydog, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:35, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Cthulu in the city

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Meerkats
do I need to say more?
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:02, Reply)

REEEAAAAAADDDDYYYY!!!!!!
Why not have an image challenge based on the soon to be revived Gladiators but put celebrities in place of the gladiators, give them funny/unique names and just generally take the piss

Message Ends
(pm1986, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 17:59, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Placing your values on inanimate objects.
My dishwasher stinks of shit, it has no sense of personal hygiene and it's supposed to be responsible for cleaning my dishes.

My dishes have decided that they don't really care about being messy and can just sit around doing nothing. I should smash them and get new ones.

What do your values mean to inanimate objects?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 7:02, Reply)

The body beautiful
Mix up the human form and create your body (horror) beautiful.

Yiffing optional.
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Smallbrainfield, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 11:46, Reply)

LOL CHAIRS.......
More. Now.
(Mr. Fahrenheit Can reach naught to fuck you in 8.36 seconds, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 22:27, Reply)

Tesco value...
Whats the most outthere, wrong, ridiculous, stupid, pointless, etc. item that Tesco could sell as a value product...?

Personally I though Tesco Value Orphans could be up there...
(Jack Bravado, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:58, Reply)

BIG HAIR!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 1:25, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Souvenirs from Lilliput and Brobdingnag
Imagine if you will, you've been on two weeks vacation to either Lilliput or Brobdingnag?

What souvenirs would you bring back? What effect would they have on your lives?

For those of you that are not familiar with the works of Jonathan Swift...

Do pictures of big things that are usually small, or small things that are usually big! :D

The possibilities are endless...
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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:05, Reply)

New Scout Badges
This story got me thinking: what about new scout badges? Making fruit salad and scateboarding is a bit tame, if you ask me. How about knifing grannies, instead?
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 15:42, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Jam
Photoshop some fucking jam.
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head-doctor ololololo, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 12:08, Reply)

LEGO based weaponry
Dig out some Lego and make yourself a weapon. Simple, no photoshopping.
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Furness, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 1:40, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Atari told me go to rehab, I said no no no!
What's happened to all the computer game characters of the past? Where are they all now?

Like the guy from Pitfall? The ducks (and that pesky dog) from Duck Hunt? And many many more
(kickingpigeons is N00bie McN00bson, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 21:06, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

New mobile phone applications
no longer is having just a phone good enough.
Now its a camera, music player, alarm clock etc

what do you think is missing or is the next step forward?

One of them tools for removing fish scales methinks
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 13:33, Reply)

mix an advert with an album cover with a movie poster into one image
lol
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connor, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:49, Reply)

What if .....
it was 1908?

What would b3ta be ripping the piss out of 100 years ago?
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:04, Reply)

Movie prequels
Prequels are shit. But, what can the vast hivemind of b3ta concoct?

Star wars: the empire are preparing a retaliation.
Honey the kids are their normal sizes.
Coceived on 4th october.
Gums.
Apocalypse soon.
One of our dinosaurs is over there.

let's see what we can come up with.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:40, Reply)

Steampunk
I spent a bit of time today looking at kids in bomb shelters during WWII, and thinking, can I imagine them in shell-suits and trainers? Conversely, can you imagine Mika Hakkinen getting around in one of these babies? Let's do some creative anachronism!
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 8:24, Reply)

Dr Who
Everyone knows Catherine Tate will be shit. Any better ideas?
(Ronuk lo der, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 0:38, Reply)

Appropriate images on currency
Most countries have not changed the images on their currency for yonks. Lets bring legal tender into the new age by adding more appropriate images to the notes in circulation today. Hell even make a completely new one if you want!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:03, Reply)

So where's he been hiding?
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/tees/7128816.stm

Detectives began reinvestigating the disappearance of canoeist John Darwin three months ago, it has been revealed.
The 57-year-old went missing while canoeing off the coast of Hartlepool in March 2002 and was presumed to be dead.
(troublebob, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:06, Reply)

The microchip was never invented.
Shop the impact on our society today.
You don't have to if you don't want to tho...
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 23:01, Reply)

wrong breakfast cereals
names, ingredients, combinations of foods, or even the connotations, semiotics behind the cereal - so, what they make you think of
(Cheif Kegwin, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 10:10, Reply)

Literal meanings of town names
Whilst sitting on the bus today, I got to thinking about Rainham in Essex, and all I could picture was pork falling from the sky.

Photoshop funnier ones.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 22:58, Reply)

Tourist photos gone overboard.
Some tourists just don't know when to put down the camera. Show us the worst of this habit.

An example picture might be two Japanese girls makinig V signs while an A-bomb drops in the background.
(AshTeamRacing, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 0:41, Reply)

Science Fiction in todays world
what if all the science fiction concepts from films, tv and books were present today. Robots, spaceships etc etc. How would they all fit in, and how would we use them/they use us?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 16:53, Reply)

Modern advertising done in the style of yesteryear
You know, full page magazine advertising for high-tar gentleman's cigarettes, the virtues of Empire, etc, but with the Playstation or a washing machine, etc
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 11:33, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Animal Suicides

Picture from here:
www.b3ta.com/board/7813211
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rob, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 12:38, Reply)

What I saw just before my untimely death.
What would you see in the final moment before you die?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:03, Reply)

chicken fannies
they must be pretty big cos they squeeze eggs out.
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:18, Reply)

Prince or No Prince!
Without using any unauthorised midget Prince imagery, rip Prince a new one!
(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:23, Reply)

Out-Banksy Banksy
Banksy has style. Banksy gets lots of publicity. I'm sure the massed Darwinian (frontpaging of the funniest) ranks of b3ta can do better, be funnier than the man himself. Where poss. I'd like to see plenty of 'click for larger' so that people can do their own stencils of the best, out-Banksy Banksy and then post their 'work' to the main board.
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 11:40, Reply)

Mad Scientists
Those crazy mad scientists, always playing God and meddling with things they don't understand...

What would they create?

Who would be a great mad scientist if they didn't do what they are doing now?

How could they be stopped?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 10:51, Reply)

The spoonerism challenge still has plenty of gas to give
maybe we can leave it open for some time?
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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 30 Oct 2007, 11:27, Reply)

Old Job, New Job
Inspired by an old episode of Whose line is it anyway - shop pics of people who are doing one job when they were really trained to do another, and can't let go of old working habits.

For example, a hostage negotiator, who is now a maternity doctor, trying to coax a baby out of the womb.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 17:38, Reply)

If Jeremy Clarkson was prime minister
He couldnt do any worse than the rubbish we have already,but what sort of things would he change?all caravans blown up,100mph minimum speed limit on the motorway,korean cars banned etc etc
(Rodders i hear pudding, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 14:55, Reply)

The world according to David Icke..
All things David Icke has said or might say..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 15 Oct 2007, 12:36, Reply)

Americanize the UK/ or Britishize the USA
Why not see what USA would be like if it was more British. What would the UK look like if it was more American. Would you Have a McDonalds next to 10 Downing St? Would Mt. Rushmore have Winston Churchill's head on it?

You decide.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 1:32, Reply)

The (snap) election for everything
It's Britain's first election on everything and everything's at stake; campaign for the things that you want to keep or risk losing them forever. [Hint: you might want to start with oxygen.]
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:35, Reply)

Pimp my puppets!
Give those old dusty fuzzy puppets a makeover!
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Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 13:30, Reply)

Make some 'sighting' pictures of maddie around the world
extra points awarded if it gets into a national newspaper
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:51, Reply)

shop your own zombie!
kind of like the transformers challenge we had a while ago

'edit' on second thoughts, you know full well who will win this *cough*

= D
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McBadger COW, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:08, Reply)

Adverts all a-cock
Paddington is advertising Marmite!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6992874.stm
Take an existing or old advert and monkey it about in whatever way you see fit.

While this is a massively open ended challenge topic, it's also remarkably hard to get images and clips of so should keep the number of entries down for a change!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Sep 2007, 16:45, Reply)

Crap Super Heroes
Salmon Man anyone?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Tue 11 Sep 2007, 20:48, Reply)

The Acronym Challenge
Take a well know acronym, and through the power of potato shop, show us an alternate meaning.
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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:16, Reply)

We will! We will! 'shop you!
It used to be that getting the Lifetime Achievement award was sufficient to tell aging rockers enough was enough, but now it seems you have to have your Greatest Hits album made into a West End musical before getting the hint.

Design some theatre promo posters for musicians who should know when to retire ...
(Dionysian Aut viam inveniam aut faciam, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 9:32, Reply)

Repost challenge
Let's repost everything we've ever done - the winner to be decided by the number of times the same image is reposted in a new thread divided by the number of FAILS received.

The grand prize will be awarded to the b3tan who manages to draw the most attention away from an empirically awesome animation which will be posted at 18:35 each evening.

Let mediocrity be unbounded!

MS
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:07, Reply)

Worst wedding couples
Stalin and Maggie Thatcher, Bush & Cheney, Prince Charles & Jade Goody etc. etc.

Lots of styles available and shopping opportunities.
(Bob the Scutter, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 20:55, Reply)

Rejected Sequels
Make up movie posters/book covers for the sequels that never made the cut: Police Academy 8 - Lost in New York, Harry Potter and the Cynical Cash-in, United 93 II...
(Cerne Big in Dorset, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 23:15, Reply)

Capital of Culture?
Liverpool has been given the title of European Capital of Culture '08. Give us your representation of Liverpool's culture... and don't hold back!
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CTU_Bauer, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 13:31, Reply)

Monster attack steals user data
Take any story from the BBC news site and interpret it literally.

The only rule is that a link must be included to verify that the article is genuine and to avoid a RIS-fest! news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6956349.stm
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post87918/
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d d, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 1:21, Reply)

PRINCESS DIANA TRIBUTE WEEK
USE MS PAINT TO HONOR THAT DEAD PIECE OF SHIT.
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d d, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:15, Reply)

Inventions for women
Making things right for everyone.
(Jimmaw, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 23:14, Reply)

We've all seen them in blockbuster movies....
SHITE representations of computer operating systems to demystify 'difficult to understand' geeky stuff for the bovine twats who enjoy these movies.

Can anyone actually beat the bollocks that was the UNIX system in Jurassic Park?
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 0:53, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Dangerous food...
Food thats dangerous! such as a packet of walkers ready salted razorblades or summit.
(mr pinkeye afk, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 0:03, Reply)

Terrorist Attacks
Dislike the Tower Bridge? Hate Edinburgh Castle?

Well, take your most hated eyesores and edit them so they look like a terrorist attack has taken place in them.

Bomb Big Ben. Tear Tyne Bridge. Sabotage the Sistine Chapel.
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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:34, Reply)

Farmers are always moaning
what inovations might cheer up the miserable pig fuckers.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Aug 2007, 11:01, Reply)

What would you love to get for your birthday ?
Think of the craziest, most helpfull, or stupidest thing you would love to get for your birthday .
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 15:27, Reply)

Photoshop Jesus
shop the J-man into everyday situations, such as queueing for a newspaper, or filling out his tax returns.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 15:22, Reply)

Prison
Things that would get you sent to prison.
(Poo_Pipe_Pirate, Tue 7 Aug 2007, 10:32, Reply)

always look on the bright side

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 6 Aug 2007, 23:10, Reply)

Proverbs.
'Shop their literal meanings.
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Monty Propps, Mon 6 Aug 2007, 0:51, Reply)

So....
when are we doing the "clean up porn" compo? as suggested by a trillion B3tans before me?
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 5 Aug 2007, 23:38, Reply)

Dedication
"Man Breaks Underwater Pogo Record" the BBC told me today...what other records are gagging to be broken.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 2 Aug 2007, 21:36, Reply)

Inapropriate adverts
imagine adverts placed in the worst places, like that link in the newsletter ( www.oddee.com/item_87332.aspx )

I am sure we could do better!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 11:43, Reply)

I liek puppies

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 19:20, Reply)

iKitten
The BBC have decided to name their new Microsoft Windows Media Player based digital media interweb content providing software the iPlayer - a bold move as it won't work on Macs either.

What else can you stick an inappropraite lower case 'i' in front of?
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:03, Reply)

Back To Basics
Shop A Kitten!

_{idea given to me by another b3tan while in his car earlier}
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 1:04, Reply)

Weetabix
Now they're suggesting loads of different things to put on Weetabix. What else could u put on Weetabix.
(gilgad2000 Allo, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 9:24, Reply)

Crappy Rescue Services
?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 18 Jul 2007, 18:05, Reply)

Those Adverts you hate
Take the Frosties kid. Take Barry Scott. Take the fairy off the Fairy Liquid bottle. Take the bloke with the guitar who hates people called "Nigel". Do bad things. Post.

(Duck-Duck, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 11:38, Reply)

Yaaarrr
Coming home on a 5-hour coach journey recently, Mr Farmer and I got exceedingly bored and started looking at names of stuff and making it piratey:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Click for bigger)

What other shop/place/brand names can you piratify?
(TuftyBee should have been working on, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 21:23, Reply)

school safety posters
come up with your own promotional poster to put in schools, teaching some obscure and pointless lesson. everyone knows the green cross code, we need to teach kids to say no to well drawn cocks!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 20:11, Reply)

Invent a Perpetual Motion Machine
^ This.
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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:49, Reply)

If Nazi's were nice...
as that thing above there right yes.
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johnsto, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:02, Reply)

CHEESE
You know, the stuff that comes out of very slow cows. Lots of opportunities for major punnage.
"How do they make cheese in Wales?"
"Caerphilly"
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bnt what, me worry?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:04, Reply)

How about ways to get rid of chavs
SURELY WE COULD DO THAT? We Must find a way, YOU THE GOOD OF HUMANITY!
(Barefoot-shedtroll, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 19:28, Reply)

Celebrity Afterlife....
Get out Photoshop and show us some of the 'hilarious' antics that celebrities new and old will get up to in either Heaven or Hell
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:52, Reply)

Absolutely shit
the challenge is to get as most board members pissed off at you as possible through lack of skill, creativity, and taste.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:50, Reply)

Your finger.
Photoshop your own finger into bizarre situations etc.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:29, Reply)

The great big B3ta barbershop
Add hair to bald celebrities! Take hair away from those that have it! Add beards where there should be none! Make famous beardy people clean shaven!

Most importantly... sing in four part harmony as you do it!
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Mystery_Bob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 2:59, Reply)

Gay Bomb

The US Air Force have speculated about producing a chemical weapon called a 'gay bomb' to make enemy soldiers more interested in each other than fighting. What might happen if such a thing were to be unleashed?
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, Reply)

New Job For Tony Blair
What's Tony going to do when Gordon is no longer his bitch?
(SignalFailure, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 8:25, Reply)

T4xt on a Picture (TOAP)
any picture with some 'funny' text added.

Just to wind up the Nazis mainly
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Jun 2007, 7:47, Reply)

image challenge suggestion
if movies were real! how would darth vader cope with working in Mcdonalds? what would superman really do? maybe even the hulk as a security guard?
(monkeyofmist theres something in the mist..........ooh ooh ahh, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 14:16, Reply)

what would the world be like
if b3ta were in charge?
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Gerbilinafishtank Gerbil in a fish tank...TURTLE POWER!, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 11:18, Reply)

Photoshopped Spoilers
Reveal the ending of a famous film or book...
(londoner, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 0:31, Reply)

Animate The Proverbs!
One in the hand is worth two in the bush...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

This shit writes itself. Click I like this so we can have some fun pictures. This ginger one is less entertaining than a crab's arse.
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 23:37, Reply)

Make Geeks cool
As a Software Engineer, I'm constantly plagued by the ever-present negative stereotype - Whether it's Hollywood, TV or advertising, we are always portrayed as a greasy 40 year-old virgin with bad skin and a severe personality disorder.
Scientists, engineers, programmers and geeks of all stripes desperately need an image makeover. So - make geeks cool!
(Jim the Bad, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 21:28, Reply)

Buildings that reflect their contents/purpose...
Like the Longaberger HQ building: www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/OHNEWbasket.html

Or a suggestion someone made for an office supplies company in my home town of Grand Rapids, Michigan: farm2.static.flickr.com/1023/533361797_22054c9093_o.jpg
(yorksfatboy, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 17:34, Reply)

What if Bill Clinton's face suddenly started oozing Marie Rose dressing sauce?
Imagine if Bill Clinton's face suddenly started oozing Marie Rose dressing sauce! Photoshop the results.
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The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:58, Reply)

Jokes with no punchline.
...
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 1:24, Reply)

2012
the olympics logo is an absolute pile

make a new logo ??
(deantastic, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:54, Reply)

It's probably bindun but I can't be bothered to look through 14 pages of compos
but what about updating the old WW2 propaganda posters? The "loose lips sink ships" one brings a couple of interesting ideas to mind!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 13:39, Reply)

Design a London 2012 Olympics Logo
As the current one is shit.
(__, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 12:59, Reply)

R.L Stine
What book idea's did R.L. Stine turn down when writing the Goose Bump series? The molester who called me son? Who knows?
(Anudem, Fri 25 May 2007, 2:29, Reply)

Good Bye tony Blair?
With Tony blair leaving the PM office - why not a good bye card?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Thu 24 May 2007, 2:53, Reply)

If the Carry On... script writers had written every piece of literature
(yuk-yuk-yuk Sid James style hilarity ensues)
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:07, Reply)

If everybody in the world had superpowers...
(hilarity ensues)
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 20 May 2007, 22:05, Reply)

If pub names & signs truely described the pub...
Rather than conjuring romantic image of days gone by with traditional pub names, how about if they acutally described the pub.

Well, maybe just comedy pub names then I guess.

Extra points for doing "The Cockwell Inn" with a poorly drawn cock
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, Reply)

following rivergosts
post on zoo and nuts thieving twunts.

www.b3ta.com/board/7188643

i propose that the image challenge should be on something that zoo and nuts will NOT be able to steel and put in their magazines, with out giving recognition to the b3tan who posted it. i have no idea what it should actually be about, but im sure people can do, disgusting and controvertail enough things to stop them for just one week.

that is all

its not that im mad that theyve never stole one of mine i promise! :P
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:23, Reply)

In Soviet Russia...
picture photoshop YOU!!!

So what would it look like we *did* live in Soviet Russia...
(The Mysterious X, Tue 8 May 2007, 14:54, Reply)

Magazines and Newspapers
Shop your favourite(or least favourite!) magazines and newspapers.

This doesn't have to be restricted to front-pages, be creative!
(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, Reply)

Shop your favourite misheard lyric
Let's see what it would look like if you woke up in the morning sleeping for bread when a girl with colitis goes by.
(lolwhites, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:38, Reply)

Modern Fairytales for the Internet Generation
i.e. 'Run, run, as fast you can, you can't catch me - I'm the Juggernaut bitch'

or

'Puss in ur bootz, stealin ur socks'
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, Reply)

welllllll
well what about the worst animal fetish you can think of??
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 12:15, Reply)

What if every tv show was a scam?
blue peter, gmtv, richard and judy are all scamming their viewers. But what hidden lies and secrets are other tv shows hiding?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 20:55, Reply)

The Police,
The fuzz, the po-po, 5 0, the pigs, the coppers, the bobbies etc. They are the source of much ridicule and amusement. Or they will be if you make them the challenge.
Go on. You never listen to my ideas.
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 22:43, Reply)

How it's made
Photoshop the parts of the production process companies don't want you to see.
(Plastic Goldfish, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 17:04, Reply)

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE VTECH MASSACRE.
LOLOLOLOL.
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d d, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:46, Reply)

101 uses for stuffed amimals
What inventive uses could you find for stuffed animals. B3ta can single handedly reinvigorate the taxidermy industry!
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:05, Reply)

If I had all the money in the world I would...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:03, Reply)

MAKE THE MOST OFFENSIVE PICTURE YOU CAN MAKE
thats safe for work obviously.
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connor, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 23:00, Reply)

If Old Person(/Parent) Sayings Were True...
Admittidly there'd be plenty of repeated stuff for the obvious ones ("you'll have someone's eye out with that" [picture of Bayeux Tapestry]; "the wind'll blow and you'll stick like that" [picture of Jade Goody], etc etc).

However there must be so many of these sorts of sayings that there's plenty of material to people come up with a lot of funny stuff, and from my lurking I reckon the best challenges are the ones with a lot of scope (movie titles, advertising), rather than just one joke for the topic (Gillian McKeith).

Whatever. Must stop posting while drunk.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Mon 9 Apr 2007, 22:55, Reply)

Voodoo
it's dark and scary stuff and it's strongly associated with Jazz. Voodoo up some stuff.
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 11:33, Reply)

the inside of b3ta towers
huge palatial benquet halls, marbel staircases, solid gold tables... or a dingy shed underneath a crack den by a by pass... what does b3ta towers look like?
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:45, Reply)

If things were designed by children
... take everyday objects and redesign them from the point of view of a child
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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 10:30, Reply)

What if ALL drugs were legalised overnight?
Would there be Peppermint flavoured cocaine?
Mr Kiplings Exceedingly good Hash Cakes?

Design advertisments for narcotic products and illustrate the impact on our wonderful society.
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 9:35, Reply)

Magazine covers - Men's & Women's
Dontcha justa hate all the men's and women's mags? All that fucking lifestyle and advice. Well let's see some mock-ups of some covers for new lifestyle and advice single sex mags.
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:06, Reply)

Innapropriare Charity Singles
We've had a spate of god awful "charity" songs recently. Come up with what you'd likle to see on the shelves of HMV:

Like Simon Weston singing 'Beds Are Burning'?
Or a Glitter/Children In Need combo?
(Jimmy Jangle, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:27, Reply)

Kids stories....change the end to tell the truth
Jack and Jill went up the hill...well to be honest, Jill went and Jack stayed home playing xbox

Incy wincy spider climbed up the spout, along came the rain, but the tennis ball in the gutter kept incy dry

etc blah

We should get T shirts for getting an idea used btw, back dated about 6 months....

Vit
(vitty And now...F5 F5 F5 F5 F5, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:42, Reply)

If the USA lost the Revolutionary war
Think of pictorial ways the USA would be like if they had lost their terrorist-like conflict against the glorious British.

I'm sure America would be a shit load better under British rule. After all, they wouldn't have that bollocks called American Football. It would be interesting to see what everyone else thinks.
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undergroundmonkey Kernt, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 4:21, Reply)

Science!
Pick some science and photoshop it.

What might go wrong? What new wonders might be created? How do you think it should really work?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:04, Reply)

Oddly titled books...
From the BBC news story on the oddest book title awards, you can vote here.

Nominees:

+ Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan
+ How Green Were the Nazis?
+ D. Di Mascio's Delicious Ice Cream: D. Di Mascio of Coventry, An Ice Cream Company of Repute, with an Interesting and Varied Fleet of Ice Cream Vans
+ The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification
+ Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium
+ Better Never To Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence

Previous winners:

+ 1978 Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice
+ 1979 The Madam as Entrepreneur: Career Management in House Prostitution
+ 1980 The Joy of Chickens
+ 1981 Last chance at Love-Terminal Romances
+ 1982 Population and Other Problems
+ 1983 The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling
+ 1984 The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History and Its Role in the World Today
+ 1985 Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts
+ 1986 Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality
+ 1988 Versailles: The View from Sweden
+ 1989 How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
+ 1990 Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual
+ 1992 How to Avoid Huge Ships
+ 1993 American Bottom Archaeology
+ 1994 Highlights in the History of Concrete
+ 1995 Reusing Old Graves
+ 1996 Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
+ 1997 The Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition
+ 1998 Development in Dairy Cow Breeding and Management: and New Opportunities to Widen the Uses of Straw
+ 1999 Weeds in a Changing World
+ 2000 High Performance Stiffened Structures
+ 2001 Butterworths Corporate Manslaughter Service
+ 2002 Living with Crazy Buttocks
+ 2003 The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
+ 2004 Bombproof Your Horse
+ 2005 People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It
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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 16:03, Reply)

Everything's happy underground
What will life be like when we eventually have to live underground?
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 1:30, Reply)

How bout a Challenge Churchill challenge?
What waould you like to see the nodding dog accomplish.
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Mrswoodbine finally has her own account., Thu 8 Mar 2007, 20:48, Reply)

Situations that can only end badly
A stunt motorcycle rider on a tiny bike in front of 30 elephants.

You probably have better ideas.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 23:52, Reply)

Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act 1837
I don't think it requires much explanation - let's see prosecutions under this act.
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Jonoton, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 9:19, Reply)

NO MORE ASYLUMS
open the doors, let em all out, shop and post!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 22:34, Reply)

Oh man
I've come on to suggest 'Alternative TV Casts' and Frank Zappa has already done it (sort of). I'll get you for this, Frank Zappa
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 18:21, Reply)

Wizard of Oz: The Alternate Cast
You have a time machine now put any actor in the line up of the Wizard of Oz and let rip!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 28 Feb 2007, 17:33, Reply)

If XXX (Hitler, Bush, Jesus. ...) had a time machine
what would they do/change?
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Your watch is BACK, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 14:08, Reply)

Thanks to Dame Helen Mirren, the Queen is now a film star!
so what other films could her Maj. star in over the coming years?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 11:00, Reply)

one word:
bumfish
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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 9:17, Reply)

Big star, Big screen, tiny tale
~~Martin~~ Michael Sheen is to play Brian Clough in a movie about Leeds FC
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/6366519.stm
Think of an unlikely story to hit the big screen and an even more unlikely star to headline it then shop us the cinema poster that comes with it.
Extra points for linking to news stories and facts.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 12:25, Reply)

Real life furries
Furries: a social group of people who cross animals and humans for art, literature and in some cases pr0n.

what if they were real? would George W Bush really be a monkey?
(when_the_tigers_broke_free, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 12:04, Reply)

charlie sheen.

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d d, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 19:11, Reply)

washed up celebrities
what does the future hold for "celebrities" like jade goody and that twunt from busted.
(suboftheday, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 13:36, Reply)

Global Warming: looking on the bright side.
Tropical summers in the UK, Less OAP deaths in the winter, no more waterlogged BBQ's. I'm sure there's loads more that you can come up with.
(Philmutt, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 11:54, Reply)

windows vista
sounds like a curry - what other shit could bill gates cook up (cock up)

apple crush anyone?
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The Tig and me, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:28, Reply)

Celebrity Offspring....
take two famous people, and use your shopping skills to show us the resultant offspring
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 16:45, Reply)

The hills are alive with the sound of bleeping...
Musicals based on computer games.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 17 Jan 2007, 15:26, Reply)

Let's do the TimeWarp...
What would have appeared on b3ta if it had been about in the 90s? or the 80s? Who would we have been making jokes about? We all know that the technology, the will and the hummus is here now, but what if it had been about then?
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mutster101 fell over, Mon 15 Jan 2007, 22:35, Reply)

What sort of freak would sleep with Russell Brand?
The women at work have just been discussing him. He's apparently some sort of sex symbol but they seem to have reached the conclusion that it's only the newspapers (and himself) who think so.

So....crack open Photoshop, find some good source pics and photoshop the sort of subnormal freak-woman-creature who would actively want to sleep with Russell Brand.

If your stomach is strong enough, perhaps you could even photoshop the possible offspring of such an unholy union.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 9:48, Reply)

Brian May - Space Adventurer!
What planets would he visit? What sort of adventures would he have? What sort of aliens would he discover and possibly destroy? Which Queen song would he be singing as he did so?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 9:41, Reply)

If I had a Time Machine...
What period in history would you visit? What sort of havoc would you cause? Would you change any major events for a laugh?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Jan 2007, 9:40, Reply)

'How...?'
A challenge that simply answers any 'How...?' question ever asked. How did the dinosaurs really die? How was the Ice Age caused? How did George Bush really get elected? And so on...
(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 19:17, Reply)

Robots shall rule the world!
The age of the robot is coming - we're probably going to have a robot doing pretty much every menial labour job in the world before long.

So what robots do you see coming? What would they do? What would they look like? Would they have a Trade Union?
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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 3 Jan 2007, 11:42, Reply)

Board Games for the 21st Century
Getting a bit sick of old games getting a makeover but nothing changed.. time to drag them kicking and screaming with new and improved modern variants and new games.
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Tue 2 Jan 2007, 17:12, Reply)

Advertise crime.
Make murder look cool, rape look sexy and mass embezzlement trendy for the hip young generation X.
(Cap'n, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 10:37, Reply)

The Secret Life Of Stuff:
What do inanimate objects get up to when no-ones around?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:11, Reply)

T-Shirt printing
A "print your own t-shirt" stall started up at my local market... and set me wondering.

If you could have your own T-shirt printed, what would it look like?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:42, Reply)

100 ways to kill Tim Westwood
Cos he's a twunt
(CarolinaChiquita, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 23:13, Reply)

Movie Crossover Challenge
This one is simple. Take two (or more) film titles and mix them up - then concoct a plotline. The resultant fillum is usually better than the original :-)

Examples :-

Zulu Dawn of the Dead
4,000 zulu warriors face off against 200 redcoated British zombies

Gentle Ben Hur
Gentle Ben Hur is taken from his family by Canadian hunters and finally returns now triumphant as the winner of a dramatic chariot race. PG. Includes scenes of bear nudity.

Finders Keepers Losers Weepers Jeepers Creepers
Soft core horror porn. Two huge breasted women find a mysterious stalker (also with huge breasts). Russ Meyer's greatest hour.

You get the picture. (I have about a million of these from a long running thread on another board.)
(Gwawdiwr, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:36, Reply)

'Celebrities' on their day off
What would they get up to?
(Plastic Goldfish, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 13:54, Reply)

The Forgotten Inventions Of Salvador Dalí
You discover the secret laboratory of Salvador Dalí. What do you find?
(Plastic Goldfish, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 8:18, Reply)

Challenge
If God was in charger of Christmas - (what people really should get)
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 2:10, Reply)

Grandma's Christmas Dildo
A bit early but what about...

Inappropriate presents given at Christmas. Mixed up labels often mean the wrong person gets the wrong present.

New pair of gloves for OJ Simpson? A top of the range telescope for David Blunket?

Plus many more.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 1:50, Reply)

Saucy Seaside Postcards
... for the 21st century
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 27 Nov 2006, 13:32, Reply)

Bandwagons....
...of the future.

What will the bandwagon be in 5, 10, 15, 1000 years time? Who knows, who cares?
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Aenesis, Sun 26 Nov 2006, 22:11, Reply)

Whats in there?
We've all heard the story, the poor ex russian spy died...and we all heard there was supposed to be 3 objects in his stomach making him ill...
Nothing conclusive to what they were of course..

So let's be creative. What was in there?
(fishyfishyfishyoooh Tonight I will be Miss Saigon, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 21:17, Reply)

New swear words.
Fuck, shit, cunt etc. are all starting to seem a bit tame. We need new swearwords for when you really need to express a strong emotion.

Photoshop your new swearword and the type of situation it might be used in.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, Reply)

Nokia - Erecting people
Cameras, PDAs, MP3 players, boring boring boring.... What mobile phone gadgets would turn you on?

- Swiss army knife?
- Cigarette lighter?
- Cattle prod?
- Phaser?
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spoonmuppet, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:53, Reply)

Inappropriate greetings cards
Design a card, eg 'I'm sorry you have AIDS' or 'Congratulations on your first succesful murder'.... who knows, Virgin might even pick up on the idea.
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McBadger COW, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 16:24, Reply)

Saddam Is To Hang...
....Boring, how would you execute him?
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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:45, Reply)

We all know you cannot leave B3ta ,but how would you try to escape?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 21:23, Reply)

What's behind
Shakey's 'green door'?
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 19:30, Reply)

What would the world be like
If everyone was ginger
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WormuIus, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 22:02, Reply)

Tabloid Outrage
We don't make the newspapers enough. Photoshop something that's likely to provoke faux outrage from tabloid editors, Tory backbenchers and other assorted scumbags.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:14, Reply)

Lizards
that's all, just lizards
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:03, Reply)

Snakes On A....
The title says it all really.

What could snakes be on?
(beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 18:29, Reply)

A Sequel Too Far
Imagine a world where original ideas for films are a thing of the past and all that's left are poorly made remakes and sequels.

What would those sequels be.....?

(EG Star Wars:A New Pope)
(beetlejuice Go and boil your bottoms you sons of silly persons, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 18:29, Reply)

Islamic Hollywood
The possibilities are endless.
(Ewan Oozami, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 11:12, Reply)

Pimp My Ad
I think we should have a pimp my ad image challenge. The aim should be to create a funny or cool looking advert using a original one for example this well known one.....

Becomes.....

(Or Something Similar)
(simon2710, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 15:19, Reply)

NO.
What would happen if you said NO to everything?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 16:19, Reply)

Inspired by the below posts (pfft)
what if n00bs/spammers ran the world?
what would the world be like? would we see FAQs at supermarket Ques? Banner ads on the way to work? Pop-ups causing crashes on the freeway?
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:04, Reply)

Wogan's day off.
what does Terry Wogan get up to when he's not being so goddamned Wogan-ish.
show the world what he does with his spare time.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 22:53, Reply)

Fights you'd like to see
Polar bears V Grizzlies

Tiger V Lion

Chavs V Celebrities

Blair V Brown

Bush V Osama

Proper fights , and see who wins
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boff FL OZ, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 16:55, Reply)

Everyday Objects Reimagined
This links to project about re-purposing everyday objects in imaginative ways. I reckon the board can well out-do these real-world efforts with the benefit of teh 'Shop and teh hummus.

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 19:45, Reply)

Cold light of truth
Reverse photoshop your favorite celebrity, removing the airbrushing, make up and lighting, wigs, botox and plastic surgery to show them as they really are
(Ijustlurkhere, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 9:07, Reply)

If Robot Wars was uncensored and unregulated...
What would your madcap creation look like?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 10:59, Reply)

Snopes Illustrated

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 29 Sep 2006, 11:09, Reply)

red exs are not much fun
but neither is shouting abuse when a post goes wrong

why not create a nice red ex picture to politely indicate that you can't see the image

inspired by c kick
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 13:00, Reply)

The origin of man.
Was it science, was it god, was it a small nuclear reaction, was it paul daniels.

Show us what happened and where it all started to go wrong.
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Muns, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 2:05, Reply)

Animal Starts in their Eyes
I miss pets win prizes and Stars in their eyes isnt as good as it used to be. So lets combine the two!
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 15:04, Reply)

SURPRISE!

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 16:18, Reply)

Political INcorrectness
Gone mad!
(Plastic Goldfish, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 15:43, Reply)

Stoned Britain
The government legalises weed... Lets see what happens =)
(bertz, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 13:37, Reply)

The b3ta route to the stars
Virgin Galactic, Spaceship One? Rubbish!
What's the best way of getting into space b3ta style?
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Canker, Mon 11 Sep 2006, 15:16, Reply)

What the acronyms really stand for.
It seems every company under the sun is obsessed with acronyms these days, but only we know what the letters really stand for.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 12:30, Reply)

Shiny Silver Spacesuits?
50 years ago we predicted that now we'd be wearing silver spacesuits and have robots doing all of our housework. How will life be in 50 years time?
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Halk, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:42, Reply)

Life after the Oil Crash
Peak Oil has come and gone, the halcyon days of cheap energy are over, society is in ruins, our civilisation has been reduced to a Mad Max style nightmare. How do we survive after the oil crash?
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Wed 6 Sep 2006, 21:42, Reply)

In a perfect world....
What would help make the world perfect for you? Would gobstoppers never run out? Would zebra crossings have real zebras crossing?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 12:21, Reply)

The big red button.
The premise: Every picture involves a big red button, and the consequences of pressing said button. It could be anything from the comedy anvil falling on someone's head to a small invasion of Ipswich by the Breem Warriors of Lower Antwich.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Aug 2006, 17:32, Reply)

Celebrity Buildings
John Lennon airport gathers Beatles fans and George Best airport attracts drunken football fans. If other buildings were renamed in honour of celebrities, what would they be like to visit?
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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 23 Aug 2006, 19:36, Reply)

If I had to have a part of my body replaced with a cybernetic implant it would be...
Shit my arms gone! activate hyper parrot powered grabbystick.
So ure spleens dropped out or your heads fallen off. What part of you could you do without and what would you replace it with

Id imagine after the torrent of cyberwillies this mite be quite interesting
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Sun 20 Aug 2006, 3:49, Reply)

Alternative movie taglines
You know taglines, the short but slightly longer than the title subtitles you see on movie posters. Let's see the taglines that should have appeared in the posters and trailers...

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 18:59, Reply)

What if germany won ww2
i always wonderd what would happen if germany had won ww2. maybe this is the answer.
(TehPr0n This Crack, It's a bit morish, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 12:38, Reply)

An image
challenge to come up with an image challenge that is both original and which half the people won't continually moan about
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The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 9:38, Reply)

Upset the B3ta nazis
And win an orange or something. Seams, bandwagons, not getting the joke, not towing the line, image too big &c.

Extra points for subtlety of misspelling, misappropriation of syntax, grammar &c.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 12:13, Reply)

Inappropriate Barbie Dolls
I have just seen the advert for 'Barbie and Tanner'. A barbie doll that allows you to feed a little dog, push its tail down then Barbie has the tools to clean up the poo and put it in a little bin. This is quite shocking stuff.

www.allaboardtoys.com/barbie/dolls/barbie_doll_and_tanner_the_dog.asp
(fwman_99, Tue 15 Aug 2006, 11:28, Reply)

How to get women back in to the workplace
Apparently, men still get the best jobs, earn more and of course don't have to take time out to have babies. More needs to be done to attract women back into workplace. Design an ad campaign to get women back to work.

Let the gratuitous sexism commence!
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 16:04, Reply)

Someone mentioned this earlier, dont know if they posted it:
Sequels you want to see made. Things like:

Snakes on a Plane 2: Ladders
or
Withnail and I....II (was the example given on the board)

What other ways can Hollywood butcher film franchises?

Credit goes to who ever mentioned it in the first place (not me)
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Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 15:57, Reply)

Artificial Intelligence
It was suggested by AI experts recently that within 10 years they will have built an artificially intelligent computer which will be able to learn about things by browsing the internet.

This means that the first properly intelligent machine will probably have learnt all it knows about humans by looking at websites.

what will the AI computers think of mankind?
(Otaku-Joe, Mon 7 Aug 2006, 7:11, Reply)

If the Internet were a place on Earth, what would it look like?
Would restaurants be Open Sauce?
Would farmland have Auto Complete?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 21:19, Reply)

come up with a sitcom less shit than Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
so BBC 3 can ditch that shite program and make something less megaspazz.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 0:29, Reply)

Name that Tune...
...part Image Challenge, part Quiz. Literal interpretations of classic song titles.

OK. It sounded better in my head
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 11:44, Reply)

If, like Cher wished, you could turn back time
what would you do differently?
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 18:57, Reply)

What if b3ta struck out on its own and became its own country
what a sorry state the world would be in, but what would the flag be like? Hopefully not as shit as the one Libya has.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 14:29, Reply)

What if the British Empire never existed!
In the 17th Century us Brits were the poor man of Europe.
The Dutch had a spice and tea empire in the east, the French controlled all of Africa and the best bits of North America, and the Spanish had all the gold and silver the New World could provide.
We had a few poor rainy colonies and the potato.
Somehow we came out on top.
But what if we hadn't?

What would the world look like today if the Empire on which the sun never sets had been French, Spanish or Dutch?
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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 31 Jul 2006, 11:19, Reply)

Plan the newest craze
Kids will do anything to try to keep up with the latest craze, but what should that next craze be? Forget FCUK, iPods and hoodies, wouldn't you rather see some stupid teenagers try to fly with rocket boots, and fail miserably? Or perhaps 3 foot long nose piercings take off, and then they find that they can't get through doors? Photoshop the idea that you would want to see take off as the next fad.
(Plastic Goldfish, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 21:04, Reply)

What if nothing was copyrighted?
What would YOU do?
(davew2.7 what?, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 19:24, Reply)

product 'real' names
What would various products be called if they were honestly named ?
eg:
The new Volvo 'Global Destruction',
Gillette disposable world razors,
The new Porche Greed,
British Pollute Airways
Cillit BANG and the world is gone !
(I_am_B, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 14:08, Reply)

When nerds get old
Bill Gates is 50(ish). The internet generation is sliding into middle age. So apart from Zimmer mainframes, what will geeks and nerds do when they get old? Illustrate....
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 20:00, Reply)

iThings
iBomb, iHouse, iPeado, iShit.
The list is seemingly endless.
(caveywavey, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 15:06, Reply)

Modernize Classic Childrens TV
re-imagine childrens TV of yesteryear for the coke-snorting, knife-wielding, phlegm-hurling youth of today.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 14:27, Reply)

Stars in their cars

Such as:
b3ta.com/board/6112920
b3ta.com/board/6112781
b3ta.com/board/6112581
(Mr Dan is the man, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 0:09, Reply)

Ten Commandments..
..for 21st century living. Thou shalt not stand too close to people at the cash machine, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's trampoline, Honour thy mother and sapphic lover...and so on until hilarity prevails.
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Grindstaff, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 23:04, Reply)

I Love 2006
What will out-of-work presenters and comedians looking for a break pick to remember of the present day in a nostalgia show on in 10 years time? Remember, nothing meaningful in any way. This challenge would also be pretty interesting to come back and look at in 10 years time, like a time capsule, don't you think? I agree, it is a great idea.
(pipedreambomb, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 20:16, Reply)

what the fuck is the point in anything

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connor, Wed 5 Jul 2006, 21:12, Reply)

What B3ta would be like without Photoshop.
Basically a load of crappy drawings drawn on MS Paint.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 21:31, Reply)

Image Challenge suggestion - Town vs Country
Image Challenge suggestion - Town vs Country (with any and all obvious references to the first syllable of the word "country")

Townie chavs are different from country chavs, and country folk like hunting while townie folk like mobile phones and civilization... Discuss.
(amscray Back o' t' net, Fri 23 Jun 2006, 16:41, Reply)

Make a game
Either a spoof of a game or make one you think would be just plain bad. example "Bean Farmer: EXTREME!"

Here's one I've done: www.b3ta.com/board/6053401
(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Fri 23 Jun 2006, 1:34, Reply)

4 bit challenge
Recolour photos/create new pics using only the 16 basic paint colours

Bit arty though
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thistle, Wed 21 Jun 2006, 22:34, Reply)

Build a better cereal!
You've browsed the cereal aisle at the store, and probably thought to yourself, "I could do better!" Well this is your chance!
(zerodin has magical powers., Wed 21 Jun 2006, 7:27, Reply)

The Royal Family
as 70's porno stars. The perms, dodgy moustash, disco style tight pants
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frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 20:59, Reply)

Planet Yorkshire
English imperialism shaped the world - but what if it spread from Up North instead of the Home Counties, and took over the world?
(Astatine, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 10:22, Reply)

Truth in Advertising: Food
I would like to see food's promotional packaging reflect reality. Here's my contribution:

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madrabbit is fully prepared, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:47, Reply)

Invent a pointless warning
There's so many of them - don't use your taps because we'll all die of drought, don't eat nuts as they've got nuts in them and so on. How much more absurd can this get?
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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 13:23, Reply)

Unlikely terrorist cells/causes.
Tell us of their nefarious ways.
Such as the millitant wing of the Chiswell Green WI, who hold coffee mornings but no-one brings any milk!
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Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 18:52, Reply)

Marketing rubbish
Some bad inventions get made, some really bad ones often sell well, particularly if made by communist countries where the consumer has no choice. Yet when the wall comes down they continue to sell....

Take the Lada for example. A truly awful car, yet millions have sold.

Think of the worst products on the open market, and show us how you'd advertise them!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 16:59, Reply)

chav culture.... gone posh
Chavvy things are associated with the poor, they wear shell suits and eat at McDonalds.... but what if they all won the lottery!?

Would Macca's start selling caviar and lobster...?

So tell us; What would the world be like if all the chavs were rich?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 16:55, Reply)

What will it be like when China becomes the new America.
... and it probably will.
(Zzzzzzz It appears I'm asleep!, Wed 7 Jun 2006, 15:22, Reply)

Noel Edmonds goes hardcore
and I don't just mean porn, but if he had enough of his prissy programmes (like us), what would he do if he felt risque?
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 19:50, Reply)

World Press Photos of the year - great pics - bloody miserable
Having looked at the world press photos of the year they are great pictures, but all so unhappy.
Photoshop them to give them a happier meaning.

www.worldpressphoto.nl/index.php?option=com_photogallery&task=view&id=174&Itemid=115
(The_artist_formally_known_as_alz0r, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 13:39, Reply)

One Hand
If you only had one hand, how would you eat big sandwiches? How would you press CtrlAltDel? How would you tie shoe laces? HOW WOULD YOU WANK? erm that last one's a bit personal...

The inventions required if everyone was a mono-fist.
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The Lurker Plenty One, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 12:33, Reply)

Awful Album Covers
I was looking at the pop world's lunatic fringe the other day. Here is some genuine album art that needs to be forgotten.

img131.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc66&image=66319_worst_album_covers.jpg

These album covers are truly, astronomically bad.
But what would happen if these same album-art designers let rip with their skills on the current top 10?
(McGeorge, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 20:47, Reply)

Alternative Anti Smoking Campaign
All these posters showing diseased lungs and dying relatives clearly doesn't stop 11 year old kids taking up fags.

My idea would be to make fun of smokers. Pictures of Gordon Brown with wads of smokers cash, or posters of chavs with fags in their gobs looking decidedly uncool.

What are the alternatives?
(KeithManiac, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 14:18, Reply)

Stupid religions
Some religions are stupid and blatently wrong. Add some to the party!
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johnsto, Wed 31 May 2006, 19:29, Reply)

It's a topsy-turvey world
What if good was evil and men were women and big was small and young was old and left was right?

Photoshop a world where things have been reversed.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:34, Reply)

Design a new England flag.
With the world cup coming up there's a lot of flag waving going on, but the England flag just reminds people of hooligans now.
So the mission is to design a new more bettererer one that you wouldnt mind seeing waved around every 4 years.
(mangakid, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:07, Reply)

Celebrity play on words
IE. Kirsten Dunst. Have her with a DUNCE cap. Maybe with "Dunst" written on it.
(Ronald Raygun makes bombs, Mon 29 May 2006, 16:08, Reply)

Snakes on a Plane...
What if all films were named similarly... such as "Iceberg hits a Ship" (Titanic), or "Geeks on a Spaceship" (Star Trek) etc.
(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 28 May 2006, 12:29, Reply)

If sport didn't have rules
We all know sportsmen and women cheat from time to time, but how would sports be different if they didn't have rules.
(Guinness2702 Meh! Do I look like I care?, Sat 27 May 2006, 16:42, Reply)

the world we would have if nothing were considered profane.
no language commonly dismissively described as foul, no concepts of mockery or derision of sacred idols or images, no prohibitions against immorality, no social moratoria against the usual indecencies -- how would that reshape our societies?

alternate/parallel: the world we would have if nothing were considered sacred.
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postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 May 2006, 8:49, Reply)

If britain was colonised by greeks
(tons of h(o)um(m)(o)us in that!)
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drunkenoaf, Thu 25 May 2006, 0:11, Reply)

animals/dinosaurs named after celebrities
see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masiakasaurus_knopfleri

what other discovered fossils or previously unknown living species could be worth of being names after a celebrity?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 May 2006, 12:17, Reply)

In honour of Graham Rawle
Instead of having the now ledgendary "Lost Consonant", why don't we have

"The Added Consonant"

e.g. "Put the key in the lock" could be "Put the key in the Flock" etc etc etc
I'm sure we could come up with some serious punnage!
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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 23 May 2006, 15:41, Reply)

Alternative ingredients on ready steady cook

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 23 May 2006, 15:36, Reply)

childhood dreams
things that you thought as a child. like having monsters under your bed or that your dad could beat the shit outta anyone. but more funny, of course.
(joeyramoney oily yellow discharge, Mon 22 May 2006, 16:52, Reply)

Da Vinci Code
what amazingly proposturous conspiracy is really behind the da vinci code? was jesus a world class snooker player in a small cave club in the desert where his mother was a pole dancer? suggest your crazy ideas!
(minidave666 i am minidave, but am i really minidave?, Sun 21 May 2006, 21:10, Reply)

b3ta prize-like turner prize but on b3ta
why not hold a b3ta prize,with the most obscure,bizarre and nonsensical pic getting a prize.maybe a special icon for a year?
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Thu 18 May 2006, 10:10, Reply)

swapping celebs
What if good old steve hawking was made to play football and beckham had to do his job?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Wed 17 May 2006, 13:10, Reply)

If emos ruled the world...
would we have compulsory wrist slitting lessons for the under fives?
(Karl avec un K I am an England fan, Mon 8 May 2006, 11:38, Reply)

Mispaced attaractions?
A mix between the product misplacement and the where I live challenges e.g. if the London Eye was in Tokyo it could be the Japs Eye
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thistle, Sat 6 May 2006, 18:36, Reply)

David Cameron
just lots and lots of shops of David Cameron.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:21, Reply)

How about
If Anime were real?

How weird would that be?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 4 May 2006, 10:42, Reply)

Too much LSD
Pictures of well completely random things people think they'll see on lsd
(bertz, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:34, Reply)

What if illnesses were fun?
Being ill sucks.

Think of some diseases that would be enjoyable to have and show us the results! Who wouldn't want a bout of kittinitis?!
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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 20:38, Reply)

What if...
Hippies ran the country.
(Name Deleted Is still nameless on, Tue 25 Apr 2006, 11:13, Reply)

When
kittens run b3ta.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Mon 24 Apr 2006, 21:33, Reply)

The B3ta
clothing store. Modern looks for the B3ta generation!
(Elmyra He's a home-brew duck... Quack! Quack!, Sat 22 Apr 2006, 0:33, Reply)

i-?
The i-Pod, i-Tunes, i-sight.

What next?

i-dog?

i-booze?

i-bird?

Discuss...
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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 20:51, Reply)

Image Challenge
What will happen to B3TA if the image challenges remain this poor?
(captainwow No, not that one!, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 16:58, Reply)

Toilet paper
A single man can survive a whole week on one roll of toilet paper. What do women do with the 3+ rolls per day that they seem to use?
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 0:17, Reply)

Motorway signs
You know, the nanny state "don't drink and drive", etc etc - what else would they saw to b3tans
(The real vlad the impala, Fri 14 Apr 2006, 10:31, Reply)

Mundane Activities: XTreme Edition
Vacuuming the house. Feeding the cat. Shaving. Sure, these things are pretty exciting on their own, but what do you say we try to shoehorn some XTREEEEM ACTSHUN in there to make these things more appealing to the Youth Of Today?
(Squirminator2k is funny 'cos he's ginger, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 14:00, Reply)

Its "World Parkinsons Day"
What other "official days" spring to mind??
(penrose your dog's got tits, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 9:39, Reply)

Evolution
If evolution had worked out a bit differently - how would living things procreate?
(saaaaaaausage you say?, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 13:27, Reply)

new products which would help hollywood 'avoid' typical hollywood cliches...
NEW - Hollywood door hinge spray, never hear a serial killer creep up on you again.
NEW - contact anyone anywhere with this mobile phone, complete with a '555' button

or something along these lines...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Apr 2006, 12:49, Reply)

Inappropriate marriages
What if Becks had married Pat Butcher instead of Posh? I wanna see the wedding photos!
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 3 Apr 2006, 0:20, Reply)

if the world was a cartoon
i love the old batman stuff and i wondered what it would be like if when u hit sum1 then it would actually go biff! bang! pow! also a quality song mite i add
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 21:11, Reply)

if godzilla was gay?
what trails would he leave and what would he eat and what would his eggs look like?
(James_Bailey uhn tiss, Sat 1 Apr 2006, 14:36, Reply)

nicked from futurama
what if real life where more like a video game?
(chanceypants wakka chakka whaaawo, Wed 29 Mar 2006, 15:22, Reply)

Classy challenge
Photoshop your favourite Shakespeare quotation. Loads to choose from.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 12:41, Reply)

What if
blacks had enslaved and oppressed the whites.
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Box of Rabbits, Sun 26 Mar 2006, 9:26, Reply)

What if (x) had never existed?
Pick one thing, concept, person, law of nature etc. (anything you want!) and photoshop your vision of the world as if it had never existed.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 16:32, Reply)

If Goths were in charge...
The budget would have been interesting. Vat back on eye liner, snake bite tax exemption and no road tax for hearses.
(the sonic youth, Fri 24 Mar 2006, 10:27, Reply)

Celebrity politicians
If more interesting celebrities were in positions of power, say Bill Bailey as Prime Minister, or Johnny Vegas was Chancellor of the Exchequer...show us how awesome the world would be!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Mar 2006, 22:57, Reply)

Hello!
Imagine if small children were taught their letters with an illustrated book, b3ta style. The challenge is to supply your own illustrated letter for such a worthy tome. 'g' is for goatse, 'h' is for ham-toucher...
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wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:34, Reply)

Creative invention on TV is at such a low ebb that now that Postman Pat's cat Jess is getting his own spin off series
I'd like to see more unlikely spin off programmes.
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 23:17, Reply)

What if....
What if emo's took over the world?

the barbies would come with their heads already removed...
(Strangemiester, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 17:43, Reply)

What if....
....celebraties had super human abilities to fight crime relating to what they do, what would they be?
(tusk!0, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 17:01, Reply)

The life and times of Barry Scott...
Who is he? where did he come from? who are his friends? we need to show the man behind the myth...
(D-A-P, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 12:41, Reply)

What if by law shops had to be called what they sell
so 'Boots' would actually be Shampoo, tampons and suncream ltd. and 'Oxfam' would be second hand tat.
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hypnochimp, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 16:23, Reply)

If we had a hardline Muslim government.
Go on. You know you want to. Guaranteed publicity. (And or fatwas and death.)
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William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 19:15, Reply)

What if pirates were responsible for all the really cool inventions?
Besides buggery on the high seas...
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 3:29, Reply)

Money: the root of all evil
What if money were not the root of all evil but something different... like jam?
(thatdudewithbreasts, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 17:48, Reply)

Dinorulers
If dinosaurs had evolved to rule the world and not humans...
(atheistsiehta, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 2:27, Reply)

death or glory! or mediocrity.
Old mother Vader once said "You want to settle down boy, find yourself a nice career. All this killing is not going to earn you a living you know."

Some of us used to think we were special, then we realised we should forget about such nonesense and settle down to a life of relative mediocrity. Imagine a scenario where infamous villains - real and scripted - turned away from the path of evil at an early age and applied their particular talents to nice, safe, ordinary employment.
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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 22:33, Reply)

Celebrity violence
Photoshop some violence perpetrated by and on celebrities.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 15:52, Reply)

Cat Shelter

For one, sorry about posting this under this topic, I just really wanted to share. But at this shelter, which is a no kill shelter, they only take cats. Cats who have herpes, aids, and feline leukemia. And they keep them for life. The last two pictures above are of Baby Boy and Chirpie, my two favorite cats there. This is an amazing place to volenteer at. It's also great therapy. I am very happy to work there on Saturday mornings and assist with the adptoin process.
(araseener, Wed 8 Mar 2006, 3:01, Reply)

Rock stars at home
What do rock stars with their private time?
I hear Rod Stewart likes train sets.
(JTR JTR, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 5:34, Reply)

What if Saddam was found not guilty
Knowing Tony Blair, he would let him into the uk as a place of safety. What job would he get?
(strontium190, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 3:42, Reply)

Where has Osama BinHiding?
Any ideas where?
(maybe has been done)
(mc cracken, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, Reply)

What if...
...all cartoons had to have at least one politically correct gay black disabled midget featured as one of the main characters?
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Mon 27 Feb 2006, 15:52, Reply)

How will the Human body...and animal bodies for that matter evolve over the next 100,000 years...
to cope with change in lifestyle/planet/envionment/ etc..
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AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 18:24, Reply)

If the world was run by zombies
That's about it. Sorry.
(Evilsprout, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 21:32, Reply)

If you had a dream last night
make it into a comic book

(I am in my mate's office, handing out software to his collegues, from my guitar. I suddenly turned into a mutual friend's father and played a song as a giant finger clicks on side 2 of Abbey Road to reveal a hidden track)
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:07, Reply)

create a band - give it a name, and give a taste of what music it would play (even make up lyrics to go with it)
bonus points for ironic or satirical entries.

(might work better in multiple vertical frames or animations)
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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:09, Reply)

Help out the TV producers
by thinking up the latest celebrity TV Prog!
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twochopbob In denial since, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 20:35, Reply)

how might song titles/lyrics have been inspired
or depictions of misheard lyrics
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Feb 2006, 17:13, Reply)

Design an image to create the maximum amount
of religious hatred.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 19 Feb 2006, 14:30, Reply)

If traffic wardens ran the country
Wonder what they could stick their nasty little tickets on...
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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 17:51, Reply)

I wanna know why horses are the best of all the animals.
fucking DeAgostini propaganda!
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Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 15:04, Reply)

The best single piece of advice you've ever been given
and how it helped you.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 15 Feb 2006, 0:54, Reply)

Cockney Rhyming Slang
immortalised in images

whether real or made up
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Jan 2006, 9:17, Reply)

if 24 hour cable news channels
were able to be present to report on any event in history whether done in the style of the time of the event or be anachronistic
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Jan 2006, 11:34, Reply)

"an englishman, an irishman, a scotsman...
..."
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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:06, Reply)

how about...
bigger bigger BIGGER! How big can you post your image?
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Frumbert has no sig, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:12, Reply)

anything involving pizza delivery
I do a fair bit of pizza delivery and have seen some crazy stuff out there. lets re-create some of the stories and fantasies (or anything unusual) that the poor pizza delivery guy would see. - If your creativity is a little stale, just make up a really strange form of pizza car (monster truck with a pizza sign maybe?)
(Mad_Nashy WHEEEEEE!, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 12:39, Reply)

image challenge
if you had a fit mother would you drill her?
(furious eddie, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:12, Reply)

Urban Legends
Invent some new urban legends for the 21st century
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 13:44, Reply)

tomorrows headlines
What headlines would you like to wake up to see in tomorrows papers?

"Tony Blair is female clone of Maggie Thatcher!"

"Daily Mail in court over racist comments"

"Dogs clone Hitlers moustache in Blackpool"

Probably bindun so apologies if it has
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Bamboo Steamer, Tue 17 Jan 2006, 23:56, Reply)

evil
come on, who can make the most evil pic.
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Sat 14 Jan 2006, 13:37, Reply)

Knit something
Knitting is kind of like pixels, sort of...
Go on, think how nice a chump tea cosy would look.
(johninnit, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 22:38, Reply)

I thin k I'll go with
bad New Years resolutions...

-or-

New Year's Resolutions gone awry.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 29 Dec 2005, 22:14, Reply)

Fractals.
Look at this fractal goose by Leningrad:
www.b3ta.com/board/5474306
Little fleas have littler fleas, with littler fleas to bite 'em.
Littler fleas have littler fleas, so on ad infinitum.
Make fractals out of everyday objects.
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Trinosaur, Sun 25 Dec 2005, 2:28, Reply)

If your parents were cousins...

Photoshop a picture of yourself to see what sort of vague scary deformities you might've got had your parents been cousins, or siblings or summat.

I thought it was a good idea anyhow...
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Liquid Crystal, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 16:49, Reply)

What would the internet be like
if it was all done using fridge magnets
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 16:42, Reply)

Noo challenge
Bands that should have appeared on John Peel's show. eg arctic monkeys. we used to have a game that was : random word; animal.. seems they took that too seriously
(Nery Titmilk tickling your fancy since, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 1:07, Reply)

Events for the Geriatric Olympics. Either adapted current events, or new special events such as queueing, Stairlift races etc etc
Everyone else has olympics, even the mongs, so why dont old people?
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Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 18:40, Reply)

What a celeb sees
Let's have a look at what a celeb really sees real-life as.

Bonus points to anyone who can somehow link Jeffrey Archer to Bubba's fantasy.
(Purple Jonax, Wed 30 Nov 2005, 20:12, Reply)

Public Bamboozlement
subtley alter public information. i.e. DTH's "please drive caerphilly", or all that stuff in fight club like the safety information card in aeroplanes.

But actually do it in real life (you know, that stuff that's not on a computer) then take a picture and post it.

Apologies for incoherence.
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grey matter, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 18:14, Reply)

anything
as long as it is a small animated gif that can be used in messenger.
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grey matter, Tue 29 Nov 2005, 18:07, Reply)

What would moths do if they actually reached the moon?
Suggestions please.

Maybe they'd have a cheese feast or have a disco to celebrate. I love moths, me.
(raymeister, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 17:37, Reply)

Not sure if bindun but:
If animals ruled the world!
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 23 Nov 2005, 17:09, Reply)

Where are they now? Disgraced celebrities
Like the message says:
Where are they now?

Disgraced Celebrities - the Gary Glitter (no more) story gave me the idea.

Where the feck is Johnathon King these days anyhow?
(chrisjw, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 15:14, Reply)

i like dull things.
paint the town beige!
see them (celebs, no hands, whomever) sleeping.
x-treme politeness.
bus transfers from around the world.
tips for extending and improving naptime....
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postbear has metal knees, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 6:34, Reply)

half-assed
advertising campaigns
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GTA, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:17, Reply)

some ideas
not necessarily good:

-if no one ever washed, ever.
-what it is to be normal in the World Of Teh Mongs
-Meatvision
-If Everything You Told Small Children Was True
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frunt It's been a while..., Tue 22 Nov 2005, 21:16, Reply)

Hindu Deities
Photoshop new (or old) Hindu deities. Wouldn't Brian Blessed look so much better in blue and with 3 extra arms?
(Ethelfritha, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 16:33, Reply)

I wish I could fire darts out of my nose.
What other ingenious ways could we use our orifices?
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Whythebigpaws?, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 15:53, Reply)

if fluffeh wer robots
if our pets were cybernetic play things/kill krazy mega-bots
(unlawful odour i dunno..., Tue 22 Nov 2005, 8:53, Reply)

Shadow games
Shadows that look like something other than what they actually are
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 15:03, Reply)

The lighter side of....
* War
* Cancer
* No Hummus
* dark heavy things
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 14:22, Reply)

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